I smoked a hookah last night. A hookah, for the ignorant retards, is basically an arabic bong with a hose for smoking. The tobacco you use is covered with honey, making the taste sweet. Where most cigarette tobacco burns the throat a bit, this smoke tastes like cherry flavored air. Hookah tobacco has an incredible calming effect. Anyways, then I got high and ate 30 shrimp and 3 cheeseburgers. Fun night.