So, yeah, I went to jail for the first time. And the last time.
I had like a 5 yr old traffic ticket with an attachment and got pulled over for an expired brake tag and went to jail. (Yes really)
This was on Wednesday afternoon. Normally, for something like this, the release would have been same day, but NOOOOOO. I got hauled into jail in St Tammany parish, and the assholes had a paper to release me that they ignored on Wednesday. Then Thursday was a holiday, as was Friday. Then the weekend.
I FINALLY got out Sunday (so 4.5 days in jail for running a red light 5 yrs ago). How's that for some shit. Drug dealers get out faster.
There was a LOT more that transpired, but there's a few legal issues involved, so that's an entirely different blog for when I'm not inclined to just give the short version.
3 words in my mind all the time now: FUCK THE POLICE.
