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Happy Holidays
Long time no see everyone. Just wanted to stop in and say hello and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all. No...I am not really coming back. I am gone and I think it is best. Not that many of you will read this and not like any of you miss me anyways. I just got sick of all the drama and decided that I am totally not dealing with it anymore. The plan was to delete my profile, but I can't bring myself to do that....yet. Don't expect to see me around because I wrote this blog. I have been very busy and not worring about coming on to spread the love is a nice thing. Besides...I got an Xbox360 for Christmas and my very little amount of freetime is spent dualing people online. Anyways....Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Late?? Yes, but better late than never. Peace out guys and rock on.

Cheating
Okay so here's the dillema Beautiful blue eyed BBW is my wife and she's cheating online with a guy on here named pbmax I have told them both several times about there behavior and to no avail i need help to be rid of this situation!!!

Samsung Shows Oled And Quad Hdtv's
Read More About: HDTV • LCD • CES Samsung Shows OLED and Quad-HD TVs at CES Announcements include ultrathin 14- and 31-inch OLED TVs and a prototype with four times the definition of most HD sets. Martyn Williams, IDG News Service Sunday, January 06, 2008 10:00 AM PST Recommend this story?Yes 0 VotesNo 0 VotesPlease Wait... LAS VEGAS -- Samsung Electronics is unveiling here today two ultrathin TVs and a prototype LCD TV with four times the definition of today's most advanced high-definition sets. The ultrathin TVs are based on OLED (organic light emitting diode) technology and boast 14-inch and 31-inch screen sizes, the company said in a statement distributed in South Korea. The announcement is part of a preview for the Consumer Electronics Show here. OLED technology is being fiercely developed by many TV makers because it offers a brighter, more vivid picture than today's LCD panels. And because OLED pixels emit their own light, a backlight isn't required, meani

The Usual
it seems as if history repeats itself over and over. i make a friend and im forgotten. it appears if i dont create all conversation im forgotten of just pushed away. i have one friend from war. i guess one is enough. i just honestly dont get it. im not ass ugly. im nice to those who are nice to me... in fact more so. and im left in this god damn hole as usual. well now that i have wasted breath its your turn to ignore this whomever reads.

Wait For You
wait for you ~Tony Martinez My heart is ripped out of me You think I'm ok But I am truly nothing without you You walked away from me Evven though I was screaming for you You didn't hear me So you walked away I'm left with nothing But shattered pieces That will never add up Without you I should be mad I should curse you I should rip you to pieces But i just can't All I can do Wait for you

1960
1960 by lianello© It was 1960 and my husband and I had just bought a house in an adorable little suburb of Baltimore. I was only twenty one and George was ten years older than me but he looked young and the age difference didn’t show. I had a great husband with a great job and now we had a wonderful home. Not being the kind of people to socialize, I was a little worried about the tight group of young couples that always abound in the suburbs. Everyone welcomed us with casseroles, jellies and various other gifts; each couple carefully checking out what their friends had brought. Nobody wanted to have the least impressive gift. We soon discovered that there were several different tribes or factions of friends. Our immediate neighbors were all fine and friendly but we soon found that our interests matched those of another group of families that everyone else seemed to label unsociable. That suited us just fine. After a few months of turning down several barbeque invitations we d

My Sexual Personality
You are a SEXUAL TIGER! You are often a predator in bed with all of the instincts of a wild animal. You please and are pleased. Some people are just naturally sexual beings and you, my friend, are near the top of the food chain.

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How Do You Go On?
What do you do, when are sitting there finding yourself, an asking yourself what did i do wrong? Being a 24 year old guy already been married an divorced before 1 year. You dreams an everything that you work so hard to get just seems to be falling apart. An the only person that you though that would be there to help you out no matter what, is dead. An you are left there asking your self how can i keep this up, it seems like for ever 1 step you take head you are taken 20 backwards in its place. An you life seems to be like a book thats just getting dull an you wish it was over with. My questions is this why do it happens to people an how. Is it just that you are getting old or is it that you needs to find something to make you happy or what? if anybody know the answer please let me know i am all ears.

Angels In My Life
There Have Been Angels In My Life There have been Angels in my life, while they haven't arrived with a blast of trumpets or a rustle of wings, I've known them just the same. They performed their acts in human guise, sometimes borrowing the faces of family and friends, sometimes posing as well-meaning strangers. You have known them too, when just the right word was needed, when a tiny act of kindness made a great difference.... or perhaps you heard a voice whispering in the night of sorrow, the words not quite clear but the meaning unmistakable......"There is hope...... There is hope."

A Joke To Make You Laugh
A young woman in a coma is moved to a new room in the hospital. After a few days her nurse notices that every time she sponge bathes the patient around her crotch, the nearby monitor indicates that the patient's vital signs increase significantly. The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring the woman out of her coma. She calls the woman's husband, tells him she thinks oral sex can revive his wife, and he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into the room, closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door. Five minutes later, the husband comes running out of the room screaming that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted to zero and that she needs a doctor immediately. The nurse, upset that her idea not only didn't work, but seemed to be threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked the man what had happened. The husband replied. "I'm not sure, but I think she c

Sex Vs Structure Firez
When asked the question what was more exciting...having sex or being on a structure fire...I simply answered hell if I was in the middle of having sex and the tones and siren went off for a structure fire I'd just get up, throw my clothes on and rush out the door without finishing....yes leaving the guy behind...however I was told I needed to have some options, therefore I came up with this... If the following things came across the scanner while I was having sex...the following would occur... If it comes across the pager/scanner as unknown type fire-take it nice and slow, allow time to finish until unknown type fire becomes identified. If it comes across the pager/scanner as a fully involved structure fire-better hurry up and get your ass in gear and finish so I may go on the fire. If it comes across the pager/scanner as a fully involved structure fire with entrapment-you best be getting the hell off me, fuck finishing the job cause I'm grabbing my clothes, running o

Digital Foci's Pmp
CES: Digital Foci's Portable Media Player Sucks Content Directly Off CF & SD Cards And Memory Sticks Posted by David Berlind, Jan 8, 2008 01:58 PM » E-Mail » Print » Write To Editor » Digg » Slashdot DisplayLink may have one of the most killer technologies to be on display here in Las Vegas at the Consumer Electronics Show. But one of the killer products is Digital Foci's Picture Porter Elite. It's a hard drive-based portable digital media player for digital photos, videos, and music. So what you say? Everyone has something like that? What is really remarkable about the Picture Porter Elite is how it totally eliminates the need for a PC to copy content from something like your digital camera's CF or SD card onto its hard drive. How many times have you been in that situation where your camera's memory card is full and you need to clear it off so you can take more pictures or video. Normally, you need a PC to do this. You'd attach the camera to your PC, down

Calling In Sick
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason, but lied anyway because t he truth was too humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on my crown. The accident occurred mainly because I conceded to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially the new acquisition was no problem, but one morning I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. Tom! the garbage disposal is dead. Come reset it." You know where the button is." I protested through the shower (pitter- patter). "Reset it yourself!" "I am scared!" She pleaded. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?" (Pause) "C'mon, it'll only take a second." So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping to make a statement

Super-mice?
Good Morning. I chose to forgo “The Top Ten Little Black Dresses” article on msn today. Oh I looked let’s not think I have totally lost it. But felt too much of a good thing can make you sterol, just kidding. I did choose however to go with this little gem. It’s an article that most women will find icky to say the least. It’s an article on critters. Well rodents more so I guess. Which leads me to believe once again researchers are not really doing all their research for our benefit. Case in point: If researchers know they have found something that will help the human race out but do not elect to publish it then why on earth are they researching it in the first place. Here is the article. A research team led by Richard Hanson of Case Western Reserve University (Cleveland) has produced a colony of "supermice" whose physical abilities are the rodent equivalent of those of gifted humans. By modifying a single metabolism gene, researchers enhanced the mouse's ability to use body fat for en

Proud To Be An American! This Is For All The Soldiers! Please Repost And Pass This Around!made By My Babygirl Tammy Ty
Proud to be American Music and Lyrics by Lee Greenwood If tomorrow all the things were gone I’d worked for all my life, And I had to start again with just my children and my wife. I’d thank my lucky stars to be living here today, ‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom and they can’t take that away. And I’m proud to be an American where as least I know I’m free. And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today. ‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land God bless the U.S.A. From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee, across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea, From Detroit down to Houston and New York to LA, Well, there’s pride in every American heart, and it’s time to stand and say: I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free. And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her sti

What Is Love?
Love, The gentle touch of a lover, The caring hug of a mother, The soft speech of another, The smile of your brother. The quick glance of a passer-by, The feel of passion nearby, Your emotions put on stand-by, The feeling you’re never going to die. The throbbing ache inside, Always being by your side, The far-off sound of the tide, The feeling of being untied. The peace of knowing, The feeling slowly flowing, The rapture always growing, Not stopping, only going. Being able to express yourself, The feelings inside oneself, Emanating itself, From myself.

New Sony Hdd Camcorders
Hard Drive Camcorders With Face Detection The HDR-SR12 ($1400) is one of two new Sony camcorders that can take 10-megapixel photos, a remarkably still image resolution for a camcorder. The camcorder features a 120GB hard drive, and includes face detection technology that automatically identifies up to eight faces and corrects focus, exposure, and color controls for both video and still photos. A second camcorder, the HDR-SR11 ($1,200) which has a 60GB hard drive, also can take 10-megapixel photos and has the face detection technology.

I Love You
I know I havnt known you long but, I hope you know I love you, I love you. Ive allways loved you,_____. I have allways loved you. I know I say "I love you" to easily and that the words collapse im meaning when said to many times. But no one will know what I mean by "love" as I say it to you, uless they are going through what we have, unless they are going through it right know. Never does a day go by that I dont think about you. Never does a day go bye when I dont think about you. Never does and hour pass when I dont wonder how you are, or even how you are feeling. The word "love" doesnt touch what I feel about you, for you. When I think about you _____, my heart breaks at one moment the next.When I think about you hurting, Ican barely even breathe, my chest achs so badly. I sometime wish "Just Let This All Be Over." .I LOVE YOU.

Why Do Men Get Out Of Bed At Nite.
A survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night... > > * 5% said it was to get a glass of water... > > * 12% said it was to go to the toilet... > > * 83% said it was to go home

The Nagging Wife!
The Nagging Wife! > > > Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. > > One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly. > > At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered their sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side. > > When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?" > > Well, Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so prett

V1agra Killed His Appetite?
V1agra Killed His Appetite? > > > Mary asks her husband, John, if he'd like some breakfast: "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" > > He declines: "It's this V1agra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." > > At lunchtime, Mary asks if he would like something: "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" > > He declines: "It's this V1agra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite." > > Come dinnertime, she again asks John if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes? > > John declines: "It's this V1agra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." > > Exasperated, Mary gives him an elbow and says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!" >

I'm Learning,,.
That no matter how hard you try you can't make the image in the mirror change...you can change the outline, the way your hair goes, the way your make up looks, but you can't change the eyes that stare back at you. You can never change the way they cut into your mind and release memories that you wish you could leave behind. I'm learning the people aren't ment to be trusted unless they prove themselves they can be. I've learned that no matter how hard you try, you can't ever go back to a river, and find the same stones waiting to guide you across without getting wet. And I'm learning through everything that no matter what you try no matter how hard you try, the rain is never gonna fall on your face the same way twice. And you're never going to dance in it the same way twice, because every time it heals you it's for something new. This is for the people who have been my rain. My healing, my refuge, my sanctuary from myself. I thank you for the years you've held me close and kept the smil

Why Not Co-ed?
Why Not Co-ed? > > > On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: > > "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." > > He continued: > > "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?" > > At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: > > "How much for a season pass?"

Military Contest
Ladies and Gents, My first contest! Help a brother out?? http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=653457&i=2534938063 I will be gone on my return to the states while this is going on so PLEASE, bomb the place for me! Wicked, thanks for adding me to the test!! Jon aka Jtailgate

You Are Poetry
You Are Poetry You come outside To view the faint sunset Light bewildered by trees Shines through quietly You glide your soft auburn hair Perched behind your ear And in this moment I feel at home Beneath the interior You are my humble abode... Your company is soothing Calming and reassuring Inside, the wind chimes ring You saunter and my hearts sings Bit by bit I begin to recognize The enchanting glow in your subtle eyes Hidden in all abstract paintings It’s you; what all artists see You are poetry...

Woman In You.
I can see behind those eyes, the woman who hides Slowly I can pierce your thoughts Revealing what you hide insdie Temptations flare without a dare It's the woman in you I swear The woman in you, lights my fire Moving wildly these inner desire Moments we share

Vista Sucks?
Adrian Kingsley-Hughes Gear for Geeks Subscribe Alerts Bio Mobile Pick a blog category Ad industry Admin AMD Apple Backup Blu-ray Components Copyright Cutting Edge Data Storage Dell DIY PC DRM Eco-friendly Entertainment Friday Rant Gadgets Gaming Graphics Hardware HD-DVD In the news Industry Intel Legal Links Linux Mac Marketing Microsoft Mobile Technology My Alienware Experience My Leopard Experience My Linux Experience My Mac mini Experience My MacBook Pro Experience New-Tech News Notebooks NVIDIA Offers Office Gear OLPC On the test bench Performance Peripherals Poll of the Day Portable Storage Privacy Questions Security Software Stealth Update Tech Mythbusting Thoughts Torture Test Trends Uncategorized Upgrading Virtual Machines Vista January 10th, 2008 Vista sucks - reality or perception? Posted by Adrian Kingsley-Hughes @ 7:45 am Categories: Thoughts, Microsoft, Vista Tags: Operating System, Microsoft Windows Vista, Perception, Dwight Silverman, Microsoft Windows Vi

Whats New So Far
Well I am just here thinking of the direction my life is now going. I finally wrapped things up in college but I decided to take a semester off before moving on to the university. I actually now have a degree in psychology but I do not know if I really want to continue with it or follow a new path with a whole new major. Oh well I digress. Work has a whole new set of problems each and every new year and so far I have not been disapointed. I have decided not to apply for renewal of my position as an associate trainer only because I have not really been doing much as one so I feel it is a little dumb to show up for work and there is nothing else for me to do since the new associate trainer has already finished all the work by the time I arrive...then she sits on her fat ass chatting with my supervisor and the team lead when we are all busy taking calls that she should be taking as well. Hmm...can you all say favortism? Gee I know you can. So to deal with that I have decided that sinc

Top Ten Thoughts For 2008
Number 10. Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6. Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying Of nothing. Number 4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax Cut saves you $0.30? Number 2. In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world Is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008: 'Life is like

Romantic Jan 11
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Friday, January 11: Other people's comfort is a priority with you -- after all, you're one of the most thoughtful signs of the zodiac. Now branch out. You and your sweetie should look for ways to improve your community and your planet.

Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This

Only In ........ The 20 Worst Food List. Depressing Reading.
I cannot be bothered to explain for many reasons but here is a link which lists the 20 worst foods in America. www.menshealth.com/20worst/worstsandwich.html I have not seen one for the UK but it must exist and anyway my worst crime is the wine and the icecream bar. First bad for both liver and the rump and the second, well culprit on assault of the battle of the Bulge and of course the pancreas. Oh, life is hard enough without not being able to enjoy a little bit of what you fancy, so I am glad I have not seen the 20 worst foods of the UK. I would be worried if I indulged in four or five of them. I reckon two out of twenty ain't bad and anyway, wine is good for the heart, that is my excuse and I stick with it.

California
Californians So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this. You know you're from California if: 1. A coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember. Is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember. Is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like Geor

Little Known Facts About Those You Know.
Little Known Facts About Those You Know. 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yes 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? i don't remember 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING oh hell no 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? ham 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 3 boys and 1 girl 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? i don't no 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? sometimes 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS yep 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? on hell no ! 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? granola 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? sometimes 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? spamonie 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? eyes and smile 15. RED OR PINK? pink 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? oh god where do i start ! 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST my uncle delbert, my dad , grandaddy wolfe, mr johnson. 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE

One Of Friends And A Member Of My Family
ok now this is crap a friend and member of my family is deleting his fubar page because some ppl can't keep from copying and stealing other ppl's pic ! come on ppl can't you behave like adults and not children damn we leave my space to get rid of the childish bull shit. now the children and childish adults come here to ruin everyones fun. damn soon the only left on fubar will be trouable makers and pervs . thay deserve each other . this just really sucks adults that act like children . that is why i do not talk to very many ppl on here . and if this shit continues i'm just going to talk to just my family and block the rest. it's bull shit for adults to act that way.

To All On My Friends List
I wanna get to know all of you, you are on there for a reason =) I try my best to screen all before I accept. So here is the deal.... Message me - If im on I'll message you back Comment me - I will most certainly comment you back Shout me - Even just to say hello No im not looking for a special someone. I just dont want a friends list full of people I do not know. So if you are on, holla at me, im an open book so ask away =)

Social Security
Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years. Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it. You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan. In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan. For all practical purposes their plan works like this: When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die. Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments.. For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275, 000.00 during the last years of their lives.. This is calculated on an average life span for each

Missing Sissy
Just sitting around right now watching Urban Cowboy. Was just thinking to myself how much my ex looks like sissy from the movie. In many ways that movie reminds my of our life together and I miss that. We had our fights, and I think she did sleep with someone to get back at me although she didn't tell me, you could just tell. I found out after we split-up that she was seeing, well just sleeping, with a bartender at a bar near her house. Apparantly it was something she did to get back at her ex husband, and bf's from time to time just to make them jealous or just to piss them off (to spite them) she would go sleep with the bartender. sitting here now makes me think that if they made-up in the movie why couldn't i forgive her for some of the things we had fights about, but then I snap out of it and realize how wrong she was for me. It was great seeing a cowgirl and sometimes I wish I still was. The are parts of me that will always love her and miss her, but we were too different

Romantic Jan 14
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Monday, January 14: There are certain myths about what it's like to be in a relationship that are hard to shake. What you and your sweetheart do, however, works wonderfully well for the two of you. March to your own drummer.

Lmao... I Love My Job!
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite co

Can I Borrow $25
Can I Borrow $ 25.00 Can I borrow $25? A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily. SON: 'I just wan t to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down . SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some o ther nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.' The

Bohica...
The "Proof of the Pudding" and the reason the party's name is "tax and spend" RATS. This morning on ABC news it was announced that the DemoRATic houses have approved a bill to raise the cost of fuel .40 cents a gallon MORE over the next five years. This is above all other price increases that will occorr in the next five years. Once that happens with federal taxes you know the red states will raise the pump price too. The state has to get their cut of the pie. They have found a new way to gouge the public. WHY? Because there has NOT been a majority of the citizens of this country screaming at them. Since there isn't an outcry that can be heard across the planet they will continue to tap this new source of money so they can give it to illegal aliens and anyone else that loves the Freebies at working people's expense. Why? To build their voting machine and screw you John Q. Public. The population has to tell those in office they will not vote for them if they don't stop. That

Phony People
seems to me that people r not as genuin as they seem. lies, and deception r all that is on their minds. tired of that. how many of us would like to know that chivalry isn't dead amoung all of us, men and women alike. courtousy to others and respect is of the utmost quality. not being fake. how do u feel about this? i enjoy having fun like everyone else but should be truthful about it, and real. let me know what u think. thanks.

Own My Sis
My sis evil vixen is in the same auction and let me tell you she is one lil firecracker. So if you want to have your very own Evil vixen bid on her. Her current bid is at 110k as well. Come ppl let show a hot lil vixen some love [ fubar.com photo: 1053231192 ]

The Happiness Of A Slave...
A slave will never be truly happy or content in her life if she is un-owned. A slave's most profound freedom is found within her Master's chains. Within these chains, she is free to live as she is destined to live to serve and please, and to be pleased in return for the privilege to serve and please her Master. A slave should never think of herself as a weak person for it takes a strong female to commit to the drive inside her, to serve, to obey and to please a Master. A slave chooses willingly to be her Master's property. As a slave is her Master's property and an object of great value she is an instrument Master will use to draw out His pleasures. Above all else a slave's primary and foremost focus shall be to please her Master, hoping that her Master finds her pleasing in all that she does, whether she is in her Master's presence or not. All of a slave's choices shall be based upon whether or not they will please her Master. A slave and a slave's behavior are a direct

Sad Day Today
woke up this morning knowing the afternoon would bring uncontrollable tears .. and emotions i had buried very deep .. a couple of years ago .. Today i had to put down my sisters pup .. she just couldn't do it .. she wanted to remember her as the happy little soul .. that loved going for walks . going for rides and eating her beloved cookies ..not the cancer ridden pup that couldn't even climb up on the couch .. or eat her favorite kibbles and bits .. I gathered up all my strength .. as i had taken this walk what seemed just a short time ago taking my own lil girl to be put down and it broke my heart more than i can say .. I thank God for the sweet people that work at the vet .. Johanna came and sat with me for a few mins before we took her to the back room .. the Vet ( lori) came out and we just had a big hug session .. and shed some tears .. for all the furry babies we've all lost over the years .. Johanna and i walked back to the room .. its a small room .. with a rocker

Adding Friends
when or if you join a fan add rate club.. or a new family do you add everyone in that family? and if so... do you add fan and rate everyone? or just the vips? and if you do add everyone...do you take them off your friends list AFTER they fan you?? I have quite a few new old friends requests of ppl I know last week I got their bulletins. I know 3 weeks before I added them on a fan train and was on their friends list. And I know even way before that I was on their friends list. Did I piss them off?? not do enough for them?!? or just a pms day where they deleted everyone. How can you be in 2 of my 3 familys and NOT have me on your friends list?? cmon now !!! What is the point of Fubar if you delete all your friends?? does it really matter how many fans you have if you have no friends? lol

Say I Love You
After 21 years of marriage, My wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well?" she asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you." I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about

Fu Application
You know what to do. It can be for fun if you are spoken for. Or if you are single and serious. Fill it out and send it in a private email 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you

Remember...... You Make It What It Is..
Live with joy Find joy in doing nothing and you can find it in everything. Experience happiness without a reason and you can create happiness for any reason. Realize that happiness is not the result of good things, but is indeed the cause of good things. There is nothing you need in order to be happy other than the choice to be. Imagine living this day filled with joy, happiness and positive purpose. Imagine it, then take one more step and actually do it. Let go of any concern you may have for what does or does not come your way. Focus instead on the good and valuable things that you can give, create, inspire and choose to experience. Don't allow the world to pull you down with its negativity. Choose to transform the world around you with your own positive outlook. Real joy is always a choice you can make. Live with joy, let happiness flow out from you, and life becomes more radiant with each passing moment. -- Ralph Marston

War
I've kinda been torn on what I think about the war. On one side, I don't think we should be there. Wasting billions of dollars for a country that doesn't want our help and people are dying over there. On the flip side, I think that we kinda need to be there to keep the majority part of the war there. Because if we didn't they would probably be over here, killing our familes and destroying more buildings. Some people tend to forget about 911. It affected the whole country. It affected more to the people who had lost families there, but it happened. Anyways, just thought I'd type down some of my thoughts. L P.S. I wanna vote for John McCain. Anyone who doesn't like, can suck a left nut.

Never Leave Your Nuts Alone !
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he re turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just f

Immortal Dance
Evil thoughts and wicked too, gather together inside my head. Blood and tears forever stain, bringing on thy sleepless dread. Demons dance and huddle near, reaching out to claim revere. Hopelessness comes to bind you up, so severe it pulls you near. Jointed fight inside your mind, battle rages to keep the fear. Do you dare to tarry here, risking all and coming near. Thoughts of pain and dreaded fear, erase your hope to ever be free. Could you know thy stoney heart, is what I see that you decree. Don't turn away thy blinded sight, stay with me in endless night. Bringing on thy immortal kiss, to make my heart receive it's flight.

Abndaddy82 Thought He Had Us Fooled
Comments on abndaddy82: ~~SWEET MA... January 20, 2008 @ 11:51 am baby i love u so much i cant wait to go to nc and wait for u but i was thinking it would be easier to just have cheryl and roxy move in with me and wait for u togather save us girls on rent.i mean we might as well all live together since u love us all so much.maybe we hang with the wife too. you u might have played us in the beginning but ur game has ended point us.oh by the way thanks for playin celia too.ur breaking both our hearts .but asshole this will all fall down on u and me and the girls will be laughing it up and ur expense.goodbye roxy_princ... January 20, 2008 @ 11:34 am Okay baby..you know i'm going to be moving to NC soon. I can't wait to be with you in June. But I was just wondering, should I look for a house on my own or with BehindBlueEyezz and Sweet Mami. Since you love all of us so much and want us all to move to NC and be with you and have your baby and spoil us. Gee gonna be a house f

Death Of A Loved One
Well here is another chunk out of my life. My brother was found dead this morning, He was only 34 years old. He has always been a very heavy drug user and had just got out of jail Friday morning. We are not sure rather he overdosed or something else. They sent him to have an autopsey. We wont know anything untill Wednesday sometime. He wanted to come to my house and work and start his life over and i would not let him. Because of his history. Maybe if I would have let him come down everything would have been ok. I have never lost a parent or a sibling before and this is the most pain I have ever felt. It hurts so much. I feel like there is this empty spot in my heart that he had. We were always a close family. Inspite of his past I loved him and he was my brother. Sometimes i feel like i am going to wake up any minute or he will come in the door and say "see fooled you all didnt i" but i know that is not going to happen, How do you deal with the hurt, The pain and emptiness. My chest f

Grow
Moving forward, taking a leap, discovering the unknown. If we never step, we never trip but we will also never grow... To find our way to where we are meant to be, we need to try new paths,take chances, Close our eyes and leap And if, in the end, we end up where we began It's ok, it's meant to be It's all part of life's plan Java Feb.2007

Anything
There are times when i'm sweet n nasty or downright BITCH ...JUST want to let people know everybody has there GOOD vs. BAD DAYS --- My bad days are my BITCH DAYS --- My GOOD DAYS are when i'm like an ANGEL ...U DECIDE which like BEST.....GOOD or BAD and let me know love to everybody ...Ms. Emily

Morgellons
I had never heard of this disease until a few weeks ago when one of my friends found 3 sores on his body. He thought at first they were just large pimples until he went to pop one and instead of pus, a fiber like hair emerged. This disease which was first seen in 2006 was diagnosed as delusional feelings of bugs crawling under the skin and the fibers that were found on the body were just pieces of lint. Medical researchers almost brushed it off, however when a scientists son kept saying bugs and pointing to his lip she began to take a closer look. Under a 30x magnification she was strands of multicolored fibers running through his lip. The fibers glow under ultraviolet light and it is to believed that around 11,00 families have been infected with this disease. Morgellons was first discovered in the 17th century and the word actually means "harsh hairs" because people began to notice thread like black hairs sprouting from the body, usually on children back then. Symptoms includ

We Have New Members
We have a couple new members so it would be great it we could all take a moment to add them as friends and family, maybe say hi send a gift and just be our loving friendly selves :D http://www.fubar.com/user/1500615 that is Fireblade http://fubar.com/user/1446722 and that is Obi.hayve check them out guys and show some gunslinger love!!!! Long days and pleasant nights ~phoenix~ The Dark Tower Tet Contents

Let's Run Away From Ourselves.
Since I've moved back to NJ, my sleep patterns have gone to,well, sh*t. I blame utter boredom and non consistent work for that. A few nights ago I was watching "Easy Rider". It's a good movie,albeit depressing at the end. I've never really wanted a motorcycle, as it's not me The idea of having all your possessions in the world with you and long stretch of highway looming in front...sounds wonderful. Of course, it's a dream like every other one..so nothing will come of it. However, it's tempting to throw some clothes in a bag, take the kitties with me and just leave. Where too, who knows? Honestly who cares? There's really no binds that restrain me.Yes, my parents are here but I'd always maintain contact with them. Other than that...what's keeping me here? A career? Love? Niet times 2. I've always had wonderful ideas and no fruition. I guess that's why I dream *day and sleep* so. It seems that in those thoughts, things seem to click. It seems to me that dreams is

Golden Goose From Within
Look after your Golden Goose. Never Mistake the Egg as the Gift. We have become a society that values things more than people. It is often joked, tongue-in-cheek that you are only as good as your last accomplishment. That is the ultimate lie. We are not a collection of the things that we do, the sale that we make, or the goal that is conquered. You are the gift. You are the Golden Goose. The egg is just the last thing you created. Wherever you are right now in your life, please stop for a moment and hear this truth. The true gold lies not in the outcome or accomplishment, it is in the process of creating. When you give yourself a little space and care for the Golden Goose inside you, you will once again lay a golden egg. Don’t worry, there is nowhere to go, you have everything you need for the blissful life you desire. You just forgot where the true gold lives — inside of you. Financial independence is a journey. And like any journey, if a person wants t

Sts-122 Atlantis: Et-125 Repairs To Be Completed On Friday
Work is finalizing on External Tank ET-125, following a huge effort to bounce back from the ECO (Engine Cut Off) sensor anomalies that placed a temporary halt on the surge of ISS assembly. Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton 1-22-08 The trimming of the newly applied foam around the LH2 Feed-through connector worksite is scheduled for Tuesday evening, with "closeouts" targeted for completion this coming Friday. The effort has involved engineers and technicians from the United Space Alliance, Lockheed Martin and others, added to several NASA centers being at the center of testing and analysis. A review of the documentation surrounding the changeout of the LH2 Feed-through connector with a modified connector - which has had its pins soldered to avoid the problem that is believed to have caused the ECO sensor anomalies - will start on Friday, during the Level

I What???
I HAVE LEFT C BOMBERS AS I NEVER RECIEVED ANY HELP FROM THIS FAMILY ANY WAY. SO NOW IM OUT AND AFTER THIS MY HUSBAND IS LEAVING TOO. THE SAME PERSON WATCHER WAS ALLOWED TO JOIN THING AFTER THING AND WE WERE SUPPOSE TO HELP HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN BUT ME AND BIKER HEART ENTER A GIVE AWAY AND NEVER RECIEVE HELP FROM THEM . SO I HAVE LEFT. IF YOU WISH TO REMOVE YOUR SELF FROM MY FRIENDS AND FANS FEEL FREE TOO. WITH THAT BEING SAID IM LOOKING FOR A NEW FAMILY. I WANT ONE THAT WILL HELP ME WHEN I NEED HELP AND THAT WILL STILL LET ME HLPE MY FRIENDS WHEN THEY NEED IT I GET ALMOST 700 COMMENTS ADAY AND I GIVE THEM TO EVER NEEDS THEM THAT I KNOW. I HELP PEOPLE LEVEL AND IN THERE GIVEAWAYS AND CONTEST AS MY BLOGS SHOW I HAVE NO PROBLEM POSTING A BLOG OR A BULLY TO HELP SOME ONE GET LEVELED OR GET HELP IN THERE CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY. IF I SOUND LIKE YOUR FAMILYS KIND OF PERSON AND YOU WILL HELP ME WITH ANY CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY IM IN PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME. (repost of original b

We All Agree
ok i got to get this off my chest so here we go. DAMN BRO GROW UP AND STOP BLOWN UP EVERONES SHOUT BOXES UP! GROW D F- - - - UP AND QUIT BUGGN EVERYONE! ITS DAT SIMPLE! ok im done hopefully he will read this. thank you for your time and PARTY ON !!!!!!

Sick Or Sane
"Sick Or Sane" Take me to a hotel room And tie me to the bed of my mistakes Kiss me like I paid for this Please don't stop till you've raped all my faith Am I a little sick or a little sane? Cause I feel a little sick I'm sorry I forgot your name But this is the first time I've played this game I know I made a big mistake Paying you to suck out all my faith And the white coats, just don't get it, I'm a genius, with a headache.

January 22, 2008
Happy Hump Day everyone only 2 days left until the weekend so this is what is up for today LETS LEVEL THESE PEOPLE …..You all are great I.B.I .C BlondeRage26@ fubar TIFFY~Mid's creaming on my hot apple pie slutstick in traning** I.B.I.C*Dani's hoe*@ fubar ~Tima~I.B.I.C~Club F.A.R.~@ fubar bones567@ fubar TremorsAudio@ fubar queenp00h of T.H.U.G.S.@ fubar Tat2dirishthug@ fubar

Uplifting Things To Do Today
* Smile at a stranger * Drop a coin where a child can find it * Learn something new and teach it to someone * Tell someone you love them * Hug someone * Forgive someone who has wronged you * Try saying "I'm sorry" when you ought to * Tell a child how great they are * Sing a song about Jesus to yourself * Keep a promise * Call someone just to say hello * Try listening more than talking * Stand up for what you believe in * Thank God for His beautiful Creation * Encourage someone who is feeling down * Cherish today as if it were your last one * Tell someone about Jesus -- Author Unknown

Freaking Piece Of Dogcrap
STUFF # 1275575 WOW I WAS RIGHT THERE ARE A BUNCH OF DUMB ASSES OUT THERE BE NOWAY I WOULD LET SOME FAT UGLY WANT TO BE WHORE DO THAT TO ME Now isnt this nice to have placed on one of my pictures? Funny thing was he came and rated a shit load of them and now I am all that. LOL Pathetic smalled dicked little want to be. I must have told him no. LOL

Wicked Comebacks
- It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others. - The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. - If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week. - The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. - When your IQ reaches 50, you should sell. - You may have a "full six-pack" but lack the plastic thing to hold it all together. - Your set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them. - You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. - Were I king I would not allow you to breed. - You seem to have reached rock bottom and started to dig.

Our Heroe's Fall
We sent them to a far distant land To defend the freedoms we all share Each said good-bye with honor and pride Peril they entered, each was aware The sand whipped around as they waited For orders they knew would soon come Sending them forward into battle The ultimate price would be paid by some Bullets would be flying all around Heavy rounds filling the air overhead When the dust once settles upon the ground Brave heroes will be found laying dead The blood stained ground where they lay The soil letting it slowly seep in Knowing that if they could now speak They would all do it once again They would stand in honor of their country They would protect all that others to us gave Standing with others in unity this day Wounded in battle the medics try to save Family and friends back at home are waiting Praying for return of loved one’s one day Unknowing their fate as in war they fight Sorrow will fill their hearts each day This day word has come to another Their sold

Mhumpy Is Going Wild On Fubar
mhumpy NEED YOUR HELP ********************************** AS WE ALL KNOW mhumpy ONE OF THE NICEST GUYS ON FUBAR,HE LIKES EVERY ONE AND TRY TO HELP AS MUCH AS HE CAN.HE HAD A LITTLE MORE THAN A MILLION AND HE GAVE IT TO PEOPLE TO HELP THEM GET THEIR SPOTLIGHT. SO NOW I GUESS ITS TIME TO RETURN SOME MAD LOVE AND SHOW HIM SOME APPRECIATION BY HELPING HIM GET HIS OWN SPOTLIGHT. SO IF YOU HAVE SOME EXTRA FU-BUCKS TO SPARE,PLEASE HELP OUT AND SEND IT TO HIM AND LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH YA GAVE HIM ON THIS BULLY TO ADD YA TO MY TRAIN FOR A FREE RIDE. I'M SURE WITH ALL YOUR HELP HE CAN MAKE IT VERY SOON. mhumpy@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT AND FABULOUS EVENING AND WONDERFUL UPCOMING WEEKEND! HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ۞@ fubar

Why Did I Deny?
CLOSE YOUR EYES HONEY, I WILL WIPE AND KISS AWAY YOUR TEARS, IT IS OKAY NOW, WHY DID I DENY IT FOR SO LONG? HOW CAN THIS BE WRONG? COME HOLD ME I BRUSH MY HAND AGAINST YOUR CHEECK HOLD MY HAND, I WONDER IF THE FEELINGS INSIDE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT DEEP, I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYES VERY LONG BEFORE I MISS YOU, WHEN I KISS YOU I WANNA WHISPER SECRETS, NOW IS FOREVER, AND FOREVER IS INFINITY DIVINE.

Passion
Passion is so much Like a drug It draws you in And holds you snug Makes you want To have much more A desire like You've never felt before It draws you in So very deep A feeling you always Want to keep It fogs your mind And floods your heart Even the strongest Tend to fall apart So give it to me I don't mean to bug Can't get enough Of my favourite drug!

A Memory Written On Sept. 14, 2006
Lie to me, Tell me we'll always be. Together we can do anything, Your touches and kisses make my heart sing. Your smile makes my heart skip a beat, When you look at me that way my heart drops to my feet. Without you I am nothing, Remember that you gave me that ring. You promised me once that you'd never leave, You really did deceive. How could you do this? You left me with nothing but a memory of our last kiss.

Something Steamy For The Mind
I can just imagine - we go to a restaurant for a deliciously romantic meal, I know she is not wearing knickers under the skirt she has on, her pussy is slightly moist from knowing that I know she has no underwear on. We finish the meal, get the bill and make our way back to the car. We drive a round for a while. She has her hand on my leg, stroking gently up and down, teasing with a brushing touch on my balls which are covered by my jeans and only my jeans. My cock is getting stiff with anticipation. She moves her hand to my flies and button, they come undone very easily and she now has access to my totally erect member, she touches softly and teasingly again, knowing that I can't wait to be sucked and fucked by her dripping cunt, but before I get deep and wet, I want to bury my face in her crotch, lapping up those juices with my tongue, and nibbling at her lips and clit, but this was all to happen soon, first to find a good spot for our little after dinner excursion. A little

The Years Have Done Me Good!!!
So i was digging looking at old pictures reality hit! I am a MILF now!! and to think i used to think i looked good back then Oh what was i thinking??? so here i am in 2002 and here i am in 2008! THE MILF!!! LOL

There Are Some Changes Going To Happen
Boy oh boy where do I start? I so wanted this family to be laid back and not a demanding family but I really feel it is so wrong of people thinking about themselves. I dont know how to say this but its like this I want a family that is there to back each other NOT thinking of only themselves.......And I have been seeing that alot lately.....lets see so and so needs to 50,000 comments to win a hh (um hello we are so not a bombing family) So and so needs 1,000,000 points to level in 2 weeks (NOT GOING TO HAPPEN). Yes I will ask the family to help another member in a contest but hey the best news out of it is that I can do it....ITS MY FAMILY.....I have posted a blog before about bulletins and guess what the same crap is happening not going to change I take it I DONT want to kick out anyone in the family for NOT helping cuz of the rules is help when you can but I notice that there is only like 6 of us actually doing anything. We have a few members that are silent members and I know when t

It Can Always Be Worse!!!
Remember, all of you, my friends and loved ones..... IT CAN ALWAYS BE WORSE!!! When you have a 'I Hate My Job' Day, [even if retired you have those sometimes] Try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. ' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so

♥
(VERSION I WROTE:)) A ♥ is like clay, after is sits too long,it will harden. Then one day that special person comes along and you cant let them in for the fear it will shatter like glass. Eventually you have lost that love forever because you wouldnt let them in. ((VERSION I HAD HELP WRITING: Thanks sweetie!)) A ♥ is like clay, after is sits too long,it will harden.Then one day that special person comes along,with a special love that will pour from their ♥,slowly softening the brittle clay back to its softened state & it is then molded into a love of the two ♥ combined!

My Trip
well..... My trip to Ohio was truly amazing..... I met the woman i love.. the woman who I want to be with for the rest of my life Hannah. I cannot begin to say how much just seeing her at the airport to pick me up meant to me. I was able to hold her in my arms and hug her and tell her i love her for the first time face to face. The ride back to her town and just being able to hold her hand and snuggle close to her.... to kiss her... to look into her green eyes and lose myself.... it was just incredible... I get asked how we can spend our time on the computer and so much on time on the phone and what we could possibly be talking about. We talk about anything and everything. We are each others best friend and soulmate. We have been honest from the beginning and we enjoyed each others company... touch.... a simple kiss..... hugging.... dancing in the hotel room..... falling asleep and waking up together.... kissing in the bathroom for a few hours.... taking pictures

Fubar And Myspace
Well, I'm new here, a friend told me I should check it out. They said it's different than myspace and it's for adults...Well, to be honest I am less than impressed, yeah some of the features are pretty fun or cool but for the most part it's just like myspace when it first started. Everyone was so damn obsessed with having the most friends and being the biggest myspace whore. I somewhat understand the theory behind the Fubucks thing but I still see alot of the same that was running rampant in the early myspace. I like to meet new people and "talk" with new people about things. Thats the point of a social networking site right? Then why is everyone here so damn focused on "please add/fan/comment me" lol, just like myspace. Like some sort of sick personal goal to be popular for once in their lives but little do they realize they are the biggest losers EVER. Guess my point here is, everyone needs to slow down, control their breathing and talk with some people. No I will not go comment on y

Is It Time To Walk
Do you ever wonder why you do things .Why you keep trying or just being nice.I only ask for people to be honest and truthful dont make excuses for things you dont want just be honest and upfront with me.But i guess that is not meant to be kinda starting to like the look of a long lonesome highway

Waheed's Poetry -- When The Sky Is Broken
When the sky is broken and the stars don't shine You're the only person on my mind No matter what happens good or bad I know you'll be by my side til the end of time. But as we wait for that time To come to us. Lets live life to its Fullest limits I plan for you to be my wife I'll give you your dreams throughout my life You'll have your dream house That's no doubt We can start our family that we always wanted Cause I couldn't imagine anything else You know I'll treat you like the goddess that you are As we walk hand and hand going though life It will seem like where living in paradise And when the time comes where the end approaches As we stand together prepared to die The earth will stop spinning as the worlds collide But it's not the end for us No its not Cause as you return to heaven I'm coming this time Cause of the life that we shared I now understand That this whole time you are an angel sent to me from god So baby I simply want to tell you babyI Love yo

In Your Eyes
In Your Eyes --- My newest poem Looking in your eyes There is everything I need to see A lifetime of pain Moments of pleasure I see your thoughts Your soul Your dreams Without a word I know how you feel The love in your heart Flows through your eyes of the deepest blue Your eyes stare Looking at me Looking into my eyes Into my soul Into my heart Hoping that you see what I see I will never say a word A whisper will not pass my lips Words cannot share our feelings They will only detract Take away from the honesties My eyes Your eyes Say it alone It is all in our eyes

Wishful Thinkings
of all the things that i want out of life, i would have to say, i would want to wake up in ur arms, each and every day. if i could just go back in time, and change all that has occured, i would not be sitting here now wishing for u to return, and... watching raindrops pouring down, that is all i do. crying out without a sound, waiting for just u. trying hard to control my heart as another peice of it falls. please return and pick me up.. no more do i want to crawl.

Funny Food-for-thought
Bahaha! Now for the subject most likely to piss ANYONE off: RELIGION!!!! Disclaimer: This is for entertainment only. Get over it. I can't help but notice the nature of society's Blind Belief issue. When we die, where do we go? When we get there, what happens? What if there's nothing? Why do humans have to think they gonna live forever? Before I go on with this, I want you to know that I was brought up practicing the Dianic tradition of Wicca. Sounds wierd, but the basic principal is goddess worship, and there are many. WAITAMINNIT!!! Sounds like Heterosexuality to me... I LOVE WOMEN! Let's start with the easiest religion to pick on. It's the most widely accepted in the world. Countless numbers have died for it. Countless more will die in time. Christianity supposedly teaches us to love our neighbors, no matter their beliefs, appearances, etc., but yet proclaims that to not be Christian is to be damned. I'm generalizing, I know, but face it: WE ARE ALL GOING TO

Nipple Piercings =(
so it all started with me wanting my nipples pierced and after awhile of thinking about it I thought I would enjoy it so June 28 a lil bit before my birthday my friend and I decided it was time to go to the tattoo parlor and she was sick of me debating it and thought it would be cute as well so we went in signed the papers got id and bared the breast ha and got all perky and pierced so I get my top back on and go outside to get in the car I was so excited to tell all my friends who then in return wanted to see. with a fairly large chest your girls knock into and bump into allot or your lover rips your bra off wrong and it gets riped you never notice how much your nipples are touched bumped whatever before and I sure did now. and the constant irritation causes infections and what not so mine seemed to always get infected do a sea salt remedy and we were good to go.. well last summer I noticed that I could see my bar bell through the center of my nipple so I was very sad about this so I

"best Come Back Line Ever."
This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed

Fu~vivor! - Survival Of The Fu!
Welcome to Fu~Vivor- Fubar Island! HAPPY HOUR OR $100 GIFT CARD? New Contest starting as soon as I have enough players. Just like the show its all about being the sole survivor Part 1: All Contestants will participate in reverse bombing, meaning u will not bomb yourself, you will bomb the other contestants. U want to be the person with the least comments. The person with the most comments at the end of every other day will be eliminated. However the contestants who are eliminated will not go "home" empty handed. They will receive for every comment 1 Fubuck, every rate will equal 1 Fubuck as well. When all have been eliminated down to two players then part 2 will start. Part 2: The two remaining contestants will retain their comments and will continue on with an endurance race to the finish line. The first to reach 50,000 comments will receive their choice of a Happy Hour or a $100.00(Real US Money) Gift Card. Which is to be purchased online and emailed

Sad
Things will never be the same Your smiling face reminds me Of all the times we shared. Hugs and kisses often remembered, The times when we both cared. I remember those days, when you held me in your arms. Things will never be the same. Tender kisses in the dark, walking hand in hand through empty parks, those days are gone, only memories remain. Things will never be the same The long nights afterward, while I cried myself to sleep, I reflected on those times when it was you and me, and now that it's all over I'm still trying to forget your name, Things will never be the same.

Still No Clue....i'll Buy It 4 A Dollar.
I can no longer say nobody reads my blogs... So first off .... A little love 2 my hometown, Port Angeles! Thank you! You know who u r. So my next questions 4 u all. Whats the deal on blasts, sponsors n promoters?? Is there a leval that u eventually max out n have 2 start over? How dose one become a Dj in a lounge here?? Just cuz I have no clue, n like 2 make sence of this place. Thanks 2 all who read.

Valentine, Be Mine!
Who wants me for their Valentine? If you do, leave me a comment or send me a PM and tell me why you want me for your Valentine. Best answer wins! I will buy you a Platinum cherry, Flashing Hearts and a Romantic Vacation plus I will put you in my screen name starting February 1st and continuing up through Valentines day on February 14. This is just for fun, so be a good sport and play along!

"balled Of The Final Dream"
I'm gonna ride this dream until tomorrow. Do you have any love that I can borrow? Because this is a long and lonely road. Where the end lies I don not know. Are we at fault are we to blame? Is this life or just a game? Are we just history re-lived? Are we headed for regret? Rock the minds of the youth. Blinded by lies laced with truth. Another mystery reveled. Another false aliment has been healed. The Anti-Christ claims to be, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ the King. And now the Prophets shall rise again. The world shall bleed when struck by sin. Are we at fault are we to blame? Is this life or just a game? Are we God's chosen who fail to act? Are we headed for regret? I'm gonna ride this dream until tomorrow. Do you have any love that I can borrow? Because this is a long and lonely road. Where the end lies I don not know. By: Dustain Pritchard 07-06-07

The Buttcheek Bandit
Good Morning and happy Friday! Wow Michigan once again reclaimed its name back “the Winter Wonderland” Snowing like one of those snow-globes…shaken not stirred. I seen a few things recently that boggles my mind and apparently am unclear of their concept. In Washington a fire fighter could be suspended for fighting a fire… Washington, D.C., firefighter Gerald Burton faced suspension in December for disobeying a direct order by fighting a blaze he had come across while driving his fire truck to a training class. A supervisor had ordered him on to the class, but Burton and his partner put out the fire (limiting damage to $150,000), along with the dispatched crew, which arrived shortly after Burton. [Washington Post, 12-18-07] Makes no sense to me, the man did his job and saved the building and rebuilding costs… oh well, sometimes supervisors do not understand what is more important… In a separate issue a man I believe it was a man perhaps it was a woman…no idea but here is that story, A

Mentally Disabled Women Used In Bombing
Mentally Disabled Women Used in Bombings Friday, February 1, 2008 BAGHDAD - Two women described as mentally disabled and strapped with remote-control explosives - and possibly used as unwitting suicide bombers - brought carnage Friday to two pet bazaars, killing at least 91 people in the deadliest day since Washington flooded the capital with extra troops last spring. Brig. Gen. Qassim al-Moussawi, Iraq's chief military spokesman in Baghdad, said the women had Down syndrome and may not have known they were on suicide missions, but gave no further details on how authorities pieced together the evidence. He also said the bombs were detonated by remote control. The coordinated blasts - coming 20 minutes apart in different parts of the city - appeared to reinforce U.S. claims al-Qaida in Iraq may be increasingly desperate and running short of able-bodied men willing or available for such missions. But they also served as a reminder that Iraqi insurgents are constantly shifting t

Passion
It hurts sometimes more than we can bare. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead. Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of great passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws and howl.

My Medicine Is
My medicine is as sweet as a gentle breeze on a summer's day..It speaks of peace, love, and reconciliation. Applied to the heart and spirit, it breaks the powers of hate and confusion.. Your eyes blind you from the deepest pools of your hearts. You are my beloved People, the closest to my heart. I come in peace, with healing in my wake. I bare the wounds and many scars of your pain as a People. I reflect what your many enemies have done to you, the elders, the women and the children of your lodges. I have lost all things my home, even my own beloved children... I was orphaned, raped, molested and beaten for your sakes..So that I might know your great suffering, so we that we could have all things in common.. I come with the power of love and purification..Armed with truth, love and peace. I come to listen and to speak, but my words will be gentle upon your brusid resisting hearts. I will show you the Great Spirit's power and the truth which rings withing the whole Circle of life..I

020208 Fluffy Starr Blog
Website Update... {wanted: Germans} Two updates at Fluffy Starr Dot Com in the "News & Press" section. There is a brand spanking new INTERVIEW (of me saying some kooky ass sh*t again) and CD REVIEW both in the totally wicked Autona Magazine. The interview is in English, but the review is in German. So if anyone speaks German, you want to do a translation for us? Thank you so much, Autona! You guys f**king RAWK!!!! x Fluffykins (who is slowly becoming nocturnal again) P.S. Have a totally awesome Saturday. Go watch my vlogs or I'll stop making them! I have more to post too, if you like.... *EDIT: here is the translation courtesy of the wonderful and cute Sascha. Thank you, darling! "Fluffy Starr is a beautiful artist, who made everything on herself: music, artwork, production and marketing. The name FLUFFY STARR rules the coverdesign and the music, because firstly the sound and the colorful appearance as a cartoon-hero are fluffy and secondly Fluffy could be on the wa

Momz Birthday Today...
For those that really wanna know today is My Mommz Birthday.... From the immediate family there are only Her, my oldest Brother Jim and I left For the onez that REALLY wanna know that story you can ask me some other time My Brother and I are taking her out to dinner to try to make it a special one for her... Anything anyone you like to share that I can pass on to let my Mother know that I realize that I am really lucky to have her?

It Will Make You Laugh.
Sat Feb 2, 12:00 AM ET yahoo news A collection agency tried to collect a $16.96 debt with an letter that addressed its recipient with a four-letter word for excrement. "Dear S---," began the letter attempting to collect from an old record club membership. The word was spelled out in the letter, which arrived in an envelope addressed to "S--- Face." "I've never seen anything quite so brazen," said attorney Kenneth Hiller. He said his client plans to sue Nationwide Collections Inc. of Fort Pierce, Fla., next week. Under U.S. law, debt collectors are not allowed to use profanity to collect a debt, Hiller said, nor are they supposed to threaten legal action over such a small amount. Nationwide President Phillip McGarvey said the October 2007 letter was automatically generated after his company bought about 350,000 Columbia House accounts. "S--- Face" is the name under which the account was opened and the way the coupon to start the club was filled out, he said. Hille

The Taco: Food Of Kings
Everyone knows that tacos are so mother f-bombing good they must have been handed to Moses by God himself. God would have instructed Moses by saying "Thou shall enjoyith the Tacos like whoah" and it was so. With all the shit that happens in the world: the wars, death, starving children, Bush in office, and all the other unimaginable horrors and tragedies; it's definately easy to get discouraged. Thankfully there are four little letters that represent all which is good and righteous in this world: t-a-c-o Man may be a royal fuck-up, but he certainly made up for all his shortcomings by giving us this heavenly fruit. Oh, the taco! You are a perfect creation...with your cheese stacked high, and your shapely body. If you could say "Yes", I would marry you The Taco. To understand what makes the taco so fucking delicious, we must analyze its parts. * Taco Shell: This is the skin of the taco. It can be hard or soft....kinda like a peni

Poem #8
Love: What I want is you. I want you to know my love is true. I want to go to sleep with you beside me. And wake up to your shining beauty. I want to wrap myself in your sweet embrace. And never go a day without seeing your shining face. Around you I shed happy tears. Around you I have no fears. I am yours to have and to hold. Your kisses save me from the greatest cold. I don't want your love to go away. But I also want you here to stay. In my heart I want only you. To be there in whatever we do. I shall not push you to stay, But my love for you shall never pass away. Take my soul, body, and heart. I just hope that we will never part. Take these words and keep them near. Because in my life, I already hold you dear.

Give To Every Day
There will always be a reason to give up, and there will always be a reason to keep going. The question is, which reason will you choose to focus upon? Your troubles will get the best of you if you give all your time and attention to them. But you always have another choice. You can give your attention to the positive possibilities. You can choose to focus upon what's right with life. There is something you can do in this very moment to create a little bit of positive value in your world. Though it may not seem like much, just one small positive action can have an enormous impact. Even the smallest step has a clear and unmistakable direction. When you choose to take action, you choose to take control. Don't allow your life to be defined by the difficulties that come your way. For beyond them all, you have something unique and beautiful to give to every day. -- Ralph Marston

Why Did Jesus Fold The Napkin
Why did Jesus fold the napkin? An unusual approach to a biblical story Why did Jesus fold the linen burial cloth after His resurrection? I never noticed this.... The Gospel of John (20:7) tells us that the napkin, which was placed over the face of Jesus, was not just thrown aside like the grave clothes. The Bible takes an entire verse to tell us that the napkin was neatly folded, and was placed at the head of that stony coffin. Early Sunday morning, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene came to the tomb and found that the stone had been rolled away from the entrance. She ran and found Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one whom Jesus loved. She said, 'They have taken the Lord's body out of the tomb, and I don't know where they have put him!' Peter and the other disciple ran to the tomb to see. The other disciple out ran Peter and got there first. He stooped and looked in and saw the linen cloth lying there, but he didn't go in. Then Simon Peter arrived and went in

Heavy Laden Heart
I always feel like a failure, it’s the plain, yet brutal truth. I am good at being the wounded victim – after all it is all that I have known for many years. Love has never been kind or wholly good to me, I have this knack for finding and dumping my soul into people who pain and ravish my heart without avail. It is difficult for me to trust, that is no secret. I used to be this completely trusting person and walked through life seemingly with these blinders on, ignorant to the fact that my life was being made a mockery of until repeatedly they were knocked from my minds eye and I was brought back to earth and the harsh reality that wholesome and true is not what most people are. I do have someone in my life that I love so very much; and though I feel he is worthy of my trust and all that is me, I fight this urge to be this typical brokenhearted girl. I feel myself running into this emotional brick wall all the time because my heart is leaning and questioning; unknowingly it’s searchi

Conjectural Contemplation
It’s true. I spend too much time worrying about other people. I worry about their happiness, their health and the dynamics between them and I. I can honestly say that often, too many times, I place others before myself and in turn leave my own heart and health broken and at the mercy of the waves of the world. I have been really sick, in fact, I have a bleeding ulcer and possibly some other health concerns that are due largely in part to the enormous amount of stress in my daily life. Worse, I feel helpless almost every day and fight to hold on to the things that bring me joy, even though I often feel them slipping through my fingers like sand and slowly escaping me. I am in love, with someone whom I think is simply amazing. Yet, somehow I feel this sense of desperation and emptiness. His heart is a muddled mess of confusion and full of battle wounds from loves’ once lost. Each day I grow closer to this man and pray that I am enough, I want to help him, hold him and show him how goo

Time Is Wasting
You walk away with no word,you walk back in like you never left.what are you doing?What do you want?You hide,you play games.you can't look me in the eye and tell me what you want to say the most.I know the truth and so do you.What are you waiting for?My time here is short.I need to live my life for now.I can't and wont wait much longer.I won't come back a second time.Just look at me and tell me what you want so badly to say to me.It hurts just a little and then it is gone.Then there is happiness and joy and yes,sometimes some more pain but,we do it together as one and not apart and hurting all the time. You make my heart hurt and you make it swell with joy.You saved me and then destroyed me.I don't know where I am going but I know i want to go with you.take my hand,hold it tight and we will be just fine.hold me close and never let me go.Kiss me like we will never see one another again.Enjoy every moment we have together.Life goes fast and your taking to long to live it with me.I see th

Last Embrace
May I have one last kiss, Before we say good bye? Can I taste your lips of red wine, Just one last time? Hold me tight so that I can remember your warm embrace. Your strong arms around me, And feel your strength. I want to smell you, So that your scent lingers with me. Run your fingers through my long brown hair, Look deep into my eyes, Say you will always remember me. Let the good memories linger on. Making us still frames in time Hold close to your heart our last embrace, Until we meet again somewhere in time. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

An Officer's Life
An Officer's Life...... You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding. He just worked an accident where people died because they were going too fast! ____________ _________ ____ You wonder why that cop was so mean. He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a child ____________ _________ _________ _________ You work for 8 hours. He works for up to 18 hours. ____________ _________ ____ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the night keeps him awake. ____________ _________ _____ You complain of a "headache" and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before. ____________ _________ _____ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside. ____________ _________ _____ You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes su

New Shit
Well that time as come again and well all know that I have been through hell and well I am not being handed anything that God dose'nt think I can't handle. Yet I am still gonna rant about a few things that tend to set my temper off. So here goes! 1. People that for some reason think that talking out your problems is best and always helps... my response to that is as follows.. First off if I want you to know I will tell you! Second off it may be benificial in some cases but not all, I for one feel that talking about it is not getting shit taken care of when the matter requires action and not jaw jackin! Third off if I want your oponion I will make sure to ask you, yet you must be special enough for me to confide in, in the first place. 2. Users! Yeah I am calling all you out! Ever think that someone was put on this earth to cater to you? How about when they have nothing left to offer you, you decide that you need to find someone that he just that little bit more? Lets not forg

Employee Placement Method
Does your organization struggle with the problem of properly fitting people to jobs? Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement. Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing. - If they have taken the table apart in that time, put them in Engineering. - If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance. - If they are screaming and waving their arms, send them off to Manufacturing. - If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them. - If they are writing up the experience, send them to Tech Pubs. - If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security. - If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing. - If they've left early, put them in Sales. - And if they're all bullying

Where Do Babies Come Out?
Where Do Babies Come Out? > > > A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" > > "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. > > "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

*cheer*
i'm gainfully employed again!! the company that i was working for has landed a million-dollar contract with one of our larger customers, so they can afford to make payroll again. they called me, wanting me to come back. i start on monday. it's a good feeling.

You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I'm a neat freak~ 2: I love blow jobs~ 3: I have very high testosterone~ 4: I'm claustrophobic~ 5: I drink from the milk carton~ 6: I think too much~ 7: I fear relationships~ 8: I never put the toliet seat down~ 9: My son and I have the same dimples on our ass~ 10: When I drink too heavy I pee off of my balcony~ Kara: you will pay for this!!!!! Lmao~

The Family
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ WE INVITE YOU TO COME VISIT OUR PAGES AND TALK TO US. WE WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU CLUB F.A.R. LOVIN..!! First for all those who dont know what Club F.A.R. stands for, here it is. "F.=FAN / A.=ADD / R.=RATE (Just the Profile Page)". All Club members "MUST DO ALL 3" to all other members. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ All current and new Club F.A.R. Members must do or be the following 1. Have the whole name Club F.A.R. some where in their names. We dont discriminate, you may also stay in your other families, but if your other families do not want Club F.A.R. in your name, We will appreciate if you bow out of the family instead of being removed. 2. You must at least be a level 5 3. You must have a SALUTE pic 4. We expect you to regulate each other as far as if someone doesnt return the Fan Add or Rate you first, Try to leave them a message notifyin

Animal Rescue
Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple... Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute (How about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/ /www.theanimalrescuesite.com/>

Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (dj Muzik-al's Spun Out Mish Mash Mix)
Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (DJ Muzik-AL's Spun Out Mish Mash Mix) 7.26 cut'n'paste remix of this dance floorfilla. 4 mixes were used to make this and listen out for The Black Eyed Peas in there somewhere with her little lady bumps. BPM 126-128-130-134 To listen/download FREE http://www.esnips.com/doc/6cd8e0a9-a06b-4a72-921a-bbf073343095/Dead-Or-Alive---You-Spin-Me-Round-(DJ-Muzik-ALs-Spun-Out-Mish-Mash-Mix)-[www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com]

Tequila And Salt
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10 When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11 Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. And always remember.... when life hands you Lemons, a

Piece Of Heaven
The smallest piece of heaven Is when I talk to you The smallest piece of heaven Is when I rake my brain for words The smallest piece of heaven Is when I stop to sigh The smallest piece of heaven Is when time flies by The smallest piece of heaven Is when I giggle in my seat The smallest piece of heaven Is when I can't find a retreat The smallest piece of heaven Is when I try to be sane The smallest piece of heaven Is when I see your name.

Grrrr...
my mood has been going downhill the last week or so. it's times like this when i wonder about whether or not i'm depressed. i was diagnosed with bipolar affective disorder when i was 16. i haven't been on meds for about 13 years, and i've done just fine, so most of the time i think the diagnosis was bunk. anyway, i go through these cycles sometimes - my mood sinks to a certain point where i want desperately to be in the world around me, but at the same time i feel cut off from it and don't know how to make contact. hard to explain... when i get to that point, i write. i'm not there yet, and it's really frustrating. lol i tried to write last night, and it came out really lame, so i pitched it. guess i'll have to wait a little longer. in the meantime, here is seepage from Mike Knott's brain. he is one of my favorite songwriters. it's called "rocket and a bomb" all I ever wanted was a good job some bus fare a rocket and a bomb uh huh, yeah-heah had a dream i'd be a

Poem From My Good Friend Jim
As seasons come and seasons go I dream of a love made not long ago Even with a distance so far I know that our love will not bar For you on one side and I on the other I see you every day, in my minds eye You are here right by my side I find myself in a place unknown to me For other women I don’t even see For my world around you it does abound No matter who else may be around. If only the courage to tell you I had Then to fly out to see you what a time we would have Just to hold your hand, and kiss your sweet lips To see your face, would be total bliss Yet here I lay like a bump on a log Sad to say I’m as broke as a dog One day it is my deepest desire To come to your arms and lay by your side I could then die happy everything would then be right.

Work Info
Just so ya'll know I am not ignoring anyone... I have a new position at work and can't spend much time here.. I miss my friends and will try and check in as much as possible. I will be signed in but not "on" if you know what I mean.. :( sorry! Love ya! ~Beth

Fat Chics
There's been a lot of crap lately about fat girls, BBW's, fluffy, chubby women. Whatever you want to call them. I saw in one MUMM a response that asked "how much validation do fat girls need". So I think I'll take the time to answer that. First a few questions though: 1. How many 'no skinny chics' t-shirts have you ever seen? 2. How many "skinny" women were ever told "you'd be so pretty if you weren't so skinny"? 3. How many "skinny" women have walked through a store and were pointed at by some rude child that laughed and said "mommy look at the skinny woman over there"? How many "fat" beauty/homecoming/prom queens do you know? None! Right? That's because "fat" people aren't the beautiful people. If "fat chics" need validation then give it to them. Lets face it.......you're all begging for validation.......A/R/F me please, someone buy me a blast, prove i'm popular, prove to me i'm worth knowing, pay me fubucks to look at my pics (WTF??) no one is

Tag You're It!
The rules are: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog about 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No Tag backs. 1) People think I'm snobby or bitchy, but I'm really almost painfully shy at times. 2) I'm a cat person (and YES I just adopted a dog!!! LOL) 3) I'm addicted to tattoos and piercings. (tongue, nipples, and clit hood; one tat so far on my left chest) 4) I hate it when people don't use correct punctuation, spelling, and grammar. 5) I have a really horrible red-neck accent that I would LOVE to get rid of! 6) I accept people as they are...I do not judge. 7) I'm a pillow/bed/cover hog. 8) Idiotic people annoy me. 9) People that want to shove their opinions/beliefs down my throat piss me off. 10) I love being a nurse!! I'm tagging: 1) ramon601 2) *"T"* 3) xXXChrisXXx 4) bull59 5) **MRmostunderated**

X-day
2morrow i have decided im not answering the phone and im not answering the door. 2morrow will be used 4 productivity. I've been really a little 2 good 2 my neighborz lately. Not many of them have carz so instead of taking a bus or the taxi....they call me. Well now ive been getting knocks on my door repeatedly. i cant even finish a discusion with anyone without someone needing something. ANd yes the messengerz have been BOGGED with messagez along with the phone. So...they will probably be cut off 2. So yes 2morrow....i cut myself off with the outside world. Its X-day....time 2 be social with myself and finally do some thinking about MY life WITHOUT interruptionz about anyone elsez.

911 Truth Grassroots Organizer Strategy, Monthly Conference Call
911 Truth Grassroots Organizer Strategy, Monthly Conference Call Our call been moved to next Thursday in honor of Valentines Day on 14th Conference call 2/21, 9:00 PM Eastern Time, 6 PM Pacific Time During this call we will discuss our strategy listed below and actions being taken and other topics to be announced. Grassroots Strategic Plan, First Quarter, 2008 Optimizing our limited resources requires an effective and evolving strategy. Through the idea generation from our last grassroots conference call, the Boston Tea Party and numerous emails we have accumulated many great suggestions for the truth movement. We are able to get three underway as “New Initiatives”. We also have “Ongoing Projects” that address many suggestions given. In addition there were many good suggestions that we cannot cover with our present budget and we are asking you to “Get Involved” New Initiatives Monthly Grassroots “Tool” Conference: On the fourth Thursday of

Tag Your It !!!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1.I have had grey hair from the age of 10 2.I married my ex twice,and single again 3.I have a Valentines sweetheart,but don't know if she knows it(onesxybrat) haha 4. I help manage one of the worlds leading preasure washer conpanies in the us,me and richard,,we also manage a animal shelter with 49 cats and 24 dogs 5.I am a full blooded country boy at heart 6.I like peanutbutter,jelly and cheese sandwich 7. I'm a shy person,but warm up super fast,just joking i'm really shy 8. I would like to think there is more to life than fubar but i'm addicted damn it 9.Oh yea,i'm a blueberry farmer,,,more like wanta be but i try..

Bloggin For Ejaculatus
BULLETIN - a brief public notice issuing usually from an authoritative source; specifically: a brief news item intended for immediate publication or broadcast SILENCE!!!!!!! A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GREAT OZ! GOOD PEOPLE OF FUBAR †BAUER† WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING THAT AFFECTS US ALL; NO, I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT GENITAL WARTS OR SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAWSUITS, I AM TALKING ABOUT BULLETIN ABUSE. NOW I REALIZE YOU THINK PEOPLE WHO POST TWO BULLETINS EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES ALL DAY ARE JUST FUCKING INSANE SHUT IN ASSHOLES WHO TALK TO THE POSTMAN AND ORDER PEZ DISPENSERS OFF OF EBAY, BUT I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THEY ARE NOT. THEY HAVE A SICKNESS, A DISORDER AND BEWARE!!!! YOU COULD CATCH IT NEXT. I AM TALKING ABOUT BULLETIN EJACULATUS --> --> --> --> THE DETAILS ON THIS COMMON AND STRANGE DISORDER ARE SKETCHY, MAYBE EVEN MADE UP. EITHER WAY I AM HERE TO HELP YOU IDENTIFY IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE VICTIMS BECAUSE EDUCATION IS PREVENTION. SYMPT

Meet My Owners
THREE OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE TO HAVE OWN YOU ARE RIGHT HERE.. HIT EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM UP SHOW MAD LOVE TO THEM ALL..TKS ~ Phoenix ~@ fubar onesxybrat.."Fu owner of Domking123(RD PROFILE..B4 ADDING AS FRIEND@ fubar PITA BUNNY {owned by CORKY1952}{owner of DOMKING123}@ fubar

A Little Deer For Diner?
So we are right in the middle of fixing diner. The girls are both working late so they will not be home for diner. On the TV is a movie I have seen before but liked so I am watching it again somewhere in the middle, I often will do that. The Movie is called The Punisher kind of a shoot’em up flick where an FBI agent apparently kills a mafia king’s kid who was bad but it doesn’t matter so in retaliation the mafia hires thugs to wipe him out however in a move to make his wife feel better she wants this man’s whole family dead…yeah not a PG rated movie by far, so anyway I just threw on some bacon because I love Brussel sprouts with bacon, I know I know the bacon is not good for me…don’t go all Richard Simmons on me quite yet. So I just put in the bacon so I could fly back into the living room and watch the diner scene which is quite funny, and no there was no killing in that scene but as I am exiting the kitchen and it is a big kitchen Bonnie starts scream Deer, DEER DEER! I am like w

Tag You're It.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i've never been to a funeral. 2. my childhood was the happiest days in my life. 3. i live in Aberdeen,Scotland. 4. new york is my dream destination. 5. my first job was a furniture removal man. 6. the only country i've ever visited was spain. 7. my dream job is archaeology. 8. i hate politics. 9. i can drink a pint of beer in 3 seconds.(honestly.) 10. i had a huge crush on Victoria principal when i was a kid. i'm not tagging anyone,but if you want to play along,thats fine.

What Is This World Coming To ...........
IT is so sad when you pick up a morning paper and this first thing you read about is a child being murdered..........where are the parents of these children or are they the ones murdering them . My heart breaks evertime i hear this . If the parents don't want these children why have them they do have such things called birth control.are adoption ..... I have been so blessed i have a child of my own and 2 that are not my mine but i love them just the same . And i would feel sorry for the person who hurt one of my children. My mom baby sat a child one time for that a little boy who was 4 years old and the mom came and picked the child up .just another day so we thought .My mom was an early riser so she thought it was kinda strange that the police was all over our neighbor hood that morning .The mother had let her so called boyfriend beat that little boy to death that nite .And what the hell did she do about it she didn't even call the police until it was to late .The little boy had ever

Trucks
to all who hate us on the road if u have it a truck brought it must u always cut us off we cannt stop on a dime and if u blew a tire while cutting us off ur dead no ifs and or buts cuz we wouldnt be able to stop blind spots why must u drive alont side my tractor tires for miles u know what happends if one of them blows right through ur car guess what ur dead so the 1 sec u save by cuting us of not letting us over ridding in r blind spots really worth ur live and the kids u have in back seat

No Its Not About Sex
ANOTHER THING THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF .IS HOW CAN A MOTHER LEAVE A CHILD IN A CAR FOR SEVEN FREAKING HOURS . TO COME OUT AND DISCOVER THAT HER CHILD IS DEAD . I FIND THAT THE MOST STUPIDIST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD . HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOUR CHILD IS NOT WITH YOU . DO WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY ON PEOPLE WHO JUST DON'T CARE ANY MORE IM GLAD I HAVE A HEART AS BIG AS TEXAS LOL .I TOOK MY BABIES WITH ME EVERWHERE I WENT WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND MY 10 YEAR OLD STILL GOES WITH HIM . I DON'T TRUST TO MANY PEOPLE WITH MY CHILD .AND LEAVING A CHILD IN A CAR SO YOU CAN GO OUT AND PARTY I FIND THAT TOTALLY DISGUSTING YOU NEED TO BE HOG TIED AND THROWN IN THE TRUNK ..... AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN BREATH AND BROUGHT OUT AND PUT BACK IN AGAIN .

The Smile You Can't Fake
AUTOBIOGRAPHY -Prologue- 1.Who took your profile picture? my default right now is of Kelly Clarkson from her video "Behind these Hazel Eyes" which song goes to how i've been feeling lately 2.Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now? pj pants from grandma... shirts are work shirts just too lazy to take them off. lol 3.What is your current problem? hmmm problem??? guys & my hip .lol 4.What makes you most happy? my friends... and hugs lol 5.What's the name of the song your listening to? "black Orchid" by Blue October Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU ¢¾ 1.NiCKNAME? umm... don't really have one... but some call me Jo... a teacher that passed away he called me JoJo... uhh... and back in the day I was called Joey.. 2.Eye color? brown....blahh :P 3.Hair color? whatever u want it to be 4.Height? 5'3" I know im short ________________________________________________________ Chapter 2: FAMILY ¢¾ 1.Do you live with your p

You've Been Tagged Hahaha!!!!!!
WELL, first, don't laugh at anyone who has been tagged, it gets you tagged! :( Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1)I am a little flirt. 2)I am a very out going kind of person that anybody could ever meet. 3)I'm what u would call a happy go lucky person. 4)I really like a good horror flick that is w worth watching 5)i really like to read a good book once in a while(but it has to be a good 1). 6)i'm always chatting with my best friend to get the scoop on things. 7)driving is my specialty(i should become the next nascar driver). 8)when i go tanning under my ass cheeks never always white. 9)i never leave without my cell because my friend julz might be texting me some goo

A Poem
One day a loved one died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the young girl was stuck with a pain of learning that sometime there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes a way. Never to return before we can say good-bye or say " I love you" So while we have it... it's best we love it... and care for it & fix it when it's broken & take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriages... and friendship,.... and children with a bad report cards. And dogs with bad hips. And again parents & grandpaents. We keep them because they are worth it. Because we cherish them! Somethings we keep-- like a best friendwho moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just somethings that makes up happy, No matter what. Life is important, & so we keep them close.

Love Lost And Life Inside
Tear my heart and destroy my soul. I have nothing left to give. The greatest fear I had it seems has somehow come to be. I wanted to live, I had a reason before. What is my reason now when all I feel is sore. I can not take this hurt again inside me oh so deep. Why did you cut me so deep when I all needed was you. I know I love you and I always will it seems, but I have another to think about deep down inside of me. I hope this will pass cause this causes so much pain. I do not want to lose that part of you that starts to grow inside. What can I say that can make it all go away, to make you come back to me and feel this life inside. So when that day comes and I hope it will come to term, I will not speak ill of you to one small and true. When I think of daddy, i'll shed a silent tear; for love I had and lost on this true love's day. Forever will that scar be there to remind me of this day and what I lost in love today I gained a life inside of me.

We Chose Our Dates!!!
MOST OF SARGES BAD GIRLS PICKED THEIR VALENTINE DATES; CHECK THEM OUT! FuOwned By Photobug & BigSexy ~ MishNumber1 ♥ WISEUKF Owner ♥ SUP & ClubFAR@ fubar chose: ~Tom~ Fu-Owned By ~sTaR~@ fubar glitter-graphics.com ♥sTaRr♥ of The Graveyard Family & Owned By RelliK ~♥~ Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar chose: RelliK the BerzerkeR of ThE GraveyarD-sTaRr's Master-Security for DLS@ fubar glitter-graphics.com milfsweetie/ Fu-Lover to TNT Bunny/ EAGLEFISH is my Valentine Date!!! / fu-wife of DEISEL@ fubar chose: eaglefish@ fubar glitter-graphics.com Goddess }|{ Devine~PapaJoe's Valentine~Fu-Owned by Shalamar & LizzieK~Sarge's Bad Girls~

Good Bye
Good Bye Look at this. Look at me. Look how sad I am. Look at where I am. Look what I have done. Look at what you have done. Look at what I have become. Look at what you have done to me. Look at what you have made me. Look at what I have to say to you, "Thank you very Fucking much!" You Fucking LOSER!!!! By : Me "KayK" Spence

Scumfucks
MARCH 18, 2008 11:30 CHECK OUT THIS UNSOLICITED MAIL I RECEIVED HERE ON FUBAR! check out the email address : well hung arian??? LOLOLOL from: wellhungarianforyou@yahoo.com subject: Yahoo! Auto Response received: 03/18/2008 11:28 pm replied: no block this member Thank you for your response. If you are interested in a tantra session with either myself or with us as a couple or alone with a female Tantrica Student you will reach us quicker if you call for Alex at 818-397-3367 For general information http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/650629/the_tantric_student.html Thank you again and have a fabulously pleasurable day! CHECK OUT THIS UNSOLICITED MAIL I RECEIVED HERE ON FUBAR! from: wellhungarianforyou@yahoo.com subject: Yahoo! Auto Response received: 03/18/2008 11:28 pm replied: no block this member Thank you for your response. If you are interested in a tantra session with either myself or with us as a couple o

Come
by Silkyheat© I want to climb on top of you all slick and sweaty and hot and hold your throbbing sword deep inside my silky heat I long to feel your pulse pushing against my softness pushing for more and more winding the tension springs higher Don't give me your sweetness give me your hard edges your rough, unfinished planes your unvarnished strength Hold me over and under you and plunge into my wet sea feel the waves crash over you as my tide pulls you in Die inside my honeyed whirlpool be reborn in ecstasy's liquid rest forever on the shore of my love come...

Mommys Little Angels
MOMMYS LITTLE ANGELS FOR MY TWINS 02/17/08 WELL MOMMYS LITTLE ANGELS I WANT YOU TO KNOW IM THINKING OF YOU. IT HAS BEEN 9 YEARS SINCE GOD TOOK YOU FROM US. I WOUNDER WHATYOU BOTH LOOK LIKE AND HOW BIG YOU HAVE GROWN? WHAT YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM WOULD BE AND WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOUR BIG BROTHER MIKEY IN? I STILL DONT KNOW WHY YOU WERE TAKEN? THE EMPTINESS I FELT WHEN U LEFT ME WAS SO PAINFUL. DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG THAT U BOTH DID NOT WANT ME AS YOUR MOMMY? DID GOD NEED YOU MORE? IF SO COULD HE HAD WARNED ME OF HIS PLANES FOR YOU BOTH? DADDY AND I HAVE ALWAYS WOUNDERED THIS. I KNOW THAT YOU BOTH ARE LITTLE ANGELS WATCHING OVER US, AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE UP THERE WITH POP, MOM, AND PAPA GAIL. I HOPE THAT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MISS YOU. I WAS GIVEN ONE GIFT BEFORE YOU LEFT ME. I WAS ABLE TO SEE ON THAT TV IN THE DOCTORS OFFICE. HOWEVER, I ONLY WISHED I COULD HAVE FELT YOU , HOLD YOU BOTH AND EVEN TO KISS YOUR LITTLE HEADS GOOD NIGHT. I HAVE ALWAYS BEE

Fear And Failure
Fear defeats more people than any other one thing in the world. -Ralph Waldo Emerson. i went skydiving yesterday and to be a certified skydiver, you have to take a 6 hour training course where you're briefed on emergency procedures, how to fall correctly in the relative wind, landing a parachute and other things relative to learning how to sky dive correctly. and believe me there is alot to know. it's called an AFF training course, which stands for Advanced FreeFall training. it consists of a 6-8 hour classroom course, and 7 jumps with a progression in increased difficulty for each jump. a couple weeks ago, i laid down $1300 for my AFF training and took my first skydive school and first jump, everything went very well for the first jump, i was very confident going into the jump, piloted my parachute to the ground and landed well. afterwards, i was glowing, exhuberant and exstatic about learning to skydive, the whole ju

Wanna Make Money In Real Life?
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Randomness
Why is it that we never seem to find what we are looking for? Is it because we are looking for something that is not real or unobtainable? Or do we always seem to make bad choices? I wish I knew. Why is that people as say everything is fine or great when you ask them how they are? Am I the only one who is not always fine or great? And if so, can someone please tell me your secret? Is it too much to want the man who cant live without you? Will love you forever? Wants to cry when you cry or at least gives a crap to why you are crying in the first place. IS he really out there? Or does it always fade away after time? Ok these are my ramblings for now. Just a few thoughts I had. Kisses to you all!!

Can't Wait.
I am just so excited about going to see Three days grace. I have been wanting to see them in concert since I was living in Oklahoma. So here is my second chance. But don't worry I am going to be taking millions of photos when I go. I am rambling I know but I am just blowing some time before I have to go to work. I love my job and I get paid great money. Pretty soon I am going to have my own house and car. I am going to get my license too. Well thats all that new it the beautiful mind of me. xoxox-Candi

A White Rose
A White Rose "The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips." ~ John Boyle O'Reilly

Singapore-style Chicken Wings
Singapore-Style Chicken Wings with Ginger and Beer Prep time: 15 minutes Marinating time: 2 to 4 hours Grilling time: 20 to 25 minutes Marinade 1 package Black Peppercorn Marinade Mix 1 cup beer 1/4 cup soy sauce 2 tablespoons honey 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1 tablespoon grated fresh ginger 16 chicken wings, wing tips removed 1. In a large, resealable plastic bag combine the marinade ingredients. Add the wings. Press the air out of the bag and seal tightly. Turn the bag to distribute the marinade, place the bag in a bowl, and refrigerate for 2 to 4 hours, turning the bag occasionally. 2. Remove the wings from the bag and the let the excess liquid drip back into the bag. Discard the marinade. Grill the wings over direct low heat (250°F to 350°F), with the lid closed as much as possible, until browned on both sides, about 10 minutes, turning once. Then move the wings over indirect medium heat (350°F to 450°F) and continue to cook until the meat is no longe

Random
Nine Ways To Win My Heart 1. Have an intelligent debate with me. 2. Listen. Really listen. 3. Feed me. 4. Love my children. 5. Own a dog. 6. Accept my faults. 7. Be open to ANYTHING. 8. Be honest, loyal, and patient 9. Tell me you are a Red Dwarf fan. Eight Things I Want To Do Before I Die 1. Be the most infamous manslut in history. 2. Achieve something beautiful. 3. Find "The One". 4. Go to New Zealand. 5. Go to Amsterdam. 6. Kiss Jerri Ryan. 7. Invent something useful. 8. Own a large house. Seven Ways To Annoy Me 1. Show up,be human. 2. Wake me up. 3. Be self-righteous 4. thrive in apathy and ignorance 5. Be a hypocrite. 6. Steal from me. 7. Be crule to animals. Six Things I Believe In 1. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. 2. < > ^v ^v l r a b gets you unlimited lives on Contra. 3. Women are crazy. 4. The shit never distributes evenly after it hits the fan. 5. It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full,just

Where Are These Kinda Guys?
We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us the hell off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you "you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning", we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong! We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is Confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Not arrogance! Confidence! Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." Kiss us when no one's wat

Ironman
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Dj Greenmomma
Come on over to AfterShock Radio Bar & Grill and hang out with DJ Greenmomma She gets the house rockin with classic rock And Plays some of the greatest oldies hits If YOU wanna have a ROCKIN Good Time.... You know the place to be...It's AfterShock Radio Bar & Grill Or if you're in for a real treat... Come on over to AfterShockRadio.net We've got arcade games...a chat box right on the front page.. And a message board where you can keep in contact with your FAVORITE DJ's!!!! All of our DJ's do their best to play the songs you want to hear And we take requests!!! OUR DJ'S ~*~OWNERS~*~ DJ Brown Eyed Dave DJ Mercedeeze Laine ~*~MANAGERS~*~ DJ Shadow DJ Brae ~*~LEAD DJ~*~ DJ Kulvir ~*~DJ'S~*~ DJ Will Von DJ Raven Lady X DJ Diesel DJ Logan DJ Sweetnessa DJ Babyemma DJ Greenmomma DJ Zombie DJ Hawkeye DJ Kickass

Forgiveness
For the longest time I have spent a LOT of time and energy hating those who have wronged me. Always wanting to see them hurt as I had been. Then a very wise person told me the ultimate revenge for these people was forgiveness. Of course at the time I didn't see it. Didn't understand what he's meant by it. Now I do. If I forgive these people I can move on, forget it all. They cannot. They will always have to live with what they have done to me. They cannot forgive themselves for what they have done. I do however forgive them. I want them to know that I am over and past it all. I am happy, and stronger because of what they did. No longer do I feel the hatred I used to feel. I am at peace now with all of it. Lies, betrayal, ALL OF IT! I am looking forward to a future with no more hatred, no feelings of revenge. I wasted too much of my time feeling this way already and for what reason? It was not worth it, and I am past it now. Good luck to all of you who hurt me, I hope

Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE WANNA ROCK YOUR WORLD AT THE BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE WITH THE BEST IN ROCK, METAL, AND INDEPENDENT MUSIC AROUND CLICK ON THE PIC TO JOIN THE PARTY DJ BARTAB ON AIR TO TAKE YOUR REQUEST AND ROCK OUT YOUR FAVORITE TUNES Make your own Myspace Pimpin Text at MyToolSpace.com

Sitting Here Wondering...
well I'm sitting here at work tonight...sick as hell...miserable as hell...and in alot of pain...I've made alot of mistakes in my life...I'm not proud of them...and right now I'm not very proud of myself...I've fallen in love with the most wonderful man on this earth...and we've been together for almost 5 fantastic months...during this time I have done alot of shit that I never meant to do...and I've done alot of stupid shit that has hurt him...this doesn't mean that I love him any less...cuz I do love him...I love him more and in a way that I have never loved anyone else in my life...I'd die for him that's how much he means to me...how do I convince him how much I love him and that I want to change and be a better person for him...he makes me want to be a better person...and I'm trying so hard...but I just keep doing these little screw ups...and everytime it makes him lose trust in me...and I don't want that anymore...I don't know why I do the things I do...I don't know why I have no

Thank You Is The Best I Can Do
my friends are the best a person could ever wish to have they are here for me when i am happy and they are here for me when i am sad they know all the right things to say to make me believe in myself again they will do or say anything to help me cheer up quick i will never be able to give them enough thanks for how they help me through anytime when i am hurting or feeling sad and blue my friends are very different from each other in many way's but yet they stand strong together to help me move on in my life when things tend to go astray so i write this poem for them all its my way of saying thanks you all are very special to me everyday never will i have such great friends as all of you are to me every single day!!

Insparation
You say you don't inspire me, That statement holds no truth. You've helped me recapure something, I haven't seen since my youth. The days I was gone, Weighed like years on my heart. The sun didn't shine,no birds sang, my pen almost idle,I didn't know where to start. This morning when I awoke, And saw that beautiful face. My words sprang back to life, My heart back in it's place. You say you don't inspire me, On this you can rest assured. Without you my pen would fall from my hand, On that you have my word.

A Tribute To The 90s...
A Tribute To The 90s… - “I’m not feeling so hot. I was fine before I went to the Persian Gulf to liberate Kuwait. I keep asking the doctors down at the V.A. if there’s anything wrong with me. They just keep telling me not to worry about it.” - “Car 19 to Car 24, do you copy?” “Copy Car 19.” “Yeah, I got a black guy here by the name of Rodney King. He really hasn’t done anything so I figured you could help us kick the shit out of him.” “What did he do?” “Ummm…he’s black. Ooops, I mean PCP! He’s on PCP!” “Be there in five.” - “Nirvana Rocks!!!!” “I know, dude! ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ is an awesome song.” “Actually, I was referring to the state of spiritual enlightenment and bliss.” “…the what?” - The following is a summary of many of the conversations my high school girlfriend and I had. (GF = Girlfriend; ME = Me) GF: “Hey, honey. What’s up?” ME: “Nothing much. Watching The Real World.” (That would be the original and only true Real World – Season 1 in New Yo

Last Night On Idol...
Good Morning. If you are not a watcher of the American Idol show on FOX then this will be a boring Blog today for you. As a family we watch it, heck some pretty great performers have daunted the stage over the years. Whether you enjoy ROCK, SOUL, COUNTRY or POP there has been various additions to those areas and some pretty fabulous ones if you ask me. Chris Daughtry has to be one of the best ROCK performers that graced the stage. Carrie Underwood on COUNTRY and for those POP lovers I believe Kelly Clarkson has done very well. So onto last nights show and the first four to get the axe. Honestly Colton Berry and Joanne Borgella should not have made the top 24…Please! The one dude that Colton beat out to advance to the 24 would not have been the Idol, but sung better then Colton by far. As for Joanne she did not impress me either, the gal she beat should have been there. The other two that received the boot last night and I did not shed a tear for, and what is the deal with the women cry

Ooopse
Just to let all know my black jack phone display is broken so i may not get txt messages ect .... lol txting blind is not soo much fun ... and i cannot check my v-mail (no access to a land line) so im not ignoring anyone ... Hope all have a great weekend Brian

Sticky Bully For 25k In Fu Bux ??
~~BOSSLADYWITDASEXXYEYEZ'S GIVEAWAY~~ **PLEASE READ IN FULL** -- I'M RAISING AMOUNT OF FU-BUX GIVING AWAY-- BUT U GOTTA JOIN TO FIND OUT :D 1st Place. 25,000 COMMENTS= 7 DAY BLAST & 15,000 FU-BUX 2nd Place. 20,000 COMMENTS= 3 DAY BLAST & 10,000 FU-BUX 3rd Place. 17,000 COMMENTS= 1 DAY BLAST & 6,000 FU-BUX ** ONE WITH MOST RATES GETS 1 DAY BLAST**ONLY ONE WINNER** **STARTS 12 PM EST THURSDAY FEB 21 AND ENDS SATURDAY MARCH 8 @ 12:05 AM EST. ~~ RULEZ ~~ 1. SFW PICTURES ONLY 2. NO DRAMA OR B.S. OR U WILL BE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEST 3. RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST,NO BASHING OR DOWNRATING 4. ONLY ONE WINNER PER PLACE 5. BOMBING ALLOWED AND SO IS SELF BOMBING 6. U WILL NEED TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND(JUST FOR CONTEST IF U WANT) 7. YOU HAVE TO PIMP YOURSELF OUT(BULLETINS,BLASTS, ETC..) 8. HAVE FUN !!! -- I'M RAISING AMOUNT OF FU-BUX GIVING AWAY-- BUT U GOTTA JOIN TO FIND OUT :D ** LET ME KNOW VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE(MY LI

This Is Comical!!!!
Ya know you woulda thought that I did something horrible or something, but now I got my family ignoring me cause one says if he talks to me he'll argue, the other one just doesn't wanna talk to me. Great!!!! Well hell, if that's the case, I might as well walk out right now and go do what I want and let them fend for themselves!!!! It's really nice to be subjected to this!!!! Such a nice gift to me and it's not even my birthday, thank you!!!! Screw This!!!!

A Moment With Sissy
Let me take you down a trip into memory lane..it is a memory of which that brings a smile to my face now as i look back upon it..every time i think about this memory of a moment when i embarrassed my daughter...aka Sissy...for those that dont know...i had gone up to get her and my son for the weekend and it was a friday night...the local teenagers are out in force as we pull into the McDonalds parking lot to grab something to eat before we strike out on that two and a half hour journey back to my house...as we enter the drive thru im begging them to stop arguing over who touched who first so they can let me know what they want to eat...you wouldnt believe they tried to convince me that they were not hungry all they wanted was an ice cream...yeah ok whateva!...i know better then that...knowing that half way thru eating and once their ice creams were gone and no were close to a store or another fast food place...they would be belly aching about being hungry...so i tell them im glad they

Proving It
Well...I've said the right things so far, I've just let my heart lead the way. Things are going great, she's starting to believe part of what I tell her. Now my only task is to prove I mean what I say. It will take time, and there will be moments I fail...but I think I'm up to the task. I have the rest of forever to make you understand my feelings, I have eternity to prove my love to you. I'm ready to prove it, if you are ready to be patient and let me try

Web 3.0: What's Next After What's Next-p2
he essence of the Web for business is the same as the essence of every business undertaking: communication, content, transaction, resolution, and mutual benefit. For some time now, and from now on, content will be the most essential element. Whether it's a product description or catalog entry, a price and specifications negotiation, an e-mail dialogue, a Web-based consultancy or Web-marketed hard goods, the ability of your business to deliver the appropriate content to the appropriate recipients is now the name of the business game. It's the same as it's always been — only, as the Web evolves, it's becoming different. Maybe very different. Among the biggest Web 3.0 (and beyond) buzzes right now is the pursuit of the semantic Web. What the semantic Web's enthusiasts promise is the transformation of everything on the Web — documents, videos, e-mails, music, images, everything — into elements of a database. This one database will stretch across, and through, the Web, and

A Moment In Time
A Moment In time Do not say anything my love Do not say a word What do we have to say What do we have to hear I know and you know that in this very instant there is no one but you and me Do not say anything my love Do not say a word. Brandi P

Chapter 7
Jesse drove to her meeting with the caseworker, feeling confident, for the first time, she knew if she just did everything the case plan said she would gain the custody of her children again. Cody 6, scared of being removed from his mama's loving arms, and Sarah, her four Yr. old precious little girl,7 born to her with a disability, Down's Syndrome , they called it, Jesse didn't care to her, they were her only reasons for living, and she 'would be damned if the State would take that away from her. They could not see how much her, and her loving angels needed each other, and their loving bond, right now they were at her mother's house, but it wasn't the same thing as having them with her, it was like they ripped her whole world away, and she was not going to let them get away with that. She 'tried to push the pain away, but it became overwhelming, and the hurt she was feeling, worked as a weapon against her, she resented all those involved, she resented her husband for pushing he

Sex
Sex So some people may not want to read Ok So now that I warned everybody so if you are reading this you know I am going to be talking about sex. So yeah here it goes people no holding back anymore. Well it has been about four or five months now so it has been sometime. But I can deal with it I have gone for like seven months or longer so hey. I mean I miss have someone around to hang out with and relax with plus have sex but oh well. Things are still really good me . Well except for my job but I am working my ass off to get that change as soon as possible. I can'y wait until I can quit my job. Anyways moving on. I am getttting a car and I am going back to school. So yeah back to the sex thing. I have been hornier then I have ever been I mean my hormons are at a higher level then they were when I was 18. But the only problem is that I have become exremely picky with who I want to have sex with. I blame mt ex for that but oh well. I mean the last time I had sex I went for six hours

How To Fall Into Love All Over Again
Strip For Me She said she wanted to have sex with strings attached; Only to her arms and wrist. Said she had, had her heart broken far too many times to even consider walking down that road again She said she only wanted to partake, in the physical. Said she, wanted me to fill her chest, with my treasure; Then afterwards, pretend like I had never even met her. But there was something about the way her insides taste after they had Marinated over night, that made me ponder What it would take to have this woman wake up next to me Every single morning for the rest of my LIFE To abandon my fears of abandonment, To make every woman who has come before her a blur! See the Fact of the matter is I want to reinvent the wheel with her. I want to find different reasons to be in love every single minute That's why I contemplate different positions to keep her interested Each and every single time that I'm IN IT! That's why I treat her sweet like Holy Water.

Hungry Promises
Sometimes when I speak to him I get the sensation of being lined up, Placed in a slot, Waiting for my number to be called. I thirst for another sensual puff of elation, That makes my head spin, That makes me forget That I hate standing in line; I hate being a number. I capture his attention, Like a glass prism that captures the light in all its glory. My brilliant mosaic reflection imprinted on the wall. He has a hungry, clutching grasp And eyes that could devour me whole. But my consumption is always diverted When something shinier saunters by. And click goes the slot. Painful clarity bubbles up to consciousness. Suddenly, I remember That I hate standing in line; I hate being a number. Again I cling to desperate promises In the hopes of remaining free Of his hungry, clutching grasp.

Poems
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who wants to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs for more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. _______________________________________________ MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

This Crazy Bitch
ok this is what is going on my husband and i have been married for 8 years and his ex grilfriend is just now trying to come around ..she has call our house and she works as a bus aide for the head start at my kids school so she looked up my phone number and address from my nieces info on school records..my husband says to leave it be he told her to fuck off i want to go and tell this bitch myself to back the fuck off what should i do i cant take this much longer....so if anyone has any info to help me out or what i should do please feel free to leave a comment on what to do....

Vacation
Since I haven't had a "real" vacation in about 8 years, I've decided to take off and have some fun in New York for St. Patrick's Day weekend...maybe longer, depends on my mood. Woot Woot! I've never been before, so recommendations on what to see and do is greatly appreciated. Thank you, thank you!

True Love
True love ~Tony Martinez People wonder about it People ask about it People search their entire lives for it True love is Finding that deep connection So powerful it blows you away each and everyday Be able to say I love you Right after they slap you and walk away Suffer indescribable pain Yet still smile and endure it all the more saying I love you Watch them hurt you And do nothing to stop it, still saying I love you Hear them say good bye All the while, STILL say I love you Wait day after painful day with open arms As the grow more and more distant Saying still I love you True love is letting youself suffer Without the one that completes you Refusing to settle for anything less No matter how great the pain I love you

Conessions Of A Broken Heart
Pain... Tension... Fatigue... Depression... Anger, Aggression, Frustration. All these unwanted sensations - Burning, hurting, tearing. My heart alone, cold and fearing. Why won't you let me sleep, let me rest, Let me forget To eradicate, eliminate, destroy all my regrets? These memories inside, swirling, twirling, unwilling to reside in the corner of my mind. Repeating, resisting, insisting - Refusing to be denied its recognition Of its position in my Frustration, Confusion, Delusion. Ah, to close my eyes and let time fly by, Because there's so much to gain By forgetting these dreams driving me insane. Unfocused, unclear, out of control, My world spinning, spinning, spinning, My sanity flying through the door. My reason, my logic, oh, it's tragic, Like fine sands running through my hands, I'm losing my mind.

Hide To Cry
I hide to cry because I have no where to call my own and "happily ever after" is a land too far away, just after once- upon- a- time; just this side of the rainbow and no one really cares anyway I hide to cry because I know I will never leave this place and dreams don't really come true its just all make- believe and it really doesn't matter I hide to cry because my weakness brings my tears and I have no one to hold me close no one here who loves me and no one really cares anyway I hide to cry because I embarrass the moon and she is my only friend but she's too far away to hold my hand and it really doesn't matter anyway I hide to cry because no one really cares anyway and is this pain even real it really doesn't matter and no one really cares anyway I hide to cry because no one validates my pain and no one really cares so why should I and it really doesn't matter anyway

Silly Little Johnny!
Little Johnny was walking in the woods one day with his Dad. On the way down the path, Johnny saw a fruitfly, and he squashed it against a tree. His father told him, 'You killed a fruitfly so now you can't have fruit for a week.' So they kept walking, and as the day went on, Johnny saw a butterfly. He tried to catch the butterfly, and accidently killed it. His father said, 'You killed a butterfly so now you can't have butter for a week.' So after a while they got tired and decided to go home. They walked into the kitchen and Johnny's Mom said, 'There was a nasty cockroach running around in here, but since you were gone I had to kill it!' Alarmed, little Johnny looked at his Dad, and said, 'Will you tell her, or should I?

Spring Break Is Coming
dunno what im gonna do. i NEED to get away from this house for a few days. i will go mental if i dont. i'd love nothing more than visiting another state for a few days. only prob is i dont know where to go...any ideas? if i dont do that then i will go camping for 4 or more days, i'd more than likely go to a widerness area-which is nothing but nature, no campgrounds, bathrooms etc. anyways ill figure something out. if you guys have any ideas let me know.

Snake Eats Family Dog As Kids Watch
BRISBANE, Australia (AP) -- A 16-foot python stalked a family dog for days before swallowing the pet whole in front of horrified children in the Australian tropics, animal experts said Wednesday. The boy and girl, aged 5 and 7, watched as the scrub python devoured their silky terrier-Chihuahua crossbreed Monday at their home near Kuranda in Queensland state. Stuart Douglas, owner of the Australian Venom Zoo in Kuranda, said scrub pythons typically eat wild animals such as wallabies, a smaller relative of the kangaroo, but sometimes turn to pets in urban areas. "It actively stalked the dog for a number of days," Douglas said. "The family that owned the dog had actually seen it in the dog's bed, which was a sign it was out to get it," he added. "They should have called me then, but (the snake) got away and three or four days later, I was called and went around and removed it" after the dog had been killed, Douglas said. By the time Douglas arrived, all that could be see

Ughh!!!!
Well, so this isn't fun. I feel like hell, probably look about as bad and it's hard to type, yet just thought I'd come on and let my friends know I probably won't be on today. I'm not sure what's wrong with me, but I'm going back to bed and hopefully I'll be better later. I want someone to take care of me, is that really bad???? :P I do it for everyone else. Ah well, here's to feeling better. Love you guys!!!! Leave me some love please to cheer me up!!!! I'll return it to ya!!!! Thanks to all who helped me with points yesterday!!!! :)

Joining The Mile High Club
She was on her way to visit her best friend in Texas that she hadn't seen in a few years and to attend her wedding. Her flight was scheduled for 6:30 in the evening and had arrived in plenty of time to check, in and have a leisurely drink. As she sat sipping at her drink, she noticed a man standing at the other end of the bar. He looked over at her and smiled raising his glass. As he finished his drink, he disappeared. Just as she finished her drink, she decided to go to the departure lounge. There were only a few people in the departure lounge. As she was looking around, she noticed someone who looked familiar. He saw her enter the departure lounge and all he could do was smile at her. A call went out over the loud speaker for the flight and all the passengers started boarding the plane. She took, her seat at the back of the plane and to her surprise the same man, who had been smiling at her, had a seat right next to her. She was wearing a short skirt and a blouse,

Listen Up Ass
THIS ONE IS FOR THE JERK WHO KEEPS SENDING ME NASTY LITTLE MESSAGES..I CANNOT RESPOND TO YOU IN THE WAY YOU DID ME SINCE YOU WENT CHICKEN SHIT AND BLOCKED ME..AND SINCE I KNOW YOU WILL READ THIS...HERE IS YOUR ANSWER..I IGNORED, NOR BLEW OFF ANYONE..I DIDNT EVEN HAVE INTERNET TILL THIS MORNING..EVERYONE KNOWS THIS...SO FOR YOU TO READ MY NEW NAME AND GET ALL UPPITY ABOUT IT..THEN ACCUSE ME OF BLOWING YOU OFF..WELL BUGGER OFF..IM NOT LETTIN ANYONE BRING ME DOWN NOW..I HAVE A GREAT NEW START..THIS IS MY TIME..YOU SAY YOU WERE BEING A FRIEND..WELL BULLSHIT, CAUSE A TRUE FRIEND WOULD STOP ACTING THIS WAY..IT ISNT THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE EITHER AND YOU KNOW IT..WELL, IM FOLLOWIN MY RULE...WALKIN AWAY..SO TAKE THAT, AND YOUR BLOCK, AND PUT IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE

Two Old Ladys
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style. The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom. "Gladys!" he exclaimed." For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in .... You look like an asshole." ..zz..

Shawna's New Job
My secretary buzzed the intercom to tell me that my interview had arrived. Sara was efficient and I knew she had her fill out the required paperwork and had already asked her a few questions about her background. Moments later she came into my office to offer her observations. The woman was very nice and pleasant, she had manners, and she was more mature than others her age I had interviewed. Sara was known to be harsh so I had to see who had warranted such a glowing report. Reading her resume, her name was Shawna and she had the right credentials for the position, but many people looked good on paper, the real test was in the hot seat. I had nicknamed my office chairs that some time ago; many had crashed and burned in those chairs. I buzzed for Sara to allow Shawna in. When she walked into the room I noticed her smile and eyes. The eyes looked green, and the smile was warm. She had worn a red wrap blouse, and a black skirt, panty hose and modest high heels, and a leather case ro

Silly Putty/play Doh Recipes
Kool-Aid Play Doh This is my favorite play doh recipe because it is easy to make, smells good and it won't harm your child if they taste it. 2 1/2 cups of flour 1/2 cup salt 2 packages dry unsweetened Kool-Aid 2 cups boiling water 3 tablespoons oil Mix the dry ingredients together in a bowl. Mix the liquids together and pour them over the dry ingredients. Stir the mixture until it forms a ball (this may take a while - keep stirring). As the mixture cools, it will become less sticky. After the mixture has cooled, take it out of the bowl and knead it until it is smooth. Sand Casting Submitted Anonymously You will need: 1. Imprint materials, such as shells, hands, feet. 2. Wet sand. 3. Plaster of Paris, or candle wax & wicks. 4. Make an imprint in wet sand with shells, hands feet, juice cans, and the like. 5. Pour Plaster of Paris or melted candle wax into the imprint. (Insert wick if using candle wax.) 6. Remove wax or Plaster of Paris when cool and har

Bulletion Dave Done For Alyssa -saved So She Can See It -ty Dave
Alyssa (Sexysissy' granddaughter) is in hospital suffering from Toxic Shock. She was found on the floor and she couldn't even stand up, she kept on fainting all the time. Her Blood pressure and Oxygen levels are very low. Here is a link to her photo go and show her some love and keep her in your prayers. Thanks Dave

Good Reading Material On The Shitter
1. Where is the person who has your heart now? - IDK...I buried that bitch a long time ago... 2. What are you doing tonight? - Shit 3. What does your fubar name mean? - It's an african tribal name....wtfever...it's just a name, no hidden meaning... 4. Last person you text messaged? - Hubby 5. Who was the last person to call you? - Hubby 6. What are you doing right now? - Filling out this fucking survey...duh! 7. What is your current problem? - Antibiotics gave me the shits 8. What color are your eyes? - Brown like shit 9. What is your favorite song? - I have several favorites. Dope's kinda hot. 10. Are you dating the last person you kissed? - I'm not dating him I'm just taking his paycheck and using his kids as an excuse. :) 11. Last place you ordered food from? - Uhhh...Rosatti's? Maybe. 12. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? - Duh..him. 13. What color is your hair? - Near Black. I'm like a half shade off. :-S 14. Last s

Give Me A Chance!!(feel Free To Comment)
Give me a chance and I will show you love Give me a chance and I will show you happiness Give me a chance and I will show you that I will never hurt you Give me a chance and I will love you,the way that you want me to love you Give me a chance and let me make you mine Give me a chance and I will be faithful and kind Give me a chance and always keep me in your mind Give me a chance and I'll try to make all of your wishes come true Give me a chance and I will give you my heart and I hope that we never grow apart

Interesting Girl
You are definitely an interesting girl... My immediate thought was Compliment Insult and at last Unknown. I didn't know what he thought of me. It could mean anything Or quite frankly nothing at all. And again for the upteenth time I blurt out Interesting choice of words to describe me, Should I thank you, or tell you to fuck off? I offer with a smirk. I want to slap him I want to kiss him Above all I want to knead his nuts in the palm of my hand And stroke his half hard cock Letting the pre-cum drip between my knuckles Until he moans my name and cums on my leg Ensuring in the end that I am interesting indeed. ~M~

Heart
I have this heart It's always open. Craving to enclose All it holds dear. I have this heart It has been broken Forsaken and shunned By someone's fear. I have this heart I gave it freely To any and all Who needed it's light. I have this heart And now it's weeping For everything lost On this shift of night. Cherie Million 2008

I Will Pay You To Help Me (see Inside) :d
Good Sunday Morning Fu's! Alright... I'm going to make this real simple. 100 comments=15,000 fu-bucks FOR TODAY ONLY! CLICK HERE Can't see the picture? RATE. FAN. ADD. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar Message me after EACH 100 comments to get your 15k Any questions? Please ask. Happy bombing! :D .:*:.Haylee.:*:.

Sex
A whisper, a sigh A wink and a glance The glimpse of a thigh The thought of romance. She moves in a bit closer And dances just right He longs to hold her Long into the night. Heart beat quickens Eyes shine with lust His muscle thickens Anticipating a thrust. Heartbeats are frantic As clothes start to fall Each touch is electric They both shed it all. So naked she kneels His dick in her mouth A gasp when she feels His lips moving south Licking and sucking And moving together Grinding and moaning Their mutual pleasure She begs him to enter And give her his meat Quickly he helps her They regain their feet Swiftly he bends her Down over the bed Legs spread further He thrusts in his head He pushes in harder She squeezes it tight The moan of pleasure The sounds of delight The rhythm of loving The feel of the flesh Indescribable feeling As two bodies mesh Cum rips from his balls As he shoots his load. Her insides expand as She feels him explode.

I'm Not Defective
I don't understand why it is that people automatically assume if you've reached your 30's and you are single that you are defective as if there is some stigma attached to being a middle aged person who is not dating or married. I'm 30 and am single, don't get me wrong I'd love to find that one person that I want to be with for the rest of my life,but I am not going to settle for someone who will not give me all the respect that I feel I rightfully deserve. I'd personally rather be alone for all the right reasons than to be with someone for even one wrong reason... And if that makes me defective well....then I guess I am but I don't feel that is the case. I'm a good person, and I have a lot to offer someone in terms of a relationship, but I'm not going to beat my head against the wall and break down into tears if I don't find that person. As I see it... I may never find the person I want to spend the rest of my life with, but that doesn't mean that I can't have a little fun while

Us Conventions: Lessons From History
US conventions: Lessons from history By Steve Schifferes BBC News Barack Obama made a mark with his 2004 convention speech Political conventions have played a unique role in American political history. In theory, the convention is a conference where party activists come together to choose a presidential nominee. But in recent years, the parties have managed to narrow down their choice to just one candidate long before the convention begins. Consequently, they have become stage-managed events, marking the official launch of the presidential campaign of a candidate already selected in the primary contests earlier in the year. In the past, contested conventions have changed the course of American history - and with the two Democratic candidates running neck-to-neck, their party's convention in August may do so again. The bitterly contested 1968 convention damaged the Democrats Conventions can reveal the disarray within political parties - most

"feelings"
My eyes have witnessed so much pain in this world I tread upon Will your anger continue to infect those around you Can a heart ache ever be mended or will blackness forever fill your veins Do we entail the ensample to leave on for those to laugh & scorn at Can love be forever at my finger tips and dicarded ever so frequently As the victims remain in the wake of my past, I can not go back now Its forever burned into enternity and I shall not live in regret or shame I have no one else to blame for this heart ache and pain

Hey You.
Hey you look like me but you talk like a stranger It's all going deep Closer out of control Coming from a deeper love It's been a long time since I felt I know you And all of my words, they just seem too wrong, to you You're killing my dream but I don't know why I'm running around, no time to die Closer, out of control My hearts going deeper now It's been a long trip and I'm willing to show you Hey that life it can change, but I'll always know you You're holding the key to the other side And believe if I was risen in the eyes of a child. Hey you look like me but you talk like a stranger

Help
i need help... i really like this guy and ive knowin him for a long time and i dont know what to do we have been there thru thick and thin togather. icare about him tons.. but i have a 1 yr old girl that is a big part of my life so .... help plz i need advice

No Perfect Man
Just found out you are human too, I must have mistaken you for perfect--not true. I labeled you with words you could not be, not your fault, just not humanly possible I now see. Tears flow down my face, alas the memories, before the lie I chase, longing to remember what you meant to me before, this is hard, our memories are few together, I want more. Pain and hurt are the words scripted on my heart, scribbled like a child, no real pattern sought. Did you let me down, or did I let myself down, by making you into a man that in this life was not around? I put you high on a pedestal, not realizing I would be the one to fall. My emotions wash over me like ocean to sand, visions are distorted, dreams are broken you are no longer the perfect man. But you are not totally at fault for my feelings, yes I admit your lie left my heart reeling, but if I would not have given you so much power, you would not have been my knight to rescue me from my tower. We are both hum

Symbol Of Our Friendship
You are a "Truly Special" friend of mine and I wanted you to know how much our friendship means to me. Please click on the "Click Here To Get The Code" button at the bottom of this message, and send this to everyone that is "Truly Special" to you and let them know how you feel!if you recieve:-----------------1 - 3 ( Awww, a couple people really care about you! )4 - 6 ( Damn, you are loved aren't you! )7 - 12 ( WOW!Your friends absolutly adore you!!! )Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!

Fake
you don't know me, no one does, you all have this fantasy about what and who you think I am, well i'm not that person. outside i put on this fake smile, this fake personality, it's not me, it never will be. inside i'm dying, breaking down, at night when no one hears, i lie in bed and cry. why do i feel like this? i don't know. i try to explain how i feel, but you don't understand. you don't know me. no one does. Why must everyone be so perfect? So skinny and so pretty, so stereotyped And so FAKE Why must everyone have to have the perfect identity and figure to be beautiful? Why does this world have this one image we should all be? Sheep aren't beautiful Image hunters aren't pretty People who are exactly the same aren't interesting Beautiful people are people who embrace who they really are and can see beyond looks Peoples image comes from their heart - from the truth And interesting people are individuals with real things to say and beliefs of their own

My Way Of Having A Happy Home And Life
I think of 4 C's that can help people in any relationship.. COMMITMENT COMPASSION COMFORT COURAGE Think of others feelings before reacting.. How will it affect someone in the long run. And will it destroy their trust and hope. Always have a forgiving heart to those that hurt you. No matter what don't let the circumstance(s) rule you, and put that aside and go on. Once something happens let it go and put it aside and just go on with life. Most importantly put family first.

Something To Think About
I did not write this..but, it's something to think about. Recently I was talking to a friend about the upcoming election and the candidates. As we ended our discussion he said "the only decision you have to make is who you want sitting in that seat in the White House when - not if - we get hit again and millions of American lives are put at risk!" 'You ain't gonna like losing.' Author unknown. President Bush did make a bad mistake in the war on terrorism. But the mistake was not his decision to go to war in Iraq, Bush's mistake came in his belief that this country is the same one his father fought for in WWII. It is not. Back then they had just come out of a vicious depression. The country was steeled by the hardship of that depression but they still believed fervently in this country. They knew that the people had elected their leaders so it was the people's duty to back those leaders. Therefore when the war broke out the people came together, rallied behind and stuck wit

Warning From Microsoft And Norton
Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation 'Life is beautiful.' If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES , and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.' Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the antivirus software's are not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner.' PLEASE SEND A COPY OF TH

The Gift
I have a gift to give you Please open it with care, This gift is very dear to me , and also very rare. I cannot give you diamonds, or shower you with gold. But these they give no shelter in a world thats grown so cold. It's all I have to offer, I know it may look small, But deep inside I know It is the best gift of them all. There is no other like it, I'm sorry , it's not new. But if you say you want this gift I'll give my heart to you! Bobby white

Want A Lounge With No Drama, Great Music - Join Rejects In The Rafters
(repost of original by 'HarleyMoon Official NutBuster*BadAssBytch(CoFounder)' on '2008-02-29 19:10:23') (repost of original by 'Joyridin2w' on '2008-02-29 19:13:47')

Rough Sex Facts
Body: ROUGH SEX FACTS-- Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 minutes your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt!!] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protectio

Pandemonium Of Lust
Mud-stained wings and blood-filled kisses, Heavenly sharp fingers and murderous lustful eyes, Distorted blurry images And Summer of fetishes. Chaos, Insanity, Confusion, Erotica. It was love that drove us mad, And I continue to drown In this Forever growing Pandemonium Of Love

Who's That Girl?
Angel of Death came to me on a beautiful sunday morning. She appraoched me with compassion and spoke sweetly to me in almost a whisper. Was it my time to meet her to go beyond to see the undiscovered country? She whispered fear not as she brushed my check with her hands. No fear remained as she leaned forward and kissed my forehead. The smell of jasmine and of the night lingered as she went back into the darkness. I was numb with bliss because of my encounter with the beautiful angel of death

Myths And Lore Of Trees
Since time began the tree has been recognized as a symbol of life and regeneration and to some of sacred knowledge. To primitive man the tree and its by-products were a source used in all aspects of life. It offered Shelter from the elements, Food from its fruit, Heat from a fire, Clothing from its bark and Tools as well as Weapons from its wood. Little wonder then that the tree evolved as one of the earliest symbols of reverence to worship. Of old the Oak tree was thought to have been the primary symbol of worship and then other trees were given prevalence. Trees in general were believed to have been the God incarnate. Kings, Queens, Emissaries, Priests and Priestesses all carried branches of Oak (or those of the other sacred trees) as symbols of their authority. The Staff (also made from rowan, walnut, birch and beech) became a symbol that the bearer was an emissary of the gods. Tree symbolism was common throughout continental Europe and the British Isles and appears in t

If I Was Your G/f
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you call me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back? answer: 16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How much do you like me 1-10? answer: 19.) How do you feel about me?

This Is Me
I am not famous or even very well-known. But I am who I am. I am me and me alone. I do not pretend to be more than who I am inside. I do not put up a false front and the real me I do not hide. I say what I feel and I think what I say. What I stand for right now I will stand for every day. Those who really know me can always be sure that my friendship is true and that my love is pure. No matter what life brings I know what I will do. I will be honest with others and to myself I will always be true.

Support
why is it that people in the UNITED STATES get to say and do what they want to? is it because that the people who live here are free? why is it that so many people want to come to america? so that they can have a better life for their families and themselves? of course it is,, anyone who says that it isn't this way,,well they are just liars. but do these people and some people realize why the USA is free? its because of the brave. yes,, that is the reason,,its because of the men and women that serve in all of the armed forces,, it doesn't matter what they do,,they are doing something for you and i and all of us ,,,so that we CAN have a free america. people who spit at our troops and mock them, and do not support them,, i have a question for you. why do you live here in the USA? you could leave here and go live somewhere else so that you dont have to know anything about our armed forces or you could live here and JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND NOT SAY A WORD ABOUT OUR MEN A

If I Was Your Girlfriend....
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you call me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back? answer: 16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How much do you like me 1-10? answer: 19.) How do you feel about me?

Want Some Easy Fubucks?
For every picture you rate on the profile below, I will give you 50 fubucks. Easy enough, right? It doesn't get any easier than this and you would be doing me a huge favor! Just send me a private message when you are done letting me know how many you have rated and I will send the fubucks to you. Thanks. Super Woody (NEVER GIVE UP OR STOP PRAYIN' AND EVEN YA DREAMS CAN COME TRUE)@ fubar

Against All Odds
How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooh You're the only one who really knew me at all How can you just walk away from me, when all I can do is watch you leave Cos we've shared the laughter and the pain and even shared the tears You're the only one who really knew me at all So take a look at me now, oh there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of your face Ooh take a look at me now, well there's just an empty space And you coming back to me is against all odds and that's what I've got to face I wish I could just make you turn around, turn around and see me cry There's so much I need to say to you, so many reasons why You're the only one who really knew me at all So take a look at me now, well there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of your face Now take a look at me now, cos there's just

The Coat Hanger
The Coat Hanger A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn't know What to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat Hanger and use that to open the door." The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Within five minutes a beat up old Motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she wa

Be For Real ,,
if you are going to read this you may not like it.. there are people on here that play dumbass drama games. it is so pathetic and i can't keep my mouth shut about it anymore. first dont even try and use me to get someone else jealous,, it wont work, i dont play drama and jealousy is just that drama. please do not put me down or have little hissy fits because i dont agree with you, we are all different and have our own opinions,, hello we are talking about being adults here,, aren't we? please don't give me shit about someone or something and then go and do the same thing that you just gave me shit about. omg,,that is just so fake and it shows me what kind of person you are. i am not one to care about points , ratings , levels or fubar money,, i am here to meet people and i have met a few i am not stupid and i am not sneaky,, if you keep coming on my page over and over without a comment or rating i dont care but dont sit there and one, think that i dont know what you are doing a

۞wÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞'s St. Patrick's Day Auction!!
We are at it again!! TinkerbellMN84, ~BABS~, and Charmed82 are up for auction in the same auction!! This time in ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞'s St. Patrick's Day Auction!! Come on and bid on us!!! We're waiting for YOU! YES YOU!!! IT RUNS FROM WEDNESDAY MARCH 12TH @ 10:00AM PST TILL SUNDAY MARCH 16TH @ 10:00PM PST, AND THE BIDS WILL CLOSE AT 5 PM FUBAR TIME TinkerbellMN84 ~BABS~ Charmed82

Read This People And Take It In!!!
READ THIS PEOPLE AND TAKE IT IN!!! Looks may be deceiving, but your heart may carry beauty and love. Being the most beautiful person is not all dreamy, unless they have a heart that shines like a star above. Most people think that if they have someone that is beautiful, it's their looks. But beautiful is a person who carries a heart with more beauty that you can imagine

Unspoken
Spoken words unspoken truths Lies have been told and my Soul has been bought and sold Two times over by deceit And hypocrisy My life has suffered from an Inflation of devastation Its value has declined and I have been left without What is rightfully mine There is no pride and I have chosen to be blind To the injustices which I myself commit Denial has been my only friend The refusal to see that all this suffering Has been in vain I have tainted myself from within But on my lips I wear a grin Of bitterness tinged with the stain of hate That I learned from all those who said they cared But were never truly there To reassure me and help me grow Into who I was supposed to be The world has lost the light I had inside that was dimmed By my tears and my inability To overcome childhood fears And stand on my own Proud of who I am and Let go of who I could have been

Brains?
You Are a Total Brainiac You're amazingly brilliant. Some would even say genius. You're curious, thoughtful, analytical, and confident. You take on difficult subjects because you want to... not because you have to. No field of knowledge is too complicated or intimidating for you. You've got the brains to do anything you want. It's possible you end up doing everything you want. Are You a Brainiac?

Today ...i Felt Your Pain....
Today I felt your pain, one that tears at my heart. Stained glass, Cracked and bleeding. Do you know that I bleed for you? A crack....small but spreading, exposing my tears, exposing my fears, baring my soul. Do you feel my heart bleeding? Do you feel my pain? Not with your hands... but with your heart. Do you know my heart bleeds for you

More From The Lying @ Cheating Girlfriend
Text / Email transcripts from a two faced cheater Don’t let the time you’ve know someone, or their passive and supportive demeanor fool you. Be aware, one can get a non-stop flood of positive and sexually charged messages, and have that person act ALL of them out for real, only do an about face and stab you right in the back. Here are a few select examples of a seemingly endless supply of emails and texts (some 350 total) sent to the played boyfriend. These truly show side "A" of Debbie Moulton ~ Hi Handsome, Well my first big meeting in the weekly financial meeting went so well. I was forewarned that the big guy asks a lot of questions and it could be kind of un-nerving. I managed to do well and had answers to all his questions. Yeah, I love that kind of stuff. What time do I get you? Me U make me feel 18 again I want you soooo bad Hey sexy when you coming over? I was already having trouble staying focused now impossible boy it’s getting hot i

How Do I Love Thee? A Poem
How do i love thee?Let me count the ways.I love thee to the depth and breadth and height.My soul can reach,when feeling out of sight.For the ends of Being and Ideal Grace.I love thee to the level of every day's.Most quiet need,by sun and candlelight.I love thee freely,as men strive for Right:I love thee purely,as they turn from Praise:I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs,and with my childhood faith:I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints-I love thee with the breath,Smiles,tears,of all my life!And if God choose,I shal but love thee better after death.Grow old along with me!The best is yet to be.Two human loves make one dived.

'the Loss Of Someone Special!
I wanted to write something for those who may have lost someone like I have in my past and well I hope it may touch some of you! Have a good day friends and subscriber's and be sure to express your opinions on what your about to read here! Don't grieve for me, for now I am free. I'm following the path God laid for me. I took his hand when I heard his call, I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day To laugh, to love. to work and play. Tasks left undone must stay that way, I found that peace at the close of the day. If my parting has left a void, then fill it with remembered joy, A shared friendship, a laugh, a kiss, Ah, yes, these things I too will miss. Be not burdened with time of sorrow, I wish for you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full, Ive savored so much, Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all to brief, Dont lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your hearts and share with me, God wants me

Tre's Thoughts Of Inspiration!
Well, I have been doing some thorough thinking on the next subject I would like to write about and this revelation popped into my head so here it is...."Inspiration!" What is the definition of "Inspiration," and what does it mean to me as an Individual? The meaning of "Inspiration," is this...a stimulation of the mind or emotions to a high level of feeling or activity. I ponder this very subject daily in my life, as I go about my business as a father, as a friend, and as a potential companion to a woman whom I may have fallen in love with or will fall in love with. I am pretty sure a man like myself can not go through life with out any "Inspiration," when my spirit and my mind is filled with many emotions and deep reservations on where my romantic life will take me next! There is a little quote I refer to on a daily basis and actually have it printed on paper and taped to my vanity mirror to remind me of what I am all about...... "A witty inspiration is a dissolution of spiritu

My Boreing Town
JUST ME SAYING HELLO TO ALL MY FRNDS AND OLD FRNDS AND NEW ONES ,,IVE MADE ALOT OF NEW FRNDS YUNG AND OLD IM A SINGLE GUY LOOKING TO MAKE LOTS MORE FRNDS I LIVE IN BOREING ASS BELFAST MAINE IT SUX HERE WELL THE INSPECTION LAWS DO U CAN ONLY GO LIKE 48 INCHES FROM CENTER OF THE HEADLIGHTS HIGH AND U CAN ONLY LOWER A TRUCK OR CAR TO 6 INCHES FROM PAVEMENT U CANT LEGALLY HAVE AIR BAGS WHICH SUX BUT HEY THE CRIME ISNT THAT HIGH WERE I LIVE U CAN LEAVE UR DOORS UNLOCKED UR KEEYS IN THE SWITCH AND U PRITTY MUCH CAN DO WHAT YA WANT BUT HEY IT IS STILL HOME WELL ILL LET YA ALL GO FOR NOW AND IF U WANT RATE IT FOR ME OF NOT THATS KOOLIO TOO I CNT WAIT FOR SUMMER SO I CAN GET MY NEON ON THE RD. AND READY FOR THE CAR SHOWS ... TALK TO U ALL LATTA.....

My Car Club Im Gonna Start Soon..
HELLO IM CHAD I LIVE IN BELFAST MAINE I KNOW MOST PEOPLE ON MY FRNDS LIST LIVE OUTTA STATE WELL IM JUST HERE GONNA B STARTING A CAR AND TRUCK CLUB WERE ME AND MY FRNDS CAN ALL HANG TOGETHER FOLLOW EACH OTHER TO CAR AND TRUCK SHOWS IM HAVEING T-SHIRTS AND HOODIES AND BEANIES AND FITTED HATS MADE I JUST WANT TO GET MY NAME OUT THERE IN THE SHOW SCENE YOU CAN HAVE A PLANE JANE STOCK CAR TO B INN THE CLUB OR TRUCK IM THINKING BOUT CALLING IT EAST COAST TUNERS...ORR NORTH EAST TUNERS LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK BOUT THE NAME AND IF U LIKE TO JOIN AND IF U DO JOINN I DO HAVE ONE THING U HAVE TO DO TO B ON THE CLUB THE NAME OF THE CLUB HAS TO B ON THE WINDSHIELD U CAN HAVE IT ANY COLOR U WANT..BUT ILL LET U KNOW MORE WEN I GET IT GOING TTYL FOR NOW...

Scooby Auction
HERE YE... HERE YE !!! I am in an auction and would simply luv for you to come bid on me.. just click that pic below and get your bids in people... thank you all luv ya scooby-doo (sign my guestbook) IN AUCTION SEE BLOG & BULLETIN

"i Will Love You So, For Always"
"I will Love you So, for always" - I walk around my own world and as I look around I can see my heart on the floor and my soul covered in blood.. Pain fills the heart of a young man who fights to separate himself from his own wounds and shortcomings, is there hope? Am I alone... -everything seems meaningless for my efforts to breathe life into my lost soul has no success, but giving up was not an option for the only thing I know is nothing stays the same forever.... -As my journey continues I followed petals from a rose which lead me to woman, not ur ordinary typical faint glance of beauty but a woman of soul who's very exsistance is to behold... -My only reaction was to drop to my knees in awe, in revelation, in joy, in love. For once I saw happiness for what it is and not for what it can be.. -As I look upon her I feel strong but inadequate, nevertheless she empowers the blood within me I have nothing to offer to such an angel bu

From A Child's Eyes
Mommy, don't you cry and Daddy please do not weep I want to say something before I sleep tonight When i came into this world I know you thought i was perfect Both of you showed me that In the way you held and kissed me In every way you showed me how I BELONGED with you But Then I stopped talking And thinking And I saw the worried looks And tears Mom.. Dad I may not be able to say it I may not be able to show it But I love YOU. ..... Brandi

Please Read
SWEET POISON! A MUST READ! In October of 2001, my sister started getting very sick. She had stomach spasms and she was having a hard time getting around. Walking was a major chore. It took everything she had just to get out of bed; she was in so much pain. By March 2002, she had undergone several tissues and muscle biopsies and was on 24 various prescription medications. The doctors could not determine what was wrong with her. She was in so much pain, and so sick she just knew she was dying. She put her house, bank accounts, life insurance, etc., in her oldest daughter's name, and made sure that her younger children were to be taken care of. She also wanted her last hooray, so she planned a trip to Florida (basically in a wheelchair) for March 22nd. On March 19 I called her to ask how her most recent tests went, and she said they didn't find anything on the test, but they believe she had MS. I recalled an article a friend of mine e-mailed to me and

Kaleidoscope
The first shimmering monent of life, like a diamond in the sea, glitterning in the noonday sun, brightly lit and glowing flame, a brand new name a shinning light, then gentle twist and darkest night comes for the first time, then happy rhymes and gentle songs, hearts the belong until ond stand alone , from brightest dawn to deepest dusk, from morning sun to twilight dreams, fantastic schemes and lives that soemtimes fo awry,such shining hopes, such sudden turns from bright to dark , from grim to grand from joy to sorrow, always waiting for tomorrow and twist of fate, a ray of hope with faintest sleight of hand, the alteration of all like's schemes, and all its scope... all with one tiny turn of life's kaleidoscopes. DK

For The Boys On This Site:
And yes I am talking to the boys and not the men. Because real men do not talk to women only to fuck them. They also do not immediately stop talking to them because they are taken. Boys do that. You know, the ones who rate you and fan you and then leave comments on your pics like "yumm" and "nice tits" or " I'd luv to hit that" (you know who you are). The boys who jump in your shoutbox and call you "baby" or get mad because you wont share your messenger screen name. Or even worse, the ones who do all of this at once. These boys are exactly the kind of males that should not be allowed to even masterbate just for the insanely small possibility that it could produce a smaller version of them. To those boys I would like to say this: Please stop listening to the regurgitated garbage being thrown at you by pop culture and start respecting women, not as things you would like to fuck, but as human beings. Maybe pick up a book or two or 20 and learn a new word in the english languag

Maladjusted
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Time To Say Goodbye
Sometimes its hard to say goodbye. Especially when you really wanted to try. Sometimes you screw things up really bad. But you pray that you can fix it. Sometimes someone gives you that hope and then suddenly takes it away. So it's time to move on and say goodbye. Tomorrow is another day.

Poetic Image
Lost an in the dark Confused Full of shattered dreams in life Now an again i seem to find my self here Full of pitty just wanting for some one to hold my hand an lift me back up on to my feet An out of my sorrow lose my mind into I would do anything to see her Pretty face one more time And hold her heart next to mying When I dream of her every night yet to hold her every waking moment for the rest of my life An to feel so complete yet one more time.

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Another Reason Why The *&#@*# Movies Are So Expensive!
thestar.com — Popcorn's getting more expensive as corn is increasingly used for ethanol production. At the same time, concessions keep movie theaters afloat. Would you like butter with that? posted on digg.com

Imperfection
My hair's a wreck Mascara runs My feet get dirty And my skin burns in the sun. My lips they bleed But I still sing my songs. Takes me a minute To admit it when I'm wrong. Pretty is as pretty does, But pretty's not my thing. This is what you get. This is who I am. Take me now or leave me Any way you can. Sometimes I trip and fall But I know where I stand. If you're thinking bout changing my direction, Don't mess with imperfection. My back is weak, But my will is true. Got good intentions But I never follow through. I say too much, And don't know when to leave. In case you're looking, That's my heart there on my sleeve. Ego trips and stupid slip ups, I'm a mess but This is what you get. This is who I am. Take me now or leave me Any way you can. Sometimes I trip and fall But I know where I stand. If you're thinking bout changing my direction, Don't mess with imperfection. Scratched and bruised, A little used, But baby I work fine. You mig

"just Another Stranger"
"Just Another Stranger" Longing for another To try to fill the empty space Pretending pleasures of the flesh Can take its place. Just another stranger To distract us from our pain Someone there to make us feel A temporary feeling of being wanted again. Knowing that soon after We hear the footsteps of them going away. And again, we are left alone. Knowing we face another day Of being alone inside Showing people around us Only what we allow them to see. But knowing inside Your desire can never be.. Because of you ~Tazy~

Tributes To Ira Bombing Victims
Tributes to IRA bombing victims Johnathan Ball and Tim Parry died as a result of the blast A memorial event is being held to remember those who were killed and injured in the IRA bombing of Warrington town centre 15 years ago. Tim Parry, 12, and Johnathan Ball, three, died and 56 people were hurt in the explosions on 20 March 1993. Town leaders, representatives of local organisations and the community will pay tribute to the victims. Flowers are being laid at the site, in what has been called a celebration of peace by Warrington Borough Council. When the bombs went off in Bridge Street, the area was packed with shoppers, many looking for Mother's Day gifts. Johnathan had been in the town with his babysitter to buy a card for his mother. Quite why they chose this town was beyond comprehension - I didn't know then and I still don't know now Colin Parry Tim, an avid Everton fan, had been shopping for football shorts when he caught the full force of

Love
The one who loves you will not make you cry alone at night thinking about him/her. They will be right beside you telling you it will be alright. My life has taught me one vital thing and that is: I came into this world alone. I shall leave it alone. And, if I have to live in it alone, so be it! I contend to live it in peace with myself. You cannot change anybody but yourself so don't try to change your partner . Love him/her as he/she is. You'll get better results. Love is action; not just a feeling. A real man doesn't make love to a million women. A real man makes love to one women a million ways. Immature love says "i love you because I need you". Mature love says "I need you because I love you". The way to love anything, is to realize it can be lost. If you want to be successful in life, be a wise. If you want to be successful in love, be foolish. Some people are like crystal. Pretty to look at, but you can see right through them. I love you not beca

Cameron Needs Help
TO FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE IS ONE THING TO HAVE NO CHOICE IS ANOTHER. Most of you know me as Always Erica and some of you added me for the points thats cool to. It only means that I can get this out to that many more people. My family and I need your HELP. Below is a fyler made for my Brother who has a very rare form of Cancer. After all his Radiation and Chemo we thought things would get better. But now he is back in ICU fighting for his life. My parents are running low on funds and have to pay double for everything as my mom is currently living in Houston where my brother is being treated while my father is at home in Midland TX where his job and their home is. The thousands of dollars in Medical bills has forced them into bankruptcy and left them short for all the new costs coming. any help is greatly appreciated. Even if its just a forward or repost of this bulletin. i have never asked anyone on Fubar for help and though asking for help is not something I would normally do, it

Need Help Please?
hello all i am am here to ask you all for a hand i am trying to lvl up and i was wondering if you could help me out please? i do not ask for much and i try to return everything i get back atleast as much as i can when i can and i do favor's for people so i am asking please help me hit lvl 20 please? ~ Lost In The Dark ~

The Best E-mail Of The Year!!!!!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills, and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1:00 P.M., and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pi

Loving Hearts Miles Apart
There are many miles between us, But our hearts see not the distance. Drawing our love even closer, On this my heart it is insistent. When we talk my heart sings, You'll never know the happiness it brings. Just to hear a word from you, Keeps my heart from being blue. I love you truly, yes I do. I forever want to be with you. For now I'll settle for the phone, But know it's in your dreams that I belong Longing for the day we greet, Two loving hearts will then get to meet. Never more to be apart, Knowing it was long distance we got our start. I wrote tthis Jamie

Rose
The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

Putting Peeps Over Like Rover...
OK Don't take offense if I leave you out, but, all my friends mean something to me. D - Wow. You know just what to say, when I need it...thank you. Mikey - What can I say? You're the big brother I never had - but yet the brother I DO have. Thanks for everything man - you ROCK! Purr/Tif - Again, what can I say? You're a special friend, someone I know I can look to to put a big smile on my face. Especially when I am not expecting it. Everybody who talks to me on a regular basis, from level 5 to the top of fubar - YOU ROCK!

Avenged Sevenfold "a Little Piece Of Heaven"
Before the story begins, is it such a sin, for me to take what's mine, until the end of time We were more than friends, before the story ends, And I will take what's mine, create what God would never design Our love had been so strong for far too long, I was weak with fear that something would go wrong, before the possibilities came true, I took all possibility from you Almost laughed myself to tears, conjuring her deepest fears Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times, I can't believe it, Ripped her heart out right before her eyes, Eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it She was never this good in bed even when she was sleepin' now she's just so perfect I've never been quite so fucking deep in it goes on and on and on, I can keep you lookin' young and preserved forever, with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever 'Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs and I know, I know it's not your t

Bff?
so if you give your bestest friend a blow job cause it sucks to be him, are you commited to have to do it again because it still sucks to be him or because z tells you to give him one cause z can`t? i think both he and z suck eggs. are you two reading this? hahahaha ! good! because soon i shall take over the world!!!! muuu ahahahaha!

Silent Tears
The pain is deep, No blood, No tears, Where it hurts is deep inside, Silent tears stream down my face, With each tear the pain only grows deeper, Down, down, down, They just keep falling down, My future is cloudy, My past so happy, At this fork in the road, I don't know what direction to take, Silent tears stream down my face, I squeeze my eyes shut tight, Hoping they will go away, But it only makes more spill out, I hope to fall asleep, Then morning comes, They're still there, Accompanied by the pain, Silent tears stream down my face, I reluctantly go on with life, But not a soul ever notices, For my tears are so silent.

I'm Sorry
I’m Sorry I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at

Wake Me Up
Wake me up when this pain has passed. Wake me up when love and passion last. Wake me up when the sun's rays smile upon the earth. Wake me up to a new beggining, a new birth. Wake me up when my tears have dried. But untill then in slumber ill hide. And this man will dream of better days. While people continue their selfish ways. While men and women like leeches suck eachother dry. My eyes will be shut . My soul will rest, my soul will sigh.

Sanctuary
There is a place within all of us It is sacred, so free of Judgement This is yours to share with who you wish This is your sanctuary... There is no boundry , no rule to adhere There is love, there is hate There is want, there is need There is greed... You can laugh, you can cry For you are free on the inside This is your sanctuary... Take this light Hold it high Feel it shine. I know now that here inside... This is mine. This is yours. This is our sanctuary...

The Ghost Of Lorna Darcy
The Ghost of Lorna Darcy [This short story was originally a part of my occasional series, Nancy of the Tenderheart, here we find a much older Nancy, now married and a mother.] It was a cold and bitter night as Nancy of the Tenderheart sat on the hearthstone in front of the roaring fire with her young twins Isa and Ingham on either side of her, and as usual they were pleading for a story, like all children, more to delay their bedtime than the desire for history. Nancy of the Tenderheart stared deeply into the flickering flames and said softly, “I will tell you a story of the bravest man I have ever known. He fought, not with a claymore, but with love and kindness.” She never noticed their doubting looks as she gazed deeply into the fireplace with unseeing eyes, remembering the touch of a lost friend on her heart. A tear slid gently down her cheek as she began to talk. Patrick Darcy was the kindest, most gentle man I have ever met. The twi

"i'm Back'
To all my friends on my list sorry that i have been away for awhile. I so forgot the email addy that i used and passy. but I finally actually remembered it lol.. so now i'm bk and ready to get bk in the swing of things.. i have a new yahoo name.. thedevilsmistress4u got stolen so if you want my new one just message me and i will let you know what it is.. thanx peeps Much Luv Alicia

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Product Launch Formula 2 Is In Pre Launch
Product launch formula 2 is in pre launch Click Here To Read A Product Launch Formula 2 Review Product launch formula 2 is in pre launch. Product launch formula 2 download should be available soon. Jeff Walker is going to announce this. Jeff Walker is a leading internet marketer who has made a six figure income within seven days. Jeff Walker says, "You cannot imagine the thrill of getting your first order over the internet. I remember when I sent out my first sales letter back in 1996. I did it late at night and then I went to bed. The next morning when I woke up there was a $700.00 order from Switzerland... you want to talk about being on top of the world - that $700.00 was 100% pure profit! Now you are almost surely in a much better spot than I was, because that extra $700.00 really made a huge impact on my family. In those days, that was an unheard of windfall for us. Since then I have gotten to know a lot of other successful internet publishers, and just about

Jeff Walker Plf
Jeff Walker PLF Click Here For An Honest Product Launch Formula 2 Review Jeff Walker's is the creator of a very successful product launch formula (PLF) home-study course that teaches people how to maximize the earning potential of any product they create and launch. Unlike many of the more products sold online in this day in age, Jeff's is one of the products which actually works for the people who apply the teachings and methodologies within. Numerous people have applied the step-by-step launch process to generate 5, 6 or even 7 figure launches - both online and offline. The process and sequences themselves are an integral part of any marketing strategy that one must understand to get the maximum profit from any product. Some of the results of Jeff's students are nothing short of astounding and prove that it is possible to generate huge paydays in any type of market. Joe Mercola is a doctor who used Jeff's Product Launch Formula course when attempting to sell an informa

A Friends Work !!
Somewhere there’s a man Thinking of his child Wanting to hold his wife He may be thousands of miles away But his family is kept in his heart He hopes he'll make it until tomorrow Boots laced up Gun at his side This soldier stands with pride He knows this may be his last day alive And his time may soon come To leave this land behind Oh how it brings tears to his eyes But he will risk his life For all of us to be free Because someone has to stand up For this red white and blue we see.

Fate Rules The Life
fate rules the life Glory of lord express its concern on the fate that fate is the governing factor in life though its life only which writes and rewrites the fate through its acts either here just now or being written in past to a unknown time but it is sure all the way that fate is the ruling factor. Life has got all colors in its fold but one experience the only which fate wish so on the subject of life. It is inevitable, which invariably proceeded by the circumstances that are favorable to it. Either it comes to a man or man takes him to the cause of his doom. Hence it needs a help which could enlighten the true pace to a protection from unforeseen modes of life that is non other than faith, faith on to self and the supreme along with fairness of heart and truth of soul. May god bless the life to its true pace on the planet? Thanks please.

Woohoo I Won!! I Now Own.....
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Jeff Walker's Brainchild
Jeff Walker's Brainchild Product Launch Formula 2 is HERE! Product Launch Formula is the brainchild of Jeff Walker. Now in it's second edition it has proven to be one of the most powerful and profitable courses for many of the students who have applied it's principles. When launching any product, whether it be online or offline, it is important to have a 'battle plan'. You need a step by step checklist of all the things you need to do to ensure that everything goes smoothly on launch day. Launching a product can be a particularly challenging task, especially for beginners, so it is always helpful to be able to leverage the knowledge of more experienced people to give yourself the best possible chance of success. Before you get ready to sell anything, you need to make sure that all the pieces of the puzzle are in place. Make sure that your sales letter is proofread and that your order process works seamlessly. You should also consider letting your merchant account know that

For Some One Specific
Tell me how Not to hurt you Tell me how Because I haven't got a clue Tell me how To do it right Tell me how To not make you cry Tell me how To be what you need Tell me how To see what I can't see I need you to tell me how And I need you to tell me now

Its Because I Can Stoopit!
so its saturday....and i am stoked to be headn out soon... everyday i feel more free and happy with the things yet to come... ive cut off painfull atributes in my life and begin to pump new blood in my new life.... i am truly free.... ima sick fuck..lol.. but free!... ive been to many mtgs this past week or so and have decided that 2008 is going to be my best year EVER!!!... i know it is.... i am ready to step forward and leave the old DICK behind...... ium so happy... and want u all to feel as i do....and u will when we r together.... hangin out on top of the world.... living free from any kind of pain and anguish... so my friends.... i will see u soon..... ps. rate me, add me, fan me, kiss my butt lol :).....

Yours To Create
If anyone has been able to do it before, you can do it too. If no one has ever done it, you can be the first. What seems out of your reach now, gets closer the moment you begin working toward it. There is a way to achieve what you choose, when you commit yourself to continue taking action. If you could have it all instantly, it would not be worth having. For the real value of accomplishment is in the accomplishing. You are smart, and motivated, and flexible and resourceful. When you decide to make it happen, you will surely find your way there. Focus on the reason for doing it, the deepest reason you can find within yourself. That will keep you going as long as necessary. Achievement is yours to create, when it's something to which you're truly committed. Get it done, and know the special joy of making the world a better place. -- Ralph Marston

Advice??
I am recently out of a three year relationship. I have been through alot of things in my life and it seems that I continually get knocked down. But I always get back up. I think that everything in our life prepares us for something else and everything that has happened to us ,good or bad, makes us the person that we have become. So I choose to embrase whatever obstacles come my way and approach them with an open mind. The only way to really learn is to learn from our mistakes. I am also a firm believer in secound chances. Am I going about this all wrong.. It honestly seems like I can never get ahead.. and Im always gettin used... Anyone have some advice??

Who Wants To Be In A Contest?
Want to be in my Comment Contest?Here’s how it goes!First person to reach 20,000 comments will win the big prize!There will also be prizes for 2nd & 3rd place! PRIZES ARE AS FOLLOWS: First Place will win a 7 Day Blast or 1 Month VIPSecond Place will win a 3 Day BlastThird Place will get 250K FuBucks or Ticker Message If you have any questions or would like more information please feel free to contact me-Jamie »(¯`v´¯)»Jamie ♥ Sugar Hips w/Sexy Lips ♥Add♥Fan♥Rate♥@ fubar THIS PIMPOUT/CONTEST BULLETIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ÐJ F®ëªk~aKa~©he¥™ {ÐJ & Mªnªge®@AcesUp}@ fubar (repost of original by 'ÐJ F®ëªk~aKa~©he¥™ {ÐJ & Mªnªge®@AcesUp}' on '2008-03-29 11:10:39')

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My Weekly Pimp Out Of My Owners And The Ones I Own
Time to pimp out my awesome owners and the awesome ones that I own. Show them all some love! First is Teresa. Show her page some love and tell her that Carebear sent ya! This is my last week with Teresa. She is wonderful! TERESA~PITBULL MAFIA ~OWNED BY HUNTER~@ fubar She is in a giveaway. Please go leave some comments for her on it. She would greatly appreciate it. She needs 50,000. As of right now she is around 29k. My 2nd owner is Mikey!!! Go show him some major love. He does alot for us here on Fubar especially keeping up with the Godfather list! Mikey The Pіŧßull МãҒiã Hitman & Club F.A.R. A Tempting Tiger@ fubar Now for the 2 that I own!! Tracy! She is a wonderful lady! SHe is one of the best friends on here you can get. If you guys havent checked her out, you better go do it. You wont regret it! Go spank her page hard with lots of love! ☠ Trâçý/Mngr of Pîtbúll Mãfïå ☠ /«LØN€L¥ $ØUL®» 's Mistress@ fubar Sadly she is lea

Life Is Like A Box Of Bullshit
why is it that one minute your life can seem great and the next its nothing but SHIT. i normally dont write in these stupid blogs but whatever....here goes im so sick and tired of walking on fucking egg shells to make everyone else fucking happy. its my fucking turn to be happy. im not in the situation im in for shits and fucking giggles or just to pass the mother fucking time. im trying my damndest to do what i gotta do to be a good fucking mom, take care of my kids, work, and whatever else needs to be done. and yeah i deserve to have a fucking life too. i deserve to have fun, i deserve to have nice things, i deserve it all i deserve to have someone care about me as much as i can care about them. who cares about me right now? i have no fucking clue!!! someone enlighten me.... cause my family damn sure dont give a shit about me. And theres no **special someone** in my life. But who needs a special someone right? Who the fuck cares. Not me. Why should i need someone or l

Politics
Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him . He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the n

Leaving On A Jet Plane
just a reminder to all my freinds, i will be leaving for a month tommorrow morning. i have to go do some work at two bases in Italy. everyone be safe while im gone..and i will see you all when i get back

Incense And Bathsalts Offer (hand Made)
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Love Untouched
We danced as we had never danced. Void of touch, Eyes closed, Flesh alive. A soulful embrace. Spirits flying, invisible heat, Transcending time. Our hearts beat as one. Loud as thunder, Entwined together, Joyfully singing. My senses ache to feast. Delicious hunger, Tactile treat, Visiually intrigued. Passion erupts from within. Luminaiting us, Innocently calling, Spreading infinitely

Great Story. . .
A friend of mine sent me this story. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did. Have you ever met a man you instantly feared? Who made you quake deep down inside? I don't mean a physical fear. I mean a sexual fear. A fear that he would possess you as his own. A fear that he would reach deep into your heart to seize your innermost feelings, making you eager to do what he wished of you. And a fear he might do nothing. A fear that the deep gut longing that you have for him would be unfulfilled, leaving you aching and wanting. In my life, my real life, I'd never met such a man. Then He came into my life. Hot, prickly fingers walked down my spine. I flushed. Lights dimmed except around him. I was dizzy and nauseous. Every sense was overloaded. Heat flashed through me, like a heavy blush, leaving my nipples erect and a wetness seeping between my legs. I'd met him - the man who could possess me. The man who could take me and make me his. Never before h

Mumm Rant
So when I'm bored I like to rate mumms and occasionally I'll put my two cents in. I keep seeing these mumms about health. As I'm not one to bash mumms I also can't resist asking "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!?". There are adults on here that post about tummy aches and runny noses asking if they should go to the doctors or not. HEY HEALTH MUMM'ERS!!!! IF SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU AND YOU'VE TRIED OVER THE COUNTER MEDICINE AND ITS NOT HELPING....CALL THE FUCKING DOCTOR!!!! And for those of you GENIUSES that go on webMD to try and self diagnose yourself....HA! Go ahead genius! Misdiagnose yourself right into oncoming traffic. Seriously health mumm'ers use your brain. Your not a doctor so if you don't know whats physically wrong with you GO SEE A DOCTOR! I hope you choke on a thermometer! That is all....

Synchronicity Ii
Another suburban family morning Grandmother screaming at the wall We have to shout above the din of our Rice Crispies We can't hear anything at all Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration But we know all her suicides are fake Daddy only stares into the distance There's only so much more that he can take Many miles away Something crawls from the slime At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake Another industrial ugly morning The factory belches filth into the sky He walks unhindered through the picket lines today He doesn't think to wonder why The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street But all he ever thinks to do is watch And every single meeting with his so-called superior Is a humiliating kick in the crotch Many miles away Something crawls to the surface Of a dark Scottish loch Another working day has ended Only the rush hour hell to face Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes Contestants in a suicidal race Daddy g

Questions?
So I've been getting a lot of questions on how I get my teeth so white. I figured I'd let the secret out publicly. Concentrated lemon juice every other day and brushing twice a day. Thats it. Nice and easy. Swish and spit. Nothing hard.

Who Says I Don't? *evil Grin*
You are a Mild Mama You don't have to be screaming at the top of your lungs to have a good time You rather chill, soak in the moment, and appreciate life for what it is Guys appreciate your "take life as it comes" approach... (Though they wouldn't mind if you got a little wild from time to time!) Are You a Daring Woman?

Strange Sex Facts
The Caramoja tribe of Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them--sometimes to the degree that some men have to knot them up. The most common fantasy is Oral Sex. 8% of us have anal sex regularly. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 penises. Since then, 80 cases of men having 2 penises has been documented. Men say the average penis is 10"....women say it is 4". At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to achieve a more powerful orgasm. The average length of a sexual experience is 39 minutes. 58% of people like dirty talk during sex. It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the 16th century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbons.

From My Mumm
I posed the question. Simple question. bash all you want. What is more important cause i cant seem to figure it out. A: Getting your life straight or B: making somebody else happy The majority of what i got was to make myself happy. Well it is not really a deal of me being happy. Being friends has and is turning out to be harder than i thought it would be. I have lost so much i don't want to loose any more friends. That is what is happening. I really like hanging out with her. It is hard because I know that she wants more. I understand that. I just can't give her what she wants right now. Am I wrong for not wanting to hurt her. Or anybody for that matter. Just so much i want to get done with my life. But at the same time if i don't say the right things when we are together it hurts her feelings. I live a little ways away from her. I have to be here to get everything done i need to get done. She says that when we are together things are great and on here i guess i

Paper Rock And Sissors Test
this was a fun test. Your Score: Rocky scissors You scored 8 Rocks worth of Aggression, 7 scissors worth of Cunning, 3 papers worth of Diplomacy! You have a strong leaning towards two throws - Your prefered one has the higher score. I have included both descriptons though to save you time. Rock is commonly perceived as an aggressive throw. It taps into memories of fist fights, and images of mountains and huge rugged boulders. Without realising it, many players will see rock as a weapon and use it for protection when things aren't going their way. On the other hand (there are five other fingers - [/joke]) the use of rock on the offensive is a sign of over confidence and an obvious attempt to intimidate an opponent. In short Rock is Overbearing, agressive, powerful and blunt. ROCK beats SCISSORS - Scissors simply blunt themselves trying to cut rock. PAPER beats ROCK - Paper is representative of trees and plants. Over time, they will grow over and break rocks Scissors are a tool.

What Kind Of Monster Are You?
Elusive and plotting, you are the intellect of the monster types. You sit and hold grudges for years and plan your ultimate revenge. And when it comes, your troubled soul just wants more. You tend to be a loner, but occasionally find other wandering souls to connect with. Your true passion is power and exerting the sweet nuances of power on others.

World's Hottest Tech Markets Voted Against Ooxml Standard
Brazil, India, and China, which together count for more than a third of the world's population, all voted against Office Open XML last week. By Paul McDougall InformationWeek April 3, 2008 01:44 PM In an ominous sign for Microsoft (NSDQ: MSFT)'s growth prospects in emerging regions, countries that represent the world's fastest growing tech markets voted against accepting the company's latest Microsoft Office document format as an international standard. Brazil, India, and China, which together count for more than a third of the world's population, all voted against Office Open XML in voting last week before the International Organization for Standardization (ISO). Russia was the only member of the so-called BRIC nations to vote in favor of ISO ratification for OOXML. "These are areas where open source has more strength and more advocates," said Gartner analyst Michael Silver in an interview. Seventy-five percent of ISO member nations voted in favor of making OOXML an I

One Word...
You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. 1. Where is your cell phone? Table 2. Your significant other? None 3. Your hair? Multicolored 4. Worst bad habit? Caffeine 5. Favorite food? Lasagna 6. Your favorite thing? Dew 7. Your dream last night? Animals 8. Your favorite drink? Soda 9. Your dream/goal? education 10.The room you're in? living 11. Your ex? John 12. Your fear? Unknown 13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Home 14. Where were you last night? Work 15. What you're not? Beautiful 16. Muffins? Chocolate 17. One of your wish list items? Vacation 18. Where you grew up? Tulsa 19. The last thing you did? Sleep 20. What are you wearing? Tee 21. Your TV? Noise 22. Your pets? Sugar 23. Your computer? Frustrating

Lounging Around 8-22-05
Big screen TV turned on A small group sits and watches Two people, both very talented Play pool, making excelent shots Soon they stop and join the group That is sitting watching TV A couple of people sit around a tiny table Chating about their interests Soon they stand and walk outside Into the cool night air To join a group of people already there They talk about this and that This is how every night has been

Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die..........(hilarious!)
Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!) I got this from from my World of Warcraft post site I just loved it so much I had to snag it. Thanks Texasisut! Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange: Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died back in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections." Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been.

Say What You Mean......
Say what you mean......better yet MEAN what you say. Yes the written words: IN A RELATIONSHIP....clearly visible on the screen yet somehow they got lost in your translation. Admitting you're in a relationship is one thing....enticing others with your written words is another. I am speaking of a new class of men....the pussy whisperers. They will say anyting they think you want to hear. lol amazes me they think written words have no impact. I am a firm believer in honesty....Say what you MEAN. Upfront...open...expressive. Have I fallen for you? Have I ever once said I did? No my intention is not to "fall" for anyone but being able to express my wants and needs openly without that push come to shove attitude. Yes I know that's the issue....it's ok for you to tease...it's ok for you to entice....it's ok for you to be a pussy whisperer....But the minute it's time to game up...High tail!!! Tis ok....I understand.....just remember this pussy has no ears.

April Poem-a-day Challenge Day 5
Today's prompt in the April Poem-A-Day challenge was to "write a poem of worry". Since the prompt came kind of late in the day and I have to edit they show tomorrow and I have a bunch of things to do this coming week (being sick for a month tends to get you behind on stuff), there was only one thing on my mind ... Deadline Looming, monstrous straight ahead and bearing down on me, a stark reminder of wasted time with no sense of empathy, no tolerance for excuses, no concern for who's to blame. It only knows it must be met to take that for which it came.

Hotel Bill
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager. The manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them." the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have." explains the manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which th

Why Being A Man Rocks!
Being a man rocks! The biggest reason is...we have a cock! For some men, not me of course, it’s really not that big of a reason. There is no doubt pussy rules the world, but a good stiff dick trumps pussy every time. I know there are some lesbians out there that would disagree, but for the most part it’s true. Besides all the sexual and political connotation to support that, just ask Hillary. It all stems from when we were about 6 or 7 and went thru the "If you show me yours, I’ll show you mine" stage, a fun game to play even today I might add. Back then little girls really didn’t have much to show. As boys we came away feeling gypped because we didn’t get to see anything and the girls realized boys had something they wanted one. Most women, the good ones, never lose that feeling of wanting one or maybe even two. Guys spend 9 months of our lives trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. As a man,

Old Lady Goes To The Doctor
One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, 'You have the crabs'. She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, 'You probably have the crabs' 'No' she said, 'I am an eighty year old virgin.' Frustrated, she went to a third doctor. She said, 'Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It cannot be the crabs.' The doctor said, 'Jump on the table and let's have a look.' After examining her, the doctor proclaimed, 'Ma'am, your right, you do not have the crabs. This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies.'