Nine Ways To Win My Heart
1. Have an intelligent debate with me.
2. Listen. Really listen.
3. Feed me.
4. Love my children.
5. Own a dog.
6. Accept my faults.
7. Be open to ANYTHING.
8. Be honest, loyal, and patient
9. Tell me you are a Red Dwarf fan.
Eight Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Be the most infamous manslut in history.
2. Achieve something beautiful.
3. Find "The One".
4. Go to New Zealand.
5. Go to Amsterdam.
6. Kiss Jerri Ryan.
7. Invent something useful.
8. Own a large house.
Seven Ways To Annoy Me
1. Show up,be human.
2. Wake me up.
3. Be self-righteous
4. thrive in apathy and ignorance
5. Be a hypocrite.
6. Steal from me.
7. Be crule to animals.
Six Things I Believe In
1. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
2. < > <> ^v ^v l r a b gets you unlimited lives on Contra.
3. Women are crazy.
4. The shit never distributes evenly after it hits the fan.
5. It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full,just be glad you got a glass and shut up.
6. Love and Sex are two completely different things.
Five Things I'm Afraid Of
1. Rejection
2. Conformity.
3. Crowds
4. Boredom.
5. Republican and Nazi's.
Four Favorite Items In My Room
1. Me.
2. My sword.
3. My pipe.
4. The window.
Three Things I Do Everyday
1. Pee on dude's bike.
2. Get lost.
3. Wish I was somewhere else.
Two Things I Want To Do Right Now
1. Smoke a bowl
2. Meet someone new
