- It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.
- The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
- If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.
- The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- When your IQ reaches 50, you should sell.
- You may have a "full six-pack" but lack the plastic thing to hold it all together.
- Your set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
- You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- Were I king I would not allow you to breed.
- You seem to have reached rock bottom and started to dig.
