Personal
My name is: Samma
My place of birth: Upstate New York
My date of birth: Nov 24
My age: 31
My marital status: Single
My astrological sign: Sagittarius
My profession: pissing people off<--what she said
My education: Associates...(workin on that B.S.)
My height: 5'3" and 3 fucking quarters
My weight: ha ha ha like ima tell you right? not so much
My hair color: what? whatever i want it to be
My eye color: dark brown
My distinguishing marks: 4 tats...1 each arm, red right shoulder blade, 1 left thigh
1My blood type: ab +
My allergies: stupid fake people<---O.o i like that
Favorites
My favorite meal: toddler ravioli, cricket pate
A drink I often order: raspberry iced tea
An alcoholic drink I often order: amaretto sour
A delicious dessert: triple chocolate cheesecake...or that chocolate thing from Applebees
A game I like to play: Minesweeper..lol
A book I strongly recommend: Bright Flows The River...but only if you're into self analyzing
An author who has affected me: God
The magazine I read most frequently: Stuff...i heart that mag
The newspaper I prefer to read on Sundays: i dun read the newspaper anyday...
Music I prefer to listen to when Im alone: Eminem
The singer or band I currently listen to the most: Stroke 9, Ben Folds
Morals
Something forbidden I have done that might even surprise my friends: uhm...a 3-some? wait...define 'forbidden'
People should not marry before this age: 21 - just to be a dick
People should not have children before this age: uhm 21 - just to be a dick
The appropriate age for having sex: over 18
The first time I had sex, I was this age: 20
My most recent lie: actually? i havent a clue :|
When I am late for an appointment and its my fault, I: over-explain why I was late<---me too
A lie I tell myself: "it's not procrasting its bad time management"
Something I have stolen that was not worth the risk: uhh nothing??<---what she said
One thing in this world I'm addicted to: my daily infusion
A drug or alcoholic beverage I take on a regular basis: none
If there were no side affects, I would enjoy being addicted to: why be addicted to something without side effects? thats stupid. so nothing.
Drugs I have tried in the past: the number or a list? uhm 2...n you'd hafta ask.
A drug I would never try: crack
A drug I will never try again: the 2nd one
I believe hitting a child is an appropriate form of discipline: electrical sockets...hot stoves...running into the street...things like that...to invoke fear and avoid DEATH
Ego
My three best qualities: iunno ask Drea aka EvilBitch ha
My three worst qualities: bitchy, lazy, smoker
Of these three worst qualities, which one do I struggle with most frequently: smoker
Which of the three worst qualities have I tried to change: introverted and lazy
Three words that describe how others view me: yannow...i dont know?
Three words I would use to describe my ideal self: motivated, outgoing, accomplished
Three things for which I am often complimented: my stupid hair...my brain...and uhm...iunno?..i suck at this part...eff you.
Which one of the three is most meaningful to me: of those choices? my brain
A special compliment that made me blush: so not telling!
Who gave me this special compliment: my daily infusion
An insult that made me burn: someone called me a 'sweetheart' i wanted to stab them in the eye with a flaming spork
What was my reaction to this insult: stopped talking to them
I am far better than most people I know at: masturbating? i dont effin know...everybodys good at something dammit.
The animal that best describes me: an eagle...soaring above other people...watching them from above...n then swooping down and killing one
I am embarrassed when others: breathe?
Others are embarrassed when I: iunno? they dun tell me?
The greatest amount of physical pain I have endured: oral surgery...worse than labor...THREE TIMES...the labor...not the oral surgery...
Yes or No
I smoke: yup and i loooooooooove it
A naked photo of me exists: yup...somewhere
I can whistle: yep
I write letters regularly: nope
I believe in destiny: only to a certain extent
I brush my teeth three times a day: more like 4 - 6...im obsessive
I have something I wish to confess: not to any of you
I change my bedsheets weekly: change .. no … wash? yeah <---what she said
I bite my fingernails: when i break them cuz i dun care
I pick my nose: if i do...can i flick the snot at you?
I am a vegetarian: for the most part yuppers
I have eaten in a restaurant alone: nope
I have gone to a movie alone: yep
I have taken a vacation alone: yup
I read the newspaper daily: nope
I have not used a hair dryer in the last five years: i used one last week for the first time in over a year...
I have never used a personal computer: asshat
I have made love in an airplane: uhm not so much
I have hit my mother or father in anger: why would i do that?
When I think I have done something wrong, I am quick to apologize: sometimes
I lose control in heated arguments: lose control? not so much...throw stuff? yes
In the morning when the alarm sounds, I get up immediately: what alarm?
I drank mother's milk: for my first 6 weeks as a human being
I generally save letters and postcards: depends
I hate parties: depends on what kind
I have stolen money from my parents: nope
I have fired a gun: yesssssssssssss
I often have the last word: lol …
Less is more: sometimes
I give money to homeless people: i give them mcdonalds job applications
Money has influenced my character: i hate money
I know who I am: for the most part
I enjoy being photographed: HELL NO!!!
Life treats me well: only when it feels like it
Choices
Sunrise or Sunset: Sunset
Sweet or sour: more sour
Sahara or Himalaya: whatever
Dolphin or Eagle: Eagle
Old or new: uhhh …
Hot or cold: cold? i hate sweating...unless...*trails off*
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Soft or hard: your mom
Train or plane: who cares?
Yesterday or tomorrow: your mom
Red or blue: RED!
Fast or slow: this sounds sexual...i'll take both please
Beatles or Elvis: your mom <---*dies*...the beatles
Blind or deaf: mute<---O.o i like that one
Open or closed: your mom
Bath or shower: shower
Square or circle: triangle
Fire or water: Fire
Lightning or thunder: both … at the same time <--yes that!
Black or white: both
Ocean or forest: both
Dogs or cats: Dogs
Day or night: Night
Leaves or roots: both
Left or right: left
Cremation or burial: burn me baby
Victim or criminal: Criminal
Even or odd: odd
Written or spoken: written
Woman or man: both please? oh wait...uhm...what am i or what do i want? *runs away*
Sun or rain: RAIN!!
Briefs or boxers: Boxers
Pen or pencil: depends
Horns or strings: Strings
Summer or winter: fall
