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Joke
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to t he hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and

Joke
I had a problem because I was blacking out all the time. And I went and I talked to my doctor, and he said, 'It's not that you drink too much, it's just that after a couple of major blackouts, you blackout easier and easier after that.' So, I would just have a couple of drinks, and my brain would be like, 'OK, I see where this is headed. We're just going to power down now and get restarted sometime tomorrow morning.'

Joke
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite scones. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towa

Joke I Wrote Today. Tell Me What You Think ;)
i made this one up myself. tell me what you think "SAVING THE LAST DANCE" "Two elderly couples go into a dance club one night for a change of scenery and to see what moves are popular. They all sat bored for about 45 minutes when one of the elderly men decides to put in a couple of song requests. after slipping the disc jockey a hundred dollar bill, the dj plays the song "Pop, Lock, and Drop It", and the wives begin to perk up. After listening to the words, the first elderly mans wife shuffles to the middle of the floor to give the dance a try. She cracks her knuckles, cracks her back, and POPS her knees. All the pain causes her to LOCK up, and immediately DROP to the floor......................................she never got up....... During the comotion, the second elderly man pulls the first one aside. "I saw you slip that youngin a crisp Benjamin,...w- what was THAT all about?? "The first old man whispers back without moving his lips. "I TOLD ya id

Jokes That Can Be Told In Church
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?' ~~~~~~~~~~ Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.' The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.' The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!' ~~~~~~~~~~~~ An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't ta

Joke For The Day
> > > > > > There is a new study just released by the > American > > PsychiatricAssociation about women and how they feel > about their > > Asses. Theresults are pretty shocking: > > > > > > > > > 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is > too big. > > > > > > > > > 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too > small. > > > > > > > > > 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; > they love him; he's > > agood man and they would have married him anyway. > > >

Joke
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, and stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, jump into bed, slap my wife on the ass, and say, 'Who's horny?' and she acts like she's sound asleep. It works every time!"

Jokes
so there are lots of jokes, and some ppl take offence to some of them. but first u cant blame the person for telling it cuz they have a different view of whats funny. i know a lot of blonde jokes and i think they are funny and i don't take offence to them even though im a natural blonde. and all the mexican jokes i know i learned from a mexican. u have to be able to laugh at ur self. ppl r too uptight any more and need to learn to losen up...

Joke
An 69-year-old man goes for a physical. All his tests come back with normal results.The doctor says, 'Will', everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' Will replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes off' 'Wow, that's wonderful,' the doctor says A little later in the day, the doctor calls Will's wife, Sue, and says, 'Will 'is doing fine, but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof, the light goes off? 'Oh, my God!' Sue exclaims. He's peeing in the refrigerator again.

Jokes Of The Day
1. Who was the greatest prostitute in History, Ms. Pacman! For 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls til she died. 2. A pimp had three hoes. Hoe # 1 was sucking dick, Hoe # 2 was strippin and hoen, Hoe # 3 was reading this message not making me any money. Get back to work Bitch.

Joke.......
There is a fly, flying above the water..There is a fish watching the fly, fly above the water.. and he says to himself " if that fly drops just 6 inches I will be able to catch it and have myself a good dinner"There is a Cat watching the fish..watching the fly, fly above the water and he says to himself "if that fly drops just 6 inches .. the fish will be able to catch the fly.. I'll be able to catch the fish and have myself a good dinner.."There a bear watching the cat.. watching the fish watching the fly, fly about the water and he says to himself "if that fly drops 6 inches The fish will be able to catch the fly.. the cat will be able to catch the fish I'll be able to take the fish and have myself a good dinner!"There's a man watching the bear watching the cat watching the fish watching the fly fly above the water and he says to himself "If that fly drops 6 inches the fish will be able to catch the fly.. the cat will be able to catch the fish.. the bear will be able to take the fish

Joke Of The Day...
Joke of the Day A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00HAMBURGER: $2.25CHEESEBURGER: $2.50CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?" The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? "She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am". The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good

Joke-3
OK.....HERE WE GO AGAIN IF YOU HAVE A DIRTY DIAPER IN ONE HAND AND A LONGSHOREMAN SHAK'N THE OTHER, WHA-CHA GOT? TWO HANDS FULL OF CRAP THAT-CHA GOTTA GET RID OF............LAAAAAAAAAME I KNOW? I KNOW? I KNOW? MY JOKES ARE BAD BUT CHA GOTTA @ LEAST READ 'EM? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE?

Joke Of The Day
Joke of the Day Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette. After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through." He walked out the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned around, and came back, explaining, "I can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress! Maybe you'd better go talk to them." The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked back and said: "Small world."

Joke Of The Day
A cowboy walks into a bar in Wyoming and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.' The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?' The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now? 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties. 'The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast.'

Joke Of The Day
This guy is walking on the beach somewhere in California. He sees a lamp, rubs it, and a Genie comes out. The genie is so happy that he decides to grant one wish to the lucky guy. The guy thinks about it and says, "I'd like you to build a highway to Hawaii because I am afraid to fly. The genie responds that this can't be done because it would be technologically impossible considering the depth of the ocean and the distance to Hawaii. So he asks the guy to wish for something else. The guy thinks about it and, very enthusiastically, wishes he would understand women. The genie than said, "Do you want your highway to have 2 or 4 lanes?"

Joke
So my 10 year old son asked me last night: Daddy, "How did the turtle get accoss the freeway without getting killed?" Stumped for a while, he offers me a clue... Take the f off of free and the f off of way" I thought for a couple of seconds and responded: There is no effn way! I was laughing so hard my stomach was hurting.

Jokes About Liberals
Question: Why can’t liberals find facts? Answer: They aren’t looking for any. Question: How do you confuse a liberal? Answer: You don’t, they are born that way Question: Did you hear about the new liberal agenda. Answer: They got two hands in your front pocket and two in you back pockets. Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?Answer -A puppy stops whining after it grows up. Question - What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?Answer -A competent liberal President. Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?Answer -Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going,got there not knowing where he was,left there not knowing where he’d been and did it all on borrowed money. Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?A: At least ten, as they will need to have a discussion about whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still m

A Joke
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?'' And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.'' Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?'' And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''

Joke...
Joke of the Day A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's ...The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Obama's clock?" asked the man. "Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Joke Of The Day
An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Australian home. After a few weeks in the Australian facility, they came to visit Grandpa. ''How do you like it here?'' asks the grandson. ''It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful'', says grandpa. ''We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.'' ''Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents'', Abdullah says with a big smile. ''There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'! There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'! There's a dentist here -- 90 years old.. He hasn't fixed a

Joke
The male patient asked that the nurse not laugh at his ‘problem’. Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.''Okay then,' said Jim, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.I am so sorry, she said. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'It's swollen,' Jim replied.She ran out of the room.

Joker Has Returned
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Joke
In this life in this world i don't fuckin know Cuz i never ever fuckin do n people always gotta fuckin pick & target me like it's the only thing they can do in fuckin life make me fuckin sick make me fuckin sick make me fuckin tick lick a lick die or go eat fuckin shit. All i know is that i don't get people like you in this world. Always gotta fuckin get on my case be down my neck. Start your lil stupid shit n put me through it. You fuckin bitch hope someday i run you in & knock you straight the fuck out while ur passed out on the ground. Take ur panties off n fuckin rape ur lil pussy n ass n smack you the fuck round. Make you feel my pain i'm goin insane like i never had no mind. In my eyes is blind i could never fuckin see through out how this life to be. N everytime you always gotta target me n get on my case. Better hope we don't meet face to face beat ur shit out of misplace bitch that's not enough then i'll make you suck my 9inch dick make you fuckin gag on it down ur throat n m

Jokes
Jokes Jokes are funny because of the element of truth contained in them. In dreams, we may access our own sarcasm or humor about our circumstances. However, we may have characters in our dreams that make jokes that we do not find at all amusing. These may reflect our own ambivalence or a need to lighten up because we are not enjoying ourselves as we could.

Jokes
A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that Gramps has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle; same for fruit, cereal and soda in their respective aisles. Meanwhile, Gramp s is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, Albert, we won't be long -- easy, boy." Another outburst, and she hears Gramps calmly say, "It's okay, Albert, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy." At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Gramps again in a controlled voice is says, "Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert." Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. "You know, sir, it's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. T

Joke Of The Day
Joke of the Day A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation . . . (She is speaking in a cheery voice) "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?" "Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

Joke Of The Day
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Joke Of The Day
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Joke Of The Day
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Joke Of The Day
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Joke
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Joke
A poor but desperate man goes to a brothel and asks for the cheapest prostitute. The woman say she has one girl who really is shy, likes the lights off and wont murmur a word. He accepts and starts having sex with her. As he finishes he sees her foaming at the mouth. He runs down to tell the woman, who picks up the phone and says "Hey Marvin, the dead one's full again"

Joke Of The Day!
THE OLD GOLFER A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar : COLD BEER: $2..00 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?" The old golfer leans over the bar an whispers, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? " She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir , I sure am." The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly, "Well, wash your hands real f------ good because I want a cheeseburger."

Joke #1
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. ... See MoreBe strong honey. I love you too!!"

Joke Of The Day
The Moral of the Story... A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken. "What's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher. Next little Brandon raised his hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'." "That was a fine story Brandon." Michael, do you have a story to share?" "Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharo

Joke.. No Offense To Anyone!!
Two hillbillies are sittin at the bar drinkin their beers and talkin to each other about their day at work on the pig farm whensuddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'The woman shakes her head no Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her butthole a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His buddy says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Joke
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?" "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?" "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard a

Joke
A man goes to the theatre, and the main actor dies on the stage, no understudy. The stage manager says, "We cannot finish the play the main actor is dead!" Someone in the audience says, "Give him an enema!" The stage manager says, He is dead, it wouldn't help!' Second time a member of the audience says, "Give him an enema!" The stage manager says again, "It won't help he's dead!" Third time the audience member says"Give him an enema!" the stage manager, in frustration says, "Damn you it won't help!" The audience member says"It wouldn't hurt!"

Jokes
A young man from WV decides to ask his girl friend to marry him. So after the question is ask and she says yes they both run to there parents and break the news to them. So the two families get together and plan a big hillbilly wedding. So the wedding day comes and they have a beautiful wedding by hillbilly standards. After the wedding and the reception the newly married couple decide to go to there new home and constimate there marriage. So the young groom goes in the bathroom to get read while the young bride gets ready in the bedroom. The groom comes out and climbs into bed with his new bride. After playing and kissing for a while the groom jumps up out of bed grabs his pants and runs down to his parents house. He bangs on the door screaming "dad dad dad" finally the dad domes to the door and ask "boy what you doing down here you're suppose to be up there with your wife being on your honeymoon". The boy says "I know but I crawled in bed with her and found out she

Joke
If you don't like this joke don't blame me, I'm just passing on a joke a 78 year old man sent to me this morning ;) UP & DOWN SEXAt a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderlygentleman and an elderly ladystruck up a conversation and discovered thatthey both loved to fish.Since both of them were widowed,they decided to go fishing together the next day.The gentleman picked the lady up, and theyheaded to the river to his fishing boat andstarted out on their adventure.They were riding down the river when there was afork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,'Do you want to go up or down?'All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirtand pants and made mad passionate love to the manright there in the boat !When they finished, the man couldn't believewhat had just happened, but he had just experiencedthe best sex that he'd had in years.They fished for a while and continued on down theriver, when soon they came upon another fork in theriver.He again asked the lady , 'Up or down ?'

A Joke That Makes Sense :)
I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed. "Wow, what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where a homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds; then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you just pay him the $50?' I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' Her parents still aren't speaking to me!

Joke Of The Day
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!! A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.""Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack andasks, "Then who are these for?""Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWOfor Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?"he asks, picking up a 12 pack. ....With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.....

Joke
Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious... So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy y

Joke Time!!
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight." The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" ____________________________________ One day a man went on a business trip to Florida. He had seen this hooker and asked "How much for a hand job?" The hooker replied "100 Bucks" The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of god damn money" So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs." So he gave her the money and received the best hand he ever had. The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a bj?" She said "200 dollars" "200 dollars that's a lot of money" She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yacht by the pier, I paid for that yacht by giving bjs." So he gives her the money, and get the best bj of his life On his last day in Florida he returns to the hooker a

Joke Of The Day!!!
A doc told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped men last longer during the act.The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent all day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, the restroom was too open & an alley was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out & crawled underneath as if examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants & started to masturbate, he closed his eyes & thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard , "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago!"

Joke
A young man goes to a matchmaker, and wants an introduction for a date with a young lady. He has one request, that the young lady has her own teeth. The matchmaker gives a picture and a phone number, and assures the young man , that the young lady has her own teeth. The young man goes out, ses the young lady take out her dentures after dinner. The young man goes back to the matchmaker and says, "You lied to me, those were not her own teeth!" The matchmaker says, "Sure they were, she paid for them!" Funny or not?

Joke Of The Day
ok these are not blogs but jokes I will be posting on a daily basis....... I guy walks into pharmacy and asks girl behind counter for tampons... She says they are in aisle 5. Guy walk to the counter with cotton balls and string. The girl asks,"Didn't you just ask for tampons?" The guy responds well you see last week I sent the wife to the store for Marlboro's and she came back with bugle tobacco and rolling paper. So I figure if I had to roll my own so can she..... LMAO

The Joke
a man is upset with his sex life from his wife so he looks for a therapist while searching he finds a guy who is TheRapist the guy goes into the office and starts talking the TheRapist asks what his problem is the guy goes its my wife doc she hasn't laid me in a year TheRapist says ok sir and where do you live and work what hours do you work and when is she home the gentleman thinks this is odd but tells TheRapist anyway TheRapist says ok sir see you back next week next week comes and the guy goes back with a big smile on his face and tells TheRapist how happy he is and he doesn't know why she started putting out againTheRapist responds with it's my job sir the guy says how did you do it. TheRapist says well i went and raped her two days after you last saw me and told her she needed to start fucking you or i would be back

Jokes
A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird." "Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?" "Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with

Joke .1
-LAZY FROG- A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:1. Take a shower.2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point.

The Joke Is On You - 217
Did anyone ever tell you, it won't matter what you do. Just what you feel and gain, most of us are really insane. Life includes hash beef corn, even the sweetest rose has a thorn. A lot of people never knew at all, the pain is there even if you don't fall. On the bible I've even seen you swear, why won't anyone even care? Are you afraid of the bed you made, what do you feel when the lights start to fade. The joke is on you, it always has been, you lost n the beginning, you'll never win.

Joke
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?"The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"The woman gave the officer her license.The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"

A Joke With No Dirty Words
A Joke with No Dirty Words It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Joke
Mother-In-LawA Man,His Wife And His Mother-In-Law Went On Vacation To The Holy Land. While They Were There, The Mother-In-Law Passed Away. The Undertaker Told Them."You Can Have Her Shipped Home For $5,000, Or You Can Bury Her Here In The Holyland For $150.00'! The Man Thought About It And Told Him He Would Just Have Her Shipped Home.The Undertaker Ask,Why Would You Spend $5,000 To Ship Your Mother-In-Law Home When It Would Be Wonderful To Have Her Burred Here And Spend Only $150.00? The Man Replied, A Man Died Here 2,000 Years Ago,Was Burred Here, And Three Days Later He Rose From The Dead. I Just Can't Take That Chance.

Joke
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies", He responded. "Oh.! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Joke
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father,surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s her boobs are like melons, round & firm. In her 30s t o 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. ... After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration :)

Jokes
"As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest...1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centurieshave a use by date?9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to ahorrible crisp no one would eat?10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?11. What do people in China call their good plates?12. If the professor on Gilligan'

Joke Time!
Ever read a sign or notice that made you laugh while others took it the way it was meant? Life and notice boards shouldn't always be taken seriously. Enjoy these... Spotted in a toilet of an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAYPLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Seen at a notice board: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE CENTRE ON THE FIRST FLOOR On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

A Joke A Heard A Long Time Ago That Is Well Sort Of Funny
Three Guys died and went to heaven. St Peter stopped them at the gate and said tell me how you died and the innocent one gets to enter... the first guy said I came home early from work one day to catch my wife cause i just knew she was cheating... i came into the apartment and found her in the kitchen. she was alone so i searched the apartment and found no one... i came back to the kitchen to find hands gripped onto the window seal so i stomped on them... the guy fell 20 feet and bounced off the canapy and lived... the looked up at me and waved,,, so i picked up the small fridge and threw it down upon him.. In the middle of all this i died from a heartattack... the second guy said... I was washing windows one day when the rope broke, i grabbed onto a window seal to keep from falling and some guy stompted on my hands i fell 20 feet praying to live... i bounced off the canapy and lived and raised my hands in praise... I was alive... but the same crazy guy threw down a fridge an

Joke
Last night I had your mom in LAST STAND. I used DEEP IMPACT to DOUBLE TAP that ass. Man, she sucked me like she got IRON LUNGS. So I took her two BOUNCING BETTY'S & pounded them with my JUGGERNAUT. We went all night with EXTREME CONDITIONiNG. Her SLEIGHT OF HAND made me SONIC BOOM all over her face with STEADY AIM. You didn't hear us because we used DEAD SILENCE. PASS THIS FUNNY SHIT ON

Joke Time! This One's Cute!
Joke time! This one's cute! The old couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting at this same breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird, too .' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relivesome old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat back down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'

Joke Time!
Joke time!A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immedately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturall

Joker Massacre
I watched the news today, and was blown away by the horror that rocked a movie theatre in Colorado. A young man enters the theatre claiming to be the Joker and killed thirteen people, and put fifty-two more in the hospital. It bothers me that a comic book could inspire someone to commit such deeds. It then occurred to me that he completely missed the point of those old comics. The Joker, like most villains, was symbolic of the insanity and chaos that is this world. Batman, and other heroes like him, represents man's desire to overcome that chaos, and bring hope that a utopia might still be achieved. I remember sitting in a movie theatre in 1989, watching "Batman" for the very first time, and how much it moved me, in those days Michael Keaton played Batman, and Jack Nicholson played the Joker; I doubt most of you remember. Batman did so well in the comics despite the fact he had no super powers, but that is why he connected to so many people. Batman represents what we can become if we o

Jokes Version 1.0
I'm marking this as NSFW just on the off chance I find a joke I WANT to post, but has NSFW attached to it. :) ------------ A man calls home to his wife and says,"Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk panamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says,"Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk panamas like I asked you to do?""I did, they're in your tackl

The Joker Cards Of The End
Joker's Cards [edit] First deck The first Joker's Card, Carnival of Carnage, is a representation of the ghettos and the violence that occurs within them.[5][6] It takes the form of a traveling carnival which releases the same brutality on those who have ignored the inner cities' cries for help.[6] The Card issues a warning against the upper-class and government's negligence toward the lower classes.[5][6] The Ringmaster, the second Joker's Card, is the overseer of the Carnival of Carnage.[7][8] He leads "the phantoms of the dead" that take the form of the Carnival. The creatures fiercely tear doomed souls from their living bodies and drag them down into Hell.[7] The Ringmaster himself is created through one's own sins, and is one of several who will judge whether a soul is worthy to enter heaven or doomed to eternal hell.[7][2] The third Joker's Card, the Riddle Box, is another entity used to determine fate.[9][2][5][8] Upon death, a soul enters a dark chamber containing a jack-in-

Jokes On We
Funny how the world only miss you when its high, drunk, or sitting in the darkness. Meaning, they're looking down on you. Saying that they want you but it's clearly lines are no longer worth crossing. You on a heavy brush method and they're no longer flossing. So in that dream where you're turning and tossing under covers. Running, is there anyone out there that loves you? Even the one in the mirror, do he want's you? Crazy how pathetic and sad becomes whatever and mad but is never bad to see life in a new light. For all the souls who fight logic to be right. Are we so destructive that we can't stitch right? I hope we enjoying these long lonely nights but if we not, many many many choices outside. Maybe. Is those choices that makes us hateful? Fearful? Cautious? Now possibly on the verge of crossing new lines that's crossing with old. New morals. New feelings. New dealings with the world. New beings to be around and maybe a new appealing to get down for. Those moments down so down feel

Joke Time
There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

Jokes 3/25 - 3/30/13
MONDAY'S JOKES Amish Man Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?A. A mechanic! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Snooping Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter's room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!""It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!""Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and you'll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms!"I didn't even know that she had a penis! ********************

Jokes 4/3 To 4/7/13
WEDNESDAY'S JOKES Japanese business Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout."You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed the terrorist leader, "and you're going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?"The Englishman spoke first."Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing "God Save The Queen" to all you men.""That can be arranged," said the terrorist.The Frenchman said, "And I want to honor my country before I die by singing "The Marseilles" to your men."The Japanese said, "Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Japanese sty

Jokes 9/9 - 9/15/13
MONDAY'S JOKES Blonde Joke - To Catch a Man Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her! friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad. Liz "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??" Sally," Cause I just can't get a man." Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods." Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it." Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about." Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage." Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man." Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters." ********************************************************************

Joke
A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive identification. That task fell to George's two friends, Joe and Al.Joe: "He's burnt pretty bad, all right. Roll him over." Joe looked at the dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain't George."Thinking the incident strange, the mortician straightened up the body and said nothing. He brought in Al.Al: "Wow, he's burnt to a crisp. Roll him over." Again, "Nope, that ain't George."Mortician: "How can you tell?"Al: "George had two assholes."Mortician: "What? How could he have two assholes?"Al: "Everybody knew George had two assholes. Whenever the three of us would go into town you'd hear people say, "Here comes George with those two assholes!

Jokies
Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak. Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? A. Spitting, swallowing, and gargling Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jeweler. Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb. Q. When is a pixie not a pixie? A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt then he's a goblin.' Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie," only you do it yourself. Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving Q. What

Jolene Thoughts !
No one moves me in the ways you do I waited a life time for someone like you You sweet spirit brings me peace You break my chains my soul you release I am free to be who I am with out fear I hold in my heart only you so dear For in this world I have wandered alone Not sure of what all the things I’ve been shown Sometimes lost with out direction and blind Thinking maybe I was losing my mind Is there a God ? I ponder the thought To assert my own will against all I fought Left with out all these worldly things I found the path to peace and accepted all it brings Still wishing for someone that would always be there Someone I could be there for and for who I would care A soul that forever would be joined with me That soul is you and I am yours for all eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Jole
Little Billy goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does nayone have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Billy says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Billy, that's a mouthful." Little Billy says, "No, Miss rogers, you're thinking of a blow job."

Joli's V.i.p.'s
Je m'appelle Joli. MUAH! Become a part of my family for access to all of my family folders! I have just started to create my FU WORLD and will be adding and updating regularly. View pictures, chat with me here and let's have some fun! Just private message me to ask how! Each month you can renew and reserve your Family spot or choose to stay a friend. I will be designing some custom care packages for those true Joli fans as well. To include: NSFW Video Salutes, Autographed Pictures, Personal Items, Phone Calls, etc... If you have any requests or suggestions be sure to leave a comment. xoxo ~Joli~

Jolie Makes Plans For Delivering Twins
AOL Posted: 2008-05-25 12:10:41 (May 22) - According to OK! magazine, Angelina Jolie's OB/GYN should expect a first-class ticket to an exotic location soon. A source close to Jolie and Brad Pitt tells OK! that Jolie will likely fly in her doctor, Jason Rothbart, for the birth of her twins. Jolie hinted at the Cannes Film Festival that she was leaning towards France as the birthplace for her babies. "I haven't completely decided, but we are thinking of France," she said to a room of journalists who were more curious about her delivery than 'Kung Fu Panda,' the animated movie she was promoting. OK! reports that options include Le Centre Hospitalier Princesse Grace in nearby Monaco and Clinique du Palais in Grasse, France. And Centre Hospitalier de Grasse is also campaigning to be considered on the short list. "It would be a great event for us," hospital director Martine Benoit-Rigeot tells OK!. "We provide special services for women having twins, and have an intensive-care uni

Jolie--pitt Pictures Sold
Person close to deal: Jolie-Pitt pix for $14 mil By ERIN CARLSON, Associated Press Writer1 hour, 21 minutes ago Exclusive photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's newborn twins fetched $14 million, a person involved in the negotiations told The Associated Press, giving People magazine and a British tabloid joint rights to publish the most expensive celebrity pictures ever sold. The person asked not to be named because he was not authorized to release the figure. People will feature twin babies Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon in an issue to hit newsstands Monday, spokeswoman Nancy Valentino said Friday. The money — more than double the $6 million People paid for Jennifer Lopez' twins on a March cover, according to Forbes — will go to a foundation created by Pitt and Jolie that largely focuses on helping children around the world. It's the second time the celebrity weekly won the North American rights to the couple's first-look baby pictures, and the third time they've w

Jolly Jelly Thumbprints
Everybody can put their "mark" on these cookies. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar 1 large egg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 3 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon salt Granulated sugar for rolling the cookies in About 1/2 cup jelly or preserves 1. In a large bowl, using a wooden spoon, cream the butter and brown sugar together until smooth. Stir in the egg and vanilla extract until combined. 2. Gradually stir in the flour and salt. Cover the dough and refrigerate it for at least 1 to 2 hours or until the dough is firm enough to roll into balls. 3. Heat the oven to 350. Form scant tablespoonfuls of the dough into 1-inch balls. Roll the balls in a bowl of granulated sugar. Place the balls on an ungreased baking sheet, leaving 2 inches between them. 4. Using your thumb, your knuckle, or the end of a wooden spoon, press an indentation into the center of each cookie. If the cookie cracks, just press the c

Jolly Snowman Bread
Invite your kids to shape this classic white bread dough into snowmen. When the snowmen are baked, the kids can tie on ribbon scarves and present their edible sculptures to teachers and friends. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 2 tablespoons brown sugar 5 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons salt 1/2 cup warm water 1 1/4-ounce package active dry yeast pinch of sugar 1 1/2 cups warm milk 4 tablespoons softened butter raisins dried apricots gumdrops 1. In a large mixing bowl, combine the flour, brown sugar, and salt. Set aside. 2. Pour the warm water (bathwater temperature, or around 100° F) into a large bowl and sprinkle in the yeast and a pinch of sugar. Stir and let the mix sit for 5 minutes, until bubbles begin to appear. 3. Stir in the warm milk, butter, and 2 cups of the dry ingredients. Stir in the remaining dry ingredients 1 cup at a time, mixing until the dough is stiff. 4. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured countertop and knead for 5 to 10 minutes o

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If you see a fat man ... Who's jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, then lets face it... Your eggnog's too strong!

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Yo-yo yo I got you on a string I’m a rapper cause I can’t sing Selling all my CD’s got to get me More fancy bling See you moving on the floor Come on and shake that sexy thing I got no hidden message to teach you right from wrong Just want you moving on da floor when you hear this rappin song Babe got me going crazy when she wears that sexy thong Come on and slide over here, next to me is where you belong See her bump and grind, give you such a thrill She be movin closer yes sure does know the drill don’t need no satin sheets don’t want no fancy frill will love you long time baby if you keep her in your will Jolly Roger

J-ology
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At work yesterday a little chicky came up and was asking about a product that we carry. Well what seemed like in mid sentence, she interrupted me to tell me what cure glasses I had and ask me if I ever go to JOMG.com. Well I stopped and thought, trying to figure out what that was and hot it pertained to paver stones, then she explained "it's jizz on my glasses". Then she kinda adjusted her glasses and and raised an eyebrow. Still in a state of stupor, and not thinking she was hot enough to take the bait, I just said "ummmm NO?". And continued talking about pavers. Well I told several friends about this oddness since I was texting while at work, as usual. One kinda laughed it off, another was not only familiar with the site, but was quick to think this was a brilliant idea and wanted such photos. Ummm, huh? I guess I get thinking glasses are cute, and even sexy at times, but really? How common is this, because I have never thought of having someone jizz on my glasse? TH

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Jo Just so you know how much you mean too me ................................... You are such a special person and I am so glad I met you, you have the kindest heart and such a lovely way about you, and for me to know you, makes me so lucky, I am so glad that you finely are sorting your life out and I truly believe that you are going to be so happy and have such a nice life down in Cornwall. For the past 3 years that I have known you it’s been a really tough time but I really hope that in some small way I have been there for you and helped, I know there have been times that I have annoyed you, but I hope that you can just remember the good times and the laughing we did, as I will always remember the fun we had, you will always be very dear to me and will always be my very best friend (Just don’t ask me too look after your car keys again or ask me where they are :) ) I know you were always going to leave but I never thought it would be as hard for me when the time

Jo (my Best Friend And Sister ) Leaving
Jo Just so you know how much you mean too me ................................... You are such a special person and I am so glad I met you, you have the kindest heart and such a lovely way about you, and for me to know you, makes me so lucky, I am so glad that you finely are sorting your life out and I truly believe that you are going to be so happy and have such a nice life down in Cornwall. For the past 3 years that I have known you it’s been a really tough time but I really hope that in some small way I have been there for you and helped, I know there have been times that I have annoyed you, but I hope that you can just remember the good times and the laughing we did, as I will always remember the fun we had, you will always be very dear to me and will always be my very best friend (Just don’t ask me too look after your car keys again or ask me where they are :)) I know you were always going to leave but I never thought it would be as hard for me when the time c

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Call me Jonah Been living in the belly of a whale Call me a loner Guess sometimes you never can tell Toss me overboard And watch me sinking like a stone No matter how I write this story It always turns out alone I'm trying to hide my shame Underneath this dying tree Picking up the pieces of my life like all of these dead leaves Now I can feel the slap and sting of fate on my face On my knees it brings laughter out of every dark place Call me Jonah Been living my life in the belly of this whale You can take this picture of me and hang it on the gates of hell When you hear me crying out You just keep on walking by I don't really need your help Getting this last good piece of me to die Oh Jonah Oh Jonah Oh Jonah

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Jonathan Livingston Seagull
Would have been better if it was Ron Livingston Seagull, but whatcha gonna do? I read it this morning before work. Yeah, I read a book before work. Okay, it was a short one, but still. You dig me, right? I haz brains.

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You fell away What more can I say The feelings evolved I won't let it out I can't replace your screaming face Feeling the sickness inside Chorus: Why won't you die? Your blood in mine We'll be fine Then your body will be mine So many words Can't describe my face This feeling's evolved So soon to break out I can't relate To a happy state Feeling the blood run inside Repeat Chorus Why is everything so fucking hard for me? Keep me down to what you think I should be Must you tempt me and provoke the ministry? Keep on trying I'm not dying so easily(Repeat) I will not die... Why is everything so fucking hard for me? I will not die... Why is everything so fucking hard for me? Repeat Chorus x3

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It was a cloudy, overcast night a light mist was on the air as the breeze began to blow in a Northern wind across the lake inviting everyone to go inside and stay warm. Jon and Laura were sitting in the living room enjoying the quiet night, listening to soft classic rock and watching the fire pop and crackle as they held hands. Her fingers holding onto him as though this might be the very last moment they will ever spend together, he was gently stroking her fingers with his thumb as though he had no other care in the world as long as she was with him. The slow song that they danced came on as it always does on the mix tape he made for her in 1998, it was worn but since it still played she always put it in when they had time to just sit and be together as their lives were so busy these moments had to be the best they could ever be. He pulled her gently to her feet swinging her about into his warm, caring arms as he has done a thousand times before her face fell into his shoulder

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When dad was tucking me in that night and we were talking about the book, I asked him if he could think of a solution to that problem. “Which problem?”“The problem of how relatively unsignificant we are.”He said, “Well, what would happen if a plane dropped you in the middle of the Sahara Desert and you picked up a single grain of sand with tweezers and moved it one millimeter?”I said, “I’d probably die of dehydration.”He said, “I just mean right then when you moved that single grain of sand. What would that mean?”I said, “I dunno, what?”He said, “Think about it.”I thought about it. “I guess I would have moved a grain of sand.”“Which would mean?”“Which would mean I moved a grain of sand?”“Which would mean you changed the Sahara.”“So?”“So? So the Sahara is a vast desert. And it has existed for millions of years. And you changed it!&rd

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Ronald Reagan is my favorite president. He is the one who did more for my country then any other president of my life time. President Reagan has been out of office since 1989 but people who were alive and some who were not alive when he was president still have an attachment to him. When Ronald Reagan ran for president in 1980 is when I changed from a democrat to republican. President Reagan’s 100th birthday is coming up on February 6, 2011. To commemorate his birthday Nick Jonas and Jordin Sparks are chairing a group of young people that will help celebrate President Reagan’s birthday. You go Nick and Jordin! For more of the story http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/08/02/nick-jonas-jordin-sparks-named-chairs-ronald-reagan-youth-committee/ BlastFM and other small broadcasters are here because of President Reagan’s policies. He deregulated the media. Thank you President Reagan. Listen 24/7 @ www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Jonathan Ruppel
To anyone who is friends with both Jonathan Ruppel ( known to many of you as Master Stormcrow or under his new name DJ Stormcrow) and I.... please understand we are no longer together. At this time he has chosen to leave me and his unborn son who is less than 3 weeks from being born and return to his wife whom he was in the process of divorcing. From what i am told they have chosen to stop the divorce and try to work things out. I do wish him the best if this is the road he has chosen to go down. I will ask anyone who chooses to keep us both on their list.. please leave my name out of things when you speak to him...if Jonathan wishes to know how His Son or I am doing he may Contact me directly his self... certain lines of communication are being left open so he always has a way to reach me... If i find you are in contact with him and giving him any information on me or Dameon you will be removed from my life permanently... There will be no second chances given on this. As of right now

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What a delightful man he was! Back in 1988 I was working for Valley National Bank in Toluca Lake, CA. The bank was 5 minutes from Warner Bros. Studios and other entertainment hotspots. Well I received a call in the Mastercard department from a very funny, friendly, whimsical man named Jonathan Winters. He had lost his Mastercard and needed another one quickly as he was going to be travelling. I let him know that I could make him one within the hour if he would like to pick it up. He was absolutely delighted to hear this and asked me what kind of candy did I like, I said "oh no, nothing Sir", he said loudly "Ya like like Snickers Sweetie?" I said well yeah, who doesn't, but really no thank you and that I would have his card ready. The front office gal came back to me about an hour later and said, "you are not going to believe who is waiting for you Patti." I said, well Jonathan Winters was coming to pick up his card. So I went out to the front office with his new card in hand.

Jon Bon Jovi-midnight In Chelsea
The kids round here look just like sticks They trade old licks with a beat up six I just smile and catch the groove Gothic girls all dressed in black Serious as heart attacks Takes a little bit of getting used to The old man with the whisky stains Lost the night, forgot his name His poor wife will sleep alone again And it ain't hard to understand Why she's holding onto her own hand It's midnight in Chelsea (shalalala, shalala) Midnight in Chelsea (shalalala, shalala) No one's asking me for favors (shalalala, shalala) No one's looking for a savior They're too busy ... saving me (shalalala, shalala) I've seen a lone sloane ranger drive Seems her chauffeur took a dive And sold her secrets to the Sun And later in a magazine I finally figured what it means To be a saint, not a queen Two lustful lovers catch a spark Chase their shadows in the dark Someone's getting off tonight A big red bus that's packed so tight disappears in a trail of light Somewher

Jon Bon Jovi - Always
This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining since you left me Now I'm drowning in the flood You see I've always been a fighter But without you I give up I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But baby, that's just me And I will love you, baby - Always And I'll be there forever and a day - Always I'll be there till the stars don't shine Till the heavens burst and The words don't rhyme And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind And I'll love you - Always Now your pictures that you left behind Are just memories of a different life Some that made us laugh, some that made us cry One that made you have to say goodbye What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair To touch your lips, to hold you near When you say your prayers try to understand I've made mistakes, I'm just a man When he ho

Jones Soda Label...
Click The Link & Rate Me A 10....If I Get A Lot Of Ratings...Then The Staff Will Take A Look At My Pic And I Could Be On The Jones Soda Label!!! http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?ID=697481&search=cassandra%20vacha&offset=4 If You Love Me..Please Repost This To Help Me Out!! If I Win, I Will Send Ya A Bottle!

The Jones And Henry Suspensions
With the announcement of the suspensions of Titans DB Adam "pac-man" Jones and Bengals WR Chris Henry, the NFL has served notice that it will no longer tolerate bad behavior amongst its players. Jones, who was given a suspension for the 2007 season and Henry, who was suspended for 8 games of the 2007 season have also been put on notice that this is their last chance to save their careers. Keep in mind, these suspensions fall under the old discipline policy of the NFL and suspensions are without pay. Jones is losing $1,292,500 and Henry will lose around $214,000. Some players have already complained that the punishment handed out is to severe and unfair. How someone can say the punishment is too severe is beyond me, both of these players have had numerous run ins with law enforcement over the course of the last 2 years. Henry has violated the terms of his probation once already and Jones is facing possible felony charges in 2 states! Even the players have gotten tired of the idio

Jongleurs Glasgow
There is always one cunt in the room, and last night Mr Cunt was from a large group of workers from HML in Glasgow. He displayed all the characteristics of an angry rapist shouting stuff out like “Shut up you’re just a women” and ended up being disowned by his own company and thrown out where he started a fight in the street and ended up being arrested. I wonder if he still has a job on Monday? I can’t imagine his boss sitting there watching that kind of behaviour and letting him near women in public after that display.He shouted, and did that amazing thing with both hands cupped round his useless gob and hurled abuse when I spoke. The room stared at him. I gave him my usual 3 strikes and your out rule, then eventually pointed the magic finger and got him removed. What is it about a man who hears the words “Stop shouting or you will get thrown out” ignores the warning and carries on yelling shit? The audience HATED him and were shouting to me &l

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Joni Don't Cry... by Conway Twitty.. go listen to it on my page... :) Woman: Jimmy please say you'll wait for me, I'll grow up someday you'll day you see. Saving all my kisses just for you, signed with love forever true Man: Joni was the girl who lived next door, I've known her I guess 10 years or more. Joni wrote me a note one day. And this is what she had to say Woman: Jimmy please say you'll wait for me, I'll grow up someday you'll see. Saving all my kisses just for you. Signed with love forever true Man: Slowly I read her note once more, then i went over to the house next door her tear drops fell like rain that that day , When I told Joni what I had to say Man: Joni, Joni please don't cry, You'll forget me by and by, Your just fifteen, I'm 22. And Joni I just cant wait for you Man: Soon I left our little hometown, got me a job and tried to settle down. But these words kept haunting my memory the words that Joni said to me Woman: Jimmy please

Jonizzle The Green Water
YOUR REAL NAME Carianne Jones WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names) Marie Lester NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad) Richard Lester STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Jonca DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal) Orange Moose SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born) Nicole Munster SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning The Green Water (uhm... ew? XD) FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your las

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Say that you'll stay a little Don't say bye bye tonight Say you'll be mine Just a little of bit of love Is worth a moment of your time Knocking on your door just a little So cold outside tonight Let’s get the fire burning Oh, I know, I keep it burning right If you stay, won't you stay stay Save room for my love Save room for a moment to be with me Save room for my love save a little Save a little for me Won’t you save a little Save a little for me oh This just might hurt a little Love hurts sometimes when you do it right Don't be afraid of a little bit of pain Pleasure is on the other side Let down your guard just a little I'll keep you safe in these arms of mine Hold on to me pretty baby You will see I can be all you need If you stay, won't you stay stay Save room for my love Save room for a moment to be with me Save room for my love save a little Save a little for me Won’t you save a little Save a little for me oh Oh come on Make time to

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THIS IS MY WAY OF SHOWING THE LADYS HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM ALL GO SHOW THEM ALL LOTS OF LOVE FAN RATE ADD THESE LADIES YOU WONT BE SORRY *JUJU* MIZZ SHADY HELLCAT Life's a Beach & I'm Just Tanning®~aka:Barefoo t Babydoll®"The Official Fu Mermaid SQUIRTERKAYLA Meowzette ^MsRetta^ ~Meagan~Fu-Wifey and Owner of DaMunchMan~Sarge' ;s Bad Girls~ SexyGranny1967 MishNumber1 ♥ Of WISEUKF SUP Insane & Shadow Levelers & SBG. Club FAR Team Captain

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SONG VERSION BELOW Die This Way - Jon Licht and Daniel Licht LYRICS BELOW Jon Licht: If you look close, you can see his disguise He's got the mind of a killer buried deep in his eyes It's a different mind than you and me One fueled by a pure sense of apathy Ta-Ta-Take blood just to get his fill He's got a demon inside he can't seem to kill Another day, another dead Slash his knife 'til he sees red There's nothin' left but a drop between glass to stay Another life is taken away But not in haste, or for waste Just in time for him to get another taste Lost in a state of mind Lost looking for another of his kind But his lonely mind is his only friend His lonely friend will be with him to the end And she sang [Chorus]: A lonely whisper in your ear Saying the things you don't want to hear With a breath, you hear him say On this night, you will die this way You will die this way Jon Licht: Yo it's a chilly evening on the westside And D E X is snoo

Jonny
Johnny Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class,but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you, but the girl said NO. Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend..... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. 30 mins goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend 2 call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!!

Jonny
What does he tell me this time? We're just whores on a fucking assembly line. Believe me I was there. Take what I want and get the fuck out of here.lets raise the wall,somebody,to raise the wall. Suck me. Jonnys been a very bad boy Jonnys been a very bad boy....This door is so high. My life is oblivious to you and the sun hurts my eyes, but remember you were not going to raise the wall. stop me ,to raise the wall. (ooh) and you look at me, see through me, I am nothing to you, you look at me, see through me, I am nothing to you, what does it want to be? you know you love me. you want to ruin me, I take this end. Destroy this in me but if you want someone... one will come down fighting for you!

Jon & The Legendary 7
Jon was walking down the sidewalk with a slight limp to his right each store he passed by the owners all waved, "Hi Jon." he would hear as he passed by. It always made him swell up with pride especially on Veterans Day, the one day he walked all the way to the local cemetery to say goodbye to his former classmates, his former recruits, his former fox hole buddies, They were all lying in the cemetery 2 miles from his house.He would try very hard to walk without his cane for this one day, forget he owned a car it was the least he could do after all on that faithful day he was the only one left standing in his unit. Or should it be lying as one of his legs was gone but, somehow the screaming loud charge of the enemy he was passed by without a bayonet to the belly as so many others who were wounded received in the heat of the attack.Jon lived alone in this small town as his first wife left with the kids because he also suffered from post traumatic stress disorder and it aggravated his f

Jon Voigth .. Good Job . Glad You Said What Others Are Thinking About This Guy (no To Obama!!!)
Source: partyhearty.org "Actor Jon Voight, the 69-year-old father of Angelina Jolie, has penned a biting critique of presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama. “The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, creating a God-like figure in a man who falls short in every way,” he wrote in the Washington Times Monday. “The Democrats have targeted young people, knowing how easy it is to bring forth whatever is needed to program their minds,” he wrote, comparing Obama’s campaign with the “Marxist propaganda underlying the so-called peace movement” in the 1960s. Voight theorizes that “Obama has grown up with the teaching of very angry, militant white and black people: the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Louis Farrakhan, William Ayers and Rev. Michael Pfleger” who “will gain power for their need to demoralize this country and help create a socialist America” if he is elected. The actor concludes: “If, God forbid, we li

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Jordan dies "And men cried out to the Creator, saying, O Light of the Heavens, Light of the World, let the promised One be born of the mountain, according to the Prophecies, as he was in Ages past and will be in Ages to come. Let the Prince of the Morning sing to the land that green things will grow and the valleys give forth lambs. Let the arm of the Lord of the Dawn shelter us from the Dark, and the great sword of justice defend us. Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time." It will be a long while before the wheel turns out another like this one. Tia mi aven Moridin isainde vadin. May the horn blow and summon this hero again. But not today. This one has earned his rest for now. "Peace favor your sword. Tai'shar Manetheren." "Tai'shar Malkier... The last embrace of the mother welcome you home, Lan." Lan and Rand 53, Fading Words, 828 The Fires of Heaven

Jordin Sparks-tattoo Lyrics
oh oh oh No matter what you say about love I keep coming back for more Keep my hand in the fire Sooner or later I get what I’m asking for No matter what you say about life I learn every time I bleed The truth is a stranger Soul is in danger I gotta let my spirit be free To admit that I’m wrong and then change my mind Sorry but I have to move on and leave you behind I can’t waste time so give it a moment I realized nothings broken No need to worry about everything I’ve done Live every second like it was my last one Don’t look back got a new direction I loved you once needed protection You’re still a part of everything I do You’re on my heart just like a tattoo Just like a tattoo I’ll always have you (I'll always have you) Sick of playing all of these games It’s not about taking sides When I looked in the mirror didn’t deliver It hurt enough to think that I could stop Admit that I’m wrong and then change my mind Sorry but I’ve gotta be strong and leave y

Jordan Sparks Tattoo
Oooh... Oooh... Ohhh.. No matter what you say about love, I keep coming back for more, My head in the fire, sooner or later I get what i'm asking for No matter what you say about life, I learn every time I bleed. The truth is a stranger My soul is in danger, I gotta let my spirit be free to, Admit that I was wrong and then change my mind. Sorry but I have to move on and leave you behind. I can't waste time so give me the moment I realize nothing's broken No need to worry about everything I've done Lived every second like it was my last one. Don't look back got a new direction Loved you once, needed protection. You're still a part of everything I do, you're on my heart just like a tattoo, Just like a tatto, I'll always have you. I'm sick of playing all of these games It's not about taking ties. When I look in the mirror, Didn't deliver It hurt enough to think that I could stop Admit that I'm wrong and then change my mind. Sorry but I gotta be strong and lea

Jordin Sparks Shy Boy Lyrics
Were in the door, I get a smile from a fly boy He seen me before and makes his move like a fly boy I'm sick and tired of them fly boys It's bye bye boy I'm in a lounge, I get a wink from a bad boy He comes around all puffed up like a bad boy I'm sick and tired of them bad boys [Chorus] Cause I got my eye on this other guy Back in the booth with his boys, he's all mellowed out And tonight I don't mind be a shy boy So I gotta know Are you a shy boy? I'm by the stage, I get a look from a rock boy He's got the shades on indoors like a rock boy I'm sick and tired of them rock boys It's bye bye boy Out on the floor, I get the moves from a home boy Trying to score, his body rocks like a home boy I'm sick and tired of them home boys [Chorus] Cause I got my eye on this other guy Back in the booth with his boys, he's all mellowed out And tonight I don't mind be a shy boy So I gotta know Are you a shy boy? Freak boy Fresh boy Slick boy You're messing with

Jordin Sparks Ft. Chris Brown - No Air
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air If I should die before I wake It's 'cause you took my breath away Losing you is like living in a world with no air Oh I'm here alone, didn't wanna leave My heart won't move, it's incomplete Wish there was a way that I can make you understand But how do you expect me to live alone with just me 'Cause my world revolves around you It's so hard for me to breathe [Chorus:] Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air Can't live, can't breathe with no air It's how I feel whenever you ain't there It's no air, no air Got me out here in the water so deep Tell me how you gonna be without me If you ain't here, I just can't breathe It's no air, no air No air, air No air, air No air, air No air, air I walked, I ran, I jumped, I flew Right off the ground to float to you There's no gravity to hold me down for real But somehow I'm still alive inside You took my breath, but I survived I don't know how, but I

Jordon's Poster On Ncmec
This is a link to Jordon's poster on the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children's website. http://missingkids.com/missingkids/servlet/PubCaseSearchServlet?act=viewChildDetail&caseNum=1096496&orgPrefix=NCMC&seqNum=1&caseLang=en_US&searchLang=en_US There is also a picture of her on my profile photo's in my Default album thing. Thank you

Jordyn's First Day
I woke up this morning to a shake and a poke from an innocent 5 yr old anxiously awaiting her first day of Kindergarten. We have spent the last year counting down the days on the calendar when this day would come. I was filled with anxiousness and excitement for her up until this afternoon. As her name was called and she went to her teacher and got her name tag and everything she needed for her desk, I felt proud and overwhelmingly sad at the same time. Where the HELL did time go??? It almost seemed increasingly unfair that all of a sudden I am forced to learn how to let go. Not totally, but a little bit. She was so proud of her Hannah Montana shoes she was FINALLY able to wear, she had to show them to any and every willing person that would look and smile. And don't get me started on her black and pink Hello Kitty backpack. I wasn't worried one iota that she would have a problem making friends in her first year of school. The boy she had been talking to before class began

Jordin Sparks - One Step At A Time
Hurry up and wait So close, but so far away Everything that you've always dreamed of Close enough for you to taste But you just can't touch You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet Wonder when and where and how you're gonna make it You know you can if you get the chance In your face as the door keeps slamming Now you're feeling more and more frustrated And you're getting all kind of impatient waiting [Chorus:] We live and we learn to take One step at a time There's no need to rush It's like learning to fly Or falling in love It's gonna happen and it's Supposed to happen that we Find the reasons why On step at a time You believe and you doubt You're confused, you got it all figured out Everything that you wished for Could be yours, should be yours, would be yours If they only knew You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet Wonder when and where and how you're gonna make it You know you can if you get the chance In your f

*~jordan, My Story About Her~*
~*Back before I got in high school which was probably 03 I found my other half and the most perfect dog ever. My grandma breeds dogs and sells them for a living, she had puppies in her kitchen that she was taking to the flea market, down in South Carolina back on 03. I love dogs & puppies so much, so I instantly fell in love with one of them, she was the prettiest black tan and silver color I'd ever seen in all my life, I chose her to be my dog down there that my grandma would keep that I could see every time I went down there. I taught her how to sit by the time she was 8 weeks old, then I left her. My grandma gave her the AKC registered name: Jordan Princess of Hearts, who was born 04-23-03. Half a year later, Jordan became my dog. She was my Christmas present from my grandma, she had a litter of puppies that came with her also. From there on out, she hardly let me out of her sight and I had never been so happy & close to anything like I was her. She used to go on car rides with me a

Jordin Sparks - Now You Tell Me
For all of my Ex's! and to those relationships that just didnt work out. Now You Tell Me Is There Anything That Can Make You Happy? I Don't Know What To Say To Make It Better Seeing You Like This, Down And Hurt So Badly When You Have Been So Kept Together What's This? All This Time I Thought You Didn't Need Me Now I've Gone From You And Now You Tell Me [chorus] You're In Love, But That's Not What It Was All Those Times That Passed By With No Signs And Now You're Telling Me You Miss Me, Boy Why Couldn't I See? And My Heart Don't Agree With What You're Telling Me You Were Nonchalant, Strong, And Unaffected And You Never Wanted Me To Be There I Never Saw Your Heart, That's How Close You Kept It So Right Now I'm So Unsure How To Care What's This? All This Time I Thought You Didn't Need Me Now I've Gone From You And Now You Tell Me [chorus] You're In Love, But That's Not What It Was All Those Times That Passed By With No Signs And Now You're Te

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Jorge And Mysef
We are going to go to the monster truck show yay i havent been to one in years and everyone i know is jelous cause they dont want me to go but i love the kid and i trust him with my life but no one knows that in my family so maybe i should just scream it to everyone they make me sick but hey least i'll have the time of my life :D XD

Jorge Kissed Me
Ok so yeah we went to go see monster trucks and when it was over he brought me back to my place opened the car door and hugged me and kissed me this is the first time i kissed jorge (its not my first kiss total haha sorry my lips aint virginized) anyways its so cute and the amazing part is now i wont be shy to ask him out saturday nov.11th man oh man i'm hyper from the monster truck racing oh and DAVE the Driver HAPPY 27TH BIRTHDAY -Let The speed live on in our lifes WOOOOOOOOO- -Rawk On MonsterTruck Fans- I'll put pics up later MONSTERTRUCKSAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Jorinda And Joringel
There was once an old castle in the midst of a large and dense forest, and in it an old woman who was a witch dwelt all alone. In the day-time she changed herself into a car or a screech-owl, but in the evening she took her proper shape again as a human being. She could lure wild beasts and birds to her, and then she killed and boiled and roasted them. If anyone came within one hundred paces of the castle he was obliged to stand still, and could not stir from the place until she bade him be free. But whenever an innocent maiden came within this circle, she changed her into a bird, and shut her up in a wicker-work cage, and carried the cage into a room in the castle. She had about seven thousand cages of rare birds in the castle. Now, there was once a maiden who was called Jorinda, who was fairer than all other girls. She and a handsome youth named Joringel had promised to marry each other. They were still in the days of betrothal, and their greatest happiness was being together. One da

Jose Cuervo
West Shelly Jose Cuervo Lyrics Well it's Sunday Mornin' And the sun in shinin' In my eye that is open And my head is spinnin' Was the life of the party I can't stop grinnin' I had to much Tequila last night CHORUS Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start a fight? Now wait a minute Things don't look to familiar Who is this cowboy Who's sleepin' beside me? He's awful cute, but how'd I Get his shirt on? I had to much Tequila last night CHORUS Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start a fight? BREAK BRIDGE All those little shooters How I love to drink 'em down Come on bartender Let's have another round [Modulates] Well the music is playing And my spirits are high Tomorrow might be painf

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Looks like this will make some excellent cookies!!! Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit up off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beater

Jose Cuervo.............
Well its sunday morning And the sun is shining in my Eye that is open And my head is spinning Was the life of the party I can't stop grinning I had too much tequllia last night Jose Cuervo You are a friend of mine I like to drink you with A little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys Did I shoot out the lights Did I dance on the bar Did I start any fights Now wait a minute Things don't look to familiar Who is the cowboy whos sleeping beside me Well he's awful cute But how'd I get his shirt on I had too much tequllia last night Jose Cuervo You are a friend of mine I like to drink you with A little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys Did I shoot out the lights Did I dance on the bar Did I start any fights All those little shooters How I love to drink them down Come on bartender lets have another round Well the music is playing And my spirits are high Tomorrow might be painful But tonight we're going to fly Jose Cuervo You are a frie

Joseph Brandt
The Mohawk Indian chief Joseph Brant served as a spokesman for his people, a Christian missionary of the Anglican church, and a British military officer during the U.S. War of Independence. He is remembered for his efforts in unifying upper New York Indian tribes and leading them in terrorizing raids against patriot communities in support of Great Britian's efforts to repress the rebellion. He is also credited for the establishment of the Indian reservation on the Grand River in Canada where the neighboring town of Brantford, Ontario, bears his name. Brant was born in 1742 on the banks of the Ohio River and given the Indian name of Thayendanegea, meaning "he places two bets." He inherited the status of Mohawk chief from his father. He attended Moor's Charity School for Indians in Lebanon, Connecticut, where he learned to speak English and studied Western history and literature. He became an interpreter for an Anglican Missionary, the Reverend John Stuart, and together they translat

Jose And Carlos
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway offramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support" Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

Jose's Sign
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp each holding a sign. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife &6 kids to support. Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico"

Jose And Carlos
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway offramp each holding a sign. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign." I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support. "Now look at mine." Carlos looks at Jose's sign I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

Jose Nunez- Bilingual
The only aphrodisiac I need is your voice hearing you speak my name Beckoning me to answer Telling me you want me So I tell you that you're the answer to every question I've ever had about love Without words I use my tongue to tell the tale of us Tracing your shadow scape Kneeling before you my eyes feast upon your masculinity and All its divinity and I praise you Because all of that is for me I begin to indulge myself of your delicacies Digesting semi-sweet dark chocolate decadence as it melts Dripping down my chin Your taste is something Godiva couldn't re-create Needing every atom of your anatomy Necessity is placed upon me knowing you are the source of my serendipity Dipping in and out of me stroking more than my consciousness Subconsciously I find myself rewinding our love scenes In my daydreams Seeing that face you make when you're making me cum And it makes me want you right there and then Thinking of you in inappropriate places I get Tingling sensat

Joseph Arthur - Honey And The Moon
Don't know why I'm still afraid If you weren't real I would make you up now I wish that I could follow through I know that your love is true And deep As the sea But right now Everything you want is wrong, And right now All your dreams are waking up, And right now I wish I could follow you To the shores Of freedom, Where no one lives. Remember when we first met And everything was still a bet In love's game You would call; I'd call you back And then I'd leave A message On your answering machine But right now Everything is turning blue, And right now The sun is trying to kill the moon, And right now I wish I could follow you To the shores Of freedom, Where no one lives Freedom Run away tonight Freedom, freedom Run away Run away tonight We're made out of blood and rust Looking for someone to trust Without A fight I think that you came too soon You're the honey and the moon That lights Up my night But right now Everything you want i

Joseph Arthur - In The Sun
I picture you in the sun wondering what went wrong And falling down on your knees asking for sympathy And being caught in between all you wish for and all you seen And trying to find anything you can feel that you can believe in May gods love be with you Always May gods love be with you I know I would apologize if I could see your eyes cause when you showed me myself I became someone else But I was caught in between all you wish for and all you need I picture you fast asleep A nightmare comes You cant keep awake May gods love be with you Always May gods love be with you cause if I find If I find my own way How much will I find If I find If I find my own way How much will I find You I dont know anymore What its for Im not even sure If there is anyone who is in the sun Will you help me to understand cause I been caught in between all I wish for and all I need Maybe youre not even sure what its for Any more than me May gods love be with you Alwa

Joserr
When I walk into work I am usually wicked happy. I love hearing tiny people yell out "BEANIE" and come to hug at my knees. I rub their hair and If I love them i lean down and kiss their face. You would have to be a super Ninja with camoflauge skills to walk from the entrance to my classroom without screams and knee hugs. It is impossible. When I open the door to my room I am surrounded. "Beanie!" "Eanie!" And I hold still for my hugs and bend down for my kisses. Mikey always runs from the other side of the room. He is usually in the process of doing something naughty, or as he runs, he spits something out of his mouth that he never should have had in there to begin with. "Beeanie!" he hops over toys and pushes people who are in his way...until he stand before me. "up.up.up" his arms are outstretched and he stares up at me. "Mikey up.up.up" I try to not smile and look as serious as possible. "Mikey..why did you push Maleah? That was not nice of you. Beanie doe

Joseph Arthur- Honey And The Moon
One of my heart songs since the first time I ever heard it. Today I'm feelin sappy like it. Sappy Like- Dawson's Creek. That is all. Don't know why I'm still afraid If you weren't real I would make you up now I wish that I could follow through I know that your love is true and deep as the sea but right now everything you want is wrong, and right now all your dreams are waking up, and right now I wish I could follow you to the shores of freedom, where no one lives. Remember when we first met and everything was still a bet in love's game you would call; I'd call you back and then I'd leave a message on your answering machine But right now everything is turning blue, and right now the sun is trying to kill the moon, and right now I wish I could follow you to the shores of freedom, where no one lives Freedom run away tonight freedom, freedom run away run away tonight We're made out of blood and rust looking for someone to trust wi

Jose Nunez Feat Taina - Bilingual
The only aphrodisiac I need is your voice Hearing you speak my name Beckoning me to answer Telling me you want me So I tell you that you're the answer to every question I've ever had about love Without words I use my tongue to tell the tale of us Tracing your shadowscape Kneeling before you my eyes feast upon your masculinity and All its divinity and I praise you Because all of that is for me I begin to indulge myself of your delicacies Digesting semi-sweet dark chocolate decadence as it melts Dripping down my chin Your taste is something Godiva couldn't re-create Needing every atom of your anatomy Necessity is placed upon me knowing you are the source of my serendipity Dipping in and out of me stroking more than my consciesness Subconsciously I find myself rewinding our love scenes In my daydreams Seeing that face you make when you're making me cum And it makes me want you right there and then Thinking of you in inappropriate places I get Ti

Josef Fritzl’s Negative Dragon
As of today I will stop posting in this site - If you like my work read it all and enjoy the pictures at http://www.myspace.com/drturi 4/30/2008 Dear Readers; I am sure like me you are appalled with Josef Fritzl’s horrible sexual act with his daughter and wondering what type of negative UCI (Unique Celestial Identity) this crazy old man inherited for him to behave this way with a family member. As always don’t count on either modern psychology or psychiatry to give you the answer because like 99% of the world’s population those traditionally “educated heads” have no clue of the Universal Code’s power and its impact on the human psyche. With NO “Cosmic Consciousness” not only the perpetrator and its victim but also all agencies involved in this drama are left totally baffled. http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/04/29/austria.cellar.profile/index.html Elisabeth Fritzl (8 April 1966), is an Austrian woman who was allegedly imprisoned, sexu

Josephine Taking Cock!
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Joseph Dwyer
Joseph Dwyer PINEHURST, N.C. - A former Army medic made famous by a photograph that showed him carrying an injured Iraqi boy during the first week of the war has died of an apparent overdose, police said. Joseph Patrick Dwyer died last week at a hospital in Pinehurst, according to the Boles Funeral Home. He was 31. The photograph, taken in March 2003, showed Dwyer running to a makeshift military hospital while cradling the boy. The photo appeared in newspapers, magazines and television broadcasts worldwide, making Dwyer became a symbol of heroism. Dwyer laughed when a reporter told him of the photo and its widespread circulation, and he tried to deflect focus to his entire unit. His mother, Maureen, said then that the photo embarrassed her son because it singled him out while other soldiers were doing the same thing. Last week, Dwyer called a local taxi service to

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500 PM AST TUE SEP 02 2008 ...JOSEPHINE STRENGTHENING OVER THE FAR EASTERN ATLANTIC... AT 500 PM AST...2100Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM JOSEPHINE WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 13.7 NORTH...LONGITUDE 25.9 WEST OR ABOUT 125 MILES...205 KM...SOUTHWEST OF THE SOUTHERNMOST CAPE VERDE ISLANDS. JOSEPHINE IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 14 MPH...22 KM/HR...AND THIS GENERAL MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. ON THIS TRACK...JOSEPHINE WILL GRADUALLY MOVE AWAY FROM THE CAPE VERDE ISLANDS TODAY AND TONIGHT...AND OVER THE OPEN WATERS OF THE EASTERN TROPICAL ATLANTIC ON WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS HAVE INCREASED TO NEAR 50 MPH...85 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. STRENGTHENING IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS...AND JOSEPHINE COULD BECOME A HURRICANE ON WEDNESDAY. TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 60 MILES...95 KM FROM THE CENTER. ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 1000 MB...29.53 INCHES.

Josephine Pa#4
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Josephine Pa#5
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Josephine Pa#10
1100 AM AST THU SEP 04 2008 ...JOSEPHINE WEAKENS A LITTLE... AT 1100 AM AST...1500Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM JOSEPHINE WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 14.5 NORTH...LONGITUDE 32.2 WEST OR ABOUT 520 MILES...840 KM...WEST OF THE SOUTHERNMOST CAPE VERDE ISLANDS. JOSEPHINE IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 10 MPH...17 KM/HR ...AND THIS MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 50 MPH...85 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. UPPER-LEVEL WINDS ARE CURRENTLY NOT FAVORABLE FOR SIGNIFICANT STRENGTHENING...AND LITTLE CHANGE IN STRENGTH IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 140 MILES...220 KM FROM THE CENTER. ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 1000 MB...29.53 INCHES.

Josephine Pa#11
500 PM AST THU SEP 04 2008 ...JOSEPHINE WEAKENS A LITTLE MORE... AT 500 PM AST...2100Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM JOSEPHINE WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 14.6 NORTH...LONGITUDE 33.2 WEST OR ABOUT 590 MILES...945 KM...WEST OF THE SOUTHERNMOST CAPE VERDE ISLANDS. JOSEPHINE IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 10 MPH...17 KM/HR ...AND THIS MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 45 MPH...75 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. UPPER-LEVEL WINDS ARE CURRENTLY NOT FAVORABLE FOR SIGNIFICANT STRENGTHENING...AND LITTLE CHANGE IN STRENGTH IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 105 MILES...165 KM FROM THE CENTER. ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 1002 MB...29.59 INCHES.

Josephine Pa#14
1100 AM AST FRI SEP 05 2008 ...JOSEPHINE A LITTLE WEAKER... AT 1100 AM AST...1500Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM JOSEPHINE WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 15.8 NORTH...LONGITUDE 34.8 WEST OR ABOUT 695 MILES...1120 KM...WEST OF THE SOUTHERNMOST CAPE VERDE ISLANDS. JOSEPHINE IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 8 MPH...13 KM/HR ...AND THIS GENERAL MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS HAVE DECREASED TO NEAR 45 MPH...75 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. CONTINUED GRADUAL WEAKENING IS EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS. TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 175 MILES...280 KM FROM THE CENTER. ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 1003 MB...29.62 INCHES.

Josephine Pa#17
500 AM AST SAT SEP 06 2008 ...CORRECTED FOR HEADER... ...JOSEPHINE DISSIPATES OVER THE FAR EASTERN ATLANTIC... AT 500 AM AST...0900Z...THE CENTER OF JOSEPHINE WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 16.8 NORTH...LONGITUDE 36.9 WEST OR ABOUT 855 MILES...1380 KM...WEST OF THE CAPE VERDE ISLANDS. THE DEPRESSION IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 9 MPH...14 KM/HR...AND A MOTION TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST AT A SLIGHTLY FASTER FORWARD SPEED IS EXPECTED FOR THE REMNANTS OF JOSEPHINE DURING THE NEXT TWO DAYS. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 30 MPH...45 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. SLOW WEAKENING OF THE WINDS IS ANTICIPATED FOR THE REMNANTS OF JOSEPHINE DURING THE NEXT TWO DAYS. ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 1007 MB...29.74 INCHES. REPEATING THE 500 AM AST POSITION...16.8 N...36.9 W. MOVEMENT TOWARD...WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 9 MPH. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...30 MPH. MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...1007 MB. THIS IS THE LAST PUBLIC ADVISORY ISSUED BY THE NATIONAL HURRICAN

Jose Nunez-bilingual
Because all of that is for me I begin to indulge myself of your delicacies Digesting semi-sweet dark chocolate decadence as it melts Dripping down my chin Your taste is something that I ever couldn't re-create Needing every atom of your anatomy Necessity is placed upon me knowing you are the source of my serendipity Dipping in and out of me stroking more than my consciesness Subconsciously I find myself rewinding our love scenes In my daydreams Seeing that face you make when you're making me cum And it makes me want you right there and then Thinking of you in inappropriate places I get Tingling sensations in private locations where I wish to be caught between a rock and your hard place As wetness develops my legs begin to open and my spot turns to a backdraft and all I want you to do is extinguish it You know my body like the back of your hands And touch me and send me into ecstacy My thighs quiver in anticipation of deep penetration which ge

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup or brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, swift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and stra

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies, Enjoy!!!
1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup or brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Jose Nunez-bilingual
The only aphrodisiac I need is your voice Hearing you speak my name Beckoning me to answer Telling me you want me So I tell you that you're the answer to every question I've ever had about love Without words I use my tongue to tell the tale of us Tracing your shadowscape Kneeling before you my eyes feast upon your masculinity and All its divinity and I praise you Because all of that is for me I begin to indulge myself of your delicacies Digesting semi-sweet dark chocolate decadence as it melts Dripping down my chin Your taste is something Godiva couldn't re-create Needing every atom of your anatomy Necessity is placed upon me knowing you are the source of my serendipity Dipping in and out of me stroking more than my consciesness Subconsciously I find myself rewinding our love scenes In my daydreams Seeing that face you make when you're making me cum And it makes me want you right there and then Thinking of you in inappropriate places I get Tingling sensations in private locations where

Joseph...
Blessings, Good Fortune, Strength and Peace... I've decided to dedicate a blog to the wonderful people that cross my path for reasons I will not question, but will cherish and remember because I grew from the experience... Joseph (pronounced YOSEV) I'll start with WOW!! Today was very very VERY windy after work and I was beat, like beat ass beat beat. So, I wanted a seat (my bus wouldn't be there for at least 20 min and my reg bus stop has no bench) I walk to my alternative bus stop where there is some shelter and a seat :) Joseph was getting off his bus and walking over to the same stop. I put my bag down and have a seat, blaring Ozzy in my ear my hoodie hood blows off and I see that Joseph is saying something to me.. "Pardon" I say not thinking much of him since most of time when someone bothers me, they just want to bum a smoke.."Hello" he says "is it windy enough or what?" "Storm blowing in" I say pulling my hoodie and headphones back up, still thinking he wants a smoke.

Josh;)
well i was just sitting here thinking of josh;) i miss him sooooo bad....but hopefully ill see him again soon...do u kno how it feels when ur in somones arms and it just feels like u r the only two people in the world and you wouldnt rather be any place?? thats how i feel when im with josh...he makes me feel sooo special...and i love him..i havnt loved ANYONE like this before...hes soooo diff and i couldnt ask for anything better in my life right now...well other than being able to see him more lol....i do truly love him and hope that nothin bad ever happenes with us..i kno ive loved guys, well at least i thought i did..but i sit here and think back to all the past relationships and how they were...and its just like "how tha heck did i even LIKE them..." with josh gosh i dnt kno i just love him soooo much... to all u guys out there that want a good relationship...i think if u just make the gurl feel like shes the only thing that matters to you..u will probley have a really good relati

Josh Groban~never Let Go~
Image Hosting | Video Hosting | Myspace Games JOSH GROBAN Never Let Go (Feat Deep Forest) I can't understand it. The search for an answer is met with a darker day. And we've been handed these moments forever. But I'm reassured there's another way. You don't have to close your eyes. There is room for love again. Ease the pain to realize All that love can be. Forced apart by time and sand. Take a step and take my hand. And don't let it go. Never let go. Broken, once connected, We were so strong and so blessed in a simple way. So don't let me go it alone. Turn your head up to the sky. Nothing down below but me. Face the truth to realize All that we could be. Torn apart by rage and fear. Hold onto what brought you here. Don't let it go. Never let go. Turn your head up to the sky. Nothing down below. Don't let go.

Josh
I lost my best friend Joshua Beavers this year on June 3rd, 2006. He was only 18 years old. He was shot by one of his close friends. She's 30 years old and claiming it was an accident. Anyone who knew Josh knew better than that. This is a poem I wrote for him. It's nothing great but I figured I'd post it anyway. SUPERMAN ISN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE Sometimes I close my eyes, and picture your face late at night. Sometimes everything is so surreal. Superman's not supposed to die. I remember the last time I saw you, smiling and laughing, seemed as though you didn't have a care. Everything for that moment was perfect, I wish I could go back in time, because Superman's not supposed to die. A brother, a lover, a leader, a best friend, a protector, and a teacher, we lost a great person in a matter of seconds. I'd do anything to have you here, someday we'll meet again until then I'll be here waiting, Because Superman is gone. The most the woman can be charged with his wreckl

~~~joshua Rayne Taylor ~~~
An update to previous blog. Joshua Rayne Taylor was born December 7, 2006, at 3:29 PM. Weighing in at 7lbs even. Lenghth 19 1/2 inches long. After a night of excitement with his Heart Rate going from Tacky to almost non existent he presented his mother and grandmother with a lustful cry after being placed in his mothers arms just after delivery. All ten fingers and all ten toes intact. Joshua and Amber are living proof that Prayer can and does help. That there are Angels among us to help guide and request the help needed. As a prayer circle ensued, the results were almost immediate. Heart rate stabilized and progression was smoother. On delivery, the doctor was surprised that the cord was not around Joshua's neck. That the delivery had gone without any problems whatsoever. Joshua was very healthy and having no signs of distress at all. Mom was doing just as good. I have to give my props to my daughter as well. She was a champ. She was calm and assured that things we

Josh Gracin-stay With Me Big Brass Bed
Baby, the clock on the wall is lying It's not really that late It's too cold outside to be walking around the streets of this town And wherever you think you have to be can wait So why don't you stay with me Share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun never will rise Come and lay your head on this big brass bed And we'll be alright as long as you stay with me, yeah Baby, there is just no use in hiding The way that I am feeling right now With you standing there baby I swear I can't help but stare Girl you're wearing me out, wearing me out Baby, stay with me share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun never will rise Come and lay your head on this big brass bed We'll be alright as long as you stay with me Baby don't go it looks like it's starting to rain And it's so warm here in this apartment wrapped up in this blanket So stay Stay with me Share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun n

Josh Hancock
Cardinals reliever Josh Hancock killed in SUV crash April 30, 2007 AP - Apr 29, 6:24 pm EDT ST. LOUIS (AP) -- Three days earlier, St. Louis Cardinals teammates left anxious messages on Josh Hancock's cell phone and watched the clubhouse door as game-time approached and their middle reliever remained absent. No reason to worry, Hancock had simply overslept. On Sunday, there was no relief. Instead, for the second time in five years, the Cardinals mourned the loss of a teammate. Hancock, a key member of the bullpen on St. Louis' World Series championship team last fall, was killed early Sunday when his sport utility vehicle slammed into a tow truck parked on a highway to assist a motorist. The accident brought back painful memories of Darryl Kile's death in 2002. "There's a big hole that's going to be there," manager Tony La Russa said. "This is brutal to go through." The Cardinals postponed their home game Sunday night against the Chicago Cubs. La Russa informe

Josh Groban - You Raise Me Up
When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary; When troubles come and my heart burdened be; Then, I am still and wait here in the silence, Until you come and sit awhile with me. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up… To more than I can be. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up… To more than I can be. There is no life – no life without its hunger; Each restless heart beats so imperfectly; But when you come and I am filled with wonder, Sometimes, I think I glimpse eternity. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up… To more than I can be. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on

Josh`s Blog (my Step Grandson)
how fitting let me be the one who calls you baby all the time surely you can take some comfort knowing that you're mine just hold me tight, lay by my side and let me be the one who calls you baby all the time let me be the one who never leaves you all alone i hold my breath and lose the feeling that i'm on my own hold me too tight, stay by my side and let me be the one who calls you baby all the time when i'm all alone, time goes so slow i need you here with me and how my mistakes have made your heart break still i need you here with me baby i'm here i've found my place in the world could stare at your face the rest of my days how i can breathe, turn my insides out and smother me warm and alive, i'm all over you would you smother me

Joshua T. Hermann
JOSH T. HERMANN Current mood: depressed Category: numb Life HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT KILLED IN I-70 HIT-AND-RUN SMITHTON, Pa. -- State police in Westmoreland County said an 18-year-old man was fatally struck by a car while walking on Interstate 70 early Sunday morning. Joshua Hermann, a Yough Senior High School student from Lowber, was struck and killed near the Smithton exit, police said. The car that struck Hermann did not stop, police said. Police said Hermann may have been hit anytime between 3 a.m. and 6:30 a.m. His body was discovered by the driver of another car at about 6:50 a.m., police said. A witness led investigators to a vehicle that is being examined, and two people are being questioned, police said. Relatives said Hermann's car broke down on Dutch Hollow Road, and he walked up to the interstate. "I don't understand how you could leave somebody for three hours not knowing if they're alive or passed away," said Hermann's father, Paul. "How can you do that?" The

Josh's Funeral
Well...unlike Steve Josh didn't need any reconstructive surgery done to his face; however, he still didn't look like Josh. There were pictures of him up from the time he was a baby til present day. There were some sentimental things in with him. His mom an dad an brothers were so calm... It was kinda like Steve's minus the rap music that was playing for him; however, they did have Josh's car sitting out front. My bois Donovan an Rick decided to buy 99 red balloons for his funeral...it's what Josh wanted (he told them so the night before he was killed). They're ordering them tomarrow an then the day of his burial we're letting them all go in the air. Josh you are very much missed and loved by many people. RIP my dear friend...one day soon...we'll meet again. GOD BLESS! -Shara-

Joshua Radin
Someone Else's Life Lyrics By: Joshua Radin Somehow I'm leading someone else's life I cut a star down with my knife And right now I still see the way the moon Plays this tune Though our nights died. CHORUS: My hands shake My knees quake It's every day The same way. Cos then came you. Then there's you. I keep your picture In my worn through shoes. Then there's you. Then came you. When I'm lost, I look at my picture of you. And somehow I'll make tonight our own I'll show you every way I've grown Since I met you And right now I'll be the boy in your next song I'll learn the parts and play along If you let me. CHORUS If you let me, I'll show the world to you. Yes, if you let me, I'll know just what to do. Cos then came you. Then there's you. I keep your picture In my worn through shoes. When I'm lost In your eyes I see a way for me

Joshua Miller R.i.p
Dude I'll never understand why both of you didn't make it through the shit! Hell my damn life is as messed up as yours and I hold on to the bare threads of life not wanting to give up! Every holiday without you sticks a knife right into my heart!! But you feel no pain now bro. I love you and have never forgotten the crazy shit we used to get overselves into! Happy thanksgiving Bro you are dearly missed at the table!

Josh Groban - Youre Still You
You're Still You ( Josh Groban ) Through the darkness I can see your light And you will always shine And I can feel youre heart in mine Your face I memorized I idolize just you I look up to Everything you are In my eyes you do no wrong Ive loved you for so long And after all is said and done Youre still you After all Youre still you You walk past me I can feel your pain Time changes everything One truth always stays the same Youre still you After all Youre still you I look up to Everything you are In my eyes you do no wrong And I believe in you Although you never asked me to I will remember you And what life put you through And in this cruel and lonely world Ive found one love Youre still you After all Youre still you

Josh Groban - Don't Give Up (you Are Loved)
Don't Give Up (You Are Loved) ( Josh Groban ) Don't give up It's just the weight of the world When your heart's heavy, I I will lift it for you Don't give up Because you want to be heard If silence keeps you, I I will break it for you Everybody wants to be understood Well I can hear you Everybody wants to be loved Don't give up Because you are loved Don't give up It's just the hurt That you hide When you're lost inside, I I'll be there to find you Don't give up Because you want to burn bright If darkness blinds you I I will shine to guide you Everybody wants to be understood Well I can hear you Everybody wants to be loved Don't give up Because you are loved You are loved Don't give up It's just the weight of the world Don't give up Everyone needs to be loved You are loved

Josh's Fight
A good friend of mine from the Marine Corps was in his first Cage fight two weeks ago. I felt bad cause I couldn't go. But it was my sons B-day and my family was in town so he understood..He has been training for this for a while and he didn't disappoint. He is the shaved head guy in the video...He kicks some ass.....Well watch the video and enjoy.....

Joshua Needs Help, I Am Offering Something!
Joshua is working on a VIP contest He needs 10,000 comments. He will give 100 rates of pictures or stash for ever 100 comments left! I will also do 2 name tags for every 100 comments left for him. He has a week to finish this and still has over 6k to go! Click Here to Bomb!

Joshua Ray Dunn R.i.p.
Joshua Raymond ‘Josh' Dunn Published: July 16, 2008 Aug. 26, 1979-July 11, 2008 Joshua Raymond "Josh" Dunn, 28, of Umatilla died Friday, July 11, 2008, near Boardman as the result of a motor vehicle accident. A celebration of his life service is scheduled at 2 p.m. Sunday at the Hermiston Christian Center. Mr. Dunn was born Aug. 26, 1979, in Klamath Falls to Raymond and Elizabeth Mills Dunn. He was raised and attended school in Klamath Falls. He attended Mount Hood Community College in Gresham before returning to Klamath Falls, where he worked at Diamond Lumber Yard. He moved to Irrigon in 2006 and later to Umatilla. He had recently began working as a forklift driver at Morrow Cold Storage in Boardman. He was a member of the Hermiston Christian Center. He enjoyed riding his motorcycle, hunting, fishing, working out, and spending time with his nieces, nephews, his family, and his cat "Skippy John." Mr. Dunn is survived by his mother, Elizabeth Dunn-Crispi

"josh Silver, Freepress.net"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2008 10:49:52 -0500 From: list@freepress.net To: Subject: Comcast's $3.3 Billion Dear colin, Comcast is getting ready to appeal last week’s FCC ruling. We need your help to fight back. Support the Free Press Action Fund right now A few days ago, the FCC dealt Comcast a crushing blow -- ruling that the cable giant had no right to block consumers’ access to the open Internet. But that landmark victory for Net Neutrality is already in danger. Comcast is working to reverse or dilute the FCC’s ruling, and we need your help to stop them. Defend Our Net Neutrality Victory: Donate Now While Comcast’s lobbyists look for ways to weaken or sidestep the FCC’s 3-2 mandate, its lawyers are getting ready to challenge the ruling in court. They know -- and we know -- that if Internet users win this first major Net Neutrality battle, Big Media’s dreams of controlling and

Joshnu///"stimulating Phone Talk"
=== 'joshNU' wrote the following at '2009-02-28 09:28:57'.. > > > > > > Hello from Josh. Nice to meet you! You game for some hot, stimulating phone talk? Check me out and get back with me if you are interested. > === 'Brandi Lynne' wrote the following at '2009-02-28 12:34:53'.. > > > > haha no thanks.. i like guys who arent dicks === 'joshNU' wrote the following at '2009-02-28 12:38:00'.. > > And I like woman who are not rude and fat. sent: 02/28/2009 12:39 pm if im fat why are you asking me for phone sex? im sorry that i become rude because you so RUDELY asked me for phone sex. & thanks for thinking im fat AFTER the fact of asking me Yeah.. so i guess i dont understand that whole deal.. if any of you think im fat & rude then dont talk to me.. and dont try to get me to have phone sex with you and when i turn your dumb ass down then try to attack me. Some of you on here are just pathetic.!

Joshua Tenzley.
I see nothing in your eyes, and the more I see the less I like.Is it over yet, in my head?I know nothing of your kind, and I won't reveal your evil mind.Is it over yet? I can't win.So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left.I know that I can find the fire in your eyes.I'm going all the way, get away, please.[Chorus:]You take the breath right out of me.You left a hole where my heart should be.You got to fight just to make it through,'cause I will be the death of you.This will be all over soon.Pour salt into the open wound.Is it over yet? Let me in.So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left.I know that I can find the fire in your eyes.I'm going all the way, get away, please.[Chorus:]You take the breath right out of me.You left a hole where my heart should be.You got to fight just to make it through,'cause I will be the death of you.[Bridge]I'm waiting, I'm praying, realize, start hiding.[Chorus:]You take the breath right out of me.You left a hole where my heart should be.

Joshua Radin - These Photographs
You're Sylvia Plath As you drift from the bath. I hand you a robe And so it goes, The moment'll pass. You're Simone de Beauvoir As you get out the car. The way you read me, No one can see me Is you are. And these photographs keep me alive. Chorus: Babe, here's your song. Babe, it took too long To find in your eyes My best surprise. You're Nina Simone When you talk on the phone. You sing to me And I'm truly No longer alone. You're Mary Cassatt When people tell you you're not. You're like a child. All the while I need you a lot. And these photographs keep me alive. Chorus. And I wanna know what you know And I wanna go where you go These things remind me of These things remind me of These things remind me of you.

Joss Stone - For The Love Of You
"For The Love Of You" Feels good Feels good to me Feels good Feels good to me Drifting on a memory Ain't no place I'd rather be, no, Than with you Loving you Day will make a way for night All we need is candlelight And a D'Angelo song Ooh, so soft and so long Glad to be here alone with a lover like no other Sad to see a new horizon slowly coming into view I wanna be living for the love of you All that I'm giving is for the, for the love of you Lovely as a ray of sun that touches me when the morning comes Feels good to me My love and me, ooh Smoother than a gentle breeze Blowing through my mind, weary Soft as can be when you're loving me When you're loving me Love to be riding on the waves of your love Enchanted with your touch It seems to me we can sail together in and out of misery I wanna be living for the love of you All that I'm giving is for the love of you I wanna be living for the love of you All that I'm giving, giving, ooh, is for the love o

Joss Whedon On Passion
“Passion, it lies in all of us, sleeping... waiting... and though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir... open its jaws and howl. It speaks to us... guides us... passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace... but we would be hollow... Empty rooms shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead.” Joss Whedon quotes

Jouer Vidéos Hd Et Dvd Sur New Galaxy Player 5.8
Avec la nouvelle version du Samsung Galaxy Player 5.8 qui n'est pas censé lire toutes les vidéos HD, Digiarty offre une solution pour convertir DVD en image ISO, sono voiture pas cher MOD et M2TS à AVI Galaxy Player 5.8 pris en charge, MP4, 3GP, WMV, ASF, MKV et FLV vidéos . Avec la nouvelle version du Samsung Galaxy Player 5,8 avec super grand écran de 5,8 pouces, Digiarty Software Inc, un logiciel multimédia contributive développement et la vulgarisation de l'entreprise, recommande son bien accueilli HD Video Converter - WinX Video Converter HD Deluxe à tous les utilisateurs de la nouvelle Galaxy joueur, qui sont censés avoir de la difficulté à regarder des DVD ISO image, HD-caméscope MOD, TOD, MTS et M2TS vidéos sur le lecteur multimédia portable fonctionnant sous Google Android 4.0. Peu importe que ce soit une bonne idée de faire entrer la poche de pantalon, il est indéniable de regarder les vidéos HD sur grand écran de manière portable. Cependant, image ISO DVD et vidéos de c

A Jouney
Life has been a bitch to say the least, but the journey has shaped my life as such to where i am able to recognize when I have found her. I have seen the worst that humanity has to offer. I have hated, despised, wanted to see the people that have tried to ruin me suffer, but through it all I have not let those urges change the basic core of me. I have a passion that is unyielding and I have been trying to find the one to give it too. I found her...she is my Angel. When I found her I knew she was the one...I love her with all that I have to give. A moment away from her is painful. It just not becasue she is a new girl. I have had many new girls, but not a single one of them have elicited the emotions I have for her. I know that I can tell her anything and she will not judge me or tell me I am being stupid. She is very beautiful, but there is more to her than her physical beauty. She amazes me with her words, the kindness in her voice, the fire in her eyes, and how she makes time for

Jouneys
the journeys that a person makes are easy or hard; but they always begin with that little step that matters; after that things begin to get clearer and sometimes easier. So when you make that first step; make it count!

Journey
Pulling me down into the abyss of the self, I tumble and stumble and crumble and fall into the darkness of your heart. Unknown paths intertwine with mine showing me nothing of where they lead, curving and turning and swerving into themselves. Lost as I am I believe that the light of love will guide me to you, to the warmth of your embrace, the sweet flavor of your lips, the deep ocean in your eyes. So onward and downward and spiraling forward I journey towards you, from you, into you. I journey...

A Journey Together
A Journey Together by LadyAriele © Lead me on this journey Take my hand and let’s travel together Camp in the mountains Bend me over a log Have your way with me Out in the open Sit and watch the sunset On sandy beaches Make love to the roar of the ocean Bonfire burning brightly Illuminating Bodies entwined in a passionate embrace Swim naked in majestic lakes Droplets of water adorning bare skin Erect nipples A visual display of lust And my need for you Dance with me sky clad Under the full moon Our arms raising in unison Bodies moving sensuously To a beat Only we can hear

The Journey
"Now we will feel no rain, for each of us will be shelter to the other. Now we will feel no cold, for each of us will be warmth to the other. Now there is no loneliness. We are two bodies, but there is one life before us. And one home. When evening falls, I'll look up, and there you will be. I'll take your hand, you'll take mine. And we'll turn together to look at the road we traveled to reach this, the hour of happiness. It stretches behind us, even as the future lies ahead. A long and winding road, whose every turning means discovery. Old hopes, new laughter, shared tears, The adventure has just begun."

A Journey
A Journey A journey of the mind, the body, of the soul, A means of discovery, to find yourself, For a road shall be present but with several paths, Choose your path without fear of mistake. A journey of the mind is to be thoughtful, A means to enlighten your self, To be knowledgeable and careful, Yet to be free to walk by your own strength. A journey of the body is to be strong, A means of building yourself in strength, To be broken down and rebuilt from within, A way to become the force behind your thought. A journey of the soul is to find peace, A means to become one with yourself, For you to become the bearer of your person, To carry your emotions for all of yourself. It is a journey of your equal, A search to find your companion, A desire to be complete, to have your heart filled, This journey is to become all that you wish for. This journey is like the stars, For solitude may wear on the patient as well, Like the shooting star you make your final journey,

The Journey Home
So many years, now i'm so far away from the land I once called my home brothers, sisters, mothers and fathers i'm in a land where honor's not known old ways of the north are forgotten and the loss is great of our blood the times and faiths of our people are destroyed in a dark flood in a hurry they race for destruction they claim they do what they should meanwhile this world rots itself saying they did what they could people of pure heart now haters of men lost in a world so deranged my faith in this world is all but lost to be good and pure is to be strange left forgotten and to fade I live my life reaching up to that old sky visions of fathers in their halls how I now long to die! this world that hates me one day I will leave my flesh will rot in the soil but I will be with our folk again in Valhalla forever more! hear me Alfather let my cry reach your ears don't forsake your son...who has suffered for years let me one day make the journey home

Journey
On sweetest day on this our eighth year There are few things I want you to hear I know sometimes I am not what you hoped And most of the time I'm pretty doped But my love for you still grows to this day So intense nothing could make me go astray For my Love is stronger than ever Love so secure, it could only last forever Remember from this day I still have so many feelings to display And I intend on showing you each and every one Because our lifelong journey has just begun ©~Ted E. Brown II October 20, 2006 **For My Wife Dragongirl**

The Journey
This poem was given to me by my foster children's counselor when she saw that I was burning out. I have been told by too many lately that I "cannot save the world." But I was determined to save those I can in my little corner. This has become detrimental to my own sanity and well being. One cannot help others if one is also broken. So I printed this poem and framed it. I hung it where I could read it daily. It has helped immensely. I hope that it can help someone else also... Love and peace, Singing Hawk The Journey by Mary Oliver One day you finally knew what you had to do, and began, though the voices around you kept shouting their bad advice--— though the whole house began to tremble and you felt the old tug at your ankles. “Mend my life!” each voice cried. But you didn’t stop. You knew what you had to do, though the wind pried with its stiff fingers at the very foundations, though their melancholy was t

The Journey Back To Our Loacl Hospital In Our Home Town
This blog has taken me a whille to do as it means in this one not only will you learn about my daughter but you will also learn some more about me.Before i had my daughter i uesd to be a fairly private person but through her i have had to open up alot.As you carry on reading this you will learn something about me. So now by the end off her second week doctors felt she was stable enough to be transferred back home.The staff every day called my local hospital and three others in our county and eventually a bed came up at my local hospital for us.We were in a sense at last going home.My mum and her partner came to pick me up on the day that we were going back home to our local hospital.Iwas able to see her go in the amberlance but there wasnt any room for me.Off course we coulndt keep up with the amberlance so i prayed she would get back and nothing would happen to her. Well nothing did happen to her and we arrived back to our local hospital she was placed in an ioslation room just to h

Journey
LIFE’S A JOURNEY Ever take a road trip just driving in your car Sometimes the road will be straight and smooth And it seems like nothing can come in your way For one can see for miles, nothing ahead but smooth sailing So it is the foot to the pedal full steam ahead One just steams ahead without a care in the world Not paying attention to what is around them Not see where they are or what can happen But then something happens They break down in the middle of no where There they are standing there looking around Lost in the middle of who knows where With no where to turn… nor know where to go Shaking their head wondering why me Not a clue to how or why Maybe one should have paid attention to the road signs One that said next exit 100 miles Or should have check the tires at last stop How about the little noise or ping one blew off What ever it did not matter …………then Now it does and you shake your head wondering Thinking that you should have paid attention

Journey Through The Pressure
Pushing the will Being the light Where I have been I came for The process of trying to act at heart It will fade out Thoughts will wind No one mind They offer you when you come So alone I'm cutting here And water is blood when you come The sky moves faster At this time you will

The Journey Continues...
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005 7:17 pm Created by Chellie (Me) The Journey Continues... It's still the same, dark and alone. The demons are fighting their way in, and I have no place to escape. These demons are within me from the experiences I have known...they hide within my very soul...gnawing at my every existence. I want to scream, but I have no voice...I want to release these things within me that are so twisted and frayed. So many walls building up around me, so little time to tear them down. The distance grows near, and yet, I am in an empty space. Within myself. Nothing seems to break the silence I have created for myself. I'm not strong enough to raise my sword and fight these demons alone. I fall to my knees and tremble, asking God to just end the pain "NOW"...I scream..."Now God, just take all these dark places from my memory!" I'm walking step by step towards something now...not exactly sure what it is..I pull back a few steps..."I'm scared God"..."You have g

Journal 20 Circa November 15th, 2000
*Six Year Old Journal Entry Just So No One Thinks I've Developed Issues Overnight* Well what can I say...the thoughts just keep pouring through my mind, but I can't seem to find an outlet for them. I can understand why I have so many nervous breakdowns now. It all backs up until it trips the circuit breaker. In a semi relationship consisting of somewhat meaningless sex with a woman who has more emotional problems than I do. Doesn't seem to make sense as to why I'd set my self up for destruction like this. I know full well I'm only her 'fuck buddy'. God knows she's made that quite clear every time I try to get to know her better, yet I can't help but get attached to people that I'm sleeping with. Damn conscious won't allow me to have sex without consequences. What a world we've made for ourselves, huh? We came from nothing and we return to nothing yet in between there we're supposed to make something of ourselves. Damned if I know where to begin. I keep trying and I keep coming u

Journey Of Life
Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others, It is because we are different that each of us is special. Do not set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know wht is best for you. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless. Do not let your life slip through your fingers By living in the past nor for the future. By living your life one day at time, you live all the days of your life. Do not give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds is to each other. Do not be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Do not shut out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly. In addidtion, the best way to

The Journey
AS THEY SAY THEIR VOWS THE HEAVENS REJOICE THEY JOIN TOGETHER ONE SOUL, ONE VOICE AN ANGELIC BEAUTY DRESSED ALL IN WHITE A HANDSOME MAN BASKING IN HER HEAVENLY LIGHT THEY STARTED AS TWO AND NOW ARE AS ONE THEY PROMISED TO CHERISH, TO HONOR, TO LOVE BEFORE THEIR FAMILIES, THEIR FRIENDS, AND GOD ABOVE THE HEAVENS HAVE OPENED THE ANGELS HAVE SUNG THE OLD JOURNEY ENDS THE NEW HAS BEGUN © TAMMY REED 1997

The Journys Of A Vivid Mind
i close my eyes, and my soul flys,the many miles to be by your side. its like a movie in my mind,but much more.i feel the softness of you skin,the caressof your hair.the whisper of your voice in my ear.i feel the heat of your lips on mine,and smile at the happiness i felt. but then i open my eyes and relize,no matter how magnetic my heart draws to you and can not shortin the miles. and i wonder are these memories a blessing to remind me of the days to come. or a nightmare that will replay in my heart of the love i sought ,but never reliesed.

Journalists And Canadians
February 2002 by Dr. William Pierce A few years ago, when I first began describing the lemming phenomenon, I had the naïve idea that lemmings were mostly a pretty dull bunch: grossly overweight couch potatoes who munched snacks while they watched television and believed everything they were told. I thought that intelligence was a reasonably good guarantee that a person wasn't a lemming. Since then I've learned that isn't true. I believe there probably is some correlation between intelligence and the ability to think independently, on the average, but there certainly are many, many intelligent men and women who are just as much lemmings as the dullest couch potato or baseball fan. Talking to journalists helped me understand that. Many of the journalists with whom I've spoken in the past few years have been at least a little more intelligent, quicker witted, better educated, and generally more knowledgeable than the average member of the population. My estimate is that, on the a

The Journey
Where solice is found There is a comfort in knowing who you really are In these intimate moments All by yourself You find a yearning A waiting being filled by an unknown presence You at first are afraid or uneasy Then u release and let go Become one with what you are experiencing Never letting an outside source take you down Endure the trails Climb to the very top Now stop Look around you See where you have been Look where you could go So many choices So little time it seems to make the right one Now choose a path but if you find its the wrong one You can always just turn around and go back The passions that rise inside keep building Crescent waves of joy you may find In the simple things of life Let go of all the past regrets They will just hold you back But do take that critisim when it comes and goes As iron sharpens iron So can you climb the valleys and hills in life You too can let the right emotions take control And you can reall

Journeys
wherever life takes you... on gentle breezes,beneath bright skies,over smooth waters.... love goes with you. through stormy weather, under dark clouds,near rocky shores, love goes with you. from the safety of harbor to the ends of the earth, love goes with you.....always

The Journey Of Life!!
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW -- What a Ride!"

Journey - "faithfully"
Highway run Into the midnight sun Wheels go round and round You're on my mind Restless hearts Sleep alone tonight Sending all my love Along the wire They say that the road Ain't no place to start a family Right down the line It's been you and me And lovin' a music man Ain't always what it's supposed to be Oh, girl, you stand by me I'm forever yours Faithfully Circus life Under the big top world We all need the clowns To make us smile Through space and time Always another show Wondering where I am Lost without you And being apart Ain't easy on this love affair Two strangers learn to fall in love again I get the joy of rediscovering you Oh, girl, you stand by me I'm forever yours Faithfully Whooa, oh-oh-ooh Whooa, oh-oh-ooh, oh Whooa, oh-oh-oh, oh-whoooooa-oh Faithfully I'm still yours I'm forever yours Ever yours Faithfully

Journalist Says Fleischer Was Source Of Cia Leak
Journalist Says Ari Fleischer Was Source of CIA Leak 12 Feb 2007 Washington Post reporter Walter Pincus testified in court this morning that then-White House press secretary Ari Fleischer, not I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, was the first person to tell him that a prominent critic of the Iraq war was married to undercover CIA officer Valerie Plame. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/12/AR2007021200588.html

A Journey Of A Heart
A year of tears has flown so slowly not much laughter for the truly lonely Oh! there had been such moments - brilliant smiles when hope and trust had surged forward for a while. The stars had shone more brightly with you - life passed quickly as passions grew. Talking our language - knowing few understood wanting our spirits to fly if only they could. So many tears - all caused by laughter Saying beautiful things without regret after. Then suddenly silence roared loudly at me I sensed a fear - it really wasn't difficult to see that your dark demons were at war with us, discussion with them was completely pointless. So the sweet tears that flowed turned suddenly sour as disappointment weighed heavier by the hour. The thunder compelled me to think of you making my heart pound as you used to do. Alone at night, I longed for you to get in touch wanting to simply share our connection again so much. Then one night as the moonlight was dying you approached me and said it

Journey ♥
Don't Stop Believin' Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world She took the midnight train going anywhere Just a city boy Born and raised in South Detroit He took the midnight train going anywhere A singer in a smoky room A smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on CHORUS: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlight people, living just to find emotion Hiding somewhere in the night Working hard to get my fill Everybody wants a thrill Paying anything to roll the dice Just one more time Some will win, some will lose Some were born to sing the blues Oh the movie never ends It goes on and on and on and on CHORUS Don't stop believing Hold on to that feeling Streetlight people

Journeys Of Hope And Despair....
can be quite exasperating. A friend of mine has posted a blog about the story of his journey through this despairing journey and the journey, now, towards renewed hope. He wrote it very eloquently and I had to respond. "Journeys are always facing us in our lives; they just take on differing faces all the time. I love to read what you write about because you are able to express your feelings in a way that makes sense and is so identifiable with similar journeys that I have trodden upon myself. I KNOW that you will see the light as you face a new love that will take away the depression and darkness that clouds your journey at this time. Trust me, while the new love will bring forth a light, you will be embarking upon another journey to discovering renewed trust, commitment, and love like you have never experienced before. Journeys never really end; just take on new faces. I have told folks that I am always on a new journey, always on a quest for something new. I beli

Journey
Journey As a child I was young and naïve Being wild and free Seeking out adventure Till I became a teen As a teen I was full of good intentions Helping all that I would see Paving the road in life Wondering were it leads me Now in my twenties Standing at the Gates of Hell With death all around me My path I couldn’t tell The Devil greeted me slyly Standing at the door Come on in my friend Lets just have one more He took me by the hand For no other path I could see Down the hall of Seven Sins A walk that altered me Entering the room of Shattered Dreams Fear came crashing down on me What has my life become? But a faded memory The Devil’s laughter filled the room As I bolted for the door With darkness all around me I fell to the floor As I lay there crying Wondering how this could be I prayed to find a light To come rescue me Then I heard a voice Calling out to me Come with me my child For I shall set you free The voice soun

A Journey
ill tease and excite with my wit and charm i say sexy things to cause you alarm make you sit up and beg for what i can give an erotic journey is where we begin a scarf made of silk to bind your hands tight a feather to tickle and tease and delight small strokes over your body with lips of blood red small kisses ill place atop of your head a slow dance is in order for only you to see no touching at all the fun is for me with each item of clothing dropped to the floor you rise to the ocassion and cant stand no more you want to be with me inside me and out to feel me and kiss me and make my lips pout make me yours and ill do these wicked things just for you i know that you want me cause i want you too so kiss me and tell me your wicked little delights and ill let you keep me and warm up your nights

Journal Entry
This is a journal entry for one of my classes... it ended up being a very in depth look at a part of my life I wanted to share this with you, my friends So you know me a little better "Description of a time in your life when you learned or did something well." I have chosen to write about something that took place when I was 16 years old. I come from a broken home. My parents were never married, and both have married people that treated me very poorly all along. When I was sixteen, I went to spend a month with my father (whom I was trying to reconnect with due my grandmother on his sides constant complaining about our relationship) And, while I had never been close to my father, I up and moved to Stockton in June of 2002. As if trying to reconnect with my father was not hard enough, I also had to learn how to get along with my step mother. Now, I was only sixteen, still a child really, but I took the initiative and tried my best to get along with both of them. I was

----- Journey ----- A Poem.
----- Journey ----- Where walks Love's quiet journeyings, calmness in the bright light of shining day, peace and passion in the warm depth of night, Here exists that which T/two Souls Live as Truth: that modest unassuming security of total trust, that calm and loyal knowledge of internal integrity, to see T/them thus would be in and of itself an Experience: To BE T/them is a Treasured, Honoured Joy. ________________________________ For My beLoved nikki, Ever and Always, In Love, ^Uyraell^. 3/12/2007, Mar.12.

The Journey
It's 2am, I'm still so awake My mind is clear, as to what is at stake What began a hopeless dream Has become a reality, beautiful seen Two people who believed, there lives on hold Have crossed a deminision, where dreams will unfold The journey will be long As the miles move in song The sun will set, in the mountains so near The journey will end and their love will be clear How they got to this place is a story to be told How they wished and wondered is the dream that unfolds Eyes finally meet, we see the loving smiles Their journey has finally ended, after so many miles

Journal #2
As I sit here on a beautiful day lookin out the window at my lil girl playing in the warm sun, i think to myself..self you need a vacation. you work too damn much and never have time for play. So soon very soon I am going to make more time... i have to or I am gonna go nuts.Ha ha anyone got any ideas what i should do? ha ha just blowin off steam here. UGH school is hard and not getting better i got 3 more years to go with my residency still to do yet. SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!! muah kisses too all

A Journey Of Friendship
A Journey Of Friendship Sometimes it's difficult to tell you what your friendship has meant to me over the years. When things were bad, I knew that you always cared. When things were good, I knew no one was happier for me than you. Your unwavering love has been an anchor in my life. Even when we didn't agree, I knew without doubt that you still cared. Do you know that caring is returned each day? That I think of you often and only wish you the very best in life. I hope our journey is always traveled together, because without you in my life I would be missing a large part of my heart. Sending this to you with much love. Hi Frnds Gud Mrning 2 All...

Journey
Barking down a journey, That will end one day. Not knowing for sure If I’m heading in the, right direction. A journey, I was once so afraid of. Is now my hopes and dreams. A journey that there was not a light at the end, Now shines as bright. As the angel that spoke To the shepherds. For many walk down this Journey with me For they know who They are I will be in debt with them Because This I could never pay back This journey has taught Me many things Hard lessons that I had to learn on my own For I have a long distance Before my journey will end And I, look forward to more Trails and tributes For I will grow Wise and strong I will survive this Journey They call life. And at the end of the journey I hope that all will remember me. October 31, 2006

A Journey In Darkness
I walk along this frozen road With nothing but the ruthless wind as my guide I've been here many times before Crying frozen tears for the life I still live Again I reach out in the dark Still nothing's there for me Everything seems so meaningless On this Journey into Darkness If this is how it's meant to be Then let the end come take me tonight I sail along these frozen waters With nothing but the deadly silence as my guide I've been here many times before Crying frozen tears for the grave that lies empty Again I reach out in the dark Still nothing's there for me Everything seems so meaningless On this Journey into Darkness If this is how it's meant to be Then let the end come take me tonight

Journey On
After my last year in prison,I was never the same.While I was ther, I took several bible courses and led bible studies an eventually earned several bible course commendations. But I made a lot of enemies. Its not too advantageous in prison society to be a christian. In prison society its a different world. I experienced a culture shock in my first stint in there. You fight or you get punked. Well, I wasn't no punk.At 19, I weighed 270 lbs of redneck attitude. I wss in shape.I worked out, studied some in martial arts for protection.More because I prided myself in being the best physically that I could. so, I fit in very quickly in my new home. The reality that hits you in your first night there and the steel door slams behind you as you are pushed wearing into a cell. I had the top bunk. I lay there staring at the ceiling. My freedom was gone. I grew meaner in my first year. Survival is an instinct that is not taught by man's society. Oh, you say what about the military? Well, a soldier

Journey On 2
I can remember after the deputy sheriff led me away in handcuffs, the uncanny joy that I was experiencing! I was not high or drunk on any thing for once in my life. Drugs became the great escape that I used in my youth trying to escape the realities of a troubled youth. My daddy was killed when I was 2 yrs old. He was shot in the back of the head while riding in the back seat of a car being pursued by a local sherrif deputy. The driver was one of my dads friends.It was the 4th of July and he was supposed to be coming right back to take my mom and me to the parade. My mom tells me a an eerie feeling she got when he told her not to worry.He said that he did not intend on being someone who died on the highway that day. He was 19. I did not celebrate the 4th of July or see fireworks for 26 years.

Journey On 3
At 18 with a new 1981 Pontiac Trans Am Nascar edition, What an awesome car!!! I met new friends.Life was lived a little faster. I had realities I was running from. I dated my best friends sister. She turned out to be different.My first girlfriend. In the 1980's, she was in the closet. Me? I met her at 15. I didn't know there were any other closets other than the one in my bedroom! At the same time my friend, my high school best friend ,secretly gets aliking for my mom. He gets her pregnant and that is when I find out about it.All at once!!! 18! The drama that was too great for my young mind to handle. I lost it! I whited out. I remember enough that I found myself standing on his porch with a double barrel staring him in the face while he begged me not to shoot him. His mother came out and joined in on the pleas. I lowered the gun and turned and walked away on a friendship forever for the first time in my life. I found Charlie. The next phase of my troubled path. Through him, I learned

Journey On- The Promise
The 90\'s brought a new expectancy and excitement with them. My old life was on the way out and a new adventure was about to further my quest. I left prison after 1989 with a new direction.One that I was ready to jump into with both feet! You see, after I got to the jail after my promise to God, Something did happen. I was ther for about 2 weeks when my probation officer came to see me. She informs me that I am not there on serious offence { probation violation-failing to report 2 consecutive times} So when the court date comes, she is going to have me released. Hey! Alright ! I am outta here!!! I was ready to go home.But I had not opened the bible once and had fallen into the prison routine again and had forgotten the promise. My day in court soon arrived. I was feeling very fine. I was about to sink my teeth into home cooked meals again! Where would I eat first? I was being brought before the judge. I stood there in my assurance of freedom. The judge read the charge and asked me if I

The Journey (a Poem)
The Journey I can smell the sweetness, the nectar of god-like beings; their sanctuary calling me. Limitless consumption, my body craves the bosom of sedated knowledge. Lost in confusion, my thoughts are adrift within realms of twilight and the lies it tells. I ride the waves to the land beyond, the tide carrying me farther until I can no longer see the edge of reality, its blinding coldness just a memory etched upon my soul. © Lizette Sinclair 2007

The Journey
Tracking up and down the beach line, trying to find what is mine. I walk here and there throught it all, rain and snow, witer, spring and fall. Bouncing around from day to day, sometimes wondering to and fro in every way. The emotions wondering and running wild, sometimes its hyper, and sometimes its mild. Hoping everything is accomplished right, when it comes to the end of this journey's sight.

The Journey Begins.
This is the beginning really of MY story of my life and what I have survived. I started it a few years ago and have put off writing more.. but I think that may change. it is shown through a fictional characters eyes.... I hope you enjoy. She sat by the stream under her favorite tree. “Sometimes it seems like you're my only true friend.” she said to her reflection. “Then again, you can also be my biggest enemy.” she threw a pebble into the water and sighed “So this is where you're hiding.” she heard a familiar voice behind her. “How'd you find me?” she asked Adon, as she continued to stare into the water. “My secret.” she could feel the smile in his voice. “Care if I join ya Lyssa?” “Whatever.” she shrugged her shoulders. “So whatcha doing?” he asked as he sat down next to her. “Thinking.” she simply stated. “About?” “Don't really want to talk about it.” “Ok.” She stared at her reflection in the stream. In the corner of her eye she saw him lean back on his arm

Journey
Like the sand in the hourglass, with each moment all can change. Is it fate or are we truely the ones that create this time. All the tears have fallen and I giggle to myself knowing I am the one who has created this pain. I let myself feel, to hope that all would be as it should. Not seeing that it already is. I can change my actions, yet not who I am. I am proud of all that I am and who I will be in this life or anyother. My smile can bring me to a peaceful surrounding, my laugh can bring you for the ride. I shall not judge, I will be true to you as I am to me. Close your eyes take this journey with me and see as I do.T han you tell me in your whisper voice what is real. Bring me into your soulso that we may be one and whole. I promise you my all. I will hold you tight so that you will never fall. Love is life so my life is yours, I gave you my tears now I shall take all your fears and blow them away to a far away place where bubbles roam with no chance of ever fading in

A Journey Of Love
Even when you do not do it very well, The physical and emotional submission to another is an act of love so strong that it is impossible to imagine unless you have experienced it. I swirl the amber liquid in my glass Looking into it as though it may be a crystal ball My head is full of what ifs, if only’s Inside I sink with dispair. The clasping fingers of another night Have closed around me No light no sunshine, Only this grating emptiness It is for you, who crept so silently Into the womb of my soul you, too whom I ache too please Who draws my despair by your displeasure. I did not open my heart to listen I did not open my eyes to see what I should There is no magic wand to rewind No way to edit the passage of time. Each breath is like breathing the heat of fire Each heart beat another sting of my wounds No punishment can be more than my own No words can hurt more than your silence. Adoring you should be my completeness But learning too give is my j

Journal
In an LDD relationship communication is the key to a better life. Most women who may have wanted to be disciplined have always had a hard time chatting about it, for fear of what others even their husbands might say about them. By keeping a daily journal the submissive wife can write down her ideas, how she feels the LDD is progressing, how her spankings have helped her, her misbehaviors, along with other issues that might be affecting her submission. It take a great deal of honesty for a wife to write about what misbehaviors she may have has when her HOH is not present or did not know about, because these may end with her bottom being spanked. The HOH should read the journal weekly, to help with understanding how she feels when she is disciplined. A wife should be able to write down every thought, whether she found her last spanking to be to harsh, to little, unjust, ineffective, and what she learned from her disciplines. The HOH should use this information as a reason to discu

Journey "lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'"
LOVIN' TOUCHIN' SQUEEZIN' Lyrics Artist(Band):Journey You make me weep and wanna die Just when you said we'd try Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other When I'm alone, all by myself You're out with someone else Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other You're tearing me apart, every every day You're tearing me apart Oh what can I say You're tearing me apart It won't be long yet, till your alone When your lover, oh he hasn't come home Cuz he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another He's tearin' you apart Oh every every day He's tearin' you apart Oh girl what can you say? Cus he's lovin', touchin' another Now it's your turn, girl, to cry Na na na na na na (Repeats)

A Journey In My Heart
The Journey in my heart every morning when I wake up Till the time I fall asleep I Dream about my time with you and wish you here with me I know the miles are longer keeping our love so far apart But miles can not separate us I feel you in my heart though the journey seems so far at times I want to cry I close my eyes and shut them tight and envision you looking in my eyes why the journey of destiny Makes me ache for your touch Building fire and lust within me I will love you just as much someday when the winds blow you my way I will wrap your arms around me and thank the heavens above they showed me your the one

Journey (to My Forever)
She took all the worries from my hands as I entered her room The lights were dim...music played Our friendship was crossing the line...we allowed it Her voice seemed to play a silhouette As she whispered there's a full moon tonight Her eyes blossomed with reflections of water The wounds of past loves lay open...for both of us I never saw her, though she was always there I never touched her, though she was always within my reach And as the course of walking from one love to another fell beneath me, I yearned to discover the path she held The water in her eyes fell down her cheek If this was love than I truly never knew it before As her lips slowly made contact with mine, her tears ran down my face My aura fell from my body as her naked flesh grazed my own I was displaced Like a rainbow of light flashed before my face and my eyes where not yet prepared...I never saw it coming...though I never blinked I was making love... I taste

The Journey & The End
Life is a bad joke, Told by a cruel individual. You keep telling yourself it gets better. But the truth is, it only gets worse. The problems you deal with as a child, Are preparations for those you deal with as a teen. Those you deal with as a teen, Are preparing you for the life of an adult. You tell yourself it’ll get better it has to. But truth be known it’s just the beginning. It’s the beginning of an end. And it’s an end you’ll soon desire. Momma always said, “Life’s not fair And whoever told you it was, lied.” But she should’ve told me also, Life has no attainable desires. Why do we even try? It does no good. We can only get so far, for it sees all. It is a powerful thing with godly powers. And will never allow you to achieve your dreams you so desire. They say what doesn’t break you, Will make you stronger. But each time it tries, It takes a small piece of something deep inside. Then one day, you open your eyes to see. And find all that’s lef

Journal Entry Of A Subordinate Group Member
So tonight for school, we had to write a fictional journal entry of a subordinate group member who had a place within the United States' history. I wanted to do Iraqi Americans, but I thought African Americans would be easier and less time consuming doing researching considering I learned all about slavery, the Middle Passage (I think thats right) and other things of that nature in school. Tell me what yins think of my fictional journal entry. Thanks :) ------------------------ In the mid 1800’s, my family and I were shipped from Africa, to the white men in the free America. I was 15, my little sister 13 and my mother and father along with others within our African community were along for the journey. The long trip cost 62 out of the 218 of us to die from famine, dehydration, disease and onboard rebellion against the white men. It was horrible to see some of our closest friends and even extended family die slow and horrible deaths. We were unloaded from the European shi

Journey No One Can Touch Em !!!!!!11
Loving, Touching, Squeezin' Journey You make me weep and wanna die Just when you said we'd try Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other When I'm alone, all by myself You're out with someone else Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other You're tearing me apart, every every day You're tearing me apart Oh what can I say You're tearing me apart It won't be long yet, till your alone When your lover, oh he hasn't come home Cuz he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another He's tearin' you apart Oh every every day He's tearin' you apart Oh girl what can you say? Cus he's lovin', touchin' another Now it's your turn, girl, to cry Na na na na na na

A Journey Ends.. Another Begins Anew...
Well... It has happened. I no longer hold a collar to Master Mirror. I suppose it was going to happen at some point.. It always does. Though I do not regret loosing the collar. Perhaps he was right in his words.. I do not need him anymore. And perhaps even I do not need a Master at all anymore. The experience I had in serving him was both intense and wonderful. I would not change those experiences for anything in the world. As with my other Masters I have learned so much. Same with him. Though I am unsure if I have experienced as much with the others. Emotionally or otherwise. I feel refreshed in some ways being on my own... and who knows.. perhaps I can teach hubby to be my Master.. which to me would be the ultimate in what I've wanted all along. One journey has ended in my story of submission.. and I will always look kindly to it... and now.. another journey begins anew.

Journey- Wheel In The Sky
Winter is here again oh lord, Havent been home in a year or more I hope she holds on a little longer Sent a letter on a long summer day Made of silver, not of clay Ive been runnin down this dusty road Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin I dont know where Ill be tomorrow Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin Ive been trying to make it home Got to make it before too long I cant take this very much longer Im stranded in the sleet and rain Dont think Im ever gonna make it home again The mornin sun is risin Its kissing the day (chorus) Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin I dont know where Ill be tomorrow Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin

Journey- Who's Cryin Now
Its been a mystery and still they try to see Why somethin good can hurt so bad Caught on a one-way street, the taste of bittersweet Love will survive somehow, some way One love feeds the fire One heart burns desire I wonder, who's cryin now Two hearts born to run Who'll be the lonely one I wonder, who's cryin now So many stormy nights, so many wrongs or rights Neither could change their headstrong ways And in a lovers rage, they tore another page The fightin is worth the love they save... (chorus) Only so many tears you can cry till the heartache is over And now you can say your love Will never die

Journey- Separate Worlds (world's Apart)
Here we stand Worlds apart, hearts broken in two, two, two Sleepless nights Losing ground I'm reaching for you, you, you Feelin' that it's gone Can change your mind If we can't go on To survive the tide love divides Someday love will find you Break those chains that bind you One night will remind you How we touched And went our separate ways If he ever hurts you True love won't desert you You know i still love you Though we touched And went our separate ways Troubled times Caught between confusions and pain, pain, pain Distant eyes Promises we made were in vain, vain, vain If you must go, i wish you love You'll never walk alone Take care my love Miss you love (chorus twice) I still love you girl I really love you girl And if he ever hurts you True love won't desert you No, no

A Journey Of A Thousand Miles...
-Full Version: If you've read my other blogs, you know that I'm all filled with poetry and idealism. I am that girl who used to sit behind you in homeroom reading a Sweet Valley High romance and doodling little hearts and flowers all over her notebook. Well...at one point of my life I was. Now, Anne Rice has replaced Judy Blume. Razorblades and devil's horns have replaced the hearts and flowers. Much of the imagery I surround myself with is dark and ominous and sensual. I'm that little girl all grown up. I've been wanted. I've been needed. I think I may even have been loved once or twice...not that it did me any good. I've been had. I've been cast aside. I've been battered and broken and lifted to stand on my own two feet. Now, I know what I want. But, I'm also grown up enough to see reality through all of that imagery. No matter how long I wait..no matter how patient and pliant and caring I am, I may never have it. It's taken a lot for me to learn to accept that

Journey... :)
lol... this will be meaningful to one... :) You make me weep and wanna die Just when you said wed try Lovin, touchin, squeezin each other When I'm alone all by myself You're out with someone else Lovin, touchin, squeezin each other You're tearin me apart Every day, every day You're tearin me apart Oh what can I say? You're tearin me apart It wont be long, yes till you're alone When your lover, oh, he hasn't come home Cause hes lovin oo, hes touchin, Hes squeezin another Hes tearin you apart Every day, every day Hes tearin you apart Oh girl what can you say? Cause hes lovin, touchin another Now its your turn, girl to cry Na na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na

The Journey
The journey of my life and my identity today has been charted and navigated for these past twenty years like the ocean tides. For twenty years I have been identified by a single term, a term that though I am proud to wear I don't choose to over announce it. I was, I am, and always will be a Sailor. I have been to sea and saw the wonders of the world. I have been on shore serving with the Marines and there I learned the true meaning of Semper Fi and now I understand why they say "Once a Marine, Always a Marine." The same can be said for us, "Once a Sailor, Always a Sailor." Although some of us may never have had the chance to serve with our brothers in green, we all understand what it means. I once thought as a young lad that the Air Force wouldn't be so bad. then fate came and took that dream from me , which made me really sad. Then i thought well then it is the Army for me just like my good old grandad. that thought quickly faded and became jaded the day my oldest brother told me he w

Journey
Journey The longer one's life, the more apparent it becomes that. life is not a destination, but rather a journey of searching for meaning, understanding, and ultimately happiness. While we don't necessarily characterize our dreams as journeys, there is a sense in which our waking journey is sometimes affected by our most powerful or memorable dreams. Many dreams include needing to travel from A to B before progress is made in completing the dream task. Many times, this traveling is the challenge. The elements may be uncooperative or contrary. Traveling machines may be magically powerful or nonsensical and unreliable. Sometimes, we are simply walking across a field, down a road, up a hill, through the forest, or along the cliffs on our journey. The environment around us along the way can be familiar, strange, friendly, anxiety-ridden, and a host of other possibilities. The purpose of the traveling and the companions along the way can be signi

Journey
A distant pattern in unseen days lifes little lime light in so many ways searching for new through days of time needing that one word to make the rhyme Soulfully seeing through young eyes through day and night she so tries to know herself inside and out but baffled by this undue doubt Confined to secret thoughts beyond her years feeling scared truely alone shown in her tears her mind so tempered her will so strong for this life she could not be wrong Maturity sets in she smiles and knows her decisions of thought uncontrolled a woman now she lives to know that secret inside she held so low Beyond her years she still see's a magic in life beneath the trees some hot as fire some cold as snow before her eyes her life is the show

The Journey Home
JOURNEY HOME. The bright yellow sun hung lazily in the noonday sky. The shimmering heat stopped all but the foolhardy from venturing forth beneath its intense glare. In the distance a dust cloud rose and then fell as a mild breeze swept lazily across the vast open spaces of the plains. The sky above was blue and cloudless. There was no shade from the relentless heat that baked the ground as hard as stone, the force of which then split it open like an over ripe melon, leaving behind gaping scars as evidence of the suffering that the earth underwent during this time. Nothing stirred for days on end. No strong winds blew and no clouds appeared. No animals seemed to roam across the plains in search of food or water. For any animal that had failed to find these essential sources of life, before the coming of the fierce summer sun, were already laid out upon the sweltering floor of the plains. Their dead bodies wasted away, their bones bleached white, for this was a harsh t

A Journey Together
Lead me on this journey Take my hand and let’s travel together Camp in the mountains Bend me over a log Have your way with me Out in the open Sit and watch the sunset On sandy beaches Make love to the roar of the ocean Bonfire burning brightly Illuminating Bodies entwined in a passionate embrace Swim naked in majestic lakes Droplets of water adorning bare skin Erect nipples A visual display of lust And my need for you Dance with me sky clad Under the full moon Our arms raising in unison Bodies moving sensuously To a beat Only we can hear

Journey Of 2
My dreams are like music, ever changing but free My soul is like a river It flows gently and wanders, but one day it joins the sea My heart is my own,Big and pure but it yearns to discover The joys and sorrows of my own And the love wanting to be set free My life seems lonely, missing so much Yet they’re nothing the same We could share the memories or tears But always understanding the pain My eyes may see the souls of others But yours I can’t penetrate Your mixed feelings bewilder me Feelings of love, trust, fear and hate Your smiles warm my soul But your grin chills me to the bone There are times I am so passionate And then I want to be alone My hands are small I know But they are yours to hold But in their grasp they hold A promise for us to try Who knows where we’re going? Or just where our road will end? But if we try life one step, not two Now then, love’s journey shall begin

Journey Through Life.
Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others, It is because we are different that each of us is special. Do not set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless Do not let your life slip through your fingers By living in the past nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time, You live all the days of your life. Do not give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds is to each other. Do not be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Do not shut out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly. In addition, the best way to kee

A Journal Entry Of Mine
I write again in this journal that grows into a curse everytime I ink in it. I am filled with grief that flows in my blood thicker each time I count my losses. I have great fear that clutches my whole back, ripping my soul from my earthly body. The woman I loved is hanging on, like from a cliff. I am a good man but a plagued husband, that has learned valuable lessons. I will be cured of this because of experience. I don't want to screw up anything anymore and I am determined to stay right. She avoided me and has detached herself completely from me. No longer in love with each other, it hurts greatly. She is relentless on keeping distance, with my motivation disappearing everyday that passes with her acting that way. My game plan and fight twindles on loves teeder-todder. There is no balance and a one sided commitment comes from me alone. I feel I am drowning in the drama, unable to reach it's surface. It pulls me down as I fight to live and breath. I gave my all to meet u

The Journey To Peace
Let me begin with lyrics from one of my favorite songs, Brothers in Arms, These mist covered mountains Are a home now for me But my home is the lowlands And always will be Some day youll return to Your valleys and your farms And youll no longer burn To be brothers in arms Through these fields of destruction Baptisms of fire Ive watched all your suffering As the battles raged higher And though they did hurt me so bad In the fear and alarm You did not desert me My brothers in arms Theres so many different worlds So many differents suns And we have just one world But we live in different ones When I was in Israel, I had the chance to be interviewed by a class of 7th grade Arab Israelis as practice for their English. And they asked me an hour's worth, but it is the last one that I want to talk about. In the end one of the girls spoke up: "You mention prayer as a solution to our crisis, but we pray and children still die. Prayer doesn't work does it?" Wha

Journal Entry From July 23rd
From July 23rd 2007 I gotta share some of this craziness with you guys...... Ill preface it all by saying Ive been CRANKIN on studio work the past couple weeks. I have to say im probably more focused in the past 4 weeks on music than anything ever in my life. Just completely hardcore endulged in it.. it all goes back to the GOETHE saying i have hung up on my walls in my house... about how when you are 100% commited to something, ONLY THEN will you get the full benefits from what you are focused on. He says when you are 100%, things happen that wouldnt of otherwise happened. Well, its happening. Seriously unbeleiveable results so far with drums, guitar and bass tracks. All drum tracks are done, about 70% of guitars and almost half of the bass tracks. But check this out.... it dont come without some serious shit... So Ray, the KAZY guitarist tracking on most of this record came in from Detroit (313 wut up Em) and spent 5 days here to track.... so here is life.... were

Journey
This cold and lonely road I know I must walk it alone There's not another soul in sight I wish I had wings so I could just take flight Peer over the trees and past the trail Reach the sun and let my heart set sail. {By Italian Diamond} 9-14-07 This picture sparked in my mind the poem you just read.

Journey Of Soul (1994)
Silent breezes roam over the land waves crash on the shore birds fly into the dawn's horizon in my mortal wanderings, I have been there Crescent moons visualize the sea lightening takes photographs to preserve the mood the rain has washed away the saddness in my mortal wanderings, I have been there The stars reflect the peace within and the snow blankets the ground while the Earth sleeps quietly in my mortal wanderings, I have been there Each one of us journeys every day but they do not last forever the journeys are within and each step reflects your soul

The Journey (1995)
"A man raping a woman with no regard to her children or the loose match igniting his skin" I grasped my mother's hand, she slipped away tearing my soul from within "This is a dream I was dreaming" wishing for the end I pulled myself from the edge "I held in my hand a sea of misery, a red raging pool spilling over me like the wind" My journey along the edge, I remember. I can still see the rocks below NOTE: adapted from "I am Haunted by Waters" by Jeff Rainey

The Journey Of Life
Finding out my partner was pregnant was the best feeling in the world. the next few blogs i will be working on are blogs over the last 8 months, our visits to doctors midwives and hospital, the ups and downs and gettin things ready for the baby to arrive with us in a few short weeks. i hope you enjoy reading the comming blogs, and enjoy the journey of bringing new life into the world i am about to share with you all. Take Care Chris xx

Journey Of The Soul
The Journey of the Soul Your heart is filled with pain, Your mind cluttered with confusion. Pieces of your life fall around you Like raindrops in a storm. The path you chose so long ago Led you straight to hurts door. Now your weary feet struggle To find the road back home, Searching for the places That love and beauty hide. Temptations lie in wait all around, Pulling at your every step, Waiting for you to slide back From the chosen, sought for, path. Emptiness surrounds you, Confusing your perceptions. It is difficult to carry on. I will do my best to fill your heart with joy, To clear the cobwebs of confusion, Help you find your purpose. I am good at catching pieces And I can chase away a storm. Let me walk your path beside you, I have walked this road before. You can lean on me when the weariness comes. My shoulders are very strong. I can not fight your battles, Or chase away demons of the soul, But I can lend you my strength Until

Journal Stuff
October 8, 2007 I promise not to hurt you. I may not have the best past, but I want to change. And I will. I'll do all I can to make you happy. I want to give you all you want and need. I'll be there for you anytime you need me. I can be your ideal woman. I just ask that you be there for me, and that you don't hurt me. Someday I may give you my heart, please don't break it. I think I've fallen for you. You make me so unbelievably happy, it's surreal. Do you feel the same way? My guard is still up, help me bring it down. Tell me honestly that it's ok to open up and just be myself. Let me know you are with me for me and not some other reason. but if you are, or things change, just be honest. I don't ask for much, only basic things. I've never really been a faithful girlfriend to anybody, but I want to change that, starting with you. I'll love you the best I know how, and try to show you a great relationship to the best of my ability. I want to be that girl that th

Journey
pride compells me on but no idea where i am going lost in a city that is not mine exhustion finally sets in find a hiding spot to rest wake up filled with fear what was that noise? where am i? what am i doing here? regret and tears fill my eyes as the cold seeps through my clothes perhaps i was to hasty to late to turn back now a kind soul gives me a cup coffee a word of encouragement and a smile onward i continue my journey i wonder what looms ahead a stranger stops and he offers a ride more fear, and distrust i huddle against the door wishing id never left you home at last relief and weariness war within no messages sadness fills me pride becometh before the fall

Journey
Journey I walk in peace through forests open house A guest privileged I breath rainbows gift Winds dances an invisible tango among lofty boughs, I listen to the song and close translucent eyelids. My vision clearing I breathe with the rhythm of the dance Invisible guests punctuate the dance counter point Tiny hearts joys released shrill proclamation I walk the secret paths insulated by clumsy attire. I discard my shoes in favor of liberated toes and discovered textures. I walk through vaulted avenues lit by suns probing fingers. Warm air stirs like the passing of unseen forms, close unseen. Sweat beads on naked skin, I float ever onwards I remove my shirt redundant modesty forgotten, out of context. Moisture evaporates on exposed flesh raising invisible hairs, caressing the breeze as nature welcomes forgotten senses. My goal unclear I move where whispers lead, secure in timeless wisdom Creatures pause and watch my passing, I smile at there harmony They st

Journey
In my thoughts and my desires you are there in my passion and climax you are there a touch a kiss your hearts desire I am here with you when ever you feel me I am there if only in though my heats desire is to full fill your hearts pleasure fill me up with you I will shower you with all of me our ride has just begun our journey is forever

The Journey Of A Thousand Blogs....
Well, heres a novelty...me stuck for words... I have another blog on my website (http://kennyandyvvy.dontexist.org) which i update when I can but im pretty sure nobody is reading them. Maybe they're boring, or nobody knows they exist; either way, i'll carry on updating it when I can. I used to keep a journal up to a few years ago, and I stopped doing that because, quite frankly, it would have sent you over the edge into the firey pits of morose. Reading back over them a few weeks ago, I realised that all I did was whinge about how shite my life was, and how I missed opportunities and breaks, all intermingled with sentences that would have you opening veins left right and centre. But sitting here, typing words into a blog that probably nobody except me and the wife will read, I realise that I could have easily taken the breaks and grabbed each opportunity by the bollocks and squeezed til they loved me. But I didn't. I....didnt..... I could have.... .... but i d

Journal
I'm really proud of my stage debut on October 22. I was in an amateur production of a play about a WWII canteen where the women were preparing the guys fresh out of boot camp to be shipped overseas. Linda was the writer and director. She approached me to see if I would like to play harmonica on one of the songs – all WWII-era standards. When we talked, she remarked that I had a really great voice (people say that all the time) and asked me if I’d like to try out as an actor. My role would be a real gung-ho John Wayne type tough guy who was dying to go overseas and machine gun Germans and Japs to get revenge for his brother who lost his life over there. I passed the audition on my first reading – she said I was a natural talent. I mentioned that I had written a song called LOVE BEGINS WITH ELLE [lyrics in my blogs on FUBAR and MYSPACE (not to mention my website at http://dovescorp.tripod.com/ ] which was designed to be a Sinatra-style big band swing number. I sang the song acapell

The Journey Of A Man
The journey of a man When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull, that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I foun

The Journey
We drove as though it would sustain the night, Like the highway that stretched before us, right into eternity. With no direction. No purpose. Only knowing we’d know when we arrived. We fell into silent rhythm of the passing street signs. A hypnotic trance, As we watched the neon blur streak through the dark And the road unravel in twists and turns. We blindly followed, With unwavering faith that we’d reach our destination, With unyielding freedom of nowhere to go. We were empowered. We had defied reality, In our vessel that traveled away from place and time, Away from expectations and restrictions. The thrill of escape pushed us further, Until the hypnotic hush fell over us permanently, And serenity was found: Our final destination, Uncovered through the journey of the open road.

Journal Entry From This Am
oh man i feel like crap how the hell did i manage to have a dream about the first episode of 90210 worse yet, why was i brian austin green lookin for paper plates with my mom then singing i was a sophmore at my senior prom,,,, of course after getin my ass kicked by the 2 guys that i dont remember their names. curley blond guy and not luke perry guy.

Journal 11/29/2007
Hey all. Nice to see some new and some not so new friends on my page. Wish someone would comment and say hi. I am getting a little lonely here! What's the deal people! Holidays around my house have been going pretty well. I am trying to be a jovial person. Some times that is hard because I don't really get along with my "outlaws." They are just not my kind of people. They are always concerned with money, material things and also what people think of them. To tell you the truth, sometimes I really don't care what people think of me. I guess it depends on the situation. If it has to do with the way people see my at work, then I guess I do care. But if it has to do with how people see me in my personal life, well then, I am a bit less concerned. One thing is for sure, we are not going to please or be liked by everyone. In fact, probally most people will have a problem with us if we are not the way they want us to be. Life is not always the way we want it to be. At least for me i

Journey
You lead me on a journey of discovery... finding my heart opening my soul enhancing my senses.... You look into my eyes and You can see everything... What i have been What i am now What i have the potential to become You take my hand and lead me down the Path When i stumble, You allow me to fall... But You are there to ensure my safety i trust You to lead me i trust You to teach me i trust You to love me. You hold me in Your arms You look into my eyes and between us, i can almost see it... floating, entwined O/our sweat O/our hearts O/our souls Lead on my Master and do not look behind for i am there, following You... loving, learning....living.

Journey
Today, I have set my soul free. My soul has awaken me, from a long journey of emotions that i can't bear anymore. Today, I found myself looking into that crystal ball of dreams and hopes that have been shattered so long ago. I asked myself why have i allowed you to hurt me for so long, in so many ways that you could never see or feel the suffering that my soul has felt. I thought I was strong enough to change you but the only person I was changing was myself I thank you for this long journey because you made me stronger to accept that is time to let you go and to accept that things will never changes I finally see that after this long journey

Journal Update
12-07-2007 I'm listening to Christmas songs as I write in here. I sat and watched my favorite Christmas movie last night "A Christmas Carol" with Alistair Sims. I really like that one and there is one other "A Christmas Carol" and I think I found it on line it is the one with Reginald Owens it is the one where he takes toys to the Crachitts. I'm listening to Christmas music which is unusual for me. My back is bothering me so I will relax on the heating pad today. I don’t decorate not that I don’t have some but not a lot of decorations But just being alone I don’t really get into it. I noticed this morning while having coffee trying to remember some of the Christmas' as a child. Well a cup of hot chocolate sounds great. I know I totally understand where I come from in my mind thinking there things been 6 years and my ex remarried within 2 years and what got me it was a guy who wouldn’t work so she lost everything well they say paybacks are a bitch. I know how I wonder if I will ever

Journey
As blind as justice in a world of black and white washed truth. Shades of gray overcast right from wrong, wrong from right; the difference between day and night. Sifting through moral and ethical standards for the precise fit, in faith that hope still is rewarded. So please won’t someone speak to me, The Prayer of Dawn. Old story told again; boy meets girl. sweet nothings whispered as tender flesh joins. Passion’s fire bridges the gap between loins, and somewhere betwixt sultry looks, flirtatious giggles, and teasing caresses, two hearts open; another love’s born. Time passes as is its wont. Passion’s fire still burns in an exchange of glances, so on bended knee, he asks for her eternity. Please, I adjure her, sing to me the Twilight Serenade. Peaceful reflection on times gone by, before time bent what was straight into creaking old bones and rained snow down on once raven locks. In memories a bit more fuzzy than before; ever

Journal Entree...2== Hanging The Headless- A Series Of Random Thoughts
2323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232 The face a wear is not my own.. Have i transformed myself into something I've never wanted to become? If i have become something I dont want to be than who am i and why do i refuse to see who i "really" am? rob, IM SORRY IVE BEEN SO DIFFICULT MY BAVIOUR IS UNINTENTIONAL I FEEL DISCONNECTED WHETHER FROM MYSELF, AND THE REALITY I LIVE IN BASED UPON MANNERISMS THAT I HAVE PLACED AND EXPECTATIONS THAT ARE FARFETCHED AND REDICULOUS AND UNREACHABLE I HATE WHAT IVE BECOME HAVE I BECOME MORE SELFISH THAN EVER? I MAKE LOUSY EXCUSES FOR MY BEHAVOIR I MISS THINGS I SHOULDNT MISS I WORRY TOO MUCH AM I SELF DESTRUCTING OR DO I JUST THINK I AM? dO i NEeD TO cHANgE? iF SO wHERe DO i BEgIN.. aND hOW dO i gO aBOUT dOInG iT? i WEAR mANy mASKs tHAt aRe fAKE hAS mY oBSEsS1ON wITH mANSON gONE oVeRbOArD? wHO aM i? i WISH i WAS aS hAPPy aS i WaS wHeN i wAS yoUnGeR aLl i wANt iN lIfE is tO BE hAPpY.. i aM

Journey To The Other Side.....
Twisted ropes hanging limply in the wind Broken and shattered lies your vessel Gone are the songs of old Now only the lonely for comfort Blind and Demented you sought peace Finding Heartache instead You tried to run but found no escape For this is your own mind

Journal Entree..............................
listening to Evanescence"lithium" How long can one go holding so much inside until it is unable to hold anymore? is this a test i put myself through? i feel tortured by the things i know almost haunted by them they throw me into fits of depression severe depression to the point of relapse on more than one occassion..blocking it out never helps i feel numb im wanting to escape but even if i do so it will catch up to me sooner or later... that is the disaster ive become a disaster i havent changed ive convinced myself i have but i havent perhaps my old behaviours never left to begin with they were just stuffed away thusly i become a tragedy defeating myself.. silence is preferrable but not optional agh wtf im restless i am quite the liar unitentional to myself and others the past is the past i will leave it there and forgive myself for what ive done that is all i can do

Journey Home
Death is not an end, but a journey home. Someday, you'll be reunited with your loved one. Until then, your loved one will live on in your heart, for those we've truly loved could never be forgotten. And I hope that the love you feel will give you strength through these difficult times. Have faith that the sun will shine again.

Journalism
My fiance and I have made some amateur ventures in journalism on Associated Content. We've co-written some articles, mostly local band interviews and reviews. If you're interested in checking out our articles, here are links to read them. Faith Introducing Junior Introducing After Has Your Myspace Account Been Phished Introducing Allied Assault

Journey
The journey for which I have walked thus far in my life has not gone with out it's ups and downs. I've shared my laughs and I've hidden tears. Till the day I met you, my life seemed so unclear. You read the pages of my book as if it's already been wrote. Only to tell me that it's who I am that makes me the person I truley see. I float on this cload only to realize that no matter where I am, who I'm with, the most important thing in my journey is for me to not foget who I am. I am happy, energetic, full of love, laughter and cheer. I don't know for sure where I'm going on this journey. Not yet sure of who I'll meet, but I do know that I will never forget those who have made me stronger, happier, and gave me the chance to finally believe in me. These people are my angels. My angels here on earth and in heaven. The journey of a life time is my journey to be me!!

The Journey Of A Man
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She Did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with

The Journey By Train.
In life ,it is as if we are all on a slow moving train, going towards tomorrow... there is But One Ticket Master and He decides when we can get off, and go Home...Being IN Love Is , very much the same... we meet someone and begin our ride into what may be... if we are lucky, Our station comes in to view and we disembark with that special someone and settle down into our own world filled with ups and downs and trials and tribulations BUT with Love helping us to keep smiling and growing becoming one with every moment we share ...the good times and the bad , for the love is strong enought to carry us thru to the new day and help us enjoy all that we share along the way... I even thought , maybe Foolishly , But I thought my station was around the next bend ... it now seems I may have been blinded by wanting to find it and thought it was there when it is still somewhere down the tract... SO HERE I AM AGAIN , ONCE MORE LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE TO SHARE THE RIDE AND HOPING WE FI

Journal 1-22
Life has kept me away from the computer for the past few days and i hate that, because it keeps me away from Master. my Master is the most important person in the world to me and to not be able to be with Him breaks my heart. i know in my last blog i said that i was going to start putting Master above my family, but i have failed at this task and this hurts me deeply because i feel that i have let my Master down in doing this. i have started baby sitting for my sister which takes much time since my nephew is only 3 months old. then i have a cousin who is very noisy and i do not have much privacy when i am online when he is home. When things like this happen i feel that i have let Master down and that He may release me, so i become scared and confused. i love my Master so very much and only wish to bring Him happiness and pleasure. Master is with me always even when i am not online, i can feel His presence always with me. His voice quides me as does His touch be it gentle or harsh

Journal Update
1-29-2008 Well here is more on what is going on. Brandon called me Sunday night to let me know that Davionna was pregnant. But didnt tell me much of anything else except that Davionna needed to do an abortion because she can't take care of a baby which is the truth as she has no job, she is still in school and no car no driver's license. So I called her and asked her did she have anything to tell me. Then she told me that she was pregnant and then she said that it was Jessy's fault and I told her that it takes 2 and wasn't she taking birth control and she said no she forgot. And she said her mother was yelling at her. And I would find out later the reason her Mom was yelling at her because she was paying for the birth control and she wasn't taking them. But it does get more interesting. I talked to Vickie and I called and left a message to Davionna to go to Planned Parenthood. And she didnt call me back. I told Brandon about

Journey Poem
Journey Inside Gazing through the looking glass; I see that time has stood still. I was yours and you were mine; Thoughts sadly cross through. I now turn the hourglass; Reality Strikes! Letting my heart know the reasons we are apart. Images replace the misery; Smiling , I see that the memories, I vividly see , Will never leave me. Walking to the tree of life, I inhale deeply the air we still share. Sitting down under the shade; never wishing the memories to fade. I look into the clouds, each one different and unique. I see you in each and everyone of them. I stand up and walk slowly through the paths of my life, Growing with each tiny step. My mind reminisces back to a time, Where it was so hard just to survive. My spirit has awakened to this knowledge; Withpn every old memory I have built a sacred collage. I can now see just how far I have journeyed. My soul relaxes as I now know you will be proud of me. I start to smile aga

The Journey
Life is short, life is fleeting. It can pass us by in an instant. Leaving us wondering where the years went and how we lost ourselves. One day we are laughing children, with hearts full of wonder and joy. In the blink of an eye we become caulous adults, with souls full of doubt, and fear. Time escapes us with such harsh, uncaring ease. Our bodies weaken and betray us, our memories slowly start to fade. Youthful exhuberance is soon replaced with grown-up regrets. What if I had done that? What if I had told her this? Would things have turned out differntly? Or would we still be where were at? Those are questions that can't be answered, and that never should be asked! For our past decisions shape us, and make us who we are. The slightest of choices, leave their mark on the road maps to our souls. Every single expecience, every pain, every joy, every love, and everyone. They all add to the fabric of or being and leave a peice behind. Our time here is brief. We know not when G

Journal 2-11
Well that special day they call valentines day is just around the corner but what makes is day any more special then every other day. i think that if you care for somebody you should tell them and show them every day of the year. Make the person that you love feel that every single day. that is the only way to really show a person that you care about that they are special, dont wait to tell them that you love them. Master i love you each and every day and nothng changes that. why is it when Y/you have dreams they seem to get crushed without any warning. i am in college and made really good grades in the last class i was in and all at once i got two F's out of no where and get told that they those assignments are under review saying that i might have cheated. i have never cheated and this is the third time that they have accused me of cheating and now i migth get kicked out of school just 10 weeks before i graduate with my bacholars degree. i am so heart broken right now that i ju

Journey
The first steps of a journey are often the most difficult. Once momentum picks up though your legs kinda go on auto-pilot and carry you along without thought. I think on the destination but the journey itself is the destination. The first steps have been taken but I still have to consciously take each step. Its hard not to look over my shoulder but that only makes me lose my way. Onward, onward.

Journal 2-20
i just got done with a round of this new flu bug going around and it had me down all weekend now the rest of my family has come down with it. i am still achy from dealing with it. i long to be with my Master right now more then anything, how i miss His touch no matter how soft or hard it might be. i can close my eyes and feel His hand across my cheek, i can feel His fingures trailing down my bound body making me shiver with antisapation and desire. Master is all i ever think of and He is all that i truly crave, nothing else even comes close to the feelings that i have for Master and what He does to my mind, body, soul and heart. as the days, turn into weeks and the weeks turn into months i crave Master much much more. He is all i think of and He is all that matters to me no matter what is going on in my life my frist and only priority is my Master. yes, i must take care of what belongs to Master and i do because it is what is exprected of me. i do not question what Master wishe

Journey And Choices
well it's been awhile but this is a long overdue update things in my life have gone from dark to light wrong to right i met a great girl who i first thought of a friend little did i know that fate had cards in her hand that would steer things in a totally new and unexspected way.i was lost for awhile and made some wrong choices and felt that they were right at the time then things in my life changed and the choice was a dumb and stupid one.so i went back to th angel of my dreams love of my life soulmate friend and life half of my heart just all around the half that makes me whole this angel goes by crystal fulp and i thank the star she forgave me took me back and is willing to love the day lights out of me i'm a hope let affection hog i love to be loved and crystal my soulmate and girlfriend gives me all i need want and could ask for.

*journey Of Life*
CHERISH THINGS WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THEM, BEFORE THEY'RE GONE, AND YOU REALIZE HOW PRECIOUS THEY REALLY ARE. LIFE CAN ONLY BE UNDERSTOOD BACKWARDS, BUT IT MUST BE LIVED FORWARDS. EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS TEMPORARY. SO IF THINGS ARE GOING GOOD, ENJOY IT BECAUSE IT WON'T LAST FOREVER. AND IF THINGS ARE GOING BAD, DON'T WORRY BECAUSE IT WON'T LAST FOREVER EITHER. DESTINY IS NOT A MATTER OF CHANCE, IT IS A MATTER OF CHOICE; IT IS NOT A THING TO BE WAITED FOR. IT IS A THING TO BE ACHIEVED. A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES BEGINS WITH A SINGLE STEP. NEVER CROSS A BRIDGE WITHOUT KNOWING HOW TO SWIM THE TIDES. IF YOU COULD NOT ADD YEARS TO YOUR LIFE ADD LIFE TO YOUR YEARS.

Journal 3-04
things have been happening that have been hard to put into words. i am honored to have a sister now, and one whom i adore so very much. Master is so special to me that i only wish to see Him happy above all else. at first i thought that if Master were to take on another that i would not be in His life any more, but over the past year, i have learned much about my Master and i know that my place at His side is safe. i so long to be with Him more and more, but right now that is so hard because of things where i live. i miss being at His side and feeling His touch. i care not if it were just the touch of punishment if i had misbeheaved as long as it was Master's hand i felt. i crave His touch so very much i so adore my new sister, i have longed to have her in my life more then where we were before and now my wish has come true. i love her so very much. Master gave me a gift that i could never have asked Him for. i love you my sister very much and my Master i love You with all of

Journal 3-05
well it appears that i am a day ahead of myself but oh well. as i sit here writing this journal entry,my mind is running a mile a minute with so many different ideas and thoughts that i am not sure which way is up at the moment. i have been working on my college work and feel lost on it just no more ideas at the moment, even though i am still racking my brain, then part of my mind wonders to the new story that i am working on and also to a story that a freind wants to co-write. not sure when we will start that one, but i hope soon perhaps after i get out of school but that won't be until June now,oh well at least i still get to graduate from college with my BA degree, that means a lot to me for i will be the first to graduate college in my family with a BA not just an Associates Degree. my thought are always with my Master also, hoping that He is having a good evening and that all of His dreams are coming true. Master means to world to me and there are those here who mean so very

Journey - Faithfully
sorry... feelin real sappy today... Highway run Into the midnight sun Wheels go 'round and 'round You're on my mind Restless hearts Sleep alone tonight Sendin' all my love Along the wire They say that the road Ain't no place to start a family Right down the line It's been you and me And lovin' a music man Ain't always what it's s'posed to be Oh girl, you stand by me I'm forever yours Faithfully Circus life Under the big top world We all need the clowns To make us smile Through space and time Always another show Wondering where I am Lost without you And being apart ain't easy On this love affair Two strangers learn To fall in love again I get the joy Of rediscovering you Oh girl, you stand by me I'm forever yours Faithfully

Journal 3-10
with each passing day i realize how just how much my Master means to me. W/we have not gotten to spend much time together as of late, but i feel Him with me all the time and when things seems dark beyond words i can hear His voice telling me that all will be alright. there are very few who know how i truly feel about my Master and those people are dear to my heart. Master is my life and i would give my life for Him. Master is all that matter to me, He is number 1 in my life. yes my family means to world to me because they are who i grew up with and have always loved, but the love i have for my Master is deeper then anything i have ever felt or ever will know again. Master is a man beyond words for He is so understanding and His love is so overwhelming, that to find the words to discribe it would take me a life time, but the way i feel when near Him is like a bird ready to take flight for the first time. though i have friends and family here, Master is the one that i truly wish to s

Journal 3-17
well it's the beginning of a new week and at last a break form school, it's spring break so i have a little bit to relax before the next classes start up. it's a break that i truly need before i went crazy. i feel my Master with me always be there are days that i feel that i have let Him down because i don't get to spend much time with Him and that hurts me deeply. Master is the only person that i truly wish to spend time with. i believe that will change soon, things here are starting to turn around at least a little bit, not going to say how just yet because i don't want to jinx anything. i had it when i am with Master and have to leave almost right away because i am needed to go do something else, like tonight i had to go cook dinner because my aunt doesn't like spaggetti so i had to go cook some for a family friend and myself. i had just started talking with Master and that hurt me deeply, when things like this happen i feel that i have let Master down and that breaks my hea

Journeys
This is love... I was always yours to have you were always mine, We have loved each other in and out of time When the first stone looked up at the blazing sun And the first tree struggled up from the forest floor, I had always loved you more You freed your braids,gave your hair to the breeze It hummed like a hive of honey bees I reached in the mass for the sweet honey comb there God how i loved your hair You saw me bludgeoned by circumstance Lost,injured,hurt by chance I screamed to the heavens Loudly screamed Trying to change our nightmares into dreams The sun has come The mists are gone We see in the distance our long way home I was yours to have and you were always mine We loved each other.. In and out In and out In and out ...of time! ************************************************* I never thought that i could meet soeone like you! You are my friend You are my smile You are my everything You are a breathtaking reflection of God's heart for me Of how he persued me,and loved me

Journal 3-31-08
here it is the end of March hard to believe it already that summer is just around the corner. Honestly the way things have gone in my life over the past year it is hard for me to believe that i have not lost my mind and just thrown in the towel at times, and if it weren't for a few people i might have done just that. a year ago, a friend of mine sent me an invite to fubar and shortly after i joined a very dear friend joined on here and we were able to start talkig even more then we had in a very long time well this dear one to me introduced me to a man who i have give my heart, soul, mind and body. from the first time we spoke i felt drawn to Him. i would wait for hours just to get a hello form Him and never think twice about it. i now call Him Master and love Him so very much. even if i have a change to speak with those who have called themselves my Master in the past there is no feeling ther only sorrow for them because they are either facks or they just could never own me the wa

Journal 4-15-08
well here i sit on a warm monday evening longing for my Master. i long for the days of old when i could be with Him oh so much more. i feel that i have lost Him even just a bit because of the fact i am not online as much as i used to be, but i don't know what to do about it. i only have privacy when my cousin is at work because when he is home, there are things we need to do around the house, errads to run, and he is usually in my room because we are talking or watching tv together. Y/you see he is not only my cousin but also my best friend and i his. Neither one of us have any real friends to go hang out with. i hate the fact i am taken away form Master becasue of this and i breaks my heart to feel that perhaps i am loosing Him even a little bit. When we are together i am the happiest that i can be, becasue i am near my Master. i don't care if i am kneeling by His side and He only reaches down and touches me once in awhile at least i know in my heart of hearts that i am right wher

The Journey Of An Indian
Well, life has taken me out of the state of Tx, and into Oklahoma. Im living in Edmond, outside of Oklahoma City, and im working a good job. I work for Turner Bros trucking which is a company that manufactures oil well rig and oil well pipes. I work 12 hours a day, 6am to 6 pm, 6 days a week, and make good money. I get dirty, oily, and dusty every day, and i love it! lol Life is good these days.

Journey
Journey They say life is nothing more than a journey. Never knowing which our lives will go we still walk the paths we are given. And meet people along the way that will either make a good or bad impact in our lives. Never knowing if we will stray from our path, we continue to walk blind. Hoping maybe one day that we will be able to see where we are going. Hoping that the people we come in contact with will never forget us, but cherish and remember the love we gave while walking the same path. And knowing that one day that you will meet again when the path comes to an end.

A Journey
Life has been a bitch to say the least, but the journey has shaped my life as such to where i am able to recognize when I have found her. I have seen the worst that humanity has to offer. I have hated, despised, wanted to see the people that have tried to ruin me suffer, but through it all I have not let those urges change the basic core of me. I have a passion that is unyielding and I have been trying to find the one to give it too. I found her...she is my Angel. When I found her I knew she was the one...I love her with all that I have to give. A moment away from her is painful. It just not becasue she is a new girl. I have had many new girls, but not a single one of them have elicited the emotions I have for her. I know that I can tell her anything and she will not judge me or tell me I am being stupid. She is very beautiful, but there is more to her than her physical beauty. She amazes me with her words, the kindness in her voice, the fire in her eyes, and how she makes time for

A Journey Thru The World Of Ups And Downs
You never know what life is going to throw at you next. So stop trying to be what everyone else wants you to be or what everyone else expects you to be. take in mind that you shouldn't just sit around and waste your life with people that are wasting there own... You dont achieve your dreams by talking about them. You achieve them by WANTING them bad enough to make sacrifices. At some point in your life you need to be Selfish because no matter what you are doing now.. people will always move on with their lives and you'll be wondering what happened to yours.. Theres no room for regret you just live and learn... ...At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. Thats how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines, or you can live your life crossing them. If you want something you've never had; then you have to do something you've never done ?iF ONE DAY YOU REALiZE i HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU iN A WHiLE iT'S NOT

The Journey
THE JOURNEY VI. WINTER TIMES Soon the weather was changing. It was getting cool at night. Then it began to frost up during the night, but when the sun came up the frost melted away. Ekeuhnick and Silamui decided they had to plan to winter somewhere. One of them said: "We must go back to the hot water creek. There is a lot of game around there and it will be warmer." The men turned back toward the hot springs. When they arrived they prepared to stay for the winter. They built an igloo (a shelter place). They took cottonwood poles and bent and tied them to make a frame. Then they took skins of caribou and covered the poles to make a tent. Next they took pieces of sod they cut from the ground and covered the tent. This would keep them warm when the wind blew and it was cold. The men kept experimenting with their ideas on ways to catch the small animals and birds. They brought up ways of making clothes to keep the cold form hurting their bodies. They made their first parkas ou

A Journey
(another that I retrieved) Life has been a bitch to say the least, but the journey has shaped my life as such to where i am able to recognize when I have found her. I have seen the worst that humanity has to offer. I have hated, despised, wanted to see the people that have tried to ruin me suffer, but through it all I have not let those urges change the basic core of me. I have a passion that is unyielding and I have been trying to find the one to give it too. I found her...she is my Angel. When I found her I knew she was the one...I love her with all that I have to give. A moment away from her is painful. It just not becasue she is a new girl. I have had many new girls, but not a single one of them have elicited the emotions I have for her. I know that I can tell her anything and she will not judge me or tell me I am being stupid. She is very beautiful, but there is more to her than her physical beauty. She amazes me with her words, the kindness in her voice, the fire in her eye

Journal 5-12-08
i know that it's been awhile since i wrote a journal entry had a lot going on in my head lately and just couldn't find the words to write what i felt. i have been thinking a lot about my Master and have come to realize that i love Him with all that i am and i am truly happy with Him. i know that there are matters that i can't control in my life and Master is very understanding of this. i truly wish that i could be with Him ever moment of the day, but that can't happen for more then one reason. nobody can with the person they love 24/7 with out somebody needing to leave once in awhile to go take care of others things. i long so much for the day to come when i can truly serve my Master with out anything getting in the way. to feel His touch no matter what form it is in. to feel His love course through my very soul more then it does right now. yes when we are together i can feel His love, His passion and His desires. i am so happy when i get to spend even a brief moment or two wi

Journal 5-18-08
as i sit here hoping to be able to speak with Master again tonight my thoughts start to drift to what life will be like if and when i am able to be His slave 24/7. i know that it will be so much more different then what it is now, but honestly it is what i desire more then anything in this world. to feel His touch for real not just in my mind. Yes His words have an effect on me and i can close my eyes and feel His touch, hear His voice, but i so crave to feel this for real and to hear His voice every single day. The very sound of His voice makes my skin come to life and my heart race with an unknown excitment. Master is my whole world and i desire nothing more the to bring Him joy, pleasure and make Him proud to own this girl. i know that i do this now online, but will it be the same once i am His 24/7? i hope so for Master is what i have looked for all these years. i could not ask to be happier then i am when we are together. He is my everything and without Him in my life i honestly

Journal 5-24-08
i hate these feeling of being so disconnected form those that i love so very much. i feel that slowly those that i care for are slipping though my fingers, yes they are still here and i know this but at times i just can't feel them with me. it hurts becuase i long to be with all of those who make me smile and feel as though i am worthy of living in this world. if i close my eyes i can feel their presence and that make it easier to go on with my everyday life, but there are those times when the darkness wants to come and reclam me that i have a hard time feeling them with me. i long to be where i truly belong and leave this world behind me to only become a memory, but that is not possible yet. i long to be with those who make me happy and care for me truly. i know that they all have lives outside of this stupid box we call a computer and at times i do to which keeps me away from them, but how i miss them all so very much. i feel that i have slipped out of the circle of friends and

Journal 5-24-08
my graduation information if anybody would like to attend the online graduation. if you need more information send me your email address and i will send you the email again so it all shows up. Congratulations to Our Graduating Students! Graduates, Friends and Family... Please join American InterContinental University Online in its celebration of our upcoming graduates. Saturday, June 14, 2008 Your Graduation Ceremony will be available ANYTIME AFTER 8:00 AM CDT and viewable for 30 days from this date. Please note that this does not mean you must attend at 8:00 AM CDT, only that this time will be your earliest opportunity to view your Graduation Ceremony. Please forward this email to guests which you would like to include in your great day. Commencement Speaker John Wood Chat Receptions Please join us for a Reception and Live Chat on Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 11:00 AM CDT. This will be an opportunity for you to chat with classmates

Journey Of Life
This was sent to me by a friend of mine .....thought I would share it...:) Journey of Life Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others, It is because we are different that each of us is special. Do not set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless Do not let your life slip through your fingers By living in the past nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time, You live all the days of your life. Do not give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds is to each other. Do not be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Do not shut out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give l

Journey Returns
Today I was reading the new people. In it they had an article on Journey stating they had yet another lead singer (claims to sound just like Steve Perry). I was the ultimate Journey fan in HS, so I went to youtube and checked it out. OMG!!! He sounds just like him. I personally CANNOT wait to see them in concert AGAIN.