Intellectual Question
Here's a riddle for the true intellectuals amongst you.
Try to come up with the answer on your own.
The answer is in my online status for those who are unable to think this one
through.
At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite
sides of the earth:
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.
The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85-year-old toothless
woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing.
What are they both thinking?