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Jack Schitt
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You don't know Jack Schitt! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named

Jack Rabbit Vibes
What is all the buzz about with these naughty creatures? Everyone knows that dog is man's best friend and this may be true, but the way to a woman's heart is a Jack rabbit vibrator!! The term jack rabbit vibrator has come to be a very likable term. This term is used for many of the multi function, jelly type, pearl beaded, battery-operated vibrators. What are these fascinating vibrators all about? In this article we will feature this icon of female pleasure, that has so many females seeking out the company of their new "pet". We will breakdown the jack rabbit vibrator into its parts. Most of the time, you will find a jack rabbit vibrator has a soft jelly covering. Please note this doesn't mean they are all waterproof vibrators. Some jack rabbits are waterproof. It should be clearly stated in the product description if it is. If it does not say waterproof, it is not. Do not assume that your jack rabbit vibrator is water safe. A jack rabbit vibrator is usually operated by

Jackpot
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Jack
We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom. Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done. Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful d

Jack & Jill's Wedding
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side. When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. I told her, "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem." Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. "Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that". Jill paused and removed her panties and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but

Jack And His Scandoulous Behaviour
jack and his scandolous behaviour There was this guy named jack who was the head of this law firm,he had this beautiful wife and 2 daughters. His secretary was a knockout she was 5'5 150 pds long blonde hair blue eyes size c breast. Her name was diane was also married with an 18 yr old daughter Diane always wore skimpy clothes to work to catch jacks eye and as sexy as she was he always overlooked her until this one day she wore a lowcut see through shirt with no bra a black mini skirt with some black thong panties.Diane walked into Jacks office with some papers she sat them on his desk than turned to leave dropping her keys she bent over showing Jack her ass,Jack reached over and grabbed her ass startled her for a min but she knew its what she wanted. Jack told her to go lock the door and when she returned Jack had taking off his pants and was sitting there with his cock standing out Jack told diane you know I am married and not really attracted to you but for one night with your d

Jack's Birthday
It was Jack’s 40th birthday party and the room was packed with people. You were happy to see such a turn out for him, he was a nice man. You had on a black dress, knee length, low cut front and a cut out in the back, garter hose underwear and bra were both black lace. You searched the room finding him in the center with a crowd around, all laughing. You slowly walked over and you notice his smile when he makes eye contact. The approval is evident as he takes in your appearance, and whispers in your ear as you hug that you look great this evening. The scent of his cologne and the feel of his body start a stir in you and as the embrace which lingered maybe a little too long breaks, you know you could have stayed longer. There are many offers to dance and much going on so it isn’t until later that you get to ask Jack to dance, but first you have to freshen up. When you return, it is with a mischievous grin. The song is a slow one and you two are holding each other close; you sli

Jack & Jill Meet Hooker Barbie
Jack and Jill walked down the street to meet Jacks gay black lover Jill found out Jack was without his manhood to nail another Jill got pissed cuz she now missed the chance to screw Hooker Barbie and then found out that Jack, no doubt had screwed that bitch already Now post-op Jack couldn't pop Jills everready cherry She had to wait For a guy who was straight Whence up crawled drunken Larry Jack said, "No. Back off you ho." Larry exclaimed, "Hey hey now. I'll do both of you but Jack's overdo and Jill's a lesbian anyhow."

Jack Schitt
Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughou

Jack And Monroe
The call came in at 2am. She knew it was critical as it was on the secret line. “Whats the problem” she asked in her sweet sexy voice. “It appears we have a missile crisis. The president needs you right away , Ms. Monroe.” said the voice on the other line. “We will send a car. Be ready!” “Oh dear!. I will.” She answered back. Marilyn Monroe was once again called in for secret duty. She loved it that way it always made it more exciting. She thought on what to wear. She looked through her critical mission wardrobe and her spotted the perfect 'tool' for the job. “This will do perfectly. Jack will love it.” she thought. She slowed stripped out of nightgown she had chosen that evening when she laid down to sleep. She looked in the mirror. Her naked body was luscious from her full beautiful breasts to her curves that didn't stop. She slipped in to the light silk blue dress she had elected for this presidential emergency and elected to forgo wearing panties. “They

The Jacket
I can't piece together my thoughts Recollections distant Images rush in Chaotic and violent my eyes flood Altered course leading to a change Something to inspire hope Living vicariously through a dreamstate Pull me into your world Make me one Take me in Drifting in isolation Here is the nowhere I'd always envisioned This is my headstone This is me alive This is my future The end I'll find My mind undoes me I am presumably vacant Is my grip slipping Into the snow Into the cold Ice embrace

Jack Sparrow Halloween Costume
Jack Sparrow Halloween Costume Shop for pirate costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Do you want to dress up like Jack Sparrow? Well the good news is that pirate costumes are easy to come by and it should be easy enough for you to customize a generic pirate halloween costume to fit the style of Jack, Elisabeth or Will! So here is how you should go about to create your perfect Pirates of the Caribbean Halloween Costume: get the typical pirate wares, then for Jack add some eyeliner under your eyes, get a wig with some dreads and start walking like you've been on a boat for too long.

Jackin Off ?
Two managers are heatedly discussing on how to lay off one of their two assistants, Jack or Jane. They go back and forth but can't decide who to lay off. Finally, one manager decides that they lay off the first person who gets up from their desk. In the meantime, Jane is hard at work but suddenly gets a headache. She gets some aspirin from her desk drawer and gets up from her desk to get some water. As agreed, one of the managers gets up to break the bad news to Jane. Jane, I need to talk to you. I've got a problem. I either need to lay you or Jack off..." Jane responds..... Well..... Jack off ! I've got a headache. Bottomline... remember, it is never easy to lay one, better jackin off !!!

Jack's Fork!
The Jacks Fork is a great Class I-II whitewater river with a moderate gradient and typical Ozark abundance in gorgeous rock formations and plantlife that accentuates it. The Jacks Fork could be a Norman Rockwell painting of Americana. It offers runs of several distances, from short trips to multiple day expeditions that tour the river from The Prongs to the confluence of the Current River east of Eminence. The rapids are not too technical or difficult for moderately experienced paddlers, and for the most part, the rapids can be avoided by those will lesser skills or who chose not to get wet. The river is serviced by a large number of outfitters and liveries catering to canoeists, kayakers and tubers with everything from boat rentals and shuttles to campsites, RV parks with hookups, cabins and cottages, restaurants, general stores and just about everything else you need for a pleasant river trip. The Jacks Fork offers sixty-seven species of fish (including several species of gamefish

A Jack The Ripper Story
people,im a real live psychic and im bound to be it and this is how it started for me."see,it started for me, yelling gleefully,at jack the ripper,to come hither,a ghost he would always be.i wanted him,to come near and see what i was hearing.he looked in the trees and said it must be me,making the noise,for he and the boys,they were sure.me being to-wit,and not above it, for i was a boy at the time,had to remind dear old jack that in fact it wasnt me,it was he,who was still hanging from the trees,the one with all the leaves,making the noise.he said to avoid,and without being annoyed,that no it couldnt be,cause see,i didnt hang, somebody stabbed me.laughing at this report,his retort to my record,i said,for it surely would be,for after me, your the worst in the cemetary,and thusly a grudge god would carry,and certainly do,keep himself true,and hang thee merrily.after looking around,and looking at the ground,he said without much sound,i can be found,just not in town,look in the cemetary,t

Jack Kerouac, From 'mexico City Blues'
The wheel of the quivering meat conception Turns in the void expelling human beings, Pigs, turtles, frogs, insects, nits, Mice, lice, lizards, rats, roan Racinghorses, poxy bucolic pigtics, Horrible, unnameable lice of vultures, Murderous attacking dog-armies Of Africa, Rhinos roaming in the jungle, Vast boars and huge gigantic bull Elephants, rams, eagles, condors, Pones and Porcupines and Pills- All the endless conception of living beings Gnashing everywhere in Consciousness Throughout the ten directions of space Occupying all the quarters in & out, From super-microscopic no-bug To huge Galaxy Lightyear Bowell Illuminating the sky of one Mind- Poor! I wish I was free of that slaving meat wheel and safe in heaven dead

Jack Black
i was watching jack black the other day in the movie school of rockand i noticed that the kid playing spider looked awfully familiar well there was a reason for that i live in a small town and over the years i have watched kids graduate high school and go off to the four corners of the earth. some do good some dont well back to the young man playing as the character spider. well his name is Lucas Babbin and he is the son of the local dentist lol i cant believe i didnt recognize him sooner so now when someone here is asking dr.babbin how his son is they ask about spider and not lucas lol

Jack
One day in line in the cafeteria, Jack said to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts terribly" I guess i had better see a doctor." "listen. you dont have to spend that kind of money Mike replied." There'sa diagnostic computerat the corber drugstore. Just give it a urine sample and the compute will tell you whats wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and cost only $10. heck of lot cheaper than a doctor! so jack collected a urine sample in a small jar and took it to the drugstore where he deposited his ten dollars, the computere lit up and asked for the urine sample. He poured the sample into a funnel and waited. Ten seconds later the computer lit up and ejected a printout. "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening thinking about how amazing this new tgechnology was jack began wondering if the could be fooled. he mixed some tap water,stool sample from his dog urine samples from hiswife and daug

Jackie Will Save Me
Early morning Summer soul and solace The world is watching.. Yeah Vicious circle Washing virgin halo You’re in agreement.. You can understand Enter static A gray mistake So you both come crashing over ground New machines have born their notion What can I say...you’re crazy Jackie, what’s the problem? You’re a lady You can stop them Where’s your baby? He’s alone... Kennedy Your Kennedy All the constant Super color motion Burning senses Yeah I think you’re slipping American coca-cola Sugar sweetness 1963.. Jackie, what’s the problem? You’re a lady You can stop them Where’s your baby? He’s alone... Kennedy Your Kennedy You’re a lady You can stop them Where’s your baby? He’s alone... Kennedy Your Kennedy

Jack Johnson - Better Together
There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard No song that I could sing But I can try for your heart Our dreams, and they are made out of real things Like a, shoebox of photographs With sepiatone loving Love is the answer, At least for most of the questions in my heart Like why are we here? And where do we go? And how come it's so hard? It's not always easy and Sometimes life can be deceiving I'll tell you one thing it's always better when we're together MMM it's always better when we're together Yeah, we'll look at the stars when we're together Well, it's always better when we're together Yeah, it's always better when we're together And all of these moments Just might find their way into my dreams tonight But I know that they'll be gone When the morning light sings And brings new things For tomorrow night you see That they'll be gone too Too many things I have to do But if all of these dreams might find their way Into my day to da

Jackies Poem For Me
This is from my girlfriend Jackie who is my oldest and dearest internet friend and whom I miss so much. I love you Jackie and always will TY for being apart of my life as long as you have I was truly blessed! xoxoxo Love Tese Theresa's Heart copyright 2005 Jackie McCormick Like a song she came into my life Friendship offered freely Young, talented, beautiful She shared with me so much We shared some of our lives Many things in common We have both known great joy Known great pain Theresa's heart is special It has been touched by angels Sent by God Purity, loyalty, respect Like a whisper she told me so much With words spoken and unspoken Feelings shared Love abounding Theresa's heart so loving So in need of understanding I feel her pain, her need For calm and inner peace God be with you my friend For you have brought me yourself I embrace you with Loving hugs and blessings of friendships

Jack Michael Sutton
When I started taking care of Mike (Jack) five months ago, he was full of life, loved to joke. I started taking care of him 60-80 hours a week, at house two, that only lasted about three months but during that time we became close. I knew his past, he knew mine, it was time for him to move into house number one. Moving from house two to house one, I was the only worker he knew. Although he began to like all the staff, he always wanted me to work, always wanted me to pull doubles, just so I could be there. His health started to go down hill, right before my eyes, but he still joked and had a smile on his face. Everyone knew time was coming close, he was giving up, he faught the cancer for three years, now he was ready to give up! Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 8pm I went into his room to give him his meds, he was in semi coma, I knew time was close. The following day I got the phone call that I knew was coming, but didn't want. Mike was gone, he past away! I will always remember

Jacksonville 31, Pittsburgh 29
PITTSBURGH (AP) -- The past means nothing to the Jacksonville Jaguars in Pittsburgh, and neither does a frantic Steelers fourth-quarter rally. The Jaguars overcame both obstacles there for the second time in three weeks, and next up might be another date with history. Josh Scobee saved the game by kicking a 25-yard field goal with 37 seconds remaining and the Jaguars came back after squandering an 18-point lead in the fourth quarter to beat the Steelers 31-29 on Saturday night in an AFC wild-card game that was wild in every sense of the word. Jacksonville, becoming the first opponent to win twice in Pittsburgh in the same season in the Steelers' 75-season history, appeared to be done after Najeh Davenport's second 1-yard TD run of the game gave the Steelers a 29-28 lead with about six minutes remaining. But quarterback David Garrard, not an exceptional runner, found a seam on a convert-or-else fourth-and-2 play and rambled 32 yards to the Steelers 11 with 1:56 left. "Right before

Jack Sparrow
Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly? stupid.

Jack Off Jill-angels Fuck
I woke up, morning I woke up dead today I aged a thousand years or more I flinch when you are nice You kill me with a single word When angels fuck and devils kiss, I'm sure I'll bask in your forever You just waste my time I want to drag you down, down with me I wanted to help, to help destroy the world I wanted to be that, to be that special girl Everybody's got a little something to hide, but me Everybody's got a little someone to crush, but me I'm living in a human teenage mediocrity Everybody's got a little someone to trust, but me I dreamed that I was you I dreamed your ego died Sad who loves you more than I do I know you lied I'll bask in your forever Fucking waste of time Angels fuck and devils screw I wanted to heal me and then destroy the world Piss in your heart and be that, and be that special girl Everybody's got a little something to hide but me Everybody's got a little someone to crush but me I'm living in a teenage negative mediocrity

Jack Schitt!!
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son wi

A Jackson Comback??
On Feb 12th Michael is releasing a 25th anniversary edition of thriller, which will include all orginal tracks, 2 bonus tracks that didnt make the album, 5 modern day remixes of songs including:wanna be startin somethin 08 with akon, the girl is mine 08 with will i am, billie jean 08 with kanye west,Pyt 08 with fergie and will i am,a never heard before remix of thriller,A whole new cover, and a dvd, i for one am kinda excited because that album was and still is one of my top 5 favs of all time!!

Jack's Will
Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's last will and testament. "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and one million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my big Lexus and the Jaguar. To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000. And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."

Jackassalos
ok so here we go again. a few days ago loki and myself started on this moronic cunt about how she should just go ahead and kill herself and stop talking about it. apparently we have offended some of her brethren when we did this. you know how those lo's and lettes stick together. sorta like ass hair when you dont wipe quite good enough. anyway, so i had one guy leave me a comment about nuttz, i think hes a gay. then i had a certified field brotha (you know, like in the army field lol) who threatens to shut my system down with a virues(yes he spelled it that way, straight up no child left behind material)which oddly enough the army took a great interest in, just wait for them to come calling freekshow. so all in all i have come to a conclusion that all juggalos and juggalettes should do the world a favor and just kill themselves. that way we dont have to pay for them later in life through taxes and state welfare programs. it would save us all money in the long run.

Jack The Germ
When my niece was four, she taught me about Jack the Germ. "He lives in our nose, on our hands, in our mouth, and almost anywhere we can touch with our hands." (Sidenote: Jack lives in my vagina? It seems like that would get uncomfortable after a while.) Regardless of all the places Jack lives, my niece started to share Jack like she shares kisses. She puts them in her hand, then winds up and pitches them at you. Hurls them at you would be another appropriate description. About a year ago, she told my father, "Grandpa Jim, come here... I have a secret for you." Grandpa Jim did as told, and WHAM. She threw Jack the Germ right in his face. She giggled, then ran away. A couple months later, my father was hospitalized. He had a blood clot some place where blood's not supposed to clot, and his doctors were all amazed he was still alive. When my niece made it to the hospital to visit him, she apologized for giving him Jack the Germ. My dad has since kicked out Jack, but Jack now

Jack In My Box?
The german and I were discussing my earlier post re: Jack the Germ residing in my sugar hole, and we had a bit of a disagreement. I am of the belief that Jack does not in fact live in my cunt. The german insists that Jack visits when I have a cold and that he can be introduced to my puss by a kiss from a Jack-infested mouth or the touch of a Jack-tainted hand. So which is it? Does a cold virus take over my poon? Or shall I blame the porn for me being all mucousy? Excuse me. I have to go blow my vagina.

Jack Kerouac
Jack Kerouac -What is the feeling when you're driving away from people, and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? -it's the too huge world vaulting us, and it's good-bye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies. -the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace things, but burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue center light pop and everybody goes "AWWW!" -The one thing that we yearn for in our living days, that makes us sigh and groan and undergo sweet nauseas of all kinds, is the remembrance of some lost bliss that was probably experienced in the womb and can only be reproduced (though we hate to admit it) in death. -All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind together. (Book of Dreams)

Jack The Ripper Prt 1
**Keep in mind this maybe only a fraction of the case.** This is a brief review of the Jack the Ripper murders that occurred in London more than a hundred years ago. Much of the original evidence gathered at the time has been lost, and many "facts" are actually opinions by the various writers who have written about the case during the past century. Many aspects of the case are therefore contested, and so what follows is a summation of the case in general. There are many books available to the student of crime who wishes to grapple with the many mysteries associated with the case. "Jack the Ripper" is the popular name given to a serial killer who killed a number of prostitutes in the East End of London in 1888. The name originates from a letter written by someone who claimed to be the killer published at the time of the murders. The killings took place within a mile area and involved the districts of Whitechapel, Spitalfields, Aldgate, and the City of London proper. He was also c

Jack The Ripper Prt 2
The Ripper Letters It is commonly accepted by the experts on the case that none of the letters purported to have been written by the Ripper were in fact written by him. A letter dated September 25 and received on the twenty-seventh by the Central News agency was the first to be signed "Jack the Ripper". A postcard post marked October 1 followed. Because it referred to a "double event" the police thought it might be from the killer since it was posted the day after the Ripper killed two women. The post card also referred to the letter and must have come from the same source as the letter had not been released to the public yet. If the post card had been sent on September 30, the day of the "double event", instead of October 1, the likelihood that it was really written by the murderer would be significantly greater. The Whitechapel Murderer may have written the letter/post card but there is no evidence to suppose that he did and the police seem convinced that they were the work of a jou

A Jackass
Ok, I'm very pissed off. An asshole at work had to piss me off by saying "You're the one who got the divorce" It took every ounce to not knock him the fuck out. Let me say this. I left a marriage of where I knew I would be dead. I have three children who needed a mother alive, not dead. So piece of shit, it is not your business in the first place. How in the hell can you say that to me when you're ass never been married...better yet you are still a fucking virgin I bet. Don't sit there and think you know why I got the divorce! Sorry everyone...didn't mean to get pissed off but this little Eddie Munster no neck jackass who thinks he is better than everyone crossed the line today and I was willing to knock his ass out and yes the fucker is shorter than me, and I was willing to catch a suspension cause of him. Still pissed and hopefully I can remain calm when I see his ass tomorrow

Jack Your Melon - Beverage
8 oz Mountain Dew® citrus soda 2 shots watermelon schnapps 1 shot Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey Pour the mountain dew in any kind of ordinary glass. Add the shots of watermelon schnapps and jack daniels to the glass, stir, and serve.

Jack Daniel’s “toast The Troops”
Operation USO Care Package Jack Daniel’s “Toast the Troops” campaign is designed to encourage its patrons to send a message of gratitude or “toasts” to America’s armed forces currently serving overseas—away from their families, friends and the comforts of home. Since 2004, Jack Daniel’s has partnered with the Operation USO Care Package program to sponsor, stuff and send more than 70,000 care packages to deployed service members. Additionally, tens of thousands of toasts were included in care packages. Due to heightened security, individuals can no longer send letters and packages marked for delivery to "Any Service Member." Recognized by the Department of Defense, the Operation USO Care Package program is the way to support and send a message of thanks to our troops for their service and sacrifice. Space is provided for you to write a personal message of support to the service member who will receive your USO care package. Jack Daniel’s hosts special “stuffing parties” that

Jack
I seen him at the gas station near my house Wednesday morning after work, he works there now I guess. He was always a good friend until we started seeing each other, mind you I was around 15-16 when the shit really started. This was the guy that used to beat me and I watched sleep with another chick because he told me to sit and I was too afraid to get up and leave. He burned me with a cigarette once where he thought no one would see, right about my pubic area. It's pretty sad that a 15 year old had to go through that. I was young and naive and didn't know any better. I've told a few people about it but never really told them who it was that did it all. After my brother, Josh, started living with my family it all ended, they were friends and I knew that he wouldn't ever do that shit around my brother so I finally got the backbone to break it off. After my brother moved out he started talking shit and all I could think was everything that he had done and everyone was looking at

Jacked From Van
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."The Midland Philadelphia The South The Northeast North Central The West Boston

Jackass 2
Well, someone convinced me to watch Jackass 2 and, as I expected, it is terrible. I mean, seriously, the things these guys do are just ridiculous. Some of the pranks are semi funny, but overall they just do stupid shit that's pointless and/or disgusting. Why the fuck was this movie so popular? What is the world coming to?

Jack's Auto In Sunrise .....
Today took my car in for an oil change or I should say tried to. I brought it into Jack's auto on n pine blvd in sunrise.....was told a simple oil change would be 3 1/2 hours....dammit man so i cancelled what else I had to do left my car there and walked home.......waas told it would be ready at 2pm so at 2 I walked back up got there at 2:10 and they didnt even touch my car yet!!!!!!! herte my whole saturday was wasted I was stranded without a car and the guy was so rude too . you ever need car work I would never even recommend Jack's auto to even someone I do not like.

Jack Ass Of The Century
So for the first time i was called a cunt well i dont like that much soooo heres his shit wanna help make him miserable?? Well on fubar he is Da Sox and his pic is of kermit the frog his url is http://fubar.com/user/1552297 this is what was said whitesox1again2008: well? Megan N: well what whitesox1again2008: what do u think i wanna do with your pic? Megan N: i know and i dont wanna know whitesox1again2008: fuck u whitesox1again2008: IMMATURE CUNT Da Sox: cunt all because i wasnt interested in him jacking off to my pic

Jacks Juicy Auction
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Jack A. Weil, The Cowboy’s Dresser, Dies At 107
Jack A. Weil, a garter salesman, breezed into Denver in 1928 in a new Chrysler Roadster to start a new life. He exceeded his hopes and became a king of cowboy couture — almost certainly the first to put snaps on Western shirts (17 on a shirt), and most likely the first to produce bolo ties commercially. His Rockmount Ranch Wear Mfg. Company has sold millions of shirts, including at least one shipment to Antarctica, since it started in 1946. Clark Gable wore one in “The Misfits” with Marilyn Monroe, and Heath Ledger’s shirt in “Brokeback Mountain” — plaid fabric, diamond snaps and saw-tooth pockets — was Style No. 69-39. Until Wednesday, when he died at 107 in Denver, Mr. Weil was still chief executive of the company he founded and, until just before his death, came to work daily. He was regularly called the oldest chief executive still working. Known as Papa Jack, Mr. Weil said he owed his longevity to quitting smoking at 60 (after starting at 40), drinking at 90 and eating

Jackie
My cousin Jackie passed away Saturday. She had had back surgery, and got a infection from it. She was a wonderful lady, friend and cousin. Remember her family and my family in your prayers. http://www.newarkadvocate.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080831/OBITUARIES/808310309/1023 http://www.hendersonvanatta.com/obituary.lasso?id=68

Jack Johnson-no Other Way..
[Verse One] When your mind is a mess, So is mine. I cant sleep, 'Cause it hurts when I think. My thoughts aren't at peace, With the plans that we make. Chances we take, They're, not yours and not mine. There's waves that can break, All the words that we say, And the words that we mean, Words can fall short. Can't see the unseen, 'Cause the world is awake. For somebody's sake now, please close, your eyes woman. Please get some sleep. [Chorus] And know that if I knew, All of the answers I would, Not hold them from you'd, Know all the things that I'd know. We told each other, There is no other way. [Verse Two] Well, too much silence can be misleading, You're drifting I can hear it in the way that your breathing. We don't really need to find reason, 'Cause out the same door that it came, well it's leaving, it's leaving. Leaving like a day that's done and part of a season, Resolve is just a concept that's as dead as the leaves. But at least we can sleep,

Jack Johnson - If I Had Eyes
If I had eyes in the back of my head I would have told you that You looked good As I walked away And if you could've tried to trust the hand that fed You would've never been hungry But you never really be The more of this or less of this or is there any difference or are we just holding onto the things we don't have anymore Sometimes time doesn't heal No not at all Just stand still While we fall In or out of love again I doubt I'm gonna win you back When you got eyes like that It won't let me in Always looking out Lot of people spend their time just floating We were victims together but lonely You got hungry eyes that just can't look forward Can't give them enough but we just can't start over Building with bent nails we're falling but holding, I don't wanna take up anymore of your time Time time time Sometimes time doesn't heal No not all Just stand still While we fall In or out of love again I doubt I'm gonna win you back When you got eyes like t

Jackie Wilson - Reet Petite
Well, look-a there, look-a there, look-a there, look-a there, ooh wee! Look-a there, look-a there, look-a there, look-a there, ooh wee! Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Ooh wee! Well, she's so fine, fine, fine, she's so fine, f- f- fine, she's so fi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yine, she's so fine, fine, fine. She's really sweet, the finest girl you ever wanna meet. Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Reet petite, the finest girl you ever wanna meet. Well, have you ever seen a girl for whom your soul you'd give, for who you'd fight for, die for, pray to God to live? 'Cause she's so fine, she's so fine, She's really sweet, the finest girl you ever wanna meet. Well, she really fills her clothes from head to toe, I want the world to know I love her, love her so! She's all right, she's all right, She's all right, she loves me day and night. Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Reet petite, the finest girl you ever wanna meet. Oh! Well, she's like honey from a bee, like peaches from a tree, I

Jackie's Imninent Death
I am standing upon the seashore. A ship at my side spreads her white sails to the morning breeze and starts for the blue ocean. She is an object of beauty and strength. I stand and watch her until at length she hangs like a speck of white cloud just where the sea and sky mingle with each other. Then someone at my side says: "There, she is gone!" "Gone where?" Gone from my sight. That is all. She is just as large in mast and hull and spar as she was when she left my side and is just as able to bear the load of living frieght to her destined port. Her diminished size is in me, not in her. And just at the moment when someone at my side says: "There, she is gone!", there are other eyes watching her coming, and other voices ready to take up the glad shout: "Here she comes!" And that is dying. -Henry Van Dyke These words have provided me with so much comfort for what is comin

Jack Straw
We can share the women We can share the wine We can share what we got of yours 'Cause we done shared all of mine Keep a rolling Just a mile to go Keep on rolling, my old buddy You're moving much too slow I just jumped the watchman Right outside the fence Took his ring, four bucks in change Now ain't that heaven sent? Hurts my ears to listen, Shannon Burns my eyes to see Cut down a man in cold blood, Shannon Might as well be me We used to play for silver Now we play for life One's for sport and one's for blood At the point of a knife Now the die is shaken Now the die must fall There ain't a winner in this game Who don't go home with all Not with all... Leaving Texas Fourth day of July Sun so hot, clouds so low The eagles filled the sky Catch the Detroit Lightning Out of Santa Fe Great Northern out of Cheyenne From sea to shining sea Gotta get to Tulsa First train we can ride Got to settle one old score And one small point of pride...

Jack & Emily ( A Story I Wrote)
Emily was walking down this path, which she could not see very far ahead. There was something deep inside of Emily that was encouraging her to move forward. Even though Emily was afraid of the not knowing, that lies before her. Emily felt she needed to know, why she felt so intrigued of having to know more about this unknown shadow. Emily began to see her unknown shadow more clearly now, & it was just within her sight. As Emily continued to walk towards this unknown shadow, her heart began to beat faster. Emily could now see, that her unknown shadow was a man. While Emily approached this man with caution, & with her fear still very much heightened. Even though Emily doesn't know why, she has a sense of security with this man. All Emily knew was, her heart was telling her not to be afraid. Just as their eyes meet for the very first time, their hearts were beating as one. Emily feels as though she's known this man her entire life. Knowing this could not be true,

Jacket-tiger Showdown
LHS to face Waynesville’s black and orange on Friday Israel Potoczny israel@lebanondailyrecord.com Oct 30, 2008 Lebanon will play its the biggest game the football program has been a part of since 2000 on Halloween — against a team whose colors are black and orange. The Waynesville Tigers, the defending 2007 Missouri Class 5 state champions enter Friday’s game needing a win to have a chance at making the playoffs, while LHS needs a win to clinch a playoff berth. A Lebanon loss would put the focus on Camdenton, who would need to erase a 14-point deficit in the district standings to wrestle a district title away from LHS. Lebanon head coach Will Christian said he has preached that Friday’s game is a must-win. “I think (the need to win on Friday) definitely eliminates any relaxation or letdown,” Christian said. “I think they’re (the team) is locked in and they know they have to do what they have done the last two weeks. Lebanon has made just three football playoff appear

Jack Johnson-gone Going
Look at all those fancy clothes, But these could keep us warm just like those. And what about your soul? Is it cold? Is it straight from the mold, and ready to be sold? And cars and phones and diamond rings, Bling, bling, those are only removable things. And what about your mind? Does it shine? Are there things that concern you, more than your time? Gone, going. Gone, everything. Gone, give a damn. Gone, be the birds, when they don’t wanna sing. Gone, people, all awkward with their things, Gone. Look at you, out to make a deal. You try to be appealing, but you lose your appeal. And what about those shoes you’re in today? They’ll do no good, on the bridges you burnt along the way. Are you willing to sell, anything? Gone, with your hurt. Leave your footprints, And we’ll shame them with our words. Gone, people, all careful and consumed. Gone Gone, going. Gone, everything. Gone, give a damn. Gone, be the birds, when they don’t wanna sing. Gone,

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Jackass Is Begging For Money
So I get this shout today: red moon(C...: READ MY ABOUT ME AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO BABY. Being Curious I check out his profile and this is what his about me says: "If you want to talk this is my number, 9312669408. i need money so I can do somethings and excuses come last. 4103 Dixie Rd. Ft.Campbell K.y. is where you can send me somthing if not just a letter of a friendly greeting and what you about.The name on the money order would be Andre Towns. Make smiles happen for me.Give me the privilage of being that speacial one because you prioritized my exsistance with funds to reach dreams seldom seen. Yall know what real is. Delete me or don't accept my request unless you can handle my mind. Take affirmative action cause life is no joke around my way. It's precious so I'm sincere when I tell you have a nice day.I need money in a major way and since I'm human I have to have love." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's right folks! With our failing economy he wants us to gi

Jack Bauer
- When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer. - The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. - The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition. - MTV once tried to 'Punk' Kiefer Sutherland by staging a robery in a store. Sutherland smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head. This is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one. - If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. - Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first. - Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Jack Bauer needs 100

Jacko Is Indeed Wacko
Since Michael Jackson's Neverland is no more, he's been auctioning off a ton of items that once decorated his creepy personal theme park. Jacko tried to stop the official list from getting leaked to the press, and now we know why. According to TMZ, some of these items include works of "art", which are detailed as follows: "boy with accordion," "boy sitting on bricks," "boy w/ baton and hat w/ feathers," "two boys on swing bar," "two boys with ladder," "boys sleeping on bench," " boys milking goat,” and more. The 2,952 item list continues like this. We don't even want to know the types of people who are going to bid on this stuff!

Jack Shit
For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride Pisa Shit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Shit...

Jackson Fawcett Masturbatory Death Day
Am bored sitting here naked, I have but two choices, or do I masturbate to photos of Farrah Fawcett when she was in her prime, do I masturbate to Michael Jackson’s beat it song, hm or do I masturbate on a photo of Farrah Fawcett while MJ’s beat it song plays in the background.This is a real thing, I have no idea what to do.Hm is it die day?MJ dies today, Fawcett dies today, two of my real life friends were shot dead like 2 am, wtf if its die day how the fuck did I miss my invitation, WHAT! Im not cool enough to die, what the fuck…..… goes to listen to my emo music, while staring at my razor blades or rope… then realizes suicide is the easy way out and just goes on a killing spree… killing spree While MJ Smooth criminal is my theme song with Fawcett charlies angels theme song plays faintly in the background While i personally can not think of a better way to die then while having sex and shooting my load out, i think a second option would be mast

Jackson Wrapped Video Before Death
Two weeks before he died, Michael Jackson wrapped up work on an elaborate production dubbed the "Dome Project" that could be the final finished video piece overseen by the King of Pop, The Associated Press has learned. Jackson was apparently preparing to dazzle concert audiences in London with a high-tech show in which 3D images Ã‚Â— some inspired by his "Thriller" era Ã‚Â— would flash behind him as he performed on stage. "It was a groundbreaking effort," said Vince Pace, whose company provided cameras for the shoot, a 3D system he created with filmmaker James Cameron. "To think that Michael's gone now, that's probably the last documented footage of him to be shot in that manner," Pace said. Two people with knowledge of the secretive project confirmed its existence Monday to the AP on condition they not be identified because they signed confidentiality agreements...." They said it was a five-week project filmed at Culver Studios, which 70 years ago was the set

Jack Shit
For some time many of us have wondered, who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack shit!' Well, thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit and O. Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit, Inc. In turn, Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school drop out. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and has a son with a very nervous disposition, whom they named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers, and the town newspapers invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and married an Italian woman, Pisa Shit. SOOOOO from now on, if someone says you don't know Jack Shit, you may tell them that they are sadly mistaken.

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For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bridePisa Shit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Shit!

Jack Brisco
Jack Brisco, a former NWA world champion and NCAA champion who was considered one of the greatest workers in the history of the industry, passed away earlier today at the age of 68. "He was my best friend and my hero growing up," said Brian Blair, echoing comments made by several wrestlers and people in wrestling this morning in their 50s who grew up when Jack Brisco was a larger-than-life type of personality, promoted as the greatest technical wrestler who nobody could beat in a fair match, which in his era, may not have been far from the truth. Brisco had been battling an assortment of health problems in recent years, including circulatory problems and emphyzema. He underwent open heart surgery a few weeks ago, and a little over a week ago, collapsed while undergoing rehab, and flatlined at one point. Brother Gerald, who was very close with him, has been battling to regain his health after suffering strokes. Outside the ring, Brisco was a well known practical joker, but in the r

Jack
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Jackass Off Probation
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Jack's Lament
There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the bestFor my talents are renowned far and wideWhen it comes to surprises in the moonlit nightI excel without ever even tryingWith the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charmsI have seen grown men give out a shriekWith the wave of my hand, and a well-placed moanI have swept the very bravest off their feetYet year after year, it's the same routineAnd I grow so weary of the sound of screamsAnd I, Jack, the Pumpkin KingHave grown so tired of the same old thingOh, somewhere deep inside of these bonesAn emptiness began to growThere's something out there, far from my homeA longing that I've never knownI'm a master of fright, and a demon of lightAnd I'll scare you right out of your pantsTo a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mister UnluckyAnd I'm known throughout England and FranceAnd since I am dead, I can take off my headTo recite Shakespearean quotationsNo animal nor man can scream like I canWith the fury of my recitationsBut who here would ever unders

Jacksons Poem
Your eyes are captivatingYour eyes are electrifyingIt looks beyond the skinAnd permeates the systemIt sees beyond the surfaceAnd mingles with the hidden treasuresThe heat of your eyes is overwhelmingThey are hotter than the rays of the sunThey shine with glittersAnd dims to soothe the nervesThe cloud of your eyes envelop humanityAnd make them like the stars of the sky As they shine upon the worldAnd turn your eyes into precious gems ~Jackson

Jack....
My white cat Jack got hit by a car this morning. H e was always the adventurous one and never stuck to his training. So i suppose this day was going to happen sooner or later. He's the most vocal cat I've ever had though, it was never a wonder when he was around. Im gonna miss him. I still have suzie, she stays at home all the time. I hope jack's death doesnt change her too much. Thanks for condolences everyone, I hope youll understand if Im not to vocal today :(

The Jack - Ac/dc
She gave me the Queen She gave me the King She was wheelin' and dealin' Just doin' her thing She was holdin' a pair But I had to try Her Deuce was wild But my Ace was high But how was I to know That she'd been dealt with before Said she'd never had a Full House But I should have known From the tattoo on her left leg And the garter on her right She'd have the card to bring me down If she played it right She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, she's got the jack She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack She's got the jack Poker face was her name Poker face was her nature Poker straight was her game If she knew she could get you She played 'em fast And she played 'em hard She could close her eyes And feel every card But how was I to know That she'd been shuffled before Said she'd never had a Royal Flush But I should have known That all the cards were comin' From the bottom of th

Jack Handy Meets Tara Thornton For The First Time....
JH: So Tara, I was thinking.... TT: Who the fuck cares what you were thinking? Didn't you see that I was busy thinking too? Shut the fuck up, Jack! JH: huh? why so mean? TT: Who said I'm mean? I'ma kick their ass! Fuckin' assholes not knowin how to keep their damn mouths shut and just fuckin do it already! Dint that Nike dude fuckin tell ya'll , "JUST DO IT!" Why the fuck ya'll refuse to listen to a smart man? *starts to count money in bank account while still listening to bullshit and debates whether or not to list the person spewing the bs or the person they claim says she's mean* JH: uh... TT: Yeah, dats what i thought Jack Pansy, shut the fuck up and do somethin already, bitch! Now get the fuck up out my space before i bust you in da jaw. *lists Jack for being a moron* :D Happy New Year, folkz! ;) K

The Jackson County Star Jan 27, 2011
So in my travels for my interview a few weeks ago I picked up the local newspaper. It was a whopping 8 pages! I stumbled across the police report and thought I'd share a few bits from it. Yes these were really published. Jan 3, 2011 Officers were sent to the school because no one was answering the phones there. Everything was ok. Jan 9, 2011 Several horses wandered through Corkles' construction yard south of town. They weren't looking for jobs; they had just wandered off from a nearby property. Jan 9, 2011 A deleviery truck got stuck in a driveway outside Walden. When he spun his tires to get out, the tires picked up a rock and sent it through a window of the home. That wasn't really the type of delivery the homeowner wanted. Jan 11, 2011 Officers provided traffic control for a cattle drive through town. Oh my... Life in a small town

The Jackpot
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Jack In The Box
I live in a new section of Albuquerque. You drive down the road and there is still large pieces of undeveloped land here and there. I was excited that a Jack in the Box had opened up in the neighborhood, having never had it, the closest one being across town. I cook at home a lot but when i do not feel like it a few food choices are nice. There is not much selection in 5 square miles we have, McD, Burger king Carls jr, and a taco bell/kfc (meaning it does not have a full menu of either). Jack was having a promo, we are new to the area come in and try this combo, Burger, fries, 2 tacos and a drink. Now my thought was, hey trying to win over new customers with a hot fresh and tasty combo. Verdict: Massive fail to win me over as a new customer. Fries, while flavorful were cold, not warm but freaking cold. 2 tacos, at first I thought they were soft tacos being so cold and loaded with grease that the shell was more soft than crunchy. Might be on par with a taco bell taco, somewhat tasty but

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Jacob - Pre Mri
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Jacob Starts Kindergarten!!!
Hey, everyone! I just wanted to let all of you know that starting 08/22/07, my little boy, Jacob, starts Kindergarten. This week only I will take him to school and pick him up. (I took some time off to do this from work) Unfortunately, the after school "Kids Club" program was full so my name is on the waiting list. The program is for two hours and it works with my work schedule, so when the time comes for me to actually join this program, I will get to take Jake to school and pick him up. So at that point, Grandpa will pick Jake up after school starting next week. Me and the kids got to meet the teachers last night actually, 08/20/07. The kindergarten classes are held in a house traylor outside the school; there are six of them. And it looks like he has a large class of about 30 students. Kindergarten hours for Jake are from 8:55am to 3:45pm...WOW, a full schools day!! Fridays are my only days off during the week, besides regular Sundays, since my work is closed then, so I will

Jacob Isaiah
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Jacob
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Jacoby Shaddix Of Papa Roach Interview
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She comes home for work as she does every day, showers and performs certain little rituals that get her ready for His return home. She watches the time as she gets ready for Him, being very careful to do everything just as He has asked her to do. It is time for her to kneel at the door...she checks her position over and over nervously...wanting to be perfect for Him. Her thighs parted so she is exposed, her bottom resting on the heels of her feet, back slightly arched head high eyes lowered hands holding hair above head so He can inspect her. In this position, she will wait for 30 minutes. As she waits she goes over and over in her mind what He has taught her and what He expects when He enters...she is not to react or speak. This is hard for her ...she wants to jump up and wrap her arms around Him covering him in kisses every time He enters the room. However, she is for His pleasure, its no longer about her wants or needs, her will is His will. Trying not to fidget, as the time draw

Jaded
Hey J-j-j-jaded Youve got your mamas style but youre yesterdays child to me So jaded You think thats where its at but is that where its supposed to be? Youre gettin it all over me And serrated ? ? ? Chorus My, my, baby blue (yeah Im thinkin bout you) My, my, baby blue Yeah, youre so jaded And Im the one that jaded you Hey J-j-j-jaded In all its misery it will always be what I love and hated And maybe take a ride to the other side were thinkin of Well slip into the velvet glove And be jaded Chorus (w/) yeah, Im so jaded And baby Im afraid of you Bridge Youre thinkin so complicated Ive had it all up to here But its so overrated Love and hate it Wouldnt trade it Love me jaded Guitar solo Hey J-j-j-jaded There aint no baby please when Im shootin the breeze with her When everything you see is a blur And ecstasys what you prefer Chorus (w/) (blue, blue, blue, yeah) (Im talkin bout you) (blue, blue, blue, blue yeah) (yeah, been thinkin bo

Jades Cell
The footsteps rang out on the stone floor as they approached the heavy door of her dungeon cell. The feel of her binds around her ankles and wrists cut sharply into her tender skin. Each step closer her heart pounded faster and louder, surely her Master could hear her fear. Not once had he spoken nor looked at her as they made their way down to the place she dreaded so greatly. Maybe if she begged or pleaded then he would relent and forgive her, but she knew this time she had pushed his love just too far. Looking up she saw it, the cold, dark cell. He stopped and took out his key. The sound of his keys clashing together broke the silence. Still he did not dare to look into her pleading eyes. She knew that this hurt him almost as much as her self. The door creaked as her Master Darius threw it open. Then he turned to her, his face full of sorrow but they both knew this time she needed to learn a cold harsh lesson. "Inside now" he commanded, and with that the tears welled up in h

Jaded-ness
this home... love is gone from this place only alarms scheduals and organization remain... a chill replaces the warmth rumors replace truth past replaces future a stone replaces the heart memories are lost and sacrificed on the altar of efficacy in order to forget... everything denial and apathy replace knowledge and affirmation... I could go on, but the exhaustion of gravity has replaced the stamina of weightlessness t redfearn

Jade's Surprise Ii
After several episodes of introducing ourselves to the roles of Master and Sub, our respective roles came very naturally. You are an excellent Master -- giving me everything I ever wanted from sexual restraint that was to the point of sheer torture to sexual release so intense, I do cum with fiery explosions repeatedly. Every day, I fall more in love with you and yearn to see you, wondering what you have in store for me next. Tonight is no different, even though I'm tired from work. Rest is, evidently, not in your repertoire any longer. At least, not for me. That's okay as I'm refreshed by your attention. For the most part, I'm a good sub. Although, I have to admit, I am sometimes intentionally defiant in order to feel the glory of my punishment. And, you know of my desire to test you. My pussy tingles and drips just thinking about the warming of my ass against the paddle and my nipples aching with painful pleasure from the clothespins we now keep bedside. I love to feel you sucking

Jades Special Occasion
Jade was more than 10 minutes late and I was feeling distinctly put out, when she finally walked through the door. Even in My anger, the sight of her nearly stopped Me, but lust and anger are a powerful combination so I twined the two emotions together as she approached. "I apologize for being late, Master Darius," she said, kneeling in front of Me. "Mr. Scott had me stay late for a board meeting. I left as soon as I could." I could tell she was worried about the consequences of her tardiness, but kept My plans well in mind. "Stand,my pet, and kiss Me. I'm pissed that you were late, but we'll get to that when the time is right. Come." We kissed, and I felt her lips trembling as a combination of anticipation and fear melded in her soul. We went downstairs to the Playroom, and I turned quickly on her. "Strip," I commanded, "and lay yourself on the table of reconciliation." As always, she obeyed My Command, but I saw a little hesitance. I know how important Valentine's Day i

Jades Stormy Night
We stood facing each other... just outside my bedroom door.. You.. took my chin in your hand and lifted my pouting face.. and brushed my lips.. "good Nite Jade" you whispered and turned me around.. and gave me a gentle push inside the door...feeling your hand smack my bottom.. a scooted inside my bedroom and stood.. as I heard you shut my door.. and.. let out a soft laughter.. as you walked down the hall back to your company. You always did this to me.. have me retire for the night.. as to where I would not hear or see what you and your friends do... You always said.. it wasn't for my eyes and ears to know what men talk about after the women leave the room.. So at 10pm... you stood and motioned for me to say good nite to the guest and then you accompanied to my room.. .. pouting as always... but never getting to stay up.. I.. entered my room.. ..... I was not ready for sleep....I walked into my bathroom and started a nice hot bath....dumping bubble bath.. and scented oils i

Jades Library Visitor
I searched the bottom shelf for a book on photographic darkroom techniques when a lovely blonde woman about twenty stood next to me. Our eyes met, she smiled and I eagerly returned one. The glow of her youth radiated from her face and her body displayed the curves that lust was made of. She wore short pink dress gathered at the waist. As she searched for a book, she took little fidgety steps causing her dress to swing fluidly. I found myself looking less for the book and more at her shapely legs that were enticingly bare. She bent over to grab a footstool sitting in the aisle. For a brief second, I swore she wasn't wearing panties. Surely, wishful thinking. After placing the stool in front of the book stack, she stepped onto it with her pink, three-inch high heels. The Goddess Art of Jonathon Earl Bowser "Be careful," I said. "Those high heals look great but they don't look very steady." "That's sweet of you to worry, but I'll be cautious." Her voice had a gentle

Jades Story For Darius
Master Darius, I am here to serve you.... You walk up and kiss me, I return the kiss and smile at you nervously, you slip your hands up my thin white shirt and roughly pull up my black lacy bra – You start squeezing my tits, soft at first then you grab a bit harder, working your fingers into the smooth soft skin. I let a small moan escape as you start pinching my nipples, you squeeze my nipples hard and cup your hands around my rib cage joining your thumbs at my solaplex and slowly but firmly drag them down to my stomach. You crouch down and run both your hands up my smooth thighs until my small black skirt is lifted enough to reveal my wet pussy. You cup your hands around my firm ass and pull it roughly towards you forcing my cunt to your mouth. You nibble softly at my throbbing cunt and i notice my knees starting to involuntarily widen and tremble with pleasure. I finally loose the fight to keep silent and say ... “Oooo please Master I want you inside me. Please fuck your dirty slut

Jades Awakening......
Jades Master’s Home > > > > She searches for the oven mitts hoping the cookies wont burn before she finds them, meets her best friend for coffee, has a less than encouraging conversation with her mother on the phone, and watches a half hour of mindless chatter on television between her daily chores...It is a day like many others but she doesn't complain; she does all these things with a sense of pride and purpose that few would understand. She finds joy and contentment in keeping her home and preparing her mind and body in the service of her Master and His homecoming which draws closer as each hour passes. > > Four o'clock > > She opens the shower door and turns the water on and undresses; the steam rises and she steps inside. This is a ritual that is never rushed but thoroughly enjoyed. Lathering the cloth she cleans and polishes her skin with meticulous care and when finished, she notices her image in the full length mirror...she lingers there and wonders what must go th

Jade And I
Today I plan to take my daughter to the park, but the local park is small and boring. So we got in my car and took off for Dan Nichols park near salibury nc. We had a blast. It is good place for small kids. I hope to take her again next week. You can have a day of fun for less than 20 dollars. Day of fun for a great price.

Jaded
This is me,stripped bare Jaded from the inside out an more This is me,but you don't fucking care There's my heart,broken on your floor There's my pride,walking out the door I'll never,I'll never,I'll never be the same I'll be bitter,bitchy,hateful every time I see you I'll make you hang your ugly head in shame Yeah this is me,after loving you And I've been taking for a ride or two I kissed alot of fucking frogs before I met you I thought that I saw the truth in your eyes Turns out you jus knew how to hide your lies I'll never,I'll never,I'll never be the same I'll be bitter,bitchy,hateful everytime I see you I'll make you hang your ugly head in shame Cause this is me,after loving you In loving spoonfuls,I swallowed what you put me though And yor weak lies,somehow kept me strong Now the end of us is over,moving on is hard to do, FOR YOU I'll be bitter,bichy,hateful,evrytime I see you I'll make you hang your ugly head in shame This is me,an I'm fucking ov

Jade's Reminder....................
As Master walked through the door, His eyes scanned the room noticing the few things that were out of place. His coffee cup was still on the table, along with the strewn about morning paper. The immediate look of displeasure crossed His face. He did not expect much from Jade, just the things He did require of her He expected done. Jade's disobedience had been of annoyance to him these past few weeks. However after a day like He had today, this was one of the last straws. Master had been pleased with Jade's behavior and submission to Him since He had taken her in. Master had decided to give Jade a little more freedom as a reward. But to Master's dismay she had begun to forget her place at His feet. Master took a seat on the couch, turning on the tv. As He sat watching the evening news, He heard the back door quietly shutting. Jade knew she was probably pushing the limits, not being at the door at His arrival. However Jade, figured she could just explain to Master that she was out sw

Jades Abduction................
She was standing in the dark parking lot waiting for Him in the place He had told her to. Why He was making her stand out here and wait for Him to pick her up was beyond her…she could have waited in her car for Him, but she learned long ago…never question His directions. Impatiently she looked at her watch…8:15. He had told her to meet Him here at 8:00, where the hell was He? Could He have forgotten? He had been working a lot of hours lately…it was possible. Frustrated, she started across the lot towards the pay phone to call Him. When she had just about reached the curb, a man dressed all in black with a black mask covering his face, stepped from behind one of the parking deck columns and grabbed her arm… wrenching it behind her He pressed a sharp knife tight against her throat, daring her to utter a sound. Shocked, she stood motionless. “What do you want from me? Here… take my purse if it’s money you want.” She stated with a shaky voice. The man laughed a deep-throated laugh that mad

Jaded Angel
Jaded Angel Jaded angel fallen from innocence, Fallen from grace, She dances and kisses Erotica’s Face.. Once pure now jaded Hunger sometimes quelled but not abated. Back to a purity of a time from the past Innocent whispers not the last. Fallen angel full of grace, Fallen angel without a place Beautiful child all alone Searches the Myst’s for things from another time, Searches and dances without reason or rhyme. Jaded Angel ebony black in the light Seductive erotic with wings outstretched in flight In the Myst’s she flies wings outspread.. Seeking a haven to rest her weary head. In the darkness a lone tower appears.. She approaches with curiosity in awe but not fear. The tower dark and enticing and so familiar A gate surrounds it .. She pauses a moment and watches the tower from afar. Such a intriguing place here in the Shadow Land She wonders who tower this is to command.. She watches in silence and studies in shad

Jades Abduction.....................
She was standing in the dark parking lot waiting for Him in the place He had told her to. Why He was making her stand out here and wait for Him to pick her up was beyond her…she could have waited in her car for Him, but she learned long ago…never question His directions. Impatiently she looked at her watch…8:15. He had told her to meet Him here at 8:00, where the hell was He? Could He have forgotten? He had been working a lot of hours lately…it was possible. Frustrated, she started across the lot towards the pay phone to call Him. When she had just about reached the curb, a man dressed all in black with a black mask covering his face, stepped from behind one of the parking deck columns and grabbed her arm… wrenching it behind her He pressed a sharp knife tight against her throat, daring her to utter a sound. Shocked, she stood motionless. “What do you want from me? Here… take my purse if it’s money you want.” She stated with

Jaded.
*This was written on April 22* So last night was intresting I guess. Although I did get depressed about a few things.. 1) While at the park yesterday all I saw was couples and children, i'm sure you all realize where this is leading, right? Anyways it made me sad, one because of the fact that me and Amar are so far apart. And then because of the fact that I want to be married and living with him and be at least heading in the direction of starting a family, but I know it will be years until any of that happens, especially the children part. We talked about it and decided not to have kids until we were financially stable and that won't be until after Amar finishes college, which means in 3 or 4 years. I just feel that right now, i'm doing nothing with my life, and honestly, i'm not doing anything. I talked to Tiffany and she said it's just the urge of wanting a family, that it's something that every girl wants but no, I don't think she gets it, to me it's more than just that in

Jade To Make You Smile
If beauty could walk hand in hand. Yours would stretch across this land. Then it would sail from our coast over to thier sea. Then it would spread across europe for all to see. Onto africa,austrailia,then to the orient. To doubt that kind of beauty,no they just can't. If I thought a day would go without your smile. God I hate to think I'd ever have to walk that mile.

Jaded
Contradiction,Manipulation,Frustration Yet I am still with you, even through the bad things you do. Depression, Aggression, Confusion You always bring me down, yet you still want me around. Deception, Intoxication,Obsession Why do I even attempt to try, when all you do is make me cry. Unhappy,Insecure,Immature These are the things that I see, deep down and stuck inside of me.

Jade
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Jade
Jade – a gemstone of unique symbolic energy, and unique in the myths that surround it. With its beauty and wide-ranging expressiveness, jade has held a special attraction for mankind for thousands of years. This gem, with its discreet yet rather greasy lustre, which comes in many fine nuances of green, but also in shades of white, grey, black, yellow, and orange and in delicate violet tones, has been known to Man for some 7000 years. In prehistoric times, however, it was esteemed rather more for its toughness, which made it an ideal material for weapons and tools. Yet as early as 3000 B.C. jade was known in China as 'yu', the 'royal gem'. In the long history of the art and culture of the enormous Chinese empire, jade has always had a very special significance, roughly comparable with that of gold and diamonds in the West. Jade was used not only for the finest objects and cult figures, but also in grave furnishings for high-ranking members of the imperial family. Today, too, this ge

Jade And Argent: Picture Perfect A
Jade and Argent: Picture Perfect Prologue: A green trail blazed across the Manhattan sky. Most people immediately thought it was Green Lantern. Others a fast moving meteor. Some others dimly remembered Neron and feared the worst. They were all wrong. It was the young superhero known as Jade. She was using her Starheart powers to search for a lost child. The little boy, no more than five years old, was the nephew of Radu, an old friend. Radu had agreed to watch his young charge but the coffee shop had a rush of customers and little Jacob had wandered out the front door and disappeared in the maze of Greenwich Village. Jade, in her Jennie-Lynn Hayden identity, offered to look for the little guy and was flying over the neighborhood searching. As she flew along a small, side street, she saw a brief flash in an alley. Swooping down to investigate, she saw a young woman with silvery-white skin tossing what she first took to be small lightning bolts at a

Jade And Argent: Picture Perfect B
Jade and Argent: Picture Perfect Part 2: Several weeks later, Toni got a call from her new agent. A large lingerie company wanted to use her as a model for some of their products. Sol was nothing if not enthusiastic. Toni loved him; he was a big cuddly, teddy bear. "Sol, if you think it's okay. I mean, I've seen the Victoria Secrets catalog..." Sol was practically yelling. Toni could hear his lecherous smirk and smiled. She knew he was totally devoted to his wife in Westchester. "Sol, you're a dirty old man," Toni laughed. Sol protested. "Well, to me that's pretty old." Toni laughed and added, "Anyone over twenty-five is old..." Sol said in a leering voice. "Sol!" "Who's the photographer?" Toni asked. Sol said. "Uh, Sol? Could you, um, you know, put in a good word for a particular photographer?" Toni asked. "She's really good!" Sol began to explain. "Thanks, Sol! I love you!" Toni hung up with a l

~ Jaded ~
~ Single for LIFE! ~ fuck men yep if your a man and you read this that means you .. fromt his point on i will NEVER date anyone seriosuly again! EVER ... its not worth it .. I have come to the realization that A) I cant be in a relationship with a normal guy because I am not normal and they fault me for it. B) There is no one as sexual as I am C) men say one thing and do another and D) My heart has so much duct tape on it its ceased to beat ! and Finally E) I am tired of being thrown back in the water after being caught hook line and sinker! Why I am single Let me start off by saying.....If I can have the beginning feelings of when you first meet someone you like. That intense physical and mental attraction. The crazy emotional wild love making last for ever I would be more then happy to commit to love....I am not turned off to the idea of someone trying to fulfill that role and make me eat my words below if their up to the challenge. BUT ----- Through the

Jade And Argent A
Jade and Argent: Picture Perfect Prologue: A green trail blazed across the Manhattan sky. Most people immediately thought it was Green Lantern. Others a fast moving meteor. Some others dimly remembered Neron and feared the worst. They were all wrong. It was the young superhero known as Jade. She was using her Starheart powers to search for a lost child. The little boy, no more than five years old, was the nephew of Radu, an old friend. Radu had agreed to watch his young charge but the coffee shop had a rush of customers and little Jacob had wandered out the front door and disappeared in the maze of Greenwich Village. Jade, in her Jennie-Lynn Hayden identity, offered to look for the little guy and was flying over the neighborhood searching. As she flew along a small, side street, she saw a brief flash in an alley. Swooping down to investigate, she saw a young woman with silvery-white skin tossing what she first took to be small lightning bolts at a

Jade And Argent B
Jade and Argent: Picture Perfect Part 2: Several weeks later, Toni got a call from her new agent. A large lingerie company wanted to use her as a model for some of their products. Sol was nothing if not enthusiastic. Toni loved him; he was a big cuddly, teddy bear. "Sol, if you think it's okay. I mean, I've seen the Victoria Secrets catalog..." Sol was practically yelling. Toni could hear his lecherous smirk and smiled. She knew he was totally devoted to his wife in Westchester. "Sol, you're a dirty old man," Toni laughed. Sol protested. "Well, to me that's pretty old." Toni laughed and added, "Anyone over twenty-five is old..." Sol said in a leering voice. "Sol!" "Who's the photographer?" Toni asked. Sol said. "Uh, Sol? Could you, um, you know, put in a good word for a particular photographer?" Toni asked. "She's really good!" Sol began to explain. "Thanks, Sol! I love you!" Toni hung up with a l

Jaded Observation
Okay guys... Explain... Why do so many fubar guys post pics of themselves, with a woman cut out of the pic? Can't you get another pic?? I was just ratin pics and got to see about 4 guys with a woman's severed arm, dangling around their shoulder. If I saw these men on the street.. would the arm still be there.. like creepy halloween scarf? hmmmm

Jaded Flowers
As i awaken and look at you My eyes focus, can this be I wonder & guess, think & feel Can this be?? is this real The way we are With all our pains and scars Can we overcome our doubt To prove even jaded flowers can sprout Our love feels so steady and strong there is not a thing thats wrong So where do we go Do we go fast or take it slow Does it even matter, my love is already yours... To be with someone who truly see's you like no eyes, ever have can it be anything else....

Jaded
You sit and point fingers at the life you have jaded when all along it was you who had raided a young soul and heart and mind. Never taking into consideration the future you were creating and the relationship you were taking--away-- with your lie and dollar consumed high. As you watched the bruises form and the young mind became cynical, it was all okay even today. Never taking any blame for watching your wallet get fat while the young soul fell flat. You are the only one to fail, left a young life to derail, spinning out of control. Now that it's twisted, take a long look at what you have created. With each crack of the leather to see the love and trust deflated. Was it worth it?

Jaded Lover
Time stands still, the wanting, the dreaming, the never ending bliss, the warmth of everything inside concealed with a kiss, passion and words can always prevail, when you have someone to release you from hell, The skin so smooth, so unappreciated, unwanted, And yet still so divine and mesmerized,and bruised, she waits.... Will you release her from the torment she has suffered for so long, will you bring her back from all the people that have done her wrong, Made her feel empty, unwilling, captured, unfree, give her a your emotion, touch, your kiss, you longing to be, A friend, a soul as one, a everlasting life of bliss and harmony with you, Will you give it to her like she so willing gave you, she hates.. Only wanting a simple kiss, or a hug, She only wants to be loved, Yet you hurt her, she wants nothing more, she calls to you, you are the one she adores, when you left, it torched and burned her heart, she cries now, you tore her world apart, She dies... Sl

Jade Written By Bruce
Jade Written By Bruce Romanis Jolly Amazing Delightful Excitable Jade this is what I think of you and you are a goddess in my eyes and very sexy and hott and beautiful and gorgeous you are so wonderful in my eyes kisses and hugs to the most wonderful I like from Bruce. Jade Jolly means funny and happy in case you got confused

Jaded Heart
Jaded Heart I didn't know you, but I could see it in your eyes Shattered dreams and hopes, you'd been hurt too many times Well I've heard your past from a friend I'd seen today Told me of your heart, that you had been away How I wish I could take you away I would show you that my love's not the same But I see I've found you too late Jaded heart You look but don't see Love in front of you You can't believe Jaded heart Love can't get to you To bring your heart to me I realize you've heard it all before Lies and promises, you don't listen anymore How I hope that I will find a way To break down all these walls that you have made But my eyes see that it's too late Jaded heart You look but don't see Love in front of you You can't believe Jaded heart Jaded heart Love can't get to you To bring your heart to me How I wish that I could take you away I would show you that my love's not the same Can it be that I found you too late Jaded Heart You loo

Jaded
Why does it seem that love drives everyone to become so jaded? Love is supposed to sweep us off our feet and keep our heads in the clouds. I mean sure we have that of course at first...... but then it seems like there's the deal breakers and the emotional tests. Why? Why do we do that to one another? The butterflies may still be there in our stomachs.... but we have to throw wrenches into the works. Can't that first flutter in the tummy just last? Why do we have to start questioning the minute details of the relationship? Love is just acceptance..... it shouldn't be conditional. Are we scared of that heartbreak? Is that why we over analyze and create deal breakers and the tests? Is that why we throw wrenches into things? What is there to be afraid of? Surely we learn through it no matter the situation....... Let's throw away the cynicism and the lackadasiacal behavior and fling ourselves ready and willing into love! Let's give and give and give ourselves without worrying abo

Jade 1
African Jade Jade is an ancient stone that has historically been used to attract love. Carved into a butterfly, in China it is a powerful symbol used to draw love. Jade can be used to bring money into your life. Create a positive attitude towards money and visualize yourself using money creatively and productively while holding the stone in your power hand. When making an important business decision, use the prosperous energies of jade by holding it while contemplating your course of action. Jade strengthens your mental faculties and assists in clear reasoning. Jade is also a protective stone, guarding against accidents and misfortune. Place a piece of jade between two purple candles and let the candles burn for a short while. Then carry the jade with you as a protection amulet. Symbol of successful love A butterfly carved from jade holds a special romantic significance. Ancient Chinese legend tells of a youth who wandered into the garden of a wealthy mandarin in pursuit of

Jade Butterfly
The Butterfly is a symbol of change or transformation, joy and love. Carved in jade, this symbol will promote spiritual awareness, and love. Add a chain and wear it as a pendant, or place it on your altar, or bedside for spiritual guidance. Butterfly is a powerful symbol in myth and religion. For Early Christians, it represented the soul itself. In China it symbolized conjugal bliss and joy. American Indians call upon the butterfly for guidance in change, color, and happiness. Symbol of successful love A butterfly carved from jade holds a special romantic significance. Ancient Chinese legend tells of a youth who wandered into the garden of a wealthy mandarin in pursuit of a multi-colored butterfly. Instead of being punished for trespassing, his visit led to marriage with the mandarin's daughter. Today, a jade butterfly symbolizes successful love. Butterfly Dance The "dance of the butterfly" can teach you not to take things so seriously. The butterfly has taste sensors o

Jaded I Have Become...
Don’t ask me to care because I won’t. Don’t ask me to change because I won’t. Don’t ask me to feel because I can't won’t. Don’t ask me to be anything but myself. Forget the dog, beware the owner. High up these walls I re-build. Trapped and safe inside. “That’s no way to live” some may say. To them I point the way to the EXIT sign. Your words mean nothing. Your concern means nothing. Cold consumes me now. My heart entrapped in plastic and mold. Leave it be. Your spread open arms will be pushed aside. No longer do I want a shoulder to cry on. It doesn’t fucking matter. Selfish is the path I now will walk. I do it all for me and nothing for you. Defense mechanism at its finest. Trespassers will be shot on sight. Indifference envelops me. My levels of apathy are multi faceted. Nothing is real until it manifests before me. Talk is meaningless… I’m not your friend. I’m not your enemy. I just am. _________________________________________________ REL

Jaded
Dont torture yourself, just keep it in mind, the one that you miss dosnt miss you in kind. Once your left all alone, then alone you are left. You need not seek forgiveness cause the one you love left. For the one who leaves you is the one with something to hide. Their scared that youll see through their secrets and lies. The ones they call freinds claim to rat out their truth, remember if they knew all along then they also lied to you. At some point in time he or she that you belived was the one, has wronged you so bad that they feel they must run. If they provide no answars for the questions youve asked, then the truth that they hide would have had you dump them real fast!! Bask in solitary moments and give yourself peace. They may have said it was all you, but the blame isnt yours in the least. And when your mind calms down enough to comprehend that fact, be sure that youll soon get your life back on track. Let them live out their lies, because though feelings were hu

Jade's Dirty Diamond Crew Members List ( Must Fan/add/rate/comment All To Join
EACH WEEK, I'LL DO A PIMPOUT, ONE MEMBER A WEEK, ALONG WITH COMMENTS,BLOG,GIFTS...this is for guys & girls!! DIAMOND. The mere mention of the word fills the mind with a multitude of concepts and images. Diamond is a mineral, a natural crystalline substance, the transparent form of pure carbon. Diamond is something superb, the peerless "king of gems" that glitters, dazzles, and symbolizes purity and strength. Diamond is for engagement and the 75th wedding anniversary, for a commitment to never-ending love. Diamond is indomitable, the hardest surface known. Diamond is exotic, formed in Earth's interior and shot to the surface by extraordinary volcanoes. A diamond is likely the oldest thing you will ever own, probably 3 billion years in age, fully two thirds the age of the Earth. ™JÁÐÊ™ØWÑÊR & DJ @§WÊÊTWÁTÊR§~FU-WIFE TO SMOKEY THE BEAR*@ fubar ♥ Be@uTiFuL DiS@StEr ♥@ fubar ♥Ironica**Death Angel♥Byte me!!!/Fu-Wifey Of M

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Jades Dirty Diamonds
EACH WEEK, I'LL DO A PIMPOUT , ONE MEMBER A WEEK,A RANDOM GROUP PIMP OUT BULLETIN, ALONG WITH COMMENTS,BLOG,GIFTS(RANDOM AND WHEN IT'S UR WEEK TO BE PIMPED OUT...this is for guys & girls!!THOSE THAT DON'T KEEP ME AND ALL MEMBERS ADDED & FANNED WILL BE REMOVED, THIS CREW IS ABOUT SHOWING SUPPORT & LUV , THE FUBAR WAY, THANX ALL. HUGZ. DIAMOND. The mere mention of the word fills the mind with a multitude of concepts and images. Diamond is a mineral, a natural crystalline substance, the transparent form of pure carbon. Diamond is something superb, the peerless "king of gems" that glitters, dazzles, and symbolizes purity and strength. Diamond is for engagement and the 75th wedding anniversary, for a commitment to never-ending love. Diamond is indomitable, the hardest surface known. Diamond is exotic, formed in Earth's interior and shot to the surface by extraordinary volcanoes. A diamond is likely the oldest thing you will ever own, probably 3 billion years in age, fully two thirds

Jaded Bunny
(The goal for 2009 is to do the Easter Egg Hunt the way it should be done - I will either find the energy or fake it; either way THERE WILL BE HIDDEN EGGS!!! - Amen...) Tuesday, April 18, 2006 There's something to be said for being the "baby" of a family four children with huge gaps of time in between the births - your mother is a worn out wreck of life's ups and downs, and she's been the Easter Bunny for way too long. I've been the Easter Bunny for 26 years. I did a great job of hippity hopping along the bunny trail for 25 years. This year was different. The easter eggs were painted, the tables for the family feast gaily decorated. So far, so good. Night time came, exhaustion set in. I went to bed with the eggs unhidden, the family tradition of the Easter morning Easter Egg hunt unprepared. My husband woke me up at 3:00 a.m. - "Honey, we need to hide the eggs." I mumble through drool and bad breath "Thas ohkay, I do *slight snore, startle back awake* laaeer." Longer sno

Jade Goody
LONDON – Jade Goody, a dental assistant turned reality-TV star whose whirlwind journey from poverty to celebrity to tragedy became a national soap opera in Britain, died of cervical cancer Sunday at the age of 27. Goody gained fame at 21 in 2002 when she joined the reality television show "Big Brother," in which contestants live together for weeks and are constantly filmed. Loud and brash, she became a highly divisive star — initially mocked as an ignorant slob, then celebrated as a forthright everywoman by a hungry tabloid press. It was a pattern of praise and condemnation that followed Goody for the rest of her life. She became a national touchstone who sparked debate about race, class and celebrity. During filming of a celebrity version of "Big Brother," in the summer of 2008, Goody received a diagnosis of cervical cancer by telephone from a doctor in Britain. The camera captured the deeply personal moment, which was shown repeatedly on TV. The progress of her illness wa

Jade And Adriana In Lesbo Action
Hot 18 ears old girls Jurassic Cock, Real Ex Girlfriends, Pimp... Young teens hook up with dirty old men Girls give deepthroat blowjob Incredible horny slut taking the cock deeper Face fucked with a hard cock and penetrated Giant cock start the war Stripper pole mommy honey west Real ex-girlfriends A lot more sexual than the college coeds

Jaded
Where to start, or maybe its the end. Dont know. You go threw life always second guessing yourself. Trying to figure out the right way to go. Why is it no matter which way you go it always seems like your going in the wrong direction. So which one is the right way? Ive never know love so dont know what its like to lose it. Is this emptyness that im always feeling or is this how im supposed to spend my life. Always helping others, making sure they dont lose there love, but never seeing mine. How can i sit here and give others addvice about matters of the hart when it doesnt seem that i have one. Everyone around me seems to have found it if not right now at least once in there lives. I dont know. People tell me try hard, it will come. What ever im done trying. With every day i feel myself becoming more and more cold harted. I wouldnt say i was jaded because in order to be jaded you have to of gone threw something to put you there. Well i suppose im feel i have been jaded by life so guess

Jade
When my heart goes to sleep,You are on my mind.Your beauty amazes me,Forever on my mind.I would love you near me,But I know it will never be.Even as just a friend,I hope you will always be.You are in my heart,And will never leave.And in my friendship, You can always belive.

Jade
Time stands still, the wanting, the dreaming, the never ending bliss,the warmth of everything inside concealed with a kiss,passion and words can always prevail,when you have someone to release you from hell,The skin so smooth, so unappreciated, unwanted,And yet still so divine and mesmerized,and bruised,she waits.... Will you release her from the torment she has suffered for so long,will you bring her back from all the people that have done her wrong,Made her feel empty, unwilling, captured, unfree,give her a your emotion, touch, your kiss, you longing to be,A friend, a soul as one, a everlasting life of bliss and harmony with you,Will you give it to her like she so willing gave you,she hates.. Only wanting a simple kiss, or a hug,She only wants to be loved,Yet you hurt her, she wants nothing more,she calls to you, you are the one she adores,when you left, it torched and burned her heart,she cries now, you tore her world apart,She dies... Slowly she drifts away from reality, she sta

Jaded Lover
Time stands still, the wanting, the dreaming, the never ending bliss,the warmth of everything inside concealed with a kiss,passion and words can always prevail,when you have someone to release you from hell,The skin so smooth, so unappreciated, unwanted,And yet still so divine and mesmerized,and bruised,she waits.... Will you release her from the torment she has suffered for so long,will you bring her back from all the people that have done her wrong,Made her feel empty, unwilling, captured, unfree,give her a your emotion, touch, your kiss, you longing to be,A friend, a soul as one, a everlasting life of bliss and harmony with you,Will you give it to her like she so willing gave you,she hates.. Only wanting a simple kiss, or a hug,She only wants to be loved,Yet you hurt her, she wants nothing more,she calls to you, you are the one she adores,when you left, it torched and burned her heart,she cries now, you tore her world apart,She dies... Slowly she drifts away from reality, she sta

Jaded
Blood is red Feelings are blue My heart I followed Then I fell for you Now hear I stand Broken hearted again All in all in the end Ill move on within Blood is red Feelings are blue This is the end And o ya fuck you

Jaded And Faded
Drowning in sorrow swimming in painStopped for a minute to get out of the rainMan when they say it pours theyre not fuckin' kiddin'Seems like every little piece of happiness is fuckin' hiddenWhen I found her I was a little under the thumbMy body was twisted and my mind was numbIt took a rip of the heart to get me out of it allWhich was one good note before a huge fallI had to break before I could fix all of meI had to invent a me for the world to seeOne side angry one side gladOne side empty One side madInside there's darkness and on my face a smileThis story could go on for the longest mileThe real truth is I don't know meWhat I see is what they want me to beNot sure they're wrong or that I'm rightI just want some relief tonightI pray once for some peace of mindI pray twice for happiness to findI pray thrice and then I'm doneTime to pick up into a full blown runGet the fuck out and away from hereThough I have to admit my biggest fearNo matter where I go it'll find me waitingFind me br

Jadzia A Lady Of Distinction
I have met this wonderfully delightful lady. I know her as Jadzia. She is kind and most importantly she understands my feelings. i spent months searching online for a suitable lady to just speak with. To flirt, but not to get so out of hand I need to wash my fingers from the dirty Cyber. There is a time and a place, I will admit that. I hope for the best in the future as we get to know each other. We have our boundries and we respect them fully.

Ja, Fysst Så Vil Je Nevne Min Stilling Og Min Stæinn:
Ja, fysst så vil je nevne min stilling og min stæinn: Alf Prøysen var født med et lite heldig navn. Han var av husmannsfolk, men garden som familien kaltes opp etter, Prøysen, leder tankene til nazisme. Som vi har sett har Prøysen ingenting overhode med nazisme å gjøre. Dessuten hadde han fornavnet Alf. Det leder tankene mot alver og noe åndelig. En umulig kobinasjon tilsynelatende, og slikt lages det diktere og nasjonalhelter av. Selv om han selvfølgelig egentlig var homofil etc. je står og svarve hatter i Salomo sitt læinn. Prøysen var aldri kristen. Han var mer opprører enn som så og kan kanskje på ett plan regnes som kommunist. Men vi kan gå utfra at i spenningen mellom det åndelige fornavnet hans og det nazistiske etternavnet kom han i konflikt med jødenes skjebne. Han kan ha følt et ansvar der, ettersom vi alle jo er jødehatere, jødene også virker det som, og at han ikke kom unna Bibelen med sitt åndelige navn. Det spesielle er at en av de få tekstene som omhandle

Jager My Poison
Jager.......... What can I say it's the shit!!!!!! Makes your world fall to pieces but feel amazing the whole time!!!!!!!!!! I love the shit BUT ya know it's the ONLY thing that can give me a hangover... Jagerbombs!!!!!! mmm tastey but lethal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But still I say Ill shoot those all day all day Vin where you at?!?!?!?!?!?!

Jagermeister. Nooooo.
Jagermeister. How I despise thee. You know, I think that the demon that masquerades as a drink - Jagermeister, to the uninitiated - probably owes me about a days worth of memories. I drink the stuff, although I know not why, and once I do, bam - may as well hit me on the head with a copy of forgetfulness for experts (hardback edition) as it's lights out for the brain for the rest of my might. Seriously. I've fallen asleep under a flyover, only to wake up with an alsatian chewing my hand. It can get that bad. And yet...time and time again, I find myself coming back to it. It is my secret shame, it is an evil vice, it is the death of hope and memories...but I loves you Jagermeister, I surely do. Although if you show me a bottle now there's a chance I would faint. The Jagermeister is dead...long live the Jagermeister. Hail!

Jagermeister
* * * A Special Word About Jägermeister * * * Jägermeister (German for master of the hunt in the sense of "expert" or "committed" hunter) is a strong (70-proof; 35%) liqueur flavored with herbs (similar to Danish stomach bitters such as Gammel Dansk or the Hungarian Unicum). The exact list of the 56 herbs used is kept secret. Although licorice is a major component of its flavor, it is not as predominant in Jägermeister as it is in true licorice-flavored liqueurs. Contrary to the urban legends, Jägermeister contains neither deer blood[1] nor opium. There has also been a song entitled 'Jagermeister' by a Swedish band called 'AJ & The Gays' (Anton & Julius). Jägermeister is the main product of Mast-Jägermeister AG. The company's headquarters are in Wolfenbüttel, south of Braunschweig, Germany. The company was founded in 1878 by Wilhelm Mast. In 1934, the recipe for the herbal liquor was developed, and the product was introduced to the German market in 1935. The original purp

Jager Will Fix It
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Jage(r). Jage(r) is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Jage(r) can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Jage(r) almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Jage(r). Jage(r) may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Jage(r). However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, n

Jager For My Thought... Shots Of Jager For All My Thoughts
So I had an interesting conversation with a gentleman that was surprisingly pretty dang hot. I kept an eye on him as he walked past me at security check... then noticed he was in the same terminal... noticed him glance over at me... anyhow, luck would have it we were seated next to eachother... but I'm getting side tracked. He told me to never say never.... I couldn't get that thought out of my head... what the hell, you say never when you say never say never. To me it's like asking me what came first the egg or the chicken, or how much can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I hate those euphuisms.... hmmm, I am thinking tomorrow is Friday, I'm in Nashville I've got this hot guy staying at the same hotel... I'm going out for drinks tomorrow to ponder on this drunk.

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Jager Time
Tonight is the first night in over a month that I'm going to a decent party. I can't wait to see how this goes :) Nothin but bombs and beer. I haven't "busted a move" in quite some time, so here comes the jager!

Jager Night
Well Jager Night was a blast as usual. Amazingly, I didn't wake up with a hang-over ;) It was nice to see the old friends and new faces. It was definitely worth the wait. I suppose the party was near over around 3:00 a.m. Next time, I think we'll invite a new game to the party...Pong...Most definitely ;)

Jag Förstår Inte
ja den här sidan är ganska konstig alla fisar ju bilder på sig själv halv nakna eller ej ganska patetiskt endå att alla ska hålla på som dom gör är helt onödigt lixsom samt smått störande lixsom.. aajaaja...

Jagged
Tapping to the drummer in your head Dancing inside because the pain has a rhythm Twitching madly tormenting my heart with hope Not being what anybody wants Pretending not to care Dieing momentarily in a mindless lapse Continued torture of my emotions Red rubies flowing in a cascading waterfall Hitting jagged rocks of life Cutting hopes into nothingness Time flies away from you never wanting to return.

Jagged Edge - Goodbye
Sometimes... What may be the best thing for you to do Sometimes it the hardest thing for you to do And thats real Cause I know that I love you I know how I feel about you But I also know that don't make everything alright And for that reason I gotta say goodbye Tell me have you ever been in a Situation where the best thing you could do Is the hardest thing you've ever done But you try to do whats right And I know that deep down inside That I really wanna be there by your side But I can't stand to see you cry Not when its because of me And its over, I'll never love another I'm always thinking of her, I'm doing this because of her Don't wanna say goodbye I don't wanna let her see me cry Looking out the window and wondering why Did we have to say all those things that we said last night Baby I don't wanna say goodbye So I'm just standing here wondering why Just don't like to see when you cry So I'ma say goodbye If you think I cause I packed your stuff T

Jagged Edge - Let's Get Married
Jagged Edge - Let's Get Married Lyrics See first of all I know these so-called playas wouldn't tell you this But I'm gonna be real and say what's on my heart Let's take this chance and make this love feel relevant Didn't you know I loved you from the start, yeah When I think about all these years we put in this relationship I knew we'd make it this far? When I think about where I would I be if we were to just fall apart And I just can't stand the thought of leving you Meet me at the altar in your white dress We ain't getting no younger, we might as well do it Been feeling all the while girl I must confess Girl let's just get married I just wanna get married Meet me at the altar in your white dress We ain't getting no younger, we might as well do it Been feeling all the while girl I must confess Girl let's just get married I just wanna get married Said I done it all But frankly girl I'm tired of this emptiness I wanna come home to you and only you Ca

Jagged Little Pill
Dancing under the strobe lights I’m having so much fun I wish they would have told me That it’d only just begun What started as a girl’s night out Had ended in disaster Soon they’ll find my lifeless body Underneath some fallen plaster In the middle of this dance floor At an out-of-control rave A few guys approached us With eyes showing a crave With the guys we took a walk We didn’t go very far We just walked around the block And into their shiny black car One guy took out a small box It contained small white pills

Jagged Pieces
THE DEMISE OF MY HEART FALLS INTO A DEEP DARK PLACE PAIN AND ANGUISH DISTORTS THE FEAR AND TERROR THAT RIPS ACROSS MY FACE SHATTERED, JAGGED PIECES OF A LIFE A PERSON TORN APART, THAT ONCE WAS ME THE DREDFUL FEELING OF BEING ALONE NO ONE TO TURN TO, NOWHERE TO GO AGONIZING SEREING FEAR, LEAVE ME BE HELP ME PLEASE, I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE TEAR AWAY THE TIES THAT BIND PULLING, SLOWLY SLIPPING AWAY HURRY REACH OUT, TAKE MY HAND, FIND

"jagged Edges"
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You m

Jagged Edges.....something To Think About
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaimingthat he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowdgathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There wasnot a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the mostbeautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud andboasted more loudly about his beautiful heart.Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said "Whyyour heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the youngman looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full ofscars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces putin, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges.In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces weremissing.The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, theythought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its stateand laughed. "You must be joking," h

Jags Are Rad!
This momma jaguar, named Lolo, is playing with her new cub at the Jordan Zoo. The mother is a melanistic, which is why her coat is black and different from her spotted baby. You can tell by her face that she’s still adjusting to being bitten… constantly… "How long must I endure this?" "These spots won't come out!" "ATTACK!!!" I will scratch your freakin eyeballs out kid..." "Help...." "OMG dude... you'll been biting and clawing me for e 6 hours.... stop it." "Kill me... "

The Jaguar
The Jaguar The South American name "jaguar" means carnivore that overcomes prey with a single bound." One Indian myth says that the jaguar acquired its beautiful spotted coat by dabbing mud on its body with its paws. These spots easily distinguish the jaguar from other big cats like lions and tigers. Jaguars have very large paws and a broad head with powerful jaws. The jaguar often kills its prey by piercing the skull with one swift bite. It does not roar like a lion. Instead, the jaguar grows, snarls and makes deep grunts. Those with this totem have a good command of language although their words can have a tendency to cut, tear and shred others apart. Learning proper communication skills is important for those that hold this medicine. The jaguar's powerful limbs carry them for hundreds of miles searching for prey. It is an agile climber and shows us how to attain goals through flexibility and steadfastness. Unlike many other big cats, the jaguar has no

Jah
Jah is often used as a shortened form of the reconstructed Tetragrammaton.[2] The Tetragrammaton is often translated (especially in older English versions of the Bible) by use of the term "Lord", and the word "Hallelujah" by the phrase "Praise ye the Lord" (Psalm 104:35 KJV and footnote). Thus, partially translated and partially transliterated[clarification needed], the term could be rendered "Praise Jah." With the rise of the Reformation, reconstructions of the Tetragrammaton became popular. The Tyndale Bible was the first English translation to use the anglicized reconstruction. In the original text of the Hebrew Bible, "Jah" occurs 50 times, 26 times alone and 24 times in the term "Hallelujah". In the King James Version of the Bible it is transliterated as "JAH" (capitalised) in only one instance: "Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: extol him that rideth upon the heavens by his name JAH, and rejoice before him". (Psalm 68:4) An American Translation renders the Hebrew word as

Jaha Is Hosting His First Contest - Most Creative Salute
This may have been done in the past, but as of right now I can't find anything on CT that is the same. I do respect other members so I checked first. That said, I will be taking submissions for your most CREATIVE salute. 1. This does NOT have to be approved by the bouncers, but it should be legit by community standards. 2. My fiancee, Bella, is a graphics art and design major. She can tell if a photo has been digitally altered. NO PHOTOSHOP FAKES 3. This will be an interesting point system. Ratings are weighed DOUBLE, 1 point per comment, 2 points per rate. 4. Any rating is a point, so please, knock off the down-ratings. 5. You may promote this contest ANY WAY possible. Blasts, stickies, happy hours (that a little extreme, but plausible), blogs, MuMMs (be respectful of people though). Please leave a comment on this bulletin, leave a Private Message, or a shout to submit. I will not rip your photo (i find that disrespectful) or try to guess what you want to use.

Jaha The Chicken
Ya Know I’ve seen a lot on here and let me tell ya, some people are ju8st chicken shits…. They come to my profile run their fuckin mouth NOTE: while I’m not here… then they block me… If you got something to say, say it while I’m here. Not just run your mouth and then block me. You want to be a man... well stand up and hear what I have to say. Grow some balls and face me. By you running your mouth and blocking me is fuckin chicken shit. Don’t pull this shit with knowing what I do or I think YOUR NOT GOD YOU DON’T KNOW ME! If you want to put lies in your mouth at least have some nuts to back them up and have proof… Check your fuckin page you pussy… MAIN PAGE 3 PICS! Did I go through your fuckin blogs … NO… did I down rate you NO… So much for wishing you good luck … now you can go fuck yourself and right now I’m going to do EVERYTHING to fuck you over since you felt the need to say

Jaidee Is Home!
So my dog went missing Saturday. She wasn't called in until Sunday. The lady that had her "restrained" called because she tried to eat her cat. She also insisted that her collar (which had my address written in the inside of it) was hers, and she needed to take it off of her before she would let animal control take her. She is also pure bred, and microchipped. The lady that collected her claimed to have scanned her, but found none. The shelter decided that they could hold my dog (which was TAKEN out of my yard) hostage until I paid them 121 dollars to retrieve her. They gave her shots (which she had already been given on July 22nd, and if they had properly scanned her microchip, would have gotten all that information before giving her more), and another rabies vaccination (which was fine, because she was due in 2 weeks anyway). I had to call my bank to release my funds, so I could go find a service center (I'm a credit union member) to be able to get them. Luckily, all that happene

Jai Got Deleted
Soo...as most know, some POS made a fake profile named Russian Slutt, using hideous spelling and grammar, which indicated that it wasn't indeed me. That person put up my real name and some of my private personal info. I am not ashamed of anything I do, but it was put in...rather crass definitions. Then "it" proceeded making a racist mumm, which if you know me...I might hate Obama and welfare, but I certainly don't judge anyone because of their skin color and hate when people do that. So...based on the nature of the information that they have put on the fake page, it was someone who knew me very well, someone I talked to on the phone. And...it was NOT Jai! I am almost 100% sure he wouldn't do something vicious like that. And another person came to mind... someone I used to talk to, and who knew all that info. While talking to that fake persona, I addressed him by his "real" Fubar name, trying to throw him off. Not even 15 minutes later, that person called me on the pho

Jai Ho ! You Are My Destiny - Pcd
"Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)" Jai Ho!I got shivers when you touch my faceI'll make you hot, get all you gotI'll make you wanna say(Jai Ho! Jai Ho!)I got fever running like a fireFor you I will go all the wayI'm gonna take you higher(Jai Ho)I'll keep it steady, cause steady is how I do it(Jai ho!)This beat it heavy, so heavy you're gonna feel it(Jai Ho!)You are the reason that I breath(Jai Ho!)You re the reason that I still believe(Jai Ho!)Your are my destinyJai ho! Oh, oh, oh, oh(Jai Ho!)No, there is nothing that can stop us(Jai Ho!)Nothing can ever come between us(Jai Ho!)So come and dance with meJai ho! OhYou and me, its destinyCatch me, catch me, catch meC'mon, catch me, I want you nowI know you can save meYou can save me, I need you nowI am yours forever, yes foreverI will followAnyway, and anywhereNever gonna let go(Jai Ho!)Escape away. I'll take you to a placeThis fantasy of you and meI'll never lose the chase(Jai Ho!)I can feel you rushing through my veinsThere's an ocean in m

Jail V. School
I did not write this. In prison: you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. In school: you spend most of your time at a desk that sticks to your butt. In prison: you get three meals a day. In school: you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In prison: you get time off for good behavior. In school: you get rewarded for good behavior by being called the teacher's pet. In prison: a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. In school: you get locked out of your classroom from the inside. In prison: you can watch TV and play games. In school: you get detention for playing games. In prison: you get your own toilet. In school: you have to share and wait your turn in line. In prison: they allow your family and friends to visit. In school: you cannot even speak to your family and friends. In prison:you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. In school: you spend most of your time wanting t

Jail Vs. Work
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoner

Jail Time
Thankfully I avoided jail time again. This case , is taken care of but I still have another on the 8, 25, 26. Cross your fingers, though the only one they can throw me in jail for is on the 8 but I am working on getting those charges dismissed.

Jail In Mexico Sounds Like Fun
Wednesday, January 31, 2007 MEXICO - A B.C. construction worker jailed for more than two years in Mexico over a building contract that went sour says he's been wrongly imprisoned by a corrupt system. "Get me out of here," a frustrated Peter Kimber said yesterday from his prison cell in Huatulco, where he suffers from kidney problems and other ill health. He said he has endured dozens of beatings and atrocious conditions because he can't pay bribes to get out. "I want somebody to actually help save what's left of my life," he said. "I've tried it on my own for two years and four months. There's absolutely no way for a human being to fight against these people legally." Kimber, 44, lived in Mission before moving to Mexico in 2001 with his then common-law wife, her four daughters and his three children from a previous marriage. He said he was arrested on Oct. 15, 2004, after a couple from the U.K. reneged on a contract to have Kimber build them a home. He said Kevin an

Jail Time Story
Alright, The time has come once again kids for another Lance Rant ( croud claps) Just an Update for all you out of contact people, I am joining the army, I know I know, it's fuckin' lame, but fuck you, I gots to do whats I gots to dos.... On anohter side note...In 2 days, March 4th at 8:00am I will be turning myself in to county jail for a term of 4 months....or 120 days how the fuck ever you wanna look at it. For those of you asking why am I going to jail, I must serve 4 months in order to get my 3 year probation ended as well as my 52 weeks of anger mangment.... So I won't be calling some of you nor seeing some of you for a long while, Sorry sorry, BUT if you wanna send naked picturwes of yourself to me in jail so I can have jerk off metrial ...YAY....NAKIE PICTURES!!!! But I love you all, you crazy crazy cum guzzling fucks. Give me a call in the next 48 hours to get you last late night Phone sex with lance w00t w00t... (760) 712-7624...

Jail Time
As you all know I work in a jail. At first it seemed as though you were babysitting a bunch of over grown males . What I didn't know was the mental stress these ppl lay on you . But regardless I still love my job and hope to continue it . I want so much to take it further. There are some funny men in there . Those are the ones that help ur day go by fast . Some of them just kill me , You can definately tell which ones have been locked up for a while . Every female they see , they think shes rocking . You can only imagine some of the comments they send my way . I have to laugh at them. We got some new ones in last week and Lord the jail they came from apparently didn't give a shit about the drugs they pumped into there system . If this one guy would have remained at that jail , he wouldve died in a lil over two wks . Then they come here we take them off of all the bad stuff and man do we have Chaos . Its crazy , they want their meds back , they are detoxing so that makes them really nut

Jail
This is Pinky's sister. My big sis has asked me to post this blog to get a few addresses. She would like to write a few certain friends. She is unfortunatly doing a year in prison. If Scott (Sarrogate Savior), David (Blokhed), and Shane world not mind going to her myspace page and leaving her a message with your address she would really appreciate it. So she can write to you. Her myspace is www.myspace.com/always_think_pink. I check her myspace more often than this account. Or if you would like to leave the message to me I am the top person on her friends. As soon as my sister makes it to a yard I will post her address as a blog. Thank you

Jail Journal Part 1 Of 2
*Part One of Two* .....March 29th 2007 11:02pm....... Hello, goodbye, that's all my brain says to me...I'll mutter some meaningless saying, and yet all I get is hello...goodbye. Little white lines kissing my face, telling me to stay low...BUT I'M GOING TO WAR MAN! charles in the Trees! LOOK OUT BELOW!!....BAM?!?...nope, it's a Dud...Ugh! not a dud!...How can that be?!?! I Rolled the Dice dammit!, I got a 13! wait wait, I hear the dinner bell ringing, ding ding ding!...so it's up my nose with a rubber hose. STTTTOOOPPP! my face!!! this isn't my face, TAKE IT BACK, I WANT A REFUND!!! now I fall to the floor, kicking and screaming "give me more, give me more!"...ZOOOOOM! a bullet hits the wall "RAAAR!" it's a stack of bed sheets that's shooting at me, so now I'll Jump on my camel! "AHH LaLaLaLa!!!" I let out my war cry! "AHHH LaLaLaLa!!!!"....Wait....Why does a mother fucker ride a camel anyway?......Ah hell, time flys when your s

Jail Paris Hilton Petition
There's an online petition asking for people to stand up for Paris and get her charges dropped, or let her go free, or some bs like that. Read it below, it's HILARIOUS. http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/ And it says: To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic "House of Wax". In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer. As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with

Jail Journals Part 2 Of 3
Part 2 or 3 Thursday April 12th 11:41 Pm Jesus Christ man! Today was fuckin' Lame, I slept 75% pf the day, the other 25% was spent talking to a few other inmates about music, Reading the new paper, taking a showerand My ever so charished PooP...Fuck man, taking a Doo-Doo once every day or two in jail, fuck, it becomes the highlight of the day, it's like, You're kicking back, talking about nothing, Then out of nowhere you feel the dookie form, FUCK! you get all excited, you start to Smile wide, Inform the other you're gonna go take a dump...then, BAM!! they look at you in Aw, all of them envyious of your pooping power, I start to walk in slow motion twords the bathroom, Cheers from the inmates are yelled, they run up to shake my hand, streamers of toilet paper fly across the air...Whoa!....Kinda went off in Dream land for a second...nontheless, it was a nice poop, today we got to change our "whites" ( shirts, underwear, socks and towels and sheets) MmMm cleeaaannn undies..another

Jailed Slut Paris Hilton Plans On Opening Home For Female Prisoners
Super slut Paris Hilton is on the loose again !Paris Hilton plans to open a home for former female prisoners.The hotel heiress, who is set to be released from California's Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood tomorrow and has spoken to jail doctors and officials about setting up a safe house for newly released inmates.Paris is quoted by E! News as saying: "I'm lucky enough that when I leave prison I have a home to go to and a family that loves me. A lot of girls in here don't have that option. They go back to the streets."I want to help build a transitional home so that when inmates leave here they have somewhere to go. These women just keep coming back because they have no home to go to." Paris, 26, says her facility would offer former prisoners somewhere to stay while they look for jobs and try to find their families. She explained: "It will be a place for them to go get food, clothes and get them up on their feet, especially the mothers. It's just a really bad cy

Jail Sucks !!!!!!
AND HAVING THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE TRY TO KICK YOUR DOOR DOWN WHEN YOURE SLEEPING SUCKS TOO!! AND HAVING 2 GUNS PUT IN YOUR FACE, THROWN ON THE GROUIND, KNEED IN THE BACK AND HANDCUFFED SUCKS TOO!! SPENDING ALL DAY IN JAIL WITH CRACK HEADS AND PROSTITUES ....YUP THAT SUCKS TOO!! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I DID ALL DAY!! :(

Jail
my boss where i work is so stupid but he thinks hes not and i eat the food there but he will not just becase of that one time when we did stuff. he makes 75 cents more an hour just for doing less than me, which is very little. i should get a job teaching or in bisness and leave him cold then wed see who runs the show.

Jail
Just as I thought something good was finally gonna happen Robby calls me and says that while he was playing pool last night one of the guys he was woking with was harrassing him he ignored him and continued to play pool...When the bar closed he went to go back to his hotel and the guy jumped him so rather then getting his ass kicked he defended himself and kicked the guys ass...they arrested Robby for it...He has coourt today at one thirty so I just hope the fine and O R or drop it and let him go...the only good thing that has happened so far is Abild the place he works for says he still has a job Damn when it rains on me it floods!

Jail
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, h

Jail Time
On Monday, January 14, 2008, I was arrested for domestic violence against my soon-to-be- ex husband, as well as a felony tampering with a 911 call...well here's the real story: I get home after having an argument with my fiancee, and we were gonna go in the room and talk about our fight. I had told my ex (Kevin) to stay out of it b/c he always likes to get the middle of things. He refused and started up, and of course I started yelling at him. My girlfriend had been calling my phone but I couldnt answer it bc it was just about dead. So Kevin takes my phone from the table behind me and I tried to get it back from him. We ended up wrestling for the phone bc I was going to go in my room and charge the phone so i could call my gf back. He knew the phone was dead, he NEVER specified tht he was going to dial 911, AND he NEVER attempted to DIAL 911...so I dont see how the charge is gonna stick...anyways we continued to fight and i was hitting him tryhing to get him off of me...then when Da

Jail And Bail
Ok there going to be a new get out of fu-jail auction ,starting soon so if ya interested in it guys click yoyo's pic let her know what you are offering to get out and ladies click on aussie's and do the same we like to start auction by 15th it will run 1 week and there a $10,000fubuck entry proudly bought to you by YOYO AUSSIE (repost of original by '!!!_-AUSSIE-_!!!' on '2008-04-03 13:05:13')

Jail Nd Bail Aution Now Open....come Check Out Who Got Busted!!
Jail and Bail Auction is now Open!! Nows Your Chance to Bail Some One Out of Fu-Jail and Own Them. All Bids Start at 20K. Auction ends April 22@noon est. Also be sure to rate them the person with the most rates at the end of the Auction wins a special gift. Look Who Got Fu-Arrested and Needs to be Bailed Out...... 'H ¤ l t . L ³ ƒ † ¥' ώh¦§Ҝεψ_Đ®¦ηҜЇה_@ñģεГ †~†Ð¿ GøThÏ¢†§ø£dî£r†~† Sani Mïkê¥ rubber.duck74 NavySeal Julie CustomizedZ all haterz Woodza

Jail Trustee's
I AM CURRENTLY SERVING WEEKENDS IN THE COUNTY JAIL AND I HAVE NOTICES THAT FEMALES WHO ARE SENTENCED DO NOT GET THE CHANCE OF BEING A TRUSTEE BECAUSE OF SOME THINGS THAT WERE DONE IN THE PAST BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE INSTEAD OF PUNISHING THE FEMALES BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT TAKES 2 TO GET IT DONE, UNLESS SOMEONE CRIES RAPE AND NO ONE DID, BUT INSTEAD THEY SAID OK THE FEMALES NO LONGER GET TO BE TRUSTEE ONLY MALE TO ME THIS SEEMS SEXIST, WHAT DO YOU THINK? I THINK THEY SHOULD ALTERNATE FROM MEN TO FEMALE EVERY OTHER DAY INSTEAD OF JUST PUNISHING THE FEMALE FOR IT, SO SHOULD I WRITE A ARTICLE ABOUT IT, AND HAVE EVERYONE HEAR ABOUT IT AND VOICE THERE OPINION, SO LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK PLEASE....

Jail For 'millionaire Shoplifter'
Jail for 'millionaire shoplifter' Castle hired expensive cars and stayed in luxury hotels A man police dubbed "the millionaire shoplifter" has been jailed for more than two years for money laundering. Kevin Castle, of Nottingham, obtained refunds for shoplifted goods from DIY stores in north-west England and the Midlands, Preston Crown Court heard. Castle was wanted by police forces in Lancashire, Nottingham and Greater Manchester, when he was caught. At Preston Crown Court, Castle, 43, admitted money laundering and was jailed for 28 months. Height boosted Lancashire Police said Castle prompted "a complex and protracted enquiry" with "crimes committed all over the UK" at Homebase and B&Q stores. Detectives believe he was making between £500 and £1,000 a day from as far back as 2004 as he drove around the country claiming numerous refunds. He used a variety of disguises, posing as a electrical engineer, alarm fitter and property developer. The cou

Jail Time
You've been arrested for driving under the influence and put into jail until the next morning when you can go before a judge. The good thing is that you are only in a holding cell and are in your own clothes. Then, of course, there's that gorgeous guard who keeps walking past to check on you. You smile as she makes what seems to be her thousandth time past. You stretch out on the concrete slab with the foam mattress on top of it and the thin plastic covered pillow. You close your eyes and try to fall asleep but the lights are too bright and the mattress is too thin. You can hear her keychain jangle as she comes closer to your cell. You hear the rattle of keys hitting the cell bars and think you finally fell asleep and your fantasy is coming true. You open your eyes as she enters the cell. She sits down on the slab beside you and you give her a questioning look. She grabs the front of your shirt and pulls you toward her and locks her lips onto yours. She slides her tongue into y

Jail Time Journals Part 2 Of 2
Thursday April 12th 11:41 Pm Jesus Christ man! Today was fuckin' Lame, I slept 75% pf the day, the other 25% was spent talking to a few other inmates about music, Reading the new paper, taking a showerand My ever so charished PooP...Fuck man, taking a Doo-Doo once every day or two in jail, fuck, it becomes the highlight of the day, it's like, You're kicking back, talking about nothing, Then out of nowhere you feel the dookie form, FUCK! you get all excited, you start to Smile wide, Inform the other you're gonna go take a dump...then, BAM!! they look at you in Aw, all of them envyious of your pooping power, I start to walk in slow motion twords the bathroom, Cheers from the inmates are yelled, they run up to shake my hand, streamers of toilet paper fly across the air...Whoa!....Kinda went off in Dream land for a second...nontheless, it was a nice poop, today we got to change our "whites" ( shirts, underwear, socks and towels and sheets) MmMm cleeaaannn undies..another Highlite of Jail

Jail Bait!
This is going to be a two part series of what happened yesterday when i suddenly disappeared.......... here are the characters: me =me Jeff= significant other Kim= my driver dad= my dad Dave= Jeff's employee also Kim's husband i am sitting across my dinner table from my dad I just cut him a piece of cake and poured him a cup of coffee... he came over to see how my week was going and occasionally he will help me out at work... So were chatting away about this weeks issues with my work. when i get a phone call from Kim...... Kim: Jeff is being arrested, you need to go pick him up at strathcona trail and strathcona....(such place doesn't exist) Me: Why? and there is no such place Kim;I don't know Dave just called me Me: ill call Jeff Dad: whats going on I hang up the phone..look at my dad think shit....turn to him and say Me: Jeff wants me to call. Dad; ah hows Jeff doing, my friends really like him (happy about Jeff do i break his bubble....no) I then proceed to ind some

Jail Bait .... Part 2
Driving to undetermined location.... when i get a call Jeff: Hi sorry this is the address you have to go to to pay the bail.....601 5th st. Me; You so owe me Jeff: I know.. I have to go... Me:Ill be there in 20 minutes see you soon... Needless to say I have no idea what it takes to Bail someone out.. I have the beautiful Nakita because she puts me in a good mood, despite the circumstances.... Driving around downtown Calgary... what the hell the address is a large hole that they are currently removing what looks like to be the shell of a building.... Great.... texting Witty, texting Seamus.... asking my good bug Hugh (who i secretly want to fu marry) should i really bail him out.....? Fuck of course ill bail him out but his ass better be sore.... Finally after circling a few block radius i realize my boyfriend is a dolt.... There's the courthouse.... its where I'm suppose to go.... Find a parking spot go to the parking pay station.... fuck its broken ....Ill only be a few minu

Jail Bait Part 3
Calling Bank Manager.... ring ring ring Heather (his assistant): Hello me: Hi Heather its Denise I have a problem can you help me out.... Heather: Whats going on Denise, Ill do what i can to help you. Me: I deposited a cheque into my personal account and when i try to make a payment its telling me there's not enough funds in the account..... Heather: Oh let me check.....you hear typing in the back ground) I'm wondering what the hell government account has taken funds out of my account... i don't owe taxes. what the hell is going on......and oh my god please don't ask questions.... Heather: Oh Denise you have a hold on that cheque.... Me: Why I don't have daily limits on my card Heather: Denise that's your business account not that card... Me: Can you release the funds please Heather: I am not sure you usually have to wait 5 business days This is where i decided that i need to tell her my boyfriends in jail thus publicly humiliating me and losing some respect from my busine

Jail
So, yeah, I went to jail for the first time. And the last time. I had like a 5 yr old traffic ticket with an attachment and got pulled over for an expired brake tag and went to jail. (Yes really) This was on Wednesday afternoon. Normally, for something like this, the release would have been same day, but NOOOOOO. I got hauled into jail in St Tammany parish, and the assholes had a paper to release me that they ignored on Wednesday. Then Thursday was a holiday, as was Friday. Then the weekend. I FINALLY got out Sunday (so 4.5 days in jail for running a red light 5 yrs ago). How's that for some shit. Drug dealers get out faster. There was a LOT more that transpired, but there's a few legal issues involved, so that's an entirely different blog for when I'm not inclined to just give the short version. 3 words in my mind all the time now: FUCK THE POLICE.

Jail House Rockin' In Saudi Arabia
So you want to be a rock band in Saudi Arabia. No you don’t. Reports indicate the radical aspects of Muslimism can wind you up in the can for rockin‘. In Saudi Arabia there is the religious police called Mutaween. They go around arresting bands for giving concerts without a permit. Guess what? You can’t get a permit to play rock music. So you think you have it bad here in the good old US of A. Best you think twice about criticizing America. Read the story http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,585779,00.html?test=faces BlastFM is without question rocking the world. Ask them in Croatia. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Jail Time
So got a call this morning at 1am and then another at almost 2 - me being asleep I didn't answer but it seems my ex decided to get shitfaced and shoot off his gun at the apartment he is living at. His landlord was calling me because he told them to make sure I was notified - yea like I want a call about that at 1am. Anyway I finally got over there and managed to get the dog and most of his crap out - landlord kicked him out and judging from the charges he won't be back for a long while. I'm pissed because instead of a nice normal working day I had to spend it getting his shit - which is technially my old stuff I gave to him just to get him to leave - and adding a dog into the house on top of dealing with his mom. Just for kicks I went through his phone - why because I pay for it - and found messages to and from chicks about how they were the love of his life and he was going to sober up etc - at least 4 via text. Do I feel guilty for looking no. Do I feel guilty for sending a mas

Jail Time For Insurance Evaders? Yes, Said Fox News
source: http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2010/04/14/jail-time-for-insurance-evaders-yes-said-fox-news/ Posted by Kate Pickert Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 2:33 pm A little more than a week ago, Tom Coburn did something fairly courageous by political standards. At a town hall meeting in Oklahoma, the conservative Republican senator referred to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi as a “nice lady” and criticized Fox News. (He was briefly booed for the Pelosi comment.) After an audience member mentioned “the possibility of imprisonment” for those who don't buy health insurance, Coburn told her, “The intention is not to put anybody in jail. That makes for good TV news on FOX but that isn't the intention.” (This is true, the reform law expressly prohibits the government from jailing anyone who fails to either obtain health insurance or pay a tax penalty.) Then, last night Fox News's Bill O'Reilly raked Coburn over the coals for his comment about the network. O'Reilly said no one had ever ap

Jaime's Poem!!!
Ok I promised to make a poem for this guy Jaime...he kicks soooo much ass so Im gonna try to make this good!! There's a guy I know who kicks so much ass I get funny feelings like as if I have gass He talks to me sometimes which is kinda cool But I get so nervous it softens my stool He has a great personality which makes me go crazy So sorry Jaime on this poem I got Lazy lol ok sorry i had to be and ass but yeah...its trippy :|...You better like it Jaime!! :-"

Jaime Needs A Gun
What's love got to do with it? And I really mean that. If a man is whippin' your ass on a regular, leave him, call the police, do-it-yourself Home Castration Kit, etc. I am not voicing disdain at the individuals who do not leave abusers immediatly, but common sense tells us that if this person is already proven that they will not stop abusing, then there is really nothing to be done, but a segregation of the two parties. Sticking to the filed charges after he is hauled away would help too.

Jaime Towers From Titanic_tits
A long time I admired her, and today I considered her a personal friend....Her personality shines the internet and brings naughty smiles all over...She its knowledge from her beauty and ways to drive guys crazy around the adults industry..... Welcome to my very first interview, Jaime ( titanic_tits ) ... I am very honor to have you here with me. Helping me show the audience that we are not a just bunch girls we have brains and very good intentions in the way to please...... Here follow my questions for u today are: 1) - What's your view about Multiple Cams and How do u feel about the girls been so vicous about this topic?:titanic_tits answer: well first i can understand some hosts who are not happy with multirooms . everybody have feeling , emotions and experienc, all our experience are differents .. i heard some said it was not fair but i just want to say if we take the image of a house for each host we can t judge about the situation by the "outside house view" my house is with 6 r

Jai No Comment...
Alright, for some strange reason I can't comment or reply to ANYTHING... I get the ole "Bouncer Check", type in the code, hit enter AND... ...it gives me another code. *sigh* Just hope I'm not being hacked again... SO, I'm not ignoring y'all, I JUST CAN'T DO SHIT!!! *pounds forehead on keyboard*

Jaipan Jostles Into Your Kitchen Appliance Segment
Kitchen place makes you prepare all your favorite dishes. When you are surrounded with the proper gadget to execute them, things definitely becomes easier to perform. And when these are from none other than Jaipan, you are sure that your cooking act gets the premium level of servicing from the ace brand in electronic gadget world. After the televisions, sound systems, this time Jaipan is all ready to make its entry in the Kitchen gadget segment. And just like the case, when RightShopping.in came really handy while shopping for the house appliances, once again it has come in action to meet your requirement for kitchen gadget appliances. The respective link at www.rightshopping.in/g/itb.asp?C=Jaipan-Kitchen-Appliances&b=Jaipan&cid=6 is your address point to experience the world of kitchen gadget products, mainly in Water Purifiers and Toasters. It’s a fast lifestyle that always keeps you right on your toes, and the minimum time you spend for your cooking activities, the better. An

J'ai Tellement écouté Cette Chanson...
Did I disappoint you or let you down? Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown? 'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun, Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won. So I took what's mine by eternal right. Took your soul out into the night. It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care. You touched my heart you touched my soul. You changed my life and all my goals. And love is blind and that I knew when, My heart was blinded by you. I've kissed your lips and held your head. Shared your dreams and shared your bed. I know you well, I know your smell. I've been addicted to you. Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. You have been the one. You have been the one for me. I am a dreamer but when I wake, You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take. And as you move on, remember me, Remember us and all we used to be I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile. I've watched you sleeping for a while.

J'ai Trouvé Mon Fléau...
Je me suis perdu dans le passé encore. Penser à la manière de choses trop. La plupart du temps au sujet des femmes dans ma vie. J'ai vu la belladone et ai commencé à apprécier les choses plus simples dans la vie...

Jakarta Hotel Puts $110 Hamburger On Menu
JAKARTA (Reuters) - A hotel in Indonesia is dishing out a hamburger that costs more than twice the monthly minimum wage in some parts of the country. The $110 hamburger offered by the Four Seasons is made of Kobe beef with foie gras, Portobello mushrooms and Korean pears -- served with french fries, of course. They're not exactly selling like hotcakes yet, but the hotel says it has sold 20 of the 1.0 million rupiah ($110.1) hamburgers since they were launched this month. "One burger has 225 grams of Kobe beef. It is so expensive because the flavor is really different," said Erwan Ruswandi, the chief of the restaurant offering the gourmet burger. Reuters Pictures Photo Editors Choice: Best pictures from the last 24 hours. View Slideshow "The calves in Kobe get special treatment ... they drink beer mixed with milk, vitamins and eat pesticide-free grass. We add foie gras and also some Korean pears. We import all the materials, and they are high quality so it is so exp

Jakalope-digging Deep
Reeling me in not afraid To treat me life a fish I can be smooth as I wanna be But it's no guarantee That I'll be better than me Someday instead I'll just keep wanting you anyways And I'll be Be digging deep Reel me in I'll give in Til I win Hold me up I'll dig my hands in Reel me in I'll give in Til I win Hold me up I'll dig my hands in Keep to the surface You'll be A place that I can't breathe Not used to feeling Less than me Less than incomplete You know that I can not drown But it's not safe to be found You throw me away And I'll be Be digging deep Race me to defeat Put it on repeat I'm not done yet Reel me in I'll give in Til I win Hold me up I'll dig my hands in Reel me in I'll give in Til I win Hold me up I'll dig my hands in [guitar solo] Reel me in I'll give in Reel me in I'll give in (Hold me up I'll dig my hands in) Reel me in I'll give in Til I win I'll give in (hold me up, I'll dig my hands in) Reel me i

Jake
"Prison gates won't open up for me", he sings to himself as he finds that he is once again in mechanical restraints. Again, he has been so disruptive,so out of control he has left the officers no choice but to take him down. "God, Why do I do this? Why can't I control myself", He asks. "Knock off the talking!", yells an officer into his room. "Fuck You!" he replies. "God! There I go again," he thinks "Why can't I just quit while I'm ahead?" he wonders. But Jake never does. He constantly pushes his limits, presses the staff's buttons until they come in for him, tired of screaming, kicking doors, banging on his bed. More than willing to put him down and into restraints to quiet him. A counselor appears in the open doorway to his room, motioning to the officer, who had been monitoring Jake from the door, to leave them alone. "What's problem this time, Jake?" he asks, "Are you upset?Things not going your way again? What could it possibly be now?"the counselor asks. Jake repli

Jake's Unanswered Prayer
Jake's Unanswered Prayer Jake, the rancher, went one day to fix a distant fence. The wind was cold and gusty and the clouds rolled, gray and dense. As he pounded the last staples in and gathered tools to go, The temperature had fallen and the snow began to blow. When he finally reached his pickup, he felt a heavy heart, From the sound of that ignition, he knew it wouldn't start. So Jake did what most of us would do, if we'd have been there. He humbly bowed his balding head and sent aloft a prayer. As he turned the key for the last time, he softly cursed his luck. They found him three days later, frozen stiff in that old truck. Now Jake had been around in life, and done his share of roamin'. But when he saw Heaven, he was shocked-it looked just like Wyomin'. Of all the saints in Heaven, his favorite was St. Peter. [Now, this line, it ain't needed but it helps with rhyme and meter.] So they set and talked a spell or two, or maybe it was three, Nobody was keepin' scor

Jake Is A Fucking Goof, Use This Blog In Court
Well the crack smoking goof has the kids till atleast the fall cause a trial cannot be set until then. he has his mommy and girlfriend watching the kids for him cause all he does is smoke crack, snort coke, work and sleep. We were sleeping together until around november when i finally said i cant do this anymore. so then he got pissed cause i got a new boyfriend and had my neighbours and landlord write fake affidavits on me and the judge orderd the kids to him till this all gets settled/ SHows what a fucked up court system we have. I go for full custody caus ei know hes smoking crack and coke ( i didnt bring it up in court cause i was 100% sure i would win anyways since he was never around only to fuck and play xbox 360) and then he gets 2 ppl to write bs about me and he gets them wtf!!! And get this, he goes into my emails and other sites changes my pw and shit so that i cant get into them, then he goes and takes pictures off of this site and uses them against me in court LOL. so now

Jake
Well everyone i was dating the really GREAT guy jake well i thought he was intell he hurt me by telling me he wanted to be with me and then changed it the next day...I really like him and i always will but my family say i can do better...Well i think im going to have to try to move on its going to take awhile but i got to bc he has moved on too so i guess...Im just lettin everyone know that im back to bein a single mom again god i hate men sometimes

Jake Pimped Me Out, Lol
I would like to introduce you to an amazing lady. She is getting close to Godmothering and since she is always here to help others I was hoping you would stop by and show her some love. Rate her pics, rate her stash and lets get her closer to Godmother level. ♡JÁmï€-£¥ÑÑ Real Life G/F Øƒ ϟϟJÁkè the §Ñåkèϟϟ {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar imikimi - Customize Your World

Jake And Jamie Are Awesome
Meet 3 Amazing People!!! These are 3 of our very close friends!! They know what it means to be a TRUE friend!! Here they are in No particular order.............. ~SirRickster~ Big Bro to Jake "The Snake" & Mizz Darny@ fubar > ♥ÐårkÄñgêl ♥ SDMF ♥ £µWï£ê ♥ R/L G/F †ð Ä¢ê ♥FOUNDER OF DARK SOCIETY@ fubar > **Vicki** ~Owner Of The Sweet Spot~G-Spot Leveler~~@ fubar These are great friends to have, which is why you should go Fan, Rate and add them NOW!! While your there... Spank them hard!!! Trust me they really do deserve it!!! This Pimpout brought to you by The One and Only, Jake & Jamie!! Jãkξ Thξ §Ñåkξ Real Life B/F of JΛmîξ £¥Ññ {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar ♥JΛmîξ £¥Ññ♥ R/L G/F of Jãkξ Thξ §Ñåkξ {§hÃÐowLeveler}

Jake And Jamie Are Awesome
Meet 2 Amazing People!!! These are 2 of our very close friends!! They know what it means to be a TRUE friend!! These are great friends to have, which is why you should go Fan, Rate and add them NOW!! While your there... Spank them hard!!! Trust me they really do deserve it!!!They also need to know they are well LOVED !!! I COULDN'T ASK FOR ANYONE TO BE ANY BETTER FRIENDS THAN THEM!!! HUGZZ JAKE & JANIE YOU BOTH RAWK JΛmîξ £¥Ññ R/L G/F of Jãkξ Owned By SirRickster Owner of Rock N Roll Chick@ fubar Jãkξ Thξ §Ñåkξ R/L B/F of JΛmîξ~Owner of HippyChick~Owned by Carolvision@ fubar This Pimpout brought to you by The One and Only, DarkAngel!! ♥ÐårkÄñgêl ♥ SDMF ♥ £µWï£ê ♥ R/L G/F †ð Ä¢ê ♥FOUNDER OF DARK SOCIETY@ fubar

Jake250
Jake250: I wanna cum right in ur hair To Jake250: you're disgusting Jake250: mm I wanna shoot all my warm sticky cum all over ur face and in ur hair..and rub it around with my dick To Jake250: never gonna happen Jake250: mm it would if I were there To Jake250: no. it wouldn't. you disgust me. Jake250: oh it would happen.. if I had to hold you down and force you To Jake250: so you're a rapist? no wonder you're online perving women Jake250: whatever it takes This is just really disturbing to me. Sitting behind the computer seems to make little boys feel invincible. Rape is real. Its not something I find amusing at all. Do the women of the world a favor.. Play in traffic. http://www.fubar.com/6390530

Jake Peavy Has Been Selected
CHICAGO -- Chicago White Sox pitcher Jake Peavy has been selected to replace Los Angeles Angels left-hander C. Wes Welker Jersey .J. Wilson on the AL roster for Tuesday nights All-Star game. Peavy, who lost to Texas Rangers rookie Yu Darvish in online voting for the final spot on the AL team, is 7-5 with a 2.85 ERA for the AL Central-leading White Sox. The 31-year-old right-hander also has four complete games. Wilson, a two-time All-Star, has a blister issue on the middle finger of his pitching hand and is going to use the break to rest. Major League Baseball says Wilson plans to attend the All-Star festivities in Kansas City. Wilson is 9-5 with a 2.43 ERA in 18 starts for the Angels this season. The roster change was announced on Sunday. Vince Wilfork Womens Jersey . This time, however, Spain and Italy are playing for the European Championship and a place in the history books. Wes Welker Womens Jersey . The Argentine star pulled up as he made a run during the teams 1-0 win over Celtic

Jake
R.I.P. Jake ♥ You always had a smiling face and that's how I will always rememeber you. You affected so many people with your genuine happiness and you will not easily be forgotten. You were truly the nicest, kindest, most happiest man I've ever been lucky enough to meet. You were so strong for so long but sometimes the body can only take so much. You are in a better place now where you don't have to go through so much pain anymore. We all miss you so much. My prayers go out to you and your family. May the Lord be with them in this time of sorrow. Rest in peace Jake. ♥ Never take anyone for granted you never know if they will be here tomorrow. Your never promised ;*( Jake honestly was one of a kind guy he went through something some of us won't ever go through and he did it without ever losing touch with his true self and that makes him the strongest person I know!!! Such a fighter and so couragious!!! There was never a day he wasn't smiling or cracking jokes or tryi

Jakies Birthday
Entry for December 29, 2007 On what would have been Jacobs 8th birthday, we gathered as a family to spread his ashes in the ocean at Myrtle Beach SC. It was a beautiful sunny day. The parents all held the box of ashes and set jakie free in the sea. We tossed white roses, the siblings tossed lilies, and the rest of the family had carnations. I dearly miss my baby, but I do know god took him home for a reason. His body was tired and he needed to go. I struggle everyday with it all. I can put it in words and say he is better off, but my heart is not wanting to hear any of it. I have talked to a few people that have lost a child. I have asked them all does it get easier. The answer from all seemed to be no it doesn't, but you learn to move forward. You learn to remember the good times you shared with your child and push through the sadness. I sit here tonight outside looking at the ocean where Jacob loved to lay out on the sand and feel the breeze on his face. The sun warming his

Jakiego Typu Wariant Telewizora Wybrać?
Stoisz przed tak poważnym wyborem, jakim jest nowy odbiornik telewizyjny, a trudno jest Ci się przyznać do faktu, że to dla Ciebie niebyt dobrze znajomy temat? Nie ma się czego wstydzić, a w tym artykule opiszemy mianowicie dwa rodzaje odbiorników tv – plazmowy i telewizor LED.Typ plazmowy istnieje nieznacznie dłużej na rynku niż LED. Spośród nich jesteśmy w stanie też wyróżnić plazmę tradycyjną, czyli PDP oraz bardzo nowoczesny – NeoPDP. Posiadają one niesłychanie dużo plusów, a zwłaszcza warto zwrócić uwagę na doskonały obraz, który przedstawia sobą niesłychanie wiele. Bardzo wyraźne, soczyste kolory, głęboka czerń, tak bardzo zaniedbana w wariancie LCD, co można dojrzeć przez oko osoby, która bardziej się na tym zna. Widzisz zatem, że najróżniejsze mecze czy filmy akcji będą w doskonały sp

Jakked This From Roxie
1. Story behind your Cherrytap song? I love VNV Nation!! 2. What's bothering you right now? Life ahead of me... 3. Where do you live? Florida DESCRIBE YOUR.. 4. Background on your cell phone: Yoshi 5. Jewelry worn daily: No 6. Pillowcase: White and a bit stained...j/k 7. Eyes: Black 8. Sport: Basketball or Icehockey 9. CD In Stereo: Dry Kill Logic 10. Piercings: None yet WHAT ARE YOU.. 11. Thinking about? Angie 12. Listening to? Dry Kill Logic 13. Gonna do after this survey? Chat on AIM 14. Wishing you were doing? Travelling 15. Wearing? Shorts and a tee 16. Wanting? a hug be nice Name something.. 17. You love to do... listen to music 18. You don't ever want to party with... drunk people, they smell like vomit 19. Something you're afraid of? octopus Do you... 20. Do you like candles? yes 21. Do you like the taste of blood? YESSS 22. Do you believe in love? Dunno anymore 23. Do you believe in sou

Jak's Contest Is Needing Pics..
for the creamiest coochie contest...if you or a lady friend has the creamiest pic then cum enter JAK's contest...now with the NSFW rule then if your voter would rate JAK's pics that would be appreciated to help fund the prize pool...

Jalapeno Peppers Stuffed
Ingredients 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened 8 ounces grated parmesan cheese 3 tablespoons chopped jalapeno peppers 2 large egg yolks 2 cups dry breadcrumbs Directions 1 Preheat oven to 350°F. 2 Combine the cream cheese, Parmesan, jalapeño peppers and egg yolks in a bowl and mix to form a paste. 3 Shape a 1/2 tablespoonful at a time into 1/4-inch rounds and roll in the bread crumbs. 4 Place on an ungreased baking sheet and bake for 10-15 minutes or until golden brown. 5 Serve warm . MAY NEED TO PUT IN FRIDGE FOR A FEW MIN. BEFORE TRYING TO ROLL INTO BALLS

Jalepeno Poppers In Beer Batter
15-20 jalapeños 8 oz cream cheese 1/2 cup shredded white cheddar 1/2 cup shredded Monterey Jack batter: 1 bottle of your favorite beer an equal amount of all purpose flour 1/2 tsp paprika (optional) You may want to wear latex gloves when you gut your peppers, a small metal 1/4 tsp spoon also comes in handy. Soften the cream cheese to room temperature. Slice each pepper from the tip to the stem and gently "gut" it removing the seeds and pith. After you have removed as much of the pith and seeds as you can, rinse under COLD water. Leave the stems intact, they make great handles for pulling the poppers out of the oil. After the cream cheese is softened, gently mix in the shredded cheeses until everything is uniformly combined. Stuff the jalapeños. I do it by hand or with a baggie with a corner cut off. Make sure that the pepper can close most of the way after it's stuffed. Preheat the deep fryer, and remember that the oil that you use for this shouldn't be used fo

Jam.
The conversation turned to hard drugs and infidelity.I rolled smoke in my mouth like a baleful godhead, and dropped unseemly heaven.Fist bumps.Trackmarks.Tips and tricks.I felt a longing to shake Keith's left hand, and place my right upon Wrigley.Only after the fact.Keeping score. Fuzzy on the edges.I think I had a moment.I craved.Hungered for the feint, flirt, and fuck.She borrowed my cigarette. She stole my beer.And I could hold her under with one arm.Better to share.Forgive.And prey upon the bitter resolution of youth.Smelled sweet. Like candy collarsand tiny, bursting blossoms.Ruffled in the wind.Traced by the chilly eyes of a serpent, and the overbearing malice of wisdom.Kiss?Fuck?Leave.

Jamaican Jerk Chicken
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr 5 min Makes:6 servings 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 8 medium green onions, sliced (1/2 cup) 1 small red bell pepper, chopped (1/2 cup) 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped 1 teaspoon dried thyme leaves 1 teaspoon curry powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/4 teaspoon paprika 1/8 teaspoon ground red pepper (cayenne) 6 boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1 1/2 pounds) 1. Heat oil in 8-inch skillet over medium heat until hot. Cook remaining ingredients except chicken in oil about 2 minutes, stirring frequently, until bell pepper is crisp-tender; cool. 2. Place chicken and bell pepper mixture in shallow glass dish; turn chicken to coat with pepper mixture. Cover and refrigerate at least 30 minutes but no longer than 3 hours, turning chicken occasionally. 3. Heat coals or gas grill for direct heat. 4. Remove chicken from marinade; discard marinade. Co

Jamaal
Jamaal A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul And as each sound goes deeper, It's YOU that makes me whole There is no corner, no dark place, YOUR LOVE cannot fill And if the world starts causing waves, It's your Devotion that makes them still And yes you always speak to me, In sweet honesty and truth Your voice is what keeps me going, So calming, so smooth So thank you my Love for being there, You gave me your all I'll do the same for you, you know, My dear, sweet Jamaal

Jamaican Shoes
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sanda ls make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, some

Jamacian Fireman
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya now sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station... Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go. From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on debed. When I say, ' Bell three' we's gonna mek luv all tru de night girl." The next night, he came home and shouted, " Bell One" and the wife stripped naked! "Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed! "Bell Three" and they started to make luv! After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four" "WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked. She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE"

Jamaican Chicken Salad And Jamiacan Jerk Seasoning
Makes 4 servings. 1/2 cup bottled fat-free honey-Dijon salad dressing 1 teaspoon finely shredded lime peel 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 2 to 3 teaspoons Jamaican Jerk Seasoning (recipe follows) 2 teaspoons cooking oil 1 (16-ounce) package torn mixed salad greens 16 refrigerated mango slices in light syrup, drained For dressing, stir together salad dressing and lime peel. Rinse chicken; pat dry. Sprinkle chicken with Jamaican Jerk Seasoning. In skillet, cook chicken in hot oil over medium-hot heat about 6 minutes per side, or until golden brown. Thinly bias-slice each chicken breast. Divide salad greens among 4 dinner plates. Arrange warm chicken and mangoes on top of greens; drizzle with dressing. Jamaican Jerk Seasoning 2 teaspoons onion powder 1 teaspoon sugar, crushed red pepper and dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon each: salt, ground cloves, ground cinnamon. Combine ingredients. Store in covered container

Jamaica Anyone?
I can't believe this!!!.. Really I can't!!!But Jodi, owner of SIU.. has a FEB contest... If you have a party in FEB, and it's the highest party in FEB you as the hostess will win the trip to Jamaica with us!!! June 21st-28th .. (you will have to pay for the planeticket)* If you sign onto be a consultant in FEB and submit the most in sales in 30days.. YOU will be able to go to Jamaica wth me!!!HOW AWESOME IS THAT!!!!* YOU CAN GO TO JAMAICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 21st-28thyou will have to pay for airplane ticketsBut this is an all inclusive trip! Everything at the hotel will be paid for!..So if you want to go w/ me.. BOOK YOUR PARTY TODAY!!!or SIGN UP WITH ME in FEB!!!!oooo this is so exciting... Jenniferwww.MyRomanticTreasures.com

Jamaican Pork With Melon
Jamaican Pork with Melon Rated by 8 people Rate This Rate and Comment Create a meal idea 100s of main-dish recipes plus suggestions for simple go-with dishes to make a meal complete. 4 servings Prep: 15 minutes Grill: 18 minutes View Nutrition Facts Ingredients 1-1/2 pound boneless pork tenderloin, cut into 1-1/2-inch cubes 2 small red onions, quartered lengthwise 2 tablespoons roasted peanut oil or peanut oil 4 teaspoons Jamaican jerk seasoning 1/4 of a small honeydew melon, cut into 2-inch cubes 1/2 of a small cantaloupe, cut into 2-inch cubes 1 tablespoon honey Directions 1. Toss pork cubes and onion with oil and jerk seasoning in a medium mixing bowl until evenly coated. Thread eight 12-inch skewers alternately with pork, onion, honeydew, and cantaloupe pieces. 2. Place pork skewers on the lightly oiled of the grill directly over medium heat. Grill for 18 to 24 minutes or until pork is cooked through and no pink remains. Remove from grill;

Jamaican Bus Driver
Ever been to Jamaica..if you have then try reading this..:-P To all the Jamaicans worldwide who continue to keep us laughing! Jamaican Bus Driver. You ever wonder what it would be like if Jamaican buses were set up like airlines, with the flight attendant and captain giving safety instructions? Wonder no further ... Bus driver speaking on the intercom: Welcome to Bus numba 40 running from Papine to Down town Kingston . Please direct yuh attention to di ConDucta who will instruc' yuh on our safety and model features. ConDucta: Hail up massive! We want yuh fi know dat yuh ride pon di safes' bus dat run pon di Papine to Downtown route. The moggle of our bus is a 1980 Encava, own and operate by Rough Rider Transports. Dis moggle can survive any adversities an' cantravasies. As unnu can si dis bus get nuff lick up an' bad man shot it up nuff time an' it still a drive like new! This bus seat up to 55 passenger, howeva, due to fi we commitment to excellent serv

Jamaican Wins The Women’s 400-meter Hurdles Of Olympic
By the way, another Jamaican became an Olympic champion. Melaine Walker powered her way to victory in the 400-meter hurdles, the final event on the track Wednesday night with the Bird’s Nest still buzzing in the afterglow of her countryman Usain Bolt’s dazzling world-record 200. Walker won in an Olympic record and personal best 52.64 seconds, well ahead of American Sheena Tosta, who took the silver at 53.70. Britain’s Tasha Danvers won the bronze at 53.84. Walker broke the Olympic record of 52.82 set by fellow Jamaican Deon Hemmings in 1996. The hurdles final was wide open with world record-holder Yulia Pechonkina of Russia skipping the Olympics because of a heart problem and two-time world champion Jana Rawlinson of Australia out with an injury. Reigning Olympic champion Fani Halkia of Greece was expelled last week after a positive drug test. Walker made it a one-woman race, going out strong, then turning it on down the stretch as Tosta struggled to the finish. After barely surv

Jamaican Jerk Chicken Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 3/4 cup jerk seasoning sauce 2 cups cooked chicken, chopped 4 strips bacon, cooked, crumbled 1/2 cup chopped red onion 1 red bell pepper, cut into thin strips 1 green bell pepper, cut into thin strips 1 1/2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (6 oz) DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet; starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. Spread 1/2 cup of the jerk seasoning sauce over dough to within 1/2 inch of edges. In medium bowl, mix chicken and remaining jerk seasoning sauce; spoon evenly on top. Sprinkle with bacon, onion, bell peppers and cheese. 3. Bake 13 to 16 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese is melted. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 2 to 4 minutes longer.

Jamar
I'm the Type that get my heart broken I'm the type to get upset and cry cause I always keep my heart open Relationships gets gets way to deep for me never got the whole love thing down and someone can say they love me truly I don't belive My mind is gone I'm spinning round i'm losing my grip, this is how i feel I felt I was just a victim And it cut me like a knife When she walk out of life now I got this condition and i got all the symptoms of a boy with a broken heart but no matter what you'll never see me cry cause it's hurting me to let you go was it when we first kissed Maybe cause we spent so much time

Jamaica Opposition Wins Landslide Vote
Jamaica's leading opposition People's National Party won a landslide election, according to preliminary results, in a vote driven by concerns about crime, corruption and poverty.The preliminary results indicated the left-leaning party had won 41 out of 63 constituencies, giving it a resounding majority and showing the door to Prime Minister Andrew Holness, 39, the youngest person to hold the top office. The results were released late Thursday, marc jacobsbut within hours of polls closing local media had called the PNP's victory, and PNP leader Portia Simpson Miller, the designated prime minister, delivered an ecstatic acceptance speech."You will know everything. We will never hide anything from you. Now you have a government you can trust," she told jubilant supporters. Miller, who became the first woman prime minister in 2006 but narrowly lost a reelection bid the next year, promised a "partnership with you, the Jamaican people, a partnership with the private sector, the media and civ

Jambi---------tool
Here from the king's mountain view Here from the wild dream come true Feast like a sultan, I do On treasures and flesh never few But I would wish it all, away If I thought I'd lose you just one day The devil and his had me down In love with the dark side I've found Dabblin' all the way down Up to my neck soon to drown. But you changed that all for me Lifted me up, turned me round So I, I would wish this all away Pray like a martyr dusk to dawn Beg like a hooker all night long Shout to the devil with my song And got what I wanted all along But I I would If I could I would Wish it away Wish it away Wish it all away Wanna wish it all away No price could hold sway Or justify my Giving away, my center So if I could I'd wish it all away If I thought tomorrow, they'd take you away You're my piece of mind, [my Om / my center / my all] I said I'm just trying to hold on One more day Damn my eyes! Damn my eyes! If they should compromise A ful

Jamboree In The Hills
WELL FRIDAY JEREMY AND I ARE HEADED TO OHIO. STARTING MONDAY THE 16TH WHEN WE SET UP CAMP, THE PARTY SHALL BEGIN. THE ENTIRE TIME I AM IN OHIO (13-23) I WILL NOT HAVE ACCESS NOR WILL I BE SOBER ENOUGH TO OPERATE A PC. I HOPE TO SEE SOME OF Y'ALL THERE. IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE A LONE BODY PASSED OUT AGAINST THE GATE CLINCHED TO AN ICECHEST......PICK ME UP AND TAKE ME BACK TO MY CAMPER. THANKS. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=554694&albumid=255722&i=1513562676

Jambalaya Sandwich
Jambalaya Sandwich Ingredients 1/4 pound thick-cut bacon, diced 1 pound pork butt / pork loin, cut into 1-inch cubes 1 pound smoked sausage, cut into 1/2-inch slices 1/2 pound andouille sausage, cut into 1/2-inch slices 1 red onion, chopped 1 cup thinly julienned red bell peppers 1 pound boneless chicken thighs, cut into 1/2-inch cubes 2 celery stalks, thinly sliced 2 cloves garlic, chopped 1/4 cup chopped parsley leaves 3/4 cup plus 1/4 cup chopped green onions 2 teaspoons cayenne, or to taste Salt and pepper 1/2 cup water 2 sourdough bread loaves 1 pound Havarti cheese, thinly sliced Directions Preheat oven to 200 degrees F. In a large cast iron pot or heavy-bottomed braising pan over medium-high heat, cook the bacon until crisp and fat is rendered. Remove bacon and drain on paper towel. Set aside. Add pork to the pan with the bacon fat and cook on medium to high heat until pork is browned on all sides, about 5 to 6 minutes. Add the sausage, onions, and bell

Jamboree
jamboree \ JAM-buh-ree \noun; 1. A carousal; any noisy merrymaking. 2. A large gathering, as of a political party or the teams of a sporting league, often including a program of speeches and entertainment. 3. A large gathering of members of the Boy Scouts or Girl Scouts, usually nationwide or international in scope.

James The Boss And My Mother
Ok since I posted that blog about my mother and what transpired between us, I have needed to let you know the history of Becky and James. James and Becky both applied for the same job, terminal manager of Large Cartage. Large Cartage sucks! Well they were the final two out of all the applicants. They couldn't decide so they made James terminal manager and Becky dispatcher. They were to start up a Memphis terminal for this company. However, they were also told that they already had some business for a memphis terminal. As it all turned out there was no business. That is all I know as fact. The rest is a little foggy. I still have to wade my way through all the bullshit. We all know that my mother is an alcoholic and a pill popper. Now James is an alcoholic. I will admit to drinking a beer or two on the job before, but I also don't have two empty pint bottles in my desk either. My mom has brought tequila up to work with orange juice. Anyway, my mom basically doesn't like J

James Brown
Ah, crap. He was clearly crazy as a loon. His decline both creatively and personally was pretty decisive. And I'm sure that if you knew him, he was an absolute son of a bitch. But he more or less invented soul, defined cool, and had to be a superhero of some kind 'cause he not only got away with wearing a cape but looked so damn good in it. And if there's any doubt as to how relevant he remains, my eight-year-old nephew Jed, who was raised in a home that was not especially hip nor worldly, kept running up to the DJ at a bar mitzvah we were at. Thinking he was playing a game, I asked him what he was doing. He told me, "I'm asking for JAMES BROWN!" And sure enough, the DJ announced, somewhat bemused, "This is for Jed." And he played "Sex Machine." And the 13 year olds, and the 30 year olds, and the 60 year olds all went wild. So long, Godfather.

James Brown Dies
Legendary Singer James Brown Dies at 73 By HARRY R. WEBER, Associated Press Writer 2 hours ago ATLANTA - James Brown, the undeniable "Godfather of Soul," told friends from his hospital bed that he was looking forward to performing on New Year's Eve, even though he was ill with pneumonia. His heart gave out a few hours later, on Christmas morning. The pompadoured dynamo whose classic singles include "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" and "I Got You (I Feel Good)" died Monday of heart failure, said his agent, Frank Copsidas of Intrigue Music. "People already know his history, but I would like for them to know he was a man who preached love from the stage," said friend Charles Bobbit, who was with Brown at the hospital. "His thing was 'I never saw a person that I didn't love.' He was a true humanitarian who loved his country." The entertainer with the rough-edged voice and flashy footwork also had diabetes and prostate cancer that was in remission, Bobbit said. Brown initially see

James Earl Tincher
I can't believe she's finally going to be a mother. My sister, Denise, and her husband, Danny, have been trying to have a baby for four years to no avail. Going through various methods to have a successful pregnancy, they finally were able to carry the little one they have been waiting for after three miscarriages. Denise was diagnosed with a rare blood disease that deterred her best efforts at becoming pregnant. After multiple doctor visits they prescribed a blood thinner to assist in keeping her blood from clotting too much. Giving her a shot in the hip and or stomach, this procedure was repeated three times a day for the entire pregnancy. I don't think I've been as excited as I was waiting for her to give birth to this little angel. The entire nine months that I waited were like I was waiting on a watched pot to boil. I would think to myself that if I have to wait any longer I'm going to crazy from the anticipation. Finally at five o'clock on October 18, 2001 I was called

James 5:5 - So Meaningful!!!
James 5 Warning to Rich Oppressors 1Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming upon you. 2Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. 3Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. 4Look! The wages you failed to pay the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. 5You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter.[a] 6You have condemned and murdered innocent men, who were not opposing you. Patience in Suffering 7Be patient, then, brothers, until the Lord's coming. See how the farmer waits for the land to yield its valuable crop and how patient he is for the autumn and spring rains. 8You too, be patient and stand firm, because the Lord's coming is near. 9Don't grumble against each othe

James
JAMES For the man in my life... For only god could have given you to me... He gave you to me with you being soooo far away... For not even meeting you I knew you were the one...... Your the one in my dreams that I never see your face..... But I know down deep you are him..... The ONE, the SOULMATE...the ONE I've been longing for..... For I pray every night God watches over you and keeps you safe...... I pray he brings you to me safely home...... For if I lose you now I will lose it all.... the love you soooooo carefree,and endlessly give to me... For the man in my life,I LOVE YOU with all my heart and I give it to you.....

James Dean Vs. Elvis Presly.
i have no idea how my dream last night started. all i know is that James Dean and Elvis Presly were sitting next to each other in lawn chairs, both in the same sailor outfit, fighting over who's dick was bigger. i told them i would decide. they both whipped out their giant floppy donkey weiners and James Dean won the prize. go James!

James Arthur Ray (teacher From The Secret) - 4 Videos
LIVE presentations: Another LIVE presentation: Harmonic Wealth Weekend Master of the Entrepreneurial Mindset Animation: Going Three For Three James gives FREE events & teleseminars, you can subscribe to it here: http://jamesray.com/events/free-seminars.php?mail=y

James Doohan
James Doohan From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search This section does not cite its references or sources. Please help improve this article by introducing appropriate citations. (help, get involved!) Any unsourced material that has been or is likely to be challenged may be removed at any time. This article has been tagged since December 2006. James Doohan Doohan in The Twilight Zone, 1963 Birth name James Montgomery Doohan Born March 3, 1920 Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada Died July 20, 2005 (age 85) Redmond, Washington, United States Spouse(s) Wende Doohan (1974-2005) Anita Yagel (1967-1972) Janet Young (1949-1964) Notable roles Montgomery Scott in Star Trek James Montgomery Doohan (March 3, 1920 – July 20, 2005) was an Irish Canadian character and voice actor who is best remembered for his role as Montgomery "Scotty" Scott in the television and film series Star Trek. Doohan's characterization of the Scottish Chief Engineer o

"james! James! James!"
One of my loves is video creation. Here is one of my projects I been working on for a while. Footage based off 2nd series with added custom effects, direction, sound, and many various adjustments. I am currently working on an alternative ending and if i like how it comes out, I might add it to the dvd set I am creating of the series. Due to some upload problems i had to cut the movie into parts A-D. Custom Silent Hill 2 Preview/Trailer Silent Hill 2 Custom Movie Part A (1 of 4) Silent Hill 2 Custom Movie part B (2 of 4) Silent Hill 2 Custom Movie PartC (3 of 4) Silent Hill 2 Custom Movie PartD (4 of 4)

**jamestown's 400th Anniversary** Videos Inside!
On Sunday, May 13, 2007, a choral group made up of 1,607 members and an orchestra made up of 400 members from all over the United States joined together to perform for the 400th Anniversary of Jamestown. This group of people, who ranged in age from 6 to 93 years old, performed for the President of the United States as well as other high ranking officials such as Sandra Day O'Connor. My son's choral group from West Allegheny was in attendance and sang their hearts out! Andrew and his fellow members were in the section right in front of the video screen in the following videos. I am so grateful to the person who videotaped the concert and uploaded it to youtube! I was not able to travel with the chorus, so these videos are so precious to me! I hope you enjoy them! Battle Hymn of The Republic Make Our Garden Grow Shenendoah Shall We Gather At The River Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor America The Beautiful

James Bond, Not Quite Cutting It.
It is very appearent that the new James Bond isn't cutting it. The general James Bond fan doesn't like like cause when he came along 007 changed. After watching the movie (Casino Royale),though I have to say that the writers did a good job preparing for this, I noticed alot of un-James Bond like things happening. But like i said before the writers did a good job. To start off, Bond no longer smokes. This is because Great Britian desided that it isn't good for the children to see. Mean while, its ok to for England to give Knight status to a Homosexual (I have nothing against homo's persanally, but i dont want my kids looking up to one) And isnt being a Knight something that all little English boys look up to? Priorities just don't seem to be setting straight. Ok so Bond doesnt smoke.. no big deal, i can move passed that. The rest of the movie goes on with Bond having some very bad killing practices and isnt the least bit as smooth as the originals. But the creative writing

James Taylor -- Walking Man
I took the laptop with me to work last night. One thing lead to another, and rather then getting as much of my manuscript done as I was supposed planing on, this developed. Watch it all the way to the last dregs of the video. There is something amusing at the very end.

James Blunt - Goodbye, My Lover
Did I disappoint you or let you down? Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown? 'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun, Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won. So I took what's mine by eternal right. Took your soul out into the night. It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care. You touched my heart you touched my soul. You changed my life and all my goals. And love is blind and that I knew when, My heart was blinded by you. I've kissed your lips and held your head. Shared your dreams and shared your bed. I know you well, I know your smell. I've been addicted to you. Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. You have been the one. You have been the one for me. I am a dreamer but when I wake, You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take. And as you move on, remember me, Remember us and all we used to be I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile. I've watched you sleeping for a while. I'd be the father of yo

James 'jay' Eastwood
I'm disgusted that this type of human being drove all the way to wolverhampton to meet me from liverpool, when he already asked someone to marry him, he is not to be trusted!.... HE is a two timing DOG, and he deserve being caught red handed for what he has done..... LADIES.. if this guy approaches u on your profile and wants to be friends and then flirts with u outrageously, then decides to meet up with u, make sure he hasn't already proposed marriage to someone else!. two timing BASTARD

James ; 2 - 26 Verses ; Read
JAMES2;7;Dont blaspheme that Noble name by which you are called? 8; If you really fufill the royal law according to Scripture, You shall love your neighbor as your self,you will do well. 9 ;But if you show partiality . you commit sin, and are convicted by the laws of the trangressors. 10;For whoever shall keep the whole law,and yet stumble, in one point, he is guilty of all. 11; For He who said,do not commit adultry also said, Do not murder. Now if you do not commit adultry, but you do murder, you have become a transgressor of the law. 12;So speek and so do as those will be judged by the law of liberty. 13;For judgement is without mercy to the one who has shown no mercy. Mercy triumpths over judgement. 14;What does it pr

James And Tomi Fowler
Evidence Disputed in Case Against Oregon Corrections Officers Tim King Salem-News.com James Fowler says sexual misconduct allegations against his wife, a corrections officer, were completely fabricated by an inmate. The Fowler family in happier times Photo courtesy: James Fowler (ONTARIO, Ore.) - Two Oregonians who watched over hardcore criminals for a living are in trouble, big trouble, and the fate of these two state correctional officers in eastern Oregon hangs in the balance of a system that has been redesigned to turn on its own, to punish those who oversee criminals. It is a system that may have lost its own direction. The story behind the arrest of Tomi and James Fowler, who worked at the Snake River Correctional Facility near Ontario, has raised a number of questions here at Salem-News.com, primarily through comments left by people who knew this married couple, and say they are being framed. So we decided to look at this particular story more closely.

James Brown - Papa's Got A Brand New Bag
Come here sister.....Papa's in the swing He ain't too hip...about that new breed thing He ain't no drag Papa's got a brand new bag Come here mama....and dig this crazy scene He's not too fancy....but his line is pretty clean He ain't no drag. Papa's got a brand new bag He's doing the Jerk.... He's doing the Fly Don't play him cheap 'cause you know he ain't shy He's doing the Monkey, the Mashed Potatoes, Jump back Jack, See you later alligator. Come here sister Papa's in the swing He ain't too hip now but I can dig the new breed thing; He ain't no drag He's got a brand new bag Oh papa! He's doing the Jerk Papa...he's doing the Jerk He's doing the twist ... just like this, He's doing the Fly ev'ry day and ev'ry night And the thing....like the Boomerang. Hey....come on Hey! Hey.....come on Hey! Hey....says he's uptight...he's out of sight... Come on. See whatcha know. Come on.

James Chapter Verses 5-10
5 EVEN SO ,THE TONGUE IS A LITTLE MEMBER,AND BOASTETH GREAT THINGS , BEHOLD, HOW GREAT A MATTTER A LITTLE FIRE KINDLETH 6AND THE TONGUE IS A FIRE , A WORLD OF INIQUITY ,SO IS THE TONGUE AMONG OUR MEMBERS, THAT IT DEFILETH THE WHOLE BODY, AND SETTETH ON FIRE THE COURSE OF NATURE, AND IT IS SET ON FIRE OF HELL 7 FOR EVERY KIND OF BEASTS ,AND OF BIRDS AND OF SERPENTS AND OF THINGS IN THE SEA, IS TAMED AND HATH BEEN TAMED OF MANKIND 8 BUT THE TONGUE NO MAN CAN TAME , IT IS AN UNRULY EVIL, FULL OF DEALY POISON 9THEREWITH BLESS WE GOD ,EVEN THE FATHER AND THEREWITH CURSE WE MEN WHICH ARE MADE AFTER THE SIMILITUDEOF GOD 6 OUT OF THE SAME MOUTH PROCEEDETH BLESSING AND CURSING ,MY BRETHREN , THESETHINGS OUGHT NOT SO TO BE GOSSIP, BACKBITING , RIDICULE ALL ARE NEGATIVE SPEAKING, WHICH WE HAVE ALL BEEN PART OF , THESE THINGS TEAR DOWN THE THINGS OF GOD , AND THE CHILDREN OF GOD , WE NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE AND FOCUS ON THE GOOD IN EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF TEARING EACH O

James
With all the people in this world that I've known, you are the one who shines through the clouds. You are the one who helps me dream in colour and see in different flavours. You have a beauty within that no one can outshine. And the memory of you keeps you near me. I'll love you until the end of time. I am proud and lucky to know you and have you in my life..

James Chapter 3 Verses 5-10
From my friend cecil jacob 5 EVEN SO ,THE TONGUE IS A LITTLE MEMBER,AND BOASTETH GREAT THINGS , BEHOLD, HOW GREAT A MATTTER A LITTLE FIRE KINDLETH 6AND THE TONGUE IS A FIRE , A WORLD OF INIQUITY ,SO IS THE TONGUE AMONG OUR MEMBERS, THAT IT DEFILETH THE WHOLE BODY, AND SETTETH ON FIRE THE COURSE OF NATURE, AND IT IS SET ON FIRE OF HELL 7 FOR EVERY KIND OF BEASTS ,AND OF BIRDS AND OF SERPENTS AND OF THINGS IN THE SEA, IS TAMED AND HATH BEEN TAMED OF MANKIND 8 BUT THE TONGUE NO MAN CAN TAME , IT IS AN UNRULY EVIL, FULL OF DEALY POISON 9THEREWITH BLESS WE GOD ,EVEN THE FATHER AND THEREWITH CURSE WE MEN WHICH ARE MADE AFTER THE SIMILITUDEOF GOD 6 OUT OF THE SAME MOUTH PROCEEDETH BLESSING AND CURSING ,MY BRETHREN , THESETHINGS OUGHT NOT SO TO BE GOSSIP, BACKBITING , RIDICULE ALL ARE NEGATIVE SPEAKING, WHICH WE HAVE ALL BEEN PART OF , THESE THINGS TEAR DOWN THE THINGS OF GOD , AND THE CHILDREN OF GOD , WE NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE AND FOCUS ON THE GOOD IN EACH OT

James Otto- Just Got Started Lovin' You Lyrics
You don’t have to go now honey Call and tell ’em you won’t be in today Baby there ain’t nothin’ at the office So important it can’t wait I’m thankful for the weekend But two days in heaven just ain’t gonna do This is gonna take forever darlin’ Girl I just got started lovin’ you What’s the point in fightin’ what we’re feelin’ We both know we’ll never win Ain’t this what we’re missin’ Let’s just stop all this resistin’ and give in Let me wrap my arms around you You know you don’t want to leave this room Come back and let me hold you darlin’ Girl I just got started lovin’ you What can I say I’ve never felt this way Girl you’re like a dream come true After all the love we’ve made It sure would be a shame If we let this moment end so soon So won’t you lay back down beside me Girl just like I know you’re wantin’ to Trust me when I tell you darlin’ Girl I just got started lovin’ you I’m thankful f

James A. Baldwin
Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. Most of us are about as eager to be changed as we were to be born, and go through our changes in a similar state of shock.

James
james where are you today because iiii called you and you're not home now where are you today when you do get home call me ok james? ok? alright? call me ok james? when you do get home call me ok? so call me when you do get home alright? where are you today? ok james love you ok? ok james? call me when you do get home ok? ok james? call me when you do get home ok? this is jimmy ok? ok james

~*~james Drake~*~
I walk into the house. I was very surprised at how modern the house looked. I was still afraid of this man yet I seemed to not be able to voice all the questions that were bubbling in mind. He went into what seemed the butler’s pantry which then led to the kitchen. Juxtaposed to the kitchen was a dinning room and a living room. He went to the fridge and pulled out a bottle of water. He drank from it and then set it on the counter. He looked at me and held his hand out, as if telling me to go in the direction it was pointing. I walked into the living room as he followed me. I followed his suit as he sat down. He looked so calm, almost as calm as I felt at that moment. This was quite absurd since he did kidnap me, in a way I suppose. Maybe he had slipped something into my drink and I was under some sort of control. Or maybe it was mind control. And the reason I stood outside of my car for so long was because he was controlling my mind, and made sure I paid no attention to him entering m

James Madison
James Madison, American president and political theorist (1751-1836). "During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, Famous Atheist & Quotessuperstition, bigotry, and persecution." "In no instance have . . . the churches been guardians of the liberties of the people." "Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise." "What influence in fact have Christian ecclesiastical establishments had on civil society? In many instances they have been upholding the thrones of political tyranny. In no instance have they been seen as the guardians of the liberties of the people. Rulers who wished to subvert the public liberty have found in the clergy convenient auxiliaries. A just government, instituted to secure and perpetuate liberty, does not need the clergy."

James Made Me Do It Kinda
50 Odd ThingsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey 1. Do you like blue cheese? yes 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? no 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? cherry 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? no 6. What do you think of hot dogs? eh they are food when there is nothing else 7. Favorite Christmas song? silent night 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? mt dew 9. Can you do push ups? yes 10. Why do you post surveys? boredom 11. What is your favorite piece of jewelry? my class ring 12. Favorite hobby? playing video games 13. Are your toes painted? no 14. Do you have A.D.D.? no 15. What is one trait that you hate about yourself? all of them 16. Middle name? ann 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment nothing 18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? sweet tea ,final fantasy 12,dinner @bk 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? mt dew ,tea,kool aid 20. Current worry? too much to list 21. Current hate right n

James Woods..forgotten Hero Of 9/11
Right Path James Woods, I will never forget your name. Neither should others, tho most want to. But, remember still your 15 minutes of fame. You alone tried, to save sisters and brothers. Seeing death personified, making a dry run. Blessed be you,the smoking gun. Forgive your self, if it needs doing. This, the 'Post Everything World'. Has to be of grand design. To think,to belive any thing else. A myth to cause loss of spirit and mind. Your words of conviction, on deaf ears. It was they, not you. Who brought the homeland new fears. Medal of Honor,Purple Heart? We both know, they wished you gone. Out of view and out of mind. Stilling the canary of truth and song. Heros such as you, 'they' treat unkind. The spin doctors add insult as well. To you and to thousands who fell that day. Simply,the excuses appeared in human form. The names they carry, 'political' and 'correct'