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Job Hunting In An Unsteady Economy
Whether or not the U.S. economy has hit a recession, one thing is clear these days: Uncertainty is in the air, and it affects nearly every economic sector, including the job market. The recent rise in the U.S. unemployment rate -- 5.7% in July -- indicates that fewer jobs are being created, but the shrinkage may not affect job-seekers in some fields, such as technology or health care. Nonetheless, experts say job seekers should pay attention to current economic conditions and expect that the job-search process may take longer. Adjust Your Approach? "The unemployment rate has risen, but it is not at a point that should cause job seekers to panic," says John Challenger, CEO of outplacement firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas Inc. "There is still demand for workers. Those seeking jobs in construction or mortgage lending might have a more difficult time finding employment, but we have not seen a significant downturn in hiring in other sectors." Alexandra Levit, author of "They Don't Tea

Job Hunting
Until recently the thought of job hunting never really crossed my mind, the way the phrase sounds is just a little silly though. I get this impression of someone with a spear, running through a forest chasing a job, ready to tack it down to the ground. A primal sort of expereince, once the kill is made, the hunter defends it from the other predators in the area, fighting tooth and nail to keep what he has taken. The truth is, I wish job hunting were this entertaining. There have only been two instances in my life where I have had to look for a job, the first one was pretty simple, I applied at a University, didn't get the job, but got another at the same place. Blamo, done, no problems. That was a couple of years ago though, when we weren't in an "economic crisis." Now, the prospect is much more...boring. I'm sure you've all done it, sitting in front of the computer for hours, clicking through the online postings. The relative fear you feel when each job you look at just doesn't feel

Job Interview
I got a job interview today for a store in the mall...I hope I get it cause I really need it! I just bought a new car, so money's really tight. I hope I can actually keep this job now! ...lol! So anyways, got to go get ready for it!

Job Interview
Alright, So I have a job interview in about an hour and I' super nervous. I haven't worked in nearly 3 years!! It's not a big professional job or anything but I still freak out about the interview process. I'm always afraid I'm being too fake. Well wish me luck! I really need a job! Christmas just gets more and more expensive every year!!

Job Interview
Job Interview A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly." Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four." Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal

Job Interview
Alright, after a few weeks of looking I have a job interview tomorrow at Schwans. I'd be one of those people who goes to the houses to sell food. Everyone pray that I do well on the interview and that they love me!!

Job Interview
As some of you know I got fired...oh wait I've been told I shouldn't say that...I got "let go" this Tuesday. It's ok kinda, cuz the job really really sucked, and evidently I sucked at it. LOL! Anyway.... At the exact time I got canned someone was leaving me a message at home wanting me to come in for an interview. Coincidence??? Fate??? Dunno, but my interview is today at 2pm cst..so if ya'll could send me some good vibes that would be wonderful. I really don't want to be a stay at home mom again and go bonkers. :-) Thanks in advance to all of you who read this and send me well wishes. xoxo Wonder Woman aka Tinabelle

The Job Interview
Job Interview You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about. ------------------------------------ Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. ================================================ ================================================ Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. ================================================= ================================================= You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. Ho

Job Interview In India
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mujibar said, "I am ready." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The manager said, "Go ahead." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Job Interview Today
Well this week has been awesome I must say. Not only spiritual wise but in general.I lov the weather out right now pretty much every day I have had all my windows open and front adn back doors(I have screen doors on both-man I love living in an house so much better than an apartment). But I had my interview today at KumNGo and I feel really good about it. The way we talked and she was talking to me. I just wont know anything until next week. So I just pray in the mean time that I get called to substitute teach again. Licoln element here in town wanted me to sub all day today but since I had my interview I couldnt. And that is why I do want the job at Kum N Go so it wont interfere with my church schedule since but also so I can substitute teach or go find a part time job during the day. But I overall have a really good feeling bout the interview its just waiting patiently until they call me next week to let me know. So please be in prayer with me because I really need a job also and thi

Job Interview
I have come to your office looking for a job. Your secretary has shown me to your private office and closed the door behind her. You rise to shake my hand, and I try to be subtle as my eyes move over you. You offer me a seat in a large chair opposite your desk, and I sit, crossing my legs. "So what are your qualifications?" you ask, and I notice that you are staring at where my skirt has ridden up, revealing a glimpse of creamy white thigh above my dark stockings. I begin to tell you of my job experience, but you are not listening. Your green eyes are roaming over my body. "Are you wearing anything under that skirt?" you ask. I blush, and murmur "No, sir." "Uncross your legs and spread your legs apart, " you order me. The authority in your rough voice starts my juices flowing. As I slowly part my legs, my skirt rises up, allowing you a full view of my moist and hairy pussy lips. I can feel the juice

Job Interview 2
i was offered the job but when we talked money it seemed that the original terms were wrong and i was offered a lot less than originally stated and i do mean a lot less so i turned it down . he was taking the piss. got another interview this evening and another on Friday so fingers crossed once more.

Job Interviews Gone Wrong.
Okay, so walk away from one disaster without worry. I hate that appearance means so much. I hate that mine holds me back. You can flatten my hair and take off my makeup and jewelry and put me in a power suit and I'll STILL LOOK WEIRD. I'm just the kind of person that looks like I belong in faerie wings causing trouble in a public square. I can't help it. I bought myself some "I feel lame" dark chocolate covered macadamia nuts and watch an episode of Angel with Shannon. Then I came home, took off the uncomfortable slacks and bra, took off the tasteful headband, and put on cargo pants and put my hair into demon horn pigtails. God, I look better now. I wish this look made money. Since when do earrings have an effect on professionalism? My spelling, grammar, and speaking skills were leaps and bounds over the people in the Jones Apparel Group corporate offices. I am so fucking capable. I am. And I'm leaking frustration everywhere. Ugh. I'll go back to Craig's L

Job In America?
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN)for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE I N MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE)and turned on his TV ( MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA

Job Interview
Four men were sitting around a conference room table being interviewed for a job. The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of. "That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And now you, sir," he asked the second man. "Hmmm, let me see..... a blink!," said the second man. "It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!", said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliché for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out on my dad's property, you step out of the house and on the wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the paddock the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of." The inte

Job Interview!
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Afghanstan a year." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?" "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls..point in you coming in for that

The Job Is Done!!
OK I GAVE EVERYBODY A FULL WEEK TO RESPOND, AND I HAVE CLEANED UP THE FRIENDS LIST!! IF YOU ARE STILL ON MY LIST, CONSIDER YOUR SELF A REAL FRIEND. BUT PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE ME NOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SAVED. I ONLY CLEANED OUT BECAUSE I WAS SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING BLASTED WITH WHAT PEOPLE, THAT DON'T TALK TO ME UNLESS THEY WANT SOMETHING, WERE DOING!! I VALUE MY FRIENDS BUT I'M TIRED OF MISSING WHAT REAL FRIENDS ARE DOING. ON THAT SUBJECT, IS THERE A WAY TO ARRANGE YOUR FRIENDS LIST ( LIKE A TOP 25 OR SOMETHING) ??? IF NOT, I THINK WE NEED TO ASK BABY-J FOR A FEATURE LIKE THAT ON HIS NEXT ROUNDS OF "IMPROVEMENTS" THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY RANTING, CHRIS ~~ JOKERLUVSBOOBS

Job Interview
I got a job interview at Blockbuster for a sales manager. I am really excited. Its better than fast food and I get to see movies before they come out! How cool is that? I am going to do my best to get this job.

Job Interview Outcome
Had my interview at best buy today wich i think went good they said they will let me know by monday or tuesday if i get a second interview....till then i found a cd at best buy ive been looking for ever where! the new Megadeth: United Abominations, so ive been blasting that! i must say its an awsome cd to!

Job Interview At Vet Clinic
Well..if any one cares.. i got back not long ago from my "Job Interview" at a vet clinic (Salmon Creek Vet Clinic), reason i used quotes was it wasnt much of an interview lol they called it a working interview so i pritty much just helped out around there for an hour or so...walking dogs, cleaning cages and such, they showed me how to do alot of the stuff...soo i should hear back from them by wendsday or so they said... on a side note its 9AM ive been up since 6:30 id usually be sleeping or went back to bed but im full of coffie so that wont be hapining lol...

The Job Interview ;)
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!" LOL....

Job Interview
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

Job Interview
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning. "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And, now you sir?", he asked the second man. "Hmmm...let me see. "A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich for speed." He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on

Job Interview
Went to my interview. She and I were not sure if I could 'handle' the job so she let me 'sit and observe' one of the transactions. The filling out of paperwork, going to get the person TO fill out the paperwork does not bother me. Even the name calling and rudeness from the alleged suspects I could probably handle. The 2.50 plus commission...for each bond you do...Yes, a bail bonds person! And 12 hour shifts. I would have potential rapists, murders, child molesters, etc. in my car transporting them to the office to fill out paper work....Alone! Also went and filled out an application at a place they call a casino. It has only the one armed bandits in there, no tables. And exploring and inquiring about a 'gatekeeper' job to see what it is.

Job Issues
I have lived in Virginia since September...how come i do not have a job yet? It's really quite frustrating. I need some kind of distraction from the counting of hours as they pass. A day seems so long when you have nothing to do...and nothing to look forward to doing in the coming days...I guess i will resort to street performing. *sigh* what has my life become?

Job Interview
"Shit," Michelle said aloud as she stepped out of her car into the pouring rain of Louisville, Kentucky. She was already late to her interview due to numerous accidents on the freeway. Michelle ran to the entrance of the tall brick building, her heels clicking furiously on the wet pavement. The area looked relatively decent, she thought to herself as she stepped under the awning. The bushes surrounding the building her neatly trimmed, and the paint wasn't chipping, so at least there was that. She went inside, to the secretary’s desk. "I'm here for an interview with Mr. Turner." The young woman didn't look up. She continued her oh so important process of filing her firecracker red nails. Michelle cleared her throat. The secretary sighed. "Sit down on the couch, he'll be with you shortly." "Thanks." She walked over to a brown leather couch, and sat down on the end. As she waited, she inspected her surroundings. The ceiling was fairly high, with wine colored walls, and pai

Job Interview..
"Shit," Michelle said aloud as she stepped out of her car into the pouring rain of Louisville, Kentucky. She was already late to her interview due to numerous accidents on the freeway. Michelle ran to the entrance of the tall brick building, her heels clicking furiously on the wet pavement. The area looked relatively decent, she thought to herself as she stepped under the awning. The bushes surrounding the building her neatly trimmed, and the paint wasn't chipping, so at least there was that. She went inside, to the secretary’s desk. "I'm here for an interview with Mr. Turner." The young woman didn't look up. She continued her oh so important process of filing her firecracker red nails. Michelle cleared her throat. The secretary sighed. "Sit down on the couch, he'll be with you shortly." "Thanks." She walked over to a brown leather couch, and sat down on the end. As she waited, she inspected her surroundings. The ceiling was fairly high, with wine colored walls, and pai

Job Interview Today
Well I got a Job Interview at the YMCA working with 6 months and up kids, and the way it sounds from talking to they lady i might get the job. Its only parttime but atleast its sumthing. ill know today what i start and ill also be doing kids bday partys too so that should be fun so i cant wait. wish me luck!! :)

Job Interview
Hey Guys Wish me luck, I have a job interview tomorrow ...in security cross your fingers... bradley I should have no prob..i have the training..Military Police for 2 years and working for a contract security company... just a little nervous...

Job Interview!!!!
That's right! For the first time since November, I finally got a job interview! It seems like it'd be really easy. It's a call center for insurance windshield repair. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers once again, that I can get the job!

Job Interview!
I just got a call from my mom back home because there was a letter waiting for me from the Supreme Court. Apparently I nailed the interview and the test but I have to do one more final interview before I will be hired. I'm one step away from becoming a police officer with the Supreme Court... god, please... let me dream. ONE STEP AWAY FROM IT ALL COMING TOGETHER!!! WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!

Job Interviews
So, after several months of unemployment, I have a couple of promising job interviews in the next week. This afternoon I go for an interview for a home-based therapist. I haven't quite finished my degree yet, and they know this, but you'd better believe that I'll be calling the clients every fucking day to get my Practicum hours finished and get the degree so that I can start if I get this job. Next Tuesday I go for an Employment Coordinator through the WorkOne office. I've done stuff like this before, for folks with Developmental Disabilities. This would just be for folks on food stamps and such, in the IMPACT program. Wish me luck :D

Job Interview Today!
As some of you that are my closest of friends know, I have been horribly unhappy at my current job. Therefore, I've launched a fevered search to get another one. Today I have an interview by phone w/Embarq. Hopefully this will be what I need to get outta the stressful job I have now. Call center work is what I know best, so I'm hopin this will work out! Wish me luck ya'll! BTW, HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ~H

Job Impressions
I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always expressed great interest. So I thought it would be a treat for her to spend the day with me at the office. Since I wanted it to be a surprise, I didn't tell her where we were going, just that it would be fun. Although usually a bit shy, she seemed excited to meet each colleague I introduced. On the way home, however, she seemed somewhat down. "Didn't you have a nice time?" I asked. "Well, it was okay." she responded. "But I thought it would be more like a circus." Confused, I asked, "Whatever do you mean?" She said, "Well, you said you work with a bunch of clowns, and I never got to see them!"

Job Interview, Funny
Job Interview A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. " "Why the rabbit?" "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

Job Interview
So I have a job interview tomorrow afternoon. Yay me! It's for an assistant manager position at a shoe store. I am wearing a skirt for the interview. The heat index is supposed to be 110 freaking degrees when I go for my interview. Ugh. So I am not sure if it would be tacky to not wear panty hose. I am wearing closed toed shoes but they are sling backs. Pantyhose are so god awful hot and the a/c is out on my jeep. Advice please!!

Job Interview - India
Pranjal was trying to get a job in India ..The Personnel Manager said, 'Pranjal, you have passed all the tests, except one.Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'Pranjal said, 'I am ready.'The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green ..'Pranjal thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'The manager said, 'Go ahead.'Pranjal said, 'The telephone goes green, green , and I pink it up, and say,Yellow, this is Pranjal.'Pranjal now works at a call center.No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have

Jobless No Longer!
I know its been a long time without a job but finally my luck is changing. Wednesday I got a part time job and Thursday ended with me getting a full time job as well working for Home Depot pending back ground checks and drug screening, neither of which I have any reason to worry about!

Jobless
So I lost my job yesterday...apparently it wasn't okay for me to be behind on my numbers after taking a week off to get married.....a trip they knew was planned when they hired me...at the end of the "exit interview" I was told I could still apply again some time in the future. Why the hell would I want to go back there?! They treated me like shit the entire time. I was pretty damn good at sales. People liked me and I was honest with them. I'm pretty sure the backstabbing bastard I worked with just bad mouthed me the entire time I was gone and he was working with the district manager. I'm so disgusted with that place right now. Well now I'm back to job hunting....my least favorite and most stressful activity that I've ever had to do... *le sigh*

Job Opening
Job Opening A little sicko humor for you. FBI Job Opening - Could you pass the test? The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. . Kill Her !!" . The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn.

Job Opportunity
Hey all, I am excited about looking into accounting courses online. I have always wanted to become an accountant. I remember growing up we had good friends that were my mom's but they were like our Aunts and Uncles. One in particular is a CPA. The friend that helped us with our taxes, and for whatever reason when he talks about taxes or anything to do with accounting i totally understand him!lol So I am looking into taking online courses for accounting, i was gonna be taking courses on Medical Transcription, but my passion is accounting. I have always loved numbers and am a natural at 10 key, hehe. So I am hoping that in the next year i can finish about that same time that my hubby does, he is taking courses online for Diesel Mechanic. We will most likely be going to the same school online, hehe. Also i talked to my mom the other day and she has told me that she is gonna help me with the schooling, originally i was gonna wait til hubby was done, and start next year, but she thinks it

Job Opening!!
You know if this was France or Italy, the dude would have been elected President! Ha ha!! Israel recalls El Salvador envoy after drunken episode POSTED: 8:50 a.m. EDT, March 12, 2007 Story Highlights • Israeli media reports El Salvador police found diplomat in yard drunk and tied up • Longtime diplomat Tsuriel Raphael reportedly was wearing sex toys at the time • Israel removes ambassador from his post in El Salvador, spokeswoman says Adjust font size: JERUSALEM (AP) -- Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found bound, drunk and nude, a spokeswoman said Monday. The longtime diplomat, Tsuriel Raphael, has been removed from his post, and the Foreign Ministry has begun searching for a replacement, ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel said. Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael in the yard of his residence, tied up, gagged and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing several sex toys at the time, the media said. After he was u

Job Opening In Mason, Oh
Life's a Drag For A Firefighter Arrested For DUI (CBS4) MASON, OHIO “Hey Mac, where’s the fire?” A volunteer firefighter in Ohio was charged with DUI and indecency after allegedly being found driving drunk through a park dressed in a woman’s bikini and wig. Mason Police say they received a call about someone stumbling, and driving, drunk through a local park. When the officers arrived at Heritage Oaks Park to check it out, 46-year old Steve Cole, of Waynesville, told them he had a perfectly reasonable explanation. He said he was driving to a bar in Dayton to perform as a woman in a contest which was offering a $10 thousand dollar prize. According to the Cole’s arrest report, he was wearing a blonde wig, pink flip flops, and a string bikini that had the top stuffed with water balloons. He also blew a .174 during a breath test. That’s twice Ohio’s legal limit. Cole, who’s been a volunteer firefighter with Wayne Township for the last 7 years, has been placed on administrativ

Job Openin' At Thu Circus!
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good-looking, older retired cop in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then

Job Opening
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here.' ' Why? Is that where the job's at?' 'No sir - that's where the end of the line is for the job!' :)

Job Opening For Nipple Ring Inspector
Woman says TSA forced piercings removal By GREG RISLING, Associated Press Writer 50 minutes ago LOS ANGELES - A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation. ADVERTISEMENT "I wouldn't wish this experience upon anyone," Mandi Hamlin said at a news conference. "My experience with TSA was a nightmare I had to endure. No one deserves to be treated this way." Hamlin, 37, said she was trying to board a flight from Lubbock to Dallas on Feb. 24 when she was scanned by a Transportation Security Administration agent after passing through a larger metal detector without problems. The female TSA agent used a handheld detector that beeped when it passed in front of Hamlin's chest, the Dallas-area resident said. Hamlin said she told the woman she was wearing nipple piercings. The agent then called over her male colleagues, one of whom said

Job Opening
A little sicko humor for you. FBI Job Opening - Could you pass the test? The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. . Kill Her !!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same ins

Job Offer :p
Well here is the thing. If you know someone that needs some photoshop work done, let me know! I do web designs, retouching photos, making logos,... Only thing you need to do is to get me a customer and i will give u 10-15% of the deal ;) c Happy hunting :P

Job Opportunity Ladies
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Job Part 2
Well I have seen my schedule for next week. And guess what they did to me? If you guessed that they put me down as that i am suppose to work next saturday you are right. They are fucking me over on my schedule. I told them when i got hired in I don't work on sundays. Well guess what they had me on the schedule to work this sunday from 2 pm to 11 pm. I'm not working it, they can kiss my ass. Bad enough I have to work tomorrow from 8 to 5 and they are in for a surprise tomorrow when i leave at 4:30. I am not taking an hour for lunch. I can't stand taking an hour for lunch. It drives me up the wall. Bad enough I am going to be standing around tomorrow with my thumb up my ass for 8 hours. Well Monday hours isn't bad i work 7 to 3. Wednesday i work 9 to 5 and friday 9 to 5. I am hoping they change those 2 days also to 7 to 3. I hate working to 5 feels like my day is shot. Okay well I ranted enough about my job. I will be happy if I can make it through next week without walking out.

Job Placement Aptitude Test
Put 400 bricks in a closed room. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. Then analyze the situation: a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing. c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering. d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning. e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations. f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security. g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology. h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources. i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales. j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing. k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in S

Job Prospect Update!
So I received a call this afternoon from the current direct of the tutoring center where I applied. She wants to meet with me next Thursday at 4:00. She sounded extremely nice, and it sounded rather informal. Her words were "Are you still interested in coming in to see the center and sit down and have a chat with me?" I*m really excited for this. Apparently it is between me and one other girl. Of course, I have no experience as a director or manager of anything, but I do have the degree, the office skills, and the compassion and patience for the job. Unfortunately, I think if this other girl has the experience history she may have a better chance at it. We will see I guess!! Wish me luck!!

Job Promotion
The roommate from hell got 2 birthday presents today. I was nice to him and had stuff for lunch. and he got the dispatchers job at AAA. He will be working 4 10hr days. That means less time having him away because he will have 3 days instead of the usual 2 off. But he will be away longer each day he works so that will help. And a small raise. But that will go away quickly when his bill collectors get to him. And I will have to help him survive until he can pay me back. AGAIN! But his Mom is so grateful that he is in my house instead of on the streets . And he would be too. He is such a lazy ass he might even screw that up. But his rent is better than trying to work 2 jobs, which I can not do now with my back injury. Win some lose some. Storms in area signing off.

Job Rejection Appeal Form
Job rejected? Next time your application for a job is rejected. Dear [Interviewer' s Name ]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview ]. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have had been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [ Firm's Name ]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates. Sincerely , [Your Name ]

Job Regulations
so with my new job I can't have any exposed tattoos, if you look at my pics you'll see I'd have to wear a long sleeve shirt. the manager said I could cover them up with ace bandages also, should I go in to work with my arms wrapped up like a mummy? that might throw off some of the customers...

Job Stuff
So... today I had my very first job interview. And twenty minutes later, I have my very first job. woo hoo. Monday is going to be my first day on the job. I'm now going to be getting off my lazy ass and working at Panera Bread. Good luck to me.

Jobs Suck Ass In Florida!
Ok Jobs suck ass! Get this, my Grandmother passed away the day before thanksgiving and my mom flew up to clean out the house and stuff. Then she drove back, and things were cool for a while, then while I was down there for Christmas, we got a call on Christmas day that my great grandmother had passed away. So we flew back up on the 27th my birthday and went to the viewing and stuff. So my mom flew back down on New Years eve and today she tells me that her job let her go... man it wasn't her fault that our family died back to back like that. So now it's really hard and frustrating for her because despite this shit, she was happy in her new job. You see, Florida has this right to terminate act set up where employers can fire people on whatever grounds they see fit, and they don't even have to give them the reason for it! Well Florida can kiss my ass for that! DJ_Starling

Jobs
GOOD PAYING JOBS IN AMERICA? Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.. While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch ( MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE!) and turned on his TV ( MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can

Job Searching
Well, to tell the truth, it's been almost 3 months now. I'm getting antsy. I need to work. I went to the school for help, and I sat in the employment office for 45 minutes waiting on someone to talk to me. Didn't happen. So far all the businesses have either been full up or not willing to hire someone they'd have to train. A couple of places were willing to hire me, but I'm not willing to drive 100 miles round trip a day for $10/hr. In the Jeep it would take ALOT of money in gas, not to mention the unnecessary wear and tear. SIDENOTE: I have "Deadliest Catch" on in the background. I love Discovery channel. They went grocery shopping and spent almost $3000!!! That's alot of greenbacks for food. It makes sense though, they are out at sea for long periods of time.

Job Security, Too, May Have A Happy Medium
Economic View Job Security, Too, May Have a Happy Medium By LOUIS UCHITELLE Published: February 25, 2007 NYTimes FOR more than a decade, many American economists have pointed to Europe and Japan as prima facie evidence that layoffs in the United States are a good thing. The economies in those countries were not nearly as robust as this country’s. And the reason? Too much job security in Europe and Japan, the economists said. American employers, in sharp contrast, have operated with much more “flexibility.” Hiring and firing at will, they shift labor from where it is not needed to where it is needed. If Eastman Kodak is struggling to establish itself in digital photography, then Kodak downsizes and labor moves to industries and companies that are thriving — software, for example, or health care, or Wal-Mart Stores or Caterpillar. This shuffling out of one job and into another shows up in the statistics as nearly full employment. Never mind that the shufflin

Jobs
"Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the country would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?????

Job Security
i am in the middle of job hunting and enrolling in college so that my family cna have what they need throughout life. the problem is is finding a job with job security and once we've found a job that has that will they give it to us. and if they give it to us are we going to end up like my brother who went through 6 years of college in order to be gauranteed a job with security only to find out, in doing so there is no room for advancement. so what then is job security? the fact that your job will never be sent over seas, or the fact that you will always have a chance to move up in the company and in your life?

Job,s, Car And Life In General
Well I am still at Kum & Go and am loving it!!! I worked my first over night shift by myself from 9pm-7:30am this morning. I have been sleeping most of the day and amnow wide awake at 10:23pm but I need to get used to doing that. I loved the shift last night went by fast we were pretty steay throughout the whole night until about 2am or so. But I did get a phone call yesterday from the Pryor Creek Recreational Center here in town which is the new gym/indoor pool facility we have very nice place. But until the city council board meeting(they are the ones who decide who work there) which I believe they meet on April 2nd. She told me if they vote me in then April 3rd I will go to the city hall andpick up all my W2 forms and fill them out and than take a $35(they reimburse so thats not bad)drug test and as long as the drug test and background check come back clean than I will be working noon-4pm. I am not for sure if it is every day or what I think so they said in my interview I had at the

Job Search Reason .1
(Originally Posted on April 12, 2006)The main reason I am looking for a new job is not because my boss is an idiot. It's because I don't have enough money for even the basic necessities.Here is something that happens every week or two that just happened today. We have had our phone shut off for about 2+ months now because we can't afford the bill ($80) to get it turned back on. So, when bill collectors call, they call my work. And I had one call today.

Jobs
So, I was thinking today about the things I've been lucky enough to have my hands in, in the last year. A couple of jobs stick out. Last summer I was lucky enough to work as a Sous Chef at a fusion restaurant. An amazing experience that only makes me want to go to culinary school even more than I did before. It's sad that I have access to only a tiny kitchen that doesn't allow me to really use all the knowledge I learned :( That will change soon enough though! And my current job, which I love, a professional pet nanny :) It started as something I could do in my spare time, while I got my own business up and running (www.voodoopincushion.com) but now it's turned into full time insanity! I am still working on my business, and hope to have the full web page functioning very soon. But, I get to spend my days with all kinds of great animals. I don't work in a stuffy environment, that enforces a dress code, and me to hide my identity. I go to other people's homes, while they are a

Job Search Update
This an update: In addition to the email sent by the MD of my former company to the Zone Director for North America, i've sent my resume a couple of days ago. The Zone Director called me today. They are starting up the first company in the US. He wants to meet me, he says, so we can talk about my ambitions and expectations. Sending my resume has been a winning move. That still means nothing, but looks like one step forward to my goal. That's great, i mean, if he called me that means that he's really interested in my skills. My fingers will be crossed from now on. Let me enjoy this ephemeral happiness!!!

Job Search Update No.2
The woman from North Carolina wrote me today. She has written an email to the President of the second biggest marine shipping company in the world. They are friends. The president is italian and he tries to give jobs to countrymen. Here i am. 100% italian blood. We'll see what happen Stars are by my side so far.

Job Search Update 4
Well, i've talked to the Presiden today. He seemed very helpful, he ssys he might have plenty of jobs for me, and not just in Chicago. Being the President of a HUGE company means that he is not one of those who like to waste time and fool around people. Though he has been TOO STRAIGHTFORWARD in which he said, i appreciated his help. He says that 2 weeks ago the government has changed some of the laws concernig Visa Issue. In other words, if you don't have a degree you can only hope to get a Managing VISA. How am i supposed to be hired as Manager??? In other words.......FUCK!!!! 2 freakin' weeks delay and i'm fucked up! Sometimes i wonder why things happen this way. I don't deserve to be so damned unlucky! Plus i love this Country like nobody else does. After i replied him back,maybe he had pity on me, he said he's coming in Chicago from NY on August 2nd. He wants to meet me and figure out if he can do something more. I "love" this man. He doesn't know me, he's one of th

Jobs
So after four lovely years of working my bum off I finally graduated from UMF in May. My major was Elementary Education, and so far the job search for a teaching position is not going very well. This year is a horrible year to be entering this profession. There have been immense budget cuts throughout the state for education, the one thing they should not be taking money away from, therefore, schools are consolidating, teachers are being cut or moved around within the districts, and new teachers trying to start out are getting nowhere. I have applied to probably 16 different districts, and I keep receiving rejection letters saying other candidates have been chosen..completely frustrating. Because of this, I applied for a director's position with a tutoring center here. I dropped off my resume 2 weeks ago, and they told me the director now would be calling me. She still hasn't called. My sister works for the tutoring center and they told her today that I*d be getting a call for an inte

Job Search
Well to start off,my job blows goat ass! I need to find a job with a better schedule but pays just as good or better then what I am getting now. Which to say is very hard to find in the State of North Dakota eh!...lol! Anywho...I recently went down to Las Vegas,and tested for a job with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department or (LVMPD). I failed the written test!...I feel like such a loser...but it was a tough test and I only missed it by two,bummer. I can go back in November and retest but I'm having issues wether i should go back or not, is this the right move or not? I'm I the type of person for this job?...I don't know! I'm a Heavy Construction Equipment Operator by trade and it is what I am very passionate about sooooooo...the whole cop thing is not looking so good. Buuutt!!..Heavy Equipment Operators don't get paid worth a damn in North Dakota and most are laid off come winter freeze up. I'm thinking about moving back out to the Tacoma,WA area and seeing if I can get a job

Jobs
Earning power - Or hair patrol. Just started a new job - cleaning. Hair - hate it, ready to shave my own head, and I swear if I have a single nightmare about hair I will. So, to all you rich fucks who can afford to have someone clean your house rinse, chase, vac your own fucking hair and get rid of the damm cats, they're stinky, smelly hairy and worthless too.

Jobs
Hello and thank you who all have joined the DSC Bombers now there are a few jobs out there to help this be fun i am gonig to need some to make tags id i know i will need one or two more co-founders just send the homepage a private messag and if you have any ideals let us know thank You DSC Bombers

Job Search
hey guys.... check out this new az job search site i discovered.... it's local, it's free, and it only takes a minute. one of my friends just started working there, so i'm trying to direct college kids or whatever to the site... www.jobsourceone.com you fellas rock!

Job Stress
When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, ‘I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

Jobs Available In Bordentown, Nj!!!
MULT OFFICE POSITIONS Gov’t Sub-Cont located in Bordentown, NJ has an opening for multiple office positions. Duties include all processing on acquired properties to prepare them to market on internet, and dealing with RE professionals and Homebuyer inquiries. Basic knowledge of Excel a must. Please fax resume to Ann at 609.981.5518 or email hr@nhmsi.com

Job Situation...
I found out today that the job I have been pinning my hopes on, I can't get. The reason given was that my work history wasn't up to par. I n the past 10 years I have had a few jobs. I only listed the ones that I spent any real amount of time at. Here is the list: 1995-1998 Sam's Town Casino----CLOSED 1998-1999 Station Casino---Bought- NOW AMERISTAR 1999-2000 Flamingo Casino---bought- NOW ISLE OF CAPRI 2000-2001 Papa Johns Pizza--high turnover rate for management 2001-2002 Northern Light's Pizza-CLOSED 2002-2003 Realiable Automotive--CLOSED 2003-2005 GY Janitorial--CLOSED 2005-PRESENT--SELF EMPLOYED JANITORIAL SERVICE Now I can't get a job because of the reasons seen above. Every place is either closed or has different management who have no clue who I am. Am I to blame for this? NO. But it appears as though I am in their eyes. Am I no longer able to get a decent job because of something I have no control over? If it weren't for my kids, Suicide is looking good. Or

Job Search
My job search has seemed to fizzle out somewhat. But Friday of last week, was the start of something else. I talked to my boss, and weve had a few good positive conversations about work. For one, she was never mad at me, but was mad at someone else. Were also working on a way to keep my job, and work around a scheduale to allow me to go to school. I dont know what else is going to come of it, or if im going to go any further for now at finding another job. Id say a good half of the reasons I was going to quit are now gone, but the other half is still there. All this, from a few conversations, and at least a few others to come. Kind of amazing to me what can be accomplished.

Job Search
I have been looking and to find a job here in SC and don't have any luck. Most jobs I apply for they tell me I am overqualified, the jobs I want I can't get because of my ex ruining our credit before we divorced. If there is anyone out there from the Spartanburg, SC area and know of a job, please let me know. I would really appreciate it. Thanks for listening to me babble. Trish

Jobs Available In Houston!
I have about 15 spots available! Look me up at www.gigdeuce.com or www.myspace.com/gigdeuceentertainment I know work is slowing down, But if you been watching us. Well we have Upgraded or website and We still are looking for people. There is still bug's in the website.So please don't comment on them. 3 servers are kind of hard to manage ;) and im still getting the hang of thing's! Thanks Gig

Job Search Jargon
Whether you are a student looking for that first time or summer job or a long-time veteran looking for a change of pace, this JOB SEARCH JARGON should help you get on your way... COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. FLEXIBLE HOURS: Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Management communicates, you listen and figure out what they want you to do. ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD: You whine, you're fired. CAREER-MINDED: We expect that you will want to flip hamburgers until you are 70. SELF-MOTIVATED: Management won't answer questions. SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend. DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around. COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT: We have a lot of turnover. SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER: We're not going to supply you with leads; there's no base salary; you'll wait 30 days for your first commission check. CASUAL WO

Jobs
Average American Joe started the day early by setting his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am, while his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) and he put on a his shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE), and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast with his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN THAILAND ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with gas (FROM SAUDI ARABIA ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AME

Jobs Available With Athena's Corporation
Athena's Corporation is always looking for good sales reps, managers, models , designers, promo girls, etc. This economy sucks right now and jobs are far and few between. There are plenty of openings everywhere, especially in the Portland area with the corporation. message me to find out more,

Jobs And Economy
Todays economy was not at all bad until someone stood and and merely said oh... the economy is bad. So we freaked out and shut down shit and raised prices. My opinion is that we are spending less because the government merely stated we where in slump. So WE ourselves made it even worse laid off people making production cut in half. So Now our economy is fucked. Because word of mouth... We are the American idiots.

Jobs: Harder To Get Into Than Harvard
Landing a job like getting into Harvard By Samuel Sherraden, Special to CNN Editor's note: Samuel Sherraden is a policy analyst for the Economic Growth Program at the New America Foundation, a Washington-based think tank that promotes innovative thought across the ideological spectrum. Washington, D.C. (CNN) -- The 650,000 jobs created or saved by the stimulus package so far make up only a small step toward correcting the gap between the tens of millions of unemployed people and the few openings that those people are fighting over. Even the administration's goal of creating 3.5 million jobs is far below what the economy really needs. With an official unemployment rate of 10.2 percent, the gap between the number of full-time job openings and the number of people who are unemployed has widened. Since the beginning of the recession in December 2007, job openings declined from 4.4 million to 2.4 million and the number of officially unemployed persons grew from 7.5 million to 15.7 m

Job Search And Resumes
I've been out of work since July 30th. I've sent out over 4000 emails in an effort to look for a job. I've recently gotten messages from several companies to stop sending them resumes because they've gotten it several times, without telling me that they had gotten it to begin with. These people need to hope that they are never in the position that I'm in, I hope they're not. Its so depressing.

Job Security
My mind is constantly, filled with these things. Images, visions, are haunting my dreams. Through every tear, all the heartache and pain. There is always something for me to gain. the blood trails I’ve followed, drowning in a river of tears. All of the bad decisions and wrong turns, throughout the years. Has left me with these words, a mind that doesn’t turn off. Full of nightmares, but giving me thoughts. I get paid for my pain, sad but true. I write it down, and share it with you. I can’t help but be thankful for, all my mind constantly sees. My pain provides me with, job security.

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The Job Thing
So I have been making a major move to achieve a promotion at my job thing... what a frikin mess this is, LOL My current position lets me goof off and slide on things like shaving everyday and such, but if I get this promotion I am going to be in the spotlight for a long LONG time methinks. I will update as soon as I know anything. ~work~

Job Training
my mother died in feburary. due to her passing away, money has been tight. one day , in late afternoon, it was raining , there was commotion at my apt complex. a couple were fighting. during the fight , one of my neighbors were trying to get to her vehicle. a police car blocked her vehicle. i asked her where does she work at. she explained and i asked if the place was hiring. once she responded, i went the following day. the following day,first i walked down to D.E.S. for my medical plan, and then i walked down to the job. once there, i had taken a typing test as well as an application test. during the 2 tests, i was alongside one of my nowadays co workers named dennis. well once after he and i were done, we waited about 2 hours for an interview. we were both told to come in with all of our personal info . then i got paperwork to take home explaining the job and its tasks, what to expect. on aug. 4th, i began paid training in a classroom scenery. less than a week into

Job Titles And Decriptions
Founder of the GIRLZ NEXT DOOR duties include but not limited to keeping home page running and accepting requests. Founder , CEO ,& captain will make All choices involving the group together. The CEO of THE GIRLZ NEXT DOOR will make All decisions and Stand in for the Founder whe She is not available. She is In charge of all issues with in the group, Involving the Group and outsiders. If there are any problems Speak with her In an appropriate matter. The Captain of the group will handle ALL of our ladies Requests and issues. If It can not be resolved then u Go to The CEO . If not resolved only then do u come to me. Please Follow the chain of Command. We will not Tolerate any of the ladies representing themselves as a part of This group In a negative or Crude manner. All ladies in the group need to participate on any events including reposting Bulletines and other things such as auctions. We are here to Represent Fubar As Classy Intellegent Tastefull but Sexi Women Any Girl i

Job Update 5
So, here we go. I had the interview today. This is the way to move around the VISAs issues. Work for this company for one year, abroad. Where???? Bahamas Then my way to the USA will be straight. i'm willing to leave

The Job - Urine Test
My Word Down W/free loaders Thinking: HUGE pat on the back! (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their A _ S, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistan

The Job - Urine Test
(I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100% Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check ! ? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope

The Job - Urine Test
THE JOB - URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100% Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete

The Job - Urine Test
THE JOB - URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

The Job - Urine Test
(I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please ; understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work.. . ... . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree. Something has to change in this country -- and soon!

Job Update
SO I'm very excited. I FINNALLY got a call back from one of my applications. Walmart called me looking for a cashier. I know its not glamorous but its better then nothing. Unfortunately the assistant manager wasn't in when I called. But thats ok.I've an interview comming up.I've never not gotten a job that I was called in for. So I think I got it.

The Job - Urine Test
THE JOB - URINE TEST(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!) Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is thedistribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.So, here is my Question: Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test toget a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their as# - doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.Pass this along if you agree or simply delete

Job 11 ; -13 ;- 20 Verses
13 ; If you prepare your heart and stretch out your hands toward Him; 14 ; If iniquity were in your hands,and you put it far away, And would not let wickedness dwell in your tents,; 15 ; Then suredely you could lift up your face without spot.Yes, you could be stead fast with no fear; 16 ;Becasue you would forget your misery,and remember its waters ,that have passed away. 17 ; And your life would be brighter that noon day. Though you were dark youd be like in the morning. 18 ;And youd be secure, cause there is hope. Yes youd dig around you, and take your rest in safEty. 9 ;You would also lIe down and no one else would make you afraid. Yes many would court your favor. 20 ; But the eyes of the wicked would fail,, and they shall not escape,; And their hope - loss of life.!AMEN!11

Job Woes
My office recently came to a situation where nearly 50% of the staff had to be laid off and unfortunately, my neck was in the way when the axe fell. While job searching can be a daunting task, I am fortunate in that I am in a very good position to land a new job in the very near future. However, since I do not currently subscribe to internet services at my home, I will only be able to visit CherryTap on a sporadic basis. To all my CT friends, I will see you when I see you! Take care, be well, and do good things for others!

A Job Well Done!
Another successful day here at the Belladonna Entertainment compound! Today we shot the beautiful, Rebecca Linares, with my favorite newcomer, Mark Steele! How lucky is this guy! Only two shoots in and he's already got to work with Rebecca! I haven't even worked with her yet!!! But bet your asses when I do, it's going to be one hell of a scene! She keeps telling me she wants to do a scene with me and she wants it to be really nasty! What should I do with her?? But before we shot Rebecca and Mark, we shot a newer girl, Tommie Ryden. This girl screams innocence! Only she's using it to disguise her true identity! She worked with Jon Jon. He popped in three spots! And the stuff that hit the couch? She cleaned it up for us, without using her hands! Dirty girl!!! She'll be booked again! Tomorrow, we have another busy day. We're shooting Jon Jon again, but this time with Amber Rayne. And sadly, I have to say, I won't be performing tomorrow with Steve Holmes and Claire Adams :( I

Job Well Done (poem)
JOB WELL DONE They have given their time They have given their all For a country that said we made them fall. Some say this is for power, Some same this is for the fame. We need to stop placing any and all the blames. We have a country that has needs to, look at our veterans that have no shoes. Many lost their lives, and many lost their limbs. Some lost their minds, and others lost their will. Some don't have homes, some don't have food. But this is our country who's out to do good. Give to your own, and then think of the world. Lets fix our backyards before we fix theirs. Our country is rich, with many things indeed. But lets give aid to our people in the time of their needs. So when you see a Veteran or someone in Uniform, Please salute or shake their hand, and say JOB WELL DONE.

Job Well Done
two people completely connected feeling incredible senses everything else leaves their minds for that short moment in time all you feel is this incredible pleasure all you want is for this feeling to remain and it is so hard to contain so you moan and scream nothing in the world feels as good it seems like a dream as it gets harder and faster you get to feeling like you are in completely ecstasy you begin to hear a beat, a melody you change positions but all of it is so delicious bodies become sweaty and moist all over and dirty wetness is so wonderful the intensity becomes stronger it won't last much longer so you climax take a deep breath, go outside smoke a cig and relax

Job Well Done
They have given their timeThey have given their allFor a country that said we made them fall.Some say this is for power,Some same this is for the fame.We need to stop placing any and all the blames.We have a country that has needs to, look at our veterans that have no shoes.Many lost their lives, and many lost their limbs.Some lost their minds, and others lost their will.Some don't have homes, some don't have food.But this is our country who's out to do good.Give to your own, and then think of the world.Lets fix our backyards before we fix theirs.Our country is rich, with many things indeed.But lets give aid to our people in the time of their needs.So when you see a Veteran or someone in Uniform,Please salute or shake their hand, and say JOB WELL DONE.

Jocelyn Andersen's Testamony
Jocelyn Andersen's Testimony"I was finished with God, Jesus, Heaven, Hell, Christianity, and anything that had to do with it.God truly found me at a time when I was not looking for him..."I was only six years old the day I decided I wanted to belong to Jesus Christ. I went home feeling a sense of euphoric joy at what had happened that morning. A sense of joy that was not to last...I don't remember the sermon topic. Theology wasn't a concern at the time. I only knew that when the Pastor gave the invitation to "join the church," I wanted to. And as he counseled with me and prayed with me, my six year old faith connected to God through belief in his resurrected Son, and I knew that something special had happened to me.I would like to say that I was faithful to God after that, but I wasn't always.My Mother made sure we were at Church almost every Sunday, and I said my prayers at night sometimes, but I never made Jesus a real part of my life. I had no idea how to do that.As an adolescen

Jock In Trouble
Jock finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial problems. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. "God, please help me. Ah've lost ma wee store and if Ah dinna get some money, Ah'm going to lose my hoose too. Please let me win the lottery!" Lottery night! Someone else wins... Jock prays again. "God, please let me win the lottery! Ah've lost my wee store, ma hoose and Ah'm going to lose ma car as weel!" Lottery night again! Still no luck. Jock prays again: "Ah've lost ma business, ma hoose and ma car. Ma bairns are starving. Ah dinna often ask Ye for help and Ah have always been a good servant to Ye. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so Ah can get back on ma feet!" Suddenly there is a blinding flash as the heavens open and the voice of God Himself thunders: "Jock at least meet Me half way and buy a ticket!"

Jocko
The Legend Of Jocko, The Black Lawn Jockey Explained by Deanna Dahlsad: Some claim it is to validate and honor Jocko Graves, the son of a free black soldier named Thomas Graves, who fought with George Washington. The story goes that Washington assigned the youth to safely remain on the Pennsylvania shore with the horses while they crossed the Delaware. Jocko was also to keep a lantern burning so George and the soldiers would know where to return after battle. When Washington and his army returned they discovered Jocko had frozen to death — still holding the horses and the lit lantern. The story continues that Washington was so moved by Jocko’s devotion that he commissioned a statue in Jocko’s honor. Titled “Faithful Groomsman” the statue stood at Mount Vernon in honor of the young patriot. ... But Professor Kenneth Goings ... says this legend isn’t true. And in an October interview with ‘The Daily Journal’ Goings says the lawn jockeys are “very, very much racist symbols” an

Jocks V Nerds
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. If you were given a penny

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Jod
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Jo Dee Messina - My Give A Damn's Busted Lyrics
(1st verse) Well you filled up my head, With so many lies. Twisted my heart Til something snapped inside. I'd like to give it one more try but my give a damn's busted. You can crawl back home say you were wrong, stand out in the yard cry all night long. Well go ahead and water my lawn. My give a damn's busted. (chorus) I really wanna care, I wanna feel somethin' Let me dig a little deeper... Nope... Sorry... Nothin' (2nd verse) You can say you've got issues. You can say you're a victim. It's all your parents fault, After all you didn't pick em Well maybe Oprah's got time to listen. My give a damn's busted. (*Well let me get this straight now) Your therapist said It was all just a phase A product of the prozac And your co-dependent ways So uhh ... who's your new neighbor these days My give a damn's busted. (chorus) I really wanna care, I wanna feel somethin' Let me dig a little deeper... Eeh-Eeh (3rd verse) (*Oh you're tellin'

Jodie Is Here
well i will lay it down for you,my mother died on feb.20 2007 and i found out that i have diabetes.i am healthy other wise, by working out and watching what i eat.pretty bad huh. i wish i knew how to make a memorial for my mother on here, but i am a begginer so if any body can help it would be appreciated.her name is TWILA McGINTY and she was only 54.too short a life for such a loving mother and friend.

Jodi
Well, work is kind of slow right now so I have time to get out a quick blog. I had sent the ex an email after she sent me the last one, saying to email me, or call giving her both my emails and phone numbers.... I'm waiting, I know that she read them... Wendy, things with her are on the outs! I can feel it, although she was upset about work today and came to see me... that happens when she needs comfort... I'm like that! I just hope that she remembers how much I loved her, well do love her. But I have to move on Brandi, a few words from her now and again, not much to count on, but something to look forward to if she would happen to break up with the ass that she is going out with.... The Spouse, I think that she is going crazy. She hasn't had her meds in a week and a half.. She's bi-polar, needs lithium... I hope that she gets them soon, I hate when she calls and rants about nothing really... I truely wish that I could focus on one woman, for quite a while I thought tha

Jodi Needs 95,000 To Level By Oct 7 And Help In Her Contest..
wishful thinking IS SO CLOSE TO LEVELING.. SHE DOES NEED 95,000 BUT AT LEVEL 21 THATS NOTHING. PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW HER LOT'S OF LOVE. IF ANYONE OF FUBAR DESERVES IT ITS HER. ωιѕђƒuΊ♥tђιŋЌιŋg@ fubar CONTEST LINK IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO SPARE THANK YOU AND MUCH LOVE KDM & DAWN

Jodi... Posted By Kdm And Dawn
wishful thinking IS SO CLOSE TO LEVELING.. SHE DOES NEED 72,000 BUT AT LEVEL 21 THATS NOTHING. PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW HER LOT'S OF LOVE. IF ANYONE OF FUBAR DESERVES IT ITS HER. ωιѕђƒuΊ♥tђιŋЌιŋg@ fubar OKAY SHE IS ALSO IN THIS CONTEST AND NEEEDS BOMBERS. WE CAN'T DO IT ALONE AGAINST THE FU-BOMBERS. SO IF JODI HAS EVER BEEN THERE FOR YOU PLEASE BE THERE FOR HER NOW! MY ACCT IS MAXED FOR PICTURE COMMENTS BETWEEN HER CONTEST AND MY GIVEAWAY. SO IF YOU COULD JUST DROP IN FOR EVEN A FEW COMMENTS... THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. CONTEST LINK IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO SPARE THANK YOU AND MUCH LOVE KDM & DAWN

Jodi's Poem 09/15/07
My Angel. I love you like no other. My love comes from deep within. I don't hold nothing back from you. I'll never lie to you. I'll never hurt you. I love every little thing about you. There's nothing I would change. I would take care of you. You would never have to do a thing. Hold you in my arms when you are down. Be your doctor & nurse when you not feeling well. Your very special to me. Very wonderful & precious. There is nothing I wouldn't do for you. Nothing I wouldn't give you. I just wish you could see. We belong together. I'll take you to places inside of your self. You have never been before. Why should you continue to hurt? Why should you not have the life & love you deserve? Take my hand & don't be afraid. For my love for you would never fade. I've loved you since I first saw your face. I'll love you until the stars stop shining in the sky. I wish & pray to God you could be mine. I'm forever yours. Forever your HunnyBear

Jodi's Poem 09/23/07
Knowing you as much as I do, I couldn't hold anything u do against you. You have been a very dear and special friend, always there 2 talk 2 when I need you, always have something or some way, 2 make me feel better and smile. Without you in my life, the last year, I don't know what I would have done. Thank you so much Jodi. I mean that with all my heart & soul. God bless you. James

Jodi's Poem My Ray Of Sunshine 09/11/07
My Ray of Sunshine When everything was going bad for me, no one was around, everyone let me down. Yet through all the gray clouds, was one bright shining sun ray. That ray of sunshine was you. You help me get through so much in the last 9 months and I owe you allot.

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Jodi
I don't really get all political in here, but I need to vent. You know, she probably could have gotten away with it if she hadn't went back after him and attacked him again. It wouldn't have been hard to say that she was so afraid that she blacked out and doesn't remember. But noooooo, she just had to go back. Then she gets up to talk before they sentence her...really, you're going to talk for about 20 minutes and not even say you're sorry...even if you didn't mean it. She wants life, I'd think I'd do anything to get what I want. Oh, let's not forget the thisrt she held up..."Survivor"...really, she'd going to choose that one to show in court. While she's at it, she talks about how she won't be able to see babies in her family and how she won't be in a friend/family members wedding. You bet ya...that's what happens when you kill someone. You get punished. She's not a smart one.

Jody
new girl in my life, will yes we had sex on the first meating we didnt waste no time, with in a hour of meating i had her undress, but you see i dont do that my self wright off the bat because i give a full body massage before i start with any female and i dont want my hard on too get in the way. oh my i found many driffent spots on her body she giggle about, tickle spots, she a other one that would love for me too wright things on her back, some dont understand that i tryed it on renie she didnt like it at all but jody she knew what it was all about something from our childhoods did your mother ever play with you , while you were young she may have draw things on your back, will that was just a mothers love. now i can see jody and i are going too have quit a bite of fun too gether, if i tell you she not the pertyest cookie in the cookie jar, i really dont care, its more the way her mind works, her willing ness too do things for me and i will do for her allso, now what wee need too fi

"jody"
“Jody” Jody is a hottie, who just loves to please And that’s only too clear when she drops to her knees You see Jody has a “talent”, an oral fixation She promises completion, there’s never frustration If word got around, they’d call her a slut But really dear Jody is anything but And in spite of her skills, no boy says a sound Because after one date, they’re not to be found Jody likes boys, and she likes a boy’s seed And that’s not the only thing on which she likes to feed Because Jody is a carnivore, so to speak She’s not in it for protein but more for the meat And just when a boy is ready to cum And Jody she senses the act is soon done She pulls back her lips from her teeth white and gleaming, Then clamps them together, and you hear high pitched screaming And thrashing her head to the left and the right She rips at the member with all of her might In only a minute, perhaps maybe two Her razor sharp teeth have cleaved their way through Then she is trea

Joe
there are just some things that words cant describe...the feelin i have when i talk to u... when i think bout u...and when i dream about u is amazing...ive never felt this way before in my life...i think that ur a wonderful person and without u there for me when i need u i dont know where i would be right now...my love for u has grown so much over the past couple of months...i think back to when we first met...i would have never imagined that we would be where we are today...its just going to keep getting better...i dont think that our love will ever fade ill always be there for u and when u need someone to talk to i hope you come to me...ill be your best friend...so once again i say...its u babe..its always u...my life is perfect with u in it...so thank you joe lots of love pam

Joe
"JOE" HE WAS DRIVING HOME ONE EVENING ON A TWO-LANE COUNTRY ROAD. WORK, IN THIS SMALL SOUTHERN COMMUNITY WAS ALMOST AS SLOW AS HIS BEAT-UP PONTIAC. BUT HE NEVER QUIT LOOKING. EVER SINCE THE LEVI'S FACTORY CLOSED, HE'D BEEN UNEMPLOYED, AND WITH WINTER RAGING ON, THE CHILL HAD FINALLY HIT HOME. IT WAS A LONELY ROAD. NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE HAD A REASON TO BE ON IT, UNLESS THEY WERE LEAVING. MOST OF HIS FRIENDS HAD ALREADY LEFT. THEY HAD FAMILIES TO FEED AND DREAMS TO FULFILL. BUT HE STAYED ON. AFTER ALL, THIS WAS WHERE HE BURIED HIS MOTHER AND FATHER. HE WAS BORN HERE AND KNEW THE COUNTRY. HE COULD GO DOWN THIS ROAD BLIND, AND TELL YOU WHAT WAS ON EITHER SIDE, AND WITH HIS HEADLIGHTS NOT WORKING, THAT CAME IN HANDY. IT WAS STARTING TO GET DARK AND LIGHT SNOW FLURRIES WERE COMING DOWN. HE'D BETTER GET A MOVE ON. YOU KNOW, HE ALMOST DIDN'T SEE THE OLD LADY, STRANDED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. BUT EVEN IN THE DIM LIGHT OF DUSK, HE COULD SEE SHE NEEDED HELP. SO HE PUL

Joe
I wrote a blog the other day about a friend I reconnected with from high school…since then, I’ve also thought a lot about another friend…a friend I took for granted. Be warned, this is really, really long…sorry. When I was 15 my parents separated and my mother and I moved from Coral Springs, FL back to Newport News, the area she was from. Before we moved, a very young coworker of hers, Joe, left for boot camp for the Marine Corps. When he left she told him if ever he was near Newport News to look her up…hahaha. The first place he was stationed was Yorktown Naval Weapons station…10 minutes away from where we lived. From that point on, Joe was like a family member, and when my parents got back together, he and my dad were together a lot. When he first got to the area, he didn’t have his car (it was still in FL) so he would take a cab up to see me sometimes. My mother worked a lot so it was nice company. I remember one time, in particular, I was getting ready for work and h

Joe...
I has a new OWNER! Whoot!!! Well, Well Well, Its true I tell ya! And he is one of a kind! He has been so sweet as to let me out to roam around for a bit, (just long enough to pimp him no doubt hehehehe) But he’s worth it!! You all know me. I HATE to share!!! But this guy is so sweet!!! I can’t keep him to myself. And the way I see it, if everyone will fan and rate him too, then maybe he’ll let me play on the fu more!! So everyone go and give TONS of luvies!!! Fan Rate and Add this awesome master of mine and hell, while you’re at it, CRUSH him too! Who doesn’t love a secret crush? He deserves it!!!! Even though he's my new owner, he really is an awesome guy and deserves to be pimped. He really is ALL THAT! He's sweet and shows love back. He is caring and truly a special Fu! Joe This PSA was brought to you by none other than Joes Slave… ღ Lådy Fåŋ‡åzïå™ღ Owned By Joe

Joe
my friend's best friend, Joe has had some serious life problems recently. Please lift him up to the Father with me. Take a few minutes out of your life to make a difference in someone else's whole world and ask God to bless him. When we get down in life, we ask the Father to lift us out of the miry clay, or to shine His dawn in our night season. Lord I lift up Joe to you right now. Forgive our sins Great God, please. Heal Joe's hurt. Strengthen his weaknesses in You, and weaken his strengths in himself to only know to rely on you in times of trouble. I come against any negative spiritual influence with binind and casting to outer dry parts prepared for you. And in this I ask in Jesus the christ's name. Amen

Joe
THE COLOR OF THE LEAVES KEEP CHANGING & THE FLOWERS ALSO START TO BLOOM...I OFTEN THINK OF THE BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES THAT WERE MADE THROUGHOUT THE YEARS...I FEEL LIKE YOUR PRESENCE IS NEAR BUT AM CONFUSED WITH THE HEAVINESS IN MY CHEST THAT HURTS SO BAD...I STRUGGLE & FIGHT NOT TO BELIEVE THAT THE SUN HAS SET FOR YOU...I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP SO MANY NIGHTS JUST WISHING FOR THE PHONE TO RING & HEAR YOUR LOVING VOICE SAYING YOU MISS & LOVE ME MORE...BUT IN THE END I ALWAYS SAY "I WIN"...ITS STRANGE TO THINK PAPA & I FIGHT SO HARD...IN MY HEAD THAT YOU ARE IN A BETTER PLACE BUT I WISH YOU WERE HOLDING ME IN YOUR ARMS...I REMEMBER THE DAY VERY CLEARLY OF WHEN I THOUGHT....HE IS GONNA BE MINE & THE PICTURE I FOUND...I WISH YOU COULD SEE OUR DAUGHTER GROW...SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL...THANK YOU FOR THAT MOST SPECIAL GIFT...I ALWAYS PRAY & ASK FOR YOU TO SHOW ME A SIGN YOUR OK...I FEEL EMPTY WITHOUT YOU...& I NEED YOU! I NEED YOU TO BE OUR GAURDIAN ANGEL...TO WATCH OVER ALL US HERE TILL WE SEE EACHOTH

Joe
All of a sudden me and mom just have you wieghing on our minds. You're all of a sudden in the front of my mind. I haven't shed a tear for you in so long and now I can feel those tear burning the back of my eyes with the unshed ones. I can't take it. I took care of you everyday and yea I complained some days when I had a bad day but I would do it all over again if I could. It always seemed when I had one of my bad days so did you, We always seem to be on the same wave link. Andy seemed to be catching the shit end of that a lot of times but hey we already had time to plot against him before he was born. lol. You know you always yelled at me for putting my life on hold but I never felt it when u were here. To me it just felt normal, but since you've been gone I see what you ment. I'm sorry that I never listened, but I didn't see it. There are so many times that I look back and see the things that you always seen and I didn't then feel bad that I didn't listen or that I didn't see th

Joe
I know that we are comeing up on 2 years that you have been gone but it still feels like yesterday and cuts like a very sharp knife that you're gone. That I'm not going to see that smile anymore and that I won't ever get to hear you're voice again. The fact that no matter how much it hurts you're not coming back. I deal with my depression everyday and the nightmares from that night and I'm still here but it is so hard. The days when it gets close to when you left us is the hardest for me becasue that is when the memorys are the worse. They are so strong as if it is happening all over again and makes it so hard just to get out of bed. Then I think my daughter needs me and she needs me to be strong and get up. I pretend a lot to be happy and that everything is ok because I know that I will make it through another day but there are so many times that I wish that I could go into your room again and tell you "hey I need your help" and you just role your eyes but listen to me and then hel

Joe Arpaio
Why is it that Joe Arpaio can do this in Arizona and it is not done anywhere else? Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail": He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination. He took away cable TV! until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, "So they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs." He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don

Joe Calzaghe Vs. Bernard Hopkins
Written By: Music Recording Artist & Former Top Welterweight Boxer from Philly: VITTO Taking early odds on the Joe Calzaghe vs. Bernard Hopkins fight.... Line em up and lay down your dough. I'm pickin one of the top 3 pound for pound fighters in the world, Joe Calzaghe. If Calzaghe ca muster up the same effert he did when he totally destroyed Jeff Lacy, he will rip the old man Hopkins to shreds. I have not seen a man get so totally dominated for every single round as I did when Calzaghe crushed Lacy since Larry Holmes played taps and dismantelled Tex Randal Cobb's face. Calzaghe would have done a similar distruction act on Kessler if not for 2 things. 1. Kessler is a better fighter than Lacy and it is very possible that at age 35 and almost 36, Joe Calzaghe's best fights are behind him now. What a shame this is. Calzaghe should have come and faught in the U.S.A. and made his mark here about 10 years ago. if he did, he would have been a household name and

Joe Durhams Poems That Me
rainy days cold night these days i need you let me hold you tight in my arms let me hold you close keep you warm tell you your my good luck charm look me in my eyes tell me im the one for you tell me im your every wish come true let me lay you down very gently then make love to you essentially let me caress your body from head to toe not missing a spot lets play around like connect the dots lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a roller coaster ride let me take you body on a never ending ride it always seems to just begin i love you girl hope we never end its nights like these i need you the most drink some wine propose a toast kiss your lips drop our clothes an at the end its like it just begin my kind of music my favorite song i want to be with you all day and all night long a spring breeze a summer sun now that I know you you are my one a winter sparkle an autumn tree added all up it equals you and me my best friend my only lover from here on out I'll keep

Joe Deloria Child Molester
So the other day I was arrested in my own home for protecting a 14 yr girl and her step mom who is near and dear to my family from her father "Joseph Deloria aka 'Howell MI fun male'" on here. This so called man molested his own daughter, a girl who was staying with them and potentially my 2yr old little girl. He claims that he is 100% disabled yet I have watched the man walk across a store just fine then when I yelled his name and asked how he was doing he tried acting like he was in a lot of pain, He was not in his chair, did not have a cane or walker and was Driving all by himself. Yes he is sick but not as bad as he claims. His daughter put up a baby gate in her doorway so he could not get in after he touched her she told me before the cops came to my house that if she got given back to her dad that she would kill him herself that there were knives in the house and medicines she could put in his food or drink, and that she would never let him touch her again. I was attacked by

Joe Don
http://www.stategazette.com/obituaries/ Obituaries for Jan. 12, 2009 (01/13/09) Joe Don Ashley, 33, of Rutherford, died Saturday, Jan. 10, 2009 at his residence. Services will be at 2 p.m. Tuesday at Johnson-Williams Funeral Home with the Rev. James Branscum officiating. Burial will be in Fairview Cemetery in Newbern. The family will receive visitors from 6-8 p.m. today at the funeral home...

Joe Gibbs Resigns As Redskin's Coach
Joe Gibbs resigns as Redskins coach By JOSEPH WHITE, AP Sports Writer 41 minutes ago WASHINGTON - After the toughest season of his Hall of Fame career, one that tested his leadership like never before, Joe Gibbs is stepping down. He resigned as coach and team president of the Washington Redskins on Tuesday, three days after a playoff loss ended an inspirational late-season run that followed the death of safety Sean Taylor. Gibbs will remain as a special adviser to owner Dan Snyder and was to discuss his resignation at an afternoon news conference at Redskins Park. The Redskins will search for a new coach immediately. Among the certain candidates are two former head coaches on Gibbs' staff, Gregg Williams and Al Saunders. The new coach will be the sixth since Snyder bought the team in 1999. Gibbs went 31-36, including 1-2 in the playoffs, after emerging from NFL retirement and his NASCAR career to sign a five-year, $27.5 million contract in 2004. He had al

Joe Jackson - Ass Of The Century
Michael Jackson's father Joe has filed suit against the administrators of his late son's estate, alleging the superstar's will is a forgery. The family patriarch recently launched a bid for a share of the King of Pop's fortune after he was excluded from the list of beneficiaries. Jackson has now filed legal papers calling for estate executors John Branca and John McClain to be disqualified, alleging they hid a mistake in the singer's 2002 will from the courts. The estate was recently hit by claims of a possible forgery in the document, which was signed and dated "July 7th, 2002 at 5:00 pm, Los Angeles," after pictures emerged of Jackson in New York on the day he reportedly put pen to paper in California. Attorneys for Branca and McClain subsequently insisted the will witnesses have confirmed Jackson himself signed the paperwork. But Joe Jackson isn't convinced. his lawyer, Brian Oxman, tells CNN, "The executors have an obligation to tell the court the truth, the whole truth and no

Joe Kinetic Is Wanting To Know Everyone's Thoughts On Making A Song With Celestino Lee
Hello everyone, we would like to know your thoughts on whether Joe Kinetic and Celestino Lee should make a song together. Please feel free to leave me your comments so that these AWESOME ARTISTS can see your thoughts :-)

Joe Lieberman And Judaism
by Dr. William Pierce As you know, we spoke about the Jews last week, and so I really didn't plan to talk with you about the Jews again this week, but so many listeners have written to me about Al Gore's Orthodox Jewish running mate, Joseph Isadore Lieberman, that I guess we're obliged to deal once more with this very unsavory subject. I should say first that I do not share the alarm expressed by most of the listeners who have asked me to speak about the Lieberman nomination. The Democratic Party has been so thoroughly in the hands of the Jews for decades now that I believe it's a good thing for them to be out front where they can be seen instead of continuing to pull the strings from backstage. It would be wonderful if George Bush, in his disgusting scramble to be inclusive, had chosen Elie Wiesel or some other high-profile Jew as a running mate too. How about Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank? That would be really inclusive, someone who is both a Jew and an open homosexual

Joeli
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Joe My Adorable American Boy
Joe rawks! He's my cute adorable american boy that I met on ct. Makes me glad I joined this site. He loves mint chocolate aeros. He loves mario He love pirates and he loves me ( i love him too ) hehe :D xx

Joe Materek's Fundraiser B-bq
Joe Materek's Fundraiser B-BQ Sat. Sept. 15th Noon - 6 pm Veterans Memorial Park Middletown, Connecticut Please Come Be A Part Of Helping Joe Get The Surgery He Needs, For A Life Threatening Brain Tumor Tickets Are Only $ 20.00 Food - Fun- Entertainment- Raffles Raffle items include- TVs- DVD players and something very special for Patriot Fans. One Of A Kind Paintings For Tickets Call 860-538-5047 Tax Deductible Donations Can Be Sent To: Joe Materek Fund P.O. Box 813 Hartford, Ct. 06142

Joe Medlock-do You Know This Man?
i just wanted to let everyone know that the man behind the name 'twistedobssessions' is a low life woman user. he picks women with young kids, uses their money for his benifit, and is too violent with small children. i know because i was used and my son was abused. hopefully if u r reading this you will understand that he is a danger to you and your family. he spent 11yrs of his life behind bars for molestation of a 13yr old girl. look it up on the net and youll see. and if you, joe, are reading this, i am not scared of you. my GOD is stronger than anything you throw my way, so just leave me alone before Karma catches up with YOU> dawnmarie

Joe Nichols, Brokenheartsville
He wore that cowboy hat to cover up his horns.Sweet-talkin' forked tongue haf a temptin' charm.Before I turned around, that girl was gone.All I can say is: "Bartender, pour me somethin' strong."Here's to the past, they can kiss my glass.I hope she's happy with him.Here's to the girl, who wrecked my world,That angel who did me in.I think the devil drives a Coupe de Ville.I watched 'em drive away over the hill,Not against her will, an' I've got time to kill,Down in Brokenheartsville.It was long on chrome, sittin' in the lot.An' fire engine red, that thing was hot.He revved it up, she waved goodbye.Well, love's gone to hell and so have I.Here's to the past, they can kiss my glass.I hope she's happy with him.Here's to the girl, who wrecked my world,That angel who did me in.I think the devil drives a Coupe de Ville.I watched 'em drive away over the hill,Not against her will, an' I've got time to kill,Down in Brokenheartsville.Here's to the past, they can kiss my glass.I hope s

Joe Pa
so, honestly... maybe it's because i could give a shit about football, and yeah i guess it sucks that he got fired and stuff.. but, if i were one of the victims or someone close to the victims, i'd be fucking pissed that the biggest concern is on who got fired... riot because young innocent boys were taken advantage of not because of who lost their jobs..... i guess in america football is more important than ruined lives... but, thats ok. i didn't have much faith in our society anyway.

Joe Smith
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock ( MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m. while his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor ( MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch ( MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio ( MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car

Joes Vows To Me
I JOE DOG promise to stand with you in all things... I promise to always protect you against all who oppose either of us... I love you and will always treasure the family we have made...separate people we are yet one in the common thread that can not and will not be broken... We hold each others dreams and hearts in each others hands and i swear never to take this lightly...I never thought to meet A/another with the love and the strength that we would so compliment E/each O/other... I was blessed mightily by the god and goddess the day the god and goddess brought U/us together...

Joe's Job Search
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE INMEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saud i Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia)(with tech support in INDIA), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE! France!!) and turned on his TV(MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he

Joes
read from the bottom up because I feel too damn ill to be bothered rearranging the fuckin thing or attempting to make a witty comment. ->JoeS: adding your stupid ass to my list of assholes for my friends to downrate and block. ->JoeS: fuck off you absolute tool. JoeS: do u have any sexy pix? ->JoeS: what about nsfw? JoeS: nsfw?

Joe Torre
Well it's official, Joe stays. It is great news and I knew it would happen. I'm a little disappointed in a lot of the so called fans on here who started thinking that Joe would be fired by George. After all I have never believed stuff that shows up in the two tabloid papers of the city, the Daily News and the New York Post. That's like believing the national enquirer that Paris Hilton had quintuplets from an alien from Mars. Just look at the financial aspect of it all, Joe has one year left on his contract and has taken the team to the playoffs every single year he has been with the team and brought home four championships. Well I'm done bitching. Now it's up to Brian Cashman to do his magic and get the trades made. This year's hot stove is going to be smoking. Welcome back Joe and let's get number 27 in '07.

Joe The Adventurer
joe was exploring a danergerous jungle when all of a sudden he was surronded by a bunch of tribal warriors. they had long sharp spears and wore the bones of animals as necklace's. they had the skulls of lions on their heads. standing before joe was the leader of the warriors. he had a huge headdress made of feather's and animal skins. as joe stood there he said "oh god! i'm dead". all of a sudden joe hear's a voice say "joe your not dead yet". joe asked "who said that?". the voice replied "this is god and you are not dead yet". so joe asked god "what do i do now?" god said "walk up to their leader and take out your big knife and stab him to death". joe puzzled asked god "are you sure?" god said "yes i'm sure". so joe walked up to the leader of the warriors and pulled out his knife and stab him to death. joe then asked god "now what?" god said "now you are dead"

Joe & The Motorbike
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day he comes across a Harley with a "for sale" sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such Great condition for 10 years. Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller," whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." No problem," he says.. And in they go. Joe is sho

Joe Torre
Should Joe go? I say no. GMS3 wants to let Joe go because he didn't win the World Series. Lets look at some of the other things Joe Torre DIDN'T DO: Joe DIDN'T sign Kei Agawa. Joe DIDN'T sign Kyle Farnsworth. Joe DIDN'T sign Carl Pavano. Joe DIDN'T pull Roger's hammy. Joe DIDN'T age Mike Mussina. Joe DIDN'T injure Karstens, Hughes, Wang, Matsui, Damon, Man-K or Giambi. Joe DIDN'T aquire Luis Vizciano. Joe DIDN'T go 3 for 17 with 1 RBI and hit into 3 killer double plays in the ALDS. Joe DIDN'T go 2 for 15 with 0 RBI in the ALDS. Joe DIDN'T start 2 games in the ALDS for a total of 5.2 innings allowing 14 hits and 12 earned runs. What Joe DID DO is lead this team through it all and made the post season after everyone thought the Yankees were done back in May. What Joe DID DO was manage what was GIVEN TO HIM BY THE YANKEE "brASS". Isn't that what a manager is supposed to do? So go ahead Geo, let Joe go. There are plenty of teams waiting for y

Joe Thomas
Day by day I think of you,How can all of this be true?I can't believe you're really gone,I still can't accept it,Even after so long.Just the thought of you makes me cry,I never even got the chance to say goodbye.Every picture, every letter,I don't know if it will ever get better.I always smell your familiar scent,It makes me think of all of the times we've spent.I know we didn't always get along,And every time we talked, it would always go wrong.So many things I never got to say,I never imagined you'd ever be so far away.You were my brother,And I loved you like no other.In my heart you'll always be,You’ll be my guide and help me see.I'll never forget your soothing voice,I would take your place if I had a choice.But now I have to let you rest,Although without you my world's a mess.I miss you with all of my heart,I wish we never had to part.I know you're always by my side,So now I guess this is my goodbye...Source: Big Brother Gone Poem, Gone http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/m

Joe Thomas
I only have a picture now,A frozen piece of time,To remind me of how it was,When you were here, and mine.I see your smiling eyes,Each morning when I wake,I talk to you, and place a kiss,Upon your lovely face. How much I miss you being here,I really can not say,The ache is deep inside my heart,And never goes away.I hear it mentioned often,That time will heal the pain,But if I'm being honest,I hope it will remain.I need to feel you constantly,To get me through the day,I loved you so very much,Why did you go away?The angels came and took you,That really wasn't fair,They took my one and only Son,My future life. My heir.If only they had asked me,If I would take your place,I would have done so willingly,Leaving you this world to grace.You should have had so many years,To watch your life unfold,And in the mist of this,Watch me, your Mum grow old!I hope your watching from above,At the daily tasks I do,And let there be no doubt at all,I really do love you.Source: Poem About A 25 Year Old Son Di

Joe Wins Again!
ahh, even when i lose, i win. lets just say i got my phone back and will get my bike back soon. this fills joe's heart with warm feelings. finally, my circuitious plan is one-half towards fruition. what is that plan? cant tell you. its been deemed classified above top secret. anyways, bottom line, im happy. ill be happier once i get out of this hell-hole and get to tucson, where its not as hot.

Joey (cdnbigdaddy) Leave Me Alone
people need to stay off my damn page Joey wtf are you doing bugging me on my page if you come back on it i will be forced to turn you in leave me the fuck alone you are a fucking loser and an abuser go fuck yourself and die for all i care leave me alone stalker

Joey Porter Fight At The Palms
This is an interview of two individuals that witnessed the Joey Porter/Levi Jones fight at the Palms casino. The interviewer is one of my best friends who was at his bachelor party at the Palms. Click the link below to listen to the interview: www.sportscastingjobs.com/mpegs/gary.mp3

Joey
we were driving back from mt. vernon today and joey was making the funniest sound, and he was doing it for like 10 minutes. needless to say, i think he had too much of mt.dew and was all hyped up. i dont know exactly why i am writing this, i just think that it was halarious

Joey's Rules
If you've gotten this far and actually read peoples profiles as i do.. i have some ground rules 1: If you don't have a salute i won't add you 2: If you send me a friend request.. and you don't say anything other then just clicking the request... i won't add you 3: If your a newbie.. unless your from the indianapolis area.. i won't add you ( i do make acceptions ) 4: If i do add you, and i ALWAYS RATE your pics, stash or blogs i expect the same in return, if you don't well your deleted. I can't stand point whores on here that beg and beg for rates, blasts and never return the favor 5: Other then that im a pretty nice guy... like to joke around and have fun, and if you want to know anything just ask

Joey Named Best Player Of The Last 30 Years
Andrew Johns moved a step closer to becoming rugby league's next Immortal after being named the best player of the last 30 years. The former Test captain beat Queensland king Wally Lewis and NSW star Brad Fittler in a ..Modern Masters' poll by Rugby League Week magazine to decide the best player from the past three decades. The same magazine bestows league's highest honour and Johns now appears an Immortal-in-waiting after he "reigned supreme" over his biggest threat Lewis. "It is a sensational honour and it blows my mind," Johns told the Nine Network. "To be mentioned alongside them, it is a great honour and from within you sort of question whether you are worthy." The accolade also removes any doubt that Johns' shock drug admission last year had tarnished his remarkable efforts on the field for Newcastle, NSW and Australia. Johns stunned the rugby league world just three months after his retirement last year when he admitted using recreational drugs all throughout h

Joey's Diamond Auction
Well hello :D I Figuerd since the first auction i made Was good so why not make another auction? Well i will be giving a Diamond Bling To Whoever Signs up!, and also will Run A Happy Hour To Invite The Whole Fubar Peeps To Come And Bid On You! and i will give a free auto 11 to who ever gets the hightest bid! For you and for the person who placed the highest bid! isnt that just great, ah am a giver and it makes me feel good :P hehe, and the rules are simple! and they are: 1) Once Your In, U Cannot Back Out!! 2) The Person who placed the bid, has to pay first, in order to get what they placed thier bids for. 3) IF Your a Woman Then Love Me!!! lool So If u want in! just sent me a private message with the pic u want, and What u are offering!! auction starts tomorow!!!

Joga.
[stay and listen] bjork. All these accidents, That happen, Follow the dot, Coincidence, Makes sense, Only with you, You don't have to speak, I feel. Emotional landscapes, They puzzle me, Then the riddle gets solved, And you push me up to this State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of emergency, Is where I want to be. All that no-one sees, You see, Whats inside of me, Every nerve that hurts, You heal, Deep inside of me, oo-oohh, You don't have to speak, I feel. Emotional landscapes, They puzzle me - confuse, Then the riddle gets solved, And you push me up to this State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of emergency, Is where I want to be. State of emergency, How beautiful to be, Emotional landscapes, They puzzle me, Then the riddle gets solved, And you push me up to this State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of emergency, Is where I want to be. State of emergency, How beautiful to be, State of

Joggin
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,"Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more appre

Jogging Your Way To Saggy Tits
Millions of women may be jogging their way to sagging breasts as they set off on New Year fitness regimes without suitable bras, research suggests. Some 9.5 million British women could be irreversibly damaging their busts by exercising without a proper sports bra, the Portsmouth University team said. They found breasts moved in a 3D figure of eight and that uncontrolled movement strained fragile tissues and ligaments. The study suggested as a woman runs a mile, her breasts bounced 135m. The report found each breast moved independently of the body by an average of 9cm for every step taken on the treadmill. With the average breast weighing between 200 and 300 grams, this movement puts great stress on the breast's fragile support structure - the outer skin and connective tissues known as Cooper's ligaments. Irreversible breast sag The research team found breast movements resulted in temporary pain and discomfort. But it also led to a more permanent stretching of th

Jogged 4 Miles In The Heat
Just got back from jogging 4 miles in the heat(96 degrees). It was tough, but feels rewardig now. I smashed my bluetooth keybaord up before i left and needed to relieve some stress anyway.Time to pig out on Oreos and chocolate milk! lol.

Jogos On-line Em Tablets Android
Não podemos sequer pensar em um telefone inteligente, sem a opção de jogar os jogos mais recentes. Com a chegada do Android comprimidos, você pode jogar quase todos os seus jogos de PC em seu aparelho. Ainda, alguns dos jogos com tablets do Android permitirá que você jogar online com seus amigos. É uma questão de grande prazer que, na maioria dos jogos online são gratuitas e incrível para jogar. Aqui estão algumas descrições dos mais populares tablets android jogos, disse Lisa Zhou, gerente de relações públicas da Ankaka.com.-android portugal Haypi reino:Se você contar a popularidade de diferentes jogos android, este jogo certamente irá permanecer na lista de alvos. Este é um jogo multiplayer e já é muito popular para os usuários do Android. Neste jogo, você tem que jogar um papel desafiador e, sem dúvida, é um jogo emocionante. Sua estratégia vai ajudar você a ser um vencedor neste jogo. Este jogo é baseado em um antigo reino ea condição deste reino não é tão bom. Você tem que levar

Johan And His Roosters
Johan the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a

Johari Window
Gotta ask a favor to any of my bored friends out there... LadyRavn had a cool thing in her blog but it requires inputs from friends. Anyone who's bored please click here and help describe how you see me Reeka's Johari Inputs The window changes as new inputs are added... here it is so I can track it :) Arena (known to self and others) self-conscious, sentimental Blind Spot (known only to others) brave, clever, friendly, giving, intelligent, kind, observant, responsive, searching, trustworthy, warm, witty Façade (known only to self) loving, shy, sympathetic Unknown (known to nobody) able, accepting, adaptable, bold, calm, caring, cheerful, complex, confident, dependable, dignified, energetic, extroverted, happy, helpful, idealistic, independent, ingenious, introverted, knowledgeable, logical, mature, modest, nervous, organised, patient, powerful, proud, quiet, reflective, relaxed, religious, self-assertive, sensible, silly, spontaneous, tense, wise Dominant Traits80% of peo

Johari Window
Arena (known to self and others) caring, intelligent, observant, sentimental, trustworthy Blind Spot (known only to others) giving, helpful, loving, silly, witty Façade (known only to self) friendly Unknown (known to nobody) able, accepting, adaptable, bold, brave, calm, cheerful, clever, complex, confident, dependable, dignified, energetic, extroverted, happy, idealistic, independent, ingenious, introverted, kind, knowledgeable, logical, mature, modest, nervous, organised, patient, powerful, proud, quiet, reflective, relaxed, religious, responsive, searching, self-assertive, self-conscious, sensible, shy, spontaneous, sympathetic, tense, warm, wise Dominant Traits100% of people think that Master0fPuppets is helpful100% of people think that Master0fPuppets is lovingAll Percentagesable (0%) accepting (0%) adaptable (0%) bold (0%) brave (0%) calm (0%) caring (50%) cheerful (0%) clever (0%) complex (0%) confident (0%) dependable (0%) dignified (0%) energetic (0%) extroverted (0%) friendly

Johhy Strikes Again!!
Little Johnny Strikes Again... A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep; it was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not fascinating." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'" Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

Johnny
mommy johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and then he pulled the trigger back it shot with a great crack mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told i went to school i got straight A's i even got the gold! but mommy when i went to school that day i never said good bye iam sorry mommy i had to go but mommy please don't cry when johnny shot the gun he hit me and another and all because johnny got the gun from his older brother mommy please tell daddy that i love him very much and please tell chris my boyfriend that it wasn't just a crush and tell my little sister that she's the only one now and tell my dear sweet grand mother i'll be waiting for her now and tell my wonderful friends that they always was the best mommy iam not the first and im no better then the rest mommy tell my teachers i wont show up for class and never to forget this and please dont let this pass mommy why did it have to be me no one deserves this mommy warn the other mommys. i left

John Mccain's Remarks About The Pledge Of Allegiance!!!
JOHN MCCAIN'S REMARKS ABOUT THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!!! In light of the recent appeals court ruling in California, with respect to the Pledge of Allegiance, the following recollection from Senator John McCain is very appropriate: "The Pledge of Allegiance" - by Senator John McCain As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA kept us in solitary confinement or two or three to a cell. In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POWs 10,000 miles from home. One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike Christian. Mike came from a small town near Selma, Alabama. He didn't wear a pair of shoes until he was 13 years old. At 17, he enlisted in the US Navy.

John Kerry Has Managed To Sink His Own Ship
The 2004 Democratic flag bearer has managed to sail his presidential hopes onto the rocks again. This man has been anti-military since the 70's. During any time of warfare, the support of the people and their elected members of Congress is crucial to our troops. When John Kerry slandered an entire generation of men who fought in Vietnam he branded them as "war criminals." Today, much of the same thing is being said about our young men and women in Iraq, and John Kerry is leading the charge. Are we to believe someone whose own war record is dubious at best? For 33 years, John Kerry has managed to place his head up his own ass all the while managing to keep his nose up Sen. Ted Kennedy's ass far enough to make him brown back to his ears. I, for one, think it's high time for Kerry to grab a jar of Heinz Dill pickles and sail his windsurfer over to France where I am sure his ideas will be welcomed. Just the humble opinion of a Navy vet.

John 3:16
In the city of Chicago, one cold-dark night, a blizzard was setting in. A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner; the people were in and out of the the cold. The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell many papers. He walked up to a policeman and said, "Mister, you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could find a warm place to sleep tonight, would you? You see, I sleep in a box up around the corner there and down the alley and it's awful cold in there, of a night. Sure would be nice to have a warm place to stay." Sorry, your browser doesn't support Java. The policeman looked down at the little boy and said, "You go down the street to that big white house and you knock on the door. When they come out the door you just say John 3:16 and they will let you in." So he did, he walked up the steps to the door, and knocked on the door and a lady answered. He looked up and said, "John 3:16." The lady said, "Come on in, Son." She took him in and sat him down

John Kerry's Comments
Well, I guess I might as well admit it. I really don't like John Kerry too much. In fact, I don't like the guy at all. Sorry if this surprised a lot of people! Anyhow, his remarks last week about American servicemen and women really rubbed me the wrong way. Interestingly enough, I got the following article via email and it pretty much provides all the data to disprove the fallacies that Kerry is spewing. He might have been trying to take a shot at the President, but he royally screwed that one up. Never mind that Bush is a Yale graduate, just like Kerry, and HAPPENS to have gotten a wee bit higher GPA from Yale than Kerry did. I'd appreciate it if everyone took a minute or two and read through this. Here's the article I mentioned: Posted in the daily standard by Robert VerBruggen 11/01/2006 4:20:00 PM "John Kerry's comments stirred up quite a bit of emotion yesterday. The American Legion promptly denounced them, and John McCain and President Bus

John Mayer
i watched the john mayer concert tonight on direct tv,and let me tell ya,he was awesome,i just love john mayer,there is something about the way he sings.i think he is so cute,and dam he sure can sing,his band is really good too.the drummer is awesome.oh well,just some of my thoughts...brenda

Johnny Bear
This is one of my adopted kids...I've known John for over a year. He's a good kid that loves da Mama~LOL~ He is a wonderful person, funny as hell and very confident in who he is. I am lucky to have him calling me mom and hope I never lose him. Miss ya terribly sonny boy!! JonnyBear@ CherryTAP

John(gift From God)
My name means gift from god, but i dont know know if thats a good thing, or a curse. somtimes i dont know wich is worse, bad or good. i influence to many people than i should. am i truly an angel next to God's shoulder? or am i just saitan's toy soldier? ive tried to live my life so many different ways, but it all just ended up with pain, and rain on my sunshiny days. children look up to me like i'm the all knowing, because they have the power to see through me and see what my heart is truly showing. they seen me fall and work my way back up, they see God walking by me as my life's crutch, no matter what race,age,boy or girl, no matter what happens, they are my world.

Johnny Wanted To Have Sex With A Girl In His Office.....but She Belonged To Someone Else...
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.. The girl said, " NO" Johnny said, " I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened..... She said, "The bastard used quarters!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed

John Mccain & Pledge Of Allegieance
JOHN MCCAIN'S REMARKS ABOUT THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!!! In light of the recent appeals court ruling in California, with respect to the Pledge of Allegiance, the following recollection from Senator John McCain is very appropriate: "The Pledge of Allegiance" - by Senator John McCain As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA kept us in solitary confinement or two or three to a cell. In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POWs 10,000 miles from home. One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike Christian. Mike came from a small town near Selma, Alabama. He didn't wear a pair of shoes until he was 13 years old. At 17, he enlisted in the US Navy. H

John Lennon
Tomorrow sees the 26th Anniversary of the death of John Lennon. Here is the events of that tragic day Double Fantasy had already been released and was doing pretty well in the charts. I don't think it had reached #1 in the charts until after John's death though. He was going about his usual buisness, giving interviews and was having pictures taking. To him, it was just a normal Monday. He was going into the studio later that day with Yoko to work on her upcoming release "Walking on thin Ice" It would be the last time he would ever enter the studio again. A man who lived in Hawaii had traveled to New York City with a mission in his mind. He was not going to give up until this mission was accomplished. He would kill John Lennon. What made this even more erie was that he had traveled there before to kill him and did not. When Mark David Chapman flew to New York City the second time, he accomplished his dream. As John Lennon was leaving The Dakota Building early on the day

John Lennon Remembered
Today marks the 26th aniversary of the death of the late great John lennon. I just want to say that he is greatly missed and loved. We honor everything you did for humanity as well as for music. Peace and Love to all.

John Denver- Leaving On A Jet Plane
The video quality is horrible- but what can you expect really lol.. My Mom was John denvers biggest fan- I still have all his albums passed down to me from my mom :) This song still makes me cry. Above is Country Roads- way better video more recent- this is one of MY personal favorite songs- whenever I'm getting ready to go home I always listen to this song.. my little ritual lol

Johnny Cash: Ring Of Fire
Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash [Trumpet intro] [Verse 1] Love is a burning thing... And it makes a firey ring... Bound by wild desire... I fell into a ring of fire... [Chorus] I fell into a burning ring of fire... I went down, down, down... And the flames went higher... And it burns, burns, burns... The ring of fire...

John Edwards
No, not the one who speaks to dead people, the one who ran with John Kerry in '04. (Yeah, OK, it could be argued that he speaks to dead people, too.) I'm real glad to he's poised to announce his candidacy again. The fact that he's going to do it in New Orleans plays well to his theme of Two Americas, though nothing could beat his announcing it on the Daily Show last time. Although I'm pretty sick of the process and its participants, Edwards appeals to whatever shred of idealism I have left. Whether he's the real deal or the batteries on my bullsh*t detector have run low, he impresses me in a way that no politician in years has. The mere fact that he stands on a national stage and uses phrases like "a moral obligation to end poverty" puts him head and shoulders above his brethren, the overwhelming majority of whom have interest in neither moral obligations nor ending poverty. I mean, look, it's not like he's Dorothy Day or anything, and I'm still cynical enough to believe that t

John Mellencamp-emotional Love
I woke up today Everything is on my shoulders I never told her Such emotional love I hear what you say Yes I owe ya But I dont know ya And I smash soldiers with love Ill come there today To your station Its recreation This passing notion of love I hear what you say Its demonstration Crossing oceans above Crossing oceans above Hand on my shoulder Like I told her I control ya Crossing oceans above Sally in the roses What she knows is Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love Not for beginners Or sunday sinners Court disasters A. j. just killed his love Whos on the left and right Lonely days and nights Whos your master When gods pass motions above I hear what you play On your station Smashing soldiers with love Crossing oceans above Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love Such emotional love I woke up today Everything is on my shoulders I ne

John Mellencamp-key West Intermezzo (i Saw You First)
In a hand painted night, me and gypsy scotty are partners At the hotel flamingo, wearing black market shoes This loud cuban band is crucifying john lennon No one wants to be lonely, no one wants to sin the blues Shes perched like a parrot on his tuxedo shoulder Christ, what shes doing with him, she could be Dancing with me She stirs the ice in her glass with her elegant fingers I want to be what shes drinking, yeah, I just want to be Chorus: I saw you first Im the first one tonight I saw you first Dont that give me the right To move around your heart Everyones lookin? br> but I saw you first On a moon spattered road in her parrot rebozo Gypsy scottys driving his big long yellow car She flies like a bird over his shoulder She whispers in his ear, boy, you are my star Chorus: I saw you first Im the first one tonight I saw you first Dont that give me the right To move around your heart Everyones lookin? br> In the bone colored dawn, me and gypsy scotty a

John Mellencamp-just Another Day
Bobby doll and big jim picato Call me up every single day They dont work and they dont want to Come on down to some damn cafe Bobby doll tells me Live in the moment Dont get too far ahead- Dont live in the past I blink my eyes And the moment is over I guess another day Has passed Chorus: But its just another day Its just another day Watching girls on the street Well, that alright with me But its just another day Bobby doll and big jim picato Always there with their free advice Theyve got pearl handled pistols Underneath their wests They want me to go out drinking With them tonight Chorus: But its just another day Its just another day Watching girls on the street Well, that alright with me But its just another day You got to clean white sheets In the mornin? br> conversation all afternoon Bobby doll and big jim picato, baby And me and you Chorus: But its just another day Its just another day Watching girls on the street Well, that alrigh

John Lennon Was Spyed On,
FBI releases final John Lennon files 12/20/2006 10:06 AM, AP The FBI has released its final surveillance documents on John Lennon to a university historian who has waged a 25-year legal battle to obtain the secret files. The 10 pages contain new details about Lennon's ties to leftist and anti-war groups in London in the early 1970s, but nothing indicating government officials considered the former Beatle a serious threat, historian Jon Wiener told the Los Angeles Times in Wednesday's editions. The FBI had unsuccessfully argued that an unnamed foreign government secretly provided the information, and releasing the documents could lead to diplomatic, political or economic retaliation against the United States. The newly released documents include a surveillance report stating that two prominent British leftists had courted Lennon in hopes that he would finance "a left-wing bookshop and reading room in London" but that Lennon gave them no money. Another page states that t

John 2: 8-14
8 And there were in the same country shepherd abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. 9 And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them; and they were sore afraid. 10 And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. 11 For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. 12 And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. 13 And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, 14 Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

John Waldo Hutchins
John Waldo Hutchins, 86, of Concord, died Wednesday, Dec. 20, 2006, at Presidential Oaks in Concord. Born in Concord, he was the son of Ralph W. and Estella (Tacy) Hutchins. He was a member of the First Baptist Church in Concord. He was also a member of numerous organizations including the VFW, the American Legion, the Concord Federation of Musicians, the New Hampshire Historical Society, Sons of the American Revolution and the National Foundation of the Blind of New Hampshire. He was a World War II U.S. Army veteran, serving in Australia and New Guinea during the war. He enjoyed playing his trumpet and singing in his church choir. Survivors include his wife of 47 years, Helen (Sanborn) Hutchins of Concord; one nephew, Richard D. VanDemark of Canterbury; two nieces, Ruth C. VanDemark of South Kingstown, R.I., and Norma I. Cairns of Manchester, Vt.; and several great-nieces and nephews. Calling hours will be held Tuesday from 6 to 8 p.m. at Bennett Funeral Home,

John Cena Kicked Kfed's Ass!!!
OMG LADIES JOHN CENA IS EVEN SEXIER IN PERSON!!! BTW I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET 5TH ROW AT FLOOR BUT THAT DIDNT WORK OUT, SO I GOT 2ND ON STADIUM SEATING!!! OH YEA I DIDNT THINK IT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE FOR ME TO SEE MY CHILDHOOD HERO, SEAN MICHAELS, HBK!!! AND DX WAS AWESOME...BTW JOHN CENA SAW MY SIGN, "KFED IS DEAD!", AND POINTED AT ME!! AND MY BOY JEFF HARDY LOOKED PRETTY FINE!! I HAD THE BEST TIME EVER!! WELL HEY I GOTTA GO WATCH THE TAPE AND SEE IF I SEE MYSELF!! TOOTLES MUCH LUV YA'LL!!! ~RAE

Johnny's 1st Day At School............
There was this 5-year-old boy named Johnny, and he was very wise in the ways of the world. His problem was that he was a compulsive gambler and couldn't resist making all these outrageous wagers. "Hey Dad! Behind that pine tree you'll see two squirrels fucking!" The father was understandably shocked. "Son, how could you say such things? There are no squirrels doing anything." "Hey Dad, I just speak the facts. If I win, you pay me 5 dollars, if I lose, I pay you 10 dollars. That is a very reasonable offer." The father agrees to the wager. They walk over to the pine tree, and sure enough two squirrels are coupling. So the father forks over the five dollars as he promised. It so happened that September was just around the corner, and Little Johnny had to start kindergarten. Needless to say, the father did not want Johnny making his wagers with other innocent children. So he calls the kindergarten teacher to warn her of his son. "Err... Ms. Smith, I want to tell you that

John Glenn
JOHN GLENN SAID Things that make you think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq. When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following: a. FDR led us into World War II. b. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. >From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost ... an average of 112,500 per year. c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us .. >From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost ... an average of 18,334 per year. d John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. >From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost .. an average of 5,800 per year. f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never atta

John Lennon, Album: Double Fantasy (1980)
'Watching the Wheels' People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing, Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin, When I say that I'm o.k. they look at me kind of strange, Surely your not happy now you no longer play the game, People say I'm lazy dreaming my life away, Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me, When I tell that I'm doing Fine watching shadows on the wall, Don't you miss the big time boy you're no longer on the ball? I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round, I really love to watch them roll, No longer riding on the merry-go-round, I just had to let it go, People asking questions lost in confusion, Well I tell them there's no problem, Only solutions, Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind, I tell them there's no hurry... I'm just sitting here doing time, I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round, I really love to watch them roll, No lon

John Gets Stoned, Has An Interesting Experience
I smoked a hookah last night. A hookah, for the ignorant retards, is basically an arabic bong with a hose for smoking. The tobacco you use is covered with honey, making the taste sweet. Where most cigarette tobacco burns the throat a bit, this smoke tastes like cherry flavored air. Hookah tobacco has an incredible calming effect. Anyways, then I got high and ate 30 shrimp and 3 cheeseburgers. Fun night.

John
I REALLY DONT LIKE MY BROTHER IN LAW HE JUST MOVED BACK HERE FROM FLORIDA AND HES ALREADY STARTING SHIT WITH EVER ONE HE TREID BREAKING UP HIS COUSINS MARRIAGE JUST BECAUSE HE DOESNT LIKE THE CHICK HES MARRIED TO SAYING THAT SHES A LOW LIFE AND WHAT NOT HE THINKS HES SO HIGH AND MIGHTY WHEN IN FACT HES THE LOW LIFE HES MARRIED AND IS HAVING AFFARS LEFT AND RIGHT GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HES HAD AND THEN HE LIKES TALKING SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE HE SAYS THAT IM FAT AND WHAT NOT BUT I THINK THATS ENOUGH BITCHING RIGHT NOW LOL

John Glenn Deserves A Standing Ovation !!!!!!
Carol Cunningham 2/16/2007 1:08 pm >>> THIS IS FABULOUS, NO MATTER WHAT POLITICAL PARTY YOU BACK UP, SENATOR JOHN GLENN DESERVES A STANDING OVATION !!!!!! Regardless of your political views, this certainly gives us all food for thought. Sen. Glenn was so quick on his feet. When you speak from the heart and with passion, you never know what comes out. SENATOR JOHN GLENN SAID: Things that make you think a little....... 1. There were 39 combat relate d killings in Iraq during the month of January....In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American City , about as deadly as the entire war torn country of Iraq . 2. When some claim President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following: FDR...led us into World War II. Germany never attacked us: Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost, an average of 112,500 per year. Truman...finished that war and started one in Korea . North Korea never att

Johns Crackhead Bitch
bitch how dare you send me shit then tell My babygirl bitches r sending me shit? you fucking low down. i have never done nething to u crackheads. i havnt even tlkd to ur crazy ass. that was such a low down thing u did. plz stay the hell off of my page. does john know u were sending me gifts and going to my page everyday?

John F. Kennedy's Assassination
He came to Dallas just the other day, He rode thru the city in a motorcade, He went on by without being aware, Of the guns on the hill, And in the buildings up there. And then Mrs.Connelly said to him, You can't say Dallas doesn't love you Jack, You can't say Dallas Doesn't love you. Kennedy was a great President, But we'll never know where his assassins went, And the government says Lee acted alone, When not one gun did he ever own, When not one gun did he own. The crowd roared by when the shots rang out, But they didn't know what the noise was about, Six seconds later he slumped on down, Never ever again to move around. The man in front of him had seen him fall, And yelled Oh my God! they're gonna kill us all! In nineteen hundred and sixty-three, Five shots killed Mr.Kennedy, They shot Lee dead and denied him a trial, And they established a code of denial. As I think of what happened in sixty-three, I think Oswald was a patsy. The funeral lasted

John Is Soooo Sad!! :0(
HEY EVERYONE!!! I AM REALLY MISSING EVERYONE!!! I HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP ON FIRST SHIFT!! LMAO. I HAVE WORK 2 OR 3 FOR WELL OVER 20 YEARS AND NOW I'M ON 1ST DUE TO BUSINESS REQUIREMENTS. I'M TRYING TO ADJUST TO THESE HOURS... AS SOON AS I CAN I WILL GET SOME COMMENTS OUT... I LOVE YOU ALL SO DON'T GO AN DELETE ME THEN I WILL REALLY BE LOCKED UP 'CAUSE I'LL COME AND FIND YOU!!... PLEASE PASS THIS ON FROM ME!!! HUGS AND KISSES PUT THOSE WHERE YOU NEED THEM THE MOST!! WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO SMOOOCH!! JOHN & SHADOW

John Cena
You scored as John Cena. You took this test, your result was John Cena! You brush with Colgate, your teeth couldn't be cleanah! The Man attempts to screw you but you always come out on top! Your rhymes are so nasty, you make the competition pop! Who needs in-ring skills? You got a PS2 in the back! You bought Bullet Proof cause you ran out of crack! F Me? I say F-U! Iâ€™ll be who I wanna be! The people love me but you sir, YOU CANT SEE ME! John Cena88%Chris Jericho81%Matt Hardy81%The Undertaker69%Triple H63%Stone Cold56%JBL56%Spike Dudley56%Christian50%Mick Foley

John Vs. The Elephant
NOTE: this song is lyrically my favorite song EVER. It can bring me to tears. If you want to hear the song...let me know and I'll send it to you John wiped away the steamy mirror.. "Oh thanks god".. and proceeded to get ready for the taunts he would face alone Meet John Merrick.. he toyed with elephants that consumed his whole body with imperfections feared by the school queens.. he kept his head down ran through the crowds of laughter, embarrassed and he screamed, "STOP TEASING ME" His dream was to be held by another.. "you're too ugly to hold, to ugly to love" he held the up most beauty in his heart. He got swept up beneath the city.. John left the town, in search of elephants that stomped his body that left him with a life of humiliations. They were nowhere to be found.. last night he looked deep inside, and found out the answers to why.. his tears caused the flood in which he sailed down for years.. he found a piece of land.. where h

Johnson Sucks!!!!!!
Just a rant on how much I REALLY can't stand that cry baby Jimmie Johnson.....He bite my white ass.....I know it's 'just racing' but when he pushes my boy, Smoke, out of the way....He can go fly a friggin' kite.....ARRRGGGG!!!!!!! Ok....better know.....I had my temper tantrum.... Have a nice weekend......*smiles*

John Mccain's Pledge Of Allegiance
John McCain's remarks about the Pledge of Allegiance! In light of the recent appeals court ruling in California, with respect to the Pledge of Allegiance, the following recollection from Senator John McCain is very appropriate: "The Pledge of Allegiance" - by Senator John McCain As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA kept us in solitary confinement or two or three to a cell. In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POWs 10,000 miles from home. One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike Christian. Mike came from a small town near Selma , Alabama He didn't wear a pair of shoes until he was 13 years old. At 17, he enlisted in

Johnnie's Neighbor
Subject: Little Johnnie Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family wasinvited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had atalk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie." Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be fucked if he ne

The Johnny Moped Philosophy
it is better to be hated and a loner and ultimately killed by 5th columnists than compromise with them. sid vicious was a pupil of him, he recorded Something Else as a celebration. johnny moped made one good single, with the good song Incendiary Device on the b-side. better driving a moped than cruising the road with Hells Angels.

John Hopkins On Cancer
Subject: John Hopkins on cancer Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:14:27 -0500 CANCER UPDATE FROM JOHN HOPKINS HOSPITAL, USA. Useful Information on one of the deadliest diseases of our time: CANCER (PLEASE READ AND FORWARD IT TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT) 1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size. 2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime. 3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors. 4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, Food and lif

John Chapman
well i'd like to warn all you woman out there about a man named john chapman he is nothing but a player and a man who uses women for his amusement and fun.and when you are no longer any use for him or you start to bore him he tosses you aside like a piece of trash.how i know this because i was with him for almost two years and i wish i would of left him alot sooner than that. if he tells you he is a bounty hunter he is not one at all he got put in jail in april of 06 for impersinating one and was in there for 6 months how i know this too because it was all over the news in johnstown,pa. and if you dont believe me go look on the tribune democrat website its the paper from johnstown,pa and search the name john chapman and you will find the article on him getting arrested for impersonating one. he is menatally and emotionally disturbed and needs some serious mental help so i advise you not invovle yourself with him.if he tells you something about me which i am sure he is trying to ruin m

John Kerry: Wtc Building 7 Was A Controlled Demolition
2004 Presidential Candidate Says Weakened Building Was Brought Down Based on Danger Posed to Surroundings Aaron Dykes / JonesReport | April 22, 2007 Senator John Kerry was questioned concerning 9/11 during an appearance at Book People in Austin, Texas. Members of Austin 9/11 Truth Now asked Kerry about the officially unexplained collapse of WTC Building 7." Kerry responded: "I do know that that wall, I remember, was in danger and I think they made the decision based on the danger that it had in destroying other things-- that they did it in a controlled fashion." Download video! This matches statements by leaseholder Larry Silverstein regarding the collapse of WTC7 where he said. "We've had such terrible loss of life. Maybe the smartest thing to do is pull it. And they made that decision to pull and then we watched the building collapse." Furthermore, hundreds of police, fireman and other first responders have gone public reporting being informed of Build

John Cena Speaks
You can't see this! What makes you think you can breathe this! You shady little tree bitch! I got four words four you! You can't see this! Better get your glasses cause you can't read this! I'm a multi-platinum selling artist! I'll take all your assets! I got two words for you! F U! As I bury you in a casket! Rest In Peace will be your last words!

Johnny's Birthday
Johnny just turned 18 and his dad decided that he was now old enough for his first piece of ass. So he pulls Johnny aside and says, "Happy Birthday Son, and like my father did for me when I was your age, you are a man now and in honor of that I am going to give you fifty dollars and let you go down to Madam Agatha's whorehouse and get your first piece of ass." Johnny, thrilled at this prospect that he was not going to have to spank his monkey this evening takes the money and proceeds down to Madam Agatha's and knocks on the door and in a minute the door is answered. "Yes young man, how can I help you?" asks the madam. "Ma'am," he stutters, "today is my b-b-b- birthday and I turned 18 today and my dad gave me fifty bucks and told me that I was now old enough for my first piece of ass and sent me down here to see you." Madam Agatha grins and says, "Well then I guess Happy Birthday is in order for you and fifty bucks will get you started with some 69 action and the we will pro

John Mccain's Remarks About The Pledge Of Allegiance
>John McCain's remarks about the pledge of Allegiance! > >In light of the recent appeals court ruling in California , with respect >to the Pledge of Allegiance, the following recollection from Senator >John McCain is very appropriate: > >"The Pledge of Allegiance" - by Senator John McCain > > >As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war >during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA >kept us in solitary confinement, or two or three to a cell. In 1971 >the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms >with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. > >This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result >of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POWs >10,000 miles from home. > >One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike >Christian. > >Mike came from a small town near Selma , Alabama . He didn't wear a pair >of shoes until he was 13 yea

John Stockton
John Stockton: by David Fisher Number twelve is the best. He is no match for all the rest. He leads in steals. The closest not even to his heals. He moves so fast. No defender can last. He is getting old. But he is far from cold. He loves to pass. Even in the thick of a mass. He is famous with Malone. But he never leaves anyone alone.

John Chapman Aka Shadow Hawk
well i'd like to warn all you woman out there about a man named john chapman he is nothing but a player and a man who uses women for his amusement and fun.and when you are no longer any use for him or you start to bore him he tosses you aside like a piece of trash.how i know this because i was with him for almost two years and i wish i would of left him alot sooner than that. if he tells you he is a bounty hunter he is not one at all he got put in jail in april of 06 for impersinating one and was in there for 6 months how i know this too because it was all over the news in johnstown,pa. and if you dont believe me go look on the tribune democrat website its the paper from johnstown,pa and search the name john chapman and you will find the article on him getting arrested for impersonating one. he is menatally and emotionally disturbed and needs some serious mental help so i advise you not invovle yourself with him.if he tells you something about me which i am sure he is trying to ruin m

Johnny
Johnny wanted to get jiggy jiggy with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

John Wayne!!
An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?" "$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies. "That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?" "Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll." The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne." "Why?" asks the confused clerk. "Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."

Johnny Rambo Moves To Fl!!
Suburban Fla. Man Strangles Rabid Bobcat Jun 20, 12:05 PM (ET) WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. (AP) - Dale Rippy says he was acting on instinct when a rabid 25-pound bobcat attacked him on his porch in this central Florida suburb. Rippy, 62, endured the bobcat's slashes and bites until it clawed into a position where he could grab it by the throat. Then he strangled it. Rippy said it was clear the crazed bobcat had to be stopped. "I was bleeding everyplace," the Vietnam veteran said of the May 30 attack. "If that cat had attacked a child, it would've been really bad. It wouldn't have quit." Rippy's neighbors in this suburb 25 miles northeast of Tampa called for help. Tests showed the dead bobcat was rabid. Rippy was treated for exposure to rabies, and several bites and cuts. Authorities praised Rippy for clear thinking under pressure. "We give this guy a lot of credit for what he did," said Pasco County Animal Control Manager Denise Hilton. "The man was definitely using his

John Chapman
i am writting all of you because i've a tip on a man that goes by enter the shadowhawk aka shadow hawk or chapman bailbonds on here. he is slandering my good name falsly accusing me of being the one who abused him in our realationship and im for one sick and tired of it.also he has told me on repeated ocassions recently that he has plans of getting his old roomate kristin mason in trouble for child porn he left on her computer before they moved out of the apartment he is now living in at in new kensington,pahe said that if i report him doing this that he will deni he even said it.so if i was you i'd not talk to him or trust him around your kids either.on top of that he use to live with me and he left behind some shit in my cellar a whole pile of crap and i found a child porn printed out picture of 6 naked teen girls and i reported it to the cops and gave the cops the picture it is now under investigation so it is very possible he could be going to jail. Michelle

Johnny
Johnny We laughed We played Till the sun went down, Not a care in the world My partner in crime Wild and free we rode around Superman capes we flew so high Cops and robbers We loaded our guns Snack shop bullets And plastic holsters Shoot me dead Then u better run Cause im comin Johnny We’re gonna have fun Throw off the covers At the crack of dawn We’d play all day Out in the sun Then mamma’d scream “Get ur asses in here, wash off that mud now get yourself clean” Pappa’s in the kitchen Waitin on us We best hurry Johnny He’s startin to scream We’ll eat real quick Then get outta here Run outside with the moonlight Summer breeze on our skin Fireflies bursting with light Chocolate icecream on our lips Just me and u in this great big world We had a blast U were so cool “Dream big babe” You’d speak to me I never feared With u around U kept me safe Your dearest sis Friends for keeps For now and ever But then u left…… U are my blood My frien

John 3:16
16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 16 "Para Dios tan amó el mundo que él dio su y sólo Hijo, que quienquiera cree en él no fallecerá, pero tendrá la vida eterna.

John 15: 4-7
4 Abide in me, and I in you. As the branch cannot bear fruit of itself, except it abide in the vine; no more can ye, except ye abide in me. 5 I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing. 6 If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned. 7 If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

John 14
1"Let not your heart be troubled. Ye believe in God; believe also in Me. 2In My Father's house are many mansions; if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. 3And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again and receive you unto Myself, that where I am, there ye may be also. 4And whither I go ye know, and the way ye know." 5Thomas said unto Him, "Lord, we know not whither Thou goest; and how can we know the way?" 6Jesus said unto him, "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life; no man cometh unto the Father, but by Me. 7If ye had known Me, ye should have known My Father also; and from henceforth ye know Him, and have seen Him." 8Philip said unto Him, "Lord, show us the Father, and it sufficeth us." 9Jesus said unto him, "Have I been so long a time with you, and yet hast thou not known Me, Philip? He that hath seen Me hath seen the Father; and how sayest tho

John 3 ;18 Verses>> John 5 ; 22 ; 30
18 ; He who beliveth in Him; is not comdemed; but he who does not belive is condemed already,; because he has not belived In the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 :And this is the condemanation.that the light has come into the world, And men love darkness rather than light; because their deeds were evil. 20 :For everyone practicing evil hates the light and does not come to the light less his deeds be exposed. 21 :but he who does know the truth comes to the light, that his deeds may be clearly seen,that they have been done in God. for the Father judges no one.but has commited all judgement to the Son. 23 ; That all should honnor the Son, just as they honnor thy Father. he who does not honnor the Son does not honnor the Father who sent him. 24; Most assurely I say to thee those who hear my Words and belive in him who sent me his everlasting life, and shall not come into judgement,has passed from death to life. 25 ;Most assurely I say to you the

John ;11 ;25 ;- 26 /john; 25 ;-- 28; / John 30; - 32 ;
25; Iam the resurection and the life ;HE who belives in Me though he may die , shall live. 26 ;And who so ever lives and belives in me shall never die. Jesus ask ;Do you belive this ? 25 ;HE Who loves his life will lose it, and he who hates his life in this world wiil keep it for eternal life. 26 ;If anyone serves Me,let him follow Me, and where I am, there my servant will be also . IF anyone serves Me,him My Father will honor. 27 ; NOW; My soul is troubled,and I say what I shall? Father, save Me from this hour ? But for this purpose I came to this hour. 28 ; FAther glorify your Name.' AMEN ! Then a voice came from heaven saying ; Ive both glorified it , and will glorify it again. JOHN 30; - 32; 30 ;Jesus answered and said ;This voice did not come cause of me but for your sake. 31 ;Now is the judgement of this world.Now the ruler of this world will be cast out. 32 ;And I,if I am to be lift up from the earth, will draw all people to M

Johnny Deeper
A little boy was being bad in class and the teacher asked to see him after school. He stayed there and was sundenly puting moves on the teacher. The teacher hasnt had any in a while so they start to have sex. Whlie they were doing it the Johnnys family came in. The mom screams, "JOHNNY DEEPER!!". The dad screams, "JOHNNY DEEPER!!!!". The sister walks in and goes , "JOHNNY DEEPER, JOHNNY DEEPER, JOHNNY DEEPER!!!!". He screams, "IM TRY'N, IM TRY'N!!"

John Kerry Is An Embarassment To The Nation
*Reposted from RangerUp.com* John Kerry is an Embarassment to the Nation WARNING: There is nothing funny about this letter. I am pissed off beyond comprehension at Senator Kerry's total disregard for the military. Senator Kerry, Thank you for your 4-months of service in Vietnam. That act, however, is the last thing that you have ever done for the U.S. Military. Your record since has included the defamation of your compatriots, a close friendship with Hanoi Jane, and one of the most anti-military voting records in history, including votes against the Abrams tank, the Bradley Fighting vehicle, and the Stealth Fighter and Bomber, the equipment that gave the U.S. the technological advantage in the last decade. You then opted to vote for the war in Iraq, but against the support package necessary to fight that war. I cannot imagine a greater disregard for our troops than to send them to war without the ability to wage that war. It would be hard to top all that, but

John 6:47-54
47 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life. 48 I am that bread of life. 49 Your fathers did eat manna in the wilderness, and are dead. 50 This is the bread which cometh down from heaven, that a man may eat thereof, and not die. 51 I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world. 52 The Jews therefore strove among themselves, saying, How can this man give us his flesh to eat? 53 Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you. 54 Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.

John ;3 ;16
For God so loved the world...HE gave His only begotten Son,that who so ever belives in him should not perish but have everlasting life...Amen !! Now think about this statement ;PLEASE ; Ask yourself could you give your only child up for a salvation, a price to save others fron sin and eternal death, ? Adopt them as your children? Could you have a love so great as Thy Father did for us ; (sinners ) of this world we all be? Would you sacerfice one of no sin for many who have been born into sin and are sinners ? Well our Heavenly Father had Faith in us , Yes Faith in Us ; HE HAS LOVE FOR US ALL ;We are His children , He created a way to save us.. AN unconditional love , He gives us a choice to belive or not in HIS Son Jesus Christ And A gift of Salvation. He forces us not . Could you do as much ;would you, ask yourself this ;? NO one can do more cause our Lord God is CREATOR OF ALL THINGS> We owe him heart,, body,, mind he ..created us in his image ;

John
well about my husband john, last night he got another tattoo, he got my name tattooed on the back of his neck, it looks really good. then today we did some house cleaning and then we went to our friends house for a birthday party. we all had fun. and now i'm headed to bed nite all.

Johnny Needs New Bike
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

John 3:16
This is so beautiful! JOHN 3:16 A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner, the people were in and out of the cold. The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell many papers. He walked up to a policeman and said, "Mister, you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could find a warm place to sleep tonight would you? You see, I sleep in a box up around the corner there and down the alley and it's awful cold in there for tonight. Sure would be nice to have a warm place to stay." The policeman looked down at the little boy and said, "You go down the street to that big white house and you knock on the door. When they come out the door you just say John 3:16, and they will let you in." So he did. He walked up the steps and knocked on the door, and a lady answered. He looked up and said, "John 3:16." The lady said, "Come on in, Son." She took him in and she sat him down in a split bottom rocker in f

Johnny Little Politics
Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what

John 10:23-20
24 The Jews therefore came round about him, and said unto him, How long dost thou hold us in suspense? If thou art the Christ, tell us plainly. 25 Jesus answered them, I told you, and ye believe not: the works that I do in my Father's name, these bear witness of me. 26 But ye believe not, because ye are not of my sheep. 27 My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: 28 and I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, and no one shall snatch them out of my hand. 29 My Father, who hath given them unto me, is greater than all; and no one is able to snatch them out of the Father's hand. 30 I and the Father are one.

1 John ; 4 ; 4
4 ; you are little children of God , and have over come them, because ; He who is in you is greater; than He who is in the world. 5 ; they are of the world , Therefore they speek as as of the world, and the world hears them. 6 ; we are of God, he who knows God hears us. he who is not of God does not hear; By this we know the spirit of truth and the spirit of errow. Amen !!

John 3:16
That God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have eternal life. Let's think for minute here and ask what does this mean. What do u think t means?

John 3 ;17 - 21 ; Verses >.god Doesnt Come To Commend The Worls >.
john 3 ; 17 17 ;for God did not send His Son into the world to comdemn the world, , but that through the world ,He might be saved. 18 ; he who belives in Him is not condemned., But he who does not belive is already comedemned already. Becaused he has not belived in the name of the only begotten Son. 19 ;And this is the comndemnation, that the light has come into the world , and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 ; For everyone practicing evil hates the light, least his deeds be exposed. 21 ; But he who does the truth comes to the light, and his deeds may be clearly seen, that they have been done in God. ..........And may He Reign Soon Amen!.

John Smith
Commentary in [brackets]: This one is from someone that contacted me previously but not in regards to sex, so stupid me actually thought there would be a normal conversation... john smith: so where u from [first indication he didn't read the profile despite its in the header] Jessi: NY john smith: wow a good ways from me john smith: im in sc Jessi: about 15 hr drive john smith: wow u ever been to mb Jessi: mb? john smith: myrtle ebach john smith: beach Jessi: Nope. john smith: so what do u do for fun Jessi: Paint, play online games, study languages and QP, hang out and other geeky stuff [what? you expect me to say "masturbate on webcam of course!"?] john smith: lol john smith: u have a webcam Jessi: yes john smith: can i see Jessi: hold on a second john smith: k Jessi: [sent picture of webcam] john smith: u are so creuel Jessi: I'm the devils daughter.... john smith: but i like that ill try that one one day [I wanted to a

John 1:1-5
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 The same was in the beginning with God. 3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. 4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men. 5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

John 14 ; 11 ; - 17 & 21 Verses Belive In Me (jesus Christ))
11 ; 11; belive in me I am in the Father and the father in Me. , or else belive in me for the sake of the works themselves. 12 ;Most assuredly ,I say to youhe who belives in Me, the works that I do,he will do also ;And greater works than these he will do , because I go to my father. 13 ;And what ever you ask in My name ,that I will do,that the father may be glorified in the Son. 14 ;if you ask anything in My name I will do it. 15 ;If you love me and keep my commandants, 16 ; i will pray the father ,and He will you SEND another helper, that he may abide in you _forever. 17 ;The spirit of truth whom the world can not receive, because it neither sees him,nor knows Him, But you know Him he dwells with you and will be in you. 21 ;He who has My commandants,and keeps them; It is he who loves me..And he who loves Me will be loved, by My father and I who love him and will manifest Myself to him". Amen!!!!Lord God Amen!!! I sing ;Praise to My Saviour all d

John 15 ; 25 ;
25 ;These things I have spoken to you while being present with you. 26 ; But the helper The Holy spirit whom the Father will send,in My name ,he will teach you all things and bring you to rememberance of all things, that I said to you. 27 ; Peace I give you ; not as the world gives , do I give to you .Let not your heart be troubled, neighter let it be afraid. 28 ; You have heard Me say to you I am going away and coming back to you.if you love Me, you would, for My Father is greater than I..AMEN!!!! My LORD,S WORDS . JESUS Christ May He Reign Forever and Ever !!!!!!!!!!SOON AMEN!!!!!!!!

John 13:34-35
A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another. John 13:34-35

Johnson's Shut Ins!
JOHNSON'S SHUT INS Shut-Ins is an Ozark term, referring to water-sculpted formations in deep, narrow gorges where rivers are “shut in.” Johnson’s Shut-Ins are the most spectacular in Missouri. You can clamber over them, bathe in their chutes and potholes, and swim in the deep pools below these otherworldly volcanic rock formations. A splash in the shut-ins is a perfect way to end your hike at Johnson’s Shut-Ins. Johnson’s Shut-Ins is one of Missouri’s most popular state parks. Folks come from all over the state to camp, hike, fish, and splash in the rocky wonderland on the east fork of the Black River. This 8,670-acre scenic landscape includes 3 designated Missouri Natural Areas—the 180-acre Johnson’s Shut-Ins Natural Area, the 1,110-acre East Fork Wild Area, and the 4,814-acre Goggins Mountain Wild Area. Nine hundred kinds of plants have been catalogued in the park, and its bird checklist tallies more than 200 species. The park’s main draw is the geological wonder of the shut-ins.