SORRY, I KNOW THIS IS RANDOM, I WAS BORED
FOOD-OLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. RANCH
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. BURGER KING
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. APPLEBEE¡¦S
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 5 BUCKS PER PERSON OR 20% WHICHEVER IS HIGHER
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. PIZZA
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. CHICKEN AND CHEESE
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. STRAWBEERY JAM
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. ORANGE
TECHN-OLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. NOT THAT MANY, I JUST GOT THE PHONE AND I HAVE BEEN LAZY
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. DON¡¦T KNOW, DON¡¦T CARE
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. STONEHENGE
Q. How many televisions are in your house or apartment?
A. TOO MANY
BI-OLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. I WRITE RIGHT, BUT AM PREDOMINATELY A LEFTY
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. DEPENDS ON MY MOOD
Q. What's your best feature?
A. THIS IS GOING TO SOUND ARROGANT¡K MY EYES, NOSE, LIPS, BOOBS AND LEGS.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. MY APPENDIX AND WISEDOM TEETH
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. TOUCH
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. NEVER, AND I HOPE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. I HAVE A WEIGHT RESTRICTION OF 5 POUNDS CURRENTLY (DON¡¦T ASK)
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. FOR SCIENCE
CRAP-OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. NOT THE DAY, BUT I¡¦D LIKE A BIT OF A HEADS UP, SO THAT I HAVE THE CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE ONES WHO MATTER MOST
Q. Is love for real?
A. I¡¦M BEGINNING TO WONDER¡K I KNOW THAT LOVE EXISTS, I JUST DON¡¦T KNOW IF ITS WHAT WE EXPECT IT TO BE.
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. GRACE (FOR MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER)
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I CAN WEAR ANY COLOR, BUT I LIKE RUSTS AND ANTIQUE GOLDS AND BURNT ORANGE THE BEST
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. OH PROBABLY
Q. Have you ever saved someones life?
A. I DON¡¦T THINK SO, YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK THEM
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. NOT PHYSICALLY¡K
DARE-OLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. I¡¦M STRAGELY COMFORTABLE IN THE NUDE, SO YES
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE GOTTEN PAID??!!??
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. NO, VALLI WOULD NO LONGER BE MY FRIEND. WE HAD THIS DISCUSSION WHEN WE WERE MUCH YOUNGER. ļ
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. ABSOLUTELY
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. SURE, BUT I DOUBT ANYONE WOULD SERIOUSLY ASK. I¡¦D LIKE TO POSE NUDE AND PREGNANT ONE DAY, I THINK THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. CAN I HAVE A CHASER?
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. I BARELY WATCH TELEVISION RIGHT NOW, GIMME THE CASH
LAST-OLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: SARA
Q: Last person you called?
A: I DUNNO, I¡¦M NOT A PHONE PERSON
Q:Last person that called you?
A: SPAY TODAY
Q: Person you hugged
A: SARA
FAVORIT-OLOGY
Q: Number?
A: I LIKE 3¡¦S ANY DEMONINATION THEREOF OR ANY NUMBER THAT CONTAINS A THREE. MOSTLY 3, 9, AND 13
Q: Color?
A: BURNT ORANGE
Q: Season?
A: EARLY FALL
CURRENT-OLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: NOT AT THE MOMENT. WEIRD.
Q: Mood?
A: COMPLACENT
Q: Listening to?
A: FISH TANK
Q: Watching?
A: NOTHING
Q: Worrying about?
A: NOTHING
RANDOM-OLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: RAN TO MY BEDROOM (FELL ASLEEP IN ANOTHER ROOM) BECAUSE I THOUGHT I OVERSLEPT FOR AN APPOINTMENT
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: FINISH MY BOOK
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: CRY BABY (IT WAS SITTING THERE AND I HADN¡¦T SEEN IT FOR A WHILE¡K JOHNNY DEPP IS ALWAYS HOTT)
Q: Do you smile often?
A: WHEN I¡¦M AMUSED
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: WHEN I¡¦M AMUSED
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: NO POCKETS IN A NIGHT GOWN
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I FEEL DUMBER FOR HAVING SEEN IT
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: BOTH
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: BOTH
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I PREFER TO LIVE ALONE
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: I DUNNO
Q: Where were you born?
A: FREDERICKSBURG, VA
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: DON¡¦T REMEMBER, I¡¦M SURE IT INVOLVED SPEEDING
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A WRITER