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Jigsaw
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then he said with a deep sigh... 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

Jigsaw
Bitch wants to play some games? Feel free to jump in. Click on the picture to go to her profile. Let her know how much god hates her, and how shell NEVER have the family she wants. That shell never be allowed to adopt. How suicide is her only solution.. Ive fucked with plenty of people...but THIS one, i cant hold just to myself, you all have to get in on this... MZ MAHI@ fubar

Jigsaw
We are jigsaw pieces aligned on the perimeter edge Interlocked through a missing piece We are renaissance children becalmed beneath the Bridge of Sighs Forever throwing firebrands at the stonework We are Siamese children related by the heart Bleeding from the surgery of initial confrontation Holding the word scalpels on trembling lips Stand straight, look me in the eye and say goodbye Stand straight, we've drifted past the point of reasons why Yesterday starts tomorrow, tomorrow starts today And the problem always seems to be we're picking up the pieces on the ricochet Drowning tequila sunsets, stowaways on midnight ships Refugees of romance plead asylum from the real Scrambling distress signals on random frequencies Forever repatriated on guilt laden morning planes We are pilots of passion sweating the flight on course To another summit conference, another breakfast time divorce Screaming out a cease fire, snow-blind in an avalanche zone Stand

Jigsaw Puzzles
Tetris is one of the most popular games ever. I'm a big fan and opened this tetris website which is free for all to play tetris. I'd love to meet new people so if you are bored you can write to me. I also love bejeweled and jigsaw puzzles.

Jigsaw Puzzles
Jigsaw puzzles are my passion. I know, it sounds boring but I really like solving those puzzles. So check out my profile for my jigsaw puzzles website, I also love playing copter game and this tetris website.

Jigsaw Crossword Mindfuck
The riddles and games take a walk through a maze Can anyone solve these puzzles? Please fucking stop these puzzles! Intense the complexity that boggles my mind with the mystery- instilled by the ones who act kind. How frusterating! How disheartening! Can I obtain the patience to furbish solutions- so the questions stop pounding inside? -Oh how they fuck with my mind. The games and these riddles must die! FIN

The Jigsaw Puzzle
The Jigsaw Puzzle A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Jihad Is Fun! Vote Democrat!
John Kerry is the "botched joke" of American politics. For those of you keeping score at home, John Kerry has now called members of the U.S. military (a) stupid, (b) crazy, (c) murderers, (d) rapists, (e) terrorizers of Iraqi women and children. I wonder what he'll call them tomorrow. Whatever Karl Rove is paying John Kerry to say stupid things, it's worth every penny. Now, back to the midterm elections ... Analysts place the average midterm loss for the party in the White House at around 15 to 44 seats, depending on which elections are counted — only elected presidents, midterm elections since the Civil War, midterm elections since World War II, comparable-sized congresses, first and second midterm elections and so on. The average first midterm election loss for every elected president since 1914 is 27 House seats and three Senate seats. The average sixth-year midterm election, like this year, is much worse for the president's party, which typically loses 34 seats in the H

Jihad Jane The Hezbollah Spy
http://papundits.wordpress.com/2007/11/18/jihad-jane-the-hezbollah-spy/ November 18, 2007 -- FBI fraudster Nada Nadim Prouty not only used a sham marriage to get jobs with access to secret terrorist intelligence - her current husband is a State Department employee who has held sensitive posts in Middle Eastern embassies, The Post has learned. Her third hubby, Gordon Prouty, 40, now works for the State Department in Washington, a spokesman confirmed Friday night. He had been stationed at American embassies in Egypt and Pakistan. A Justice Department spokesman, Dean Boyd, refused to comment on Gordon Prouty's job, or say whether he was under investigation along with his criminal wife. "He's not charged with any wrongdoing in this case," Boyd said. But the revelation surprised national security watchdogs. "My God, she's married to one of our people," said Mike Cutler, a former US immigration special agent. Nada Prouty, 37, admitted last week she faked her first mar

Jihad
Jihad Caste against caste Industrial necromancers And elected zombies Theological wizards And tithing familiars Wage jihad Lucidity warping Perverse desires Shaping morbid forms Into tired reality Crimson flood Drowns innocence Indigo skies Cover transgressions Pearly cell holds Compassion and redemption As the fallen Run rampant In the wastelands Of Eden

Jiigsaw~crosswords~mindfuck
The riddles and games take a walk through a maze Can anyone solve these puzzles? Please fucking stop these puzzles! Intense the complexity that boggles my mind with the mystery- of those who are blind. How frusterating! How disheartening! Can I obtain the patience to furbish solutions- so the questions stop pounding inside? -Oh how they fuck with my mind. The games and these riddles must die! FIN

Jiin
Bad taste left lingering Like the stench of decay Dominating the surroundings Spreading quickly like ants over a stack of blueberry waffles Accumulating too fast to comprehend Staying long too long Never letting its presence fade Spoil the best of intentions As you rip me apart Scream into my sensitive core Insults galore March over my self-esteem Bathe me in hatred Sear my eyes shut Rob me of my tongue Embed your poison deep within my soul Sell me as you wish Paint me the way you want Then step back and laugh at your creation The sinister laugh that slices me in half Numb my emotions Toss my heart into the well of arsenic Taint me more than I can handle Drive the screwdriver in just a little deeper Make it a strawberry river staining my clothes The only shelter evaporated Never to be seen again When drained Corpse Falls Press on

Jill Goes Crazy
So my sister is pissed off at her dad. After a heated argument she gets his bank account number and routing number and is paying off her credit cards. I mean 5 grand and 10 grand bills off fully. This is her father and she is doing this so now I take the note to never piss her off. Ok that is all for the moment if anything else pops off Ill let everyone know. this is crazy

Jill's In Labor
finally. my dog has been driving us nuts. she has tricked us several times. Did u know dogs can have false labor? Hell I didn't. Anyway the vet told us to take her temp. rectally and if it falls below 99.0 she should have them within 24 hrs. well she has dropped her temp. several times but it would keep going back up. finally she is in labor.she is having contractions this time. so I am sittin here waiting for her to have them. As soon as she does I'll post a new blogs. Till then c-ya

Jilted
My thoughts are crabbed and sallow, My tears like vinegar, Or the bitter blinking yellow Of an acetic star. Tonight the caustic wind, love, Gossips late and soon, And I wear the wry-faced pucker of The sour lemon moon. While like an early summer plum, Puny, green, and tart, Droops upon its wizened stem My lean, unripened heart.

Jim
Ok This dude got butthurt by Supe in a MuMM, so he started to give Supe a bunch of low rates. He had Supe blocked so I sent him a beer and this is the message that I sent and his reply. from: Jim Online (On and off...Leave message) Novi, MI subject: RE: Bounty Hunter™ sent you a Budweiser received: 01/10/2009 04:18 pm replied: 01/10/2009 04:19 pm block this member Flag as spam Well if he wasnt so dumb he would realize that after you vote a few 1's they wont let you vote anymore until you vote a little higher for a few so I had to vote a few womens pics on his page higher so I could get some more 1's...Too bad that idiot cant live in the same state as me, Then the fun would start === 'Bounty Hunter™' wrote the following at '2009-01-10 16:15:13'.. > > "Superman said thank you for the points dipshit. " After receiving his reply he decided to take it to the shoutbox. Read from the bottom up. ->Jim: did he hurt your feelings? you are 41 for fucks

Jim And Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness." "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there t

Jim And Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the director of nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged hi mself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Jim And Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself

Jim And Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there

Jim And His Monkey
Jim walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow he swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the Jim, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" Jim says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Jim, "He eats everything in sight, the little pig, Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While Jim is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He gr

Jim Croce - I Got A Name
Like the pine trees linin' the windin' road I've got a name, I've got a name Like the singin' bird and the croakin' toad I've got a name, I've got a name And I carry it with me like my daddy did But I'm livin' the dream that he kept hid Movin' me down the highway Rollin' me down the highway Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by Like the north wind whistlin' down the sky I've got a song, I've got a song Like the whippoorwill and the baby's cry I've got a song, I've got a song And I carry it with me and I sing it loud If it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud Movin' me down the highway Rollin' me down the highway Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by And I'm gonna go there free Like the fool I am and I'll always be I've got a dream, I've got a dream They can change their minds but they can't change me I've got a dream, I've got a dream Oh, I know I could share it if you want me to If you're going my way, I'll go with you Movin' me down the highway Rollin' m

~ Jim Croce - Operator ~
perator, oh could you help me place this call You see the number on the matchbook is old and faded She's livin' in l.a. With my best old ex-friend ray A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated Isn't that the way they say it goes But let's forget all that And give me the number if you can find it So i can call just to tell them i'm fine and to show I've overcome the blow I've learned to take it well I only wish my words could just convince myself That it just wasn't real But that's not the way it feels Operator, oh could you help me place this call 'cause i can't read the number that you just gave me There's something in my eye's You know it happens every time I think about the love that i thought would save me Isn't that the way they say it goes But let's forget all that And give me the number if you can find it So i can call just to tell them i'm fine and to show I've overcome the blow I've learned to take it well I only wish my words could just c

~ Jim Croce - I Got A Name ~
Like the pine trees lining the winding road I've got a name I've got a name like the singing bird and the croaking toad I've got a name I've got a name And I carry it with me like my daddy did but I'm living the dream that he kept hid Moving me down the highway rolling me down the highway moving ahead so life won't pass me by Like the North wind whistling down the sky I've got a song I've got a song like the whip-poor-will and the babies crying I've got a song I've got a song And I carry it with me and I sing it proud if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud Moving me down the highway rolling me down the highway moving ahead so life won't pass me by And I'm gonna go there free Like the fool I am and I'll always be I've got a dream I've got a dream They can change their minds but they can't change me I've got a dream I've got a dream I know I could share it if you want me to if your going my way I'll go with you Moving me down the highway rolling me dow

~ Jim Croce - I Have To Say I Love You In A Song ~
Well, I know its kind of late I hope I didnt wake you But what I got to say cant wait I know youd understand cause every time I tried to tell you The words just came out wrong So Ill have to say I love you in a song Yeah, I know its kind of strange But every time Im near you I just run out of things to say I know youd understand cause every time I tried to tell you The words just came out wrong So Ill have to say I love you in a song cause every time the time was right All the words just came out wrong So Ill have to say I love you in a song Yeah, I know its kind of late I hope I didnt wake you But theres something that I just got to say I know youd understand cause every time I tried to tell you The words just came out wrong So Ill have to say I love you in a song

~ Jim Croce - Bad, Bad, Lee Roy Brown ~
Well the south side of chicago Is the baddest part of town And if you go down there You better just beware Of a man named leroy brown Now leroy more than trouble You see he stand bout six foot four All the downtown ladies call him treetop lover All the mens just call him sir And its bad, bad leroy brown The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than old king kong And meaner than a junkyard dog Now leroy he a gambler And he like his fancy clothes And he like to wave his diamond rings In front of everybodys nose He got a custom continental He got an eldorado too He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun He got a razor in his shoe And its bad, bad leroy brown The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than old king kong And meaner than a junkyard dog Well friday bout a week ago Leroy shootin dice And at the edge of the bar Sat a girl named doris And ooh that girl looked nice Well he cast his eyes upon her And the trouble soon began And leroy br

~ Jim Croce - Time In A Bottle ~
If I could save Time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day 'til Eternity passes away Just to spend them with you If I could make days last forever If words could make wishes come true I'd save every day like a treasure and then, Again, I would spend them with you But there never seems to be enough time To do the things you want to do Once you find them I've looked around enough to know That you're the one I want to go Through time with If I had a box just for wishes And dreams that had never come true The box would be empty Except for the memory Of how they were answered by you But there never seems to be enough time To do the things you want to do Once you find them I've looked around enough to know That you're the one I want to go Through time with

Jim Crows Laws
Some may ask why did I put this in here under black history. Well because it was a part of Black History especially in the South. I thank God I wasn't born during this time because I would have been hung in a tree a long time ago. Because I could not and would not have tolerated that type of behaivor. But the scary thing is with all the reporting of nooses be hung, We have a local business still selling Nigger Tapes, We still have the racial profiling of cops here & That Dam Flag still flies at the State House. Why you may ask does the flas still flies Is because we still have racists that sit there an vote for it not to be taken down. So I still may hang from a tree one day why because I cannot take the racism that sometimes find its way to me. Well thats enough of my rantings for now. Read the Jim Crow laws if you want to. If not just know that they did exist and some of these laws are still legal in your Southern State an you just don't know about it. "Jim Crow" Laws Cl

01.02.09 - Jim Croce - I Got A Name (666 Views And Counting)
SONG VERSION BELOW I Got a Name - Jim Croce LYRICS BELOW Like the pine trees linin' the windin' road I've got a name, I've got a name Like the singin' bird and the croakin' toad I've got a name, I've got a name And I carry it with me like my daddy did But I'm livin' the dream that he kept hid Movin' me down the highway Rollin' me down the highway Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by Like the north wind whistlin' down the sky I've got a song, I've got a song Like the whippoorwill and the baby's cry I've got a song, I've got a song And I carry it with me and I sing it loud If it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud Movin' me down the highway Rollin' me down the highway Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by And I'm gonna go there free Like the fool I am and I'll always be I've got a dream, I've got a dream They can change their minds but they can't change me I've got a dream, I've got a dream Oh, I know I could share it if you want me to If yo

Jim Cramer -- Mr Mad Money Himself...
I know even Democrats love this show and person… He knows his stuff when it comes to money.. You won’t see repeated on the old news media CBS, ABCBS AND NBCBS what he said on the Today show the other day… He pretty much said Obama is DESTROYING AMERICA!! Way to go Democrats… We Republicans who happen to like the Stock Market and our 401 k’s want to thank you for the destruction that Obama is reigning down on us… http://www.madmoneyrecap.com/

Jimgaay Is A Hater & Stalker /wanna Be Player
this dude is hella jealous as soon as jenaay added me 2 seconds later he wasw stalking my profile & i guess he was trying to hit up people on my freinds list i heard that from a good freind of mine so every timre i left a comment for jenaay he would stalk my profile & started to use my comment sites that i left her the comment from & put one from there above mine trying to out do me he will send her amillion comments to knock other guys comments off her page ,so igotm tired of his shit & left a comment about him on some of her pics he stalkes (his own girl freind what a loser!!!)i put sexy ,sexy u need a man at ahigher level just to piss him off i knew he would see it he post shit or jacks off to that pic every day!!!so he left me a comment on my profile calling me a little fag stay away from his girls page so we got into an arguement on the shout box here it is...............................ju8st thought id let u know how jelouse ur stalker boyfreind is hes going to scare away all ur

Jimi Hendrix
Angel Angel came down From heaven yesterday, Stayed with me just long enough To rescue me.... And she told me a story yesterday; About the sweet love Between the moon and the deep blue sea. Then she spread her wings high over me. She said,'I'll come back again to see you tomorrow.... And I said fly on, my sweet angel. Fly on through the sky. Fly on, my sweet angel. Tomorrow I'm gonna be by your side.... Sure enough, This woman came home to me. Silver wings silhouetted against a child's sunrise.... And my angel, She said unto me, 'today is the day for you to rise.' Take my hand, you're gonna be my mind, And she took me high over yonder..... And I said fly on, my sweet angel. Fly on through the sky. Fly on, my sweet angel. Tomorrow I'm gonna be by your side....

Jiminy Effin Cricket (totally Unrelated I Just Like That For A Title)
so the question of the day. Do I go with it or do I hesitate? yeah yeah I hear you screaming what you think is the obvious. But, I was thinking maybe this time I should drive the train instead of waiting on the tracks. Again, I hear you, and I know Im talking in code again. But hey, you are reading this, not me :P I have alot of curiosity and alot of hope here. Things are looking pretty cool so far. But.... (that isnt my but either. Its the proverbial but that always comes up in my life) I dont know what the but is and my suspension sucks so yeah it makes me slow down a bit. But never stop, that just wouldnt be me. Even if there was a brick wall dead ahead. And if you know me you know how I am. Its not that I love tragady, I just have this thing in me that cant stand wondering. You know, its insane, but just maybe things wont be like they look, or maybe the last seconds of the ride will be worth it. Okay, dont lie and say you have never done that. No matter how it looks I just go fo

Jimi Hendrix Energy Drink In Works...ummmm Yea....good Luck With That....lol..
CALABASAS, Calif. - A new energy drink doesn't promise to give you the juice to play guitar like Jimi Hendrix, but it does hope to give you a "Liquid Experience." Beverage Concepts says its nonalcoholic "Liquid Experience" drinks, named for Hendrix's breakthrough album, "Are You Experienced?" will debut in April. The concept is irking some Hendrix fans, many of whom still consider him the greatest guitarist of all time. "To see his image and the beautiful feelings it has created during my lifetime cheapened by base advertising ... is very disappointing to me," said bassist Michael Balzary, better known as Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The image of Hendrix, who died in 1970 from a drug overdose in London, has been licensed for products including baby clothing, an air freshener, lava lamp and a Christmas ornament. Portions of royalties have gone to several educational causes, including the United Negro College Fund, said Bruce Kuhlman, director of licensing and brand dev

Jimi Hendrix
Which Dead Rock Star Are You? (pics) Jimi Hendrix You are Jimi Hendrix! You're influential to many young and old, and very talented. You most likely good with your hands... are you? You are very happy and like to experiment with drugs. Oh, he died in 1970 from a supposed drug overdose, it's unknown what drug.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Jimi Hendrix
Hendrix' friendship with, and support of Brian Jones, is what separates Brian from the Klein-story, and he is the turning point of the music history when Brian died. Hendrix' support was problematic for any selfjustification of those involved and is the reason that Klein was led to the Beatles when Brian was beaten. If we see Brian as guilty and served his time there remains an other side of what happened. First his own with Lady Jane. He died because of what happened when his girlfriend was underage and got pregnant, and he made his music because he was not the father of the child. He was like Lennon both innocent and guilty at the same time. He served his time for this in his group. And he did it by giving away everything he did. Next we have Jaggers overtaking of what Brian created. Had he the right to do it? And was the way he did it the problematic part of that? Lennon as a musical counterpart and enemy, Richards as someone "stealing" Brians girlfriend, Dylan as

Jimi Hendrix Vs. Jimmy Page
Well, heres your results! To be honest, Im not surprised... Jimi Hendrix-55 Votes Jimmy Page-18 Votes Your NEW Champion-Jimi Hendrix! I want to thank everyone for making this most popular MUMM I have ever posted and sincerely appreciate all comments and votes posted!

Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower
There must be some kind of way out of here Said the joker to the thief Theres too much confusion I cant get no relief Businessman they drink my wine Plow men dig my earth None will level on the line Nobody of it is worth Hey hey No reason to get excited The thief he kindly spoke There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke but uh But you and I weve been through that And this is not our fate So let us not talk falsely now The hours getting late Hey Hey All along the watchtower Princes kept the view While all the women came and went Bare-foot servants to, but huh Outside in the cold distance A wild cat did growl Two riders were approachin And the wind began to howl Hey Oh All along the watchtower Hear you sing around the watch Gotta beware gotta beware I will Yeah Ooh baby All along the watchtower

"jimi Hendrix " Biography
In his brief four-year reign as a superstar,Jimi Hendrix expanded the vocabulary of the electric rock guitar more than anyone before or since. Hendrix was a master at coaxing all manner of unforeseen sonics from his instrument, often with innovative amplification experiments that produced astral-quality feedback and roaring distortion. His frequent hurricane blasts of noise and dazzling showmanship -- he could and would play behind his back and with his teeth and set his guitar on fire -- has sometimes obscured his considerable gifts as a songwriter, singer, and master of a gamut of blues, R&B, and rock styles. When Hendrix became an international superstar in 1967, it seemed as if he'd dropped out of a Martian spaceship, but in fact he'd served his apprenticeship the long, mundane way in numerous R&B acts on the chitlin circuit. During the early and mid-'60s, he worked with such R&B/soul greats as Little Richard, the Isley Brothers, and King Curtis as a backup guitarist. Oc

Jimi And Jenny's Heavy Metal Wedding
OMFG!!!! This is an awesome non traditional wedding. I loved it. This is my bestfriend, Vikki's son, getting married. Jimi is a local rock musician who has played for a group called Zero King. Zero King started out here in Huntington, WV and has recently spread out through Kentucky and Ohio. Jimi is an awesome person to know. I enjoyed the times that him and I hung out together and I got to listen to him work on his music. I even got to critek his work. Although, it was always awesome to begin with. Jenny is a sweet person. You know how some people have that face that you know you know them from somewhere? Well, I got that feeling when I first met her. Come to find out we went to college together. Go figure. I want to send out my best wishes to Jimi and Jenny and whats to come. You guys ROCK ON!!!!! Congratz to you both. Now here's the must see video of their Heavy Metal Wedding.

Jim James
So there was a picture of Jim James off of My Morning Jacket in a magazine I was flicking through yesterday, and the likeness was so striking that my girlfriend shrieked, and when I showed it to a friend, she thought it just WAS me. Now this photo isn't the one, cos I can't find the one I'm after online, but can you guess which one of these dudes it was?

Jimmy Fuckin Read This
YOU NEED TO CHILL! I HAVE GUY FRIENDS THAT I JOKE AROUND WITH JUST LIKE GIRL FRIENDS THAT I'M SURE YOU JOKE AROUND WITH! I HAVE SEXUAL JOKES WIT SOME FRIENDS AND NOT WIT OTHERS BUT SERIOUSLY!!! i'm not cheatin on u, stop pickin a fight on everything. YOU compare me to your exs almost as much as i compare YOU. i'm so TIRED of gettin home to do homework and talk to you and then ending up cryin or some shit cuz you say i did something to hurt you. just STOP!!! just fuckin tired of it, dude. yes, i'm makin this as public as i can cuz if YOU can post bulletins sayin i hurt you, then i post blog entries about how DUMB it CAN BE!!! 1) WE'RE an online relationship ANYWAY 2) i DO MEAN everything i said 3) i HAVE GUY FRIENDS!! 4) i'm FUCKIN tired of cryin, beggin you to NOT hurt urself and being depressed over you, STOP tryin to control me and keep me by sayin ur gonna kill urself or threatening to burn urself, cuz ur threatening a CUTTER so i DONT GIVE A FUCKIN CRAP! if i can

Jimmy Crack Corn And I Dont Care........
weeeeeeee and wooooooooooo and ahhhhhhhhhhh and oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok i think im done on that one..... anyways just here given some screams out........ so...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! wait this blog is pointless.. oh well time for sleep!!! i hope you enjoyed it as much as i did writing it :) thank you and good night

Jimmy Carter Interceded On Behalf Of Nazi Ss Guard
I read this article online and felt compelled to share it with my friends. A former U.S. Justice Department official disclosed to Arutz-7 that former U.S. President Jimmy Carter’s advocacy extended beyond the Palestinians, when he interceded on behalf of a Nazi SS man. Neil Sher, a veteran of the U.S. Justice Department’s Office of Special Investigation, described a letter he received from Carter in 1987 in an interview with Israel National Radio’s Tovia Singer. The letter, written and signed by Carter, asked that Sher show “special consideration” for a man proven to have murdered Jews in the Mauthausen death camp in Austria. “In 1987, Carter had been out of office for seven years or so,” Sher recalled. “It was a very active period for my office. We had just barred Kurt Waldheim – he was then president of Austria and former head of the United Nations – from entering the U.S. because of his Nazi past and his involvement in the persecution of civilians during the war. We had jus

Jimmy Swaggart
I swear the man has lost his mind. I wake up early on Sundays for some ungodly reason and I always flip between him and Joel Osteen. Can I just take this moment to say that I’ve never seen a happier man than Joel??? (Not a religious thing, I just find it humorous) Anyway I was watching one of Swaggart’s preaching things last Sunday and this man is just certifiable. He was talking about how if you’re this that and the other and not Christian you’re going to hell but then was condemning Christians for telling non-Christians to be Christian and that was judging so they were going to hell. I mean I think I laughed pretty damn hard for the duration of his stupid TV shit. He couldn’t get his story straight!

Jim Morrison Said It Best
When he said people are Strange. The following is a conversation I had on Cherrytap tonight with a lady who read my blog about what I want in a relationship. By the way I didn't write it read it and thought it sounded good. Sweetcream: hey stryder i loved the blog it was nice and i do agree with you on that ok. but wait on god ok sweetie god has someone for everyone ok you just havnt found the right women for you yet ok but in gods timing you will ok. just be patient if your saved and you love and serve god which you probably dont but jesus loves you anyhow ok he will give you a real nice women who is a match to you ok in jis timing ill pray for you and that god will bless you with someone you are compatible with ok. dont worry youll find someone for you before jesus comes if its gods will for you to be with someone and get married hopefully one day ok what i mean by that is marriage is a ministry and marriage isnt for everyone ok. but ill be keeping you in my daily prayers ok

Jim Morrisom Fans Here
© AP Jim Morrison TV Producer Wants Jim Morrison Pardoned Apr 10, 12:38 PM EST The Associated Press TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- Gov. Charlie Crist is being asked to pardon the late Jim Morrison, lead singer of The Doors, 38 years after he was convicted of exposing himself during a Miami concert. Dave Diamond, a cable TV producer from Dayton, Ohio, wrote to Crist last month asking for the pardon. Diamond said the goal is to remember the Melbourne, Fla., native as an artist, not a rock 'n' roll bad boy with a rap sheet. Crist is an alumnus of Florida State, which Morrison had attended. "Well, given that fact, I'm certainly willing to review it," said Crist. Morrison was charged days after a concert at Dinner Key Auditorium in Coconut Grove in 1969. He allegedly exposed himself and simulated a sex act, which he denied doing. He was acquitted on a felony charge for lewd and lascivious behavior, but was convicted of indecent exposure and profanity. Many feel the Miam

Jimmy's Letter
Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy

The Jimmy Situation!!!!
Ok everyone, know I have been gone for a while, and not sure when I will be back... My hubby, which most of you know, Jimmy Sway, is waiting trial rightnow back home in KY!!!! He got arrestted by the feds last thursday and I am not sure how long he will be gone for... anyways, just wanted to tell everyone what was up....

Jimmy Ruffin "what Becomes Of The Brokenhearted" Lyrics
JIMMY RUFFIN lyrics - "What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted" As I walk this land of broken dreams I have visions of many things But happiness is just an illusion Filled with sadness and confusion What becomes of the broken hearted Who had love that's now departed I know I've got to find Some kind of peace of mind Maybe The roots of love grow all around But for me they come a tumblin' down Every day heartaches grow a little stronger I can't stand this pain much longer I walk in shadows Searching for light Cold and alone No comfort in sight Hoping and praying for someone to care Always moving and going nowhere What becomes of the broken hearted Who had love that's now departed I know I've got to find Some kind of peace of mind Help me I'm searching though I don't succeed But someone look, there's a growing need All is lost, there's no place for beginning All that's left is an unhappy ending Now what becomes of the broken-hearted Who had love that's now de

Jim Morrison
Jim Morrison did one thing in his life. He went to Paris to die among fellow poets. The Rolling Stones heard rumours that Brians friend had died there and went directly to France to dry out the rest of Brians soul. The excelent album Exile In The Main Vein was their last good album. When Morrison, the last and "unknown" soldier, had died there was no one left. Apart from Gram Parsons that was kicked from the sessions (by Anita Pallenberg). Parsons was the last mirror image of Brian Jones. He was forced to leave most of the projects he started including the Byrds and the country version of the Stones.

Jimmy Page Vs. Angus Young
The results are in- Jimmy Page-46 Votes Angus Young-26 Votes Jimmy Page is your NEW Champion! By far, this was the best turnout for best axe. I wanna thank all you Cherry Tappers for casting your vote in the bigest and best AXE FIGHT to date! Look for the next AXEFIGHT in my next MUMM and again, many thanks!

Jimmy Page Vs. Steve Vai
Here ya go! Here's the latest ballot on Jimmy Page VS. Steve Vai- Jimmy Page-36 Votes Steve Vai-10 Votes Your Axefight Champ once again, Mr. Jimmy Page! Stick around for the next round in my latest MUMM and many thanks!

Jimmy Page Vs. David Gilmour
It was fairly close believe it or not! Heres the latest and final talley- Jimmy Page-19 Votes David Gilmour-15 Votes Still the Champ! Jimmy Page! Stick around for AXE FIGHT XVII in my next MUMM!

Jimmy Page Vs. Ted Nugent
This fight was closer! Heres your results- Jimmy Page-25 Votes Ted Nugent-20 Votes And STILL CHAMPION, Jimmy Page! Stick around for our next fight in my next MUMM-Jimmy Page VS. Queen's Brian May!

Jimmy K's Wife Has Passed Away
Betty and Father Dan Eagan ("Junkie Priest") in Huntsville, AL. Betty Kinnon, the wife of one of our earliest predecessors Jimmy K, died last night, Wednesday, August 14, 2007, at approximately 11:30pm. "We cannot rise higher than our thought of ourselves." -Orison Swett Marden

Jimmy Spencer
Last week, I was watching a show called Trackside on Speedchannel. I usyally love hearing comments from J.R., Jimmy, and Kenny, especially Kenny. Well, Jimmy Spencer began to talk about my favorite driver, Dale Jarrett. Basically, Jarrett has not made into very many races this year. He is with a new team with Michael Waltrip Racing, and the team has struggled with this first season. Well, this last weekend Waltrip qualified 11th and David Reutaman (sp.?) qualified 12th. Unfortunately, Jarrett did not qualify. Mr. Spencer basically said that Jarrett doesn't care anymore whether he qualifies or not. He thinks that Jarrett's big wallet is proof that he is just collecting a paycheck. My question is, did Spencer ever have a championship? No. Is Spencer still racing? No. Also, why did Jarrett's sponsor UPS sign on for 2008 if Jarrett doesn't care anymore? Jimmy Spencer is a has-been with a big mouth. Grow up, Jimmy! Sorry, had to get this off my chest! LOL

Jimmy Don
JIMMY DON Jimmy Don I'd lay my life on the line to see you only one time. I truly believe that you are one of a kind. I think about you every now and then, and wonder how things might have been if God would have let you stay, but instead he took you away. It's so funny how I long to hold you when I don't even know you. At times I wonder about what you think and do, and if you ever think about me too. How I long to meet you in the sky you were just a tiny little baby when you told the family "Good-bye" and I can't help but wonder if you're not all grown up on the other side. I know that you must be in heavenly bliss but please do not forget just how much you are missed. I long to give you, my big brother, a kiss; for I am only your baby sis. So many guys have tried to fufill that empty space but no one could ever take your place. I feel like I am left without a trace, I have not even a memory of your face. In this earth you are buried, but in my

Jimmy
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Jimmyred
-jimmyred has checked you out! -new friend requests from jimmyred recieved! right. HOW. MANY. FUCKING. TIMES. I asked the guy to go at least read the section on friend requests. shoutbox - im not a boring asswipe, but if you dont want to add me youll never know that On 11/8/2007, fu299078@fubar.com wrote: You're a jackass. Must be an age thing and my reply.. so you know im being fair - "why does EVERY SINGLE MAN (if you can call them that) assume that by asking them to actually READ something, I am automatically aiming that entire section at them? oh, and after blocking this genius, i get this email - lol. says you. cant even be bothered TO READ SOMETHING PROPERLY.. its just like "oh look, another person to add *clicks friend request button* not even a HELLO. whats the point/??!! and youre calling ME a jackass. Well, ive got a few choice words to describe you, and believe me they go way beyond "jackass" "

Jimmy Eat World - Work
If you only once would let me Only just one time Then be happy with the consequence With whatever's gonna happen tonight Don't think we're not serious When is it ever not? The love we make is give and it's take I'm game to play along All I can say I shouldn't say Can we take a ride? Get out of this place while we still have time. All the best DJs are saving Their slowest song for last When the dance is through it's me and you Come on, would it really be so bad? The things we think might be the same But I won't fight for more It's just not me to wear it on my sleeve Count on that for sure All I can say I shouldn't say Can we take a ride? Get out of this place while we still have time. You wanna take a ride? Get out of this place while we still have time. Yeah we still have time. Can't say I was never wrong But some blame rests on you Work and play they're never OK To mix the way we do All I can say I shouldn't say Can we take a ride? Get o

Jimmy Eat World - Hear Me Now/my Sundown
HERE YOU ME [Jim Adkins] There's no one in town I know You gave us some place to go I never said thank you for that I thought I might get one more chance What would you think of me now So lucky, so strong, so proud? Never said thank you for that Now I'll never have a chance May angels lead you in Hear you me my friends On sleepless roads, the sleepless go May angels lead you in So what would you think of me now So lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that Now I'll never have a chance [Jim Adkins & Rachel Haden (w/ RH subdued)] May angels lead you in Hear you me my friends On sleepless roads, the sleepless go May angels lead you in [Rachel Haden] May angels lead you in [Jim Adkins] May angels lead you in [Rachel Haden] May angels lead you in [Jim Adkins & Rachel Haden] May angels lead you in [Jim Adkins] And if you were with me tonight I'd sing to you just one more time A song for a heart so big God wouldn't let it live

Jim Made Me Do It.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I love cheese. 2.) I was adopted. 3.) I've read more classic literature as an adult than I ever did in school. 4.) I loved raisins & hated tapioca as a kid..now I love tapioca & hate raisins. 5.) I had surgery on my wrist in late 2000 & still have some of the sutures stuck beneath my skin. 6.) I've been drinking coffee since childhood. 7.) I'm hooked on Tetris for DS. 8.) I have a crease in one of my fingernails that was caused by getting my hand slammed in a car door when I was 12 (yep, it never went away). 9.) I can remember the exact date, time, and location that I smoked my last cigarette.

Jimmy's Mumm
Just for kicks (we're gonna do what comes naturally) but Jimmy posted a mumm about our morning activities tomorrow :). If you get a minute could you go check it out and vote? Thanks so much my wonderful friends. Here's the link! http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=356544

Jim Mckay
NEW YORK - Jim McKay elegantly covered competitions from badminton to barrel jumping. Yet he may best be remembered for that grim day at the Munich Olympics when he broke the news with three simple words: "They're all gone." The groundbreaking sportscaster died Saturday of natural causes at his farm in Monkton, Md. He was 86. McKay was the one who spanned the globe to bring television viewers the constant variety of sports on ABC's influential "Wide World of Sports," where he told of "the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat." A far different kind of agony awaited in 1972 when word came down in Munich that Palestinian terrorists had kidnapped 11 Israeli athletes. McKay was summoned from a day off, hurriedly putting clothes over a bathing suit to anchor ABC's coverage of the drama as the games stood still. The commando raid to free the hostages ended awfully. McKay told the world. Later, at the closing ceremony, he read a poem by A.E. Housman, "To an Athlete Dying Youn

Jimmie Is In The Hospital
Jimmie aka baddog was on his way to visit me for two weeks. early this morning, he was in a car wreck in west memphis tennessee and rushed to the hospital with a bad concusion, bumps, bruises and lacerations.. thank goodness no broken bones. The car he JUST bought may have to be totaled. Im anxiously awaiting a call from him. Please keep him in your thoughts, prayers, wishes, protection spells, what ever you can do.. its needed and appreciated. thanks. Agony

Jimmy Fallon Must Die (sunday, August 06, 2006)
ok I watched saturday night live tonight, and it was not a bad episode,. but it got me thinking. why, if there really is a good and loving god, is Jimmy fallon still breathing. I mean come on now. this man should never have been on the show in the first place. he is like a cheap immitation adam sandler without any of the talent. He ruins everything he touches. and if drew barrymore cannot save your career you have a problem. I mean has he ever done anything funny. I think the man could get hit by a bus and still find a way to take the humor out of the situation. But of course he is not my only source of cinema irritaion, so I think I shall now take the time to list a few more. Ewe Bowel. (I do not care if I spelled it right) this guy has never made a movie worth watching... ever. period. he took blood rayne. A game about a hot vampire chick fighting nazi's. there should be no way to fuck that up. no way at all. but this guy some how manages to find a way to do it. I do not know wha

Jim Morrison~stoned Immaculate
Ill tell you this... No eternal reward will forgive us now For wasting the dawn. Back in those days everything was simpler and more confused One summer night, going to the pier I ran into two young girls The blonde one was called freedom The dark one, enterprise We talked and they told me this story Now listen to this... Ill tell you about Texas radio and the big beat Soft driven, slow and mad Like some new language Reaching your head with the cold, sudden fury of a divine messenger Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of god Wandering, wandering in hopeless night Out here in the perimeter there are no stars Out here we is stoned Immaculate.

Jimmy Page & Robert Plant-nobody's Fault But Mine
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Jimmy The Turtle: Crimefighter Gets Busted
Today, law enforcement officials have announced the arrest of “Jimmy The Turtle,” the crime fighting tortoise who helped authorities lead them to the arrest of a 19 year-old who was caught with 10 pot plants last Wednesday. “Yes, it disappointed us and the community when we learned that “Jimmy” was caught smoking pot and drinking beer at a park in Maryland with some other losers”, said Park Ranger Louis Canseda, a spokesperson for Parks and Recreation. When asked by local reporters how “Jimmy” felt about his arrest, he said, “Hey what’s the big deal, I’m just your average turtle that likes to get high, and have a Budweiser every hour or so.” “Jimmy The T will be mandated to do 30 hours of community service, and is court ordered to attend 18 AA meetings. According to authorities, this is “Jimmy’s” 3rd alcohol and drug related offense.

Jimmy Buffet-why Dont We Get Drunk And Screw
I really do appreciate the fact youre sittin here Your voice sounds so wonderful But yer face dont look too clear So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o brew Honey, why dont we get drunk and screw Why dont we get drunk and screw I just bought a water bed, its filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen Honey I dont think thats true So, why dont we get drunk and screw Why dont we get drunk and screw I just bought a waterbed its filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen Honey I dont think thats true So why dont we get drunk and screw Yeah, now baby I say, (lord!) Why dont we get drunk and screw

Jimmy Boyd
SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) - Jimmy Boyd, the child singer and actor best known for the original rendition of the Christmas novelty hit "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" in 1952, has died. He was 70. Boyd died of cancer Saturday at a Santa Monica convalescent hospital, longtime friend Eleanor Pillsbury said Tuesday. "I Saw Mommy" shot to the top of the Billboard charts three weeks after it was released. It sold 2 million records in less than 10 weeks. It has since been interpreted by such artists as the Jackson 5, John Mellencamp and Amy Winehouse. Boyd, who was 13 when he recorded the song, told Time magazine soon after its release that he was surprised by its success. "I like it personally," he said, "but I didn't think anyone would buy it." Boyd was born in McComb, Miss., on Jan. 9, 1939, and grew up on a ranch near Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley, where be started playing guitar at age 4. After winning a TV talent contest, Boy d appeared on "The Frank Sinatra Show" an

Jimmy
Jimmy She sat in the rocking chair on the porch. Today was the day that the grand babies would be here. She smiled to herself as she thought the grand babies were no longer babies, and even their babies were starting to have babies of their own.It was a sunshiny autumn morning with just a little nip in the air but she found that she was pulling the quilted lap robe tighter around her. Her mind drifted back to a time it was her own children she was sitting there waiting for. As her mind drifted back, she thought of the children's father and smiled slightly thinking of how fond she had been of him. He was a good man, and yet no matter how much she tried he wasn't the one she had loved.She met Jimmy when she was sixteen. He was tall with black hair and big brown eyes and eye lashes that women would have killed for. He caught her eye at the county fair and she remembers him smiling shyly at her. It seemed that wherever she was at the fair, she would look up and catch his eye. She isn't s

Jimmy "the Rev" Sullivan Rip
Avenged Sevenfold drummer Jimmy “The Rev” Sullivan was found dead at his home in Huntington Beach, California, yesterday. He was 28. Preliminary police reports indicate Sullivan died of natural causes, but the Orange County Coroner’s Office is investigating his death,(kinda werid how everyone young is dying of natural causes isnt it? makes me wonder if something else is really going on ....

Jimmy "the Rev" Sullivan
JIMMY "THE REV" SULLIVAN Tue, 12/29/2009 - 05:22 General news It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we tell you of the passing today of Jimmy “The Rev” Sullivan. Jimmy was not only one of the world's best drummers, but more importantly he was our best friend and brother. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Jimmy's family and we hope that you will respect their privacy during this difficult time. Jimmy you are forever in our hearts. We love you. M Shadows, Synyster Gates, Zacky Vengeance and Johnny Christ

Jimmy Dean
RICHMOND, Va. (AP) - Jimmy Dean, a country music legend for his smash hit about a workingman hero, "Big Bad John," and an entrepreneur known for his sausage brand, died on Sunday. He was 81. His wife, Donna Meade Dean, said her husband died at their Henrico County, Va., home. She told The Associated Press that he had some health problems but was still functioning well, so his death came as a shock. She said he was eating in front of the television. She left the room for a time and came back and he was unresponsive. She said he was pronounced dead at 7:54 p.m. "He was amazing," she said. "He had a lot of talents." Born in 1928, Dean was raised in poverty in Plainview, Texas, and dropped out of high school after the ninth grade. He went on to a successful entertainment career in the 1950s and '60s that included the nationally televised "The Jimmy Dean Show." In 1969, Dean went into the sausage business, starting the Jimmy Dean Meat Co. in his hometown. He sold the company to Sara Lee Cor

Jimmy Bufffet's Brain Must Be Pickled
I’ve heard it said that ignorance is the most expensive commodity we make. And it is no more evident then with another entertainer who when he opens his mouth shows his ignorance. That latest show of ignorance comes from the old man from margaritaville, Jimmy Buffet. Instead of just singing about getting drunk, like it seems he stays all the time, he’s going around and blaming Bush for the oil spill. If only entertainers would do what they do best, entertain, instead trying to act intelligent then they wouldn’t makes fools of themselves. Drink a beer Jimmy, don’t talk, just sing instead of acting foolish. For more of his ignorance if you care to read it http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/06/jimmy-buffet-organizes-gulf-benefit-blames-bush-spill/ BlastFM is a music station you can count on for consistent great sounds. It’s there for you 24/7 @ www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm &nbs

Jimmy Choo Tiger Print Pony Shoe Sounds Serious Look At The Books Sitting
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Jimmy Graham Jersey Nike - Jimmy Graham Of New Orleans Saints Suffers A Back Injury In Practice
New Orleans Saints tight end Jimmy Graham wore Jimmy Graham Jersey Nike and suffered a back injury during practice Wednesday, giving his team a scare, reports the New Orleans Sports Newspaper. Jimmy Graham landed hard on his back after wearing Jimmy Graham Jersey Nike and making a touchdown grab. He wore Jimmy Graham Jersey Nike and found the time to jump up and spike the ball in celebration, before falling in pain on the sideline. Interim coach Joe Vitt said he does not believe the injury to be serious, however, and quarterback Drew Brees seconded that opinion. "He is fine. He is fine. ... If it was anything, I would have a report from the trainers," Vitt said immediately after practice. You can log on our Online NFL Shop and select our best quality Jimmy Graham Jersey Nike and New Orleans Saints Nike Jerseys if you are die-hard fans of Jimmy Graham and New Orleans Saints.

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Jim Neugent Vs. Abc
Jim Neugent is a coach in Childress, Texas Jim writes: My name is Jim Neugent. I wrote to ABC (on-line) concerning a program called "THE PRACTICE." In last nights episode, one of the lawyer's mothers decided she is gay and wanted her son to go to court and help her get a marriage license so she could marry her 'partner.' I sent the following letter to ABC yesterday and really did not expect a reply, but I did get one. My original message was: ABC is obsessed with the subject of homosexuality. I will no longer watch any of your attempts to convince the world that homosexuality is OK. 'THE PRACTICE' can be a fairly good show, but last night's program was so typical of your agenda. You picked the 'dufus' of the office to be the one who was against the idea of his mother being gay, and made him look like a whiner because he had convictions. This type of mentality calls people like me a "gay basher." Read the first chapter of Romans (that's i

Jim Norton - Happy Endings: The Tales Of A Meaty-breasted Zilch - In Stores Tuesday!
ClICK THE PIC TO ORDER! HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch By Jim Norton ON SALE TUESDAY, JULY 10th! Be the first kid on your block to own HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, the brand new book by meaty-breasted comedian, Jim Norton! Fall in love with Li'l Jimmy Norton all over again with this heartwarming chronicle of a New Jersey man's rise to fame among a whirlwind of addiction, embarrassing moments, and prostitutes. HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch is full of the same raw, honest, and hysterically funny humor that you get from Jim every day on the Opie and Anthony Radio Show. Every copy coppy of HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch ships with a free jelly jar full of skin tags!* CLICK HERE TO ORDER NOW! Jim will be signing copies of HAPPY ENDINGS at the following locations: New York, NY: Borders – July 10th, 6pm Philadelphia, PA: Barnes and Noble – July 11th, 6:00pm Ridgewood, NJ: Book Ends – July 12th

Jim Norton Unmasked - Podcast Now Online!
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Jim Norton's New Favorite Website
Jim Norton's New favorite website: Earlier today, Jim mentioned a website he was visiting frequently. The website it HOT MOVIES. You can go there, watch as much (or as little) of a title as you want. We often link to Hot Movies in our adult review section. There you go. Now stop with all the Emailing.

Jim Powell
"Political power is everywhere the most serious threat to liberty. The more power politicians have, and the more able they are to disregard constitutional rules, the more serious the threat. Precedents for expanding government power are sure to be exploited by politicians more dangerous than those who set the precedents." -- Jim Powell

Jim's Diary...
August 23, 2006 Well this is the day I start my diary, me and my family have just moved into our new home, its pretty much in the middle of nowhere our closest neighbor lives about 5 miles away from us, just empty fields of quiet. This day has been going pretty well for the most part, everyone is getting settled in really easily, my two sons have their own rooms and me and my wife have the "master bedroom". I am beginning to think the boy's rooms are much larger than ours, but I won't argue, I am just happy we have gotten here with ease and are settled in. August 24, 2006 It has been quite hot today, the kids were complaining about a noise they heard coming from the basement, by instinct I grabbed the flashlight, and went down to check it out. I couldn't find anything that could have been making a noise like they described. There was a clot of hair hanging from the ceiling, but I think it may have belonged to a creature of some sort that may have lived down there and died al

Jim's Bio
James Douglas 'Jim' Morrison (1943-1971) American rock singer and rock lyric who achieved after his death a cult position among fans. Morrison wished to be accepted as a serious artist, and he published such collections of poetry as An American Prayer (1970) and The Lords and The New Creatures (1971). The song lyrics Morrison wrote for The Doors much reflected the tensions of the time - drug culture, the antiwar movement, avant-garde art. With his early death Morrison has been seen as a voluntary victim of the destructive forces in pop culture. However, he was not ignorat about the consequences of fame and his position as an idol. Morrison once confessed that "We're more interested in the dark side of life, the evil thing, the night time." "This is the end, beautiful friend. It hurts to set you free, But you'll never follow me. The end of laughter and soft lies. The end of nights we tried to die. This is the... end." James Douglas Morrison was

Jim's Bio #2 (bio By: Donald Greyfield)
Birth: Dec. 8, 1943 Death: Jul. 3, 1971 Singer, Songwriter. Born in Melbourne, Florida, the son of a naval officer, he adopted a bohemian lifestyle in California while attending UCLA while literally homeless, sleeping in any convenient place handy, friends couches, rooftops, in cars and under the pier at Venice Beach. A voracious reader of books, he started a rock band with fellow student Ray Manzarek after he graduated. They quickly found two more members, Robby Krieger and John Densmore. Dubbed with the name "The Doors" it quickly found fame in the Rock and Roll music world with their music constantly topping the music charts. Jim Morrison developed a unique singing voice and became the lead singer of the group. His life style leaned on mysticism while engaging in drugs, alcohol and bizarre behavior leading to many legal confrontations with the law. He grew tired of his fame and sought anonymity in Paris with his long time girlfriend Pamela Courson. They lived in various exp

Jingle All The Way
It's movie time! Arnold Schwarzenneger, Phil Hartman, Martin Mull, and Sinbad are here to festivate the holidays. "Jingle All the Way" is about a neglectful workaholic father, Howard played by Arnold, trying to buy his son the most popular toy of the holiday season, a "Turbo Man" doll. Unfortunately, waiting until the last minute, Howard is forced to search all over town for the perfect toy from fighting a crowded mall, trouble with the police, Santa cronies, to having to dress up as the "Turbo Man" figure himself. However, facing stiff competition for the toy from a disgruntle mailman, played by Sinbad, and his neighbor, Ted (Phil Hartman), whom has his sights on Howard's wife. The special effects were palatable, but everything else seemed a bit cliched and overdone. As usual it has all the holiday cliches, and it does seem to go a bit overboard with parade scene where Sinbad and Arnold duke it out for the doll. However, the film is still pretty funny that should keep any family enter

Jingle Family Story *jingle Jingle*
-clears throat- okay this is the story of how the Jingle Family came into play... Once uppon a time in a not so magical land of Cherry Tap there was a very pretty redneck named Bethie, who was in a contest and diserved to win very much. Out of no where a shout was sent to a cute little pixie named Danni asking to help the redneck win the contest. Danni being a very nice pixie rushed over and quickly started to spamm the beautiful picture. The pixie was very taken by the redneck's beauty and asked to be her friend, happily the redneck accepted. Needless to say all the spamming payed off and the redneck won. Later on in the day the redneck told the pixie that if she ever needed any help in a contest just give her a *jingle* and she would be there with bells on. Ever since then each time they see each other they say *jingle jingle* and giggle til the redneck almost wets herself. The pixie had a great idea of making a Jingle Family and the redneck agreed. So the two of them are now

Jingle Ball
I'm totally excited! I got a call after lunch and found out I get to go to Jingle Ball. My boy is going to have such a great time. I've been wanting to take him to a concert for awhile now but it seems like they're all during the week lately. What a great show for his first concert. Did I mention I'm excited?

Jingle My Bells!
Good morning rock heads! :) It is wednesday and that means I will be on from 9 until noon (Eastern US Standard Time). Please let me know if you are tuned into hot rocks, and I can advertise your page. Just type the info you want me to say in the request. If you are a new listner or tuned in from work, please say so in your request, and it will get high priority. Keep it mad! Hey all my friends! Please give me a listen. I will be on the air in about an hour. Please request songs and say your are (insert nickname here) from cherry tap and I will give you a shout out. Heck if you give me your page address I could give it a shout out on the show. With mid morning madness you NEVER know what you are going to hear. Mid Morning Madness has been rated Safe For Work (but just barely LOL) Listen to Sir Jim every Mon, Wed and Thur 9am - Noon (EST)

Jingle Bells ... Aussie Style
Jingle Bells (Aussie style) Dashing through the bush, in a rusty Holden Ute, Kicking up the dust, esky in the boot, Kelpie by my side, singing Christmas songs, It's Summer time and I am in my singlet, shorts and thongs Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !, Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute. Engine's getting hot; we dodge the kangaroos, The swaggie climbs aboard, he is welcome too. All the family's there, sitting by the pool, Christmas Day the Aussie way, by the barbecue. Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!, Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute. Come the afternoon, Grandpa has a doze, The kids and Uncle Bruce, are swimming in their clothes. The time comes 'r

Jingoism Or Patriotism?
I've seen alot of "Support the troops! Repost this!" bulletins going around lately, and it's caused me to stop and wonder. How many people actually know what that means? While I know there are plenty of folks who actively work to support our men and women, whether through donations, mail, fund raising, etc., it's the yellow ribbon brigade that I wonder about. You know, those who think slapping a yellow ribbon on their cars counts. Supporting the troops is not telling those who ask questions to shut up. Supporting the troops is not accusing those who ask questions of being "terrorist sympathizers" or "appeasers". Supporting the troops is not sending our NG back 3, 4, 5 times and then denying them health care and VA access when they're back. Supporting the troops is - - asking why families have to raise money to buy their kid body armor. - asking why our men and women don't have properly armored HumVees. - asking why contractors are allowed to serve rotten foo

Jingle Boombs
Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back 'cause i've got a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq! i got through check point "A" but not through check point "B" that's when i got shot in the @$$ by the U.S. Military!! OOOOHHHH!!! Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs Mine blew up you see.. where are all the virgins that Benlahden promised me?! OOOHHH!!! Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs your soldiers shot me dead the only thing that i have left is this towel upon my head! I used to be a man but every time i cough thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off! my bombing days are done i need to find some work perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk! OOOHHH!! Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs i think i got screwed don't laugh at me because i'm dead or I...KILL....YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILL YOU! -Achmed the dead terrorist

Jinkies
Well I weighed myself the other day. Turns out I've lost 40 pounds in less then two months. I now have jeans that look like shit on me but hey I'm happy about that. My family members are worried about me because of how fast I'm losing it but they shouldn't. I'm not trying to kill myself here I'm just trying to lose some weight. Anywho I am very happy about that. lol

Jinx
Time for bed for me and yet I can't sleep again. I feel as if I am a jinx to my friends lately. I went to see my friend and he ended up getting bad news about his ankle injury last week - more rehab and possible surgery on it. I went to see my girlfriend in SC and her boyfriend the other day to help clean up her yard - it was a jungle that needed some taming. Anyway the b/f's son stole his truck, wrecked it and was underage drinking on top of it. Everyone I touch in some way has had something go wrong. All my co-workers have had some bad experience lately too. Between my family issues and now this I have to wonder if I am not a jinx to people. My mom leaves to go to FL in the morning and I didn't go visit today because I am afraid if I do something will happen to her too. I know I shouldn't feel this way but I do. I guess I will be anti-social for awhile and claim that I am working on my finals - mostly true since it is finals week for me in my class this term - and just not

Jinx Intro
Jinxer, hexer, if you wanna step you know I'm gonna best ya, I'm the wicked jester, Southern born ninja crossed the Mason Dixon down with the clown and now I'm gonna show you, psychopathic be the name, dark rhymes be the game, you know it's the fuckin best cause it is run by the insane!!! Whoop Whoop throw em up!!!

Jinzo71
Jinzo71 is one of the many who I have recently become friends with. He was sent to help me level one day and we have talked about everything since than. He is a great guy who has a huge heart. He would help anyone who needed it and not ask for a thing in return. He is one of the people I know I could turn to with any problems and he would do all he could to help me. Looking for someone who you can count on to be ther for you? Someone who will listen and try cheering you up when you're down or someone to help ya level from time to time? Well then dont waste another minute and go add this amazing guy! Jinzo71@ fubar Jinzo hun, thank you for being such a great friend! I know I can count on you any time I need a friend. You are awesome. And hopefully one day we will cross paths and meet.

Jion The Train
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J Is For The (michael) Jackson Trial
It has been a while since I added another letter topic to my main LJ page. I was going to do Pres. Thomas Jefferson, but I thought this was more of a current topic to discuss. Anyway, I don't know what to think about MJ's child molestation trial. He certainly served alcohol to minors visiting his ranch, and he'll get something for that. But unless 3-4 kids come forward to backup this current accuser and the one from the early 90s, he is going to walk. What I think is more interesting is how is defense is doing things. First, they get Black Muslims to help "protect" MJ and "talk" with witnesses. Then his lawyer starts lining up tons of stars to testify on MJ's behalf. I think his lawyer hopes to star-struck the jury to the point they can't think straight let alone find anyone guilty of anything. The prosecution must have a good case because they are very quiet on their tactics and opinions. I don't think the prosecuting attorney has anything against MJ because of the case in th

J Is For Juggacunt
It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?............Jones 2. 4 letter word......................Jump 3. Vehicle: ..........................Jeep 4. City / Neighborhood: ..............Jasper 5. Boy Name: .........................James 6. Girl Name: ........................Jamie 7. Occupation: .......................Juggler 8. Something you wear:................Jumpsuit (lol) 9. Food: ...........................Jumping beans 10. Found in a bathroom:............Janitor (haha) 11. Reason for Being Late...........Jail :[ 12. Something you shout.............Jesus Christ! 13. Animal:..........................jackrabbit 14

The Jitterbug
Although I am not much of a coffee drinker, I love this local coffee shop called The Jitterbug. It used to be a place where my ex-husband and I met with my best friend, Debbi, and her husband....almost every Friday night. Our husbands worked together and talked shop, while Debbi and I would do our thing. Sometimes that meant playing dominoes...or working a jigsaw puzzle there....Other times, we would just talk about the things going on with our kids, and husbands. When I went to work at the battered women's shelter a year and a half ago, that all ended. Until tonight, I did not realize how much I had missed going there with Debbi. The locale of The Jitterbug has actually moved two doors down from its original spot, and it is a different sort of place now....more modern and just a bit more hip.....Teenagers actually come hang out there some now, as I discovered tonight. I was excited about doing something creative tonight, but I had no idea just how the evening would turn out.

Jitterbug Jesus
Jitterbug Jesus by Miguel Pinero Tiempos is longin' lookin' for third world laughter to break out like a pimple on the face of a pimp of youthful latino eyes that chase el ritmo del güiro en lo vagones del tren on school mornin' shoutin' broken spanish dream — si tü cocina como tu mamá como hasta el pegao jitterbuggin' in wrinkled worn out jeans bailando new found pride in bein' nuyoricano . . . on their piss stained streets where teens meet in head on collision claimin' colors on concrete cemetary slums slums that vomit screamin' rumblin' tongues ramblin' for a crust of welfare cheese . . . here in this aroma of arroz y habichuela-tostones-pasteles . . . two triple culture lovers meet/embrace & tremblin' hands lift pleated shirt — break an elastic band. in this cocaine drenched hallway that has passed broken wine bottles & broken bulbs & broken homes & broken souls & the two lovers meet/reach out for each other under the view of a million cucarachas t

Jitters
School starts again tomorrow, and I'm more nervous than when I started back in March-- and then I didn't even know anything about my kid! I'm starting with a small knowledge base this time, and my anxiety's acting up. At least with my last kid, he was on the very low key end of the autism spectrum, and I'd worked with kids with autism before. This little guy is completely new to me in about every aspect. He's also nonverbal, but doesn't use pictographs. If he doesn't like something, he bites and head-butts. New to me, I'm used to screaming and self-abusive behaviors. And his mom is going to be there tomorrow. I wouldn't mind so much except that being under observation is very very stressful to me. Bleh. In any case, tomorrow will be fun with 13 kids in the class, 9 of which are completely new to us. I start my classes Thursday, and Tuesday I start my training for the respit program. Should be a good time, and I turn 23 Monday :)

Jive
Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM. Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man! Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT. Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol. Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY. Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'. Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE. Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em. Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE. Together: Col' got to be! Yo! Subtitle: HOW TR

Jizz On Heads Of State For Posterity... And Fun
Clankdestine mofo... Clankistination..... You know... we all know Stination.... I like stination for our nation, asshole!! You know do you? You know a hole ready... Too prepared to be rammed to be hit... like a tit on the belly. A pig sits down for your lips. Suck the tits and deny your life. Deny your thoughts... Ignore the truth and suck the teats and blow your mind out of your pants... Pretend it doesn't exist and know.. We persist... we persist... We will never die. What dies is that which does not do... To do is to live and to live is to do that which has never been done more than thirty-three times.. we see We saw .. we thought we saw. What you all wanted to be.. Now we know.. You wanted to lived like Bots in the global model Of that which we cannot be.. Cry child... Weep for what you'll never know. Soak your stamps in the tears of lesser men.. and die and wake like hose who are not

Jj Demon - The Rain
Im dying on the front steps... I'm bleeding out slow, Call the medics? Why would I need them now.... No. Im leaving now go, I failed you and I hate it. Your dream becomes a nightmare every second you awaken. I am quaking in the city made for idiots, the streets like the veins of a dope fiend its hideous. I wrote a verse to shake the angels from the heavens like apples from a tree, Hear the kackel and its me. Modern holy war dodge shrapnel and debri, you wanna spend your every sunday in the chapel on your knees. Chilli from the breeze, Philly is diseased, brilliant from afar but when god answers one prayer a million get ignored waitin for euthanasia because religion is a drug and gods a hallucination, so without further adieu I am the haunting of a home within your heart and its deeper than floating laundry. A tortured affair your kissin the snake on the tongue, oil addicted and were sippin it straight from the drum. Priest raping the young, republicans telling us all we need to do i

Jjh
We will keep this short, since we are limited on space with this being such a huge pimp out! We would like to thank all that participated in this pimp out. We have so much gratitude and undying respect for all military. While we were gathering all the information need to do this, we made some new friends and heard some incredible stories. Which only strengthen our pride and respect for all people who have chosen to enlist in the military, past or present. Words can not express our admiration and gratitude towards all of you. You are truly our heroes! Jarrod@ fubar ohsnap_ugotdaaids @ fubarLost in the Sauce@ fubarbucnasty@ fubarfifield@ fubarcrazy180

J Jimenez
ok of all the local actress why her? That was my question. i was at the middle of the lecture when one of my student interrupted me. "Ma'am may kamukha ka!" (Ma'am you look like her), my student commented. I said, "Huh?!" and then they all give a look at me....i was wonderin. And then the other continue....... "Ma'am you look like one of the local actress,"He said. i laught at it and curious to ask who? Joyce Jimenez!! What?! was wonderin what does this student have eaten today that they would resembles to a beautiful and daring actress.. Oh no...not her pls but i couldnt avoid to look at anytime i would pass by the street seeing her poster.... just a glance and to myself.............too far!! My students suggestion............ Ma'am magpataba ka and put some make up!! Fine...i'll think about it

Jjjj
Love comes through the eyes That help me see this wonderful surprise I see this wonderful man Whom of which I can always stand Love comes through the ears That never hear fears They help me hear the words from you And help me pull through Love comes through the hands That make you my man Your touch creates chills Which make me go through many thrills Love comes through the mouth That will one day make you my spouse You say the right things at the right time Which help me keep my state of mind Love comes through dreams That make us gleam I dream about life with you in it And everything seems lit Love comes through smiles That extend for miles You can see all the joy That comes from my baby boy Love comes through affection That makes me feel your protection I feel safe and secure And always come back for more Love comes through the seasons That give me plenty of reasons Reasons that I Love You And make us true Love comes through the heart That makes me want to never part Your

Jj's Roof Jumpers
JJ’s Roof Jumpers Courtesy of Emergency Field Office West Covering damaged roofs with blue tarps in the wake of Hurricane Rita is rewarding work, not only for the security it brings to the homeowners but for the bonds that develop among the workers. Jim “J.J.” Janicek, roofing team leader at the Emergency Field Office-West in Lake Charles, La., says, “Each of my inspectors has taught me new things every single day with their unique personalities.” Janicek is a rather unique personality in his own right. With his feather earring and arms covered with tattoos, he’s called “biker dude” by homeowners. According to him, “This is one of the best crews I have had the pleasure to work with. Our time together as a team has been an experience I will never forget.” Most of JJ’s team started out as “newbies” in Slidell, where they were thrown into an already well-functioning group. They got their feet wet estimating damage to roofs and completing final inspections. “We

Jjust Under 3 Weeks Til Moving
Well lets see, house is sold, 75% of house is packed actually probably more than that. Final moving sale is set for the weekend b4 I move 4 more days of fun(yeah right!). I found a place to move to in Oklahoma, its only a 1 bedroom but daughter says the bedrooms are big so am going to have to take her word for it cause she's there I'm here. Its within my budget big time will be able to save for trips and pay off some bills. I am HOPING now that everything is set that I'm going to be able to come up with the money to rent the truck. I'll be back online starting tomorrow afternoon on a regular basis and back to DJ'ing YAY!!!! One small setback hubby and I didn't have the $350 to file the divorce so NOW I have to wait 7 mo because I have to live in Oklahoma for 6 mo before I can file. Love you all

Jk
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JK SAT IN HIS CAR ? THIS WAS TAKEN AFTER HE HAD HAD A RIDE IN A F 1 GP CAR WHEN I SAY A RIDE WHAT I MEAN IS HE WAS SAT IN THE BACK SEAT OF A 2 SEATED f1 RACING CAR MAD BY MINARDI IF I REMEMBER RIGHTLY. IT WAS TAKEN AT THE ROCKINGHAM MOTOR SPEEDWAY IN CORBY, NORTHAMPTONSHIRE LUCKY BUGGER

Jk Coltrain Releases His New Cd Tumbleweed In Times Square
Howdy Friends,I just wanted to send you a quick note and let everyone know that we finally officially released Tumbleweed In Times Square. Here is a link so that you can have a listen. http://www.airplaydirect.com/music/bands/1842/Thanks for your support and for being a friend and let me know what ya think of the new CD.Thanks,JKwww.jkcoltrain.com

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Jla/avengers Battles
The resulting confrontation causes the following battles: * Thor begins the battle by hurling Mjolnir at Superman. His mystical hammer connects, sending a bloodied Superman to the ground. * Batman faces Captain America. Using a series of feints and blocks, the two test each other to see what each is capable of. Batman announces that Captain America may be capable of defeating him, but that it would take him a long time to do it. The two heroes agree that something else must be going on, and they team up to investigate further. The remaining heroes don't seem to notice and continue to fight. * Wonder Woman takes out some familiar anger by defeating Hercules (Hercules "despoiled" Diana's mother, Hippolyta). * The flirtatious She-Hulk uses her muscle to gain the upper hand against Aquaman. * Superman and the Green Lantern encounter Warbird and Wonder Man. The exchange begins with the Green Lantern trapping Wonder Man in energy chains, while Warbird blasts Superm

The Jla Vs The Avengers
Krona, an exiled Oan villain from the DC Universe who has gained the powers of entropy, begins destroying entire universes in his obsession to find out how they are created. The Grandmaster, an alien from the Marvel Universe who is obsessed with games, offers to give Krona the knowledge he seeks but only if he can beat him in a game. The game consists of forcing the Avengers and the Justice League to battle each other in a race to find twelve items of incredible power that have been hidden around their worlds. With help from Metron of the DC Universe, the heroes are tricked into participating. Krona is given the side of the Avengers and Grandmaster is given the side of the JLA. When Batman and Captain America discover this, Captain America allows the game to end with a victory for the JLA, but Krona refuses to accept this and uses his powers to steal the knowledge directly from the Grandmaster's mind. In turn, the Grandmaster uses the power of the twelve artifacts to merge the two u

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‘j'lem Report’ Columnist Sexually Assaulted By Cairo Police
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Jlm Auction
The JLM Auctions The JLM is going to be holding 2 auctions coming up... A lounge auction and a picture auction... The reason for the 2 auctions is for the people that can't make the lounge auction... Members can choose which auction they rather be in or they are able to choose if they want to be both... Both Auctions will start tuesday night March 1st at 9PM EST... The Lounge auction will be located in Velvet's Playground and be ran by Storm... The Picture Auction will held on the JLM Group Page and will be ran by Superman... If you want to be in the Lounge auction... Please send Storm a Private Message letting her know you want in and what you are offering so that she can add you to the the Lounge auction... For the People wanting to be in the picture auction... Send a private message to the "JLM Group Page" saying you wanna join the picture auction and what you offering in this auction... The picture Auction will run for ONE WEEK... closing at 9PM EST on March 8th.

Jlm Member Of The Week Award
The Justice League Mafia is going to be holding its 1st ever "JLM Super Hero of the Week Award"... The winner will be decided by their commitments to the JLM in better the group. Each week there will be a new member selected for their deeds and will get some cool awards... Each week the reward will vary but they will have there profile link added to the JLM Profile... The JLM Counsel Members will vote on the nominees the night before winner will be decided on Sundays profile, and announced in "Velvet's Playground" at 9pm EST... Good Luck to all thr JLM members and let's keep up the good work

Jlo Babies Names Announced
Jennifer Lopez has finally clued the public into what's written on her babies' birth certificates. J.Lo and Marc Anthony's newborn twins are—sweetly, simply—named Max and Emme, Lopez's manager, Simon Fields, confirmed to People Friday. The children were born Feb. 22 at a Long Island hospital, with Emme arriving at 12:12 a.m., weighing 5 pounds, 7 ounces, and her 6-pound little brother showing up at 12:23 a.m. These are the first offspring for Lopez, while Anthony has three other children from two previous relationships. Adding to the secrecy surrounding Lopez's pregnancy, which she and Anthony didn't even confirm until November, the couple refrained from announcing their kids' names until the frenzy over the births had died down. "If they have [named the babies], they're not disclosing them—good for them," Lopez publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnik told E! News the day Max and Emme were born. Lopez and Anthony toted the tots home to their Long Island manse—where, per

Jlynn Up For Auction!!
JLYNN is Up For Auction!! It’s the 2nd Alarm Hotties Auction!! Come Bid on them !!! Don’t forget to check out all the other hotties!! 2nd Alarm Hotties New Homepage((ALL GIRL GROUP)))@ fubar If you think you have what it takes to be one of us please see.. Firechief/ Chief/Founder 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar

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J. Milton Miles
Whenever the Presbyterian bell Was rung by itself, I knew it as the Presbyterian bell. But when its sound was mingled With the sound of the Methodist, the Christian, The Baptist and the Congregational, I could no longer distinguish it, Nor any one from the others, or either of them. And as many voices called to me in life Marvel not that I could not tell The true from the false, Nor even, at last, the voice that I should have known.

The Jmos Biography
Jeremy Moses Biography Hi, I am Jeremy Moses, but on several message boards (and here on Fubar) I am more commonly known as JMos. I am an internet radio DJ/Programmer on Baby Dolls Radio, which is a fubar.com radio station and lounge. I am also the Lounge Manager of the same. I also am the editor of Tri-State Media Watch, which is a blog about Cincinnati, Ohio-area media (meaning radio, television and newspapers). I blog there every day during the daytime hours (9am-6pm) or whenever news breaks out about the local media. I live in Florence, Kentucky with 5 other people. My mom and stepfather live here. I have three brothers living here too. Andrew Herald, Mitchell Herald, and Mark Moses. I have a sister as well, Truly Moses. And she has a daughter, my niece, Novelei Robbins, who is 2. And since I mentioned that the man of the house is my stepfather, I have to mention that my father is actually living in Hamilton, Ohio. Larry Moses is 62 now, and still out there having fun li

Jnail
what i am willing to offer the highest bidder fu owned in name after pastel princess for the month that person owns me rate all pics and stash during happy hour make personal salute if cash bid click my pic above to place a bid on me

Jnblk
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you

Joachim Kroll
The residents of the apartment building on Friesenstrasse shared a lavatory, and one of them, Oscar Muller, was on his way to use it. In the hallway, he encountered his neighbor Joachim Kroll, who warned him that the toilet was all stopped up. He said it shouldn't be used. "Was ist los?" Muller asked him, and Kroll responded that it was plugged up. Muller wasn't quite certain that he'd heard correctly when Kroll added that it was full of "guts." Muller thought it was a joke, so he went into the lavatory. To his horror, he saw that the water in the bowl was blood-red and it had a foul odor. Holding his nose and looking more closely, Muller believed he could see some sort of wet tissue floating to the top, although if his neighbor had not tossed off such an odd comment, he wouldn't have recognized it. The stuff did resemble guts, and he could not imagine who would toss their butcher scraps in here. If that's what it was. The blood-red color looked disturbingly fresh. Running dow

Joan Jett And The Black Hearts - I Hate Myself For Loving You
Midnight gettin' uptight where are you You said you'd meet me now it's quarter to two I know i'm hangin' but i'm still wantin' you Hey jack it's a fact they're talkin' in town I turn my back and you're messin' around I'm not really jealous don't like lookin' like a clown I think of you ev'ry night and day You took my heart then you took my pride away I hate myself for loving you Can't break free from the the things that you do I wanna walk but i run back to you that's why I hate myself for loving you Daylight spent the night without you But i've been dreamin' 'bout the lovin' you do I won't be as angry 'bout the hell you put me through Hey man bet you can treat me right You just don't know what you was missin' last night I wanna see your face and say forget it just from spite I think of you ev'ry night and day You took my heart then you took my pride away I hate myself for loving you Can't break free from the the things that you do I wanna walk but i run

Joan Jett - Love Hurts
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and mars Any heart not tough nor strong enough To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain Love is like a cloud holds a lot of rain Love hurts, love hurts I may be slow, but even so I know a thing or two, i've learned from you I've really learned a lot, really learned a lot Love is like a flame, burns you when it's hot Love hurts, love hurts Some fools rave of happiness, blissfullness, togetherness Some fools fool themselves i guess But they're not fooling me I know it isn't true, know it isn't true Love is just a lie, made to make you blue Love hurts, love hurts I know it isn't true, know it isn't true Love is just a lie, made to make you blue Love hurts, love hurts

Joanie
How can you be so devastated by someone you never met in real life? A special friend I knew only online who meant so much to me left us. She was beautiful inside and out. She made me laugh, she made me smile, and she made my day brighter when I talked to her. (And yes, she teased me unmercifuly and got me worked up! *evil grin*) It didn't matter if she was having problems of her own or a bad day, she always had time to talk to me. Really talk, not just some of the online friends that you just chat with. We had real conversations about each other. We let each other into our lives and I'll never get the chance to met her face to face. I didn't get enough time with her! I'm pissed that I wont be able to talk with her anymore. God, it makes me so sad that she was taken from us so young. I miss her so much already! She had so many friends and so many peoples lives that she touched. It really hurts. She passed on my birthday (and even if it's selfish) I think it makes it hurt that much

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts "i Hate Myself For Loving You"
Midnight, gettin' uptight. Where are you? You said you'd meet me, now it's quarter to two I know I'm hangin' but I'm still wantin' you. Hey, Jack, It's a fact they're talkin' in town. I turn my back and you're messin' around. I'm not really jealous, don't like lookin' like a clown. I think of you ev'ry night and day. You took my heart, then you took my pride away. I hate myself for loving you . Can't break free from the the things that you do. I wanna walk but I run back to you, that's why I hate myself for loving you . Daylight, spent the night without you. But I've been dreamin' 'bout the lovin' you do. I won't be as angry 'bout the hell you put me through. Hey, man, bet you can treat me right. You just don't know what you was missin' last night. I wanna see your face and say forget it just from spite. I hate myself for loving you . Can't break free from the the things that you do. I wanna walk but I run back to you, that's why I hate myself for loving you. I ha

Joanna Found The Row Machine I Was Looking For
Thanks to everyone for trying to find the row machine I was looking for. Joanna found one in Redwood City, California. It's the Lifefitness Liferower.... go figure. They don't make them anymore, but found a company that refurbishes them for $1200. They weigh 190#'s, but if anyone else is looking for a great workout between the weights for total body toning and cardio, this is by far the best I've ever seen. Contact me for further information, they have 11 of them left. My email is CaptAdams35@hotmail.com

Joanie.....your One And Only
Do you love me? Or do you not? you told me once, but i forgot. So tell me now, and tell me true, so I can say that I love you. Of all the girls I've ever met, you're the one, I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I go to heaven and wait for you. From the moment I saw you i knew this was true So damn beautiful my eyes fixated on you. I wanted to hug you, hold you so tight, I wanted to tell you this feels so right. Now i have a voice, my feelings out loud, A smile on my face so happy and proud. A man with a dream and a dream come true, A man who has found the one, the one is you! When I first saw you I was afraid to meet you, When I first met you i was afraid to kiss you, When I first kissed you I was afraid to love you, and now that i love you i am afraid to lose you. Love is like a river, or maybe a deep blue sea. Love flows on forever, always and endlessly. Love is something special, something you can't touch or see. Love is amazing, this thing I feel

Jo Ann
JO ANN I cry myself to sleep at night, I can't handle another fight. When in the world will all of this end, and just how did it all begin? Forgive me Father, please, because I soon will commit a great sin. Heavenly Father, take me away I don't think I can survive another day, my debts, I ask, have I not already paid? Please Lord, understand, I do not want to stay. I have been beaten black and blue, and unto him, I have remained true. In HELL is where I have been livin', and in return, this is what I have been given. My own life, I will take for I will die for my own sake because I have already passed the mental break and I do not know how much more punishment my body can bare to take. I'll spread my wings and fly away after I tell my loved ones good-bye. I ask you all to please not cry but to just remember that I am watching you from the sky. M.G.C.H. (~CARELESS WHISPERS~) September 23, 1995 (In loving memory of my cousin, Jo Ann, who commi

Jo Ann 2
JO ANN-2 We lost you on that long and fateful day it is selfish of use we know wishing that you could have stayed. God took you away from this cruel world where people have branded you as a fool. Did you really want to die? Did not anyone hear your silent, innocent cries? We know we shouldn't grieve and shed wild tears for there is nothing left for you to fear but we only hope you know that we loved you dear. We are thankful we were able to hold you one last time but little did we know that us saying, "I LOVE YOU" would be our way of saying, "GOOD-BYE". We all miss you so much, and your kids long for their mother's touch. We all know that you are safe from the hand that rocks the cradle, we just never realized that love could be so fatal. We shall not be afraid to die for we know that you will be waiting for us all in the sky. M.C. C. H. N. (~CARELESS WHISPERS~) July 22, 1995 Age: 21

Joan Of Arc
Joan of Arc, Xena, Wonder Woman and Sigourney Weaver's characters -- these figures are all aspects of Pallas Athene. She is both the Warrior Woman and the Peaceful General, representing strength and wisdom. Following her example, we find our inner courage and strength and know that we will survive life's battles. Our confidence in our abilities, our creativity and resourcefulness in times of crises, and our level of physical coordination depend in part upon this asteroid's position in our birth charts. Our feelings toward government and politics fall squarely under her jurisdiction. The woman who stands at the front of the picket line or who volunteers at the polls feels this asteroid's influence more strongly than the woman who avoids the civic arena altogether. Your skill at sports, whether you enjoy fierce competition or prefer to relax and play for fun, begin with this asteroid. Professional athletes such as Nancy Kerrigan and Anna Kournikova are good examples of the Palla

Joan Jett Told It True...
Ok, so many of you know me as the Virgo's Lounge Greeter/Night Bar Bitch/Assistant A$$ Kicker, and that my husband (Virgo's DJ Devil's Reject) and I just had a baby boy. Well, the Virgo's days are no more... Before our son was born, Kare (Virgo's Owner) told us that she completely understood that we would not be around nearly as much, since we would be caring for the little guy. In fact, she made us promise not to be online all day. Much to our surprise, when we logged on today, we found out that our lounge staff status had been revoked. When my husband asked DJ Fire about it, he was told that Kare had given him control of the lounge (even though he had already been removed from lounge staff once) while she took a break, and that all of the staff members' status had been revoked. Long story short...we came to find out that we were the only two staff members who actually had been completely removed. DJ Fire had also posted al lovely bulletin stating that he was "the new sherrif

Joan Of Arc Press Release
Exactly 577 years ago on May 30th, 1431 Joan of Arc was burnt at the stake as a heretic and Witch. As Pagans, we should hold this martyr in our minds and spirits as a constant reminder of what can happen when individuals in power decide to use OUR faith to justify their questionable actions. While St. Joan did not self-identify as a Witch or a Pagan, preferring instead to believe that her "supernatural" visions and powers of premonitions were divine gifts from Christ, it is important that we as modern practitioners recognize what atrocities can be committed by those who don't understand nor appreciate our chosen path. Today however, that is not the world we live in. joan.jpg (17544 bytes) As Americans the first amendment to our governmental constitution gives us the right to freedom of religion (for full reference please refer to the following web address: http://caselaw. lp.findlaw. com/data/ constitution/ amendment01/ ). This can be translated to me

Joanna's Happy Hour!!
JoAnna Is Having a HAPPY HOUR!! JoAnna is a Proud member of The Shadow Levelers and also Club FAR!! This is her FIRST HH!! So let's make it a GREAT ONE for her!! Save all your 11's to use during her HH!! She is a wonderful woman and deserves to be loved on during her HH!! Her HH is......... This Saturday @ 9:00p.m. Fu-Time!! So Let's Make This a HH to Remember!!! JoAnna"- Proud Member of the {{{Shadow Levelers}}}" & "Club Far"@ fubar ****************************** This Loving Pimpout brought to you by..... ♡JÁmï€-£¥ÑÑ Real Life G/F Øƒ ϟϟJÁkè the §Ñåkèϟϟ {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar

Joanna Has A Happy Hour Tomorrow!
> JoAnna > Is Having a > HAPPY HOUR!! > > > JoAnna is a Proud member of The Shadow Levelers > and also Club FAR!! > This is her FIRST HH!! So let's make it a > GREAT ONE for her!! > Save all your 11's to use during her HH!! > She is a wonderful woman and deserves > to be loved on during her HH!! > > Her HH is......... > This Saturday @ > 9:00p.m. Fu-Time!! > > So Let's Make This a HH to Remember!!! > JoAnna"- Proud Member of the {{{Shadow Levelers}}}" & "Club Far"@ fubar > > ****************************** > This Loving Pimpout brought to you by..... > ♡JÁmï€-£¥ÑÑ Real Life G/F Øƒ ϟϟJÁkè the §Ñåkèϟϟ {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar >

Joanna's Happy Hour
JoAnna"- Proud Member of the {{{Shadow Levelers}}}" & "Club Far"@ fubar This Pimpout brought to you by: Miracle Monkey Chief of N.A.P Member of Club F.A.R Team Capt. Team Love@ fubar Auto 11's are on come Level up!!

Joanne My Angel
You opened up a part of me that I just can't hide, you have turned this darkness part of me into light.. You have given me peace so now I can fly, So I spread my wings so I may not die.. I picture you every time I close my eye's, sitting there a beauty so rare the lust of you addiction cry's.. You have branded me with your love, placed me in your trust, my thoughts cry out into the night only to be silenced by your touch.. Two souls brought together so that we could shine, for to long I have carried you in my mine, eye's so soft they can stop time.. I give you everything I am, my heart just for you to hold for all of my life, I stand before you just as a man, asking for you hand, will you be my wife..

Joaquin Phoenix & Reese Witherspoon Lyrics
Go away from my window Leave at your own chosen speed I'm not the one you want, babe I'm not the one you need You say you're lookin' for someone Who's never weak but always strong To protect you and defend you Whether you are right or wrong Someone to open each and every door Chorus: But it ain't me babe No, no, no, it ain't me babe It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe Go lightly from the ledge, babe Go lightly on the ground I'm not the one you want, babe I'll only let you down You say you're lookin' for someone Who'll promise never to part Someone to close his eyes to you Someone to close his heart Someone to die for you and more Chorus You say you're lookin' for someone To pick you up each time you fall To gather flowers constantly And to come each time you call And will love you for your life And nothin' more Chorus

Joaquin Phoenix
I love Joaquin Phoenix movies Walk the line, Ladder 49, Signs, Two Lovers. He has won so Grammy and Oscar Awards. but wat the hell is going on now??? Rap??? everyone thinks its a Hoax. The way i see it is he is one of the best actors out there, so u cain't really tell if he is acting or if he really has gone looney. I hope he is just acting. If u havent seen the Late Show episode with him on it youtube it. But wat is with Casey Affleck??? He follows Joaquin around everywhere with a video camera recording him and taking pictures... IDK wat to think i jus hope it is a Hoax and he comes back to acting. If Joaquin Phoenix really is on drugs i think it has to do with his younger brother River Phoenix death. River died at a club called The Viper Room owned by Johnny Depp. River went to the bathroom where he did tremendous amounts of cocaine and heroin. Pheonix may blame Depp for his brothers death... Others think that after he played the role Johnny Cash (R.I.P.) in Walk the Line is

Job
Starting a new job on 9/19 have been a domestic engineer for a few months and am ready to go back to work.I'm a vet assistant and have been doing that type of work for the last 12 years..it will be nice to go back to work and take care of the kitties and puppies.Hired at a nice vet clinic in Arlington,Texas as a vet assistant/kennel tech and am full time 8:00am to 6:00pm and a couple of weekends a month.Won't be able to get on the LC as often and that sucks cause I've made some great friends on here.Will get on as often as time allows and well holler at as many friends as I can..The people here at the LC ROCK!!Thanks for all the love!!

Job
Well I hope I get my job at wal mart. I did all 3 interviews and the drug test for them. I will be working in the photo lab and in 1 year I will be certified to work the machines that print the photos! So wish me luck. been told that if wal mart drug test you after your interviews your pretty much gonna get the job. So yeah lets just hope so

Job!
Okay update. Monday my lawyer friend canceled my appointment, come to find out the next day he just decided he didnt wanna help cause he likes me. So i got the papers my self, got them all filled out just gotta start the process was gonna go to today to the court house however i left them at my friends house when i left this morning, i knew i was forgetting somin..grrr...lol...well..i went for my job interview yesterday with capital one corporate office. I got call few hours later and they gave me i proposal which i accepted. TG! i think i jumped around the house for 20 min. So i go for orentation on friday for a hour and start on monday!!!!!

The Job
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

Job
Well started my new job today and LOL OK didnt do shit for the half day worked lol. JK I showed up with 2 other guys (all the plant operators 1 per shift) an we were just setting up more of the place sweeping floors, unloading trucks loads of our product, shot like that. and there was this heavy ass thin weighted 500LBS that landed on my foot OUCHIES lol oh well tomorrow is another day, hope the power company turned on our power already

Job
Well I put my 2 weeks notice in at work and they threw a fit. Told me I was leaving there at a bad time. Told them I had no choice, since the fact that i am moving. I want to be packed and ready to go by the 23rd of this month. I told them my last day was the 22nd. They want me to work the 23rd. i looked at them and laughed and told them i don't think so. I am not packing and then driving on the 24th. Do they really think I am that stupid. They had the nerve to tell me if i didn't work they would not give me my resignation and that they would put it down as being fired. I told them to go for it because on the notice i wrote out it says the 22nd. And to top it off they changed my schedule for this week. Now they want me to work this Saturday from 8 to 5 and i laughed when i saw that. I have plans already. I am not working, not when i made plans last week when i knew what i was going to work this week. OH well, guess i will miss my first day of work in 2 months there, they get pissy with

A Job!
I've been home from school for about three months now, but I've finally got something. A preschool in Syracuse just hired me to be a one-on-one aide to a child with special needs. They're only at school half days, so it's only part-time, but a couple afternoons a week I babysit a toddler for a few hours so I should do ok. In terms of school, I thought I was going to go back to Canisius in the fall and switch my major to history. But now people are telling me to look into schools that actually offer preschool certification so I won't get screwed over again. Ugh, I'm sick of trying to figure out where I'll be and what I'll be doing by September. I wish I was just done with school already!

Job
Well I finally got the promotion I've been up for.It only took them 4 months to decide they better give me the job because there was no one else that knew how to do it. So now I have the title for a job I've been doing for months....and I'm still over work and under paid.....oh well story of my life....lol

Job
HI, WELL ITS TIME TO GET NERVOUS TONIGHT I START MY NEW JOB ON 3RD SHIFT. WISH ME LUCK. I SURE HOPE ALL GOES WELL IM SO NERVOUS. I GOT TO FIND A WAY TO GET SLEEP SO IM WIDE AWAKE TONIGHT IM NOT USED TO THIS. HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY EASTER AS WELL. TTYL MISSY MyHotComments

Job...
soo i apparentlly have a job now...at this Smoothy place they are building by my house, been following up with them, and the owner called me today had a little phone interview and he says hes going to higher me, dont open till next month so will see how this goes, should be an intresting place to work...

Job
At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Yuma sits a Huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?" At this, the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the shit out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat. Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job."

Job
I went to interview for job and realized they require a car. That's the part they don't put in the ad for a job. No Experience however you will need a car or soem form of transportation. There is no such thing as easy money especially when it comes to ads like these that leave certain pieces of info out of their adds. They should just be honest. I know now so I can ask that question ahead of time and not be lead astray lulled into thinking this is a sure thing. There are very few sure things if any at all.

Job
Well this is my first ever blog entry. This is my last week in my current job. I finish on Friday and am off to the competitors. My boss took it extremely well. He demanded my car off me - which he can't do until my last day. He's given my company phone to my successor - whom he appointed 4 weeks before I actually resigned. I'm not bitter - I know whats in store for him.

Job
Hey ya'll, most of ya'll know I took a job with JB Hunt. Not my dream job, but it's a job for now. Well, I'll be driving over the road for them, so I won't be on here as much as I usually am. I'm leaving today for orientation, I should only be gone for a week, but who knows. For those of you who have my number, feel free to call and check in on me. If you want to talk to me while I'm on the road, Either leave me a private message here with your number or ask next time you see me online. I gotta go. I'll see ya'll later. Redneck

Job
What else happen this summer? I lost my job. I believe where I worked at were afraid my ex was going to come there and threaten me. This a a big security issue for patients. I just started this job in March of this year and only worked 6 months. I learned alot and loved my job. I made some friends. I didn't understand and still don't. I had doctors stick up for me and have great letters of recommendations. I am on unemployment until I can find another job.

Job
I have a job interview on Monday and I am very nervous about it.If I get this job I will be working from 3 in the afternoon till 12 am and while I am working I will be staying at my cousins till I can afford my own place. I will let you all know how it goes.Didn't get the job so I am moving to Florida.

Job
Yep u read right. I have a JOB!!! Now don't frown casue it's at Papa John's..be glad I have a job!!! I fel human again. I will get my first check Dec 7 and a larger check Dec 21. I can't wait. FInally get caught up on bills! See.. blessings once again!

Job
POSITION: Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be wil

Job......
So as of yesterday I have a art-time joby job.......I am enjoying the time away from home. The pay ain't to bad either.....For those who don't know Arizona is a right to work state, which means the employers can pay you what they want.....as long as it equals to the federal min wage if you get tips. And since I work in a restaurant as a server that means I can get paid a little as 2.25 an hour. This place pays 5 an hour plus I get tips. The tips at this place aren't as much as say the last restaurant I worked at but that's ok cuz I get paid more an hour......I work at a pizza place so there are more phone orders than in house dinning..... Well I suppose that's all for today!

Job
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and

Job
Well i finally got a job start feb 25 woohoo after looking for sooooooo long im so hapy maybe things lookin up now . now i can work on getting place of my own and get car which will help alot so im excited things starting get right

Job?
Yesterday I went to a picnic with my husband for his job. well somehow it came out that after our trip I am going to be looking for a new job. I guess I made an impression on the manager of the VIP reservations because she went up to my husband and told him to call me and tell me to put my application in so she could hire me for the part time spot that is open. it is more hours and higher pay than what i am working now. yay :D hopefully soon I will be sitting at a desk answering the phone and making reservations for the hotel :D

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So, today my dried up piece of shit main boass came in to do breakfast at 5 30, and matter of factly announced that from now on I get to do the breakfast for the entire hotel. And not only did he say THAT, he also tried to tell me how to do my MAIN job, which is night audit. I am just a LITTLE fuckin pissed, since I wasn't hired to be kitchen staff. And cooking breakfast for a 125 room sucks ass. I almost considered moving to another hotel in the area, The AGM there has a mild crush on me, and told me that he would put my application "on top". But I love this place; my coworkers are awesome and love me, the location is secluded, I have a decent pay, benefits, etc. So I just dunno. I'll have to suck it up, but I hope he gets abducted by Colombian guerrillas when visiting his whore mail order gf. GRRR!

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As some know, I work at a hotel as a night auditor. My friend has recently told me that a hotel next to us is looking for a full time night auditor, which is what I do. That hotel is the same star gradation as ours, but I personally like it more. And the pay is a lil more, plus it gets higher with experience, which I have plenty of. One thing that is holding me down, however, is benefits. Working for Hilton corp, I stay at almost any Hilton chain hotel for 29-49 bux a night, which is pretty sweet. Also, my medical benefits are really nice too. The boss is kissin my ass now ever since I bitched at him for having to make breakfast and being totally unappreciated for it. So now I dont have to make breakfast cause he is afraid that I am going to quit. Rightfull so.. Rewind back: I was a sales coordinator for about 4 months, and all of a sudden our full time NA quit. So, the GM called me up to his office, and said I wasn't doin a good job and he was gonna let me go.

Job
So, my interview this afternoon was probably the longest interview I've ever waited for/did. Not tom ention, it's the first interview where I'm gonna have to go back a second time before the final decision. My "soon-to-be-boss" hopefully, is really awesome. Really nice guy. I think interviews are the only time I can come out of my shyness shell and look like an amazing, outgoing person in every normal day life hahaha. But, he sounded very very interested and said he was gonna get on a background check and asked if I had anything I wanted to be up front about, and I said I was sorry, I was actually quite a good girl and didn't have so much as a speeding ticket on my record haha And then he said he'd be calling me by the end of the week to set up a second interview Basically what I'll be doing is being a live in/resident to a couple of mentally disabled people, but not horribly disabled. A lot of them just need some supervision, need help balancing their checkbook or cooking d

Job
I am going to go apply for a few jobs today, wish me luck... Sucky thing is, with my carpal tunnel I will end up screwing myself in the future because I am going to apply for some house keeping jobs at a few hotels that are near by... BUT RIGHT NOW I need ANYTHING! No Income SUCKS!

The Job
I have been working as a PC/QMRP now since September 1st and it has been full speed ahead since day one. I cannot say that I dislike my job but I can say that I dislike the mess left behind for me to clean up. Part of the reason I was given the promotion is the fact that I have a reputation for following policy and being a strong leader. I am currently working many long hours organizing the houses and retraining the staff while attending quarterly and annual meetings for the consumers on my caseload. I have done a move from one home on another team to one of my own and have been informed that I will be opening two new houses by the end of this year. YAY!!! I enjoy the people we provide services to. It is the staff that have me pulling my hair out as they see how far they can set themselves up for failure. I have already made it very clear that I will make attempts to retrain and then if this does not work I will rehire. I have almost filled all the open positions and if I could quit

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J oh buh not J aw buh I just watched the last 10 minutes of Evan Almighty. And I thought to myself y'know what'd be great? If that team would re-tell the modern Job. I would laaaaaaugh my ass off. Especially if we could get Morgan Freeman back as God. Let's do the smitey, arbitrary, contradictoraly cruel and random God of the old testiment, enough of grampa hugsandlove. Or let's do that guy that had his wife turn into salt- and then his daughters got him drunk and fucked him YEAH! I guess what I'm getting at is... yeah there's a possitive christian message in these movies here, and I'm not going to knock loving thy neighbor, doing the best you can to improve this shitty world- but we can do the unbelievably unpleasant aspects of the bible in cinema too (like Passion). It would probably still be well received. Hell. I'll even write it for you. I won't even have the little asides and debates of the morning star and the lord of creation. Half of you wouldn't even catch that its a

Job?
so yesterday i filled out an app online for famous footwear near me and today they called me for an interview...they asked if i wanted to apply for sales associate or assistant sales manager because of the info on my resume thingamajig...i told them associate for now til i get a feel for the store and what not and then maybe move up so i go in tuesday at 4 for an interview...wish me luck and stuff...i wanna rub boobs for luck but mine are chaffed so any volunteers?

Job
Ok a few knew that at the first of the year the last job I was wotking closed down.. So it left me jobless and looking for work.. I had enough to pay a months rent and bills saved up.. But after that jobs were hard to get where I am.. Especially in the winter thanks to snowbirds.. Well after 2 months and help from my family I got a job making barely enough to pay rent.. But then I had a stupid moment and lost it after a month.. All I can say is never work as a civilian for the military the job sucks ass and the pay is even worse.. Well 2 days after I lost that job I had a call from a store down here the day after I applied online.. Apparently they needed a manager and offered me the job if my background check came back clean.. Well duh I'm a goody goody type never been in any real trouble so of course I knew what it would say.. But when they didn't call me after 5 days I started to worry because of the shit at my last job.. But finally I got the call today to start immediately and t

The Job
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll B

A Job And An Ex
Well first off I got a job with Liberty tax. I don't start until Jan. though but I mean thats because thats when people get their W-2s. But I'll be the youngest person working there. The lady who hired me she like loves me I mean like a daughter or something. lol during my interview she said "You're smart, attractive, young, I think you would do well here." I think that means she wants me to bring in the younger single men lol. Anyway I'm pretty excited. Well something else that recently happend...I had another ex bf ask me to marry him. I don't think he is serious but he says he is. Well he sorta made it clear he was serious. I told him I wouldn't answer him since it was on the phone. But he said he wouldn't ask me with out a ring and he wasn't going to get a ring unless he knew it was what I wanted. So I'm not engaged and he knows that I really like this one guy so yeah. I guess he is just going to wait. From what he said "All I have to do is wait for him to screw up." But I dunn

Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

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Job Application This is an actual job application submitted to a fast-food restaurant: NAME: Greg B DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It was lousy. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday . DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBI

Job 28 ; 12 ; - 29 ; About Wisdom >>
12 :But where can wisdom be found?And where is the place of understanding. 13 ;Man does not know it,s value,Nor is it found in the land of the living. 14 ;The Deep, says it,s not in me. And the sea says it,s not in me. 15 ;It can not be purchased for gold, nor can silver be weighed for it,s price. 16 ;It can not be valued in the gold of o' phir. 17 ;Neither gold nor crystal can equal it. nor can it be exchanged for jewlry or fine gold. 18 ;No mention shall be made of coral or quartz. for the price of wisdom is above rubies. 19 ;The topaz of Ethiophia can not equal it,Nor can it be valued in pure gold. 20 ;From where then does wisdom come? and where is the place ofunderstanding? 21 ;it is hidden form all the eyes of all the living,and concealed from birds of the air. 22 ; destruction and death say we have heard a report about it with our ears. 23 ; God understands it,s way,and He knows its place. 24 ; for He looks to ends of the earth,and s

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COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well. MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend. DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around. MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control. CAREER-MINDED: Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way). APPLY IN PERSON: If you're old, fat, or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled. SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to replace three people who just left. PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. I'M EXTREME

Job...and More...
JOB...and more WOW my lucks turned around fast! all in only 3 days... first got CPR certified, then First Aid certified last night....now i have a fucking JOB!!!! funny story about the job...went into Target today cuz my friend jeni who works there told me they are highering...did there lame computer app....then got 2 interviews (mind u im NOT dressed up in any way. im wearing Shorts and my Droomstyyg shirt im convinced this shirt is lucky now..) and ya they offered me a cashire posistion...just gotta go take my Piss test on tuesday and wait for a call about Oreintation and such! YAY I RULE!

Job Application
Job Application This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a

Job Advice
Im in a dilemma and dont know what to do so going to take some ideas from all my wonderful friends and fans :) heres the situation- I work in a factory on a line that i HATE- the job itself is not bad but all the politics and bullshit that goes with it. ************************************************* my job now- 4- 12 hr graveyard shifts(7-7) and 10 hrs on sat night/Sunday days for double time pay though also have been having to cover shifts on Thursdays fridays for people on FMLA or just plain shorthanded so this amounts to 6 or 7 shifts a week instead of 5.While the pay is nice it is a VERY physical job(heavy lifting, bending,on feet entire shift) I also have some issues with some people on my line but who doesnt? ****************************************** about 3 weeks ago I bid on another line( 5- 8 hrs shifts mostly days and even with 5 positions available was denied. I was upset so when another 8 positions on the die casting line came open I bid, not so much bec

Job Applications R Boring Lol
ITS FUNNY I GOT A JOB N INTERVIEW BOTH IN THE SAME DAY WITHIN 5 MINUTES N TODAY THEY EMAILED ME THE APPLICATION. TO APPLY EVEN THO I GOT THE JOB GRRR I GUESS ITS FORMALITY LOL...I HATE FILLING THESE THINGS OUT LOL IVE DONE SO MANY OF THESE. I ESPECIALLY HATE THE ESSAY PART BUT ITS FUN LOL BUT HEY LOL ATLEAST I KNOW AFTER I FILL THIS OUT IM OFFICIALLY IN LIKE SIN LOL. I STILL HATE FILLING THESE OUT LOL.. LOVE U ALL MUAHZ TESS

Job Application For Real
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas . They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place DESIRED SALARY: $185,0 00 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAV

Job Ap
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more inti

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Job At Walmart
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'NO, they ain't TWINS. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. WHY would you think they're twins? Are you BLIND, or just STUPID?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Job Application
Fubar Name: Fubar Profile Link: Yahoo ID: Position: Lounges you have worked for are what lounges you are staffed in: *For DJ's Only* DJ Name: Music you play: How much music you have: Tell me why we should hire you: Leave a comment on the botton with your answer's plz

Job Apps: Via Smartphone Make Career
"The money's on the street", it says in the vernacular. To collect it to enable job apps for watch mobile. They offer small activities, with which you can earn a few euros to at least as a secondary activity. Generally: no matter whether the networks or finding a job. In this area too, apps on your Smartphone are becoming increasingly important and helpful. Job apps work just as easily as any other app for games or information. In case the job apps with which you can earn money to load a corresponding app on his cell phone, it appears a map, for example, from Vienna. On the map are listed, several small orders how to find out the opening hours of a particular business or a specific offer at a supermarket check. There are jobs that can be done easily. There are a few euros. A sales pitch brought according to "German newspaper" 30 euros, which was to do with a used car dealer. But such deals are rare. Half a million good job apps The agent, so the provider of a job app, wh

Jobby Job Job!!
I got the most radical job I could ask for, while I am in school at least!!! I get to get my hands all bloody and play with vomit all day!!! YIPPY!!!!! Oh and the pay is soooo much better than I expected!!! Again, YAY!!!!!!! DEEDEE!!!!! HORAY!!!!!

Jobb Huntin'
My name is Art. I am a recently graduated UCLA MBA student. In this economy, even graduating from UCLA Business School will not guarantee you a job. I have been trying all of my connections to find a great job but seem to have no luck. So I began searching for some great tools on the internet that I could use to either get a leg up on the job Job Interview Videos and Interviews on Video search and came up with some cool websites. A cool place I found was Video Job Interview and Video Resumes It’s a great tool to search for upper level management, or account executive jobs. Another great place to find tips, and ideas about how to write a resume, or how to give a great interview is about.com. Trust me, these websites are gold! Just thought I woul the knowledge. Good luck everyone!

Job Babysitter
Anyone who knows someone in need of a babysitter/Nanny, please notify me. I charge fair and have good references. May let them know of me and give them my number and name if they would like to talk to me. 316-617-8553 Danielle Enloe, Thanks for anyone who may be-able to help! I love kids and love to help take care of children who need to be taught a lesson. I'm fair with the kids and try to teach them the right. I feel that children are the most precious beings because of the fact they are innocent. They do not really know much and thats how i believe they should be, they should be a kid and have fun and play and use their imagination greatly. You only have innocence for so long before you never have it again. My ranges are between 2 months and 10 years old. If younger, it depends. Prices very on how many kids and for how long. I will discuss prices if you contact me. I do like to have a day where i come over and meet the kids and the family to get the know them and have lu

Job Change
SO I AM CURRENTLY A NIGHT MANAGER FOR A LOCAL TRUCKING COMPANY. I MAKE GOOD MONEY BUT I AM STRESSED OUT BIG TIME. THE JOB IS OK BUT THE BULL SHIT I PUT UP WITH SUCKS. I COME FROM A FARMING BACKGROUND MY GRANDPARENTS FARMED,MY UNCLE FARMED, AND I WORKED ON AND OFF THE FARM AFTER H.S. SO IT IS IN MY BLOOD IT IS SOMETHING I LOVE TO DO (A PASSION YOU CAN CALL IT). THE BIG PROBLEM IS I WON'T BE BRING HOME AS MUCH MONEY BUT ON THE OHER SIDE. IT IS 5 MILES FROM HOME (CURRENTLY DRIVE 50 ROUND),THE STRESS WOULD GO DOWN, AND I MIGHT EVEN QUIT SMOKING. SO THEREFORE SAVING MONEY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. HELL I MIGHT NOT EVEN GET THE JOB. SO THERE I VENTED A LITTLE. THANKS SCOOTER

Job Change
Today i will receive a message from another prospective employer. They will send me when a good time will be for an interview on Monday. I may just call them instead and find out at that time while at work. I really want to quit my current job so i can work there. For now all i can do is wait and see. The good thing about working for this new employer is that i will be working 3rd shift instead of going back to 2nd shift when school starts. It will make it hard for travel still but I don't care. I really want to work there. I may also have to work weekends and once again... i don't care. what is important to me is changing jobs and working at this new place.

Job/career/home/life Yes.
So things are about to change. No more stay at home mom.. Well kinda, its ideal really however it falls. Just say I got a very sweet deal of a job, and a offer for one thats soon to come. Will be very nice to be on my own again and taking complete care of me myself, my wee one and I. Not exactly sure where everything will fall but none the less cant wait to figure out the details and start fresh.

Job Creation 101: Tax Hikes Don't Work
The good news is that the economy created 431,000 jobs in May,according to the latest government report. The unemployment rate alsofell from 9.9 percent down to 9.7 percent. However, the bad news isthat 411,000 of those jobs were government jobs working on theCensus.Of course, since these jobs are purely temporary, they will alldisappear when the enumeration ends. So much for the governmentcreating jobs. The private sector, meanwhile, created only 41,000 new jobs in May and job losses have leveled off even as job crestion remains stagnant. Layoffs have returned to their pre-recessionary levels. Hiring,however, has not returned to pre-recession levels. Between the lastquarter of 2007 and March 2010, the number of monthly new hires fellfrom 5.2 million to 4.2 million-a drop of 938,000 workers(without rounding). Hiring remains well below pre-recessionary rateseven as layoffs have returned to normal levels.To sum it up, all the bailouts and the allegedly job-creating stimuluspackages have

Job Descriptions
Job Descriptions 1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. 2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didnt happen today. 3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant. 4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. 5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand. 6. A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isnt there. 7. A topologist is a someone who doesnt know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut. 8. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief." 9. A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

Job Dis-satisfaction...
I got a lot of it! I'm already pissed that I lost my free weekend to this damn storm. And now I get to be woken up early to being basically told I had to come into work. The only reason I'm not there right now is that my parents will not allow me to leave this house and try to make that trek. Even if I do live rather close to work... So I am pissed because this is not the first time nor will it be the last until I get out of there that they try and stick me with hours just because I live close and I've always been the one to help out. Yet people dont think of all the times I help out when it comes to complaining about me taking time off. They also clearly dont understand how to read a schedule for they dont seem to understand that it will send me over 40 hours if I work today and they truthfully can't make me do that. They can't make me go into work when I'm not scheduled. Not gonna work! Go ahead and bitch at me or about me but I'm so not gonna go in to that shit-hole beca

Job Description For Being A Parent....
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!! POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5.00. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in cas

Job Dissatisfaction
ho-hum... suffering from dissatisfation with my job, so i decided to do saomething about it, rather than just lament. I've mailed my resume off to 5 places today and i'm getting ready to leave for the library and fax it to another 3 places. Bad thing about living here is that it's not a very 'boombing' place, so the jobs aren't just sitting here waiting to be plucked up! lol too bad, so sad as my ma used to say. it was her birthday yesterday, she would've been 48... I really miss her sometimes...

Job Description
Girlfriend Application Job Opening in Office of External Affairs Job Title: Girlfriend Reports to: President (gratefulguy75) Job Description and Responsibilities: As Girlfriend, you will be expected to communicate with and partake in activities with gratefulguy75 on a regular basis. Qualifications: The ideal candidate for this position is an independent, attractive female residing in the eastern Iowa area (outside of area will be considered on a case by case basis) with sex experience and no sexually transmitted diseases. The abilities to prepare food, play an instrument (voice counts as an instrument), and legally purchase alcohol (meaning you are able to go out) are strongly desired. Compensation: This is an unpaid position but offers a great opportunity for anyone looking to gain experience in a relationship with a man of rising importance with established social significance or for anyone looking to add to their resume. Benefits package includes frequent interesting

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Job Descriptions DJ: Using the SAMS Broadcast software, play music through the lounge to entertain the listeners. Actively monitor the request line page and communicate with the Head DJ, in regards to any schedule conflicts. Above all else have fun. The more fun the DJ has the more fun there is in the room. Greeter: While in the lounge, actively engage people as they enter, and try to get visitor’s to hit the subscribe button. Make everyone feel welcome and have fun. Promoter: Promotion is an all encompassing task, from going to peoples pages and leaving comments, to talking about the lounge as you interact with others on fubar. The key focus of promotions, is to promote in a positive manner where new members are brought to the lounge. Creativity is highly encouraged. Enforcer: Keep the lounge free from drama, and warn/eject anyone not following the rules. Also protect the staff, IE: the females on cam. There will be no disrespecting those that go on cam,

Job Description (parent)
PARENT Job Description This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it! POSITION: Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in thr

Job Descriptions For Staff
1. ALL STAFF.. FROM THE OWNERS TO THE GREETERS.. HAVE TO GREET PEOPLE AS THEY COME INTO THE LOUNGE. YOU NEED TO SAY HI AND WELCOME AT THE MININUM. TRY TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH THEM ESPECIALLY IF YOU NOTICE THEY HAVE NOT JOINED IN OR IF NO ONE ELSE HAS STARTED ONE WITH THEM. 2. SECURITY... YOU ARE THERE TO BE SECURITY FOR THE LOUNGES BUT YOU ARE TO GREET AND WELCOME AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER STAFF MEMBER. 3. ENFORCERS... THERE ARE PROPER DROPS TO BE USED IN THE CHAT DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION. WHATCH FOR THOSE SITUATIONS TO OCCUR AND DROP THE PROPER DROPS. DO NOT BE MEAN AS YOU DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN THE LOUNGE. TAKE THEM TO SHOUT BOX AND STILL BE NICE. EVEN IN A SITUATION WHERE YOU HAVE TO EJECT OR BAN SOMEONE BE NICE ABOUT IT. 4. ALL STAFF... NO ONE IS TO CALL DOWN ANOTHER STAFF MEMBER IN THE LOUNGE FOR ANY REASON. TAKE THEM TO SHOUTBOX OR YAHOO TO CORRECT WHAT IS BEING DONE. 5. ALL STAFF... NO ONE IS TO BE HIRING OTHER STAFF MEMBERS OR TRA

Job/employment Spells
GOOD LUCK JOB OIL Allspice, cinnamon, sage, dill, from kitchen cupboard of grocery shop and mix with base oil - olive oil is fine. Warm leaves overnight strain through a tea strainer if you wish or just use. TO WIN A JOB Before you go to your job interview, you will need a green candle, a banknote and a paperclip. Light the candle and show both sides of the banknote to the flame. Fasten the note to the back of a photograph of yourself. Blow out the candle. Carry your photo, with the note attached, in your handbag or wallet during your interview. JOB SPELL Write on a green candle the kind of job you want and burn the candle saying: "To do for me this deed, bring to me this Job I need" And let the candle burn out. CANDLE SPELL TO GET A JOB This spell should be used only after you have submitted your resume or application. With a pin or sharp knife, write the name of the company(s) you want to work for on the side of a large green candle. On a red candle, you need to carv

Job & Food
Ingesting a bag of Cheetos. Probably make myself sick off of them. I have a job started last week. IT's a job so I'm not complaining much. Work is pretty easy. Cashiering is rather face paced. I never understood why people told me I'd hate it. It's great your so busy time goes by so fast. Alright I'm going back to chowing down on munchies.

Job Fair
So I went to a job fair today, and it was so awesome. I kicked ass in both interviews I did and dropped off resumes to lots of places. I was told by one HR guy that if I want a job where he works then I've got one. Pretty sweet. Just sucked to leave my friend in downtown all day baking in the sun, lol. Fun times and I looked like a stud in my suit.

A Job For Life And How To Get By. A Bad Memory Helps.
I stuck this on Mywasteofspace as an experiment to find out how people find you. It is a strange thing that every person who requested to be a friend on there is a musician trying to sell me their wares or a life coach. I even had someone, heaven forbid, telling me to work from home selling their perfume - well that smelled fishy so I declined them. I do wonder if they were informed that I had declined them or whether it is just another of those things that goes passed unnoticed. ++++ I learned something new yesterday but the only problem is that I have forgotten what it was. However, there is a valid excuse and that is due to a poor or impaired short-term memory which according to doctors is caused by belly fat. I am not sure why belly fat causes Alzheimer’s disease or whether I actually have that but it seems I have manky white matter which is conducive to a poor short term memory. I can live with that because it is better or improved now due to surgery but it is still not

Job Hunting Spell
Thursday, February 8 Job Hunting Spell ~Boudica~ Color of the day: Crimson Incense of the day: Coriander The best time to acquire a new job is in the first three months of the year, when you will find more opportunities and most likely be hired. If you are job hunting, examine your resume, polish it, and get help if you feel it is not up to standard. There are many websites that offer advice on resumes, and there are books available from the library as well. Draw a pentacle with your finger on the resumes you send out. It will bring you luck. And if a job strikes you as perfect, a few gold or yellow candles lit for the opportunity can only help. Local newspapers offer daily job opportunities. Network with friends and former workmates. A positive attitude will help you find that perfect job.

Job Hap-penis
i got a job today!! :) i\'ve got to cut my hair in the morning so all you lovely cherry girls prepare for a new look so if you wanna see pics of me after my hair cut i need to level up tonight so i can post some tomorrow!!! lol well this is job greatness and pain of losing my hair!! :

Job Hunting Stinks!
Okay, since Friday I have put in applications for at least 10 different companies. Thankfully most have a way to do so on-line! I have a long way to go still I know. I was finally able to put in for my unemployment today. I had to go to the library to do so however. My computer is experiencing some kind of run time errors, so I couldn't us it for that. Oh, I have to wait for some kind of packet to arrive in the mail and follow up with it by going to the place. I'll add more to this later. I get to get back to hunting.

Job Hunting & Remembering.....
Sunday, April 16, 2007 Had a bad night last night. Watched "Flip That House". Ty Pennington was keeping a promise to a cancer victim. His cancer was much more severe than Jerry's. The man on tv was diagnosed with some sort of melanoma and died 5 months later. They were looking forward to the restorations to the house when he was diagnosed and it took his savings. The entire town got together to see his dreams come true for his house and a mill that was also restored. They coordinated parts of the old house into the new house. Did the same with the mill. What got me was near his death, he looked like Jerry. I boo hoo'd through the segments I saw. I did my best to distract myself. I should have watched the middle of the show instead of being on computer. I watched the beginning and end of the show. Went job hunting and put in the application of caring for bf till his death. I hope I did that ok. I could not remember details of my past jobs, except for the AF, a

Job Hunting Continues
Every once and a while I check out the wanted ads for job openings. Most of them are out of my range sadly :(. I really need to change jobs. I don't hate the poeple I work with or even the place. It's the time and pay i hate. I would love to work a nice 9-5 cubical job. That is what i prefer. Getting up at around 7 and going to work clocking out at 5 and going on my way for a $8 or $9 an hour. That would be a nice one. Either that or a nice job with training on entry level pc specialty. For now i am stuck with my current position. All i can do is wait and see what happens. Hope seems to be a waste of time for me. Sends me to leeps and bounds only to let me down leaving me flustered and frustrated. It's the waiting that bothers me. It's like when I was going for my road test.

Job Hunting
as i was leaving church yesterday, i was stopped by a friend of mine who is the plant manager at a cabinet factory. he offered me a job working in the shop there - temporary work while i'm looking for a job in my field. then last night my aunt called and said that a friend who serves on the county commission here wants me to turn in my resume for an IT position with the county. i don't know if i would want to work for a government entity, and it's been a couple of years since i last worked in any kind of client-server environment. oh well. i'll send them my resume anyway. it can't hurt. maybe i should dust off my UNIX and Cisco books... grrr i knew i should have renewed my CCNA certification last year. oh well. so anyway, i have a couple of leads. maybe something will turn up soon.