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Love Quote # 9
Love Quote # 9 When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen -
Love Quote # 12
Love Quote # 12 Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility... It is therefore able to undertake all things, and it completes many things, and warrants them to take effect, where he who does not love would faint and lie down. Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not. Though weary, it is not tired; though pressed, it is not straitened; though alarmed, it is not confounded... - Thomas A. Kempis -
Let It Snow!!!
Ooooh it's snowing!!! Haha sorry this is what we call snow in the UK - LMAO
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Sexiest EYES contest!!! I know i got some friends on here that will vote for me on this 1, cuz ive gotten a few compliemnts on my eyes come by and leave me some comments! Thank youu! Click on da pic and help me out!
Growing up, Dad taught me a lot about how to live. Some things were not lessons easily learned. But I try every day to live that way. I always try to forgive people for things they did that hurt me in some way. No matter what was done or said, no matter how bad. It isn't easy sometimes. But I try. At the same time, I hope you can forgive me for things I say or do when I am hurt or angry.
How Flirty Are You?
I am 71% Flirty!!More Fun Quizzes at
If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? > > > > > > > > > 2. Would you let me pull your hair? > > > > > > > > > 3. Would you whisper in my ear? > > > > > > > > > 4. Would you talk dirty to me? > > > > > > > > > 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? > > > > > > > > > 6. Would you say my name? > > > > > > > > > 7. Would you go down on me? > > > > > > > > > 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? > > > > > > > > > 9. How many rounds would we go? > > > > > > > > > 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? > > > > > > > > > 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? > > > > > > > > > 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? > > > > > > > > > 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? > > > > > > > > > 14. Would you want me to take my time? > > > > > > > > > 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? > > > > > > > > > 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? > > > > > > > > > 17. Where would
Comment Bombers Needed Plz!!!!
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Ytb...revolutionizing The Way The World Travels YTB...REVOLUTIONIZING the way the world TRAVELS. Have you ever been at the right place at the right time and realized it several years later? We've all looked back and said, "If only I had known." Right now, this very moment, the largest shift in business history is occurring. The world of travel has moved to their Internet. Internet travel sales is the fastest growing segment both on the Internet and in the travel industry. This is the reason traditional businesses are spending billions buying their way into the travel industry. Expedia - $5.1 Billion in 2003 Orbitz - $1.2 Billion in 2004 If you could position yourself to benefit financially from this market shift without spending a large amount of money, could this be the right time and place for you? YOU are YTB's advertising budget. Do you have 10 friends and family members who would rather buy their travel from you than from those highly advertised travel sites? If so, you could ear
Why Men Who Wear Pink Are Hot!
Nothing gets me half as riled as when someone says boys can't wear pink because they aren't girls. Have you ever really thought about all the meaning behind a statement like that? Boys can't wear pink, because they aren't girls. I don't know how everyone else take it, but I feel like when someone says that, they are telling me that gender equality never took place, that women shouldn't be allowed to vote, and that women should get married as soon as possible and spend the rest of their lives cooking, cleaning, having babies, and wearing pink. Alright, that probally needs a lot of explaining before it makes sense. I react this way because of the distinction the speaker makes between male and female, like the boy is better and does not wear pink because he is not a girl, which is a lesser creature and should be subject to this color if she so wishes. The first and foremost thing I want to scream at people who talk like this is "it's a color" and the second is to ask them where do t
Love Pulse
On the rhythm of sweet music Within your arms heart sparkles Soul moves onÖ On the rhythm of the music You fill heart with love Passion consumes you Uncontrollable You sweet kiss my eyes And the rhythm of the music Moves me toward different horizons Filled with laughter and sunshine Joyous encounter controls my mind My passion consumes you One more day Be loved by you Two hearts joined as one On the rhythm of the music And heart beat The pulse of love
Online Friends!
Lynn's fingers clutched the steering wheel as she sat in the parking lot of the book store. Nervously she glanced around making sure she did not recognize any of the people or cars. Her hand moved to the door handle but stopped. This is crazy she thought jamming the key back in the ignition. He probably won't show up, and even if he does, he won't talk to me, once he sees me he will just keep on walking. "What if he does show up?" She whispered to herself. She looked in the rearview mirror at her reflection then took a deep breath. "Its time to quit being a coward," she said into the mirror. Grabbing her purse she opened the car door and slowly walked up the path to her favorite book store. The scent of coffee called to her but she kept walking, afraid of making a mistake, what if she got the coffee and spilled it on herself, and then he really showed up, or worse she spilled it on him and he left. Smiling at her own vivid imagination she shook her head and wandered around
Well What Can I Say
Not much at the moment as this is the first time i have used cherry tap ...I have a few other sites that i work with...Some are okay and some are not..But i will see how it goes on here for now..It will take me a we while to find out how it works...Once i do you might wish i had never joined lol...
The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at ! him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner
Best Morph Contest On Ct !
~~ Okay I'm doing a Best Morph Contest! ~~ In this one will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places but everyone will get a prize. Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/16 1st Morph is...... with 1 comments 2nd Morph is...... with 1 comments 3rd Morph is..... with 1 comments Send me your link to your pic to my inbox and i will add you. Remember you can comment bomb your own pic one with most comments wins! thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Dog Contest New Dog Added!
~ Okay Dog Contest ~ I'm looking only for pets for my contest. contest will start 2/8 thur 2/15 1st dog is...... with 476 comments 2nd Dog is...... with 847 comments 3rd Dog Is...... with 63 comments 4th Dog is...... with 30 comments 5th Dog is...... with 1 comments 6th Dog is...... with 1 comments Most comments wins! VIP gifts And Extra VIC gift for the Winners! Thanks Maria want to join click on the pic! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
The Burning Love
The love was burning yes burning and causing the trembling of the skin and the rush of the blood to the surface of her cheeks began to redden and her lips wetted in anticipation of her lover pressing his lips against hers and wanting the moment to happen sooner than he could make it work. His nervous energy caused his hands to shake and tremble at the thought of touching her soft and perfumed skin the trembling and the coldness was a small but welcome shock to her. Yes, touch me more and donít worry about the coldness of your hands where is your passion that I know you have for me, come and press your lips to mine let me taste the sweetness of your breath something I have longed for, for so long, prayed and wished for and absolutely wanted to experience with you on this day at this moment. The room seemed to have turned red, the air just surrounding the lovers heated up ever so slowly and begun to fill with the sweet and entic
My Dear,
Scantly clad, my dear for you. Tonight I will prove my love is true. Your emotions I feel as if my own. Baby, why am I placed upon this throne? I don't have to miss receiving your touch, Because I know you love me that much. The trees they sway above me this day.... Your the wind that forces my insecurities away. You're the rain that makes my flowers bloom, In my heart, you will always claim room. You care not to dispute the feelings I embrace As you wet your lips and come close to my face.... My body heats from a fire within.... Now is the time this chase will end.
Family Guy?
You scored as Brian Griffin. Your Brian Griffin. The family's Talking Dog. Brian is a awsome character. He is mellow and usually helps peter get out of all the messes he gets in to. He also has a good relationship with Stewie.Brian Griffin63%Meg Griffin50%Lois Griffin50%Stewie Griffin50%Glenn Quagmire38%Joe25%Chris Griffin25%Cleveland Brown13%Peter Griffin0%Find out what Family Guy character you are. (pics included)created with
You scored as Athena. You are Athena - goddess of wisdom, war, and crafts.Artemis80%Athena80%Aphrodite50%Hera40%What Greek goddess are you? (Females Only) (PICS)created with
Anna Nicole Smith's Baby!!
After a lovely breakfast of homemade sausage gravy, hash browns, bisquits, steaming cups of fresh ground coffee and fresh Florida Orange Juice I had a brain fart!!! The first of next week I am going to hire an attorney. You see I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl!! Never mind the fact that she and I had only been in the same state together a couple of times but miles apart and that was many, many years ago!! Also the fact that I had a vasectomy 25 years ago and have been shooting dead "spermies" ever since. To my knowledge I have never met the woman or had "sex" with her!! Perhaps when my "sperm" was alive some vicious mad woman kept some of mine and she used it to impregnate Anna Nicole??? Let's see the true father gets to execute the estate!! About a half billion dollars!! I can do that!! Let's review: I'm 65 years old and have some mental lapses....comes with age you know!! I am the true father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter and I cannot remember
Okay So....
Okay so, I work in Martinez on Alhambra St. Alhambra is a fairly busy street with tons of stores and always busy with cars. I got my job at Safeway in the beginning of January. Since i have goten my job and been commuting.. I have seen.. 10 turkeys walking down the side of Alhambra in a group... just walking along... which was really odd..or so i thought.. about 2 weeks later.. i was on my way home from work.. when i suddenly see this HUGE... and i mean HUGE.. black COW walking down the middle of the friggin street (on the opposite side thank god)!!! lol. so i called the Martinez police department..the lady was friggin hysterical.. lol.. she was like "a cow? on alhambra?" and was cracking up laughing...LOL then... like 2 or 3 days ago.. in the morning.. i was driving along.. and a deer ran right in front of my car... so wtf is next?!?!?!?! lol... its gettin way too weird...LOL.. all these strange animals just running loose in Martinez... its not even a farm community..LOL
A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him. She told him to prove his love to her she wanted him to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When it was erect is said Wendy and when it was limp if said Wy. They got married and went to Jamaica to a nude beach for their honeymoon. Wendy told her husband to go get them a drink so he went to a stand on the beach and noticed the man who was waiting on him also has a Wy on his penis. He said oh you must have a wife named Wendy to and the waiter said no mine says Welcome to Jamaica man have a nice day!!!
If It Feels Like It's Too Good To Be Probably Is!!
Nothing worthwhile or of value comes easy. If something seems to good to be true, too probably is!! You only appreciate the things you have to earn, work on, something that gives you a challenge. You appreciate and feel satisfaction in the SUccess of gaining your GOAL, Prize..whatever it is you are after. I think the same applies to relationships between men and women!! SO ladies....don't be too EASY to get!!! Trust will hurt less in the end.!! If they REALLY want you...they will work for you and EARN you!!!
Just A Dream ...
Just A Dream ... As the wind softly blows through the trees And the stars sparkle in the velvet night sky The warm soft winds carrying my love to you As I close my eyes to dream I whisper, "I love you." into the night Knowing you will always feel me near I'll join you in your dreamz tonight my love And close the many miles between us Until we are lost within one anothers loving embrace Losing ourselves in our passionate kisses Only feeling the naked warmth of one anothers body No longer anything between us, the miles are gone Our bodies giving into their passions & desires Planting soft wet kisses all over your neck, Stopping to gently nibble on your ear As I softly whisper, "I love you baby." Gently carressing your warm naked body with my fingertips Getting lost in your kisses, lost in our passion. I'll whisper softly in your ear, "Make love to me darlin." You'll gently take me into your arms Kissing me softly as you pull me on top of you Gently sliding into m
I {{..really..}} Want This
I want a guy... Who would move the hair away from my eyes then kiss me Hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous Someone who would sing to me at random moments Who would let me sleep on their chest A Boy who would get mad at someone if they called me ugly or was mean to me I want someone who will call 3 times a day if he went away Someone who would let me gossip to him and would just smile and agree with everything i said He would throw stuffed animals at me when i acted dumb and then kiss me a million times. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh He would take me to the park and put his hands around my wasit and give me big bear hugs all the time He would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did and we'd make out in the pouring rain He would never be afrid to say "I love you" in front of his friends and we'd argue about silly things then make up I want a boy that would kiss me at midnight on New Years and count stair
Part 1
There was once a young girl who fell in love with a young man that was the son of a preacher woman. Well, she was just 16 and did not understand that the rest of her life she would be abused by MEN. So, later that year, soon after she turned 17, she married this person. The only reason why this fool wanted to take her for his bride was because she had no idea what it was like to be with a man. The sad thing was she was a straight A student, had a miss teen USA pagent invite, and a full a paid scholarship to WestPoint. She gave it up for a stupid thing called LOVE. Right after their wedding took place, he took her into his arms and said, "Don't worry I won't force you I understand." All that changed. He took her to their honeymoon spot and beat her, ripped her gown from her, beat her some more, and then took the only thing she had left to her name, her virginity. He then reminded her that she was his wife and he could do that.
American has problems!! The problem isn't America!!
Black Tug Man Contest !
~~ Okay I'm doing a SEXY Black Man Contest ~~ I'm Looking for 10 hot Black Men for my contest! If u want in then send me your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! V.I.P. gifts as always and a VIC gift as well! Will start on 2/12 thur 2/19! Thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! ~!~Cherry Picker Maria~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Crazy Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field
Strange Names Of 33 Things You Never Knew Had Names
Strange Names of 33 Things You Never Knew had Names AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits. COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils. DRAG…ES - Small beadlike pieces of candy, usually silver-coloured, used for decorating cookies, cakes and sundaes. FEAT - A dangling curl of hair. FERRULE - The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place. HARP - The small metal hoop that supports a lampshade. HEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER - A 64th note. (A 32nd is a demisemiquaver, and a 16th note is a semiquaver.) JARNS, NITTLES, GRAWLIX, and QUIMP - Various squiggles used to denote cussing in comic books. KEEPER - The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle. KICK or PUNT - The indentation at the bottom of some wine bottles. It gives added strength to the bottle but lessens its holding capacity.
Profit From The Biggest Trend In History 7 Trillion Dollars The Top Ten Reasons Working for Someone Else Is Not Smart #10 You'll spend 90,000 hours of your life working for someone else so you'll get a gold watch and a really cool part-time job at Wal-Mart as a greeter. #9 Working about 40 hours a week, you'll spend 2,000 hours a year working for your employer. In exchange you'll get 80 hours of vacation time absolutely FREE! #8 It's been a rough day. You're home relaxing, watching "America's Most Wanted" on TV and, to your horror, you realize the babysitter you leave your precious children with every day is on the FBI Top Ten Most Wanted list! #7 You get up when you don't want to, drive someplace you don't want to go, and make a living working with people you really don't like. #6 Would you be wearing something different if they didn't tell you how to dress? #5 Your company may think it's really cool to let you go. "Newsweek" Magazine says firing people has gotten to be trendy in corporate America
Thought I Would Put New Pic's Befor Sergery
well i have surgery tomorrow on my jaws so i thougt i would put some new pic's up befor i go in tomorrow morning
Comment Bombers Needed
Why the wondering? we go through life and make choices and sometimes we have choices made for us, but are we supposed to wonder if everything is the way it's supposed to be? Now don't give me that God's will crap.. if everything is God's Will..then God is pretty fucked up, seriously... It's just that I wonder.. is this the way it is? the way my life is supposed to be? I try to be a good person but yet have hurt many through my actions and non-actions. Have the problems my children face come directly from me? that sort of thing, I'm in an odd sort of mood at the moment, I could hug someone then kick them in the same moment.. so you probably should back right off lol
For The First Time
Into my world of darkness and silence, you brought light and music. When you lit my candle, I began to see and understand the taste and texture of love. For the first time.
Forever Love
Your friendship and love, And all the wonderful things That they bring into my life, Are like nothing else I have ever known. My heart is complete With the love we share, And our love grows more Beautiful each day. I love you, And as long as we are together, I have everything I need. You are with me always... In a smile, a memory, a feeling Or a moment we share. You will always be My Forever Love
To Lay A Kiss
To lay a kiss on your lips, so gentle and delicate is like picking the drops of dew off the petals of a rose. I hold you close and feel safe, sheltered in from the rain, from the storms that grow and surround me. I take your hand and look into your eyes and see a heart made of gold and soul so pure. You see you are an angel, an angel to me. I could not help but fall madly in love with you, the one who stole my heart. Iím glad you did because I could never find one such as you... Some one who makes each day the best, each laugh the longest, each tear the saddest, and a life, my life, worthwhile.
I Love You Sharon
Why is it that some people who find love, handle it with such carelessness? Some people search for love all their lives. When it is found, why put it down and forget about it, only to realize how much it meant when it is gone? When you find love, hold on to it, celebrate its feelings, drown in them every day, be consumed by them... I am consumed by you Sharon. I will never set aside my love. I will never look for it only when it is lost. I love you. I will show you and tell you every day.
Cheney Pushing For Iran Attack, Report Says
Cheney Pushing for Iran Attack, Report Says 11 Feb 2007 Several senior members of the Bush administration are pushing for the United States to attack Iran, the British Guardian newspaper reported over the weekend. The report said that Bush had not yet decided on whether to move forward with the attack, but that Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney, among others, was strongly advocating such an attack in order to halt Iran's nuclear weapons development program.
Send Me You
Night cold Loneliness settles Awaiting the postcard in the mail Singing songs The remind-me-songs The-time-we-lost-songs And the let's-never-let-go-songs Water down a drain Like my life A powerless whirpool Without an undertow Nothing dangerous Yet something slightly intriguing What do I want you ask ceaselessly What do you need you ask endlessly What can you get me to make me a little more ok? All I ask All I want All I need-- Send me you.
The Perfect Husband
A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and said, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me find a suitable one?" The marriage officer said, "Your requirements please." "Well, let me see. He needs to be good-looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. He has to be willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. He must also tell me interesting stories when I need companionship for conversations, or be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television."
Ok I Need Help
I have been growing my hair for 3 years. Should I cut it off. It just below my boobs now. Im thinkin collar length. Wutcha think?
My job consits of sitting in front of a computer all day, generating reports, and graphs, data enty so on and so on..Needless to say, I have ALOT of fucking typing to do. Last night, I was watching a movie. I didn't realize that #1. I was hungry (not likely), or #2.nervous, excited, maybe even stressed; that I began nibbling on my fingertips, nails. I know..sounds gross, but it's a habit that I often have to keep watch over. In the process, I barbaricaly yanked my flesh off my pinkie. (hangnail) It didnt need to be pulled or clipped, but i some how just kept nibbling on it until it NEEDED to be pulled and without realizing it until it was too late, I ripped it right out! It's trobbing, red, hot to the touch and with every key stroke (when using my pinkie) reminds me that I'm injured. If not treated, and i mean QUICK, it will become infected, ooze with pus, turn black and green (better known as gangreene) and fall off.. I bit dramitc? I think so..but you get the point. ouch!
4 More Ppl Plz!!
A Special Time Yours & Mine
Real Talk
politicans playing vicious games dames getting crazy switching lanes no mistake some real pain going on in this world cold and unforgiving just another man trying to make a living its a giving if i got knowledge my money will never end no need to pretend pretentious fakes on tv preaching like t.d. jakes claiming to be hard i ain't never seen a damn one of them on the yard maybe on the boulevard but never slanging cane like they claiming false prophets predicting the future trying to jump the next man for a buck and change while i'm spitting real game to make a change trying to stimulate minds they are emulating they seen on tv that they think is so glamorous i live a nice life now but it wasn't always this way hard days on the block i can recall getting shot getting locked up then i was really on the block a jail cell 6 by 9 looking at a substantial amount of time wondering how i'm going to get out and change my grind to a more postive movement denounce the name of gangs and the lies o
New Semester
Well, today is the first day of the Spring Semester. I started today off with Ciritcal Thinking (Phil 207) and will end the night with Math 10... which is going to suck because of my problems in that area. I should go to the college to take care of some stuff but I honestly dont feel up to going yet. Shit I'll be at school most of the day tomorrow. And I am hoping to go to my friend's house to ride for a bit before heading to class tonight. That's where my bike is still at... hoping to have it here at home by Friday or Saturday. Oh and I got a 'A' in English 101. That will boost my GPA up again. Not that it was low, but I'm hard on myself with my GPA and grades.
The Night & The Moon
In the darkness, you ventured to me against all the world, I loved you we were drawn by the voices of the stars to come together in this time of separation It was so late in shade, but not too late for us Brushing away warning, a knock on my window A burden lifted as i saw your gracious face The cool night air swirled around your warmness Oh it was an embrace I'll never forget That night under the moon We looked up together at its light Shining, bathing its pale fullness down upon us. forever as one tonight. You kissed me in this calm silence Oh how i yearned to howl for all the world To hear as i professed my love to you! Your gentle forgiving sweetness was like a touch of cinnamon on my lips I would have told you all i wanted to right then and there, but something... Kept me from slicing open this wound The light across the street, the shadow A figure in the window, i looked away safely falling into your cloudless eyes forever in my heart, I'll see you thi
Sigh Breeze
when we dance love dance steps I reach under your water you climb onto my island with bare foot steps and cling to my tree root you say the winds are strong and you want me to hold you fast and slow when you rock from the gusts you say you are glad I am strong and that I can bend that way where you need me to be for moments just before you let go and float on sigh breezes...
looking to make friend love to talk
When U Are The Giver
When you are a giver, you have nothing to fear. You are powerful and you are loving. The trick in life is not figuring out what you can get, but what you can give. There is so much power in this type of thinking that it staggers the imagination
Texas Truely Has It All
Need to be cheered up? Move to Texas Happy , Texas 79042 Smiley , Texas 78159 Par adise , Texas 76073 Rainbow , Texas 76077 Sweet Home , Texas 77987 Why travel? Texas has them all! Detroit , Texas 75436 Colorado City , Texas 79512 Denver City , Texas 79323 Nevada , Texas 75173 Memphis , Texas 79245 Miami , Texas 79059 New Boston , Texas 75570 Santa Fe , Texas 77517 Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861 Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket! Athens , Texas 75751 Canadian , Texas 79014 China , Texas 77613 Egypt , Texas 77436 Turkey , Te xas 79261 London , Texas 76854 New London , Texas 75682 Paris , Texas 75460 We even have a city named after our planet! Earth , Texas 79031 And a city named after our State! Texas City , Texas 77590 Exhausted? Energy , Texas 76452 Need Office Supp
Neil Mccoy
Just like every lock's got to have a key Every river flows looking for the sea And when you plant a seed, it reaches for the sky That's just the way it is, nobody wonders why Like coffee needs a cup you know that it ain't much good without it We were meant to be together, no doubt about it Like a hammer and a nail, socks and shoes We go hand in hand, like a rhythm and blues What good is a man who hasn't got a dream Bout as good as a car with no gasoline You're the one I'm dreaming of got to have your love can't live without it We were meant to be together, no doubt about it No there ain't no doubt about it Something was missing it was making me blue But all I ever needed was you Just like every lock's got to have a key Every river flows lookin' for the sea And when you plant a seed, it reaches for the sky That's just the way it is, girl with you and I Like coffee needs a cup you know that it ain't much good without it We were meant to be together, no doubt abo
Subject: Dear Diary (lmao)
Subject: DEAR DIARY DEAR DIARY -- DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. ______________________________________ DEAR DIARY -- DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man. ________________________________________ DEAR DIARY -- DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. ______________________________________ DEAR DIARY -- DAY FOUR Went to the ship's casino. Did OK ... Won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal comp
Sex Test
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
February 13, 2007: Stunt
To stunt is to [floss] or [show off]. When somebody's tryin' to stunt, the [playa] is trying to show off all he's got. "You can stunt if you want and your ass'll get [rolled] on" - 50 cent
i might be leaving this sight..i put my feeling out to someone and got to good of a person for that
No Valentine This Year :-(
wow for the first time in 6 years i am single on valentines day!?!? so stephie has no valentine this year and feels shitty and wants to curl up in a corner and cry right about now!
Star's Dark Stranger (part I, Revised)
Star's Dark Stranger She moved with the sinuous grace of a snake. As she wove through the carnival crowd she noted the eyes that followed her. The men watched her. "They always do," she thought with a grin. Poor fools. A toss of her rich auburn hair, bat of dark eyelashes over emerald green eyes, a twitch of her well-rounded hips, and she knew they couldn't help but stare. She grinned cockily as she saw heads turn toward her and a man gaped as she passed. Men were weak, easily molded and manipulated. Usually it took nothing more than a certain look, at most an enticing whisper in his ear, and he was hers. She sighed. That was fun, at times, but she grew bored quickly with men like that--toys, mere playthings, adoring puppies--and usually left them hanging, wondering why she'd lost interest. Star tossed her hair back, held her head high and strutted through the crowd. So what if she became bored with her toys quickly? There were always more. No one yet had captured her heart
Nights In White Satin
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The Hard Times [ For A Friend Here ]
for lovers going through hard times... It sometimes takes the hard times, to show how much I love you; Just how much I need to always have you near. And even though I know it, I still have to learn it. The hard times help to teach me, just how much I care. For when the hard times bring us back together We are always closer than before Then I realize I love you better, and I am Thankful for the hard times, that make me love you more. A lot of things can happen, if we go on together. We can't know just what, the future has in store. I'll love you in the glad times, the easy and the sad times. And even in the hard times, I will love you more. For when the hard times bring us back together We are always closer than before Then I realize I love you better, and I am Thankful for the hard times, that make me love you more.
Vicious Rumours
You feel the knife stuck in your back You feel it twist and you hear it crack Can't make a sound for the sudden pain You wish your blood were Novocaine You see the smoke and you feel the flak You're burning up and you're turning black They say you fell and you hit your head Your other bun is Whitenbread Vicious rumours, paranoic fears Sonic boomers ringing in your ears All of this is getting normal now You'll never go back to your farming plough Vicious rumours You're right at home back at William's flat You heard a sound you turned and shot your cat Your hands are shaking, everybody sees And there's a rhythm drumming in your knees You return into a foreign night Inside you know something is just not right Sometimes you duck when you see your pet Canary turned into a Sabre jet Shocked consumer - you're just an average guy Swelling tumor pushing on your eye And now you know why all the headaches come And why you're getting progressively numb Vicious ru
The Cowboy
A Cowboy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100? Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does. Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a While and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, he? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "We
I Spent All That Time........
I met her when I was 17, she was 15. It was something that Ive never seen before or experienced. Truly the most beautiful, funny amazing girl I had ever met. We started dating shortly after we met and instantly fell in love...certainly our first. About a yr into our relationship she became pregnant, I was then 18 and her, 16. Suddenly everything stopped...everything changed. The smiles, the hugs,the talks, and cetainly all the fun. We were always the "it" couple but now we were two kids making 3.35 an hour and a 16 yr old pregnant. I remember....(sighs)...working a very rare Sat. night at Burger King, I was outside sweeping in the rain...her dad walks right up to me and says "If I ever see you with her again, your going to jail" life completely changed. It get worse....The next day I learn she's going to have an abortion...ok so now I have at the time was the most amazing gf I have had ever seen or known, for sure the very first time I was in love and now I'm facing jail,a gf I ca
Hi Ladies
Hey ladies I dont know where to start at.. I am new to this website... But the only thing I can tell you is what I look like.... 6ft4 short dark brown hair and blue eyes bout 150lbs with goatee.. And If you want to know more you will just have to ask....I will update more on this later
I Love This Song
Why Sex Sucks....
Well, everyone acts like sex is so cool, and all this shit... but you know its not... I have learned something, due to this past weekend... Sex is stupid. It really is. It serves no purpose. Anything a man can do, i can surely do to myself... seriously... and i can hear the "oh but you haven't had me baby..." BULLSHIT.... i have had sex enough i've realized the only thing you're missing between sex and masturbation, is the physical intimacy. And physical intimacy can be obtained without sex.... SOOOO.... I have decided. Sex sucks. And frankly, I really don't want to have sex anymore... It's like, men just use women for sex, GOD KNOWS i can attest to that one, LINDON.... and there is just no point.... i want to be in love when i have sex. I want that romantic, in love, mushy sex. Then comes the fact that, i don't think i believe in love. The idea i have always had about love, and been crushed, torn apart, and ruined by so many men.... I'm gonna become a nun. seriously. that
Sexy Black Man Contest Needs Men
~~ Okay I'm doing a SEXY Black Man Contest ~~ I'm Looking for 10 hot Black Men for my contest! If u want in then send me your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! 1st Sexy Man is...... with 1 comments V.I.P. gifts as always and a VIC gift as well! Will start on 2/12 thur 2/19! Thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! ~!~Cherry Picker Maria~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Happy V-day
hey everyone i very recently had my first photo shoot ..i had a blast to...anyways i have posted all the pics i have so far new one will be posted when i get them ..i hope you like them and i'll see all ya'll later
This Isn't Me
This isn't my smile these words cant be erased Ive been lost for a while i just want to be replaced I'm sick of being someone I'm not and i miss who i used to be These tears are all i got its becoming all i see My laughter is gone all my smiles are fake This has gone on so long its time for a break I remind myself to be okay that this will all end in time But this feeling never goes away and I've over used "I'm fine" Ill keep pretending I'm alright keep blinking these tears away All i can do is fight and hope someday ill be okay
In Responce
What dreams have we unfolded to grace the evening stars with purple light's divine and blinding magic? What kisses have we burned between our lips' tender skins and gazed at butterflies ascending into rubyfire? I would follow you, my love, into Paris set aflame, Louvre masterpieces glowing golden madness of your passion, to mysteries of Rumi's bones still whirling to secret beauties in Nefertiti's tomb. Oh, how we'd tango to naked joy along the breadth of China's wall into sprawling Hong Kong markets, do a rumba, never slumber through Rio's nights hot Carnivale, if we'd but kiss each other longer and between these dreams, embrace it all.
Valentine's Day!!!
Rose's are red Violets are blue, Im sending this gift, especially for you, and you know who you are.
He's My Love
Every night before I rest, I see his face at its best, a smile big as day, I see it there as I lay, his eyes shining bright, sending out a subtle light, teeth so white I can see, me and him were meant to be, I close my eyes, and sleep with butterflies, I dream the night away, with images that will always stay, once I awake, theirs an extra breath that I must take, for every time I think of you, it is harder to breath the morning dew, I know I love you, and I hope you love me too, I know this is love, even when push comes to shove, no matter what I do, I will still be in love with you!
In A Sexret Place
Lately I've been having passionate feelings for someone I like, so I want to read poems fileld with passion. Not whimsy love poems, and not overly sexual, hardcroe erotica passionate poems. I want love, I want to feel the passion of your love for someone, it can be any kind of situation or kind of love, I just feel like I am being overwhelmed with passion. You awaken my spirit You ignite my soul I feel you scratching at the surface To my innermost being My every longing and desire Is shrouded in the mystery of you Your heated passion Is tamed by your beauty Enchanting... mesmorizing... The toll I pay in life Pains and pleasures Temporary bliss I escape to your presence To fulfillment and joy To cast off the weights of this world And find rest in mythical mists Upon dew drop waters Reflects my life with you An eternity caught in a breath This place is a secluded place Hidden in your love Am I lost Could I disappear Here where only you wo
Yet Another Heartbreak....
my husband called tonight...and i missed his call. ive been crying since midnight and the tears just wont stop. the last time he was allowed a call was for christmas...and i miss his voice terribly. right now id give anything to be able to talk to him. to tell him how much i love much i miss him...but i cant. im heartbroken...and the hole left in my heart when he left just got a little bigger. i feel empty...i know some of you dont understand how missing one phone call can send me into a spiral of pain and tears but put yourselves in my position. imagine your significant other gone for months. they're only allowed one call every so many months and you miss it. now you have to wait months before you can talk to them again...before you can hear their voice again. i really needed to hear his isnt a want..its a need.
What's Wrong
I'm talking to my friends trying to get hold of you but they've been telling me You haven't been going to school! What's wrong What's wrong This isn't right This isn't fair I was to know now why aren't you there Is it because I'm far from you Is it because I'm not there Is it because I'm right here Is it because there's nothing there to do I want to see you, hold you, keep you, and love you.. but I don't want to forget you.
Lost Without You!
The day I left you there alone, I'm here standing I'm on my own. The day we made up, you said 'Goodbye'. It broke my heart, I wanted to cry. What you did was wrong. No doubt it was cold. You had to leave me, strong and bold. Here I am now I'm lost without you! I can't do anything, I can not find you. There I stay Years ago I broke your heart I let you go But here I am now Coming to you Different in many ways You'll see it's true I'm lost without you! Come back to me! I need you in my life to keep me happy!
Are You In Love, Lust, Or Just Married?
Are you in Love, lust, or just married? * LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room. * LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room. * MARRIAGE............when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care. * LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love. * LUST.......................all other times. * MARRIAGE............what's intercourse? * LOVE......................when you argue over how many children to have. * LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot. * MARRIAGE............when you argue over money. * LOVE......................when you share everything you own. * LUST.......................when you think twice about giv
The Pain Is So Much, Not Even Motrin Covers It
I'm here dealing with this pain in my left ovary and only God knows how much it hurts, how much its taking a toll on my daily activity. I need help to do things, not all but some, around the house and my hubby just laid there. I understand, he had just came in from working a night shift. He knows I'm in a LOT of pain and doing most things kills me physically. But, I still got up, cooked him breakfast, washed dishes, cleaned up after my baby, etc. I just wish he would have tended the bed for me (I bend over quite a bit for that) or offered to help w/ the laundry. He said, "If you feel better and up to it, do my clothes." Great. I asked him if I ended up calling him to come home from work because the pain is severe, would he do it. At first, he said, "Yes." Then he said, "Try to deal with the pain as best you can and try not to call me. Do it ONLY if you really have to." I'm like, wow...I know if I had to get off work because he'd called and was in pain, I'd do it quickly. I then asked h
I Came Back......
I came back!!! ..... the reasons i left were a little weird but...i guess i missed it on here a little bit. I missed some of the people on here too. Now since ive been back most of the invites ive sent out those people have responded and re-added me. Then there are those who havent. Now let me just start this little "blog" of mine with one of my famous quotes......GET OVER YOURSELF!!! If its a problem to re-add me then ya never should have asked me to be ya damn friend in the first place. Secondly dont act like you dont know im on here. Please we all know you cant creep around this site!!! Third....WHATEVER!!! WOW my first blog and already its off to a roaring start!!! Thanks for waking the demon you asshole!!!
Thinking Of You
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly applied, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already d
Your A Fucking Asshole
so this guy i went to elementary school with weve gone out on a couple dates hes such an ass i didnt feel great yesterday when i got home from work he imed and wanted me to come over and hook up with him i was like wtf. i dont feel . and hes like id give you massage but i know your tickelish so i wont bother ..again i dont feel good aww but im horny ..fuck you no9t your god damned girlfriend ..i feel like shit and your persistent on hanging out to fucking hook up ... im not a fucking skank either you fucking douchbag stoner ...and making jokes about having blueballs aint fucking funny kiss my ass erin
What Is Your Evil Side Like? (quiz)
You scored as Depressed. Your evil side is depressed.----Depressed75%Happy :)23%Lust
You Are Rain You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming. Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you. You are best known for: your touch Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?
Hugs & Kisses
I wish I could speak But you know what I mean To say how much I miss you And how glad I am But I have a surprise for you today A hug in your inbox and kisses Remember it comes from me It does not cost a thing, it is for free It is the perfect way for me to say I send my love from my arms right to you
My New Room
Click the image below to go to my room Click the image below to go to my room...I have made a new room so come on in and let me know what ya think of it subscribe and come join my fun *wink wink*
Is there a girl out ther that won't to have a little fun with me tonight i'm bored need a laned to talk to.I hope to one that like to talk a little dirty.
Paul Harvey; Letter From God
Paul Harvey reads a hypothetical letter Paul Harvey reads a hypothetical letter from God.
Native Cherokee And Help Me Out Pls To All My Friend And Fan
Tanya Tucker~two Sparrows In A Hurricane
She's fifteen and he's barely driving a car She's got his ring and he's got the keys to her heart It's just matter of time They'll spread their wings and fly Like two sparrows in a hurricane Trying to find their way With a head full of dreams And faith that can move anything They've heard it's all uphill But all they know is how they feel The world says they'll never make it, love says they will There's a baby crying and one more on the way There's a wolf at the door with a big stack of bills They can't pay The clouds are dark and the wind is high But they can see the other side Like two sparrows in a hurricane Trying to find their way With a head full of dreams And faith that can move anything They've heard it's all uphill But all they know is how they feel The world says they'll never make it, love says they will She's eighty-three and he's barely driving a car She's got his ring and he's got the key to her heart It's just a matter of time They'll sp
Three Days Grace~(i Hate)everything About You
everytime we lie awake after every hit we take every feeling that i get but i haven't missed you yet every room-mate kept awake by every silent scream we make all the feelings that i get but i still don't miss you yet only when i stop to think about it i hate everything about you why do i love you i hate everything about you why do i love you everytime we lie awake after every hit we take every feeling that i get but i haven't missed you yet only when i stop to think about it i hate everything about you why do i love you i hate everything about you why do i love you only when i stop to think about you, i know only when you stop to think about me, do you know i hate everything about you why do i love you you hate everything about me why do you love me i hate you hate i hate you love me i hate everything about you why do i love you
Nazareth~love Hurts
love hurts, love scars, Love wounds, and marks, Any heart, not tough, Or strong, enough To take a lot of pain, Take a lot of pain Love is like a cloud Holds a lot of rain Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts I'm young, i know, But even so I know a thing, or two I learned, from you I really learned a lot, Really learned a lot Love is like a flame It burns you when it's hot Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts Some fools think of happiness Blissfulness, togetherness Some fools fool themselves i guess They're not foolin' me I know it isn't true, I know it isn't true Love is just a lie, Made to make you blue Love hurts, ooh,ooh love hurts Ooh,ooh love hurts [guitar solo] I know it isn't true, I know it isn't true Love is just a lie, Made to make you blue Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts Ooh ooh love hurts Ooh ooh...
Salome(part 11)
HERODIAS: There are others who look at her too much. HEROD: His father was a king. I drove him from his kingdom. And you made a slave of his mother, who was a queen, Herodias. So he was here as my guest, as it were, and for that reason I made him my captain. I am sorry he is dead. Ho! Why have you left the body here? I will not look at it--away with it. (They take away the body.) It is cold here. There is a wind blowing. Is there not a wind blowing? HERODIAS: No, there is no wind. HEROD: I tell you there is a wind that blows .... And I hear in the air something that is like the beating of wings, like the beating of vast wings. Do you not hear it? HERODIAS: I hear nothing. HEROD: I hear it no longer. But I heard it. It was the blowing of the wind, no doubt. It has passed away. But no, I hear it again. Do you not hear it? It is just like the beating of wings. HERODIAS: I tell you there is nothing. You are ill. Let us go within. HEROD: I am not ill. It is your daughte
Dod Deploys 1,000 Troops As House Passes Resolution Condemning Troop Surge --army Unit's Deployment Accelerated
DoD Deploys 1,000 Troops As House Passes Resolution Condemning Troop Surge --Army Unit's Deployment Accelerated 16 Feb 2007 The 3rd Infantry Division Headquarters, based in Fort Stewart, Ga., will deploy to Iraq sooner than originally scheduled, DoD officials announced today. The unit was scheduled to begin its deployment in June, but will now begin its deployment in March. This three-month acceleration affects about 1,000 servicemembers.
You've Got Another Think Comin
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Let's Be Specific
Sent: Friday, February 16, 2007 7:19 PM Subject: LET'S BE SPECIFIC Some of the wording is a bit harsh, but I believe this guy has a firm grip on what our so-called "leaders" are trying to do to this country. Read it and if you agree pass it on! (NOTE: I got this piece from my Captain of USS Nicholas DD-449 when we both served in the '60's!! He told me to read it an pass it along and I never disobey an order from my Caaptain!!!) LET'S BE SPECIFIC (By Brig. Gen. J. Cash, USAF, Ret) Due to the thunderous applause that I received from the far-left over the "I Am Tired" letter written by one of our troops in Iraq, I thought it prudent to follow up with one last attempt to be very specific about what I have observed and actually personally encountered during my 36 years of service to this Great Country. Unlike Bob McClellan, I will not continue to whine, twist and degrade our country's leaders on a weekly basis. Instead, this will be a one time input attempt
How Fuc*able Are You ?
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The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. U
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The Mental Health Dept. Answering Machine
The Mental Health Dept. Answering Machine Which one are you? Subject: Re: A new answering machine for our times. A transcript of the new answering service recently installed at the Mental Health Institute: "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press -no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes o
Lovers Point
A guy took a blonde out on a date one night. Eventually, they ended up parked at 'lovers point' where they started making out. After things started to progress, the guy thought he might get lucky. After a few more minutes of fooling around, he asked his date, "Do you want to get into the back seat?" "NO!" she answered. Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet. Now he has her shirt and skirt off and the windows are steamed. Things are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do you want to get into the back seat?" "NO!" she answers again. Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now. "Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks again. "NO!" she answers yet again. Frustrated, he askes the blonde, "Well, why not?" "Because I want to stay up here with you!!!"
Kinda Scary
Hmmm...I was just sitting here thinking about how it is so odd the so many people, some from my family, have died around my house. My cousin's wife, who used to live next door, had a tree that was being cut down accidentally fall on her. My father's high-school best friend was shot dead across the street. My Uncle fell on the sidewalk at his house next door and cracked his skull, killing him. My great uncle died in my father's bedroom. My great aunt died on the front porch. That is all just so weird. I can't stop thinking about it now.
I know what I want, maybe I don't for I'm confused. All these things floating round in my head, what to do what to ignore? Part of me wishes to keep working on lyrical riches and what follows with it. Truth be known, its not all thats thought of inside the head thats on my shoulders. I'm disconnected, tryin to find my better half as part of this solution for a better chance at reconnection or re-evalution in this situation. Maybe I'm just looking for restitution, but I'm stuck in 2 directions, like the hemispheres, do I keep constructing solutions to these fucked up thoughts like prostitution. I keep lookin around but the solution ain't nowhere near here.
Check This Out
Could i ask all my friends and family to come and help out one of my closest friends, Carol. She is an awesome friend and always voting and helping out others. She would greatly appreciate all your help if you can. Click here The contest runs until Feb 21st 8pm EST Thanks to all who take the time to vote. Willie
5 Factor Personality Test
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation. Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!" Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have low neuroticism. You are very emotionally stable and mentally together. Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly. Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed
I'm An Inspirer
You Are An ENFP The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller! You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. What's Your Personality Type?
The Coming Storm
The day had already shown its colors with the dawn. A cold silent gray setting over the hills and a fog that drifted across the ground. Creeping like fingers through the sleepy town. Not a soul stirring as the silent dawn crept. The trees still dripping with the previous nights kissing dew. No light to warm and drive it away it lay lazily, as though dreaming whatever dew would dream about. Tall dark green trees, still shrouded in the eerie thick mist, tops obsucred from vision, lined the way on the dirt road to a house in the middle of seemingly no where. A white frail gate swung on its hinges leading to a stone walkway ending at the circular topped door. Roses to either side filling the ground below big picture windows with many crystals in a menagerie of animals. The crystal itself seeming to resonate the chill damp of the air outside as windcimes swung and sang melodiously in the almost nonexistant breeze. A pop the only noise breaking the silence as the door started to open. She
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She's A Rainbow
Nativevue Newscast--february 19
NativeVue NewsCast--February 19 Body: NativeVue NewsCast... February 18, 2007 Click on Each Topic to Link Directly to Blogs and Forum…..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> ¨ SPECIAL OFFER: Special Pre-Release Edition of "Expiration Date" Offer for NativeVue Readers ¨ SPECIAL FEATURE: No One Ever Sees Indians: "We Have Become God's Madmen" ¨ SPECIAL FEATURE: All Roads Makes Inroads ¨ It's Rob-alicious: Newspaper Rock ¨ "Apple and Indians:" Lorne Olson's Little Film Packs a Great Big Punch ¨ Ruthless? ¨ The Documentary "Waterhaulers." Watch it Online. Then Do Something ¨ The "Simpson's" Little Big Girl ¨ Emergence Productions… Entertainment as Empowerment ¨ Life as an Urban Native: The Short Story "Indian City" ¨ The Dark Side of Celebrity Worship ¨ APTN Premieres Aboriginal Achievement Awards ¨ SHORT TAKES: Short Takes: Blogomania…Free Screenin
How Redneck Are You?
You Are 25% Redneck The wheels still turning, but the hamster's dead. You're just fakin' bein' a redneck. How Redneck Are You?
Why Is It
why is it,most guys,(not all),see u on a site right away they think u wanna cam to cam??,,not all females want to.
Coca Cola
Give.Live.Love.Coca Cola...
Danny Devito Visits The View
Can Cats Talk? Cool
A really funny collection of talking cats....
An elderly woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 69 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
Poetry 12
when i was a hero you thought my arms were strong enough to save the world when i was a hero you saw my weakness as a part of life when i was a hero you would trust me with your heart when i was a hero you knew i would catch you if you fell when i was a hero you could live with my mistakes when i was a hero you gave me shelter for free when i was a hero you healed my wounds every day when i was a hero you kept secrets to keep me sane when i was a hero you gave me words to a thousand songs when i was a hero you prepared my funeral pyre when i was a hero you set the bed aflame when i was a hero you smiled as the smoke rose into the heavens when i was a hero you never shed a tear when i was a hero you opened my very soul with a whisper when i was a hero you kissed me with a burning kiss that still scorches my mind when i was a hero you still said goodbye
Rules For The 2007 Ncaa Basketball Tournament Pool
Welcome everyone to the 2007 NCAA Basketball Tournament Pool Well itís time for another big NCAA Tournament & there are another 65 teams that could walk home April 3rd with the NCAA hardware. Are you lucky enough to know which one? This yearís tournament will be like last yearís, with the same format & five chances to win cash. Cash Awards: Overall Winner (55%): Based on Points System. Guess who will advance in the Tournament? If you guess correctly, your team moves on and you receive points. If your team loses, that part of the bracket is done. Point Values are as Follows. (Note: Five of the last six years the leader going into the Championship Game has failed to take home the coveted prize. The 1999 Winner was 15th & the 2000 Winner was 9th Going into the Championship Game, but still came out as the pool winners, so anything can happen!) 1st Round: 1 pt 2nd Round: 3 pt Sweet 16: 5 pt Elite 8: 7 pt Final Four: 10 pt Championship: 20 pt NCAA Champion (15%):
Poetry 18
I close my eyes and the moment is lost I ask you to stay, you tell me never Now the tears are falling, staining the pages of the letters i wrote for you Tomorrow, yesterday, the sorrow of another day without you I walked away in the darkness, alone in the rain last night My blood shot eyes ran dry with the morning's first light I empty my heart into an empty glass, too blind to see the end Try and leave it behind,but the memories come flooding back now and then Tears for empty tomorrows Fears of an endless sorrows Alone again without you
-cherokee_ Bound As One W-dao N S-o-iyo
Bound As One Body: Without a shadow I wandered alone in the sun, A flower wilting without rain The winter long and cold until you came. No more loneliness For we have the other, Close together we will be To care and love For we can see That oneness gives life. Oneness as warmth to keep out the cold Oneness as light to banish the darkness Oneness as comfort when pain has come Oneness as shelter from raging storm Oneness as wisdom to offer support. There is no chill of night There is nothing more to fear For we are one. Creator of all the universe Creator of our heart our Lord and Redeemer Hold us in oneness that we may live long on Your earth. And when our days fade to a last sunset we will soar above the heavens where there is perfect peace comfort, warmth, shelter and light, Our oneness with You Forever complete. ~ The poem was written for my love, my life, my wife cherokee_princess
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The Explosions
The explosion of clouds thunder delight of birth, and growth, and powerful plight. Where to disperse such grandeur? Dynamic flight, plunge your sword into my core; here Ė and there, what matters cares of fading, you will limn my awareness with hails of rain; self-explained. I hear your frenzied song crash through my sighs, brow-beaten, I reply, ďMy death proclaimed, I still strive for height, and sight; tonight, I am your sister! And, in Monsoon madness, will gain release, surcease, and, oddly, my peace. I will expand my lease, of sadness.Ē Dynamics cause me to spin in your wind. Your answer; ďDo unto me, itís life I rescind.Ē
Mean Mom
Mean Moms Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough . . . to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart. But most of all, I loved you enough . . . to say NO when I knew you would hate me for it. Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad I won them, because in the end you won, too. And so
Please Vote
Please vote for me in the MILF Contest! Comment Bomb!! ...This is my first CT contest :D
Sweet Dreams My Friends
Wishing Each and every one of you . a Calm and mellow night ..Sweet dreams . sleep well .. Many hugs to all Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Please Tell Her
Some one has secretly kissed my hands, and left in my core, a seed of love. Some one has secretly stolen my tears, and left in my eyes, a fountain of hope. Some one has secretly caressed my hairs, and left in my temple, a crown of warmth. Some one has secretly read my poems, and left in between the verses, a fingertip of her smiles. Some one has secretly whispered in my ears, and left in my mind, a zephyr of waltz. Some one has secretly fragmented my years, and left in my soul, an eternal coy of youth. Some one has secretly sang my songs, and left in the chorus, a cadence of the wedding bells. Ah! I know not, who is she. I donít know, whether she is real or just a fleeting reverie. If you see her, my lord, please tell her this: I shall pluck a star from the sky and would lay it in the pupil of her eyes without clouding the sky, and would leave myself from me, if I were to hold her in m
Master's Creed
Above all else he cherishes his slave, in the knowledge that the gift she gives him is the greatest gift of all. He is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to him, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. He is in control of himself first and foremost, so that he may control others. As a stern and demanding Master, he can cause his slave to cry real tears. As the consummate lover, he will then kiss the tears away, without stepping out of character. In times of trouble, a Master will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. He is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. He would never ask a slave to put him before her career, or family, just to satisfy his own pleasure. To win his slave's mind, body, spirit, soul, and love, he knows he must first win her trust. He will show his slave humour, ki
It Saddens Me
It saddens me we have a president that acts less then a president but more as an egotistical war mungerling ass that keeps our men and women in harms way in a place we should of never went to in the first place it sickend me even more that it seems like the american voice means abolutly nothing the american people of spoken out against dumb ass bushs "seige" lets make with the rest of the war funding in the use of a full point stratigic withdrawl like we did in vietnam instead of keeping to this suicide mising we are on it sickens me to think none of this high on the hog republican kids are on the battlefield lets send the bush duaghters to iraq and see how that stuck up back water dumb ass pulls them out seems like the wealthy always wins and yet american voice keeps going unheard there is no america its seperated into two front the dumb lacking of tact and the know how to run a contry that runs it and the people who know how to do something that keeps being put in the shadows and tre
Couldn't Help It...
You Are a Coy Flirt You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing. You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing. Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal. A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. What Kind of Flirt Are You? totally me.
To Be Read In Conjunction With New 1941 Pearl Harbor Photos!!
On Sunday, December 7th, 1941 the Japanese launched a surprise attack against the U.S. Forces stationed at Pearl Harbor , Hawaii . By planning his attack on a Sunday, the Japanese commander Admiral Nagumo, hoped to catch the entire fleet in port. As luck would have it, the Aircraft Carriers and one of the Battleships were not in port. (The USS Enterprise was returning from Wake Island, where it had just delivered some aircraft. The USS Lexington was ferrying aircraft to Midway, and the USS Saratoga and USS Colorado were undergoing repairs in the United States.) In spite of the latest intelligence reports about the missing aircraft carriers (his most important targets), Admiral Nagumo decided to continue the attack with his force of six carriers and 423 aircraft. At a range of 230 miles north of Oahu, he launched the first wave of a two-wave attack. Beginning at 0600 hours his first wave consisted of 183 fighters and torpedo bombers which struck at the fleet in Pearl Harbor and the
Ok, I had to go and get one of these things! They are great! Please feel free to add yourself and leave a message! Love Darla
Luney Tune
I slipped into my jeans lookin' hard and feelin' mean I took a spit at the moon it's all in this luney tune Just a little insane a couple of shots I can't feel no pain Hey where have I been and who are these scary men Is this all real is this all necessary or it this a joke Many know I don't regret at all They locked me up for good pinned me against the wall I can't find the exit I quit lookin' for doors I stole a razor from the commissary I just couldn't take it no more I'm swimmin' in blood like a rat on a sewer floor No longer insane just part of this crazy dream
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Message To Him In A Bottle
A Message To him She feels undesirable and Lonely inside her soul All she can do is cry and desired Not to exist This sadness that no one sees On her visage the tears She holds back for fear He may see her pain Always Feeling worthless in everyoneís Eyes always wanting to hide Lose herself from her cruel And worthless life Believing sheís just Taking up space in this world And feeling no one will missed Her or think to call, nobody will Notice sheís gone She doesnít have a friend To confided her Anguished thoughts, finds Herself wishing for someone to Care, sheís always feeling Pathetic and out of place she has Isolated herself from humanity and Wrote all her painful thoughts in a Note book Placed it inside the bottle she keeps Locked inside her soul where she Stor
Xxx Shower
shower I took you in the bath room turned on the shower got you undressed started to wash your body I rinsed you off I set you on the back of the tub I aimed the water to hit your chest I got down on my knees I pulled apart your legs I went down on you to lick you I moved my tongue back and forth I sucked your clit in to my mouth I inserted a figure in to you I went slowly inside you while I licked your clit I so lightly turned my fingered in side I pulled it out and pushed it back inside you I sucked your clit in to my mouth a gain I pulled my fingered back out of you when I went back in I took a second fingered and put them both in you while I licked your clit up and down motion then I move my tongue to the left and right then I suck you back in to my mouth I stand you up and face you towards the foists you grab them with your hands I start running my hands down your back you like this I run my fingers down to your moist hole then I insert my self in side you putting only the head
Legally Dead
The Journal of the Massachusetts Bar recorded this exchange between an anonymous attorney and a pathologist in a recent murder trial: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" "No." "Did you check for breathing?" "No." "So then, is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" "No." "How can you be so sure?" "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Even then, this would-be Perry Mason refused to throw in the towel: "Is it possible the patient could be alive, nevertheless?" "It is possible that he could have been alive," said the pathologist, "and practicing the law somewhere."
Lost Friend
Until You, Without You Always feeling alone I didn't love myself I didn't care about life I never held a friend's hand I never told a friend that I loved her No one had ever held me for no reason No one had ever truly known me Lying in the darkness I don't know who I am I don't know what to do with myself How did I ever get by How did I ever find comfort Would I have ever seen my true self Would I have ever known true friendship To are friend zach smart R.I.P. I wish you where still in all of are life's. We will never forget you and we will always love you and you will always be in are hearts..
The Evils Of Owning A Lab .. Well Mine Anyway
I've always been an animal lover .. Ive had so many different types of pets .. I was very lucky that my parents allowed us to save abandon animals .. strays .. etc.. well as many of you know I had my yellow lab blondee for 16 years .. she was a save .. she was owned by my dad who after buying her found out he was allergic to the dander in her coat . so .. she came to live with us . and the rest of the story went from there .. Now .. ive got this Neurotic pup named Askem .. He was saved from being put into the pound becuase the people that owned him realized after having him and another lab that they shed .. so .. he was given up .. and the lil monster has been living with me since . I adore him and he's made my life rather intersting to say the least his favorite thing to do is nibble ..he doesnt bite but he will if given the chance nibble on mike .. my pillow the blanket .. dorkvomit .. everything and everyone but me ..Hes become quite the cheese whore thanks to dorkvomit
Milf Contest
Alrighty Peeps!! Im over 1000 down and there are only 3 days left!! Please I am beggin you help me out!! I hit as many of these suckers for my friends as I can... I need comments!! Rates don't count!!
What An Amazing Poem
Some of you may be wondering what Judge Roy Moore has been doing since he was removed from the bench for refusing to remove the Ten Commandments from his courtroom wall. Please read the poem he wrote. It's below his picture. The following is a poem written by Judge Roy Moore from Alabama Judge Moore was sued by the ACLU for displaying the Ten Commandments in his courtroom foyer. He has been stripped of his judgeship and now they are trying to strip his right to practice law in Alabama The judge's poem sums it up quite well America the Beautiful, or so you used to be. Land of the Pilgrims' pride; I'm glad they'll never see. Babies piled in dumpsters, Abortion on demand, Oh, sweet land of liberty; your house is on the sand. Our children wander aimlessly poisoned by cocaine choosing to indulge their lusts, when God has said abstain From sea to shining sea, our Nation turns away From the teaching of God's love and a need to always pray. We've
Have We Overcome?????
Dr. Martin Luther King marched to Washington to deliever a speech that would change the landscape of America. He marched hand in hand with others who believe that change was good and in deed necessary. I can still hear his voice echoing in my ears. I can still hear his Sunday morning addresses that billowed from my Grandmother's radio. I also remember the tears she shed in April of 1968. I cried too. In light of the new millienum, I ask my African-American brethen: Have we overcome? Sure, we're not in chains. We can dine whereever we want. We can start businesses, and have an effect on the political climate. Even as I type these words, a black man named Barrack Obama is in California drumming up support for a very winnable Presidential Candidacy. Have we overcome? African-Americans can be seen in the Boardrooms. They can be seen as Captains of Industry and leaders amongst our Armed Forces. I had the pleasure of actually seeing both Ben O. Davis, and Collin Powell.
L U S T Close your eyes...feel my touch Dream with me / fly with me / play with me My name is Lust I walk through the night invisible to all I play with those who seek pleasure fiilling them with need... A whisper in their mind.. urging them on.. bringing their hidden desires to the front of their mind. It is me that haunts your dreams.. It is me who taunts you with forbidden images.. taboo fantasies.. the seduction of the unknown. It is my hand that strokes your flesh as subtly as the evenings cool breeze.. my mouth against your pulse feeling your heart race in lost excitement.. I am Lust.. call for me.. let your voice ring out loud and clear into the night.. open your arms wide and embrace the power I bring you.. Let me teach you how to explore the darkest corners of your mind. welcome me.. surrender to me ..and I will make your wildest dreams draw breath.
Life As We Know It...beam Me Up Scottie!
The first time I ate a cherry, I was 6 years old at my grandma's house. It was fresh, juicy and scrumptious...a little like me I guess! I learned a new trick that day, to piss my Mum putting cherry stones in the pockets of my white cardigan! I liked the pink stains...but eventually, my clean-obsessed mother took the cardigan to the Goodwill...and that was that! Ive grown up a lot since then...but I still LOOOVE cherries...especially when they are put up in brandy and left in the cupboard for a coupla weeks. Mmmmmmm...home-made cherry brandy! Delicious over ice cream and excellent to flambe over pancakes. If your mouth isnt watering arent HUMAN! lol These days, "cherry" can mean SOOO much more than it did on that day of learning back in 1969...Mmmmm...delicious, too! :-0 So to my fellow Cherry Toppers...remember this little anecdote the next time you pop a ALL starts innocently with fruit...just like in Genesis!
My Music Video
Though not my first, it is the one which I am most proud of. Enjoy.
Be Gentle
This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely. You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right.. to do Sometimes you gotta make some love And fuckin' give her some smooches too. Sometimes you've got to squeeze, Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you got to say hey, I'm gonna fuck you softly, I'm gonna screw you gently, I'm gonna hump you sweetly, I'm gonna ball you discreetly. Then you say hey I brought you flowers Then you say wait a minute Sally I think I got something in my teeth Could you get it out for me? That's fuckin' TEAMWORK! What's your favorite posish? (As in position) That's cool with me It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you. What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar. And then I'm gonna love you completely, And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly. And then I'll fuckin bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard. (stretch) Hard. (stretch
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R. My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously.. Please read: STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and that she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm, Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this...
heartbroke Sitting all alone just been through another fight crying into my pillow blackened by the night screaming so loud till my lungs ache i just don't want to go through another heartbreak you tell me you hate me you wish i would die well tonight this broken knight going to learn to fly pick up the razor prepare to bleed close my eyes and pull back my sleeve your words echo in my mind i carve them onto every inch of skin i find walk to the bathroom my skin bleeding and sore slip and fall from the blood on the floor so I'm sitting here just thinking about you tears fill my eyes i now know what to do i run a deep bath slowly climb in I'm about to for-fill gods greatest sin...
Classic Rock
I see a bad moon arisin'! I see trouble up ahead. That's an old CCR song. Creedence Clearwater Revival was a great band. But let us face the facts. CCR is really John Foggerty. He is and was the front man. He didn't need the band. They needed him. In the Eagles case it is different. Every member of the Eagles are important to the group. They are all singers and talented musicians. What does all this mean..? I am getting older than the hills! But I still look good, daddyo!
Contest For Sexiest Brokendoll On Ct
Come check it out, just having a fun little contest with my girlies from Brokendollz (if you don't know what it is, google it, or check my banners) who are on Cherrytap, contest ends friday, and goes by number of ratings as well as number of comments. Here are the contestants. Comment Bombing is allowed!!! Leila Fedora Luna Tikk Rockstar
"killing Lonrliness" Him
"Killing Loneliness" Memories, sharp as daggers Pierce into the flesh of today Suicide of love took away all that matters And buried the remains in an unmarked grave in your heart With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you saved me, Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb I'm killing loneliness Nailed to the cross, together As solitude begs us to stay Disappear in the lie forever And denounce the power of death over our souls and secret words are said to start a war With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you saved me, Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb I'm killing loneliness Killing loneliness With the venomous kiss you gave me I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness) With the warmth of your arms you save
A Blog Worth Reading...
if you like shoes! I love these shoes!!! I got the last pair in my size and they fit perfect and they are LEATHER and RED... It was love at first site. Plus I can wear them on dates with shorter guys because they have little "kitten" heels... yay!!!
My First On Line Blog Ever
That's right this is the first time i've ever had an on line blog. I'll warn all who read it.It's bound to have anything n everything in it.Just like my notebook of misadventures. Sooooo what to chitty chat about??? Well i've new roommates. I'm living in a gods damn castel no less.It's huge. Has a dungon--fully working bdsm one!!--even! My band's doing well. Even if our lovely singer is in the hospital at the moment.I'm going to attempt to cover for her at tomorrow night's gig. (Rave you gotta get better fast!! No way can I get that crowd as heated up as you can. 'Sides you cook better then D. lol So hurry get better come on home.) Let's seeeeeee what do I have to talk about....hummm...*smiles*....*grins* Ok I give! I'm dieing to say it!!! I've met a simply amazing female.She's a roommate & yeah she's dealing with alot of crap. But then so am I. We don't want no heavy duty - so we're both on the same page. But OMFG! I love hanging with her(blushing yet Gypsy?). In fact.....we
New Email For My .net Site
Hi Everyone, I have a new email address for my site. If you have written to me with a question or anything and haven't received a response, please resend it to I lost all the email from my other addy. So sorry if yours was one of them! Hope you have a fantastic day! XOXO, Aimeelynn
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Im not sure
Pain-suicide Machine
I never do it for nothing It's never been for free I never cared about nothing Unless it satisfied me My only game is surviving And try to stay alive I'm struggling in the underworld That suffocates my life Suicide Machine - locked up in this cage Suicide Machine √ I don't understand They tried to shut me up They tried to shut me down They tried to throw me away I'll never give it up I'm never gonna stop I will fight to the end Suicide Machine I'll stand tall, I'll break bones I'll give them hell No bullshit √ I'm still here You Better catch me dead You have always tried to crush and break me down But I will never ever give up without a fight I am the man √ it will always be me Dreaming of a life in peace, but it was never meant for me Suicide Machine -------------
Offer You
If only you knew What I would give To have something true Something real and lasting With someone like you. You are making me long For things I used to know, Things that had me drawn, Things I had no right to ask Because wanting and asking are wrong. I wish for things I cannot have You are at the top of this list. Between us there is no merging path. So I walk alone here and I try To stop longing for things I cannot have. Why cant I get you out of my mind? Why cant I forget your touch? You were always so kind, So attentive to me You were such a lucky find. Why can I not have you? Why can I not plead my hearts desire? Why cant I have something true Something pure, something real, Something lasting, with you?
What Im Looking For In A Man
im from michigan i like spending time with my 3 kids .... still tryin to figure out what i want in life.... there so much bullshit and drama out there all i do is take it one day at a time and whatever life throws at me hopefully it will be good sumday .... life is to short...there is noone special in my life here on ct yet...i am a flirt theres nothing wrong with that..but, i think it is time for me to find a ct man,1 who is honest, loving caring, NO CHEATERS!!!!who likes looking for someone whos open minded....also im looking for a guy who i can get to kno .. not just for sex right off the bat... if ur that guy leave me a message...once i find me that man im sorry guys i will be committed and there will be no more flirting, im also looking for a guy who will let me wear his name on my tag who isnt afraid to show there likeness.....HAVE A NICE DAY
5 Year Old Cup Stacker,sweet
You could say she's pretty good at cup stacking for her age. 5 Year Old Cup Stacker
I sit and wonder why it is that we can't be together. But part of me knows that answer to that question. The answer is because I have alot that I need to work thru. I know that he loves me and that he will always be there for me, but until I can get thru the things that have screwed me up we can never be together. I sometimes wish that things could have been different, but I can't change the way things are. Maybe one day things will be different, but for now I have to live with the way things are. Part of me thinks that we will never be a family, but I know that in some ways that is a good thing. When we are not together we don't fight and that to is a good thing, but on the other hand if we spend to much time together we will fight and I know that there is no way around that. So in the end we are better off as friends and I am ok with that.
Newest Member
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My Soul
i feel like i'm fallin i can hear the devil callin searchin for what he feels is his but this dude ain't givin him shit imma fight for what's mine i'll fight him to the grave no matter the time it may take, i'll fight the devil back when i get a repreave from the beast hit the sack and get off the leash come back and look the reaper in his teeth i'm satans archer man i made him quiver when i pointed my heart right to his liver unleashed every ounce of anger and emptied out the chamber he tried to take my soul and didn't succeed so if ya wanna fight back stand up behind me
The storm is brewing and we wait for it. They just put special weather radios out for sale in stores. Had to run around and get bf's glasses fixed. They literally fell apart on him! Went to Wal-mart, then to a place they recommended because they could not fix them, then to a place bf's nephew knew of and got new frames for his lenses. I expressed that bf was bed ridden and could not get out and needed his glasses. Since they are totally broken, just fit the lenses in a cheap frame. She showed me $140+! I said that is not his definition of cheap. She went to the back area and spoke to an older man about my problem, and I notice an array of trays off in a corner. I asked about them as they had a frame that looked like they would fit the lenses. She walked away and the man told me the frames I was looking at were all "non popular" or "going out of circulation" (? got me!)and they were on sale. We both were taking the lenses to see if we could find frames to fit and found
Uphill Battle
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to try at all. I know I can never win It's my battle though from here to the end. Yo peleo una batalla no puedo triunfo. Asi porque sigo peleando para el?
Who Else?
The more I think the more lost I become, someone please help me now. Who else must live like this? Living in constant fear and loving only when the coast is clear. And no matter how many precautions are taken, you still get burned. Why is that and also why is life so unfair? I don't understand why life is this way?
Not Mine
I reach out to you And you pull away. I make some distance, And then you close it. Don't you realize how much It's killing me? Staying away from you When I want nothing more Than to be in your arms But I can't be because She's there taking my place. Stop it please, tell me now, Do you love me or don't you? I can handle the rejection. Tell me please, yes, or no? Am I to laugh or to cry? Is this hello or good bye?
U + Ur Hand - Pink
February 25, 2007: Film
When it's art, you call it a film. When it's mainstream garbage, it's called a movie. FILMS: "Nosferatu", "Triumph Of The Will", "Citizen Kane", "Annie Hall", "Raging Bull", "The Weather Underground" and "Elephant" MOVIES: "Fast and The Furious", "Titanic", "Spiderman", "You Got Served", and "Biker Boyz"
My instincts telling me whats next, is this going to be true? If it is just know, I ain't mad cause this music shits calling me, its better then makin you fall and thinkin its my fault. Feels like all this'll become nothin more then another fantasy. Do the right thing, for you not for me. Forget about me, and let me be but know where I'm at when you need to find me.
Hello Every One
Hello everyone the Lingerie Contest is starteing Right now Come bomb, rate , comment on your self have fun. THE BIG BAD WOLF~PRES.-OF THE WOLF PACK FAMILY~@ CherryTAP
Im Back
Yahoo Roomie Got It Fixed For Me Thank God With Out A Good Friend I Would Be Stuck.Thanks For All That Commented My Blog And Bulletin! Hugs And Bites!
English Lovers
An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a countryside lane, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple, naked, making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, 'Ah ze young love, ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers. C'est magnifique!' and continued to watch, remembering good times. Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said, 'Mais... Sacre bleu!! Ze woman - she is dead!' and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to tell Albert, the police chief. He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted, 'Albert... Albert zere is zis man zis woman .. . naked in Farmer Gaston's field making love.' The police chief smiled and said; 'Come, come, Henri, you are not so old to not remember ze young love, ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers. Ah, L'amour! Zis is okay.' 'Mais non! You do not understand - ze woman she is dead!' Hearing this Albert leapt from his seat and rushed out of the station and, th
Hacker Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck It
he was a husband who drove his wife home drunk from the parties he was a husband who drove his wife home and in the car he would lean her head gently on the side door window and in the bathroom he would hold her hair back and hope, saying; they build buildings oh they build buildings oh they build buildings so tall these days and in the morning she'd wake up and crouch recollections all day but she would always always wake up the next morning and he'd take one look at her a say baby that's ok and her conscience would issue yet another last warning, saying; they build buildings oh they build buildings oh they build buildings so tall these days and she would ask for time and she'd ask for time and she would ask for time and she would beg for time, and she would beg for time and beg for time and call it a gift and he would give her time and he'd give her time and he would give her time and he'd give her time but time is not given and t
All Of You
All of You It's you to me, in whole, I ask you give. When you feel like screaming, I want to hear. You can tell me when you no longer wish to live. Tell me what you feel when life brings you tears. When you need love, take me into you. Let your tears fall on me when you cry. When you're tired, drag me down, too. When you're blind, close my eyes. Hurt me when you feel pain, kill me when you are dead, walk with me in the rain, and remember every word I said. In life and in death give me all of yourself.
Please Help!!!!
WIN A BLAST!!! She needs the most comments by the end which is March 24!! Please help her out all that you can! Thanks! Here is the link!
Waz Drunk & Bored Made Up
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
You And I
You are day I am sun. You are passion I am love. You are strength I am brio. You are riverbed I am water. You are laughter I am sound. You are fire I am lit log. You are sand I am sea. You are night I am star. You, without me, cannot be I, without you, wouldn't be. done by christine
Until I Met You
I never thought I'd find someone, Who knows me quite the way you do; I never thoughht I'd find someone, Whose love would be so true; I never thought I'd want to spend, Eternity with another; I never thought I'd find someone, Who would love me more than any other; I never thought I'd find forever, In someone else's eyes; I never thought I'd find truth, Instead of bitterness and lies; I never thought that wishes could be granted Or that dreams could ever come true; I never thought I'd find someone - That is 'till I met you. done by christine
Contes Please Help These Ladies
Hello everyone out there I am Letting you know that The Sexy Lingerie Contest has started So Please come and Vote for the these sexy ladies that are in the contest. Help them win the contest because they can win a 3 day cherry blast. Please come and bomb, Comment as many times as you can, comment on your self, bomb yourself, Even leaving a couple comments are going to help these ladies. The ladies Have a full week to have comments so please Enjoy. 1 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14.
I Wished You Were Here
I wished you were here, every day that goes by, I wished you were here, as I begin to cry, I wished you were here, on this sandy shore, I wished you were here, knocking at the door, I wished you were here, as I begin to say, I wished you were here, in this day. done by christne
Are You Destined For World Domination?
You Are Not Destined to Rule the World You are destined for something else... Like inventing a new type of cupcake. You just don't have the stomach for brutality. But watch out - because many people do! Are You Destined For World Domination?
A Cat Haiku
New high priced sofa; sharpen your claws kitty cat, thereís work to be done.
I Miss My Wife
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For all those times you stood by me For all the truth that you made me see For all the joy you brought to my life For all the wrong that you made right For every dream you made come true For all the love I found in you I'll be forever thankful baby You're the one who held me up Never let me fall You're the one who saw me through through it all You were my strength when I was weak You were my voice when I couldn't speak You were my eyes when I couldn't see You saw the best there was in me Lifted me up when I couldn't reach You gave me faith 'coz you believed I'm everything I am Because you loved me You gave me wings and made me fly You touched my hand I could touch the sky I lost my faith, you gave it back to me You said no star was out of reach You stood by me and I stood tall I had your love I had it all I'm grateful for each day you gave me Maybe I don't know that much But I know this much is true I was blessed because I was loved by you You were my
Chris Sligh American Idol Audition
This guy is funny and at the same time talented. Chris Sligh American Idol Audition - The best bloopers are here
Robin Vs.the Opposite Sex
Yesterday sure proved to be an interesting day. I have begun to learn that I am not meant to have relationships. At least in the "romantic" sense of the word. I don't deal well with people. I am pretty mean sometimes. Actually, really mean, sometimes. And, usually, i don't take blame for it. Cuz in my world, I can do no wrong. It poses a problem in the event i DO actually do something wrong. I have learned, I really do not know HOW to show affection, love, caring... stuff like that. I mean, I do have a borderline personality disorder... i am bi polar.... I have issues w/ relationships. I am really, just, not comfortable in them. People don't really know how to deal with me, and do things to make me comfortable. It's not everyone elses fault. You don't get trained in school on how to deal with this shit, unless u go to med school, or something.... but, I know I'm not an easy person to deal with.... But Chris said something today, and i was like... wow... he said something to the affect
**30 Things Stressed Women May Say At Work**
**30 THINGS STRESSED WOMEN MAY SAY AT WORK** **1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.** **2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.** **3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.** **4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?** **5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.** **6. Do I look like a people person?** **7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.** **8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left ** **9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.** **10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?** **11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years** **12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer** **13. Do they ever shut up on
Good To Know Where I Stand...
when a friend likes the same guy as i do, that guy gets put ahead of a friendship... great to know where i stand... -sarcasm-
My Weekend
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Cherokee Tribe
Thank you very much and you are welcome. what I did not say last night is my mother is full blooded Cherokee my father Irish. "They took the whole Cherokee Nation Put us on this reservation Took away our ways of life The tomahawk and the bow and knife Took away our native tongue And taught their English to our young And all the beads we made by hand Are now a days made in Japan. Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe So proud to live, so proud to die. They took the whole Indian Nation Locked us on this reservation. Though I wear a shirt and tie I'm still part red man deep inside. Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe So proud to live, so proud to die But maybe someday when they've learned. Cherokee Nation will return Will return... Will return... Will return... Will return... Thank you warrior princess. I pray that our nation someday will see what they did to a great people and never replay our history again. OOHRAH SEMPER FI MY BEARCLAN WARRIOR PRINC
Well i Had to come to my sisters house to get my neice and nephew on the bus. Because my brother inlaws mother got rused to the hospital this morning and she lives in indiana and he went up there... my sister had to work.. My neice asked me why does it seem like everything bad happens to our family... I wasnt quite sure how to go about answering this question so i told her that bad things happen to all families and she replies with but bad things seem to always happen to our family... I was baffled i didnt know what to say... i just simply told her that it was because we have a big family... Its really amazing how much kids realize what is going on probably more so than adults... I really dont understand what the plan is for my life or my family and i dont know that i ever will... but as she said it seems bad things always happen to us... Things on my end have not been bad recently though very good to be exact... and i have amazing friends and family to thank and a g
Room For Growth
Tuesday, February 27, 2007 Room for growth You have created many good and valuable things that you don't even know about. For the consequences of your actions go far beyond you. Many of the treasures in your life are things you are not yet ready to know or appreciate. They will be there waiting for you when you are ready. Each day you encounter opportunities for joy and fulfillment that you don't even recognize as such. Life encompasses much more richness than you can ever fully imagine. What you already know, is not all there is. And because of that, there is always room for growth. There is something in your world today that you can take to a higher level. There is some aspect of life's immeasurable abundance that you have the opportunity to uncover and experience. Seek right now to connect with a real and refreshing portion of life's goodness that you've never touched before. Know that it is there, and you will find your way to it. -- Ralph Marston
Job Searching
Well, to tell the truth, it's been almost 3 months now. I'm getting antsy. I need to work. I went to the school for help, and I sat in the employment office for 45 minutes waiting on someone to talk to me. Didn't happen. So far all the businesses have either been full up or not willing to hire someone they'd have to train. A couple of places were willing to hire me, but I'm not willing to drive 100 miles round trip a day for $10/hr. In the Jeep it would take ALOT of money in gas, not to mention the unnecessary wear and tear. SIDENOTE: I have "Deadliest Catch" on in the background. I love Discovery channel. They went grocery shopping and spent almost $3000!!! That's alot of greenbacks for food. It makes sense though, they are out at sea for long periods of time.
Is Having A Man A Must?
You want me to take it slow, Well how will I know, If you're the one for me, I guess I'll just wait to see, I'll wait and wait and wait, I'll sit around like I'm your bait. I want to give you my heart, My soul and my mind. I just hope and pray,I'm not wasteing my time. I'll just wait untill you're totally mine. Did I make a mistake,by trusting a man once again, How much can I take, When will the pain end? Why must I suffer, And how much can I take, from a man that only thinks of himself. That can't be good for my health, But yet and still, I still trust. (IS HAVING A MAN A MUST?).......CK1
The Race, Yardwork, Bf, And Me!
Sunday - NASCAR day and I get the notion to clean up the yard the landlord has promised to do since August. I get up the all the broken glass from two separate windows, good sized branches had to be dragged to the curb, trash from passerbys that have no concern for the environment, and trash from the so called handy man and stuff he left behind here. Landlord made the fatal mistake of giving him money to trim the trees up front. Have not seen him since! And he left an extension cord, water hose, a sander, drowels, etc. I put all of his stuff in a pile in hopes he comes back for them. Had several cars slowed down when I dragged stuff to the dumpster that is on the I did not have a bra on!! :) Next day, wanted to walk to Walmart to get some cards and started to feel the strain of Sunday on my legs...which is probably why I felt so bad all day. Having the need to throw up all day is not a feeling I like to linger! Been feeling yucky for the last several days and fou
I Could Just Scream!
My little sister is going to the University of Tennessee. Shes going to attend their design program (which shes almost finished). Im so happy for her...but more so.... IM HAPPY FOR ME! Do you realize I can go to all their home games? A VOLS fans dream! Cheap Tickets..... HELL YES! WTG rawk like a chili dawg!
Every Part Of Me
Knowing another woman gave you happyness, When I was thousands of miles away. Breaks my heart into a million pieces, Cause I didn't want it to be this way. I wanted to be the one to make you smile, I wanted to be happy with you. I don't want thses tears falling down my cheeks, I don't want to be alone because you were untrue. I need your smile, I need you here, So I can be safe in your arms. I hate you so much for doing this, For putting my heart out for someone to do harm. You promised to protect me, To keep my heart safe from being alone. But you didn't think about me, When you left me here on my own. When you spoke those words, That brought me to my knees. You are just like everyone else, Out to destroy every part of me.
"love Has No Limits"
Love Has No Limits................ Love Has No limits to anyone in love Love has no limits when your man has done you wrong. Love has No limits so let it be. Love has No limits Because part of this quote has to do with those three letter words tattooed on me Love has No limits when your man turns the other way with another woman. Love has no limits when you are to stand up and say the hell with him he isn't worth it cause I'm going to keep on living. Love has no limits when you fall down and can't get it together. Love has no limits when you just look in the mirror and say you don't care about yourself because its just whatever. Love has no limits when you feel as though you have nothing. Love has no limits because at that point a real man knows your worth something. Love has no limits when your always sitting there because he keeps having you crying but love ha
You In My Shoes!!
You set the standard,SO incredibly high It's almost like You knew I would fail,So you could watch me Torture myself trying. But you do not know How this feels, So put yourself In my place for awhile And see how much Of this you can take. As time passes I wonder if this is me,Or just some shadow, Some poor imitation, Alive but lifeless, For my soul has died. I grow cold and out of touch,I distance myself From all that I love, For everything I love,Just gets ripped away, So in the end,It's easier this way done by christine
A New Life
A new life A new begining A new generation A new life is a new world, a chance to start over. A chance to do right when you did wrong. A chance to be honest when you lied. A chance to make peace when you started war. A chance to warm when you were cold. Thats a new life, a fresh start. done by christine
Have A Wild Humpday
hugs and kisses..lorie Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi
What Color Is Your Heart?
Your Heart Is Green Love completes you, but that doesn't mean you seek it out. When love comes your way, you integrate it peacefully into the rest of you life. Your flirting style: Laid back Your lucky first date: Walking around aimlessly and talking Your dream lover: Is both enthusiastic and calm What you bring to relationships: Balance What Color Heart Do You Have?
The Funniest....speechless
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i have been pretty busy lately and have not had a chance to return the favor to everyone that has stopped by and rated or comments on my pic and profile so if you have recently stopped by please send me a private message letting me know. and much love to the crime scene family
My Closest Friend
what is it with pizza's these days they are getting skimpier and skimpier you don't get your moneys worth anymore.
To All My Friends Again 2/28/07
Happy or Merry!!! February 2007 21 Chinese Take Out Day 21 Pizza Delivery Day 23 Give Your Partner A Massage 25 Cuddle Day 27 Polar Bear Day March 2007 01 Peanut Butter Lover's Day 01 Share A Smile Day 01 Cat Festival (Belgium) 01 Pig Day 01 St. David's Day 01 Plan A Solo Vacation Day 02 Banana Cream Pie Day 02 Employee Appreciation Day 02 Give Up Easily Day 02 Read Across America Day 02 General Pulaski's Birthday 02 Salesperson's Day 02 Morocco Independence Day 02 World Day Of Prayer 02 Texas Independence Day 02 Snow Festival 02 Greek Fest (Florida) 02 Forsythia Festival (Georgia) 02 Fiery Foods and Barbecue Show (New Mexico) 02 Irish Festival (Texas) 03 Holi 03 I Want You To Be Happy Day 03 National Anthem Day 03 Full Moon Day 03 Hina Matsuri 03 Balloon Roundup (Washington) 03 Black Heritage Festival (Louisiana) 04 Lantern Festival 04 Hug A GI Day 04 Tavern Day 04 Charter Day (Pennsylvania) 05 Say Hi To Mo
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Silver moon silhouettes dance across the sky reflecting yesterday upon the waves. Shadows of the past. Lost horizon days, once resting, resurrect in pristine pain. Some yesterdays, like the tide, never fade. Stories of the heart. Illusionary dreams. Endeared imaginations, crystal clear. The one we thought we knew so well, was nothing more than our creation. A figment of a promise once sincere.
Tears Fall From God
Tears fall from above Because of a crying dove Someone fell 'out' of love This I hear a lot of The doves should be flying high No tears falling from the sky Everyone should be proud of Being forever "Embraced in Love" No more crying doves No more falling out of love Much more happier days Please change your ways
Top 10 'global-warming' Myths
Top 10 'Global-Warming' Myths Compiled by Christopher Horner, author of "The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming and Environmentalism" (Regnery -- a HUMAN EVENTS sister company). 10. The U.S. is going it alone on Kyoto and global warming. Nonsense. The U.S. rejects the Kyoto Protocolís energy-rationing scheme, along with 155 other countries, representing most of the worldís population, economic activity and projected future growth. Kyoto is a European treaty with one dozen others, none of whom is in fact presently reducing its emissions. Similarly, claims that Bush refused to sign Kyoto, and/or he withdrew, not only are mutually exclusive but also false. We signed it, Nov. 11, 1998. The Senate wonít vote on it. Ergo, the (Democratic) Senate is blocking Kyoto. Gosh. Donít demand they behave otherwise, however. Since Kyoto was agreed, Europeís CO2 emissions are rising twice as fast as those of the climate-criminal United States, a gap that is widening in more recent
Only If Your Into Nsfw Pics....
only go here if you are interested in vouyer.only....its my huband and i and its dirty.its all nsfw and thats it....go and see what im talking about and youll understand...........
Yosemite Native A...
> > TO MY DEAR WIFE: > > During the past year I have tried to make love to > you 365 > times. > > > I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of > once every > ten days. > > The following is a list of why I did not succeed > more often: > > 54 times the sheets were clean > 17 times it was too late > 49 times you were too tired > 20 times it was too hot > 15 times you pretended to be asleep > 22 times you had a headache! > 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby > 16 times you said you were too sore > 12 times it was the wrong time of the month > 19 times you had to get up early > 9 times you said weren't in the mood > 7 times you were sunburned > 6 times you were watching the late show > 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo > 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us > 9 times you said your mother would hear us > > Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not > satisfactory > because: > > 6 t
State Of The Television Address....
Im reposting this one from off my myspace blog... It was fitting the mood at the time, and it generated not only responses but some thought as well.... Monday, September 04, 2006 State Of The Television Address.... Current mood: Anarchistic Category: Anarchistic Movies, TV, Celebrities Yes, I'm back again for another round of obsurdities.... Usually I dont toss out too many blogs; yes I know there've been a few of late, but I'm not counting those "ASL" ones. Those are more for public humiliation and entertainment than for me to rant, although here and there I do in them.... But I digress.... This blog rant is about tv. Today, I was eating dinner very informally, sitting at the same table with my mother as she was watching the news. "Why is it called the 'news' when it's the same shit all over again?" I asked, not expecting an answer. You see, there can BE no answer to that. I live in the Chicagoland area. That means I'm within driving distance and media reach of
What's Your Best Quality?
What's Your Best Quality? Your Result: Personality†Your best quality is your personality! People like you because you are an all around good person. You have good manners and values. You also like to express your personal style and interests. Loving†Out-Going†Sense of Humor†Ambitious†Intelligence†What's Your Best Quality?Take More Quizzes
Lorelei Cranson
shes in love with eric... for helping her when they wanted to rape her... he didnt want to be tender with her ... hes in love with the sinorita... eric doesnt really have a heart ...but when lorelei falls he saves her .. all she wants is his love ..but yhe cant give it to her robert cormier ..its soo good i read it in one night ... all you gotta do uis try a little tenderness
In My Hands
Memories still plant the seeds in flowers, yesterday you slept peacefully for hours, I looked into your face and stared forever, seeing all your dreams for me to devour, I can still see you face within my hands, the choking has ceased and the crying has begun, can I live without you, can I live with this, or will I need a venomous kiss to end me for what Iíve done, I can see your face in the mirror but the thought of you feels so much farther, I gave you a kiss to go on further, catching my tears inside a golden glass, I can still see your face within my hands, the choking has ceased and the crying has begun, can I live without you, can I live with this, or will I need a venomous kiss to end me for what Iíve done, the sin remains under my skin, my blood leaks with venomous words, meant to box me in, living in a prison cell is not what I prefer, living in guilt is just my pain, I can still see you face within my hands, the choking has ceased and the crying has begun, can I live without
Victim In Death, Victim In Sex
Praise the victim in sex, with the vast number of distinquished children, and the uniformity of text, be selfish in melicious ways, and starve your true love, live in the dark and live there for days, you can try sex once or take yourself into utter daze, explain yourself and bury your dead in the bays, praise the lord for victim in death, and victim in sex is yours, devour the simple things that your lover has left behind and cower into the boldness of your innocent incorrectiveness, you are the one to drive virginity into the dirt, to eat the innocent and not be fucked by the innocent, you're sitting by yourself, your face is in the sand, how pathetic this is, how far you are willing to go, to thrust, to die and be seen in the devil's eyes, your sin is tireless, the sex has slipped from your hands, sit in a bloodbath, sit in a trance, you have seen victim in death, and victim in sex is yours.
Why do people who donít want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?
Urgent Babies! No Mom!!!!
URGENT BABIES! NO MOM!!!! A man released six one day old puppies to our shelter. We do not have a nursing mother. If anyone can help either with a nursing mother or a foster home willing to bottle feed Contact Debbie or Faith at the Associated Humane Societies in Newark at 973-824-7080. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks. Debbie
I just want to say that there is one Man in my life.. that i totally Love and would do anything for.. He is Mastercuff.. He is the only man that will ever be in my life.. I just want Him to know that me being His sub is the best part of living
You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over﷓inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to
Pancake Day...?
Know what I've figured out lately? Foreigners are weird. For England they have Pancake day. A day devoted to the glorious eating of....pancakes. Hmmm, kinda makes you wonder. As an American, I suppose we're not too different. I love pancakes, I just don't have an entire day set aside for such wonderful delights. The closest thing we have to pancake day is Thanksgiving...but at least we cover up our lust of turkey with wishes of family time and love. did this day get thought up? I think I have it. Early in the 20th century (circa 1910 for the chronologically challenged), Betsy Crocker was a cheap whore. She'd sell out her baked goods for cheap..and one day she grew tired of this. She decided she'd mass market, but how? Well, the pilsbury doughboy whispered in her ear, and between the two of them they decided that they were going to conspire upon a new holiday, and sell it to the British. And hence: pancake day. I don't really know what all I wanna s
'what Animal Describes Your Sex Life
Ass You are a real ass, well actually a great piece of ass. You love to be yourself and get it on. You dont care what people think of you regardless of how good or bad you are. You one who always likes a good stare! Take the 'What animal describes your sex life!' quiz! Make your own Quiz!
Broken Hearts...
The last few days has been rough for me.. I went with a friend to take her son to go see his aunt, that had cancer and they only gave her at least 24 hours to live. While we were there she passed away. That is the 2nd person I had seen pass away and it has taken a toll on me.. Memories flashed back when I dealt with my aunt passing away and it hasn't been easy for me. My heart goes out to the family. Right now I just feel so torn and heartbroken.
Pet Contest
~~ Okay Doing A Pet Contest ~~ Send me your pet pics and i will enter them into the contest! Most Comments wins! You can comment bomb ur self 1st Pet is...... with 1 comments Each winner will get 2 gifts each! Contest will start on 3/5 thur 3/12 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~Maria Soon To Be Wife Of MILKENO~*~ Owner of A. F. H. ~*~And ~*~Angel Family Founder ~*~@ CherryTAP
How's Your Weekend?
Just thought I'd drop in for a quick "HI", and see how everyone's weekend is going so far. Guess it's going pretty good on this end. I slept in, and that is always a favorite thing to do on the weekend...being the lazy person that I I got an email from Kirk. He's been away from home for a few days, working on a road crew about 2 hours from Mt. Gambier. He'll be gone for about 1 week, but the pay is great. He says it's a pretty neat job...and he's learned how to drive one of those big highway rollers...which he said was pretty awesome. The company supplies accomidations while they're working there, and they've got a little bungalow type place right on the beach. Can't get much better than that, I wouldn't think. He says he does miss his "girls" , though, especially now that Lilly is home, and then he has to take right off for this job. He has another one waiting that is closer to home, once this one is over. I don't know that we have much planned for toda
Quick Like A Bunny!
This is what happens when E gives me inspiration. MUAH babygirl! You donít know me You donít know me If you did youíd know My heart is on my sleeve Just where it can be hurt You donít know me Your words are what slice My emotions run high You know how to make me cry You donít know me That my game is brought tight You canít fight Who I am inside You donít know me In a blink of the eye I will say goodbye You will be left, alone You donít know me My smile is not fake You gave it to me on our first date You lied I walked You donít know me My heart was yours You still have it with you I want that bitch back So hand it over You donít know me Your love was a joke It made me want to choke When I saw who you are It made me want to wish on a shooting star ďMake him Kick rocks, quick like a bunnyĒ
Sexy Story 4
It was a beautiful day in paradise. I had been staying at the hotel for two days and it appeared that the thronging masses had left with the conference over. Incredibly the hotel was virtually empty and I was now the only one around, lazing on the sun lounge by the pool. Unfortunately however no staff were around either and I was quite hot and thirsty. Finally a waitress appeared. She was young and beautiful and was wearing a very short dress displaying a lovely pair of tanned legs. I asked her for cocktail in a coconut and she explained that there were only a couple of guests here and as a result the hotel had given many staff days off after a busy week. This had made the place even more quiet. She said if I needed anything at all just give her a call and hurried off to get my drink. As I sat there sipping on whatever tropical drink that she had brought me the alcohol kicked in and my thoughts wandered and I started to fantasize about what I could do if I had a woman with me. My
I Wonder
Vote For Nicole!
HELP A FELLOW CHERRY TAPPERS' DREAM COME TRUE!!! VOTE for me, Nicole Haines at Maria's Angels Model Search. NO Registering, NO E-Mail address, & NO Comments NEEDED. Takes about 1 minute. Please VOTE EVERYDAY, EVERYDAY, & EVERYDAY... Click on the BANNER right below & VOTE for Nicole H. THANK YOU!!! (repost of original by '~ Nikki H ~' on '2007-03-04 18:56:47')
"are You Casting Asparagus On My Cooking?"
"Don't ya know it's bad etiquette to reach in front of a person when said person is trying to snag a morsel of food?"
Blog From Saturday
I got fucked out of my saturday ó Saturday, March 03, 2007 I was a few minutes late to drill thismorning. about 7. I took a wrong turn and ended up making a couple uturns, so it took a bit more time to get to work than I thought. When I got to work, I told them that I needed to be transferred out. I actaully didn't even plan on staying that long, maybe a couple hrs. I was just there to quit basicly. Well, it took them a long time to find my paperwork and stuff. Meanwhile, I was trapped in that area. There was a UA that day. That's where they spend a whole day watching people pee. However, it was so poorly set up, that it took forever before people could go pee for the drugtest. I'm just skipping the details of that part. I took my test eventually, and got done around noon. They said I could go to lunch and comeback at 1pm. ( 13:00) So I did, and they told me then that My ets from the IRR was up April 6th. That makes not sense at all. Before, I wasn't done all the way
On Bullshit
On Bullshit is a pamphlet which endeavors to establish a framework for discussing bullshit. While shorter than many blog posts. If listening to people dissemble annoys you, On Bullshit will allow you to examine your annoyance more deeply. I may be bullshitting you, though.
Maternity Clothes Already???
March 5th- (About 7 weeks) I got out of the shower today and started getting dressed. Low and behold my jeans are very tight! Im already cramping I dont need to not be able to breathe, so I went into the closet and dug out the maternity jeans. I have smaller ones for when you first start showing and then the huge ones for when you look like a beach whale. So I am a little concerned that Im gaining enough weight in the second month to need bigger jeans. I dont look pregnant in regular clothes but when I put on maternity clothes I do. So I guess im sticking with maternity because Id rather look pregnant than fat. My worries about the weight gain are minimal now because I remembered that not only is this my 3rd child in 3 years which my body isnt fully healed so it stretches back out faster, but I also have gestational diabetes which makes me gain weight off of water. If I can handle the 102 lb I gained form Isabelle and almost lose most of it before getting pregnant with Joe im confident
Ignorance Running Rampant 2
Seems today is going to be "pick on the Big people" day. I am not a tiny woman, hell I'm not even petite. Short yes. But small, lmao only when I was born. I have never hid that fact, nor will I ever, as I am happy with me. I went through that time when I tried to be something I wasnt so someone would "love me better". Only thing that accomplished was to make me miserable and lose site of who I was. Being overweight does not make us inhuman, lazy, overeaters, that have nothing else better to do than sit and eat and watch tv. Alot of us are active, healthy human beings that are just overweight. Not to mention health reasons.. age.. lots of reasons. Not excuses as some ignorant shits think. Do I want to be a size 6.?? No, cause that would not be me. I am who I am. Healthy and active BUT a BBW. When I do eat, and I mean WHEN.. I eat healthy but I'll be dammed if Im gonna throw it up after.. thats a disease right there. A slow death disease to prove what?? That I'm pre
ok i was pondering today on a couple things...First if someone says you are ugly do you stay with that person even if they say they are sorry and they didnt mean it?? Second what in the hell do guys want from women..They either want a relationship or they dont..Whatever happened to a faithful relationship? Im so confused right now that im gonna go take some Pills and see how i feel after...Love Ya!!!
Poems Version 1
The little boy wakes up to catch the plane, for now he is off to train. The Sgt yells, the little boy obeys, for now the little boy trains, Months go by, the little boy has grown, into a man, His training is done, now time for fun as this soldier gets his gun. He ends up married he couldnt be more happy Until that call comes up, The soldier cries as he hugs his wife god bye, for he is going to war. Months go by he continues to cry as the little boy comes forth. The funs is done the soldier is gone as the little boy cant take anymore. Twelve months later, the little boy leaves as he comes home from war. He gets praised and shunned for acts that he hasnt done, Could this be fair. He hugs his wife, and kisses (her good bye) He cant take it anymore The little boy dies The little boy has seen his last war...
Dinner Part 1...
Dinner part 1.... poem Out to dinner we go Getting a table for two you know Sitting so close holding hands Hearts beating fast I can barely stand Under the table my hand goes to play Knowing you wonít push it away You know I love to tease And I know you loved to be pleased And out in public where people might see Turning you on as much as it does me My hand sliding up and down your thigh As I sit there staring into your eyes Waiting for you to reach down and stop me But you donít you let me be Till my hand slips between your legs Your not saying a word but in your eyes I see you beg You start to twitch and bite your lip Grab for your water and take a sip Still not removing my hand I wonder to myself how much more can she stand As the waiter comes with our food Never knowing where no longer in the mood As I pull my hand away to start our meal Taking your hand putting it between my legs so you can feel The things you do to me and you smile K
Real Friend Test !
This is GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the last sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackma
Damn, I Get Busted From Cop
NEO@ CherryTAP I'm the CHERRY COPTHESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PULLED OVER !!!In order to be BUSTED!! you need to have an awesome profile, kind and NICE, very few (NSFW) photos,No FAN me on your profile,SALUTE,and not a drama queen.(DO NOT MESSAGE me!!!!!!!) .If you fit this you will be placed in MY BLOG with your link, for people to add you.Also a BULLETIN will be posted daily about all the BUSTED people MEN and WOMEN. thanks Christian beautifullove@ CherryTAPCTAF #22~ArousedByRage ~CTAF #22@ CherryTAPCanadian Ice Queen ♥ ~ *K.O.T* & *C.T.A.F*@ CherryTAPprecious@ CherryTAPHDBKRGRL@ CherryTAPBigJimiZ@ CherryTAPKevDog {SQUAD LEADER of CTAF} (CTAF#20)@ CherryTAPWilliam~~Please read my blog~~
I Need You To Love Me
I just shattered my own heart. My eyes are flowing with tears My body aches for you to love me I just cover my eyes and fall to the ground. The hurt and the painthat is going through my body. Once again my body will heal and my mind will go to ease. But my love for you will remain the same. Nothing will change my feeling for you my dear I still need you to love me. My heart will be always yours I think of what could of been My life is no more If I can't have you by myside then just let me die You are my beat of my heart The air that I breath You are my soul that one makes me complete That is way I need you to love me my dear.
Counting Crows , " Accidentelly In Love
Hey Cherry Friends
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Do You Know Who I Am?
AMEN AMEN AMEN!! She so freaking deserved this! If you don't understand why the name "Jane Fonda", is so important to this story, please read at the bottom for an explanation. ______________________________________________ This is one of the best things I've read in ages...I wishI could go there for dinner !!! It's about time people treat traitors as they should. This guy deserves another medal!!! Montana Restaurant:This is a great story! The radio station America FM was doing one of its "Is Anyone Listening?" bits this morning. The first question was, "Ever have a celebrity pull up with the 'Do you know who I am?'! routine?" A woman called in and said that a few years a go, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT, she had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes...Many ranchers and their wives were waiting. Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted a table
American Journalism
(More truth here than you know!!! Sorry bunch of bastards!!!) AMERICAN JOURNALISM Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old US. Marine Sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded. Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content." Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song "O Canada" one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag Musicians and played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared he could now die peacefully. Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear
Please Can You Rate My Pic
Make A Wish...
Darkness divided by their luminous presence Collectively shedding light on another year of life Who are these for, me. all for me No one else seems to be around, though everyone can see A quick burst of breath and the candles go out no claps, no praise, no celebration Just me in my mind, in my heart, in my soul What do I wish for? what do I want? Something subtle, or something to flaunt... it's time... Close my eyes, make a wish... 1...2...3... Silence in the midst of darkness as my eyes open. One wish for this year, one hope to be reality... What did I wish for?? Should I stay quiet Or do I reveal the wish my heart made?? One word, one name, one love... Erika.
The Foresaken.........
The blood of the damned runs through her veins. Knowing her ancestors fate, causes her such pain. She is one of the last of her lines. Soon to walk this road alone as it unwinds. † As she wakes in the morning, She wonders, were they given any warning. Today is moving day, again. It always seems to end the way it began. † As she packs up her belongings, She remembers the stories of her elders siblings. They were kind to animals and nature. But the rest of the colony was a bit immature. † They turned as quickly as they could Pointed fingers and gathered the wood. Labeled them witches, left to burn at the sta
Hay Girls I Need Help
Chicago Haunting Tour
I went on this tour about 2 and half years ago when I was stationed in Great MistakesÖI mean Great Lakes, Illinois. It was either July or AugustÖforget which when I went on this tour. Started in downtown Chicago; we started at the Iroquois theater where back in 1903 a fire broke out inside killing thousands of people during a matinee. Which was supposed to be a predominate theater of its time, having being compared to structures in Paris. Over 2,000 people were in crowd plus 400 performers throughout the theater. We went to the alley around back where many leaped to their deaths because the mass of people that tried to get out had the rear of the theater. When we walked around the alley the lights flickered along the wall. Some say spirits use energy around them, so it is possible the flickering of the lights were supernatural but wonít jump to conclusions. Next on the tour was the Chicago River; which is haunted by the spirits of those who were on board the Eastland Ship which topp
Every1 Should Comment My Pix!!!
ok so i want everyone to leave me a comment and tell me what they think of me,i dont care if its good or bad...but plz dont be 2 mean! just leave me sum comments and ill be happy happy happy kk?? so yea that all i have to say... peace and luv oxoxox ~megan~ p.s. i just ate a bunch of shrooms....yay me!! hey can sum1 put alice in wonderland on???!!!?? plz!!
American Tribute
Ignorance, Is It Stupidity?
If ignorance is stupidity then why fear diversity? We are all individuals, with different sets of rituals. But we're all people Some insensitive and some feeble. So, for the sake of mankind, open your mind. We all live in the same place, the 3rd ball from the sun in space.
On saturday feb the 24th I woke up haven't taken meds for a week and put myself in a bad situation.I had about 4-5 shots of vodka after I was invited to go gamble.We went down got in there bet the horses got a drink maragritta.I had on sip sat down in at a machine.The drink upset my stomach a little so I had a cigarette I then felt very sick to the stomach.I let my sister know how I felt and she told her man.He was going to get me some water,but I felt the need to go to the restroom.I got up walked about 10 steps(blacked out) I fell to the ground a guy and my sisters man picked me up then I fell again almost hitting my head on the counter. Medics were rushed and my heart rate dropped to 60 my sister held my feet up while I tried to respond.I got rushed to a hospital and they let me know it wasn't the alcolol that caused the problem.My pottusium level dropped to 1.7(norm 3.5-5.0) very fatal.I could have past away that night but something held me back I don't know if it's my friends and
Home And Bills
Mom is in North Carolilna and she may move there. Good thing is that i will have the place to myself. Bad thing is that i will have bills to pay. I am basically going to have to carry her weight and settle my own debts. I just hope if she does move she will help me out so i can at least float through all of April and then in May i should be well off that i am able to just pay what i need and get by on minimal stuff. I may just have the satellite cut off completely and just keep the internet. I can always visit my brother and watch television there until everything is caught up financially. that is if she decides to move
I'm So Excited And I Just Can't Hide It...
la la la It is like 60 degrees today and sunny here!!! It's awesome. I just had the first walk around my neighborhood of the year, a very nice one too I might add and one I was in much need of since I have sit on my arse all morning. I am so so so excited, spring is almost here just a few short weeks and I may be warm again!!
Hymn For The New Ages
Raise your heads, open your eyes For the lord has gone away Take your pills, tell your lies For the Lord has gone away Come to terms, abandon dreams For the Lord has gone away Drop your bombs, hear the screams For the Lord has gone away Thank you Jesus For all the guilt I thought your blood was on my hands There is no heaven There is no hell There are no promised lands Blood for oil, suicide missions For the Lord has gone away Worthless leaders, failure admissions For the Lord has gone away Weep my love, weep my child For the Lord has gone away. Curse the weak, kill the mild Fo the Lord has gone away Fuck you Jesus And you lies I've got no soul to save Still your sheep Line up to listen As you keep lying from your grave
The Cruxshadows - Sophia
SPOKEN: (The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty) When life is left behind this isolation Cruelty and hatred have become The cause of those whose eyes are full of wanting The truth will still abandon none So you must carry this light into the darkness You shall be a star unto the night You will find hope alive among the hopeless That is your purpose to this life The lips draw words and hands find actions Still there is more within one heart Into the silence will you answer Before the chaos will you come Do not injustice to another Defend the weak and innocent Let truth and honor always guide you Let courage find the light within Stand up when no one else is willing Act not in hatred or in spite Be to this world as a perfect knight Even if it means your life Here I am Alive among the injured and the dead Here I am Thy will be done Santa Sophia (Here I am) Pieces borne to your
I Need
I really need a pair of boxing gloves and I found a nice pair at a decent price. I added them to my wishlist :)
Gods Art
Just Wanted To Say
Lay In The Snow
Today I lay for you in snow, Yesterday in freezing rain. To see your look of pleasure Iíd do it once again. This bond we share binds stronger Than any man-made cord. My discomfort is your pleasure. Your smile is my reward. Today I lay for you in snow. Tomorrow I may walk thru fire. The love Iíve sought for all my life Is found in your desire.
My Dumbass Moment #2
OK, so we had the whole photobucket dumbass moment in my blogs before, lol. Well I warned you at that moment that there would be more to come. So here it is, lol. OK, so I luv the free images site called and many of my friends have received my goofy lil creations. Well some of these have been just a lil naughty, nothing major, but some nips pokin out here or there or whatever, lol, maybe a buttcrack of two. Well anyway, I guess if you don't click some lil box saying to make it private, then it's on there for all searching zingfu to see. Yea, guess where mine were until today, lol. Ooops! Shit, fuck, dammit!!! So to those of you zingfu'ers who viewed and left comments, um, thank you, lol. That's what I get for being a dumbass. I will make sure to hit that lil damn box to make them private from now on.
Here Are The Rules!
I'm taking contestants for this contest as of NOW! Here are the rules: 1. NO HARASSING the other contestants otherwise you will be booted IMMEDIATELY! 2. IF you have nothing good to say....then say NOTHING AT ALL!! 3. MOST COMMENTS gets FIRST place 4. MOST RATES gets SECOND place 5. HIGHEST RATING gets THIRD place 6. You can only win ONE so if the person with the highest number of rates also has the highest number of comments then the person with the second highest number of comments will win second place etc. If you don't understand what I mean plz msg me and I will explain further! 7. Pic MUST be SAFE FOR WORK!!! 8. NO DOWNRATING BY OTHER CONTESTANTS! If you are a contestant you may rate the others but DO NOT downrate them otherwise that will be a violation of my rules and you will be KICKED OUT! 9. NO CHEATING. For those who don't know what I mean...well here it is! DO NOT make multiple accounts and rate/comment yourself. If I find you doing that you will
Everyday By Bon Jovi
This song amazes me...I guess it's just self explanatory. I used to be the kind of guy Who'd never let you look inside I'd smile when I was crying I had nothing but a life to loose Thought I had a lot to proof In my life, there's no denying Goodbye to all my yesterdays Goodbye, so long, I'm on my way I've had enough of cryin' Bleedin', sweatin', dyin' Hear me when I say Gonna live my life everyday I'm gonna touch the sky And I spread these wings and fly I ain't here to play I'm gonna live my life everyday Strange, everybody's feeling strange Never gonna be the same Makes you wonder how the world keeps turning Life, learning how to live my life Learning how to pick my fights Take my shots while I'm still burning Goodbye to all those rainy nights Goodbye, so long, I'm moving on I've had enough of cryin' Bleedin', sweatin', dyin' Hear me when I say Gonna live my life everyday I'm gonna touch the sky And I spread these wings and fly I ain't here
Space Food And In God We Trust...
Well good morning. I am struggling with the topic I choose to write about today. Astronauts aboard a space station are now to get Gourmet Food while aboard. The reason why I am struggling is this. Oh first off, they deserve anything they want aboard that thing. That stay up there although would be cool for one or two days. Would get very drool and cabin feverish by a one month and let alone being there for 6 months. Yeah, I am with you. I like Disney World but to see it for almost 180 days straightÖno way. So, chefs are creating food for astronauts to make them feel more at home. What space traveler wouldnít like to have Asparagus and Artichoke hearts as a vege. The days of Tang are way out the window now. Hold me back I am going to space training for sure now. Not to be mean, and again Astronauts deserve anything they want for the always dangerous missions they partake in but, canít the powers to be that decide to make things better for this or that, work on feeding the whole planet f
Together Not Alone
Mark 1:16-18 Now as He walked by the sea of Galilee, He saw Simon and Andrew his brother casting a net into the sea: for they were fishers. And Jesus said unto them, Come ye after Me, and I will make you to become fishers of men. At once they left their nets and followed him. In these powerful passages and the two versus after, we are witnessing Jesusí call of four disciples from their regular occupation as net fishermen. As we see these men called, I believe you will have a better understanding how this account relates to our daily lives. In versus 19 & 20, James and John, his brother, are weaving their nets with tools they used daily, tying knots in cord and mending them. Have you ever thought about what a net is? Itís just a bunch of holes tied together. Furthermore, do you know what a hole is? Itís a ďnothing.Ē And thatís exactly what we are, a bunch of ďnothings." ĒBut if you take a bunch of nothings and tie them together, they become powerful. We are al
Fuckin Men
John Cena
You scored as John Cena. You took this test, your result was John Cena! You brush with Colgate, your teeth couldn't be cleanah! The Man attempts to screw you but you always come out on top! Your rhymes are so nasty, you make the competition pop! Who needs in-ring skills? You got a PS2 in the back! You bought Bullet Proof cause you ran out of crack! F Me? I say F-U! I’ll be who I wanna be! The people love me but you sir, YOU CANT SEE ME! John Cena88%Chris Jericho81%Matt Hardy81%The Undertaker69%Triple H63%Stone Cold56%JBL56%Spike Dudley56%Christian50%Mick Foley
No Where To Run
I am stuck in a situation that i see no way out. I am on the verge of a breakdown and I can't afford that. I am about to graduate but my idiot is spendign money so fast i have none to pay bills and if I happen to pay bills before I think he spends it I write a check and therefore it bounces. They coem lookign for me not him. Is he doign this to get me in trouble? I don't know. I don't think he really cares for me or my kids. This has to stop. I am under to much pressure. I want to graduate but I am having a hard time studing with having to worry over bills andworring about DHR coming ot my house. I don't want ot have to moving back in with my mom. I am to old to do that and I can't live with her. I don't wont ot have to up root my kids from their school so what do I do? Please someone help me. I don'teven wont to go home right now.
Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 18 - Superstar!
Okay, look, yay, the song that the whole show is named after. In case others didn't realize it yet, it's called Superstar because he is a Superstar without ever realizing it, so they try to make the whole show like it would have been now, if it had been then. Also because he has so many followers, also because of his history and also because of this song. This song is basically during the moments before the crucifixion and you can interpret it however you want, I think. You can picture it as Jesus hallucinating and seeing Judas like this moments before he dies because he really loved Judas, and he does forgive him. Or you can say it's Judas being haunted in Hell and having to come and witness Jesus' death and be totally fake about it because he is mocking him in the song, but in the moments when he's not singing, they show his face being totally sad and he's apologizing to Jesus, begging for forgiveness and so on.
Venting Lol
im stressed, i just want to scream! Finals are next week, i have shit to write for lit, i have shit to write for health, and i have shit to write for computers, its crazy. Brooke and i were at Dennys last night and a guy looks at her daughter and says "youre a pretty girl! are you married? all pretty girls get married" now mind you brooke and i are almost 24 and NOT married cause guys around here are assholes. Fuck him. lol But anyways, gotta get back to work, love you guys!
Maybe My Heart Told Your Heart
Maybe my heart told your heart it had a parking place outside or that we both like taking walks and doing things at night. Maybe our hearts have the same favourite colours and found eachother that way.. or maybe it was because they both like sunshine and always tell the summer to stay. Maybe your heart sent my heart a secret message, that said: I've been waiting for you... lets go! Love... or maybe when it comes to things like this, there aren't reasons... hearts just know.
ok someone just fucking shoot me now.. Men ok this is only meant towards the ass wipes here in Cali.. I think they all need to be shipped to fucking iraq
If I Could Catch A Rainbow
if i could catch a rainbow If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you, and share with you its beauty on the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain you could call your very own, a place to find serenity, a place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, but all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain or catch a rainbow fair, but let me be what I know best, a friend who's always there.
Birthday Luvs
LOL 15 Days Until My Birthday!!! Anyone Wanna Turn 26 For Me??? Haha
How Could You Be So Nonchalant
i dont understand it. something so big but it doesnt even phase you ..abort .. i remeber walking down the street back when our only transportation was the bus and our feet ..taking pictures... laughing too.. memories mostly good of me and you .. crying ..and going to the park ... a long lonley frolick late at night and in the dark.i remember halloween with ryan..and you and jon and watching his death meatal band play in the garage .. and that day you me and ashly all went to the beach the day claude died remember when we came back and ate majic cock and hashi came we all hung out...we were so young and full of life and it wasnt all that long ago but it seems so far now ... fucking in cars and falling mud.. and painting our faces just because ..weve all lost sight of the things that were .. hopefully one day well all breath through each other again
The Angels In Heaven
You've written down so many words The angels in heaven must have heard Your secret desires and fantasies The want you have is like a good disease I've told you I'm here I've told you where to find me I've told you I loved you And through all of it you know I can see I can see your regret what you have done You have feared of a broken trust to someone Your mind is so confused and you just can't believe That someone you've broken has decided not to leave The day will come when all must be said We will sit side by side, many thoughts in our heads We will see that familiar smile and know all is right Cause the angels in heaven heard you that night
Poetry My First Shot Here
Can the loneliness break your heart Can the fear of happiness keep you bound The insecure thoughts of a woman in pain Thoughts of rejection and measure Only thoughts of the future keeping her sane The sky is dark and no stars shine bright The night brings chill to a heart already frozen The moon is hidden by clouds so gray Could anything clear the sadness Can anything make her smile push the dear and pain away Then she feels the warmth of a breeze And the clouds move towards the sea Bringing the freshness of a new beginning Thoughts of the future and what could be He smells of a love yet felt Theres a twinkle of stars and a glint in her eye This man has the power to set her free In his life and in his heart Is where she is longing to be. by Debra Ex
Just Music
Just Music We go through life thinking its going to be easy For most it's been challenging Some is lucky to have it handed to them As you listen to a song you have think "This song relates to what I am going through now" Most of us felt that way when you hear something Hearing something we have not heard in a while Listening to the radio saying "that is my song there" Most of us done that before Like listening to a classic "Tony Terry" jam "With you " Make you feel good all over again Make you feel the way you felt when I you first heard the song You was excited with anticipation The way it made your heart felt The way lyrics made you fall in love May be wanted you to be in love Just like a "troop" jam making you love the person more May be want them more I wonder if you can feel that way now Now music just don't have a message All about bumping and grinding Ballin and bling bling It's very redundant if you ask me
Cherries U Will Be Getting
I ran out of my daily limit of cherries,,,lol this will be the third time this week it has happened ,,i will be back to my friends who rated me and showed me love.
I'm A Wierdo...
I just bought a chicken... I named her Nugget. Sigh... God help me...
Wanting To Know More??
Well as I said before Im a plain jane with a bit of a twist...I have 18 tattoos and Im far from being done...but if you want to know a little more about on... Growing Up... Im a smalltown girl...the oldest of 3 dad is a cop so I didnt get away with much growing up...hmmmm,maybe thats why I have all the tattoos and piercings now??? lol Favorites... Food...italian Music...alternative rock mainly..but I like all kinds Flower...Lillies Fav. Past time...besides getting inked...hanging with friends, listening to music,sports,watching movies, etc Fav. dogs, not really a cat kinda person Fav. Movie...horror flicks Pet Peeves... Liars...Fakes...people who are afraid of being matter what... well thats enough babbling for else you wanna know or if you wanna know where to find me...
Did You Know? (somewhat Old)
Another Error
now it says i am commenting to fast and flooding the servers.i don't know about y'all,but some of the changes "baby jesus" have made to the site recently,have been for the's getting to where you can't do anything on's bad enuff that he sets limits on how many photos and how much stash you can rate.i reach my limits on a daily basis.i just think this SUCKS.
Anyone else having issues with no text appearing in the Shoutbox? I know I'm getting msgs, but can't see them. So, for those sending; my apologies. I'm not ignoring you, just can't see them. Perhaps an email. Pete
Im Piper ... Yay!!!
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I married my husband because he likes what I like -- sex, and lots and lots of it. Despite the difference in our ages, he's the perfect husband for me; loving, attentive, well-to-do and well-hung. I'm a college graduate and in fact that's where we met -- on a college campus. Despite the difference in our ages, my husband's se needs are actually stronger than mine. Perhaps with age mine will approach his. When we met -- in one of my husband's tours of our campus, he's a successful lecturer -- he told me that I had what he wanted in the woman he'd marry: youth, large breasts, and a flair for game playing, especially sex games. My husband and I aren't exactly swingers, in that we belong to no organized club or group which has indiscriminate sex with all sorts of people. But that doesn't mean we restrict ourselves to having plain old dull missionary sex with just each other either. What my husband and I like best to do is make up little games, scenarios, and then play them
New To Everything
Ok...I'm sure that cherry tap has been here for awhile now, and I just got started. But things i'm hating at the moment is the fact that I can't figure any of the really simple sh*t out. So if anyone desides to read this and has anyway of how they could help me out, feel free to call me a dumb ass but do give me a hint as how to do things. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi
Whatís the point of a picture? A picture is just a way people who has never met you can feel that much closer to you. A picture is worth a thousand words is the saying but honestly what is captured in a picture is nothing more than a memory; whether it be good or bad, shameful or pleasant a picture is nothing more than a way to capture a person in one stage of life. A picture is no better than a quick email saying hello, a picture canít comfort you in a time of deep depression, a picture is not there to take care of you when you are sick a picture canít even cook or clean. To really know someone is to talk to them face to face, to share in their trials and tribulations, though people move on with their lives, it is better to have a mental image of that one special person or number of persons then to have a piece of overpriced paper in your hand. Now I do understand that people want to see other people, they want to feel they know them without actually knowing them but do this throu
"i Know Not " Part 2
For 16 years you were there. I know not what to say or how to feel. As you go down your path. All I can think of is us. You could make me laugh,even when i was lower then low. You always was the arms to hold me when someone broke my heart. I know not what to say or how to feel. I remember all those nights we stay up until 6 in the morning. Sunrise was always your fav. time,as mine was Sunset. You use to say we had the day covered between us. I know not what to say or how to feel. I remember the night we slipped out and went skinny dipping. We just made it back in time ,when your mom was getting up for work. We almost got caught,but we didn't. I know not what to say or how to feel. You were the first to every make me cum. You knew just how to touch me , I never saw it coming. I know not what say or how to feel.
"i Know Not " Part 3
I know not what to feel or what to say. You and I had so much fun. People use to get mad at us. I know not what to say or feel. I remember the time we went to the movies. You were slipping your hand up my thigh. I know not what to say or feel. One day you were there the next you were gone. It happen so fast,that I didn't see it. I know not what to feel or to say.
Read This
I'm putting everyone on notice. If you lie to me, I am a vengeful mother fucker! period. You play games I will bust you. Now, no one can say I didn't warn you. I have an iq of 140, I anylize everything lol :P And for those who read my blog. I busted out the liar from last night. At first she tried to hold up her BS, till i showed her the evidence. lol Then it was an attempt to "explain" too late. Anyway there u go, if you can't be honest with me, don't bother talking to me, simple as that. Peace peeps!
Well, I Opened It So Now I Have To Post
You opened this so now you have to repost and see who responds or has the balls to ask you intimate questions....You get to ask me 4 QUESTIONS(TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy or PERVERTED it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch will have lots of fun if you repost this and see what people ask you "4 Dirty Questions. I dare ya!!
Sometimes Sometimes I feel inferior like if I don't even belong on this planet. Like I don't matter to anyone. Sometimes I wish I had never been born maybe that would cure the pain. Maybe thinking I was still a fetus would help. No...It wouldn't. That would never slow down my birth and the pain of this unbearable life. I often think about death. But more about life. What is the point of living if you're meant to suffer? Suffering amounts to nothing - if it is not death. So when we look at it, what is the point of living? To be stressed, be heartbroken? No one ever said life was fair No one ever said that life was going to be easy. But wouldn't it be better if it WAS in fact, easy? If everything would go smoothly? If we could do things with ease and not be hurt? To live and to love. To live and feel worthy. Until we die? I wish I had a life like that.
I Will Melt In Ur Mouth Lol
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh taste of chaos is to NIGHT I CAN"T WAIT TO GO SEE SOME OF MY FAVE. BANDS :) i'll have new pics tomorrow from the concert yay -smiles-
Shitty Day
Well, Lexi has been throwing up all day, and I have been asleep a lot of it... dennis came home and watched her... I was too tired to do both.... but i have been thrown up on like, 15 times... ugh... i am waiting until she goes to sleep to shower. I feel dirty as hell... icky baby puke...but my poor little baby is sick as hell... i feel awful. And i have to start on a persuasive essay... I'm doing it over illegal immagration and the costs for the incarceration of said illegal immigrants in our prisons... cool huh? I tend to think so... oohhh yeah.... anyways, i'm starting on that while lexi is still asleep... message me if you like....
New Untitle Poem
Quitely surrender your tears to my heart Let the tears of joy and love shine forth Now in your heart When you come to me breath a little fire of passion romance into me For I shed tears of sarrows loneliness To cover the anguish of lost passions love In the winter of our dreams and hopes We can and will find each other When thunder storms are knocking at our door May we find comfort and joy in each others arms A new world it will be when we work together To travel the the path to lifes joy's of love
Woman by Jordan MacLane shiver, I wait in his bed anticipating his kiss, his sure hand, insisting fire kindles, rising up, up a small girl's cries, her doll sizzles, melts and is gone baby's breath to daisy the shadow stirs sweat, my breath catches in my throat begging his lips, his tongue, devouring fire rises, reaching up, up a hollow eyed maid cries, her bloodstained sheet smokes, blackens and is gone daisy to rose the shadow breathes shudder, my moan rises from my belly craving his body, his ready cock, plundering fire reaches, blazing up, up the matron cries, her heart steams, smolders and is gone rose to carnation the shadow chuckles convulse, my scream erupts from my lips coming his moans, his crisis, pulsing fire blazes, roaring up, up the crone cackles, her shadow falls, smothers fire and is gone carnation to mum cry, my emptiness shivers through me alone his love, his promise, dying ash blows, wafting up, up the
This is a beginning of a short story I am was writing for a is only a beginning. It is to be continued at a later date....... He was strong, the strongest of his kind. His gift was one that could not be denied by even the most skeptical. It caused sane, sensible women to lose throw all caution to wind when he was with them. This held no fascination for him. It was too easy, too convenient. He was used to people staring at his beauty. Everyone had told him from the time he young man how handsome and sexy he was. He was bored with all of it. Women fell at his feet with want of him. His deep, dark brown eyes, his dark hair, his skin the color of sweet caramel. He went through his life, each day pretty much the same. He was bored. Could there not be more to this exsistance than being successful with women at his beck and call? What about all the love that was in the world. He lived, yes, but was not happy. He had put up a front for others to see. Why sh
Rocker Delp's Death A Suicide
Family: Delp's death was suicide By KATHARINE WEBSTER, Associated Press Writer 11 minutes ago CONCORD, N.H. - The family of Brad Delp, the lead singer for the band Boston, said his death was a suicide. "He was a man who gave all he had to give to everyone around him, whether family, friends, fans or strangers," the family said in a statement relayed by police Wednesday. "He gave as long as he could, as best he could, and he was very tired. We take comfort in knowing that he is now, at last, at peace." Delp, 55, died Friday at his Atkinson home. Toxicology tests by the state medical examiner's office showed that Delp committed suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning, said Lt. William Baldwin. Police said Delp had sealed himself inside a bathroom with two charcoal grills sometime between 11:30 p.m. Thursday and Friday afternoon, when he was found by fiancee Pamela Sullivan. Delp also left two notes taped to a door and letters to his family and Sullivan. Baldwin said p
Feeeeeelin Goooddddd ;)
I feel great today. I hope Jess got my note. Haven't heard from her since we last talked, and she is mad at me. I hope I can earn myself back into her good graces soon. She is the last person I want mad at me. Today is good though, I am HIGH AS A BITCH. I was in a small room with the door closed because it would've been in the way so I painted in closed quarters with some potent ass paint. I feel sooo good right now. I can't wait to try my new pills. I've had alot of time to think today. I realized, even though Jess broke up with me, it is not the end of the world. I didn't like my old job anyway so I am glad I got fired. But back to the Jess ordeal. I want to be her boyfriend again realllllly badly, and I still love her with all my heart. Whether or not she will come back, but she is SO worth the wait. I'm kind of glad she broke up with me just because I needed to be slapped pretty hard to wake up and realize I don't know anything about myself or what I want to do, and that I am young
Something I Threw Together...
do you ever feel like your all alone and got nothing at all? even when you got a child calling you mommy, someone calling you sister, daughter or friend. do you ever feel like you life just aint right? Like your missing something, like theres something you should be seeing, doing, or experiancing? ever feel worthless, fat, no good, useless, and stupid even though you have a home, car, family, friends high school education... I feel like the life i thought I wanted and had chose for myself was right for me but i am unsure at this point. I do thank you god for the miricales such as my son and unborn child on the way. however i wonder if there is more out there other then a desk with a computer and phone at home to sell stuff from, or a name tag that says momm, cook, house keeper and all the other things I do. I dont think it's the stuff or people around me I beleive it's just me. yeah yeah sounds like a poor poor me but really it's just thoughts that run through my head I'm sure everyone
Wretched Visions Of Insomniatic Servitude
This fragile, easily crushable state provides weakness within. Waiting to feel the hand upon my throat, that final touch. One last moment, pure elation, terminal bliss. As my enemies converge, my heart beats steady. They can't take away from me what i've already lost myself. My damage bleeds deep permeating my soul. Drowning in shadows of the past, my mind is a prison from which there is no escape. And yet, all I want is for someone to sing me to sleep.
Fly Away From Reality
Fly away from reality.. Close my eyes.. and smile... cause I know I can feel better.. don't want to be sad all the time.. don't want to cry instead of smile.. so I won't think of everything that goes wrong in my life.. I'll just fly away from reality.. to the perfect world and my perfect dreams..
Bucky Covington Fan Club
Just wanted to share some news. The Bucky Covington Online Fan Club is getting started. Head over and sign up now and if you choose the Platinum Membership you will get an autographed CD when it comes out and a limited edition T-shirt. See ya there! Bucky Covington Fan Club
Error Im Commenting To Fast
i dont know if its happening to anyone else but allmost every time i leave a profile comment i get error your commenting to fast or error your session as expired, i just left a comment, and i got error your commenting to fast, thing is my last comment i left was a about a hour ago, couple of days ago it took me 3 trys just to fan someone, relly starting to piss me off now, is this happening for anyone else.
Bannister Of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling,. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might
Olympics In Mexico
The President of Mexico has announced that Mexico will not participate in the next Summer Olympics. He said: "Anyone who can run, jump or swim ...... has already left the country !"
A Crazy Frog
The master: yeah wtfe is right u lill biaaatcch ->The master: WTF ever The master: Not dreaming now u could do it now lil gurl ->The master: in your dreams The master: blow me baby Is this how you treat a lady?
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I Act Like Shit Dont Phase Me, Inside It Drives Me Crazy
So after i was emergency style flown back to ontario, my sister and i stayed with an aunt until my dad bailed out and flew back to get us. We then moved to this tiny little town that was known for being bad and moved into a small apartment above the beer store... this is when i started partying pretty much every night. i was only in grade 10, which means i was 15... and there were times when there were 20+ kids in my apartment on a schoolnight drinkin and tokin and blaring music. We moved again soon after into a house around the corner from the apartment, and thats when my dad up and left. I thought he was just out partying or something but after a week of him not coming home i figured something had gone amiss. I got a phone call about two weeks later, and my dad had gone back to bc, and left myself and my 10 yr old sister in ontario... So this is when I dropped out of school for a couple months and started babysitting for money. I had a friend who worked at Subway who gave me a who
You are 75% Bittch! I can't believe it! Your almost a full bittch! I know you just sit there and think of ways to be a bittch! How Pathetic is that! You must be awful lonely! Cruelty hurts! Bittch!How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes
touch me in the firelit shadows flame fingers patterns on your face as your fingers flame my pulse until i cannot breathe this burning air touch me in the blind darknesses cool lips of shadow sing against slumbering skin touch me in the razor light of mornings my flaws unfurled span my length and make me perfect touch me for i would wake
white falling on white the world seems to disappear around me and it's still just me, singular. the beauty and stillness of my heart fades, the deepest red oozes into black, and it's seeping into the awake world even more by the minute. i can't even pull myself up from where i've fallen, gripping so hard the bottom rung breaks from above me... the voices blur into one even when they aren't there, somehow even alone i refuse to listen. and i screw on that constant grinny grin every time i walk out the door. where the hell did i go? and where the hell will i be? sifting through a sadass version of what used to be a livable life, that's where i am now, and why you still elude me, i'll never understand.
Couples Contest Ii Starts March 23rd
I will be in COUPLES CONTEST II... will start on March 23th... please vote on me.. when I get one person send to me start on it.. then I will reply them.. get vote on me and guy :) thanks as much!
We Were Meant To Be
Somewhere in time We fell in love Our feelings were so strong Stars sparkled from above Somewhere in time Nothing else mattered We were together Until our hopes and our dreams were shattered Somewhere in time Great memories are there Our love was once great Nothing could compare Somewhere in time Our love stands still A love that we lost Somehow against our will Somewhere in time We'll meet again Somewhere in time Our love will never end
Celebrate The Day....
he guys...wanted to let you all know to drop by my stash, and check out the Irish Music I added to help celebrate St. Patty's Day. Hope you'll drop by...rate and comment...Thanks a bunch! Top O' the Mornin' to ya! Lev
Down Low
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Poor Pitbulls
Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post as many people can see this as possible. This ha
Well Well Well
Well it is not the middle of March ..St Patties day to be exact..and i was up early for a change and i got everything done that i had to do.. Imade chocolate fudge cupcakes and iced them with homemade peppermint grren icing..mmm..they are good too... Yesterday I made 3 loaves of citrus bread they are more like cake though really sweet and crumbly..I also made Chicken veggie soup was good tooo... At the begining of the week i made 2 loaves of Cheese bread and a dozen deviled eggs to go with dinner mmm...yummy... Guess with all this cooking and baking it is a good thing that i really enjoy cooking and like baking way more then just cooking though... Well thought I'd give you all a heads up with what I have been doing..hope to chat and get messages from everyone some time soon..take care..
March 18
march 17th A roadside bomb exploded Thursday in eastern Baghdad, killing four U.S. soldiers "they work out of our fob, good guys they are" honor to the 1/8 cav Going out on a 4 day mission, couple days back had an ied go off the front end of the lead hmvvw, everyone is alright im losing my Section sgt, aparently the thing with the cs gas which we throught was white smoke isnt going to good
Childen The Victims Of Killers
The body of another innocent young boy, age 6 from Georgia, was found by the authorites the other day. I can feel the parents sorrow and sense of loss and waste over one more senseless killing. - It's completely impossible to comprehend, no rational connection is thought to exist, and yet how is at all possible. Yet there seems to be some weird, insane connection between different sick or mentally impaired perpetrators of similar insanities. - How can this be ? Yet it's there. The senseless violence and murder of young children. What sinister shadow hovers over our schoolyards and children ? - Is it the devil running wild on some extended holiday or is God on a vacation ? - Maybe neither exist and it's just an errant short circuit in the human psyche, like your car failing to start for no good intelligent reason one cold morning. - Sacriligious ? Maybe then maybe not. Who knows cuz we very rarely ever get an answer. - Oh yes, lots of hand wringing, s
New Contest(best Tattoo)
I want to start up a new contest. I need 10 people to enter a best tattoo contest. i will start the contest when i have 10 people.please send me a message if you like to enter. when i have enough i will go over the rules. thanks
If Tomorrow Never Comes
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say I love you, instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right. There will always be another day to say our I love you's, And certainly there's another chance to say our "An
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Facts Of Life
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't know even exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it. 13. Always remember compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks
"unanswered Prayers"
Kid's Now Aday's Wouldnt Of Lasted 5 Minutes In 1980
IF you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .. uphill BOTH ways . through year 'round blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their backs . to their one-room schoolhouse, where they maintained a Straight-A average, despite their full-time, after-school job at the local textile mill ... where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death! And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate
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St. Patties Mayhem. Were Talkin Full Frontal Baby!
ok, so this bar we were at last night had a band playing. great cover band... classic rock and shit, yeah, i was lovin it.... so... they start to play a song... mother fuckin roadhouse blues! damn i love that song! so as i mentioned earlier i'm in my kilt right... well, they are playin the song, and of course, i start jumpin around and shit... cuz by now, i'm like 4 sheets to the wind. i am gone! were talking loooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddeeeeeeeeddddddddd---D! well, at one point, i ended up giving the bar the full frontal scottish salute! HAHAHAHAHA!!! were talkin like i reached down, grabbed my kilt, and like ripped it up to my head level! full frontal! i think every chick in the bar came runnin at that point to see what was up! lol...
The Real You Originally A Mumm
why does it seem more and more people have the Michael Jackson Syndrome aka the black man trying to be a white woman? not saying that you are a black male trying to be a white woman but why are you trying to be something you aren't....girls pretending to be guys, guys pretending to be girls, white male gays pretending to be a straight black male?? i am a white BBW and very happy in my skin....i am a slave and very happy in my heart....i am bisexual and don't give a rats ass who thinks badly of me....can you say the same thing? the insults have to stop but then if you can't be you then i suppose you can't be kind either! ps...i think you all know WHO i am talking about
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I don't even know what you do to me But it feels so good You take over my body Like no one ever could I've never felt this way before I never want it to end It feels so good the way it takes Over and over again You don't even have to touch me Just say a single word It lifts up my day As if I am a bird One day you'll get that feeling Of both pain and joy And when you do you'll tell me Cause you'll always be my boy!
Love Again
For so long I gave my heart away. Ever time it was given back to me, It was shatter in to thousand pieces. I never though I could love again. You start love me, I guess I had always loved you. But I, tried to cover it up, by loving someone else. Then when I began to be true to my heart. I found I love you. Love is something I donít take for granted. The way you hold me, touching me, you send chills to my bones. My bodies yearn, to have your hand touching me, the way you do. The kiss so sweet, To love again like this it could never happen. I want to be with you, all the time. Your in my head, The night that we are not together. I remember the last time or image what it will be like the next time. I guess love is also learning, How I can never stay mad at you. To love again like this could never happen. Tonight I was scared when you told me that your heart was racing. The thought of losing you came to mind. What would I do? How could I love again? withou
Poem 9
Sometimes at night, when I lay down to sleep, I embrace myself, I start to think... Then I imagine that you lie beside me... hugs and kisses all over my body. I wish you could really be here, just to whisper, "I love you," in my ear. I would turn around and say, "I love you, too." But will it ever be true? So I turn around and I wonder some more, still wanting your embrace, so I close my eyes and picture your face... I fall asleep dreaming of you. In my dream it seems so true. It's as if I can really feel your kisses against my lips... Then my eyes pop open and you're nowhere to be seen, And I feel so lonely once AGAIN!!!
What American Accent Do You Have?
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland†"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.The West†The Inland North†Philadelphia†The South†Boston†North Central†The Northeas
Why Must They?!
Is it just me, or there alot of men and women on here just looking to flaunt their bodies and show off? It's not that I'm jealous, everybody has different tastes, but I'm trying to make my friend circle grow on CT. It's hard to find "girl" friends on here because most of them are looking at putting up the most sexy pics they can take of themselves to get the eyes of men! I guess if I wanted alot of guy friends I'd do the same. Right now, most of my friends are guys. Why? Because when I go to a girls profile and see that she only has up soft porn pics of herself, I really don't want to add her as a friend. And what about those women that say the only men on here are those looking to get laid? It wouldn't be because these girls have pics on their profile of themselves sprawled out on a bed with only a thong on! Come on, what you pay for is what you get. If you're looking for somebody to "Eye fuck" you, then keep posting the pics. If you're actually looking for friends and networking may
Faithful John
There was once upon a time an old king who was ill and thought to himself 'I am lying on what must be my deathbed.' Then said he 'tell faithful John to come to me.' Faithful John was his favorite servant, and was so called, because he had for his whole life long been so true to him. When therefore he came beside the bed, the king said to him 'most faithful John, I feel my end approaching, and have no anxiety except about my son. He is still of tender age, and cannot always know how to guide himself. If you do not promise me to teach him everything that he ought to know, and to be his foster-father, I cannot close my eyes in peace.' Then answered faithful John 'I will not forsake him, and will serve him with fidelity, even if it should cost me my life.' At this, the old king said 'now I die in comfort and peace.' Then he added 'after my death, you shall show him the whole castle - all the chambers, halls, and vaults, and all the treasures which lie therein, but the last chamber in the l
The Riddle
There was once a king's son who was seized with a desire to travel about the world, and took no one with him but a faithful servant. One day he came to a great forest, and when darkness overtook him he could find no shelter, and knew not where to pass the night. Then he saw a girl who was going towards a small house, and when he came nearer, he saw that the maiden was young and beautiful. He spoke to her, and said, dear child, can I and my servant find shelter for the night in the little house. Oh, yes, said the girl in a sad voice, that you certainly can, but I do not advise you to venture it. Do not go in. Why not, asked the king's son. The maiden sighed and said, my step-mother practises wicked arts. She is ill-disposed toward strangers. Then he saw very well that he had come to the house of a witch, but as it was dark, and he could not go farther, and also was not afraid, he entered. The old woman was sitting in an armchair by the fire, and looked at the stranger with her red eyes.
The Ungrateful Son
A man and his wife were once sitting by the door of their house, and they had a roasted chicken set before them, and were about to eat it together. Then the man saw that his aged father was coming, and hastily took the chicken and hid it, for he would not permit him to have any of it. The old man came, took a drink, and went away. Now the son wanted to put the roasted chicken on the table again, but when he took it up, it had become a great toad, which jumped into his face and sat there and never went away again, and if any one wanted to take it off, it looked venomously at him as if it would jump in his face, so that no one would venture to touch it. And the ungrateful son was forced to feed the toad every day, or else it fed itself on his face, and thus he went about the world knowing no rest.
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Old Hildebrand
Once upon a time lived a peasant and his wife, and the parson of the village had a fancy for the wife, and had wished for a long while to spend a whole day happily with her. The peasant woman, too, was quite willing. One day, therefore, he said to the woman, listen, my dear friend, I have now thought of a way by which we can for once spend a whole day happily together. I'll tell you what. On Wednesday, you must take to your bed, and tell your husband you are ill, and as long as you complain and act being ill properly, and go on doing so until Sunday when I have to preach, I will then say in my sermon that whosoever has at home a sick child, a sick husband, a sick wife, a sick father, a sick mother, a sick brother or whosoever else it may be, and makes a pilgrimage to the gockerli hill in Italy, where you can get a peck of laurel-leaves for a kreuzer, the sick child, the sick husband, the sick wife, the sick father, or sick mother, the sick sister, or whosoever else it may be, will be r
Wedding Stuff
hey everyone, i know its a ways away, not until the first week in july but my best friend melissa is gettin married and i get the wonderful joy of being her maid of honor. she just let me know that the colors are gonna be red and black, and im freakin excited since i get to wear flip flops too, which helps cause both of us are freakin amazons. anyway trying to think what kind of style of dress i should try just to get ideas. so hit me up with some ideas and let me know what u think i should do. your opinions would be greatly appreciated. thats ya'll. show some love and let me know what u think k. thanks, JULIE
Just Why
Why For minutes no secondís things around me seem so together But that last only for a moment That moment is a frozen moment in time I wish that things in life could be so perfect And reflect the reality that life is nothing more than a formality Headed for death For we are born to die you know I search my inner man to understand who I am and why I am him I get no answer because of the confusion that has me In disarray Staring in the mirror question after question I ask myself What is the purpose of my existence and why do I feel such pain As in my brain I strain trying to contain the thoughts that Iím just not meant to be Or my being is one that has met its end and continues to hold on to emptiness I digress as my stress consumes me Like a fire in a blaze of buildings Iím being turned into ash Dieing on the inside for the outer man really means nothing to me Let me be or let me see what this life really has to offer Right now Iím ready to cash it in and
My Mother!!
I have not asked anyone for anything since I joined this site however everytime someone asks for my help I am right there to give it to them.well I asked one simple request yesterday and only a few responded to it and this was something very important to me because it was about my mother.I didn't ask to comment,rate or help level me up it was to say a prayer for my mother whom has cancer.I see only a few of my friends have done that which means they are "true" friends.It would only have taken ppl a couple minutes of thier precious time to repost my bulletin seeing as my mother's precious time left on this earth is limited..If you choose to delete me that is fine so be it but if your a real friend than you know where I am coming from..
Venomous Envy
Secrets, deception, lies And hypocracy. Just a few of the Things you've done To make me want to Hate you. Disguested by What gives you Pleasure, is exactly What causes me pain. Stabbing me with Your wise remarks And pinching me With your hateful Eyes. It's the greed In your heart That's torn us apart.
I Need More....
People to make this uber fun! We are having so much fun. This forum is kicking ass. And it gives us something else to do! And its as addicting as CT LOL! Come join only takes a min to register! You don't have to be a freak or a geek...just come have fun!
Not Just Words
There not just words you know Written down on a page They speak also of feelings That were felt through the age You can make what you want of it But you set the stage Take a look around you now Tell me what you see Can you beleive a man died for us Used love as his key And all he had asked then Was"Love just like me" We should hang our heads down Be drowned in our shame Cause a man died for nothing They've forgotten his name What do you say when your through And you try to explain Well he said so long ago There was peace to be found But they laughed in his face And they nailed him down Will someone forgive us When were laid in the ground? You were a fool to think That you could change them You should have saw it Way back then Now your cross is nothing more Then a symbol of a dream Do you sometimes wonder If you could of done a little better Performed another miricle or two Do you sometimes wonder That it might of just been vanity Or was it just becaus
Why does this shit always happen to me? OH yeah, 'cuz I'm the magnet for weird shit, that's why. So, I'm driving home from work, do di do di doo. Minding my own business, rocking out to Ozzy, when a few hundred feet in front of me, a converable Tracker (a truck just like mine) slams into a Jetta and goes topsy-turvy. It rolled over a couple of times before coming to rest on it's hood. I pulled over as soon as I saw it happening, mostly to get the hell out of the way. But then, once I got my wits about me, instinct and the old EMT training went into overdrive. I dashed over to the cars to see if I could assist before the cops and ambulance got there. A bunch of other people were running down the embankment from the other side of the interstate, mostly a bunch of off-duty firemen. I was the only medical-type there, and I haven't been certified for a LONG time. But, hey, I can stabilize and do some stuff until the pros get there, it's not like you forget... ...but you do forge
Little Known Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. In my next life I want to be a pig) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. Polar bears are left handed. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. A cockroach will live nine da
{lyrics To} He Didn't Have To Be....
When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new It always winds up feeling more like a job interview My momma used to wonder if she'd ever meet someone Who wouldn't find out about me and then turn around and run I met the man I call my dad when I was five years old He took my mom out to a movie and for once I got to go A few months later I remember lying there in bed I overheard him pop the question and prayed that she'd say yes And then all of a sudden Oh, it seemed so strange to me How we went from something's missing To a family Lookin' back all I can say About all the things he did for me Is I hope I'm at least half the dad That he didn't have to be I met the girl that's now my wife about three years ago We had the perfect marriage but we wanted somethin' more Now here I stand surrounded by our family and friends Crowded 'round the nursery window as they bring the baby in And now all of a sudden It seemed so strange to me H
Oh Why
why do i let people just walk all over me. i am a fun and nice person and am looking for the right man. someone that will help me and be with me. someone that i can kiss and hold and spoil. i want to go for walks and talk and also go and help on fixing the car or watch footaball. i dont think i am that hard to get along with but i dont know because i can live with myself. just looking for friends and if something else happens then let it happen. i am verry open minded and care with my heart. some people say i ware my heart on my sleve because it keeps getting hurt.well i will close this one and open one another time
Stalker Applicant #1 Gaz
Here is the first applicant GAZ...Do you think he can do it? Name: GAZ Please identify and describe yourself: Age: 27 Sex: Yes please! Male Height:5'8 Weight:225 Hair:Black Eyes:Brown Why do you want to stalk me? Cuz you're a cutie Please rate your sanity: Fucking Nuts...yeah....probably Being a stalker requires a great deal of imagination and creativity. You must be an "effective stalker"! If you want to be MY stalker you must do follow these rules: 1.) You should write amusing comments that we will all laugh at. I'm not CJ!!!!!! 2.) Commenting my bulletins and blogs to let us all know you were here. Do you agree to these rules? I agree Please list any special qualifications you have: My Mommy sayz I'm Special..... Why should you be my #1 Stalker? Cuz.....Bad things happen when people tell me NO!!! =p Gaz~Freaks & Geeks Family~@ CherryTAP
Comment To Silverdragons Blog
Ok well... I agree that people need to feel comfortable with who they are, one should love themself regardless of what size they are, SELF esteem is incredibly important. And I also agree that everyone needs to be able to wear clothing. But I'm affraid thats about where I stop agreeing with the chick in the video. Sure she might find a hot little outfit in a store, there is a reason it doesn't go in a higher size. That reasoning is the outfit is cut in such a way that if it was made in a larger size it'd look ugly or dumb on. That doesn't mean fat people should by "tent" clothing, just clothing that compliments their shape. It's all about the cut. Also this garbage about fat being genetic, and about eatting healthy and exercising and still being fat...i'm sorry but thats just non-sense. Look its really simple, fat is your bodies energy reserves, it is made by the body from excess energy that you consume, which usually comes in the form of carbohydrates. Now if you st
Sorry Jane Doe
to the woman we found in the creek "let's go out and play "sounds good it's such a wonderful day" now outside and theres nothing to do "lets goto the creek and skip some stones" "soon you know the teenagaers will be home" "first to the store to get some candy" "don't look now bit its pamela and sandy" quickly we duck into the store for lemon heads,fireballs,and so much more now the shopping is complete so hurry kids across the street "lets go this way its alot quicker" "just remember to duck and watch the stickers" "hey check it out there goes a woman" "lol she looks like she thought she go swiming "hey lady there's not enough water" so what do you do when your 5 and no one told how some ppl die what do you think goes through your mind do you stop and ask was it her time do you call the cops or tell a grown-up "hey dustin go check it out" "maybe she' asleep or she just passed out" "fuck no dude she's hardly dressed" "she'll see i have a hard on i
Just A Quick Heads Up
so Im feeling particularly twisted and mischevious. If I had to guess Im willing to bet there will be a part of my stand up act posted at some point tomorrow. Oh Did I not mention that?? Im hitting the stage again YAY!!!
Just Droppin' In
Just droppin' in to say a quick "HI". THIS IS MY KINDA DAY! It has been soooo beautiful here today...almost 80...ab out 78 last I checked. Boy, have I been lovin' it! Got my shorts on...and runnin' around outside barefoot! My plants are enjoying it as well. I've had them out all day. They're so starved for light after being cooped up inside all winter. We're suppose to get rain after midnight, and into tomorrow. I'm sure they'll love that good drenching as well. I DO hope that you've had a wonderful and beautiful a day as I have. Much love Lev
More Shameless Promotion
Crazy Thoughts
So being out here in the desert, women are a bit scarse. Cute women even more rare and a woman who would give me the time of day... priceless So I'm standing in line behind this girl, can't see her face, she's in DCU's so it's not like I can see her figure but her neck.. the hair at the base of her neck is just so damn sexy. I just want to breathe her sweetness, nibble on her neck, her ears, cup her bare breasts with my hands and have her reach around and hold my head as she grinds into me...... Or when a girl comes out of the shower and crosses your path, you smell her soap, her shampoo and it is just so damn GOOD! "Excuse me miss, would you mind if I came over to your hut and performed oral on you for a few mn?" And that is what goes though my mind these days... Or when you start to pull down a woman's underwear... and her pubic hair is a bit compressed from being confined and it puffs up a bit when you free it.... the hint of moisture as you run your tongue across her lips
Mental Illness........
When we are born we are taught certain things that carry us all through our lives. Like the boogy man that will grab us if were in the dark, the dark were strange things and people hang out, and vampires. So as we grow we become afraid of the dark, shadows that move and arent suppose to, monsters under our beds, going into the bathroom for fear that something might be outside the door waiting to grab you, baths because we might get sucked down the drain, and the list goes on forever. Then you get into your early teens, your told that there nothing in the dark that isnt there in the light, theres no such thing as monsters, there is no vampires, shadows are just trees blowing in the wind, voices just cant come out of nowhere, and you have to take responsiblity for what you do, and what you believe. As you grow even more the voices never go away, the shadows still move and you dont have any trees, being afraid of the dark because what if, coming out of a closed room for what you m
Religion And Stuff
I am not a fan of organized religion. Hypocrites and judgemental ppl. If we truly lived as the bible teaches women would be second class citizens, and must follow everything their husbands say. I am struggling with some things right now..not myown religion because Im agnostic but with the whole ideal that going to church fixes everything. The one person who can fix you is YOU not god or jesus. Anyhow I could go on for hour but i needed to get that bit out. Heres the only bible verse you will see my quote cuz its the only one I think is worth quoting. 1 Corinthians 13:4 1 If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but do not have love, I have become a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. 2 If I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. 3 And if I give all my possessions to feed the poor, and if I surrender my body to be burned, but do not have love, it profi
Artificial Insemination.
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He dri
Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?" "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out." So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!" Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?" And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "
I'm Off For A Day Of Errands And Bill Paying..
...while I am away, feel free to play on my page! :) Any love shown to me will be returned, I promise! Just post a comment here when you do! See you all when I am back at the end of the day! Hope you have a good Thursday, remember tomorrow is Friday and the end of another week! Thanks! Seana
Going To Work
Everyone have a really great day!!!!
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."
Confusious On Masterbation
Confucious say "Man who masturbate only screw self" LOL OMG thats retarded ha ha
Time To Say Good Bye
Letting go is the hardest thing , but I think pretending everything is ok, is actually harder. How can you sit there day in and day out pretending youre not dieing inside? Why is being weak so bad? why is it not ok to cry when youve lost all hope. Why is everything so fucking hard.I hate the situation Im in right now , its so totally unfair , I have to let go of one , but keep another , how you do that when they are the same?? How do you give up and let go of a certain feeling , yet keep others?? can someone tell me please , cause I am falling apart inside trying to figure this out and its really hard and I feel like Im a split personality trying to be all happy , Im just waiting to snap , I know its coming.
Just Shoutting Out To All My Friends On Ct
Hello to all, just wanted to drop a few lines to say thanks for the comments and compliments. I love this place. YoU PeOpL3 fUcKiNg RuLe!!!!
Personal Survey Again...
SURVEY SAYS...... Body: Section One: History and Associations 1) Straight, Gay or Bi? Bi 2) Longest relationship? 10 years 3) Shortest relationship? If we're talking actual relationships, maybe a couple weeks. 4) First boyfriend/girlfriend? John S. 5) How old were you? 13-14 6) How many "serious" relationships have you had? A handful 7) Out of those, did you think you'd marry any of the people you dated? I did marry one. was engaged to 2 others. 8) Worst break-up? Pull up a seat and grab yourself a drink, you're gonna need it! 9) Still friends with any ex's? The father of my kids.. I'm friendly with a couple others. 10) Would you date any of them again? Nope Section Two: The Physical Side... 11) Favorite place to be kissed? lips and neck 12) Are you a cuddler? Yup I'm a spooner. 13) Do you need physical contact to feel secure in your relationship? yes 14) What are your views on sex? Love it! 15) Who should make the first
March 23
Well I just wanted to let you know this day is the anniv of the death of my son Noah.. March 23,2004. Nothing agaisnt anyone but i dont talk or respond on this day ...I hope you have a great weekend and I will talk to you later.....
Thelessons Or Secrets Of Attila The Hun
THE LESSONS OR SECRETS OF ATTILA #1: YOU'VE GOT TO WANT TO BE IN CHARGE -- You've got to be ruthlessly ambitious. Never be bored, disinterested, or cowardly in any way about always strengthening your position. Good leaders are lustful leaders. Power is like sex, but don't appear overeager, just extremely determined to succeed under any circumstances, fair or unfair. [This will inspire confidence in those you lead] #2: ALWAYS APPEAR AS THE ONE IN CHARGE -- Dress appropriately for your high station in life. Own the biggest horse and sword. Be first in everything, but never appear pompous. [Be marked with armament that distinguishes you from the masses] #3: MAKE OTHERS ADAPT TO YOUR "CUSTOMS" -- Make people do things your way, not their way. Make them adjust or adapt to you. Express this as the way things are going to be from now on, or pretend it's the way things have always been. Refuse to acknowledge any other way of doing things other than the way you do things. [This will ex
Hangin' In There
Well, the past couple of days have been a bit on the yucky side. The temp hasn't been bad, in the upper 60's but no sun, and rainy and damp. Just an all around gloomy past couple of days. Lee stayed home from work on Wed...he woke up feeling horrible...sinuses, and stuff. Well...he musta breathed on me while he was sleepin', cause I woke up yesterday morning, feeling like I'd been run over by a KW...or Peterbuilt...Or Mac truck, as they use to say! lol My throat was sore, and I know when that starts happening, that the blowing and snotin' isn't too far behind!!!! I felt like warmed over death, most of the day yesterday, and not alot better today. I've been chilly all day, and didn't know if it was just me...or if I was runnin' a temp. Well....I'm definately not doing that. My temp wasn't even normal. lol 97.1 This dry hack and tickle that I can't get out of my throat, is driving me nuts! Not to mention, the nose going like a faucet! Lee always jokes, that he couldn'
Wd-40 ... Well Who Knew?
WD-40 Well, who knew...? I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do - probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed! WD-40 (Water Displacement #40) The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Corvair Company bough
For Mystic
My Sweet daughter Born of my blood Eager to learn the ways of the Gangrel Worried she may disappoint Though she shall not disappoint anyone A fathers watchful eye on her Leading her, training her, teaching her Opening he senses, listening to The new world around her A proud father watching her As he watched His First Daughter Cherie grow and know she is safe And as Cherie's power grows So does Mystics,power grow A Proud Father watching them both grow And become strong women Copyright © 2007 Daniel SilverCougar
Just A Reminder For All Contestants
Come Join Us And Party
Oh, The Artsy Of It!
Been wondering why the rednecks stopped coming by for luvin... What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract geeks! You attract Yuppies! You attract models! You attract rednecks!
Wonder If I Can Take U Home
Tender Love
Just A Romantic Dinner
The night starts out with a Candle lite dinner and nice convertion then we take a drive to a very privte place by the lake then while i am standing looking at the moon shining over the water you walk up behind me and wrap you arms around my and start kissing on my neck and then you slowly start to turn me around to face you while your hands are now roaming my body and my hands are roaming over your boday and you pull me closer to you and start kissing me softly at frist then harder letting me know how much you want me and i kiss you back with the same energy and then you slip your hand under my shirt and lightly rub my back with it and then you work your way up to my bra and you slowly unsnap it while your other hand is going under my shirt in the front and you start to take my shirt and bra then you kiss me more deeply and i return the kiss . I start to take off your shirt then you work your way from my neck down to my nipple slowly taking them into your mouth and sucking and lickin
Story No.4
We are out in the hot tub one summers evening just as the sun is setting, its nice and warm outside still. We have been foolling around a bit in the tub my hands over your body, tweaking your nipples and your hands running over my chest and then down towards my groin. You reach for cock which by now is hard under your touch, you start to move your hands backwards and forwards, i tell you to stop, you say no and carry on, i'm getting closer and closer and tell you to stop again, you ignore me and carry on. Fine I say and get up to go, you say your sorry and ask me not to go but I say its too late for that now and leave you in the tub. Once inside the house i run to get the things that i need for your punishment. I creep back outside to surprise you, you still have your back to me in the tub, i pull a silk scarf out of the bag of toys that i have with me and quickly tie it over your eyes, as i am doing it i notice a little grin cross your face. I take your hands and help you out of t
Bedroom Football
A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing." She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies "Touchdown, tie score." Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replied, "Half time, switch sides."
In Memoriam, Wwe Recap, Wrestlemania Recall, Electric Atmosphere
As of this writing, we are just eight sunsets away from WrestleMania 23. The closer we get to this event, the more excited I am to see it. But the last week begins with some sombering news as we lose two WWE Hall of Fame Superstars. This week I begin this Byte paying tribute to "The Big Cat" Ernie Ladd and "The Golden Boy" Arnold Skaaland. "THE GOLDEN BOY" ARNOLD SKAALAND (1925-2007) Arnold Skaalland began his career in the late 1950's in Georgia. He would find his success as a WWWF United States Tag Team Champion with Spiros Arion in 1967. His greatest success came as a manager when guided Bob Backlund to the WWE Championship in 1978. It was on December 26, 1983 when Skaaland was apart of controversy when he threw in the towel ending Backlund's reign as Champion. Arnold Skaaland was inducted in the the WWE Hall of Fame in 1994. On March 13, 2007, World Wrestling Entertainment lost one it's most beloved and influential figures in Sports-Entertainment at the age of 82. He i
"excuse Me.. Did You Just Accuse Me Of Being Skillful And Delicious? Guilty As Charged"
Hey Guys! I just got home. Did the kids party thing heres the cakes: Who missed me?

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