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Dhal To Die For
1 C. red lentils 3 C. vegitable broth 1 2-3 inch piece of fresh ginger root, peeled 1 bulb of garlic 1 red belle pepper 1/4 tsp. tumeric juice of half a lemon 2 Tbsp. olive oil 1/2 tsp. mustard seeds 1 medium onion sliced 2 fresh red chilies chopped (take the seeds out to make it mild) 1 large tomato chopped, or 6 cherry tomatoes 1 handfull of fresh cilantro chopped 3 sprigs of fresh mint chopped In a food processor mince the ginger, garlic, red belle pepper and tumeric. Boil the lentils in the broth with the above processed mixture until soft. (About 20 minutes) Add the lemon juice and mash the cooked lentil mixture. In a seperate pan, heat the oil and roast the mustard seeds until they pop. Then add the onion, red chilies and tomato. Sprinkle with salt. Sautee until the onions are tender and clear. Then pour into the lentil mixture and top with thefresh cilantro and mint.

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To All Of My Kick Ass Kentucky Friends!!!
TO ALL MY KICK ASS FRIENDS IN KENTUCKY!! Body: Body: FRIENDS: Will leave you hanging if you piss them off, and never speak to you again. KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will hang you from the nearest tree and piss on you if you piss them off. But will call after the weekend to see if your ok. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut. KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Kn

I'm Back
ok folks, i'm back... tho i am making some changes... i've decided that i'm done being in a family..so i'm backing out of this one... sorry guys! it's nothing against you, it's just that i don't have the time to give the family that i should. as for bombing, i'll help bomb who i can when i can... if i can't, don't be upset, i just have a lot of family and health issues to deal with. love y'all ~wendygyrl~

Blonde Sex Jokes
BLONDE SEX JOKES Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A: They are both 10¢ a screw! Submitted by: Claude Wimberly Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme! Submitted by: Ian R. Almond Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3:

Work Grievance
WORK GRIEVANCE I, Mr. Penis, hereby request a raise in salary based on the following reasons: · I do physical labor. · I work at great depths. · I plunge head first into everything I do. · I do not get weekends or public holidays off. · I work in a damp environment. · I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. · I work in high temperatures. · My work exposes me to contagious diseases. · I work with a bunch of pussies – I’m the only one that does any real work. Thank you for your time and consideration on this matter. Sincerely, Ime A. Penis Management’s Response: Dear Mr. Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: · You do not work 8 hours straight. · You fall asleep after brief work periods. · You do not always follow the orders of the management team. · You do not stay in your designated wo

Overly Happy People!
Today has been a rather “blah” day for me. I’m not feeling well. My allergies have me sneezing endlessly. My left knee hurts and is “popping” My lower back is throbbing and to top it all off, I have CRAMPS! As some of you may recall, I had been craving a grilled chicken panini from Fazolis since I saw the commercial for it. I decided today would be panini and salad day. After Momster and I worked out, we headed over there. Walked in, placed the order. The woman at the register said to me “Ok ma’am! You’re #11! Oh, wait, that’s wrong. You’re not #11, you’re #1 — TWICE! All depends on how ya look at it! ” I was so NOT in the mood for THAT. Me! The one who finds the silver lining and always look for the fuckin’ rainbow. THAT was too much for ME! But I was surprisingly polite to her. I don’t know why. I think I just had no possible energy to come up with something to say to that. *sigh* Side note: The panini is EXCELLENT! It was worth dealing with the fucking carebears beaming f

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So today I was supposed to work my normal hours..but I got in, and they told me I could either go do what I wanted till Noon time and work till 4, or I could go home early..So I opted out for going out and pampering myself for the morning. I went and got a much needed manicure this morning...I just uploaded a pic of my nails from my cell phone..Not sure how well it came out..but..I love getting manicures. All I got were the french tips on..I just think it looks classy, and it goes with pretty much anything. Oh well...Im gonna go leave some lovins to some friends. If you're realllly bored & haven't done so, wanna rate my stash?? I do rate back! :) BrattyBytch/OUT!

Ty,...
Retreat from joy, Like a boy. When men pursue that which they were born for. Retreat from her, Like a blur. When men pursue gold, when only stone seems possible. Retreat from a smile, Like a juvenile. When men pursue light, without any sight. Retreat from her, Like a boy, Like a blur, Like a juvenile. When men prove to her, she is the only thing that makes them men

Ty,hooligan
As I arrive home and enter through the front door, you are there, on your knees, waiting for me. I step up to you and place My hand to the side of your head and give you a soft stroke telling you what a good girl you are. Without even having to tell you to, you reach out and undo the zipper and button on My pants and take out My semi-erect cock. You immediately begin to lick the precum from the head of My cock...savoring the taste. You make sure to lick up and down My shaft to get all of what has dripped from the head of My cock. As My cock swells fully, you slide My cock into your mouth. As you do, I stop stroking the side of your head and take a handfull of your hair into my hand and give it a hard tug towards Me...making you take My cock DEEPER into your mouth...forcing you to gag on it. As you do, I push My hips towards you to make the head of My cock ram into the back of your throat...making you gag hard on it. Trying to get your breathing under control, I take my other hand and

Alone In The Darkness
not a day goes by that i don't think of you i want to breakdown and cry but theirs nothing i can do your always on my mind oh how i miss your sweet face i feel so left behind in life that seems to be a race just to stand by yourside their's nothing i wouldn't do oh that would be a beautiful ride i wonder if it will ever come true in the shadows is where i am or at least thats how i feel like water stuck behind a dam please tell me this isn't real written by william p.

12 Types Of Females
12 types of females! 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak. d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacemen

Breakfast Pizza
This simple recipe will be an instant success! So easy to throw together and never a slice left. Ingredients 2 croissant packages 1 pkg. Jimmy Dean Sausage 5 eggs 2 potatoes 1/2 pepper 1/2 onion 1 C. shredded cheese Directions Cook sausage, eggs, peppers, onions, and potatoes in a skillet. Take an 9x8 baking pan and lay out the croissants even on the sides. Add half of the sausage and egg mixture. Add 1/2 C. of the cheese, put on the rest of the mixture and add the rest of the cheese. Bake at croissant temperature and time

"straight Out Of Line"
"Straight Out Of Line" There's no reason There's no compromise Change in seasons Living the high life I don't know you So don't freak on me I can't control you You're not my destiny Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me I'll confess this you're my tragedy I laid you to rest just As fast as you turned on me Gone for ever Vanished the memories Displays of pleasure Are masked by your misery Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me Lie to me Straight out of line I can't find a reason Why I should justify my ways Straight out of line I don't need a reason You don't need to lie to me Lie to me [x3]

Giving Everything
Giving Everything ~Tony Martinez I'm always here I know I may not be the easiest to deal with But I give you my all each and every day That's more than I can say for most Giving everything I love you with a fire and passion you'll never find anywhere else Do you notice Do you take it for granted Expecting it and me to always be there like I am Giving everything I ask for so little Much less than anyone before me asked for. Much less than anyone than may come after me will ask When I dont get it do I complain? Do I utter a single word No, here I remain by your side Giving everything

I'm Real
I am whom I choose to be not what I can be or who I am cause no matter what you wouldnt know me I'm the person that you wouldnt talk to on the streets I'm the one you wouldnt want to date or be with in a relationship I'm always the one rejected and pushed away I'm the one society doesnt accept and neither should you I am the person that always does the right things and in return gets hurt without any emotions my life is sad but true even in person I am me and I am real to bad you dont accept me for me cause no matter what I'll always be real cause its actually me :)

Friends With Benefits
Friends with benefits He's gone is he, out of town for the day? Damn we have been waiting so long for this. No problem Hun, let me sign off and I'm on my way! Just an hour and a half and I'll be there to slip it in. Hey baby, I'm turning on your street now. I'm not clear on one thing though, left or right at the light? Yes I know honey, I too am ready for us to lay down. Better start stretching baby, It's going to be one hell of a night! Hello love, Did you really think that I wouldn't show? No worries baby, I wouldn't have missed this. Your worth the trip baby, no matter how many miles I had to go. Now come here sweety, Time for us to have that long awaited kiss. MM. you taste good to me. Your lips are like rose pedals softly brushing up against mine. That's it hold me close baby. Press me hard against you, so you can feel me beginning to rise. Oh baby I need you now. Hold up your arms, lets me help get that shirt off. Kiss me baby, While I gently lay yo

Wales Beat Japan 72-18
Wales (29) 72 Tries: A W Jones, Hook, R Thomas, Morgan, Phillips, S Williams (2), James, Cooper, M Williams (2) Cons: S Jones (5), Sweeney (2) Pens: S Jones Japan (11) 18 Tries: Endo, Onozawa Cons: Robins Pens: Onishi (2) Wales got their 2007 Rugby World Cup campaign back on track with an emphatic 72-18 victory over Japan at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. Gareth Jenkins' men scored 11 tries in an entertaining affair to bounce back from Saturday's defeat to Australia. Japan did make a game of it, though, and scored a try in each half including a spectacular length-of-the-field effort finished off by Kosuke Endo. But Wales were too strong and face Fiji next in Nantes on 29 September. That game could prove to be a Pool B decider, and if Wales repeat their second-half performance from Thursday's game then they should progress through to the quarter-finals stage of the World Cup. It was Japan who opened the scoring with Shotaro Onishi sending over a p

Easy Jammin' Jambalya
Use your favorite meat and make five star flavor with only three ingredients. Ingredients 1 lb. smoked sausage, chicken breasts, shrimp (your favorite meat) 1 lg. jar salsa 2 C. cooked minute rice Directions Cook minute rice according to box directions. While cooking, cut meat into bite-size chunks and brown in pan. Stir salsa in with meat. Simmer mixture on low, stirring occasionally. Serve over rice. Serving Size 4-6 Preparation Time 10 minutes Cooking Time 20 minutes

Train Wreck #42
Well ... last night we attempted to record episode 42 of The Tuesday Afternoon Show. We're both big Douglas Adams fans, so this was going to be a big one. Unfortunately, due to a problem with either Gizmo (the VOIP program we use to record the show) or one/both of our internet connections, our voices kept breaking up so we could barely understand each other and it turned into an episode long train wreck (it's tied with Ep. 1 as our worst ever). So, this weekend I'll be sifting through the wreckage to see if I can salvage any of it with some "creative" editing and next week we'll be recording again to get the rest. All in all, it's probably for the best. Neither of us was really prepared for this one (Scott's been job hunting and I've been playing way too much WoW) and we just couldn't seem to get our heads in the game. On the positive side, we now have our first real lost episode (no one will be hearing it for a very long time), I just hope we can get it out before the end of the month

Bad Day
Today started out kinda good. Husband got me a cup of coffee and then after an hour it just seemed as though he went down hill. He just kept getting really cranky and touchy and I dont understand if it is the withdrawls from alcohol or if its me. I try real hard to be a good person and a great mom but it seems like he really don't care anymore. He is always making really rude comments and he never seems to care what he says anymore to me or the kids. All he is concerned about is himself. I wish that he would just leave at times just so that I could find myself again after 11 years of hardship. I won't say that I didnt have good times, I did but it just seems like the bad over rules the good. I hope that things take a drastic turn here soon. I feel like I am in a bad soap opera and can't get free. I need some help I keep crying out but ya know my friends keep telling me advice on what to do but I am the one to do the dirty work and I really don't know why I am still in this si

I Can't Go On
I can't live with what i have done. I'm sick of hurting all the ones i love. i know I've let them all down the pain is getting harder to bear. I'm sick of holding on, the pain keeps growing inside. nothing still seems to go right. they deserve to be proud, not ashamed of someone like me. they just don't seem to understand, I'm unhappy, i don't want to go on anymore. the tears keep pouring, not knowing what I'm waiting for. the bottles on my left, the gun is on my right. please my love, stop going through my head. your making this so harder to do. i love you so much, I'm just so sick of letting you down. you deserve so much better, than a failure like me. so baby please forgive me... i cant go on with my life anymore

God Hates Me (part 2)
2 More Examples. . . Hanging Out And Drinking With Someone Very Fun And What Do I Do? I Puke Like A Freshman. . . I'm Forced To Go To Burger King Because My Little Brother Hates My Beef Stew And What Happens? I Get A Speeding Ticket. That Is All.

A Twisted Mind Or A Shattered Heart
An empty shell And broken dreams Plunged into hell My innocence screams. A twisted mind A shattered heart Looking......cant find Find myself, where to start. Lost in my reflection Reflecting upon my loss Crying out for affection Yet not trying to make you cross. You poured the water from my glass You stole the essence from my soul Solidified statue am i in brass Buried in a war fields hole. Emotion spewing from each crevice and crack Bottled up feelings popping open like wine How to begin to reel my life back How do i find my way back to this life of mine?

Sorrow Iii
life passes in front of me as the time flies by. standing in front of everyone that cared, standing in front of thoses who hated you. as you seen the love you feel the hatred from thoses who hate. thinking how could they, why would they hate you so much. you did all, all you can to make them feel like they where true friends and all you get from them is stabbings in the back. now you feel sorrow from the heart that is inside of you thinking that you thought they were friends, but finding out they were only faking it

Alright Assholes
I just want to post a lil blog telling everyone how I feel so you are.....prewarned. If you are going to look at my NSFW (whether you are male or female) rates and comments MUST be done! If I am online and notice you aren't doing either...you will be deleted and blocked and therefor...will NOT be able to see ANY of my pictures and that will make you Shit Out of Luck.Harsh??? Maybe, but do I give a fuck...no. It's not a free show. Do it or be deleted.

Ugh>>...
So I have that feeling right now like "OMG IF I DONT GET SOME WATER I AM GOING TO DIE"... My cousins and I did wayyyy to many shots, that added to my 12+ Rum and Cokes..o boi what a night.. but hey its family bonding right??? Wow yeah Im still pretyy drunk not gunna lie.. Damn i need water ASAP

True Loveor Oh To Be Young
boy and girl talkin.. on the phone -Girl I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it. - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. - Girl: ...... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok. - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt hav

I Need 7 More
I need them for my best eyes contest if I dont get them I will start it anyways I got 3 really good ones if you think you can beat them come to me and email me the pic you want in for so please help me help you get an vip from me it is a month long and you need to have the most comments.

Back Home
11-4-03 I left my girl in Jersey and traveled to Berlin on my tour through Europe I ran into a French Girl who promised me everything but couldn't give me what I needed. I fell in love in spain and almost stayed there but I knew if I did I would never leave. On my way through Italy I found fine quisene but nothing I've found compairs to whats waiting for me back home in Jersey. The love i left behind the one I could never stop loving the only girl for me is back home in Jersey waiting for me. She has everything I need and everything I could want, nothing in the world compares to the beauty in her eyes. Soon I'll be back home in Jersey, and I will never leave again not for GOD or nation cause back home in Jersey I've got a girl waiting for me, I'm going to raise a family.

My Gifts
My gifts are allll gone!!!!..but 5 of them...I dont know where they went :(....I cannot see the lovely things my friends have given me .....They must be in fubar space somewhere....I hope someones enjoying them ....concidering I can not!

Missin Old Friends
so i'm a lil sad this wknd. :( this wknd was a casual, family oriented 10yr. reunion picnic for my high school class. i wasn't able to make the trip up 2 chicago, due to lack of notice. i've been waiting 4 over a year to hear about the actual reunion...the people planning this are slackers! lol well, someone got the idea 2 plan a picnic where you could bring your family. would be a more economical choice too. sadly, as i said above, i wasn't able to make it. so i guess i will have 2 sit here & wait 2 c if these slackers ever get this planned. can't believe it's been 10yrs since high school...time flies when ur having fun!! :) i miss those care free days... miss those friends that swore 2 stay close-always... i could really use some cheering up! help...

Fistulas-a Horrific Example Of The Monster Called Human
Fistulas are a kind of damage that is seldom seen in the developed world. Many obstetricians have encountered the condition only in their medical texts, as a rare complication associated with difficult or abnormal childbirths: a rupture of the walls that separate the vagina and bladder or rectum. In eastern Congo, however, the problem is practically an epidemic. When a truce was declared in the war there in 2003, so many cases began showing up that Western medical experts at first called it impossible-especially when local doctors declared that most of the fistulas they were seeing were the consequence of rapes. It had been no secret that nearly all sides in the Congo's complex civil war resorted to systematic rape among civilian populations, and estimates were as high as a quarter million victims of sexual assault during the four-year-long conflict. But once fighting died down, victims began coming out of the jungles and forests and their condition was worse than an

Wonderlust
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth... I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the path less traveled by and that has made all the differance.

Sing It Girl
SING IT GIRLS!!!!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and

Bush Predicts Hillary For Left Hand Puppet
Steve Watson Infowars.net Monday, Sept 24, 2007 President Bush has declared that Hillary Clinton will win the Democratic nomination, with the White House also declaring Barak Obama to be "condescending" and "intellectually lazy". The pseudo endorsement comes, according to the AP, in a new book by author Bill Sammon entitled Evangelical President set for release Monday. “She's got a national presence and this is becoming a national primary,” Bush says “And therefore the person with the national presence, who has got the ability to raise enough money to sustain an effort in a multiplicity of sites, has got a good chance to be nominated.” Bush stopped sort of saying Hillary would win the election however stating: “I think our candidate can beat her, but it's going to be a tough race... I will work to see to it that a Republican wins, and therefore don't accept the premise that a Democrat will win. I truly think the Republicans will hold the White

Fire Behind The Eyes
sirens roar in the night of twilight going faster as the engines streak down the road hearing people yelling for help.. as they arrive they see the flames billowing out of the roof raoring in the dark sky the fire brightens up the night making it look like daytime. rushing in they hear the infants cry and scream.. breaking down each door till they find the infant running into opsticales the see the fire behind the eyes of the wall.. rushing to get to the infant before it is to late they see the mother and father trapped screaming for help they rescue them.. half the crew leaves with the mother and father as the rest look for the infant that they heard crying in the night as they reach the last door they hear the infant one last time crashing in the door they finally approach the infant and rescue the baby. as they try to leave the building collapses and traps all of them in the room waiting for help they dig their way out finding a window t

Would You Love Me Back
Would You Love Me Back If I surrender my Heart And Soul to you, Would you Love me Back, In the same Way Or walk Out on me? If I was crying Would You Dry my tears Away By kissing them Away Or Would you Just Laugh at Me And walk Away? If I scream out Your Name, Would You hear my Love within the Words Or Would you Just rise Up to Dress And Go out the Front Door? Would you Love Me back In the same ways, I would love You? Is your love The Love Meant to Be Mine forever Or Is your Love False as Peace within a world Of Endless Dreams That Will never come True? ©2007 Firestar

Military Hater & Downrater
REPOST!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS IS WHAT I GOT FOR A COMMENT TODAY FROM THIS FUCKING DOWN RATING MILITARY HATER... HAHAHA IRAQ IS KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BUNCH OF ROIDED-UP BABY KILLING LOSERS!!! I ALWAYS THROW DOG SHIT AT THE TROOPS COMING BACK FROM THERE BECAUSE I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU SCUM AND WHAT YOU DO OVER THERE SO FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE HOO-RAH TITTY SUCKIN BITCH!!! HERE IS THE LITTLE FAGS LINK GO AND GET HIM... SexyBeyotch@ fubar (repost of original by 'BAD BAD MATT IS BACK....LOL....' on '2007-09-24 14:39:12') (repost of original by 'BLOOD`N`GORE the NEW GODFATHER IN TOWN' on '2007-09-24 14:50:47') (repost of original by '~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY OF FUBAR ~' on '2007-09-24 15:07:15') (repost of original by 'jenn‡E.F.O.F‡ official Greeter of/ FF HALL 7209' on '2007-09-24 15:47:00') (repost of original by 'misfitdaddy' on '2007-09-24 16:42:07') (repost of original by 'TeXXas...' on '2007-09-24 17:02:49') (repost of original by 'stefan5

How To Keep Your Man Happy
Know when to back off. Many a wayward girlfriend assumes her affectionate attention is welcome by her man until he asks for a little space. The problem with this theory is that when a man is forced to fight for his alone time, he becomes jealously defensive of it and resents his girlfriend, this clingy wench who conspires to steal it from him at every turn. Schedule time for yourself, away from him, during peak hours (Friday and Saturday evenings, or whenever your time is most cherished). This will give your man a chance to kick back with the boys and give you an opportunity to remain your own person. On that note, be sure to remain your own person. It is vital in every relationship not to define yourself in terms of your significant other. Get a few hobbies. Better yet, join a club. Convey yourself to your man. Women become emotional and upset far more easily than men, and it is assumed that this is because men have fewer feelings than women. This is not so. Men have just as many

I Can Feel You
your far away...but i can feel you you exist in my every breath in every beat of my heart adding a s[ectular sizzle in all the right placeseven when i close my eyes i se your face and feel fire of your caress your presence is a tangible thing....yet as hard to grasp as air ireach for you but you elude me still i can feel you the softness of a petal a warm wind on my cheek a ray in my vision a distant light that ever drwas me near

At The Parking Lot
At the Parking Lot by tie22dna © "I expect the networking would be operational tomorrow, correct?" she asked the scrawny kid, his hair sticking out stiff with gel, he looked like a wet chicken. "Yes, ma'am, I apologize that we were unable to fix it today." "No worries. Um, at least for us, your occupation is breeding like guppies, we can always find another company to look after our networking." she said, more like a statement than a threat. She looked at her watch, 7pm, as she opened the glass door of the building. The sky was starless, it hung like a black ceiling. The evening was not threatening, but it felt unblessed without the twinkles she always noticed every night. The only illumination were the lights in the parking lot. She stepped onto the concrete to begin her walk to her car, looking at the landscape on her side, the birds of paradise neatly lined up, stood perk and alert. Her observation was disrupted by the kid, "Would you like me to walk you to your car

Lady's!! It Never Hurts To Learn!
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark

Just Things That Come To Mind
I honestly don't know what to say today but what I feel or thing that comes to mind that I miss or even thought of... I feel lost as in lonesum as hell...Today I spoke what was on my mind to my mom...And well I can honestlt say that didn't go to well. She started to yell at me for my lil nephews pics being gone on the computer and well like I told her it wasn't my fualt they got deleted cuz people want to download viruses into the computer and I have to fix it all the time. Hell I told her how I also felt but that did not do any good.Talking to my family or anyone else, it is like talking to a brick wall. Today its rainy and I feel like crying...Why do I feel like crying for? well before my ex gf and I broke up for real in 2006. I asked her for a hug and well as it started to rain she kissed me when I wasn't looking for it to happen... Well I do have alot on my mind today but just don't know how to say it all. I ani't going to lie,Yeah I have sex on my

Who's Gonna Help
alright, so i posted my blog about wanting a VIP, so which one of my friends is really a good friend and will buy me one? Like I said before, I have 500+ people on my friend list, i try to help out the ones that I see needs the help, so why dont people wanna help me....c'mon guys...well thats all for now....xoxoxox

Pre-nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. "I'll only marry you under three conditions." "Anything, anything," said the ambassador. "First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement." Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!" The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation. "Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40

The Things A Man Will Do For The Woman He Loves
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS H

I Just Don't Get It....
**UPDATE** IF I GET DRAMA FROM THIS SO BE IT, JUST KNOW THAT I WON'T RESPOND TO IT, I DON'T HAVE TO, DON'T NEED TO, AND DEFINATELY DON'T DESERVE IT. KEEP IN MIND THIS IS JUST VENTING....and to go on for a bit...I don't NEED a man. I have the best "Husband" a woman can ask for already....who gives the best hugs, and is the best listener, and has the most wonderful UNCONDITIONAL Love that No woman will find in a mortal man ** (don't know who it is...? Ask me I'd be happy to tell you all about Him!!:D** VENT#1 Not that this is really a big deal, I'm so used to being single that it's just another day in the life of. What i don't get it, why some guys have to be "dummyheads"...I mean come on, just because this is an "Adult Site" does not mean that every woman on this site is here for you pleasure or for you to degrade when you talk to her. I had someone just yesterday say in my shout box something like, I like your pics, would love to see your boobs and nipples...COME ON...that doesn'

Scars
Some years ago, on a hot summer day in south Florida, a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, leaving behind shoes, socks and shirt as he went. He flew into the water, not realizing that as he swam toward the middle of the lake, an alligator was swimming toward the shore. His mother, in the house and looking out the window, saw the two as they got closer and closer together. In utter fear, she ran toward the water, yelling to her son as loudly as she could. Hearing her voice, the little boy became alarmed and made a U-turn to swim to his mother. It was too late. Just as he reached her, the alligator reached him. From the dock, the mother grabbed her little boy by the arms just as the alligator snatched his legs. That began an incredible tug-of-war between the two. The alligator was much stronger than the mother, but the mother was much too passionate to

Friends Forever--poem
FRIENDS FOREVER Sometimes in life you find a special friend Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship. When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty, Your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on. Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete, because you need not worry. You hav

Cfr's Hart Suggests False Flag Event For Iran War
CFR's Hart Suggests False Flag Event For Iran War ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 27 Sep 2007, 19:31 CFR's Hart Suggests False Flag Event For Iran War Council on Foreign Relations member Gary Hart, famed for stating that Americans will die en- mass on home soil this century, and for declaring 48 hours after 9/11 that it should be used "to carry out a new world order", has written a scathing letter to the leaders of Iran clearly warning that the U.S. government has a history of staging provocations in order to initiate conflict with other nations and that Iran could be next. http://infowars.net/articles/september2007/270907Hart.htm

She Get Handcuffs ...........................................
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Will You Be My Fairy Tale?
will you be my shining prince will you take my hand walk beside me holding tight across the wave-washed sand will you gaze into my eyes sweep me off my feet kiss my rosebud lips so soft whene'er we chance to meet will you kill the wicked witch and fight an evil troll just to win my heart so true and to become my soul i will be your princess, love through pain and joy and laughter by your side and loving true for happy ever after. 9/26/07 d. r. hyden

Halloween Scares
Halloween Scares The apples are juicy and red, But To take one bite, Your heart will flutter away forever. Autumn is upon Us, It is the Time of darkness And Magic. Ballerina is Trembling In fear Of the Zombia Wanting To dance With her Forever. Black cat is Hissing And Laughing At all. Broomsticks Are Set out For one night Ride upon The Halloween night Sky of Darkness. Candy is Waiting. Capes are floating About The Vampires, Witches And Mask men Of death That is Lurking Upon this Unholy Night of Freedom. Cobwebs Are picked Cleaned for Spells. Ghosts Cries And Screaming of Death Upon your life. Monster with hats And Masks Begin to search for You. A mummy Hums of Death. Bats flying About screech Of you Within reach Of shrieking Skeleton hanging In the tree. Werewolves Smell the Air about them. Vampires rises From Their hidden Coffin to Feed upon Life tonight

Friends & Forgiveness
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN TO

My Very First Time
My Very First Time The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once T

This Is Serious For Women
A friend stopped at a pay-at-the-pump gas station to get gas. Once she filled her gas tank and after paying at the pump and starting to leave, the voice of the attendant inside came over the speaker. He told her that something happened with her card and that she needed to come inside to pay. The lady was confused because the transaction showed complete and approved. She relayed that to him and was getting ready to leave but the attendant, once again, urged her to come in to pay or there'd be trouble. She proceeded to go inside and started arguing with the attendant about his threat. He told her to calm down and listen carefully: He said that while she was pumping gas, a guy slipped into the back seat of her car on the other side and the attendant had already called the police. She became frightened and looked out in time to see her car door open and the guy slip out. The report is that the new gang initiation thing is to bring back a woman and/or her car.. One way they are doing

Cheese Cauliflower
serves 4 1 md head cauliflower about 2 pounds 2 tbsp margarine or butter 2 tbsp all-purpose flour 1 tsp dry mustard 1/4 tsp salt Dash of pepper 1 cup milk 1 cup shredded process american 4 ounces Cheese 5 dr red pepper sauce Paprika Prepare and cook cauliflower as directed for cauliflowerets or whole cauliflower. Heat margarine in 1-1/2-quart saucepan over medium heat until melted. Stir in flour, mustard, salt and pepper. Cook, stirring constantly, until smooth and bubbly; remove from heat. Stir in milk. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil and stir 1 minute. Stir in cheese and pepper sauce. Cook and stir over low heat until cheese is melted. Pour over hot cauliflower. Sprinkle with paprika.

Just My Way Of Dealing With My Life For Now!
time to empty my soul for a few what do we take for granted? health ?love?money? well today my family came across a impass that will only get worse and this i know:( my father has altzhimers and ive been watching him slowly fall apart what else can you do other than be there when your needed ...well today was the the day ive been dreading he went out as normal i went to work then get a call can you come and pick him up he dosent know how to get home ........... so i did what was required and now the thoughts start to run should we sit still and take every day as it comes or try and do something how ever small it is just to make someone smile ? i for one will be there in the bad times and hope to see the good to so remember its never to hard to give somebody a few moments of your time your never know if its the last thing there remember !!

Chicken Breasts With Bleu Cheese Sauce And Wine
6 chicken breasts Salt and pepper to taste Flour for dusting 1/4 cup unsalted butter or vegetable oil 1/2 cup dry white wine 1 1/2 cup whipping cream 1 tsp dried tarragon 2 oz Bleu cheese 1/4 tsp Tabasco sauce 2 tbsp chopped fresh parsley Remove skin from chicken breasts, bone them (or buy them already skinned and boned), and pat dry. (Reserve bones and skin for making chicken stock.) Sprinkle chicken with salt and pepper and dust lightly with flour. In large skillet, melt butter and cook chicken 5 to 7 minutes on each side, depending on thickness. Transfer to serving dish and keep warm in 200°F oven. Pour off any fat remaining in skillet and return pan to heat. Add wine and scrape bottom of pan with spoon, stirring to deglaze pan. Cook until reduced by half, then add 1 cup cream and the tarragon. Cook, stirring, until sauce is slightly reduced and little thicker. Mash bleu cheese and combine with remaining 1/2 cup cream; add to skillet. Stir well and cook over low h

Chicken Breasts With Brandy
4 chicken breasts 100 gm butter 2 tbsp lemon juice 2 tbsp brandy 1/2 cup cream 1 egg yolks 1/2 cup chicken stock 1 onions, medium 1 tsp parsley, chopped Finely dice onion. Heat butter in pan, add chicken and cook 4-5 minutes on each side, shaking pan from time to time. Remove breasts from pan and set aside. Reduce heat, add onion to pan and cook gently 2 minutes to soften. Add lemon juice, brandy, stock and cream, bring to the boil and allow to simmer 2 minutes. Add any juices that run from chicken, and the chopped parsley. Remove pan from heat, stir in the egg yolk to thicken sauce. Reheat sauce. Do not boil at this stage. To serve: Place chicken on a bed of rice, pour sauce over.

Owned And Collared
I am owned by my Master and he has also collared me. I choose to do this because I want him to control me and I fully enjoy this. I love it when my Master gives me orders to follow and when he uses me as his slave. I do this on my own free will with nothing holding me back.I wish to serve my Master and please him.

My Brother Has A Big Heart
my brother has a big heart he is the best friend to have yet his heart was broken it was smashed the first day i met her she was sweet as an angel yet behind closed doors she was the snake of evil my brother suffered so much his heart now broken by this beast he thought he loved we warned him to be safe we told him to watch his back but she stabbed through it right through his heart my brother suffered so much his heart taken by a snake so i cut her head from her body and made the snake eat a snake my brother has a big heart he is the best friend to have yet his heart was broken by a snake who is now dead the night that we killed her she tried all of her lies yet when we closed the doors she was a snake of evil my brother suffered so much his heart now broken by this snake that is now dead we warned him to be safe we told him watch your back but she stabbed him through it right there to his heart my brother suffered so much his heart

Hello Im New Here
hello im david im new here just joind and seeking how is on line here looking to make some new friends just moved to johnson city tenn from pittsfield mass area looking to get the know the area and making some cool friends

Relationships
Relationships come and go in time. Some short some long even hard. The ones that count are the ones that hurt. Thats the ones we learn from most. To make a better relationship down the line. To find the one that fills your heart and soul. That last in good and bad times. Till death do you part. As one soul one mind and one heart.

Thanks You Guys Have Made Me Feel Really Good Today.
I wanna thank you all so much. I am 14,800 points away from Fuberlord. Thanks for all the new friends for fanning me and adding me. If you guys wanna rate my pics. I ask you to rate my boys. They are my world. I thank you all and wish you a great afternoon. I am cleaning up the kitchen. When I am done I have to clean up my room and take a shower. I will return the love I receive. Thank you all one again. Love you all!!!

Casino Setup Ch. 02
Casino Setup Ch. 02 by mcfbridge © Emily Parker didn't wake up until almost 7:00 Tuesday morning. The first thing she realized was that she was lying on top of her bed fully dressed. The second thing she noticed was that she was about to be violently sick. After dealing with the second issue, she tried to remember what had resulted in the first one. She remembered meeting at the boat. She kind of remembered playing some kind of machine. She tried to think, but her head hurt so bad she couldn't concentrate. She must be coming down with the flu or something. Emily decided to just go back to bed until she felt better. Connie Davis woke up an hour later in about the same condition. If anything, she was even sicker, since at her small size the amount of alcohol she had drunk was really impressive. She also figured she was sick with some bug and decided to go back to bed. Neither lady had ever been drunk, so they had no idea what a hangover felt like. They just spent the rest of the d

Another Nsfw
Usually my hubby posts his stories...But this time its my turn... When Hubby reads this he will be hearing about it for the first time. Our lawnmower had been busted for a while, and so our grass had gotten quite long. By the time the mower was fixed the grass really needed cutting badly, so hubby went out and began to mow our large yard. Twenty minutes into mowing hubby's friend turned up. Mark was a nice guy and was shy, though I had caught him a few times watching me and catching glimpses of my bare tits when I bent over to put a drink on the table in front of him and my T-shirt hung low enough for him to see them down my top. Anyway, Mark walked into our back yard and talked to hubby for about five minutes, then I heard hubby say that he would be about an hour or so and sent him inside. Before Mark could come inside I ran to my bedroom and got changed into something more sexy. When I came out of my bedroom and into the livingroom I saw that Mark had sat on the couc

Barbecued Ribs
Barbecued Ribs Recipe By : Serving Size : 4 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Main Dish Meats Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 4 pounds Pork ribs -- cut in pieces 1 each Lemon 1 each Large onion 1 cup Catsup 1/3 cup Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon Chili powder 1 teaspoon Salt Dashes Tabasco sauce 2 cups Water Place ribs in shallow roasting pan, meaty side up. On each piece, place a slice of unpeeled lemon, a thin slice of onion. Roast in very hot oven, 450 F degrees, 30 minutes. Combine remaining ingredients; bring to a boil and pour over ribs. Continue baking in a moderate oven, 350 F degrees, about 2 hours, basting ribs with the sauce every 15 minutes. From "Talk

That's Just How We Roll
So Saturday I drive down to see Persia for her birthday. I get to her house and there is an AT&T van doing some work across the street. So we check out the hottie technician and head off to see Eastern Promises. Very good movie, btw. After dinner with Persia's family, we head out to do the required birthday drinking. Had a great time with Persia, Stina, Cass & Dy. Poor Dy got obliterated but Persia and I were stone cold sober by the end of the night, lol. Drove 2 hours home at 1:30 am and collapsed into bed. I found out the next day that Persia' mom saw Mr. AT&T hottie checking ME out. Who knew? Made my day. I wonder if he will be back there again this weekend? lol

No Help
Don't come around my way, cause I don't need a 'Nother fat weather friend, with a trick up his sleeve Acting like you really my nigga, but he after my cheese Y'all niggaz get me congested, move around and let me breathe I remember when you niggaz, ain't want me to hit the weed Now that I'm rapping, you see me and tell me to hit the weed Thinking you can get a VIP pass, and get in free But Joseph McVey, is enough company for me Wanna kick it with me, cause I kick it with the high class Y'all didn't wanna kick it, when I was down on my ass In my cordoroy britches, y'all was in Louis Vatone Laughing and pointing at a nigga, trying to ruin my fun For using the millennium, or money by the ton You niggaz ain't help me get it, I did it with no one Fuck showing love back, I ain't showing none (y'all niggaz don't have to) Come to none of my shows, or buy none of my tapes Cause who the hell should I support, I'ma still be straight The less niggaz around me, the better I can conc

Britney Lost Her Kids....
(CNN) -- A court has ordered pop singer Britney Spears to give up custody of her children effective Wednesday at noon. Spears' former husband, Kevin Federline, is to retain custody of the two children "until further order of the court," according to an order issued by Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Scott M. Gordon. Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, have two children: Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. Spears and Federline were divorced in July after two years of marriage. On September 18, Spears was ordered to submit to random drug tests after the court found she engaged in "habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol." Spears was also ordered to spend eight hours a week working with a parenting coach to observe her interactions with her children.

Ready Or Not - Fugees
Other than artists like Young MC, LL Cool J, and the Imfamous Run DMC, I have always been limited in my rap tastes. What can I say? I'm a country white boy. I got into Fugees, because of No Woman No Cry, the Bob Marley cover. I remember this track though. I had seen the movie Sleepwalkers. The ending theme by Enya flipped me out. It was almost scary. Here they are using that same theme as the background to the song. I love it!

Blackened Chicken
Blackened Chicken Recipe By : Serving Size : 8 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Main Dish Poultry Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 8 each chicken breast halves without skin -----SEASONING MIX----- 2 tablespoons Salt 1 1/2 teaspoons Garlic powder 1 1/2 teaspoons Black pepper 1 teaspoon White pepper 1 teaspoon Onion powder 1 teaspoon Ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1/2 teaspoon paprika -----OTHER INGREDIENTS----- 3/4 pound unsalted butter -- melted NOTE: Recipe calls for 16 (3-ounce) skinless boned chicken breasts, about 1/2 to 3/4 inch thick, or 8 (10-ounce) bone-in leg-thigh pieces, or a combination of these. Skin the leg-thigh pieces, then bo

Chicken Sauce Piquant
Chicken Sauce Piquant Recipe By : Serving Size : 30 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Main Dish Poultry Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 2 cups Bacon drippings (for roux) 6 cups Plain flour 7 cups Onion -- chopped 1 cup Bell pepper -- chopped 3 cups Green onions -- chopped 1 cup Celery -- chopped 3 cups Parsley -- chopped 1/4 cup Garlic -- chopped Bacon drippins/brown chicken 20 pounds Baking hens -- (see directions Water 1 pound Mushrooms -- sliced 16 cups Tomato sauce 8 cups Chablis wine 1 1/2 pints Stuffed olives 6 tablespoons Lea & Perrins 8

Karaoke At Roericks In Tustin California
Karaoke @ Rodericks Resturant Hump Day Karaoke... Join me Cowboy Dan for Our Return TO The OC KARAOKE Hump Day @ Rodericks Resturant. So please drop by for tons of fun and karaoke. 10/3/2007 Karaoke Night @ Rodericks. Rodericks is The only 3 floor resturant and BAR offering Karaoke, Live Bands, Comedy, and Live DJ's. With Affordable Drinks and Food. This Karaoke show will be rock'n KARAOKE hosted by "Cowboy" Dan a REDNECK SING-A-LONG DJ. Come out to the city of Tustin California. IF you have the SKILLZ Come on in and take part in the fun at the party year loaded with karaoke. You'll find over 33,000 songs to choose from, and save cash with Rodericks low Food & Drink Prices. Come, drink, sing be all that you can be... at karaoke that is. We've been hosting karaoke In The OC For almost 5 Years. JUST do what YOU do best. no, not make fools of YOUR FRIENDS.... but SING karaoke... and keep the party going all nite long!!! (all nite long, all night

The Captive
The Captive by GoldenMaia© The caravan slumbered in the hot desert night. The men of the crew giving up their drink and gambling at last and slept in their bedrolls beside the canvas covered carts. Only D'nel was awake still. Then again, he was always awake, the curse of the damned to never have the beauty or comfort of dreams. It galled him to have to be on mortal soil with the stink of the worthless husks of flesh that worshiped and feared all of his kind. Here he was, out in this wretched land, bringing the new lord of the Underworld his tithe, when he should have real status and power. At least a seat at the Dark one's right hand, or designated as position of power. Not relegated to the outskirts, stuck doing menial tasks with little reward. At least he could hope that his offering would serve to have the new Lord's attention on him in a more favorable light. And speaking of the offering, he was just on his way to check on the cargo. He could see the cage lashed to the on

~marines Denied Permission To Film Commercial ~
Marines Denied Permission To Film Commercial On The Streets Of San Francisco KGO By Dan Noyes SAN FRANCISCO, Sep. 24, 2007 (KGO) - New York said "yes," but we said "no." Why were the U.S. Marines denied permission to film a recruiting commercial on the streets of San Francisco? San Francisco is, once again, the center of a controversy over how city leaders treat the U.S. military. This time, it involves an elite group of Marines who wanted to film a recruitment commercial in San Francisco on the anniversary of 9/11. The tension has been building in the two weeks since the city turned away members of the Silent Drill Platoon, and it boiled over Monday afternoon at a meeting of the San Francisco Film Commission. The U.S. Marine Silent Drill Platoon performed Monday morning in New York's Times Square. They filmed part of a recruitment commercial through the start of the morning rush hour -- something they could not do in San Francisco on the anniversary of 9/11. "It's ins

So Eager
TAPROOT LYRICS "So Eager" It breeds a one man show mentality self serving force fed and condoned It takes my breath away to know that no one else believes they're in control (Save us) From ourselves We're at a loss of words while preaching that we can't be heard The image staring back at you is what you hate (you don't) Truly think forgiveness is on the way Seven years you lost for breaking one mistake (ingrown) To bleed for what you own is understanding as the sum for what you've blown To truly carve your way to where you want to go is smiling while alone Wake up, Play dumb, Wake up

I Am So Alone And Feel Werid But Why Is The Question?
I guess this week had its up and its downs as well...Well I guess my friends only care what they going to get from one another....lol Well A friend was going to spend the weekend with me...And well he isn't all there in the head. Yeah I know wrong thing to say but its the truth...Well he stayed one night that was it he wanted to go home so he left...After my mom's bf and I went at it for a few hours but hey it was thoughtful... I sometimes am so lonly in this life time...Well I can say I miss having a girlfriend or more than a girlfriend now. Its been a little over 2 years since my ex gf and I broke up for good...Yeah A buddy of mine came by tonight wanting me to ride with him to his gf's house due to about 4 or 5 boys trying to jump him...SO as a friend I made sure he got to his gf's house...I chilled there for a moment until he left...And now I can't say yeah i love my ex gf to death and am trying to get past the facts of not being able to have her back...

Better Than Me
"Better Than Me" I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won't miss you But I remembered What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took That you were looking for If there's one memory I don't want to lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room I told myself I won't miss you But I remembered What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me The bed I'm lying in is getting colder Wish I never would've said it's over And I can't pretend... I won't think about you when I'm older Cause we never really

Chapter 17
Chapter 17 --> --> I wanted to go by Dakz so much that I want to change it to my real name. Brian didn't do that much for his name, I did my best to get his street name out like mine. I had a lot on my mind to really think about making my street name the most powerful in Reno. " Jeykl if I get killed, would you tell my parents I was a good person!" I said to Brian looking at the mini waterfall at the riverbank. Brian stopped walking in circles to look at me. " Dakz you don't have to worry about anything!" Said Brian, I wanted to believe him but I simply couldn't. I am sure he knew as much as I did that if we do not leave Reno we would die in this lame town. I use to love Reno a while ago, which was when I was a college student. The streets are a lot harder to survive on then most people think, some needed to live this life style to understand.

Deed Well Done
I see you from afar, Dark and aromatic.... As I have always remembered you being. I am held in your magnetic gaze, Drawn closer and closer to the radiating heat, Of your form.... Lost forever in anticipation... As I yearn to taste you.... that taste i crave It matters not... For I need to be inside you that warm wet place Filling you with my hardness hips meeting hips grinding... biting each other in a rage of lust All the energy, vitality you always bring to me... I am awakened when I have you near. Steam rises from our bodys i feel your pussy grip me and drain me of my cum.... ravenous rumbles of your seductive voice, Intensifies....and intensifies still.... Until you are exhausted and empty... And the deed is done.

As I Leave This World
Voices are in my head. Your voice telling me I should be dead. As I leave this world. I think about how you hurt me. It was never meant to be. I hope one day you get what's coming. What goes around comes around. I shouldn't have to tell you... Now I have made a decision... I want to kill. I want to die. I have tried so hard. You left me all alone. I feel stuck up in this world all alone. Forced to think that hell is a place called earth. You murdered me inside. I wrote the play... I'll write the pieces... Play them out as my life ceases. A stab to the wrist... One will end it all... My silent cry... My plea to die. Pounding in my ears. My eyes see visions of life to come. As I realize I have hope...

Fathers
You were never there for me Never acted like the father you were suppose to be You ran around, never came home Never even showed me your love It felt like you only came to see me once a year It was I, that always ended up shedding the tears I would praise you and put you on a pedastool..noo noo not my father he would never do that... But I was played for a fool I loved you dad, and only wanted your love in return But I never had it and thats what I had to learn I have grown up without you Not knowing and ever really spending time with you You come around now and you wonder how How your little girl has grown up so fast How would you know..I grew up without you dad You can never make up for what you did I am no longer your little kid I tried to spend time with you Show all the love I still had for you but over and over again, you pushed me away You come to me now, trying to be in my life But it will never make things right I had to learn to deal with it As I have g

I Hope I Made
I hope i made you smile even if it was just for alittle while. I hope i made you laugh even if it only lasted just for alittle while. I hope i was a good friend to you. I hope i changed your life like you changed mine. There will never be a day that i wont think about you my friend. It has been along hard road, and i have to make some changes. I will miss you, but you will never be forgotten. I hope that i made an impression in your life. I hope i made you smile. It hurt that i couldnt be there when you had a bad day to wipe away the tears. I hope that somewhere in time we will cross eachother's path. For every mile that i have walked maybe someday it will lead to you my friend. I hope i made you laugh even it didnt last for awhile. I hope i made an impression in your heart so maybe you wont forget what i tried to do for you. I hope that when i get back you will still be here with open arms. I hope that our friendship never ends. I hope i made you

Re-interment Ceremony Rehearsal In Belgium
Sergeant Stephen Fauid, Sergeant Ian Wanchap, Sergeant Andrew Couchman from the 51st Battalion, the Far North Queensland rehearsing at the Buttes New British Cemetery. *my brother is Sgt Andrew Couchman... the rear soldier closest to the Union Jack part of the Australian flag draping the coffin*

Him-gone With The Sin
I love your skin oh so white I love your touch cold as ice And I love every single tear you cry I just love the way you're losing your life Ohohohohoh my Baby, how beautiful you are Ohohohohoh my Darling, completely torn apart You're gone with the sin my Baby and beautiful you are So gone with the sin my Darling I adore the despair in your eyes I worship your lips once red as wine I crave for your scent sending shivers down my spine I just love the way you're running out of life Ohohohohoh my Baby, how beautiful you are Ohohohohoh my Darling, completely torn apart You're gone with the sin my Baby and beautiful you are So gone with the sin my Darling

Macdaddy
Hello everyone...as some of you already know, on of our Fu-Friends has been in a very bad car accident. For those of you that don't know, please read the posted bulletin... >http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=4225959791 ... Can we all rally together and rate and comment all of his pic's? I think that we could do this for him. His brother has been on his account and was able to inform through the bulletin what happened to Timothy aka Macdaddy. We can all do this for contest and giveaways, and for other tragedies such as those that have lost a loved one, or have cancer and many other things...so let's give Timothy our Fu-Love as well. Frogs mean many different things to many different people. F.R.O.G. = Fully Rely On God. Here is the link to Timothy's page Macdaddy@ fubar

Regrets And Apologies
I did something this morning that hurt the person I love more than anything in this world very much. I don't know why I did it. I have no explanation other than that I got scared and said words that I will regret for the rest of my life. Trust is such a fragile thing and I had no right to mess with it for such a ridiculous reason. I have made a lot of mistakes in my life (as you all well know) but I swear that this is the biggest one I've ever made. If I could take back every word that came out of mouth, I would. If I could change things, I would. If there's ever a way I can earn that trust back, I will. I have never in my life known a love like I do now. It's a love that I wish everyone in the world was able to experience. And I can't believe that I might have done something so fucking stupid that might have risked this love forever. I don't know if you'll ever see this Bryan, but I want you to know how sorry I am. You have given me nothing but love and happiness, you have ch

Ending It Update
I don't have kids who love me. Two have decided that I have failed as a mother. All the reaffirmation I have received from all on how wonderful life is doesn't seem to be so rosy after all. The older 2 have feel I am not worth motherhood and should consider them no longer my kids. Although the 2 littler ones are not happy with their step-mother, their father is good and loves them a lot. I am at a loss as to what to do anymore. I don't want to go into why my daughter has declared me an unfit mother. I admit I have made mistakes. I have apologized but I cannot change what has already been done. I know I am not perfect. I cannot make the wrong go away. I cannot make any more amends than I have already done. SO why should I go on? Kids are disowning me. Guy I care about doesn't even face up to his responsibility by me. SO what should I do? Can't live life as it is any more, so why not end it? Tell me what really is worth it? Nothing is in my eyes.....

Time For New Hairdo
OK trying to decide on a cut, color, and style for my new salute- growing it out long and one length is just getting too bulky and thick ok im thinking of this style with this color too short? Supposedly for my face shape and skin color copper is best color and if you look at my pics for the one with my daughter where its REALLY red gives you a good example of how it brings out my eyes the only thing Im in a tizzy over is the 2 yrs its taken for me to get it this long- honestly though that cut isnt too short but my hair may be too wavy for that style without flat ironing EVERY day hmmmm FEEDBACK PLEASE! lol

All That I've Got Is You
-IT'S ANOTHER MODERN DAY TRAGIDY -THAT WAS SAD TO SEE -IT NEVER HAD TO BE -SO MUCH INSANITY -GOD ARE YOU MAD AT ME -CUZ OF OUR HUMANITY -WITH ALL THIS FREE WILL -WHAT IS YOUR PLAN FOR ME -OR WAS THERE EVER A PLAN -FOR US WE'RE SON'S OF MAN -IS THIS THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE -HERE TO FUCK UP MY PLAN -GOD WHY ARE WE DAMNED? NOW WHAT? CUZ ALL THAT I HAVE IS YOU....

Scrapper
On 10/5/2007, diocane@fubar.com wrote: Can I have my comments back? (blogs, bulletins, pictures, profiles, mumms, etc etc etc) -------------------- ----------- Your mumms and comments are way out of line. I have given them back to you a multitude of times. It get's old doing it over and over and over and again. --------------------------------- Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:59:20 -0700 From: Size: 2 KB To: scrapper@fubar.com Reply-To: Dude I follow all the rules, and thats BS. the only thing that gets old is you people playing nanny with us. i have operated within the NSFW guidelines since day 1. so what are you saying? I can't make comments on anything from now on?

My First Time..........
Now I know some of y'all will probably freak cuz this is a true story but he I am who I am and if I was your friend before you read this then whats thee prob???Usually when Rich was in the hospital for his chemo the nurses would letme stay the night with him and would wake me in the morning to go home and get ready for work. Today however it was not his regular room but a room from ICU that I was saying good-bye to him from.He had already spent 2 weeks in the hospital this time. Coming in for his monthly Chemo which took 5 days usually. But this time he came in with a fever which they brought down in a couple days after which they gave him his Chemo and he got sick again. As a bit of a precaution and too keep visits with his Mother to a very short time he was put in ICU.So this time between the nurses telling me "GO home and sleep!" and our friend Mary pulling me out of the room I did not argue!I leaned down to give him a kiss on top of his bald head and whispered "I love you" in his e

Passion 's Canvas
NuttinButtSexxy SWALLOWED IN A RED LUSTY PIT OF YOUR DESIRE, DISTANT CRIES AN ECHO OF MY DEEP THROATED MOANS, I FEEL YOUR FINGERS PROBE AND YOUR LOVE WORDS DRIP INTO MY VEINS AND I AM DRUGGED AS IF YOU ARE MY MORPHINE, I AM BUT AN ADDICT RELIANT UPON YOUR POETIC VERSE FOR MY EUPHORIA, I SEEK NO FREEDOM FROM THIS CLIMATIC SURGE OF NEED, SONNETS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT ANGELS RAISE TRUMPETS TO THESE ENCHANTED LOVE WORDS, AND ARE AWED BY THE BURST OF DAZZLING FLUIDITY AS THEY APPEAR ON CANVAS AS IF BRUSHED BY A PHANTOM PAINTER AND FRAMED IN LOVE'S EMBRACE, I FEEL YOUR DESPAIR AND YOUR PRIMAL NEED TO POSSESS AND DRAIN ALL MY HIDDEN DESIRES, AND I STAND BEFORE YOU WITH HEATED LOINS AND WAIT FOR YOU TO CLAIM WHAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOURS, MANY NIGHTS AWAKE IN MY BED WITH THOUGHTS OF YOU, WAITING, ALWAYS WAITING......BUT YOU NEVER CAME, NO OTHER MAN COULD SATISFY THESE DESIRE'S THAT WERE CREATED BY YOU AND ARE FOR YOU, A SIGH OF RELIEF AS YOU ARE HERE MY LOVE AND MY LONGING IS NO MORE.

Death At The Track
You here about it all the time at other tracks, people dying in a car crash or something similar. If you have ever read my profile, you will know that I am the photographer at a little dirt track south of Dallas. Doing so, I meet alot of people. Not by name, but by face. Alot of people come up to me and talk. This weekend was the last weekend of racing of the year. A special two night event that happens every year after the season is over called the black/gold shootout. Tonight, I finally saw something I never thought I ever would. A driver was killed while racing. He flipped over onto his side and was hit on the roof and it caved in on him. It ws a sad thing to see, the races was cancelled for the night and we were all told that racing would resume tomorrow night. The driver who died was a good person, he loved racing and just always seemed happy. I talked to him a couple of times and never got any negative vibes from him. I think, although this was a total accident, it was a terrible

As You Wish
As You Wish by kujmous © She slowly woke to the smell of vanilla and juniper. As her eyes opened, she was confused. It was not like her to be awake at this hour on a day off. She slowly stretched keeping the covers over her as she yawned and opened her eyes as far as they would go. The room almost did not appear to be the room in which she fell asleep. The soft orange glow of candlelight speckled and flickered in all directions. Gorgeous bouquets of roses and lilies and lilacs cascaded from every nook and shelf. The crystalline decor was placed to create such gorgeous reflections and refractions and spectrums of light. Silk draped from every surface so perfectly that the objects of the room were negligible. She was consumed such a splendid and ethereal creation that she could scarcely fathom how this could be accomplished without even the slightest bother to her delicate slumber. She blinked forcefully, thinking that perhaps, when her eyes refocused, the world would be normal

Awesome Barbershop Afternoon
Awesome Barbershop Afternoon by pudgiebuddy © I had been going to the same barbershop for about ten years. It was a small, bucolic, little, mom and pop shop full of housewives-turned-hairdressers that never were good enough to work in a real salon. They did the job for my ten minute buzz job, though. They also fueled my teenage MILF masturbation sessions when I was going through that stage. About two years into college, though, the MILF's at the barbershop got a new addition to their staff. The summer before I left for my third year of college, I walked out of my car and got hit with a wave of the hot, humid, inebriate-breath that was Michigan August weather. I hurried to the door of the barbershop, swung it open, and raced inside. It was obviously their break hour because the ladies were standing around talking to each other snacking on sandwiches or salads. "I'm sorry, we aren't taking anyone until 2." Came a voice that I had never heard before. I lifted my head and looked

Top 5 Reasons Not To Get High.
Top 5 reasons not to get high. 3. "Weed makes you paranoid" But it's the good kind of paranoid. It's the kind of paranoia which there's no actual threat. Sober paranoia is like, "I'm in an airplane and we're going to crash, oh no!" Weed paranoia is like, "I'm in an airplane and we're going to.. oh wait, that's a squirrel." 3. "Everyone knows potheads are losers" The only way to get a bad reputation from smoking is if you talk about it nonstop like you're trying to impress people or use being high as an excuse for being stupid. I hate those people. They'll be like, "Oh shit, I spilled your beer hehehehe I'm so high." Don't talk about it, do it. The fragrance of weed reminds me of burnt pizza. Because every time I get high, I throw a pizza in the oven. And every pizza I've tried to bake have overbaked because I was baked. Then I'm sitting there contemplating, "Do I smell smoke? This is weird. I must be really high. How could I smell smoke when my nose is in th

Pagan Origin Of Christmas
Few people realize that the origins of a form of Christmas was pagan & celebrated in Europe long before anyone there had heard of Jesus Christ. No one knows what day Jesus Christ was born on. From the biblical description, most historians believe that his birth probably occurred in September, approximately six months after Passover. One thing they agree on is that it is very unlikely that Jesus was born in December, since the bible records shepherds tending their sheep in the fields on that night. This is quite unlikely to have happened during a cold Judean winter. So why do we celebrate Christ�s birthday as Christmas, on December the 25th? The answer lies in the pagan origins of Christmas. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast. In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the birth o

Chicken And Andouille Jambalaya
Ingredients 2 tablespoons canola oil 1 1/2 cups andouille sausage (about 7 1/2 ounces), cut into (1/4-inch-thick) slices 3 cups finely chopped red bell pepper 3 cups finely chopped yellow onion 2 cups finely chopped celery 2 bay leaves 2 1/2 cups chopped skinless, boneless chicken breast 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon dried basil 1 teaspoon dried oregano 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme 1 1/2 teaspoons finely chopped jalapeño pepper 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/8 teaspoon ground red pepper 3 garlic cloves, minced 1/2 cup tomato puree 2 3/4 cups fat-free, less-sodium chicken broth 1 1/2 cups basmati rice 1 cup thinly sliced green onions Preparation Heat oil in a large Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Add sausage; cook until sizzling quiets (about 8 minutes), stirring occasionally. Add bell pepper, onion, celery, and bay leaves; cook until vegetables are golden brown, sizzle loudly, and begin to squeak (about 14 minutes), stirring occasionally. Add chicken an

It Seems To Be You
i dont undeerstand it. i dont understand how you can accuse me of something i haqvent done and then how you turn around and do it. it seems like your just angry at the things you want to do or things you think about and then you assume that because you feel that way that im going to go out and do it. maybe you should think about your aqccusations before you make them and decide weather or not your just afraid or angry with yourself.

Fake Fuckin Friends
YOU KNOW IM TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLIN U THAT THERE UR FRIENDS N THEN U TRY TO TALK TO THEM THEY FUCKIN IGNORE YOU. YEA U REALLY FIND OUT WHO UR TRUE FRIENDS ARE. AND THAT GOES OUT TO THE ONES WHO TELL U THAT THERE INTERESTED IN U N THEN THEY FOUND OUT UR A SINGLE PARENT THEY MAINLY SAY FUCK OFF JUST DONT SAY THAT TO UR FACE. BUT YOU KNOW WITH UR SO - CALLED FRIENDS YEA THERE NOT GOIN TO HAVE SOMEONE THAT IS MOST LIKELY MIGHT HAVE TO GO BACK TO IRAQ AFTER SERVIN 2 YRS ALREADY OFF THERE. AND YOU LEAVING YOUR FAMILY N DAUGHTER BACK HERE. BUT TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT ARE FAKE FRIENDS FUCK YOU N GO FUCK YOUR SELF. IF YOU DONT LIKE MY BLOG THEN FUCK U

Between The Sheets...
between the sheets... sheets scream, ruffle and twist with pleasure they exercise, ecstasy fills the sultry room our bodies muffle the writhing, two bend they run, all hot and bothered, steaming while flaming ends float over the floor we glide, cooling and near boiling hotter and hotter, longer breaths shorter slides, outstretched arms meeting deeper, deepened heart beats, deep in heat with promises at long last filled beneath our thrills with my heart filtering your bones, every touch known your love flows, sent straight into my own screams ran, dreams began... dg

A Brief Encounter On The Beach
A Brief Encounter on the Beach by sarahloveitt © Sarah first met Rocco on the internet. She wrote erotic stories and Rocco read them on the internet. He sent her a message to say that he was impressed with her writing skills, asking if she'd like some pics of him. Not expecting anything out of the ordinary, Sarah was happy to receive them - but, imagine her surprise when they were pics of his stiff cock - and what a cock! at least eight inches - the third one dribbling sperm down the shaft, with a plentiful pool on his lower belly! Wow! That was some penis to be admired and enjoyed. To encourage the young man further, Sarah - who was probably twice his age - egged him on with a bit of cybersex. She wrote a message to him: 'Feeling a bit randy last night, I took another look at your pictures to stoke me up a bit more. I was able to imagine slipping that wonderful piece of manhood between my pussy lips, pressing them against the head and gently sliding it in and out whilst play

Starts Saturday Oct 13 @ 11pm
Contest is getting close starts this weekend at 11pm est . Still time to enter prizes given out to the top 5 totals . So if anyone lady out feels like entering just let me know. Runs 7 days until the following sat at 11pm If anyone has question feel free to ask me. This is my second contest i honor my prizes. If winner has a vip already and wants it over 7 day blast i will wait until there runs out then award them . thanks bingo

Those Born 1920-1979
THOSE born 1920-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was alwa ys a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft

For Luck?
My contest has been going for almost 24 hours. I've grown lonely in there and reached my daily limit on photo comments. My clicky, scrolly finger is getting sore. :( Feel free to drop off some luck to me? I could definitely use some. Fairy dust would work too. lol Anyway, here's a link to my picture. The first to 30K... etc. (You know how it goes!):P Thanx to those who have and will stop by to leave some luck! It's much appreciated. And, as always... lovers you all and have a great one filled with :D and love!!! ~Tharna~

The Master Plan....
So I have this plan. I'm thinking about buying a house! This all fits in with my master plan. What I plan on doing will be tons of hard work. But if everything goes according to plan, than it will be well worth the blood and sweat layed down to see it through. I really am a crazy little man for all the RIGHT reasons though! Stay tuned for updates!

Devils Reprieve
Can you hear my whisper Is this what you desire The life you seek with me Was born of misery and fire What brought you this night Is your life without worth If I grant you this wish Hell will be your rebirth As I’m not ready for you At least not at this time Cut yourself all you want Your more useful to me alive With your second chance at life Down what path will you flee You can run as far as you wish In the end you’ll be with me.

Poem
Im Not Alone Never thought that I would wind up single again You got all of me Even my heart But somehow now I am lost and alone Everyday I wish I could go back home All of the visions I see They're different from What I had imagined they would be This world so different That is what brings me to my knees Its real emotion Coming on so fast I cann't control it I don't know why I am so far away From everything I ever knew in my soul In my heart I hear a voice say That I am not alone Never thought to look back When I'm already here I have all I need I'm on my own now If something strange happens without warning I know I will Have to defend me How will I know? Where will I go? When someone points me the way I know I'll have to Believe it what I feel Its real emotion Coming on so fast I'll be here forever To protect you And I will know Which way to go even if you lie to me That voice is back in my heart Saying you'll never be alone Its rea

A Beautiful Day
A Beautiful Day by anna_mcgraw © I woke up to my alarm that morning. Monday. Mondays suck. Work sucks. On top of it being Monday and that in itself being enough to make it suck, I was woken up from a beautiful naked man thrusting his hard on into my pussy and a naked brunette teasing my nipples. Needless to say I didn't go to work that day. After that decision was made I slipped my hand under the bed sheets to realize that I hadn't dressed before going to bed the night before. Pleased, I felt the smoothness of my natural double D breasts which immediately started to perk up in excitement. The warmth between my legs was increasing by the second and I was more than ready to let it all release. As I started to move my other hand to my wetness I felt a finger brush across my slit. I looked up to see my straight roommate. "Dawn," I gasped already feeling the rush building up in my body. She pulled her hand away. After a few moments I had regained my composures, "What are you

In The Rain
Walking in the rain, I feel it beating down. Hard against my skin, I wonder if it will ever end. Does it even matter, It has a purpose now. It allows me to walk in silence, And let my tears stream down. Tears of life's pain, No one could ever understand. They don't know, Nor do they care, How it is for me now. Where it is I sit, And where it is I stand. Pain is what I know best, My cross is hard to bear. God won't take me home, He keeps saying it is not my time yet. I sometimes wish I had the guts, To blow my brains out. I wouldn't feel the pain. I wouldn't have to hide in the rain. My soul wouldn't be heavy, By this life that is full of burdens. Where did I go wrong. Why did I get this heart I carry. It seems all I ever get is shit. Yet I know I can handle all of it. He comes and sit with me at night. He always says it will be alright. You are strong in many ways, This life of lessons has made you gain. Your soul has grown more than you shall know. Yo

Masturbating In Public.
Jerking off around people is fun, but it can have an overall negative influence on your personality. For example, there's twenty minutes left on the bus ride home and you're all alone in the back. You begin spanking and all of a sudden a terrifying wave of paranoia rushes over you. Frantically looking around, you pay attention to every little thing people say because you're worried they might catch on to your horrible agenda. A girl in the front of the bus says, "Look at that flower," to her friend. You hear that and think, "Flower? Plant? Tree? Log? Wood? Does she know? Holy shit!" Panicking, you quickly cover up and look around the bus for hidden cameras and mirrors. See what I mean? You have to be confident. Even if people do catch on that you're stroking, you must maintain control and stay calm. One time I was bored so I took off my pants and furiously beat off. Everything was going great until I lost control and huffed loudly. At that point, everybody in the church turned a

Sexual Destinations Part 2
Back on the road again, this time I’m going straight to the hotel, everyone can meet me there. I need a bath and a drink and maybe a short nap to unwind. Julie said she should be there around 6pm she had a few stops to make and would be here after that. Suite 101, I love that suite always reserve it. This is a great hotel always have the bar stocked with my favorites…running water. It’s 4:30 better start getting dressed, what to wear? PHONE RINGS, JULIE WANTING ROOM NUMBER……… Girl where you going looking like a sex kitten Ms. Julie. Guess I better change my attire so I can be Ms. Sexy to. We’re ready and looking glamorous, for a night out. Baby here we come. Driving down the street seeing all sorts of SAVAGE sights. Hitting the belt parkway we’ll be there in no time flat. Dang girl who that over there sparkling and shit? Who the tall one with the cross? Yea girl who is he? That girl is Baby, and that is his partner. Oh girl his partner is um.. Julie close your mouth

Hugs
No moving parts, no batteries. No monthly payments and no fees; Inflation proof, non-taxable, In fact, it's quite relaxable; It can't be stolen, won't pollute, One size fits all, do not dilute. It uses little energy, But yields results enormously. Relieves your tension and your stress, Invigorate your happiness; Combats depression, makes you beam, And elevates your self esteem! Your circulation it corrects Without unpleasant side effects It is, I think, the perfect drug: May I prescribe, my friend,... the hug! (and, of course, fully returnable!) -- Author Unknown

~~memories~~
Memories by BlueWolf © While cleaning out my closet, In case you wanted to know, I ran across your picture And suddenly felt a glow. The feelings I once had for you I quickly began to trace, Back to the time I met you... Remembering that special place. While sitting all alone At a table made for two, I happened to look up and Guess what there was you. You asked if something was wrong As you quickly took a seat And stared so deeply into my eyes, While wishing I could speak. I guess those were the good ole days and now I can't pretend, But, yes, I found your picture And fell in love again..............

Yet Again, More Stupid People!!
Why is it that JUST BECAUSE i have pics of myself on here, in which I happen to be naked, every man thinks i want to fuck him? I mean, SERIOUSLY... WHY? I mean, obviously they don't read my profile.... because then they would KNOW what the hell i think. GOD. Do you men not READ the fucking profile?!?!?!? JEEEEEZ

Free Issue About Phantasm
G.A.S.P. etc. Filed under: All Articles — September 22, 2007 @ 4:27 pm Back in the era of Phantasm 3: Lord Of The Dead’s release, Fangoria had the lead on coverage of the film, but running-up and seriously gunning for top dog was metal/horror G.A.S.P. etc. The magazine’s Mike Baronas & Dan McDermott conducted thorough interviews with Don Coscarelli, Michael A. Baldwin, Reggie Bannister, Angus Scrimm, and the only real interview I’ve read with much-missed composer Fred Myrow on his music in the series (plus his work on Soylent Green and an unfinished project with Jim Morrison!). All of that in glorious black & white print on non-glossy paper - ahhhhhh! (Flashing back to my Netherworlds fanzine printing days - gimme a moment). Now G.A.S.P. is back in an online format, and select issues of the mag have been archived in PDF format online - the Phantasm 3/Pantera-centric #5 among them. Dig in. http://gaspetc.com/documents/GASP_5.pdf

The Seduction Of My Dreams...
Get More at COMMENTYOU.com I slept soundly for a while as the dream began to weave it's magic. Slowly,gently gaining purpose. Moving in the shadows of consciousness it deftly came into full focus. As it spoke to me in soft whispers,I responded completely both body and mind. " Come with me" it beckoned, "Let me" it pleaded,demanded and then with a low pitched growl of satisfaction it took me as I willingly set my feet to follow the path laid out before me. It was he who came to me in the dream, this man who had dominated my waking moments over the last few months. Awakening in me, desires I had thought were long dead. Lately I had found myself stumbling around high on the wonderous new feelings he had stirred inside me. He now found his way inside, invading my sleeping mind with his endless treasure trove of forbidden pleasures. I moaned softly in my sleep as he began the seduction. Slowly he laid his lips on my mouth, kissing me, his tongue teasing. He moved to my neck, hi

The Continuation
As time goes on we discover our love for each other grows stronger. Our need for each other builds. Our want, our desire has no limits. As time goes on we discover we can no longer be apart. The distance is like a chasm between us. Ever widening, growing deeper. Yet, our love continues to grow, building a bridge connecting the two of us. Making a bond between us stronger even than death. We eternally strive to be together. Through trials and tribulations, through adversity and strife. Nothing can seperate us, nothing can keep us apart. Not even death itself. I love you Michelle, with all of my heart, mind, body, and soul. You are my life, you are my everything. I am forever yours, All my love, Michael

Chicken And Feta Tostadas
A Mexican classic with a Greek twist, these tostadas appeal to children of all ages. If you cant buy roasted chicken ready-made, use leftover chicken or cook some according to whichever method seems easiest to you. Serve one burrito-size tortilla or two of the smaller ones per person. Ingredients 3/4 pound plum tomatoes, chopped 1/2 cup black olives, such as Kalamata, pitted and chopped 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley 1 roasted chicken, bones and skin removed, meat shredded (about 1 pound boneless meat) 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper 2 tablespoons red-wine vinegar 3 tablespoons cooking oil, plus more for brushing tortillas 8 small or 4 large flour tortillas 1/2 pound feta cheese, crumbled (about 2 cups) Preparation 1. Heat the oven to 450°. In a large glass or stainless-steel bowl, combine the tomatoes, olives, parsley, chicken, salt, pepper, vinegar, and the 3 tablespoons oil. 2. Brush the tortillas on both sides with oil and then put on bakin

Random Thoughts!!
So I have been seperated now 2 years waiting to get a divorce and have recently started dating. Can I tell you that it SUCKS!!! I don't even know what I am looking for in a guy, I don't even know what my likes are for that matter. I get asked that all the time lately and frankly I DONT KNOW!! I couldn't get any sleep last night over this, so I got up and made a list of things that I "think" I am looking for in a guy and seriously I don't think there is a man with all those qualities out there. So what do I do....lower my standards and settle or just keep looking. Mind you I am 33 years old!!!NOt getting any younger. Chance of finding someone after 35 is probably pretty slim. I dunno....what do I do!! Accept the fact that I will be alone the rest of my life and get over it and not even date or plunge on and keep on dating .....GOD!!!Help me!!!!lmao.Any advice would be appreciated at this point. I have never dated until now SADLY!!! What id dating. If i go out to dinner on Saturday with

Thursday Bombing! ~~october 11th~~
Wicked Storm Crew! Notes: Overnight there was a little drama in the family please read the blogs that Psychorainstorm, the crew account or I have posted. Who's up for a challenge? We need new members and, the crew needs a contest so lets see who can recruit the most members over the next 15 days, starting at Midnight tonight (Friday morning) October 12th and running Midnight October 27th, you are on a recruiting mission. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I will keep track and post the scores. The prize to start will be a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack oe a bigger gift will take its place. So get 'em in here. Who We are Bombing.... Wicked Storm Crew Member Majically Delicious MILF is in a battle against time, she needs 50,00 comments by Midnight the 18th of October to win her prize.

After Three In The A.m.
Here I am again. The moon as my only companion. Together we are listening to a few songs and deciding what to type. Thing is, when I usually enter a blog, it's a premeditated thought, but not this time around. No, this time I had nothing specific to bring to the table. Except maybe a hope that through these ramblings the reason why I cannot sleep tonight, as well as any other night for that matter, may pop up. I mean, being naturally nocturnal, just like my father, I can see some difficulty sleeping during the dark night hours, but not like this. This is different. I am different...... Even now, I feel at a loss for words. That never happens to me. I've always got an answer, a question, a thought, always something to say..... Feels like 100 years since I last slept. Oh well, sleep is for the weak, right?..... I don't get it. How did I get here? Why do I feel like I'm no longer in control of me? That's impossible, right? Isn't it? I was the one who was always in control. I was

"two Every Guy"
From: Stu Pidasso Date: Oct 10, 2007 9:50 PM "To Every Guy" To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.To every guy who has given her flowers just because.To every guy that said he would die for her.To every guy that really would.To every guy that did what she wanted to do.To every guy that cried in front of her.To every guy that she cried in front of.To every guy that holds hands with her.To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.To every guy that hugs her just because he can.To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutesTo every guy that would give his seat up.To every guy that just wants to cuddle.To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter wha

Randy Couture Steps Down From Ufc. The Whole Story
With little interest at age 44 of fighting anyone other than the man regarded as the best mixed martial artist in the world, UFC heavyweight champion Randy Couture announced his retirement Thursday. Couture, a five-time champion and UFC Hall of Famer, had hoped to land a bout with Fedor Emelianenko, the top-rated fighter in the Yahoo! Sports MMA poll of the world's best fighters. But when reports surfaced Wednesday that Emelianenko had spurned the UFC to sign with the Russian-based M-1 Mix Fight organization, Couture opted to retire. The story was broken by Brian Knapp of The Fight Network, which has a business relationship with Couture. "I'm tired of swimming upstream at this stage with the management of the UFC," Couture told Knapp. "It only makes sense at this point in my career to fight Fedor Emelianenko, and since he’s now signed with another organization, I feel like it's time to resign and focus on my other endeavors." Couture's retirement stunned the MMA world, bu

Batman Halloween Costumes
Batman Halloween Costumes Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Everyone wants to look good on Halloween night, whether you're going to a party or out to trick or treat your way to lots of sweets. But not everyone can afford to buy an expensive batman halloween costume. There are two solutions to this problem: make your own batman costume or buy an inexpensive or cheap batman halloween costume. Whether you just want your kids to have a great halloween with their friends, or you need to stay on the level with your peers' costumes at a dance, this trick will work for you. If you don't want a batman halloween costume and if you already own interesting clothing you can simply match different styles together and go for an 80's look, depending on what type of party you are going to. Or if you have older clothes that you have not worn for a long time, you can take parts of them and sew them together to make new clot

I'm Done Sulking.
this week i've chilled out. i spent some time with my friends and family and i've decided i'm not pissed anymore. when he gets home from jail and starts his shit again, i'll need all the anger i can muster to get him to leave the rest of the family alone. (i can usually get him mad enough at me to leave my mom and the kids alone and just bitch at me. he hates when i tell him "fuck you" because it's disrespectful to him, my elder. i think it's funny.) and i'm off for the weekend with my other stepdad (the one i like), my little sister, and a friend. i'll be back on sunday so you can catch me then. have a good one!

Under The Spell .... Youre Feeling The Uncontrollable Urge To Bomb Marys Pic
Concentrate .. Stare into the Middle of the Circle . You cant go against this Uncontrollable Urge to go Bomb Mary's Pic .. You'll want to stay there and show her LOTS of luv .. You'll want to help her win the blast .. Falling deeper under the spell .. You find yourself chanting "I must Bomb Marys Pic .. I must help her win this blast".. Go to the Link .. Click the Link... Bomb her Pic .. Help her WIN ... Gooo Gooo Gooo .. You know you cant stop yourself . Youre hooked .. Ill see you there :D

Please Be Patient With Me...lol...til I Get This Site Navigated...
please be patient with me until i get this site navigated... if i dont return a favor its cuz i dont have any fubucks...lol..i promise i will... if i dont mail u back, or add as favorite, etc it is cuz i am just having a heck of a time i wouldnt ever intentionally ignore u...be rude to you...or make u feel like u are not important... it is not in my nature to be like that... just that its been awhile since ive done all of this online stuff...k one day it will just hit me and i ll be like ..kewl..i got this... so please do not feel or think that im ignoring u or u are not important to me.. love to u twylyght

Why This Account
Well I had to redo my account yet again. lol First its a stalker so i closed my first account. Then I did a big ole nono lol and got my account cancelled by fubar. My advice read the TOS. I am not saying what happened. I am not mad about it so dont be hatten. They were doing their job. Anyways I am back. Please tell all my friends where to find me. I love you all. I promise to try and keep this account lmao. bye all love yas Missy A.K.A Spicy Angel

Midnight Walk
Take my hand and walk with me, Let us walk in the midnight breeze. This is where you will feel my love, And you will feel my heart. There is no need for you to fear me. I want to hold you, I want to touch you. I want to kiss your voluptuous lips. I want to make you feel my energy. The midnight breeze is full of mystery. I want to entice you, I want to seduce you. I want you to feel the desire within me. So take my hand, Don't be afraid, I want you to fall in love with me. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

I Understand Now 32
i remember a long time a go when my sister was in the hospital and why she was there and how she told me she kept taking pills and they werent working so she just kept taking more . i was in that place a while ago i didnt want to hurt myself or anythhign i just wanted to feel better i wanted all the pain to go away . i took a pill to feel better and i waited and it didnt work so i took another , and another and another. they never worked i took an entire bottle and it did nothingit didnt make me feel better or worse ... and then i thought about it.. i took a bath and i sat there and i thought about it for a long time ..maybe i cant be fixed and maybe this pain i have inside me wont go away i can try and pretend that its not there but it is and it wont leave.i cant hide from it anymore ..and i cant run either because it just follows me faster

My Blog1
Well I am pretty new at this website. Its looks very appealing. Which is a very good thing.. So far I got my twin brother to join, an he so not kool... He's a pastor so he has always been kept to himself. A very serious person.... Way to serious. As for me I was once a pastor. Then it all begin to take a toll on me. I am single. I do have children who doesn't live with me. An they all want me to come back home an preach again. They all said that wat I am suppose to do an that wat makes me happy... But I am not happy... I miss my wife.... She passed away last yr.... An its hard for me to fall in love again.. I want someone who can understand my condition of being physical... who can love me for who i am not wat i am.. but I guess someday I will be lucky enough to find that right Queen for me...

Funny
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

Cherish Your Time
...I thought we had forever.I lived for the future everyday. Dreaming of the time when you smiled at me that way. ...I thought we had forever. I never second guessed that you would be here. To help me through the rough times to lend me your wisdom and your ear. ...I thought we had forever. I now know I was so wrong. I'm so sorry I can't believe it...you were just so amazingly strong. ...I thought we had forever. You were one of the best things in my life. Devistation is all I feel now. Bitterness and strife. ...I thought we had forever. I'll miss you everyday. Till I meet you once again up there.....and you'll once again smile at me that way. THESE ARE NOT MY WORDS BUT THEY ARE SO TRUE AND HAVE SO MUCH MEANING THAT I JUST HAD TO SHARE THEM.

Almost A Year.....
11 months smoke free today. 1 month shy of a year. Holy crap where did the time go? The best part is, even with all the crap that has been going on in my life over the last few months, I am still smoke free. I finally fully understand that smoking will do nothing to improve my situation, and in reality will just make things worse. I certainly can't afford to smoke, and it would only make me feel more depressed and angry. So, I keep plugging along, keeping my chin up and staying smoke free. And no matter what else happens in my crazy ass life, I am damn proud of these 11 months. No one can take that away from me..... 334 days, 7 hours, 58 minutes and 29 seconds smoke free. 10030 cigarettes not smoked. $2,004.00 and 2 months, 16 days, 14 hours of my life saved! My quit date: 11/14/2006 8:00:00 AM WOW.....passed the 10,000 NOT smoked mark too..... :) That is one HUGE pile of unsmoked nastiness!

Help A Friend?!
OK ALL! HOW MANY FRIENDS DO I HAVE? PLEASE GO SHOW MY GIRL SOME LOVE. SHE NEEDS 50K COMMENTS ON THIS PIC. SO PLEASE!!! CLICK ON IT AND BOMB HER AS BEST YOU CAN. YOU ALL KNOW ME, THE LOVE IS ALWAYS REPAID!!!! THANK YOU

Dont Read This, It's Really Long
OK, so all the blogs i was posting and stuff... well, This is some of the background... Remember that stupid Hi5 thing?? I had one in HS, and used it for a couple of years there after.... This is what i copied into my myspace... about Lindon... which has somewhat DRASTICALLY affected my perception of men.... May 25th, 2005 Well, I don't lindon will be talking to me for a while. I really pissed him off last time we talked... it's just so annoying that he seems to think I am his personal "booty call", as i put it to him. He loves me, can't date me, and wants to have sex w/ me. Not happenin in this life time. It seems like i go over this same thing every fucking day!!! Except he hasn't talked to me in 2 days... *lol* I don't think he will talk to me anymore. Then only thing he ever has to say to me is "hey lets have sex"... and frankly, I am sick of that bullshit. It's like, he has no fucking respect for me at all. Ahhhh, the joys of men, and their endless bullshit. I swear I need

What Can I Try Again Today That I Failed At Yesterday?
If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. --Julia Soul Do we avoid making new friends because we're scared they won't like us? Do we get embarrassed when we make a mistake and avoid trying again? When we get our feelings hurt, do we think we're bad, or that something is wrong with us? Being scared or shy or hurt are all part of being alive. When we try to stay away from painful feelings, we keep ourselves from having many wonderful adventures. If we're afraid to meet new people, we may never have any close friends. If we stop trying when we're embarrassed, we may never learn a better way of doing things. And if we don't share our hurt feelings, we may never find out that everyone else has the same feelings we have. What can I try again today that I failed at yesterday?

.::.defeated.::.
I miss having friends, I really do... But none of them were true friends, and they all either wanted something from me, or just settled for me. I have to act like them to keep them around, and I hate them for making me do that. At graduation I left them all behind, and let them go their own ways, and I feel better than I did with them, but now that there's nothing, I'm bored, and sick of being alone. Not desperate, or anything, right? Just, alone... I'm in a religious family, and I don't believe in the religion, and I'm going to a religious school and, once again, don't believe in the religion... It's become so complicated, and with no one who understands around, sometimes life feels pointless... -Sepulchers Orison

Child Abuse Please Read I Don;t Care If Anyone Does
SHE WAS ONLY 5!!!!! Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She

Funny Stories From Teachers
I was a middle school teacher before retirement. One day I had students at the board working problems. One of the young ladies was an exceptional student who happened to be a blonde. For some reason I told her that she was using a piece of left handed chalk. Without turning around or saying anything she put the chalk in the tray, picked up another piece of chalk, and continued with her problem. David Gurley I work as a secretary at an elementary school. During the second week of school a student in Mrs. Maemura's first grade class was sent to the office after having a bathroom accident. Number 2. I bent down and softly asked her if she had diarrhea. She looked up at me and said "No. I have Mrs. Maemura." At Math time, I told the kids that we were going to talk about Even and Odd. One boy yelled out- "I know that story. It's in the Bible! " After I quit laughing, I said- "I think you mean Adam and Eve. " Chris Minch ~ Stuart, FL As an introduction to a new book, I w

Happy Hour
Why is it that most of the people who host the Happy Hour never return your rate and fan even though they say they are even when they accept the fan request? Are they that hard up to be the best on Fubar that they don't care about anyone else? I wish there was a way to take back a rate like, remove rate like you can remove a friend/family or fan. My goodness people, if someone takes the time to fan and rate you you can at least have the decency to do the same. It's not that hard!!

Why My Kids Kick Ass
SOOO, it was snack time right?? And I asked "What would you like". They wanted broccoli and baby carrots... sooo that was snack... and they're eating their nice healthy snack now.. man they're great :D and, apparently, i'm still tired... was up for 36 hours, slept for 8... didn't help at all... i may go take a nap for a bit...

What World Do You Live In? (pictures)
What world do you live in? (PICTURES)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as The world of a romantic You live for a world of romance. Someone who would just love to hold your hand and sit by a roaring fire and talk about dreams with would make you very happy. With you romance is not a dead thing, but a must. Don't give up. clickThe world of child100% The world of a romantic100% The fantasy world90% The World of Mystery80% The high rollers world35%

My Friends
just to let you all know i will be gone from tuesday to sunday having comp repairs done to my laptop:P i will miss my friends i have made on here but a week isnt long at all...whatever love you leave me make sure u send me a private message so i know who to return the love too..hope you all have a great week!!! ~~sexxymamma~~ aka ~ Alicia ~ glitter-graphics.com I will miss You glitter-graphics.com

New Postage Stamp
This one is impossible to believe. Scroll down for the text. If there is only one thing you forward today.....let it be this! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of PanAm Flight 103! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine barracks in Lebanon! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the military barracks in Saudi Arabia! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE! REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on the Twin Towers on 9/11/2001! REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks! Now the United States Postal Service REMEMBERS and HONORS the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a commemorative first class holiday postage stamp. REMEMBER to adamantly and vocally BOYCOTT this stamp when purchasing your stamps at the post office. To use this stamp would be a slap in the face to all those

Faster-than-light Take: Across The Universe In A Yellow Submarine For Tomorrow Never Knows
It occurred to me I've just watched my 17th or 18th movie at a theater this year alone. A huge personal record, especially considering I get to see perhaps 10 flicks at the cinema per year on average. Most of these have been solo trips, either out of timing or because I don't want to be seen with any of you. Just kidding!! It's still National Sarcasm Month. It may also surprise some of you to know that I actually made it out to a film musical. At the theater. Really. I mean, it's not that I'm a fan nor a hater of musicals, may they be stage or screen. I'm just indifferent. But it has to be material that truly captures my imagination. I've enjoyed the '80s version of Little Shop of Horrors, as well as Godspell, Joseph and the Technicolored Dreamcoat, the movie version of Jesus Christ Superstar, been a part of a high school production of JSC, seen the Waters version of Hairspray and, thanks to a drunken late night with some pals, Moulin Rouge. I guess you could count the original

Why I Am Home Today...
Wouldn't most people be happy to have a day off? Well, I can't afford it right now. I got up this morning, took my shower, got dressed an ready, fixed my son breakfast, drank some coffee, fucked around on fubar for a bit.. Then was getting ready to leave and realized that my daughter had borrowed my car and would still have my keys. This happens alot, she is even on my insurance. I go upstairs to get the keys outta her purse, and no daughter, no keys. I come downstairs, look around, no daughter. My car is outside in the front. I try her cell and she is outta minutes. I try her dumbass boyfriend's cell and no answer. Pretty soon I have to call work. I ask if they can send someone to pick me up. (I used to be asked to pick up people ALL the time.. and I did) Sorry, new wal-mart policy, so until my daughter calls me back I am home.. I am prolly just gonna take the fuckin day off and relax. I was way too upset about this.. punched a door.. my knuckles are red.. duh.. acting l

~*~bombing & News For Tuesday, October 16th~*~
Wicked Storm Crew! News, Views, and Bombing for TODAY!!!!! Don't forget the recruiting challenge. We need new members! The challenge is among the WSC crew to see who can recruit the most new members. I see new faces so somebody is taking charge!! The 15 days, are dwindling down.... Midnight(Eastern Standard Time) October 27th is coming up fast. How many you got?? It's not to late. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I are keeping track. The prize at this point is a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack or a bigger gift will take its place. Get on with it!!! Who We are Bombing.... Wicked Storm Crew Member Majically Delicious MILF is in a battle against time, she needs 50,00 comments by Midnight the 18th of October to win her prize. All she needs is 6600! Wooo hoo! The link will take you

Hey Guys!
So, we are new to these 'parties' and we are just trying to promote ourselves... This is what we did last weekend!!! http://galleries.aebn.net/beta3/index.cfm/fa/gallery/genre/gangbang/refid/AEBN-044896/tid/13975/layout/mgp_layout2.cfm We are looking for some well endowed guys to join us. Email us for rules and directions. I can tell you now you need ot be D&D free with proof!!! We are and want to keep it that way. It will be a wild time. See you this weekend in Las Vegas. We will waiting for you. Email us for directions. tonyskiadas@yahoo.com Don't forget to bring the sex toys. http://www.funsextoys.adameve.com Love the 3 Amigas. Tony Jessica Monique

Why Say Your My Friend?
I just want to say that I am so tired of people wanting to say they are my friend but when it comes down to it they are just as fake as the next person. You talk to them and tell them how you feel and then they treat you as if what you said to them was the worst thing you could ever do.I guess it was my bad for telling you how I feel. I wont make that same mistake again. Well i guess all of this does not matter we are not talking and I guess thats the way it should stay.

This Is Going Too Far!!
Costa Rican artist Guillermo Habacuc Vargas has enraged animal welfare and rights advocates, by displaying a starving dog and leaving it to die as part of an 'exhibit,' during an art show at the Galeria Codice in Nicaragua. A boycott of the artists work, already supported by over 2000 signatures, is gaining world wide attention via an online petition, when it became known that Guillermo Habacuc Vargas was chosen to represent his country in the 'Bienal Centroamericana Honduras 2008.' The artist, allegedly, did not permit the dog to be given food or water during the event and subsequently the dog died where it lay. Concerned animal welfare activists state that exhibiting a live, starving dog, is not 'art' but quite clearly, animal abuse. Links to the story and petition - http://www.petitiononline.com/13031953/petition.html http://www.marcaacme.com/blogs/analog/index.php/2007/08/22/5_piezas_de_habacuc http://www.nacion.com/ln_ee/2007/octubre/04/aldea1263590.html htt

To Live In The World Today
life is living it the way that people see you . but liveing it that way is not the way you live your life in the world . you live life in a dif world . not the way people see you living your life . people see you living your life as a whore and someone that flrits all the time . but to tell you the true . this person is not me i live my life in a world that has been hurt . and with the hurt it is time to go back in to the dark world . but the love and my heart back in the wall of ice and never let it out . then people will be happy because I am living life in the world today the way they want me to live my life . Then you have a life of hell because you will go back in the world where you do not live your life . but the life of a cold person and very alone . even when you have a person that love you . but to keep them happy you in there world the way they want you to live . So i tell this . you live in this world today to make other happy .

Scared Little Girl
This poem came about when I was not quite 16. I guess I was going through my depressed, life-is-so-hard stage of adolescence. I had absolutely no idea the intensity of emotions, of pain, of just life itself. But when you're 16, everything seems intense at the moment. You think you know all there is to know and that you are in total control. As you get older you realize there are few situations of which you are in complete control. You learn that those emotions and pain, that that life you once thought "so hard" were nothing in comparison to how difficult they can become when you're older. So this was me at 16. [I would like to point out that my favorite parts are lines 2 and 3 of the second stanza. I also apologize for the repetitiveness of the poem. But as I said I was only 16.] Scared Little Girl If anybody's listening My heart is filled with pain I'm bleeding on the inside And it's driving me insane If anybody's listening My eyes are the windows to my soul Inside you'l

Confessions Of A Late Twenties Drama Addict
I'm not sure why but it seems like I need some form of drama in my life in order to survive. Its like this subconscious urge that I'm always and forever compelled to follow. Part of me thinks that perhaps its not so subconscious at all though. Its like the episode of Scrubs called His Story (Season 2 episode 15) when Dr. Cox goes to see his therapist and his therapist tells him his problem is he identifies the GOOD choice and does exactly the opposite. That's probably what goes on with me. Its like I'm standing at this fork in the road and to one side is this nice perfect road I can walk down with no worries to my goal and to the other side is this fucking insane ninja warrior (great show in case you haven't seen it) type obstacle course that I may be able to see the end yet its buried behind so much shit I may never actually get there. Maybe its b/c I like the challenge that said obstacle course provides me with. Its physically and mentally tough to get through and as a matte

My Little Girl
A single tear, that love bears no boundaries. A simple touch, to wrap my arms around you. Within your smiles my heart embraces, Within your laughter my heart caresses your joy. In every story you have to tell me, In everything you do in play, In everything you dream to see, I love you more for this each day. In every way you want for the spotlight, In everything that you must bear, With every day you learn wrong from right, I look inside myself - I see a child who was once there. Let me dry the tears that hold you in sadness, Let me hold you in your joy, Let me show you all I know in lovliness, I shall love you forever. My little girl, Unconditional love for you forever, My little girl.

Life
What's most important in life? Being with someone you love? Doing everything you possible can to please others and not your self? Acheiving every goal your working hard to get? Making people happy and smile? Life has so many reasons to live it. What's yours?

Poem2 I Wrote.
roaming these overcrowded streets i never felt so alone. bobbing my head to the steady beat of my heart to remember im still alive. how could the world i created for myself be so cold and cruel? somehow i slowly become one of the few thats slipping through the cracks. i keep asking myself y, but maybe im not askin the right question. i always find myself running, but the thing is wat am i running from? am i running from myself? suffocating, watching my life pass me by like in the movies. dying isnt so bad, i guess; but its kind of lonely. my mind never stays put it just drifts from one disappointment to the others continually, roatating, driving me insane. just one hit and ill be fine, 20 bucks bitch cash, but too many narks hard to find sum1 to trust in this hell hole. the feeling i miss being so high im flying. but just how much am i willing to lose before it pushes me over the edge? am i going to have to die first. or am i already dead? i feel so lost. where do i belong if i feel i

Poem4 I Wrote.
you take away the pain of being alone, you make me feel like im not in this world on my own. everytime you look at me my heart skips a beat making it go slower and faster on a repeat. i love how you hold me in the night and love how ou wipe away the tears when i cry. when im with you everything becomes alright. when you kiss me i wonder y...before i met you i wanted to die; now its only when im not with you that i lie. lie to myself and to the world a fake smile parades the streets and greets the faces. i keep getting lost in all the mazes. my mind wont let me stop thinking of you , and i hope whereever you are youre thinking of me too because for me theres only you.

Poem7 I Wrote.
original version.. Lounging in the darkness, he is awaiting the perfect moment to spark, a fight; a tragedy. His whispering laughter engraved in my ear as he breathes his poison through my veins. Deeper and deeper he drags, suffocates me in his overwhelming flood of passion and embrace I longed for. The desire to be held in arms so tight but the arms I have found will kill me in the night. When I close my eyes blood red will stream down my face; then, life becomes only a race that I have already run. In the end it becomes clear fighting the urge to emerge from my insanity from the darkness that overcrowds my body. I want to fight and push him away but he loves me that’s what he always chuckles to say. Everyone know I'm drowning without hope into the lake of fire, but waking up in my dreams so cold, scratching at my skin to let the pain within flow from my body for what I dream is not what I see it is a mere memory of me. revised version. Lounging in the darkness,

Thinking Of You
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you

Thursday Links: Sound Byte Contest Continues, Ralphie May, Pat Cooper Videos Online, New Photos Onli
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy (perv news, male camel toe, phone call, fun fact) ThursDEE, boys and girls! We have a heck of a show for ya this morning. Comedian Ralphie May will be checking in to promote his gig at The Strand in Lakewood, NJ. We're also continuing with EROCKTOBER in celebration of our own EROCK, who likes to pee on artwork. Opie and Jimmy Saw Chazz Palminterri's one-man version of A Bronx Tale on Broadway last night, and they loved it. Want to see it? Get Your Tickets NOW! WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do: 1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day 2. Today's sound is Suzyn Waldman - 'Goodness Gracious' 3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA 4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up. Hey, who wants to watch grown men burping, farting, picking their noses,

Love
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you." Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh...Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!" Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she

Love/need
More four letter words that turn into double edged swords when you tear down the power lines. Some days I hate that I love, the days I know you've forgotten. With words echoing back to me down a hall you once stood. Vows have fallen empty. The idea of you hangs in the air.

Eveything
i like to know why every damn man can be so damn kind when you first meet them. and after they hit you try to kill you and your childern that they think that sex will make everything better.well i say the hell with that now that i have learned that i can fight back i have right now my dumb ass of a husband is out drank and have a good time well i never get to do that cause i always have something eles to do but guess what that bitch thinks that he is goin to walk back into this house with out me beating the shit out of him well he better think again. i am shitting with him right now and i hope he hurrys ups and comes home well that enough of all this bull shit see ya

This Is Me
Cool Flash Toys at REVOLUTIONMYSPACE.com This is Me - Grant (Hab) My name is Grant. You know me as Hab. The name Hab comes from the nickname of my favorite Hockey Team, the Montreal Canadiens. I am Canadian. Note the difference in spelling as Canadiens is the French version. I am a sports fanatic unlike some others. I have a vast collection of Sports Autographs that fills every inch of my living room. I was born August 31st, 1960, in a very small Northwestern Ontario town called Beardmore. Mom was Finn and Swede. Dad was French Canadian and Scottish. When asked, I call myself French. Actually, French Canadian. Both were born in Canada. When I was 3 years old my parents moved to a City called Port Arthur, Ontario. It was next to another City called Fort William and in 1970 the two amalgamated into Thunder Bay, Ontario. I grew up playing baseball and hockey, and actually was very good at both. I also took Karate for about 6 years until Highschool. A week before I was to go for my

Vortex
vortex of green and white spiraling back and forth not letting you breath. green is down, white is up, only grey in the middle, no escape. won't let you go, won't let you escape, to something bright with the lights of heaven. won't let you save yourself from what is going through your head, from what your compulsion is.

Love Can
love can be given and taken freely without consequences. can be joyous and wonderful when given at will. can be disgusting and horrible when taken by force. can destroy or heal ones heart, depending on how its shown.

My Good Friend Tom Sent This To Me, I Really Loved It, Thanks So Much Hun :)
There are many people that we meet in our lives but only a very few will make a lasting impression on our minds and hearts It is these people that we will think of often and who will always remain important to us as true friends Sometimes in life, you find a special friend: someone who changes your life by being a part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship... When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friends lifts you up in spirit and make that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. If you turn and walk across, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever frien d holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be

Courtesy Flush Mother Fucker
Bathroom Etiquette Ok, I’m gonna be honest and say yes… my shit probably does stink. We all do it. We all shit. It’s all stinky. It’s all the same. If this is the case, why is it when I go to a public restroom that I literally fucking gag at the smell at someone else’s shit? It’s disgusting. And the problem is is if I’m gagging I wanna throw up which means that I’m stuck in that fucking stinky shit smelling bathroom longer. Two words people: Courtesy Flush. That’s right. Courtesy Flush mother fucker. If you don’t know what that is prepare to be schooled. A Courtesy Flush is flushing the fucking toilet like no tomorrow when your taking a shit. Flush that stinky shit down the toilet so that the perfume of your fucking lunch doesn’t stank up the entire fucking room and so that normal people like me, who’s shit isn’t that fucking stinky, can actually go to the bathroom and not gag back barf. You stinky mother fuckers. While we’re on the subject…what is up with people dr

Mase - Tell Me What You Want
What You Want" (feat. Total) [Total] Tell me what you want Tell me what you want Just tell me what you want Tell me what you want Tell me what you want Tell me what you want [1] - Tell me what you want for me Take a look at what you see Let me know if this right here Is something you can have for years Tell me what you want for me Take a look at what you see Let me know if this right here Is something you can have for years [Mase] Now Mase be the man wanna see you doing good I don't wanna get rich, leave you in the hood Girl, in my eyes you the baddest The reason why I love you, you don't like me cuz my status I don't wanna see you with a carriage living average I wanna do my thing so we be established And I don't want you rock in them fabrics Girl, I will give you karats 'till you feel you a rabbit Anything in your path, you want you can have Walk through the mall, if you like it you can grab Total it all up and put it on my tab And then tell your fr

In Love With You
In love with you is what I'd call it Never wanting to be separated from your side Like a field of spring flowers in full florescence Overwhelming the totality of my senses; my Very being is entranced by your every touch Engulfed in flames my heart burns for it's inamorata. Why is it that... Inside and out is my body yearning? The reason is right before me Here...it is you... You are my shining star, and Only in slumber does my heart not bellow Unchained and impassioned is my love...

#2
Lets Pimp out the founders We love having all our family members. And we want to see who is all active so have fun and please show some love all will be returned I know Hope everyone has a great weekend and quick reminder be watching for homepage blogs !! ~DJ Philburg360~DSC~ GOON SQUAD MEMBER~Founder Of Wakan- Tanka Clan~~Bus Stop DJ~~@ fubar PAINTER{D.S.C]~{W.T.C TRIBAL COUNCIL}~{D&DC}~{FOUNDER SPIRIT BOMBER'S}@ fubar demon_lover~Co-Founder of the Wakan-Tanka Clan & Spirit Bombers@ fubar INFARRED~DIRTY SOUTH CREW~FOUNDER OF SPIRIT BOMBERS~WTC TRIBAL COUNCIL~D&DC~~ LOVING MIKE ALWAYS~~@ fubar ~~SugarSpice~~~ ♠ Dirty south Crew ♠ ~~Co-Founder of Wakan-Tanka Clan~~~@ fubar Once again this is all in fun Have it, love it, live it ,and Wakan-Tanka Clan Rocks !!! It's MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts

Ever Sucked A Man Cock?
Well, as ive made it known, and weird or disturbing shoutbox convos that are had, i will blog them...Nice start to a random conversation, aint it? ================================================= GOATSE These, the above and below, were the links posted in her convo...just incase you wanna go to them THE WILLPOWER ================================================= ->FairyPrint...: thats what i was curious about; if it was someone close, or someone you randomly met REY: a friend of mine why i wanted to see what it was like thats all ->FairyPrint...: curiously, what was the ethnicity of the man whose cock you sucked, and what was his relation to you? REY: so she was on the couch seeing me suck a cock REY: her and i wanted to see what it was like REY: yes my fiance ->FairyPrint...: what prompted you to do it, exactly?...are you currently in a relationship with anyone? REY: i gave a guy head until he came in my mouth yesterday ->FairyPrint...: y

Letter.....
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

The Bet
i need to get from 12 to 18 before my ex gets from 15 to 18, im lvl 13 almost 14 now and he is 16, its getting close, so plz rate comment and fan friend me, if u read this, if i win she has to shave my back..oh i will return the favor, so leave me a comment so i know who u all r K, ty so much everyone that helps....

February 26, 2007
Well, how's that? Yes, it is official! I have a boyfriend!!!! Yea, baby, yea!!! We've known each other for about 7 months, just started talking about a month ago and dating. Don't know where this will go, but I really hope and pray for the best. I think that this is the one. I figure that if I can look into his eyes and can picture him, the kids, and myself in a family portrait, then it is meant to be, or should be anyway! lol. I have been able to see a future with him. It's a little scary in a way, considering the things that I've been through and the things that he's been through. I am happy. He makes me happy! That's what matters. The one thing that I like the most about him is being in his arms. I sleep so good when he's laying next to me and I'm wrapped up in his arms. It's the next best thing to sex... lol. Actually it kind of is better than sex. It's more relaxing and comforting to know that you can feel the heat and love of someone and they don't have to say one word or prove

Love
Love is... Love is being happy for the other person when they are happy being sad for the other person when they are sad being together in good times and being together in bad times Love is the source of strength Love is being honest with yourself at all times being honest with the other person at all times telling, listening, respecting the truth and never pretending Love is the source of reality Love is an understanding that is so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person accepting the other person just the way they are and not trying to change them to be something else Love is the source of unity Love is the freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person the growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another individual Love is the source of success Love is the excitement of planning things together the excitement of doing things together Love is th

Far From -perfect-
can't understand don't know why i push away your hand you look the other way and give me a sigh don't know what you see its just makeup not the real me people look at me like i have everything but thats far from the truth look in my eyes, they have soo much to tell and in this right hand i hold a fist why do you keep on saying this sooo many people won't believe the words that come from these lips i can't keep going on like this you try to reach to touch my face but i pull away why would you want something like this? this body is far from bliss i shake my head in disbelief can't understand don't know why such a sweet romantic guy could sweep up any girl he wants why me? the one that is not worthy pick someone else not me

Mindfulness
Oh let me die with each breath today So that I may live for NOW Let each exhale close the moment with blissfull understanding. So that with each inhale I can be born again to start anew, fresh and reborn Living in Mindfullness

Christmas Cake Recipe
Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts 1 bottle Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the vodka to check the quality. In fact, have a bit more, just to be entirely certain that it is of a suitable standard to use in this recipe. Take a large bowl, and check the vodka again to be sure it is the highest quality; pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Check the vodka again to ensure that it is at the required temperature. Add one teaspoon of sugar to the bowl. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still okay. Try another cup ....... just in case! Turn off the mixer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewskri

Unearth-sanctity Of Brothers
A west side run through. One string away from taking the lead. We stalked the streets at night to live, to feel, to breathe. Bring back those days of gold where the torch was ours to bare. A troubled youth to some, to us our crown to wear. I see a time, a sanctity of brothers. We knew another world, A west side horror. A torch burned out before his own time. We close our eyes at night to hurt, to heal, to breathe. Bring us back to the day. Bring us back to our ages of innocence. Our times to live forever. Our worlds will meet again. Worlds.

Mudvayne-determined
Go... So fucking determined Yeah, yeah go... You better believe it, confidence Go... So fucking determined Yeah, yeah go... Spit out all reason, Yeah I'm tired of holdin' up the weight, The weight of the motherfuckin' world. All I want is just to get right here Right now. We struggle and fight just to get in a grave That's overflowing Clock's ticking on my fifteen minutes of fame Come on now, one two three go So fucking determined Yeah, yeah go... You better believe it, confidence Go... So fucking determined Yeah, yeah go... Spit out all reason, Yeah I'm flushing the trust of everyone Stabbing in the back and thinkin' they can break me Set my sight can't die 'till I'm done, mind endurance Never wanted anymore than what I deserve Better bring it I'm taking it all Fuck an inch 'cause I'm bringin' a mile It's on now one two three go So fucking determined Yeah, yeah go... You better believe it, confidence Go... So fucking determined Yeah, yeah g

Internet Predator
beware of this profile....another fake yet again.... except this is dj darkwarriors fake profile... it seems he has made a lot of enemies and is getting to ppl through this profile.... so ladies please be very careful... he is very much an internet predator... he will use you and then leave you high and dry just like he did to me, his children and other women on here... hard core punker@ fubar

Remembering You
My heart is no longer broken, It has had time to mend. Now I sit and wonder, Should I do it all over again. Will another bring me pain, Will he bring sorrow of my heart? Will he say there are no tomorrows, Just when I am ready to live. The risk is great, I can a test to that. I would have risk it all, If you would have came back. I have to sit and wonder why should I even bother. You are ever present, I feel your energy. Could I find another, That would want to dance with me. These are questions always being ask, But answers are never found. I know you are the only one, Who could make me feel like that. I am glad my heart has mend it, And it doesn't feel any pain. I think I should leave it like that, Until God is ready to take me home again. I have serenity, I have piece of mine. I must admit though, I think of you all the time. You put a smile on my face, As I recall all of our beautiful memories. I fought hard to keep them. I couldn't let them be taken

Joey
we were driving back from mt. vernon today and joey was making the funniest sound, and he was doing it for like 10 minutes. needless to say, i think he had too much of mt.dew and was all hyped up. i dont know exactly why i am writing this, i just think that it was halarious

Looking For 2 More Ladies
looking for 2 more ladies who would like to win a vip or 7 day blast . 30 day contest 40000 comments wins. each lady enter could win if the 40000 is reach. need 2 more ladies . photo is a salute photo words bingo's salute photo contest. bingo

Test
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to peoplewho don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare checkbecause I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on theirfeet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass, doing drugs,while I work... Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test toget a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you allwill pass it along though. Something has to change in this country and soon!!!

Deep In Thought
The last few weeks have been interesting for me to say the least. I mean professionally, things are going well. I'm working my tail off and it's showing some nice results, I'm still keeping my head low and not taking anything for granted. You know I have to wonder what's wrong with me? I mean I work hard everyday. I live on my own I pay my own bills. I could easily lay down and live off of Uncle Sam's dime. But I dont I go everyday to work and I try to better myself everyday, and yet people still want to play games with me as if I mean nothing. Contastantly taking me for granted and overlooking all that I do on a daily basis. I just dont understand it. I know I'm not GQ material but damn am I that ugly that despite all I do, people still think it's ok to play around with me? Maybe it is me, maybe I expect to much, I mean when I say something I step up to the plate and back it up, I'm not saying I'm perfect hey everyone slips, but for my part if I slip, (which most who know me we

The Way You
i like the way you look at me when we're together. i like the way you make me moan in the dead of night. i like the way you moan when i bite and tease you. i like the way you make me shiver with the slightest touch or caress. i like the way our eyes meet at the end of the night and yours say "i want you all over again" i like the way you make me feel when your close. i like knowing you can't get enough of me and never will. i like teasing you to the breaking point and then giving in to what we both want.

I Look At Me
i look at me but i dont see me there. i look at me but i dont see what i want to see. i look at me but there is no longer a me to see. i look at me and dont see what i want to be. i look at me and dont see what i used to be. i look at me and dont see anything special there in my eyes. i look at me and see something i dont want to be. i look at me and see something i never wanted to be. i look at me and see someone im not supposed to be. i look at me and dont want to be what i have become.

What Is It All?
the friends are great, the time spent with them is nice, but when all is said and done, i feel so empty inside. dont know what i need, i just know what i like. i mean, i like fun and friends and lots of other things, but that is my problem. i just can't seem to get enough. is there something wrong with me? most of you will say no, because you are just like me. i understand that, but does that make me a bad person?? the fact that i gotta have it to get through, the fact i need to hear that i am good, the fact that i can come away knowing i have made someone happy. without that in my life, it's meaningless. is that weird or out there too far? does it make me vain? or just too eager to please. it feels so bad sometimes that i post my value on how good i make others feel. what do you think of all this??

Elvis Has Left The Building....
I have (almost) managed to escape the patch for a while. Got to get the truck aligned first thing then i'm haulin bunz for apache junction az...then tolleson...glendale...lake pleasant...and where ever else the wind might blow me... See ya all in a few weeks or so... DW

Crush By Garbage
I would die for you I would die for you I've been dying just to feel you by my side To know that you're mine I will cry for you I will cry for you I will wash away your pain with all my tears And drown your fear I will pray for you I will pray for you I will sell my soul for something pure and true Someone like you See your face every place that I walk in Hear your voice every time I am talking You will believe in me And I will never be ignored I will burn for you Feel pain for you I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart And tear it apart I will lie for you Beg and steal for you I will crawl on hands and knees until you see You're just like me Violate all the love that I'm missing Throw away all the pain that I'm living.

Sleep Eternal
I want to lay by your side Hold you in my arms Caress you face Tell you how you make me feel Give you tender kisses Run my hands up and down your thighs Kiss your neck Pull you towards me Suround myself in you Breath in your scent Taste you on my lips Feel you deep within my SOUL You can be that drug That I can't put down Fill me with your LOVE Bring the light back To my restless spirit I want to lay by your side Let the life drain from me You are what I want to see Before it's time to say good bye SLEEP ETERNAL

Im Gonna Need Your Help Bad
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=117825&i=744789575 THE ABOVE LINK PERTAINS TO... TO ALL MY FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND FANS: IVE ENTERED FU DADDYS HUGE CONTEST. THE START DATE IS YET TO BE DETERMINED AS HE IS WAITING UNTIL HE HAS 25 CONTESTANTS AND THEN IT WILL LAST 2 WEEKS. I WANTED TO LET YOU ALL NO NOW, THAT I WILL BADLY NEED YOUR HELP. NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME YOU'RE ABLE TO SPARE. I WILL APPRECIATE ANY AND ALL HELP THAT IS GIVEN. OF THE 25 CONTESTANTS, 10 WILL WIN PRIZES.....TOP 5 WIN A HH, THEN 2 30DAY BLASTS THEN 3 7DAY/VIPS.. I WOULD LOVE TO WIN A HAPPY HOUR OR A 30 DAY BLAST, BUT I WOULD BE HAPPY AS LONG AS I COULD PLACE. I HAVE NOT DONE A CONTEST IN A REALLY LONG TIME, DUE TO THE FACT I REALLY DO HATE THEM BUT I COULD NOT PASS THIS UP.. PLEASE BE SURE YOU ARE A FRIEND OF ~THE ORIGINAL FU-DADDY™~THE TEXAS GODFATHER™~R/L BF OF AV~OWNER OF NUTTIN BUT COUNTRY BELOW IS THE LINK TO THE BULLETIN IF YOU WANT TO CHECK IT OUT. PLEASE HELP ME WIN THIS http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?

Come Help Some Friends In There Contest Pics
winuptoy teenekas cats please come help them out and also i have 8 entries for my couples contest if you would like to join the contest let me know i will add you in i would like to have at least 20 entries thank you for taking the time to read this

15 Pieces Of Advice
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC. 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in

Hey God Said!!
God's Busy If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!! !! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform, I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventuall

How To Strip Tease For A Woman
Men aren't the only ones who enjoy a good show. Women are equally turned on by gyrating body parts and naked flesh. Perform a strip tease for your woman, and she'll be pleasantly surprised and intrigued by your sexy display. Follow these steps to spice up your sex life and perform a strip tease for your woman. Steps 1. Step One Be confident. Confidence is a potent aphrodisiac for both men and women. Be sure of yourself without arrogance, and your woman will definitely be turned on. There is nothing sexier than a man who can perform a strip tease without feeling insecure. 2. Step Two Choose a mood. Your strip tease should be indicative of your personality. If you're a funny guy, then don't be afraid to incorporate humor into your performance. If you're naturally suave, then trust your instincts. As long as you're comfortable, your innate sex appeal will shine. 3. Step Three Find a theme song. After you've chosen the tone for your strip tease, it'll be easier to pick music that

A Halloween Dream
A Halloween Dream by YourMistress © Because girls can soak the sheets, too... As I drifted off to sleep, my mind transported me to a huge, lavishly decorated warehouse. The walls, covered in metallic black and purple foil, were splattered with blood and had fake corpses and severed body parts hanging from them. A steady supply of glittering confetti rained down from the ceiling and came to rest upon the hundreds of costumed attendees of this Murderers' Ball. I looked down and realized I was dressed as a dominatrix who, by the looks of the black vinyl costume, had taken it a bit too far. Little drops of redness speckled my bustier dress and the ample amount of cleavage it caused. I had my weapon, a bullwhip, wrapped around my fist. My platform knee-high boots were the worst though; everything from the ankle down was smeared with blood, indicating that I probably stomped on my victim in addition to beating him to death. Thinking I might run into some friends, I pushed my wa

Innocence
The Massage A virgin ship sailing, I embarked on the journey of you, Kneading fingers navigating my every position, Heart racing with desire only a woman can understand, Once she has met the power of a man, One who can take her, wake the core of her erotic longing. I lay face down at your command, As you came around and sat legs spread, Drawing my head towards your bare intentions, Rubbing away my inhibitions. One stroke at a time, I rocked to your gripping rhythm, Ever so innocently brushing your outstretched shaft With my hair swept face. Swaying between your thighs, My sighs showing you appreciation, I refrained from reaching out my tongue, Aching to take you in, Stopping to cherish that moment in time, A moment of innocence between us, One that will never be again.

The Fantastic Four-gy B
The Fantastic Four-gy by rpwilbur © "Our Human Torch is ready for round two," Frankie said when she broke the kiss with Julie. "Hop on, sweety," Julie replied. Frankie swung a long tapered leg over Johnny's body and lowered down. Her pussy lips grabbed his cock, and she continued to lower herself, impaling on the rod. She moaned as she did so. When Johnny was deeply buried inside Frankie's pussy, she started squeezing his cock with a kegeling motion while she pumped up and down. Now it was Johnny's turn to moan in pleasure. Johnny was sitting on the couch when Frankie mounted him. Julie, meanwhile, climbed on to the back of the couch and lowered herself until her pussy was inches from Johnny's face. The Human Torch reached out with his tongue and licked the bare pussy lips, tasting a different flavor in the juices being extruded by Julie than he had tasted from Frankie. The other fire superhero was also leaning forward, and her tongue joined Johnny's in teasing Julie's

Please Help
my dear friends,family and fans,i only have 3,085 to level and i was wondering if yall could please help me out,i would appreciate it muchly and i will try to return the favor to all who are able to help,PLEASE AND THANK YOU.....MUCH LOVE TO ALL,LADY RAVEN

Leaving In A Min....
Leaving in a minute to drive to the racetrack and spend the rest of my weekend getting drunk off my ass with good ole Ga. boys complaining about how bad Gordon sucks.....enjoy it guys and hit me up if you'd like

Why Women Get Cranky
Why women get cranky! We started to bud in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra that boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next we get our periodsin our early to mid teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your ututerus through your nostrils (if he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend a

October 27: Take A Stand For America!
http://oct27.org On October 27, United for Peace and Justice is coordinating mass peaceful protests across the country. In eleven regional centers and dozens of cities, Patriotic Americans will show our support for the troops and demand an end to the Iraq war. Please take your friends, your parents, your kids to show our "elected" leaders that we will hold them accountable for the staggering costs--in tax dollars spent/squandered; in lives lost (American and Iraqi); in our nation's security which is so much MORE precarious due to the botched "war on terror"; in the shredding of our precious constitution and the assault on our values of fairness and justice.

Love From A Child's View
What does Love mean? Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when a gi

In The Shadow
I look out the window and the sun is goin down..I take a deep breath as my heart sinks to the ground...Another day has passed..I knew deep down this love couldnt last...I turn around and in the shadows i hear a sound..I think to myself is this shadow comming for me all hope has gone i say to myself i give in...I say i am ready forgive me for my sin..My heart beats slower as the shadow comes near all i ask for is it be quick..I sense no fear..I take my last look around as i say goodbye my love..I beg of you no tears ill always be near..I walk to the shadow with my head hanging low an the tears running down my face goodbye my love......

The Raven Of My Soul
The Raven sits upon my shoulder, singing his wicked song, And has the day grows colder, The Raven will do what is most wrong, The Raven sits upon my heart, It nicks at my veins, With its beak he rips me apart, With his song he brings these pains, The Raven sits upon my mind, Reminding me of the evil I am, Telling me hell is the rest of time, Hell, he screams, your are with the damned, The Raven now sits upon my tomb, Singing of my death, Telling all of my doom, And how I laughed with my final breath,

Please Help....
Please show homage to our Native American brothers and sisters by clicking on the following links below. RedHearts Petition Redhearts Native American Indian Website http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/redheart?e Americans are petitioning to save so many things these days through consciousness. Let us pull together and rally around our Native Americans now!!! It is time that we celebrate their heritage. They have my vote. Please sign my petition and get as many of your friends and family to join the petition signing as well. Yes, it seems that almost EVERYONE wants a 'holiday' for themselves. But there is ONE that deserves our support...... If everyone passes this petition on to everyone they know, you will see a Native American holiday on your calendar. People power can get this done. When Americans pull together their wishes will be acted upon by our legislators. Let us celebrate their existence in this great country of ours. There is a movement in Congress now to make

If You Are.....
If you are ANYTHING like this guy.....check him out ..read his profile...... http://www.fubar.com/user/1243012 .... DO NOT!!!...I repeat! DO NOT!!! Bother comeing to my profile..Dont even fucking look my way....Its assholes like this that ruin it for the nice guys!!

Contest Entered
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A Conversation About Baseball
M: r u watching the Sox tonight? G:lmfao M: thats a no?G:lmfao G: ya think ? M: i just thought we could kick back a bit.... see what pops up..... LOL G: lol G: ohhhh G: ypu want to watch on my little tv , do you ? M: i always enjoy a good 'ball game'.... G: lol G: especially when its your balls...huh ? M: EXACTLY ! ! ! M: HAHAHAHAHA M: you can be the 'Bat girl' M: 'sliding into home' ????? G: lol M: fastballs - curves - its all good! G: lol M: maybe you'd like some 'batter' from the batter? M: L O L M: i crack me up : lol M: i'm figuring we'd play a pretty good game....... G: lol M: and we can share the equipment...G): lol M: i need a place to stick my bat - any ideas? M: in the dugout? G: you are on a fucking roll !!!!!!!!!!!! M: LOL M): i'll let you play with the foul pole M: looking forward to getting in the batters box G: lmao M: hitting a LONG DEEP DRIVE M: HAHAHAHA my sides hurt! M: i'll stop now G: no wonder G: i'm surprised you can still type

Support Our Troops.
Please go show them your support and love. They leave tomarrow (Monday, Oct. 29, 2007) for Iraq. Wish them the best and a safe return home! ~PLEASE REPOST FOR THEM~ *DJ_CorporalD_USMC_In_Iraq@ fubar SOLDIER_BOY@ fubar We will miss you. You will be in our thoughts and prayers! Stay safe!!

Day 1
Well, this weekend was our first weekend living together. We had first to meals together. We no corner tops and cabinets, but the range and refrigerator is working. Wishing our dishes in the sink and bathtub. It's a little fun. After my next exam, I clean out the last of stuff at my parents place. Kathy going to order our cabinet and we should have them put by Saturday. My network is setup my computers can come over. We order our bookselves and new entertainment center for the living room and then it will just be putting our stuff away. Life werid!!

Effective Online Dating And Dating Tips
The proliferation of online dating sites makes the process of qualifying potential mates fast and efficient. This can be both a good and a bad thing. As one begins using online dating sites they can quickly find themselves deluged with emails and interested parties. To avoid moving to quickly or becoming overloaded with conversations with people who are not your "match" use a good model for screening and qualifying dates. This will help save you time, money and spare you drawn out long dates with individuals you know are not a fit in the first 5 minutes. Things You'll Need: One or more reputable online dating sites Patience Charm Discipline Good qualification skills Steps: Step One: Don't lie on your profile (tall claims, pictures from 10 lbs ago, etc.) The online dating process works best if you are honest. Pretend you are something you are not and you will soon find yourself juggling a maze lies. Put the real you out there and trust the

Ninjas Vs Pirates
Misconceptions about ninjas: Ninjas do NOT wear spandex. A Samurai is NOT a ninja. Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas. If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja. Misconceptions about pirates: A Pirate is NOT a rat that eats pies. Pirates do NOT have special powers beyond normal humans. Pirates do NOT know how to breakdance. Pirates do NOT have a curse Pirates vs Ninjas Ruthless and brutal / Lack any personality Wear eye patches / Wear headbands Fight with swords / Fight skillfully with any object Represented by a skull and bones / Can remove a spleen in one swift motion Obnoxious and stink horribly / Live in your house secretly for days Have large shadows from being fat / Can remove their shadow if needed Launch cannonballs / Hurl shurikens Ride in big wooden boats / Go anywhere they want instantly Put daggers in their teeth / Catch bullets in their teeth Say "Arrrrrrrrrrgghh" / Kill themselves if they make a noise Lim

I Didnt Want To Come Back
This weekend I was suppose to have gone to Dallas to party at Meltdown, but I just had this feeling that I wanted to go but at the same time I had so many obstacles in front of me that maybe I wasn't suppose to have gone. Sort of an Intuition thing. So I grabbed my little sister and we drove down to Corpus Christi, North Padre Island, and Port Aransas. It was so beautiful. I got a wonderful golden brown tan while I was hunting for seashells to bring back to my mom. So I look like a just right baked cookie about now with a sunny glow.. hehe. It was so much fun. We stayed right on Shoreline drive in Corpus and had a beautiful beach view. We went to the aquarium and the USS Lexington, which I can attest to is haunted. We also spent a lot of time on the National Beach at Padre Island. Then we had dinner/breakfast/lunch at Blackbeard's. It was really nice. The next day we went to Mustang Island and Port Aransas. It is so beautiful there and I am planning a trip back in the near future.

Facts About Sex
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities

Sorry
i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl" i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day. i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you. i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on. i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough. i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen. i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough. i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference. i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

Comfort
Cool breeze on my face as I think of you it comforts me. Long nights I wait to hear your voice it comforts me. I rememeber. Believe me when I tell you I remember It comforts me too. Seeing your face is not like touching in my mind I feel you. Seeing your words is not like hearing in my mind I feel you. Only your presence can assuage in my mind I feel you. How long has it been I think to myself it seems so long. How long can a person wait for love it seems so long. And I wait here for your loving arms I continue waiting it seems so long.

The Swine
I see that face so shining clear The wind is blowing on this clear Night that makes me wonder in silence Have I been the man I thought I was? That I claimed to be? I see that body stretched out and tempting So perfect in its simplicity. And I know I will long to have it. Have it for eternity. And once again I see that spirit That calls me like a swine. I'll never know what makes me move What makes me fall Time after time. Careful young child Although in your mind You see the world through colored eyes. You know you can't erase those times That your love wasn't truly genuine. All a game I think to myself. A game to help me pass the time. But I can't ignore those feelings again And refute the meaning of those words That were mine.

The Law Of Motion
A crutch you say? As you shit on me.. Shit on my ideas. You claim to know? To know anything... You claim to know Understand my soul? If you were sage I would laugh Yet all I do is cry. And pity you and your shallow Thoughts. I pity you and your suit and your tie I pity you and your tiny cock already covered with all the filth of life. And once again here you are. Ready to shit on her like the last. While a true man holds on to the past. Eating himself like Ron Jeremy It can be done. Who has not seen it. Well those moments are fleeting We all know this by now. Once it is sucked it is Dry. To never be truly saturated again. It's nothing more than we deserve. It's nothing more than reaction. It's nothing.

Old Poem
I question myself, why do I live I have nothing to offer I have nothing to give Nobody cares whether I live or I die And nobody comforts me when I begin to cry I have no true value and nothing of worth My life has been cursed since the day of my birth So I sit in remorse and throw curses at my name I thought it would be different but everyday is the same So one last question before grabbing this knife Should I end all my suffering and take my own life?

History Of Samhain
History of Samhain Samhain's History Samhain (pronounced Sow-en), dates back to the ancient Celts who lived 2,000 years ago. Contrary to what some believe, is not a celebration of a Celtic god of the dead. Instead, it is a Celtic word meaning "summer's end." The Celts, like many other cultures, saw the dark of the day or year as the beginning and not the end of the seasonal cycle. Thus their days began at sunset, not sun rise and the wheel of the year begins at summers end; Samhain. The Celts were a pastoral people as opposed to an agricultural people. The end of summer was significant to them because it meant the time of year when the structure of their lives changed radically. The cattle were brought down from the summer pastures in the hills and the people were gathered into the houses for the long winter nights of story-telling and handicrafts. Celts believed that on the night before the new year, the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurre

Plz Help If Ya Have A Moment
I AM IN A CONTEST FOR A TICKER, IT IS FOR A WEEK, IT HAS ALREADY STARTED, HERE IS THE LINK IF U COULD STOP BY AND SHOW ME SOME LUV @fubar (repost of original by 'BIG MOMMA~ C@NDL3 TR@IN PROMOTER' on '2007-10-29 15:15:26') (repost of original by 'Fallen Angel ~ Demon Crew Co-Founder~ Member of the Stiletto Girls~' on '2007-10-29 15:23:36')

Intellectual Question
Intellectual Question Here's a riddle for the true intellectuals amongst you. Try to come up with the answer on your own. The answer is in my online status for those who are unable to think this one through. At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth: One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?

Am I The Next To Be "discovered?"
Apparently last week I applied to enter a pop culture contest in Florida. I don't remember any of it. I was probably high and thought I was entering a pot culture contest or something. I don't know. Anyway, they called me up today for an interview. It caught me a little off guard. Here's how it went: Rick: Hi, this is Rick from fashionrock dot com. Is this "Dirtyelo?" ME: No. This is Dirty. Rick: How old are you, "Dity?" ME: Uhh.. I'm young enough to dream about being a pop star but old enough to call you an asshole over the phone. Rick: Please hold while I transfer you to a fashion rock representative that will begin your interview. (while I'm on hold, they play Backstreet Boys) Leslie: Hello. My name is Leslie. ME: That was the worst hold music I've ever heard. Leslie: ...I am Leslie and I will be interviewing you today. Which category of the fashion rock contest are you interested in applying for? ME: What are my options? Leslie: We have contests fo

Confusion In My Head
Somewhere there is peace. Somewhere there is quiet. Somewhere there is violence. Somewhere there's a riot. Each of these places exist inside of me. From one day to the next I don't know which place I'll be. Sometimes my world moves fast. Sometimes my world moves slow. Sometimes my world will not stop. Sometimes it just won't go. My mind chooses the path and my emotions follow along. It seems like most of the time I don't know where I belong. Some days I am really happy. Some days I am really sad. Some days I am overwhelmed. Some days I get so mad. One day I know the good will overcome the bad. One day I know the happiness will overcome the sad. My mind is always roaming seeking the light in the dark. I hope one day that I will find a place of peace for my heart. When that day finally comes I will be happy to sit and chill. But until that day comes I can only continue to feel ill. The walls may fall around me. I may get lost out in space.

The Illuminati, Skull And Bones
[QUOTE]Kevin wrote: The Illuminati, Skull and Bones, Nazi party, Vatican, Jesuits, Black Pope, Bush family, 9/11, are all connected to the New World Order. Skull and Bones is a springboard for young men to be brought in, trained, conditioned, endowed with the doctrines of the occult and the Illuminati. The Freemasons, Skulls and Bones, Counsel on foreign relation, and its most powerful members belonging to the Builderberg Group, an elite 180 member group called the Trilateral Commission. The inter connections between these groups has always been kept a secret. They are purposely meant to be confusing to most people, to hide those who are behind the evil anarchy that controls the United States and Great Britain. The Illuminati is a evil spider web of secret societies who consider themselves to be the enlightened ones, who have gained great wealth and positions of power through their control of the Worlds Banking systems. At least a dozen Bones men have been linked to the Federal Res

Apricot Fold-overs
Makes 50 cookies 1 1/4 cups flour 6 Tablespoons sugar pinch of salt 4 ounces cream cheese 1/2 cup margarine 1 Tablespoon sour cream 1/4 cup orange juice 6 Tablespoons sugar 1 cup dried apricots, chopped 1 cup confectioners sugar 1 Tablespoon water Dough: Filling: Glaze: Dough: in large bowl mix flour, sugar and salt. Cut in cream cheese and margarine until mixture resembles cornmeal. With fork, stir in sour cream until pastry just holds together. Form into ball. Wrap and chill 1 hour. Preheat 325 degree oven. Grease 2 large sheets. Divide dough in 1/2. On floured surface roll half dough into 10 inch square. Cut into 2 inch squares. Place 1/2 teaspoon filling diagonally on each square. Pull opposite corners of dough up to center. Moisten under top corners and press firmly to seal. Bake 12 - 15 minutes until light brown. Cool. Glaze. Filling: Mix in sauce pan juice, sugar and apricots. heat to boil. Simmer, covered 10 minutes. Remove cover and simmer 10

The Wall
what ever you do, what ever you say, when ever you write "i love you" on a wall... it's still on a wall... when sometimes, you know you meet the ONE, when you think that all would be beautiful, without this wall... when you refuse to realise, when you try to repaint all the bricks, when you dream about a window, opening to a better something... and you see this wall you put you ear on this wall, you listen, you feel.. that someone is just doing the same, there, on the other side of that wall you look for hammer, you look for TNT, you look for what ever, you call for any help, you wait for a sign from both sides of the wall when you get so tired, when you get so hurted, when the sun is in your back, calling you for rest and peace, your feet go in the light, but you can't help keep an eye ON THE WALL

Health Type Stuff
So, as most of you know I've been battling a seriously severe headache for the better part of a month. It started with a pain at the base of my neck and spread to my forehead. Step 1 - Saw a GP, was told it was a sinus infection and given antibiotics Step 2 - Saw Neurologist, told it was a migraine and was given blood pressure meds and migraine meds. Still no relief. Step 3 - Went for MRI. Those are scary. Step 4 - MRI reveals abnormal mass at the base of my earbone next to my brain. Step 5 - Today I saw a specialist ENT who has determined that the "mass" is sitting on a nerve and that's what's causing the headaches. He gave me a cortisone shot IN THE FUCKING FOREHEAD. Let me tell you, that shit hurts. Gave me Imitrex, Ultracets, and Neurontin for pain and such, and decided the "mass" is one of 3 things. Either a -sever- infection, a cyst which will have to be drained, or a TUMOR. I get to go for a Cat scan next Friday. I'm sorta worried.

Stay
I LOVE THIS SONG. PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS AFTER YOU READ IT. IT MAKES ME THINK OF PAST RELATIONSHIPS THAT I HAVE HAD. DID I MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICES AND WALK AWAY OR DID I MAKE THE WRONG ONES AND STAY. STAY BY SUGARLAND I've been sitting here staring at the clock on the wall And I've been laying here praying, praying she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be crying And I'll be begging you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waiting With my Heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dying So what do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of being lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep telling me, baby There will come a time When you will leav

Spiders!
Spiders crawling in my mind Behind my eyes, in my brain Theyre eating me from the inside I think Im going insane Theyre drinking my blood And eating my skin It burns like a motherfucker The spiders are exploding within Goddamn what are they doing? I see them behind my eyes Spiders everywhere! What? Theyre not there? Lies!! What do you know? Theyre not biting and poisoning your soul Theyre crawling over every inch of me I have no control! Theyre crawling out my mouth and stomach Liquidation of my body parts I tingle and burn, turning into a husk I feel the slowing of my heart I see my body shrink into nothing They ate their feast All gone are the blood, guts and skin I couldnt control the beasts! Fucking spiders! They always want to consume As long as this controls me They will always be my doom

Looks Like I'm Alone For A Week Or Two.
So, my wife and her brother left for Idaho at around 1am this morning to go visit their dad and step-mom. I obviously didn't go, I have to keep my job, I guess hehe. So, this means I'm sitting around the house all week bored out of my mind, and probably playing WAY too much Guitar Hero 3. So this is where you guys come in. I actually want to hang out with some people, it'd be some good times indeed. If you feel up to coming over to hang out, play some GH3 on the 360 (I only have one controller for GH3, but if you have one, bring it, or if you have an Xplorer controller, that'd work too), then let's do it. I've also got GH2 on the PS2 (and three controllers lol). I also have ducks! Yes, ducks. They're seriously fun to chase. They're pretty people-phobic though, so good luck trying to pet one lol. But anyways... If you want to hang out over the next week (or maybe two, depending on how long they're staying in Idaho), let me know asap! I don't want to be going out of my

Wtf Is That!?
Ok so I have a dog with Diabetes. HE went blind over night and needs insulin every day, 2 times a day. he needs to eat a prescription food called Hills W/D. Well I buy it from my vet and it is a tad on the expensive side, about 50 bucks for a 30 lb bag. I dont care about the price, the hassle is the prescription part. So today I needed to buy a bag, the vet's shipment didnt come in. I called pet smart and the DUMMY on the phone told me just to come on in and show the Vet's prescription for the food and they would issue me a Pet smart card with the prescription on it. She said I could just show it to the cashier every time I wanted to buy it and without the card you cant buy it. So now the story begins. So I pack up my daughter and the wife and I go to Pet Smart. I go to the Vet side and show them the Prescription. They tell me that they will not honor it. WTF? what!!!??? They acted like I forged it. Why in the f00ken hell would I fake a damn script for dog food? Am I going to sm

Awesome Sex Facts......
> It lists some of the many benefits of semen, whether swallowing it or > having your vagina filled with it. It has all kinds of nutrients and > is a natural anti-depressant. You should get all the cum that you can get. > What's in Semen? > > Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a > small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is > composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid > is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace > minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients: > > Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol > Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), > creatine > Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium > Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline > Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins > Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen > Is Swallowing Cum Healthy?

How Old Were You The First Time You?
How Old Were You 1. When you first fell in love – 17 2. Got a myspace account - 37 3. Got drunk - - 16 4. Smoked weed - 15 5. Got french kissed - 17 6. Went to the hospital for surgery - 23 7. Got your heart broken badly - last year 8. Lost a pet -7 that I can remember 9. Got arrested - never 10. Smoked a Cigarette - 15 11. Broken a bone - 14 12. Went to a concert - 19 13. Got your own cell phone - 36 14. Got a speeding ticket - Never 15. Ran away -never 16. Snuck out of the house -never 17. Pierced other than your ears - None. 18. Got a tattoo - last year 19. Bought porn - Never 22. Totaled a car - I never did it, I was hit...at 28 23. Moved out of your parents house -18 25. How old are you now? - 39 26. Had a kid - 18 27. Lost your virginity - 17

Flames Of Passion
Flames Of Passion by P-Jizzle Kamai My Heart is on fire. In my madness, I roam the desert The flames of my passion devour the wind and the sky. My cries of longing, My wails of sorrow are tormenting my soul. You wait patiently, Looking into my intoxicated eyes You accept my passion with the serenity of Love, You are the Master of existence. One day, I shall be your Lover.

Famous Pumpkin Pie
Ingredients: * 3/4 cup granulated sugar * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger * 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves * 2 large eggs * 1 can (15 oz.) LIBBY'S® 100% Pure Pumpkin * 1 can (12 fl. oz.) NESTLÉ® CARNATION® Evaporated Milk * 1 unbaked 9-inch (4-cup volume) deep-dish pie shell * Whipped cream (optional)Directions: MIX sugar, cinnamon, salt, ginger and cloves in small bowl. Beat eggs in large bowl. Stir in pumpkin and sugar-spice mixture. Gradually stir in evaporated milk. POUR into pie shell. BAKE in preheated 425° F oven for 15 minutes. Reduce temperature to 350° F; bake for 40 to 50 minutes or until knife inserted near center comes out clean. Cool on wire rack for 2 hours. Serve immediately or refrigerate. Top with whipped cream before serving. NOTES: 1 3/4 teaspoons pumpkin spice may be substituted for the cinnamon, ginger and cloves; however, the taste will be slightly different. Do

Corn-bread Dressing
INGREDIENTS * CORN BREAD: * 3 cups cornmeal * 1 cup self-rising flour * 4 1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1 1/2 teaspoons salt * 1 1/4 cups chopped celery * 1/3 cup chopped onion * 1/2 teaspoon celery seed * 2 cups milk * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 egg * DRESSING: * 1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley * 1 tablespoon poultry seasoning * 3/4 teaspoon pepper * 3/4 cup egg substitute * 1 cup butter or margarine, melted, divided * 1 (10 pound) turkey number of stars READ REVIEWS (1) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. In a large bowl, combine the first seven ingredients. Combine milk, oil and egg; pour over cornmeal mixture and mix well. Pour into a greased 13-in. x 9-in. x 2-in. baking pan. Bake at 350 degrees F for 50 minu

Something For Ya..with A Side Note
monday i have to wait for a package and dont know when it expect it..so i may not be able to check in depending on when it shows..with that said...here is one of my personal favorites titled "Sun Cry" .... She can make the sun cry With a single tear from her eye She can make roses bloom Just by walking in the room Her smile is the sun in my sky Her laugh is my stars at night She is my solid ground She is what makes my world round Her voice is the sweetest song She's everything that is right when it all goes wrong If there is one thing that can not be denied It is the beauty of a woman who can make the sun cry

'remarks'
I wonder why it is that a woman's site will always get these sleezy remarks from guys who only think with their dicks. I see a pic of a woman and over 20 comments on that pic of a sexy picture yet if the pic is something like a tribute to the victims of 9-11 or honoring our troops always in harms way for our freedoms I see absolutly no comments. Sex in the brain idiots who can't think of anything other than themselves. Just shit on my mind is all. SilverEagle

Ecstasy’s Dance
My bed is cold and I am alone, I think of you and I begin to moan. Oh, how I want you so desperately To lie in my bed and to cover me. I feel your heat as it mixes with mine, This passion so strong and so undefined. I sense your manhood and pull you near, And whisper my needs, sweet in your ear. I feel you enter as my body begs Surrounding your waist with my soft, silky legs. Your name on my lips time and again, Holding you tightly and so deep within. My body and yours in such perfect tune, Moaning with pleasure, like wolves at the moon. Arching against you I call out your name, Passion with you is never the same. Our bodies together are melting like butter, As climaxes collide we both start to shudder. The night is still young and so full of romance, Will you join me again for ecstasy’s dance? WRITTEN BY: VICKI S. JOINER WRITTEN FRIDAY SEPT. 28, 2007

Blank Profiles Knock It Off
Ok I keep getting blank profiles requesting under me to join and there freshmeat, no pics, no profile made, no nothing, who ever is doing this shit needs to knock it off. I am getting sick and tired of the blank profiles and who is doing it will be blocked and not on my list anymore. So I suggest the games stop with the blank profiles and requests. Its very irritating and dumb. I appreciate the fu bucks but games need to stop. Is this stupid of me worrying?? Why are they doin that? Any ideas?

The Perceptionists - 'memorial Day' Lyrics
I got a question (x2) (Chourus) Where are the weapons of mass destruction? We been lookin for months and ain't found nothin Please Mr. President, tell us somethin We knew from the beginnin that ya ass was bluffin [Mr. Lif] How unfortunate, it wasn't what you thought it kid, in basic training They taught you how to slay men as a start-up kit and you showed up with a gun to load up Hopin' a college education's waitin', maybe a steady occupation Now you're weighing many lives against yours President orders, got you on course, with holocaust, Sargent is lost General's boss, plans cross, now you in the crosshair of a sniper's shaky scared, shot off your ear All fucked up now! one round just hit him in his from some young yet expendable citizen He's from the other side of the line, fightin' for time Time to see his kids walk, time to talk with his pop Time to have a rational thought without the fear of bein' shot (Damn) his gun jammed now you gotta bombard It's a sold

Agony Of Goodbye
Winds blow, bearing change unknown. Thoughts of paths unpaved encircle you. Its gentle breeze caresses your face through the screen. Lifting your head you see tree limbs swaying. Singing brown sparrow perched on an oak limb, looks inside your bedroom window. A numb stillness washes over you. Sitting next to her on the bed you wonder, how he could sing, not now! You anger, for moving on is a far off dream. Such betrayal to feel comfort, yet comfort entangles you in this solemn moment. Sunrises glow softly gives birth to a new day of life. You turn back to look at your love. Taking her still hand you lean over her. Lovingly you place a goodbye kiss on her forehead. The coroner takes her away. The bird’s song ceases, as you slowly walk away. Author: Me

The Cia And Ufo's
In January 1979, The New York Times reported that despite repeated, feverish denials, the CIA had indeed investigated the UFO phenomenon: "CIA Papers Detail UFO Surveillance" screamed the headline. The report is said to have so upset the then CIA director, Stansfield Turner, that he reportedly asked his staff: "Are we in UFOs?" The answer was yes - since the late 1940s, apparently. But exactly how, what, when, why and who remained layered in mystery, leaving grist for the conspiracy mill. But this year a raft of newly unclassified CIA documents revealed that the remote possibility of alien invasion elicited greater fear than the threat of a Soviet nuclear attack. More interesting still, the CIA documents show that despite decades of repeated public denials, behind the scenes there raged a series of inter-agency feuds that involved the highest levels of the US government. The subject of UFOs - and dabbling in psychological warfare techniques - not only focused the attention of the US go

Romantic Nov 4
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Sunday, November 4: Sometimes a great notion takes root in your brain. If you can't see the end goal yet, start with the first step. For example, you don't have to buy a house now; you and your sweetie can look at a property or two to get ideas. ------------------------- This is definitely a start after yesterday. Tomorrow I will be going to the GOV office to find out about sponsopership. Please keep me in your thoughts because this means the absolute world to me! It may not got through this time, but it is definitely a start!!

Ashleys Story
Ashley's Story *********** I hid out for the first six years, then I began speaking out, when your partner is "the law" it's a lot harder escaping the hell you call home. My goal for this year is to make awareness of Domestic Violence (DV) widely known, point those in need to the help available, & to eventually eradicate DV. Some things to consider: When is it okay to be hit & cursed at by your ________________? (Fill in the blank here> Spouse>Partner> Boy Friend> Friend?) When I : (A) Don't have the house cleaned. (B) Don't have dinner ready! (C) Don't have everything perfect! (D) I've done something he doesn't like. If any of you answered any of the letters, you got it wrong. The CORRECT ANSWER Is NEVER. IT is NEVER okay! DUCKS Have you ever felt like you lived in a box? Everything is okay as long as ALL your ducks were in a row-BUT if a duck was missing, or you weren't sure you did everything you were supposed to do before he got home? You're raci

Deleting Account!
TO ALL MY FRINEDS WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU ALL THE BEST AND ALL GOOD LUCK IN YOUR LIVES BUT THIS PAGE CAUSES NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS FOR ME AND I'M DELETING THIS ACCOUNT TODAY! SO I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST!

30 Stupid Questions
30 stupid Questions The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself. 1. Did you end your last relationship? Never had a real relationship. Sorry! 2. When is the last time you shaved your legs? Never. They are not hairy! 3. What were you doing this morning at 8am? getting out of bed 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? checking my bank 5. Are you any good at math? yes. 6. What were you doing last night? surfing the net 7. Do you have any famous ancestors? don't know, but I might 8. Have you ever burped in front of the opposite sex? unfortunately yes 9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace page? Nope, but working on it! 10. Where is your mom at? in my sister's kitchen 11. How many different beverages have you drank today? Juice and Coffee 12. What's one thing you wish to change about yourself? I need a weight change. No gastric bypass needed! 13. What do you wish for? to find a better job to get paid! 14.

I Have No Idea Of What I Entered.............. Lmao
IT WILL START AT 9PM EST ON NOV 6 AND END ON THE 20TH AT 9PM. RATE=2PTS. COMMENT=1PT. anyone willing to help me out with this. i will return the favor.... i don't know much about contests. only cause i never win them.... pmsl if you wanna help thats cool, if not then oh well..... later gaters............. let me know if you did help.. so i can get back at ya.... starts tomorrow................ here is the link................ remember.. starts at 9 a.m.......... .............................http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=154913&albumid=550486&i=1229167921

I Wrote This When I Was Mad..
What would you do to get this... Would you cut ur fucking wrist till u bleed n bleeed to death... Would you slit ur thoart till ur grasping for air... Would you tell the one u love you hate them.. Would you kill the one you love the most.. Would you go hide his or her cold hard dead body in the woods.. Would you drop everything u have ever once believed in and worship the one and only Satin... Would you start crying so much that ur tears turn into blood... Would u cut ur skin just for the fun the pain and blood... Would u comment sucicide tonite without no one knowin Till they wake up and find u dead on ur bed in ur own blood with a sucicide note... Have u ever stopped and just thought that lifes just a wasteless game.. So how bad u want it?

Voices Of Home
I HEAR THE VOICES OF HOME ON THE WIND, I HEAR THEM ON THE RAIN, THEY CALL UNTO ME SOMETIMES THEY YELL SOMETIMES THEY WHISPER, IT IS A GREAT CALL ON THE HEART, INSTINCT,YOU CAN FEEL IT,... THEY ARE THOSE CALMING VOICES AND THEY SAY,..."COME HOME." I AM HOME.

Love You Babe!
To know love Is what life is all about. To be in love Is to possess something that is beyond the reach of age or time. To give love Is to be rich in the joys that give color to each day. To share love With someone is to know the fullest meaning of what happiness can be.

I Wish You Enough
"I wish you enough!" written by Bob Perks (c) 2001 "I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish you enough "Hello's" to get you through the final "Goodbye."

Back To Work...
Phx was great...hiking went well...however the truck didn't do so well. Snapped a tie rod the first night...so i lost a day and a half nwaiting on the dealer to repair it. Then after the 90mph assault on flagstaff i noticed smoke from under the truck...she was spewing trans fluid from the transfer case output seal...so...the truck is in flagstaff and i have a 2008 rental... 8500 feet currently...nother 1000 foot to go and back to flagstaff i go to pick up the truck. Guess the put a transfer case in it...and since its fixed i get to pay for the rental until i can get back...what a bargin eh? DW

This Time This Place
This time, this place doesnt seem the same anymore, you know i love you, and i always will love you. We've all made mistakes, i wont give up on you. This time, this place, and if i never see you again i will always keep you close in my heart. My son i love you, even though you are far away in my heart you are close, and in this time and in this place the memories will always be here to remind me that in this time and in this place there was some good times. Even though the tears fell the day we took you away to stay with someone else. I will always remember the last hug the last i love you. i love you my son. This time this place will never be the same.

Kill Me Twice
kill me twice and love me swallow me through your hands lets loose ourselves in promises forgettable the storm is coming and i'm hungry i've made peace with this affair kindly cold and uncompromising we could make our escape on the next flock don't make me wait don't make me wait i could loose you forever if we don't go now we shatter on the moon in the end we live, free an wild kiss me, cool and slow we can be friends and pretend wake up and we die so kill me twice and love me once more

Just Wanted You To Know: I Love You
Just wanted you to know: I love you. Months have passed since we became close friends. Every day I find I'm thinking of you, Though no word from you that message sends. And yet we share all other thoughts and feelings: I cannot wait to tell you of my day, And you give me the gist of all your dealings, Which makes me hope we walk in the same way. Telling you this is opening a door That never can be closed again, and yet I must, because I ache for something more, Something that I must risk all to get. Some night, perhaps, we'll go hang out somewhere; I will reach for you, and you'll be there.

Last Night.
went out and got REAL drunk. love tequila. love PBR. stupid though. woke up at 10 and felt like death. im fucking tired man. got home at like 4 or some shit. annoyed the fuck outta supervillian (sorry). annoyed the fuck outta hoochie (sorry). annoyed the fuck outta myself. (not sorry) i got this email from my boss that bascially said 'sorry. we dont need you for doing anything right now but being our bitch when and only when we need you.' so i may have to get another job. i HATE getting jobs. i HATE it. i hate putting time in some place and picking up shifts and whatever to help out and make it known im here and wanna work, jsut to be cut out. i dont understand why people suck so god damn bad. greed and shadyness. and this is in a company where theres fucking 5 of us. and thats fucking sad. its fucking irritating. its fucking annoying. and its fucking stressful. i hate work. jesus im in a ripe mood today.

Justiceforall...rip Ashleigh
My young cousin passed recently, i am still shocked,saddened, in awe. They found the dealer,this is the news story. RIP ASHLEIGH ROBERTS>>>1991-2007....i love you Investigators plan to charge major heroin dealer with murder 11:15 PM CST on Tuesday, November 6, 2007 Watch News 4 coverage (KMOV) - In Franklin County investigators plan to charge a major drug dealer with murder. KMOV Michael Ellison Police say they have arrested a drug dealer that was distributing a form of heroin 50 times more dangerous, and many of the addicts did not even realize it. In the past 18 months in Pacific, Missouri there have been 50 overdoses and four deaths. The most recent death was a 16-year-old girl that died of an overdose. Police say the drug dealer is Michael Ellison. Ellison was arrested this week, and will be charged for murder. His bond is set at $150,000. Print this story Email this story Discuss it Add RSS Feeds Advertisement Interactive Soun

Yet Another Plea
Hey, would you help me win my first contest by rating and bombing my pic? Also, would you copy this and post it into a bulletin and blog to help me out as well....It would be greatly appreciated....Thanks!

Lost And Confused
Have you ever had feelings for someone and didn't know what to do about them?????? Well I do but not sure what to do about them...At one point ZI had a crush and when he stopped talking to me I kind of went off of the wall. Not realizing that it could have been another reason. I have a bad habit of jumping to conclusions before asking any questions and that is one of my biggest flaws. Now I don't know what to do because I was trying to forget him and then contact was made and everything came flooding back...But yet again he won't talk to me and I don't know if it is something i did or say to him. I just wish I didn't feel so lost and confused without him.I miss our talks and everything and I don't want to lose him as a friend because he's been true and real with me. I guess I should have been more open with him and put my trust in him.But I have lost my trust in men and now i don't know if I can ever trust a man again. I do have feelings for him but maybe I should ju

The Jena 6
Ok, is anyone tired of hearing about this ridiculous Jena 6 bullshit. Just a few minutes ago I was watching a news show with some guy whining about how racism still exists. Well of course it does. Only thing is, apparently to the residents of Jena and the bandwagoners across the country, it's considered racist to hang a noose in a tree, but it's not considered racist for a 6 on 1 pile-on of blacks on a white kid that had nothing to do with the hanging of the noose. Oh, but it's racist to charge these animals with attempted murder, and in all honesty 6 people beating on one could result in death, it happens everyday in 1 on 1 beatings I'm sure. I'm just so sick and tired of the double standard that society has become way too accepting of.

Crying
I sit and cry all by myself. I cry all alone were I can not be seen. I keep up my walls, So they can't get to me. I have been hurt so much, I wear a facade. I pretend none of it has happened to me. It is better to walk in the world this way. People think I am distance, Unresponsive and caring. I am a 180 degrees the opposit. I have given so much, There is nothing left. I am worn out. From the abuse that I have taken. I sit by myself, I cry all alone. This is the only way no one knows. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Funny
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50. Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50. Hand Job: - $10.00. Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!

Movie Qoutes. Period.
100 GREAT MOVIE LINES WE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT Selected by Premiere Magazine (in their August 2000 issue) Hint: Move your mouse pointer over the yellow star HERE is the film title! next to each quote to identify the source of the film quote (some of the stars are linked to the film's identification and a detailed description of the film). The Godfather "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." Sunset Boulevard "I am big. It's the pictures that got small." AND "We didn't need dialogue. We had faces." AND "All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup." Jaws "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Sweet Smell of Success "I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic." The Graduate "I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'" E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial "E.T. phone home." Gone With The Wind "Fiddle-dee-dee." A Star is Born "Hello, everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine." The Godfather, Part II "Michael...we're bigg

I Will Take My Beating Like An Adult.
Going to Horrorfest with Chris and I know i'm leaving the theater black and blue. The slightest scary thing could happen and she jumps and lands on my lap or winds up burying herself in my arm or just flat out assaults me. lol. This is gonna be fun, because today... I hit back. :D

Poeom I Wrote
The angel's in heaven are lucky today. since the good lord has taken the pain all away. now you can join them and spread your wings wide. your free up in heaven. shed not a tear and grieve not a day, for the angels have taken the pain away. We last saw your smile so bright and so grand while waiting for jesus to give you his hand. your body was weak but your spirit was strong the angels were with you to help you along. now your in heaven so happy and free. oh what a sight we would all love to see. you'll always be with us in spirit and mind. you were loving and gentle and so very kind. your life has been full and very complete. you had 5 lovely children, your one greatest treat we'll cherish the moments forever we had, you made us so happy when things made us sad. we always will love you, it's never goodbye only so long till we meet by and by. on the wings of an angel your spirit will soar youll always be missed till we meet again but never forgotten not now not then.

Fuckin Kids
So as many of you know, or read first hand in my blogs, either here or on Myspace, I can be a bit of an asshole. I like to "poke the bear" at times as the phrase goes. So yesterday in a classic case of Kyz being Kyz, yes I can play off of manny ramierez its all good, I left a comment on a friends page of it being cuddle your teddy thursday and of course volunteered to be her teddy bear... and well in checking back today to leave a comment or two I saw someone decide to leave this on her page November 8, 2007 @ 8:41 am lol isn't that sweet? He's volunteering to be your teddy bear? Guess that means I really get to be the avenging angel now huh? *EVIL grin* Now i'm not giving out any handles here but if someone is smart and reads closely they may be able to figure out who said that about me and perhaps go show some "love" on my behalf. So I guess I'm back to being cyber threatened by some jackass who feels the need to drop hints about it on other people's pages.. wow guess mont

Life
WHERE EVER YOU GO , WHERE EVER YOU ARE , NO MATTER HOW FAR, YOU ARE IN MY HEART, YOU ARE IN MY MIND, ILL TAKE YOU WITH ME, THROUGH THE DEPTHS OF TIME, ILL WALK YOU THREW THE GOOD TIMES AND BAD YOU CAN LEAN ON ME WHEN YOU ARE SAD ILL OPEN MY DOOR WHENEVER YOUR COLD GIVE YOU A HUG SO YOU KNOW YOU ARE LOVED BE THERE FOR YOU WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS COMFORT YOU WHEN YOU HAVE WENT THREW HELL SHOW YOU THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN LIFE THAN THE ASSHOLES THAT BROKE YOUR HEART SO JUST KNOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE ME WHEN YOU ARE AT THE END OF THAT BROKEN ROAD CAUSE I AM YOUR FRIEND.. THIS IS FOR MY GIRL, CRYSTAL.. ILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU .. LOVE YOU GIRL

Men Will Appreciate
But... I was once told..."If you don't do it; someone else will..At least try it once...and he will appreciate you for it" This applies to EVERYTHING not just SEX !!! 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it

The Tablecloth
The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc., and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else t

Precious Moments
The birth of a child, that perfect wedding day. The first love of your life and your first kiss. These are just a few of those precious moments. Getting those divorce papers from the one you use to adore. The photo's of loved ones from the past and present. The loss of your virginity that you held for so long. These are just a few of those precious moments. Sidelining as a cheerleader or out on the field. Wiping those tears when your child falls down. Going to the dance and doing your thing. Moving from home for the very first time. Knowing that you learned what your parents did share. These are just a few of those precious moments. Giving of yourself because you really do care. Last but not least something you should know, those few precious moments happen everyday that you grow.

Why Me???
as i sit here and watch everything you do no trust i have in you, i know of these others i can't take any more of this it kills me damn i let it happen again, secret sites and emails to afraid to let me see or let them know your part of my life, it's okay it will all fall one day something will happen, it always does then your world will crumble to the ground baby boy cause on that one faithfull day i will be gone so go ahead keep your emails, secret sites, ok if you really don't love me then let me know don't keep me around just to hurt and lie to me you say things i don't believe it seems everyday some new lie some new tale something to hurt me so if love isn't supposed to hurt then why me? Robin Kay Ortega Copyright ©2007 Robin Ortega

Should I?
Why is it the first thing I do in the morning is check my computer? I look for emails, shouts, and messages (yahoo or msn) all the time. I do this every morning, afternoon or night that I wake up, and see what I have missed. I don't know why I look, cause I know there is nothing any different about today, than any other day. Life is just soooo wonderful... right? (lmao)

"buddy"
[Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys talking] "Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!" "Eheh Buddy, don't even tell me about it Buddy!" "Buddy I know." "Buddy, M&M's?" "Chocolate me, Buddy!... Tasty Buddy!" "Buddy definitely" "Hey get in on this drink Buddy!" "Buddy, don't mind if I do" "It's a bloody, Buddy" "Buddy, it's killer!" "BUDDY!" "Sorry Buddy" "Save me some Buddy!" "Buddy I said I was sorry!" "That's ok Buddy" [Two more guys enter] "Hey Dude!" "Hey Buddy!" "Dudes, you know this dude?" "What's up Dude?" "Hey Buddy" "Buddy, sit down" "Have some bloody Buddy" "Dude" "Dudes, here's a sixer, Budweiser time" "Yeah, Bud Buddy" "Yeah Dude" "Cold ones Dude" "Buddy, killer!" [Drinking] "I'm buzzing Buddy!" "Dude, I know!" [Female walking by] "Oh Dude, check it, she's killer!" "I want some of that Buddy" "Oh Buddy, save some for me" "Dude, that's my ex-girlfrie

"i'm So Wasted"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good party, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, it's great man." [Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, killer man." [Joe:] "Hey, my pleasure." [M2:] "I've never been higher." [Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out." [M2:] "Acid's great man." [Joe:] "It's the best." [M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high." [Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now." [M2:] "This is the best acid, man." [Joe:] "What are you seein, man?" [M2:] "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man." [Joe:] "Whoa" [M2:] "It's got a vein in it." [Joe:] "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?" [M2:] "And it's bleeding on me, man." [Joe:] "It's bleeding on ya? Well watch out!" [M2:] "Look at my hand, man." [Joe:] "Yeah?" [M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving." [Joe:] "It's not?" [M2:] "It's still there, but it

"medium Pace"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'Cause I'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace. Play with my balls and tell me how big they are. Honey rub your beaver up and down my face. Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off. You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass. Push it in and out at a medium pace. Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was. Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face. Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs. Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people you work with. Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass. Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off. Strap on a dildo and make me give you head. Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace. I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load. Y

Bad Smells
A handsome young man and a beautiful girl met and it was love at first sight. They immediately got married and went on their honeymoon. On their wedding night, the bride went into the bathroom to freshen up. Unfortunately, she had a case of bad breath so severe she had to take a powerful drug to control it. She was about to take the drug when she decided it would be best to let her husband in on her secret since they would be spending the rest of their lives together. So she returned to bed without taking the drug. Her husband then went into the bathroom to freshen up. He also had a problem with foot odor so offensive it required a special preparation to keep it under control. He was about to apply the preparation when he decided it would be better to let his wife know about his problem because she would find out about it sooner or later anyway. He skipped applying the preparation, returned to bed, grabbed his wife and gave her a big kiss. She said, "Honey, there's so

Tunguska Crater Amy Have Been Found
From article in National Geographic Almost a century after a mysterious explosion in Russia flattened a huge swath of Siberian forest, scientists have found what they believe is a crater made by the cosmic object that made the blast. The crater was discovered under a lake near the Podkamennaya Tunguska River in western Siberia, where the cataclysm, known as the Tunguska event, took place. On June 30, 1908, a ball of fire exploded about 6 miles (10 kilometers) above the ground in the sparsely populated region, scientists say. The blast released 15 megatons of energy—about a thousand times that of the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima—and flattened 770 square miles (2,000 square kilometers) of forest. Since then many teams of scientists have combed the site, but none was able to find any fragments of an object, like a rocky asteroid or a comet, that might have caused the event. In their new study, a team of Italian scientists used acoustic imagery to investigate the bottom of

Ron White Joke
i have a dig named sluggo as sluggo gets older he gets meaner so one day i took him to the vet and asked him what can we do about it he said cut his balls "cut his balls off" i said ok so i figured when the day came to take sluggo in i walk him since the vet is only 2 blocks away from me so i put on 3 flannel shirts 2 pairs of pants steel boots n gloves n got a chain for sluggo soon as i get a block into the walk sluggo attacks a man i run over to the man to see if he is ok and the man ask whats wrong with my dog i tell him he has a horominal imbalance and they are going to chops his balls off he said said chop his balls off more like have his teeth pulled i could tell from 50 yards away he didn't want to fuck me- ron white

Time Gets Better With Age
I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sings "Silent Night". Age 5 I've learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either. Age 7 I've learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back. Age 9 I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again. Age 12 I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. Age 14 I've learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 15 I've learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice. Age 24 I've learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures. Age 26 I've learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there. Age 29 I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. A

I Want You Here
want you here so bad Everyone knows it I want to be able to cry on your sholder No matter what has happened I want to hear your voice say,"I'm here and everything will be alright" Even though you are not sure everything is ok I want o feel you thumb run across my cheek Making it feel like you swept away my fears I want your love to dry up my tears even if im crying cause I love you so much I wan you to live forever To never leave me I want you to never let go Protecting me like no other I want you here so bad And everyone knows it.

Quitting The Buck
I quit Starbucks this weekend. I got written up for calling in sick without getting my shift covered. It's company policy that you have to get your shift covered or you get written up, but our store manager is super lenient with us, for the most part, and is understanding of me, especially, since I am sick. (It's nothing major, maybe some day I'll explain it) Anyway, I had been throwing up all morning. I called in, and my asm answered. I told her what was going on, she told me they were super busy and needed me. I told her I was sorry, but I couldn't even get into the car to drive there, not to mention I would have been no help once I got there. She told me she had no choice but to write me up. The write said that I "didn't exhibit respect and courtesy to my fellow partners, causing them udue strress and hardship." Because I did it on purpoe, right? Not to mention that I know for a fact, there are two other people in the store who have done this same things, and

Sex Poem
Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun or gettin paid Everyone likes just getting laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!! Roses are nice Violets are fine. I'll be the six If you be the nine.

I Love You To The End
I love you now and till the very end I’m praying dear lord we are more than friends Your friends tease me more than ever I wish I were born never Wishing I could taste you kiss just once Or send me one little hunch You don’t care, I’d rather be aware Than to be a pone in your games Looking at your picture you say I love you I think aww that’s so kewl Next day your saying that so someone that’s not me All I do is stare and cry Thinking of all that’s died and dry Not friends nothing at all Without you I sit My life is like an empty hall You were all I had Now I have nothing at all Friends see me as mad I know all I am is and empty body no soul You took it with you when you left And I’m paying the toll11111 by Troy Allen Walker November 14-2005

What Is Love
What is love? Love is when you can't be away from someone. It is when you need to be near this person. You have to hear their voice, feel their presence, watch their eyes light up when they laugh. Love is when you can't be too close to this person. When you hold hands, you realize you could have an arm around each other. When you have your arm around them, you realize you could be hugging. When you're hugging this person, you realize that you could be kissing. You want to be one body. Not just to be this wonderful person, but to be with this wonderful person. You can't get enough of hearing this person talk, whether it is intelligent or ignorant. P.S PLEASE LEAVE COMMENT THANK YOU

Ground And Center
Ground and Center before all Magical Work to avoid depleting personal energy levels. Begin by being still, gathering within and releasing through the feet (and palms if need be) into the ground all static, chaotic, internal energies. Now feel the inner calmness, centered around the heart, and draw up through the feet strong Earth energy (through the floor if indoors), feeling the power and energy rising up and intertwining with your own energies up through the legs, body, arms, neck, and head, out the top, circled around, and up again until all portions of the body are in balance. Once this power is felt and is in balance, then Circle Casting, Ritual, Divination, and Spell Work may begin. Grounding after all Magical Work to avoid overload of personal energy levels: touch the Earth/floor with palms of the hands after magical work and feel the excess energy drain out, leaving a balance of personal energy, augmented only by that amount of Earth necessary for healthy functioning of

Whats The Big Idea?
Was die große Idee warum denken Burschen, dass sie das Recht haben, zu besprechen, den weibliche Freunde von ihren und datiert haben, wie dort Freunde sie behandelt haben, wenn sie nie sogar sie getroffen haben? es scheint falsch zu mir. nicht nur dass aber seines dummes, weil sie absolut keinen Boden für es haben, Sie fickt! Ich WERDE SIE FICKEN. SIE SOLLTEN FISTED WERDEN

To Help A Dream
would any females be willing too make a pic with your face showing and your boobs with nipples showing and 13 above each nipple it is for my personal art project if you want too know what it is read my profile but noone else will see your pic please help with my art project i have been working on it from the age of 16 i am thankful for any that do help with my project thank you for at least reading and thank you for if you do send me pics too help this juggalo's art project and noone but me will see the pics please repost

Women And Farts
Attention women: until your farts start smelling like cinnamon buns, quit bitching. I'm tired of women bitching when guys fart. Farting around a woman is like listening to a radio permanently stuck on the wailing bitch station: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FARTED." Yeah it's real hard to believe that guys have the ability to let out air from their colons, call Ripley. Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then they act like they fart sunshine and kittens from their assholes when they rip one. Women farts smell like old men. Not only is the elusive potpourri poop-chute a myth, a woman's fart is embarrassing whereas a guy's fart is something to behold, like a fine wine you swish in your mouth and spit out to savor the flavors. A real fart is beefy, has a density greater than or equal to the air surrounding it, consists of the unmistakable scent of broccoli, and usually requires wiping afterwards. When a woman farts, it can best be described as "efficient."

By Popular Demand
As I been over whelmed by the response of making License's , and Trading Cards many of you have asked " well what about an NSFW Card " ? So, by popular demand I started to make them. Please note and be advised that these cards are not viewable by no means when i post them in my NSFW Cards Folder , so plzz do not request to see them by no means. And the reason i say this , it is to respect ppl's privacy on your part and especially theirs and mine. If you would like any of my cards made for you , plzz contact me via Fubar mail. I would also like to thank all the beautiful and great ppl I have met on here , and also thank everyone who has rated my pics and showed all the luv...So for all you beautiful ladies , lots of hugs and kisses , and guys...well..high fives huh , ^5's....lol

Lee Roy Mercer Makes Christmas Stockings Whoop-ass!
Ah, Stocking Stuffers... Here it is again, just a few more days until the biggest shopping day of the year and everybody is searching for Christmas Stocking Stuffer ideas. So what are the most popular types of stocking stuffers people are looking for? "FREE" and "CHEAP" top the list. In an attempt to make your Xmas stocking shopping simpler, I have created a list of LEE ROY MERCER - Easy Christmas Stocking Stuffers. And for that absolutely impossible to please person on your Christmas list. Let 'em choose their own gift by giving 'em a LEE ROY MERCER - Electronic WHOOP-ASS (Gift) Certificate for merchandise. Conveniently, it's all done via email. Click here for more details. Please Note: I was originally going to divide the list into adults and kids, but then I realized for us guys the kids list is still applicable. (Oh, I hope I get some NASCAR series Action figures this Christmas!) 1. LEE ROY MERCER - GONE RACIN' - NASCAR Driver Prank Call CD 2. LEE ROY MERCER - Hot Sauce - 100% W