The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy
but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with
her.
She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why
you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been
trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for
you!"
Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said,
"Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed
at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she
knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they
actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack! . Both tests came out
positive!"
