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The Jew
THE JEW We live in a society where certain members can get away with bending and out right breaking laws set up to protect the people. These people are of a race so greedy they make the most ruthless killer look like a saint, these people are the Jews. The Jews rob cheat and steal, they get away with crimes that a normal citizen would definitely serve a prison sentence for, and to top it off the American government praises them for it. The jew gets away with crimes such as murder, extortion and slavery. He lies his way to the top of the food chain and once he sits upon his throne he contemplates ways to further destroy those who he deems unworthy to live. The Jew has become a powerful force in modern day society, with his domination over the media and his powerful friends there is no end in sight of his rein of terror. The Jew is blatant on what he tends to do with the governments he extorts and he is permitted to continue on his destructive path and he will. The Jew goes from
Worshipping You...
worshipping you... pink is the tongue that licks flicks the tip of your cock as i look into your eyes watching them close with desire. warm and wet is my mouth taking you deep inside worshipping the part of you that brings you such pleasure. my eyes close as i enjoy the salty taste of your skin how smooth you slide in and out i lose myself in you. moan for me, beg me to let you have sweet release tighten and tense your body, grab my hair yes, that’s it, cum for me... dg
Who Was Your First
Q: Kissed someone on your top 8? A: yes Q: Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? A: yes Q: Been arrested? A: no, close Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? A: no Q: Slept in until 5 PM? A: yeah Q: Held a snake? A: yeah Q: Been suspended from school? A: no Q: Been fired from a job? A: no Q: Sang karaoke? A: yeah, i suck Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? A: yes Q: Laughed until you started crying? A: yes Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? A: no Q: Kissed in the rain? A: in a car Q: Sang in the shower? A: yeah Q: Sat on a roof top? A: yeah Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? A: yeah Q: Broken a bone? A: toes and fingers Q: Shaved your head? A: yep Q: Blacked out from drugs? A: nope Q: Played a prank on someone? A: yeah Q: Had a gym membership? A: no Q: Felt like killing someone? A:yes Q: Cried over someone you loved? A: yeah Q: Shot a BBgun? A: yeah
You Might Be A Red.....
You Might be a Red-Neck if you…A line Jim Foxworthy has made famous. Is so true in this last installment of pictures I received thanks to Karie. Karie those pictures are awesome. I often wonder how many are truly real and how many are made up for net views. Somewhat like the TV show that I think is still surfacing called America’s Funniest Videos. AFV for short. I think it may have been called worlds funniest videos just the same because there are shots from all over at times. Mandy when the music from that show would come on she could be upstairs and doing something and hear that and come flying down the stairs to watch it. By far Amanda’s favorite show as a kid. Good Morning…almost forgot to wish you that before I caverned off in another direction. But, realistically how many think that like 50% of those videos were made up to win the money. I mean people have done more for less. Think about it, there is that one award that goes around every year I can’t think of what it is called be
"attractive Test"
Attractive Test Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea. [] Yes. [] No. [] Maybe. Would you sleep with me? [] In An Instant! [] Yes. [] No. [] Maybe. Am I attractive? [] Heck No. [] Hot As Hell. [] Fine. [] Cute. [] Okay. [] Ugly. Name one thing you would like to do to me. [] I look like.. [] A Player. [] One Time Thing. [] Next bf/gf. [] A Friend. [] A friend With Benefits. [] A Possibility If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes. [] No. [] maybe. Would you rather.. [] Hook Up With Me. [] Cuddle With Me. [] Date Me. [] Friends. [] Friends With Benefits. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 01. [] 02. [] 03. [] 04. [] 05. [] 06. [] 07. [] 08. [] 09. [] 10. What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend. [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend. [] Friend With Benefits. [] Husband/Wife. Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yeah. [] Yes. [] No. [] Maybe. Let me give you a lapdance? [] Hell Yeah. [] Yes. [] No.
~~ New Contest " Sexy Swimsuit " Contest ~
~~ Okay I'm looking for 10 women with swimsuits.~ Could be a 1 piece or 2 piece swimsuit. On this one I will count the rates and comments both. comments + rates = Total for contest. I'll open it on 1/12 thur 1/19 Send me the link to the pic in my inbox and i'll add you on! thanks ~ Maria ~
Stupid Boy
Stupid Boy By Keith Urban Well, she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't Stupid boy, stupid boy Oh So what made you think you could take a life And just push it push it around I guess you build yourself up so high You had to take her and break her down She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't You stupid boy Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost The only thing that ever m
Lol! So True!
See The Future By Concentrating On The Past
Jan. 5, 2007 — The ability to "see" oneself in the future is a remarkable human trait — some would say unique — that is not well understood. That's despite the fact that we probably spend as much time thinking about the future as we do thinking about the present. Now new research from Washington University in St. Louis suggests that it's precisely because we can remember the past that we can visualize the future. "Our findings provide compelling support for the idea that memory and future thought are highly interrelated and help explain why future thought may be impossible without memories," says doctoral candidate Karl Szpunar, lead author of a report on the research in the Jan. 1 issue of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. The findings are consistent with other research showing that persons with little memory of the past, such as young children or individuals suffering from amnesia, are less able to see themselves in the future. "Specifically, individu
Confucious Sayings
Better to be pi$$ed off than pi$$ed on. Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Woman who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills. Man with one chopstick go hungry Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down. Man who fights wife all day gets no piece at night. Man who live in glass house should dress in basement. Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news. Man who sleep in bed of nails is holy. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Blonde who fly upside down have crack up. A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work. It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it. Man who drop watch in toilet have $hitty time. Man who make love to girl on hill, well
Seek Not My Heart
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.
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Morning Fun
Morning Fun by Maldoror © {All copyrights and such stay with me: Maldoror. No one else may take this story and use it elsewhere without express written permission from me at the link below. You may also write me to tell me you liked this story, hated it, did it to someone, or want to have me do it to you. All requests will be performed on a first-cum first-served basis.} This is different than my normal stories in as much as there is very little character or storyline. This is sex. lol Enjoy! You are on satin sheets reading the newspaper sipping coffee. Bathed in sunlight, you intently read. Whatever it is, either a news story about a robbery or a two-for-one sale, I do not know. Either way you do not notice when I enter. Of course you did not expect me. It is Monday morning, and I am supposed to be at work. However, there was something I forgot to do. Something more important than work, so I called and said I would be late. How late? 2 hours should do it. I wear
The Man Code!!!
This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent). 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-l
Even In Death
Some people say that I’m crazy to believe that you’re not gone. Give me a reason to believe that you’re gone. You promised me that you'd be here for me. And now your dead..... but ... I see you... and I feel you here and now... with me as I write this for you. Some say I’m crazy to believe that you're here. They feel you haunting me. They don’t hear you singing to me. So I’ll stay forever... Even in death you'll never leave me I’ll sleep forever... To keep you right here... holding me.
Spy Coins?????
Good Morning…. I have to laugh….. Spy Coins are topping the news stories this morning on msn. The so called “Canadian Spy Coins”! Here is a thought to make it Canadian at least have a Canadian figure or imprint on it. The photo on msn shows a silver dollar carried by American contractors doing business and dealings in high security areas. The Silver Dollar is that of the Eisenhower style. Again, why call it Canadian? The photo shows the coin split in two with a hollow center. The center is where the spy chip comes into place. The report goes onto to say they do not believe that it is Canadian Government behind this deal but goes on to name three likely candidates. First off this is goofy…someone has been watching too many James Bond films…Secondly Canadian? Third point and this really does not need another point visited, but aren’t US Contractors screened and checked thoroughly before they enter any area deemed high security? The device is supposed to track and monitor every movement o
He Is So Sweet!!!!!
You know how you will tell someone you want something to eat, not really to eat, but because it sounds good at the moment? well galen and i were lying in bed watching tv and i told him that peroigis sounded real good. I didn't want to get up and make some, so i went to sleep. Can you believe that he got up at midnight (with migrane, kidney problems, and being sick with a cold) and made me some. Isn't that the sweetest thing you have ever heard? He said not to tell anyone because he doens't want his reputation ruined.
Time For A Reminder!
I think some of you all need a refresher on What it means to be a good cherry!!! Ten Ways to be a Good Cherry! 1. Show love(Comment your Friends, Random acts of Kindness) I do this as much as I can. I try and show my friends I care even if I am BUSY! I may make them a graphic or leave a comment or send a gift. 2. If you visit thier blogs... Comment them. You took the time to go see what it was leave a comment ...its nice to do so.Rate them as well. 3. Help fellow cherries out. IF someone needs help, do what you can! 4.At least once a week pick 5 new cherries that just joined and befriend them!! 5. Stay out of the DRAMA. You can be a good friend with out getting involved!! 6. Do not put NSFW pics up as your display!!!Save them for your ADULT folder! 7. The most important thing! When you become friends with someone...DO NOT ASK THEM TO SEE THIER PRIVATE PICS!!! Its disrespectful. 8. Become a fan!!! Its awesome to fan people...its flattering! 9. Make a Sal
Ponder This For 2007
TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007 #10 Life is sexually transmitted. #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die #8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow
Story Ideas
Give me some ideas for a new erotic story. Really horny but can't think of anything new.
Can I Warm You Up?
It was a dreary November day, with the sky noncommittally pissing down rain throughout, making everything just a hair grayer than November usually is. Claire dragged herself home through the fading dullness of the day, feeling drained and melancholy. Everyone on the train seemed to be feeling the same as she was; there were forty people in her car and there wasn't even one animated conversation going on. It was just a heavy and colorless day all around. Even her doorman, usually a caricature of cheer and good humor, merely grunted hello as he admitted her to the building. When Claire finally arrived at her apartment, a wash of good smells and warmth practically assaulted her at the door and instantly shifted her spirits. Trish had taken a hot shower; the steam was still hanging in the air, carrying the sweet aroma of soap and oils to her nose. Mingled with the warm clean smell of Trish was dinner, or at least the beginnings of it. She was finally home, and she smiled for the fir
The Top 12 Country Songs For 2006:
12. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine. 11. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long. 10. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well. 8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better . 7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight . 5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here. 4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now. 3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him. 2. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. And the Number #1 country song for 2006: 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.
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Sexual Attraction
In a species that reproduces sexually, sexual attraction is an attraction to other members of the same species for sexual or erotic activity. This type of attraction is often important for the survival of a sexually reproducing species, while in many species it serves no immediate reproductive goal – indeed, much sexual behaviour among humans is undertaken as a purely social activity. Common elements of sexual attraction in humansCertain aspects of what is sexually attractive to humans may differ amongst particular cultures or regions. Influencing factors may be determined more locally among sub-cultures or simply by the preferences of the individual. These preferences come about as a result of a variety of genetic, psychological, and cultural factors. The sexual attraction of one person to another depends on both people. Much of human sexual attractiveness is governed by physical attractiveness. This involves the impact one's appearance has on the senses, especially in the beginni
I Want To
I want to run out naked; to realize the dark hole of love, to wake up from the Bed of Lies. I want to run out naked; to dry the tears on my face, to erase the memories of you. I want to run out naked; to feel the sunlight with my skin, to touch the wind with my body. I want to run out naked; to experience the world with my true self, to see reality with my good eyes. I want to run out naked... to be myself
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I Do My Best Work With The Lites On Too
So.... I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And where do you think you're going?" She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
Lust Or Love?
It's 50% Love and 50% Lust You and your guy are hot for one another, but you've also got a bit of a love thing going on. Is It Lust or Love?
WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRY TALE: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No." And the guy lived happily ever after and went golfing a lot. THE END. :-)
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'A Season In Hell - 3' I have just swallowed a terrific mouthful of poison. - Blessed, blessed, blessed the advice I was given! - My guts are on fire. The power of the poison twists my arms and legs, cripples me, drives me to the ground. I die of thirst, I suffocate, I cannot cry. This is Hell, eternal torment! See how the flames rise! I burn as I ought to. Go on, Devil! I once came close to a conversion to the good and to felicity, salvation. How can I describe my vision, the air of Hell is too thick for hymns! There were millions of delightful creatures in smooth spiritual harmony, strength and peace, noble ambitions, I don't know what all? Noble ambitions! But I am still alive! - Suppose damnation is eternal! A man who wants to mutilate himself is certainly damned, isn't he? I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am. This is the catechism at work. I am the slave of my baptism. You, my parents, have ruined my life, and your own. Poor child! - Hell is powerless against pag
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My Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at
85% Bisexual
You are 85% Bisexual You are very bisexual. The choice between guys and girls is often agonizing for you because you really don’t have a preference. But you always double up your chances every night for getting laid. Take this quiz at
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Redneck Clues
You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. You've ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil. You think the Bud Bowl is real. Your dog goes "oink!" You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive. Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts. You know how to milk a goat. Your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache. Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom. You've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside. Turning on your lights involves pulling a string. You have a refrigerator just for beer. You come back from the dump with more than you took. Your wife owns a camouflage nightie. You've ever worn cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts. You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much. You think the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves. The most common ph
Old Love
Old Love A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind Catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail."The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
13 Jan 07 - Saturday
13 Jan 07 - Saturday 1934 Rip Taylor comedian (Gong Show, $1.98 Beauty Show) 1948 T Bone' Burnett rocker 1952 Cornelius Bumpus keyboardist (Doobie Brothers-Minute by Minute) 1955 Fred White rocker (Earth Wind & Fire-Shining Star, Easy Lover) 1955 Trevor Rabin rocker (Yes) 1956 Malcolm Foster rock bassist (Pretenders-Mystery Achievement) 1961 Graham "Suggs" McPherson Sussex, rock vocalist (Madness-Our House) 1963 Tim Patrick Kelly Trenton NJ, guitarist (Slaughter-Stick it Live) 1966 Tabitha Stevens fictional character (Bewitched) 1794 Congress changes US flag to 15 stars & 15 stripes 1863 Thomas Crapper pioneers one-piece pedestal flushing toilet 1874 US troops land in Honolulu to protect the king 1927 US & Mexico battle over oil interests 1929 Wyatt Earp US marshall (OK Corral), dies at 80 1930 "Mickey Mouse" comic strip 1st appears 1942 German U-boats begin harassing shipping on US east coast 1943 Hitler declares "Total War" 1953 Marshal Josip Tito chosen preside
Broken Hearts
Gone For Awhile
Just wanting to let everyone know I will be gone for awhile. I have life issues im having to deal with. *hugs*
Impress Me
Impress me with your mind, not the looks though so refined. Your gentle to my eyes, but under skin is where true beauty lies. Not the lipstick… but, altruistic. Words places color into lips, brain to beauty it then eclipse. When words you say are thoughts alight, embrace the grace and hopes take flight. I am hinged to your self reflection without direction from my eyes perception. A simple view of poise can filter out the noise. So you wonder why I care so much, because love is of your soul not touch.
My Fucked Up Day......
Well, today is a bad day... it's icy outside.... it's supposed to be another ice storm.... the fucking electricity might go out, who knows for how long.... I am just not prepared for this.... And, other than that, today has been a really shitty day.... dennis has been screaming yelling and all that other bullshit at me... And as usual, we got into it bad, but then his mom came over... yeah... made it evn worse... she is like "it takes two to fix a marriage" i'm like, ya, unless you wanna be attending your sons funeral soon, i wouldn't think you'd want me around him.... Cuz i am so sick of this shit... day in and day out, same drama same bullshit, i can't deal with this much longer.... it's just, not something i can deal with anymore... It's like, you keep all of your anger, and pain on the inside, at some poit you HAVE to release it.... why is it that the sight of blood does that? it's like, when you get so upset, you just want to be able to feel something, because by that point
Is It Love Or Lust
It's 80% Love and 20% Lust You and your guy are truly in love, even if that spark seems to be a little dimmer. Is It Lust or Love?
Lithium, Farther Away, Understanding
These are all evanescence, and all very good ones too. I cycle all my music and right now im listening to evanescence a lot. So here are some lyrics that are touching me right now. why i dont know lol, they just are. ------------------------------------------------- Lithium- don't want to lock me up inside lithium- don't want to forget how it feels without lithium- I want to stay in love with my sorrow oh but God I want to let it go come to bed, don't make me sleep alone couldn't hide the emptiness you let it show never wanted it to be so cold just didn't drink enough to say you love me I can't hold on to me wonder what's wrong with me Lithium- don't want to lock me up inside lithium- don't want to forget how it feels without lithium- I want to stay in love with my sorrow Don't want to let it lay me down this time drown my will to fly here in the darkness I know myself can't break free until I let it go let me go Darling, I forgive you after all anyth
Valentine's Gift Idea - Music & Lyrics
Actually, "Music & Lyrics" is the name of the movie coming out starring Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore. I don't know much about it, but ran across an ad for it in new issue of REAL SIMPLE magazine. The downside of this, if you are planning for it as a valentine's gift, is that you will have to wait until VALENTINE's DAY to see it. Perhaps, it would be better to buy your sweetie another gift just to make sure that you have one in your hands on Valentine's Day rather than hoping that they aren't sold out. Be sure to buy your tickets for this one as soon as you can.... The website for the movie is MUSICandLYRICS. If you see this movie before I get a chance to, be sure to let me know what you thought about it!!! :D
I know that people want people to read their bulletins, I know I want people to read mine, but DAMN!!! More and more people are very demanding: "If you don't read this your off my friends list" "read this or I delete you" "if you don't repost forget about being my friend". Well you know what??? I DON'T WANT FRIENDS LIKE THAT Delete my ass if you want to, if your gonna be that petty then DO IT. I posted bulletins that didn't get read or reposted but I always send my love in them, regardless because they are MY FRIENDS and I don't expect them to jump threw hoops for me just to stay my friend. That's not what friendship is about. Now I see this "read and repost or your deleted" and I don't bother to read. So I don't want your so-called "friendship", so you go ahead and take me off your friends list, block me, whatever, but I don't HAVE to do something on a threat. LOVE TO ALL MY CHERRIES!!! That's my rant, that's my statement, period.
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Computer...true Story!
Attachment [ Scan and Save to Computer | Save to Yahoo! Briefcase ] > > A TRUE STORY > > This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. > > I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true >story > from the WordPerfect Help Line which was transcribed from a recording > monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help >Desk > employee was fired. However, he is currently suing the WordPerfect > organization for "Termination without Cause." This is the actual >dialogue > of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they > record these conversations). > > "Rich Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" > > "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." > > "What sort of trouble?" > > "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went >away." > > "The words went away
Sorta, But Not By Me...
I've never been one that has had a mind to create poetry. I don't know if it's because I lack the focus, or if I have the ear for lyrics... Well I know I have an ear for lyrics; just not the ability to render them myself. A lot of people wonder how a person can stand Metal music... and I've never been one to really be able to explain it. Good Metal to me has meaning, and it's rare that you find a group, or a lyracist that can put so much into the lyrics, the subtle and the sublime and meld it with music. Not every metal band is like this...I think a lot of it sucks these days... but there are a few bands that stick out... Read the lyrics below and tell me that there isn't real thought behind it... If you can't see it; hear it...feel it...I don't know what to tell you. My end It justifies my means All I ever do is delay My every attempt to evade The end of the road and my end It justifies my means All I ever do is delay My every attempt to evade THE END OF THE R
Hip Hop Is Dead? When Did That Happen?
A lot has been made of the imfamous comment, "Hip Hop Is Dead." There have been shots fired, statements issued, and new alliances formed since the idea that our sacred hip hop is dying. But is it really? I've been influenced by hip hop since I was old enough to walk and talk. Reciting LL Cool J and Run DMC lyrics thanks to my, at the time, young uncle Clifford. I've seen the fads come and go and I must say that as a young man, I'm split by the whole thing. I mean, I can respect and feel where Jay-Z and Nas are coming from with the content of their album, but I also understand the gripes of Lil' Wayne and Young Jeezy. Is hip hop really dead because it's growing up and the younger generation is now the face of the genre? To find the answer you must figure out what you define hip hop to be. Alot of people under the assumption that hip hop is dead are die hard fans of the "old school" formula. Simple yet structured beats with their favorite emcee dropping clever rhymes by the boatload.
What Happiness Feels Like
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel how warm it is.
What Love For The Ink.
Well pretty soon I will be getting another tat done in honor of someone special to me. I will place this upon my forearm. I will certainly take pics of it. I am quite covered with tats but my love for the pain and ink is special. It just reminds me at times that I am alive. Each tat has its meaning that holds a place that I stepped up and accomplised. Well back to my usual antics. Ciao
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Best Fren Competition
I entered my Babygurl aka Whoda in the above mention competition becoz I knoe she deserves to get recognized... I knoe a few of u on my frens' list knoe her as well so you knoe what Im sayin is true! So get out there n show her you love her by rating her entry and comment bombin it as much as you can! Contest ends this saturday....Dont forget to read the other stories as everyone's a winner :D Click on the pic to comment away or go to Thanks in advance!!! ♥
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How can you love someone you have never seen with a feeling so passionate that it makes your heart skip a beat at the sound of their voice? How can you feel thier hands on you, when they have never touched you? How can you feel their lips kiss yours, when they have never whispered your name in the middle of the night? A love with such passion that life could have never known it in your wildest dreams. Or if it could ever be possible would you turn it away in fear that it could be real, for you had never known such a love. For this love I would take the chance of heartbreak. For I have known a lifetime of heartbreak and heartbreak in itself is of temporary nature if we allow it to be. But to know just one moment in my life with such passion,such feeling,such want,such need, I would give myself entirely without regret, without sorrow, without remorse to you your needs, your love, and your life. To deny such love would be the most fatal of mistakes. To deny myself your
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~~ Attention I'm Opening Up A Family ~~ Founders are.... ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~@ CherryTAP And.... Wolf@ CherryTAP Angels Of CT Family where we will help each other out with comments,rates, contest. But people we will keep it fair and we will go around and help each other out and our friends and family members anyone we know and those that we don't know. If u want to join my Family just send me a message inbox and we'll get it started. We have some members so far.... Thanks to everyone for reading this... ~ Maria ~ Click on the pic... ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~@ CherryTAP
Crying Over Grilled Cheese.........
have u ever just been goin about ur day and just loose it? it all comes at ya? all it took was the toaster fuk'n up, and it all come out......i havent, until 2day. all that came 2 mind is "this is it.....all my thoughts, invaluable - all my time, wasted - all my efforts , worthless...this is me?"...and for the first time ever, i hated my life, and i felt as if i didnt even matter.........and i cried...for all of u that know me, I CRIED? I dont cry, but i did 2day
I thought I finally received a break Only to see the sun fall My eyes will not see what they longed to see My lips will not taste what they longed to taste Why does life have to be like this Full of hatred and pain Instead of joy and bliss by Gary R. Hess
Stringing Your Pearls Along
i watched you carefully drill needles through a hundred pearls and then string them together one at a time. it took you nearly forty five minutes to tie the knot and then you ran the string around your face your neck each nipple seperately then, as if it were wrong you rolled the pearls along your stomach and down to your clitoris where they swirled and whirled while time stopped you shuddered sometime between an hour and a year later and then for the first time i remember you smiled.
17 Jan 07 - Wednesday
17 Jan 07 - Wednesday 1706 Benjamin Franklin Boston, kite flyer/statesman/wit/inventor 1899 Al Capone Italy, gangster (Chicago bootlegging) 1925 Rock Hudson Winnetka IL, actor (McMillian & Wife) 1931 James Earl Jones Mississippi, actor (Darth Vader, Exorcist II, Soul Man) 1942 Muhammad Ali [Cassius Clay], heavyweight champ boxer (1964-7 74-8) 1948 Mick Taylor rock bassist (Rolling Stones-Brown Sugar) 1949 Andy Kaufman New York City NY, comedian/actor (Latka Gravas-Taxi) 1955 Steve Earle San Antonio TX, country singer (Guitar Town) 1960 John Crawford Palo Alto CA, bass (Berlin-You Take My Breath Away) 1961 Susanna Hoffs actress/rocker (Bangles-Walk Like an Egyptian) 1962 Jim Carrey Ontario Canada, actor (Living Color, Dumb & Dumber, Mask, Skip-Duck Factory) 1773 Captain James Cook becomes 1st to cross Antarctic Circle (66º 33' S) 1821 México permits Moses Austin & 300 US families to settle in Texas 1929 Popeye makes 1st appearance, in comic strip "Thimble Theatre" 1
Well, just so everyone knows, i got my interview letter from the Oklahoma State Penitentiary... lol, the State Pen, lol... he he he... ANYWAYS, good 'ol BIG MAC.... don't HAVE the job, just have the interview... I am hella excited about it!!! I mean, you have no fucking idea.... i don't know that i will even get to do the interview though, we'll just see how the following weeks go.... **sigh** keep your fingers crossed.... Anyways~ class was fun tonight, I went, was smarter than everyone, left, still feeling smarter than everyone... good night... good night.... I fucked up my entracne test, thinking i just had to PASS not score high so i rushed through it, and got a low score in my math, come on, i HATE math, wanted to get thru it, so I'm in a retard math class... "Concepts of Algebra..." SOOOO, it's my way of feeling smarter than everyone else.... yay me... And, other than that, nothing... well, Tash had another dance class today.... OOOHHH she looks so cute, like oh my god... w
Today I Smiled
Today I smiled :o) Today I smiled, And all at once things didn't look so bad. Today I shared with someone else, A bit of hope I had. Today I sang a little song, And felt my heart grow light. I walked a happy little mile, With not a cloud in sight. Today I worked with what I had And longed for nothing more, And what seemed like only weeds, Were flowers at my door. Today I loved a little more And complained a little less, And in the giving of myself, I forgot my weariness.
this blog is gonna be filled with my observations about life and things that generally piss me off... if i offend you...oh wasnt intention but neener neener neener you cant come fuck me up unless you Jessie Poo;-) im a cynical lil bastard with a smart ass mouth mixed with some wit and humor...enjoy or beware...which ever applies to you
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im just wondering if ur at 99.99% how do u know when ur gonna level up?? does it tell ya somewhere??
I do not know how "correct" this is ... but we can't all be dolls ... LOL You scored as Al Robbins. You are Doc Robbins!Al Robbins95%Greg Sanders90%Nick Stokes90%Jim Brass85%Warrick Brown80%Catherine Willows80%Gil Grissom45%Sara Sidle30%Which CSI character are you?created with
I Fall In Love All Over Again
Early This Morning...he Held Me
Galen isn't very romantic. Don't get me wrong, he does things for me, but he doesn't show his emotions to me all that much; however, last night came as a total shock. He is not one to like to be touched when we are sleeping and he hardly ever puts his arms around me, but early this morning, i felt his arms around me and his head on my head. it was the most wonderful feeling in the world as i melted into his arms. ok, i know this probably isn't much, but coming from a guy that is scared to show his feelings, that meant a lot to me
My husband cheats. I look the other way. For the children, of course. I myself am worthless, Stupid. Humiliation suits me. Each day I steel myself for words each day more vicious. But you are like a rainbow in my sky. I look at you and know life can be good. You call me gorgeous, I don't wonder why. And happiness shines through me, as it should. You, too, bear a cross: Your friend has cancer, And you will not desert her. I agree. Our love must be a question, not an answer, A distant light on hills we cannot see. Perhaps we are both fools to sacrifice, Yet in such love is where true beauty lies.
I know hardly anyone knows me on this thing, and probably wont put much thought into this, but I just wanna talk about it. Tomorrow, this time last yr, my aunt "Nu Nu" as we called her, died of Bone Cancer. She battled this cancer a little over 7 yrs and decided that December that she was done fighting the fight. It was hard to accept, but she was tired, very tired. I miss her dearly, I saw her the last few days she was alive and it was hard to watch, my aunt, then 43, had so much to give and gave so much. She was a real good friend to me and I miss her laugh, I miss the funny things she did.. she was an awesome aunt, mother, wife, grandmother and its still so hard to accept that she is gone. Four months later my step dad died of complications from throat cancer, that was a major blow too, we knew he was sick, but the doctors made it seem as though things were looking up and then he just died... so unexpectedly. I miss him a lot too, he was a great guy and treated me just like I w
How To Identify A Potential Batterer
What Does Your Birthdate Mean?
Your Birthdate: August 14 You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you. It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy! You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around. But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long. Your strength: Your superstar charisma Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you Your power color: Fuchsia Your power symbol: Diamond Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
I think I am very ready to go home for the day. And there's still a half hour to go. I'm kinda craving anime.
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Grandma And Grandkid Update
~ Grandma and Grand kid contest Open Now ~ I'm starting and grandma and grandkid contest if u want to enter please send me a link to my inbox and i'll put u in Here they are...... 1st Place...... with 300 comments 2nd Place...... with 254 comments 3rd Place...... with 163 comments 4th Place...... with 10 comments Contest will start 1/17 thur 1/24 Will count comments + rates = scores thank you maria ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~L.O.D. Member ~~@ CherryTAP
I Usually Dont Send These But Shitty As My Love Life Is I Can Use All The Help I Can Get!
First, I want you to know that you are amazing, and I love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love it is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next year of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real friends are
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Are You A Sociopath?
You Are 48% Sociopath You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior. Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?
What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Violet Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world. And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it! The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach What Color Is Your Aura?
Ice In Texas Everywhere!
Alright so i wake up to hearing something tapping against my window. Thinking it was the damn cat that lives in our apartment complex i came to realize it wasn't that stupid gray cat but it was sleet! Ice was on everything. A thin sheet on the pool infront of my apartment and eveyrthing was looking like a winterwonderland, right until I watched the guy who lives above me fall on his ass sliding all the way down the stairs. Ice. Tons of it. You see, san antonio dosn't know what to do for an ice storm so they shut down every highway, sanded every overpass and warned people to stay inside. It was nuts. I dont even own a pair of gloves. I had to de-ice my car for an hour with a spatula because i didn't own an ice scraper. It was amazing how people freak out because of the ice, but then again you should have seen my car windows. It was so bad that i rolled it all the way down and it still looked like I had it up. It was so amazing and it was beautiful driving down the back streets seeing ev
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To Be A Soldier's Sweetheart On Tap
You wonder why we sit at home Weary, bored and all alone You wonder how we play on Tap, And turn away guys in a snap. It's because we hold dear something they just can't come near. Our hearts are carried somewhere else Wherever they may roam.. And we will sit and hold their hearts. Until our Soldiers' come home.
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Iam new to this site and still learning how to use it,thank you for any interest you may show towards me.I will reply to every one but i just need a little time thanks
What Happened The Year You Were Born?
In 1969 (the year you were born) Richard Nixon becomes president of the US Mary Jo Kopechne is killed when Senator Edward Kennedy veers off a narrow bridge on Chappaquiddick Island, crashing into a pond US astronaut Neil Armstrong becomes the first person to set foot on the moon while commanding the Apollo 11 mission Breathtaking pictures of Mars are transmitted to earth from NASA's Mariner 7 as it passes within 2,200 miles of the Red Planet Woodstock music festival begins in upstate NY, featuring performances by Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, and many more artists 250,000 Vietnam War protestors gather in Washington for the largest anti-war rally in US history The first draft lottery since WWII is held in New York City The Beatles' performance in public for the last time, on the roof of Apple Records The Stonewall riots mark the start of the modern gay rights movement in the US Marilyn Manson, Jennifer Aniston, Renee Z
Chain Letter
You may have seen this before but it is a good reminder despite all the promises at the end!!! This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! You have 6 minutes There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. Do not keep this message. It must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When
What's Your 80s Theme Song?
Your 80s Theme Song Is: Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel What's Your 80s Theme Song?
Part 1 *adult Content/nsfw Flag For A Reason*
She was lying on her bed, reading a paper for school.. she could not really concentrate on it. Here mind kept wandering.. she was thinking bout what an idiot her boyfriend is.. he kept acting like a fucktard. Really. But he was a good fuck.. no really. Else she would have left him long ago.. there was no love in this, she just kept him for the shags... but of course she was looking around.. Today she saw that guy in the city again. He was kinda handsome..not perfect, but nice, and he had charisma.. it seemed to shine from within. And his buttocks! if she just could get her hands on those. She could not avoid to notice how pleasing this thought made her feel. And then his look.. his eyes when he looked over to her... those deep looking, shining blue eyes... an this discrete smile.. oh she d love to kiss him right now. She already had put her papers to side and was lying on her back with closed eyes fighting with herself bout if she should keep dreaming or go back to reality.. dreami
Gut Instinct
Sometimes we hear intuition as that little voice in our head, and sometimes we sense it in our heart, and sometimes we feel it in the stomach – hence the term: gut instinct. There’s actually a biological reason why this happens. Researchers have found that the gut has more nerve cells than the spinal cord. These intestinal nerve cells hold most of our body’s serotonin, a neurotransmitter that influences both the cardiovascular and the gastrointestinal systems, and also our emotional and psychological well-being. Scientists say that the particular receptor these gut cells use to process the serotonin is the same as the receptor used in the portions of the brain where intuitive thinking happens! So, the next time you get that signal, that “gut feeling,” pay attention – sometimes our stomach is smarter than our head.
Terrible Twos
Terrible Twos... now I understand why everyone told me I'd be going out of my fucking mind! Yay. I love my daughter dearly... but damn man I didnt think she'd turn into Demon Child by 22 months lol! Hopefully since she started this early it'll end early too. Wishing thinking? Possibly.
A Lesson In Logic
Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then log
Vicarious (tool)
Eye on the TV 'cause tragedy thrills me Whatever flavor It happens to be Like: "Killed by the husband" "Drowned by the ocean" "Shot by his own son" "She used the poison in his tea [and / he] kissed [him / her] goodbye" That's my kind of story It's no fun til someone dies Don't look me at like I am a monster Frown out your one face But with the other Stare like a junkie Into the TV Stare like a zombie While the mother, holds her child Watches him die Hands to the sky cryin, "Why, oh why?" Cause I need to watch things die From a distance Vicariously, I Live while the whole world dies You all need it too - don't lie. Why can't we just admit it? Why can't we just admit it? We won't give pause until the blood is flowin' Neither the brave nor bold Will write us the story so We won't give pause until the blood is flowin' I need to watch things die From a good safe distance Vicariously, I Live while the whole world dies You all feel the same
Just Wanted To Introduce Myself!
I wanted to say hi to all of my friends and family! Below, I included my myspace page link so people can check it out to! I am married so, I am here to meet people, make friends and just chill! I hope everyone is doing well and enjoying themselves on cherryTAP! I know I am! I have made a couple of really cool friends and added others to my family! Enjoy and Have Fun!
Big Big Thanks .. And A Kick In The Ass
I wanna take a Min to Thank Rich for Helpin me get Photoshop .. he went outta his way to get me the info . and I reallllly Appreciate it Big Time .. Thanks Rich Get more at Make your own Myspace Crazy Text at OH the Kick in the ass was for myself . I didnt blog this sooner . didnt want him thnking I wasnt thanking him and bein a rude bitch :(
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What U Mean To Me
your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , your the STAR to my BURST, your the M to my M, your the POP to my TART, your the MILKY to my WAY, your the FRUIT to my LOOP, your the MILK to my DUDS, your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, your the ICE to my CREAM, but mostly.... your the BEST to my FRIEND SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK YOUR LOVED!!! =D i Love you like a fat kid loves cake lol ....I Love you like a fat kid loves cake .....I Love you like a fat kid loves cake ......I Love you like a fat kid loves cake .......I Love you like a fat kid loves cake ........I Love you like a fat kid loves cake ........I Love you like a fat kid loves cake ........I Love you like a fat kid loves cake .......I Love you like a fat kid loves cake ......I Love you like a fat kid loves cake .....I Love you like a fat kid loves cake ....I Love you like a fat kid loves cake ...I Love you like a fat kid loves cake ..I Love you like a fat kid loves cake .I Love
Together We Will Win
TOGETHER WE WILL WIN By D.S.M We as the white race are in a battle, this battle is not for land or power no the battle for which we must fight with passion is the battle for our races’ survival. With modern day governments turning to the left and the Jew holding our media outlets hostage, one is hard pressed to find out what is actually going on in today’s dangerous world. We no longer have the peace of mind we once possessed, we can no longer send our children out into the world and guarantee their safety and we can no longer teach the morals and values we were raised upon. With the changing of the way our societies are run, has come the further oppression of our race, with school teachers teaching our students to be ashamed of their ancestors and the media making us out to be monsters that shouldn’t be trusted a white person is hard pressed to take pride in themselves. From a young age our children are taught not to judge a person on their skin tone or their
The Consumption Of Alcochol
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~ Jack Handy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i don't know how to walk in this land of no tomorrows i reach out to find the light but no one's there to catch me as i fall and it's so hard to live this life when all you want to do is die sleep evades the dreamer in a land of fear and lies i try to sit with everything but there's just too much inside i cannot run from who i am but i can't walk with it either and it's so hard to live this lie when all you want is to go home i walk the shadows and am lost within the chill everything is grey and the sun has lost its shine let me go to that land where i can find peace and rest and no more suffering
Really Tried Getting To You All!!
You scored as Angel of Death. You were an Angel of death! Before you were sent to Earth to be tested and be a human, you were what brought death upon humans. With a look, you could kill anyone. Your unusal intrest in death and love of blood and gore asures that in heaven, you delt with it very much. You were an angel who brought death to all, and what is and forever will be feared by humans. Your old deathly stare still scares people and you still crave for killing.Angel of Death96%Angel of Guidance25%Guardian Angel14%Angel of Prayer11%Angel of Hope7%Angel of Good Fortune0%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with
How To "impress" Her On A Date
How To "Impress" Her On A Date >NOTE: If you'd like to learn a few new tricks for meeting women online, using the Internet dating sites... plus how to create attraction over instant messengers and email, then take a minute and read THIS: ***QUESTION*** Hey Dave, I am a good looking guy but never really got the chicks i wanted, only got ones that wanted me. That is history now thanks to your material.. In the lecture hall a chick asks me pointing "is that free?" (meaning the seat next to me coz the hall was full)... i made it out she was pointing at my lap and i said.. "No you can't sit on my lap, how about this seat?!". she cracks up laughing and sits down. I tease her hard at the interval, and after lecture she asks me if i am single. To which i reply "Yeah, i suppose i have space for one more!!"- she giggles and calls me naughty. She texts me all the time now and we plan to do
Drag Queen Name Generator..oh Hell
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What Planet Should You Rule?
You Should Rule Saturn Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye. You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature. And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance. You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life. You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule?
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Pelosi comments draw White House ire By LOLITA C. BALDOR, Associated Press Writer 30 minutes ago WASHINGTON - In a critique the White House labeled as "poisonous," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (news, bio, voting record) charged Friday that President Bush is wading too deeply into Iraq and said it should not be "an obligation of the American people in perpetuity." ADVERTISEMENT Pelosi said Bush "has dug a hole so deep he can't even see the light on this. It's a tragedy. It's a stark blunder." White House spokeswoman Dana Perino retorted that Pelosi's comments were "poisonous," referring to the portion of Pelosi's statement that asserted Bush is rushing new troops there and betting that Congress won't cut off funds once they're in battle. "It's certainly not in keeping with the bipartisan spirit and civility that the Democrats pledged and that we looked forward to," Perino said. "Speaker Pelosi was arguing in essence that the president is putting young men and women in ha
Weasel Phrases - Embedded Commands
An embedded command is a Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP) technique for "planting" a thought (state, process, or experience) within the mind of another person beneath the person’s conscious awareness. This is done through presuppositions, which are assumptions implied within verbal structures. In the English language, commands end with a down turn in tonality. Embedded commands mandate the use of a commanding tonality to be effective. The commands usually possess the word formation of a question, but the tonality of a command. For example, "What's it like when you become incredibly loving!" The purpose of using embedded commands is to move your target’s mind in the direction you want it to go without seeming to be intruding or ordering in any way. Weasel phrases are suggestive predicates designed for use in the construction of suggestive sentences to set up an embedded command. Combine the Weasel Phrase with a command verb, like "get", "b
This Is Why,you
The perfect girl used to be only in dreams it seems, but when I first saw you, it changed everything. I knew right off that you were the one, I hoped we would be together, I knew we’d have fun! Whenever we hug, I get chills up my spine, I think about you nonstop; all the time, Nothing can change what you mean to me, you’re all that I want, all that I need, when I look into those beautiful brown eyes, it makes me realize, you are the most gorgeous girl on earth. I found my girl so now I can end my search. Every night when I get down to pray, I thank God for you baby because you brighten up my day! I’d give the world away just to be with you, now that I’ve found you, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do. I’d sacrifice it all just to be with you. You’ve turned my life around, when you’re with me its impossible for me to frown. I will cherish every moment spent in your presence, because you’re my perfect angel God sent to me from heaven. Now tell me that we belong tog
Asking God Always
When I close my eyes I dream of you. Can't sleep at night 'cause I wanna be with you. Don't want to live, don't want to cry Without you by my side. When I go to sleep at night I ask God to make my days bright. I know he will do it - I know it is true. Because he knows I only want to be with you. I hear your voice inside my head. I can imagine us together again. I know it will happen - I know it is true; Because I asked God if I can be with you. I see you and I together again; Holding hands and feeling the pain. What a beautiful feeling - I wish it were true. But I am only dreaming - dreaming of you.
Teenager Contest New Member Added
~ Attn: I want to do a teenager contest ~ can be male or female from 10 to 17 yrs old we'll call it the Best Teenager Who's Parent is on CT Contest. 1st Teenager is...... Send me your teenager pic to my inbox and i will add them to the contest. This time comments + Rates = scores Contest will run on 1/21 thur 1/25 only 4 days this time! thanks maria click pic to enter contest ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
The Stranger
He comes to me only in dreams, this dark stranger with the crystal blue eyes. He came to me last night. I wake to find him beside me. The touch of his hand awakens my very soul. He kisses me softly at the curve of my neck. Sensations erupt within me from this simple, sweet kiss. I feel his hand stroke my arm as I turn to gaze into the depths of his soul. His eyes are a blue I have never seen on another human. Crystalline blues eyes that are framed by dark black lashes. I feel as though he knows my deepest desires. I try to turn away and my dark stranger holds me with his gaze. I seem to melt into him. Should I kiss him? Will I lose myself if I do? He strokes the side of my face with his hand. He traces the outline of my lips with his fingers. I must taste him. It seems to be an overwhelming compulsion to do so. I press my body into his ever so lightly. As his mouth closes over mine, a thousand words cannot describe the emotions I feel. His mouth so warm, so inviting, so tempting
Far Away
Far away, Too far, I can't go on, Yet I love her. Her existence seems unreal, Almost a dream, Why do I put myself through this? Because I love her, And she loves me. What will I do To pass the time? I will think of her, But that causes pain Along with the happiness. But I must think of her, My mind will not focus On anything else. Time drags so slowly, 10, hours or days? I do not know. All I know, it is too long, to be away from her. I want to fall into her, lose myself in her Be one with her. She is my light In the darkness, I would go to her, But distance is, A cruel thing. The phone rings, "No I can't come out tonight" They ask why but I, can't tell the truth, They would only laugh, "I have business to attend to, Goodbye". I am alone again, Unseeing, Unthinking, Unwanting, Except for her warm skin Close to mine. My whole body screams, Let her come to me, But she can't, Or won't? "She would come if she could, Wouldn't she? Maybe she.
Between My Lips
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent
Trying To Sort Everything Out Mentally And Emotionally...
Hey fellow CherryTappers. Another blog entry, as you've noticed. I'm just trying to deal with all of my daily struggles, although they're causing me bloody noses. Today, I finally told my best friend how my problems make me TRULY feel, and he didn't understand me. It made me sad because I thought I could tell him whatever without him getting all weird and shit...I guess I have to keep certain things to myself. My breakdown hasn't occured yet, but it will. I just want to get it over with...
Wild Geese
Standing on the edge of the world I hope that I am counted knowing I don't give enough in blindness May the Wild Geese come to me and show my heart the song I can't see the ends of the earth though as for that, I'm riding out the surf. Riding out the surf, it's a horse that can't come home, it's always goin one way in time, and I'm along for the song. May the Wild Geese come to me and show my heart the way I can't see the ends of the earth and because of that I'll stay. (Bridge) But I'm riding out the tidal wave an' I'm riding high on the wings that bear me far, and in my mind I know I'm home....
Sick Ones!
I've been reading some of these and you people are soooooooooo messed!! Someone is in love with their brother or sister,some want their moms or dads! you are some sick people. i read about someone pfa on someone,that's a joke!!! my friend,sammy,got one on him 3 days before a custody hearing and she got the kids! you need to know sam,church going,religious and salt of the earth. his wife,if you can call her that,fucked anything with a dick,a druggie,and all around scum! she screwed not only his life,but that of his kids! I hate people like that and the sickos that love family so much!! you are just sick !! get help!
my heart was torn apart my friend kept telling me from the start dont be blind by his love he`ll only break your heart but to her i did not listen i fought you were the one i fell for your loving ways to find out it was just a con all you wanted was my money well im so sorry honey i worked you out in the end.
When I look into your eyes, I hope we'll never say our goodbyes. Hugging and kissing you feels so right, You're on my mind when you're not in sight. I'll sit here and stare at your picture, Thinking about you and me in the future. Wondering where you're gonna be, Hoping that you'll soon be here with me.
Useless In A Parking Lot
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter. When returning to her car she found that she had locked herkeys in the car. She was in a hurry to get home to her sick daughter. She didn't know what to do, so she called her home and told the baby sitter what had happened and that she did not know what to do. The baby sitter told her that her daughter was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door." The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this." So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who
Simple Imbolc Rite For Solitaire
Simple Imbolc Rite for Solitaire You will need a corn maiden and a priapic wand. A lit candle in cauldron in south and some twigs of evergreen besides the cauldron. Prepare Brigid´s Bed This is done by dressing the corn doll in a white cloth and any other ornaments. Then place it in a basket or on a mat. Then lay the priapic wand across the doll and place two altar candles, one on either side, beside the basket. Say: Bride is come. Bride is Welcome. (three times) Take the besom and ritually sweep the circle doesil, then return the besom beside the altar. Kneel before the cauldron. Pick up the twigs and set fire to each in turn. Then blow out each flame and place in cauldron beside the candle. Say: Now I banish winter. Now I welcome spring: Say farewell to what is dead and greet each living thing. Now I banish winter. Now I welcome spring.
My friends Jeff and Dan (Best Friends) decided to create a band around October of 2006. Working with only a guitar, keyboards and a laptop computer they started working on creating music and some with lyrics. On November 18th of 2006, the three of us where out at a local bar. Being pretty tipsy and not caring, I started singing to the music play off the box. Dan had already heard me sing Tool's song 46-2 in my mothers van one day and asked me to join him and Jeff. But it wasnt until that night, Jeff heard me sing. Really liking what he heard he also asked me to join them when we returned to his house. I had never really realized how much people enjoy my voice and that inspired me to start trying to sing around people. On November 19th of 2006, we got together and it was my first time sitting in on the creation process of making music. There was a great and wonderful feeling that came over me. I was there, giving my ideas on the music that one day everyone will hear. In Decembe
50 Cent - Outta Control (ft. Mobb Deep)
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Chicken To Go
(3 October 2004, Galati, Romania) Constantin, 67, lived in a formerly peaceful village near Galati. But lately Constantin couldn't get any sleep, all because of a single noisy chicken. Night after night he dreamed of wringing its neck, or even better, chopping its head off and eating it. One night, he finally had enough. He roused himself from bed and headed out to the yard in his underwear, determined to bring silence to his home. The sleep-deprived villager grabbed that chicken by the neck and chopped its head right off. Only then did he realize that he had confused his own penis for the chicken's neck. While Constantin stood stunned by his folly, his dog rushed over and gobbled up the treat. He was rushed to the hospital, bleeding heavily. Doctors sewed up the wound and pronounced him out of danger. He is also in no danger of reproducing. © 1994 - 2006 Submitted by: Justin Hand, Guy Walters, Nikki N., Terrell Crutchfield, Will Sohn, Jess, Ed Post, Daniel
WOW!! that kiss so thrilling would like more, more hold me close to you caress me all over with fingertips and kisses lingering at the right places dreamed about your lovin' so long remember the night we first met you held me so close as we danced somehow, we drifted apart but now you're back with me thrilling me again come closer, dear much closer, that's right WOW!!
A Trip
im going on my trip im so excited ..a little nervous about the plane ride there but very very very excited hehehe..i need to find a ride to the airport and find a pme trained sub for work and then i am all good yay
Doggie Contest Updates
~~ Okay Time For Animals ~ I'm having a DOG Contest " The Best Dog On CT " send me your dog pics to my inbox and i will add him or her 1st Doggie...... with 626 comments 2nd Doggie...... with 484 comments 3rd Doggie...... with 300 comments 4th Doggie...... with 122 comments 5th Doggie...... with 23 comments 6th Doggie is...... with 12 comments 7th Doggie is...... with 11 comments 8th Doggie is...... with 2 comments 9th Doggie is...... with 2 comments 10 th Doggie is...... with 2 comments 11th Doggie is...... with 1 comments I will do the ...... comments + rates = total for the contest Contest will open on 1/22 thur 1/29 So get your pics ready Big Pimping Prizes awaits And please remember you can comment bomb yourself
as in real life my cherry tap life follows suit i have zero dollars. 500 for aspirin, wtf.. heh
Yet Another Tgif
Recovering from a sore shoulder due to the feed store crate. The days have flew by, it may be the weather. I went to BINGO and whispered bingo when I thought I had it for the girl next to me to yell out to the GODS that I had it. lol Come to find out it was a Wild Ball game whatever that means. All I know is that I will make sure to tell the ladies handing out the books DO NOT GIVE ME THAT ONE! Totally confused me. Although, I did get bingo the next game and everyone in the entire building looked at me like I was a blonde. So I said ( Really I got BINGO this time. ) LMAO I had to laugh at myself because I didnt want to get bingo so soon after the mistaken bingo. So $100 bucks richer, or may be god was wanting to make up for all the laughs I got when I didnt have it. Who knows! My little one has taken to telling me everyday about his friend William. He says MOM! I have to tell you what William did today. William threw a pencil at Mrs. B today. So I am guessing that I am getting no troub
Hi All
I going to try to catch up and comment you all on your sites here tommrow been long day i took my dad to dinner and movie for his b-day he kind a stressing over it so we had a big talk. so it was good though. see ya all laters.bye night
woot its my birthday and I am celebrating in detroit. the first time i have left my state in like 8 years. i went to a casino but i lost 20 bucks. at least i can say i went to a casino.
Swim With Dolphins
July 1999, Florida) In Marathon Beach, a guy was fishing with his buddies when he saw fins in the water. "Dolphins!" he thought, and jumped into the water to swim with the dolphins. Surprise! The fins turned out to be shark fins. His buddies fished him out of the ocean, and Mr. One With Nature was treated at a local hospital for shark bites.
Please Stop By And Vote For My Pic :)
I have entered a pic of my daugter and her Grammy in the Grandparent/Grandkid Pic contest. It would me the world to me if my CT friends and fans would stop by and leave a few vote comments! Grammy isnt doing to well and we do not know how much longer she will be here with us so I would really love it if this pic would win, or even come close. Thank you to all of you!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO Angel (TwinkleBug)
Gerbil Rocket
1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whisker
The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter!
The perfect Wal-Mart greeter! A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.
A Little About Me
PHYSICAL Hair: Brown, Ass Length Eyes: Hazel Weight:200 Chest: 44DDs Yes they are real.... RELATIONSHIP STATUS Happily Taken EDUCATION 3 hours from Bach, in Human Serv. 6 Hrs away from Assoc. in Music. I am a trained crisis counseler in rape and domestic violence as well as grief and hospice care. other words....Jus cause I talk an walk like a hick DONT be fooled, cause this bitch aint jus been around the block baby I built the sumbitch from the ground up k? I didnt spend 7 yrs on Lindsey hill for nothin and I was an honor student to boot. Children I have a daughter Becca, 22 a senior at U of L in Louisville. Favorite Music Skynyrd, KISS, Aerosmith, ACDC, HIM Favorite Movies Horror, Drama, Comedy Favorite Books Anne Rice, Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe, Harry Potter Favorite Bike Springer Softail, Fatboys, Goldwings Favorite Cars 1968 1/2 Camaro SE, 1968 Caddy ambulance FE, Mustangs
Round 2
Nikki VS. the car roof The title is self explanitory. Last night I was out drinking with a few friends. I was a passenger in one car and traveling infront of us. As we approached some traffic lights I climbed on to our bonnet. My plan? To leap on to the roof of their car and hang down over the windscreen scaring them. Unfortunatley I was unaware that their roof was canvas. We stopped at the lights I fell forward instead of leaping and fell straight through the roof on to the passngers.
You try to be nice and you get walked on.
The Pledge Of Allegiance
IT HAS COME TO MY KNOWLEDGE THAT NOT MANY KNOW THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE EITHER SO HERE IT IS: THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all. Fodder...what Dumb Azzes
This is funny shit to me...I recently changed my default pic from me to a cool pic of a woman behind glass... the result. In the 1st couple of hours I had close to 50 friends requests from guys...many with comments like. I think your hot, add me as a friend if you like sweetie, is that really you...your cute, so sexy...etc. my point being i very rarely solicit friends here ...most come to me but I find it hysterical that guys seem so hard up that they respond to a simple pic... to all the ladies, girls, freaks and women here I almost need to apologize for some of the insincere crap you must receive.. wow! and just so you dont think it...Im thankful or every unsolicited friend Ive made...your all very appreciated...much luv to you all and thanks for all the luv youve shown me...smiles amazing...I actually read the profile and at the very least check the sex...I would like to take a poll...if the ladies want to know which loosers did this let me know and I will post
Random Thoughts...
My life is brilliant. My love is pure. I saw an angel. Of that I'm sure. She smiled at me on the subway. She was with another man. But I won't lose no sleep on that, 'Cause I've got a plan. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. I saw you face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, 'Cause I'll never be with you. Yeah, she caught my eye, As we walked on by. She could see from my face that I was, Fucking high, And I don't think that I'll see her again, But we shared a moment that will last till the end. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. I saw you face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, 'Cause I'll never be with you. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. There must be an angel with a smile on her face, When she thought up that I should be with you. But it's time to face the truth, I will never be with you
So Then...
I just wanted to thank all my new friends for rating me and being nice. I'm getting so much hate it's amazing BUT, the good people make it worth it. I can see though their jealousy and don't let it bother me. Sad that 40 yr old adults act like HS kids....laterz :muahz:
I Made It Through...
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because...... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would leave h
The Colts Go To The Super Bowl
Indianapolis Colts On to Miami Falling behind 21-3 after a Peyton Manning pass was intercepted and returned for the touchdown, it seemed once again that the Colts would be unable to get past the Patriots in the playoffs. But this time the Colts persevered, rallying for a 38-34 win in the AFC Championship Game to advance to Super Bowl XLI. Manning led the comeback -- the biggest in conference championship game history -- throwing for 349 yards and directing the drive that gave Indy the win on Joseph Addai's 2-yard touchdown run with a minute left. "I don't get into monkeys and vindication," Manning said. "I don't play that card. I know how hard I worked this season, I know how hard I worked this week. It's always nice when you can take the hard work, put it to use and come away with a win." The Colts will meet the Chicago Bears in Super Bowl XLI on Feb. 4 in South Florida. For more go to
Quote Of The Day.....part 2
New quote of the day.....please enjoy hehehe "I remember when i had a wad in my mouth, and i was sucking on it, and i accidentally swallowed it, and it made me so nausiated that i had to throw up" Oh this is probably my favorite quote....too damn funny, and it's in regards to someone putting some chewing tobbacco in their mouth and getting sick lmfao. Rock on party people, Derek
Take This Quiz
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Bathroom Floor
BATHROOM-PAINTED FLOOR *IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY....* *YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING......* *(not that you would...)* *AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... * *You open the door.... ** NOW, REMEMBER,* *THE FLOOR IS JUST* *! A PAINTED FLOOR!** KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....* *DOESN'T IT?* This would mess your mind up! _________________________________________________
She Needs A Special Man
A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP 2. WON'T RUN AWAY 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications. Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?" "Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away." The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?" To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
The Hippie And The Nun
A hippie got on a bus and sat beside a hot nun. "Can I have sex with you?" said the hippie. "No, I save myself for god." She was quiet until she got off. The bus driver said, "I know how you could have sex with her." "How?" "Well, she goes to the cemetery every tuesday night, so you can hide and wear a white robe and put glow paint all over your body and say you are God." "Then?" "Then you force her to have sex with you." "Ok." So on Tuesday the hippie went to the cemetery and saw the nun. He poppped out and said he was God and said she had to have sex with him. The nun said, "How about up the ass so that I remain a virgin." He said ok and after the sex he ripped off his robe and said "HA hahahahaha!! I'm the hippie!" The nun ripped off it's robe and said "Hahahaha I'm the bus driver!"
Religion :)
Joke of the Day! One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said
Why Sex Is Better Than School
MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School 10. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc... School just sucks. 8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger. 7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to. 6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink. 5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress. 4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex. 3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something. 2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition. And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is........ 1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex.At school yo
New Lounge
As alot of you know the " Impaired " group was waiting to start a new lounge .. Well open ... still alot of work to get done on it and thanks to so many that helped along the way .. Like I said were not impaired but all of us are alittle wild and crazy in our own special ways .. So its a good fit.. please drop by and join and get your egg it'll be kinda our mascot in a twisted way.. the egg can be found on my page or other members just click it open and you'll get the idea ....also join the " Impaired " family if you want just add behind your name here " Impaired " family member or whatever you desire .... its all up to you Thx
Song I Like
It's your life, you say you need a change Don't all the dreams we've seen come true mean anything You say it's different now and you keep staring at the door How can you walk away, don't I matter anymore. If being free is worth what you leave behind And if it's too late for love to change your mind Then it's goodbye time. If we had known our love would come to this We could have saved our hearts the hurt of wasted years Well it's been fun what else can I say If the feelings gone words won't stop you anyway. If being free is worth what you leave behind And if it's too late for love to change your mind Then it's goodbye time Goodbye Baby....
Confidence In Bush Leadership At All-time Low, Poll Finds
Confidence in Bush Leadership at All-Time Low, Poll Finds 22 Jan 2007 President [sic] Bush will deliver his State of the disUnion address on Tuesday at the weakest point of his presidency, facing deep public dissatisfaction over his Iraq war policies and eroding confidence in his 'leadership,' according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll... The poll also shows that 65 percent of Americans oppose sending more troop to Iraq.
A Platonic Fuck
I step out of the shower and elucidate the bathroom mirror. Staring at my naked body, I notice that something is peaking through my chest. Growing before my eyes, I watch the foliage surround my breasts. My once best friend, now lover, steps out of the shower. He walks over, "Hey, beautiful." Standing behind me, he kisses my neck; I feel the green expand with each touch. A delicate red rose bloomed below his nose. "You smell too clean; let's get you dirty again..." He lifts my arms in the air, feeling my outline and bringing chills and more leaves to my body. He turns me around, and leans me against the counter, oblivious to the old brick building I've become. Oblivious, that is, until he feels the vine on my arm travels down my hand and onto his. It is there on his strong wrist that another blood red rose blooms, like a corsage. "Bree, I thought we agreed..." I turn away, as a teardrop was absorbed by the ivy and grew further down to my legs, into the floor. He tries to
The Mystery Of Clouds
The Mystery Of Clouds Clouds of white Traveling thousands of miles Looking down on mountains Filling valleys with cool air Drifting above big cities and small towns Flowers lift toward the sky Watching for them Children see friends floating within them Silky veils of white Flowing on gentle breezes Always moving as if dancing a beautiful ballet A melody that no one but the clouds can hear But yet one that plays for all to enjoy We watch as the sun sets The last moments of sunlight fades Shining through clouds a dozen miles away The clouds become gold and yellow and red Some people watch crying Others hold hands A few kiss and share their love But they all watch They watch a show designed by the gods Designed for mortals such as you and I
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 Pounds. Q: And between a husband and a boyfriend? A: about 45 minutes.
Presents For The Wife
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."
The first time I felt The fire on my skin, The fire in my mind, The fire in my heart, I could not breathe, A burning start. The first time I felt The sear of flames, The ashy trails, The glowing sparks, I cried aloud, A plea for peace. The first time I felt The embers on my feet, The fire in my eyes, The burning of my flesh, I tried to run, A desperate escape. The first time I felt The licking flames, The flash of heat, Smoke in my mouth, I fell to my knees, A crowning fate. The first time I felt The intense pain, The helpless cries Pouring in my mind, I screamed in agony, A final cry. The first time I felt The fire on my skin, It swallowed me whole, It left me ash, It swept me to the wind It let me in peace forever. For that is the price to pay To feel The fire in your heart.
My Sleeping Position
What Your Sleeping Position Says You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
Just Another Never Posted
Life rhythms Seeking the calm inside the storm I sometimes step outside the norm And seek the voice of one in touch Who speaks of the divine and such Who places a perspective new Upon all the things I’m going through Who see with eyes different than mine Who brings my thinking into line With the order of life as it will unfold So I may accept this gift good as gold And make this moment the best it can be And follow the rhythm like tides of the sea And see the wonder of natures sweet plan To know life goes on within and without this man By R. Thomas Dinsmore
I Believe -- Do You???
Believe . . .. Have a seat . . . relax . . . and read this slowly ....Think! I believe - . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. Remember that! I believe - . . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. Even if you think you can't. I believe - . . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - . . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - . . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - . . . that you can keep
Wet Pants
Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.
It's Only Lust
Exhilarating like the first drop on a roller coaster ride. Stimulating like reaching the top with your true love at your side. Thrilling like the loop-the-loop which takes your breath away. Exciting like a sailing sloop on a thrilling, windy day. Chilling like a winter wind upon your lovely face. Searing like the tingles you send when my heart begins to race. Explosions like the light display when fireworks fill the sky. Emotions like when we flirt and play to reach that peak so high. Embracing, tracing every line of you to stimulate desire. Kissing, embracing raising passions, new which stoke the sleeping fire. Filling you with all of me repeatedly but slow. Trying hard to make you see you make me want you so. Burning fires inside and out which set our world ablaze. Undulating harmony about to stun and amaze. Completing passion's trip in a glowing crimson light. I bend to kiss your trembling lip as evening turns to night.
Was It Not What You Wanted?
To be there when you wanted Moist to receive On demand By your leave At your convenience? Was that not what you asked? Be at my call When I need you Then discretely fade Away with the dawn When I am done. And the garden grew not. Seed scattered And left Abandoned - job done Disowned deposit No gift to grow In the first law of physics. Force opposed Equal. Opposite As the yo-yo Come hither Then go And the anger raged. First outward at you Then a pause To reflect Inward owning You keep going back for more.
Yes You Took It All
We used to lie awake at night; make love until the early light, and I would hear you call my name. I saw the world through lover''s eyes, and didn''t stop to realize; that you would never love me again. But to you, it was only a game. I search to find reality, and though you''re just a memory; In dreams I see you here by my side. It seems like only yesterday; we played the games that lover''s play, I thought we had no secrets to hide. And we laughed, and we loved and we cried. I gave you my heart; I gave you my soul. I gave you my love and you took it all. You were my life; you were my world. I gave you my heart but you took it all. Yes you took it all.
On Bended Knee ~ Boyz Ii Men
Darlin’ I can’t explain Where did we lose our way Girl it’s drivin’ me insane And I know I just need one more chance To prove my love to you If you come back to me I’ll gurantee That I’ll never let you go Chorus: Can we go back to the days when our love was strong Can you tell me how a perfect love goes wrong Can somebody tell me how to get things back They way they use to be Oh God give me a reason I’m down on bended knee I’ll never walk again until you come back to me I’m down on bended knee So many nights I dream of you Holding my pillow tight I know that I don’t need to be alone I open up my eyes To face reality Every moment without you It seems like eternity I’m begging you, begging you come back to me Chorus Mike’s monolauge: Baby, I’m sorry Please forgive me for all the wrong I’ve done Please come back home girl I know you put all your trust in me I’m sorry I let you down Please forgive me Gonna swallow my pride Say I’m sorry
    Ok, so now I remembered what else I was going to write about.When you smile, your body generates responses as if you were happy. So basicly, smileing makes you happy. Same with frowning, being sad, and upset and stuff.      My question is, what if you make all sorts of random faces? What emotions will they generate?
Rant: My Giant... Ns4w
Rant: My giant dick -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-06-17, 1:18PM PDT Where to begin? I hate my giant dick. I haven't always hated it, mind you, just for the last, oh, 17 years or so. I loved my dick when I was 13 and had a nice 7 inch tool. I'd put it through its paces regularly and just couldn't wait to share it with some of my female classmates. At 14 I was starting to get just a little concerned as I then had a 9 inch member. It was great, but I was hoping for no further growth. No such luck. By the time I was 16 or 17, the growth finally ended. Unfortunately, not before I had reached my freakish proportions. It's 12 inches long. It's about as big around as one of those tall cans of Coors Light (horrible beer, by the way). It doesn’t help that I’m a shower, not a grower. When flaccid it’s still 9 inches. In high school I picked up nicknames like cackyderm (creative), kickstand, and “the plunger.” I was sma
My Life Right Now .
iam trying to write and just dont know what to write about i have feelings inside struggling to get out that cant seem to surface a new year new beginnings new ideas new starts but where does one begin changes needed not sure where yet but i know this is not the end of my journey ..losing people you feel a connection too can sometimes remind us to do all we can with the time we have so i guess thats where my mind set is at .my goal for 2007 dont fall for bullshit stop listning to empty words stop believing in broken promises and to basically just expect from people around me the mindset and knowledge to just be true to me if not true to me atleast be true to yourself.............. words left unspoken afraid of the end thoughts and provoking sudenly dead what was once our dream is now yours alone my life from this day set to a new tone dont promise me flowers and bring me dread dont promise me love and bring silence instead dont promise forever when tomorrow won
Why I'm Giving Myself A Vibrator For Christmas
Why I'm giving myself a vibrator for Christmas -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-12-25, 11:32AM EST Well, once again it's Christmas, and I must admit I am not at all full of the spirit this year. Why? Well, you could say it's because my boyfriend and I split up, or that my parents got divorced and my dad got hitched to some woman he probably met on CL, or because I'm too fucking cheap to buy Christmas presents. Well, all of those things are true, but that's not what Scrooged me this Christmas. In fact, there's no Scrooging going on at all, because I'M NOT GETTING LAID. That's right, folks, I'm not getting any of the ho-ho-ho. No one, not even a fat man in a red suit, is squeezing down my chimney this Christmas. In the past six months, I've had sex exactly once, and it sucked. And I'm starting to get horny. Really horny. There are ominous internal signs of my horniness. My hypothetical "age range" has increased b
Such A Dream
start at my neck and work your way down make that tongue swirl all around bite on my nipple mmmm i like that come and gimme that one little tap nibble my neck and make me wet ill give you one night youll never forget place your fingers deep within me i want you to know i want you to see my heart races now knowing where this is about to go wanting and needing for you to make me flow run your tongue hard on my clit touch me right there you know where to hit sliding slow on top of you now going real slow and knowing how to make that dick jump and hit that right spot gawd how i love being on top grinding my wet pussy on you knowing you love how it drips down too i sit up a bit and watch yu go deep your dick inside i so want to keep bend me over on all fours and slide that dick in knowing ill love how you explode deep within pumping it hard making me gush my oh my dammm what a rush
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The Irony Of It All...taxes...
Good Morning and how are you? How many times have you just sat back (stood or laid will work too) and thought about the irony of it all sometimes is just mind boggling. Now boggling could have many meanings but for this we will use the term as outright shaking your head and saying what kind of idiot… Here is the reason for this. This story goes back a few years 8 to be precise. In the early months of 1999 the Golden State Fence Company were awarded a contract to build a fence keeping illegal aliens namely Mexican’s that crossed over from Mexico to California of their own free will. The company was given this contract for one thing proximity to the work site and it was a very sound company to do the job. They had the man power to do it and were low bidder for the job hence forth they won the contract. Officials monitoring the progress and the company’s books found an astonishing fact. Golden State Fence Company had on their payroll various amounts of illegal aliens (Mexicans) about one
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It's Too Early For This
Just a little rant at 6:30am here. I like to think I am relatively tolerant and polite to strangers online. All I really ask is that they be polite, accept "no, I don't have a web cam" as the truth and be able to walk away from a conversation nicely. I don't have a problem talking to people who are working on their English skills as long as they don't get offended when I can't understand them and start being pissy. I just kinda honestly believe that 6:30am is too early to ask about web cams or if I can get you a visa to the states. I realize it is 8:30pm in India right now...and I'm not really sure where these people get the audacity to accuse me of lying about not owning a web cam and then ask if I could help them get to America. If this was a one time thing i wouldn't be so irritated I suppose...but this actually happens to me quite a bit. I guess in a way it's my own fault for logging on so early, lol. to start the coffee and prepare for the day! Hope you all have a won
To Alll My Lovely Ladies Out There
Ok if you don't understand this song you obviously are too young or way to freak'n old and take yourself too serious. Music Video:VOLVO DRIVING SOCCER MOM (by Everclear)
Megadeth To Play On Heaven And Hell Canadian Tour!
MEGADETH TO PLAY ON HEAVEN AND HELL CANADIAN TOUR! MAJOR TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT: RONNIE JAMES DIO, TONY IOMMI , GEEZER BUTLER AND VINNY APPICE HAVE REUNITED FOR THE HEAVEN AND HELL TOUR 2007. JOINING THEM WILL BE MEGADETH AND DOWN. LOS ANGELES, CA, January 22, 2007 - Putting to bed the longstanding rumors of a reunion tour, Heaven and Hell have announced their first tour dates for 2007. The tour will feature 11 Canadian shows, along with an exciting one-night-only performance at one of the most prestigious venues in the world, New York's Radio City Music Hall. Heaven and Hell reunites Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Vinny Appice for the first time in 15 years. Currently there are 12 scheduled stops, starting on March 11 in Vancouver and ending on March 30 in New York City. The 'Heaven And Hell' world tour will continue until the end of the year with shows in the US, Asia and Europe. Additional dates will be announced shortly. Multi-platinum recording arti
Ira Why They Fight
I once was asked why I stand up for the IRA and why the Britsih piss me off. Well watch this view. As long as I had a thought in my head I have always been against the British. From there tea time to butting in. We have seen them attack and kill the Scotish back in William Wallace time. They have always hated the Irish and treated them like shit. I have had Black man tell me i was kicking them out of a bar because they where black and they bring up that there 4 fathers where slaves. Well My friends the Irish where slaves too and where treated worse than the blacks. When I was a truck driver i had a job driving. I worked for a company who had British ties. One day the own came to me and said " I hear your Irish?" I said Yes sir and he said there is no room in his company for a fucking Irish man. That was in the late 90's. I am not against british people per say but England. I have lots of friends who are English.I am against England for still treating my people like shit. They want to o
Synasta The Album
Get First Only On Cherry Tap Exclusive Album Release With Artwork Done By Cherry Tap's 1 and Only WIKKED MAMI~K.O.T. Member@ CherryTAP DOWNLOAD THE ALBUM HERETIC BY SYNASTA CLICK HERE Click the above link to download the Album by Synasta, some straight up hard rap, commin straight outta Phoenix
I took him to the dr to get chk out and the dr said it was just his linfonodes .... he has been sick do they were draining .. whoo hooo ... im sooooo happy that it was nothing big .. and thnak you to you all that read this
Going Away
Gliding down that velvet seam, Only having one last dream. Into darkness they will go, Never knowing what they'll sow, Going away in a low. Along that tunnel they may walk, Wondering where is the clock. Among the clouds they shall soar, Young ones missed still once more.
You're Iressistable
In your calming manner, you taught me, how not to lose my temper, how to control my anger, I learnt ! Often this anger would surge within you spoke gently and calmed me, my temper so often was bound to rage, that too, again with your understanding, you eased. I have become a lot more controlled a nicer person to be around, it has been because of you. But one sad fact still remains, and that is, you cannot teach me how to, control my hurt ! I just need for you to realise, it's not the big things in life that hurt, they are but the small ones ! those are the ones that really cut the deepest, that tear out the heart, rip me apart, expose me to so much pain, you may never understand, when you merely shut me out ! The feelings are totally overwhelming, I feel so lost and alone, so rejected and confused, used and abused, and yet, with a snap of your fingers, I am unable to resist you, even though the pain and hurt lay so deep within, I open my arms, an
Irs Pushes Back Tax Filing Deadline
WASHINGTON - Taxpayers around the country will get an extra two days, until April 17, to file 2006 returns and pay taxes owed, the Internal Revenue Service said Wednesday. The two-day reprieve comes about because April 15, the usual tax day, falls on a Sunday this year and April 16 is Emancipation Day, a legal holiday in the District of Columbia. The IRS said holidays observed in the nation's capital have an impact nationwide. The tax agency had previously announced that residents of the District of Columbia and six eastern states would have an April 17 deadline because they are served by an IRS processing facility in Massachusetts, where Patriots Day will be observed on April 16. The IRS said the April 17 deadline will apply to actions including: _2006 federal individual income tax returns, whether filed electronically or on paper. _Requests for an automatic six-month tax-filing extension. _2006 balance due payments. _Tax-year 2006 contributions to a Roth or trad
Funny Lines To Make You Smile
1 My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the hill" is
I find it hard to believe that there are no Supercross fans on this website. Sooo.... Dirt bike and/or quad people? Anyone?
What Love Is To Me
I wrote this blog on myspace and felt the need to transfer it over since I'm never on anymore... So this is what love means to me Love is.... When someone automatically puts jelly on your peanut butter sammich and you don't have to even ask... They remeber your favorite movie after 2 years. Specially the one you had make up sex to after your first fight. You kick your dog off the bed just so they're happy...and their happiness makes me you fell good, even if your dog is cuddly. When they do your dishes, even if they didn't dirty them. Love is when they remember your favorite perfume...and will drive across a city for it. It's kisses on the back first thing in the morning It's givng your boyfriend ball love after he's just fucked you.... It's when you order food that he/she likes, cause you know after they've eaten their own food...9x's out of 10 they're going to want yours.... It's when they eat your ass...for more then just 2 mintues.... It's wanti
George Carlins Solution To The Gas Shortage
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline. Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Prob
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Twisted Life
do you see there twisted eyes?and watch and laugh at normal life?do they smell the rain coming ,in there office cell? or feel the sun warm there face on a winters day,do you see all the colors of a setting sun,or set your ass on the couch for this evenings bad news and lies,to make you feel glad your trapped in your house you see everyone as someone who might hurt you?or know everybodys a pyscho killer ,but still wanna know why?and another thing,pets make good friends,but you fucked when ya need a ride to the if youve read this far and understand any of this ,god help you,and you may be twisted,write in tommy chong for president. goodnight and peace to all chip
Heres To You, Whoever You Are
Heres to you What I wouldn't give just to touch you, to see you, To place sweet kisses all over your face. Seeing your smile makes a new memory that I could never erase. Lying in my bed wishing you were here, So I could hold you while you run your fingers through my hair. I feel like Goldilocks because your arms are "just right", When you sweep me up in them and squeeze real tight. You make me smile and you make me cry, This rollercoaster we're on is a thrilling ride. You get my heart pumping, such a great rush, You offer sex in public places and all I can do is blush. "Not here" I reply in an embarrassed tone, But baby you just wait until I get you alone. I started to write this about my K-Swiss shoes, But you popped in my mind making me choose To write about how I feel everyday, To remind you I'll be by your side, come what may.
Missing What Matters Most
You know, the saying "You dont know what you've got until its gone"? It is so true. It is funny how having someone in your life everyday becomes a normal routine, then one day they are gone... and your whole world turns upside down. 15 years ago, my father was murdered. You would think that 15 years later, my life would have gotten back on track and as close to normal as possible, but it isnt. Mothers day was a good day, aside from getting a flat tire on my way home from my moms. The weirdest part of the day was when the sudden pain of not having my dad around hit me... HARD. I passed by NE 28th street where he is burried, and it hit me like brick wall. Normally when I pass by, I wave at him and say "hi". I did that as normal, only tears immediately overwhelmed my eyes. I wanted to call my mom and cancel and go sit by his grave, but I had promised my mom to spend the day with her, and I knew that I would end up sitting with him for hours. So I kept on driving. By the time I
What Is Wiccan & What Is Not Wiccan Ways
Contrary to what those who choose to persecute or lie about us wish to believe,Wiccan is a very peaceful,harmonious and balanced way of thinking and life which promotes oneness with the divine and all which exists. Wiccan is a deep appreciation and awe in watching the sunrise or sunset, the forest in the light of a glowing moon, a meadow enchanted by the first light of day.It is the morning dew on the petals of a beautiful flower, the gentle caress of a warm summer breeze upon your skin, or the warmth of the summer sun on your face.Wiccan is the fall of colorful autumn leaves, and the softness of winter snow.It is light, and shadow and all that lies in between. It is the song of the birds and other creatures of the wild.It is being in the presence of Mother Earths nature and being humbled in reverence.When we are in the temple of the Lord and Lady,we are not prone to the arrogance of human technology as they touch our souls.To be a Witch is to be a healer, a teacher, a seeker, a give
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Ever Wonder
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when the
This Is What I Think Of The Fake Ass Bitches And Drama Queens Of Cherry Tap
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A Rough Quicky.....[ Warning ,language ]
Please Be Aware,The Language Used Here Is Dirty Sex. Knowing your intentions, i pulled you into the other room and kissed you longingly. You put your arms around my neck and kissed me back, biting my lower lip playfully. I reached down between us and fumbled with the button of your jeans. You pulled away, You didn't think there was time for what I had in mind. "I am going to fuck you," I whispered, pulling you back to me. You moaned softly and started to unbuckle my belt while i kissed you aggressively and unzipped your fly. You unbuttoned my pants and pushed them down over my hips. Then i spun you around and pushed you against the wall roughly. "Bend over" I hissed. All you could do was obey, sticking your ass out as i yanked your jeans down and pressed my cock against your already slick pussy lips. Your head fell back and you grunted as i thrust into you. My bare cock felt incredible,you screamed in pleasure."OHHhhh you fill me soo lovely
Very Very Close
All i need now is 2090 more points and i will be a friend of Cherry tap. which is 3 levels closer to level 13. All i need now is to make a verified salute.
Why Couples Don't Have Sex
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month---(I'd love to meet the woman that only has 12 of those days a year!) 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminde
Life Without Black People
A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people. At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last, they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare. All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW AMERICA" is not America at all-only a barren land. 1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system. 2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors. 3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge
Making This Life Hard For You?
Erotic dreaming, All pumping and steaming, Such startling reactions Denied satisfaction, She awakes in surprise, Confused by her eyes, Returns then to sleep, For more pleasure to reap, Hot actions ongoing, Ever building, Never slowing, The pace increasing, Never ceasing, Fulfilling feelings, And spinning ceilings, Astounding movement, Defining moment, Her loins gripping, But the dream is slipping, With lust overflowing, The dream is going, The dream is going, The dream is... Real???
9-3-06 5th Entry
September 03, 2006, 07:58:pm Not really in the mood to write today but figured I better as its been a few days since last entry and I need to keep making myself do this so it becomes habit forming. All the ideas I had a couple nights ago have just poofed from my brain. So I guess I'll just do a little update on things and skip the life pondering moments this time. Knowing me though it will still turn out to be a long entery rotflmao@me. I love to write even when I don't feel like writting. I was supposed to quit smoking 9-1-06. Was gonna do cold turkey. I failed miserbly. Well maybe I shouldn't say or feel that as I did cut down to about 1/4th a pack, which that itself is a good thing. I just don't feel like that, even though logically I know that is a plus and an improvement. Feelings and logic though are 2 different things. I'm starting on my 2nd pot of coffee today in an attempt to frigging stop eating and hold off on urge to grab a cig. Crimeny I'm gonna gain all the weigh
Ladies What Kind Of
What kind of dick are you getting? MISERABLE DICK - When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things and does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long, stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he's in a track meet and has a very small dick. You try to give him some head, only to find that you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable you think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite be so weak". To top everything off ladies, how about just when in your mind you're going to try to get the best out of this, even if you have to make yourself cum, and he beats you to the punch. DAMN TOLERABLE DICK - This is funny dick. He eats major pussy. He eats it so good, your knees feel a little weak. It was good enough to make you shed a tear. Then he puts his dick in, just For you to realize that you cannot really feel it!! His stroke is UN-tim
" Without You "
My wish for you is that you never taste death. But if that wish should never come true... I wish that I taste it before you. That way I'll never have to live without you.
Seating And Waiting
I'm doing the only thing that gets me through the nights since you've been gone... Waiting for you. Even if you never came back it's the only bright spot in my life... Waiting for you. And I'll go on waiting 'til the waiting is all over... Waiting for you.
Only In America
> > Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the > > back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy > > cigarettes at the front. > > Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, > > and a diet coke. > > Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the > > pens to the counters. > > Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the > > driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. > > Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in > > packages of eight. > > Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process > > so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking > > creatures'. > > Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille > > lettering. > > EVER WONDER ... > > Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? >
hi everyone. i was just leaving a blog to let everyone know that you can add me if you like i am always looking to make new friends. i just need a bunch of friends so i can talk to when i am lonely and bored and to just talk to all the time thanks everyone.
Wtf Did I Do To Life
Ok wtf did i do to life to have life start dumping on me?I mean in the past six months all hell has broken lose with my body first the nerve damage caused by the dieabetis,then my blood sugar goes nuts and now i find out i have a medeium sized abnormalty on my liver Im not sure how much more of this i can take before i snap the only thing keeping me going right now is support of my wife and close friends if not for them i dont know what i would do!
Enchantment A Symbol
enchantment a symbol Roses in bloom with leather stems Blood red passion upon every limb With thorns of joy consoles from within The chains of serving , the bond to them The floral enchantment a symbol of their life the thorns of consequences as they learn from strife The sweet aroma ,the pain it forsakes As They both step upon heavens gate scottbaker
Girl !!
Girl ! I Love You !!! Please believe it's real... My heart aches for the day we can be together... It's not easy being so far away from you... Theres an angel who brought us together for a reason... Even though theres alot of distance between us... I just hope you truely know how much " I LOVE YOU"
Symphony Between Her Legs
careless New York winds, a symphony aglow of sun-soaked golden hair the lovers who lay their hips in crackling leaves take the summer with them throng of cotton t-shirts with fruity sweat stuffed in a top drawer shirt she loved to wear on long motorcycle rides salt-lined lips quiver ocean's blue and breasts pressed against thick leather unfurled in a champagne hour like Michelangelo’s hands, pours another scotch then make love on a cluttered table the steel angels silent, once our heads thrown back against a foggy windshield as she points up at the last star, watch the morning light trickle between her bare fingers
Waiting In The Darkness
Stillness comes as the darkness falls With softening, gentlest hands Reach out to cradle; embrace Safe, secure It will all be alright The child is calmed Through the ages waiting Yearning searching On a shelf of subconscious Under “lost” Warm blue swirls Rythmic ribbon spirals Around and around in the dream It will all be alright It returned - recognition And was grasped like the pinioned Wings of Keats’ joy I am sorry Trapdoors fly to Pandora’s echoes Tsunami releases Destructive carnage in its wake Leeching the life From the lifeboat mirage I am sorry To forgive Question out turned within You have hands just like that They are mine Moth dances at the fire Mesmerising whirling Rou
I'm Stuck And I Can't Get Over The Hump
Anyone have any idea as to why I'm stuck at 99.99% (level 13) for over 24 hours?
Thought Was Informative
Firearms Refresher Course 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians. 15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety. 16 Yo
You Be The Judge
for the real friends on my list only ( you know who you are) it was brought to my attention my several people leaving me comments and e-mails that my work with graphics is "meager" at best, so I am asking for opinions, please got to my graphic folders and look over the designs, all of them, no need to rate or comment them but comment here to me of what you think of what I do.
The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if yo
I really, really, really hate writing this stupid 4-6 page paper for English. Havent really started on it and it is due tomorrow. Yay.
29 Jan 07 - Monday
29 Jan 07 - Monday 1843 William McKinley Niles OH, (R) 25th President (1897-1901) 1880 W C Fields [William Claude Dukenfield] 1945 Tom Selleck 1947 David Byron vocalist (Uriah Heep) 1952 Tommy Ramone [Thomas Erdelyi] rock drummer/bassist (Ramones) 1954 Oprah Winfrey 1957 Irlene Mandrell Corpus Christi TX, country singer (Mandrell Sisters) 1959 Paul McGann actor (Dr Who) 1960 Eddie Jackson bassist (Queensryche) 1834 President Jackson orders 1st use of US troops to suppress a labor dispute 1845 Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" 1st published (New York City NY) 1856 Victoria Cross established to acknowledge bravery 1920 Walt Disney starts 1st job as an artist; $40 week with Kansas City Slide Co 1936 1st players elected to Baseball Hall of Fame-Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Honus Wagner, Christy Mathewson & Walter Johnson 1951 Liz Taylor's 1st divorce (Conrad Hilton Jr) 1959 Walt Disney's "Sleeping Beauty" released 1963 Robert Lee Frost US poet (New Hampshire, 4 Pulitzers), dies at
I wrote a song tonight, well actually i didnt finish it but what i got sounds pretty good. Im really getting sick of the music i make within the confines of my band, its all so sameish, dont get me wrong, i like dance music but there are so many different genres of music i want to work in, i have been writing more Jazzy music recently and thats what i want to spend more time on for now.
Remember Me
Do you remember me? I’m the one you screamed at I’m the one you begged and pleaded at Do you remember me? I'm the one who upset you I’m the one who ruined your life Do you remember me? I think you should I’m the one who haunts you at night I’m the one who screams in your dreams I’m the one who’s always holding the night Do you remember me? Because I remember you And I shall not leave till you remember me
Life is but a voice in a crowd so make sure that what you say counts
I Can't Even Title This...
I feel like I'm in a three-way human triangle. And, I'm at the top. I feel like they both are playing tug o' war with me, and I hate it. She won't give this up so easily and he's scared to lose me....:: cries :: I'm still stressed.
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Teenager Contest Updates
~ Teenager contest updates ~ 1st Place...... with 14720 comments 2nd Place...... with 4706 comments 3rd Place...... with 60 comments 4th Place...... with 53 comments 5th Place...... with 28 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Maria
Did I Miss Something?
I got this box of trix..yes its been a while, but it says "NEW SHAPE" yet they are still round. Weren't they always round or did I miss something? I know lucky charms gets a new charm every few months, but I thought trix were always round... Sometimes I fear that its been so long since I've had sex, that they've changed it..but I never felt this way about ceral. Weird.
For Those You Know That Everything Happens For A Reason.
Balance Partners Reality is about the return to balance. Balance Partners are the people you meet along the way who help you create balance in your life. In a time of the evolution of consciousness - balance partners would be on the same frequency saying and do things that bring the ‘ ha!’ awakening feeling...As the program of our reality moves towards balance and closure - many will evaluate all aspects of their lives - physical, emotional, and spiritual. New connections will be forged to that end. As you move through your spiritual journey these balance partners will come into your life at the appointed time and place - based on the activities you are guided to. You generally attract each other by synchronicity - meaning that there is something that will be shared by both people - after which they can remain close friends or stay for a while and move on as would a teacher. The door is generally open to meet again and share in the future. They remain in our lives for a period of
Damn...i Had To Throw This In...
Music Video:FOREVER (by Papa Roach)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Yeah Yeah Yeah
okay WHATEVER i'm a smoker again. spend a week in my family before you judge me!
Answer These If Your Not A Chicken
reply back to me with your answers in a message 1. Have we kissed?: 2. Do you want to?: 3. What would you like our relationship to be?: 4. Have we dated?: 5. Did you like it?: 6. Do you want to date?: 7. Are we close friends?: 8. Would you be here if I needed you?: 9. Are you attracted to me?: 10. Mentally, sexually, or both?: 11. Do you love me?: Appearance Do you like my- 12. Face?: 13. Eyes?: 14. Lips?: 15. Body?: 16. Arms?: 17. Legs?: 18. Clothes?: 19. Ass?: 20. Hands?: 21. Hair?: Do think I'm- 22. Sexy?: 23. Beautiful?: 24. Hot?: 25. Cute?: Personality Do you think I'm- 26. Crazy?: 27. Nice?: 28. Fun to be around?: 29. Funny?: 30. Annoying?: Would you.. 31. Share chocolate with me?: 32. Spend a weekend with me?: 34. Hook up with me?: 36. Care if I ran away?: 37. Care if I died?: 38. Miss me if I left?: 39. Hang out with me?: What would you do if.. 40. I kissed you?: 41. You found out I was missing?: 42. You found
Nothing Going On...
& this is the result of my recent entertainment deprivation. I’m a military girl down to my very core. Born to a Military Mom, and a Green Beret Dad. I’m the kid who could salute before she even started school, The girl who hated pink and frills and loved covers and cammo. I was taught Army values, learned them all by heart. Knowing if I strayed from them my world would fall apart. I met a boy just like my Dad, stubborn and oh so proud. You could tell just by meeting him, that he would live a military life. The months keep passing, but one thing remains unchanged. I’m a Green Beret’s daughter and the wife of a military man.
The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, hmmm, I can't seem to find your name, you must be in the wrong place." The engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got a/c, flushing toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan on the phone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got a/c, flushing toilets and working escalators. There's no telling what the engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back or I'll sue." Sa
What's,love And Romantic Love
Love is mostly tender and quiet. Love is a light that allows people to see things that are not seen by others. Romantic love is a deep emotional, sexual and spiritual recognition and regard for the value of another person and relationship. Romantic love can generate many powerful feelings. It can provide a profound ecstasy, and a deep suffering when frustrated. To some people, romantic love is irrational. Romantic love can seem like an emotional storm. This paper is really a collection of experiences, thoughts, readings, and the result of my discussions with people falling in and out of love. I began writing on this topic in 1998. I was first inspired to write "About Romantic Love" when I first read a book by Nathanial Brandon on the topic of romantic love. I revise or add something to this collection of thoughts several times a year. I am most inspired to write when I meet someone in love or someone feeling crushed when their love was lost. I have had countless
Paris In The Tub.
Gotta love that she didn't pay that storage rental fee. (link is NSFW)
Haku 2
We as humans depend too much on looks everyday we are competing in contest only for self-gradification. We become slaves to an image that doesn't fit us, break free and be yourself. No matter how many pictures you take, not matter what kind makeup you purchased big business only want your soul
Book Review
Just read American Theocracy by Kevin Phillips very good book pretty deep not a easy read but well worth it. Scary but worth it
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Personal Beleives
"If a man cannot do what it is that he loves, he should struggle to love what it is that he does."
Whats My Life For
What’s my life for ? Filled with hurt, dissepiments , and misery Why am I here ? What did I do to deserve this ? Every time something good happens , misery strikes again ? So I ask what’s my life for? Why am I here? Time keeps passing . My life is filled with hurt. So many things keep going wrong. The dissepiments just keep adding up. So I ask what’s my life for? Why am I here? Days go by, and the misery just gets worse. My family seems like it’s just falling apart. Know one gets a long, so I just want to stay a way so once again I ask what’s my life for ? Why am I here? Then one day I woke up and figured it out. I am here to help people with there problems. I am here to listen to people who need someone to talk to. So I know longer ask what’s my life for? Why am I here?
Love For Your Mother!
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman >>> out >>> to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other >>> woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." >>> >>> The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who has >>> been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three >>> children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. >>> >>> That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. >>> >>> "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? >>> >>> My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or >>> a >>> surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. >>> >>> "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I >>> responded. "just the two of us." >>> >>> She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that >>> very much." >>> >>> That Friday after work, as
I was sitting here reminiscing about a lot of TV shows and cartoons that I used to watch. Shows I miss. Some programs are still on (thanks to Cartoon Network and Boomerang and certain other TV Channels) not not many. Anyone remember 'Night Court'? With Harry Anderson? How about 'Jabberjaw', with the great white shark that sounded like Curly from The Three Stooges? 'The Guys Next Door'? Was kind of a rip-off of the Monkees, but it was amusing. How about 'The New Monkees'? I watched it, but it sucked. Didn't even have the same attitude of the original. I hope you remember 'The Snorks' since Cartoon Network and Boomerang still play it. “Inspector Gadget', of course, is still played on CN or Boom once in a while. Does anyone remember 'Automan'? It was a tv series back in the 80's. This computer geek was working on his computer one night, and I can't exactly remember what happened, but SOMETHING happened and the little block cursor (remember block cursors?
" Will I " Live Version
You Don't Understand
Tears have flowed down my face I have gone through my share of pain All I see when I look inside of me is emptiness I have nothing to say to that except for one thing I don’t want to be understood by someone as shallow as you There have been many times when I just looked away from your gaze Those eyes that have never seen pain in its cruelest form The window through hopes and dreams have never flown away I know I am crumbling before your eyes I can see the sympathy written in your face I don’t need that not now I am still going strong Today I’ll just make it alone and maybe you’ll stop trying No matter how close you are I would never let you into my world I have laughed and heard my heart breaking inside I have smiled and saw it break in so many places I have lied time and time again saying that I am getting better Yet the truth still stands I am just getting worse and I don’t need help I know that it would be great to have a friend Someone you can depen
i still can't believe Joey's dead! i saw him only two days ago he was drunk as ever and i treated him he's gone! god i feel so small, stupid and insignificant right now. im sorry Joey, please forgive me. we weren't friends but we weren't enemies either. miss you :(
Vanilla Ice 2001
Ok WTF happened.. who the hell ordered up the remaking of this song back in 2001!! now this version is actually decent.. I could listen to this.. Or maybe not.. mmmmmmmmm
Young Men Who Lay Dying (copywrite Brokensylence)
As you sit in your oil warmed mansions,and drink your fine whiskeys and wines do you think of young men who lay dying....or is it not worthy of times...... As you ride in your personal limo's, with no need of a helmet or you think of the young men who lay dying......blown apart in the hot desert sun....... As you sit with your cohorts of status, and scream for new rules and laws, do you think of how young men now who lay dying , because you claim to have a great cause.... As you chant your the best one to lead us, do you know what it feels like at all, to be those young men who now lay dying ... Taking your fall .. With your weapons of mass distruction , and words so harsh they burn , do you think of young men who lay dying .. as your backs you all do turn .. You watch from atop your white buildings .. and trot among your guards ,, do you think of young men who lay dying .. as their bodies brought home to lay in graveyards .. As you sit and wait for
Truths Of Pagan Life
Theres many things of being a pagan you must keep to being humble as possible and willing to seek good into life see everthing as a new hope and new joy respect all and everone around you as you wish to be treated and in this make sure all that you care for are honored theres so much beauty in pagan life were are more of family then a *congergation or chruch* place and we always tend to stick by eachother more for the ones whom stick by it live as all we do now is what will get back then its the free will part of it pagans dont force you to be pagan we dont damnate or judge we allow people to come to us to seek out there own path for we all are captains and controls of our own lifes so whats really wrong with pagan and wiccans?
Copy This
Chapter Two Copy This Ms. Simmons walk into her boss office, she says, “Mr. Griego, the copy machine is not working right again. Can you see, if you can fix it, so I may finish copying these papers for you, sir.” But there was nothing wrong with the copy machine, she had a hidden plan for her boss today. “Sure, Ms. Simmons, I would glad to help you out.” He gets up from his desk and walks behind her, he watches her sexy butt move side to side as she walks to the office supply room, where the copy machine is at. He was more than happy to help her out in the office supply room. Ms. Simmons walked her walk that she knew would make him drool for more than just helping her with a issue with the copy machine. She smiled as they walked towards the office supply room, she even stop to bend over to act like she had to pick up something from the floor, she made sure that he knew she was not wearing panties again today at work. Mr. Griego smiled to see her naked butt that he lo
Touch Someones Heart
Touching someones heart for a mere second can touch their soul for a lifetime.
Nine Inch Nails-dead Souls
Someone take these dreams away that point me to another day A duel of personalities That stretch all true reality They keep calling me Keep on calling me They keep calling me Keep on calling me When figures from the past stand tall and mocking voices ring the hall Imperialistic house of prayer Conquistadores who took their share They keep calling me Keep on calling me They keep calling me Keep on calling me Calling me, calling me [x2] They keep calling me Keep on calling me They keep calling me Keep on calling me ------------------- Nine Inch Nails - Dead SoulsMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com One of my favorite NIN songs, the deluxe downward spiral killllsss!
What's Alive??? Lol...
Mike's new message: 2007-02-01 06:25:44 IIITTTTT'SSSS ALLLIIVVEEE!
A teacher asked her class to make a sentence using the word "fascinate". Molly put up her hand up and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.
~*~ Mother~*~
A mother is special. She's as soft and graceful as a butterfly, yet as strong and courageous as a grizzly bear. Her heart is large enough to hold everyone's pain and joy. Her hands are always gentle and soothing. Her arms are always warm and tender. She works hard to make a home feel like home, and she strives to make life pleasant and comfortable for those she loves. She never fails to go that extra mile to make the holidays happy and memorable. Her job is the most difficult and demanding ever known to any human being, yet she's fully dedicated to the task. She's always there for her family, guiding them and keeping them safe from harm. She owns a magical way to raise spirits and make everything feel better. And her sympathy, unselfishness and forgiveness are unending. All that anyone is or could ever hope to be can be attributed to a mother. She instills the teachings that will last a lifetime. She sows the seeds of virtue and morality, and in the process
I want to say his name, just one last time. I want to hold him tight, as if he was mine. I have vivid dreams, of memories past. When times was better, we thought it would last. A thousand tears later, he is still on my mind. Three months have passed, my soul I still can't find. Time has tested me, I love him still. he remains in my heart, where he always will.
This Ones For Michelle . She'll Get It
Me + Computers = Distaster !!! Nuff Said
This Fucking Sucks
Well i just got back from the emergency vet hospital.... My girl...Moka is no longer with me....i had to have her put down...she was 15 years old. The vet said it was cancer and that she was starting to i did the only fair thing..i let her go. I'm a wreck...she was my baby...but i still have her brother to keep me sane...poor guy looks so lost right now
Moms Contest Now Open!
~ I'm Holding a Mother Contest ~ Starts tommorrow at 9 am central time ! Let's see who makes the Top Mother in comments. so all moms send me your pics and i'll add you to the contest. 1st mom is..... with 1 comments 2nd mom is..... with 1 comments 3rd mom is...... with 1 comments 4th mom is...... with 1 comments 5th mom is...... with 1 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Contest will start on 2/2 thur 2/9 again mom with most comments wins! thanks maria click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Best Family Contest Updates!
~ Okay Family Contest ~ I want to have a family contest on CT and all the familys enter there Logo and then everyone votes and comments on it the family with the highest wins. Also a good way for people who aren't in family to join the familys. Just really to spread the news out! Contest will open today at 2:oo pm and run until 2/8 at 2 pm central time! so i'll be taking family logos send to my inbox and i will add the family! and may the best family win! 1st Family is...... with 1740 comments 2nd Family is...... with 702 comments 3rd Family is...... with 278 comments You can Comment Bomb your own pic in my contest! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Sexy Name
Your Name Is Pretty Sexy! :) Your name scored 102 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test" How Sexy Is Your Name?
Our Paradise
Calm, crystal water kissing glistening white sands, as morning sun rises above our island paradise. Awakening you with gentle caresses, so in love are we. Hearts pounding, sounding like thunder o'er a building sea. I'm filled with wonder. You, so sensuous and lovely, lying on our blanket, leave me speechless, breathless, Oh, how I love your moaning and sighing as I touch you, enter you, my helpless soul so addicted to you, so enthralled as if some great, heavenly force has called. Absorbed, devoured, consumed by passion's grace, I lie, enchanted by an angel's face.
Smarty Pants
Test Your Sex Smarts Smarty PantsYou know your stuff. Not saying you are \"ready\" for sex, but at least you have a decent array of knowledge. Take this test
Needing You
Love, all I need is you in my life, My life changed when I first met you eight years ago, You make such a tremendous difference in my life. My days have so much more meaning when their spent with you. I am so much happier when I am with you because of the love you show me. My love and joy for you are reborn each day when I realize that I have you by my side. It is wonderful to know that we feel the same for each other. Our life is one happy dream. You taught me what the true meaning of love is You set my heart ablaze. Your love lies in the center of my heart, Where can I begin to express all the wonderful feeling that lye in my heart, I will begin by letting you know that you are a part of me, You are the companion to my dreams, When you come to me in my dreams all I can feel is the love I feel for you travel throughout my body I will always love you, You are a part of me.
Fan Attcaked?
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again. "Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed ever
Mom Contest Updated
~ I'm Holding a Mother Contest ~ Starts tommorrow at 9 am central time ! Let's see who makes the Top Mother in comments. so all moms send me your pics and i'll add you to the contest. 1st mom is..... with 50 comments 2nd mom is...... with 9 comments 3rd mom is...... with 1 comments 4th mom is...... with 1 comments 5th mom is...... with 1 comments 6th mom is...... with 1 comments 7th mom is..... with 1 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Contest will start on 2/2 thur 2/9 again mom with most comments wins! thanks maria click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Read This
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle... Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself ? Its bugging me. In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there is anyone in life you love this much, please send this. Forward this to all your good friends on-line to show them that you care. NOW, make a wish about somthing you would like to
I Wish
just one day out of nowhere brice comes home and just says "hey lets pack are shit, get a u-haul truck, give up the leaste to the apartment... and just get the fuck out of here" i just wish sometimes i had the modivation to leave everything behind even brice and my dad and just take off with out no notice... but with my luck i would only get so far then i would get found by somebody iv notice that when i was a lil kid i would run away from home and go so far and be by myself for a lil while (even though they says it was hours on in)and some allways found me... i would allways go somewhere that no one would have exspected everyime i get into the mood when i am in my car i just wanna punch the gas and not stop intill my car dies then just leave it where it dies and just walk the rest of the way of where ever i might be going and see where it leads me to.... i am the type that roams out of the area i am used... one time in my life i seriously punched the gas and did not stop inti
Times Like These....
You need the one you love dearly;; He died in my heart though... Blah fucker.O well. I guess people are rite,I need to try & forget about him... -.- Eh. I need someone right now.Someone who wont waste my fucking time. Please & thank you? Dead. No one is on that is worth talking to.... Sh0cker
The Storm And The .....
My heart has always been a storm Waves crashing against my soul I stand on the balcony and The wind laughs in my hair I look out and see the moon shimmering on a black ocean I am a sentinel Standing watch, waiting for Loves embrace But as morning cries out and the candles have grown cold My spirit is once again laden with sadness for I witness Traveling souls that pass unseen The darkness of my blood will shed light upon the wilderness And tomorrow night, I will stand watch again My heart has always been a storm
Whispering To The Secret Places
A dream so small yet so obsessive My Secret Love, you hold me close in the darkest of nights You're soft hand resting across my back And your fingers soothing the restlessness that lives deep in my heart You're dancing across my breath and into my soul And whispering to the secret places I hold dear In the watery pools of my spirit I see your reflection And your soft tears wash away my deepest despairs The moments I spend with you Are the ones I will cherish in my heart forever My Secret Love
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you.
B.u.s.h Can't Prove Iran Link To Iraq Strife
B.U.S.H can't prove Iran link to Iraq strife - LINK - Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates seemed to concede Friday that U.S. officials can't say for sure whether the Iranian government is involved in assisting the attacks on U.S. personnel in Iraq.,1,2524049.story?coll=la-headlines-
Kinky Sex Anyone?
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage92%Whips83%Chains/Handcuffs67%Biting67%Blood33%Blind Folds8%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
My All You Like Ie Ok
Time: Time is the great ocean, and we are cast into it on a raft called fate, the winds that fill our sails are called luck, and the heavens we navigate by is called God. The currents of time know neither love nor hate, just life & death. As we seek our destinations, we learn to dance with the tides and work the waves. Knowing we have no power over time, we cast out our efforts and dreams to the whims of chance. And hope for a strong push from the winds of luck and gracious guidance from God in heaven. ~+~ We try and personalize every site that is built in representation of us. Us being me, the band, the radio stations, and all local personnel (many and growing fast), local as in coming over and "hey can I borrow some sugar, your car or your life" :). Some people have written in response to the opening clip into the eyes of time page, yes that really is me (still don't understand why some think its not). Also please understand that I write out many things for many projects, my spac
Let Your Heart Make The Choice
Before you say goodbye and walk out the door darling think twice let your heart make the choice Remember our sweet nights playing stories of delight don't throw the memories we made locking it in the attic to fade Before you break my heart and tear our moments apart ask yourself do I want this will I miss that kiss Don't bring distance to our eyes my flowers in the garden will die before you push my hands that clutch ask..can I forget this touch Look back through the years of how we hold each other dear a life without you is miserable to walk away from me are you able Don't banish our beautiful life and leave me with strife for my soul knows only you living in this world for you So before you say goodbye and walk out the door darling...think twice let your heart make the choice
Guys&big Trucks&soldiers
Personally if I had my choice of vehicle it would either be one of the new Jeeps or a Toyota Tocoma. There is something so hot, and I'd take a hard working redneck hottie in badass big ole Dodge Ram over some manicured nailed pussy in a BMW. MMMMMMM, hard, calloused, rough, hands all over my most delicate flesh, in the moonlight, out in the woods in the front seat of a truck! And why are military men so fucking HOT? I think I'm developing a serious fetish for soldiers.
Getting To Know You
Welcome to the new edition of getting to know your friends. Okay here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Just copy (do not forward) this entire e-mail and paste into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you. 1. What is your occupation? Advocate, Mom, Soon to be Grandma 2. What color are your socks right now? Black 3. What are you listening to right now? (I am at work. Wish I could be listening to something other than other people talking.) 4. What is the last thing that you ate? Chicken Wrap from McDonalds 5. Can you drive a stick shift? Yep! 6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple 7. The last person you spoke to on the phone? Client 8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? yes 9. How old are you today? 47 10. Favorite drink? Diet Dr Pepper, Rasberry T
Another Day Of Sitting.
Since this is my first blog here let me explain: I am an OTR (over the road) driver for the past 7 years. If you don't understand my terminology just ask will be happy to explain. And sorry for any typos get in a hurry and don't always spell check. Well I am outside of Lafayette, La today and am sitting till monday till I can deliver this load in Baton Rouge, La. I hate these 34 hour restarts but makes it nice next week when I have my full 70 hours to run on. Came out of Los Angeles area with this load. Nice miles. But to much time to get it to destination. Tried to drop but no one in area monday to deliver so am stuck with it. Will try to write as often as I can when I get a WI-FI signal.
Norse Deities
The higher divinities are seperated into two kinds, the aesir and the vanir, the aesir are the gods and goddesses of social order & consciousness, while the vanir are the divinities of nature and well being. Odin & freyja cross over into magical divinities at will. The below mentioned gods and goddesses are key deities who open the way to the divine realms, they are the main deities to whom gifts are usually given. THE AESIR ODIN/WODEN Odin is the chief god, he is the god of the rune masters, he is the god who sacrifices himself to himself in order to gain the runes - the knowledge of self, the cosmos & the power to act within these realms & reshape parts of them at will. Odin is the god of poetry, magic, ecstasy & divine synthesis of consciousness. Animals attributed to Odin are : ravens, wolves, the horse & the serpent. TÍW/TYR Tiw is the god of law, he rules over justice & rational thought. He measures all things out in their right & proper order THOR/THU
Rune Magick
Through out esoteric study, we find symbols in every thing. Runes and cards, Even tea and sand have been used to define the divine. The power of the symbol, is the focus most of us need to bring out our innate inner magick. I have used Runes to bring about positive change. It is the faith that brings about the magick, faith and an empathy with things around you, and the desire to make changes in your life. Runes do have one power that few others have. It is well understood and well documented. In other words, you don’t have to go far to find information about them, which is a great advantage for those of us who do not wish to create our own script. In this community, there is a look at the runes and there basic meaning. It does not take a great knowledge to start experimenting with rune magick and this very basic spell is a good start, it was the first I ever did some about 25 years ago. What you need. You will need a candle of Corresponding color, an oil burner with oil t
How Much Lust Do You Have?
Your Lust Quotient: 74% You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?
"better Than Dear Abby Advice"
"Better than Dear Abby advice" Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. *********************************** If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. *********************************** The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals. *********************************** The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. *********************************** To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. *********************************** Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos and belly button rings. *********************************** Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. *********************************** Drinking makes some
My Guestbook
just added one of those snazzy photo guestbooks to my page. go sign it!
Urgent For Teacher
*NEW YORK* A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'" When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have
The Chair *george Straight*
Myspace Layouts :: Funny Videos :: Music Video Codes
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Got this from Little Dick Tom Tom's blog..thank you! Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me" A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Who Would?
Ok, i'm fresh out of a divorce and i am looking to start dating again however it's been so long i find it hard to get out there and not only find a date but i am no longer in the mood for games and immaturity that comes with the hunt. Is there anyone that knows what im talking about and are there any suggestions from women out there. I have not tried to pick up a girl in years now i am being thrown to the wolves so to speak. i would really like to hear imput. and who would date me if they could honestly...
New Here
My name is Rod im a 43 single male. I live in Minnesota and the temp is like 20 below zero out so i thought id check out this site and try and meet some people. so comment back.
Dedicated To My Grandmother
A friend of mine named Missy shared this poem with me and it touched me so much! HER JOURNEY‘S JUST BEGUN Don’t think of her as gone away---her journey’s just begun, life holds so many facets ---this earth is only one. Just think of her as resting from the sorrow and the tears in a place of warmth and comfort where there are no days and years. Think of how she must be wishing that we could know today how nothing but our sadness can really pass away. And think of her as living in the hearts of those she touched…for nothing loved is ever lost---and she was loved so much !! E. Brenneman
What Is Love??
WHAT IS LOVE? What is love? Do you know? Does anyone know? Is it blind? How do you define it? How do you know when you find it? Do you know how to keep it going, or If it gets too hard do you let it die? Do you give it all you have & how much are you willing to try? What is love but your child's smile… The look in their eyes when they look up to you… The touch of a lovers hand… A moment of true clarity where you can understand… Is love passion? Is love desire? Does love come with warning or Is it like lightening bolts that come from the sky and singe the ground? Is love like the sun that burns bright and high, but extinguishes when it's not around to light? Is it like the night that embraces the land and holds it close while whispers of fog travel through and unite? Is it knowing what is easy and doing what is hard, because it is honest and it is right? Is it loving someone who doesn't love you in return, and smiling even though? Is it giving al
K0tt0n Kandy
=^-^= my hair is so many colors now. Haha its fucking awesome .::.Pink+Purple+Red+Blue+Black.::. Hehe yummmeh. I am sooo tired. Waitting for Alex to come but he never did. eh. Keep watching movies. Watching Sleepy Hollow :] I Likes Johhnnyyyy Hehe. Anyways, Pretty Much bored. I loves ya Alex
A Pirate Weeps For Her Ship....the S/s France
This was sent to me by one of my fellow crewmembers, Bjorn, whom I served with onboard the Norway. I absolutely cannot express the sadness I feel, so I won't try. Instead, I'll just invite you to come aboard, and see for yourselves. Afterward, I will show you her glory days... The Norway was the only ship in the world that was permitted to fly the flag of the United Nations. She was truly the perfect expression of the beauty of France, the country for which she was built in 1961....later, she came to symbolize a commitment to peace, by all the nations of the free world. Every week, her crew represented every country, every continent, and every language known to mankind. The sweetest sound I know.... Here's what happened. The loss of the ship is indescribably sad. But the loss of my fellow crew members makes me weep. Here's what happened: After watching all three in order, I'm feeling very sad. I will post a separate blog with some of my thou
No Mail Again...
::sigh:: i kept putting off checking the mail....mostly because i didn't want my hopes dashed by an empty mailbox. i did check it though and there was nothing there. ech...sometimes i wish if there isnt a letter from sean there could at least be a bill or something to distract me from being letterless. blah. its gonna be another long night for me. i hate nights like this. they break my heart. sean has two weeks leave in march...god i cant wait for him to be home. though i know that after those two weeks he has to leave again...that has got to be the hardest part for me...watching him walk away...or maybe worse still having to smile and hold back the tears when he looks back and waves at im crying. lol i swear im on an emotional coaster ride nowadays. sometimes i wake up crying after the very tears that wake me made me sleep in the first place. sometimes i call out to him...but i know he wont come to me. sometimes the solitude leaves me in pieces on the floor...but
Show Me Some Love!
This is my first contest. If you have the time click on the pic and leave me a few comments. I want to get as many as I can before I have to bomb myself. Much Love to all:)
Thinking Of Leaving The Tap
I never thought I would have to say this but I think now is the time to bring it up, I am Very Seriously thinking of Leaving Cherry Tap, I cannot Handle certain things that have been happening lately. All the Mixed Signals that I have been getting it seems like I have been thrown from Pillar to Post a Million times. I am Sorry To all my Friends and Family,and to all my Much Loved Internet mums out there but I just do not know how much longer I can Stand this Pain inside, I AM FALLING APART RAPIDLY
Lost At Sea....videos Of Lost Ships...
After getting the videos and photos from Bjorn about the Norway, I decided to go and find some other footage. But what I found was pretty depressing, although it IS interesting...we can learn from our mistakes, and we can work harder to preserve loss of life at sea. I will post these from time to time as I find them on the net, or through friends....this first breaks my heart: The Fantome... The of the great beauties of the sea, and the loss of her and her crew in the Bermuda Triangle..31 souls onboard ...this film is amazing. I should clarify: the footage from the Fantome was taken before she was lost in the Triangle...The Fantome and her crew disappeared in the Triangle on October 27, 1998. You can visit Commodore Mike Burke's (the owner of the Fantome) announcement at Windjammer here: Whenever I hear some weather caster tell us that the "storm has moved 'safely' out to sea", my heart stops in m
Give A Fuck
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U.s. Air Force Oath Of Enlistment
All persons, upon entering the military service and upon reenlistment are required to take the Oath of Enlistment. At one time the Oath of Enlistment was the same for all services. Due to changes in both society and the differing military branches, the Oath has undergone marked changes and has been specifically tailored to each branch of the military and their specific function. Here are the latest versions of the Oath of Enlistment as recently released by the Joint Chief's of Staff: U.S. Air Force Oath of Enlistment I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy
I Am In A Contest...
Hey yall I am in a contest called CT's Most Luvable Sweetheart. Please go vote for me and bomb that picture like crazy... They are gonna pick 1 or 2 guys and 1 or 2 girls... so Please help me... I need tons more to be ahead... lol so just click on the pic below and have tons of fun... The pic will send you straight to the one in the contest... Thanks everyone
Cowboy Joke Of The Day
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar f
Living Wills
> While I was watching football this weekend, my wife > and I got into a conversation about life and death, > and the need > for living wills. > > During the course of the conversation, I told her > that I never > wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on > some machine and > taking fluids from a bottle. > > She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my > beer. > > "Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass".
Valentine Videos - Pt 5
Something Deep Wild Tigress
The light is drunk with the darkness of the life, and as the dead leaf blown, hither and 'thither by the wind, it is lurching on the eonaeon of time, where death stalks freely as the visage of the strife. O my love! It’s time for us to ease, the secret of our heart, and waft them to the haven of our trust. Let us feel the embrace of freedom in our arms, and bury the tears in the chasm of our smiles. Arise, O the love of my life, resolve to burn the candle of our love, and be one, with the Sun and Moon in our eyes, under its shade, on the balmy couchette, in the train of our life. If however, we abstain from our union then we would incur sin. Alas! We ought to grieve. Besides, they will joke of our barrenness. And for us, held in a plethora, barrenness is worse than the death. We will fall into disgrace. Arise, O the love of my life, resolve to make love. Overcome your shyness, close your eyes, and then you will see, what has never been seen before.
I'm Getn My Head Shaved:-p
well, those on my friend list may have noticed i've added a new countdown clock to my page. i've bitten the bullet & this year i'm having my head shaved for World's Greatest Shave. this is an annual fundraiser run by the Australian Leukaemia Foundation. i'm doing this due to the fact that i've had friends i went through school with who had leukaemia & fortunately for them they both survived. anyways i'm hoping with the help of family, friends, workmates & the students at my daughter's school that i can raise a minimum of $1000 which i think isn't such a big ask considering the heartbreak that other people have to go through when family members are diagnosed with the disease. just so people know the length of my hair is halfway down my butt & i'm planning on having no blade used when my head is shaved so it's gonna be a major difference in looks, not to mention i'll be saving money on shampoo & conditioner LOL anyways i'm gonna leave this here & keep u all up to date as the date g
I Need 8 ..please C'mon
I Do
I do read you, your words, the milk of healing for this weary soul. I read and wish: Could not one love poem be for me? Could you have not screamed--if only for a breath-- that I fluster you, and set upon its ear the dream you've kept that she will return? Perhaps I am pathetic, holding on as I do, and if I am, then again we make a pair... Physically she's long gone. But you keep her locked in you, a memory etched into bones, and I hold you to me. Three. I am not pathetic alone.
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i need some good movies to download, suggestions?
Funerals Turned Into Protests. Why Would Anyone Do This?
At this point I am at tears begging people for answers, and ask...why must this hatred go towards us soldiers? What have we ever personally done to you? We volunteered to join during a wartime situation and joined knowing that one day we could be called to duty. I got my award for joining during a war time situation and wear it proudly. But i am appalled at the actions. For those who protest like the officer on trial I am ashamed to say are part of our military. We signed the contract knowing this could happen and that we could die. All we want is respect in our jobs. We dont ask that you support the war, just us. Dont use our funerals as a place of protest....We wouldn't create a riot at yours. -ARMYGIRLKATZ- The newspaper wrote a lovely article over him. He was an amazing friend and man. Never EVER argued about going to iraq. I think the only thing most said was "I want to be home. I miss it there. " that was the total amount of words said in his protest. But at his funeral
1st Time
Since the moment I looked into your incredible blue eues I became and adict. I crave your touch, and ache to feel you inside me. THe sound of your voice when you whisper in my ear, the feel of your hot breath on my sking . My heart races and I let out a soft moan. You make me wet, arousing my body, my nipples harden awaiting the feel of your body pressed against mine. SO new to this game my heart is pounding , my body quickly reacts to your touch, my nails scratching at your back wanting to feel you deeper inside.... I've become addicted
Playlist For The Week Of 1/30/07 - 2/6/07
Ears To Hear: Anthrax - Persistance Of Time Cynic - Focus Death Angel - Frolic Through The Park Estuary - To Exist And Endure Goatwhore - A Haunting Curse Iron Maiden - Somewhere In Time Kiss - Animalize Kiss - Crazy Nights Megadeth - The World Needs A Hero Morbid Angel - Formulas Fatal To The Flesh Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood Napalm Death - Smear Campaign Vader - Impressions In Blood W.A.S.P. - Live...In The Raw Eyes To See: Kiss - Kissolgy The Ultimate Collection Vol. 1: 1974 - 1977 Disc 2
My Love Story
And I wish to kiss The softness of your lips Allow me to savor The sweetness of the nectar Dwelling in the juiciness Of your tongue. I desire to deeply stare into Your dark mysterious eyes To capture that, which is your soul As I caress the silkiness Of your ebony hair. My loins ache With the mere thought Of expectation For your love, is what I live for. I gently press aginst The tenderness Of the woman I am embracing You feel my wants As you slowly swallow my tongue. Gyrating in response Taking me there Where I've been not before To what your minds perceives Are my heavenly needs For I am so deeply in love with you.
Happy Hump Day And Another Morning Greeting
Good Morning and Happy Hump Day Wednesday this 7th of February 2007. Yeah school is on… Mandy was beginning to think she already graduated. I am not sure if they will make those days up during spring break or tacked on at the end of the school year. Pore kids.. American Idol finally finished with auditions thank the maker.. Survivor starts tomorrow for all those survivor buffs.. Count me in. Yesterday was one of the most boring, slow and taxing days at work in many days. I think the snow had a lot to do with it. Not many customer calls makes the day go by like molasses in January. My mother used to use that saying quite often. She would also when yelling at me… I know hard to believe I could get into any trouble at all. But she would say Mister. And I was feeling pretty good about being a Mister at the young age of 7 / 8 and that is not 7/8” of an inch either. But really muah! Getting in trouble.. come on seriously I had to be the best of all the kids growing up. But just the same s
Having Surgery On Feb 22nd
Okay, I went to the hospital after my accident a little over a week ago. All was fine until I started feeling pains in my neck and upper back that started to stem into my left shoulder and then into my left arm. I decided to see another doctor to have that checked out. I thought I may be having heart problems, as there were some similarities, but that was not the case. I found out that my spine is collapsing. I have a degenerative disease that is eating away all of the discs in my spine. They told me yesterday that I need to have surgery to fuse the vertibra in my upper spine before it permanently paralyzes me. The thought of being paralyzed scares the crap out of me. I make my living doing physical activity, which would make me useless if I don't have this done. I already have a cage holding my ribs in place, that didn't scare me. I am slowly losing use of my left arm, which is really freaking me out. I was told that I have to have surgery on the 22nd of February. I will b
~~~ ** Why Lie ** ~~~
so i ran three blocks in a lampblack, humid night to get her gyros, 3.46 plus tax, don't you worry about paying me back. she ran three blocks to give a pale, slouchy man his beatup wallet he accidentally left behind, and came back with yet another crumpled phone number; laughed like she was surprised, her cheeks flushed from running. i told her i think i've found a muse, she thought i said i once worked for the news, offered to bring me home; it's been violent lately, but i walked instead, as always, singing everybody daylight, feeling like a ghost with a ghostvoice, wondering how many poems she's lived in.
~~~ Wide As Your Ass ~~
If you saw my little indigo jeans or my newly formed tan breasts that jiggle just enough- or noticed that a couple of my chins have packed their bags- or how well I hide my missing teeth even while smiling as wide as your ass, which is what I do most these days… Or if you heard that I wear my river Nile stretch marks with pride in a dozen orange bikinis- or saw my husband-to-be with his movie star good looks; tough but charmed in so many ways- hockey player, golfer, witty loving father, partier-poet. If you remember my kids used to be imps but you'd see their tails have disappeared in your absence and in fact they really are just kids. If you hear my laughter carried through the skies and look up you'll see clouds shaped like ponies and kisses and Christmas and possibly my middle finger- If you saw me in my new life, with my perfect picket-fence family and
Enough Is Enough
Okay so I recently read a blog that my friend posted today..... and man did what he say hit home. I feel the exact same way about this cherry tap shit. So here is the new rules that I am playing by....... 1. Don't send me a add requet unless you have a read my "about me" section on my profile. 2. If you have not even rated my profile or pictures don't bother sending me a request either. 3. If I do decide to add you please DO NOT under any circumstances send me a retarded shoutbox or comment unless you are wanting to be deleted. 4. And unless for some odd reason I ask to hear your drama don't asume that I give a shit. The saying is true assumptions only make a ass out of you and well..... YOU! Thank you for your time.
Tomorrow is the day that I shall say, "I Love You" What will you do when I come up to you? Smile and say I feel the same Or turn and go the other way Sleep good tonite For some light You will see That it is me Who loves THEE No one else will do For my heart is set on you!
Always keep your mind pure. The founders of thought, Plato and Aristotle, taught, an evil mind needs laws to control it. So set those dark devils free. Let them see the light of day. Confess them and they'll likely fly away. You can't force yourself to feel love, if you don't. Feel angry, if you're irate, but don't rage or violate. Better to feel and forgive than to fester or destroy. After all, revenge is bad for the soul - and bitter. Know that obsession is an addiction, so allow the pain you prefer to deny. Focus on healing instead. Your mind is a powerful tool. Oil it regularly. Nourish your intellect to keep you youthful. Make lists; out of mind and onto paper, leaves room for creative juices to flow. It tidies up the clutter. You're not an encyclopaedia. Meditation helps the debris to settle, so you can sort it, clear out the chaos; it's refreshing. Spring clean in there, once or twice a year, Dust and hoover once a week, and tidy up before y
The Moment
Just fascinate and simply motivate, Captivated by your crown, When you tore my skin and gave up that grin, It was just a signal to begin, To look up and die as you let out a sigh, My babys a lover by ten, Her carress is down her stroke is around By nightfall ill surely be in, Likes to procreate the path of my fate, She covers my body to go down, She could make me cry and leave me to die, but for this moment I feel so alive.
You're A Gift
You bring me presents everyday. Gifts that I could never repay. That smile will never fad away. Your touch is like a Christmas day. Anticipation only makes waiting sweet delay. Hair that shimmers along your velvet foray. Your heart beats loudly in our forte. We build a musical couplet in our romantic court. An enchanted winter journey to our castle fort. Blissful lover , you have found my port. Her ships sails adorn my sweet bedsteads eternal escort.
Sleepless nights With true love, in mind I try, to please you With my poetic rhymes. Sleepless nights With thoughts divine Of wonderful moments Lost in time. I strain, through the night To write a song At times crooning With melodies along. By the time you wake With your usual smile I know my darling This heart, you'll never break. I greet a new day As the sun, breaks dawn Pleasing hopeful signs With every flashing ray. An ode, I'll write about you a poem, I'll recite Forever, wanting to please you Embracing you closer, to my side.
A Touch Of Master
was it hard for you to sit there waiting for me to get around to letting you release did it ache more this time than the others as we built your pleasure like a wall of shudder water and you could not swim should we do it again are you rested enough to wear my beard as your gown and dance your feet on sky air should we hurry now and take you there to heaven quickly or make you wait for even more of your pleasure hell
Frigga, Norse Goddess of Love and Marriage Frigga (also known as Frigg, The Beloved) was the goddess of love, marriage, and destiny. She was the wife of the powerful Norse god Odin, The All-Father. A sky goddess, responsible for weaving the clouds (and therefore for sunshine and rain and the fertility of the crops), she was also responsible for weaving the fates. She was known as a 'seer', one who knew the future though she could never change it. In ancient times the end of the Winter Solstice, when the hours of sunlight began to lengthen, marked the beginning of the new year and was a time to think of new possibilities that would unfold. The Goddess Frigga, who sat at her spindle weaving the destiny of man and gods alike, was the goddess associated with the beginning of each new year. New Year's eve, the longest night of the year, is called "Mother Night" in Northern Europe for it was in the darkness of that night that the goddess Frigga labored to give birth to Ba
Valentines Day
Ok we all know about this usually ok with it, but meh i dont do anything for it really. There isnt a reason for me to really anything cause ya. Anyway this valentines day me and my friend erika have been blue and honestly really moody and in desperate need of chocolate and possibly some awesome drunk sex....oh the possiblities....ANYWAY! despite the lack of maleness we are going to have a kick ass mutual romantic holiday of movies and dinner. it will be awesome!.....god do i really need some sex period....
Obedience: is doing what you are told to do. Interesting enough it seems that many take this to mean that submissives are mindless robots who do everything they are told, all the time, without any thought for themselves. (blind obedience) This is not true. Being obedient, by no means, says that you can't think for yourself, question things or have negative feelings about things. When one speaks of obedience they do not mean blind obedience. Often though, you will see people discussing obedience and a submissive will say "I do what I am told all the time". What gets lost in a statement like that is the length of time the relationship has been in place, the level of trust the submissive has in the dominant, and the similarities in the couple's desires. As a relationship continues and the trust grows eventually a submissive will reach a point where they do everything they are told without question. This comes about because the submissive knows the Dominant will probably not ask so
The Story Of Ross
So...What do i write about eh ? Do i spin a great yarn, to keep you entertained ? Tell a story about some exotic, far away place, and wow you with tales of imortal beings and dragons, both grand and grotesque ? Fantasy is a great escape. I mean who can blame someone for wanting to escape this place ? No. No, i believe that for this first story. I'll spin a yarn about something deeply imbedded in reality. I'll tell a tale of Hope. I'll tell you a story of someone i only wish i could have met before. I'll tell you the tale, of Ross McGinnis. Or atleast, what i know of him. Ross was a 19 year old American male, serving his country in the war on terror in Iraq. He was a young man from Knoxx, a small town in western Pennsylvania. As i sat in my comfortable home last evening, whatching the world news. I heard Ross's name for the first time. He was the latest local soldier to die in this war, so far away. The news anchor explained what had happened that day, as Ross'
The Pretender
My Own Video Of The Norway....
I was wishing I knew how to make a video of my own memories of the s/s Norway and to dedicate it to her crew, the ones who died in the explosion on May 25,2003. So I learned how. And I did. :) Dedicated to the crew members who died in her service, these are the memories I have of the S/S Norway, one of the world's greatest maritime treasures, set to the music of Annie Lennox and Howard Shore, "Into the West" from the LOTR Soundtrack. Resquiat in Pace. In nomine Patris, et Filii, + et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. With all my love, to crew past and PRESENT... Enjoy... Always, Suzanne aka Siobhan O'Niall
Love Quote # 2
Love Quote # 2 Love is like a mustard seed; planted by God and watered by men - Muda Saint Michael
Love Quote # 13
Love Quote # 13 Love is like a mountain, hard to climb, but once you get to the top the view is beautiful. - Daniel Monroe Tuttle -
First Blog!
Hey all! Thanks to those who are actually reading this things. I just joined CherryTap the other night and I am enjoying it so far. Thanks for the support. ATTN: Models - if you need a photographer in Ventura County, let me know!
How To Block A Blocker
Do you have a pesky hater that has already blocked you but still comes by YOUR page and hassles you? here is how you block them even if you cant reach their page....... Copy this link: into a new window and replace the ##### with the users number that you saw in the url line of the window with the error message and hit go. This should take care of it....I got the link from Sketelboom if you know who that is...a bouncer. hope this helps clear some things up. Angie~~innocentprncss
This Is From My Friend Tarabomb Its Funny As Hell.
The Wildness Of Passion
In your arms, lies my power For your caresses make my world glow In the winds that tantalize my skin With the tenderness of your touches Reaching so deep that goose bumps Cry in the need of excitement In isolation sitting on a moon soaked cliff The horizon had melted of its inspired hues Leaving blackened diamonds sparkling In a million light years of travel So serene that you float your mind at ease In the rustling leaves nature’s music Serenades the aromatic flow In currents the sounds mellows the mood Into hypnotic trances of rapture Your gentle hands wrap up my mind In the seduction of your forces Where the horizons create the greatest images To placate the mind In all this perfection You are joined by another dreamer Who glides beside you to share this union Of two becoming one In the wild winds of passion
I'm High
Such magic flowing inside That it’s current Casts spells of pure pleasure In a mind trance So hypnotically phenomenal Creativity abounds with great details An imagination Having no boundaries To impede the stream Of endless possibilities A horizon storming in change Electrifying charges renewing Exhilarated nerve endings Pure adrenaline So naturally high The exuberance explodes Into a fragrant bouquet The depth of a soul So spiritually enlightened Miracles are automatically created A child of nature’s power In the pyrotechnic faith Of believing in the All Mighty The fine art Of understanding yourself Within a reflective beauty Of a masterpiece of creation Thought: In the natural blossoms that we are all blessed with let us all join in a garden of love using the powers within us to create the peace and tranquility to respect humanity. ( My New Year’s wish.) Thought: In the virtuosity that we have to articulate the
I'm such a brat
I Luvs Ya Guyz!!
Just wanted to say thank u to everybdy that has helped me s far....the Contest is still going for a week or so, so try t hang in there....Sorry if I am a lil annoying hehe but I really like winning lol....its like my favorite thing ever after shakin my ass to some god beats, but anyway lol nobody cares.... THANKS and I WILL NEED YOU ALL s tryyy not to forget about me. I Luv ya and heres a lil reminder hehehe Hey I am in the Sexiest Eyes Contest and I need your help!! So swing by and cum leave me some comments, or even 1 will help. That would be fantastic, thank you very much!! Hope to see u soon! Click and Comment its EZ! You Know the drill and I wont shut up about it hehe so thanks again!!! ~Cindy
Jamiroquai , Couse He Dances So Cool !!!
Music Video Codes By Music
Yes Chicago !!!!!!
Music Video Codes By Music
Friday The 13th
Though I'm not really all that superstitious, let me tell you about Friday the 13th...... From the time we finally stopped moving around and settled in my dad's hometown, Mt. Pleasant, Lynnie Craig was my best friend. Short and blonde, with an impish grin that turned up at the corners, she reminded me of a pixie. She bubbled. Nothing kept her still, and her laugh was contagious. I felt like an amazon next to Well, only one thing Lynnie had did I ever envy (I know, a sin, but I was only 11 or 12 at the time). I have always loved horses.....before we moved to Mt. Pleasant, I spent hours drawing horses, and had gotten pretty good at it. Nothing could compare to actually getting to ride them.....Lynnie had horses...lots of them. She had been raised with them, and took them for granted in my eyes. She had been riding since she was 3, and she taught me how to ride bareback. From then on, we seldom ever bothered with a saddle. And people in our small town grew accustomed to
Valentine's Day
OK Cupid, I'm ready for you . . . . . . . . .
Sorry Rosie
The winter chill Reminds me Of how I made You feel So long ago When my heart Left on it’s path And left yours Freezing outside You have moved on Finally Found another I have been full Of joy Why you Rarely bother Forever was Too long for us But I still Think of you I smile each day When I remember Our love While You just make It thru
Doggie Contest Is Open...
please help - i must drive to bank.... bbs
Best Morph Contest Is Open Now!
~~ Okay I'm doing a Best Morph Contest! ~~ In this one will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places but everyone will get a prize. Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/16 1st Morph is...... with 1 comments 2nd Morph is...... with 1 comments 3rd Morph is..... with 1 comments 4th Morph is...... with 1 comments Send me your link to your pic to my inbox and i will add you. Remember you can comment bomb your own pic one with most comments wins! thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Ok, They're There
I added 2 pics, please be honest and tell me what you think.
What Is Your Sexual Orientation?
What is your sexual orientation? You are bisexual.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code hehe they got this right beleive it or not!
To My Friends..
Everyone you come in contact with no matter how briefly will influence your life. Some people might have an adverse effect but will never be forgotten, simply because of that. Some people may be fleeting but what was shared was so intense that it will forever change you. Then there are those few who will remain with you and close to your heart being the lighthouse of your life. Shining brightly when the darkness has taken over and you cant find your way. I’ve had many relationships in my life but none were ever as important as my children and my friends. We all have friends. Some we’ve kept, some we’ve lost, and some we’ve yet to meet. Some friends I made have slipped away but theres little need to cry. Every enemy I’ve ever made will be faithful until I die. For those of you that have not only affected my life, but also helped shape it, I thank you for taking the time. You have been a part of my life for years and know me better than you should..and love me anyway so thank you f
I Cant Resist Chocolate
baby let's you and me dance, let loose, cavort and prance, desire's running hot and wild i have the notion to TACKLE you! i'll lose my mind, your rhythm to find, you just lay back, relax, watch and learn as i stradle myself over your slender hips impaled, I grind, gyrate, twist and turn.. narrowed eyes, pouting lips, i grip your shoulders as up, down, first slowly, then faster i accelerate.. your luscious dark brown eyes crunch up oh so tight, for that moment of release i know you can't wait.. passion's intensity flowing from within me, deep vertical friction ignites fire and steam, india's drum beat drives me to rock steady, bouncing harder with each gasp that you heave.. oh, my sweet pretty baby, do i drive you crazy? is that you, drenched in sweat, writhing beneath with fists clenched, grasping madly at the sheets? hmm.. i wonder, will you explode with one more tease? i can't resist! i'm between your thighs, tasting chocolate sweet,
The Rain
She had been shopping with her Mom in Walmart. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Walmart. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child come pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. Her voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in. "Mom, let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Let's run through the rain!" She repeated. "No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit," Mom replied. This young child wa
I Am Not Your Home Ec Teacher!!!!!!! (rant)
Help Me Nawties
ok kids its time to do a lil thing for me.. i need yall to comment bomb Tara
Vote For Brandi!!
Come on you know you want to!
What Piercing Am I?
You scored as Tongue Piercing. You're a naughty person aren't you? Being with you is probably lots and lots of fun. You're probably totally pimpin' too. Good for you, good for you.Dirty Piercings100%Labret Piercing100%Tongue Piercing100%Earlobe Piercing90%Nipples90%Cartilage Piercing80%Belly Button Piercing70%Lip Piercing40%Nose Piercing10%What Piercing Are You?created with
hi everone do you reaily want to see me nick?
Why are people such assholes? Why is it so hard for people to just be fucking nice? ERRR! Didnt we all learn at age 5 from the movie Bambi at least, if you can say anything nice- DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!
The Jitterbug
Although I am not much of a coffee drinker, I love this local coffee shop called The Jitterbug. It used to be a place where my ex-husband and I met with my best friend, Debbi, and her husband....almost every Friday night. Our husbands worked together and talked shop, while Debbi and I would do our thing. Sometimes that meant playing dominoes...or working a jigsaw puzzle there....Other times, we would just talk about the things going on with our kids, and husbands. When I went to work at the battered women's shelter a year and a half ago, that all ended. Until tonight, I did not realize how much I had missed going there with Debbi. The locale of The Jitterbug has actually moved two doors down from its original spot, and it is a different sort of place now....more modern and just a bit more hip.....Teenagers actually come hang out there some now, as I discovered tonight. I was excited about doing something creative tonight, but I had no idea just how the evening would turn out.
Political Bias
Envision no division, what's risen is not what's under But the flash of lightning before the thunder Submission without attrician, just listen to the call confused the feable minds in hopes for all to stall Deception at conception, Words that ring hollow Prophets speak lies for the naieve to follow Let it be known, it's shown all thats right We attempt to make corrections while the world ignites.
Morph Contest Updated
~~ Okay I'm doing a Best Morph Contest! ~~ In this one will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places but everyone will get a prize. Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/16 1st Morph is...... with 111 comments 2nd Morph is...... with 95 comments 3rd Morph is..... with 1 comments 4th Morph is...... with 1 comments 5th Morph is...... with 1 comments 6th Morph is...... with 1 comments 7th Morph is...... with 1 comments 8th Morph is...... with 1 comments Send me your link to your pic to my inbox and i will add you. Remember you can comment bomb your own pic one with most comments wins! thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
No More Scrobbling. :(
My LastFM is broken. Everything's installed. All plugins present and enabled. Scrobbling enabled. Even uninstalled and reinstalled. Nothing. Fuck. :(
70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long
70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long 1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL". 3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. 4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. 5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out". 6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to-face. 8. You have to get a 2d phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut. 9. You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away. 10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it. 11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences. 12. You have met over 100 AOLers. 13. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. 14. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!" 15. You fin
What Is Your Soul Mark?
You scored as Guru. You are an outward looking free-spirit leading and guiding others through the complexities of your shared universe.Guru100%Celebrity92%Guardian92%Torch Bearer75%Path Finder75%Maverick67%Sage67%Navigator58%Philosopher50%Lone Wolf50%Artisan33%Designer
Morph Contest Updates !
~~ Okay I'm doing a Best Morph Contest! ~~ In this one will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places but everyone will get a prize. Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/16 1st Morph is...... with 566 comments 2nd Morph is...... with 488 comments 3rd Morph is..... with 369 comments 4th Morph is...... with 300 comments 5th Morph is...... with 112 comments 6th Morph is...... with 34 comments 7th Morph is...... with 3 comments 8th Morph is...... with 3 comments Send me your link to your pic to my inbox and i will add you. Remember you can comment bomb your own pic one with most comments wins! thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Great Gift Idea
A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
Good Afternoon To All
How is everyone today? I hope it's warmer where you are than here. I love the snow, but it's time to get back to warmer weather i think. I don't know about everyone else, but warm weather means no clothes to me, and I'm getting tired of having my heat cranked up just to be comfortable.
Wanna Make A Fav Ct Photo Album
hey beautiful ladies i wanna add a few of yur sexy faces to my albums if its ok wit u and u wanna be added gimmie a shou and ask me what i can have lol
Party All The Time
Music Video:PATT (PARTY ALL THE TIME) (by Sharam)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Dont Drink And Drive
due to a slip up from a lil sweetie that made the last one nsfw hehe lil bugger im doing this again i got some pics of my smartass 20yr old brother that dodnt think it could happen to him yeah it did anyways he ok busted up his face and hands and didnt kill anyhitng but his brandnew car show yur kids these see the n in the back window that means novice driver no shit huh lol anyone wanna slap him message me ill be glad to
First Meet
Her stomach in knots Their meeting today She’s nervous as hell He’s on his way Starting out the window He pulls in the drive Her heart skips a beat Watching him arrive She walks out the door To meet and to greet Her palms are clammy She can’t feel her feet He exits the car Watching her walk He sucks in a breath But forgets how to talk Face to face Awkward and strange Do we hug do we kiss Finally here within range His arms go around her She leans into him Their fear melts away Both out on a limb Their lips meet Soft and slow Feeling the person They both come to know The passion between Grows deeper still Both fires building An ache they both feel Stepping inside Closing the door He pulled her close Then down to the floor Bodies entwined Exploring each other Both still in awe Finally with one another
Who Am I? Who Are You? Why Are We On This Picnic?
Just finished watching the film , "Don Juan d'Marco" starring Johnny Depp and Marlon Brando. As an actress, I imagine that the hardest part for Johnny was keeping a straight face around Brando, who plays the brilliantly boring, angst-ridden doctor who must cure his patient, a kid from Queens who thinks he's Don Juan, the world's greatest lover. After I peed my pants from laughing so hard at the commercial break, I got to thinking..(Yes, this is the RUTHLESSLY honest blog section where you're going to get brutal and sometimes unpleasant insights into my character, whether you like it or not.) Anyway, I got to thinking, that the writer of the screenplay might be right: reality is a bit over-rated. My day job as a banker leaves a lot to be desired. I spend my days tracking interest rates, and chasing down mortgage programs for people that don't even want them. Hell, I don't even want a mortgage! Of all the ironies in my life these days, that has to be the most ridiculous of a
Hello / Salut
It's a new blog for me ! Go on :
Even Goths Hate Me Lmao
There's currently nothing funnier to me than these little "WANNABE" goth kids who are coming by and giving me ones. Apparantly the feel like I've assaulted one of thier own. Whatever. "oooooh look at me! I'm different and you'll never understand me. stop persecuting me !!!! waaaaahhhhh" Give me a break. There's so many of these little bastards that THEY AREN'T DIFFERENT ANYMORE!!! Hell of a wake up call huh. You have no clue what true rebelion is about. Here's my judgement ......... All you little weiners are banned from PUNK ROCK !!!!! you heard me! Punk is about life affirmation! All you do is bitch and whine. Here's a tissue, .......... Now get the fuck off my page! Mike
I Used To Love You
everything i did was all for you but you left me hurt and abandoned all alone in a world so cold a man had to be bold stand on his own look at the adversity and tragedy i been through just to survive had to lie had to live another life so i could satisfy you but no longer in your traps of lies and deciet i defeat the misconceptions to bad you never saw who i really was maybe you would have realized i'm a great man but now your dead to me had to sevre the ties the lies betrayal that you bought to me just remembered one thing i use to love you but now my heart has gone astray cold and lost among the masses watch yourself at night when life passes you by never knowing why you are who you are and can't see who i am a ghost to your eyes to your life just look beyond the past or the future of what will come will pass you by left in tears i spare my fear for the day i find another love
I Love You..............
I love you like I love a day when everything goes right I love you like I love to lay and watch the stars at night I love you like I love the rain its lustful calm embrace I love you like I love to laugh until it hurts my face I love you like I love to drive with no real destination I love you like I love the thrill of pure infatuation But most of all I love you like I love a cherished friend Who holds me tight, dries my tears and loves me to the end
I Don't Know
It's weird. I have known that you could write blogs in here since i created my account. I have just never started one. A site I use to belong to had them also. I loved writing my poetry and short stories in it. My feelings of helplessness and despair when my mother was dying. Just my general thoughts. Then one day a friend of mine passed away and some terrible things were said about him and his family. I backed them up all the way and still do. That is when I started to get verbally attacked. In my own blog/journal...whatever you want to call it. So I started writing everything in french. That really pissed alot of people off. It's bad when you lose your faith in something. I know that anyone can read these. ANd make a comment. But I draw the line at attacking a persons private thoughts. Well I guess that is all I am going to put in here right now. Who knows, I may start writing stories and stuff again.
I think that I might fly away, in my hot air balloon, And hide from worldly worries on the dark side of the moon; There’s but one thing I need before I float into the blue: I need a sky companion and I want it to be you. We’ll fly beyond the storm clouds and we’ll watch from up above, I’ll cover you in rainbows as we feel each others’ love; You’ll shower in the stars at midnight in our special place, I’ll dry you with a comet’s tail and kiss your beaming face. Dreamy drifting panorama, changing every day, Every night your loving smile will be my milky way, The moon will wane before us, sailing there in heaven’s height, For nothing else can challenge our love’s everlasting light. Venus shining on us, glowing soft at our devotion, Our daily drifting dalliance in love’s celestial ocean, I’ll write you lovers’ poetry, and you will be my muse, Orion and Andromeda will oversee our cruise. We’ll sleep with clouds as pillows, maybe steal an angel’s wings, Then fly as m
800 Years For Child Moltester
SAN JOSE, Calif. - The former roommate of one of the nation's most prolific child molesters was sentenced Friday to at least 800 years in prison for sexually abusing three boys. Fred Everts, 36, was convicted last year of molesting the youngsters, ages 3, 9 and 11. He was sentenced to 800 years to life. Police discovered the crimes two years ago while investigating Dean Arthur Schwartzmiller, who authorities say may have molested hundreds of youngsters over decades and kept detailed logs on the children. Schwartzmiller, 65, was sentenced in January to 152 years in prison for abusing two 12-year-old boys. He and Everts had met in prison on earlier molestation charges and eventually moved in together in San Jose. Steve Fein, who prosecuted both men, said Everts admitted molesting about 40 children, including his 3-month-old biological son. He asked for the maximum sentence of 1,175 years to life. Everts' sentence was compounded under California's three-strikes law because
When First I Looked Into Your Eyes
When first I looked into your eyes each breath became a thousand sighs. My heart drummed out a thunder beat I glowed with joy from head to feet. The hand of love had touched my soul, as the bell of destiny began to toll. The tide of love began to rise, the world was filled with summer skies. My sodden clouds of cold and grey glowed with gold, then wisped away. A brilliant rainbow arched across, as waves of love began to toss. The air was filled with lovebird cries, when I first looked into your eyes. When I first looked into your eyes, all time and space were paralyzed And in that instant, I was shown a universe I had never known. I dwell there still, in Paradise, when I look into your eyes.
About You...
I write to let you know I think about you, Lest you not decipher how I feel. Our friendship gives me courage to reveal Vain hopes I've long since harbored silent for you. Even though right now we are just friends, Your closeness to me makes me want much more, Opening a barricaded door, Unraveling the veil that hides my ends. Written By: Born N Raised
It's monday back to work! I should start buying lottery you know what they said you gotta be in it to win it!
Will You?
Will, I walk with you always...aiming higher than imagine Neighing of the keen It no longer desires inaction My spirt, Entire, keeps watchful, fatefully, Bracing among the whispering dew, Fully blanketed in profound comprehension We have reached a destination anew Will, I walk with you... seeing... searching for future good through our present malign Beyond all ahead, in an ambled gait of soundness, seen but unseen, sublime Cocooned in His light, I follow without hesitation Elapsing in stride Entering the forest, away from all my vegetation Will, I walk with you briefly... asserting of time and a place Accepting, regardless of inconveniences in this unpredictable should Blinding of all white line sequences Brindled with want, I come face to face, confronting, yet I am head shy Still and fixed, an unlearned protection, finally we embrace, petting, with an adamant vie Will, I walk with you... you can either feel life or d
Men With No Respect...
So many men have no respect. Like this guy, didn't care that i was taken. Was only interested in getting me in his bed. The conversation starts at the bottom and works its way up. ->jameshoffa: i hope they make you a eunich that way you will be forced to do something with your pathetic life ->jameshoffa: you've got to be kidding right? you disgust me to all hell jameshoffa: so do u wanna go to bed with me? ->jameshoffa: you have done nothing you are proud of in life because all you do is focus on women and getting them in your bed jameshoffa: yes yur right if that will shut u up ->jameshoffa: you fail to tell me because you know im right...the only thing you can come up with is a question to shut me up. jameshoffa: ok...drop it geez >jameshoffa: what have you done with your life though? jameshoffa: oh yeah ->jameshoffa: and you call me boring? what ahve you done with your life? just banged girls? ->jameshoffa: no respect either, i dont cheat on a guy jameshoffa: i dont c
Where The Boys Are
Hello My Lovelies
cmon kids i need help help help... i need to be in the top 5 of this contest so i can move to the next round.. cmon my lovelies!!!! pweeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!
I Can't Think
I can't think, can't concentrate Thoughts of you keep me up late I blink away your face Trying to erase The sweetness you exude. But I can't get you out of my head. I want you, not just in my bed. It's all a dream, a frustration You're a devilish temptation. I can't quit this euphoric ride You fill me up on the inside. I feel this magnet drawing us near Wish you were here with me Right now Right here
No I Don't Have Anything Better To Do!
REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF: NOW Is your hair up?: Nope, down and wild. Is your phone right beside you?: Nope Do you have a bf/ gf?: I have a bf Do you wish you were somewhere else?: Somewhere warm and tropical Do you have plans for tonight?: Hot monkey love with said bf. Are you wearing makeup?: no Are you wearing chapstick?: no Are you cold?: Nope. Sean keeps it hot in this house. I'm nekkid. Are you tired?: Nope Are you excited?: yes for hot monkey love! Are you watching t.v.?: Top Gear on the comp. Are you wearing pajamas?: no Who's the last person you IMed?: No one recently Who's the last person that called you? Sean when I was at the store. PAST Anything you regret? Blah Ever lied?: Yep Ever stuck gum under a desk?: yes Ever spit at someone? yes I spit on someone.. They deserved it. Ever kick something living?: The same person I spat on. Ever had your nails done?: yes Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?: yes LAST WEEK Had any plans
Quirks/trudging/king Lear/court Fool
I had a weird day at work. My computer had strange quirks. It was a slow day also, and I hate those. This month is kind of trudging by. We got snow tonight here in Missouri. It wasn't alot and it isn't very cold out, so hopefully it will not freeze. I hate the ice - I also hate the dumbasses that can't drive in typical winter weather. I went and saw "King Lear" yesterday with my sister and bro in-law. A very complex play, but very good. If theater is done right, it can be very compelling. If it's not, then it's just the Hallmark channel. In the play, Lear has a court fool who basically comments on the absurd and ironic situations that happen. Are bloggers now court fools? Possibly, although I would have to put myself in the category whether I like it or not.
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New Tattoo Contest ...need Few More People
~~ Okay Tattoo contest time again ~~ I'm doing a Tattoo contest again cause those are fun! Contest opens on 2/14 thur 2/ 21 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments Most comments wins! 2 gifts for first 3 winners.....everyone gets a prize Get your Pics in to me so i can add them in. thanks Maria Click pic to enter..... Maria Wife To Be Of ???ìk??$72 ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
My Recent Resignation Letter (honest)
(This is my actual recent (last Friday) resignation letter to my current employer. I'm moving on to a position that meets my career objectives (it pays to be your own career manager). My direct manager got a scream out of it; my VP thought I meant to poach resources from the company. I don't know; what do you think?) After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from ___, effective February 16, 2007. Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for ___ over the past year; it has been a journey that has provided me an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities. As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and mas
Why I Complain
Why I Complain.... Space is nothing but a waste of time. So are pets that do not mind. A band with no rythem,the other with no beat. A man that thinks he can dance has two left feet. Two cats fighting after the sun goes down. Knowing the radio's on and hearing no sound. The ocean is water we can not drink. No wonder all those ships just sink. Driving down the road and running out of gas. Getting a ticket for going a little to fast. Having no where to go and noone to meet. Trying to write. But just can't think. Trying to finding a finally thought. Knowing what I just typed was all I've got. Kelly Whitehead Copyright ©2007 Kelly Whitehead
My Perfect Woman!
My perfect Woman... NOTE: Now i am just describing what i usually go for physically in a chick, and what i think goes well with me mentally on a chick. But as we all know the heart wants what it wants, and you could be NONE of these things and still have me wanting you. Life is silly like that... Mentally: Smart, not a procrastinator (because I am), feminine (you know girly), affectionate with good motherly instincts, likes to take care of her man and support my choices. Good sense of humor. Knows how to talk. A sprinkle of jealousy (just a sprinkle tho not a scoop). Good listener. DOES NOT DISTRUST ALL MEN! Loves movies, travel, and yummy restaurants :) Would not mind doing my bills, basically would be a part time personal helper because I am useless J A girl that does not really NEED me to be with her, but wants me to be with her. There is a difference, some girls got no friends and they base their life around yours, i need to be able to go hang out with my frien
Words Women Use
A Womans Terminology...LOL Body: Words Women Use 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightand you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
"my Own Band"
I met this man who made me smile, But it only lasted a short while. Then I opened up my eyes, And saw through all of his lies. There are no words to describe my pain, And for a moment I thought I'd go insane. The pain will fade away with time, And one day I know I'll find One who will be Honest and True One who will love ONLY me through and through. I have made a choice in my life, I refuse to be ruled by pain and strife. I dont need a man to define me Or to control my love nor to guide me. I'm not bitter by any means And I don't hate men like it seems. InFact - I love the way they smell and taste, And mmmm the V shpe on their waiste. Their muscles make me go insane, Especialy the way they glisten in the rain. I love their rough hands on my body And the sweet pain when they're deep inside me. So as you can see - I don't hate them at all ( I especially like the ones that are tall ) I just decided to take a stand,
Jesse Jackson
Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink it all. Jesse drank the concoction and replied, "God, that tasted like bull shit!" The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."

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