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The male patient asked that the nurse not laugh at his ‘problem’. Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty
years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Jim, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
I am so sorry, she said. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?
'It's swollen,' Jim replied.
She ran out of the room.
