i made this one up myself. tell me what you think
"SAVING THE LAST DANCE"
"Two elderly couples go into a dance club one night for a change of scenery and to see what moves are popular. They all sat
bored for about 45 minutes when one of the elderly men decides to put in a couple of song requests. after slipping the disc
jockey a hundred dollar bill, the dj plays the song "Pop, Lock, and Drop It", and the wives begin to perk up. After
listening to the words, the first elderly mans wife shuffles to the middle of the floor to give the dance a try. She cracks
her knuckles, cracks her back, and POPS her knees. All the pain causes her to LOCK up, and immediately DROP to the
floor......................................she never got up.......
During the comotion, the second elderly man pulls the first one aside. "I saw you slip that youngin a crisp Benjamin,...w-
what was THAT all about?? "The first old man whispers back without moving his lips. "I TOLD ya id make it look like an
accident"!!