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J oh buh
not J aw buh
I just watched the last 10 minutes of Evan Almighty. And I thought to myself
y'know what'd be great? If that team would re-tell the modern Job. I would laaaaaaugh my ass off. Especially if we could get Morgan Freeman back as God. Let's do the smitey, arbitrary, contradictoraly cruel and random God of the old testiment, enough of grampa hugsandlove. Or let's do that guy that had his wife turn into salt- and then his daughters got him drunk and fucked him YEAH! I guess what I'm getting at is... yeah there's a possitive christian message in these movies here, and I'm not going to knock loving thy neighbor, doing the best you can to improve this shitty world- but we can do the unbelievably unpleasant aspects of the bible in cinema too (like Passion). It would probably still be well received. Hell. I'll even write it for you. I won't even have the little asides and debates of the morning star and the lord of creation. Half of you wouldn't even catch that its a remake of Job.
Or that there's a moral. Because there wouldn't be without God going "hah, see what I did there?"
Getting it out of my system. Got company coming by.
