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Woman's Worth...
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question, "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking, "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to explain... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life." He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental s
Finding Away
Finding away to overcome the past, Finding away to see through these tears, finding away to see beyond what hurts, and make things better, Finding away to laugh when i want to cry, finding away to smile when i just dont want to. Finding away to see the beauty that i just cannot see. Finding away to overcome the pain that has left a scar. Finding away to learn how to be strong when i just am so weak. Finding away to be the person i want to be. Finding away to make my dreams come true. Finding away to make you see that i am a good person and can be a good friend. Finding away for people to look past my mistakes and see me as a person who tries her best. Finding away to see through the tears, will you be there my friend.
Something To Put A Smile On Your Face...
WAX IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!! WARNING!! MAKE SURE YOU GO POTTY BEFORE YOU READ THIS. All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead o
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Rules To Live By...
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO . Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR . When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX . Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE . Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. . In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN . Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN . When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN . Remember that great love
To Be Pagan
I am Pagan, I study healing plants and their applications. I also study other walks of religion.I believe in magic, and I believe that their is something or someone guiding us along along a path. And for those who don't know...satanists are not pagans, they believe in the devil and in hell, we don't. Also a lot of people must understand...everyone has a choice in what type of paganism they choose to practice..I chose eclectic because i'm interested in many things and paths, also all paths have healing myths and properties that others don't. My children are not pagan...they're thier choice I told them they could choose what they wish to believe...I'd love them any way they wanted to's their life. Nature plays a big part in my life, the cycles, the animals, the weather, the I'm happiest in natural places. This is just a small part of my beliefs...for those who accept me I thank you....for those that don' bite me.
Text Message
Hello! Hello! HELLO!!! its me...your phone. I just wanted to get out of your pocket for a minute, the smell from your ass was killing me.
i am NOT posting bulletins too fast! i posted one and its been a good 5 minutes since my last one and you're still telling me that! Do we have to do EVERYTHING at tortoise speed around here???? Coles a little cranky this morning lol, sorry guys ♥
Reflections Of A Beautiful Morning
The sun rises above the hillcrest, As does the joy of my heart; Rays of warmth and love, From him I will never depart. Fresh dew upon the grass, Young birds chirp in their nests; I watch him gently sleep, My love to him I silently profess. I enjoy the stillness and calm, Watching as he smiles and dreams; He brings me to stillness and peace, Like that of a slow flowing stream. My heart and soul flow with love, And I smile as I quietly reflect; I've been handed a sweet prince, A sweet prince who will love and protect. A vow to myself I make, As he quietly sleeps away; To love and always cherish him, Until my last breath until my last day. So easy whisper to me The infinite language of our heart. Uplift me with your joyful smile. Its the little things you do That make loving you so easy.
Haging With D-mizzle
any ladies from eugene/springfeild or. that want to party sometime message me d-mizzle
She's My Queen
i met her when i was just 5 years old she can be so hot but be so cold she act so young but can look so old she taught me to rid myself of hate taught me not to trust authority and always debate when givin the opportunity she can make everyone so happy but drive everyone to the brink of insanity making em loot, riot, and cause calamity she's can hurt da pro's make kings out da lowest of da lows she can ship dem bricks come back and take they shit she's my queen she light up at night if ya know what i mean she's my queen keep gangsta's rollin wit a lean she's my queen she can be so dirty but stay so clean cause ya know she's my queen not to mention as i slide up and down her curves betta slow ya roll or ya might just see her at her worst when that snow falls down her hills lock up ya wheels, lose control of ya steering wheels she can make the hardest rider crash and burn she make the smartest man wanna learn t
Invincible Irony Pt 2.
I've said it once, and I'll say it again: I don't care if I'm a 'significant other,' I don't care if I'm a good friend, I don't care if I'm barely an acquaintance. Just as long as remembering me is a happy thought. I think that's all need, from anybody. At the very least, I want to be something to be smiled about.Oh they told me I was gorgeous in a way, and that fateful day I found who I was. So fill this hole with my prescriptions. I just keep feeding my addictions.And all the friends that I have gone through, and how much I deserve the pain. It's a shame. You were the ones that stood by my side...So hold your head. Hold it up high. Here's to the friends that were alibis. Keep this close by your side. When I come home we will have our night.Right now? I'm not finding what I'm looking for. My energy is in all the wrong places. I feel wasted, in many definitions of the phrase. Writing, art, school, NOTHING is going the way I've tried to make it. I'm sick of throwing myself into vulnerab
Happy Birthday To My Good Friend
Did This Guy Think He Was Dropping Off A Stray Cat Or What?
Good Morning. I have a short story today that I actually got a kick out of and should not have laughed due to the nature of the crime. Kid Knapping is a serious deal. But this guy has to be the dumbest guy south of Homer J Simpson. Here is the story: Donald Turk, 48, and two associates were charged in Lake Elsinore, Calif., in September with kidnapping Turk's girlfriend, whom Turk was trying to push out of his life because she annoyed him. His plan, allegedly, was to take her to Mexico, drop her off, and hope that she would not return home. However, she was back several hours later, demanding that Turk pay off the cab driver who had driven her from the border. Arrested with Turk was a 47-year-old pal nicknamed "No Nose" because he has a hole in the middle of his face as the result of a gunshot. Said police Det. Joe Greco, "(This case) is like something out of a Quentin Tarantino movie." [Press-Enterprise (Riverside, Calif.), 9-18-07] Did the EX Boyfriend think he was dropping off an un
A Funny
When the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge. Then the Lord called the Monkey and gave him 20 years. "But I don't need 20 years," said the Monkey. "Ten years is plenty." "May I have the other 10 years?" asked Man. The Monkey agreed. The Lord called the Lion next and also gave him 20 good years. The Lion also only wanted 10, so again Man asked for the remaining ten. Then came the Donkey, who was also granted 20 years. Like the others, 10 was more than enough. Man again asked for the spare ten years and got them. This explains why Man has 20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion 'bout it, and 10 years of making an ass out of himself.
Enter You Have The Key
pepole that hate on others for no dame reason hanging nooses & shit need there ass kicked if you are this person kick your self in the ass & get your bitch ass off my page if i have you as a friend i dont wont it any more & if you got something fly to say ima come to your house & kick your ass my got dame self
Hell Yeah!
My FUBAR-oscope for today... "Your social energy is supercharged today and it's the perfect time for dates, customer meetings or any other situation in which you need to relate to people under circumstances that might seem a little odd." I love it! :D
All Friends
MyHotComments Thank you all so much for all the ratings and comments. I am sorry I havent had a chance to get back to all of you, my husband is only home about another week and I am trying to spend as much time with him as I can before he goes back to Iraq, I promise I will get to all of you! Thanks again. Much love to you all!
Twelve Days Of Christmas
Twelve Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . a partridge in a pear tree! On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree! On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree! On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . four calling birds three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree! On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . five golden rings! four calling birds three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree! On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . six geese a layin' five golden rings! four calling birds three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree! On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . seven swans a swimmin’ six
We Are In The Air...25 On Cappys Flight Now Join In
CAPPYS FLIGHT A place to gain Friends/Fans/Rates so step up and hop on CAPPYS FLIGHT Its Pretty simple to join in if ya want to.Its just a fun way to meet some new peeps on FUBAR ALWAYS GO TO MY LAST FLIGHT BLOG TO ADD THE PEOPLE IT WILL BE THE UPDATED FLIGHT SCHEDULE FOR ALL PASSENGERS THANKS CAPPY (1) Must add Pilot and Co-Pilot and all Passengers (2) Contact me when you have all people Fanned/Rated/Added (a) when adding make sure you tell the people your from CAPPYS FLIGHT (b) CONTACT Pilot (me) or Co-Pilot by fu-mail (3) I want LEGIT people only so im makeing this FLIGHT to where you must have a salute to be added to the flight. Basically NO PASSPORT (salute) NO FLIGHT (4) NO DRAMA and NO LOW-RATEING rate with only 10's or 11 ONLY or DONT JOIN the FLIGHT (5) All I ask is to got to everyone on the list and FAN/RATE PAGE/ADD you may rate pics and stash if wanted and all people will return fubar LOVE.
Practice Safe Sex
Fuck It
Your ability to fit in to most varieties of social situations is handy right now, thanks to a few abrupt changes in your schedule. If anything, though, you should have a blast by mixing things up! i have no clue what you're talking about. this has been a long hard week and i'm ready for it to be over... which is sad considering that monday promises to be a first class bitch.
My Horoscope For The Day, U Know Me Always Bloggin It Lol
Your social energy is perfect for reaching out to new people. They may be going through some confusing times, but it's incredibly simple for you to reassure them that things are perfectly normal.
Really Really
So I've been really sick for the last month and the doctors have no clue whats going on at all. So basically I have this horrible pain in my lower abdominal area on the right side. Its not appendicitis. Sometimes it gets so bad that I can't move and I cry a lot. If anyone has been through this or has any ideas let me know. The pain killers the hospital is giving me aren't helping at all.
Somewhere In Time
Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook Semi Modern Romeo & Juliet love story
After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her arthritis and impaired vision to the point of near blindness My apprehension lightened a bit when the woman assured me that everything would be taken care of. I thanked her profusely. "Oh, you're welcome," she replied. I was about to hang up when she cheerfully asked, ..."And will your grandmother need a rental car?"
Lost 11-18-07 By: Travis Smith A man in a suit walks up to a podium in front of a several hundred people. His tie is loose, his hair is ravished, and his clothes are wrinkled. He's wearing a suit in which he'd slept in for the last few days. Through blood shot eyes he looks around the room and he takes in the enormity of what's around him. "Redemption.. What is redemption?" He looks around with a puzzled look as if someone broke wind in front of him. This is a portly man, with a double chin, fair skinned, long jaw line, and a big nose. His hands are little big compared to most and his belly sticks out just a tad from his belt line. Both of his hands grip the podium as he leans on it. The stand creaks slightly. "How do we achieve redemption?" He curls any eyebrow over his right eye. His green eyes peer out into the group who are listening attentively. "Do we gain it through striking another, blasting their name out loud, blackmail, impositions, nasty notes, or do we
I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down But wait... You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around and say.. That it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat (But that's nothing new) Yeah yeah I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue And you say Sorry like the Angel Heaven let me think was you, But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late Woahooo woah It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah yeah I said it's too late to apologize, a yeah I'm holding your rope Got me ten feet off the ground...
Definition Of A Soldier
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. a soldier is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician and the subtlety of Mt. Saint Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everywhere; In love, in battle, in lust, in trouble, in debt, in bars... and sometimes behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter, clean clothes or a pack of smokes. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. Brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Playboy or Sports Illustrated or GUNS & AMMO in his back pocket. When he wants s
I Amuse Me. Lol
I saw that the Exorcism of Emily Rose was on last night so I thought I'd watch it. It's never scared me just creeped me out. Anyway after the movie was done I was SO creeped out I was wide awake for the next 2 hours. lol. I don't get it. I can watch the Exorcism and sleep like a baby right after but I watch Emily Rose and I'm paranoid. Go fig. G'morning btw!
Lesson 6
An oral ejaculation is not always a welcome event, especially when it’s not being expected. Although it’s not recommended to cut off the flow entirely, the flow can be reduced by applying pressure to his urethra, found along the entire base of his shaft.
Need Some Help Here
How do i take someone off of my ignore list on fubar?
Yet Another Winner
lol if you read my blogs, then you know the kind of losers that apparently always seem to find me. Here is a brief conversation with yet another winner. (Sorry, read from the bottom up). My name is...: no probs ur not worth my time anyway i removed u as a fan n friend neva here frm me again ->Marina - t...: umm ok...think of it as whatever you like. Would you mind not contacting me anymore? My name is...: yea u sell toys fuk aware party ->Marina - t...: I wouldn't consider them adult parties...they are just girl parties really with adult toys My name is...: ooo adult parties for females sex toys The funny thing is that these idiots act like I'm the one stalking them. I guess I'm supposed to be very disappointed that he removed me as a friend and a fan. Yeah, my eyes are just teary right now.
Honey *karoke*
I wish I had known about this sooner. I could have posted it and maybe gotten more donations. Anyway, I was able to donate $300 to the St Louis Childrens Hospital. Just goes to show every little bit counts.
Ballad Of A Teenage Queen *karoke*
The Shadow Of The Day Will Embrace The World In Gray
Daily Horoscope: Taurus For November 20,2007 You may be struggling against the day somewhat, thanks to mismatched energies that just never seem to sync up. If you can find a quiet place and hang tight, you'll actually get more done. I guess I better go in my room and draw today... sounds like a good idea. before i go punching any more walls. I thank my really close friends for being here for me. I don't know what i would do w/out u. means alot to me that someone is there .... and there to tell me that everything will be okay. I'm sorry if I sound needy... but i don't have many close friends to talk to. cuz they wouldn't understand. just please give me a minute when i say hi... i might need you. Slipping Away by ~stupidg1rl on deviantART
Prince - Darling Nikki
PRINCE - Darling Nikki I knew a girl named Nikki I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said how'd u like 2 waste some time And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind She took me 2 her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said sign your name on the dotted line The lights went out And Nikki started 2 grind Nikki The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can't tell u what she did 2 me But my body will never be the same Her lovin' will kick your behind Oh, she'll show u no mercy But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind Darlin' Nikki Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there I looked all over and all I found Was a phone unmber on the stairs It said thank u 4 a funky time Call me up whenever u want 2 grind Oh, Nikki, ohhhh Come back Nikki, come back Your dirty little Prince Wanna grind
Soulful Moments
Soulful Moments by WhollyPhuck The ceaseless, rapid change of the ocean The slow change of the hills The swaying of long grass in the breeze The stars in an outback sky Gazing upon them empties my mind, and draws me out of my body They set me free The line of a leg, or a neck The shape or colour of an eye A glance, a facial expression The curve of a waist, a back, breast, buttocks, or a smile These invoke a desire that is beyond the physical The playfulness of puppies, kittens and all baby animals Watching as they discover their bodies, and how to use them As they discover the world, and how to interact with it Brings back the joy and wonder of youth The sharing of food, drink, and laughter Spending hours deep in conversation Or relaxing in pleasurable silence Make my life fuller The way music echoes and amplifies emotions Or how it can change them From deep sadness to great joy, and everywhere between The sound of an instrument, or a chord The turn of
Well Its Not Snow...
but its rain...geesh...anyway the library will be closed due to the holiday...i will be back here the day after....hope you all have ann awesome the ones you're with..and not just with is a safe and i'll catch you on the flip side! Eric
Firehouse - Love Of A Lifetime
Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook If you find your love of a lifetime,Cherish them,Love them completely, Communicate with them about everything, Never let them go...... Cause that kind of Love is rare,Your Soulmate
Get Paid
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Follow My Heart
Should I move to be with the one I love or should I just stay where I am at?
Blue Monday
This is the Flunk version- it sums up my heart... How does it feel To treat me like you do When you've laid your hands upon me And told me who you are I thought I was mistaken I thought I heard your words Tell me how do I feel Tell me now how do I feel Those who came before me Lived through their vocations From the past until completion They will turn away no more And I still find it so hard To say what I need to say But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me Just how I should feel today I see a ship in the harbor I can and shall obey But if it wasn't for your misfortunes Id be a heavenly person today And I thought I was mistaken And I thought I heard you speak Tell me how do I feel Tell me now how should I feel Now I stand here waiting I thought I told you to leave me While I walked down to the beach Tell me how does it feel When your heart grows cold (grows cold, grows cold, grows cold) - New order version-
November Rain
When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained But darlin' when I hold you Don't you know I feel the same 'Cause nothin' lasts forever And we both know hearts can change And it's hard to hold a candle In the cold November rain We've been through this such a long long time Just tryin' to kill the pain But lovers always come and lovers always go An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today Walking away If we could take the time to lay it on the line I could rest my head Just knowin' that you were mine All mine So if you want to love me then darlin' don't refrain Or I'll just end up walkin' In the cold November rain Do you need some time...on your own Do you need some time...all alone Everybody needs some time...on their own Don't you know you need some time...all alone I know it's hard to keep an open heart When even friends seem out to harm you But if you could heal a broken heart Wouldn't time be out to charm you Sometimes I need some time...o
Turkey Day
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This Needs To Be Seen And Passed On To All Please
This holiday season for me sux, but i was just reminded that even though for me its bad, for a lot of others its worse. Please, share this with your friends and fan and family...cause to be honest...we all know someone who needs to know we care. Love you all.
A New Beginning
A new beginning, and new doors opening. For the dreams i have had, and the tears i have cried it is time to let go of the things i cannot change and cange the things i can. A new beginning, stepping forward towards the new doors that have opened. It seems that there was no end to the pain, no end to the tears, but now i know that life isnt always turn out the way it should, you must take challanges and know that it is the pain that makes you stronger. A new beginning, new stepping stones to a whole new life for me. A new beginning although things will never be the same i know that i must move on. A new beginning, new memories to build. A new beginning new dreams. Time to let go of the way things use to be. A new beginning, new tears will be shed, but knowing that i have you my friends, I know i can make it through anything that life brings my way. A new beginning.
"in Him We Live, And Move, And Have Our Being"
We walk in a world that is strange and unknown And in the midst of the crowd we still feel alone, We question our purpose, our part and our place In this vast land of mystery suspended in space, We probe and explore and try hard to explain The tumult of thoughts that our minds entertain... But all of our probings and complex explanations Of man's inner feelings and fears and frustrations Still leave us engulfed in the "MYSTERY of LIFE" With all of its struggles and suffering and strife, Unable to fathom what tomorrow will bring- But there is one truth to which we can cling, For while LIFE'S a MYSTERY man can't understand The "GREAT GIVER of LIFE" is holding our hand And safe in HIS care there is no need for seeing For" IN HIM WE LIVE and MOVE and HAVE OUR BEING." Written By: Helen Steiner Rice
Peace Begins In The Home And In The Heart
Peace is not something you fight for With bombs and missles that kill, Nor can it be won in a "battle of words" Man fashions by scheming and skill... For men who are greedy and warlike, Whose avarice for power cannot cease, can never contribute in helping To bring this world nearer to peace... For in seeking PEACE for ALL PEOPLE There is only one place to begin And that is in each HOME and HEART- For the FORTRESS of PEACE is WITHIN! Written By: Helen Steiner Rice
I just want to say I would like people that are on my friends list take the time to get to know me before they judge me or accuse me of something I didn't do, I'd definetly would like to have friends who like me for me, :D
More Poetry
The first time we met I knew right away My heart would remember That moment that day The first time we laughed It was easy to see Id found something special My very own "we" The first time we touched There wasn't a doubt That this was what falling in love was about I knew from the first And how did I know It's really quite simple My heart told me so I Love You
Spiced Popcorn
1. 2 teaspoons chili powder 2. 1 teaspoon paprika 3. 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper 4. 1 teaspoon kosher or sea salt 5. 1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil 6. 15 cups hot unsalted stove- or air-popped popcorn Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 144 kcal * Carbohydrates: 12 g * Dietary Fiber: 2 g * Fat: 10 g * Protein: 1 g * Sugars: 0 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. In a small bowl, mix the chili powder, paprika, cayenne and salt. In an extra-large bowl, drizzle some olive oil over the popcorn and sprinkle with some of the spices. Mix with your hands; repeat until the popcorn is evenly coated. Yield: 8 servings
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A True Soul Mate
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you
F!@#ing Phone
Hey Ya'll and everyone who tried to call my phone got shut off Sun. cause i was late by like 40 dollars but whatever it is back on and no i was not avoiding anybody so please don't take it that way talk to everyone late
A Child Cries In The Night
A child cries in the night, Need comfort. Beaten black and blue, they don't understand. They kneel by there bed side hoping the pain will stop. A little child cries in the night, hoping things will get better. Trying to find a warm place a safe place to lay there head. A child cries in the night. fighting the tears that just wont stop. It shouldnt hurt to be a child, A child cries in the night, scared that tonight might just be there last. A child cries in the night. Where is mommy and daddy why did they get taken away. Why do i feel so alone. A child cries in the night beaten black and blue, kneeling down to pray by there bedside tonight hoping that God would hear there cries. Just trying to understand why it hurts so much. A Child cries in the night, kneels by there bedside needed the comfort needing the love to show them the way. A child cries in the night hoping to find a better place, a place where the pain will go away. A child cries in the night.
2 Down!
We got 2 down and just 2 more to go, you guys are awesome! We have one more happy hour after this, lets see what you can do :) ☆HΣLLƒIℜΣ☆@ fubar W.I.S.E.U.K.F~OFFICIAL ,L,U,V CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar
Way Too Go
way too go guys we leveled up three of the 4 that heart posted in her blog all i can say is very proud of all of you and tyvm fire&ice kicks ass
When It Comes To Kids
all put our problems to the side and we all come together
im your cosmic youre my steller unique on a universal, starry adventure a trip across uncharted skys youre radiance surpass my eyes a broaded visual of having everything my internal cosmic heartbeat im youre external solar system our righteous universe happiness and joy, together we stand hand in hand we face the harshness of man we wont fall in this worlds game well sing this song, together we made.
No Internet
im at the library..ugh my internet got cut off...for how long i don't know but thisi s like the onlytime i'll prolly be on here..til then i don't know...whenever i get my net back on so yeah just lettin yall know why ya haven't seen me alright..nothing bad happened lol laterzz xoxox
The End Of The Year
Its almost the end of the year. How much has changed? Plenty. I live in a different place. I don't hang out that much with old crowd. I was asked recently why I don't hang out with them and I told them the truth. Too much drama with one of the people. She butts into everyone's busy, creates problems between couples and she flat out lies to everyone. Even when you have proof that it was her she tries to say she was drunk and didn't know what she was doing. The crowd I hung around with get drunk all the time. Maybe I just grew up and don't want that. I watch my best friend in the group get so drunk and then drive home last week and it scared me. She was swerving over the line and she wouldn't let anyone else drive her vehicle. I said something to her the next day and then sure enough this weekend she did the same thing. I don't want to be around when she has that accident. Too many of the gang drives drunk. I rarely get drunk now a days. If I have to drive I limit what I drink.
Enter Sandman
Done by Metallica Say your prayers its a 1 dont forget my son to include everyone I tuck you in all within Keep u free from sin till the sandman he comes Sleep with one eye open griping ur pillow tight Exit light into Night Take my hand we're off to never never land Somethings wrong stop the light maybe not to night and the arm waits dreams of war stream of lies streams of dragons fire anything that will burn sleep with one open griping ur pillow tight Exit light Into night Take my hand we're off to never never land Now I lay me down to sleep Pray the Lord my soul to keep If I die before I wake Pray the lord my soul to take Hush little baby dont say a word And never mind that noise u heard its just the beast under your bed in your closet in your head Exit Light Into night Grain of sand Exit light Into night Take my hand We're off to never never land!!!!!!!!
What Gender Is My Brain?
Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
Thats All What She Need
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Great Quotes...
When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of Empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return." It became very quiet in the room. ************** Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying "Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?" A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat se
In Memory
What was it you had said? Why did you have to go? Each simple little memory Now passes by so slow. I am stuck in the yesterday Not wanting to accept The horrid truth that you are gone Your life taken without threat This morning you awoke To face a brand new day But a cold-hearted terrorist Took that gift away Though the grave cry for the lost In the settling of the dust They failed to shake our foundation For in God we put our trust. Michelle Lynn McPeters Copyright ©2007 Michelle McPeters
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My Other Sister
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Subject: School 1967 Vs. 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled. 2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is diagn
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Pranks... Perhaps The Meaning Should Be Changed In Some Cases.
Good Morning how ya doing today? Pranks. This topic has come up a few times in my writings but today it comes up due to an article entitled FAVORITE PRANKS under the A List search tab on MSN today. Apparently most of the top pranks were pulled off by seniors at various high schools around the country and that is really how it should be. However the picture for the article shows a dyed in the wool smile from a beauty queen finding it hard to put on that fake smile thru strains of fighting back tears due to her dress being pepper sprayed by another contestant. I say another contestant because I did not feel the need to read the article primarily because of a show I try to always watch jaded me from that. The show was the weakest link. Over the past 6 weeks the show has had on movie stars, wrestlers, out of work actors, you name it they are there doing the show and the winner gives the money to their favorite charity. Which is a great and noble cause. The beauty queen show had been fresh
You're A Foul One, Ms Grinch
I'm just rethinking this whole holiday thing. Do I really wanna go out, fight the crowds, buy stuff on credit that people probably don't even want, spend hours wrapping things in paper that's gonna go straight into the trash and myself into more debt than I can reasonably handle? We drove to the UP last Wednesday for Thanksgiving. And two thirds of the houses on the road to the cabin already had Santas and reindeer leaping across the lawns in rather tasteless displays of gimmicky lights and kitsch. When I looked at all that, I thought about all the wasted energy and money going down the drain instead of doing something really useful, I actually felt a little sad. So now I sound like the Grinch or Scrooge, all bah, humbug and stingy nastiness. Like some humorless dweeb carrying on. Sigh. I don't really mean to sound so ....self-righteous. I mean, sure I like a trimmed tree, good cheer, plenty of story telling of Christmases past and good times, maybe a little eg
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omfg!! this site is even scarier than MySpace!!! and apparently it's actually censored, so I really, really don't see why people come here. do not rejoice however, for you are not free of my retardedness just yet: when i get used to the eerie mess that is my homepage, i shall start reposting my Yahoo!360 blogs here like i do in MySpace and Multiply. yay!! (...?) meanwhile, here's my 360 page and my multiply and myspace pages if you seriously have no life. oh, and there WILL be porn, i promise =P ....omg does this site even accept html???
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I Am A New Uncle! :-)
At roughly 5 o'clock yesterday evening, my sister Michelle gave birth to a 6 lb. 9 oz. baby boy! He is named Hayden Sinclair Glebe They induced her early in the morning and it was an up-and-down process all day long. She can having problems with her heart rate and the baby's heart rate going up and down all day. That is why they were putting off doing a C-section. Later in the day, things began to settle down and the thought was they were going to go ahead and do the C-section. But as it turned out, she started dilating more, they gave her two epidurals and she did fine. My mom said that she was not in very much distress during the entire process until the very end which I am sure all of the ladies know only too well! Men, we have it made don't we? :-) I talked with her this morning and she said that she was feeling well and had seen the baby last night several times and even change the diaper this morning. It has already begun! Ha! So I am a proud uncle. The baby is
No Wittiness Here, Just Ramblin
there was a time i thought of only you the smile in your eyes, the laughter in your voice the adoration i felt for you was real i thought it all returned now i know it was nothing but a dream, a fanatsy i was given a rude wake up call the words tearing into me as no others have i wasnt good enough, you needed more then one and so another journey ends before it was completed just another of lifes lessons learned believe me, i will not forget anytime soon so enjoy her my love, i sincerely hope you do i hope she was worth it, that she is ten times me someday i will think kindly on you again for now, i will gladly wallow awhile, i think i've earned it and then i will move on because what you so easily threw away another will gladly pick up someone who will cherish me for what i am not shop around for the best deal
Blast From The Past
Sometimes we don't realize how much of an impact we can have on the lives of those we befriend....I know I didn't, at least until today. I logged on to check my Myspace (which I should do more frequently) and saw a face I haven't seen in years. It was Erika, a girl I went to my middle school. She asked if I remembered her...of course I did, because she was my best friend back then. She said she'd always wondered what happened to me after she moved away and wanted to thank me for always being there to listen when she needed a friend. Her parents were going through an ugly divorce back then and it was really hard on her. It's funny to think that after all these years she still remembered me and looked me up. We did some catching up today and we will be getting together for lunch soon. Guess Myspace is good for something, lol.
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Traditions & Symbols
Many common Yule symbols and traditions actually originated in Babylon, Persia, Greece, & Rome, but things like bells, holly, Christmas trees, candy canes, and Santa Claus were devised by Christians. Though Christians managed to convert the masses, a good many Pagans went on with their own festivals; they breathed fresh life into the ancient customs and added new symbols as they went. The Christians devised their own symbologies as well, and pretty soon, all the symbols, customs, and traditions melded together. Advent Wreath: Although Advent initially came from the Lutherans, many religious sectors adopted the tradition and adapted its function to suit their own purposes. Traditionally, the wreath is made of evergreens with four candles ensconced within, and its ritual begins four days before Christmas. A candle is lit each Sunday and burns throughout the week to welcome the “light of the world.” On the fourth Sunday, all four candles burn together in welcome. Evergreens: Decorat
Object Of Desire
What is the object of your desire? What is it that can win your heart? Was it that I was not pretty enough? Was it that my heart was not loving enough? In a female what is it that she needs to be? Was my body not built in the right way? Did my eyes not invite you? Were my words not said in the right way? Did society say no not her, She is not the right thing. What is the object of your desire? What is it that took your heart away? Why didn't you want to love me? Why did you turn and walk away? The object of your desire, Must be a beautiful thing. Her heart must be made of gold. She must give you everything. I know it will never happen. I still wish with all my heart. That it was I , And no one else, That was the object of your desire.
A Real Cowboy
A REAL COWBOY An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy. After a short while he asked her what she was. "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," said the young woman. A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
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Naughty Fun
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Does it really matter if I have a scar on my face, does it scare you to think that I'm not perfect not pretty, an blase? Well I know it's a sight an that you always turn away that you don't want me no-more i hide from the day. If I'm not what you want now then please let me go.... let me have my solitude let me be alone. For what is left for me besides being tosses aside it's better for you to leave and for me to hide. I cry now at the site the freak I've become and know in my heart that I'm better off alone. tears no gentle goodbyes you've done enough damage so why stay an lie? you take your leaving and I'll say he's gone out of my life no more harm.
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 goodbye America

 We know Dick Lamm as  the former Governor of  Colorado. In that context, his thoughts are particularly poignant. 
 Last week, there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington,  DC, filled  to capacity by many of American's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor by the name of Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest  book, "Mexifornia," explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal - is  destroying the entire  State of California. He  said it would march across the country until  it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream.

 Moments later,  former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave a stunning speech  on how to destroy America. The  audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the destruction of  the United  States. He  said: "If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to do.  No nation in history has survived the r
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now have to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. so, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... P..... E..... N..... I..... S..... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH
After everything i have been through (none of you know except like ash or tammy or joy) i have a very hard time being confident in myself. I can come off as a very bitchy, out spoken person but really i just dont have that much confidence in myself... I was just wondering if anyone knows anyway that could help me love myself more, be more confident in myself because its affecting me and people that i love/like/care about. Thanks :)
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Busted Out My Shoulder
puttin up the damn x-mas tree dunno how it happened.. but it did.
What is love? Is love something to play with? Is love something you joke about? Is love something that you can get out of a store? What is love really? Do you know what it is? Can you help me find and know what it is? Cuz I dont know no more what love is. I was told that love was a feeling a feeling that you have with someone Where would you find this someone? Would you find this someone in a store in the on the street? and how do you know its love? What would you feel? People say that you will know its love when it happens When will it happen or will it ever no one really knows if or when love will happen Will you love me ???
Just have to say that when kids get to be teens dont lose track that they are teens. Love them unconditionally no matter what. Be supportive of them no matter their choices in life that is how we all learn from our mistakes we make.
What The F---k Happened
Ok today I went to rates pics when I started to rate people I always rates I discovered that all the pics in there folders showed thatIi had not even rated them. As I went to the next one it was the same I had rated all the every family member but one.So please tell but what the f---k is going on.None of the points are missing.I over this crap with fubar.
Final Inspection
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you ? Have you always turned the other cheek ? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to
The Marine
THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people who hate you, With the protests they've shown. Fight for the stranger, Fight for the young. So they all may have, =BR>The greatest freedom you've won. Fight for the sick, Fight for the poor Fight for the cripple, Who lives next door. But when your time comes, Do what I've done. For if you stan
What The Flag Draped Coffin Means
What the Flag Draped Coffin Means Understand what the flag draped coffin really means. Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many survivors. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we learn something new every day! The 1st fold of the flag is a symbol of life. The 2nd fold is a symbol of the belief in eternal life. The 3rd fold is made in honor and remembrance of the veterans departing the ranks who gave a portion of their lives for the defense of the country to attain peace throughout the world. The 4th fold represents the weaker nature, for as American citizens trusting in God, it is to Him we turn in times of peace as well as in
Para Ruby!
Hola hermana estimado. Por su pedido yo escribo un poco algo para usted. Tengo que concentrar y cerciorarse esto tiene sentido. ¿De todos modos cómo es usted? ¿Bueno? Refresque. Mí también. Así que sí. ¡La paz fuera!
Today I made quite the profound discovery indeed. I had never realized until daydreaming about the beach that I had witnessed an actual "Epiphany". Now here it is. Check this shit out. We are taught there are but 4 elements. Earth, Wind, Fire and Young.. I mean Water. yeah wow that showed my age didn't it. anyway.. now this Revelation here showed me there are actually 8 elements and I'm hypothesizing more. The Discovery of the 8 Elements. Saturday, July 08, 2006 9:35am. The 8 natural elements. 1: Earth 2: Wind 3: Fire 4: Water 5: Carpet 6: Smokes 7: Electronics 8: Coffee After my recent discovery of the 4 new elements I had to revamp the astrological chart in order to put things as they should be. Correctly. Aries - Element: Electronics. Your a genius with a remote. The Ram. Why? Because you always have to but heads with everyone always thinking your right. Taurus - Element: Carpet. You make a great housekeeper. The Bull. Why? Bec
lalalalalalala enough of that anyways since i had the morning off me and blake finished the rest of our christmas shopping we still have a few more people to buy for but we got most of it done.. anyways i need some help leveling up if you like to help please do if not its alright i'll understand.. but i would love the help Thank You!! :)
The Holidays...
Bare with me on this... If you take the time to read this let me thank you in advance... The Holidays... I tell myself always that everything is fine. I tell myself that things will always be ok. It's Christmas again and I find myself in the same situation I'm always in this time of year. I sit here and think of all the things I have sacrificed for the well being of my children that I love with all my heart. I have set aside the things I wish for. I have once again fallen on hard times finding my self thinking of what i can get my children for Christmas. I never thought that 7 years would go by so quickly. How fatherhood has been so hard being and doing all I can for my little ones. I see so many people with there fancy things wondering to myself if those poeple actually appreciate the simple things in life like Life, Love, and Happiness. What renders me speechless is when my oldest comes up to me and tells me that she does not want anything for Christmas what am I to say to t
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Onions And Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
Ugh Tomorrow.
we're having consultants in for the rest of week. found out they have nothing to do with the office people so I guess I'll just sit at my desk and mess with my red stapler. Have a good one guys!
Just A Peek At My Lace
ok so here i am... sitting thinkin about..... well nothing really. just a bunch of random thoughts running through my mind. so which one do i concentrate on? i dunno. should i take the fact that i have to get up at 3am to go to work and go to bed.... or do i just let the randomness continue? i know that this wont make any sense to anyone, but its just more or less for me to just vent in suppose you could say.... so many thoughts, so little time. maybe just maybe one day ill figure them all out... doubtful but hell you never know. im tired... maybe i should go to sleep. but the mind wont shut up... so i really dont wanna fall asleep. thinking about people ive met, loved, would like to meet, places ive been and would like to go. i just wish that i could make sense of it all..... one day, some day the pieces will fall into place. maybe someone will help me make sense of it all... or will it all be a mystery till the end of my days..... no im not crazy, well not in a literal sense... im ju
Moon Phases
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Like a flash of light in an endless night Life is trapped between two black entities 'Cause when you trust someone, illusion has begun No way to prepare, impending despair Did one say so cruel: "Tis better to love than lose" Ignorance is bliss - wish not knew your kiss So many times been burned, this lesson goes unlearned Remember desire only fuels the fire - liar Betwixed birth and death, every breath regret I pity the living, envy for the dead Emotionally stunned, in defense, I'm numb I'd rather not care than to be aware - be scared I don't need love Are a thousand tears worth a single smile? When you give an inch, will they take a mile? Longing for the past but dreading the future If not being used, well then you're a user and a loser World renowned failure at both death and life Given nothingness, purgatory blight To run and hide, a cowardly procedure Options exhausted, except for anesthesia - anesthesia I don't feel anything.
Gone A Week And...
It is really strange... I am gone a week and come back and I see that all the photos I rated before I can rate again.. did this happen to anyone else. I also lost 2 crushes in one week.. makes me think I wasn't a very big crush to begin It gets harder to get time online as the holidays approach, more family time, more hours at work, more work keeping the house up. My fun time is going away so rapidly. I am really looking forward to January. Hopefully things will settle down a little by then. Until then I will get on as much as I can and re-rate all your photos! :D Big hugs, Laura
My Son
Hey everyone my son made student of the month and they had it in the newspaper here. I am so proud of him he has been working so hard trying to get his grades up this year... Yea!!!!!!!!
Taxes Realitys Harsh Truth
This is too true to be very funny The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it
My brother comes home from bootcamp and im scared, I dont want him to change or be different. I hate change..i HATE it..i dont like change at all. And i miss him terribly. I miss him so much. Matthew...i miss you buddy. Im excited that he comes home. He comes home friday.
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/6/07;
More on yesterdays theme; You will never fuckin' get anywhere if you're afraid to step on a few toes!
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Atlantis Launch Postponed
STS-122 Atlantis Launch Scrubbed For Today. Image Above: Atlantis on Launch Pad 39A. Photo credit: NASA/Kim Shiflett Image Above: Atlantis delivers the Columbus Module to the ISS. The Columbus Module is the largest contribution to the ISS by the European Space Agency (ESA). Dec. 6, 10:30 a.m. EST: During tanking, two of four LH2 (Liquid Hydrogen) Engine Cutoff (ECO) sensors (sensor #3 and #4) failed to respond appropriately, which is a Launch Commit Violation. The requirement to proceed calls for 3 of 4. The launch was scrubbed at 9:56 a.m. EST on the recommendation of Launch Director Doug Lyons. Mission Management Team Chairman LeRoy Cain concurred following a short briefing on the issue. The ice inspection team will proceed with an abbreviated vehicle inspection prior to offloading the LO2 (Liquid Oxygen) and LH2 and recycle for a launch attempt tomorrow, at 4:09 p.m. A press briefing is tentative scheduled for 4 p.m. An update is forthcoming on NASA
Just A Test
Santa Is Satan
So I saw a mumm about whether or not Jesus and Santa are one in the same... after some research (and vodka) here is my theory Satan knows all the stuff about when you are sleeping and awake good and bad all that...and Satan mixed up spells Santa so perhaps Santa is Satan and thats why he leaves coal... I mean there has to be an abundance of it in hell right? Not only that but the facts about Santa aren't good... 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. Demons are said to fly hmmm? 2) There are 2 billion children in the world (persons under 18). But since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist children, that reduces the workload by 85% of the total - leaving 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 c
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~ Christmas Lights To Carol Of The Bells ~
These incredible light displays are controlled by computer hardware and software specifically designed for this purpose and YES IT'S REAL! The display is silent to neighbors. The music is broadcast over a low power FM signal and a sign is placed in the yard to tell you what station to tune in to to hear the music. Pretty amazing!
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Ill Stand By You
My friends ill stand behind you to the end Oh why you look so sad The tears are in your eyes Come on and come to me now Don’t be ashamed to cry Let me see you through Cause I’ve seen the dark side too When the night falls on you You don't know what to do Nothing you confess Could make me love you less I’ll stand by you I’ll stand by you Won’t let nobody hurt you I’ll stand by you So if you're mad get mad Don’t hold it all inside Come on and talk to me now Hey, what you got to hide I get angry too Well I’m a lot like you When you're standing at the crossroads And don't know which path to choose Let me come along Cause even if you're wrong I’ll stand by you I’ll stand by you Won’t let nobody hurt you I’ll stand by you Take me in into you darkest hour And I’ll never desert you I’ll stand by you And when, when the night falls on you, baby You feeling all alone You won't be on your own I’ll stand by you I’ll stand by you Wo
All Of Me
My mouth does not say the things that I feel My mind does not stray wishing it was real My arms can not touch but they feel you still My eyes can not see the beauty that I need My legs will not move waiting for my time My ears will not hear until you appear My heart will not beat for no other one My love will not go even when I grow old I belong to you mind body and soul 11-13-07
Was The Night Before Christmas
Was the night before Christmas in a far distant land Not a creature was stirring not even the sand The soldiers were all nestled upon the floor Just settling down after another long day of war When up in the sky, there rose such a clatter The sirens rang out and everyone rose to see what was the matter The guns started blasting, the bombs started booming Everyone screaming instructions on who they were pursuing It was the insurgents again, they did not care whom they killed Women, men and children left dead in the field Our soldiers they weep our soldiers they die But Americans here have not a tear in their eye For you see our government, our president, and our states Think that having God in our society is just a waste We take for granted every day The things our forefathers gave us along the way No more Christmas there will be For our society has taken away Christ from us all So now no man shall ever be truly free. Our soldiers have died for all the freedoms that y
Smart Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing. He then decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault, "says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipmen
Top Elf Pickup Lines (last Of The Email)
* "Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?" * "We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle." * "That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there." * "Just because a guy wears tights doesn't mean he's gay." * "One night with me, baby, and you'll be sneezin' tinsel." * "Why, yes, I am George Stephanopoulos." * "I can't tell you how hard it is to be the only elf who's Jewish." * "Not everything about me is tiny." * "That's not Elmo, but don't stop tickling." * "I'm down here!" * "Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy." * "I was once a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt." * "No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler." * "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig." * "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners." * "I taught Santa everything he knows." * "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra." * "I'm free on Christmas Eve." * "Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you." * "I've got the keys to the
Moonlit Sky Over Diamond & Waikiki Beach
Ok... My opinion on how Women should be treated; A Women is just about the Most Important.... hmm I ain't gonna call them things.... Beings. There. Women are just about the Most Important Beings that inhabit this Planet. They should be treated with the Utmost respect. Men think about it, Without Women, we wouldn't be here. True without us no one would really be here, but come on. They go through the Trouble of carrying your children. Don't you think that they at least deserve enough respect to not be broken by us being major Pain in the asses?? When you find that someone, or even just find someone that you fall in love with, it could just be me, but don't you think that they should be the first on any agenda. When I find that someone, on my To Do List the first thing would be; Tell her how much you care about her. That should be the first thing on ALL Men's Agenda. If a women is hurt, Take care of them. Keep watching this Blog, I will try to add on to it.
10 Thoughts To Ponder For 2008
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet And they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to mak
The Untouchable
We all are so hungry for the best, wanting more every minute of our lives. Deep down inside we all are, in some way shape or form. There are those of us that are never satisfied, no matter what someone may do for us. And there are also those who seek out to capture and conquer, but yet when we have what we were so desprite to get, we no longer want it. Why do we think this way? Looking for something more... We keep on digging down deep inside of ourselves for the answers to understand ourselves, but do we really know who we are? You have heard of the expression" You never reallly know someone"? Well, do you really know you? Parcially, I do not... The soul is a great mystery, and so is the human mind. We spend our whole life trying to figure others out, and we lose ourselves in the center the battle. And so goes for wanting what we can not have. Why do you want it? You know you can't have it... If it is a boat, a new car, or a certain person that you may have fell in love with. We can't
Original American Terrorists
i bent my thumb back really bad and its turning black. isnt that awesome?
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Civilian Friends Vs Military Friends
Body: CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you don't get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed up!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Military FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone pi
From My Sweet Reflection--thank You Babygirl
Looking For A True & Faithful Woman
been run through the mill Just keep running in to the wroug women try 2 find a good 1 !!!!!!
I've Been A Bad Bad Girl
Ive been a bad bad girl, Ive been careless with a delicate man. And its a sad sad world, When a girl can break a boy Just because she can. Cheating. Dammit. I think that we’ve all heard the adage… once a cheater…always a cheater. I’m starting to think that it’s true. I’m starting to think that monogamy is dead. Fucking everything with a cock is back in fashion. As is lying, deception and other dubious characteristics that go along with cheating. What is it with cheating that I’m so addicted to? I’ve thought about it. Talked about it with close friends. Every single person says… “you can’t love so and so REALLY because you continue to cheat on him”. I can’t admit to that though. I do love him but fuck I love the idea of fucking other people too. Perhaps that’s what I should think about. Why do I love fucking? Mostly because I love getting my partner off and getting off myself. Perhaps once I am in a relationship such as I’ve been in off and on for a year now I
From My Personal Picks
Something’s are better left unsaid Engraved on the heart, erased from the head Something’s people aren't brave enough to hear Even when the answer seems so clear So I write these words no one wants to face I can't let these thoughts that are so real go to waste With this pen I let flow The secrets of my soul This paper is my canvass Giving me freedom that is nothing short of miraculous Painting with words the pictures in my head Releasing the storms of my heart,created by things better left unsaid
Another Real Time Master.. Lord Vlad Impaler.
When Lord Vlad came into my life I was not looking for a Master... I have to laugh because there were a lot of Masters and Doms I had fought off and had told that I really did not need a Master at the time. It was on my birthday when I met Lord Vlad, I had just moved to a new place. I will say that Master Vlad and I did not start out on good terms in a way. I had found that my honesty and integrity was in question by himself and a slave he knew after I had had a session with him. This of course did not bode well with me, and being the type I am I respectfully asked the slave to have him contact me.. (as it was from her that I found out his misgivings of me.) He did contact me and I told him my feelings on the subject. In the end with that we did work things out. He had found that I was not looking for a Master as I told any Master I spoke with. Simply I was still having issues within myself and knew I could not hold a stable firm one on one relationship. Also I enjoyed bein
Another Game To Play
You worked your way in very fast as to take control and to you only am I bowing, you started first on my emotions, tugging on my heart, to keep my eyes glowing, once done with that you moved on, carved out of my own flesh with bright blood flowing into the flames, dost thou consume the ashes of feeling that once where blowing. Vampire that you are, greedily inhaling all the life that once was showing. Killing me slowly as you gorge, upon my flesh piece by piece, destroying me utterly without knowing.
The soup has gone cold Tired old lines made new Take a sip of this shit It’s meant to make you fly Turkey without gravy Ain’t so hot tonight Last time I checked the time Melted desires pleasure no one Candles burn and flicker The alter built for you Worship this for a change Last time I checked God died Sing me another lullaby To dull my good sense Sultry sexy siren’s slip by Defenses not made to hide Guess its time to mend fences Last time I checked it was all lies.
Faunus The Roman Goat Foot
Words by Morven, Jennifer, Roger, Chip, & BG Tune: "Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer" Faunus the Roman Goat-God Had a very rigid prick And if you ever saw it You would say it's quite a trick All the other deities Used to leer suggestively They always wanted Faunus To Join in the revelry Then one frosty Saturnal Juno made this call "Faunus since you're hung so well, Won't you ring my solstice bell?" Then all the others pouted And they muttered jealously "Faunus, the Roman goat-god Better save a turn for me!"
Listless Thoughts
My Id and my Ego, are so far apart. My brain's so scattered, where do I start? Confusion reighns rampant, misguiding my soul. I know that I am seeking, something so much more. What it is I seek? who only knows. I guess that just, goes to show. How life is a cruel, and awful, sadistic game. Waiting for you, in the pouring rain. Icy shards of air, pierce my lungs as I try to breathe. Just give me something , good to believe. In moments of doubt, when I'm all alone. I look within myself, to find my own home. What's that you say? how can this be? feelings that border, on total insanity. Feeling so beautiful, but failing to see. The esscence of the soul, deep inside of me. Alone in my thoughts, as I always am. I love the looks, that I get from Man. Is that so very, wrong of me? Is there something , that I fail t
Broken Wingz
something i wrote a few weeks ago. enjoy. BROKEN WINGS its just another day in the life we lead, nobody feels the way i bleed, im just another angel with broken wings, im tryin 2 forget what these eyes have seen,when i was a child i used wonder what it be like 2 fly, and think if i was good enough i might get wings when i die, but now i see that things are different, aint no wings on my back, the streets of ghosts seduced my eyes, my dreams are now turned black, this glore & happiness is gone, all thats left is hurt on my face, fingers reach 2 find a halo, but find a blue rag in its place, you told me i was special, had a peice of your heart, now its the very thing that made me that tears me apart, and scars show my wounds of war, with a word & a score, and a crown of thorns, gives me hope for everytime i was torn, as i these days pass, i see the devilish morals of a stranger, to myself i still know that deep inside theres an angel, the only angel that be's, the only ang
Kind Of Xmas Tree I Should Be
You Should Have a Blue Christmas Tree For you, the holidays represent a time of calm, understanding, and peace. You avoid family fights, and you don't get too stressed out - even when things are crazy! You like to make Christmas about making everyone's life a little bit better. You don't get caught up in greed or commercialism. You're too sincere for that. Your blue tree would look great with: Lots of silver tinsel You should spend Christmas Eve watching: It's a Wonderful Life What you should bake for Santa: Chocolate chip cookies What Color Christmas Tree Should You Have?
Besides Vodka And Fruity Drinks...
Okay, when I drink in real life, not the life of fubar, I always drink vodka... Or occasionally fruity drinks like melon balls, wet pussy, etc. But all of the fruity drinks I drink have vodka in it. So apparently I don't ever drink other kinds of liquor. The one time I did [99Bananas] I had a really bad experience. Also, a bad experience with the ground, ants, and me in between. It wasn't funny then, kinda funny now, but I was GONE!!!
~ 9/11 The Falling Man ~
September 11 2001 was a day of many incredible and shocking stories: stories of survivors, stories of heroes. But there was one story that people didn't want to face. The story of the people who began to jump from the World Trade Center just minutes after the first plane hit. Their images were caught on videotape and in photographs, but soon they were never seen again, as if they had never existed. Among those pictures is one of the most unforgettable images from 9/11 - a photograph of a falling man, frozen in mid air, his body perfectly parallel with the twin towers of the World Trade Center. 1 hr 11 min
Everytime I talk to my mom either over the phone or in person, I always start to get all teary eyed, not because I'm sad or anything but because I'm all happy. She makes me laugh and miss everything from the past, good and bad. She's the greatest person in the world rather she annoys the shit out of me or making me fall over in pain laughing. But last night before going to sleep I decided to give her a ring because I know she doesn't sleep till like 3 am anyway, and she was having her own personal party with the dog so I decided to go over and dance around with her. We were listening to some folklore music from Nicaragua and we couldn't stop laughing and then I cooked some for her and we talked about my vacations in Nicaragua and her living in Nicaragua with her friends, and it makes me miss it so bad =/. I wanna go back to Nicaragua. I wanna jump in the lakes, hang out at the beach, because I actually like the beach there and just think about all the good times. The only thin
Forgive Me Lord......
but i must admit....i've done some twisted and sick things on fubar.....but i got a story and i'm sticking to it.....and this is my STORY... HAHAHAHAHA MADE YOU ALL LOOK!!!!!!! S U C K E R S
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Please Go Help My Friend Terry
The Poem
i knelt to pray but not for long..i had to much to do.i had to hurryand get to work .for bills would soon be i knelt ans said a hurried prayer.and jumped up off my knees my chrsitian duty was done .my soul could rest ar ease.....all daylong i had no time to spread a word of cheers. no time to speak of christ to my friends.theyd laugh at me i'd fear notime no time to much to do.that was my constant time to give to souls in need but at last the time .the time to die.i went beforre the lord. i came .i stood with my down cast eyes for in his hands god held a book it was the book of life god looked into the book and said ''your name i cannot find i once was going to write it down... but never found the time''now do you have time ?now pass this on
Between Her Breasts
what does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesnt ? her navel
Your Mama's So Fat...
...she makes ''free willie'' look like a tic-tac
It's That Time Of Year
I work as an international tracking specialist for a shipping company and it's the time of year when I get screamed at by almost every caller...I understand that people want their packages but it IS Christmas season after all....delays happen. I love hearing that I'm going to be sued...that I'm useless...and heaven forbid, that I'm a stupid f'in bitch.....wish to God that people would understand that I'm only a middle man.....
Need Someone To Hang Wit
Well goen to Colorado nexy munth and dont have anyone to hang with and go snowboarden wit and show me around, but if anyone lives out there Halla at me.
Continuing On With The Story Of The Affair...
OK, you really ought to start with my first blog post on this story, "In the Beginning", or you will get confused by the timeline. This blog is a continuation of that initial story - as will all subsequent blogs on this subject be. I'll be adding these once a day to Fubar until they are all popsted. Originally posted in Myspace on Tuesday, April 03, 2007: It all started out with the Ugliest Dog in the World… Seriously. It did. My re-acquaintance with Christy came in July of 2005 when a sudden flurry of e-mail traffic sprang up in our group about Sam, the World's Ugliest Dog. The initial e-mail – replete with photos of this poor creature – was sent out by Christian, my co-worker and friend and Christy's childhood friend (it should be noted that Christy did not work at the same company as Christian and I). An e-mail war ensued in which everyone in the group took turns commenting about the general state of decrepitude and necrosis that appeared to comprise most of Sam's physique.
Merry Christmas From Josephine
Would You Help!!
I'm gonna attempt to grab spotlight if its possible but I'm gonna need some help So if you can please donate some fubucks to me no matter how much whatever you can spare I would greatly appreciate it If you want I can make salutes for you in exchange but please please help me out Wish me luck Thank you!!!
Re: Ron Paul Blimp Flys!
RE: Ron Paul Blimp Flys! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Steve Watson Date: 14 Dec 2007, 18:41 The Ron Paul Blimp launched this morning over the skies of Elizabeth City, North Carolina and at current time of writing is on its way to Chester, South Carolina where it will make its first stop.
Thanks For Your Kind Words...
He called again...wanting me to go into that settlement I told you guys about in the prior entry. We got into a heated argument cause I told him that I am not doing it. So then he wanted to give me a pity story and make me feel bad. He then hung up... I think I need a vacation from everything...since I got some extra funds from work I may do that Sunday. Just get away. Be alone..well I am alone but you kno. Leave everything here and just go away...for a couple days. Leave my laptop, my cellphone...who knows what else. I dont kno if I can part with my laptop... I brought up everything he did to me before and during our relationship that I put in the prior entry...he just didnt seem to care... I will let ya kno what I will do...
Can I Tie It In A Bow?
Prince: ok fine ->Leigh: well considering the fact I don't have either messenger that would be a negative Prince: ok so dont wanna be msn or yahoo friends ->Leigh: pft .. i was only kidding put it back in your pants child . ->Leigh: what you do is click the little microphone thingy and bam you got a messenger thingy Prince: lol ok as u wish ->Leigh: no its not ->Leigh: you wanna show me your penis .. aww Prince: its difficult here ->Leigh: why .. we are talking just fine on this Prince: u got msn or yahoo ->Leigh: omg .. I'm gunna need to break out the Microscope holy cow .. how the hell can I tie that in a bow Prince: 9.3 inches ->Leigh: wow your penis must be pretty big then .. Prince: lol sure ->Leigh: so its big? can I tie it in a bow? Prince: lol i have ncie one though ->Leigh: if your penis is big Prince: on what ->Leigh: depends on Prince: i am fine thanks wanna be friends ? ->Leigh: good you? Prince: how r u ? ->Leigh: hi Prince: Hello
i was sat in the bar at a quiet booth having a drink after work, my head slightly tipsy. He had told me that after work i was to come to this bar straight away, telling me what to wear and what to drink, and as always, i obeyed. i did not know what He had planned for me today, i did not know where He was. Suddenly i heard a soft, deep voice, cutting through the sea of other voices, finding it's way to me, telling me to close my eyes. A warm wave of pleasure rushed through me as i recognised the familiar voice, yet i could feel no presence near me. i could not make out the words that i was being told but they gave me such a sense of want that i started to touch myself, brushing my hand over my breasts, making my nipples hard beneath my flimsy shirt, moving my hand slowly between my thighs, under my skirt, shifting my underwear to one side. i felt the hot waves of pleasure surge through my body. Suddenly i felt a warm breath against my neck, i quickly stopped touching myself and lay
More Stupid Questions
have you ever seen a live bat? ~Hmmm, well you can’t really live a life like mine and not have run into a couple Is there anyone you hate? ~Nah not sure I’ve ever loved someone enough to hate them now Are you single? ~Terminally so Do you like the color orange? ~Not ever sure why it is even a color Do you find it in your heart to forgive? ~Too often Would you rather not drink alcohol or not sleep? ~You can’t make me choose Do tattoos and piercings excite you on the opposite sex? ~Oh god yes Whats your favorite season? ~One that does not contain snow Do you care if people talk smack about you? ~Fuck no, their problem not mine At what age do you want to get married? ~Death Are you in a good mood? ~I’m not even in a mood Do you believe in luck? ~Of the bad variety Everything happens for a reason, righit? ~Sure Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump? ~Sky dive I bounce enough without the help of a bungee Do you like snakes? ~Don’t
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Expectations Can Cover Up Who We Really Are.
Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. --Madeleine L'Engle Sometimes we expect far too much of the people around us, and because no one can ever live up to those expectations, we are almost always disappointed. But wouldn't it be better if we just let go, and let people be who they are? Then we'd be able to see them as they are - with all their beauty and goodness in which we take joy, and with all their faults, which we can also see in ourselves. When we have put someone up on a pedestal, sculpturing them to fit our needs and desires by smoothing out the rough edges and creating new curves here and there, we cannot see the real person underneath our work. All we see is the illusion we have created. That is denying the person's real identity and is disrespectful. It's much better for our friends and for ourselves if we drop our expectations and illusions, and accept them all just the way they are. What unfair expectations do I h
Who Am I
Im a 50 year old hippy on disability. I'm a bit of a homebody and spend lotsa time on the internet, most of here here at Fubar. Gimme a shout, I'm always game to talk to folks. I've never met a stranger. Love cracking jokes and making people laugh. All in good fun. I own 2 Harleys. I absolutely LOVE traveling. Whether on a bike or in my pickup. If you've never been to a biker rally, yer missing on great fun. Im a spontaneous kinda guy too. Sometimes I'll load my truck and hit the hiway for the hell of it. How about you? Say hello to me? When was the last time you went camping?
Dealing With Sin
Back in my youth when I first became a Christian, I didn't really understand what confession and repentance meant. I thought it was necessary to beg God's forgiveness for every sin. That left me worried I might forget to confess some error--and even wondering if I was truly saved, since I kept doing wrong. But as I grew up in my faith, I learned the steps a believer takes to deal with sin. Confession is the act of taking responsibility for sin and agreeing with God that we've violated His will. We acknowledge that we have grieved His heart by trying to get our perceived needs met in our own way and timing. Setting the relationship right begins with admitting where we went wrong. Repentance is the decision to turn away from our sin. We make an honest evaluation of our life and see that our wrong choices neither honor the Lord nor fit who we are as believers. Then we focus our mind on God and commit to doing His will. Gratitude is our expression of thanks for divine mercy. Fo
~ Guns N Roses - Paradise City ~
Just a' urchin livin' under the street I'm a hard case that's tough to beat I'm your charity case So buy me somethin' to eat I'll pay you at another time Take it to the end of the line Ragz to richez or so they say Ya gotta keep pushin' for the fortune and fame It's all a gamble When it's just a game Ya treat it like a capital crime Evrybody's doin' their time Chorus: Take me down To the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty Take me home Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber Why i'm here i can't quite remember The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe I'd have another cigarette but i can't see Tell me who ya gonna believe Chorus So far away So far away So far away So far away Captain america's been torn apart Now he's a court jester with a broken heart He said - Turn me around and take me back to the start I must be losin' my mind - "are you blind?" I've seen it all a million times Chorus
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A Second Page
Upon seeing her perfect naked form I had wished to be a wild-bee, a wild-bee that murmured and hankered up and down as to me she was a lady flower whom’s delicate sweet scent filled the very air that surrounded me. How I earned and craved to taste the sweetest scent that represents the most essential part of femininity. How I wished that very moment to curve upon her with amorous firm legs, spreading hers and taking my will of her. Tasting her delicate pleasure zones till I blessed my buds with the sweetness I was in search for. The thought to hold her tremulous and tight till she was satisfied no matter the physical exertion she placed forth to free herself from my grasp, and no matter her shortness of breath, as I fucked her with my tongue. How aroused my tongue is now thinking so impish of her, recalling the warming comfort of being between her thighs and the sweet syrup of her that flowed sweeter then that from maple trees, and which run freely at my warming breath, my gentle
Creating Intrest!!!
Well I guess it worked cause here you are reading So while you are here you might as well stop in and check out my pics and other blogs as well. Lots to do here and to "SEE" if you know what I mean...
Wanna Pimp Me Out
hey Im tryin to get more rates,fans,and friends so who will take on the task of pimping me out?And if you do I will do a personal salute to you and send it your way and post it on my album as well So what do ya say?
Submissive Version 12 Days Of Christmas
On the 1st day of Christmas, my master gave to me... A Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 2nd day of Christmas, my master gave to me... 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 3rd day of Christmas, my master gave to me... 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 4th day of Christmas, my master gave to me... 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 5th day of Christmas, my master gave to me... FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 6th day of Christmas, my master gave to me... 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS,. 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 7th day of Christmas, my master gave to me... 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and
The My Girl Cali Minx
To All My Friends Here... Dec 12, 2007 11:32 AM Take a few minutes to read this... Something worth the time to read and think on...Even if you don't like getting these things some are worth the time to read and worth Forwarding to those who do...Have a good day...Smile to know someone thought of you when She read this...Sincerely Anna ************************************************ The Secret One day, one friend asked another, "How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never seem to get down." With her eyes smiling, she said, "I know the Secret!" "What secret is that?" To which she replied, "I'll tell you all about it, but you have to promise to share the Secret with others." "The Secret is this: I have learned there is little I can do in my life that will make me truly happy. I must depend on God to make me happy and to meet my needs. When a need arises in my life, I have to trust God to supply accord
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King Arthur And The Witch...
Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; a
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Older Ladyes......
Ladies that are older give the best sex and loving..
121907 Fluffy Starr Blog
News and the X-mas party photos.... Hey! How about an apres midnuit blog? Oui? Let's go then!!! HOLIDAY SPECIAL! We have decided to have an impromptu holiday special at the Fluffy Starr Webstore. There is a "Mega-Cool Holiday Pack" available now until January 5th. Triple the fun with a CD, a t-shirt, and patch for $32 smackaroos! Great X-mas prezzie for anyone who is actually cool. (And I'll sign it too, if you want me to.) Click on the webstore graphic on the front page to go shopping. MEGA-FIEND! Tim Sauce (we should just call him "Hot Sauce" ) is starting his own street team called Starr Power!!!. Clicky! Please join up. We'll figure the rest out later... Say hi to everyone "Hot Sauce!" Thanks for volunteering to spread the word. There are millions of people online, and an online buzz is the way to go!!! We shall have special stuff in there, in the blogs, where only members will be able to view it. Yeah-huh!!! If you make a street team, or web team, and you get the buzz
If Men Could Be
i was originally going to make this into a mumm but i didnt know what to use as choices. if women could turn men into the type of man they want, what kind would that be?
Two Woodpeckers
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely im-peckable (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusio
When love never ends and friendship never dies even when it's over…this is unconditional. When there are ups and downs but, in the end you can always come back together…this is unconditional. When you argue to the point that you're at a loss for words, but you can always find the words to apologize…this is unconditional. Love is NOT blind, it sees everything…the good, the bad, the ugly…but real love is forgiving and unconditional.
Innocent Handshake
I walk down a dark hall and see a large man. He smiles at me and shakes my hand. Amazing how a stranger can be so nice. Popping out of nowhere like tiny mice. As he shakes my hand he jerks me near. Struggling to get away I scream in fear. Some people you can trust with your heart. Not the ones that steal your innocence and part. Lying cold on the ground. Just waiting to be found. Sobbing wet saline from my eyes. Scared by the truth and frightened by the lies. Jesus pulls on me like a curtain. Giving me strength to refuse the hurting. No matter how hard I try, The pain hurts and I continue to cry. No one knows my hate. How could anyone commit a crime such as rape? By me...Stacie Arnold
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I Scared My Father... Finally!
yesterday he could see that i was pissed with my whole bank situation, so he was making Cocquito. It's like Egg Nog, but him and Mami put a HUGE bottle of Bacardi in it. Anyway, so he saw me eyeing the bottle so he relented and gave me a double shot. Totally forgetting he's never seen me drink before I took the whole thing in one shot and then said thanks. This ensued: Papi: "What the hell was that?!" Me: "Um... it was good?" *Papi walks into the living room and in Spanish to Mami: "You missed it! You're daughters a fucking alcoholic! When did that happen?!" hahahahahaha! iRule!
Emotional House-keeping Time.
For me this time of each year is a point of renewing the cycling journey through life's emotional roller coaster. Sometimes life is like moving from one place to another. When we move into a new house, it is unorganized and chaotic until everything gets put in the right place. In life, emotions and thoughts are often like the new house full of boxes. Sometimes we gotta unpack one emotional "box" at a time, throw out what's no longer need, and put what is needed in its proper place. It's a hard job, but it's all part of the process of controlling emotions. When my emotional work gets too hectic, I will remember to keep things simple, to deal with one "box" at a time. Eventually, I'll get through the craziness, and everything will be in its rightful place.
I Love X-mas Time
My Demon's I'll Share (phoenix)
Why do i remember you through others pain and tears why does my heart go out to those who struggle with MY fears. Why do I always think of you when my loved ones are afraid why does my soul feel lost when i can't contain the rage. How can I go through life thinking I can help. when reality says... you can't free someone from a self in-prisoned cage. struggling with internal demons things i won't accept Why can't i make a difference no matter how i try. I'll never forget your face, it's burned into my mind. your the one i gave my all, till you shattered my every dream left me with one solemn oath I made to only me. NEVER AGAIN... never again will you tell me i'm nothing to make yourself feel better never again will my eyes shed tears thinking it was me That I did something wrong. never again will my heart ache longing for your love never again will i waste my time on someone who isn't true. i walk through life colder then ive ever been all the
Places I've Been
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The Holidays
I just wanted to wish everyone who ventures to read my mindless crap Happy Holidays. I hope you all stay safe, and have all your special requests fulfilled.
Thing Will Never Change
u know u miss this. i can see it in your eyes. it been a while since iv seen u but i still got something u miss. all the lil thing i use to do. we were toghter but not realy it just seem like it at times. we had this thing that was un spoken. i took care of u had your back and u had mine, but i wasn't your girl and u sure as hell where not my man. u where my friend and still are. it been years but thing still haven't changed. u got a girl and i got a man but u still miss whatwe had at times and i do to. but i know no matter what one thing will never change we will still be there for one other. when u need me u know iam there when i need u i know u will be there. thow something will never be like the use to one think i know is when i need u u your a call away and that what are friendship is about and i don't care what anyone thinking or say. i love u for beingmy friend no matter what.
Sid Vicious--for Jodi--our Beloved Brother
MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PEACE. HE SERVED HIS COUNTRY WELL. thanks to sweetlou aka lucifer for sending this to me
Dj Diesel
Once you hear this DJ's show... You'll definitely want to come back for more... What are ya waitin on??? This DJ knows how to Rock YOU!!! And He Has ... One Hell Of A Good Sense Of Humor... He Knows How To Make You Laugh But One Things For Sure... You Will Only Find This Sexy DJ At... Awesome People... Always Ready To Greet You When You Walk Into The Bar And Hopefully Bring A Smile To Your Face.. This DJ Definitely Knows How To Do That... Come On In And Get Your Groove On... Meet Some Awesome People... Where We Treat You Like Family And Escape The Drama... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VON
""mother """
Some of you know about this and some of you don't ..... It is something that bothers me on a daily basis, an I have no control over it.I just get to sit back and watch helpless. My mother and I have alway been very close , like best friends. About 4 years ago she was diagnosed with lung cancer , the worst and most aggressive kind. I was told to immediately get her affairs in order. She also had emphysema very badly in both lungs. So the bad lung could not be removed due to the other not being strong enough . After chemotherapy and radiation ,the cancer spread in to her bones. Now it is going all over her body. I have watched my mother at deaths door many times in the past 4 years .I have prayed many many nights for god to help her and to stop her pain . The most difficult thing for me to do is sit and watch helpless as my mother just withers away and watch her cry from the pain. There is nothing I can do but sit and hold her hand and tell her I love her . I cant even h
My First Thoughts
When I first joined this site I did not know what to do, Then in one precious moment I was found by you, Not sure at first if this was real, But now I cannot stop the way that I feel, My stomach is tied in knots and my heartbeat is racing, After a life with you I am now chasing, I am scared and show a little fear, But something has woke up inside that I did not know I could feel, Both of us have been hurt before and that is true, But I just cannot resist giving my heart to you, I feel now that my life is starting over, As long as I am with you I will look to no other, Your voice to me is an inspiration, I now know your heart is my destination, I long now to look in your eyes and feel your touch, Never thought I could love someone this much, Your voice arouses my soul and your picture greets my eyes, I know in my heart I could love you till the day I die, I know you have your doubts that what I say is true, It would be an honor spending my life prov
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Merry Christmas!
To all my friends and fans i wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year and i hope that all your dreams and wishes come true my heart is with you all!! thanks for all the rates and comments that have been given to me this yr and i will try to return the faver!! with love carl bdc
Why Cant My Daddy Come Home For Christmas!!!!
They are; Mothers, Fathers, Brothers, Sisters,SONS,DAUGHTERS Aunts and Uncles, They are our American Soldiers and they need to be remembered during this holiday season...THEY ARE FIGHTING MAYBE FOR A REASON YOU DONT AGREE WITH BUT WE SUPPORT THEM AND LOVE THEM FOR DOING THIS FOR US! MANY LOSE THEIR LIVES AND ARE INDEED HEROS!SO MANY WIVES AND MOTHERS SONS DAUGHTERS ETC....ARE ASKING WHEN IS HE OR SHE COMING HOME JUST LIKE THE REST OF US! REMEMBER THESE BRAVE SOLDIERS ON THESE DAYS WHERE FAMILYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER.....WHY CANT THEY COME HOME? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************ My Brother is in Iraq and will be missing his daughter first Christmas, I love you Bro, I am very Proud of You, Come home safe.. ************************ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ********************* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ********************
Christmas Cake Recipe
Christmas Cake Recipe You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky. Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you ca
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Thank You!!!!!
I want to thank Trev and all his awesome friends for helping me on leveling to my next level. I tried getting as many as i could and I promise I will return the love. I was doing as much as i could while you all were rating me. Thank you for the help, and the blogs!! I'll be back on tonight to return more love. Thank you again so much and have a Merry Christmas!! BIG HUGS! MINA
If I Was Ur Guy
1.) how many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you hug me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me?? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19.) Ho
Love In The Rain
Love in the Rain: It is a beautiful day. About 75 degrees, slightly breezy, sun is shining but not too hot. So you and I have decided to go on a picnic. We pack tuna salad, one of those great crusty French breads, some veggies and dip, a bottle of champagne, and, of course, strawberries for dessert. When we get to our designated site, an area with beautiful green grass and water babbling nearby, we spread out the blanket. We sit down and start in on our leisurely lunch, talking and laughing. We decide to save the strawberries for later.... I say that the water looks so inviting, and so you take my hand and we walk to its edge. I gingerly dip my right foot. It's so refreshing that I walk all the way into the water. You join me and we play like uninhibited children. We return to our blanket after we notice the sun has gone in a bit. You dip strawberries into the rest of our champagne, and let the wetness slowly drop onto my tongue. I love the sexy smile you have on your face as you do
I am debating on just deleting my profile and not even bothering coming back. I don't know why I even log in. I just watch my bar tab as other people get love, and hop into lounges to hardly get talked to unless I buy a round. On the off chance someone does talk to me... I hardly ever hear from them again. I'm just not a real popular guy. It's the same here as when I go to a bar in person. It's just depressing.
Bite Of You
The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I'll have to take a bite of you
What Is Yuwie?
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The Glory Of Friendship
"The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he/she discovers that someone else believes in him/her…and is willing to trust him/her."
How Women Want Their Men! Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This ob·se·qui·ous /əbˈsikwiəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[uhb-see-kwee-uhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –adjective 1. characterized by or showing servile complaisance or deference; fawning: an obsequious bow. 2. servilely compliant or deferential: obsequious servants. 3. obedient; dutiful. [Origin: 1375–1425; late ME < L obsequiōsus, equiv. to obsequi(um) compliance (obsequ(ī) to comply with (ob- ob- + sequī to follow) + -ium -ium) + -ōsus -ous] —Related forms ob·se·qui·ous·ly, adverb ob·se·qui·ous·ness, noun —Synonyms 1. sycophantic, flattering. 2. cringing, submissive. See servile.
Some Feelings Into A Poem
Cold blood running through my veins... all I feel is pain. Goosebumps raise above my skin as I take the blade and and gather blood in a bin tears fill my eyes as I rehearse the word "good bye" I take this knife to my chest and wish you all the best I grasp and fall and lay dying in the hall the light at the end of the tunnel welcomes me please let me be don't call for help please don't whelp it is my time to go and lay down in the ground at a low The end is here death was not a fear Everything will be fine I was in a bind Forget my face go in life at your own pace we will meet some day In the ground 6 feet under I lay Kiss my grave and be the friend I always classified as "brave"
Doin Some Back Seat Drivin
It seems that every trip we take together is guaranteed to lead to some great adventure.... I was enjoying my usual summer off from work, and when he brought it up and I was eager to go. He had scheduled a three week long vacation so that we could enjoy some time together besides the long drive. The ride up was nice and we got a nice room at one of the local inns. We freshened up and spent the late afternoon and early evening shopping and sight seeing. The sun was setting so we decided to find someplace for a romantic dinner before we headed back to our room for a night of hot love making. We found a great restaurant with a view of the bay and headed for the bar to wait for our table. We had a few drinks and then made our way to a table. Hubby said I looked beautiful in the candle light and I was looking forward immensely to some intense loving. I decided to wear a basic black skirt, blouse, sexy heels, and my favorite cfm red lipstick to top it all off. One thing about me that hubb
One More Day
One More Day The sun rises and sets on you I reflect on all that we've been through This long dark road would have been so cold If we didn't have each one to hold I cried out in desparation for you to give me your hand I'd give all that I am Just to hold you one more day if it's ok. if it's ok. The sun rises and sets on you Sometimes we didn't know just what to do when I was in the dark you were my light when you were blind I was your sight You were my soul and I was yours When our path was rocky and our hearts stayed true when our road reaches the end I'd give all that I am just to hold you one more day if it's ok if it's ok You'll always be my only love and my best friend Because there's nothin else I'd rather do Than to watch the sun rise And set with you... Reliving every moment and every day When our path was rocky and our hearts stayed true when our road reaches the end I'd give all that I am just
Another Hero Lost
A sharp bone chilling scream pierces the night It warns of a soul in harm's way I have heard these sounds fill the air Imbedding the sounds in my memories each day A cold chill I feel along my spine I can see the pain wretched face looking at me Blood pools around them on the ground From their pain let them be free My stomach churns as the injury I see Both legs missing from a body so strong Seeing brave men serving their country with pride Torn from loving comfort for so long I look down into their eyes open wide Wishing there as something comforting to say No words came from my lips this night As on this battlefield another injured hero lay He closed his eyes and I heard these words As he softly whispered them to me "Dear Lord take my body to rest now Let me lay with others that gave for us to be free I am not a hero, nor do I ask for praise I serve my country with honor and pride Knowing that one day this may be my end I accept you now with arms opened wide N
Fire Fighter's Blessing
A sharp shrill breaks the silence A bustle of sound fills the quet space People race now in response To help someone in danger they now race Trucks come alive as keys are turned Crew members load as fast as can be Equipment done up as they depart Unknowing of what lay ahead to see Roar of the siren is heard in the night Another alarm has sounded this day This is the life of those brave people that serve As brave firemen each and every day Smoke is seen billowing skyward A house ablaze the try now to save Giving of themselves with fearless devotion Each one stands so proud and brave A scream is heard from a window above A small child is seen standing there Fire raging all around them as fear grips A brave fire fighter races to get there Another life is saved because of their deed A family pulled from danger and loss they respond when ever they are needed Never concerned with their own life's cost Back at the station the trucks are parked Another fire they have f
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Favorite Quotes
Please do add your's here too!!! Here I sit broken hearted tried to shit but only farted LSW (latrine stall wall) I am not a crook Richard Milhous Nixon regarding watergate I am not crooked. & That depends on what "is" means. William Jefferson Clinton, the Paula Jones Sexual Harrassment Accusations That depends on what the word "sex" means. Wild Willie C. regarding the M. L. sex scandal I just gotta... but I can't find my magnifying glass and tweezers! Me
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The Words
Time has it's ways For all the things it displays The game of life Hurts like a blade of a knife Souls walking down the street Having names, having lives Eyes can tell stories of living and the dead Blood and sweat, tend to be clear with some red Pain inside, like you have died Like all the things you have done To all the angry and evil it's like you lied The world, the land the sand Is all lost to the covered skies Green and blue these colors Can be feelings or a description of you Moods, the waves the wind that howls in the dark You see the light is gone with out the spark The lord, the savior , the creator, the man behind this earth The death that walks is like the shadow that always stalks Our god is the one when the end of the world happens, he talks The sins the anger that lives and is created by man kind The bible, the holy water and the churches are rarely used No wonder all these young people are so confused Abused, incorrect are one's that thi
Light At The End Of The Tunnel
Light at the end of the tunnel This had me rolling on the floor! No matter what situations life throws at you, no matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem... Remember, there is always a light at the end of tunnel...
slowly fading slowly falling they wont even notice when your gone continue down the lonely path passed the laughter passed the tears pass all the things that life hands you maybe then it wont hurt anymore
Calling On You
Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook Inner Self ,Deep Within your own Belief ( Faith)
Help Out Paradise!
The Lovely and Sexy Paradise is in a contest for the Sexiest School Girl Show her some love Please click her picture and leave her comments. If she wins I will give away 100,000 Fu-bucks to one of her friends Also if you leave her 100 comments I will pay you 5,000 Fubucks Let me know when your done this so I can pay you (repost of original by 'Lisa' on '2007-12-29 02:19:22')
Shane's Shack
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Have You Heard Of Transam Associates?
I was looking for yet another job, and thought something like online transcription or data entry sounded like just the ticket. I searched and found an ad for, and their medical transcriptionist program. I took the initial test, and they suggested I chat with their online live chat person, and that I could submit my application online, as well. All this sounded great, like just what I was seeking, until we got to the point where you have to buy their software (to the tune of about $450) and I began to wonder if this company is just a scam? I don't know how to determine this for certain, so I'm reluctant to try to scrape up even the down payment to purchase this stupid software. The point of getting another job was to MAKE money, NOT spend it! Yet, I do understand that sometimes an investment is required in order to make money, as well. My question comes down to this: Have you heard of this company, and are they for real or is it a scam? I've rea
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Private Folders
I often wonder why anyone would put a private folder (not for anyone, family or friends) in their files of their pictures? I've heard explanations along the line of "Oh, those are pictures I'm working on". It'd make more sense to me if they just keep those type pictures in their computer, fix them, or whatever they do to them, then load them up onto Fubar. Now another thing is they'd prefer to think someone will be willing to jump thru some sort of cyber hoops or perhaps buy them a blast to gain access and we already know how I feel about whoring oneself out here, I don't care for it and don't want anyone to be my friend if they do that. I've already deleted several friends from my list after I found out that was what they were doing. I guess no one reads my profile before they accept my friend's request or don't make it known that they do that by posting it in their profiles. Oh well, I vented, thank you and don't forget to tip your waitresses or waiters.
New Years Wishes To Each And Every One ..
Weather we've talked a Lot or just a little .. The closest of Close or just getting to know ... I hope you all have a Wonderful New year .. May 2008 bring you all much happiness, Many Smiles , Love and Compassion ...Be Safe .. Be Happy CommentJunkie.Com image graphics CommentJunkie.Com image graphics Take care... Much Luv Wendy :)
Lost Highway-unskinny Bop
Whats got you so jumpy? Why cant you sit still, yeah? Like gasoline you wanna pump me And leave me when you get your fill, yeah Every time I touch you honey you get hot I want to make love you never stop Come up for air you push me to the floor Whats been going on in that head of yours Chorus: Unskinny bop Just blows me away Unskinny bop, bop All night and day Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop She just loves to play Unskinny bop nothin more to say You look at me so funny Love bite got you acting oh so strange You got too many bees in your honey Am I just another word in your page, yeah, yeah Every time I touch you honey you get hot I want to make love you never stop Come up for air you push me to the floor Whats been going on in that head of yours Chorus Youre sayin my love wont do ya But that aint love written on your face Well honey I can see right through ya Well see whose ridin who at the end of the race Solo Whats right Whats wrong Whats l
To Everyone ....
Hope you all have a Happy and Safe New Year's and I wish you Health and Happiness in 2008.
Last Night
I have written over a situation that has been going on with my friend.It all started with a comment war game we played one evening.The entry was called A little game played yesterday. I know it is New Years Eve and I have already posted one entry this morning. Last night these games or drama some call it came to a head.Peoples feelings got hurt.I don't believe it is to any fault of mine.I have said this to many times since it all started that we were just friends.I have not hidden that I think he is very attractive and that I am attracted to older men. Since this person could not verbally attack me on my site because of the settings I have on my profile,she chose to do it on his.Out of haste I responded back and then tried my best to smooth all of this over. I have never in my life seen such hatred and disrespect as I see it here on Fubar. This bares to be repeated once again. If you are not married to him or have a off line relationship with this person it isn't a relationsh
Goodbye 2007
2007 has been and up and down year for me. I'm glad it's almost over and I'm hoping for a much better year in 2008. Here's wishing you all a safe, prosperous and Happy New Year.
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Kitchen Witchery
It doesn't take a lot of work, time, or money to transform an ordinary kitchen into a magickal workplace. To begin with, there are many simple, yet effective, charms (such as a rope of garlic, a sun-catcher, or pentagram symbols) that can be placed in the kitchen for protection. A sunny kitchen windowsill filled with pots of magical plants not only looks good, but releases magical energies into the room. Even common culinary herbs that are found in the cabinets or nearly every kitchen possess strong magical properties. For instance, basil is traditionally used for exorcism, love, protection, and purification. Parsley is used for fertility, passion, and protection. Sage is used for healing, protection, and prosperity; and thyme is used for clairvoyance, courage, and love. I especially like to grow tarragon in the kitchen window because of it's connections with dragons. Hang a "Kitchen Witch" doll for good luck. In fact this is one one thing that has been in my kitc
Own Amber!!!
Hey everyone, Rainbow Cream, a/k/a Amber is in an auction!!! Check out what she's offering and go bid on her to own her for ONE MONTH! This is what Rainbow Cream is offering: CLICK THIS LINK TO BID ON AMBER!: Brought to you by Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Promoter/Sisterhood/FuBombers Owned by Lonestar/SgtRaider's Bad Girl@ fubar
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Nine Words
Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she w
Sexy New Years Comments & Graphics Now ths is what I really want.
Your Special Way
As I knelt down before him, His hand touched my head. As he rubbed it gently, He said,"Baby you know I care." The only thought in my mind, Was to have the head on my lips. I wanted to taste it, As the creaminess seeped out. I licked it softly, Then took it in my mouth, Running my tounge up and down. He let out a scream from the pleasure he felt, As he forced my head harder against his rod. I stroked with my hands, I sucked with my mouth. I felt him tensing, As it all rushed to the head, It began to cum out. It warmed my mouth. I loved the sweet taste as it went down. "Oh my God baby," he did say. You love me in such a special way. All Rights Reserved.
When Tomorrow Starts Without Me
When Tomorrow Starts Without Me by David M. Romano When tomorrow starts without me, and I'm not there to see; If the sun should rise and find your eyes, all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry, the way you did today, while thinking of the many things, we didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, as much as I love you, and each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, please try to understand, that an Angel came and called my name, and took me by the hand, and said my place was ready, in heaven far above, and that I'd have to leave behind, all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, a tear fell from my eye, for all life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, so much yet to do, it seemed almost impossible, that I was leaving you. I thought of all the yesterdays, the good ones and the bad, I thought of all the love
If you do not ever fail, then your goals are not nearly ambitious enough. If you do not come across new challenges on a regular basis, your abilities and effectiveness will become stale and weak. Comfort is a good state in which to find rest, renewal and refuge for a while. It is a dreary and dismal place to take up permanent residence. The reason life can be so rich is precisely because it can be so difficult. You cannot possibly appreciate or fully benefit from the good things if you have no experience with the bad things. When your efforts are met with failure, you know you are on to something. Because on the other side of that failure is real and substantive accomplishment. Seek not to create failure, nor to avoid failure. Seek instead to allow failure, when it comes, to keep you moving on the path to greater success. Failure confirms that you are reaching higher. And higher is always the best direction to reach. -- Ralph Marston
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Fine Line
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright
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Forever My Friend
Forever my friend seems there is no end. There was a bend at the end of the road. It was so cold. You reached out to me. I couldn't see. what was to be. You took me in when noone else would. if only I could. Take back the pain and undo the chains that bind you. Take back the strain that causes the rain to fall. Can't you hear me call. Forever My friend seems there is no end. But forever my friend you will always be in my heart, even though we are apart. We have shared the tears, chased away all the fears. Made eachother smile through the miles even through lifes trials we will always be the best of friends cause there is no end. It was only a bend in the road my friend. So lets climb this mountain together. Forever my friend. there is no end. I will wipe the tears chase away your fears. You will always be in my heart you were from the start. Forever My friend.
To Say Goodbye To say goodbye kills the soul; It's a pain you'll never forget; Goodbye is such a depressing word; And it's something you may regret. To say goodbye can bring tears to your eyes; And a sadness deep in you heart; To know that the ones you love; And yourself will be apart. To say goodbye can shred your heart; And leave a scar like you'd never know; A scar that may never heal; Because you had to let someone go. Christopher Allen McVeigh Copyright ©2008 Christopher Allen McVeigh
Pure Passion
When I'm with her, I want to tell her Everything I feel. So, this is what I whisper... "It's a yearning, a desire, a need. It feels like you'll take my breath out of me, and my body quivers with the slightest touch. I breathe in the warm air of your exhale." "My heart pauses as my lips tremble. It's like our bodies are in tune. Nobody leads, we just go; In time with one another." "The hair on my neck stands up as a shiver crawls across my skin. My mind is dancing with racing thoughts. Of everything I want to give." "Time seems to stand still, yet we know it's flying by. No concern for the past or future; Just the here, the now, the present" "Sometimes strong and yet sometimes just a light touch; A feathery sensation, tingling, Or a hunger for the lower lip" "This is passion, in its truest form. An indescribable urge To bring our lips together In any kind of kiss."
I was at work tonight when I recieved a call from my sister telling me that when she and my Mom came home from work that someone had broken into the house and had taken some things...mostly jewelry which some of had belonged to my grandmother and irreplacable, and some of my sisters medicines which she needs and are very expensive, not only that but this fucking scum also decided to eat some of her food, drink some of the alchahol there and then have a smoke before he was done. I feel it even though it wasn't me who was violated but yet I feel it because it happened to my family. Should someone who broke into your home and stole from you deserve to die? I would have shot this person if I had caught them. Another example of why I have no trust or faith in humanity anymore.
Nothing Particular
Okay, seriously I was going to give a blog about some thoughts on music but after preforming some other various activities on my father's computer I'm a bit drained and I still have to hit the store before going home to crash. Unfortunately, I do not own my own PC. My dad's is a little slow but I apreciate that he lets me use it. I'm quite proud of him as a person being a Veitnam vet and just a general good person. I'm really too tired to say much else right now. But I finally started a new job. H&R Block, I just answer phones and schedule appointments. It's not what I want but as my family is found of saying "it's a job". I also put a resume into a bar I found in the local paper "CinWeekly". Hopefully I land it. The place is Bart's Patio and Pub in Newport, KY. Never been there before but the woman, Julie, I meet seemed really cool. Okay, that will do it for now. Thanks for reading.
♥Graphics for some fubucks♥ So I decided that I am taking requests to make graphics and the following rules: 1. I will do the graphics in the order in which they come. 2. Grpahics will be priced in range from 100 - 10,000 fubucks depending on the: poster size colors templetes font size/color pictures 3.Please don't not SB, fu-mail, or yahoo me wanting to know where ur graphic(s), is/are, I make then in the order they come in. 4.Holiday graphics are always free do to the fact that everyone wants graphics on them days. 5. If you need graphics for ur lounge or a pimpout idea I will give personaly make the graphics myself and not charge you anything, and I will give you ideas on the pimpout STANDERED PIMPOUT CODE *What ever is in BOLD you can change*: *WRITTING* *WRITING* *WRITING* *WRITING* THIS PIMPOUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU: SCREEN NAME@ fubar
Think of a love lost long ago Dream of a love never found Live in a love that comes and goes In a love where I seem to be bound. Too many nights spent all alone Lost inside thoughts and dreams Longing for something I'll never have For what never can be, it seems. Trying so hard to be content With life the way it is But always so dissatisfied When it takes more than it gives. Dream of a night so long ago When for once I was myself But it was just a fantasy Now put back on the shelf. Such a short time there is left And still it slips on by Such a short time we are here Before we say goodbye. Living in the deep regret Of what will never be Longing for the simple bliss That your touch gave to me.
New Poem
Turn the radio off- I want to hear the wind in the trees... the sun coming through the window and resting upon my face... I want to hear my tires rolling along the highway in sync with the pounding in my chest the crunch of the leaves as miles pass beneath me I dont want to miss a word in guitars and drums... I want to hear every memory seeing you revives...although i never forgot. Turn the radio off.. I drive- with nowhere in particular i need to be that feels nice.. nowhere enjoying a moment for myself.. to catch up with what I've lost.. Pieces of me spread among where i need to be.. ...not always where i want to be. i drive.. replaying moments of life you dont want to forget moments that steal your breath away that make you feel suspended with no desire to be grounded Turn the Radio Off.. Dont miss the sound of the creek passing over each rock the weathered leaves finding refuge on the cold ground the nervous laugh
Forever & For Always
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Legislation To Ban Pitbulls In California
Date: Jan 1, 2008 11:38 PMIf any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if FUBAR could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post as many people can see this as possible. This has to be stopped.i have 2 pitbulls and they are my babys.i love them dearly.they wont herat a fly and it is all about how they are brought up they just dont start out mean at
Deanna (repost) Had Enough
Between my cancer and Lord wolf ahhhhhhh Spirit Warrior what ever he is changing his name to now ( Jeff ) I'm leaving fubar for awile to get myself straight and giving Hippie and Morning Star the Kingdom till i can get my head straight And Jeff...fuckin FYI..IT FUCKEN MATTERED TO ME... but hay it didnt to you would it?its just fubar Blessings Family Thau will do good Shattered Heart Deanna
Run Thru The Desert! For Thr Troop's
Writtin by CCR & Vinny the Kid Whoa, thought it was a nightmare, Lo, it's all so true, They told me, "Don't go walking slow 'Cause Devil's on the loose." Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Woa, Don't look back to see. Thought I heard a rumbling Calling to my name, Two hundred million guns are loaded Satan cries, "Take aim!" Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Woa, Don't look back to see. Over on the mountain Thunder magic spoke, "Let the people know my wisdom, Fill the land with smoke." Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Woa, Don't look back to see
What My Hands Say About Me:
What Your Hands Say About You You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you. Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life. Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life. What Do Your Hands Say About You?
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January 7, 2008 Quote of the Day "To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom." – Bertrand Russell
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[ - *Glitter Photos*] R&B singer Tyrese Gibson -- referred to as Tyrese -- began his career at the age of 14, performing in local talent shows around his home in Los Angeles' Watts section; his big break came when he starred in a commercial for Coca-Cola, shortly followed in 1998 by his self-titled debut album for RCA. He followed three years later with 2000 Watts.
One would think that a lounge who is advertising WET T SHIRT CONTESTS would have a bit more of a sense of humor. Not so. Relentless Radio sent out a HUGE bulletin advertising prizes and such, so I thought I would go check it out. Even subscibed to the lounge as soon as I entered. Just as I entered, some stupid b@tch named mami something or other "hit" me with an amish buggy. WTF? So I joked back saying that was just foreplay. What the hell am I SUPPOSED to say? I haven't even gotten my seat warm and that's how I am greeted. She then kept on, 'hitting" me with various objects such as a homemade house. I retorted with "Tell you what, Mami, you raise my silo and I'll fill your barn." Admit it, it's a funny line. That line was immediately deleted. So I said, "F@ck this, I'm outta here." and unsubscribed and left. Then I have some idiot from the room thinking that rating my profile a "1" You gotta love someone that thinks something like th
.:good Night:.
So much to say, but no words can be put in place to define what needs to be said. The sorrow of the day weighs heavy on my shoulders as I lay down to ease the tension with fairytale fantasies at night. Clinging to the cold steel beneath my pillow I rest easier. The silence grows thicker as time passes, its suffocating. I lay my head atop pillows, drenched in tears shed over causes long lost. Drifting in and out of reality, I fill my head with comforting memories. Facing the door and the window, I invite the warmth of the blankets to my soul, while I watch shadows dance about my room, like fairies causing mischief. Losing the security that drives me to meet the waking hours full force, I drift away.
It Was All Worthwhile
Through all the laughter even after All the tears. You chase away all my fears. You've always been there. I will always care.. No matter where life will lead we will always need friends to help see us through and in the end, I hope that we will always be the best of friends. I'll never stray or be that far away. So for every smile through the miles, know that I am thinking of you. For every seam that comes undone know that I will always be here. So never fear you're not alone, I've always known from the start you'd always be in my heart. Through the laughter and even after all the tears I will always be here to help chase away all your fears, and wipe away all your tears. So for every smile, through the miles i know it was all worthwhile.
Do Not Fear To Be Eccentric...
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. - Bertrand Russell
Men Who Don't Want Kids
I am asking a simple question. If a man doesn't want children, ever, should he get fixed or not? Suppose you are a woman who thinks she can't get pregnant but for some freak moment your body changed and you woke up one day and took a pregnancy test and you were pregnant. You tell the father, even though you know he didn't want kids, and he chooses to avoid you, what would you do? I would like to hear what men have to say on the subject because so many of them think the woman is responsible and they think that they can just walk away free and clear when the woman gets pregnant. Weren't there two people there to begin with? Why does the man think he doesn't have any responsiblity?
Finally Out Of The Clouds. 24th July 2007.
Finally out of the clouds. 24th July 2007. At last there is a way around everything. The way to abolish the cotton wool or War Wound Syndrome is simple. All that is required is to have my MP3 play at almost full blare in the ears and the sound waves seem to dissipate the fog so life goes on as normal. Why the noise should clear the fog is another of life's mysteries because I am not a scientist and would not know where to begin looking. Certainly there are more important things to do than try. It really does not matter anyway. The rare headaches, which are more tension ones are easily removed using acupressure on the back of the skull - this was shown to me by my Reiki Master. Therefore now there is nothing left to heal on the physical plane. Everything else remains perfect so I am happy to have overcome these last obstacles
Rockin Da House!
Dj~N1GH7 Live OnAir! Come Join Her For Some Happyhardcore Trance Techno and Jumpstyle with a few remixes that will bounce your sock's off!!!!
I Love... I Hate..! A Rant!
I love sharing a nice dinner with a woman. There is nothing better than sharing company with a good looking girl over some good grub. I hate taking girls to dinner. You ordered the most expensive thing on the menu...EAT IT! It's not a science project you poke around with your fork, its food, expensive food that you told not only the waiter, but my wallet you wanted to eat. Ordering it doesn't make you cool unless you pay for it. I am paying for it and the only thing that will make you cool to me is if you down it. I love drinking I hate drinking I love golf. It's green, pretty, and quiet. I love smoking a cigar, drinking a screw driver, and chatting it up with my boys while hitting the links. I fucking hate golf. The fucking pin was 30 feet away before my last chip and now its 45 feet away. You call this stress relief? GET IN THE FUCKING HOLE!!!! I love this part of a woman and what it does to my pants. (Ass)
A Salute For A Salute....
Yup you read right I will do a salute for anyone that makes one for me Want one?....Just let me know and do 1 for me and I'll send one to you....
Untitled Love Song
A candle light guides my way back home, Can't believe I've been gone so long, I need to see your smiling face, And hold you tight within my arms, When I left you that Sunday mornin', I was gone without a trace, I left you there alone and cold, But now I see the error of my ways, (chorus) You were the strenth, when I was weak, You were the angel, that guided me, You were the love, when all I knew was hate, You were my life, my saving grace, Tonight I'm gonna make you see, Just what you truely mean to me, Dance this dance holding you tight, Promise to be yours till the end of time, (chorus) You were the strenth, when I was weak, You were the angel, that guided me, You were the love, when all I knew was hate, You were my life, my saving grace,
One More Chance
If I had one more chance to make it right, one more chance to say I love you my friend never wanted it to end. One More chance to make you smile through the miles. I would if I could. If only i had one more chance. I would give you the stars if you werent so far. If only I had one more chance to wipe away the tears if only you could hear. Never meant to close the door, i kneel to the floor. If only I had one more chance to make it right. One more chance to show i do care, One more chance to share my love and give you a hug, Is it really the end. one more chance to be a friend, if only we could mend what's been done. Never meant to run or stray so far away, I only wanted you to stay my friend. Please tell me this isnt the end. tell me it is just a bend in the road, never meant to be so cold. my heart is broken. I only want to cry you said goodbye. i feel in vain, cant stop the pain, it begins to rain, goodbye my friend, wish it wasnt the end. I
I Owe My Mother
I bet we have all heard at least one of these lines in our lifetime!!! LOL I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELLDONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I' m going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught m
Best Companies For Desktop Computer Support:
Highlights From Our Survey :) Boutique desktop makers (Cyberpower, Velocity Micro, and Systemax) enter list with decent ratings. :( Average reliability of Windows desktops and notebooks is down. :) Notebooks and printers less than a year old have higher overall and reliability scores than older ones. :( Desktop vendors eMachines and Lenovo drop from 2006. :) Gateway support, repairs, and recommendations for notebooks all improved from 2006. We admit it. Sometimes from year to year, not much will change amid the scores the big-name PC vendors receive in this survey. Readers shook things up this year, however, adding companies that have never made the desktop list before (Acer, Cyberpower, and Velocity Micro) and adding back one that didn't make the cut last year (Systemax) despite a good showing in 2005. Velocity Micro is the company to watch. It swept in with the highest overall score among Windows PC manufacturers, 8.6 out of 10. Systemax also did very well with an 8.
In Case You Wonder
I am dealing with some things at home. I have no internet save my phone and I'm saving for an apartment. Anyone wanting to get a hold of me should add nico_Marie_209 on yahoo messenger. Bye!
One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching I love Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of
Senior Moment
This is a true account recorded in the Police log of Sarasota, Florida. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The se
Why You Never Question A Drunk!
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied; "Cause you're ugly."
My Friend, The Things That Do Attain
MY friend, the things that do attain The happy life be these, I find: The riches left, not got with pain; The fruitful ground; the quiet mind; The equal friend; no grudge; no strife; No charge of rule, nor governance; Without disease, the healthy life; The household of continuance; The mean diet, no dainty fare; Wisdom joined with simpleness; The night discharged of all care, Where wine the wit may not oppress: The faithful wife, without debate; Such sleeps as may beguile the night; Content thyself with thine estate, Neither wish death, nor fear his might. Henry Howard, Earl of Surrey
Obama For President-im Not A Raciest But This Is Just Not Right
How can anyone vote for this Muslim and call their > > self an American ! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WHO IS OBAMA? > > > > > > Probable U. S. presidential > > candidate, Barack > > Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, > > Hawaii, to > > Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black > > MUSLIM from > > Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, > > a white > > ATHIEST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's > > parents > > met at the University of Hawaii. When > > Obama was > > two years old, his parents divorced. > > His father > > returned to Kenya. His mother then > > married Lolo > > Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from > > Indonesia. When > > Obama was 6 years old, the family > > relocated to > > Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM > > school in > > Jakarta. He also spent two years in a > > Catholic > > school. Obama takes great care to > > conceal the > > fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick > > to point > > out that, "He was once a Muslim, but > > that he > > als
Thank You
To whomever is having so much fun going through and marking my stash items and pictures NSFW, I hope that you are enjoying yourself. There is actually a very simple solution to this process.....STAY THE FUCK OFF OF MY MOTHER FUCKING PAGE IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I POST. Yes, I have a sick sense of humor, some people can appreciate it, some can't. So, again, I'll say this...if you don't like it....STAY THE FUCK OFF MY MOTHER FUCKING PAGE. Thank you for your time and you may now go back to your regular scheduled program. Mary
Sci Fi Mag
Guess who is one of the 24 scream queens shown in the latest issue of the sci fi spanish mag? That's right!!!I'm hear me..HONOURED to be amongst such talent listed like Debbie Rochon, Felissa Rose, Rachael Robbins, Raine Brown and many more...Here is the link to the website if you'd like to download the mag.Sci Fi Espana
A C Reed To Live By !!!!
Don't underestimate your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closet to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all these days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying its impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings. Don't dismiss your dreams; to be witho
How I Feel
well im feeling really upset lately cause they have my brother in jail and there is nothing we can do to get him out and they want him to move away from us cause supposly we dont help him stay away from pills when none of us do them i have never tryed it and dont plan on it ever, but what i dont understand is hes in a program that alway says hes pissing dirty when he aint anyone with advice please let me know!
Mental Feng Shui
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that g
About Time
Well, It's about that time where I clean out my friend list... Takin ALL You fake mofo's off my list and blockin ALOT of people too...So, If you are a friend and wanna stay on juss lemme know, if not, You're gone.
Politcally Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "
Sin Stays A Bit Longer To Let Everyone Know How To Be Red If They Want To Be A Top Member
SiN stays a bit longer to let everyone know how to be RED if they want to be a Top Member date: 2008-01-12 16:59:45 It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest
Why A Man Can't Win
Why A Man Can't Win If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you are a wimp. If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
I Am In An Auction
i am in an auction held by ohioBBW,please come and bid on me ,what i am offering is listed on my pic .you can own me for a month :D here's the link to my pic Auction - Open Until Jan 18th @ 9pm (EST) / 6pm (FubarTime)
Casino 2
Hey how about them Cowboys lol!!1 Who thinks hell break up with Jessica Simpson now since they lost But hey how about them Giants!!!!!!!
Jan 14
January 14, 2008 Quote of the Day "Action is the antidote to despair." – Joan Baez
Naught Application
Naughty Application Body: 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 23.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Application
so i turn 20 wednesday n im not sure what i wanna ideas?
Vote On Mum-sexual Past Plz
please vote on this mum. here is the link.
Mng & Rain
3 Doors DownLanding In London (All I Think About Is You)Music Video Codes By Music
Just Venting...
Am I the only one who thinks its rude when you enter a lounge and the greeters refuse to acknowledge your presence? I understand the nature of the internet and that people are sometimes away from their keyboards but when you enter a lounge and say hello and the greeters are talking to everyone else and blatantly ignoring you its RUDE!!! I've not only had this done to me on a number of occasions at a lounge I'm considering unsubscribing to for that very reason but I've also been in other lounges and seen it happen to other people. All I can say is that if you're going to be a greeter in a lounge, don't destroy the lounge by not doing what you're there to do! You need to treat everyone the same, not pick and choose who you will or will not speak to! All that does is give the lounge a bad reputation!
The Good Ole Us Of A
It really pisses me off when I think about the country I live in. The good ole' US of A. Land of the free and home of the brave. In my eyes Americas pretty fucked up. Every single one of our ancestors came here looking for a better life, and they found it. They called themselves American's. Today we have Native-Americans, African-American, British-Americans, Irish-Americans, German-Americans, and any other hyphenated name. We need to stop hyphenating and just call ourselves Americans like out ancestors did. What happened to our rights of freedom and of choice. The things America was founded for. 75% of Americans are robots programmed by the government. Who the hell is the government to tell two people that are mad about each other, that they can't get married because they are the same gender? They say that the Bible says its wrong. Ok the Bible says its wrong, but aren't we suppose to have the right to believe anyway we want? Speaking of religion, I personally don't know if God
Missin Him
Bob Shepherd has drawn ever since he can remember, although he never really intended to make a living with his art," the Nebraska native said. "I wanted to be a chemical engineer, but my teachers told me to stick to drawing. They told me my reports were lousy, but they said the drawings accompanying the reports were great." He was born in 1926 in Lincoln, Nebraska and raised in Omaha. As a youth in the 1930's (the Depression days) he soon gained a real empathy for that part of our country and its inhabitants by roaming along the banks of the Missouri River searching for arrowheads and the buttons off Calvary uniforms, hitch-hiking and hopping freight trains heading farther and farther west, seeking out adventures and material he would use to do what he loved most--draw. Bob first studied under neighborhood WPA artists in settlement houses in Omaha during the 1930's. "Some very excellent artists taught me how to draw for two bits a week or less for supplies," he said, "and af
Thank You All For Helping Me In My Giveaway
thank you very much~!~! Micki-Blue-Eyes DSC
I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing Lyrics Changed By My Daughter Amber
I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing I don't wanna miss a thing I just wanna close my eyes An dream of you so peacefully I don't wanna miss a thing Your gentle touch The sound of your heart beat I don't wanna miss a thing By listening to your voice Day to day I don't wanna miss a thing When we make love To feel your skin I don't wanna miss a thing At all When I dream of you As I lay awake watch you sleeping I don't wanna miss a thing... Author notes The song by Aerosmith-I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing just with my lyrics
For Those Who Want To Know...
For those of my friends who wanted to know how I was doing in the 1 month VIP give-away... I am presently at 5400 comments... I want to thank those who have helped me out by dropping what comments they could...I sincerely appreciate it! I would like to give a SPECIAL thanks to my newest friend who has been diligently helping me... Much xoxo's to you Darrell! And thanks to my dear friends that have helped me out tons!!!!!! And I would like to thank those who dropped what comments they could...I truely appreciate your help. Light and Love Always, Paulette
Crabby Old Man One's Life Cycle.
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Crabby Old Man > > What do you see nurses? ....... What do you see? > What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? > A crabby old man, ....not very wise, > Uncertain of habit .......with far
Do You
Once upon a time, I knew who I wanted to be. Now I'm looking in the mirror, I realize, that person is nowhere near me! Then there was the times I was everybody but the true me. I would try to change myself to be who everyone wanted me to be. Then it was like God was not letting me get away free, Because every time I changed, it failed miserably. The 'church girl' was always trying to be holy, But now she has a hard time trusting God completely. The 'bad girl' was always down for whatever when it came to her friends, But those dumb bitches tried to fuck her over in the end. The 'model daughter' tried hard not to give her parents a fit, But to this day they let her know trying didn't do shit. The 'perfect sister' tried to be there for her brothers like no other sister was, Now they all turn against her, just because. The 'perfectly well adjusted young adult' is trying to do everything right, But she didn't realize even that would be a fight.
Sober Now
im sober now and life looks a lot diffrent. thing's r slower and plain. theres to much sun light and ppl just dont care.i care to much life is hard and confussing. friends lost and family close.i dont want to be an evil person anymore but the pain is getting worse. i wanna numb it but i cant.if i go back i will lose everything. i wanna feel the warm prick of my pleasure flowing throw my body. to many worrys to much pain what the hell do i do know ? i guess make a new life for myself new ppl new places new begaining.
So I have officially been single for one month on Monday after my arsehole of an ex cheated on me! Now its my mission to ruin you guys whenever possible lol. Dirty old men do not need apply. If your hot and looking for some sparring then bring it on. xxxxxxx
Gift Ideas
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse- sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short Lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know it was working.. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave). Okay, so I was home alone with
Top Phones For Texting
T-Mobile's wildly popular Sidekick defined the text-centric device category, but it's no longer the only game in town. Until recently, compulsive texters could either opt for a Sidekick in one of its numerous iterations, or go for any number of difficult-to-use smartphones—many of which were priced too dearly for the average consumer. These days, cell phone vendors are jumping in with both feet, offering a slew of messaging handsets with a wide range of prices and feature sets. If you want a phone that excels at text messaging—regardless of which carrier you're shackled to—take a look at the devices below, which offer some of the best-feeling QWERTY keyboards on the market. While no phone will be as comfortable to type on as a PC, no laptop we know of weighs less than five ounces—or doubles as a phone, either. Keyboard OpenT-Mobile Sidekick LX (T-Mobile) It may be large and heavy, but many consider the Sidekick LX the premier texting phone. The latest LX model (at $299 with a tw
Rip Steven Fly With The Angels
/¤t=1612615729.jpg" target="_blank">"> It is with great sadness, that i have to tell you that Steven passed away at 6.10 pm GMT. It was very quick and he didnt suffer at all. As people know Steven has battled against Cancer, he had caught a very bed chest infection which got the better of him tonight. We can be grateful in a way that steven will be sufferihg no more. I want to thank everybody for the love and prayers they have shown lately Thank you for the bottom of my heart Dave
Mushroomhead - Crazy
Mommy Lyrics
Reign Of Fire
Reign of fire. When a London tunneling project uncovers an unearthly fire-breathing beast from centuries of slumber, all hell breaks loose. Twelve year old Quinn (Christian Bale) sees his mother, one of the workers, die trying to escape this new terror. Twenty years later as a "fire chief", he tries to keep a group of refugees alive with fierce dragons dominating the air, burning the land, and feeding on the ash. Unexpectedly Van Zan (Matthew McConaughey), a hotshot american militia leader, shows up with a ragtag group of slayers on a perilous crusade to hunt down and destroy the beasts. Tempers flare when there is a struggle for leadership - until both men realize only one species is getting out of this alive. Being a dragon fanatic i am kinda biased about this movie, however they did an excelent job trying to explain how such beasts could actually exsist. The storyline is great and special effects are wonderful. Anyone who loves a good dragon movie this is a must see, it alm
Rabbit Is A Great Friend... Read On... :)
Yet another wonderful writing by Rabbit left in my profile comments! Thanks Hun! I LOVE IT! You are a wonderful friend! I am soooooo glad we met! (Link to his profile is at the bottom of this blog) You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond what we've ever had before. It has defied time, distance, and changes in ourselves and in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simply, we're soul mates. I can't explain, I just feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I can't explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we laugh at exactly the same things. When I'm with you, it's like a tiny piece of the universe shifts into place. A place it's supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things and so many more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could
The Southern Pride Bar Ii Is Open For Buisnness
the southern pride bar II is open for buisness every one come and check it out
On The Road Again...
Well everyone my free time will be soon vanishing... Ill be on the orad as of feb 1st. My first stop will be Maryland to see my Dad and Brother, then New Jearsy to see an old friend, then New York city to see my sister then off to Belle Plaine Minnesota to see an old friend then down to Poplur bluff Missouri to visit family then my last stop in Orlando florida wooot geez what a bunch of driving!!! Then hoem to Richmond va to be in class by may!!!
Heads Will Roll
Murder in my mind and murder in my soul Fuck with me heads will roll take pills like candy makes things dandy A gateway open to me but its not what you think Not a gateway to heaven or to hell for what im thinking i wont make it to both. my name says it all. when the day comes i will fall. may be tday may be tomorrow ill be ready seems the world has fucked me once again.
The Depth Of Life's Richness Is Unending.
For every tragedy, there are a thousand joys. For every setback, there are countless ways to move positively forward from it. Though the world may sometimes seem cold and dreary, there is always a bright new sunrise on the way. Though life can certainly be unfair, it is at the same time filled with an unending supply of positive possibilities. As painful as the losses can be, love will heal to an even greater degree. In the darkest of times, hope shines more brightly than ever. Your own existence is so thoroughly familiar to you that you rarely think anything about it. Yet it is a wondrous miracle that is utterly beyond compare. What you have is so much more than what you can touch or see. What you have is everything that is, and all that can ever be. You will never fully grasp the depth of life's richness. For the more of it you experience, the more of it there is. -- Ralph Marston
Shit Sucks
for the last year or so my life hasnt been that well...been goin thru a lot of bad things....and trying to pull my life back together..but it seems that everyone i know in my family has their own negative opinion of me... if i was just bullshitting with my life i would understand them being like that...but i am actually fighting to stay afloat and none of them even know what i go thru on a daily basis... i am trying to get my shit together so i can move back to ky cause i thought things would be nice being back home but its nothing here for me... i dont expect a break from anyone but i dont think its far to judge someone that u dont even know what they are goin thru and that u really dont know....
Jan 20 Romantic
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Sunday, January 20: The secret of finding the right balance is not taking on too much in the first place. Think of your relationship as a fast-moving ship. You can't afford to carry around dead weight if you want to keep making good time.
I Should Be Studying But....
I would rather do this! Click it yo! love you bitches!
Show Lady Lone Wolf Some Love
today is her birthday so i thought it fitting to pimp her out in my blog :) DJ"LadyLoneWolf"Owner and Founder of TrueLycan FreeLance Bombers KINDRED to WhiteWolf@ fubar
Great Sand Dunes Natl.park,colorado
The Sorceress
See my flesh,Look at me. There are scars inside of me. I am beautiful,if you can't see. Want me to lift my shirt? It won't happen. Cause I have such great dignity. See my eyes,Look inside. Come awhile,And sit tonight. Can you see the Oceans Storms? That is my soul,Ravaging,Torturing, All those that get in my way. See these ears, They heard your screams. And I heard voices, In my dreams. And you begged for a million things. I stopped and climbed, Into a hollow tree. I let the branches take over me. Ivy grew inside my loins. Poison Ivy took my poise. This hair is sparkles, Like glitter and stars. You laid and look for a small while. And Then You cried, Because you knew, That you had lost the love that was true. I am the sorceress. I took nature inside my body. My Teardrops fell into a river. And then I floated and hit rocks. The fishes ate away the impurities.... I ended up in a swamp,The frogs laid on me like lily pads. I stood up,And felt
I Have To Say Goodbye
You say you are Scarred, lost your guard, believe me this is hard. I have to say goodbye, Cant you see my pain, and these chains, that I try so hard to break. Cant you see my tears, as i run from my fears. I have to say goodbye, never meant to make you cry. i only wanted to try, and be the best i could be, but you could never see. As i hit the floor, the rain begins to pour, why do we close the door, cant we stop this war. what is this all for. I see the stars, but you dont see the scars. Now we are so far apart. I keep you in my heart, but I have to say goodbye. i am done crying, done trying, tired of all the lying, now i only feel like dying. I have to say goodbye, but still dont know why. I hearing you calling my name but it will never be the same, this isnt a game. I have to say goodbye, why did you make me cry, Why didnt you try. I miss it all so much. I wish i could see you even if it is just for alittle while, cant stand the miles. I have
Yes I Messed My Knee Up :(
i hurt it at work, i was loading up some aluminum in a container, and there was a hole in the bottom of the floor of the truck, which the driver didn't tell me about, and i feel through it and fucked up my knee. My left leg went to the side, and i went straight down. I went to the doctor's office, and he told me i got a contortioned and sprained knee. He gave me crutches and some 800mg ibuprofin to take. I'm also on workman's comp for a week, and out of work for the same week. I just got to keep off of the feet and knee, so i can heel up quickly ;) It sucks being a hobbit at home. I would much rather be at work, passing the time, and contributing, but i know this is right for me. Well i just wanted to let all my friends know what my situation was and that i'll be ok. If you do care for me that is hehehe. Rock on, Derek
011808 Dilbert
Someone Should Thank Her For My Points..
(o )( o)Mu...: dude don't be an ass! ->(o )( o)Mu...: fuck off,cheers (o )( o)Mu...: My girlfriend Ez 2 Fu is in The Hottest Mummer Contest for rates only! She needs our help to win! If you don't mind taking a moment to click this link and rate her photo then you are all done! Thank you for all your time! http:... Please rate again next week!! (o )( o)MunkeeF... rated your photo a '1'! · friend '~~*Jenni*~~fu-o...' just uploaded a photo! · friend Papercut Kisses commented on mumm 'Hieress??'! · (o )( o)MunkeeF... rated you a '1'! She unblocked me long enough to shout this: (o )( o)Mu...: ohh you mean th whole point i gave you... see all you had to say to me was no thanks or something and not fuck off... that was a dick thing to sence i am an adult i will thank you for the rate you gave my girl. The Contest she was whoring is J-roxx.Now normally IDGAF about this,but if you come to my shout and cant even say hi,this is how you get treated.If I dont
You walk on like a woman in suffering Won't even bother now to tell me why You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment Leaving me broken another time You come on like a bloodstained hurricane Leave me alone, let me be this time You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption I don't want to mention, the reason I know That I am stricken and can't let you go When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know That I am crippled by all that you've done Into the abyss will I run You don't know what your power has done to me I want to know if I'll heal inside I can't go on with a holocaust about to happen Seeing you laughing another time You'll never know why your face has haunted me My very soul has to bleed this time Another hole in the wall of my inner defenses Leaving me breathless, the reason I know That I am stricken and can't let you go When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know That I am crippled by all that you've done Into the abyss w
Journal 1-22
Life has kept me away from the computer for the past few days and i hate that, because it keeps me away from Master. my Master is the most important person in the world to me and to not be able to be with Him breaks my heart. i know in my last blog i said that i was going to start putting Master above my family, but i have failed at this task and this hurts me deeply because i feel that i have let my Master down in doing this. i have started baby sitting for my sister which takes much time since my nephew is only 3 months old. then i have a cousin who is very noisy and i do not have much privacy when i am online when he is home. When things like this happen i feel that i have let Master down and that He may release me, so i become scared and confused. i love my Master so very much and only wish to bring Him happiness and pleasure. Master is with me always even when i am not online, i can feel His presence always with me. His voice quides me as does His touch be it gentle or harsh
Daily Horoscopes For 1/22/08 Mine(aquarius) Is Pretty Damn Good! Lol
Daily Horoscopes January 22, 2008 ARIES (March 21 - April 19): You are going to be looking for new things in life. You want to be off the beaten track, out of routines, off to find a bit more excitement. The key is to do that without causing serious disruption in your life. You will be dancing off in all directions at once not sitting still for long. Sudden events at home will keep you on your toes and rather edgy. Don't let anyone crowd you or cramp your style. Let yourself be free to suit yourself. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20): Authority figures or people who order you around are not going to be your most popular figures, your flavour of the moment. But if you can avoid falling out with them, then you'll find that everything does feel a little bit more entertaining than usual. You will want excitement, stimulation and a bit of a challenge to hold your interest. Expect the unexpected and you will not be disappointed. If there is a whiff of jealousy or control in the air
Another One Of My Poems..enjoy!!
I am not a hero For you I would bleed I don't have a halo I'd fight your demons until I ceased to breath I'm not bullet proof I'd take one for you My kryptonite is the truth It's the best that I can do Don't make me more than I am There is something you need to know I'm nothing more than a man I am not a hero
Who Will Win
The Death Of Marlee, Our Cat
When we divorced a year ago, my ex and I agreed that whoever kept the house would keep the diabetic cat, Marlee. Changes always stressed her out and we agreed that this would have the least impact on her health. The kids are there 50% of the time and we agreed that they could go visit her whenever they wanted on days that they were with me. Since then, whenever I have an opportunity, I have tried to visit her whenever I am there with one of the kids (but never without someone granting me permission to go into his house). Yesterday I had to call about a concern I had with our 15 year old daughter. I thought the call went well. Just before I hung up he said that he’d asked her to stay at his house later than usual “in case the cat dies”. When I asked what he meant, he said she was on a “hunger strike again and starving herself”. In the six years we’d had her, she did this a few times and I would bring her to the vet, she’d get some fluids and be fine in a few days. When I went ove
As The World Turns
Aloha, my devoted, deluded followers ;-P This is one of infamous scattershot blogs. It goes all across the map, so bear with me. Operation Flip this Bachelor Pad/Turn a New Leaf is going along nicely. I continue to endeavor with rearranging things around my home. Which, for me, is a rare challenge that requires timing, patience, persistence, patience, availability and actually waking up at decent times in the morning. Finally, curtains are up! Yes, in a half-assed way, but they finally adorn my two otherwise bland windows, shielding visitors from the hideous shades. And thanks to Mindy and her friend, I now have an ass-kicking new TV set. It's quite the imposing object in my living room, but I wouldn't have it any other way. It replaces a TV set I owned since the early 90s, having taken possession of it after my grandmother's brother in California had died. Although it's more than 20 years old, that TV served me well, giving me thousands of hours of entertainment in the form of spo
An Idea Expanded Upon....
Mirror, mirror on my wall, Tossing back my pain. Reflections of a beauty lost To carelessness and shame. Hatred staring back at me Ripping out my tattered soul. But in me he spies a beauty That I have found unfathomable. Sparkling shards of a shattered perception Rain down upon me. Pools of light from the glistening glass Reflect the girl I used to be. Stumbling ‘round this horror house I intricately designed. Eyes closed tight, my hands are bound, With verity brought by time. Kiss the lids that hide these eyes, Brush the tears away Help me find the “me” I lost In the thickness of the fray. Prostrate I lay before you, From the depths of sorrow my broken heart cries. I beg for just once glance into that candy coated looking glass lying in your eyes.
My Band's Got A Show Tomorrow! Come See Us!
So my band's got a show last-minute-like, for this Thursday (yes, that's tomorrow, bitches!) at The Vent (Fair Oaks/Madison ...  GoogleMap it if you don't know).  The Vent (Formerly Crocodiles)8121 Madison Avenue, Fair Oaks, CAShow starts @ 9pmLow Flyer opens the show!Bypassing Oblivion up second!Inter*Course headlines the bastard! (sorry, don't have their link at the moment)Come out and support us for our first show in almost ever!! :D
I Close My Eyes
I close my eyes I don't want to see no more. Because your not in my theater, There's no open door. You won't let me in and I can not see Because if only you were happy What was I thinking I had so much of you, I couldn't dream last night I feel the touch of you. Even though you're not by my side I Can't get enough of you, You made the darkness light After All this time You still possess my mind.
Help Me Please 1-24-08
Tarot Reading
Judgement card suggests that my alter ego is The Compassionate One, whose superpower lies in revelation of my life and worldly events. I will reflect a sense of gratitude for my life and those involved by showing humility, forgiveness and charity. By doing so, I feel a strong redemption for past events -- a great liberating feeling. I have punished myself enough and am free at last. Clearing the conscience through forgiving yourself and others can bring an overwhelming sense of peace and joy.
The Contest
i just wanted to tell all my true friends thank you for your support while i was in that contest we got second place but the thing that i am the most proud of is the people that helped me out and those who didnt to all my so called friends that didnt help out or havent talked to me and are just wasteing space on my friends list its time to do some house cleaning
Walk With Me
Walk With Me Walk with me, the path of life, to explore every bend of the road Enjoy with me the beauty of life, along its wonderful way Find comfort with me, in each other's arms, when grief crosses our path Find strength with me, in each other's strength, when despair lies in wait Laugh with me, a single true laugh, to enlighten another's distress Cry with me, a single true tear, to understand true happiness Cherish with me, the wonders of life, as they need to be preserved Rejoice with me, in the mysteries, of what is yet to be Find peace with me, in each other's souls, when the world has gone insane Find love with me, in each other's hearts, until this life has been fulfilled And when the path comes to an end I hope we can say from within We've known the beauty of true love, our love came from within
Give It A Break Already...
I have written many blogs on another well known site, but this is my first on Fubar. I feel I have to address this issue because I am tired of the subject matter in certain MUMMs. As anyone who has been to my profile knows, I AM a bigger gal. I never seek attention. I never discuss it. I carry myself as a lady and I keep myself up as in hair, make up... etc. I see so many BBW MUMMs and am frankly, tired of them. Men making fun of larger women, larger women seeking attention, etc... I don't define myself by my weight. I don't call myself a BBW. I don't give credence to those who do. I am a woman...plain and simple. I am fairly intelligent, witty, friendly, polite, a loyal friend, and confidante to many. I have LOTS of friends of all shapes and sizes. My best friend is honestly one of the most beautiful women I know and she has no problem with my appearance at all. I seriously don't think any of my friends have an issue with it. They see me for ME. The pers
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Something To Think About.....
something to think about..... Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life. Crucial Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kw on Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide
Hats Off To Charlie Least He Has The Courage To Speak His Mind!!!
I don't know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I think Hispanic people in this country, legally or illegally, made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations. I don't blame anybody in the world for wanting to come to the United States of America, as it is a truly wonderful place. But when the first thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal it is flat out wrong and I don't care how many lala land left heads come out of the w oodwork and start trying to give me sensitivity lessons. I don't need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don't have any-thing against Mexicans! I just have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal and if you don't believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get. What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that it's tanta-mount to saying, "I am going to come into your country even if it means
Family Member Needs Help
LDawg is close to leveling so let get in there and help him out LDawg - Member of Leveling Others@ fubar
Reaper's Lair
So I was working my audit (11pm to 7 am) and this old Chinese businessman with not a lick of English and his aging translator come up to me saying that his business crap DVD wouldn't play on a business center computer. So I join them in there and try to figure out how that shit works. Then he finds RealPlayer and hits Play. We are waiting for that crap to stop buffering, and all over upclose shot of A GUYS FUCKIN A WOMAN FROM BEHIND, with all the action on full screen kicks in. I am staring in disbelief, and so do they. Took me about 5 seconds to close it down, but that was enough cock into pussy action to be completely mortified...UGHHHH!!! They were equally mortified, and he ended up watchin his stupid business DVD on the boss's computer. So now I can add "watched porn with two aged Chinese people" to my life experiences. That was 11 on my scale of awkwardness from 1 to 10. For some reason, a while later, he came up to the front desk, saying somethin about a mas
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My Lily Sitting On A Flower
Wisdom (from The Internet - Pass Along)
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back. Send this balloon to everybody you like You may also return it to me.?? If four balloons are returned to you, something you have been waiting for a long time will happen within hours.
Me Me And More Me
Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me basic info name: HEATHER what do people call you?: HEATHER birthday: JULY 10 current location: BOONEVILLE,MS height: 5'9'' eye color: BROWNISH GREEN hair color: BLACK righty or lefty?: RIGHTY a few questions do you believe in god?: YES do you have a religion?: YES do you speak another language?: NO do you live in the moment?: IN A WAY YEA do consider yourself tolerant of others?: DEPENDS ON MY MOOD are you confident?: IN MY POETRY YES are you a daredevil?: DEPENDS ON THE DARE what is the compliment you get from most people?: WELL ASIDE FROM THE BOOB COMMENTS IT WOULD BE ABOUT MY EYES AND SMILE what do you like the most about your body?: EYES AND SMILE do you think you are good looking?: I HAVE MY MOMENTS WHEN I CAN BE do have any bad habits?: TALKING BAD ABOUT MYSELF what's your biggest fear?: LOSING A LOVE ONE do play an instrument?: NOPE can you sing?: NAH if you c
garlic bread. havent had it in forever. also i'm excited about friday. good times will roll at my first show of the year. how r u guys btw?
Smart Ass Answers We Like ...
SMART ASS ANSWER -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in first class. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticke t and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week- Ufc 76 Knockout- Diego "nightmare" Sanchez Vs Jon Fitch
Bucs thoughts on this match........ "A great matchup indeed. the fight did more than exceed my expectations" Enjoy all
How Many Do You Get Back?
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY GOOD FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u. ____xxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxpassxxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxxxxxthexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Letting Go
I woke up with tears in my eyes I looked around You are not here Gone again, Your presence vanished Alone in the bed, I lie Where are you now, You got to let me know Are you in her arms Should I let you go now Should I still be waiting for you to come back? Where are you now You gotta let me know Tell me your thoughts So, I can let you go Where is your heart You gotta tell me So, I can walk away Tell me now The heart is lost So, I can let you go
So You Wanna Be A Model...
So you wanna be a model? We are always looking for good looking, in shape tattooed guys to turn into HH superstars. If interested, please send 10 photos or more (face and full body/nude) to: (make sure you tell me you saw this on All models are required to do a solo test shoot. If you are successful in your solo shoot, we build you a profile and get you to work making cash for smacking ass. Girls, we like all types of women to be on our site. We do not care to feature tattooed girls exclusively. Send photos to above address as well. Let Hole and a Heartbeat make you a star.
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~two Women~
Beneath the sheets of two women I've slept To whom I have been so deeply inside Both have sketched memories in my heart One sketched in my skin Both embedded in my mind Yet, ones more deeply within One is the meaning of my pain Yet one deepens my sin Stress springs from her Grows over my nature And pulls me down in it's grips And it's only love that dares Rescue me from the abyss Both lost in the labyrinth We cannot escape her attack So even with her love intact My heart simply remains trapped What will it take for the destruction to end Life of love I need help But with who to depend Should I stay on this path In which destruction ends Or should I go with my savior My heart will she mend … ?
Rachell Ferrell & Will Downing - Nothing Has Ever Felt Like
My most Favorite Love Song of All Times!!!!
Excuse Me My Dear
Twelve coffee enemas could not do to my bowels what the prospect of seeing you does to them. You are not an attractive man, but no-one has ever effected my digestive system the way you have. Or my reproductive organs. Or my brain. Running parallel with my excited anticipation of your arrival is the dread of knowing that in the short time we'll spend together, you will prove yourself to be immeasurably superior to me. You will astound all with your breadth of knowledge and your inimitable cool wit as you always do. Before you I'll just be the bumbling ball of mush who becomes ever mushier and more bumbling every time I see you. I'm the uneducated chambermaid who cleans the sheets of her Lord and master after another night of fun without her. I'm the air-headed fan at the movie premier who feels lucky when the leading man sneezes on her as he walks by her on the red carpet. I'm the court jester who considers it an honour to perform before the king not realising that everybody's
Santini Live Performance Dates (canada)
More to be announced soon: - Feb 21st, 22nd, and 23rd, Royal York Fairmont Hotel, Toronto, OAAS Tradeshow. -March 21st, Transac club, Toronto, with Mysterion the Mindreader. Full 2 set extreme escape stage show - April 19th, Johnny B's VIP nightclub in Whitby. Solo 2 set extreme escape show.
Having My Baby
Friday Night Smackdown 2-01-08
smackdown friday 2/1/08
Waheeds Poetry Ty
Waheed's Poetry my companion, listen, let's go the the other side of the moon to such a world somewhere far, in which there's no sadness, no tears no sighs anywhere, but something else my love is there, close to you close to me, if you're ever lonely in life's journey, you'll hear my voice somewhere in my heartbeat if ever life separates you from me, i'll close my eyes and in those windows, i'll see you, like my shadow, you'll be there in every moment close to me, close to you ===========================================================================Sharing Waheed's Poetry "My Angel" You are my angel that I'll never be able to live without, You're the only girl I can think about. Some people frown upon us but we push them aside, Cause we both know were goin to be together till the day we die. I would do anything for you angel just so I would never see you cry, I could just lay with you and cuddle all the time. You're my angel
Please Come And Check This Out
Only a little over 3 weeks remain for Hannah and I to be together again. She is going to be meeting me in vegas this time and i cant wait til we are together again. I miss her smile, her lips, her kisses, her green eyes looking up at me, her excitement she brings to the realtionship, her passion, her beauty, and most of all I just love Hannah for being herself. This time I will be the one pining away and meeting her at the airport. I have never felt the way i do with her. especially since we met for 3 days. The waiting and being apart is making both of us crazy. I love you Hannah Michele Triolo and i cant wait to be falling asleep next to you again
To: The Firends I Have!!
Just wanted ya'll to know that I have been trying to rate ya, and I have been noticing that they don't seem to be going through. So if we are friends and it looks like I'm not rating you, it's not because I didn't try - cause I shall keep trying till the damn thing works! k thanks, ~*Nikki*~
My Eyes,her Mirror
Those eyes of hers, Everyday make my heart melt. Her smile trembles me, More than I've ever felt. Without even hearing her voice, Her glow brightens my day. I wonder when she sees her reflection, Does she see it in a different way. Someone with such beauty and grace, Could reach her hand out to me. With her,God has given me a gift, I hope forever my eyes will see.
Thought For The Day Sunday 02/03/2008
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "I remember yesterday when my dreams and aspirations lived. Yes, those days were full and exciting. The morning brought with it, a tingle if you will, a magic suggesting there was so much more ahead. It was as if the sun had risen to guide me to the next, highest point. Alas, today, only clouds ring in the morning now. The sun, it rises for another, no longer these dreams. A precious few see behind these eyes and know he, who lives within them. Rapacious are those who feast upon this soul. They offer no deference to the heart, or the man. This hand extends only to find a contemptuous expression. The paucity of hearts that embrace a tattered remnant of a soul, those few surround the man and are entwined within. Unrelenting, their grasp and fervent intent to never release it." ©2008 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions
Slave's Contract
I am your servant. I shall not be free. You will protect me; you will keep me safe; you will guard me. You will keep me sound; you will protect me from every demon." An Ancient Egyptian woman's slave contract that was shared with me.
What A Night
Wow last night was crazy. I never thought that I could get so damn drunk as I did yesterday. Oh my god that was nuts. I got so drunk I finally threw up. For those that know me know that I have never thrown up while drinking until last night. It was probably the craziest thing ever. LOL well I had fun. And my roommate took care of me as I paid homage to the porcelain god it was great. But now I am paying the price. I am so freaking hung over. I went over there just to hang out and ended up FUBAR lol it was great.
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Bare With Me You Guys!
my account seemed to have been hacked and deleted over the weekend so im havin to get everything built back up to where i had it..b/c of some ass i lost all my friends and most of my ima hafta dig thru some cd's and get everything back to where it was.. so bare with me if i dont rate or fan you yet..ill get to it.. and ya know one of you sweethearted guys out there could buy me a blast to help get my friends back :-) theres rewarding pics in return! ADD ME RATE ME FAN ME **:: xxxooo ::** Jess
im sure im not the only one having problems with fubar and all the shit happening at once lol. esp during happy hour when you have the online now bar scrolling faster + the god damn ticker + the blasts changing. my sb is running slow, im not getting my messages, and i still dont need to know everytime someone decides they are going to pee in the bar tab :P just venting! sorry if i havent respondedto any of ya in the sb, i prob didnt get your message ;)

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