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Ocean From 3lw Love This Song
"Ocean" He who stands by me Through the stormy weather Through good times and bad Always there for me Takes me to the water And quenches my thirst My sweet inspiration I wanna say [1] - Your love is an ocean Wide as the skies A comfort to me Time after time Your precious love Fills up my cup Touches my soul He who knows me better Than no man on earth Guides me to the mountain Witness my rebirth Makes me feel so worthy To belong to him I treasure my commitment And it's because of... [Repeat 1] When I think of your love A ray of hope shines through And shatters the darkness I felt Erase all the doubt And the fears that chains And guides me to your Heavenly place Ooh I know you'll always be there Through thick and thin I know I can depend on you Through thick and thin You comfort me with loving arms Through thick and thin He's mine Mine Ooh [Repeat 1] Sing it again, sing it again Repeat 1 while: You're a comfort, to me I prais

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Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This person is using celestial colors to paint your image. Someone is making you into a vision so beautiful that it can only live in the mind. Someone is thinking of the way your breath escapes your lips when you are touched. How your eyes close and your jaw tightens with concentration as you give pleasure a home. These thoughts are saving a life somewhere right now. In some airless apartment on a dark, urine stained, whore lined street, someone is calling out to you silently and you are answering without even being there. So crystalline. So pure. Such life saving power when you smile. You will never know how you have cauterized my wounds. So sad that we will never touch. How it hurts me to know that I will never be able to give you everything I have

An Angel
An angel you say, On this I can agree. Someone like you, Had to come from heaven for me to see. Your beauty far beyond, Anything I could dream. Showing me you,God has smiled on me, So it would seem. Though you are far, Your beauty comes to my land. I stare across the ocean, Wanting to offer you my hand. Though my words,angel, I try to make to see. Exactly how beautiful, You really are to me.

I Believe This...what Goes Around Will Come Back!!!
One day a man saw a old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. I t was that chill which only fear can put in you. He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson." Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt. As he was tighte

This Is Beautiful
Why do I want you so much? It will be because of your sweetness. It will be because of your simpleness or your humility. It will be because of the sincerity in your eyes. How can be that you are so beautiful and so intelligent? It will be because you really exist or are you only a mirage of my ideal woman. I like it when people enter so timid and pretty at the same time, but when we are alone I will show you all that you are. I feel happy when I write these lines and to feel your breathe, to feel your heartbeat, to feel your heat. Without doubt you are the most beautiful, there is no one who compares to you. Nobody manages to make me feel these things and the good that you make me feel when I am with you. Why can I not give up the thought of you? I lie down and get up and I think of you. You are in my dreams all the day you are in my thoughts. You are the reason for my existance ****************Esteban Isaac***********************

Riddles
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. =============================================== Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. ============================================= Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. ============================================ Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. ============================================= Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball ================================================ Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! ============================================= Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Support Our Troops Contest
Okay it is Contest Time Again. I am hosting a Contest Giving away not 1 not 2 but 3 7 day blasts. Lets Show our Support for Our Troops,. The men and women out there putting themselves in harms way in order to protect the FREEDOMS that we have. These Soldiers can NEVER EVER BE thanked Enough. They are willing to not only go out there and fight for their own families but they go out and fight for Everyone, The even fight for people that hate them. They are willing to put everything into protecting our country and ask for nothing in return. So here is the Contest. I want your best picture showing support for our troops. It can be something you created or a picture you took or one that you have found that you feel shows great support for our Soldiers. I will need the picture to be in your gallery so I can rip it from you. If you aren’t sure how to send me a link to the picture in your gallery, put it in a folder titled

Moving Rocks
A little boy was spending his Saturday morning playing in his sandbox. He had with him his box of cars and trucks, his plastic pail, and a shiny, red plastic shovel. In the process of creating roads and tunnels in the soft sand, he discovered a large rock in the middle of the sandbox. The boy dug around the rock, managing to dislodge it from the dirt. With a little bit of struggle, he pushed and nudged the rock across the sandbox by using his feet. (He was a very small boy, and the rock was very large.) When the boy got the rock to the edge of the sandbox however, he found that he couldn't roll it up and over the little wall. Determined, the little boy shoved, pushed, and pried, but every time he thought he had made some progress, the rock tipped and then fell back into the sandbox. The little boy grunted, struggled, pushed, & shoved; but his only reward was to have the rock roll back, smashing his chubby fingers. Finally he burst into tears of frustration. All this time th

Oohhh Replay
"Sorry, Blame It On Me" Akon As life goes on I’m starting to learn more and more about responsibility I realize everything I do is affecting the people around me So I want to take this time out and apologize for things I have done And things that have not occurred yet And the things they don’t want to take responsibility for I’m sorry for the times I left you home I was on the road and you were alone I’m sorry for the times that I had to go I’m sorry for the fact that I did not know That you were sitting home just wishing we Could go back to when it was just you and me I’m sorry for the times I would neglect I’m sorry for the times I disrespect I’m sorry for the wrong things that I’ve done I’m sorry I’m not always there for my son I’m sorry for the fact that I am not aware That you can’t sleep at night when I am not there Because I am in the streets like everyday Sorry for the things that I did not say Like how you are the best thing in my world And how I

An Ems Dad
An EMS Dad is in a class of his own, Like the king of a mountain or a king on his throne. His heart and spirit make him larger than life, And his smile is like diamonds without any strife. He has been there for me from that very first day, Always there to guide me on my way. Though constantly aware of the dangers I face, He never says a word, not even a trace. I feel his prayers protecting me, His pride for me is plain to see. His love and support he has shown along the way, Is the reason I am in EMS today! Not mentioned enough, my love for you straight from my heart, And may God bless you when we are apart.

Daily Dose Of Zen
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 6. No one is listening until you fart. 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 12. Give a ma

Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show- Jungle To The Zoo
(Shel Silverstein) The tiger, he looked out of his cage and smiled He said come here boy, I want to talk to you a while He said I once was running wild and free just the same as you But it's one step from the jungle to the zoo Its one step from the jungle to the zoo You better watch out or they're gonna get you too They'll clip your claws, cut your hair, make a pussy cat out of you Its one step from the jungle to the zoo He said son when you go running through the grass You bet look out for all the hidden traps They'll feed you sweets and goodies 'til you're too fat to move Then its one step from the jungle to the zoo Its one step from the jungle to the zoo You better watch out or they're gonna get you too They'll clip your claws, yank your fangs, make a pussy cat out of you Its one step from the jungle to the zoo Only one step from the jungle to the zoo You better watch out or they're gonna get you too They'll clip your claws, cut your hair, make a pussy c

"the Warrior", The Header Says It All.
I received a message today from David Stopher, with a link to a Blog of a letter he wrote in a counseling program for PTSD. http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/9580 Dave also asked if I wanted to post this on my page. After reading it, I was greatly honored that he asked me to help him spread this among our Fighting Men & Women -- Our Warriors! WARNING: Get Tissues, you will cry!! Well here is His Full Blog: ----------------------------------------------- To my friends at the LC; For the Veterans on LC; For my Family; For my Brothers and Sisters in arms: This is a work that I did in 1997 as part of a counseling program for PTSD. There have been many similar type works out there, but this one is unique, as it was written over the course of only about 15 minutes as I poured my heart out on to paper. Some will understand, others will not. For those that have family in the sandbox; Your Brother/Sister/Son/Daughter/Father/Mother will seem different after they

Cute Offer For The Ladies (still Workin On Some For The Guys)
I've been messing around in my graphics program and got this idea from a small card that my dad gave to me years ago. I will make one or all of these (currently only these two but more will be coming soon!) for anyone who would like one. If you would like one, just message me (including the link to the photo you would like used and which one you would like) or leave a comment. Good night Hugs Stace PS: Thanks to Temptress for pointing out a typo in the original :)

Why In The Hell?
Why is it possible for me to find decent guys online , but not in real life? I know, it sounds crazy.... It's almost like the age old question of "Can you really find love online?" I never said I loved anyone, but it seem like the only guys worth talking to anymore are online. Not just online, but living hundreds, even thousands of miles away. Like I'll ever meet them..... I fucking hate that! And why are all the guys I do meet in real life complete assholes? Married, but they still wanna fuck. Single, but not attractive. Liars, enough said.....

Math Question
Math Question: 12 people enter a room. Two more than two-thirds of these people then leave. How many people remain in the room? A....2 B....1 C....3 D....7 by the way i know the anwser:)whoever gets it right gets a gift from me:) Expires tommorrow 8pm....

Why Can't People Just Let Me Be Me?!
Ok... So yesterday I went to the bar with a few friends. IT was the birthday of one of them... well rather I knew her through the other friend we were with. Now I know being a submissive/slave, living in the lifestyle there are many.. who do not understand the ways or why I choose as I do. Now that was a set up for this blog. As I sat at the bar and as the girl got drunk she decided to confront me on my being a submissive, as well as how I choose to live. All well and good, I am willing to discuss my ways of living to another so long as they listen and keep an open mind as they do so. I am not one to judge another for the way they are... the way they live. I may not always agree with people's lifestyle choices... However I will not put them down for it. I know given this lifestyle choice there are many who do not understand who look down on it.. or even who flat out say anyone involved with it are nuts. I have been told many things ESPECIALLY from other women in the fact t

Am I A Good Girlfriend??
Are you a good boyfriend/girlfriend? You are a great lover. This will get you into many wonderful relationships. You know how to treat your partner. You are skilled in love and it might be helpful to teach others. 'Are you a good boyfriend/girlfriend?' at QuizGalaxy.com

You
You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise You're the last thing I think of When I close my eyes You're in each thought I have And every breath I take My feelings are growing stronger With every move you make You're an angel from above who takes away my pain My love for you is so strong It's always just the same You're the miracle in my life Who can always make me smile Just knowing that you care Makes my life worth-while You've touched my heart and soul Which you have from the start Your warm soft words Will never leave my heart You are everything I want You're so pure and true I love you with everything I have And I love everything that you do.

I Don't Give A Fuck About Your Steenkin Band
I was recently asked by an acquaintence who is the drummer and booking agent for a local band to help him in filling open slots on the bill for an upcoming local show. I was able to aid him in securing a band from the Columbus area, which is a good 3-4 hour drive for them to come up here. I asked a band I am not entirely thrilled with who is local to this area if they would be interested in also playing this show. Let me elaborate on the persona of this band...they call themselves a "metal band" when they are nothing close to metal. They look like a bunch of Abercrombie and Fitch pansies who were getting high one day and decided it would be a great idea to learn to play guitar and start a band to get chics. They almost got kicked off the bill when they were given the chance to open for Drowning Pool because they had a hissy fit about their soundchecks as well as went around telling all the employees of the venue that Drowning Pool was getting them signed that night. Number one, when yo

Well This Just Blows!!!
Well nothing was accomplished at the hearing. Neither one of us will budge on what we want. She wants full legal and Physical custody, and I want Joint. I'm sure she has her reasons for it, none of them make any sense to me, but I did not think they would. I have found though that often being honest about what you think and feel to someone is NOT the way to go. It really isn't. There was a long period where I fought with serious depression and pain. Through this I felt it was necessary to be honest with my Ex on what I though, what I felt, & what was going through my mind. Now, in true female fashion, it has come back to bite me. She has decided to attempt to enter into evidence all of the emails, IM, and text messages I have sent to her in a move designed to show that I am an unfit parent. Within those were references to ending my life. Now for those of you that do not know me aside from my boys, shooting IS my life. It is a gift I have had since I was very young. Once these are enter

Read My Blogs Please?
I want everyone to read my blogs. I really want people to read them. rate them and comment on them. I feel that I have important things to say......I dont talk about much that is not important so, read, rate and comment on my blogs please?

All Souls Day
a hundred years ago in a darkened tomb collecting human bones kept in solitude oh all these tortured souls from places unknown one left to see protect them from me all souls day keep you away all souls day keep you away hidden underground all those bones around leave it all be or be in misery a spirit to protect a chance to reflect upon this holy ground no humans around all souls day will keep you away all souls day were all led astray

07-20-07
============================================================================== 07-20-07 (with live Jan Carroll call-in to TLL) Cheech & Chong "Earache My Eye (featuring Alice Bowie)" TLL Intro 13b TLL Intro 14a Drowning Pool "Bodies" Gothminister " March Of The Dead" Crowbar "Things You Can't Understand" Slash's Snakepit "Lower" >voiceover: KISS "God Of Thunder" Guns N Roses "Nightrain" LIVE Guns N Roses "Mr Brownstone" LIVE Ted Nugent "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" LIVE Queen "We Will Rock You" LIVE KILLERS Queen "We Are The Champions" LIVE KILLERS Queen "God Save The Queen" LIVE KILLERS >voiceover Seether "Hang On" Type O Negative "Christian Woman" Nine Inch Nails "Dead Souls" WRR FM 2 Yngwie J Malmsteen, Ronnie James Dio, Rob Halford "Mr Crowley" >voiceover System Of A Down "The Metro" Inkubus Sukkubus "Vampyre Kiss" Jay And Silent Bob "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck" Janes Addiction "Whores" Max Webster and Rush "Battlescar" >voiceover Blue Oyster Cult "Black Bl

So Nice Being Single!!
hate/love Current mood: i feel nothing. i hate the way u looked at me like u couldnt live without i hate the way u smiled at me like i was all u cared about i hate the way u needed me and stripped me of my life i hate the way u touched me when i became ur wife i hate the way u held me and stole a piece of my heart i hate the way u pushed me and tore the love apart i hate the way u left me for that other girl i hate the way u said ud love me then left me all alone in this world. i love the way u look at me and see that i dont care i love the way u smile at me and wish that u were near i love the way u needed me so much u came crawling back i love the way u touched me but it was a feeling something lacked i love the way u held me so much it wasnt enough for u i love the way u pushed me now u can go get a clue i love the way u left me to go on my separate way i love the way u didnt love me ......i have nothing more to say!

Baked Chimichangas
Ingredients: * 1 lb skinless, boneless chicken breast * 1 jar of Mexican picante sauce * 2 tbsp cumin powder (or to taste) * 1 16 oz can black beans * 8 large flour tortillas * 1 package Mexican-blend shredded cheese Salsa, guacamole and sour cream Method Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Cut chicken into bite size pieces. In a large skillet combine picante, cumin and chicken. Saute until chicken is cooked thoroughly; remove from heat. Drain and rinse black beans in a colander; add to chicken mixture. Place large spoonfuls of mixture into a tortilla, add cheese and wrap like a burrito, folding sides in. Spray a baking sheet with cooking spray; place chimichangas on sheet and spray tops with cooking spray. Bake about 20 minutes or until tops are golden brown. Serve with fresh salsa, guacamole and sour cream. Notes: Number of servings: 8 Chimichangas

Mexican Chicken With Rice
Ingredients: * 1 can cream of mushroom soup * 1 can cream of chicken soup * 1 can red enchilada sauce * 1 can diced green chilies * 1 cup milk * 4 cups cooked rice * 12 skinless, boneless chicken thighs (or 6 skinless, boneless chicken breasts) * Method Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Combine soups, enchilada sauce, chilies and milk in a saucepan and heat over medium heat until combined. Spread the cooked rice in a 9x13" baking dish, and stir about half of the soup mixture into rice. Lay chicken on top of rice mixture; pour remaining soup mixture over chicken. Cover with foil and bake for 50-60 minutes, or until chicken is done. Notes: Number of servings: 6

Lol I Sure And Hell Wont Change Mine..
well started working for coke in there warehouse here in craig co.these guys die for coke as for me i think it taste like shit.i do drink some of coke's products like poweraid and some of there minute maid stuff but usually i do the "dew".now they tell me that mello yello is getting booted again for the new vault drinks.oh well least i'll still have my mt dew and coors lights along with my mix drinks to qsuench my thirst.

True Feelings
I look in your eyes I am content with life, I hold your hand and I am secure in who I am, I kiss your lips and I believe in myself, I hold you in my arms and I am able to do anything, I make love to you and I am transported to a different plane. You are my air, my water, my food. For if there is no you, I starve and wither away. You are my entire world and I don’t think you realize to what magnitude. I ask that you open your heart to me and let me be the same to you. Let me have the opportunity to show you how much I love you, need you and desire you. Can you??…..

Bustiers, Teddy's And More
Pass this along to all your friends too please... Ok down to the last few hours, if you want to get some leather items below wholesale go visit and bid... or at least go put "watches" on the items :) http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZwylde_enterprisesQQhtZ-1

Randoms From Faith
Random Do you have any pets? Yes a zoo full! What color shirt are you wearing? No shirt, white sundress Name three things that are physically close to you: Sean, Frog, my fat cat. What is the last book you read? Tommyknockers Are you or were you a good student? I got bored easily... But if it was a subject I was interested in I was. I love to learn new things. What's your favorite sport? Ice skating, skiing. Do you enjoy sleeping late? Yes What's the weather like right now? mid 80's blue skies Who tells the best jokes? Me! What was the last thing you dreamed about? That our house was on some fault line and it got sucked into the ground. I went to Richard at La Chiquita and asked him for a job and a place to live. I actually told Richard about that dream and he said damn right! He would hope I knew that I could come to him for whatever I need. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? I do drive, and yes I've been in several accidents. None o

No.sharing.for.you.
well. ive learned my lesson. had a wonderful day. not going to share it. had a wonderful weekend. not going to share it. had some frayed wires. not going to share it. had some stressful moments. not going to share it. why? well guess what. not going to share that either. *nod*

Chicken And Black Bean Chili
NGREDIENTS: * 1 to 1 1/2 lb chicken tenderloins, cut in 1/2" pieces * 1 cup chopped onion * 1 can beans - pinto, white, or small red, drained (15 ounces) * 1 can black beans, drained (15 ounces) * 1 can stewed tomatoes, Mexican style, (15 ounces) * 2 tablespoons chili powder or seasoning mix PREPARATION: In large skillet sprayed with nonstick cooking spray, brown chicken and onion over medium heat. Stir in remaining ingredients; bring to a boil. Reduce to low; simmer for about 20 minutes. Serves 6.

Sunday Night...
Sunday night blogging... — Sunday, July 22, 2007 So, what's up? and all that good shit. It's been an uneventfull weekend. I slept a lot. Anti-depressants always seem to conjure up memeories from the past in my dreams. I have dreams I'm still in gade-school, and all sorts of weird stuff. I can't really remember exactly all, just that it's stuff from my past, and contains elements from my past. I should have been working more on m homework over the weekend. I've been kind of depressed, and frustrated. My head hurts from thinking so much, but my mind won't shut down. The whole broken record effect is going on, my mind goes in circles, and when there is a bump or something, it just goes right on to the next thing, and goes around some more. I deal with it by sleeping. I'm not really sure what else to do. I could write about what's going on, but it just makes me think about it more. It's all the same old shit that I've allready written about. And written about several times.

Madonna-erotic
Madonna-Erotic My name is Dita I'll be your mistress tonight I'll be your loved one darling Turn off the light I'll be your sorceress, your heart's magician I'm not a witch, I'm a love technician I'll be a guiding light in your darkest hour I'm gonna change your life, I'm like a poison flower Give it up, do as I say Give it up and let me have my way I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ... Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body (repeat twice) All over me (repeat 3 times) We could use the cage I've got a lot of rope I'm not full of rage I'm full of hope This is not a crime and you're not on trial Bend over baby, I'm gonna make you smile Light the candles, 'til they're nice and soft And when they start to drip, I'm gonna get you off Give it up, do as I say Give it up and let me have my way I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ... Erotic

Mythological Creatures
You scored as Faerie, Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Faerie100% Mermaid75% Angel50% Dragon42% WereWolf33% Demon0% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Getting It Off My Chest
ok i just need to vent a little about the stupidity in the world. I dont even know why i keep watching the news because it gets to me more and more everyday. The biggest thing is an accused child molester has been freed because the court didnt have a proper translator. WTF? Are you kidding me? This guy went to schools and spoke english to people but how convenient when its time for court he didnt understand the people. The judge falls for this?? Anyway thats my rant for today. Check back soon im sure ill have more one day lol

To All My Friends And Such.... If U Love Me U'll Read This.... Lol
COME HELP ME COMMENT ON MY FRIENDS PAGE!!! SHE'S IN SOME SORT OF CONTEST AND IS TRYING TO GET LIKE 12,000 COMMENTS!!!! WE NEED A LOT OF HELP!!! LEMME KNOW WHEN U GET THERE!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WITH WHIP CREAM CHERRIES AND ME ON TOP???? MWAHS AND MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!!http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=221890&albumid=439540&i=1328331391

Ok, Fine!!! Lol
Thirty Unknown Facts/Secrets About You Answer Truthfully..... 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? Sunday 2. What were you doing this morning at 8? Pulling into work 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? taking a smoke break 4. What are you wearing right now? Jeans, no shoes, and a salmon colored t-shirt with white print on the front. 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? hmmmm, don't think so!!! Should I be??? LOL 6. The last two people to say they loved you? Todd, and my daughter 7. Last time you had sex? Hmmmm, I'm not real sure!! 8. Would you do them again? Not anymore!!! 9. Last thing received in the mail? Junk!! 10. Do you have any famous relatives? nope 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Well ya!! 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yep 13. How is your hair? Icky!!! LOL Needs a trim 14. How many different drinks have you had today? One, just my coffee!! 15. How many dr

Cowboy Boots!!
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.' Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.' Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' 'Nope,' she replies. IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!' To which Margaret replies... 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat'

Fing Hell
Alright Heather seems to want nothing to do with me now, fucking hell we've been best friends for the longest time, and now nope i'm done and thrown aside, the last person i loved, cheated on me and left me for her ex on my birthday, fuck women i choose are cunts i swear fucking bitches, fuck this shit i'm done tired of the fucking bullshit i find

Beautiful...
Beautiful He is beautiful, so very beautiful Just like a winter's shining landscape, As delicate as the petals of a daisy, And as freely as the eagle soaring against the blue His eyes are as mysterious as the calm sea Everything about him is so very precious, More precious than all the gems in the world His soul is the essence of the sky and earth, His feelings are a volcano that is yet to explode His smile is the smile of lost innocence. Pain vibrates deep inside of his gentle heart. A lock shuts in the disturbed thoughts of his mind, A mind with as many roads as the world has. I look at him and I see a pure truth, Like looking at a clear night sky, Millions of stars twinkle within him. He is beauty as I defined it, He is perfect, his imperfections make him so. He is my best friend, and I love him, I love him although, not because. And I would give up all the things which I think are pretty If only I can hold his beauty within me, For he is everythin

New Drink‎
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains."First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks

Yggdrasill And The Nine World
Odin and his brothers then used Ymir's body to create the universe. This universe comprises of nine worlds. They placed the body over the void called Ginnungagap. They used his flesh for creating the earth and his blood for the sea. His skull, held up by four dwarves (Nordri, Sudri, Austri, and Vestri), was used to create the heaven. Then using sparks from Muspelheim, the gods created the sun, moon and stars. While Ymir's eyebrows were used to create a place where the human race could live in; a place called Midgard (Middle Earth). A great ash tree called Yggdrasill ("World Tree") supported the universe, with roots that connects the nine worlds together. One root of Yggdrasill extends to Muspelheim ("world of fire"), while another root to Niflheim (the "world of cold" or "of ice"). Niflheim was sometimes confused with Niflhel; Niflhel being known by another name – Hel, was the world of the dead. Hel was sometimes used interchangeably with Niflhel by many writers, as the world of

Todays Horror-scope
Someone is increasingly intransigent about ignoring the boundaries you've been erecting. What to do? Present it to them as a problem you need to solve together. Cooperation might actually get this under control.

Looking For German Rock'n Roll Band
More Rock ´n´ Roll Soon:)) Hi All:))) Lots of news......still moving here....but im finally in the new flat soon....here in mönchengladbach! so its easy to see my german freinds......music wise.....dolf has got me a two week Rock n Roll Show in Croatia next year....so thats great! Going to be getting a German Rock n Roll Band too....if there are any german groups whod like to team up drop me a line:)) Got show at a local country club too.....and im planning on doing some busking tour of holland and germany.....so that could be fun..supermarkets etc...... of course i gotta get settled and then its on with the show and recordings etc...... Shawn xxx

Time
For everything there is a season, And a time for every matter under heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; A time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; A time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together; A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing; A time to seek, and a time to lose; A time to keep, and a time to throw away; A time to tear, and a time to sew; A time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate, A time for war, and a time for peace Ecclesiastes .... so be happy!!!

Stone Sour - Sillyworld
Freedom's just a word today Freedom's just a word When someone takes your word away It's seldom ever heard So take your sentence full of things you're not supposed to say and carry on but don't write it down or you'll be gone Love is just a song today Love is just a song When someone takes the song away You'll seldom sing along So take those lyrics serious and sing your life away and carry on but don't write 'em down or they'll be gone All we ever do is talk We like to ride but never walk We make it so damn easy We get bored Why can't anybody see What's good for you is good for me I can't take your sillyworld I can't take your sillyworld no more Peace is just two fingers now Peace was just a phase When someone put it on a shirt She really killed the days So take those fingers tape 'em up and shove 'em up your ass and carry on but don't try it now cause peace is gone All we ever do is talk We like to ride but never walk We make it so damn easy We get

Time To End It All
An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple. So she shot herself in the left kneecap.

Marriage
Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man marries typical good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?" His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night whether you're here or not." (SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife -

Ugh
Dont ya just hate it when others ORDER you around?? I FUCKIN HATE IT! If I dont feel good, I'll eat when I feel like it, not when u ORDER me to.. Oh yea, you better go eat!! fuck that I'll eat when I wanna eat!! you cant order me around like you've done to your kids... I dont roll like that.. Im not easily controlable.. n I dont like to be disrespected either.. just cuz u cant control my actions, dont get all pissy.. you disrespected me by ORDERING me around & steppin over on my authority of raisin my kids!!! *thats where your wrong bitches* Dont ya just hate mommas boys!?! the ones that are so tightly wrapped around mommies finger, like they still have the umbilical cord attached, that all she does is give them a look (an attitude look), and they just go running... GROW UP N BE A FUCKIN MAN!!!! I dont care how u've raised your kids! Let me raise mines the way I want to. So what if u guys wanna help out, thats nice but atleast ask first b4 u go n do shit.. Growin up is taking on r

Sexy & Single Part 2
still Current mood: flirty STILL SEXY N SINGLE. STILL READY 2 MINGLE. AND NOW U HAVE HERD OF ME. BUT NOW IM NOT TRAPED UNDER A ROCK. I SWAM 2 THA SEA SHORE. CHOSEN IS MY NAME. MUSIC IS MY GAME. IM AFTER RICHES N FAME. CAN'T STOP,WON'T STOP,UNTILL IM LIVIN IN MY GRAVE. THA GIRLS THAT IVE BEEN WITH. DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT. THAT IMA REAL MAN. SO THEY TOOK MY LOVE 4-GRANTED. IM SO DOWN 2 EARTH. N THEY WERE ON ANOTHER PLANET. SEE IMA KING. WAITIN 4 MY QUEEN. 2 PLAY ON THA SAME TEAM. SO WE CAN LIVE OUT R DREAMS. THREW THICK N THIN. IMA B THERE 4 U. NO MATTER IF WE LOSE OR WIN. LIKE A REAL MAN SHOULD DO. CALL U MY BOO. LET MY MAN HOOD LACE U. REPLACE THAT OTHER DUDE. CAUSE IM THA 1 U SHOULD CHOOSE. I GOT THA LATEST NEWS. CAN'T NOBODY FILL MY SHOES. IM MAKIN SUM NEW RULES CAUSE OF WHAT IVE BEEN THREW. I GOT 2 MUCH 2 LOOSE. SO DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A FOOL. I AIN'T PIMPIN NO MOE. SUM OF YALL MUST BE DAYZED AND CONFUSED. SEE IM GROWN WITH KI

Illogical Desire
long restless nights plagued with images of you tossing and turning in a restless slumber thoughts in my mind try to eradicate the turmoil raging within attempting to find reason for my illogical desires the yearning to feel your arms sheltering me from harm when the source of the harm is you… thirsting for your kiss… the feel of your lips upon mine… while blocking out the moments of violence i’d been forced to witness… praying for the day you’d become the man i fell in love with many years ago yet knowing that too much time has passed… this new personality has become ingrained… this temperament comes so naturally you wear your jealousy and resentment on your sleeve yet i close my eyes and pray… i pray for the days we had… when you’re love for me saw no boundaries those days were so long ago yet if only we could experience that again…

Omg Haters.
u know what i have been here for over a year and never had any issues this place is getting rediculus . I place a mum on superstition that was it nothing else and it was flagged inapropreate or nsfw whatever. fuck u haters go jump off a bridge FUUUUUCCCCKKK U!!!!!!

She Can Watch!
SHE CAN WATCH she can watch, just not touch, she might get so horny that she might not be able to contain herself, then she can play with herself, well what if I just pulled her over there and made her just start licking and sucking your wet dripping cunt while you sucked my hard cock? You sitting on the soffa with your legs spread wide and her kneeling down and just going crazy licking that wet juicy pussy as I stand beside the soffa and you take my hard cock in your hand and pull it in your mouth slow and easy at first, as you pull me deeper and deeper inside those wet moist lips I feel your tongue just roaming around the head of my throbbing cock.....you reach down with your other hand ang grab a handful of her hair and pull her warm tongue deeper inside you waiting pussy, your knees start to raise and your back starts to arch and you are squirming with desire, moving your hips in unasin with her tongue...as you take more and more of my hard cock deeper in your warm wet

My Birthday Means
Your Birthdate: March 4 You have an extraordinary character - moral, responsible, and disciplined. Your sincerely and honesty shine through in almost every situation. Driven and focused, you rarely let your emotions get the better of you. You're level headed and rational. People count on your to look at things objectively. Your strength: Your unwavering loyalty and ethics Your weakness: Your rock solid stubbornness Your power color: Navy blue Your power symbol: Shield Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

.oi.
So there's a mystery surrounding the current situation, but that's no reason to jump to conclusions -- you could pull a hamstring and injure yourself in other ways while you're at it. Accept a little chaos in your life. *laughs and goes back to reading*

Speedy Sweet And Sour Chicken
ngredients: * 2 teaspoons vegetable oil * 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size pieces * 1 medium onion cut into 1/2-inch strips * 1 red sweet pepper cut into 1/2-inch strips * 1 Tablespoon cornstarch * 1 (8 ounce) can pineapple chunks, drained, reserving juice * 1/2 cup brown sugar * 1 Tablespoon reduced-sodium soy sauce * 1/2 cup rice wine vinegar * 1/2 cup tomato sauce Rice or soba (buckwheat) noodles Method Heat oil in a large non-stick skillet, add chicken, onion and pepper strips, and stir-fry about 5 minutes. Remove and keep warm. Mix cornstarch, pineapple juice, brown sugar, soy sauce, vinegar and tomato sauce in a small bowl; add to skillet. Reduce heat and simmer until sauce thickens. Add chicken mixture back to pan; add pineapple chunks and heat through. Serve over rice or soba noodles. Notes: I always thought that Chinese food was time consuming and complicated to make. But this dis

Why Am I A Wrestling Fan?
Anyone that knows anything about me knows that I am a huge wrestlnig fan. Some people think it's cool and others don't and the ones the don't like it always ask me, "Why do you love wrestling so much?" If you are one of those people, this blog is for you. I started watching wrestling in 1989 or 1990. My oldest brother was a big fan and got me into watching it with him. At first I didn't really know what I was watching, but I liked it because it was fun. Then, as I got a little older, I began to understand it more and fell in love with the sport, yes, I said sport. I got really attached to the characters and tried to immitate them as we all do when we're young. When I became a teenager, I learned about the business side of wrestling and I learned a little bit about who the people I watched on my tv every week really are. I learned about the sacrifices they make to entertain fans like me. I learned about the struggles alot of them go through just get the chance to have one match o

Portrayal Of An Alcohol Induced Mind
Here I am just wondering, is it just me? I know that everyone thinks differently, but is their any similarities between the way people talk and the way they think at a bar. OK come on, I spent my time in the Marines, so I know a little about going to bars and drinking. I just never discussed it before. Of course I can assume women differ on this issue, but let me know. OK let's start on this. You are sitting at a booth at a local Pub, intentions of getting slap drunk with your best friends. You sit and listen to the comments made on every possible soul in the joint and of course, rate them all. You try your best to con your way to the seats facing the entrance, but far enough away to still be in the mix. You start to warm up braving the world of beer and shots. Now someone catches your attention from across the room and you make eye contact. Now you know that you just ruined your entire reason to be there in the first place. Now everything you say, you do or even look like y

Give It A Break!!
Women outraged at Washington Post fashion writer Robin Givhan’s article on Hillary Clinton’s cleavage on C-SPAN2 are writing angry letters and making angry phone calls to the Post. Several want this kind of private-parts coverage extended to male crotches. In Saturday’s Post, the paper printed a pile of outraged letters, including this from Dolores B. Ruth of Annapolis: I am not a fan of Hillary Rodham Clinton, but I was appalled at the article on her "cleavage." What’s next? An article on viewing men’s crotches generally or seeing a difference when they are watching her speak? It’s kind of funny to think of the Post setting up pollster Frank Luntz with a focus group and crotch-meters, but it might be a pretty boring event. In her Sunday Ombudsman column today, Deborah Howell explored the controversy at length, but concluded by recounting a phone call: One last thought: An angry female reader left a shouting voice-mail message, demanding that Givhan do stories on the more pr

I Just Found Out...
That my ex's girlfriend (the one he cheated on me with and the dick I was moving across the country for) is either pregnant again, was really pregnant when he said she wasn't or is just crazy with the posting picture comments of her ultrasound...I feel kinda crappy knowing this fact, but on the other hand feel great because if he hadn't broken my heart and turned out to be a total loser...I wouldn't have met Ray. It's funny how things work out I suppose. I still hope he contracts some horrible venarial disease though.

Depression Can Take Control Of The Soal.
Depression can take control of the soal. A depression so deep it finds a way into the Soul, and travels through every pore of your Heart. A depression so large it encompasses every bit of your Reality, and leaves Reality a cloudy memory. A depression so dense it compresses every will you once had, and bows you down to accept it as it's own. A depression so devious it takes you piece by piece, and consumes each piece day by day. A depression so truly disheartening, and leaves you no other emotions. A depression so dangerous, and kills, everything, inside, of you.

I Didn't Want To Make A Mess
I was glad to hear that life had lightened up, after all, you'd had enough. I'm glad to know you been feeling better, far away from bitter. The night has gone on strong, like the thoughts banging around my insides. The day went all wrong, with the changing weather outside. I was glad to hear you were doing just fine, after all this time. I'm glad to know you moved on, from all the things you'd done. The reasons for this mess, are lost among the seasons we missed, replaced with sunshine and humidity. Full of the life I just don't have in me. I was glad to know you no longer walk with bitterness, after all, you deserved the best. I'm glad to know you've got a home, a taste of happiness, far away from emptiness. The days just keep going on strong, like all the thoughts begging to stay through nightfall. The nights coward out, filling me with fear and doubt. I'm glad to know you've got it all figured out. I didn't want to make this mess. I just got sucked in, and out went the rest

This Is For....
This is to pushing on the splintered walls of the world, trying to break free. This is to 4am phone calls and tears that can't be wiped away by tissues. This is to cancer patient dying in the end, because she wasn't strong enough anymore. This is to red wine and cigarettes on the bathroom floor, to the boy that didn't love her back. This is to valued letters and notes that got lost in the washer, torn into a million little pieces. This is for unwanted help, and most needed attention; to the girls that put up away messages in hopes he'll understand. This is to not only the guys being heartbreakers, but the girls as well. This is to the victims and victimizers; to the people that couldn't help it when they bled. This is to those that had their hearts ripped from their sleeves. This is to believing every lie. This is to being sick to my stomach just thinking about him loving someone else. This is to the pain I hold in every day. This is to the escape I thought I found in him. This is to t

Bad News
ok everyone this is the situation my laptop has to have work done to it and i will be without a computer for about 2 weeks...So i wont be on much and when i am i will be at my moms and can only be on for a short time....so please still show me some love and i will be back as soon as i can....

.pieces.
if no one ever stood up for something they believed in...masses would still be slaves...and riding in the back of the bus...etc etc etc. ignoring issues only propagates the problem. ive always believed if you're not part of the solution...you're part of the problem. the mumm thing is annoying me. only for the hypocritical aspects. as far as...saying one thing and doing another. if you want to support it...do so. if you dont...dont. dont say you want to and then go about your business as if nothings changed. thats like saying...and yes it is an extreme...'oh the north is right we shouldnt have slaves' and in the same breath exclaiming 'but theres a new slave auction today im just dying to go to' fuckers. do or do not. there is no try. and thats my take on that. agree... disagree... i could give a rats ass. the day i change my viewpoints based on other peoples opinions of me... is the day i slit my own throat and gargle the blood. peace.

Decorating Lounge Sky Blue
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Hamburger Meat
I have several playful relationships here on Fubar but one is semi-special to me. We have discussed his need to find some hotties on here in the past. I will just call him "Jack" because I promised him that I wouldn't use his real screen name. Here is how our conversation went not 30 minutes ago: Jack: I think I found one! Me: Found What? Jack: A Hot chick, LOL...wanna see? Me: Sure (Never the jealous type and I always like to see a pretty face) So he opens up photo sharing on messenger and one by one, out comes these pictures: Titties (A little floppery with undefined nipples...but all in all..not bad), Her face was weather worn. Nice eyes though. She was probably pretty before the cocaine and gang bangs!! Then comes the ass pictures. WTF is that?!?!?! I think to myself as I watch a cellulite ridden ass plaster my screen. The thing that made it especially bad is: a dark stained "dimpled turd burglar" which was NOWHERE close to HAWT!! How in the hell did it get THAT d

17th Child
I have a pic of them in one of my folders. Someone please slip them some drugs to make them sterile. LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It's a girl — again — for the Duggars. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed their 17th child, and seventh daughter, into the world Thursday Jennifer Danielle was born at 10:01 a.m. at Saint Mary's Hospital in Rogers, Ark., the Duggars said in an interview. Jennifer weighed 8 pounds, 8 ounces and arrived five days after Michelle's due date. Less than 30 minutes after giving birth, the Duggars already were talking of having more. "We'd love to have more," Michelle said, adding that the girls are outnumbered seven to 10 in the family. "We love the ruffles and lace." Jennifer joins the fast-growing Duggar brood, who live in Tontitown in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled. The oldest is 19 and the youngest, before Jennifer, is almost 2 years old. "We are just so grateful to God

Hope's Contest
REPOST! REPOST! REPOST! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HOPE IS IN A CONTEST... FOR FUBAR'S BEST ASS CONTEST... NOW LOOK AT THAT.. AND TELL ME ITS NOT NICE, I MEAN C'MON! GO DROP SOME COMMENTS CUZ FOR SOME REASON RATES DON'T COUNT, SO PUT 2 OR 5 OR EVEN 20 JUST DO SOMETHING PLEASE!!! IF SHE WINS, SHE WILL RECIEVE A 7 DAY BLAST AND WHO DOESN'T NEED ONE OF THOSE?! [ fubar.com photo: 387626698 ] CLICK THERE TO GO TO THE PIC CUZ IT IS NSFW!!! NOW I DON'T USUALLY PROMOTE CONTESTS BUT THIS GIRL IS GREAT, GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND THERE MIGHT BE A GIFT IN IT FOR YOU!! THANK YOU TO ALL THAT HELP OUT THIS AWESOME GIRL!! Drunk1{NSFW MILFsStalkingVictim}{DrinkDrankDrunkTankGM}@ fubar

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Gift Happy Hours !!
Hey fellow fubar'd people,We have an awesome new feature here.Now we have gift happy hours.To find it go to the users page you want to buy the Happy Hour for,photo gallery or image page. (repost of original by '†PHANTOM†' on '2007-08-03 18:43:16') (repost of original by 'SCRAPPER' on '2007-08-03 18:44:47') (repost of original by '∴ ≈INS★N☄TY‼ ∴ ~J~' on '2007-08-03 20:08:46') (repost of original by '†PHANTOM†' on '2007-08-03 21:36:43')

I Observed Tonight
I so rarely write about this...but hey you know me...when I'm passionate about something... I go with it. Most people know I'm a people watcher. In doing so, I notice a lot of things. Now there may be a couple of reason why I notice. Could be that it's something I relate with, I may see myself, I may feel compassion, it may remind me of a sweet memory, or the flip side, a not so sweet memory. Nonetheless, I love watching people and their body language, it normally tells an entire story without a word ever being spoken. I often get a chuckle from hearing friends share their dating stories. Shoot, I've been the one causing the laughter at times! Details of how people act. I say act, because I mean non-verbally. Tonight I was out....at dinner. As I was hanging around waiting to be seated, I noticed another couple walking up. Very cute couple, but something was a miss. I felt their energy. There was a lengthly wait, so numerous people were waiting outside. I was reading the novel th

Wolverines!
Wolverines Ranked Fifth in Preseason Coaches Poll NEW YORK -- The University of Michigan football team will start the 2007 season as the fifth-ranked team in the country according to the USA Today Coaches Poll released Friday morning (Aug. 4). The Wolverines finished the 2006 season ranked ninth in the coaches poll. The Wolverines received two first-place votes from the coaches and 1,218 total points to list among the top five teams nationally. Southern California is the preseason top-ranked team followed by Louisiana State, Florida, Texas and Michigan, respectively. The Big Ten Conference leads all conferences with three top 10 schools. In addition to Michigan, the league is represented by No. 7 Wisconsin and No. 10 Ohio State in the top 10. Penn State rounds out the conference contingent with its selection at No. 18 nationally. Following is the preseason top 25 coaches poll: School W-L* Points Prev 1. Southern California (45) 11-2 1,481 4 2. Louisi

I Support Our Troops!
JUST NOT BUSH! (Turn up the volume) *Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons

My Page
I'm new to all of this and I just got a layout and a music box and a slide show on my page...I'm learning how to do this slowly but I will get it all down sooner or later....thanks for everyone help that has been helping me out with gettin things posted on my site....you all have a great evening

Sex In The Bathroom
I see you over there looking at me. We play the game of eye throw for a while… I just happened to walk over to you and drop my purse. Do you see that big ass… Do you see that nice waist… Do you see the arch in my back… What are you thinking… What are you contemplating… Follow me……….. We are in the stall… We got to keep quiet while people come in… I go down to not only see what you're working with… But I got to taste and smell that thang too… I help you rise to the moment… Emergent in my mouth… You respond. Poking me in the back… Vexation to my tonsils… I allow you… I want you… The back of my head is grabbed… Are enjoying me… I like how you respond to me… Don't cum… My Turn… I squat down on an angle, pulling my thongs to the side… He teased me with his tongue… He parted my lips… He felt on my ass… He gripped tight… Bit and all… I pushed him away and prepared for the main course… I bent over and wedged himself into me. I took it… He jammed it… He came

Must Appologize To All.....
Sorry about not being around here much in the past couple of weeks! Recently been dealing with some changes in work and living arrangement! I don't have regular access to a computer anymore, so I'll kinda' be hit and miss for a while (until I get hooked up again)! "Thank You Very Much" to all who sent me those great Birthday wishes!!! Feel free to give me a shout when you catch me on!! See Ya!! Much Fubar Love, Greg

My Sexual Zodic
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Too Easy Stew
Ingredients: * 2 lb London broil, cut up * 1 can sweet peas, drained * 1 can sliced carrots, drained * 1 large onion, diced * 3 medium potatoes, diced * 1 envelope brown gravy mix * 1 envelope onion soup mix * 1 tsp garlic powder Salt and pepper to taste Method Put ingredients into large crock pot, sprinkle with dry ingredients, cover with water and simmer all day or at least 6 hours. Notes: Number of servings: 6

So Simple Swiss Steak
Ingredients: * 1/2 pound lean bacon * 2 to 3 pounds boneless beef round steak (about 1/2-inch thick) * Salt and pepper * 1 Tablespoon minced garlic * 6-8 medium-size potatoes sliced * 2 large sweet onions sliced * 1 large can (28 oz.) diced or crushed tomatoes * 1 15 1/2 can tomato sauce 1 large or 2 small cans of sliced mushrooms (optional) Method In slow cooker layer bacon across the bottom, rub the meat with seasonings and garlic, place in cooker over the bacon, then layer potatoes (sprinkled with salt and pepper) and onions alternately; add mushrooms, then pour in the tomatoes and sauce, cover and cook on high 4-6 hours or low 8-12 hours. Or until the meat and potatoes are fork tender. Notes: This can also be done in the oven using a Dutch oven; I have found this to be an excellent dish for a crowd because you can use the least expensive cuts of beef and it still comes out tender and delicious Number of servings: 8- 10

You Shouldn't Hate Your Wife
The sayings of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him) ‘a believing man should not hate a believing woman; if he dislikes one of her characteristics, he will be pleased with another.’ Sahih Muslim Hadith 3469, Narrated by Abu Hurayrah

What A Farce
I've been athletic all of my life. I love sports and staying in shape is just a thing that I like. That said, I have to say that atheltes and sports today are a big disappointment. I'm a personal trainer and during my workout yesterday I had a couple guys come up and ask about which supplements would be best for them to build muscle mass. I asked them about their regular diet first and they said it's normal now back to supplements. My feeling is that if a regular diet takes care of me most of the time, it should be the first concern of all amateur atheltes. This points out where we are these days. The workout isn't working well enough or fast enough so we need supplements. In fact we need supplements in place of all else. What about when supplements don't do it either? How about anabolic steroids? That's where athletes around the world are now. It doesn't matter how many are now having trouble or are even dead, they make us bigger, stronger, faster. It seems a pa

The Weight Of The World
I am not sure what is wrong with me the last couple of days. I feel the weight of the world and can't shake this feeling. I have to force myself to eat and sometimes that doesn't stay in me very long. Could I jsut be overly worried or heart-broken? A lot has happened to me in jsut the last 4 months. I met the most wonderfu lman who captured my heart, shown me New York and made me feel beautiful. I lost my van to a fire, school grades are in and I have to talk to a teacher to straigen it out. Life is hard but I must go on. The only way I have survive thus far is God. I have spent so much time in paryer and reading the Bible. Somedays I am nto sure I can't handle more and God sends someone to bless me with his words. SOmedays it is the love of my life, Rob who calls and brightens my day. Right now he is in a fight that I KNOW he will beat it. He is strong and very much loved by everyone. I jsut wish he woudl see just how much my feelings for him have grown in the past few

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When I was 15 years old, my granmother worked as a hospice nurse (home care until a patient dies). She would occasionally have to go out in the middle of the night to work a patient's death. Most times, my dad or I would go with her to keep her awake on the way to the patient's home. I remember it was a summer night, and my grandmom got called out to a patient that wasn't doing too well in the town of Hart Texas. When we got there, she went in and I stayed out in the car and waited on her for what seemed like hours. As I was flipping through the stations on the radio trying to find something decent to listen to. I caught movement coming out of the house. I thought, "Yes! We finally get to go home!" But it wasn't my grandmom. A man walked out the front door, down the steps and over behind a tree that was in the front yard. Then he peeked around the tree at me. All I could think was: it was some old man just trying to play childish games with me. After two or three times of him pla

Virgo
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Men In Heaven
Men in Heaven A group of men were waiting to enter Paradise. God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women." I want all the women to report to St. Peter. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was very long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him." God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

Pork Chops With Cheesy Hash Brown Potatoes
This wonderful, comforting, delicious one dish recipe can be made with any flavor of condensed soup and any flavor of cheese. The day I made this I had some leftover ricotta cheese, so I substituted it for part of the sour cream. INGREDIENTS: * 6 boneless pork loin chops * 1 Tbsp. olive oil * 1 onion, chopped * 3 cloves garlic, minced * 10 oz. can condensed cream of mushroom soup with roasted garlic * 1/2 cup milk * 1 cup sour cream * 30-oz. pkg. frozen hash brown potatoes * 1-1/2 cups shredded baby swiss cheese * 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 3 cups frozen sugar snap peas * 2 tablespoons olive oil PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 375 degrees. In a large skillet, brown pork chops in 1 tablespoon olive oil over medium heat, turning once to brown; set aside. Add onions and garlic to pan and cook and stir over medium heat until crisp tender.Add condensed soup and milk; cook and stir until bubbly. Remove from heat and stir i

Plum Berry Crisp
The charm of this simple dessert is obvious: It takes sweet summer fruits and cooks them down so that everything good about them becomes even better. For filling 1 1/2 pounds purple plums, cut into 1/2-inch wedges 1 cup blueberries (5 ounces) 1 cup blackberries (5 ounces) 1/3 to 1/2 cup packed light brown sugar (depending on sweetness of fruit) For topping 1 cup rolled oats 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 1/3 cup packed light brown sugar 1/2 stick unsalted butter, cut into bits and softened 1/4 teaspoon salt Preheat oven to 425°F with rack in upper third. Toss together all filling ingredients in a 2-quart shallow baking dish and bake 10 minutes. Meanwhile, blend together all topping ingredients in a bowl with your fingertips until butter is evenly distributed and mixture is crumbly. Stir fruit filling, then sprinkle oat mixture over it and bake until topping is crisp and golden and fruit is bubbling, about 30 minutes. Makes 4 servings

Without Love
Living with a sense of false hope, Wading through meaningless desires. Nothing is as it ever seemed, Leaving me adrift on a river of despair. Having nothing but dark solitude, A forgotten need dies within me. Taking with it the last of my heart, Dying with a loss of love... ~Morgana Angelia~ 8-9-2007

Russell-isms
Just some random shit that pops into my head. Some are stolen, some are mine. 1. Fake it until you say "fuck it". 2. Never pass up a chance to pee. 3. I like a thong you can dance to. 4. Time flies when you're havin rum. 5. Do not walk behind me because I my not lead, do not walk in front of me because I may not follow, do not walk beside, pretty much just leave me alone. 6. You have two choices in life, Having fun or freaking out. 7. You know that you have found that special someone when they say those three little words "Drinks On Me!". (d) 8. Without nipples tits are "pointless". 9. The speed of light is much faster than the speed of sound, which is why some people seem brighter until they speak. 10. Dude where's my karma? 11. Tattoos and scars are the souvenirs of people that live life. 12. A woman may love her children and a man may love his wife but the is no greater love that then one drunk has for another. (d)

Herb-encrusted Baked Fish
ngredients: * Nonstick cooking spray * 1 1/2 teaspoons snipped fresh basil * 1 1/2 teaspoons snipped fresh tarragon * 1 1/2 teaspoons snipped fresh thyme * 1/4 teaspoon salt * pinch ground black pepper * 1 1/2 pounds haddock or scrod * juice of 2 limes (about 6 tablespoons) * 1 tablespoon unsalted butter, cut in small chunks, or butter-flavored substitute * Lemon and lime slices, for garnish Method Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Lightly coat a 13x9-inch baking pan with nonstick cooking spray. Place the basil, tarragon, thyme, salt, and pepper in a bowl and mix thoroughly. Place the haddock in the prepared baking pan and sprinkle with half of the herb mixture; turn the fish over, and sprinkle the remaining herb mixture over the fish. Drizzle the lime juice over and around the fish and top with the butter or butter-flavored substitute. Bake about 30 minutes or until the fish is flaky when tested with a fork, turning once durin

Steak Diane
Ingredients: * 1 1/2 pounds top sirloin steak, cut 1/2-inch thick * Salt to taste * Pepper to taste * 2 tablespoons butter * 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard * 1/4 cup chopped green onion * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce * 3 tablespoons dry Sherry wine * 1/4 teaspoon Garlic Powder 1 tablespoon chopped parsley Method Cut steak into 4 serving portions and pound to 1/4-inch thickness. Sprinkle lightly with Salt and Pepper. In large heavy skillet, melt 2 tablespoons butter and stir in mustard. Add onion and as many steaks as will fit in pan. Quickly brown and transfer to heated platter. Repeat with remaining steaks. To pan juices, add remaining 2 tablespoons butter, Worcestershire sauce, Sherry and Garlic Powder with Parsley. Cook over high heat until slightly thick. Stir in parsley and pour sauce over steaks. Notes: Serve with new potatoes, Bibb lettuce salad and broiled tomatoes.

What I Want
so another day has come and gone and another day i am alone. another day i come home and am unable to call any special someone to come over and just lay and watch a movie. o how i long to have a girl i can call over and just hold and watcha movie. how i wish i had this simple pleasure. never would i need any type of sex or anything other then the touch of her hands on my skin and the feel of her skin on my fingers. with an ocasional kiss nothing big no making out just simple little kisses that last only a second or two but last a lifetime in my brain. o who is this girl and when will she come to me or when will i find her??? y is it that i dream day after day of being with someone and just giggleing and having fun but i never see her face...i never hear her voice...all i c is me holding her and laughin but i cant c any of her features except her body...god ii wish that day would come soon when i could get home and simply call her and i go over there or her to me and we just sit and tal

Fav Saying
If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again. Love Love, free as air at sight of human ties, Spreads his light wings, and in a moment flies. We conceal it from ourselves in vain--we must always love something. In those matters seemingly removed from love, the feeling is secretly to be found, and man cannot possibly live for a moment without it.

Stupid
WELL................. I've just come from standing in a ditch for thirty minutes while two DPS officers searched everything in my car. Mind you now, I am a white, 30 year old male driving around in a eclipse, for crap's sake. I got pulled over on a highway coming from all the county line liquor stores for doing 71 in a 65. Also, my back license plate light was out. They asked me to step out of the car, had me stand on the side of the road while they opened EVERYTHING I had in the car, including my bag of leftovers from having dinner at my Mom's house . They had me show them that I didn't have any pockets in the pants I have on and I had to show them I didn't have anything in my socks. I only got a warning for speeding and a ticket for expired inspection (my fault). The worst part of that was my excuse for it being expired. Honestly, my horn has a short in it and doesn't work most of the time. You can't get inspected if your horn doesn't work. I just haven't had time to take it

Love Which Way
what do u do when u heart is torn 3 differeent ways. my mind life my life what do i do im so confused how much more can i stand, if i go this way who will i hurt if i go that way who will i shock . urghhhhhhh why why why

Giving My Resignation
If you have life responsibilities, then you qualify to read this. It is a new take on an oldie! I thought you might enjoy this. RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilitiesof an 8 year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think that M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make

Secrets About Women Mom Never Taught You
Secrets About Women Mom Never Taught You >If you'd like to see all of my different programs... each one designed to help you learn how to meet and attract women better... and even see video clips from each of them... then take a minute and go check THIS out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=VR7ZZZ&lid=1&ll=1 ***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** Dave, Why is it that a woman who is only interested in the funny, cocky and challenging (i.e., interesting) men, later in life tries to raise sons that are sweet, thoughtful and "nice"? (i.e., run of the mill)!! WS New York >>>MY COMMENTS: This is a VERY interesting question, and I'm glad you emailed me to ask it. I'm going to give you my personal take on this. But, more importantly, I'm going to talk about how these kinds of paradoxes exist right in plain sight all around us... and how to interpret them so you can increase your own personal success with women and dating.

Nr. Fubar Contest !
Please help my hubby Win the Mr. furbar contset. the link will be at the bottom of the page. Comment his pic but it has to be through this link Please bomb the hell out of him! Show sum love for me By doin this> http://fubar.com/blog/71179 Thanks Lots of love #1 Bitch

Wasted Time
I was home alone last night, so I played around on the internet wasting time. I decided to update my Myspace page. Put new pictures on my sldie shows and try a new background. Well that turned into a 3 hour nervous breakdown. Nothing was working like it should. I kept getting booted offline, my connection was slow...... you name it. But in the end the result was ok. Not worth the time ...but ok. But that was 3 hours I could have been doing more important things. Today I was reminded of what one of those things was. About 2 PM my husband came in the back door with a strange look on his face. While looking at his feet he said," Paulette...you might want to come down to the kennel and see Bubba kitty. I don't think he's going to make it much longer." My hear started to race. Bubba kitty is 14-15 years old and in failing health. I knew it was coming, but you're never prepared when it does. I put my shoes on and walked down to the kennel. He was in a cage on a blanket with a towel propping

My New Poem ---- Nothing
The light of the candle fades Words of anger spew from the lips I had kissed hours before Her feet pounding down the thirteen steps A door slams as the candle dies Just a plume of smoke marks its passing The grey light of a crescent moon Shines through the open curtain The roses bought and given in love Now looking black and lost The scent of her perfume lingers Turning rancid in the warm air Jack Daniels The mender of broken hearts joins me in my grief Drink after drink The memories fade The tears stop flowing The pills Red, black, blue and yellow Looking like m&m's Taste like candy as they go down My eyes close There are no dreams There are no tears Everything is behind Left in another world My heart beats Echoing through my thoughts As loud as a drum It beats a steady rhythm Thump...thump Thump...thump Thump I try to look but see nothing No moon No stars I try to listen but hear nothing No birds No wind I realize that that is how life ends A s

Some Times Feeling Alright
Sitting here day and night, sometimes feeling alright, waiting for the day light, wondering if i will find the one, who i would call hun, is she out there to be found, i never hear a sound, my heart full of fire, with passion growing higher, wish someone would want me with desire, will i grow old alone, or is that how im to atone, im honest and true, feeling so blue, to look into your eyes, to never hear lies, to wipe your tears, and erase your fears, hold you close to my heart, never wanting us to part, being there through the good and the bad, making sure you are never sad, is just a part of who i am inside, hoping you will never hide, our hearts to take the ride, to see where it will go, our love to always show, as i sit and wonder why, inside it makes me die, from my eyes i cry, for i am that unique guy, the one no one knows, in these poems it does show, for now i must go, have a wonderful day, as my friends i hope you will stay, so smile and be

Weird Laws In The Usa
Oral sex is illegal in Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. Although some of these sex laws may be old laws it is interesting to know that….. In Utah adultery, oral sex and anal sex are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. It’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada. In Willowdale, Oregon, it is against the law for a husband to curse during sex. In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on. In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances including the wedding night. In Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin vending-machine condom sales are banned. In Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tenn

He Couldnt Be At Peace Living What Makes Me Think They Will Let Him Now That Hes Gone...
I HAVE BEEN THROUGH AND DEALT WITH ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS IN MY LIFE THIS PAST WEEK. TO SAY GOOD BYE TO MY BEST FRIEND, HUSBAND, LOVER, AND SOUL MATE. AND TO BE BELITTLED AND RIDICULED JUST CEASES TO AMAZE ME. TO NOT ONLY HAVE TO TRY AND DEAL WITH THIS ISSUE THROWS IN THOUSANDS MORE. PEOPLE HAVE NO COMMON COURTESY. BUT THEY SAY THEY LOVE AND LOVED RAY. AND IN MY HEART I KNOW EVERYTHING I HAVE DONE TO FIGHT FOR HIM HES BEEN SMILING ABOUT. HE KNEW THAT I DIDNT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT AND WOULD ALWAYS STAND UP FOR HIM. BUT BEFORE PEOPLE KNOW WHATS GOING ON THEY ARE QUICK TO JUDGE, HELL THEY CAN JUDGE ME ALL THEY WANT DONT REALLY MAKE OR BREAK ME, WE KNOW AND THATS ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS...AS FAR AS HIS SERVICE WENT IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM, WELL EXCEPT FOR THERE WAS NO SMILE. HE HAD LOTS OF PEOPLE THAT LOVED AND MISSED HIM AND DUE TO THE NIGHTMARE THAT WE HAD BEEN THROUGH TO GET HIM LAID TO REST WELL PHONE CALLS WERE THE LEAST OF MY WORRIES. AND THEN HAVING SOMEONE SO SE

Bones And Butterfly
Bones and Butterfly By: MHG a.k.a Proud Mary Flickering her wings she gently settles on his skull, letting him feel the softness of her touch... Jousting him with the magical force That binds his bones to her sensitive wings... Fluttering tenderly she mischievously flew away leaving him dejected yet, she also knew that the gap and space shall only intensify that which builds up and overflows... Changing her mind, She flies back to him... settling on his rib... Searching for his heart that must lie within.... Butterfly kisses she blew upon his clavicle, She flickered over his scapula.. The longing that screams from his ileum, Enhanced the yearning she fights from within... Her supple wings Whispered his name as it wavers His strong Jaw cried out her name as it trembles, She quivers... He shakes... The intensity of such magic frightened her soul. So she flew away in pain… Never knowing how magnificent it could have been To

Friends With Benefits
It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret! Here's how it works:Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...There's at least 1 person on your FUBAR that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your FUBAR that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits

Getting Sick Of Guys Bs An Other Peoples Bs
Its been a bit since I wrote in here alot has been going on.... First of all... I was dating this guy that I thought was a wounderful, honest an loving guy that I thought was the one. Well any ways, we where dating for a little over 2 months an here after last week Tuesday we meet up talked an what not. After I left his place I texted an called his phone it was disconnected, so here I'm thinking he would come over sometime last week or weekend. NAH he never called, texted or showed up. Now I'm like WTF.... I wrote him a letter an sent it out on Thursday still didnt hear nothing so I then sat at home all weekend hoping he would show up, Sunday was here an I decided to write a bitchy letter I sent it out Today (Monday) so he will get it tomorrow or Wensday. I'm planning on getting a toy again an keeping that for ever since nothing else can please me anymore... At least that will be faithful to me lol. Then OMG my MOTHER wait my crack headed drunk MOTHER.... We went to reg. my si

Dating
ITS MY TURN TO BITCH!! Current mood: aggravated Category: Games FIRST LET ME SAY THAT IM A VERY GOOD CATCH AND BETTER THAN THE AVERAGE SO CALLED MAN AN ANY GIRL IS LUCKY TO HAVE ME IN THERE LIFE! I WILL TAKE A GIRL AND SPOIL HER AND PUT HER HIGH ON A PEDESTAL AND SHOW HER LOVE LIKE SHE HAS NEVER SEEN OR FELT BEFORE AND MAKE LOVE TO HER UNTIL HER WHOLE BODY QUIVERS WITH LOVE FROM HEAD TO TOE! SO IF YOU YOU CAN GET ME TOU BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT! SO IVE BEEN SEPERATED FROM MY SOON TO BE X WIFE FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS NOW AND DATING SUCKS IM TIRED OF PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE AND GETTING SHIT IN RETURN! IVE HAD GIRLS JUST WANT ME FOR SEX, IVE HAD GIRLS JUST BE SWEET TO ME JUST FOR MONEY, IVE HAD GIRLS SAY NICE THINGS AND TURNAROUND AND AVOID ME, IVE HAD GIRLS NOT ANSWER PHONE CALLS OR RETURN MESSAGES AND COME UP WITH LAME ASS EXCUESS WHY THEY DIDNT. AND I EVEN HAD ONE GIRL TELL ME SHE JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS IN A TEXT MESSAGE. SHE DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE RESPECT TO CALL ME.IM THE TYPE

Posting For High Elder Wolfie Pup
Dark Greetings all this is wolfie! just letting you all know that i am unable to be online i am not sure how long i will be gone but i fear it will be indefinatly.....I am very sorry for this but i can not get onto the fubar website from where i live! i am in a fucking void it seems and its really pissed me off! dont bother commenting this as i can not read it! email me or chat to me if you can see me! lol...... know that i love and miss you all! and will never forget you! yours forever Alpha WolfiePuP P.S. till further notice i am truning control of the clan lupin over to lost in the dark he will do his best to hold the clan together if you have any problems please message him with them and i am sure he can handle them Alpha WolfiePuP

This Is Sad.....a Must Read!!
Grab a tissue if you have a heart you will shed some tears!!!they'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of something new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and bigger and soonmandy knew she was pregnant againshe gave birth to a beauti

How I Know..
honestly, it's different for everyone...this is how it is for me.. There's that first meeting...for me it was a blind date of sorts..i knew what the person looked like..she was gorgeous..could have any guy in the world. I was so nervous meeting her because of this..really..shes gorgeous.. Anyway, that first meeting..you're nervous--you've had bad luck in the past, why should this be any different? From that first instant she has you with her smile...the way her hair blows...the way here eyes look at you..every corny detail that makes true love so cheesy. You make lame jokes at an attempt to see her smile as often as possible. The first day is amazing..you wonder where this girl has been your whole life...its creepy how well you connnect...she knows what youre thinking at every second, which makes you even more nervous about screwing this up. Her laugh makes your heart flutter. You can't stop staring, and when she catches you, you have no explanation. And then the meeting i

I Am Fubar Divorced And Happy!
I am fubar divorced and happy! I had my fubar hubby here to stay with me and he drove me nuckin' futs! I just want to relay that people are not what they seem. Please think of that before you have them come stay with you! I know that on here you meet alot of great people, and the conversations can be sweet but they can be deceiving. No, he wasn't a violent person he was just an annoyance and doesn't know the words SHUT UP! But you never know how it could really turn out, please be cautious before you invite someone into your home!!

Bulletin #5
YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE, AND YOU STILL AREN'T THERE, WHAT IS GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD??? YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THE TANK, THE DRINK DRANK DRUNK TANK. YOUR CONCIENCE TELLS YOU SO. STOP TYPING FOR JUST A MOMENT AND LISTEN TO IT!!.......SEE!!! HAHA ANYWAY WE HAVE TONS OF GIFTS FOR YOU IF YOU ARE THE 150TH MEMBER TO JOIN, SO COME ONE, COME ALL, JUST LEAVE THE DRAMA AT THE DOOR!! CLICK THE GNOME! DRINK? DRANK! DRUNK!!! YOU KNOW THOSE BEERS DISAPPEARING LIKE THAT IS MAKING YOU THIRSTY, SO COME ON IN AND HAVE A DRINK! OF COURSE THE BEST MUSIC IS BEING PROVIDED 24-7 BY INFERNO RADIO, BE SURE TO STOP BY THERE TO! font>

Do It!! Everyone Else Is!!!
Hey these folks did it!! They all made me a personal salute!! Why don't you? And go show these folks some made love! Tell them Gimptastic sent ya! Trixie Laroux http://fubar.com/user/458737 Donna http://fubar.com/user/446623 Beautiful Disaster http://fubar.com/user/100309 Fat Sonny (with a guest appearance of his Moobs!) http://fubar.com/user/992061 DevilGirl (Shhh!! Don't tell Fat Sonny!!) http://fubar.com/user/189873 Marina http://fubar.com/user/144345 Country's babygirl 4 lyfe http://fubar.com/user/936666

3sum
It was gettin late and u haven't heard from me in a while so u called me up....hello, where u been hiding at? you tell me you got a surprise waiting for me when i come ova...if i'm UP for it that iz.....i tell you to quit playin dese mind gamez and that i'll be ova in a lil bit...i knock on your door...nothin...i knock again and i'm like i kno she ain't fall asleep i try the handle and the doors open....so i walk in..there are candles goin all down the hallway leadin to the bedroom so i start walkin slow to the bedroom waitin for my surprise....i open the door and you walk up and give me a hug that turns into you suckin on my neck...you stop and look at me in my eyes and tell me to strip to my boxers.....i do that and then you tell me to sit in your chair....i start kissin all on your neck and ear tryna take control but you point to the chair and tell me again to sit....i slowly walk ova to the chair and you blindfold me......you take my hands and tie em behind th

Fairy Tale
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little: Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful,independent,self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however,and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever feel grateful and happy doing so." ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ as the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ on lightly sautéed frog legs

Tgif!!! Enjoy Fu Friends!
....it is Friday, and I am SOOOOOOOOO glad!!!! Boy, do I love my weekends! Hope you all have a wonderful Friday...try to stay cool.....hahahaha...that's been a little impossible, but if nothing else, find a pool, or a lake! HUGGGGZ, AND LOVE TO ALL MY FU FRIENDS!

This Is My Tribute To The Nice Guys!!
This is my tribute to the nice guys. I know you're out there and I have an open eye for you! So, to you, the nice guys. The nice guys who finish last, never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugz; to those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most women need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a woman's every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort their drunk,

Subconscious Suicide
It is within the ashes that a burnt soul will recognize her face Words have become muted colors fade into greys emptiness grows, expands till nothing in the soul remains. Her lips softly embrace the cigarette inhaling the poison resolutely; subconscious suicide; breathed deep into the lungs, exhaled in a narrow colomn of life driven from the body with determination. Her hand reaches for the glass filled with a fluid that will numb the senses silence the emotions that scream in love’s abstinence. another scar carved by his hands...

Story #1
your hands on my shoulders as you step from your pants, moving my face agsint your heat, smelling you , taking in your hot scent. You sit back onto the couch, sliding your body down against my chest as you do. feeling your breasts againt me. kissing your lips as my hand finds your wetness. You part your legs allowing me to touch you. My hand rubbing slowly up and down your lips, feeling your juices escaping, Parting your legs even further, letting me watch them run down your lips, to your ass, and collecting under you. my hands on your thighs, sitting on the floor in front of you, moving my hands down to your feet, slowly licking my way up, from your calf, kissing behind your knee. my hands moving back up to your thighs, leading the way for my lips and tongue to follow. Your head tilting back, a soft quiet moan crosses your lips in anticipation. You look back into my eyes, looking up into yours as i begin kising slowly up your thighs, The musky smell of your pussy ha

Somebody
friends come and friends go... but those friends that stay mean the world.. no matter what this person has been there through everything.. he will listen to me.. make me feel better and he always makes me laugh...MB thanks for being who you are.

To A New Friend
"I FEEL THE SAME" I FEEL THE SAME, WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYE'S. WANTING YOU MORE, I ALMOST CRY. I FEEL THE SAME., WHEN I SEE YOU SMILE. I KNOW IT'S, BEEN AWHILE... I FEEL THE SAME, WHEN I HOLD YOU NEAR, WISHING I COULD, HAVE YOU HERE.. I FEEL THE SAME, AS YOU LOOK AT ME. JUST LOOK IN MY EYE'S, YOU WILL SEE..... LIKE LONG BEFORE, I FEEL THE SAME. LETTING YOU IN, I FEEL NO PAIN...... by;Paul A. 8-16-7

Sick
Please watch her story and share it with others. It is a TRAGIC story but one that must be shared. Hopefully her story will touch your heart and you will be willing to step up to the plate and help children who can't help themselves. she was such a beautiful little girl.I cannot believe someone so heartless could allow something like this to happen.please please please repost this !

145,000 To Godfather
HES TOO CLOSE NOT TO DO THIS We have a Fubar close to God Fathering.. He's got about 145,000 to go..Show her some love. Hes got a lot of pictures and Stash to rate. Show him some love. Hes got something for everyone. †hΓøä†ƒäωk™@ fubarsome love.

Pulpeta (cuban Meat Loaf Recipe)
3/4 lb. ground beef 1/4 lb. cooked ham (ground) 4 eggs 3 boiled eggs 1/8 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp pepper 1 tsp oregano 1 tsp cumin 1 tbsp. minced garlic 1/2 tsp minced garlic 1 3/4 cups cracker meal 20 olives w/ pimiento 2 tbsp olive oil Mix the beef and ham together and add two beaten eggs, salt pepper, oregano, cumin, garlic and onion. Mix well, add enough cracker meal to make the meat hold its shap (3/4 a cup or so), and form the mixture into a large loaf. Open the loaf by cutting it across. Place the three hard boiled eggs down the center and line the olives on both sides of them. Close the loaf tightly, roll the loaf in the other two beaten eggs and then the cracker meal three times until all the cracker meal has been used. In a large skillet, brown the loaf in the heated oil. Its suggested that you try to brown the ends of the loaf first. After the loaf is browned, begin prepared the salsa (sauce). Pour the sauce over the

Psychic Protection
Meditation is one of the greatest keys to psychic defense. Regular meditation practice leaves you clear, centered, and in a mental place where you can respond to potential threats, rather than unconsciously react to them. It doesn’t matter the style or tradition of meditation. Regular practice is the key. You will not get the long term psychic protection benefits of meditation by doing it only once every few weeks. It must be like exercise, done regularly. I suggest at least three times a week. If you can do it daily, so much the better. Better mental focus can be gained by meditation.The type of meditation that I am refering to is an emptying of the mind to think of nothing. You should sit in a comfortable chair or on the sofa in a quiet relaxed environment, no music. Music is not necesary and can interfere sometimes, especially when you are first learning to do this. Sit with feet flat on the floor hands and arms not crossing not indian style, nothing crossed, doing that "crosse

Guest Books
I don't really understand the whole guestbook thing. Most of the time when people say sign my guestbook, I can't find it on their page. Maybe I'm just slow or blind or something. I don't know. Sometimes I see what they are talking about. Not usually though, and I just get really confused. I guess I'm just not up to date, on all this internet stuff.

What Color Orange Are You?
You Are Cameo You are understanding and very empathetic. You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend. And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together.What Color Orange Are You?

Crusty Fried Chicken
1 (2-3 lb.) frying chicken, cut up 2 tbsp. milk 1 egg 2 tbsp. chopped parsley 1/2 cup cracker meal 1/2 cup finely ground salted peanuts Salt and pepper to taste Dip cut up chicken in thoroughly mixed egg-milk batter, then dip each piece in combination of ground peanuts, cracker meal, salt, pepper and chopped parsley. Be sure chicken is evenly coated with the peanuts and cracker crumbs. Fry in hot oil in heavy frying pan til each piece is golden brown and tender. Drain; serve piping hot with gravy made from pan drippings. Gravy: Drain fat from skillet; leaving brown pieces of peanut cracker crust in skillet. Measure 2 tbsp. flour, blend well with 2 tbsp. fat in skillet, then add all at once, 1 cup water. Stir constantly until gravy is of proper consistency. Season to taste.

I Wanna Mean Something
I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING MORE WHEN YOU GAZE INTO MY EYES WANTING ME TO BE WITH YOU TONIGHT I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING NOT JUST A ONE NIGHT STAND I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING MORE THE A LOVER OR JUST A FRIEND I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING YOU REACH FOR NOT JUST YOUR LAST MIN PLAN I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING NOT JUST LATE AT NIGHT I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING THAT WHEN IM NOT THERE THINGS JUST DON’T FEEL RIGHT I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING TO THE POINT THAT YOUR BODY AND HEART ACHE FOR NOT JUST TO BE THERE TO MAKE THE BED POST SHAKE I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING

Part 8
Part 8 The orgasm I gave you was so intense that it sent chills up and down your entire body causing you to be paralyzed for a moment. After that you opened your eyes and looked at me. "I'm not done with you" I said to her as she got out of the shower. I looked at you, you smiled and walked into the other room. I followed you out with my dick as hard as a rock. Next thing you knew I had you bent over the couch giving your ass a hard slap. "Owww" you yelled even though you loved it when I spanked you. You turned your head to look at me and without hesitation I put my cock inside your pussy. "Your cock feels so good" she said while I slowly moved in and out of you. “I want you deeper and deeper inside of me; I want to feel your balls slap up against my clit”. It's amazing how I read your mind because before you could finish your sentence I did exactly what you wanted. I was fucking you so hard that I could hear my balls slapping up against your ass. "Don't stop" She yelled "It feels s

Does This Happen To You Also?
Between the bouncer checks and the screen freezing up with Active X mis- configurations or whatever. it’s a royal pain to even try to log on. I bet twice a day I get a Bouncer check and for about every 6 logins I get booted 5 times do to freeze ups and illegal operations. I do not think there is this much security in the Federal Building…

Artichoke Shrimp Linguine
With its hint of garlic and a delicate wine sauce, this seafood sensation will have artichoke lovers asking for seconds. "Toss in some sliced olives," suggests Daniel Spengler of Seattle, Washington. "We round out the menu with rolls and key lime pie." INGREDIENTS * 4 ounces uncooked linguine * 1/2 cup chopped sweet red pepper * 1-1/2 teaspoons minced garlic * 1 green onion, chopped * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 4-1/2 teaspoons butter * 12 ounces uncooked medium shrimp, peeled and deveined * 1 can (14 ounces) water-packed artichoke hearts, rinsed, drained and chopped * 1/4 cup white wine or chicken broth * 1 tablespoon lemon juice * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon Creole seasoning SERVINGS 2 CATEGORY Main Dish METHOD Stovetop - One-Dish PREP 5 min. COOK 15 min. TOTAL 20 min. DIRECTIONS Cook the linguine according to package directions. Meanwhile, in a large saucepan, saute the red pepper, garlic and o

Lost Friends
I would like to make contact with anyone that may have attended Stonewall Jackson Jr. High School in Roanoke Virginia in the early to mid 60`s. Or perhaps someone that may know Hubert (Hootie)Burnette, Wanda Perdue from Roanoke and Joseph F. Harrison from Salem Va. These are friends of mine that i lost contact with when i moved here to Mansfield Ohio in the mid 60`s. Any and all Help will be greatly appreciated.

~ Dale Earnhardt Sr. - Msnbc Interview ~
An interview with Dale Earnhardt in 2000 after the deaths of NASCAR drivers Adam Petty and Kenny Irwin Jr.. Dale Earnhardt would later die in 2001 after a last lap crash in the Daytona 500

A Brief Encounter
He rode all night in the mist. Knowing that his army was less than a day's march behind him. He liked to be alone. To hate. At the crossroads he slowed for a dimly lit cabin well off the road. Dismounting, he walked his steed toward the cabin. It would be morning soon this would be as good a spot to rest as any. Throwing back the door, he found a weeping lass cowering by the fire. "Fear not women, I come for food and lodging." "Why ...you are 'the impaler' you leave no enemies alive" she breathed. "Where is you man" Vlad asks, scanning the humble quarters. "He has been dead 8 months now Sire, fighting in your army." She replies staring into the fire. "Grieve no more woman, he helps us all." Vlad tosses a bag of gold pieces and the table "for your service madam." The woman gets up and says "sit Sire, remove your boots. Allow me to make you comfortable. I will prepare food." Vlad removes his sword and his boots, finds a comfortable pillow between th

If You Live Near Atlanta And Like Sci/fi
This is something definitely worth attending. I will be there from Thursday August 30 through Monday September 3rd and drive back to Tampa on Tuesday. It is one big party!!! So if you live in, near or around Atlanta, come on out and say hi!!! Information below: The annual fantasy and sci/fi convention of the year -- in Atlanta, is coming up over Labor Day weekend. It is held at the Hyatt Regency, Marriott Marques and Hilton Downtown in Atlanta every year. More than 25,000 people attend this event. If you want to see some of the most intricate, amazing and awesome costumes from your favorite science fiction, fantasy, action and adventure movies, books, TV series and animated adventures, this is the place to be. More info can be found at www.dragoncon.org.

Yummy Chicken Fingers
These easy-to-make treats will please kids of all ages. Strips of chicken are dipped in mayonnaise and rolled in crushed tortilla chips, then baked. Ingredients: 4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts 1 cup mayonnaise about 1/4 cup milk 1 bag cheese (or other) flavored tortilla chips Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Slice chicken breasts into strips. Mix mayonnaise and milk in bowl. Crush chips well and place in separate bowl. Dredge each chicken strip in the mayo-milk mixture and press into the chips to coat. Place on a baking sheet sprayed with nonstick cooking spray. Bake about 15-20 minutes or until done and no longer pink inside. Number of Servings: 4-6 Notes from the Cook Any flavor tortilla chip may be substituted for cheese flavor to come up with your own flavor. Kids love these. I have tested it out on the children in my daycare.

The Year Of The Firestorm
Late summer has, I know, left me feeling particularly ... scorned. But alas, my fury in on the wind and rain. The once familiar dunes, momuments of my life shorned by the wind exposing remants of another time for me, and it seems things are about to change. I used to think that I knew what change felt like until now... Whispering winds on summer nights leave me contemplating the stories of my future , and a new horizion begins to take shape, making sence of the potent glimpes of some other places seen in my mind. many of you may feel the same way... so I urge you to pay atention ...

Ghost Rider Needs His Friends And Family
OK EVERYONE IF YOU DON'T MIND HELPING OUT. FIRST MY GIRL SASSY IS IN BIT OF A JAM WITH HER CONTEST AND NEEDS UR HELP. FIRST THING YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO THIS LINK *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar THIS IS THE HOST OF THE CONTEST, SEXYGIRLBLONDE, SHE A WONDERFUL AND GREAT PERSON. BEFORE ENTERING THE CONTEST YOU MUST RATE AND ADD HER AS A FRIEND EVEN FAN HER IF YOU WISH. THEN GO TO THIS LINK HERE FOR SASSY LAURIE'S ENTRY PIC. GHOST RIDER ASKS YOU TO PLEASE BOMB THE HELL OUT OF HER. SHES ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS ON FUBAR AND HAS HELPED ME OUT ON MANY OCCASIONS. GHOST RIDER THANKS YOU FOR UR SUPPORT AND HAVE A GREAT HUMP DAY

Rant And Roll
just plain and simple, I was recently chastised because I choose not to add someone as a friend. it came as a heads up from someone who has since been deleted from my friends list. I do not need to be prompted to add someone just because you think I should, I am my own person and do not follow the masses to have more friends than I have the ability to write to on a regular basis. I was told I am the sole demonstrator against the millions on here who choose to do this, and it is my loss not theirs that I have decided not to add them(Big Fuckin deal) furthermore it was relayed to me that I should check a profile before making a decision on whether I want to not add a person, well I did and I didn't care for them then and I still don't now. so if you are one of those who feel the need to pimp your friends or "show some love" for no apparent reason or in hopes of compelling me to return the favor. just walk on by. I have no time to participate in mindless bullshit. now if we are friends:

Private Logic And Lifestyle
NOTE: The word lifestyle is not the usual use of the word in the BDSM community. It is the original definition as coined by Adler. You can substitute the word personality for lifestyle. One of the major concepts of B.E.S.T. slave training is the relationship between a slave’s private logic and her choice of lifestyle. Private logic is the way we see ourselves, others, and life and is our personal philosophy that our lifestyle is based upon. It is our “innermost” beliefs that effect higher level thinking, emotions and behavior. It is described as core beliefs by some and are the central themes of life. It is why we maintain our lifestyle and why we resist change. Private logic includes our core beliefs. Private logic contributes to the belief that you are on the right course of action and includes your goals. The lifestyle is the way of thinking, seeing, feeling toward life and is synonymous with what is called personality. Adler (1956, pp 187-188). It is the guide to

Peace
I just want all my friends and family that the time has come for to sign off of Fubar. I really want to thank all those who showed me lots of luv and support. For all the haters kiss my ass lol. If u want to still holla at me u can hit me up at kasanice4 on yahoo IM. If not I guess i see ya around sumday. I have met sum good ppl along the way and u will always hold a special place in my heart u know who i am talkin bout. Yall take care of urself and be easy. PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR FUCK LIKE A PORN STAR AND SHOP LIKE AN ALL STAR

Traditional Haggis
Traditional Haggis (from Evelyn Hlabse, esh2@po.CWRU.Edu) 1 sheep's pluck (stomach bag) 2 lb.. dry oatmeal 1 lb. suet 1 lb. lamb's liver 2 1/2 cups stock 1 large chopped onion 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper, Jamaica pepper and salt Boil liver and parboil the onion, then mince them together. Lightly brown the oatmeal. Mix all ingredients together. Fill the sheep's pluck with the mixture pressing it down to remove all the air, and sew up securely. Prick the haggis in several places so that it does not burst. Place haggis in boiling water and boil slowly for 4-5 hours. Serves approximately 12.

I Know That I Am Broken
Alone again again alone Patiently waiting by the phone Hoping that you will call me home The pain inside my love denied Hopes and dreams swallowed by pride Everything I need it lies in you ‘Cause I’m broken I know I need you now ‘Cause deep inside I'm broken You see the way I live I know I know your heart is broken When I turn away I need to be broken Take the pain away I question why you chose to die When you knew your truth I would deny You look at me The tears begin to fall And all in all faith is blind But I fail time after time Daily in my sin I take your life All the hate deep inside Slowly covering my eyes All these things I hide Away from you again All this fear holding me My heart is cold and I believe Nothing’s gonna change Until I'm whole again

My Mood At The Moment
my mood at the moment is some what a bit of in a grumpy mood and a bit of a bad mood and in a flirting playful mood and in a good mood but i am in a tense mood and that for me is a intween mood i am a wreck when i got to tidy a whole house up on my own without extra help so i am stressing out and so please deal with my confusig moods it will pass i promise you all that from Bruce.

H20 And O
I was fine before I walked into that room and looked into those transparent eyes like the ever so clear ocean. Though I only noticed them at that place the next night. Why does that game exist to where at a distance one is so attentive and up close one keeps a distance. Confused yet? Scary enough as it is, I wanted to jump right in to join the fish in its still waters that only SEEMED to run deep, but there was an unexpected shallow end where this fish did dwell. Maybe I will go up for air because, what do you know? The air just happened to be there. I took it for granted at first, then decided ok let it in because I thought it would spread, suck me in. I was willing to take care of it. The fish kept coming back and forth, back and forth with the tide. But I had completely consumed the warm air, so gentle. I grew accustomed to it. But now there's not enough air. It's cold, I can't breathe. Will it find its way back? I've tried too hard. I will let time tell me the story

Interesting
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you ch

Chicago...hot
Chicago male, 6ft 1 185Lbs, looking to find that lighting again, do you and tour mate have sex and you are thinking about what to make for supper, or does she read a magazine while you are screwing and asks you to turn the pages for her? Do you have to wake her up when you are done? Does your husband cut a notch in the bedpost when you are finished, does she chew gum in your ear when you are trying to cum? Well if you answered yes to any of these questions, you are my clone! Like to make people laugh and tell jokes, if you ever want some sexy photos of me e-mail me jake5282@yahoo.com, if you are breathing you are my kind of person, bbw, short tall, skinny, small I dont care lol...contact me for fun....hug....kiss

The Managed Dominance Plan An Offering From Your Hmo
It was only a matter of time before managed care companies extended their famously compassionate, selfless concern for the well-being of clients to more personal areas of their subscribers' lives. We've just received word of a new pilot program exemplifying the vast, as yet untapped possibilities for creative market penetration by enterprising MCOs. Welcome to Managed Dominance, a whole new way of thinking about dominance and submission. The Managed Dominance Plan (MDP) combines all the advantages of a traditional D/s network with important, cost-saving features. How does it work? Under the plan, you choose your Dom/me(s) from a network of prescreened, accredited Dominance Providers (DPs). You designate one of these DPs as your Primary Dominance Provider (PDP). If you do not designate a Primary Dominance Provider, one will be designated for you. Frequently Asked Questions What's wrong with my current Dom/me? If you're like most people, you are receiving Dominance servic

Hmm .. I Dont Get It !
ok ok . WHY IS IT PEOPLE COME TO ME ON MY YAHOO MESSAGER AND ASK TO FUCK? can anyone be honest and tell me the truth! . U can dream all you want about me if u want .. but YOU ARENT GETTING ANY !!!! ok .. I know my OWN AGE and no it doesnt get to me .. it ruins it for others who acutally are a NICE PERSON .. !!

Why I Want To Leave My Husband To Be With My Master
The first reason I want to leave my husband is that I don't love him anymore this has been coming for a long time because he really doesn't know that I'm around unless he wants a little piece of ass. Then he only takes care of himself rolls over and goes to sleep, not a careing weither he has taken care of me.I do everything for him and I'm tired of not getting affection i need some attention. I think my Master could do this for me. I would enjoy being his slave.I want to serve him, pleasure him and let him control me. This alone would give me pleasure because I know he would appreciate this.I want my Master to control me I enjoy that very much. And one day it will be so.

Ever Have One Of Those Days....
You ever have one of those days....or weeks...where SHIT just seems to suck. This is one of those months for me. Nothing seems to be going right for me and i'm suffering from some SERIOUS depression. It's kinda tough cause i'm the one EVERYONE goes to when there is a problem. MY problem is who do i turn to when i have a problem...?

Why I Love Being A Firefighter
In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her six-year-old son a r

I Knew I Had Something To Do Today!
Today's Horrorscope: You've got to try something a little different today. Your people are just going to bumble along helplessly with or without you, so see if you can focus solely on your own business instead of theirs. Comes on the day inwhich I've recieved letters begging for my help. I'd forgotten what it's like to be needed! A change is coming...

Herb Roasted Chicken
Prep & Cooking Time: 2 hr. 15 min. Yield: 10 servings Serving Size: 3.000 ounce(s) 1/2 tsp dried rosemary 2 tsp dried sage 1 Tbsp olive oil 1 (4 pound) roasting chicken 1 lemon 1 cup carrots, chopped 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 cup mushrooms, diced 1 large onion, chopped 2 cups fresh spinach 1 cup water 12 ounce bread stuffing mix, package Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (180 degrees C). Rinse chicken and pat dry with paper towels. In a large bowl, toss herbed bread stuffing with one cup water, set aside. In a large skillet, heat olive oil, and sauté onions and carrots over medium heat until tender. Add mushrooms, spinach, garlic, sage and rosemary and continue to sauté until all the vegetables are tender, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and add the juice of one lemon, mix well. Add vegetable mixture to bread stuffing and mix until all ingredients are combined well. Spoon stuffing mixture loosely into cleaned cavity of the chicken, until it is about 3/4 f

In A W Hole Mess Of Trouble
A CATTLEMAN rode into a clearing and saw an enraged bull about to charge a cowboy who had become separated from his horse. Head down and nostrils flared, the bull charged. The cowboy dived into a convenient recess in the ground, and the bull plunged across the hole. The cowboy leaped out, and on came the bull again, madder than ever. Back into the hole dropped the cowboy. The cattleman watched this happen half a dozen times, then yelled, "Why don't you just stay in the dang hole?" Leaping out again, the cowboy shouted, "There's a bear in that hole."

Relationship.. I Ripped This From Someone On Here It
This shit really hit home for me.. Got this from someone else on here RELATIONSHIPS!!! If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't

Thinking But Not Sure
tell me what ya'll think of this idea i am thinking of makeing a lounge for roleplaying gamers to meet and talk about gameing and other stuff that has to do with rpg games what you think about that?

What Is Asatru
copyright (c) 1995 by Stephen A. McNallen WHAT IS ASATRU? Long before Christianity came to northern Europe, the people there - our ancestors - had their own religions. One of these was Asatru. It was practiced in the lands that are today Scandinavia, England, Germany, France, the Netherlands, and other countries as well. Asatru is the original or native religious belief for the peoples who lived in these regions. WHAT DOES THE WORD "ASATRU" MEAN? It means, roughly, "belief in the Gods" in Old Norse, the language of ancient Scandinavia in which so much of our source material was written. Asatru is the name by which the Norsemen called their religion. WHEN DID ASATRU START? Asatru is thousands of years old. Its beginnings are lost in prehistory, but it is older than Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, or most other religions. The spiritual impulses it expresses are as ancient as the European peoples themselves - at least 40,000 years, and perhaps much older. WHY DO WE NEED

Dreams
At night I dream of you, Coming to be by my side. I see your silhouette at first; I watch your calm, quick glide. Vivid images; Pictures in my mind. My night's love, my passion; All in you I shall find. Once again, you'll whisper to me, "Hello, my dear. " Your touch eases me, Removing any fear. Your gaze meets mine; The warm look in your eyes, It melts my heart. From now on Nothing but blue skies! Tonight you romance me; Our bodies entwine. You enter; I gasp! Our souls combine. A touch here, a tickle there, It enthralls me; I am captivated. Our bodies move, the motion constant; My body's completely activated. Throughout the night Our passion flows, Coming together, My emotion grows. For you, in dreams, Oh, how I care. But when morning comes, I am left in despair. Anther night gone and passed. I awake in ecstasy all alone. For you visit at night; In dreams you come. And I dread the coming of a new dawn

The Hunt For Help
Called VIC. Lady seemed to not to want to be on the phone, fired off some numbers and hung up. She was telling me that the First Baptist is open on Wednesdays. Tried to tell her about the voice message about them being closed today, and she did not want to seem to listen. Got through, but...Food Stamp Office with their automated voice gave some numbers and a website to apply..but server cannot find that link. Left my name and address for them to send an application. Welfare Office..they referred me to yet another automated voice and left name and number. I used the last of my money that I was keeping for gas, for a little bit of cheap food at Wal-mart. I have less than a half a tank of gas and I drive a guzzler. I am a 50 year old. I have sent resumes and filled out over 20+ applications. Have not worked in like 20 years but willing to work. Have the experience but not the paperwork to prove it. Have been looking for a job since June. The family of late bf promis

Writing By Jo
A finger tracing your lips, then followed by my tongue. Kissing you deeper than most have ever done. Your hands tracing my every curve while mine trace your body too. My nails running lines upon your chest ~ through the hair down to your love's threshold. Your finger finding my folds of erotic pleasure which wetness it does show. Our eyes locked burning through to the soul of two lovers intertwined in a passionate hold. A kiss slowly moving from your brow to your nose. Making my way delightfully down to your toes. Your warmth moving through the very depth of my loins or is it mine moving through yours causing you to explode. A musical cadence ~ a dance two lovers share. Your hands on my breasts leaves me panting with a flare of burning wants and a need to care. My warm wet lips hovered over your flesh til you feel my hot breath upon your very essence, moving ever so gently til you are completely in. Tight, moist, delicate, and sweet. This is the treasure of your erot

For The Football Fans....
whether we play tackle or touch...cum get me!!! thought i'd kick off the football season with a fun set...since i'm in NE, "go big red!" check out this week's update, over 80 pics added of me in and out of my jersey....you'll really get a kick outta the fitting toy i found..too fun!! http://www.bbw-heaven.net/kaylee.htm thanks so much guys!*smooches*

Cant Fubar
Ok so i was informed by my boss i need to work more or some shit. So to appease the slave drivers and facist as well as keep my job( i mean hell i get paid great money to do nothing) I can only Fubar for the first few minutes of the day at lunch and when i get home, so i'll have to catch you all at those times or you can catch me on IM (he said internet time not Yahoo time was interefering) xandre669@yahoo.com. This is effective tomorrow..........sshhhhh dont tell nobody

So Damn True & Then Some!
You've got to try something a little different today. It could be as simple as slowing down and letting events guide you, rather than the other way around. Facts are much harder to grasp now than they usually are. you all have no clue just how i spent my day... new and adventurous hasnt got anything on me ;)

How To Fertilize Love
"How To Fertilize LOVE" Love is the greatest thing in earth or heaven. Out of it flows most of the things that are worthwhile in life. Love of relatives, love of friends and love of the brethren (1 John 3:14) make life worth living. There is no heart so empty as the heart that is without love. There is no life so joyful as the love-filled life. Love puts a song in the heart, a sparkle in the eye, a smile on the lips and makes the whole being glad. And God's love is greater than all else. He who has God's love has a continual feast. There may be sorrow and care and suffering in the life; but if there is love, it lightens all these. Sometimes there is not the love for the relatives that there ought to be. Sometimes there is not the love for the brethren that should characterize us. When we realize this and feel our lack, the question naturally arises, "How can my love for them be increased?" Plants cannot grow without fertility; that is, the soil must contain the elements necessary

Him
Here I am again Thinking of you Once again today I just can't stop My mind is racing of thoughts unknown Asking questions I cannot answer My heart is beating faster and faster When I hear you say my name My knees get weak and start to shake when you tell me you care These feelings are there I don't know why I can't keep them inside Anymore

The Color Purple
~The Color Purple~ i can still feel my heart race as i remember the first time His hand found the smooth delicate skin marking it beautifully with a bright red handprint. taking in a deep breathe, a single tear escapes from my baby blues as i feel another blow find it's target upon the other side, making both cheeks glow with a mark of His handprint. helplessly wiggling in my place, His hand continues to decorate the once barren canvas. i scream out begging Him to stop, as i feel the sting of His hand hit the warmth of a mark, feeling the skin swell and burn as the welt forms. He stops for a brief moment, looking at me, His voice sends a chill of excitement and angst throughout me as He asks me if i've had enough. knowing that at any moment i could yell out my safe word and be done, quietly i ask Him to please continue, that i love to feel the swelling the throbbing of His hand upon my skin. tears flowing freely as they hit the floor. with swift quic

Thinking About A Contest Of My Own
I am THINKING about hosting a contest. I need some suggesions for what type of contest it should be, and who would be interested in participating. I WILL NOT VOTE, COMMENT, or RATE anyone in the contest. I WILL promote as much as I can and re-post all the participants' bulletins about it. let me know what you think.

The Celtic Clan Hierarchy
The Clan Hierarchy Inside each clan, there were three major groups of people. At the top were the nobles, which included warrior leaders and landowners. In the middle were the artisans and druids (bards, priests, teachers). At the bottom were the common people, the peasants. Whatever their position in society, all people lived well. Everyone in Celtic society belonged to a clan. Everyone belonged to a fine. And everyone had a job to do. Nobles The Nobles were landowners. They were warrior leaders. The nobles had slaves occasionally, but these were people captured in war. Most of the work was done by the peasants, and that left the nobles lots of free time. Noble Men: When noble men were not off fighting, they were farmers. They spent time playing fighting games, games of chance, and board games. They hunted and swam and fished. They conducted trade. Noble Women: What a noble woman could and could not do was clearly spelled out, although it varied from clan to clan. A nob

Dedicated To All Of Those Who Believe We Are Still Free....
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Perhaps Today She Will Be Free (borrowed Poem By Bob Birch)
She is a restless woman, feeling sexually unfulfilled, hungering for touch, the sound of heavy breathing, the smell of a man . . . his taste in her mouth. Neglected in her own bed, frustrated in her own expression, shamed for her excess, craving now the freedom to explore wanting now the freedom to explode, needing a man’s passion to set her free. How long can she wait, how long deny her instincts, curb her desire, smother that sweet fire that burns between her thighs . . . unattended for so long. Today, perhaps, she will find expression, perhaps today she will feel a hand reach out and know she is free to touch fingertips, to interlock fingers, to pull the man to her breasts and press her eager lips to his. Today, perhaps, she will stir his desire, and feel hers stir in response to his, and perhaps today she will take him into her his body, his soul, his essence and she will feel wanted and she will find completion

Its Been A Busy Day
ID LIKE TO LET ALL YOU GOOD PEOPLE OUT HERE IM GETTING AN EARLY NIGHT BEEN ON THE GO ALL DAY AN IM EXHASTED SO I HOPE YOUS ALL UNDERSTAND ,ILL BE BACK TOMORROW FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO TO DO ALL YOU GREAT PEOPLE WHOS BEEN SO NICE TO ME.ITS BEEN A PLEASURE TALKING TO UPS .TAKE CARE AN MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL .GOOD NITE TO ALL

Having Seizures And Need Help In Contest.
I'm in a contest right now and really need some help. I've been having really bad seizures which has caused me to have to go to the hospital. So, now I have gotten behind in the contest, and hoping I can get help from my friends. All you have to do is come comment bomb me. The contest runs for 1 week...it ends Friday, Sept. 7th. I've provided the link to my pic below.

Hahahahah
I love this, most know I sing random songs from time to time in the mumms, and this time around I acctually got a person yelling at me in my shoutbox for it. We have a reputation, For seducing little boys, For raping old age pensioners, And for stealing babies toys. We're the vermin of the universe, We're the cunts you'll never see, We're the dirty sons of bastards, We're Penguins RFC! Hoo-ah! that was the song this is the conversation that ensued.. ->Pydc Bats....: so either you are egotistical in thinking that that song was directed towards her, or she was, and then is too affraid of some person she will never meet, and won't defend herself, this is just too funny ->Pydc Bats....: and that song is not directed towards her, as it states we, not you, not her, we, and then has the team name at the end ->Pydc Bats....: because it's stupid to worry about drama, you mom states she's 44 she should know not to worry about drama and families will always hate whoever is leav

More Of Those Thoughts
You used to mean the world to me Til you showed me how you really be Cryin over your ass every other night You didn't give a fuck Wouldn't even put up a fight Always blamin me Turnin shit around When you were the one fuckin up But I never put your ass down I'm so fuckin tired of your shit This is makin me feel sick Can't believe I'm writin about your ass Dont even have an ounce of class So I'm showin you my wrath Hope you like this shit now Cuz that was your 15 mins of fame Now I'm throwin your ass out.

Stuffed Boneless Pork Chops
Boneless pork chops are flattened and stuffed with a bread crumb mixture. INGREDIENTS: * 8 thin boneless end loin pork chops * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 2 teaspoons dried parsley flakes * 2 tablespoons finely chopped celery * 2 tablespoons butter or margarine * salt * pepper * 1/2 teaspoon poultry seasoning * 2 cups soft bread crumbs * 2 tablespoons all purpose flour * 2 tablespoons shortening * 1/3 cup water or broth PREPARATION: Pound boneless pork chops slightly to tenderize and thin out. Make stuffing. In a saucepan, sauté onion, parsley and celery in butter; add 1/2 teaspoon salt, a dash of pepper and the poultry seasoning then mix with bread crumbs.Add a little water to stuffing to moisten. Put a small mound of stuffing on each chop. Roll and tie with twine. Roll pork rolls in flour; brown in shortening in a heavy skillet over medium heat. Add broth or water; cover and simmer for about 1 hour. Serves 4 to 6.

Missing Her.........
If the only place where I could see you was in my dreams, I'd sleep forever. The simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence. If I go away What would still remain of me? The ghost within your eyes? The whisper in your sighs? You see... Believe And I'm always there. A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me Together forever and never apart, Maybe in distance, but never in heart. I hate the stars because I look at the same ones as you do, without you. Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles the great.

Imbolc
Imbolc Lore (February 2nd) Imbolc, (pronounced "IM-bulk" or "EM-bowlk"), also called Oimealg, ("IM-mol'g), Imbolc Introduction Copyright Lady Bridget 1997 Imbolc, Oimelc, Imbolg, or Candlemass (the Christianized version of the name) is the celebration that occurs when the Sun reaches 15 ° Aquarius, and is therefore considered a Major Sabbat. This date was traditionally celebrated on Feb 1st or 2nd, and is still noted today in our country as "Ground Hog's Day", which marks that there is only 6 more weeks of winter; we have reached the half-way point. There are some traditions that may say this holiday marks the beginning of Spring, but this doesn't hold up under scrutiny. Imbolc marks the middle of the winter season, just as Yule marked the beginning, and Ostara will mark the beginning of Spring at the Equinox. The Celts marked this holiday as "Brigit's Day" or "Brid's Day" in Irish. Bridget is one of the few Pagan Dieties to have survived as Saints in the Christian religi

Beltane
Beltane (May 1st) Beltane Introduction @ Lady Bridget 1997 La Baal Tinne, Beltane, Beltain, all are names for the ritual which was traditionally held on May 1st, also known as May Day. The astrological festival occurs when the Sun reaches 15 ° Taurus, which lately has been happening more towards May 4-6th. Either the traditional date or the astrological date can be used to determine when to hold your festival as both will have significant energies for the season. And the season is Spring! The lusty month of May is called so for a reason! Watch the animals, they are "rutting" now, looking to attract mates to raise their families. Butterflies and insects are pollenating flowers all over, and trees are bursting into blossoms and new green growth. In spring, "the young man's fancy turns to love.." and the young girls fancies turn to young men! Beltane, named for the Celtic Sun God, Bel, or Bal, or Baal, also means Bale, to banish, as in the bale fires, which are lit on B

Chicken And Rice With Curry Powder
This rice and chicken bake is packed with flavor, and it's easy to prepare. Use convenient cooked chicken cubes for an even easier meal. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup long-grain rice * 4 boneless chicken breast halves, without skin * 4 tablespoons butter * 1/4 cup chopped red or green bell pepper, or combination green and red * 1 clove garlic, minced * 1 cup chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped sliced celery * 1 can (14.5 ounces) tomatoes * 1/4 cup raisins * 3 tablespoons blanched sliced or slivered almonds * 1/2 to 3/4 teaspoon curry powder * 1/2 teaspoon dried leaf thyme, crumbled * salt and pepper * sliced or slivered almonds for garnish PREPARATION: Heat oven to 375°. Cook rice with water as package directs, just until tender. Wash chicken and pat dry. Heat the butter in a large skillet; brown chicken on both sides; remove to a 2-quart casserole. Pour off excess butter and add the bell pepper, garlic, onions, celery,

Quick And Easy Chicken Olé
An easy Mexican-style chicken bake with salsa and corn chips. INGREDIENTS: * 4 to 5 boneless chicken breast halves * 1 can (10 3/4 ounces) condensed cream of chicken soup * 3/4 cup chunky salsa or diced tomatoes with green chile peppers * 4 cups corn chips * 2 cups shredded Monterey Jack cheese or Mexican mixture of cheeses PREPARATION: Arrange chicken breasts in an 11x7-inch baking dish. Combine the soup with the salsa; pour over chicken breasts. Top with corn chops and shredded cheese. Cover and bake in a preheated 350° oven for 45 minutes, or until bubbly and chicken is cooked through. Serves 4.

Conflict (poem)
You tell me “no” and then hold it against me Had you said “yes” you’d be angrier still- Well, happiness hides around every corner and the corners are hiding from you. I try to please, try to help, try to hear you. Each waking minute I wonder what if? And try to remember that I have no fault- In your situation, this gift to yourself. Look down on my life, laugh if you must I can accept what you don’t have to give. I stumble and blunder through every day Hoping that each breath was worth it.

Mi Soul
Love me not for the color and the shape of my eyes. But because you see the goodness of my soul therein. Love me not for the silk and satin of my sheets, But for the truth they speak Love me not for the softness of my skin But for the softness of my soul. Love me not for hands that stroke and caress you But for hands that do the work of God Love me not for the fullness of my Chest But for the fullness of my heart. Love me not for the sensitivity of my nipples But for my sensitivity to humanity Love me not for the warmth between my Thighs But for the warmth of my humanity. Love me not because my “Man Hood feels incredible” But because my Man Hood is incredible Love me not for the way my legs wrap around you But for the journey they have carried me through Love me not because I am pleasing to the sight or touch. Love me because of all that I am

Buy My Outlaw Johnny Rodes Cd Southern Etiquette Buy
ONE 4 A FRIEND AS WELL, I HAVE IT , ITS DYNAMITE HOT HOT CD A MUST HAVE ESP WHEN UR HAVING THOSE TAIL GATE PARTIES :) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Johnny Rodes Outlaw Band Date: Sep 3, 2007 7:33 AM

Birthday Girl!!!
Well.. my birthday today has been pretty good so far! My oldest made birthday hats for everyone at my party yesterday. Not only that he made up a song and sang it to me. Isn't that the sweetest thing ever? I am so so proud of him and how he cares about others! Lets see.. I did get to get my hair cut! YAY!!AND I got a 12 month vic for my birthday present. :p I guess thats a sign I spend to much time on here! lol... Anyways, the day has just started and I think my boys have more tricks up their sleeves. I hope to have more pictures of today up tonight! And since it is my birthday.. I can whine and bitch about retards on here and not care!! This newbie rated muh birthday picture a one on my birthday! HOW RUDE!! :p So, I went and called him a retard! :P unit_42@ fubar The Retard! Anyways, I hope everyone has a GREAT Labor day!!! If you have to work today don't work to hard! Love you all! Mysti aka the birthday girl :p

Parmesan Chicken
NGREDIENTS: * 1 cup dry bread crumbs, plain * 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 1/4 cup ground oregano * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1 clove garlic, minced * 3/4 cup melted butter or margarine, divided * 3 to 4 pounds chicken parts PREPARATION: Directions for Parmesan chicken Combine bread crumbs, Parmesan cheese, oregano, pepper, and salt; set aside. In a skillet in 2 tablespoons butter, sauté garlic until tender. Add remaining melted butter.Dip chicken in garlic butter; roll each piece in bread crumb and Parmesan mixture. Place Parmesan chicken in a 13x9x2-inch baking pan; sprinkle with remaining bread crumb mixture and pour remaining garlic butter over all. Bake Parmesan chicken at 350° for 55 minutes, or until golden brown. Parmesan chicken serves 6.

Help
Ok second blog for today. I have having a major blonde moment here. But how the hell does this VIP work.I see it everywhere but can't find out how.I don't you blonde moment. I just would like to see what it has to offer but if I can't find then how the hell will I know!! HELP !!!!

Falling Into You
I wrote a blog a month or more ago title “Arms Spread Out” where in I prefaced the blog with the song “Cradle” by The Rising. If you are an avid reader of my blogs, you understand that I communicate through music. It often represents my thoughts, my feelings and my innermost wishes. I happened across that song again in my Itunes and it has so much of a different meaning for me now than it did back then. That first blog was about the obsession and feeling that I had for my fireman. That overwhelming feeling that I can only describe as a negative and painful daily experience where in I lost myself. It was a sad, pitiful existence that I was living in. A dark and silent world overwhelmed with too many questions and no answers. Listening to the song again today I hear a different story. One that I can identify with in a much more positive light. I hear a story about falling deeply in love. Letting yourself go to the edge of the world and falling into that person. Giving it

Friends 2
A friend is someone to rage with when life is really unfair. That is not to say they are going to help you plot your ex’s murder or anything like that, but when you are really ticked off and need to vent, they will be there for you. You can safely tell your real friends just how angry you are and they will help you find ways to dissipate the anger and to eventually let it go. Humor is a wonderful way that friends have of helping us to let go of our anger. Rather then help you plot the murder, they can throw out a few wonderfully witty comments about your ex and get you laughing again. No matter what it is that you’re upset about; your real friends will be there for you.

Help Needed
i dont normally do this on this name Im only asking if anyone is not busy and wants to help out.Theres 45 minutes left in the contest and down by 500. Thanks for anyone that wants to help.All would be greatly appreciated. Again we are not a bombing family but a leveling family .This is just for a leveler

Bowling Tonight
Well I took my step dad bowling, and he's the youngest on his team (50). Well we were sitting around joking, his team and I, and this woman walks by. She had a nice set of legs on her, nice and long. The oldest at the table, about 84, speaks up to the rest of the table after she leaves and is like: "Those are some nice long legs... I wish they were wrapped around my neck." I couldn't help but laugh, but sorry ladies, guys will always be perverted.

Idiot Sightings!
Took a quick break from my cleaning and sorting at the apartment to check on my emails, and looky what I found.... ************************************************** Idiot Sightings!!!! Be careful, be v-e-r-y careful.... IDIOT SIGHTING : My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. _____________________________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING : I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reaso

Ahahahahah
gunbunny55: show me it all............or if you have a cam........ ->gunbunny55: unless you wanna see the smorgasboard ones those are for friends and very tame ->gunbunny55: the other is of my feet next to my husbands package if you really wanna see how well endowed my husband is gunbunny55: try me. ->gunbunny55: one you can find on a photobucket search of greek goddess.. that's where I got it and someone flagged it nsfw .. I keep it for myself cause of the comments ->gunbunny55: you'd probably be disappointed LMAO gunbunny55: can I see your private pics ->gunbunny55: there http:... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=924825&albumid=0&i=1020602419 gunbunny55: can I get some pussy?

Fyi
If anyone out there has noticed my pic change. I will keep the current picture up until I finish mourning the loss of my sweetheart. I think it was very unfair how it happened and I know I must accept it but I hurt so bad.I just want to know, WHY?????????????????

What The Hell Are You Doing To Me?
I wish you would take me to the wall when you came home from work. We wouldn't even exchange hello's because there wouldn't be enough time. Our kisses are fevered and hot as we breathe into each others souls. I wish you would hold a fistful of my hair in your hand as you tilt my head back to expose my neck that you will bite and kiss, and then I will hoist my leg around your body and invite you. I wish for the many beautiful things that will happen between that kiss against the wall and our bodies laying naked on cool white sheets together. I wish I could close my eyes while you kiss my forehead and then I would place my hand over your heart and feel it as the beat slows while we hold each other and smell the others skin...the way it smells after we have shared ourselves with each other. And I wish that as we are falling asleep in each others arms, that this wasn't a dream and that you were really real.

Sex Machines For Women
Girls Girls Girls We aim to please with special Sex Machines just for the ladies. Ride a Sex Machine and orgasm in less than 6 or 7 minutes, maybe 4 or 5 orgasms in 8 to 10 minutes. Yes all true all possible. Come say hello and chat about it.

Come One Come All To The Biker's Clubhouse Bar & Grill
COME ON IN AND CHECK OUT THE NEW LOOK IN THE BIKER'S CLUBHOUSE BAR & GRILL! YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR OWN MUSIC AND REQUEST A SONG TO BE ADDED! JUST CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND IT WILL TAKE YOU THERE! SEE YOU SOON! SalivaLadies And GentlemenMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Check This Lady Out
THIS IS MY FRIEND JESSICA AND SHE NEEDS A LITTLE HELP IN HER CONTEST. SHE HAS FALLEN TO THIRD PLACE. I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE DOCTORS AND NOT FEELING VERY WELL TODAY. PLUS I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE TEST RESULTS TOO. IF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY WOULDN'T MIND COULD YOU PLEASE STOP BY AND LEAVE SOME COMMENTS FOR HER. SHE'S A GREAT PERSON AND FRIEND. HERE IS THE LINK TO HER PHOTO. THANK YOU FROM THE GHOST RIDER. WISH ME WELL. Write On Images

If You Play On Xbox Live...
If you play on Xbox Live on your Xbox 360, then you need to add me. Forserious. Be sure you tell me who you are though, otherwise, well, I won't know. :D The gamercard is showing what I've been playing recently. Don't have too many games at the moment, but that's changing, since the 360's still pretty new to me. :D

Thirty Lines To Make You Smile
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the

Food For Thought...
quote:Indeed we must *go with the flow* of Life, but not life as we are conditioned to perceive it. Life has an agenda all of its own, and we ARE life so we should indeed Realize that we are as much that agenda as the bird or the tree or the Legless Frog. But we are conditioned to project our likes and dislikes into/onto that life, that agenda, re-defining that Natural agenda as our own. Our own, the Grand Trickster's, agenda is not the agenda of the manifested realm. That is why we are always in conflict with both nature and each other. We conditioned programmed automatons set up our own agendas and are conditioned to *believe* it is everything else's, so we are always at odds with everyone and everything. Ah, but we must face the storms face to face toe to toe and battle it out. We can not glean the Rainbow unless we can weather the storm. We can not start Awakening unless we can let go of the Causes of our Suffering. The storms are none other than our conditioned ideas and images

Life Is Too Short
Life is to short & unpredictable, One moment your walking along a sidewalk, next you could are in a hospital bed listening to loved ones and strangers pray for you. the realization that in a quick moment your whole life can change is frightening. i will never pass up an opportunity to tell a loved one i love them or feel guilty for being overprotective with myself or my children. just as easy as life is given it can be taken away. life is too short

Layered Chocolate-zabaglione Cream Cakes
Layered Chocolate-Zabaglione Cream Cakes advertisement Prep: 1 hour Bake: 18 minutes Ingredients 1/2 cup unsalted butter 3 ounces bittersweet chocolate 6 eggs 1 cup granulated sugar 2 teaspoons vanilla 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 cup sifted cake flour White Chocolate Cream Frosting (see recipe below) White Chocolate Zabaglione Sauce (see recipe below) Fresh berries (optional) White and/or bittersweet chocolate curls or shavings (optional) Directions 1. Grease a 15x10x1-inch baking pan. Line bottom with parchment paper or waxed paper; grease paper. Set aside. In a small saucepan combine butter and bittersweet chocolate. Heat and stir over low heat until melted; set aside to cool. Allow eggs to stand at room temperature for 30 minutes. 2. Preheat oven to 350 degree F. In a large mixing bowl, beat eggs slightly. Add sugar, vanilla, and cinnamon; beat with an electric mixer on high speed for 10 minutes. Sift about one-th

Three Entries, Clouds, Moi & Jardin For One Jour. Oh Non, Non, Non.
Jardin Bon journo mon cherest ami and it is indeed tres bon. Oui, oh before Moi goes off at une tangent, tou est looking tres bright eyed and bushy rear membered this matin. Oh, well Moi is smiling like tomorrow is never coming and so non grumbles at all. Now, it is tres early and Moi has been up with the larks so to speak. La luna has been smiling down on Moi being lit as she is by some strange fluke of nature. Maybe reflection. The sky is filled again like the artists canvas with thousands of grey, blanc, noir, pink and purple fluffies and is tres bella As it is dry Moi thought it a bon temp to hang the towels out in case the jour deteriorates and have been transfixed almost like the towels to the line. Oui indeed, there were rustlings from the pomme tree and the leaves kept flicking up and down and then they parted to reveal the tiniest wren ever seen. It kept darting in and around, up and down the branches just like the tiny tree creeper. Non, strangely there were non noisy ak

Bully Update
WANNA PIMP OUT YOUR DRINKS? OR BE A DRUNK PIMP? THEN GET THE FUCK INSIDE THESE GREAT PLACES! JUST CLICK THE ROAMING GNOME, HE'LL SHOW YOU THE WAY TO THE DRUNK TANK! AND CLICK HERE TO BECOME A PIMP THE BEST DJ'S ON FUBAR, BAR NONE!!! DJ KevDog DJ LaUrEn DJ M.I.L.F. DJ JuGgAlO J

I Liked It
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll Down . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You got Male!

.... Is 'fubar' An Old Cats Dream !!....
.... hi fubar reader's.... i'm an old school blogger, viewer, and you could say just a perv??.... YES!!...but a perv??... long ago i dreamed walking around with a p.c. the size a pack of smokes !!.... looking & picking up on women and getting laided ??....with this small thing !!....well i have my black~berry and have a lap~top and use them too have sex ??.... yes some of you use for work or games i use my p.c.'s for getting my nuts off and i'm freaking good at it ??....i've live all over the world and these great united states !!.... and there are women all over doing the same ??....i'm not into little girls or kids i'm in to older women and maybe some slutty 27 year-olds or older!!.... i just love it??.....hope too blog and meet some women here and GALS if you are in the L.A. area and want a man too make you hott drop me a e-mail.... love you duke jones.....

Inspired By Dreams
Inspired by my Dreams Dreams of only You You are my Need Need must be Fulfilled Fulfilled by letting Go Go into our Souls Souls that are Connected Connected through our Desires Desires of our Hearts Hearts beating as One One breath one Passion Passion takes us Higher Higher into the Stars Stars burst and Shatter Shatter into tiny Pieces Pieces of my Dreams Dreams you have Inspired ~JMW~ 9-7-2007

Jokes 1
1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common? ---They both wiggle when you eat them. 2. What is a Yankee? ---The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. 3. What do women and condoms have in common? ---They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis. 4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing? ---Odor eaters. 5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? ---A Lickalotopuss. 6. Why do men name their penis? ---They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions. 7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? ---Snowballs. 8. What does a rooster have that a man wants? ---A hard pecker. 9. What kind of bees give milk? ---Boo bees. 10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as? ---Speed bumps. 11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? ---They both like a tight seal. 12. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven? ---If it were more, it would be Hell. 13. What has three teeth and sixt

Admission Of Confusion
There are times When I just can’t Find the flow I scribble The words down With no idea Where to go I do not try To hide that As I am sure You all know As once I have finished I give it A show So if you Get lost Or perhaps Confused It had a nice Start But you end up No longer amused Relax And please remain A believer For as I read Back Over some of My stuff I have no clue What I meant Either

I Love You Because...
I Love You because... You're attentive and romantic You listen to my interest and worries and you care. You're kind and thoughtful and you see the good in others You're hardworking and derermined yet you know how to have fun You love me and you're open and honest about the love we share Your smile melts my heart and your touch can set me on fire i love you because... You're you and you mean everything to me! done by christine .

What's Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Blind Folds, Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds100% Chains/Handcuffs100% Biting67% Bondage50% Whips33% Blood8% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Daily Rant (1)
Yes. This will be a recurring one, as indicated by the (1), which is my oh so amazingly clever way of indicating that...this will be a recurring theme. Anyway. Today's rant is on the subject of... Shaving devices. No, just kidding. It is, of course, on a favourite topic of many people for at least 100 years...err, a decade or soon to be thereabouts. Yes, it is, of course, 9/11. Now, before you begin to load your weapons and smear my blood against the wall several yards behind me, wait. Take a deep breath. Be calm. It's not the event I'm ranting about. It is... The -date-. Look, I understand that in America, you do lots of things backarsewards. But seriously, 9/11, or 6/10, makes no sense at all. Let's look at why. Nine = ninth month. Eleven = eleventh day. Now, why the hell are they in that order? What's bigger? The month, or the day? And in all other matters, does not the largest thing come before the smallest thing? You don't say you live in America,

Jack And Monroe
The call came in at 2am. She knew it was critical as it was on the secret line. “Whats the problem” she asked in her sweet sexy voice. “It appears we have a missile crisis. The president needs you right away , Ms. Monroe.” said the voice on the other line. “We will send a car. Be ready!” “Oh dear!. I will.” She answered back. Marilyn Monroe was once again called in for secret duty. She loved it that way it always made it more exciting. She thought on what to wear. She looked through her critical mission wardrobe and her spotted the perfect 'tool' for the job. “This will do perfectly. Jack will love it.” she thought. She slowed stripped out of nightgown she had chosen that evening when she laid down to sleep. She looked in the mirror. Her naked body was luscious from her full beautiful breasts to her curves that didn't stop. She slipped in to the light silk blue dress she had elected for this presidential emergency and elected to forgo wearing panties. “They

Game Five: Wales Beat Canada 42-17
Wales (9) 42 Tries: Parker, AW Jones, Williams (2), Charvis Cons: Jones (4) Pens: Hook (3) Canada (12) 17 Tries: Cudmore, Culpan, Williams Cons: Pritchard Wales survived a huge scare in their opening World Cup match before overcoming a determined Canada side. Canada led 17-9 after 45 minutes in Nantes after tries from Jamie Cudmore, Craig Culpan and Morgan Williams. But the introduction of Stephen Jones and Gareth Thomas sparked Wales to life as they dominated the last half hour. Sonny Parker, Alun Wyn Jones, Colin Charvis and Shane Williams (2) crossed to ensure the victory which had looked a distant dream for the Welsh side. Wales, wearing black armbands in honour of former Welsh Rugby Union president Sir Tasker Watkins who died on Sunday, lined up in unfamiliar grey jerseys. And the dullness of their shirts was matched by their play in the opening exchanges as they struggled to find any cohesion. They at least managed to force Canada to concede

Just A Thought
Each facet of your being whether it physical or spiritual is an ensnarement from which there is no release. But I do not wish release. I wish to stay entrapped forever. With you for all eternity. Our hearts, always as one.

My One Wish
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you gives me the comfort of strength to forget about wealth, fame the moon and stars and all other things this wish could bestow upon me, for YOU bring me happiness and for this I use my one wish...

In Native American Life~
~ American Life~ Beauty aside, wearing or presenting jewelry had many social, economic, political and religious implications for the Native Americans of the 1600â€™s in southern New England. Jewelry was used to show connection with a particular group. Beads validated treaties and were used to remember oral tradition, as well as for exchange and currency. There were many ritual aspects of beads and pendants used in ceremonies of dance, curing and sacrifice. Jewelry was also used in many â€˜rites of passageâ€™ which individuals passed through in their lives. Personal Aesthetics: Native Americans in New England, especially young women, enhanced their dress with beads and pendants. Wampum beads were treasured possessions and elaborate types and large amounts of jewelry were worn. Native American women, however, were considered less vain than European women. Besides jewelry, beads decorated clothing or were inlaid into objects of wood for aesthetic beauty. Wampum inlaid wooden items in

My Second Job.
Well today I had brought to the attention of my general manager that I do not want to be the opening person any more. He then asked me why I didn't want too, I am just tired of getting up early 7 day's a week to work. I don't really like the girl that is now head waitress and I have told myself if she gets the spot I would leave. I don't know why she got it, she treats everyone like shit and is so fake to the guests. I really don't know why you would put someone in charge that treats everyone like shit and walks around like she owns the place. I know about 3 other people that will leave to just because she is going to be head waitress. Well I didn't bother to tell him that was the reason I want to leave because he really wont care. I can't leave the bowling alley until I can get a different job some place else. I can't afford to pay for day care and anything else with just my full time job. What should I do, stay at a place where I make $9 an hour and I'm not happy being there or fin

Orange Country Style Ribs
Orange juice and marmalade flavor these tasty skillet country-style ribs. INGREDIENTS: * 4 to 6 boneless country-style ribs * 1 tablespoon olive oil * salt, pepper, and Cajun seasoning or other seasoning blend * 1/4 cup flour * 1 medium sweet onion, chopped * 1/3 cup chicken broth * 1 teaspoon orange zest * 1/2 cup fresh orange juice * 2 tablespoons sweet marmalade * 1 clove garlic, minced * 1 tablespoon wine vinegar, or cider vinegar PREPARATION: Trim ribs of excess fat; sprinkle with seasonings and toss in a food storage bag with flour until coated. Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat; add ribs and brown on all sides. Add chopped onion and continue sautéing until onion is just tender. Add the chicken broth; cover and simmer for about 20 minutes. Combine remaining ingredients; add to the skillet. Simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes, until reduced and slightly thickened. Cover and simmer for 5 to 10 minutes l

Galatians
Gal.1 [1] Paul, an apostle, (not of men, neither by man, but by Jesus Christ, and God the Father, who raised him from the dead;) [2] And all the brethren which are with me, unto the churches of Galatia: [3] Grace be to you and peace from God the Father, and from our Lord Jesus Christ, [4] Who gave himself for our sins, that he might deliver us from this present evil world, according to the will of God and our Father: [5] To whom be glory for ever and ever. Amen. [6] I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel: [7] Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ. [8] But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. [9] As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed. [10] For do I now persuade men,

9/11
September 11, 2001 September 11, 2001, marked yet another significant turning point in world history. Whatever innocence was left in the world was lost on that fateful day. On lesser numeric scales, equally heinous crimes are committed against humanity virtually every day of the year. What is happening in the world? It is difficult to explain. Somehow the perpetrators of the most evil and disgusting crimes have been stripped of the virtue of mercy. It would seem that their basic humanity is simply missing. The memory of those planes crashing into the Twin Towers, the Pentagon and the one that crashed into the Pennsylvanian field, will be etched into people's minds forever. For many of us it was like watching a Hollywood movie as it unfolded before us on television screens all around the world. We watched in stunned silence as we learned that the events were real and were happening in real time. In the blink of an eye, families can be thrown into turmoil when loved ones a

Why??? Let Me Explain
Hello my dear sweet friends, family and fans. I have taken down a few pictures, my garden album, and my handcuffed album. WHY? For those who already know me, its all to do with my marriage and how things have been in that relationship for some time now. Finally, I think my husband has heard me, and listened. He is changing jobs, and going to be home a lot more. Im so excited i could just die right here where I sit. Course If I did, wouldnt be no point to him being home more..haha! Its been a hard few years, Im hopeful we can get to know each other again and enjoy our lives as they unfold before us. So...just bear with me on this one. Know I wont be here as often as I use to be...OR AT LEAST I HOPE NOT :) I will from time to time check in to see whats going on with all of you. I wont however be here everyday like I have been. I also wont be taking new pics for this site, and if things work out for my husband and myself, Ill be coming back to delete my profile...IF NOT..ILL B

New For Sc Members Of My Site
NOW my SC members are part of the action too! It's been a long time in the making, but I finally was able to get a webcam option put in my SC area. YOu are now able to view over 600 Private archived shows I've done. Everything from fucking, sucking, squirting, role playing and more. If you're unfamiliar with Privatecamz it's something I do when I have free time. Here is the link to check it out. You direct the show and I do anything you want me to do to fulfill your fantasy (within the rules of course lol). BUt NOW you dont' have to pay for archives or anything. JUST for being a member of my site you get access to all of my privatecamz shows! You'll love it. Do you know how much video time that is. Hours and Hours I can assure you. Make sure you check it out. Only in the members section. It's under Webcam. Later this week I should also have it available that you can come view my free web show I do weekly on camz as well. I have a blast doing them and usually always wind

Omg Ewwwww!
hey guys its Monday!!! We moved into the new house over the weekend! Im drained from working 24 hours these past 2 days! The house ws trashed when we got the keys. The owners were suppose to have a cleaning team come in but guess she didn't have the time! The house is DISGUSTING!I moved the fridge and oven and to my amazement there was at least 3 to 4 inches of old nasty food stuck to the floor~ omg ewwwww! How the owners lived like this i have no idea! they had 4 kids but damn.. No wonder the woman was a fat ass. she never got off her ass to clean! I should have the house cleaned by tonight ( pray) I cant live in filth like that... Soo anyways. As ive said in my past blogs i don't have internet nor a phone at the house. I have no idea when it will be moved over there either... Ill be out of my apartment Wednesday afternoon. Ill post pictures when i can! OK i better get to cleaning this apartment! TIGHT HUGS AND WET KISSES!!! JEN

Back Track Lust.
You pulled the satin ribbons frommy chest againWe could drive through memory lane with your integalatic starewe've been swimming for hours trying not break that Au Naturel high Sucking you in once moretidbits of pouts meltingand your flow tomy flowfrom my positivesand your negatives.You kept on Askingwhy we stayed together as you tugged a fistfulof hair.~K~ " Its the Thing Now..

#$%%^$%&$%&$%
ok.. Ive just lost my bar tab and my gifts received. I was in the middle of returning the love all my friends (new and existing) had given to me. So If i don't rate or comment you right away, bear with me, i have to go thru manually and try to manage it. Hugs to you all

My Horoscope 9-10
Daily Horoscope: Virgo For September 10,2007 Use all that good energy you've got now to get even more organized at work or at home. You can make almost anything work if you put your mind to it, so don't be shy about taking on big projects. LOL Iwish I had a "big" project:P IDK.....Im bored

Moms Letter To Her Son
Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out

Save It ...rip It...wear It !
In rememberance of those who lost their lives on 9-11-2001.Please rip or save this pic from my folder, and make it your primary pic for the next few days.Below is the pic to click to rip/save and wear!Lets get as many people to have this picas their primary pic!!!!Please repost often! (repost of original by 'Boycott Wal-Mart' on '2007-09-10 14:33:05') (repost of original by 'Kimmy' on '2007-09-10 14:38:48') (repost of original by 'Boycott Wal-Mart' on '2007-09-10 15:10:09') (repost of original by 'Keenatastic' on '2007-09-10 15:28:57') (repost of original by 'Boycott Wal-Mart' on '2007-09-10 15:39:20') (repost of original by 'tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5}' on '2007-09-10 15:54:39') (repost of original by 'Boycott Wal-Mart' on '2007-09-10 18:23:47') (repost of original by '~*Splash*~New Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~DSC~Fubar Wife To Ophanim "BLS Mafia (SDMF)"' on '2007-09-10 18:50:43') (repost of original by '♥PobreDiabla♥' on '2007-09-10 21:15:00')

Sick Day...
Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work,but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "..And where do you think you're going?!" (You're gonna love this....) She said, "I'm going home, too. You can't possibly expect me to work in the dark!

The Beauty Of A Woman
The beauty of a woman. Is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman. Must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows..!! For my ~*SeXxI iTaLiA maMi~*

Goddess
You bore the children of our people, Raised them bold and proud and free, Told them tales of Thor and Wotan And the maiden Valkyrie. They took a Goddess from her temple And a sister of the sun, Made her shuffle in a convent As a barren,sexless nun. You are the Goddess of fertility, No matter what your name: Aphrodite, Sif or Ishtar. Cast off that Christian shame! Pray no more bowed in submission, Nor on a bended knee. Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's Is a creed of slavery. Nature made you beautiful, All Asgard's great delight, As a Goddess of our people, Inspire Aryan men to fight. You are the Goddess of fertility, No matter what you name: Aphrodite, Sif or Ishtar. Cast off that Christian shame!

Film Project Debunking History Channel 9/11 Piece
Film Project Debunking History Channel 9/11 Piece Posted by: "Kathleen Roberts" weerkhr@pacbell.net Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:21 pm (PST) Is anyone interested in helping with a film debunking the History Channel's show "9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction?"? John Hankey, maker of the films "JFK II: The Bush Connection" and "The Assassination of JFK Jr.", is considering such a project. As he says, below, it might not be a successful feature film, more a teaching aid. His email is xjhankeyx@yahoo.com. Kathy Hey Kathy it's on my to-do list. I have a few other promises to keep first. Someone is sending me a copy. (they sell it, but only one hour.) What was amazing to me is the amount of ad hominem. If you hear from anyone else, tell them I'd be glad to help. Otherwise, I'll take it on. And ask you for a very specific list of your criticism, hopefully with the exact time that it occurs in the program. The progarm is two hours. The analyzis is not going to get made into a successful fea

My Horoscope
For September 11,2007 Today is perfect for making that little change that you think might have big effects on your life. An extra apple a day, taking stairs instead of the elevator or making nice with that one neighbor could do the trick.

Awesome 9/11 Story.
(AS TOLD ON PAUL HARVEY) How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those WHO died on the 11th OF September, 2001...Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found outabout the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and>> The Pentagon. On September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy That had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack.The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people. His boss asked him, 'Do you think yo

Guam!!!!
Okay, So I havent been on this board because for the last month and a half I have been exotic dancing at a club in Tumon, Guam called Dreamgirls.....for those of you who dont know where Guam is, its halfway around the world and a remote island far away from any and everyone I remotely care about. Its definitely been interesting-the clubs here are fully nude, sell booze and have very relaxed rules. Pretty much, you do what you can to keep the customer happy and spending money. Here we make money not only by selling lap dances (private rooms), but also by selling Ladies drinks-which beginning at $20 might be hard to stomach for guys coming directly from the Mainland. There are lots of Koreans here which makes for hard cultural differences sometimes and theres really not alot to do on an island like this once you see all the historical sights besides drink. But all and all its been fun :) Not to mention Ive got to meet some very fun sailors along the way..... Ill talk late

Of Course!
So i saw a commercial last night for Metroid Prime 3. Wouldn't you freaking know it? It's only coming out on the Wii, so ... I have to bat my eyelashes at my daddy and wait til Christmas. But I'm sure I'll get the console and the game. :D Love my father; he rules!

Foundry Cams: Erika Wets Herself Down And Rocks Out In Her Room
Erika from FOUNDRY CAMS grabs a big bottle of water, and shows off her amazing body through a soaking wet shirt. Then she loses that oppressive garment and shows off her marvelous chocolate-covered hooters. Music by CIRCUS OF DEAD SQUIRRELS. CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO! (link works now... stupid server)

Famous Oatmeal Cookies
A classic family favorite in every house. This oatmeal cookie recipe is very basic with easy to follow instructions. A perfect after school snack or quick dessert. Ingredients 3/4 C. vegetable shortening 1 C. brown sugar 1/2 C. granulated sugar 1 egg 1/4 C. water 1 tsp. vanilla 3 C. uncooked oats 1 C. flour 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. soda Directions 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. Beat together shortening, sugars, egg, water and vanilla until creamy. 3. Add remaining ingredients. Mix well. 4. Drop by rounded teaspoonfuls onto a greased cookie sheet and bake at 350 degrees for 12-15 minutes. Variations: You can add chopped nuts, raisins, chocolate chips, or coconut. Yield: about 5 dozen

Who Took The........
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED A ONLINE GAME? OR LIKE TO PLAY THEM? WELL CHECK THIS ONE OUT. JUST CLICK THE BANNER BELOW AND SIGN UP. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS VERIFY A EMAIL CODE WHEN SENT (CHECK JUNK MAIL ALSO) THEN TRY OUT THE GAME. ITS A BLAST WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW THE GAME.

Worst Enemy
I guess life is a weird thing...... all it takes is one person to f*ck it up. One person to hurt you and you are never the same. You can never trust again, believe again or love the same way again. You are always thinking about the one person who f*cked it up. And of course yourself... what did I do wrong? what can I do for it to not happen again? was I really that bad? ..... and so on..... You are your own worst enemy...... The only person who can make something out of mud.....

Double Blog
Alright Halloween is planned out. Me and a friend, Kork, are going to be Dante and Randal, Clerks 2 form. Need 100 dollars for the full outfit (my side). Second, I figured out what I want to do with at least part of my living room, Kevin Smith posters. There are some fucking get ones on the Secret Stash website, I'm going to post them into my stash later. Some time over the weekend whoops triple blog. Third, I need to find a people to go to the bar with me tomorrow. So anyone in the Beckley area come on out to Rock City. Another thing that just happened. The person who rented this place prior to me was a drug dealer for the area. This drunk guy just came up, on something, looking for the guy before me, it's 4 o'clock in the fucking morning why the fuck did I answer.

'pirbright Link' To Farm Outbreak
The latest outbreak of foot-and-mouth disease in Surrey was probably caused by the same strain that infected herds last month, initial tests suggest. Environment department Defra said the strain found in Egham was similar to that from the Pirbright research site in Surrey, blamed for the August cases. The government is facing criticism that it was too quick to declare Britain foot-and-mouth free last week. A movement ban is in place, and the EU has stopped animal exports. The infected cattle in the latest outbreak are on a farm 10 miles from the Pirbright site, and the disease was confirmed only a week after the previous restrictions on cattle movements were lifted. Zones are imposed around a number of sites in Surrey after new foot and mouth outbreak Enlarge Map Surrey County Council said the area at the centre of the outbreak is grazing land attached to Milton Park farm, while the animals on the land are owned by Hardwick Park farm. A 10km (6.2 mil

Cyprus Tree
So you found yourself a killer The one with blue eyes I guess the blood stain on the blanket don't lie I guess I saw it coming Like a boy I just kept running But through this crime I have survived They're gonna hang you from the cypress tree The crowd gonna cheer when the see you swing Yeah, they're gonna hang you from the cypress tree Tell me now do you believe? Glory Halleluia, I raise my glass up to you And I bow my head with utmost respect And I think its only fair to warn you That there's a storm that's coming up on you And like a wind and the rain My words are direct They're gonna hang you from the cypress tree The crowd gonna cheer when the see you swing Yeah, they're gonna hang you from the cypress tree Tell me now do you believe? It's a funny word "friends" You get beginnings and you got ends I guess I see you when we're ashes again They're gonna hang you from the cypress tree The crowd gonna cheer when the see you swing Yeah, they're gonna

Daddy's Little Girl
She'd snuggle up and talk to me, Each night as I'd watch TV, I teasingly called her chatterbox, Then one night, she said 'dont be scared' I see an angel on the stairs Daddy can you hear the angel talk? 1 more year of lollypops, ice-cream cones and soda pop, 1 more year of daddy's little girl. 1 more year of crackerjacks, bubblegum and sugar smacks, 1 more year of daddy's little girl. I took her in my arms upstairs And as she said her nightime prayers I felt a fever burning through her head She gave thanks for mom and me And said I heard my angel speak Daddy, this is what my angel said Her faith grew strong, her body weak And soon my frightened eyes could see There was nothing on earth that I could do And one year later to the day In her sleep she slipped away And I knew what she'd said and heard were true

Issues!!
A long time ago I told myself that I was going to sit and take stock of things. Fix that in myself that is broken. I have done a great deal of that lately and done quite a bit of soul-searching. I've learned alot about myself and about what i want out of life. Patience has ALWAYS been a big problem with me. A friend used to say "I want what I want, I know what I want,and I want it now". That sums alot of things up for me. Not that I'm impulsive....well get me to a gun show and I am. That is the hardest for me. Knowing what I want, knowing what I want to do but having the patience to see things through.

Quote Of The Day
Brought to you by: http://www.fubar.com/user/1114153 I love to get funny emails on fubar: "why dont you do me a favor! go fuck off and die somewhere cause your not worth a shit! and when when you down load pix and dont let other seen the that fucken wrong and if you dont want other to see them why put then on there then.... that dont make any sense! of course you dont have any sense any ways i for got your to young to know shit! nice meet you BITCH! hahahah the person of your dreams is going to come get you! like freddy in nightmare on Elm street! hahaha!" -------------------------- My reply: And no, you're still not going to get to see any of me nsfw dumbass! lol!!!! And Freddy... Don't be gentle, I like it rough ;) HAHAHAHAHA! Night night...

When Does Enough Become Enough ( Relatinoship Rant Fair Warning)
After 10 years Im sad to say I think it's time to move on. Most anyone who reads this knows a little about my situation. For those who jsut happen to be curious & clicked on this blog I will give you a short over view. I have been with my husband for 10 years. We did not get together in the best of circumstances reguardless I love this man to pieces. However he is so emotionally & affectionately closed off I cannot relate to him anymore. A big part of this is from past experiences & being afraid to be vulnerable which I almost understand. I have tried everything to make him understand he is worth something ... not just to his kids but to me. In 10 years I still have gotten nowhere with it. I changed 75% of who I am to try to make him at least content thinking if I was more like the person he insisted I should be then he would be happier and in turn treat me a little better. Not the case...the more I try the worse he gets. At what point do you go *sigh* Im done cant do it anymor

Ms. Maine
Ms. Maine is trying to levelup to level 22. COme show her that Fubar love please. She's a sweet heart adn will return all love. She also has lots of pics adn stashes to rate. ♥ΜśִΜ@įňĖ♥ββŴ♥NBSD FAMILY@ fubar

The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' IF LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE, I AM SURPRISED THAT A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY HASN'T TRIED TO PATENT IT. LAUGH NOW WHILE IT IS STILL FREE!!!

How Hard Is It To Do One Little Favor From A Few Friends
IT MUST BE REAL HARD TO HELP SOMEONE WHEN I HAVE HELPED A FEW OF YOU ALL IN CONTEST NOW ITS MY TURN SO SHOW ME THE LOVE OR ILL BE DELETING SOME FRIENDS OFF MY LIST THANK YOU AND HAVE A VERY NICE DAY

We Must Never Give Up
We must never give up, we must always move forward even though the road is tough. We must always remember that life isnt easy. Sometimes we fall short and lose our way but we must never give up. Life is too short live it well. But dont you ever give up. I am always here. Although i am not there to hold you close when you cant seem to find one good reason to keep moving forward. Remember that i will be there to take your hand and lead you to the top. you cannot see me but i am there in your heart. I may not always give you the best advice but i am not here to live your life, but only put a smile on your face and make you laugh. I am not here to take away your pain, but here to be your friend, and relieve the pressure that holds you back, but never give up. I am here for you always and in my dreams i will hold you close. I wish for you the best. Remember that the bad times make you stronger and it will be worth the tears when it is said and done, j

Her Fantasy World
The world as we know is harsh and cruel The little girl can only cry and wail To find only a life that suites her best The fantasy of her mind is the only place she finds rest Where she believes she's the queen of all Caring not in the least of others pain She judges them cause their not like her She laughs at them trying to be Only the world she lives in she finds herself wonderful But in the real world, everyone sees her lies and insaine ways We feel sorry for her But what is ther to do? Can't make her seek help, cause to her, she's perfect 'Tis a shame 'Tis a huge shame Unicorns and Fairies are not life But to her, its a way of life Sorry to say, but the anger and pain will not fade Her lies are nothing but a scared little girl deep inside She plundges the spear in everyone else Only to make them hate her more and more But to her, what is there a care in the world. For her fairies and unicorns seem to be the only ones who care........

Flame's Of Insanity
Fire rises high into the air A thick coat of gray forming from the flames A burning sensation rising through the blood His blood, the man that caused this heat Pain and suffering echoes from the smoke Screaming no longer cries but horrid screeching The flames reflect through mine eyes Watching the bodies of smoking minds run Flocking around one another in a hurried panic Skin scorched and sizzled to nothing Bubbling like plastic on a display model Popin and busting open with white gore Terror and pain sketched into the eyes of the dead Teeth white, pure against the scorched lips Fingers twisted and curled in the pain of the flames Hair burnt to nothing against the black skinned head Dirt and ashes flying around the feet of those panicing Mouths wide, screaming and eyes wide with terror One by one dropping to the floor choked from the thick air Others stepping and jumping over the fallen Some stop to help, other's close to insanity When will the horror of these hell

Please
We all had recently lost 2 very dear loving people, and we have to Honor the Traditions. I too will miss my Sister and Brother very dearly and we are bonded by the Spirit that made us Sisters. The fact that they were both very traditional we have to honor that I for one do understand, cause I believe in the traditions, but from now on WE CAN NOT SAY THEIR NAMES it will keep them here and they both need to go on. I do know she wouldn't of wanted us to grief for her long cause she loved life and would want us to go on. That is why I will not say their names and try to think of things to take my mind off, I am grieving too but it is time to move on. They both would've wanted that, trust me

~trapped~
A poem I wrote a while back, you might have read it on my page. ~TRAPPED~ Trapped in my world of confusion, my head spinning and spinning, vision blurred, confusion is what I deserve. Trapped in my world of pain, keeping it all inside, hurt is all I feel, pain is what I deserve. Trapped in my world of anger, vessels ready to explode, blood boiling, anger is what I deserve. Trapped in my world of sadness, crying, weeping, not knowing what to do, sadness is what I deserve. Trapped in my own reality, scared, helpless and empty, not knowing what to do. Nobody will save me, death is all I deserve. ~TaintedSoul~

Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN .. The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the

Warning!
This blog contains insults about several people in Indiana. So if your a supporter of these folks I hope one day I can spit in your face. If there is one thing I hate it's a liar. For year's I've been fighting to get disability. Because I'm not a foreigner I'm not getting it. I live in Anderson, it's about 30 minutes north east of Indianapolis and our cities Mayor, good ol' Kevin Smith promised better health care and a better city. Only thing he did right during his entire stay as the Mayor was bring Nestle here. BIG WHOOP! What about those in this town that have doctors who say they can't work!? CHRIS OKOMAN!!!! has my vote for the up coming electian. Governor Mitch Daniels, he's a good for nothing republican who ruined Indiana. He too promised all sorts of crap for Indina and failed! ANYONE next electian! Senator Richard Lugar, Another good for nothing republican who promised if we got him a seat on the senate he would get us better health care. He hasn't done a damn

Do I Need To Spell It Out???? Geeezzzz...
I am an intelligent (no Mensa, but indeed intelligent) woman that was raised part of my life in the country and part of the life in the city. I enjoy the simple things in life and appreciate more than, perhaps, most people. I advocate for the underdogs in the world oftentimes as well as victims of wrong doing. Things that are huge turn offs for me..... * flying the middle finger around; * asking me to "cam"; * asking me on a date and bragging all about your brand new Porshe; * asking me on a date and then saying that I "owe" you just because you took me to a dinner and a movie; * cussing and cursing; * alcoholics; * smoking just before you kiss me (yuck!); * drug addicts; * raised voices; * fighting and violence; * downgrading an underdog; * domestic violence (or any abuse for that matter); * asking me to share my NSFW pictures with you; * becoming my contact on YM only to ask me to cam or share my NSFW pictures with you; * urging me to see your NSFW pictures or

We Set Examples For All Who Touch Our Lives.
Each day that we thoughtfully make choices about our behavior and our attitudes, we offer ourselves as examples to others - examples of strength. We will continue to grow. The past need haunt us no more. The future can be faced with confidence. Whatever strength is needed to fulfill our destinies will find us. And our forward steps will make the way easier for those who follow.

Angels
Dont be so busy adding up your troubles that you forget to count your blessings. The smallest deed done is a greater than the best of intentions. Love is a language that can be heard by the deaf an seen by the blind. A house is made of wooden beams. A home is made of love a dreams. To be a good friend open your ears an heart more oftenthan your mouth. People dont care how much you know until they know how much you care. Show your friends how much you care.

Work Sucks
Well, I am sitting here at work after a long drive here from someone special's house. I am bored out of my mind. This weekend has been a blur plus very clear--does that make sense? Well, let me explain! Its a blur because of my soon to be ex-husband basically telling me to leave for the weekend so he can think about things. Its clear because I got to spend time with a great person. Made me think about my future a lot. I think thats what my husband wanted me to do. So thats what I did. Hope Wednesday comes quick for me. I will be off 4 days after then. Well, hope everyone has a good day and have a great weekend--whats left of it. Lynn

I Dont Care
Personally, I don't care who or where this originated from. It speaks volumes. *********************************************************** This woman should run for President. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one Ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all th

Humph !!!
BabyDoll is frustrated lol I tryed my hand at making the morph pics but with no luck Boohoo ! I can't figure it out but I'm not giving up ! Its going to take me awhile.... 6 months lol I just wanted my picture to turn into Drew Barrymore *smiles... I hope everyone is have a relaxin' day ! much luv to all ! Sorry for the boring blog after all its a Sunday !

Fried Ice Cream
If you have never tried fried icecream, well here is your chance. Ingredients 1 qt vanilla ice cream 3 C. crushed cornflakes 1 tsp. ground cinnamon 3 egg whites 2 qt. of oil for frying Directions Scoop ice cream into 8 - 1/2 C. sized balls. Place on baking sheet and freeze for approx 1 hr or until firm. In shallow dish, combine cornflakes and cinnamon. In another dish, beat egg whites until foamy. Roll ice cream balls in egg whites, then in cornflakes, covering completely. Freeze again for approx 3 hrs. In deep fryer or large saucepan, heat oil to 375 degrees. Using a basket or slotted spoon, fry ice cream balls 1 or 2 at a time for 10 to 15 seconds. Drain quickly on a paper towel and serve immediately.

Coming From Lyrics
DMX Believe me, when I say Before light, there was dark [Mary J. Blige] If I don't know where I'm coming from, where would I go? If I don't know where I'm coming from, where would I go? (gotta keep it real with me) If I don't know where I'm coming from, where would I go? (So the hell with you) If I don't know where I'm coming from, where would I go? (I think I'm going to the top) [DMX] Places that I've have been, things that I have seen What you call a nightmare, are what I have as dreams Bad as that may seem, I know it's only going to get worse Love, a slug, which one am I gonna get first? My journey's been a rough one, I'm not sure when it began But the way it's looking, I kind of know when it's gonna end Spread love, hold me down baby, it's gonna be a rough ride Niggas give us plenty of room, cause I guess enough died Let me travel, cause my intentions are to travel in peace Fuck around I lay you down, you hit the gravel and cease I could be

Flesh Of My Flesh, Blood Of My Blood Lyrics
[DMX] Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood All of my niggas get down like wha Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood All of my niggas get down like wha My dogs is dogs with official bloodline I say stop being greedy, get a plate if you want mine Why them niggas always force you to take it back to the streets Can I at least go one year without spitting the heat Motherfuckers think you sweat till your chest gets messed up Two days later he's dressed up, let him rest up He ain't going nowhere, no time soon Remember high noon, last thing he heard was BOOM Can I gets some room, or do I have to make me a path break you in half, fake niggas make me laugh Yall niggas is funny, still talking about money And ain't got none, get the shotgun cause you hungry It's about to get ugly when the lights is out One, two, three, Hooo, that's three strikes, you're out His ninth was out, I thin

Keep Your Shit The Hardest Lyrics
Chorus(2x): What y'all want me to do Keep your shit the hardest It's about to go down Niggaz is ready to start this war that's for sure Nigga come and get it Ride and die why Cause my niggaz is wit it I want Monopoly money but I ain't even half way there Do a dirt and a nigga gotta take the backway there What it is is the biz and its dirty You'll get rich but life expectancy is about thirty Take the business to the hallways, driving up for four days On parole with warrants that'll send me back the raw way If I get caught across Jersey state lines Figure this 98 and I been runnin since 89 So that's like 9 years delinquent time You speakin crime than you know 9 years you owe it's not 9 years you gonna go No probation or parole more time doin nothin They roam to yard writin rhymes an frontin Carry niggaz greasy because I'm built like that Burry niggaz easy cause they get kilt like that If you ain't in it wit me than you in my way But eithe

Resist By Rush
Ok, so I'm doing another Rush song because I love Neil's lyrics and, like Armor and Sword, this one also really suits my mood right now. Resist Lyrics by Neil Peart Music by Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson Recorded by Rush on the album Test For Echo I can learn to resist Anything but temptation I can learn to co-exist With anything but pain I can learn to compromise Anything but my desires I can learn to get along With all the things i can't explain I can learn to resist Anything but frustration I can learn to persist With anything but aiming low I can learn to close my eyes To anything but injustice I can learn to get along With all the things i don't know You can surrender Without a prayer But never really pray Pray without surrender You can fight Without ever winning But never ever win Without a fight

This Is My Beautiful Daughter
MzCaBBW*USAF Veteran*Writer Of Erotica-See Blogs: NSFW-FRIENDS ONLY*SF 49er Fan@ fubar She is everything to me. Our lives have been extremely hellish these past 6 years. We are both beginning to recover but still have a way to go. My daughter loves this site and talks about it and the special people she has met here all the time. There are so many things I wish I could give her. She wants to be a VIP, whatever that is...something to do with having her name a color?,but because she is unemployed and I am on a fixed income, neither one of us can afford it at this time. One of these days, soon, I hope. I want to see my daughter settled and happy with someone who will cherish and adore her. She's a wonderful woman so visit her page, befriend her and be good to her! Thank you!!

~~thank You Friends!~~
I JUST WANT TO THANK THOSE OF YOU WHO HELPED ME MAKE OVER 7,000 COMMENTS IN THE "BEST TAL THANX TO DEB FOR GIVING THE CHANCE TO BE IN THE CONTEST....AND TO MY WONDERFUL HUBBY GRIM REAPER I LOVE YOU BABY!, ACE YOU ROCK MY FRIEND!, SEXT LATINA YOU RAWK G/F!,AND ALL THE OTHERS WHO HELPED OUT YOU ALL JUST TOTALLY RAWK!!! I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS!! MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!

What Does It Taste Like
What does it taste like A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. One day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine. "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped. "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time." Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"

Depressed
I am just setting here thinking of chris and I and and I feeling a little blue...I miss him with all my heart and I know this is his job and I am going to be there for him all the way this is just a bump in the road I need to get over becouse this is our life now. I chose to be with him he had this job befor I was even in the pic so i just need to get off this feeling of depreshion is all. We talk on the phone daily to each other so its not like i don't hear form him at all. I just can't wait until I see him agean or I am able to go on the road with him too. I just feel like curling up in a ball and crying my self to sleep right now but i can't atleast not right now. Well this all for now ttyl good night ya all

F**kin Fubar
Fubar has been broke for day's now I've had no shout box no mail now someone posts a contest on my profile and i went to deliet it since we have our own people in one and this is what i got Error: error finding comment.. give it a minute or 2 and try again. Why is it it seems since i became a paying member nothing is working? I'm even having trouble just trying to leave my home page GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Fuckin fubar

To My Babe
If You Forget Me I want you to know one thing. You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me. Well, now, if little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you little by little. If suddenly you forget me do not look for me, for I shall already have forgotten you. If you think it long and mad, the wind of banners that passes through my life, and you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots, remember that on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms and my roots will set off to seek another land. But if each day, each hour, you feel that you are destined for me with implacable sweetness, if each day a flower climb

Contest Info For 9/18/07
Ok family here we go...we r going to help in bomb fest...we r helping out friends the independent bombers...The only thing we need to do is friend the host before we can bomb so please do it as soon as posable. The link is down below....... RUBIAS ROCKIN IN NYC THE FALL BOMB FEST COMIN SEPT15,TO SEPT30@ fubar after she accepts u here is the link we will be bombing...... thanks...dave/aka/hotstud/aka/the godfather