V1agra Killed His Appetite?
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> Mary asks her husband, John, if he'd like some breakfast: "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?"
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> He declines: "It's this V1agra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
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> At lunchtime, Mary asks if he would like something: "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"
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> He declines: "It's this V1agra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
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> Come dinnertime, she again asks John if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?
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> John declines: "It's this V1agra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
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> Exasperated, Mary gives him an elbow and says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
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