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James
Life is so unpredictable. Changes always come along, in big or small ways. I don't know what happened that this sudden change has turned my world upside down. I don't know exactly what it is, it just hit me, but there is something really special about you. It might be all the things I see on the surface, the things that everyone notices and admires about you, qualities, capabilities and a wonderful smile obviously connected to a warm and loving heart; these things set you apart from everyone else. But it may also be the big things ... the person you really are that I hope to know more someday. And it might also be the little things ... the way you walk and all your actions. I receive so much joy just being able to see a smile in your eyes. If I ever figure out the magic that makes you so special, I'd probably find out that it's a combination of all these things. You are a rare combination of so many special things. You are really amazing. Inside of me there is a place where my

James Hoyt American Hero
(CNN) -- James Hoyt delivered mail in rural Iowa for more than 30 years. Yet Hoyt had long kept a secret from most of those who knew him best: He was one of the four U.S. soldiers to first see Germany's Buchenwald concentration camp. Hoyt died Monday at his home in Oxford, Iowa, a town of about 700 people where he had lived his entire life. He was 83. His funeral was Thursday at St. Mary's Catholic Church in Oxford, with about 100 people in attendance. The Rev. Edmond Dunn officiated and recalled time he spent with Hoyt and his wife. "I used to go over to have lunch with Doris and Jim, and I would sit across from Jim at the kitchen table and think, 'Before me is a true American hero,' " he said. Hoyt had rarely spoken about that day in 1945, but he recently opened up to a journalist. "There were thousands of bodies piled high. I saw hearts that had been taken from live people in medical experiments," Hoyt told author Stephen Bloom in a soon-to-be-published book called "T

James 2
14 What shall it profit, my brethren, if a man say he hath faith, but hath not works? Shall faith be able to save him? 15 And if a brother or sister be naked and want daily food: 16 And one of you say to them: Go in peace, be ye warmed and filled; yet give them not those things that are necessary for the body, what shall it profit? 17 So faith also, if it have not works, is dead in itself. 18 But some man will say: Thou hast faith, and I have works. Show me thy faith without works; and I will show thee, by works, my faith. 19 Thou believest that there is one God. Thou dost well: the devils also believe and tremble. 20 But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead? 21 Was not Abraham our father justified by works, offering up Isaac his son upon the altar? 22 Seest thou that faith did cooperate with his works and by works faith was made perfect? 23 And the scripture was fulfilled, saying: Abraham believed God, and it was reputed to him to justice, and he was called the

Jamez Is The Best!!!
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James Meza (rip)
such an interesting guy. he's sister and i were the best of friends but i never got to know him until junior high. he was loud. annoying. and funny when he walked into a room everyone knew who he was. his murder erupted chaos in my small hometown now, 7 people are dead and 12 are in the hospital i don't know the exact numbers but that's what i've heard one of the shootings even happend on the street i lived on..where my parents live. May he rest in peace. i miss you.

James And Daddy
Please forward this to all your friends and tell them about James and his million friend challenge. Your friends just like you can help a dad keep a promise to his son.To forward this on click reply then copy and paste the code into your bulletin.Thankyou

James Madison (american Statesman, 1751-1836, Co-author Declaration Of Independence)
"During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry, and persecution." "In no instance have ... the churches been guardians of the liberties of the people." "Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise." "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." [from The First Amendment to The United States Constitution] "The civil government ... functions with complete success ... by the total separation of the Church from the State." "We hold it for a fundamental and undeniable truth that religion, or the duty which we owe our Creator, and the manner of discharging it, can be directed only by reason and conviction, not by force or violence. The religion, then, of every man

James In Solo Action
Hi everybody Just for a change here are some solo photos of me does a strip tease in my favourite cream suit and silk tie To see all the photos use this link http://www.jameswildfowler.com/free-naked-men-gallery.html Hope you like James Wildfowler www.jameswildfowler.com Remember to also check out this weeks main release "Border patrol" starring the blonde bomb shell Rachel in action with me http://www.jameswildfowler.com/sexy-blonde-sucking-cock.html

James Whitmore - 87
(CNN) -- Craggy-faced film, television and stage actor James Whitmore has died at 87, the Los Angeles County, California, Sheriff's Department confirmed Saturday. etails of his death and funeral arrangements were not available. Whitmore notably portrayed Harry Truman, Will Rogers and Theodore Roosevelt in one-man stage shows and created memorable characters in many movies and TV shows, including "The Twilight Zone." According to entertainment Web site IMDb.com, Whitmore won a Tony award in 1948 for his gritty Broadway portrayal of an Army sergeant in "Command Decision" but was replaced by Van Johnson in the film version. Whitmore won a Golden Globe and was nominated for an Oscar for his performance in the 1949 film "Battleground." He was nominated for a Best Actor Oscar in 1976 for "Give 'Em Hell, Harry," the film version of his one-man show about Truman. The actor won an Emmy in 2000 for his performance as Raymond Oz in a three-episode arc on the ABC legal drama "The Pr

James Blackburn
My best friend James Robert, is such a good man. I can honestly say that no one in this town hated that man. Everyone loves James, even me. I have only known this man for 3 years, but in this short period of time we had a blast. James is the world's best cook, he can make you anything you want and make it delicious. James has a million of friends, and two great daughters. He did anything and everything you can think of. His favorite was getting drunk and playing poker! He actually is the one who taught me how to play poker, and the first game we played at the bar I won. It rocked! On Monday 2/16/09 we played our last game of Yuker, and I lost with my friend Hope. It's all good though. The next day James ended up in the hospital, he said he had a really bad headache. So his friends drove him to the hospital and his blood pressure was 240/180. The hospital induced a coma, to make him more comfy. The same day the life lined him to another hospital in Indianapolis.

James Frank Basinger Jr.
James "Pop" Frank Basinger, Jr.March 6, 1923 - July 1, 2009 CONWAY – James Frank “Jimmy” Basinger, Jr., 86, formerly of Smackover, went home to the Lord on Wednesday July 1, 2009.Born the middle child of Maggie Ola and James Frank Basinger, Sr., on March 6, 1923, Jimmy was raised outside Sarepta, LA, during the Great Depression, along with his 15 brothers and sisters. Jimmy was a veteran of the Pacific campaign in WWII. Upon returning home from war, Jimmy sought out a beautiful little red-headed lady named Dorothy Preston who worked at the post office in Smackover AR. Though she had never met him, Dorothy wrote letters of encouragement to Jimmy while he was fighting the war overseas. Jimmy married Dorothy and remained a devoted husband and provider to her for over 63 years. Affectionately known as “Pop” to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren, Jimmy found endless joy in spending time with all the children in his family. Pop could always be

James Madison, National Gazzette, 1792
"As a man is said to have a right to his property, he may be equally said to have a property in his rights. Where an excess of power prevails, property of no sort is duly respected. No man is safe in his opinions, his person, his faculties, or his possessions." -- James Madison, National Gazzette, 1792

James Bovard In No One Deserves The Power
"We are asking the wrong question. The issue is not who should be trusted with all the power of the Presidency. Instead, we must ask how much power any candidate can be trusted with." -- James Bovard in No One Deserves the Power

James Madison, A Memorial And Remonstrance, 1785: Works 1:163
"It is proper to take alarm at the first experiment on our liberties. We hold this prudent jealousy to be the first duty of citizens, and one of the noblest characteristics of the late Revolution. The freeman of America did not wait till usurped power had strengthen itself by exercise, and entangled the question in precedents. They saw all the consequences in the principle, and they avoided the consequences by denying the principle." -- James Madison, A Memorial and Remonstrance, 1785: Works 1:163

James Wildfowler Is Back!
Hi everybody It has been a while but I am glad to be back and to inform you all that I have now moved my website on to a new server ( as the old one was crap ) and I have finished testing The site in now fully working so I will be back updating the website weekly as form next week with all NEW footage You will be able to see all my new updates by using this link http://www.jameswildfowler.com/james-wildfowler-latest-updates.html But don't worry I will still keep you informed of all my updates on here and sharing some of the pics and video samples with you Here is a sample of what is already on my site Enjoy James Wildfowler www.jameswildfowler.com

James Owen Sullivan
HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. (AP) — Police say James Owen Sullivan, a drummer and backup vocalist for the Southern California band Avenged Sevenfold, has been found dead at his home in Southern California.Lt. John Domingo says the 28-year-old Sullivan, who went by the stage name The Rev, appears to have died of natural causes on Monday in Huntington Beach.The Orange County coroner's office is investigating the death. Avenged Sevenfold formed in Huntington Beach in 1999 and won Best New Artist at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2006. According to their MySpace page, the five-man metalcore band was working on their fifth album.The band released a statement Monday expressing their sadness and calling Sullivan "one of the world's best drummers," and "our best friend and brother." RIP

James "palmer Cortland" Mitchell
LOS ANGELES (AP) - James Mitchell, who for nearly three decades played gruff patriarch Palmer Cortland on the ABC soap opera "All My Children," has died, his longtime partner said Sunday night. Mitchell died Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, partner Albert Wolsky said. Mitchell had suffered from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease for years, complicated by a recent bout of pneumonia. Mitchell appeared in more than 300 episodes of the popular soap from 1979 until a 40th anniversary episode this month. He was a regular on the show until 2008. Mitchell enjoyed playing the icy, wealthy Palmer, who wielded power over his children and the show's fictional town of Pine Valley. "He loved playing mean," Wolsky said. "A soap gives an actor a chance to develop something because it goes on for so long." Born in Sacramento in 1920 and trained as a dancer, Mitchell had leading roles in the Broadway musicals "Brigadoon" and "Paint Your Wagon," and danced on stage with the Americ

James Morrison - The Last Goodbye
I don't believe you And I never will, Oh I can't live by your side with the lies you've tried to instil, I can't take anymore, I don't have to give you a reason For leaving this time Cos this is my last goodbye It's like I hardly know you but maybe I never did. It's like every emotion you showed me you kept well hid, and every true word that you ever spoke was really decieving. Now I'm leaving this time cos this is my last goodbye I've gotta turn and walk away, I don't have anything left to say

James Starline (jr)
Step Right UP Contestant # 2 You're just another stupid person for the world to view! James Starline! starline187@ fubar You try to jump my homeboy Nez and steal from his ass? You lil jail bitch! Have fun on blast!

James: Snack Man Pasternak Has Change Of Heart
Chances are you didn’t know James Pasternak until, maybe, now. Why would you? He’s a rookie Toronto councillor whose name gets mentioned only when observers are counting votes for or against the latest ill-advised or illogical initiative from Mayor Rob Ford. In less than a year,sacs louis vuitton Pasternak has evolved into a fairly safe Ford vote — even to the point of finding virtue in the Brothers Ford’s ruinous waterfront vision when most councillors were frantically distancing themselves from the monorail-Ferris-wheel-megamall fiasco. Apparently feeling his oats this week, the councillor from North York let it be known he wants to — get this — feed councillors at the public trough. Imagine that coming from a Ford ally? It seems Pasternak arrived at city hall one term and one mayor too late. Didn’t anyone tell Pasternak that Ford turns beet red and bullfrog bloated when he goes on a rant about politicians feeding themselves on the taxpa

James Murdoch: Myler And Crone 'misled' Committee
"The amount of transparency between what was known by some individualsMoncler Outlet, if that had been more transparent to me that would have been more helpful. But it was not," he added.Murdoch was also questioned on Moncler Coats Women, including an opinion note from NGN's counsel Michael Silverleaf QC sent to Crone on 3 June 2008 in reference to the Taylor case. In the note Silverleaf warns of "overwhelming evidence of the involvement of a number of senior NGN journalists in the illegal enquiries" and of there being a powerful case that there is or was "a culture of illegal information access used at NGN".Today Murdoch insisted he had only recently seen this legal opinion, and that in the June meeting he was informed only of matters relating to the level of legal settlement advised.Murdoch added that wording in other documents revealed last week appeared to suggest concerns about raising the problems with him "because I would have said get rid of them all and I would have said cut o

James Bond Random...
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond... Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh, grand! It's Bond. James Bond? O07? Shaken not stirred? Tuxedo? The trunk-sized jet pack? We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdeveloped reptilian brain and a predilection for man-eating octopi launching bazookas? Well, contacting you took quite a bit of doing actually. You see, first I tried Giganta Crotchetta. I must have looked in every phone directory that MI-6 could hack into. Then I figured out that Giganta might be a code name. I mean, who has the name Giganta Crotchetta? Rather silly, when you think about it? Yes, yes I suppose you do like it. Anyway, I recalled that I kept one of your garments um your knickers actually. And there it was. "Honey Rider" is a much prettier and commonplace name. You should use that. Ah, yes. The, uh... point. Well, it seems that... well, there's no delicate way to put this. I have a rather nasty case of syphilis. And, um, I

James Blunt Biography
Biography A former British Army officer, singer/songwriter James Blunt is a thoughtful performer with a knack for crafting melodic contemporary soft rock tunes. Born in Tidworth, Wiltshire, England in 1974 to a family with a long military history, Blunt entered the Army after graduating from the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst. Ultimately achieving the rank of captain, Blunt served with the NATO peacekeeping force in Kosovo and finished out his time in the military as a member of the Life Guard Regiment in the British Household Cavalry. Having long been interested in music, Blunt wasted no time in pursuing a pop career after leaving the Army. A subsequent performance at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, TX, brought Blunt to the attention of 4 Non Blondes singer/producer Linda Perry, who signed Blunt to her Custard Records label. Released in 2005, Blunt's debut album, Back to Bedlam, and its hit single, "You're Beautiful," was hugely successful — it hit number

James
nba jerseysJames the inside of consecutive gains four MVP trophies, which makes him the focus of attention in the league.Magic Johnson NBA program in a file, which talked about James, but the magician Nao Lege joke, he should think James commercial value - Chris Paul and Blake - Griffin lost. cheap nba jerseys"It's so I can not believe," the magician said, "Paul and Griffin commercial endorsement contract than James to, which is really an incredible thing, 35 years time there before me, I have never seen a consecutive regular season MVP player of the lack of commercial endorsements, and does not appear to them on television, every time I watch TV, I've have not seen James ad. "

James Rosen
Obama DOJ formally accuses journalist in leak case of committing crimes Glenn GreenwaldThe GuardianMay 20, 2013 Fox News reporter James Rosen It is now well known that the Obama justice department has prosecuted more government leakers under the 1917 Espionage Act than all prior administrations combined – in fact, double

James Retrograde + Escorted By Police Cars May Face A Process
A few days ago,wholesale nike jerseys， LeBron James posted a video on its own Instagram, registers the way he went to concerts by Justin Blake-Ting and JAY-Z: escorted by police cars, wrong side of the road. Today the famous gossip site TMZ broke the James said this behavior has attracted the attention of local police in Miami, police said it will begin to investigate the matter. James published the video, we can see it going away in a roads "exclusive" on the front is escorted by police cars, road conditions can be judged from the hand, James is also retrograde. Next video, James wrote, "they were so good to me! Really need (police car), because traffic is a crazy! ” As a local Miami hero, James privileges obtained seem to understand, but in this video at the bottom of the message, there are still many netizens expressed their dissatisfaction, believing that even a superstar should not enjoy this treatment as "unfair". It is learned that the Miami police also became awa

James Wong Have New Titles!
According to the associated press,snapback hats, LeBron James was not only on the basketball superstar, he also has a strong interest in the entertainment industry, as well as personal thoughts. Now two NBA Championship winner the plans in a brand new drama role manufacturer. According to James this and famous Starz wired Taiwan (Note: Starz wired Taiwan is United States wired paid channel, main broadcast the film and will play some with the original program) expand cooperation, again by name called survivors of the lamented main tells the two have an origin Street guy in the end, fame (as a people, have the NBA stars players) and those in the fame Hou how treatment and family and friends Zhijian relationship of the story. James not here when every half an hour long drama lead role, but he will serve as Executive producers. "I think for me the most important thing is, first of all, people are not optimistic about the success of the field. You and others around are the same, only

James Blunt Biography
A former British Army officer, singer/songwriter James Blunt is a thoughtful performer with a knack for crafting melodic contemporary soft rock tunes. Born in Tidworth, Wiltshire, England in 1974 to a family with a long military history, Blunt entered the army after graduating from the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst. Ultimately achieving the rank of captain, Blunt served with the NATO peacekeeping force in Kosovo and finished out his time in the military as a member of the Life Guard Regiment in the British Household Cavalry. Having long been interested in music, Blunt wasted no time in pursuing a pop career after leaving the army. A subsequent performance at the South by Southwest Festival in Austin, TX, brought Blunt to the attention of 4 Non Blondes singer/producer Linda Perry, who signed Blunt to her Custard Records label. Released in 2005, Blunt's debut album, Back to Bedlam, and its hit single, "You're Beautiful," was hugely successful -- it hit number one in over a dozen count

A Jam For Everyone :)
Frozen by Within Temptation I can’t feel my senses I just feel the cold All colors seem to fade away I can’t reach my soul I would stop running, if knew there was a chance It tears me apart to sacrifice it all but I’m forced to let go Tell me I’m frozen but what can I do? Can’t tell the reasons I did it for you When lies turn into truth I sacrificed for you You say that I’m frozen but what can I do? I can feel your sorrow You won’t forgive me, but I know you’ll be all right It tears me apart that you will never know but I have to let go Tell me I’m frozen but what can I do? Can’t tell the reasons I did it for you When lies turn into truth I sacrificed for you You say that I’m frozen but what can I do? Everything will slip way Shattered peaces will remain When memories fade into emptiness Only time will tell its tale If it all has been in vain I can’t feel my senses I just feel the cold Frozen... But what can I do? Frozen... Tell me I’m frozen bu

Jamie!
Jamie! When I was at the age of sixteen, I had a secret , Which should have been seen. No one saw it, So I didn’t tell. I managed to hide it So very well. I carried on As though nothing was wrong, But it seemed to go on For far too long. The night I went to the labour ward, I was frightened of what was to come. I was glad I had a hand to hold,- That same night I had told my mum. When it was over I was so confused. It’s not nice to have loved, And only been used. I missed the life I’d had inside me, For nine months he had grown. But after all the hiding, I could not call him my own. But I gave him a name,- I called him Jamie, I think of him every day, I loved him then, and always will, And no one can take that away. Rebecca Duncan (copyright)

Jamie
Sweetie you are a true friend. You listen to me and really help me out... It hurt when Kris called me and told me you were in the hospital. My heart dropped... I couldnt do anything to help you for obvious reasons. I just cried... In my head I kept thinking that nothing could happen to you cuz you made me a promise, and you dont break your promises... But then when he told me it was bad, that the doctors said it didnt look good... I couldnt help but fear the worst. You REALLY had me worried.. I didnt wanna lose such a good friend so quick. I dont really know you all that well but id like to. Theres something about you, you really help me out and know what to say. You say what I need to hear which is not always what I want to hear. Your a great person... Selfless and ever so sweet. Im soo glad youre alright and i can call you still. Ill be here for you as much as i can okay? Dont hesitate to call me up. Show my boy some love everybody hes the best friend you could ever ask for!

Jamie's First Time!!!
Ok, so I started feeling better, and decided that I was going to get out of the house. So my wild brainstorm, I decided to call up and old friend, and take my wonderful boyfriend out to his first strip club!!! (Now we had talked about this for a while and he didn't know what to think or even if he would like it. If you know him he is kinda shy..so that would be why he felt that way) So, we go pick up Jeff, and head up to Indiana to Concepts. We walk in and Jamie's eyes got HUGE!! 20-some girls walking around half naked and then the ones on stage...well you know..... We get a seat and I ask him what he was thinking....his reply..."If I was single I would be here every day!!!"and" Guys with girlfriends should not come here...lol. Now let me back it up real quick..Jeff is the guy who took me to my first strip club..which happens to be the one that we went to as well. So Jeff knowing that it was Jamie's first time buys him a lap dance..(and dammit if I was in the bathroom when he

Jamie's Bio
Real Name: James Spanolio Psychopathic Name: Jamie Madrox Birthday: November 5th, 1975 Height: 6'4" Weight: 230+ Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown Race: Caucasion Nick Names: Mr. Bones, Lil' Shank, Big Stank, Big Grim Tim, Super Jamie, Multiple Man, Batman, Madrox. More: Jamie Madrox is a very complex but all around great person. His lyrics are a vision into the man with many dreams in life. Even though he deals with issue like depression, and other shit it doesn't prevent him from tearing the mic and bringing the music that we love. Whether it's Mr. Bones, Big Grim Tim, or even Super Jamie, Jamie Madrox is loved for all of his personalities, his devotion to the juggalos, and more importantly his pride for who he is as a person.

Jami's Theme Song
Your Theme Song is Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf "I like smoke and lightning Heavy metal thunder Racin' with the wind And the feelin' that I'm under" A total independent spirit, you can't be held down or fenced in. You crave the feeling of wind on your face... and totally freedom. What's Your Theme Song?

Jamie!!
Well Jamie if ur reading this I just want to say, I'm really tired of tryin, don't get me wrong I luv ya but I can't do this anymore..Honestly Jamie we both know that it's not going to get any better and what really hurts is knowing that u don't care and you prolly never did to start out with, knowing that really hurts because you know me better than anyone and the ppl who hardly even know me at all care more..y is that?..Whatever the reason it's all good!! Srry hun!!

Jamie
what emotion is it that i feel when i think of you? when i talk to you? when i fantasize about just being with you? not just lust i don't think just love and a great admiration of what a wonderful and perfect person you are

Jamie
Sittin here thinkin about my friend pondering how nice it would have been to have you here always as my best friend. I loved you dearly and thats the no lie You were always there right by my side. I miss you being here for the good and bad You left this world and to this day I'm still sad. Its been many years and I still feel so much pain I needed you here to help me through life's storms and rain. I still think about the day I found out My life was turned inside out. Lately it seems like my whole world has gone wrong and without you here its hard to stay strong. I think about you everyday and wonder if you were here what I'd say. I MISS U so much Jamie.. Love Evie Heres the song we always sang together..

Jamie....the Naughty Lil Boy Next Door~~~spank Me Harder !!!!!~~~
"date: 2007-12-06 11:21:43 subject: A lul Christmas gift for your page...I hope ya like it " Okay people.... heres the pics that were in that message.. - /i171.photobucket.com/albums/u317/rufus102/Maylaxmas.jpg"> http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u317/rufus102/Maylaxmas.jpg /i171.photobucket.com/albums/u317/rufus102/maylaxmas2.jpg"> I Mean, WHAT THE FUCK??!!! What am I supposed to think of this? There's a few ways it could go really... Firstly, I could be slightly flattered and think its very nice that someone I don't know spend the time to save one of MY pictures to his computer, spend two minutes in photoshop (badly) superimposing my face onto another woman's body and a Christmassy background, and one thats just some chick with fake tits in bondage style underwear (which really people, has WHAT to do with the season?!) Or, I could, like I'm sure any woman with an ounce of self respect and a spine would think - why the hell is this guy taking my goddamn pic

~jamie~ Co Owner Of Club F.a.r.~d.s.c~i.b.i.c.~ Would Like To Thank You!!!!
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Jamiie, Thank You
A Tribute to those who served and died In time of War, they heeded the call They took up arms "Freedom For All" They went to serve in a far away land In battles they fought, they took a stand In honor of Country, their duty they performed For those who died, our Country sadly mourned There were many who fell and gave their lives Leaving behind children, mothers, fathers and wives They fought the fight to "Let Freedom Ring" In honor of that, their praises we sing To those who died, we salute you all And give our thanks for heeding the call!!

Jamiie
Fubar family, do ya'll know Jamiie? She is one of the most awesome people on fubar. If you haven't met her yet, you are missing out on knowing a great person. She needs 141,322 points to level. Stop by her page, rate, fan, add, rate some pics, stash, whatever you have time for. She will greatly appreciate it, and you will make an awesome friend in the process. -Jamiie -@ fubar

Jamiie Contest Update - Please Read
Jamiie needs our help! PLEASE... Click this picture and rate it for me... She is in a giveaway for a One Month VIP and needs 25,000 comments. RATES count as ten so please at least rate it. The more comments you can leave the better. If you will stop by and rate/leave comments, message me afterwards and let me know and I will guarantee you a gift! Please be sure to send me (MsRain) the message! Thank you for your help!

Jamie Madrox - This Bitch
(feat. Monoxide Child) [Chorus:] This Bitch Dont Know What She Got Comin To If I Stick It Im About To Stick It To Her We Hit, Imma Blow It Out the frame Imma Tear That Ass Up Imma Lick The Whole Plate No Shit Imma 10 Seond Brotha With A hour worth of Dick Wanna Spend A Little Time Hey Bitch Can I Get Come Cut Ups So Im Steppin Up To Her With A Pick Up Like This [Jamie:] I Like The Freaky Deeky I Like The Way They Freak Me Flashin They Nipples And Peaches From Up The Street Bakiki I Like Them Dirty Bitches Without No Panties On Frist Time She Bendin Over Grab Her Right Because Its On I Got Pulled For Snake Hold And Cake Hold Put U Some In A Doggie Back So U Can Take Sum Home I Make It Good For U Make U Explode Again And Again Like Ya Bodys Out Of Control Aint Got No Money On It I Got Sum Money In My Wallet But Thats Mine You Aint Gettin None Of It All I Can Offer You Is Some Time And A Ride And My Word And A Promise I Wont Bust Up Inside [Chorus:] This Bitch Dont K

Jamie-lynns Spotlite Fund
JAMIE-LYNN IS GONNA BE 30!!!! Hey everyone, Jamie-Lynn's Birthday is Monday September 22nd!! I would love to get her in the Spotlight for her Birthday!! She has done so much to help me Godfather! She also helped alot with my spotlight! Along with many others. She went outta her way for so many on here! So if u could Please donate any fubucks to help it would be really appreciated!!! Also....If you donate 200k or more we will make you a personal salute together!! (Or just one of us if you want) So Please help put her in the Spotlite for her 30th Birthday!!!! Jamie Lynn Real Life G/F of Jake The Snake {Yeahmons Angels}~{Shadowlevelers}~{Fu Bad Girl}@ fubar Thanks in

Jamie's Story
Nobody knew, not even her best friend back home in California knew. Every day it gnawed at her, relentlessly, oppressively, like a blanket of smog over Manhattan on a hot humid summers day! Back in RiverOaks, everyone thought that she was the "All American Girl", prom queen, National Honor Society, blonde hair, blue eyes, singing in the church choir every Sunday, volunteering at the hospital, everyone's favorite girl!!! "Well," thought Jamie to herself, as she stirred her coffee and stared out at the pedestrians on 57th St., "if they only knew!" She had denied it to even herself until she was fifteen, but her total lack of interest in boys, and let me tell you, they were definitely interested in her, and her seeming attraction to members of her own sex only confirmed what she had been feeling since she five years old! "What a laugh," she thought again, "all those do-gooders and the right wing Christians feeding the public the old line that "gays are made not born", well she was here to

Jamies Story Part 2
"Come 'ere, baby," Vic ordered, as she rolled on the bed with here legs splayed lewdly, and her vagina gaping and dripping with pussy juice, how ya like your new bed room!?!" "Really," Jamie asked softly, "you want me to live with you?!? "What the fuck do ya think I've been talking about, ya dumb cunt, now get over here and lick me clean," Vic said in an exasperated voice!!! "Yes, ma'am," Jamie replied quickly, as she lowered her warm mouth to Vic's bulging bare pussy! Throwing her head back and slightly arching her back, Vic pushed her pubis hard into Jamie's insistent mouth and thought how lucky she had been to find such a pretty little cunt lapper!!! Jamie on the other hand, was drowning herself into her first real sexual experience, and loving every second of it, as all at once, Vic moaned long a hard, and Jamie knew that her dom was climaxing in her mouth, what a feeling!!! While Vic was panting like a over heated dog, Jamie gave her now throbbing pussy tiny little kisses all over

Jamie Foxx Vs Miley Cyrus?
Jamie Foxx Told Miley Cyrus What? A very sarcastic Jamie Foxx asked "Who is Miley Cryus?" on his Sirius radio show after a caller complained about Cyrus wanting to ruin Radiohead's career because they ignored her at the Grammys, E! Online reported. Foxx, never one to mince words, went on to say the following..."The one with all the gums? She gotta get a gum transplant...S--t. She's gonna ruin Radiohead's career? The same Radiohead that gets paid a million dollars just to sample their songs?" That's pretty dubious. Foxx, not wanting to forget his parenting skills because he has a teen daughter of his own, offered some words of advice for Miley during these troubling times. "Make a sex tape and grow up," said Foxx. "Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That's what I want."

Jamie Oliver
So this guy, Jamie Oliver is a chef, a British chef. He changed the school food system, stopped school serving crappy unhealthy school dinners. Now he's gone to America to do the same thing, some place called Huntingdon in West Virginia. So he goes to the local radio station to get the news out there. Here is what disgust me. The radio host...complete and utter arse. Jamie picked that city because statistically it is the unhealthiest in America, with more death and disease due to obesity and what not etc. Anyway that guy just attacked him and was basically like 'what gives you the right to come here and tell us what to do, who made you the king of the world, you think after 3 months things will change??/' etc etc. And Jamie tried to explain to him, when he was being cut off quite a lot, that he wasn't expecting drastic change but he was planting a seed. He said one sentence that summed it up 'Man if everyone in America thought like you, nothing would get done'. Then

" Jamieson Spent 14 Years With The Eskimos Before Resigning Before The Start Of The 2012 Season. "daves Knowledge
With the NHL lockout into full swing and pre-season games cancelled, some of the Canadiens players have taken to Plan B for now, finding a home to play until the NHL resumes action. Dennis Pitta Limited Jersey . While a few have headed for Europe, attention will shift focus to Hamilton, where some of the Habs future will be aiming for a shot at making their professional debuts. The Bulldogs camp will open this weekend in Sherbrooke, Quebec, allowing fans to get a first look of the season at some prospects they have been anxious to see. While fans had a glimpse of Louis Leblanc, Michael Blunden and Blake Geoffrion up with Montreal last season, this years training camp for Hamilton will allow a couple of key draft picks to showcase their talents in the AHL camp. Brendan Gallagher impressed several people last season during the Canadiens training camp and through some pre-season action. This year, hell enter the Bulldogs camp knowing what to expect at the pro level, and have the bar raise

Jamison: Never Underestimate Kobe Bryant
According to ESPN news,wholesale cheap nfl jerseys, lit by the Lakers Clippers, let Jamison new season to get a better chance to win a championship. However, the 37-year-old veteran is not ready to put his former club removed from the ranks of competitors. Local time on Friday, Jamison said ESPN710 radio interview. "I will never put Kobe Bryant- Bryant excluded from everything I had and worked with some special players, such as peak Gilbert - Gilbert Arenas and LeBron James - and Shaquille - O'Neal, but no player has motivation and ambition as if Bryant said he wants to win the sixth gold ring, he would do everything possible to do. " "Of course, from the current situation, you say, this situation (the Lakers win) I can not happen this year, but I mean, this guy is going to do everything possible to take the sixth ring." But Jamison also believes that the Clippers have a better chance of winning their own. "You can have two best players in the league (Paul and Griffin), you have

Jammin'
Just sitting here jammin' to Eric Clampton and getting ready for NFL Football. My thoughts are on the USA. We do live in the best Country on the face of this good old earth. We have more freedoms, wealth, prosperity, opportunity et al than anywhere else. Any of use can achieve goals only imagined elsewhere. We are only held back by our own self doubt and fear. Just counting the hairs around my navel.........

Jammin' With Da Best
Jammin’ With Da Best He is a gust of wind that always has your name upon his whispering breeze about life. Jammin’ has the substance to be the best for blast of spicy that leaves your mind tingling. He got the walk that makes you flutter about the wings of butterflies in life. Jammin’ with da best, Will what more can I write? His hands are of liquid steel. His heart is pure as rain upon hell like a spring day of freedom blowing in and out. His soul fears not weep to your pain or sorrow. Jammin’ like a band strumming out a sweet melody too soothes your tears away. How can I say the words to make dare love within his tender ways? He caress you like a wings of angel sent to spare from you harm. Jammin’ burst to life, when you come to see, you in his eyes sparkling sin. His smile is like cool water falling upon you as the sun tries to burn your flesh. He becomes the strong foundation beneath you, When the world starts too crumble around you. Jammin’ with da best is

Jan 21
GOD DAMN SNOW I freakn hate the snow and we got about 8 inches last night on top of the ice that was finally melting the week before this... I was just starting to get used to driving on that now i cant see where the damn yard ends and street begains... I already had to work this saturday to make up for being gone next thursday.... I might miss tonight because of the snow ... :( ......... so that means i will have to work next week for make up time and not overtime. Its toooooo COLD ... I thought OHIO would keep there damn mess but i guess they just had to send their love in a totally fucked up way!!!!!!!!!!!! Sence i wont be able to go to the dentist till the 6th of february dealing with the pain is going to suck! ... I wish i would have just shut the fuck up and had my dentist take them out. I guess i thought it would be fun last night to kick the coffie table and broke my middle toe.... YEAH .. why the hell didnt i watch where my big ass feet were going? I gue

Jan 22
ever wished for one person you could show your true self to, someone you could tell every little thing and not worry that they would run and tell someone else? Or use what was said against you later when you needed them to stand by your side? me too. It seems my hole family thinks im a fuck up, that my life is a fuck up. That im fake. That i have alot of baggage and mental. That i cant do nothing for myself. That im so jelouse of everyone elses move. I guess no one knows what its like to be the me but they sure like to place blame then they wonder why im not open.

Jan 23
Another normal day at work. It was busy night but also depressing. Its hard to stay awake with little sleep as I was up till about 130ish yesturday. Im going to have to stay up a little while today cause i have to make more phone calls. I hope my tax return comes soon so that i can pay off some people and hopefully have enough left over to do some things I have put off ........... too bad its such a long wait......... Dont know what else to say so i guess ill get off here .. have a good day... @

Jan 25
today has went really well so far. I came home from having a decent work day... although it could have been better. My arm was about to fall off after knocking free 20 plus tools 4 or 5 times over during the night but hey thats work .. :) Chris and I talked and are still talking about all different kinds of things. Tonight is the hinder concert hopefully it will be good. TO the SPECIAL FRIEND that isnt talking to me now for SOMETHING I DIDNT DO... I STILL LOVE YOU!

29jan07/12-17
so, canada. pretty cold there. thats where we were for 8 days. that was the longest port visit ever. and it had to be in canada. why canada? why not some place warm? anyway, i didnt go out that much. just to eat. except friday. friday was a drinking day. the canadian ship next to us threw a part that we were invited to. on board their ship, on their messdecks, they have a full bar.i was drinking for 3 hours. for free. didnt spend a dime. so, after that, we went to a bar. there was a live band. it was great. other than that, we didnt do anything. the only things you could do there was drink and gamble. since i didnt want to lose money, i didnt gamble. even though i wanted to do the 2 cent slots. i didnt. who knows what kind of trouble i would have gotten in. have i told you how much i hate this watch? well, alot. we dont do anything. its so boring, this watch makes me want to sleep. im not sure if its the chair or the fact that nothing goes on. maybe both. so, im sitting here looking fo

30jan07/07-12
last night was a weird night. i kep waking up thinking that i forgot something. then at like 2130 it dawned on me that i forgot to turn my clock back an hour. i slept like a rocck last night. the ship was rocking pretty good. one of these days im gonna fall our of my rack. so i started working out las night. i felt pretty good. did some push ups, sit ups, and pull ups. then i ran two miles. i didnt feel too bad afterwards. then i went down to the sonar skid room and hit the heavy bag for a couple of mins. until my skin broke at least. then i had to stop. you know, im sitting here, watching this german ship and they look like they are rocking and rolling pretty bad. their forcastle is just getting pounded. their screws almost come out of the water. i would hate to see them in really bad seas. there ship is pretty cool looking. lot of smooth lines. not blockey at all. they have this massive long distance radar that just looks mean as hell. the best part of that ship is the bar on the me

Jan 1
January 1: International Apocalypse Day/Day of the Ressurection of the Triple Mocha Latte (Church of Latte-Day Saints) 0 - Universe created, killing several pan-dimensional beings. 1 - Dawn of the First Day (72 hours remain). 1 (1 hour later) - Man gets drunk and fails new years resolutions. 404 - The day when the sky went blank; the first 404 error in history takes place, sending a lethal shockwave into the farthest corners of the Milky way. 666 - End of the world doesn't occur. Many people are all like "WTF?" 777- The Triple Mocha Latte comes back from the dead.... and this time, it's back with a vengence 1912 - Women learn how to vote. 1955 - Guy orders a Triple Mocha Latte in San Francisco. 1991 - George Bush (Sr.) overthrows the US government and establishes himself as the Emperor of America. 1999 - The Universe is destroyed, and is nanoseconds later replaced by something infinitely more confusing. 2000 - Leonard Bernstein is mauled to death by his psych

Jan 2, 2008
Here it is, 2 days into the year, and I already have people mad. I don't know how I do it so well, but I do. New year's was not memorable at all. I wish I could say it wasn't memorable because of the alcohol, but yeah, not drunk... I do hope 2008 gets better than how the year is going. Looking for a housekeeper. I hate cleaning, and I suck at it when I do clean. Changes going on at ome, may as well make one of them a VERY clean place. Some of you may be concerned that you are not on my list. I am sorry if I took you off, but I have this thing of keeping a small list. If I don't talk to you, I am not one to keep you around. Admittedly some of you I hated to do, but....no communication...well, makes me bored. If you do want to talk more, I have no problem adding, or even re-adding you. I am gonna run before this gets too long

3 Jan 2008
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, January 3: My, you're an eager beaver. Stop grasping for all the glory and let someone else get his or her due credit. It's time your hyperactive ass took a backseat.

3 Jan 2008
haha well I am going out for breakfast with Mo (that chick that ... and u know the rest), does that count? i shoulda make some plans for later...haha Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, January 3: Do something great for yourself today. Try something new, get a good workout, or go on a hot date. When you're on, it shows and everyone else notices. Nothing like taking care of yourself to include the world in your energy.

Jan 3
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Thursday, January 3: Concentrate on making gradual progress rather than hoping big, dramatic changes will do all the work for you two. These conditions are ideal for making genuine improvements. That may seem small, but it's really not. ==================== This is actually exactly what I am doing. Hoping the slow steady progress is better then anything. I mean there are so many questions I want answered but for right now those are on the back burner.

6 Jan 2008
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Sunday, January 6: If the replies to your online profile have fallen flat, now's the time to tap into your creativity. Spice it up with unique facts, great pictures and personal anecdotes. Rely on your ingenuity to attract a broad range of interest.

Jan 07. 2008
Beautiful. I miss you :: Incubus To see you when I wake up is a gift I didn't think could be real. To know that you feel the same as I do is a three-fold, utopian dream. You do something to me that I can't explain. So would I be out of line if I said, I miss you. I see your picture, I smell your skin on the empty pillow next to mine. You have only been gone ten days, but already I'm wasting away. I know I'll see you again whether far or soon. But I need you to know that I care and I miss you.

7 Jan 2008
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, January 7: You're acutely aware that you're broke. This, however, doesn't stop you from getting sucked into another online J. Crew sale and doing some major damage. You're hopeless.

7 Jan 2008
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, January 7: Don't be surprised if life gets a little hairy right now. Your sanity's your number one priority right now. Do whatever's necessary to blow off steam and stay centered. Let your cool mind prevail and you'll come out on top.

Jan 24, 2008
Jan. 24 2008 is quickly approaching and I cant wait the more time goes by the sooner I will be with Matthew. He makes me so happy that I can barely contain it. He is slightly possessive and a little jealous, but not too much, just enough to know that he loves me more than anything. After our three days of heaven, to which will never be long enough, we be working on our ultimate goal of him moving here,and when he does I am moving in with him, and setting my life to a routine, and focusing on getting Abby ready for school. Matthew and I plan on being together for the rest of our lives.. I love you Matthew, I will always be your HMT!

Jan 18
January 18, 2008 Quote of the Day "The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously. The first is imperative, the second is disastrous." – Margot Fonteyn

Jan 22
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, January 22: What's that sound? Why, that's the noise of all the pieces of your relationship falling into place (and not a moment too soon). You and your partner are feeling in sync with each other and in general.

Jan 24
My mind floats freely like a long, dusty road leading back to nowhere. My head tilted back I study the sky looking for the answer I found once in your eyes. With an icy warmth I traced the small smile that fleetingly touched your lips and a small part of the love I have for you burns my fingertips. The moon's quiet glow shines light past my eyes when I can realize the way the night ends. Darkness from this moment is gone forever And you? You have just silently whispered good-bye

Jan 6-12
Hey Everyone....headed to sunny Florida for some much needed rest & relaxation. Not to mention I need to escape New Jersey for a little bit...hate the cold weather! :) If I'm not on much this week, that is why!!! Leave me love and messages and I will get back to you all upon my return! XOXOXOXOXOX

[[jan 18, 09]]
So ok..I don't even really kno where my life is headed right now.. But it's a new yr like I stated in my last blog.. NW YR.. NW ME.. I'm working on it.. But today has been a tough one fo me.. It's like nothing is going right for me in my personal life.. But hopefully something will get worked out or figured out or something.. I'm going crazy over the simplest things.. Why you may ask, IDK.. All my thoughts in my head right now, they are making no sense at all.. None..Wut am I suppose ta do with all them....I have been tryna to express them but it's like no one is listening.. Or care's ta listen.. So ya know.. All I gots ta say ta them is FU.. I kno who my tru friends are.. And who is always gonna be down for me.. Hopefully they stay down fo me.....I miss him...I should be getting mah phone and mah notebook this week.. Can't wait.. Been waiting so long..I'm Out.. I'm tired.. I gots a migraine.. So do wut it do.. Holla.. One,ToN MaRiE

Jan And James Part Two
James and I continued our affair for the next few months, fucking in the jeep almost every night. In spite of all the discomforts, the sex was great. As a lot of couples do, we got to a point that we just had to have each other, and began stealing kisses and feels at work. I sucked his cock in the stock room one day, and missed being caught by about 10 seconds. Both of us would have been fired, so we decided to cool it at work, and just fuck in the jeep after work. Even with the new self imposed rules at work, I would rub my tits on his back if we passed close enough, or lick my lips suggestively if I caught his eye from across the room. One day I was wanting him so badly I considered having him fuck me in the stock room. He was more cautious because he couldn't afford to loose his job with a new baby coming and turned me down. I asked him (more like begged) if I could find somewhere safe would he fuck me. He did agree to that. One of the older girls at work had an apartment nearby

Jan And James Part One
I was so proud in my first job, working at a local drug store as a waitress in the soda fountain. I was 16 and earning my own money. I already had my eye on that peach sweater in the window at Marshall’s. I still was ’’ Janet from another planet” as the kids at school called me; the job didn’t change that, or my being the overweight geek with glasses that lived with her grandparents. It did help me ignore the fact that I didn’t get a lot of attention from the guys. Serving sodas and sandwiches and planning my back to school wardrobe filled up the dating nights, so all in all I was happy. James delivered prescriptions, and usually took the company jeep home, and since we lived in the same part of town he would give me a ride if we got off work at the same time. We became friends very quickly. Talking with him was easy and interesting. He made me feel good about myself. We talked about sex almost from the start. I told him about my earlier experiences with a couple of boys from school

Jan-19 5:53 Am
Ok, so current status so angry at my boss i cant sleep, I've been loyal to this small ass company since i got the job, and i just found out a girl whos been there since august is getting a raise.. me getting one.. haha funny not fucking likely.. oh and not to mention my boss wont give me more than 3 shifts so that she has a fall back someone who has room for more hours.. so because im the most dependable employee im shorted hours so if someone calls in sick she can get it covered.. so i blew my top @ my boss on friday and she just bullshitted me promising me hours but i reminded her she promised me 4 or 5 shifts once the summer was over .... so shes full of shit... but luckily im gonna be apply for a new job soon.. security.. government contract .. so i get full benefits and almost 20 bucks an hour... so i just gotta tough it out.. well thats it for now.. dont need to bitch any longer

Jan-23-09 Air Hair
air hair the thinning hair that you can see right through atop a balding man's head. In the last seasons of his classic sitcom, Jerry Seinfeld's air hair became quite noticeable. So was Nicholas Cage's before he really went bald and had to wear a piece in his films.

Jan 9 - Biggest, Baddest Party In South Florida
"SURRENDER THE BOOTY PARTY" BIGGEST, BADDEST, PARTY and BIKE NIGHT IN SOUTH FLORIDA EVERY SATURDAY STARTING JAN 9 THE PIRATE REPUBLIC BAR (Formerly Shirttail Charley's) 400 SW 3rd AVENUE FORT LAUDERDALE, FL Bucket & Food Specials Live Music by Rough Shot (Rock/Southern Rock) Give-A-Ways Indoor & Outdoor Bars Pool Table Swimming Pool AMPLE ON SITE FREE BIKE PARKING Vendors 2 Floors of Fun...Right on the River THE SATURDAY NIGHT PARTY THAT EVERYONE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO PARTY...YOU WON'T WANT TO BE HERE!!!! DIRECTIONS: Take Broward Blvd (East) exit Turn Right On Andrews Ave (over Bridge) Make Immediate Right on 5th Street (first street immediately after bridge) Right on 3rd Avenue...to end PLENTY OF FREE PARKING - YOU CAN ALSO USE MARINA PARKIN

Jan22 Contest Info!!!
CONTEST INFO!!!!! Starting date.... Tuesday, January 22 at 9:00 pm eastern time... Ending Friday, Feb.1st at 9:00 pm eastern time... Good luck and have fun bombing with your friends....it is highly recommended that you bomb yourself as much as you can to win.... onesxybrat (ill post more info when i get it....)

Jan 22 Dea "pill Bottle Dump" At Your Local Federal Building
RE: Jan 22 DEA "Pill Bottle Dump" at your local federal building ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jack Herer Date: Jan 22, 2007 1:15 AM Monday, January 22nd, patients and advocates will gather at their local federal buildings to demand an end to federal raids on medical cannabis patients and providers. Ask the DEA to Help You Find Your Medical Marijuana! Be part of the January 22 DEA "Pill Bottle Dump" at your local federal building! Medical cannabis patients and providers are under attack! Over the past month, the DEA conducted raids on three dispensaries and several medical cannabis grow facilities across California, restricting safe access to cannabis for bona-fide patients statewide. In response, ASA is organizing a national day of action on Monday, January 22nd, 2007. When the 110th Congress convenes, patients and advocates nationwide will assemble at their local federal buildings to demand an end to DEA raids on patients and providers

6 Jan 2008, Damn Them Astro Slams
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Sunday, January 6: You're feeling down in the dumps today. You probably shouldn't have said all of those awful things to your partner. Hopefully nothing bad will happen to him or her before you apologize. That would suck big cojones.

Jan-26-09 Droplift
droplift The opposite of shoplifting. To leave a product or item in a shop, rather than take one. It has been used by artists and musicians to promote their work for free, while some people use droplifting to make political or economic statements (for example, by altering a shop's products and then returning them). Guerilla artist Banksy droplifted doctored copies of Paris Hilton's debut album in record stores in the UK. He changed the cover art and included his own remixes titled "Why Am I Famous?," "What Have I Done?," and "What Am I For?"

Jan-28-09 Deck Change
Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting. The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool. Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.

Janet The Magic Butterfly
Flying high in the sky, without a care in the world, Janet the magical butterfly soared up and down. Looking and hoping for someone to play with. Up and down, round and round she flew, looking into all the gardens as she flew. Then out in front of her she saw Madison and Florencia playing in their back garden. Swooping down she landed on the rose bush at the back of the garden. "Hello Madison and Florencia", she said, "Do you fancy playing a game with me?" "Who said that?" wondered Florencia Madison just looked puzzled, as he heard the voice as well. "It's me I'm Janet, down on the rose bush at the bottom of the garden. Both Girls looked at each other and ran the whole length of the garden, stopping smartly beside the roses. "Hello" said the Girls excitedly, "We didn't know butterflies could talk and how did you know our names". By now the Girls were giggling away to themselves. "I'm a magical butterfly, who goes around to play with children and maybe even

Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation Lyrics
With music by our side To break the color lines Let's work together To improve our way of life Join voices in protest To social injustice A generation full of courage Come forth with me People of the world today Are we looking for a better way of life We are a part of the rhythm nation People of the world unite Strength in numbers we can get it right One time We are a part of the rhythm nation This is the test No struggle no progress Lend a hand to help Your brother do his best Things are getting worse We have to make them better It's time to give a damn Let's work together come on People of the world today Are we looking for a better way of life We are a part of the rhythm nation People of the world unite Strength in numbers we can get it right One time We are a part of the rhythm nation

Janet Jackson Black Cat Lyrics
All the lonely nights I spend alone Never around to love me You're always gone Cause you're hangin out Breakin' the rules Oh the man has come Looking for you You're a rebel now Don't give a damn Always carrying on With the gang I'm trying to tell you boy It's a mistake You won't realize Til it's too late Don't understand Why you insist On ways of living such a dangerous life Time after time you stay away And I just know that you're telling me lies Black cat Nine lives Short days Long nights Livin on the edge Not afraid to die Heart beat Real strong But not For long Better watch your step Or you're gonna die You're so together boy But just at a glance You'll do anything If given a chance Scheming, plannin lies To get what you need So full of promises That you never keep Don't you tell yourself That it's okay Sick and tired of All of your games And you want me to stay Better change Makes no sense to me Your crazy ways Black cat N

Janet Jackson If Lyrics
Sittin over here Starin in your face With lust in my eyes Sure don't give a damn and ya Don't know that I've been dreamin of ya in My fantasies Never once you looked at me Don't even realize that I'm wantin you To fulfill my needs Think what you want Let your mind free Run free to a place no one dares to How many night I've laid in bed excited over you I've closed my eyes and thought of us a hundred different ways I've gotten there so many times I wonder how bout you Day and night Night and day All I've got to say is [CHORUS:] If I was your girl Oh the things I'd do to you I'd make you call out my name I'd ask who it belongs to If I was your woman The things I'd do to you But I'm not So I can't Then I won't But If I was your girl Allow me some time to play with your mind And you'll get there again and again Close your eyes and imagine my body undressed Take your time cuz we've got all night, oooh You on the rise as you're touchin my thighs and L

Janet Jackson Together Again Lyrics
There are times When I look above And beyond There are times when I feel your love Around me baby I'll never forget my baby (I'll never forget you) There are times when I look above and beyond There are times when I feel your love around me baby I'll never forget my baby When I feel that I don't belong Draw my strength From the words when you said Hey it's about you baby Look deeper inside you baby [BRIDGE] Dream about us together again What I want us together again baby I know we'll be together again cuz [CHORUS:] Everywhere I go Every smile I see I know you are there Smilin back at me Dancin in moonlight I know you are free Cuz I can see your star Shinin down on me (together again, ooh) Good times we'll share again (together again, ooh) Makes me wanna dance (together again, ooh) Say it loud and proud (together again, ooh) All my love's for you Always been a true angel to me Now above I can't wait for you to wrap your wings around me b

Janet Jackson Runaway Lyrics
I've seen the world, been to many places Made lots of friends, many different races I've had such fun around the world it's true African skies with a Nairobi mood I fell asleep in Tuscany and dreamed The one thing missing was you Runaway with me my love, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Runaway with me my love, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I woke up with an Australian breeze And danced the dance with Aborigines Oh under the moon glow down in Mexico I dreamed One thing was missing that's you Runaway with me my love, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Runaway with me my love, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We'll sail the waters of many colours We won't need a compass, love will guide our way Don't need nobody, as long as we got each other No need to hurry, we've got everyday I wanna share the world with you, you see Spring time in Paris feels so good to me Oh this is for me reality So please make all my wishes come true Runaway with me my love, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And I just know

Janet Jackson All For You Lyrics
All my girls at the party Look at that body Shakin' that thing Like I never did see Got a nice package alright Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight All my girls at the party Look at that body Shakin that thing Like you never did see Got a nice package all righ Hit it: 4, 3, 2, 1 [Chorus:] All for you If you really want it All for you if you say you need it All for you if you gotta have it All for you make a move All for you I see you staring out the corner of my eye You seem uneasy want to approach Throw me a line But then something inside you grabs you says who am I I know exactly cuz it happens with all the guys [Bridge:] So you do what you gonna do Come on and talk to me Promise you won't even have an attitude I'll let you sit right next to me Don't join the list with all the other fools That ain't the way to be Yes, it's cool Yes, I'm in the mood Intimidations got that mind [Chorus] Can't be afraid or

Janet Jackson Son Of A Gun (i Betcha Think This Song Is About You) Lyrics
(feat. Carly Simon) Ha ha Hoo hoo Thought you'd get the money too Greedy mutherfuckers Try to have your cake and eat it too Sharp shooter into breakin hearts A baby gigolo - a sex pistol Hollerin at everythin that walks No substance just small talk Know why you feelin on that girl's behind You gotta sleezy one track mind Working your work until you think you find Who's goin home with you tonight Oh, who you give it to Who you gonna steal it from Who's your next victim Oh, who you gonna lie to Who you gonna cheat on Who you gonna leave alone Oh, what ya gonna tell her After she discovers You don't really love her Oh, gonna be a showdown Knock down - drag out Gunslinger shoot 'em up I betcha think this song is about you I betcha think this song is about you I betcha think this song is about you I betcha think this song is about you Don't you Don't you Don't you Don't you Sweatin me but I'm not your type You think you irk me and you're so r

Janet Jackson Son Of A Gun (remix) Lyrics
(feat. Carly Simon, Missy Elliott) [Janet] Ha, ha, who, who Thought you’d get the money, too Greedy, greedy, greedy Try to have the cake and eat it, too. [Missy Elliott] Missy! Ha, ha! Remix! Yo, check this out you greedy motha f****** I changed all my credit cards, And switched all the locks to all my doors You thought my heart would be destroyed Look around cuz I’m chillin’ boy Whatcha goin’ get your lawyer for? I makes my dough and just for sure you know Your lawyers should have let you know, you know, When you sue me you gonna be broke, you know, Ain’t no way you gonna bring me down easy Any chick that you stick is real sleazy Before I need you, I bet you gonna need me You ain’t want me, anyway you wanted to be me. What made you think I wanted to keep you around While I work my a** off while you just lounge around, huh? You slump, bum, son of a gun, And uh, How much you worth? I think negative, done [Janet] Sharp shooter into breakin’ hearts A baby

Jane Fonda
FUCK THIS TRAITOR REPOST! Body: TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED IF YOU NEVER FORWARDED ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE FORWARD THIS SO THAT EVERYONE WILL KNOW!!!!!!....... She really was a traitor A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do Not remember, and didn't have to bear the Burden that our fathers, mothers and older Brothers and sisters had to bear. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the "100 Women of the Century." BY BARBRA WALTERS Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still Countless others have never known how Ms. Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country, But specific men who served and sacrificed During Vietnam. The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll, a River Rat. In 1968, the former Commandant of the USAF Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo Prison The "Hanoi Hilton." Dragged from a stinking cesspit of a cell, Cleaned, f

Janet’s Vice Shop Aka Ktoc Coffee Shop
Here in Iraq, we've opened up a coffee shop where we work. A friend of mind sent me a couple espresso machines and we get most everything else from care packages or the chow hall. The only thing we have to pay for is sugar and we have a tip jar for that. It's working out really well, and there's a crew of us that meet every morning for latte's. We've experimented a bit and have a menu of regular drinks. Thought ya'll might be interested. Janet’s Vice Shop aka KTOC coffee shop Open 2300-0800 (0800-2300 by appointment only) Disclosure(s): All Meth comes crystallized unless otherwise ordered All drinks are enjoyed best with Nicotine Decaf is unavailable an blasphemous Menu: Dirty Water (coffee: self service) Selfish bastard (one shot of espresso) Meth (Double shot of espresso) Latte (Meth with cream) Choco-Latte (Meth with Chocolate milk) Banana-Latte (Meth with banana milk) Straw-Latte (Meth with Strawberry milk) Chocolate Meth (Choco-Latte with Cocoa add

Janet’s Vice Shop Aka Ktoc Coffee Shop
Janet’s Vice Shop aka KTOC coffee shop Open 2300-0800 (0800-2300 by appointment only) Disclosure(s): All Meth comes crystallized unless otherwise ordered All drinks are enjoyed best with Nicotine Decaf is unavailable an blasphemous Menu: Dirty Water (coffee: self service) Selfish bastard (one shot of espresso) Meth (Double shot of espresso) Latte (Meth with cream) Choco-Latte (Meth with Chocolate milk) Banana-Latte (Meth with banana milk) Straw-Latte (Meth with Strawberry milk) Chocolate Meth (Choco-Latte with Cocoa added) Monkey on Meth (Banana-Latte and Cocoa) Smartass (Straw-Latte with cocoa) Choco-gasm (Chocolate Latte with cocoa w/marshmallows) Gay Monkey (Monkey on Meth with berry flavored cocoa)

Janeys Vanity
janeys vanity - a-usa I lost out of the game early on, partly because I suck at monopoly and partly because I thought maybe I could get some time with Tank who sucked worse than me at board games. The holidays were the worst time for Tank and I because my sister was home all day and that meant no Janey for Tank and no Tank for Janey. I started some laundry and snuck off to the upstairs bathroom in my mom’s room and waited. Tank and I had talked about the scenario and in just a few minutes he was outside and I slid open the small window and motioned for him to come in and on up. I opened the door and let him in locking it behind him and instantly grabbed him in a tight hug. We both knew that we had a very limited amount of time before someone would begin to wonder where I was. Tank was supposedly out hunting squirrels, a favorite past time for him. We kissed for a few moments before Tank spoke “I hate it when we can’t be together, weekends are bad enough sweetheart.” “Absenc

Jane Fonda
From: DOUBLE TROUBLE ~A.K.A.~ BON Date: Sep 2, 2007 8:58 PM She really was a Traitor In Memory of my brother -in- law LT. C.Thomsen Wieland who spent 100 days at the Hanoi Hilton She really was a Traitor IF YOU NEVER FORWARDED ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE FORWARD THIS SO THAT EVERYONE WILL KNOW!!!!!! JANE FONDA She really was a traitor A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do not remember, and didn't have to bear the burden that our fathers, mothers and older brothers and sisters had to bear. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the "100 Women of the Century." BY BARBRA WALTERS Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still countless others have never known how Ms. Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country, but specific men who served and sacrificed during Vietnam The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot The pilot'

Jane Wyman
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Jane Wyman, an Academy Award winner for her performance as the deaf rape victim in "Johnny Belinda," star of the long-running TV series "Falcon Crest" and Ronald Reagan's first wife, died Monday morning at 93. Wyman died at her Palm Springs home, said Richard Adney of Forest Lawn Memorial Park and Mortuary in Cathedral City. No other details were immediately available. Wyman's film career spanned from the 1930s, including "Gold Diggers of 1937," to 1969's "How to Commit Marriage," co-starring Bob Hope and Jackie Gleason. From 1981 to 1990 she played Angela Channing, a Napa Valley winery owner who maintained her power with a steely will on CBS' "Falcon Crest." Her marriage in 1940 to fellow Warner Bros. contract player Reagan was celebrated in the fan magazines as one of Hollywood's ideal unions. While he was in uniform during World War II, her career ascended, signaled by her 1946 Oscar nomination for "The Yearling." The couple divorced in 19

Jane Says
OK so the names don't fit but.... Jane says I'm done with sergio He treats me like a ragdoll She hides The television Says 'i don't owe him nothing, But if he comes back again Tell him to wait right here for me or, Try again tomorrow' 'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...' 'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...' Jane says 'Have you seen my wig around? I feel naked without it' She knows They all want her to go But that's ok man She don't like them anyway Jane says 'I'm going away to spain when i get my money saved I'm gonna start tomorrow' 'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...' 'I'm gonna kick tomorrow...' She gets mad And she starts to cry Takes a swing but she can't hit! She don't mean no harm She just don't know... What else to do about it Jane goes To the store at eight She walks up on st. andrews She waits And gets her dinner there She pulls her dinner From her pocket Jane says 'I've never been in love - no' She don't know what it is She only knows if

Jane's Addiction
"Jane Says" Jane says I'm done with Sergio He treats me like a ragdoll She hides The television Says I don't owe him nothing, But if he comes back again Tell him to wait right here for me Or just Try again tomorrow I'm gonna kick tomorrow Gonna kick tomorrow Jane says Have you seen my wig around? I feel naked without it She knows They all want her to go But that's O.K. man She dont like them anyway Jane says She's goin away to spain When she gets my money saved I'm gonna start tomorrow I'm gonna kick tomorrow Gonna kick tomorrow She gets mad Starts to cry She takes a swing but She cant hit She don't mean no harm She just don't know What else to do about it Jane goes To the store at 8:00 She walk up on St. Andrews She waits And gets her dinner there She pulls her dinner From her pocket Jane says I've never been in love I don't know what it is Only knows if someone wants her I want them if they want me I only know the

Jane Goodall
Dame Jane Goodall, DBE (born Valerie Jane Morris Goodall on 3 April 1934) is an English UN Messenger of Peace, primatologist, ethologist, and anthropologist. She is well-known for her 45-year study of chimpanzee social and family interactions in Gombe Stream National Park, Tanzania, and for founding the Jane Goodall Institute. Goodall is best known for her study of chimpanzee social and family life. In 1977, Goodall established the Jane Goodall Institute (JGI), which supports the Gombe research, and she is a global leader in the effort to protect chimpanzees and their habitats. With nineteen offices around the world, the JGI is widely recognized for innovative, community-centered conservation and development programs in Africa and a global youth program, Roots & Shoots, which currently has over 8,000 groups in over 100 countries. Today, Goodall devotes virtually all of her time to advocacy on behalf of chimpanzees and the environment, traveling nearly 300 days a year. Goodall is als

Jane's Auto 11
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE Guess who has scored another Auto 11? That's right your favorite girl on FUBAR. Hey Everyone I'm back with an Auto 11, come and hook me up with all the rates you can spare. On my way to prophet with only 2.6 million to go. I have over 1900 EZ rate photo's. If you haven't already Fan/Add me to your friend list. My Auto 11's will be activated around 1 P.m Fu-time on Wednesday the 17th. So come and help get me there at the same time level yourself up too. ~5150 Jane~@ fubar This Bulletin was brought to you by myself, Gbeaver Gbeaver, pls F/A/R ~R/L hubby 2 SexyBBW@ fubar This is our way of introducing good people to good people..

Jane And Arlene
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted.

Jan-30-09 Eleventy Billion
eleventy billion A made up number Keanu Reeves (played by Tobey Maquire) decided to bet on Final Jeopardy on Saturday Night Live. Keanu: I bet eleventy billion dollars. Trebek: That's not even a real number. Keanu: Yet!

Janey Is Late As Usual
So London has been such a fucking pain this time. You see here is the truth, I was sick on arrival; I flew into Heathrow last week feeling hot and yucky. I secretly thought I had swine flu; mentally I was plotting my funeral. So, then I just got ready for the gigs and getting myself into gear. The coughing during the night freaked me out so much I had to stop smoking all over again (yes I slipped). So breathing is better since I had stopped again, but seriously I am concerned and need to go get my lungs check. So I called NHS helpline and they asked me all the countries I had visited lately, I gave them New Zealand, Hong Kong, Los Angeles and Scotland. She ignored all the exotic locations and dug her teeth into Scotland. “There are big out breaks of swine flu in Scotland” she shouted. After I listed all my ailments she reassured me that I don’t have swine flu but just The Flu. The gigs have been great though, I managed to do an Edinburgh preview which wasn&

Janey Godley Podcast “episode 10”
(Pleases be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. In the tenth episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast the ladies talk about the troops abroad, Uncle Jim’s quite belief that he is Bryan Ferry, The birthday Fawn, memories from Ashley’s school days, how to get rid of horrible neighbours, Ashley’s surreal dreams and the popes visit to Glasgow… all that with Janey’s sneezing! Please do comment on the Janey Godley Podcast At the following link: http://janeygodley.podomatic.com

Janey Godley Podcast “episode 11”
(Pleases be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. In the eleventh episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter duo discuss rap music, Freak shows, the don’t ask don’t tell policy, Ashley tells the listeners all about her crazy dreams, Janey talks about her mothers Poldark obsession and a special guest podcast’s in from the USA… all this and with technical difficulties! Please do comment on the Janey Godley Podcast At the following link: http://janeygodley.podomatic.com

Janey Godley Podcast “episode 12”
(Pleases be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. In the twelfth episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast Janey and Ashley discuss Scientology and L Ron Hubbard’s true intentions, Ashley’s new religion Batamology, the new Labour leader Ed Miliband, Tanya Lee Davis’s scooter girl campaign, why Mrs Miliband should kick Jan Moir in the lady balls, Janey reads an excerpt from her autobiography and Ashley impersonates Wayne Rooney… all this with new music from Paul Alexander Boyd! (don’t forget to vote for us on votejet.com) Please do comment on the Janey Godley Podcast At the following link: http://janeygodley.po

Janey Godley Podcast “episode 13”
(Pleases be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. In the thirteenth episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast; Janey and Ashley discuss the Conservative conference, online murder, how Gordon Brown is like Rambo, who would win in a fight, how much bush is too much bush, what animals can be crossbred, inappropriate things said on stage, 16th century architecture, pot bellied pigs as pets, The Bolivian leaders bad temper and a special input from a Glasgow ambulance siren. Also please note Paul Boyd’s amazing intro and outro music! Please do comment on the Janey Godley Podcast At the following link: http://janeygodley.podomatic.com

Janey Godley Podcast “episode 14”
(Pleases be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. In the fourteenth and super long episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast; Mother and Daughter discuss how they think their podcast is being received, they question Janey’s Osmond obsession, what’s under Ashley’s bed, what their greatest fears are, how they work as a mother and daughter duo and what they think of the Miners in Chile. Photographer Vikie B sits in on this podcast taking photos. Please do comment on the Janey Godley Podcast At the following link: http://janeygodley.podomatic.com

Janey Godley Podcast “episode 15”
(Pleases be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. In the fifteenth episode of Janey Godley’s podcast the ladies get deep, they take on subjects such as bullying and the misuse of the word “gay”, Janey and Ashley get into a spat, discuss where Ashley’s love of Star Trek comes from, why baking in the Godley/ Storrie household can cause chaos across the globe, answer questions from listeners, talk about current affairs (there’s a pun in there) and Janey reveals why she had Ashley. All this plus a listener tells us where he listens to the podcast! Please do comment on the Janey Godley Podcast At the following link: http://j

Janey Godley Podcast “episode 17”
(Pleases be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. In the seventeenth episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter duo discuss time travel and how they would utilise it, bullying and how it should be stopped, how fat girls split into two camps at 14, how heroin and alcohol are different and how they are the same, what is and what is not racist, why Obama is getting whiter, how they are both coping without cigarettes, Why Janey had fringed ankles in a dream, Janey’s up and coming gigs for children in need and the woman’s hour and an encounter with three Alsatians in an opticians office… all this plus Ashley

Janey Godley Podcast “episode 18”
(Pleases be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. In the eighteenth episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast Janey and Ashley In the eighteenth episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast Janey and Ashley discuss drunken antics they have endured, time travel (again), student riots in London, Janey’s couch poo (which isn’t true), 50cent’s relationship with Janey, the countdown to Christmas, their non smoking symptoms, Ashley’s return visit to The Calton, the place of her birth and how that made her feel, How irritating Radio DJ’s who sing along with their music are and The BBC radio 3 Free Thinking festival gets a mention as

Janey Godley Podcast “episode 19”
(Pleases be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. In the nineteenth episode of Janey Godley’s podcast, the mother and daughter discuss the Royal wedding and how it will affect the British people, also a story about a bride with a bomb, their recent purchase of a Wii, X Factor gossip, Janey's shopping trip, Ashley's obsession with knitting machines, Janey's big story from the past, tales of their respective diaries, the progress of their smoke free lives, the 'rape bird' gets a call back and Ashley still talks about Janey's bowel movements which makes her mother angry...again! There is also an impromptu advert from their 'sponsor'. We must als

Janey Godley Podcast “episode 20”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. In the twentieth episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss Gillian McKeith and her lack of being a good Scottish strong woman, they chat about Janey’s night with McFly, Ashley reads excerpts from her own diary and reveals a deadly dull photograph which makes Janey hysterical with laughter and is the object of a competition they have invented. There are tales of riding dogs, Ashley hunting Harry, Jackass the Movie in 3D, playing on the Wii, Janey’s poverty menu and Ashley’s experience with a disgusting anti biotic. All this plus Ashley’s

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 21”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the twenty-first episode of Janey Godley’s podcast, Janey Godley and her daughter Ashley Storrie discuss the complicated ramifications of the “Hero” Issue in modern Britain, how X-factor contestants are drongo’s, Janey’s fat lip, Ashley and Janey’s exciting St Andrew’s day feast and celebration, how the snow is effecting the country, Ashley tells us all about a new book she’s discovered and explains why she hates it so much plus special guests Wayne Rooney and Gazza make an appearance and tell all about their new hobby… all this plus Ashley gets emotional and makes a Christmas plea to her listeners. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 22”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the twenty-second episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast Janey and Ashley discuss a Vagazzle, her first crush, John Lennon gets a mention, Janey recalls her comedy pal who passed away this week in 2004, they both were horrified at Black Eyed Peas performance on X Factor and impersonate them, they also sing Cher live and chat about Wikileaks which is big news lately. Ashley’s diary gets a revisit, then they discuss Ashley’s sliced finger and Ashley gives out her Christmas wish list. Janey inadvertently outs a pop star (which could be a mistake). Trudi the disabled Yorkshire housewife has her rant read out, Janey recalls a Christmas story and encourages listeners to send in photo’s of Ashley mocked up to win Ashley’s bra. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashle

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 23”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the Twenty-third episode of Janey Godley’s podcast, the mother and daughter duo discuss The Virgin Media buzzing box, they dissect the latest Hollywood movies and debate access to famous people through twitter. Janey has a rant about Liz Hurley and her latest sexual conquest, Ashley’s talks about her weird jelly dreams and Janey rambles on about the Irwin Family in Australia. Ashley explains why her generation was let down by the movies of the 90’s. Our photo competitions get a mention, Janey tells a big Glasgow story that really is lost in translation and Ashley tells the truth about getting vibrated in a department store. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother an

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 24”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the twenty fourth episode of Janey Godley’s podcast the ladies chat about Victoria Beckham's nine thousand pound handbag, Ashley's scuppered Christmas plans and Janey chats about her dad in the hospital. This Christmas special has Ashley singing a childhood song, Janey discusses the pros and cons of swinging and there is a new 'The Bold Alec' story which is translated by Ashley. Obama and his 'Don’t Ask Don’t Tell' repeal gets discussed. Janey tells us all about her first flat and Ashley moans about footballers again and wonders if homophobia will be stamped out in premier league football in the UK. Happy Christmas everyone! Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and dau

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 25”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the twenty-fifth episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast, Janey and Ashley review 2010 taking in all things; Twitter and the sex scandals of the social network, both give their highs and lows of films, TV and music of the year. Ashley gives her run down of the World Cup including her favourite players, games and incidents. Janey talks about her year and its events, the Bold Alec gets an airing and a stunning revelation about a certain Mr Sheen comes to light, Janey and Ashley pick their favourite female of 2010 and look back on the political highs and lows around the world, they question Cheryl Cole’s popularity and ask why Tiger Woods shouldn’t have lots of sex… all this plus more laughs and banter! Wishing you all the best for the New Year, Ashley and Janey xx Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 27”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the twenty seventh episode of Jane Godley’s podcast Janey and Ashley discuss Ashley’s sore side, her ability to talk utter rubbish in her sleep and her big story about Dave Courtney and her day with the London gangsters on a film set. Janey talks about her plans for her late brother’s ashes, her trip to London and her new haircut which makes her look like a hazelnut for some obscure reason. Sarah Palin is to blame is a theme that gets both of them on a rant and Ashley recalls embarrassing tales about when she was a toddler, Janey joins in and talks over the top of her as usual. The Australian floods get a short mention, wandering Glasgow dogs get in on the act and the mum and daughter get into a debate about the Americans use of the word ‘bomb’ in various guises. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 28”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the twenty eighth episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter dynamic duo discuss Janey’s 50th birthday plans and her curry night. Ashley gives us a rundown of the Golden Globes, her amazement at Jersey Shore and her inability to have a decent birthday party. Janey talks about My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and her horror at the sub culture of marrying young girls off to caravan dwellers. Ashley has a weird dream, Janey gets funny presents and they talk about Ashley’s pulled pork dish. The mother and daughter discuss their plans for Adelaide and the Good Godley! Chalk publicity campaign which we hope some fun Adelaide folk will take part in. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly p

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 29”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the 29th episode of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter discuss The Appalachian Trail and their desire to walk it, the Andy Gray sexism scandal, Tommy Sheridan's sentencing. Their favourite comic Rob Brydon provides this week's celebrity question and they tell us all about their attitude to comedy. Ashley has a rant about how she feels being the daughter of a comedian and Janey spills the beans about nasty comics. The STV Nightshift programme gets debated and both of them talk about Ashley not having a boyfriend (again). Janey ends it by telling a big odd story about a man with a Samuria sword who loved her. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, b

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 30”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the 30th episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast Ashley is left home alone and is charged with presenting the podcast by herself. She tells us all about Mel Gibson’s “reasons” for being anti-Jewish, and discusses (with herself) the pros and cons of civil revolution, she encourages you all to go to your library and read a comic called “100 Bullets” or call the lady behind the counter a cow. Ashley then draws attention to another onslaught of bad weather hitting Australia, and questions why more people don’t like New kids on the block. She worries about her mother’s new role as the “face” of BBC radio 4’s comedy podcast and how this will effect the future of her own podcast all this plus a riveting look into the mind of a twenty something left alone with a microphone and nobody to talk to. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hea

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 31”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the 31st episode of Janey Godley’s podcast, the mother and daughter discuss the horrors of Valentine’s Day, the man with hawks and Janey’s tour of Australia. Ashley’s ongoing obsession with Donnie Wahlberg and New kids on The Block is debated at length and we discover that Janey is a crossword question in the Daily Record newspaper which makes her so very happy. Janey talks about her night out in London with Heston Blumenthal the words most famous chef and Ashley reveals an emotional side when she talks about her failure to find a man. The ladies both giggle at their inability to keep to the subject and Janey horrifies Ashley when she gets explicit about Ashley’s breasts. They both answer questions from twitter and Janey reveals what really happened in the family after the ending of her book which is set in 1994. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 32”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 32 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter comedy due broadcast directly from Adelaide in Australia in front of a live pub audience, Janey tells a group of strangers that Ashley hasn’t had a boyfriend while Ashley tells all about Janey’s bowel problems and couch defecation. They talk about their recent stop over in Singapore and the time they spent at Universal Studios, Ashley gushes about the new Battlestar Galactica roller coaster while Janey vents about the man who tried to steal their bag. After technical difficulties and up to four hours of recording and re-recording Janey and Ashley are happy to get the podcast finally recorded and into your ears we hope you enjoy! Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the w

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 33”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 33 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter broadcast again from Adelaide, they talk about the scary Cat Monkey’s that live in the trees, the insane bugs that swarm the skies and the odd dressing folk who are working at the festival. Ashley has a slightly tipsy rant about people who theme dress and they talk about the rife teen alcohol problem in Adelaide. The mayor and queen Adelaide get a slightly angry dressing down from the home sick ladies as do the wildlife and men with handlebar moustaches. The sexy singing shanty sea men finally get to meet Ashley and the outcome is surprising. All this plus a lot more angry chit chat from the comedy duo who are far from home and too warm. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down t

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 34”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 34 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter podcast team broadcast once again from the land down under or Australia as it’s known to people who live down under. The mother and daughter laugh about Ashley’s latest conquest while Janey tells about how a candy frightened the life out of her. Janey expresses her relief at stopping smoking when she realises how much cigarette’s really cost in Australia while Ashley yet again lets rip on the themed and circus citizens of Adelaide. They mock the locals and their sorrow at the perceived lack of sunshine and express fear over the recent plague of locusts that seems to be attacking the city of Adelaide. Ashley then tells all about her brief but spectacular encounter with Michael Buble and Janey talks about how her show is going all this plus a host of hilarious chatter from a mother and daughter far from home. Mother and Daughter c

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 35”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 35 of Janey Godley’s podcast the dynamic duo chat about the current bad weather in Adelaide, the sci-fi convention Ashley attended where wrestling seemed to be a theme, Ashley’s latest exploits which include but are not limited to men and vomiting, Janey discovers that while one hand clapping makes little noise two tits make plenty. Janey takes the opportunity to abuse her daughter and mock her for being mildly brainless, the two have an enlightening chat with Nacho Regal the Australian Penis bender who’s also a love guru and they both avoid any more chat about themed dressing and cabaret. Janey declares herself king of this podcast and slams Ashley for her lack of input! Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 36”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 36 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter broadcast a fond farewell to Adelaide, Janey talks about children dying and in a fit of uncomfortable verbal spew Ashley drops a bomb which shocks both Janey and herself. They send their condolences to the people of Japan and chastise 50 cent for his less than sensitive reaction to the earthquake and tsunami, Janey rants over old stomping grounds such as Roman Polanski, drug addiction and prostitution while Ashley just tries not to swear too much or touch her mother inappropriately. They wonder the importance of school pictures and question the photo choices by journalists to represent the dead… all this plus much much more from Ashleylaide… I mean Adelaide. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ash

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 37”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 37 of Janey Godley’s podcast Janey becomes repeatedly nostalgic while Ashley worries that her mother has gone mad. Both ladies still suffering from Jet lag are back to classic podcast chatter discussing everything from Sea Manatees to Chloe Madeley. They discuss the new government Budget and what love really means, then consider the works of great explorers like Lewis, Clark and Columbus. They remember Liz Taylor and Jade Goody and ponder what it really takes to be a Charlie Sheen goddess. They then discuss the film Good Dick which is starring and directed by Marianna Palka who was an alumni of Ashley’s school. All this plus an abundance of innuendo from the internet’s only mother and daughter comedy podcast duo. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley an

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 38”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In an extra-long episode 38 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the ladies discuss arts funding, Scottish Opera, Scottish ballet and why Ashley believes the Russians should just take over. Ashley natters about her pal Vikie’s weird and wonderful way of describing movies and Granddad Currie’s mad comments get a mention. Ashley has a temperature and the podcast feels oddly disjointed as she struggles to recall words! Janey talks about the Royal Wedding, her forthcoming birthday celebrations in London and her penchant for contacting celebs on Twitter. Some Twitter questions get answered and both podcasters end up bickering over minge trimming. The Bold Alec gets a mention and Andrew Lloyd Webber takes a verbal beating. All this plus a topless host on Janey Godley’s podcast! Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 39”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 39 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter duo discuss the TV shows they watched this week, including Peaches Geldof’s show OMG! and Virgin School. Janey waxes lyrical about Friday Night Dinner and bemoans the fact that some NZ theatre group have ripped off ‘Look Around You’ a parody show that she loved, with seemingly no consequences. Liam Gallagher’s meeting with a Saturday makes for a silly tale and Ashley does her favourite rendition of Cheryl Cole and makes Janey snort with laughter; Janey meanwhile is prevented from telling her dull tea story and both answer podcast questions. This week the world doesn’t get put to rights but belittling Charlie Sheen gets justified. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 40
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the 40th episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter twosome discuss current affairs including the royal wedding and Hugh Grant’s foray into investigative journalism, they then debate proper pronunciations of names including Will Wheaton’s. The mother and daughter raucously gallop through this episode poking fun at each other and the establishment, Kate Moss gets a slagging as does Cheryl Cole. Ashley whips out a new batch of voices while Janey takes us back to her first ever blog, then the ladies talk about the day spent at an Irn Bru party; all this plus tales of a Lesbian Greek hip hop dance instructor and her fish hat making companion. Please do comment on the Janey Godley Podcast At the following link: http://janeygodley.podomatic.com/entry/eg/2011-04-13T12_46_51-07_00

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 41
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 41 of Janey Godley’s podcast mum and daughter celebrate Ashley’s 25th birthday, Janey fixates yet again on the future royal bride’s eye liner, they discuss the recent tourist murders in Newton Florida, Janey gets mistook for a prostitute and Ashley wonders how old is too old in hooking? Ashley talks about her favourite football manager Ian Holloway and reads some of her favourite quotes, while Dorothy the “music professional” does some Snoop Dogg music. Ashley tries to explain Farscape to her mother after a visit from the birthday Pa’u, Janey tries to ask some probing questions of Ashley but fails all this plus Janey talks about role playing with her aspergic husband. Please do listen and comment on the Janey Godley Podcast At the following link: http://janeygodley.podomatic.com/entry/2011-04-20T08_31_57-07_00

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 42
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 42 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter celebrate the much anticipated nuptials of Adam and Jane from the BT advert, Janey talks about the hair cut’s she got as a child and what a “super” injunction is, while Ashley wonders what Aliens would say if they heard the Carpenters. Ashley gets her Howard’s mixed up and Janey tells all about her recent experience with time travel. The ladies delve into some tales of murder as they bring you the stories of murders forgotten and Ashley tries to explain that everyone has a bad boob, like the Baldwin family, all this plus news from the Donnie Wahlberg front, on this weeks episode of Janey Godley’s Podcast. Please do listen and comment on the Janey Godley Podcast At the following link: http://janeygodley.podomatic.com/entry/eg/2011-04-27T08_20_49-07_00

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 43
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 43 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter Duo discuss the latest goings on in the world. This week they talk about Osama Bin Laden’s final days and how he gave rabbits to small children. The twosome also discuss the royal wedding in great detail focussing in on the Philip Treacy’s daring hat designs as they question his popularity and sanity. Janey talks about her recent Great Scots nomination and Ashley talks about her brush with disaster at a night club with a broken sign. All this plus Janey and Ashley discuss Janey’s recent run-ins on twitter with some extremist religious groups. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 44
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 44 of Janey Godley’s Podcast, the mother and daughter discuss The Kate McCann book and all the controversy that raises, Ashley tells a tale of having a loud pee in a strange toilet; she continues to horrify Janey by impersonating the noises of her parents having sex and reveals her favourite William Shatner story. The giggly duo talks about their favourite weatherman Tomaz Shafernaker and Janey reveals her super injunction story concerning her and George Clooney. There is a Bold Alec story and some improvised singing that goes horribly wrong and Little Rock Arkansas gets this week town shout out. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 45
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 45 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter duo discuss the fortunes of Blackpool FC and her Ashley’s latest Ian Holloway quote. The ladies pour over the latest news issues regarding Ken Clarke and his ‘rape’ comments (due to unforeseen circumstances our segment on Ken Clarke has been removed) and Nadine Dorries who made horrific comments regarding child sex abuse. The story of the Dennistoun shootings at the Glasgow fair of 1990 with Wild Bill Hickok from Susie Sioux/Yvonne get an airing and Ashley does a Wayne Rooney! The couple talk about Janey’s funeral and what music will be played and Janey talks of her night in the emergency room. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in thei

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 46
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 46 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the ladies discuss the Olympic Flame, the murder of child Hollywood star, Obama’s UK tour and Ashley Storrie’s Murder stories! We hear Janey’s hilarious speech impediment which comes to the fore and sets them off in giggles. Sectarian issues arise and they both debate the effect of new laws surrounding sectarianism in Scotland and Ashley talks about Giggs and the super injunctions. We find out Christian Bale is coming to Glasgow and Ashley discusses her plans to goad him into a fight. The city of the week is Bakal Russia. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Plea

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 47
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In the 47th episode of Janey Godley’s podcast the duo discuss Cheryl Cole’s inability to keep a job or a man, the literacy of the nation and they share angst about online Twitter gurus. Colleen Rooney gets a slagging for her online shenanigans. Janey explains how she ruined Glastonbury for a few people and Ashley comes up with a new sitcom idea live on air –‘Sapphire and Diamond/Brimstone’ there is even a song that goes with it. Ashley suffered a spectacular bout of wind prior to the recording and the results are worth hearing. Janey caught her tits in the door (again). There is a special guest on this week’s podcast which is recorded in a famous Soho haunt in London Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the ro

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 48
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 48 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter discuss Nicole from Pussy Cat Dolls sexual dances, gay rape on Hollyoaks and the death of Zippy from Rainbow. We are celebrating John Lees who has been nominated for awards regarding comic books. The BBC programme Poor Kids gets debated and Janey spits anger about the fascist comments. Al Murray does the celebrity question and Sapphire and Brimstone get a new episode idea. The Bold Alec does a wee shout out and Wayne Rooney’s voice makes us all laugh as Ashley goes full flight on both him and Cheryl Cole’s concept album which is sung at full pelt. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daugh

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 49
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In Episode 49 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter discuss Philosophy in comedy, pavement cyclists and Ashley’s rant about theme dressers (again). Janey talks about the East Enders gay scandal and Ashley picks the subject up and debates gay imagery on television. Janey meanwhile gets the whole debate about Blacksploitation totally upside down and they both tell ghost stories about their past. There are heaps of questions to be answered from twitter and facebook and they tackle questions in their own inimitable way. There are some early picks of the Edinburgh fringe from Janey and Ashley does a Murder Story. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and d

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 50
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 50 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter on their big 50th episode discuss Jackass’s Ryan Dunn’s death, George Clooney’s single status and Janey’s appearance on The Big Question on BBC last week. There are many celeb voice over’s and Kevin Bridges the Scottish comic makes a rare appearance, as does internet hit sensation The Wee Man. Ashley reveals her plans for Edinburgh Fringe and Janey gives us her fringe show picks. Both them discuss Janey’s the excitement of having over 100,000 listeners weekly and answer some web questions. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laught

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 51
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 51 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter discuss Glastonbury performances, the plight of the British Ballet scene and plagiarism. Janey brings porn to the table and Ashley seems well versed on the subject which surprises her mother. Ashley gives us a full round up of the 1962 classic film ‘That Touch of Mink’ which has an amazing plotline worth investigating and Janey talks of the film premier she attended in Glasgow ‘Fast Romance’. Scottish tennis star Andy Murray gets support from the podcast duo and Janey gives up some life coaching tips. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 52
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 52 of Janey Godley’s podcast the dynamic duo celebrate the first birthday of their podcasting career. They are recorded live from Salt Spring Island in British Columbia in Canada. They discuss the downfall of The News of the World newspaper and all the shenanigans involved, they talk hippy and explain the transport system of the small island. Their journey on boat and plane make for an interesting story and Ashley gets the lowdown on the village in seconds of arriving. Janey fell down some stairs and a man touched Ashley’s nipple on the flight. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Please do listen a

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 53
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 53 of Janey Godley’s podcast the chatty duo get down and dirty about the inner gossip of Salt Spring Island where they are still on holiday. Janey wishes her dad a happy birthday. The story of the Fonz and the sexy farmers gets an airing, the local tourist run gets a critique and Ashley bitches about cheese. The Salt Spring open mic night features as does the latest developments back in the UK with the on-going News International scandal. Ashley gets thrown sideways and angry about news of young men released by a judge over child abuse and Janey lets the family dogs in who proceed to fight as the recording goes on. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 54
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 54 of Janey Godley’s podcast the jetlagged duo discuss Rupert Murdoch’s wife and the cream pie incident at the select committee, they give an opinion on the latest comedy TV shows. Ashley gives a rundown of the return journey from Vancouver and the horrific turbulence that scared them both. Janey and Ashley rant about aero dynamic cyclists and their need for suction tight Lycra. They both round the podcast off by chatting about Janey turning into an angry freak as she slowly shakes off the hippy vibe of Salt Spring Island. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Please do listen and comment on the J

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 55
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 55 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy mother and daughter combo discuss cancelled TV comedy shows, the state of the nation, the appreciation of Boris Johnson and the stupidity of Glen Beck. The recent atrocities in Norway get debated as do terror attacks in general. Ashley guides us through a plethora of subjects including Ed Miliband’s nose job and Janey witters about her recent press junket to Sky 1’s forthcoming comedy releases. Ashley has a sudden outburst of comedy honesty and slags off a few comics and makes Janey clench. They both end the show without a city of the week but a dedication. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter bante

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 56
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 56 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss the Ice Cream Wars, the Edinburgh fringe and Janey’s propensity to talking about bowel disasters. Ashley delves into the ridiculous world of ‘Take a Break’ magazine and the psychic pony that makes predictions. Angels and ghosts that do international travel make a stunning conversation piece and Ashley finally gives us details about her performance at the fringe. News stories are wrapped up between stupid funny facts and Ashley ends the podcast giving a visual description of her mother’s nipples. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 57
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 57 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo chew the cud over the English riots, the sociological view of why Scotland is riot free and why the government has failed its own people. Ashley gives us a rundown of her festival experience and Janey talks about her visit to the world’s biggest arts festival. Ashley reveals her secret sexual boyfriend which makes for much hysteria and the TV show Dallas gets its big comeback when the twosome discuss its appeal back in the 80s. Janey demands that the weather system is explained to her and Ashley makes an impassioned plea not to explain the connection to American comedian Tom Green. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekl

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 58
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 58 of Janey Godley’s podcast the outspoken mother and daughter comedy duo discuss Dappy, Steve O and Brad Pitt as Janey goes for a name dropping extravaganza. The Edinburgh fringe gets a mention as Janey rants about her favourite comedy gig The Set List Show. Ashley tells us her weird facts, a medical drama and her footballer of the week. Janey gives us her take on shark attacks and they both natter at length about Ashley’s show Alchemy E1 on at fringe this weekend. The potty mouth duo answers some podcast questions and Ashley talks about synthetic vaginas. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 59
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 59 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the Mother is away so the daughter can play. While Janey performs at the Soho theatre in London Ashley introduces two of her best friends, Victoria and Bobby, to Podcasting and what ensues is probably one of the most disgusting moments in this podcast’s history. Urban legends are dissected while the possibility of mind reading through technology is debated, Victoria gives us a taste of middle class holidaying in France and Ashley brings more bizarre news. They discuss the finer points of dog ownership and the girls decide to embarrass Ashley by outing a possible love interest… Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother an

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 60
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 60 of Janey Godley’s podcast the chatty duo take on Wotton Bassett and their thoughts on grief tourism; they debate the real issues behind propaganda and the war. Ashley gives us some creepy real life facts of strange couples and Janey name drops Bill Murray and explains her special dance moves. The comedy duo discusses their favourite moments of Celeb Big Brother and debate the validity of vacuous famous people of no real talent. Ashley tells the horrific story of a child who gets turned into a yam and then gets into the heavy subject of how she lost her faith after watching a movie about the mass illegal deportation of children- all of this plus the tale of the multi genitaled couple. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the r

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 61
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 61 of Janey Godley’s podcast the argumentative duo debate the serious issue of the Twin Tower attacks on 9/11 in New York. Janey gives us a rundown of her week which includes getting stung by a wasp and getting caught topless at the window at 3am. Ashley lets us into her weird world of strange websites, funny stories around the globe and vagina cramps. The pair have a go at making up Daily Mail fake headlines and Janey discovers she can make her breast into the shape of a famous man’s face. There are questions answered, arguments further inflamed and some nominal name dropping as the mother and daughter batter out their thoughts for podcast listeners. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fanta

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 62
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 62 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy dazzling duo debate the power of the police, the persistence of Ashley’s kissing habits and Janey’s lack of mothering skills and beauty tips. Ashley opens up the subject of bush trimming and Janey creates a new fashion for curly pubes that beats vajazzling! Janey questions Victoria Beckham’s ability to carry her own child in platform shoes then goes into rants about screaming people in city centres. Ashley answers the slew of podcast questions and gives up her weird stories of the week, one which is a truly bizarre tale of revenge from Russia. Well worth a listen. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mothe

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 63
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 63 of Janey Godley’s podcast this week is dominated by Ashley’s illness- she has tonsillitis and can hardly speak. The comedy duo go into a debate about the ongoing controversy of the special needs woman Ceri Reese on last week’s X Factor in the UK, kids doing cage fighting gets the once over and then Janey tells stories from her childhood and talks about the Roma homeless in central Glasgow. The Burkha ban in France gets the ladies ranting and Dublin is the city of the week. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Please do listen and comment on the Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 63

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 64”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 64 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy capers are cranked up when Ashley and Janey try their hand at a ‘panel show’ themed podcast. Turns out Janey cannot do the musical intro game no matter how hard she tries whilst Ashley is an expert. The Bold Alec makes a brief appearance; Frank Skinner gets a battering from Ashley, Polanski, Michael Jackson and the other convicted paedophile Chris Langham gets a lashing from Janey. Ashley gives us some fun weird facts and we discover that singing like cats isn’t really a talent. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. You can find all the info regarding

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 65”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 65 of Janey Godley’s podcast, the chatty duo tackles the latest controversy of Johnny Depp’s ‘Rape’ comments, Jodie Marsh’s body building and Ashton Kutcher’s shenanigans. Ashley gives us some more weird and wonderful facts, and gets Janey to ‘Guess the true story’ and The Bold Alec makes a quick appearance. Ashalina our American cousin gives us a roundup of the TV pilots in this seasons US schedule. Snoop Dog and his Welsh gardening video make for good chat and Ashley admits to dressing up for men in space wear. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. You can find all

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 66”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 66 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the chatty twosome get into some Liam Fox baiting and try to make sense of the latest political quagmire surrounding his extensive lies. Ashley goes hell for leather on Matt Cardle, Gary Linekar and his glamorous wife whilst Janey tells us how Noel Gallagher makes sense for a change. The comedy duo talks about Michael Jackson’s ongoing trial and try to make sense of the tribute for him last week in Cardiff. Ashley plays her latest ‘guess what’s not true’ and Janey talks about her new found fame at Blackpool’s comedy carpet. This week’s restaurant review is of The Crabshakk in Glasgow. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic week

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 67”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 67 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the chatty comedy duo get their teeth into some heavy subjects. Ricky Gervais and his controversial use of a word get a going over and the ensuing debate and fall out of the issue in the press this week are discussed. Ashley explains the delights of the new TV show Educating Essex and Janey talks about the Occupy movement that is currently sweeping cities across the globe. Ashley gives us some weird and wonderful stories and we get podcast questions from the web, Ashley closes the podcast with tales of her queer scary dreams. You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs! Please rate us or leave a comment on PodOmatic, ITunes or Facebook If you would like to support this podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our PodOmatic page and donating via the paypal link on the right hand side of the page. An

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 68”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 68 of Janey Godley’s podcast the gabby mother and daughter get to grips with a comedy re- enactment of the famous British Movie Brief Encounter. Ashley gives us some funny facts from around the globe, including a man who had sex with a donkey. Janey gives us a rundown of her latest gigs and covers the outrage of Gadaffi’s very public death and talks about the sexual assault at Occupy Glasgow. The Bold Alec does a rap and Ashley remembers something she has been struggling to recall all week in the very last seconds of the podcast. You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs! Please rate us or leave a comment on PodOmatic, ITunes or Facebook You can check out all our videos on YouTube. If you would like to support this podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our PodOmatic page and donating via the PayPal link on the right hand side of the p

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 69”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 69 of Janey Godley’s podcast the argumentative comedy twosome get to grips with the latest online gossip. They debate Justin Beiber’s baby, Liz Jones of the Daily Mail’s sperm stealing and JJ Abrams version of Star Trek. Ashley rants loudly and venomously over her defence of the Star Trek franchise and Janey gives us all a blast of The Bold Alec. Ashley does some funny voices in the style of ‘Desperate Housewives of...’ and Janey quizzes Ashley on her secret love of Terence and why he is slowly dying in her bed Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. You can find all the info regardin

Janey Godley's Podcast "episode 70"
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 70 of Janey Godley’s podcast – Ashley and Janey get sexy talk on the agenda this week. Terence the man pillow seems to be a favourite with the listeners and we get down and dirty about his recent state. Ashley tells us what single white women with a degree should avoid and Janey gives us a Bold Alec blast. The duo discusses the future of a relationship for Ashley and what qualities that man might have. Occupy Glasgow, Frankie Cocozza and I’m a Celebrity get debated throughout the podcast. You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs! Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook Please rate us or leave a comment on PodOmatic

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 71”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 71 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the mother and daughter duo is short a mother, as Janey is in London. She is replaced in this episode by former guest, the middle class candle stick heiress Victoria Barnet. The ladies get to chatting about all sorts including a Russian body snatcher, a group of American hip hop dancing sleeper agents and whether or not they would grow extra limbs for each other. With Janey missing she takes quite a slagging, her toilet troubles get discussed as does her foray into moustache growing. All this plus Victoria describes her father’s bizarre antics and gives her honest and refreshing views of the world around her. You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs! Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook Please rate us or leave a comment on PodOmatic, ITunes or

Janey Godley’s Podcast “episode 72”
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 72 of Janey Godley’s Podcast the comedy mother and daughter team chew the fat over The Leveson Inquiry which deals with press invasion, Fatima Whitbread’s appearance on I’m a Celebrity reality show and The TV phenomenon Mrs Browns Boys. Ashley has some fascinating stories about a rapey ghost, an ashamed burglar and a satanic date gone wrong. The Bold Alec does Mills and Boon, Salam Rushdie gets a lambasting and Terence the man pillow gets a mention. Janey and Ashley answer the many podcast questions and Janey gives us an insight to her performance at the recent Children in Need. You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs! Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook Please rate us or leave a comment on PodOmatic, ITunes or Facebook You can check out all our videos on YouTube. If you would lik

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 73
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 73 of Janey Godley’s podcast the chatty mother and daughter comedy duo discuss strikes in the UK, Paul McMullan the journalist and the viral video of the racist rant. Janey takes up the lead in ranting about the imminent conflict in Iran and Ashley is convinced George Michael is somehow linked. Ashley speaks about the latest Muppet character which ends in tears as they discuss hunger in children. Podcast questions are answered and the TV show Deadliest Catch is fully explored. You can find all the info regarding Janey’s live shows by just clicking Gigs! Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook Please rate us or leave a comment on PodOmatic, ITunes or

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 74
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 74 of Janey Godley’s podcast the chatty mother and daughter comedy duo discuss strikes in the UK, Paul McMullan the journalist and the viral video of the racist rant. Janey takes up the lead in ranting about the imminent conflict in Iran and Ashley is convinced George Michael is somehow linked. Ashley speaks about the latest Muppet character which ends in tears as they discuss hunger in children. Podcast questions are answered and the TV show Deadliest Catch is fully explored. Janey Godley Podcast at:

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 75
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 75 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss feminism, Russian boats and Ashley’s penchant for having sex in cars. Janey debates the local news in Scotland about a man who threw another off a train and Ashley talks about her late Uncle from the Isle of Rothesay and his recent death. There are some fun weird facts, podcast questions from Facebook and twitter and Ashley sings her self- penned song ‘My Nips are like bullets’ Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 75 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Hands

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 76
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 76 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy duo tackle The Krankie’s penchant for swinging, Christmas songs and Ashley appearance on BBC 3 this week. Janey talks about her recent visit to Easterhouse in Glasgow and Ashley fears Terence the pillow will come to life. Janey has a rant about foreign aid and poverty and Ashley is horrified at her mother’s lack of passion over racism in football. The chatty duo gives us some off key singing and some fun facts from around the globe. Merry Christmas. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 76 You can check out all our vide

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 77
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 77 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy twosome discuss their favourite things of 2011. Janey tells us her favourite moments in comedy, music and books and Ashley reveals her top movies, TV shows and music. Ashley debates a suicide issue that was in the news and recalls her experience with a stalker. Janey gives us the rundown of her night performing comedy at Corntonvale Women's prison. Both podcasters reveal their favourite moments and regrets of the past year. The round up of podcast questions and Ashley's sexual encounters make it a memorable episode. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 78
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 78 of Janey Godley’s podcast the funny duo discuss the latest news of the Stephen Lawrence trial. Ashley debates whether a parent has any right to cover up a child’s murder. Janey explains her latest twitter fight regarding Roman Polanski and Michael Winner and Ashley gives us some Glasgow urban legends. The twosome gets into deep discussion over the weather in Central Scotland and Ashley reveals her deep fears about how to behave and survive the impending supposed end of the world in 2012. Janey explains her frustration about her own mother’s murder and the lack of justice served in her case. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter bante

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 79
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 79 of Janey Godley’s podcast the chatty duo talk about old family photographs they found and the ever changing look of Janey’s bushy hair throughout the decades. Ashley gives us her opinion on breast implants, shoplifting celebrities and broke toe bones. Janey and Ashley laugh their way through memories of funerals past and present and Janey asks the podcast questions. Celebrity Big Brother gets a roundup and the ladies give their opinions on the latest episode. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 79 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Han

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 80
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 80 of Janey Godley’s podcast the chatty duo talk about old family photographs they found and the ever changing look of Janey’s bushy hair throughout the decades. Ashley gives us her opinion on breast implants, shoplifting celebrities and broke toe bones. Janey and Ashley laugh their way through memories of funerals past and present and Janey asks the podcast questions. Celebrity Big Brother gets a roundup and the ladies give their opinions on the latest episode. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 80 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 81
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 81 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo give us some Oscar facts. The podcast is recorded early due to the duo heading to London this week. Ashley has unearthed many weird and wonderful titbits of Oscar award ceremonies from the archives and also gives us a roundup of the latest nominees. Janey gives us some ‘singing’ from her version of The Northern Lights and Ashley talks’ crunchy lettuce diet tips. They both talk beauty tips and get a chance to read out some podcast questions. Ashley wants to be the face of Poundland (which isn’t sexual). Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst

Janey Godley's Podcast Episode 82
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 82 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss the latest news about Scottish Independence, Sir Fred ‘The Shred’ and Eamonn Holmes gaff about prostitution live on TV. Janey gives us her opinion on the young Tory who dressed up as Maddy McCann and Ashley waxes lyrical about her latest puppy obsession. Ashley gives us a roundup of interesting religious groups and Janey talks about her husband going for a personality test with Scientologists. There are many podcast questions to get through and the gabby duo talk about their forthcoming New Zealand trip to the comedy festival. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter ban

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 83
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 83 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo give up their joint opinions on Beckham’s pants and his wife’s frocks and Ian Paisley’s big shouty voice. Ashley gives us the weird and wonderful rundown of odd facts concerning the US super bowl phenomenon and Janey does quite a lot of loud cat noises. Podcast questions are answered and Ashley actually cries about her mum maybe meeting William Shatner. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 83 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 84
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 84 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter outrageously try to outdo each other discussing sexual antics. Janey gives us some insight into the Sean Penn controversy where he declared that UK should give up the Falkland Islands. Ashley gives us some weird and wonderful facts about St Valentines and they both give us some horny animal noises. The chatty duo get deep into discussing the situation of Rangers football club who have gone into administration this week and debate if they would kill active paedophiles in the community. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 85
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 85 of Janey Godley’s podcast the Mother and daughter comedy duo get to grips with the horrific situation in Syria and death of amazing journalist Marie Colvin. Ashley gives us some hysterical, weird and mad facts about Hitler and she discloses the truth about her temp jobs when she was 18. Janey gets into a fight with her daughter in the ownership of the placenta they shared in 1986. Ashley discusses her worst ever haircut. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 85 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in E

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 86
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 86 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy mother and daughter combo discuss the latest row on abortion, sexism and ageism. The leap year gets a mention and Ashley gives us a roundup of the worst and weirdest dates. The twosome discusses the weird and wonderful facts of medical mishaps and the death of Davey Jones from The Monkees spark up some memories and singing from Janey. Ashley does her impersonation if her parents having sex. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 86 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Bac

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 87
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 87 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss sectarianism, twitter abuse and zombie apocalypse scenarios. Ashley gives us the round up on her odd and bizarre facts from the web and Janey gives us the low down on Rush Limbaugh. Janey talks about her fears and panic attacks on the Glasgow subway tube systems and Ashley explains about the fear of having the oven man in her toilet. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 87 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook Please r

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 88
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 88 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo get into the bones of Ashley’s past drunken shenanigans and vomiting technique. Janey gives us an insight into the BBC news psychologist and features a roundup of what she has learned as a comedian. Ashley tells us some weird and wonderful facts and Janey gives her some advice about finding a man on facebook. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 88 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook Please rate us or leave a comment o

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 89
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 89 of Janey Godley's podcast- this special edition is live from Boston USA. Janey is joined by her friend Shirley as Ashley is back in Scotland. The two Glasgow women discuss the UK budget, domestic abuse from Denis Waterman, the Orlando shooting and Scotland’s independence. Janey is in Boston for the Women in Comedy Festival which is happening this weekend. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 89 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook Please rate us or leave a comment on PodOmatic, ITunes or

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 90
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 90 of Janey Godley's Podcast Ashley is absent yet again and so Janey is joined by her good friend Shirley Doig, the ladies discuss their final week in Boston and the women in comedy festival they have attended. They talk about the mice in their hotel and the rat like Dominique Strauss-Kahn's treatment of women. The funny women chat about their new favourite TV show "20/20" and the repercussions of racism on the internet, before wrapping it all up with a rundown of their top Boston trip moments. All this plus laughs by the dozen on this week's episode! Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: E

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 91
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 91 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo give us a roundup of their week. Ashley finally gets back into the podcast now that Janey is back from her travels. They discuss Ashley’s birthday, Samantha Brick in the Daily Mail, some news clips from around the world and Janey’s obsession that she met an old Nazi. The Edinburgh pandas get some attention and Janey tries to get a sexual story out of her daughter which ends in an argument. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 91 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handsta

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 92
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 92 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo get into a debate of heavily farmed hens and cows, and showing respect for the things we eat. Ashley ends up crying over the news about a boy in a wheelchair who was robbed and Janey admits to being obsessed about Sister Wives a show about polygamy. Ashley explains the problems of our ever dwindling bandwidth and both of them get silly over podcast questions Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 92 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBoo

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 93
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 93 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo talk about the list of people Janey doesn’t know but who are always in the media. The duo receives a parcel live during the recording – it turns out to be the latest book by Jenny Colgan! Ashley tells us her plans for her birthday tomorrow and Janey talks about Hotel Indigo Edinburgh’s comedy on the room service menu event. Simon Cowell and the book he is pretending to hate get a ranting and Ashley spits nails about Gary Barlow. The Samaritans are the website of the week. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Pod

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 94
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In Episode 94 of Janey Godley's Podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo are jetlagged, dazed and confused. They Discuss the mad Murdoch Family’s input to the Levenson Inquiry, How the world remembers the casualties of war and AA Gills ridiculous stance on women on television. They discuss how Assad's wife has been contacted by the Wives of other world leaders in a bid to sooth political tensions and tell all about their recent arrival in the great city of Auckland. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 94 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handstand

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 95
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 95 of Janey Godley's Podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo bring you a short one, there’s plenty of laughter as the two discuss their recent journey's in Wellington , Janey's show and the reviews it's gotten, the comedians they've met and Janey makes fun of Ashley's love of Jazz. It’s a short one folks as the two are still on a different time zone and are definitely growing weary of each other's company. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 95 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook Ple

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 96
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 96 of Janey Godley's Podcast, Janey and Ashley bring you a realistic taste of the NZ comedy festival as they record their show in front of a live audience. Ashley as always brings you the latest in odd news from around the world; Janey tells her now well-known story of meeting her hero in Wellington and both interact with the audience. The show is accompanied by some swing music which seemed to bleed in from another venue, so sit back, enjoy and buckle yourself in... cause it’s live baby and it’s going to be a bumpy night! Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 96

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 97
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 97 of Janey Godley's Podcast the funny duo are live from the Classic Comedy club in New Zealand at the comedy festival. This week's news covers everything from Rebekka Brooke's police charges for perverting the course of justice to news from UK’s so-called psychic Derek Accorah’s announcement that Maddie McCann is dead. The live audience join in and we hear from the NZ comedy fest Billy T comedy award nominee TJ McDonald. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 97 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 98
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 98 of Janey Godley’s podcast the gabby mother and daughter talk long haul flights, zombie apocalypse and suicide attempts. Ashley gives us some weird and wonderful news stories and Janey lets rip about David Cameron, Ghana sex scammers and the Bold Alec makes a brief appearance. Ashley claims Janey is a cock-blocker and gives her mother some on air abuse. The book of the week is from Jenny Colgan. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 98 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook Please rate us

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 99
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 99 of Janey Godley’s podcast, the mother and daughter comedy duo batter into subjects like The Queens Jubilee, Nazi football hooligans and a human cannibal. Ashley debates the reasoning behind national identity and Janey does an impromptu rap. Podcast questions are asked and answered and William Shatner gets a mention which makes Ashley angry. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 99 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Check out Janey Godley’s Podcasts Comic Strip Order “Handstands in the Dark” Paper Back or in EBook Please rate us

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 100
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 100 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy mother and daughter celebrate with guests and a live photo shoot from Victoria Barnet. Ashley brings her weird facts to the table and Janey gets down and smutty with her interruptions. There are a good few tributes and some singing involved and much appreciation from the podcast team. Listen in for some guest voices and Janey reminisces about her dead dog. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 100 You can check out all our videos on YouTube. Check out Janey Godley’s Podcasts Comic Strip Order “Handstands in th

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 102
In episode 102 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo talk about their efforts to raise donations for the bandwidth. Janey explains her latest twitter story which happened live on a train, Ashley tells us more about Terence the Man Pillow and the regular slot of weird wonderful news is featured. Eastern European baby boxes, Euro 2012, the Nat West bank debacle, the book 50 shades of grey and many more recent news items get aired this episode. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 102 You can check out all our videos on YouTube Check out Janey Godley’s Comic Strip

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 105
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 105 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy duo get into the criticism of G4S the Olympic security team and parody their theme tune. Janey asks Ashley her opinion on ‘blades’ for Paralympics. Ashley explains to her mother the legalities of photographing and exposing the public on Twitter as Janey debates her #timandfreya story which went viral last week. Ashley gives us the full list of #50shadesof reality and talks about MC Frontalot. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 105

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 107
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 107 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo debate the recent Twitter furore of diver Tom Daley and the fall out that occurred. Ashley reads from her teenage diary again- making Janey hysterical. Janey talks too much about the Olympic opening ceremony and babbles on about recent news – Ashley gives us the podcast questions and Janey gives us her Edinburgh fringe news about #Timandfreya the play. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 107 Check out The saga of Tim and Freya Check out Janey Godley’s Comic Strip You can check out all

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 108
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 108 of Janey Godley’s podcast, the comedy mother and daughter duo let rip about Piers Morgan, the National Anthem and the bag piping event in Glasgow. Ashley debates the ‘organ donation’ issue and Janey gives us some Edinburgh Fringe gossip. The chatty couple give us some robust debate on China trade issues. There is more of Ashley’s diary and Janey interviews the great and the good of the Edinburgh festival including Mike McShane and Matthew Kelly. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 108 Check out The saga of Tim and Freya Check out Janey Godley

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 110
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 110 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo get chatty about this week’s news. Ashley gives us her opinion on Prince Harry's shenanigans in Las Vegas and her hatred of ukulele comedy. Janey talks about the George Galloway/Akin rape debacle and both women chime in with their views. Tim and Freya the play gets a mention and we are treated to Ashley's old diary excerpts. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 110 Check out The saga of Tim and Freya Check out Janey Godley’s Comic Strip You can check out all our videos on YouTube Check o

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 111
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 111 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss Rape and the political/social comments surrounding the issue. Ashley reads more of her teenage diary and answers the podcast questions. Janey talks about the Joan Rivers/Rhianna twitter storm and debates the fact that the New York Comedy festival has no females in its line up. Ashley then impersonates a day in the life of her mother, sound effects and all. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 111 Check out The saga of Tim and Freya Check out Janey Godley’s Comic Strip You can check out a

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 112
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 112 of Janey Godley’s podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss the Paralympics, the state of women in comedy and Boris Johnson’s plans for a new airport. Ashley reads from her diary the day she had sex and Janey gets accused of domestic violence. The two read out questions, and debate the plight of a boy with Downs Syndrome who was barred from a first class flight. Ashley questions the phrase “brave paralympians”. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 112 Check out The saga of Tim and Freya Check out Janey Godley’s Comic Strip You can

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 113
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 113 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter bring you the latest news, discussing The Hillsborough Report, Chris Brown’s offensive tattoo and the impending war in Libya. Ashley gives us her views on the anti Islamic film and the elusive maker Sam Bacile and talks about attitudes towards religion in general. Janey gives us answers to the podcast questions and Ashley talks about her recent encounter with Maria Fowler formerly of the Only Way is Essex. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 113 Check out The saga of Tim and Freya Check out Janey Godley&rsquo

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 114
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 114 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo debate the Mitt Romney gaffes, the Royal boobs and Downton Abbey. Ashley talks about the shock reaction and politicisation of the gun crime in Manchester and Janey gives us her latest train tale. Janey’s diminished East End accent is given an airing and both women talk about the Sun page three debacle. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 114 Check out The saga of Tim and Freya Check out Janey Godley’s Comic Strip You can check out all our videos on YouTube Check out Ashley’s 50

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 115
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 115 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss Janey and her husband’s anniversary today and the back story to a sectarian wedding. Ashley talks about her drug experience, gives us her review of the new pilots on US TV and they both do some banter on latest news stories including Justin Lee Collins and the US election. Janey does a loud song and dance routine near the end of the podcast. The Bold Alec makes an appearance. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 115 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 116
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 116 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss childhood misconceptions, Adele's new Bond theme and Ashley's disturbing acne breakout. Janey talks about her forthcoming trip to Canada and they both debate the entertainment world's attitude to under age sex and sexual predators as Jimmy Savile's abuse revelations hit the headlines in the UK. Ashley talks about all the live theatre shows she loudly heckled as a child. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 116 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and do

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 118
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 118 of Janey Godley’s Podcast, Ashley is joined by Ste Callaghan, stand comedian and winner of the best new Scottish Comedian award. The pair discusses independence, Tony Blair, George Galloway’s new popcorn mission, back to the future and their comedy show. Janey joins in with a little piece from Toronto, talking about her experience on the street with a dog, her views on Donald Trump’s golf course in Aberdeen and her trip to a celebrity ball in Canada. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 118 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 119
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 119 of Janey Godley’s Podcast, Ashley is joined by Ste Callaghan yet again. The pair discuss, Jimmy Savile, 30 rock, women in comedy and dating. Janey joins with a piece from Toronto, talking about her experience in the Canadian London, Donald Trump’s “Obama” announcement and her wariness of black squirrels. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 119 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal. Check out some fashion tips from Fetuccini Spencer Check out The saga of Tim and Freya

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 120
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 120 of Janey Godley’s podcast Ashley is joined by Victoria Barnet, the two talk about Halloween and the things that scare them most, Vikie’s recent “short” relationship, the effects of hurricane Sandy on the world and the aftermath of Savile Gate. Janey chimes in from Canada with tales of Niagara falls, her colourful thoughts on Donald Trump and her own experiences of Hurricane Sandy we then get treated to a scary story from our distant co-host. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 120 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 121
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 121 of Janey Godley’s podcast Ashley is joined by Victoria Barnet, the two delve into the American election and tales of Vikie’s dad and his local legendary status. They discuss Vikie’s recent relationship and Janey’s impending return. Meanwhile Janey sends us her views on the election, women’s rights and the abuse inquests going on in the UK. All this plus lots of laughs from the girls back home. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 121 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via Pay

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 122
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 122 of Janey Godley's podcast, the only mother and daughter comedy podcast, the duo discusses - Poppy burning, the BBC paedophile scandal and Janey's lost passport. Ashley gives us the roundup of her latest Star Trek gifts from Toronto and her serious subject this week is the attacks on the Eritrean people in Israel. Janey and Ashley both talk in depth about censorship, literal pop videos and a Mary Poppins voice over from the British Consulate in Canada. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 122 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our D

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 123
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 123 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo get into the Israeli conflict, mothering skills and discuss absurd music videos. Ashley and Janey both have injuries and explain all during the broadcast. Ashley sings a Bozy2Men song and Janey explains the lyrics. There is a funny tale about the flu, a bad journey and wee story about Major the dog. To vote for the podcast do so at the village voice internet awards page here, enter your email address at the top (No 01) and just go to the podcast section (No 35) and write Janey Godley’s Podcast! Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey G

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 124
In episode 124 of Janey Godley's Podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss Ashley's latest first degree burn accident on her tenders. Janey lets rip on the most annoying comedy hack lines from comics. Ashley speaks about the suicidal effects of acne medication and the personality changes that can be incurred. Janey exposes herself as an 'interferer of public business' yet revels in the role. Ashley and Janey do a special cat message for all the cats that listen in. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 124 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal. Get your copy of Molly

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 125
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 125 Of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss Duchess Kate's pregnancy illness, the Australian crank call and a strange story from Edgar Allen Poe. Janey talks about their latest Brad Pitt parody comedy video and they both talk about Harry Styles and how he has a vagina in Ashley's dreams. Ashley gives us the update on her recent burn injury and Janey tells a story about food poisoning and peacocks. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 125 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal.

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 126
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 126 of Janey Godley's podcast, Janey is in London with her pal Monica. They chew the fat about sexuality, life, hopes and dreams. Monica tells us about her favourite holiday, the best and worst food she has ever eaten and what she would tell her 16yr old self. Janey gives us a quick round up of this week's news, some debates about cougars and they women chat earnestly about vulnerability in teenage years. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 126 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal. Check out our n

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 127
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 127 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo let rip about the Westboro Baptist Church, Sandy Hook shootings and chemical castration. There are very divided views this week, Ashley gives us some interesting Christmas stories and Janey sings badly. According to the Mayan's it's the end of the world, so the duo give you their plans for the end of days. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 127 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal. Check out our new Brad Pitt style perfume advert

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 128
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 128 of Janey Godley's podcast, in this end of year edition the mother and daughter comedy duo give us a rundown of 2012. The Olympics, the Jubilee, the big news stories and enduring memories get aired, and Ashley tells the full on true story of her favourite school trip to Greece when she was 18 years old. Janey gives us a short review of the latest movies released and Ashley tells us her 2012 TV highlights. Janey's gas & wind seems to be a domestic problem, Ashley pleads for medical help. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 128 If you would like to support our podcast then ple

Janey Godley's Podcast Episode 129
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 129 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter debate Jim Davidson's recent questioning regards 'Operation Yew Tree', the future of Comedy at BBC Scotland and offensiveness of the podcast. Ashley tells us her New Year story when she burst into show tunes on a bus & reads the Lidl brochure as Jason Statham. Podcast questions are answered and the Bold Alec talks masturbation. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 129 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal. Check out our new Brad Pitt style

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 130
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 130 of Janey Godley's podcast the chatty mother and daughter comedy duo get down, dirty and daft about beavers, Flags in Belfast and funny stories throughout the year. Ashley tells us about her return to stand-up comedy, her fears and her obsession with Peregrine Falcons as a child. Janey tells us some weird and whacky tales about animals in the East End of Glasgow. Questions are asked and answered and Janey tells us how Easyjet will solve sectarianism. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 130 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Dona

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 131
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 131 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo go deep about UK libel laws, Lance Armstrong and Megan Fox. Janey talks about her twitter fight with Donald Trump and her fantasy of going crazy with a dirty cheese wire. The chatty twosome talk comedy, life, sex and how Janey is keen on announcing deaths by mime. They play one word 'guess the comic' - a new game invented by Janey that falls apart during play! Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 131 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 132
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 132 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss Prince Harry's killing time in Afghanistan, the plight of gamblers amongst the poorest in the UK and their experience shopping in 'hip shops'. Ashley and Janey have a ukulele music competition which is a challenge to everyone who hears it and Janey does her 'one word ' guess the comic game. Ashley has weird and wonderful stories from around the globe. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 132 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal.

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 133
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 133 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo give us chat about a genital poisoning in Brazil, Wayne Rooney's indiscretion, BBC show Sun, Sea and Suspicious parents. Janey chats about the Byre theatre arts funding and her usual pop at Donald Trump. In this musical orientated improv episode it's clear Janey's menopause is slowly kicking in. Ashley points out that monkey and donkey don't rhyme to a confused Janey. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 133 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate vi

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 134
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 134 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo talk about Gay rights, marriage and religion. Janey tells us all about her trip to Kuala Lumpur and her experience with Saudi women and Ashley tells all about her recent brain scan. They both talk about comedy and Ashley's recent return to stand up, Janey has an ear infection and Ashley is a bit sick and easily annoyed. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 134 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal. Check out our new Brad Pitt style p

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 135
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 135 of Janey Godley's podcast, the comedy mother and daughter talk about their recent stand up gigs and Ashley gives us her version of The Carpenter's and how aliens would react to the song. Janey discusses the recent Pope revelations and tells us a story from the 70s about her mammy's singing parties. The BIG NEWS about the podcast is REVEALED! Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 135 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal. Check out our new Brad Pitt style perfume advert Click here to see the

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 137
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 137 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo let rip about religion, the bedroom tax and police who deny women the right to press rape charges. Ashley explains her hatred for the woman on Edwardian Farm TV show and how Oprah isn't as generous as first believed. Janey talks about the charity night coming up for Talk Now the charity she is a patron of. They also discuss their current podcast advert on RealXS radio in Scotland. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 137 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 138
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 138 of Janey Godley's podcast, the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss Vicky Price's guilty verdict and sexism in comedy and in general. Ashley explains why I can't be her 'wingman' and how she turns into Yoda when she fancies a man. Janey talks about her dad's recent fall in the street and Ashley talks about her visit to a criminal court and despairs about her forthcoming performance at Rock Ness as Janey will no doubt cock block her all the way. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 138 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 139
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) in episode 139 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter get ranty about right wing comics, the new Pope and how rape apologist's are flooding the media. Ashley narrates an impromptu Space Porn script and Janey sets about Millionaire inspirational speakers. The two give us some insight into having a camera crew follow them for a whole day and William Shatner gets a mention. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 139 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Facebook Check out our new B

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 140
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 140 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter get ranty about Aspergers, the war in Iraq and Ken Barlow. Ashley discusses her experience of living through ten years of the illegal occupation of Iraq and her feelings about The Steubenville rape case. Janey tells us a horrific story involving a guide dog and another about a toilet brush. Infidelity, a story about a kidney and some weird singing feature this week. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 140 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayP

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 142
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 142 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter debate this week's hot topics including Mick Philpot, Kim Jong Un and the North Korean bomb threat. Ashley talks about her most recent embarrassment concerning a hot young man and Janey talks us through the gay marriage debate. Jeremy Irons, the English actor gets a verbal boot in the kidney's for his stupidity and Ashley sings us some Scottish voiced rap. Ashley explains her love of Netflix. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 142

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 143
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 143 of Janey Godley's Podcast the Mother and daughter comedy duo bring you a short burst of hilarity from their trip to London, they discuss the death of Margaret Thatcher, Ashley's recent one direction education, mine craft and the Osmond's. They recount some tales from London as they rush to finish as they head out for a night in Soho, the pair tell of an angry goldfish, a possible Brian May sighting and the best egg Ashley's ever eaten. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 143 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 144
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 144 of Janey Godley's podcast, the comedy mother and daughter duo shoot the breeze in a William Shatner buzz fest. Ashley tells the whole story of her twitter chat with 'The Shatner'. Janey gives us her view on the Thatcher funeral, the Boston bombings and her husband's latest Asperger’s rant. Ashley starts with a song and we have a celebrity podcast question from Greg McHugh (star of Fresh Meat and Gary Tank Commander). Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 144

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 145
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 145 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter discuss the problems with YouTube, fake tans and space stations. Ashley explains her day of editing the Tim and Freya video she made and Janey talks ghost stories, small penis's and menopausal problems. They both talk about things they hate, Ashley has many and they answer some podcast questions. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 145

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 146
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 146 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter discuss Bill Roache of Coronation Street fame and his alleged rape accusations, the racist furore of Reginald D Hunter at the football dinner and the upsurge of print books. Janey tells a highly controversial story about abduction in the early 90s in her pub and Ashley explains Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream. Janey does a Bold Alec version of the famous play. Sectarianism gets debated hotly between the women. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 146

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 147
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 147 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mum and daughter discuss the Ohio women who were held hostage and their hero Chuck Ramsay. Sylvia Brown the awful psychic gets a verbal booting, Mark Lester gets sperm grilled and the BBC One Show is revealed as racist over the Scottish accent. This is the week renowned Scottish football manager Sir Alex Ferguson retires and we explain why Matthew McVarish will do a 10,000 miles walk across Europe. We are appalled at Barbara Hewson a UK Barrister who has suggested the age of consent is 13 years old to stop the hunting down of old men who abused them in historic abuse cases. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter b

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 148
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 148 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter discuss The Oxford rape case, Cardinal O'Brien 'leaving Scotland' and the sexual nature of American Apparel adverts. They wax lyrical about David Sedaris and Janey rants about people pressing her buzzer. Ashley talks about sexual thoughts regarding William Shatner and Janey gets foamy at the mouth about Ryan Gosling. Some new TV shows get a mention and home style haircuts get debated. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 148

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 149
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 149 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo speak about the Woolwich murder and debate the true meaning of terrorism. They discuss the sensationalised media coverage and Ashley has a rant about racism. They talk about death, murder and how 'hate crime' can be unfair. Ashley talks about her ambitions to become a phone sex worker and Janey gets in depth about Ashley's comedy ambitions. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 149 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 150
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 150 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter discuss comedy writers in stand up- good or bad? Janey talks about her dad's visit to the doctors and their experience with a methadone user. Ashley gives her latest review on political delusions and how laughing at terrorist's might be the answer. They both talk about sexual practices and why Ashley will never eat quail. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 150 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 151
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 151 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss Operation Yewtree, Rebekka Brooke’s court chargers and Rockness Festival. Ashley reads more of her teenage diary and rants on about 'hipsters', Janey explains the basics of sharing an electric razor and Ashley goes deep into the reasoning of her mother's relationship with her father and asks "would Janey have an affair?" Possibly some angry singing and the Bold Alec makes an appearance. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 151 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 152
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 152 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss Operation Yewtree, Rebekka Brooke’s court chargers and Rockness Festival. Ashley reads more of her teenage diary and rants on about 'hipsters', Janey explains the basics of sharing an electric razor and Ashley goes deep into the reasoning of her mother's relationship with her father and asks "would Janey have an affair?" Possibly some angry singing and the Bold Alec makes an appearance. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 152 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking on

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 153
Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 153 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo bring you a short late night round up of their goings on in London. Ashley talks about her recent tentative steps into the world of comedy down south, while Janey talks about the latest news including Saatchi's attack on Nigella Lawson and Ian Brady's court room outburst. The pair are tired and warm in the middle of London's hottest night, Ashley sweats a lot and Janey gets interrupted quite a bit. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 153 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto O

Jane Eyre
This has been my favorite books since I discovered it when I was 12. I don't know why but it resonates with me and I've read it over 20 times now. It's a novel filled with mystery, tragedy, and the everlasting emotion called Love. I really thank the stars for the Bronte sisters! All of them such good writers :) Yes, Jane Eyre would be my favorite book with a close second being Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist. I just love books in general. Giant bookworm I am hehe..

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 154
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 154 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo talk weight loss, gym attendance and politics. Ashley talks about her open spot experience in London and has some whacky news stories from around the globe. Janey discusses Wendy Davis's filibuster, the shame of a McDonald's that used payment cards to pay staff and her attendance at Holyrood Palace next week. Nelson Mandela gets a mention and they both debate Julia Gillard's departure from politics. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 154 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking ont

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 155
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 155 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo have a very exuberant podcast this week. Janey talks about her experience presenting the Duke of Edinburgh awards in the presence of Prince Edward who apparently likes comedy. They discuss the situation in Egypt and the spate of rapes in Tahir Square. Ashley explains her big drama over misjudged scales at the gym that wrongly judged Ashley's weight....there was screaming. They both talk about how they feel about being comedians and the relative issues it raises. Janey inadvertently blurts out a spoiler alert about the US TV drama Scandal. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 156
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 156 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss Andy Murray's win and the ensuing sexism at Wimbledon. Ashley talks about Janey's inability to dress appropriately and Janey tells us a story about a cat that goes to the ice cream van in Glasgow. The scary tale of a bat in Ashley's room, the vibrator in the shape of a cup cake and a man with a hilarious tattoo all feature this week. Matthew McVarish our favourite charity walker does a guest spot from Luxembourg. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 156

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 157
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 157 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss the Trayvon Martin issue, The Commonwealth Cultural Programme and bent penis syndrome. Ashley reveals her latest kissing incident and Janey chats about gay marriage. TV comedy star Alan Carr provides us with a podcast question regarding Victorian wall paper and Ashley wonders how Scottish Independence would work out. There is horrific singing and Janey does a creepy lullaby. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 157

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 158
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 158 of Janey Godley's podcast, the mother and daughter comedy duo are besieged by the clammy stormy heat. This week they discuss how Ashley can pick up pencils with her toes during sex, their forthcoming gigs and top tips on how to survive the Edinburgh Fringe. Janey talks about the Royal baby and Ashley explains gay laws in Russia. They both argue on the mental state of Liam Gallagher. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 158

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 159
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 159 of Janey Godley's podcast, the ladies are in Edinburgh where they share with you all their expectations for the fringe. Ashley talks about the characters she meets and Janey shares some of her hot tips for this year's festival. The pair discuss what constitutes a good pub quiz question and discuss the world of internet trolling; the legality and the inequality. They also discuss the challenges of dieting at a festival and the festivals of the past. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 159 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and don

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 160
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 160 of Janey Godley's Podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss the goings on in the world, including the Jimmy Saville carnival float, the victim blaming barrister and Judge and the French Nanny on the run from the law. They discuss internet bullying and a case of mistaken identity in a 1964 kidnap case. The pair then tell their latest tales of the Fringe and update the listeners on how their show at the Edinburgh Festival is going, all this plus some improvised music and offbeat comedy. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 160 If you would like to support our podcast then pl

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 161
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 161 of Janey Godley's Podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo let loose about all this Edinburgh fringe. They discuss the plight of the two UK girl held in Peru for drug smuggling, the SDL racist march in Edinburgh and the Tartan Army in London. Ashley talks of the taxi door near death experience and tells us all about her time at comedy wrestling. Janey talks about her football debut and they both sing a song badly. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 161 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us on Faceb

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 162
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 162 of Janey Godley's podcast, the comedy mother and daughter duo give us a news run down from the Edinburgh Fringe. Ashley tells us her feelings on the Bradley Manning sentencing and how Slane Girl will affect social networking. Janey talks about her shenanigans at 5am when her boob fell out and talks about the comedy awards. There is some singing and a wee story about an American who doesn't like swearing on the streets of Edinburgh. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 162 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 163
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 163 of Janey Godley's podcast, the mother and daughter comedy duo get into discussion about Syria, Miley Cyrus and the racism of Salt and Sauce in Edinburgh. Ashley reads from her teenage diary. We chat about our favourite authors and Ashley tells us her best bits of Edinburgh Fringe. Janey lets us know she is still missing Bronston Jones her American comedian pal and Jamie Oliver gets a booting. William Shatner recommends our podcast this week and gets a lovely testimony from Ashley. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 163

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 164
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 164 of Janey Godley's Podcast with Ashley Storrie the comedy mother and daughter get into this week's news. They discuss Prince Harry's assassination attempt in Afghanistan, Jack Nicolson's memory loss and Noel Gallagher's political views. Ashley talks about the football transfer window and Janey goes all 'Diana' on us. Ashley's diary is back by popular demand and they both chat about their upcoming trip to Los Angeles. There is a mermaid tale that almost resulted in a death. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 164 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 165
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 165 of Janey Godley's podcast with Ashley Storrie, the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss 9/11, Syria and the UN report on the 'bedroom tax'. Ashley reads from her teenage diary and gives us her rundown of some of the US TV series' coming up, then explains the depth of her own throat for prospective partners. Janey tells us a story about stepping in to help a homeless man and Ashley tells us her own scary story about being a 'good Samaritan'. We remind everyone it's Suicide prevention week in Scotland. They both discuss anonymity in child abuse court cases. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Epi

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 166
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 166 of Janey Godley's podcast with Ashley Storrie, the comedy mother and daughter discuss Miss America pageant, the UK football season and the latest top US TV shows. Janey talks about her latest TV appearance where she won an argument and explain anal bleaching to Ashley. Ashley reads from her diary and Janey tells a story about Jake Gyllenhaal. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 165 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal or like us

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 167
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 167 of Janey Godley's podcast with comedian Ashley Storrie, the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss the events of their week. Ashley talks about her grandad who almost electrified himself. They both debate the Emmy Award snub to Jack Klugman and Larry Hagman, the talk about Scottish politics and Ashley's aversion to Aspartame. Janey tells a story about her favourite teacher Mr Burgess and reads from her teenage diary. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 167 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Page and donate via PayPal. Get your cop

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 168
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 168 of Janey Godley's podcast, the only mother and daughter comedy podcast with Ashley Storrie. This week the duo explain the bizarre ritual of becoming Prime Minister of UK and discuss the Ed Milliband story in the Daily Mail. Ashley talks about pole dancing and Janey reads from her teenage diary. There is a weird story about dinosaur porn and the beat poetry parody at the end is worth a listen. Ashley gives us her version of how the US government shuts down this week. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 168

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 169
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 169 of Janey Godley's podcast, the only mother and daughter comedy podcast with Ashley Storrie. This week the duo discuss the notion of a penis beaker, the American army welcome home videos and the latest Co-op advert on TV. Ashley talks about a town in the US called Edinburg, anxiety in major department stores and her latest back injury. Janey tells us about a story from back in the 80s when she staged a robbery to alleviate boredom and Ashley explains Time Travel. There is bad singing and breast slapping beat poetry. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 169

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 170
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 170 of Janey Godley's podcast with comedian Ashley Storrie the mother and daughter comedy duo discuss Ashley's creepy quotes as a kid, the rise in Food Bank users in UK and the latest ATOS rules. Ashley tells us about an innovative school teacher from the 60s and Janey talks about her shameful moment of dropping her trousers in the street. The news about Jimmy Savile's most recent police transcripts is discussed. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 170 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clicking onto Our Donate Pag

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 171
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 171 of Janey Godley's podcast with comedian Ashley Storrie, the comedy mother and daughter duo discuss Nick Clegg, 100 Women, Asterix the Gaul and Alex Ferguson. Ashley tells the weird tale of the gangster clowns in Mexico and Janey talks about getting no breakfast at BBC. There is a Bold Alec appearance and the women discuss Russell Brand's decision to discourage voting. Ashley explains her dilemma of me befriending William Shatner and Janey tells all about her conversation with the Director General of the BBC. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 171 If you would like to support

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 172
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 172 of Janey Godley's podcast, the comedy mother and daughter duo tell of their Journey from Glasgow to LA, they chat about the most inappropriate flight attendant they ever met and what it was like being on (what felt like) the world’s oldest plane. Hollywood's interesting eateries get a mention, as does the fight they witnessed outside the Celebrity Scientology centre, the mother and daughter wrap the show up by telling the listeners about their plans for Halloween! Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 172 If you would like to support our podcast then please do so by clickin

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 173
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 173 of Janey Godley's podcast, the comedy mother and daughter duo do a special LA episode, joined by actor and Canadian Jeremy Ratchford, this podcast episode is filmed and will be available to watch in its entirety on Janey’s YouTube channel. The three discuss homelessness in LA, Janey’s father’s recent health scare and the odd things they’ve seen in LA. The mother and daughter then teach Jeremy some Scottish words and they discuss Boyz II Men. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 173 Our view on: YouTube Check out our Nomination for

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 174
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 174 of Janey Godley's podcast, the comedy mother and daughter duo are back from LA. They chat about comedy clubs, Janey's meeting with Zac Efron, Ashley farting near Colin Farrell and LAX security. Janey gives us updates about her dad's health problems and Ashley gives us the lowdown on women's sexual health rights around the world. Janey reads out the names of the ten Scottish labour MP's who failed to vote against the bedroom tax and they both chat about prostitution and Justin Beiber. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 174 You can get your amazing Janey Godley's Podcast T-Shirts

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 175
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 175 of Janey Godley's podcast the comedy mother and daughter duo chew the fat this week about McBusted, the missing Macbook and the Philippines. Ashley has joined a dating site on the internet and talks about the bad rapping of Gabe Day Lewis. Janey explains her theory on people with built up shoes and debates the aquarium of Tom Urie. They both chat about how they would interrupt important events in history and Ashley does her WWII parody. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 175 You can get your amazing Janey Godley's Podcast T-Shirts, Hoodies and Phone covers from RedBubble. If

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 176
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 176 of Janey Godley's podcast with Ashley Storrie the comedy mother and daughter duo get into this week's news stories. The Lost Prophet's paedophile, Scotland's independence and Ashley meets a Muslim who is in the EDL. Janey talks about Nigella Lawson and Ashley discusses sectarianism, candle shopping and a child who kept asking 'WHY?' They both give us their stories about 'couch accidents'. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 176 You can get your amazing Janey Godley's Podcast T-Shirts, Hoodies and Phone covers from RedBubble. If you would like to support our podcas

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 177
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 177 of Janey Godley's podcast the mother and daughter comedy duo talk all things Clutha Vaults, Katie Hopkins and Tom Urie's Fish Tank news. Tom Daley's news about coming out gets the once over. Ashley gives us a rundown of an awful Christmas film and they both talk about the 'Glasgow Stand's Up For Clutha' the benefit gig on 22nd December. The pair discuss a bad Billy Rae Cyrus film and Ashley tells us about her Glasgow comedy festival show with Anna Devitt. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 177 You can get your amazing Janey Godley's Podcast T-Shirts, Hoodies and Phone c

Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 178
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language) In episode 178 of Janey Godley's podcast with Ashley Storrie the comedy mother and daughter get to discuss this week's events. Nelson Mandela's memorial, internet bullying, the President's selfie and bankers fines all become subjects of discussion. Ashley talks about this week's news stories and Janey gives her version of the nativity. They both answer many and varied questions that come via social networking. Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter. Janey Godley Podcast at: Episode 178 You can get your amazing Janey Godley's Podcast T-Shirts, Hoodies and Phone covers from RedBubble. If you would like to support our podcast th

5 Jan 07 - Friday
5 Jan 07 - Friday 1779 Zebulon Montgomery Pike explorer (Pike's Peak) 1855 King Camp Gillette inventor (safety razor) 19-- Kelly Nickels rock bassist (LA Guns-It's Over Now) 1923 Robert L Bernstein New York City NY, publisher (Random House) 1923 Sam Phillips musician/record company founder (Sun) 1931 Robert Duvall San Diego CA, actor (Great Santini, Taxi Driver) 1949 Chris Stein Brooklyn NY, rock guitarist (Blondie-Heart of Glass, Call Me) 1954 Bryan Hitt rocker (REO Speedwagon-Keep on Loving You) 1969 Marilyn Manson singer/musician 1899 Start of Sherlock Holmes adventure-Charles Augustus Milverton (BG) 1919 National Socialist Party (Nazi) forms as German Farmers Party 1933 Calvin Coolidge 30th President (1923-29), dies in Northampton MA at 60 1943 George Washington Carver famous American agricultural scientist dies at 81 1949 President Harry S Truman labels his administration the "Fair Deal" 1956 Elvis Presley records "Heartbreak Hotel" 1959 "Bozo the Clown" live

12 Jan 07 - Friday
12 Jan 07 - Friday 1737 John Hancock patriot (1st to sign Declaration of Independence) 1906 Tex Ritter Texas, country singer (5 Star Jubilee, The Wayward Wind) 1926 Ray Price country singer (For The Good Times) 1939 William Lee Golden Brewton AL, country singer (Oak Ridge Boys) 1943 Ray Manzarek rock pianist (Doors-Light my Fire, People are Strange) 1944 Joe Frazier Beaufort SC, heavyweight champion boxer (Olympics-gold-1964)/champ (1968-73) 1952 Ricky Van Shelton Danville VA, country musician (Somebody Lied, From a Jack to a King, Rockin' Years) 1954 Howard Stern Roosevelt NY, "Radio's Bad Boy" (WKRK, WYSP, WJFK) 1966 Luna Vachon WWF 1974 Melanie Jayne Chisholm "Sporty Spice", Widnes, vocalist (Spice Girls) 1816 France decrees Bonaparte family excluded from the country forever 1863 President Davis delivers his "State of the Confederacy" address 1903 Harry Houdini performs at Rembrandt theater, Amsterdam 1915 House of Representatives rejects proposal to give women th

19 Jan 07 - Friday
19 Jan 07 - Friday 0570 Mohammed Islamic prophet (Koran) 1736 James Watt Scotland, inventor (steam engine) 1807 Robert Edward Lee Stratford VA, General-in-Chief (Confederacy) 1809 Edgar Allan Poe Boston, author (Pit & the Pendulum) 1904 James Winston Watts developer (Frontal Lobotomy) 1914 Lester Flatt (Flatt & Scruggs-Ballad of Jed Clampett, Rocky Top) 1932 Richard Lester movie director (Hard Day's Night, Help!) 1938 Phil Everly Brownie KY, singer (Everly Bros) 1943 Janis Joplin Port Arthur TX, blues rock singer (Down on Me) 1945 Rod Evans rocker (Deep Purple) 1946 Dolly Rebecca Parton Sevierville TN, country singer (Dolly, 9 to 5) 1949 Robert Palmer rocker (Addicted to Love) 1951 Dewey Bunnell Yorkshire England, rock guitarist (America) 1951 Martha Davis vocals/guitar (Motels) 1968 Whitfield Crane rocker (Ugly Kid Joe) 1419 French city of Rouen surrenders to Henry V in Hundred Years War 1840 Antarctica discovered, Charles Wilkes expedition (US claim) 1903 1st r

Jan 1 2006- Feb 1 2006
Jan 1- Feb 10 2006 Current mood: creative Pilgrim Journey Journey massive miles too many to count inside of mind Ragged Clothes pack against my back, personal items also in pack Going to chase the moving sun, walk along as moon looks down Up and down so many worn down hills not knowing what I'll find Creaky old man passes warning on why he went so low Pretty women wink and smirk encourage to see their curves Children play all around making a mess of established order Taking many changes, pass eroding towns as I continue to go Missing the grand chance, not settling for a defaulted end Government calls my name, but this is my own crusade Sweet invitation to take happiness, as simple objects are all around Ignoring what most easily take, boundaries are made to bend Hoping not to get lost in this complicated idea, innovation waits far away Count is lost to what it shouted in the distance far behind, it was loving support Wear breaks upon shoes that collaps

Jan-20-09 Fearorism
fearorism Government manipulation of the public's fear of terrorism. This tends to be done in order to gloss over recent embarrassment or to push otherwise unpopular bills through the system. That debate didn't go to well for the Pres; he better push the fearorism level up to red tomorrow.

Jan-29-09 Fake Take
Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime." Girl 1: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him? Girl 2: Don't worry dude, it was a fake take.

Jan-31/feb-1-09 Lawyer Ball
lawyer ball The art of playing the rules instead of playing the game. For example, trying towork out a walk in slow-pitch softball. Guy 1: Hit it out of the park, boy! Guy 2: Don't pressure me, I'm trying to work the count. Guy 1: Don't play lawyer ball, son.

Jangl Information - New Feature
This is a repost of the original blog created by Sinderella on the new Jangl Feature: This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Comple

Jangl
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a fu-mai

Jan 26 Hinder
I have been going over and over it in my head... cause the damn thing still eckos.... Last night was crazy! Black Stone Cherry, Finger Eleven, and Hinder was all great........... they played long sets something very different from the first bands doing only one or two songs and then leave. Hinder did 14 songs, two were brand new... One he said just didnt make the first record and the second was going to be on the next one. The hardest part was standing 45 minutes in the cold with a skirt on because i spilled pop all over myself when we went to dinner. YEAH... that really fucking sucked...... as i reached for the cup the lid came off. :( After getting in we stood about 3 feet from the stage a really good spot considering it was a sold out show but it went down hill cause some drunk asshole started pushing people back and forth to get to the front and we wouldnt let him. He pushed so hard that he knocked people down. After I almost found the floor a cupple times and I wasnt close

The Janitor And The Student
It was Friday and school had just let out for the weekend.I tell my friends I will catch up with them later I had to stop and put my thing back in my locker.As I was leaving I realized I was the only one left in the school,thinking to myself I hope the doors arent locked.As I made my way to the doors I saw that they were locked.I went looking for Janitor Mike,he was cute and always so nice to me.I found him alone in the office,hi Carrie what are you still doing here everyone else has left.I told him I had to put my things back in my locker and if he could let me out.He smiled a little and said he would let me out on one condition, alittle scared I asked him what it was,he smiled again and said he wanted a kiss.Secretly finding him cute I didnt refuse,he kissed me hard on the lips and all of a sudden started to let his hands rome all over my breast and he grabed my ass kissing me deeper.I pulled away saying I thought you just wanted a kiss you didnt say anything about touching my breast

Janis Joplin
It is useless and pointless to find the one person responsible for Brian Jones' death. But one concequence of the killing of him was the death of Janis Joplin. And even if no one is "really" responsible for the killing of Brian the same can not be said about the killing of Janis.

Janis Joplin
Piece Of My Heart Janis Joplin (Come on…) Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man, well yeah, An' didn't I give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can ? Honey, you know I did! And each time I tell myself that I, well I think I've had enough, But I'm gonna show you, baby, that a woman can be tough. I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it, Take another little piece of my heart now, baby, (break a..) Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah. (come on) Hey! Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, yeah. You know you got it if it makes you feel good, Oh yes indeed. You're out on the street looking good, and baby, Deep down in your heart I guess you know that it ain't right, Never never never never never never never hear me when I cry at night. Baby, I cry all the time! And each time I tell myself that I, well I can't stand the pain, But when you hold me in your arms, I'll sing it once again. I'll say

Janis, Jimi, And Brian
Janis Joplin is (maybe the only) hero in Brians story. She stood against the person that had killed him. It was a fight between ladies. What did she do? She sang Me And Bobby McGee. As she said during the rehersals to the song: "After this somebody else must take over". How do you win over a 1000 judases? Hendrix died 18th sept 1970. Janis Joplin made her last album during sept 1970. The last recordings Janis completed were "Mercedes Benz" and a birthday greeting for John Lennon on October 1, 1970; Lennon, whose birthday was October 9, later told Dick Cavett that her taped greeting arrived at his home after her death. The movie Easy Rider. The song Easy Rider was originally on the album Big Brother And The Holding Company (by the same group) from 1967. It is a mock song about Janis Joplin by Janis' own group. She is one of the few that has experienced that. Jimi Hendrix made his version Ezy Rider in late 1969 (the movie premiered in july 1969): There g

Janie's Got A Gun
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of my gun Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.... Janie's got a gun Janie's got a gun Her whole world's come undone From looking straight at the sun What did her daddy do? What did he put you through? They say when Janie was arrested They found him underneath a train But man, he had it comin' Now that Janie's got a gun She ain't never gonna be the same Janie's got a gun Janie's got a gun Her dog day's just begun Now everybody is on the run Tell her now it's untrue What did her daddy do? He jacked the little bitty baby The man has got to be insane They say the spell that he was under The lightnin' and the thunder Knew that someone had to stop the rain Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, ru

Janitorial Inquisition
here i am to pick up the pieces and mend the broken hearts to clean up the debris of someone else's hands to show those girls the way and onto bigger, better things. stepping stone on their way to the future to the brighter, shinier now my purpose is served when they move along to bigger, better things.

Janice Dickinson Said Her Favorite Person Is Not Tyra Banks
Tonight the fourth season of Janice Dickinson's Modeling Agency premieres on Oxygen. If you're anything like us, you probably knew that already because you canceled your life for this special evening ages ago. But in all seriousness, perhaps Dickinson's show is the one worth paying attention to? After all, as she points out to HX, ANTM's first transgender contestant may be getting all the attention right now, but Janice already had a transgender model on her show. The media is currently eating up the fact that there’s a transsexual model on the upcoming cycle of Top Model. Oh, please. I did it on my show first with Claudia. But you know what? There’s not going to be a moment where Tyra’s not going to knock me off, so I’m not bothered by her. Is there really room for a transsexual in the industry?I think that there’s room for a gorgeous transsexual if he or she has her shit together. Transsexuality is gorgeous. My Claudia was gorgeous, and that bitch had a beat on her walk that coul

Janis Joplin - Ball And Chain
Ball and Chain S-sitting down by my window, Oh, looking at the rain. S-sitting down by my window now now, All around I felt it, All I could see was the rain. Something grabbed a hold of me, honey, Felt to me honey like, lord, a ball and chain. Yeah! hey! you know what I mean, But its way too heavy for you, You cant hold it tomorrow. Say, whoa, whoa, honey, it cant be Just because I got to want your love Please please please please, whoa please, please. Whoa, honey it cant be Just because I got to need you daddy. Please dont you let me down, no, please, lord! Here you gone today, but I wanted to love you, I wanted to hold you, yeah, till the day I die, Till the day, till the day, Yeah! hey! hey! all right! Say, whoa, whoa, honey this cant be Not anything I ever wanted from you daddy Tell me now, now, now, now, oh, tell me now, yeah. I say, whoa, whoa, honey this cant be No, no, no, no, no, no, no ... yeah yeah, hey! And I want someone that could tell me

Janice
There are many people in my life i consider good friends but there are one that i wanna let know how much she means to me .That one is Sweetness, Babe you are simply amazing tho your life is very busy you always always take the time to make sure your involved in your friends life .Specially mine from day one you have shown me what true friendship is .You have shown me that there are people out there that actually listen to what i have to say and not just pretend to and give me some bullshit line to make you think they care .Sweetness in the short time i have known you ,You have stood by my side thru so much . When i am down you say something sarcaticly funny to the point i wanna piss my pants .When i am crying you are right there to wipe my tears away with your kindness .When i had to start taking my new meds again you were right there tellin me babe don't stress ,don't cry i am right here with you and threw this we will make it together . When

Jan 4 Indian Outlaw Auction
I'm In an AUCTION @ INDIAN OUTLAW TONITE @ 10 PM EASTERN! Come BID on me! Highest bidder will get a SALUTE and LAYOUT made by FliCka! Just Click the pic below and join the fun! Thanks! Brought to you by TRIPS*OWNER OF INDIAN OUTLAW SALOON*FU-HUSBAND TO ANGELMOON@ fubar

Janie's Got A Gun
As some of you know (you know who you are), I am going to the motherland in a year, for a coupla months. Being used to the safety in the US, I completely forgot what a crazy land Russia is. So...I have decided that I will get a gun once I'm there. While most of my stay will be in Moscow (which is still a jungle), hubby and I will be going to some places that are not safe, esp for Americans (which he is). However...he is completely opposed to this idea, saying that I will get in trouble and they won't let me back in the States. Thats one issue I am a lil concerned about, but since I have a double citizenship, I dont think I have much worries in that aspect. I won't need to get a registration or anything, and there are a lot of places where I can get one, but he is still being paranoid about it. I have no idea how to sway his mind. He is so stubborn! Grr!

Janiz Willson
Hiiiii, I am Janiz and arts and painting is my passion and i want to sell my paintings. Next tip is to bear in mind that to sell paintings is not always to get money. Appealing any art forum may mean trading your product with something else. Do this by offering your art community constury to restaurants, hotels, coffee bars, among others. Make a deal: you’ll allow them to borrow your work and hang it in their establishment for display but in return they’ll provide you with goods or services. With this, you are lessening your monthly budget and you’ll have more publicity.

Janice Richardson
janice richardson has figure out how to put the screw to the state of tx and live free and not work. what she did she decided a few year back that she did not want to work she said that people of tx was going to pay her way and now the state of tx is paying this woman not to cook go out every night to eat out. i seen her eat 5 hamburger in 1 setting. she proud that she screwing the state of tx. but she don't understand the people of tx is paying her also taking food out of children mouth. when you tell her that she just laugh and say oh well that their problem she did not give a care. sometime i think countrygirl2199 is not to tightly wrap. why would someone want to gain 500 lb just because she to lazy to work

Jan 3, 09 - Jan 9, 09 Im A Lollipop Kid
TO MAKE A BID ON ME CLICK THE LINK BELOW!!! AUCTION RUNS JAN. 03, 2009 THRU JAN. 9, 2009 AT MIDNIGHT!! SO COME AND BID AND HAHVE THE CHANCE TO OWN ME FOR 30 DAYS!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!! ID LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO MUNCHKIN LAND!!!

Jan-3/4-09 January Joiner
January Joiner Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato. I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

Jan3-kinda Special
yeah it is first of all i recieved mms from my bestfriend from SC, Second, i was kinda sad today but with what i saw cant help but smile and giggle as i try to take a close look :) (undisclosed)..third i recieved a videocall for the first time seeing the other side of the world.. ahh thank God today

Jankovic Says "it Was Really Difficult
Jacksonville, FL (Sports Network) - The Jacksonville Jaguars made a series of roster moves Tuesday, signing veteran tight end Stephen Spach and offensive lineman Herb Taylor, and waiving tight end Colin Cloherty and wide receiver Brian Robiskie. Victor Cruz Black Jersey . Spach, a six-year NFL veteran, last played for St. Louis in 2011, appearing in 10 games and catching two passes. In addition to the Rams, hes also spent time with Arizona -- for whom he started 11 games in 2010 -- as well as New England and Philadelphia. For his career, hes caught 22 passes for 137 yards with no touchdowns. A 6-foot-4, 305-pound tackle out of Texas Christian University, Taylor last saw NFL action in 2008, playing in 16 games for Kansas City. He spent 2010 playing for the Las Vegas Locomotives of the United Football League. Cloherty, signed last week, was waived for the second time this year by the Jaguars after spending the preseason with the team. He played in four games for the Jaguars in 2011, catc

1 Jan 07 - Monday
1 Jan 07 - Monday 1735 Paul Revere 1752 Elizabeth Griscom (Betsy) Ross flag maker 1895 J Edgar Hoover 1919 J[erome] D[avid] Salinger 1942 Country Joe McDonald (& the Fish) 1958 Grandmaster Flash 0404 Last gladiator competition in Rome 1772 1st traveler's checks issued (London) 1776 General George Washington hoists Continental Union Flag 1847 Michigan is 1st state to abolish capital punishment 1908 1st time, ball signifying new year dropped at Times Square 1928 1st US air-conditioned office building opens, San Antonio 1934 Alcatraz officially becomes a federal prison 1950 Ho Chi Minh begins offensive against French troops in Indo-China 1953 Hank Williams country singer (Cold Cold Heart), dies at 29 1960 Johnny Cash plays 1st of many free concerts behind bars 1966 All US cigarette packs have to carry "Caution Cigarette smoking may be hazardous to your health" 1968 Evel Knievel fails in his attempt to jump Cæsar's Palace Fountain 1971 Cigarette advertisements banne

8 Jan 07 - Monday
8 Jan 07 - Monday 1926 Soupy Sales 1935 Elvis Aaron Presley 1941 Graham Chapman (Monty Python's Flying Circus) 1941 Robby Krieger (Doors) 1947 David Bowie 1947 Bushwacher Luke WWF 1948 Paul King (Blue Oyster Cult) 1955 Mike Reno (Loverboy) 1969 R Kelly 1642 Galileo Galilei Italian physicist/astronomer, dies at 78 in Arceti Italy 1790 George Washington delivers 1st "State of the Union" address 1815 Battle of New Orleans-War of 1812 ended 12/24/1814 but nobody knew 1925 1st all-female US state supreme court appointed, Texas 1968 Jacques Cousteau's 1st undersea special on US network TV 1974 Loch Ness Monster photographed 1991 Steve Clark guitarist (Def Leppard-Hysteria), dies at 30 1992 US President George Bush gets ill & vomits on Japanese prime minister's lap during Japanese tour 1998 Juventud Guerrera defeated Ultimo Dragon for the WCW Cruiserweight title/WCW Thunder debuts on TBS My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the

29 Jan 07 - Monday
29 Jan 07 - Monday 1843 William McKinley Niles OH, (R) 25th President (1897-1901) 1880 W C Fields [William Claude Dukenfield] 1945 Tom Selleck 1947 David Byron vocalist (Uriah Heep) 1952 Tommy Ramone [Thomas Erdelyi] rock drummer/bassist (Ramones) 1954 Oprah Winfrey 1957 Irlene Mandrell Corpus Christi TX, country singer (Mandrell Sisters) 1959 Paul McGann actor (Dr Who) 1960 Eddie Jackson bassist (Queensryche) 1834 President Jackson orders 1st use of US troops to suppress a labor dispute 1845 Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" 1st published (New York City NY) 1856 Victoria Cross established to acknowledge bravery 1920 Walt Disney starts 1st job as an artist; $40 week with Kansas City Slide Co 1936 1st players elected to Baseball Hall of Fame-Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Honus Wagner, Christy Mathewson & Walter Johnson 1951 Liz Taylor's 1st divorce (Conrad Hilton Jr) 1959 Walt Disney's "Sleeping Beauty" released 1963 Robert Lee Frost US poet (New Hampshire, 4 Pulitzers), dies at

Jan-17/18-09 Metawork
metawork Trivial or unnecesarry work done to avoid having to perform the real task at hand while simultaneously taking credit for it. In the business world, metawork often manifests itself in the form of meetings, mission statements, project planning, or anything else that lets a person become part of the team without actually doing something productive. Eight people were required to complete that project on time, but six of them were only doing metawork. Had it been the only remaining two, they would have finished it in half the time.

Jann
->lifesez...: why,is that what happened to you..or him? JANN~ LONE...: how fuckin dare you rip on people that you have no fuckin clue about.....I hope karma fucks you in the ass with no lubricant with an AIDS inflicted cock ->lifesez...: ok then why do you keep typing to me...i am not showing you my cock now unless you beg.....bitch! JANN~ LONE...: I don't think so......you denny tario dance fever flamin fruit loop ->lifesez...: ok,now go annoy you faggot man. JANN~ LONE...: you are an inspiration for birth control, you mom should have aborted your fuckin weak ass ->lifesez...: the blond is hot,you are not JANN~ LONE...: considering YOU look like a pole-smoking queer JANN~ LONE...: hahaha that's funny ->lifesez...: well you look like a meth addict in you morph! JANN~ LONE...: skank? lol fuck you faggot ass motherfucker!!! ->lifesez...: what,who...wtf are you on about skank? JANN~ LONE...: fuck you in calling my man a fag

Jann Arden - I'd Die For You
Ive never seen this kind of love The kind that wont wash away And then leave you in the dark I would die for you I would die for you I would die for you Ive never kissed a sweeter mouth Ive never been swept away Its what dreams are made up of Dont you know I could not survive Without you in my life I would die for you I would die for you I would die for you Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ya ya Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ya ya Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ya ya Yeah yeah yeah Ive never seen this kind of love The kind that wont slip away Yes Im soaring thru your heart Dont you know I could not survive Without you in my life I would die for you I would die for you I would die for you Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ya ya Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ya ya Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ya ya Yeah yeah yeah I would die for you I would die for you I would die for you