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It's All About Empathy
Its all about empathy- identifying with other peoples feelings and seeing things from their point of view. Popular people connect with others feelings, making them believe that theyre one of them. They dont just nod understanding when others tell them their problems- they really try to imagine how they themselves would feel or react in the same situation. By making yourself more empathetic to the feelings of others, they will feel more connected to you, and your likeability- and popularity- will increase astronomically! So get busy empathizing!
Friends May Resent You.
Do not be surprised if a few acquaintances resent your newfound confidence and attempt to undermine your efforts at self-growth. They are undoubtedly envious and perhaps concerned about their own social status in light of your meteoric rise to popularity. Do your best to soothe their fears and let old friends know they will always be important to you- as important to you as your new friends.
April Poem-a-day Challenge Day 19, 20 & 21
April Poem-A-Day Challenge Since my internet access was practically nonexistent over the weekend, here are the last few day's pieces. Day 19 Prompt: "write a poem about a moment (or moments) you can't remember yourself that are about yourself." Too soon Just one of those times when all goes amiss. From what I've been told, it happened like this. I'd just spent a month confined to my home and from cabin fever depressed I had grown. On my first night out I decided to drink, unfortunately I just didn't think of the antibiotics that I had been on about a week before, if even that long. It started just fine, the first pint or two, I'd started to forget what I had been through. Then all of a sudden, around pint number four, I'd turned much more pale than I'd been before. I said 'I don't feel well", though that was quite clear and obviously it wasn't just the beer. I sat for a while thinking that it might pass. Returning, of course, to draining my gla
Now That Your Wardrobe Needs Have Been Taken Care Of, It's Time To Work On Your Personality.
Now that your wardrobe needs have been taken care of, its time to work on your personality. Are you outgoing? A people person? If not, you CAN become one. How? By enrolling in clubs and activities for which you feel enthusiastic. People are drawn to those who have the ability to make them feel excited- whether about a car wash, a weenie roast, or a sock hop! So sign up now for as many school social activities as you can fit into your schedule. Then show your school spirit! Enthusiasm is contagious, and soon YOU will be, too.
Wait! Your Hair And Wardrobe May Be Perfect, But Your Makeover's Not Complete Without This:
Wait! Your hair and wardrobe may be perfect, but your makeovers not complete without this: The one thing you can wear this or any season thats always going to be in style and look great is confidence. Having confidence in yourself is the one accessory no one can afford to leave at home. People are naturally drawn to leaders, and leaders are those who have confidence in themselves.
Examine Those In Your Social Circle Who Are More Popular Than Others.
Examine those in your social circle who are more popular than others. Study them. See where they go. Observe what they do and how they behave. Analyze what they wear. Listen to what they talk about. These people are your role models. Without copying them (no one likes a copycat!), try to be more like them.
What Are Some Other Habits Of Popular People?
What are some other habits of popular people? Popular people: 1. Got that way because they are the real thing. They are genuine, true to themselves. 2. Are totally consistent in their beliefs and their actions. They are the same people in private as they are in public. 3. Do what they want to be doing in life. They enjoy various pursuits and hobbies and live with purpose. 4. Are direct and honest, while always being conscious of the feelings of others. 5. Are never phony or fake. Can you honestly say the same about yourself?
Ahh Another Child!
So i actually think this one is really funny! So when the other thing in this album happened i thought about maybe not using the site for a while. Well this guy was messaging me and this is what he said: === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:07:04'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > Hey sexy whats up?? === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:08:37'.. > > > > > > > > > > why are you pissed off baby?? what happened? === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:12:00'.. > > > > > > > > cum on baby..that not a reason to quit...your too hot!!! === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:15:28'.. > > > > > > dont worry about it baby... > > > > > > cum on baby..... after that he told me i should stay because i can continue to talk to him which i do not talk to him often. > === 'Brandi Lynne' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:19:58'.. > > > haha i dont talk to you enough for yu
I Smelled A Surfer Because Im A Ninja
This is funny, don't spoil the fun, and keep it going...........Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you. Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I karate chopped April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June ----------I smelled July-----------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 1
What's The Secret Of Popularity? What Makes Some People So Likeable And Others Not Liked At All?
Whats the secret of popularity? What makes some people so likeable and others not liked at all? Popular people: 1. Always have a ready smile for everyone. 2. Show genuine interest in others and what they have to say. 3. Remember that a persons name is the sweetest and most important sound to them! Popular people call others by their names, and do it often. 4. Are good listeners who encourage others to talk about themselves. 5. Make the person they are speaking to feel important- and do it sincerely. They always make the conversation about YOU, not about themselves!
Messed Up State
you know whats really messed up? when the govenor of your state gets arrested and put in jail for embeslement, gets out, then runs for govenor again in rhode island! you know what's even worse than that? Someone like me who is tring to get thier shit together and find a better job to support his kid but can't because the same people who are probally going to re-elect the crooked govenor won't give you a job because of you checkered past. regardless of the good i did, they refuse not to see my potential, they rather look at the bad stuff ive done i don't know how it is in other states but in rhode island, they don't want me to suceed they really don't. they want me to fail. but unfourtently for them, im not going down with out a fight enough is e(fuckin)nough sad sad fuckin state
Canyou Ever Live Down A Mistake That Might Be Making You Unpopular?
Can you ever live down a mistake that might be making you unpopular? YES! Of course you can! The first step along the road to popularity is honesty admitting that there might be areas of your personality, wardrobe, and looks that could use a little improvement. No one is perfect, and most of us have at least a few quirks that might lessen our chances of fitting in with the popular crowd. Its only when we face this fact honestly that we can begin to learn How to Be Popular.
If You're Not Popular, It's Important To Examine The Possible Reasons Why.
If youre not popular, its important to examine the possible reasons why. There could be many reasons, of course. Do you suffer from body odor? Do you have acne? Are you particularly over- (or under) weight? Are you the class clown (practice inappropriate humor)? Probably not, since the above are all easily remedied through cosmetic products, diet and exercise, and self-control. If you answered no to the above questions, then your case of unpopularity is more serious. Your unpopularity might be something you brought upon yourself. Suppose you once did something horrible, something that made you unpopular. What can you do about it? Can you ever live it down?
Google Video Gets A Makeover
Written by Chris Albrecht Posted Monday, April 21, 2008 at 12:42 AM PT Google Video Gets a Makeover Google Video has given itself a redesign, adding some nice search tweaks and a fresh new look. Now when you search for a video, results can be viewed through a regular list, a grid, or a TV view that lets you watch a video while you scan through other results. And if youre searching for something but have little more than a vague recollection of when it was popular, you can use the new timeline feature, which shows you most viewed, shared, blogged, etc. videos on a linear dateline you can use to scroll back in time. Perhaps this facelift caused the problems people had uploading last week? One problem the redesign hasnt eliminated is copyright infringers. As CNET pointed out, it was a year ago that Google CEO Eric Schmidt said the company would roll out a means of stamping out piracy at YouTube. And while YouTube launched its Video Identification system in October, cont
Let's Begin By Determining Your Level Of Popularity, Or Lack Thereof:
Lets begin by determining your level of popularity, or lack thereof: Ask yourself how others in your social sphere perceive you. Do they know who you are? If so, how do they treat you? Do they make rude remarks about you- behind your back, or to your face? Do they ignore you? Do others include you in their outings and activities, inviting you to social events or occasions? Judging by the behavior of others around you, you should be able to tell whether you are liked, merely tolerated- or totally unpopular. If you are merely tolerated or totally unpopular, it is time to take action.
Highwaytohell Bully 1
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My Poetic Fairytale Pt 9
What it's like without him Like having legs and she can't walk What it's like without him Like having a mouth yet she can't talk What it's like without him Like having arms yet she has no one to hold What it's like without him Like having skin but she can't feel heat or cold What it's like without him Like having lungs and she can't breathe What it's like without him Like having eyes and she can't see Day and day again This is what it's like without him
Popular
POPULAR: adj. Widely liked or appreciated; liked by acquaintances; sought after for company. Popularity. We all want it. Why? Because being popular means being liked. Everyone wants to be liked. Sadly, however, not all of us are. What do popular people have in common that makes them all so popular? They all have: A friendly way about them. An eagerness to pitch in and help get the job done. An interest in everything that goes on at work in life. A look that's fresh and neat. These aren't traits popular people were born with. They've cultivated the characteristics that make them so popular and you can, too, by following the tips that I will give you, that were given to me.
S*u*p~shady's Underground Posse
Allow me to introduce my bombing family to you - Shady's Underground Posse, or S*U*P We are a small yet dedicated group but always looking for new members. If you're interested in becoming a part of this awesome bombing family, then please contact myself, Mizz Shady or Mishnumber1. Here are the members of our group ... Founder of S*U*P - Mizz Shady I WANT U 2 WANT ME Captain 2nd Alarm Hotties Promotions S*U*P Homepage Shady's Under Ground Posse S*U*P* III Promoter/Recruiter/new members bulletin issuer MishNumber1 ♥ Fubar World Cruise & WISEUKF Owner ♥ of SUP, Club FAR & Shadow Levelers Promoter/Recruiter SexyGranny1967>Shadow Leveler>Promoter/Recruiter of S*U*P>Club FAR>owner/owned of mishnumber1 Members *MsRetta*S*U*P* ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~LEVELER / BOMBER~*S*U*P*~ Dusty S*U*P* mister bukkake of SHADY'S S*U*P* crazyrabbit69 = Shadys S*U*P * - Confederate Bomber - Club F.A.R.- BIG BOY S
The Real Crisis Of Today's America.
here's something a little more normal and alot more real for you all to take in, it's not Fu related so if you came here for that, sorry... ..this has been out of control for quite some time now and isn't going to end any time soon. The high cost of fuel is responsible for higher prices for just about everything that needs to be transported or created that we consume. From that plastic water bottle to that loaf of bread that we eat. It seems as though the doomsayers who predicted this would happen about 10 years ago were correct in their assumptions about this very thing. And it's not just here, it's worldwide. ..combine that with the corruption of the politicians, and the need and greed of large corporate America, once the safe haven for job security in this country that has outsourced 75% of its' jobs in the midwest "Rust Belt" out to Mexico and overseas. It makes things very, very diffucult. Folks, we are headed for the 2nd Great Depression. If you're reading this you
Man, When Could I Be Left Alone?
ew ok, I decided to make a new account on bangme.net to hide from cuteasakitten, well even that didn't work she found me and added me to her faves list and edited a fake quote that she wishes I said to her. When I said this to her, she deleted it, and said shit to my page too. But I said this Really please just stop and take a look at yourself, your acting way far more than a child, How pathetic is to pretend to make a quote of someone that no one even would say about you? I would never ever say anything like that to you, if you really want to look like I did, try screen capping and editing the photo but for you that wouldn't even work, so please stop your childish games, and just **** leave me alone, your obsession with me has got to seriously end, no really it has to, not only are you starting to scare me, but others too. But you did that along time ago with your face when it appeared. bye Sonya. stop coming to my page to start sHit with me. it's so childish and immature
Golf Weekend
golf weekend. Well last weekend I had a golf outing with the guys. So friday we took off to play the course and see what it was like before the main outing. The course was great and so was one of the beer cart girls. Well I had to flirt with her and she started flirting back. well we all went back in to the club house for a cold drink after and she was there. I kept my eye on her as she walked around. young lady great body. Well I wrote down my room number and cell phone number and was able to get it to her. That night I didn't get a call but had fun with the guys. The next day at the course it was a cold start and yes my little beer cart lady showed up for work. I didn't talk to her just watched her and I have to say she was cold by the size of her nibbles. Well as wwe golfed she drove up and I got a drink and ask what she did last night. Oh just stay home with my girl friend. well ok but you still have my numbers yes with a smile. Great maybe tonight we can hook up at a local b
I Like This Wine Called Anarchy
I Like This Wine Called Anarchy...... It Tastes Like Death It Tastes Like Blasphemy I Like This Wine Called Anarchy...... It Tastes Like Solitude And Violence I Like It More When I'm With You.... Because You're Good And I'm So Filthy Because You're Good, You're Good.... And I'm So Filthy, So Damn Filthy Anarchy....... It's My Meditation It's My Celebration About Fools And Shit And Sex And Fools And Wine And Shit And Crap And More And Whatever. I Am Anything You Like, Just Say What You Want, I Don't Care, Just Say It To Someone And.....Blank And Blank, Blind Garrote, What Am I Standing Here For? Anarchy........
Centerfold Lounge
Come See Who's On Air In Centerfolds rippin' it up!!! Jeezy is in the HOTTEST lounge on Fubar as we speak tearin' up the turntables and waiting for all you SEXY FU's to come and join the FUN! It doesn't get any HOTTER or SEXIER than this so what are you waiting for!?! Click banner to join Centerfolds so we can get this POPPIN! font>
Just Venting
WELL IM KINDA BORED HERE. SP I THOUGHT HECK WHY NOT VENT SOME FRUSTRATIONS IN A SAFE WAY LOL WELL HERE GOES AM STARTING KINDA OF A NEW JOB NEXT MONDAY SAME COMPANY BUT IM MOVING UP TO MANAGER OF ANOTHER STORE GOING TO BE ALOT OF STRESS LET ALONG WHAT I HAVE ALREADY AN ALOT OF THINGS THAT HAVE GOT TO WORK OUT SHEW LET ALONG LIF EIN GENERAL BEING SO LONELY AN NOT BEING ABLE TO PAY ATTNETION TO IT NTO BEING ABLE TO SPEND ANY TIME WITH FRIENDS HECK I DONT EVEN GET MUCH TIME ON HERE ANYMORE SEEMS THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING GOING ON WIETHER IT B MY KIDS WORK HELPING SOMEONE OUT OR JUST PLAIN EXAUSTED FROM GOING NON STOP AT TIMES NOT GETTIN SLEEP FOR DAYS AN DAYS JUST A WHOLE LOT SHEW OH WELL NOT THAT ANYONE IS PAYING ATTENTION ON HERE BUT AT LEAST I COULD GET SOME OF IT OUT
Facts Or Tmi...lol
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches The Longest: 13 inches The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average .. of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average .. of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54% Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41% Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 week
The Pain Of Someone You Love
i just found out yesterday that my 14 year old neice is pregnant with her first child and my heart goes out to her i know she i scared and now she is givin the child up for adoption. i wish there was a way i could get my great neice and keep her in my family i will never meet my great neice and it is something that will haunt me all my life. my sister is hurting to bad my heart goes out to her and having daughters to i hope and pray that they will learn from this mistake. all i want to do is cry because i love my niece and know this will be hard on her carryin the baby for nine months and giving the baby away will be very hard at for my sister being her first grandchild. i told them to keep the adoption records open that way the child gets older he or she can still know who their real parents are. i know my neice is scared but one day when she is older and that child is grown i believe that they will understand why she gave them up. but either way i will welcome them with open arms bec
Shadow Levelers
> THIS WAS POSTED AS A BULLETIN BY ONE OF MY FELLOW SHADOW LEVELERS~~AND I SO TOTALLY AGREE WITH IT I HAD TO MAKE IT A BLOG :) TY SO MUCH LilBabyBi: LilBabyBi - AKA (Naughty Chic)@ fubar I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW WONDERFUL THIS FAMILY IS, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A FAMILY ~GO NO FURTHER YOU HAVE FOUND THE GREATEST THERE IS. WE ARE GROWING SO FAST I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH EVERYONE FOR A COMPLETE LISTING OF OUR MEMBERS PLEASE VISIT OUR FOUNDERS BLOG AS SHE IS SOOO MUCH BETTER ORGAINIZED THAN I AM LOL THE FOUNDER AND GREAT FRIEND ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary@ fubar OUR HOMEPAGE SHADOW LEVELERS..@ fubar AND HERE ARE ALL THE WONDERFUL MEMBERS ♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar $()TR-(Lori's Hubby){Demon Crew Recruiter}-[Slave to Mz Attitude]{ShadowLeveler}@ fubar ☠ Yeahmon ☠ ☟ Shadow Leveler ☟@ fubar lauria♥Owned by Hopeless Romantic♥Owner of Gary and Hopeless ♥Shadow
Walk Hard...the Dewey Cox Story.
I liken this movie to Gramma's Boy. All the players are in place, except the big "star" that gives the movie the umph it needs recognition. And this movie was missing Will Farrel for that umph. And I'm glad, because he would have ruined it. The movie is the story of a fictional character, Dewey Cox. After a tragic accident beset his brother, Dewey grows up in a home with less than support. A chance meeting with some bluesmen in the grocery store sets him on his path. The next hour and a half chronicles his life. His battles with drugs, his women, everything you imagine a rock star can get into. After a bit, you notice a few similarities between his life and Johnny Cash, and Elvis, and Ray Charles...a little is borrowed from all. John C Reilley is hilarious as Dewey. You'll recognize him as the Bake in Shake and Bake. The beautiful Jenna Fischer plays his second wife, and is great. In fact, alot of SNL alums come and go throughout the movie. Cameos of some music
Hey
> you are the man ill ever need want & love sweety! kisses and loves forever and allways !
Sexy Men Inside
NOW I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION LMAO, I DO LEAVE BITE MARKS, BUT THATS NOT THE PURPOSE OF THE BULLY. I AM PIMPING OUT ONE VERY AWESOME AND WONDERFUL MAN. MY OWNER. SHOW HIM SOME LOVE PLEASE. COULDNT KNOW A NICER FELLOW. blueeyes_dragon daddy of the midget mafia master and owner of raven queen@ fubar please show my friend some love he is in an auction but gets a prize for most rates. even if you donot bid, please take two seconds and rate him. BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAVEN QUEEN CAUGHT CHAINED & COLLARED BY BLUE EYESDRAGON@ fubar ALSO IF YOU WANT CHECK OUT MY VAMPIRE WICCAN FLYTE BLOG. THANKS BITES AND KISSES TO ALL, RAVEN QUEEN 100,000 FUBUCKS TO ANYONE WHO STICKIES THIS. EMAIL ME.
Lost Ones
All with the beautiful face God only knows their in a better place Someday we'll be in heaven all together laughing on clouds of soft feathers their with us in prayer,also in spirits when you pray at night,I'm sure they will hear they are our guardian angels you always had when you meet them,you'll be glad. God only knows when its out time to go, when its time Angels will let us know they were always there when our friends were down they would instantly change our smile from a frown they would not judge anyone by their looks to them meeting someone new was like reading a new book I never imagined what it would be like without them, although it seems like lifes to short but Lord knows it will go on. GOD BLESS EVERYONE
Lost
Click on Bully to Join Lost and the rest of the Rejects for some killer tunes. Please upgrade your Media player
The Condemned
I know folks, this movie has been done a bunch of times in one form or another. Heck, it was even done on Gilligan's Island to some extent, but I just had to rent it. I wanted to see it in the movies, but was on call, and it was here a week. It has Vinnie Jones, and Steve Austin in it, so you know there's going to be some action in it. Breckin, the rich movie producer, decides to produce an internet PPV third world prisoners on death row. These guys are the scum of scum. So an island in New Guinae is found, they're dropped onto the islhelicopter, and the games begin. vinnie Jones plays an ex British special forces, who's specialty is wiping out African villages, raping the women, and genocide. Steve Austin is a mystery man, stuck in a Dominican Republic prison, for 3 murders of drug dealers. The others are people you've barely heard of, so I didn't pay mution to their past, because they didnt have star billing, and you knew they were gonna die. The script was some
Want To Say I Am Sorry
i am sorry if i worried anybody yesterday. wasnt on at all.....had alot of things i needed to think about.......someone is trying to come back in my life and i dont want him in it. am so confused hope all of u had a great weekend
Own Me! And Save Me!
Come and get me! Do you want references? (in order of ownership...) Add/Fan and Rate each of these fine gentlemen and ask them for a reference! They'll be happy to tell ya I bust my big butters for my Owners! HAHA Domking123 was my 1st owner! He got me in Nyha's Naughty Auction! Domking123 ***Member of the Confedrate Family***@ fubar Emanon was my 2nd Owner who got me in Domking's Auction! Yah, ok, so my 1st owner resold me. IT WASN'T BECAUSE I DIDN'T FULFILL MY DUTIES THOUGH! Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones@ fubar Tappinit is my current owner who shared me with Emanon briefly and was then guaranteed sole ownership. He has had me for a month alllllllll to himself becaue the bid was THAT good! So, see...you never know. tappinit ~~ Proud Owner of PebblesinAZ && babygirl_01 ~~ Humbly Owned by Blairmare@ fubar OH, and even if you aren't bidding drop by and RATE this pic for me! Show the hostess lots and lots of fu love! Check out her pic
Death666 Bully
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Favorite Quotes
"Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people who mind don't matter and the people who matter don't mind." "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." "We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude." "It's better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not." "Sometimes you gotta laugh through the tears,smile through the pain, so that you can live through sorrow." "Some of the best things in life will come to you when you're not looking." "Even a rose has to go through alot of dirt before it blossoms." "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world." "What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." "The only thing you should regret in life are the risks you didn't take." "No regret
Another Chance To Own A Gem!
Wanna Own a GEM? I went and did it again! I have put myself up for auction and now you have the chance to own your very own GEM! This time I am offering a lot more than I have in the past and I promise you, you won't be disappointed. Even if you're not interested in owning me, please a take a moment to rate my auction page pic! At the end of the auction the person with the most rates wins a prize!
"saints Of Los Angeles"
I heard the new song and I absolutley love Saints of Los Angeles! The Shout board is going crazy over this song and how good it is.Its fantastic! Sounds like Crue is coming back to kick some ass!
Biggest Loser Update
well im officially 13 pounds down in 3 weeks! not the greatest loss yet by far but slow and steady wins the race!im so wishing i had done some before pics now but i was sooo ashamed of how much i let myself go.I literally got fat 5 pounds at a time! enjoying my time off but missing some terribly! Sooooo much more yardwork and remodeling to do though so its going to be at least a couple more weeks b4 im back for more than just little spurts at a time. Special thanks to CLUB FAR and Fubar cruise for continued requests on an idle almost non existent account! LOL Club Far rawks! check em out!!!!!! *smooches* ~Temptress~
Nice Guys Finish Last
We've all heard the saying That nice guys finish last But from what I've seen Throughout my life This simply is not true Many times I have seen The one's I care about get hurt As I try to comfort them They always seem to ask "Why can't I find a nice guy, Someone who's just like you?" I tell them that we're out there Just sometimes hard to find And the next thing I know They find someone else Who turns out to be a jerk And I have to pick up the pieces once more And they only see a friend in me When I want to show them true love So this is the sad truth Nice guys don't finish last They never finish at all
Confusion
Here goes another one. It seems that i am more confused than ever now. Why is it when you have such deep feelings for someone you are so scared to let them know. Me i can answer that one for myself. Being in realtionships where i have been hurt so much i have a tendency to just keep it bottled up now and not say anything scared of the reaction i will get and possibly make them run the opposite direction. And that is how i am feeling about someone now. He means the world to me and i want to say something so bad to him but beings we have both been severly burnt in our pasts its making me want to stay bottled up. And also he has me bothered on some other things. But thats not for me to blog its just for me to deal with. But me being confused is not a good thing cause i start to think all the wrong things and that is not good. This person has been my rock and my back bone thrue so much in the last few months and he is someone i am so glad to have in my life. And someone i wont ever want to
Re: Translink Cops Will Continue To Taser Fare Dodgers
RE: TransLink Cops Will Continue To Taser Fare Dodgers ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 21 Apr 2008, 15:06 TransLink Cops Will Continue To Taser Fare Dodgers Police patrolling Greater Vancouver's TransLink system will continue to Taser "non-compliant" passengers and fare dodgers a news conference heard Friday, providing more evidence to indicate that the notorious stun gun has become a tool of official oppression and torture. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/april2008/042108_translink_cops. htm
August Rush
On DVD now. I got to see this film last night and it's been a while since their was such a music infused awe-inspiring movie. If you like progressive classical music this is how the whole movie feels. It's like a well written classical composition.
Why?
Why are you hurting her When her heart already aches Because of what you're doing I have to hear her cry I'm the one who has to be there To pick her up when she's down But she will always question that Because of what she did to me And the closer I get The harder the pain gets So this I have to ask When will you answer her To stop all these tears I hope you will answer her soon So she'll be happy once more
Thanks Ladies... My Friends
Just because I Can Please show these ladies some great luv They have been here for me & this seemed the best way to repay them for all their love & support that they have shown to me these past cpl days when I needed it the most. ~BRATT~ ~SURPRISE ME~ IF YOU THINK YOU CAN ~Lynne ~ Owned by MASTER~Owner of NOVA, MASTER, Bubbles, Techboy007... Show them all Luv!~Diva M 'JEANNE MARIE' RGMTRʎ ~*OWNER OF THE FUBAR'S FLAMING HOTTIE'S*~CLUB F.A.R ~ ~ReBeCcA~NBSD~Diva Mafia~Lollipop Gurlz Club~ Thank you all so very much & you are the best friends ever!!! Bulletin Brought to You by ~Dream~ }i{ Girlfriend to *Big E*ALL MY FRIENDS RAWK!!
Bid On Me
WANNA OWN ME?? HERES HOW IT WORKS THE AUCTION WILL TAKE PLACE LIVE N THE LOUNGE FLIRTATIONS 7PM EST TIME SOME COME ONE COME ALL AND BID 2 OWN ME.... TONS OF THANGS 4 U IF U WIN... -CANDY APPLE AKA DJ APPLEBOTTOM
This Sailor's Angel
You wonder why I still love you And why I even care For you still don't see The goodness that your have That I have always seen The words you tell me now True, they're hard to hear The easy thing for me to do Is to simply run away But the love I have for you My heart won't let me run So, if it takes my whole life time To cinvince you what I see I will not waste one second To tell you what is true For you are this sailor's angel Now, until the end of time And I still love you More than you'll ever know
Spring Is Here!
Well, spring has officially begun at my house... yesterday was the first day I got to save the planet by doing this: Clothes dryers are one of the biggest users of energy in our homes. I look forward to the days that I no longer have to use the 20' line in the basement. (I'm sure my neighbors do too...) Happy Earth Week!
Tool - nema
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20 Things Men Do Wrong -
20 things men do wrong - 1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair.
Morning Every Body
good morning two all my friends all over this world i/hope many of our lives get better out/there no matter weather your married have kids single /our anything we make our own love happiness so always no you have people who care about you weather your in canada any country usa have a wonderfull week sincerly michael boat man will add if you have a salute@ fubar
Beborn Beton - Hemoglobin
every killing is a treat hemoglobin x2 over the years, ive slain by gallons everyday and soon the time has come that every victim tasted just the same i used to think that every killing is a treat but i was wrong, for i was young i'd let them suffer, let them bleed chorus: bloodstain, hemoglobin swallowing your energy bloodstain, hemoglobin suck you dry and lick you clean i keep counting centuries like moments passing by with my own eyes i have seen ages come and leave the mortal stage you know ive drained about a million men or more but there was nothing like the first two hundred times i died before chorus repeats
Beborn Beton - Hemoglobin
I Need People With Balls Yes You Heard Me Right
SORRY FOR THE TACKLESS CHOICE OF WORDS BUT THAT IS JUST WHAT I NEED.. I WANT 500 PEOPLE NOW THAT WILL MAKE HISTORY ON FUBAR AND IM NOT PLAYING HERE.. I MEAN BUSINESS. WE GO IN DO OUR THING CHANGE A BIT OF HISTORY AND DANCE ON OUT.. IF YOU HAVE AT LEAST 10 MINUTES OF FREE TIME HIT ME A SHOUT. BECAUSE THIS WOMAN WHO WANTS YOU TO WANT HER WANTS YOU NOW.. AND I WANT YOU BAD.. IM IN A RUSH. IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME HAPPY GIVE ME AT LEAST 10 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME BUT I NEED A FEW HOURS OF IT. IF TEN IS ALL YOU HAVE ILL TAKE IT.. LETS JUST DO THIS DAMN THING AND TAKE IT ALL THE WAY HOME.. TY TY HIT MY SHOUT. PEOPLE WHO ARENT INVOLVED DONT NEED TO KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. IT DONT CONCERN THEM.. IF I SET YOU UP WITH WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO AND YOU DONT FALLOW THROUGH WITH AT LEAST JUST TEN MINUTES OMG ILL WOOP YO AZZ BABY.. OH WAIT TO MANY MAY LIKE THAT.. DAMN.. JUST HIT ME A SHOUT AND DONT WORRY I'LL HANDLE THE REST.. YOU DO THIS FOR ME AND YOU WILL GET A MAJOR PIMP OUT BY ME AND IM SURE
Auction Starts Today... Here's The Link
Thanks so much for stopping by :pD http://fubar.com/blog/208963
What It Means To Live......
THE FOLLOWING ARE A FEW KEY POINTS *You cant control the cards youre dealt, just how you play the hands. *Experience is what you get, when you dont get what you want. *When youre doing a bad job and nobody points it out to you, thats when theyve given up on you. *The Brick walls that are in our way, are not there to keep us out, they are there for a reason: They allow us to show how much we want it. *Decide if youre going to be a Tigger or an Eeyore. Tiggers are energetic, optimistic, they're curious and enthusiastic and most impportantly they have fun! *To achieve your dreams you must learn to work and play well with others. *The simplist advice that you'll find hard to follow; *Tell the truth *When you screw up, apologize. A good apology has three parts: 1. Im sorry 2. It was my fault 3. How do I make it right (most people skip the 3rd part, thats how you can tell their sincerity) *Nobody is ALL evil if you wait long enough they will show you th
Entry For April 21, 2008
http://adipositivity.my-expressions.com/index.html This sight posts pics of women in various states of undress, and below is my critique of the sight. Well every one was tastefully done, but again why is it that they have to hide their identities? If I have one complaint as far as BBW women is that they seem to want to hide who they are, what they feel, and the simple fact they do have feelings at all. One male person who saw this commented; Once you get past the fact there were no Victoris Secret model it was pretty good..... that was rather assinine. The true beauty is not in the size, but the glow of confidence. The mere fact that she is feeling great about herself, and not afraid to show that off. Skin is great, hell I am still a man, but a womans true worth is not in her outwardly appearance and we men and some women seem to forget that. The true beauty of a woman is would her heart stil be the same no matter her size? Lets get off this kick of Big Beautiful Woma
To The Makers Of Always . . .
To the makers of ALWAYS . . . Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed int
Whtboy804
Go check out my new owner. He OWNS till may 20th, but even if you read this after that.. stop by and show him some love. FAN / RATE / ADD / LOVE this kool dude. whtboy804@ fubar
Famous Capricorns Like Myself
Famous Capricorns Celebrity Birthdate Embeth Davidtz January 01 Christy Turlington January 02 Cuba Gooding Jr. January 02 Mel Gibson January 03 Julia Ormond January 04 Michael Stipe January 04 Diane Keaton January 05 Marilyn Manson January 05 Robert Duvall January 05 Joey Lauren Adams January 06 John Singleton January 06 Carolyn Bessette Kennedy January 07 Nicholas Cage January 07 David Bowie January 08 Elvis Presley January 08 Chris Evert January 09 Crystal Gale January 09 Jimmy Page January 09 George Foreman January 10 Pat Benatar January 10 Rod Stewart January 10 Joely Richardson January 11 Mary J. Blige January 11 Naomi Judd
I'd Start A Revolution But I Don't Have Time
About a year ago I was at Blockbuster with my husband. He pointed at the tv moniter and said,"Isn't that one of those girl bands that you like?" I looked up at the tv screen and saw Le Tigre singing "TKO" and I wanted to cry! It's so silly because i felt sad that Le Tigre was so popular that a few years before this they were on the Carson Daly Show....Initially, I was excited but then I was heartbroken because the girl bands that I loved so much for years (that no one I knew had ever heard of!) were no longer my little secret! For years I was so protective of this top secret underground club that I was an exclusive member of!!! I was selfish and didn't want to share-- I wanted Riot Grrrl all to myself! And now everyone knew about it! The weird thing about it was-- I wasn't even into Riot Grrrl music like I had been years ago. I was totally out of the loop and I had been for years. And when I first got into Riot Grrrl music,I didn't really have anyone to share it with and would've given
Great Truths
Great Truths GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that
A Story From My Youth
It was 1997. My Brother Joaquin & I were pretending to be in a band with Lori--my other brother Joseph's live in girlfriend. we were originally known as "Kitty Porn" but over those 2 weeks we recorded 30 or 40 "songs" we became "Kiddie Porn." outta sheer boredom we started this "band". made up only of a drum machine,maracas,a guitar that none of us knew how to play,silly lyrics & annoying voices. we sang songs about people we knew & did not know,candy,cats, milk!, & whatever else we came up with right on the spot. we basically decided what the words to the song would be,press "record" on my little tape recorder & chant them over & over until we decided that the "song" was over. we surprisingly came up with some good shit considering we couldn't play a note & we were just fucking around! but that's not really what this story is about. this is about how we tried to get our friend len to join in on the action. he worked at McDonald's that fall & had a really bad habit of talking with a re
My Dad
my dad has been dead for 4 years. i find that hard to believe. i dream about him very often. in my dreams i know he's dying but thought he was already dead...i know that doesn't make sense...but in my dreams it's like i know he's supposed to be dead or that he will be dying soon. in 2003 my dad was diagnosed with brain cancer. it hit my family pretty hard becos it was so unexpected. it was just a really hard time for me. for all of us... but i'm expected to be "the strong one." so it was really hard for me to keep up that front. i was really close to my dad as a little girl. i had a t-shirt that said "daddy's girl." & i have written about this before & it's still just as hard to write about as it for me to write about 2 years ago. my dad & i drifted apart. & we were no longer close as i got older. i try not to blame my mom for this but she is the reason my dad pushed me away. she was always really jealous & as a matured she made him feel like he couldn't talk to me so it was hard for h
Unfulfilled Dreams
Your unfulfilled dreams. Why so? one thing that i have always wanted to do but never got the chance to do...is be in a band. i know i have mentioned this several times on Livejournal,Myspace, & various other websites...but i'm almost 30 years old. how can i be so OLD & not have this seemingly simple dream realized?!! well for one thing i never really had the patience to learn to play an instrument. i can be quite lazy...another thing is that i never knew any people that wanted to start a band with me. when i was younger i kinda isolated myself in this little rockstar fantasy world in my head & that was no way to get my goal accomplished. when i was 16 i wanted a guitar. i never got one. when i quit school there was a rumor that i quit to go on tour with a band! ha i wish!!! i'll never know how that rumor got started but i loved the fact that people actually believed that about me! around that time i got caught up in the zine scene & by then i started doing spoken word & that was goo
Writer Wrong?
i may call myself a "writer" but i use that term very loosely. i LOVE to write..i write every single day in my journal,in my blog on Myspace, on Livejournal. & i have lost count of how many other blogs i have online & do not update.i have kept journals since i was 10 years old. i threw some of them away when i was younger & i wish that i hadn't. i threw them out after i had broken up with a boyfriend that i wanted to forget about..other journals just disappeared. i threw away 2 of my journals after i found them in my younger brother's bedroom. he took them thinking i wouldn't notice. but of course i did cos those words in those purple notebooks were my whole life.but i couldn't read them ever again once i knew that my brother had read them. i was too embarrassed. So here i am nearly 30 years old with a HUGE box filled with over 10 years worth of journals.it's one of those big plastic totes.... when my husband & i moved we had this box in the trunk of our car for weeks, too lazy to
Talk Shit Get Hit
i would hafta say that my proudest moment was when i gave a guy a black eye & a fat lip becos he called my brother a"fag".but violence is never the answer for anything--i don't condone it! i just used to have a problem with anger management. i still have a bit of a temper & wild mood swings but nothing compared to when i was younger. i had estrogen fueled outbursts & i didn't know how to handle it any other way. my initial reaction to bad situations & confrontation was just to come out swinging.i got into 2 fist fights with my brother joseph's girfriend when she lived with us becos she stole my stuff & made up lies about me & turned my brothers against me--i had to kick her ass. it's not like i'm proud or think that i'm tough or whatever--it just happened. i have also been in a few barroom brawls.again-i'm not proud of this & i don't think i'm some sorta bad ass becos i've been in a few cat fights. when i was 22 i got into a fight with a girl at a bar. it was my fault. i slept with her
Just Like A Gemini Too
the introduction: Hello. i am jolie the drama. i had a very interesting summer. & now that it is fall i really wanna write about it. becos so much has changed in my life. so much that within 3 months i went from being depressed & lonely to happy & engaged!! i'm getting married in about a month! i am gonna marry my best friend Jamie. which is totally insane becos we weren't even speaking at the beginning of the year. & that is what this zine is about.... back in march i did a mini zine called Just Like A Gemini. i wrote a little about jamie but i didn't go into detail about it cos it was still a fresh wound. i wrote that zine at a time that was ONE of the worst times in my life. (not THE very worst but definitely close to being the worst.) & now i am the happiest i've ever been! so i felt the need to do a sequel to Just Like A Gemini which started out as another mini. but once i started writing i couldn't stop! so i decided to do it as a half sized zine instead of fourth sized.
29 Things To Make You Smile
29 things to make you smile TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the- room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: Tha
If You Fall For This, You Are The Catch Of The Day!
I have a standing rule in my house about answering the phone. The phone will not to be answered if the caller ID shows the caller's number beginning with 800, 866 or 877. Because it doesn't matter how many times I register for the do-not call list, the damn credit card companies and politicos keeps calling. Something about insurance to cover my debts if I should have an untimely kidney stone and die or "Vote for me and I will make this country kidney stone free!!" Blah, blah, blah. No. Seriously. There are just some lists that God himself could not shake himself from. One such example is the Special Olympics. They are sneaky bastards because when they call they don't say, "Hello, may I speak with Ms G********?" They say, "Hey, is Marina around? Tell her Tim is calling." And then the main squeeze of the month hands me the phone with an accusatory look in his eyes and mouths the words "Who the hell is TIM?" As soon as I say "Hello?", I hear words that make my wal
Meditation
~Great Spirit~ Thank you for the warmth in my smile and know I have left my thoughts in the wildflowers They will drift with the seeds of your wisdom and hold plenty... my love ~Mother Earth~ Taste my essence,the very nearness of my soul As it leaves a trail on your emerald carpet I will return in time,from another direction To lay where the earth beats with one drum.... I will dance ~Wind Spirit~ Hear my whispers through the trees as I walk without sound The critters beside me and showing me myself Carry my fears,my hopes and dreams to the cliffs of old And there deliver my tears to the sea.... Grant me new breath I pray Mother will find healing also ~Great Spirit~ I am with pride to be your daughter Aho! Chenoa Shiningwater Blessings xx
Husband & Wife Bill Of Rights
Husband & Wife Bill of Rights THE WIFE'S BILL OF RIGHTS! Amendment I We have the right to dislike your buddies. We know it's important for you to have your guy friends, but you should know by now that we're not turned on by your stories of the good old days at college, your sexual exploits, or which relief pitcher the Red Sox should trade. Disappear for a while and be boysit's OK, go chug beer and high-fivebut please don't expect us to be happy when your friends come over and put their feet on our coffee tables or leave their beer cans on the floor. Amendment II We have the right to experience PMS in all its glory. Either give us our space or accept the consequences. We know it's unfair, but some of us just can't rein it in. You knew that before you married us. We may shout, cry, belittle, act irrationally. It lasts a few days each month, so please deal with it. Or even better: Bring home dinner, clear the dishes, and give us a big hug. Amendmen
Explain. . . .
Explain. . . . SEX IN THE DARK There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids
For Sabrina Please Stop
just a lil of the top i know what im doing and when to stop watch the beads grow and swell this i control my own piece of hell you cant understand the road ive been down its easier like this no matter whos around i need the power over this all please let me cut it stops my fall just a lil of the top i know what im doing and when to stop
Female Comebacks
Female comebacks Here ya go, ladies...the comebacks you've always needed >Man: Where have you been all my life? >Woman: Hiding from you. >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more >Man: Is this seat empty? >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down >Man: Your place or mine? >Woman: Both...You go to yours, and I'll go to mine >Man: So, what do you do for a living? >Woman: I'm a female impersonater >Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? >Woman: Do not enter. >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? >Woman: Unfertilized >Man: Your body is like a temple >Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. >man: I would go to the end of the world for you >Woman: But would you stay there? >Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy >Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. >Man: If I could rearrange the a
Wtf... I Can't Believe This! Lol
Are you breaking the law? When it comes to sexual expression, exploration and pleasure, you may be a criminal and not even know it. Both historically and currently, some of our most intimate moments have been made punishable by law. And wouldnt you know it? the United States takes the cake. While countries around the world are all guilty of trying to control our sex lives, the U.S. has more laws regulating sexual behavior than all the European countries combined. Outdated, unthinkable, erotophobic and downright ridiculous, we should thank our lucky stars that enforcing them is another matter. Sex toys are banned in some states, such as Alabama. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia. Flirting is banned in San Antonio, Texas. Oral sex is banned in Indiana. Anal intercourse is banned in Cincinnati, Ohio. Sexual positions beyond missionary are illegal in Washington, D.C. Sleeping naked is illegal in Minnesota. Laws protecting minors aside, m
My Boyfriend
ok basically im in love with this guy i met off of fubar (gotta love it)and idk about u other ladies but for sumone who hasnt been married yet im still trying to make my childhood dream come true, that fairytale wedding. but theres a catch he wont get married again... im thinking its because of me am i right or should i let it take its course and hope and pray like ive been doing? help me out here considering i cant post mumms anymore i have to do it in blogs
Hi People Help Mom Level Up Lmao
lynniebug is the way to search ty so much
B-day Pimpout By Lutin
************************ This is a Happy Birthday gift to my husband. The man that is all things to me. "My Lover" "My Confidante" He is a caring, loving father. Enjoys having a great time. He is the man I utterly adore. My Best Friend. Baby, I hope you have the greatest of birthday's { YOGO } And I Love You with every inch of me!!!
When You Look Me In The Eyes...
Snow In Late April
-11c today and it has snowed all weekend. Last weekend I was bbqing. Someone kill me, or at least move me away from Edmonton.
Keep In Touch!
Ok just to let all my friends and fans know whats up.I have decided that i need to take a lil break from fubar cause i just need a lil time for myself and the reality of what things are going on in my life.Which i am sure all of you should understand.I will be checking in from time to time just to say hello and things like that so please dont forget about your dear friend.Please keep in touch with me as i will try to do with all of my friends.If you really want to keep in touch with me you may send me your yahoo and i will add you there, but i cant promise when or how often i will be on.Please dont be discouraged if i dont get back to you right away, i will asap. As always please dont forget to leave ya girl some love! Love you all! ~Cherry Princess~
This Week Is My Last On Here Sorry
I have made alot of good friends and my share of enemies on here as well I just ain't doing the lounge drama or putting up with the bullshit anymore and I don't have to either you all know I loved you all as my friends, and those who started shit can kiss my fucking ass too!!. I love you all for those that got to know me but there are things in my life I need to take care of first and this ain't one of them either!!, people can be so fake on here its not even funny to me anymore its a joke, sometimes I think it is a joke. all there is on here people who play favorites and shit and I ain't wasting no more time on it, I got better things to do than to watch fake relationships and fake marriages boy I'm speaking my mind today haha must be in a mood or something, oh well who the fuck cares anyways?? its just like myspace and yahoo where there's always drama of some sort. Anyways why the hell or fuck should I stay anyways?? like it would matter to some or not anyways whats the point of stay
5/5/08-5/12/08 Auction
If you'd like to auction "yourself" up for bids, just leave me a message with a link to your photo you want used and what your offering and I'll get you added. I would like to start it May 5 - 12 or once I get a handful of guys and gals to join. If you're not sure how this works.. All you do is come up with whatever you'd like to put up for the bidding. A list of ideas are listed below. Then, you and I invite people to check out what you have to offer and they bid using fubucks. People can also bid money gifts such as blasts, VIPs and HHs if they REALLY want what you have!! Real money bids trump all Fu$ bids. *List of Ideas* Rate all pics Rate all stash A personal salute pic to winning bidder A NSFW salute pic to winning bidder Access to private folders Added to Family List 100 11s 500 11s (spans over 5 days) Morphs Crushed Pimpouts "Owned by" on your profile Videos Graphics Tags Phone call Winning bidders pics/link featured on your
9 Days Til Closing!
i know everyone is probably really tired of hearing about the new house... it seems as tho i have been planning to move for forever now. But as of today we are 9 days away from closing... single digits and i'm just about to burst at the seams. Its a pretty big deal to us to finally no be renting anymore and to be rid of the moving thought every year! Not to mention that our ne house is twice the size of the one we currently live in. I have spent way too many hours thinkin about what it is going to be like to have a huge house to live in. The boys having their own rooms i know is a huge deal to them. i'm just so freakin excited... and rather then annoy everyone more then i have already i figured i'd blog it out! love to all who have been super patient in listening to all my endless hours of house talk!
Trying Something New!
I wanna try something different here alot of people offer 10k in fubucks for rating 100 of their pics well I want to offer 50 of my 11's at happy hour to rate 1 of the folders I have with 100 in it. I do have 2 of them so it is possible for you to be the one who gets all my 11's during the days HH. All you have to do is let me know you have done it or are on your way and I will put you on the list to make sure you get what you earn. You can even rate the pics of mine when there is not a happy hour. I have given my 11's away this morning already so tomarrow is up for grabs!!!
Fu Ranking Of #77 Today??? Whoa!!!!
WHOAAAAA.... As I was signing off this morning from one job to head to another, I discovered I am ranked #77 this morning???? WHOAAAAA... lol... I don't think I have EVER been ranked that high. :D ************************************************* 945 photos (out of 2,500) Add/Edit photos Edit my profile View my public profile Edit my skins My Status: Online Stuffing my face Stepped away Trying to work Passed out Hung-over Sick Customize Back Buzz: 100% -- sh*t faced! fubar User ID: 276261 Level: Henchman (22) [?] Henchman --> Insider 356,854 Points to go! Today's Rank: #77
Reach
you look to your right and see::. a glass reach out with your left hand and touch::. radiator the last tv show you watched is::. oprah haha what color are your nails painted::. black guess what time it is::. 3.34pm what time is it::. 3.35pm how off were you of guessing the time::. min besides this survey what are you doing::. waitin for my luuuuuuunch the last time you have been outside is::. 2 hours ago the last movie you watched is:: sweeney todd who is the last friend you have seen::. darko add the number of the letters in your name and then multipy it by 3::. 12 name the number of places you have lived::. 2 how long have you been home from school::. lol if you have aim what does your icon say or is a picture of::. \"destuction is a form of creation\" where do you plan to move when you\'re older::. new york take your age and multipy it by 5 and divide it by the lowest number it can be divided by.what\'s the outcome::.80 what is the
The Best Lawyer Story...
Charlotte, North Carolina A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued and WON! Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay theclaim. Rather than endure lengt
Forest Of Dreams
Pale blue mist surrounds you Silver steed in your embrace Soft waters gently sing Tree's shield you from the rain ~ Sweet breeze toys so gently Grasses dance in such delight Dim glow from the heavens Lights from firefly's ~ Two swans who are lovers So pure that they wear white The moon that is mirrored Off the tealed stream bed tonight ~ Soft blanket of green moss Comforts where you rest Under the great pines fragrance Where you lay your head ~ Crickets play their orchestra Bemusing their songs are Soft coo's from a dove Off in a distance under the stars ~ Little spotted fawn Taste the dew upon a leaf Everything is magic In the Forest of Dreams ~ Lisa '08
Haunting
Last night I was sitting at work at the hotel, and all over sudden I see a shadow creep across the security camera screen. Needless to say I get scared shitless and almost swallow my heart. A little later I see the thing again, and it hit me that it was a enormous bug crawling all over the lens. Sillly, but mini heart attacks suck.
What You Afraid Of? That The Truth Will Come Out And Know Your Lies!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080421/ap_on_go_pr_wh/white_house_secrecy White House challenges release of visitor logs By MATT APUZZO, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 1 minute ago The Bush administration is challenging a court ruling that White House visitor logs are public documents, saying releasing the records would infringe on the separation of powers. White House documents are normally exempt from public records laws, but a federal judge ruled in December that Secret Service visitor logs must be released. The court sided with a liberal watchdog group that sought records showing visits by prominent religious conservatives to the White House and Vice President Dick Cheney's residence. The Bush administration appealed and lawyers were scheduled to argue the case Monday before the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit. Government lawyers argue the president and vice president must be able to receive visitors and solicit advice privately. They
I Thought Of You When I Heard This Song
You took me home, I drank too much Cause of you my liver turned to dust Cold rust tastes Cold creeping cold pain Do you understand what I mean? When you feel your soul drop to the floor Like a hole Like an open bleeding sore Then you'll have bled like I bled And you'll have wept as I've wept Suck me down, it's time to rock and roll Lets hit the bar, lets lose control One false move, you took me home One false move, and you're all alone But it looks so good and it feels so nice I paid the price I'll cut you out just to hear you scream, Get away from, get away from me And I can feel my heartbeat racing, As I realize what I must do Get away from, Get away from, Get away from you I should have turned and ran like hell Last time I got a taste of you I should have turned and ran like hell And I'll say we're through I should have turned and ran like hell last time I got a taste of you I should have turned and ran like hell And I'll say we're through And I
The Killer In Me
There Are Times I Just Could Behave Worse Then I Really Should I Would Love To Take A Hammer Hit You Till You Quit Your Stammer Deep Inside Sometimes I Hate The Way You Think, Deliberate A Burning Rage Builds Up Inside Immoral Thoughts I Try To Hide The Boy On The Bus, Oh He Is Hot I Want To Fuck Him There On The Spot That Wad Of Cash Lying In Your Hand I Want To Have, You Understand Woman, Get That Car Off The Road Or I'll Squash You Like A Fucking Toad All These Thoughts Are Hidden Deep Take Care When They Start To Creep To The Surface, I Best Take A Rest Till They Die Down, Don't Want Arrest Don't You Worry, Don't Run And Flee I Can Control The Killer In Me dutch2lips October 24th, 2006
Adhd
This place is an ADHD patients wet dream.
Ah Daymn
unbelievable but true I only meet people that steal from you ex boss stealing to spite my depart then a dude stole my camera and you stole my heart dutch2lips Februari 21st 2007
Rising Stars Artwork On Ebay.
Hi everyone, On offer on ebay this week are pages from a mini series I worked on a few years ago for Top Cow/Image, Rising Stars: Voices Of The Dead, & they are being offered at seriously reduced starting prices (from 6-). Click the pic to see whats on offer.
Friends
I was only trying to be a friend Reaching out to you Knowing you were in pain Didn't mean no harm was just stretching out my arms I only wanted you to know that someone was there... that really cared!
Lena.
What place would you visit if money were no object? *New York,Rio de Janeiro,Dubai What one person could you meet in the world alive or dead? *Jim Morrison If you could go back to a certain year in time, what year would you choose? *1977. What immorality do you think is overrated? *hm. Worst habit? *Smoking. One thing you could change about yourself? *lazyness Best memory from childhood? *my dad Its the last day on earth, what do you do? *have sex. Death Penalty? For or against? *for. Guilty pleasure food? *hahaha xD If you could have any job, what wuold it be? *singer Do you believe in heaven and hell? *no A & W or Barqs? *hm Weirdest thing ever eaten? *snake meat What was your curfew growing up? *01pm Do you think your parents were too strict growing up? *yes How many friends do you have that you talk to at least once a year? *none Name your 5 movies your bring on an island with you *love actually,hannibal,dead poets society,queen of the damned an
I'm Empty
I can hardly recognize myself Don't touch me The light is going blue. Morning approaches. The pain's still here. I'm empty Sounds of the world Laughter and tears. I have nothing left. I'm empty Heaven is forbidden I'm going soon Kiss me one last time before I take my flesh away I want wisdom on tap Flowing like water Strange I want that because I'm empty So now eat your words I hope you choke I feel nothing no more I'm empty Don't touch me Heaven is forbidden I'm going soon Kiss me one last time before I take my flesh away
My First Short Story.
This is just a short story I've written, it was almost not completed due to an accident the other day. And because of that, I am GRATEFUL to be alive. Instead of picking just glass out of my arms, could have been decapitated on my mothers birthday. How is that for luck? Both Mikey, and I are very lucky to be alive. I call it, Break my heart; Break my heart. I have a story to tell. I do not know how it ends, only how it begins. It is my story, and it is not. I tell it for each of the rare tears I've cried over him, for each meaningless thought, for each touch of pain I crave. I tell it for each night I've cried inside until I fell asleep, and each morning I woke up having cried on the outside while I slept. I said I do not know the ending. Though the story is not mine, it continues as long as I live, and the last period on my eulogy will be it's final punctuation. I've said what I tell it for, but I do not know why. I know only that I need to. It is not my story
My Cell Phone
HEY FRIENDS OF FUBAR THAT I TALK TO ON A REGULAR BASIS.......DURING MY DRUNKEN BIRTHDAY BONFIRE LAST NIGHT.......I DROPPED MY PHONE IN A WHOLE GLASS OF TEQUILLA AND ICED TEA....I HAVE NO ONE'S NUMBER.....IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ME AND WANT TO TALK....LET ME KNOW AND ILL GIVE YOU THE HOUSE NUMBER......JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS IM NOT IGNORING THEM.... CARRIE
For ~ohio Peach~
For ~OHIO PEACH~ A Place In This World Smile sista!! You're not alone...Im there in spirit(((hugs)))
New Auction
yup thought it was long enough so i'm in a new auction come bid on me plz ty
Oil
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania and Texas ~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!! Any Questions??? NO? Didn't think So.
Lena Survey.the One.everything You Should Know.
+ Known as:Lena,Lenche,Prase,Koza,Kokoshka + Born:01.01.1990. + Hair color:now?Blonde :P + eye:two xD SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER + Fallen off the bed?:oh yes :) + Broken someone else's heart?:idk..hope not. + Had your heart broken?:yes. + Had a dream come true?:yes. SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY... + Wearing:shorts and a band t shirt + Listening to:siddharta + Located:in bed + Chatting with:ivan + Should REALLY be:sleeping SECTION 4 - DO YOU... + Have any piercings:yes + Drive:yes + Drink:yes + Have a cell phone:yes SECTION 5 - LAST PERSON YOU... + Hugged:darko + IMed:darko + Talked with on the phone:mom + Text:Alexandar SECTION 6 - PERSONAL... + What do you want to be when you grow up? surgeon. + What comes first in your life? me. + What do you usually think about before you go to bed? ..sex. SECTION 7- FAVORITES + Show:dr G + Store:new yorker,stradivarius,bershka,urban shop + Food:mm..mushroom pie + Color:pink black purple SECT
Sunset Member Beach Party Contest - Are You A Member Yet????
RULES: 1. Must be a member of the Sunset Cafe (aren't you a member yet?) 2. Picture selected must be SFW and of you. 3. Deadline iis May 4th at NOON to submit a request to enter for this contest. 4. Most rates and comments are to determine the winner. Rates trumps number of comments. (More friends you have participating in the comments the better.) A minimum of 250 rates and 5,000 comments gets you in the running. ***(NOTE: If you have 400 rates and 25,000 comments and someone else has 550 rates and 10,000 comments, the one with 550 rates will win.)*** 5. Contest winner will win a 7-day blast. CONTEST RUNS -- MIDNIGHT FRIDAY MAY 9th THRU MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY MAY 14th. REMINDER: Must be a Sunset Cafe Member to participate!!! CONTACT DJ DEVINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: DJ Devine ~HeadDJ@Sunset Cafe~DJ @ All Hits Radio~ All 4 Drama Free Zones! :D@ fubar
Robby's Night Out......
Robby's Night Out....... True Story -- Worth Reading !!! At the prodding of my friends, I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Hondorf. I am a former elementary school music teacher from Des Moines , Iowa I've always supplemented my income by teaching piano lessons-some thing I've done for over 30 years. Over the years I found that children have many levels of musical ability. I've never had the pleasure of having a prodigy though I have taught some talented students. However I've also had my share of what I call 'musically challenged' pupils. One such student was Robby. Robby was 11 years old when his mother (a single Mom) dropped him off for his first piano lesson. I prefer that students (especially boys!) begin at an earlier age, which I explained to Robby. But Robby said that it had always been his mother's dream to hear him play the piano. So I took him as a student. Well, Robby began with his piano lessons and from the beginning I thought it was a hopeless endeav
Updates For Monday 4/21!
Good Morning Everyone! Profile of the Week: crazybitch83''MEMBER OF DEMON CREW''Drop by her page and show her some love! She needs 4K to level. If Crystal levels and you would like to help others also level. Please visit my blog at http://www.fubar.com/blog/143440/630129 and start working on everyone else. I have them in order from fewest points needed to most. I will also update it each morning. We also have an unofficial contest going on at the moment. Scooter is in my contest where the top prize is a 30 Day Blast or a 3 Month VIP Since round 2 of the Battle of the Sexes has not started yet please help them out with some comments as much as possible! These are Unofficial contests/giveaways so you are not obligated to, but it would be nice. Please welcome our newest member.... Mystic Wolf Woman(Demon Crew)~CLUB F.A.R.~@Dylon's Diva Mafia @(Fu-Angel)[Lollipop Gurlz Club]Make sure you drop by and welcome her to the family if you have not done so already!
Patriots Day
Patriots' Day (sometimes spelled Patriot's Day or Patriots Day) is a civic holiday in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts[1] and state of Maine[2] (once part of Massachusetts), and a public school observance day in Wisconsin[3]. Traditionally it was designated as April 19 in observance of the anniversary of the Battles of Lexington and Concord, the first battles of the American Revolutionary War. Since 1969, however, the holiday has been observed on the third Monday in April, providing a three-day long weekend. Observances and re-enactments of these first battles of the American Revolution occur annually at Lexington Green in Lexington, MA, (around 6am) and The Old North Bridge in Concord, MA (around 9am). The Boston Marathon is run on this day every year. Also, the Boston Red Sox have traditionally played a home game at Fenway Park on this date every year since 1960, and organized the starting time of the game to coincide with the marathon, so that people leaving the game would be ab
Alphabet
A - AVAILABLE?:yeeees B - BEST SPORT?:skating C - CRUSH?:hehe :P D - DOGS NAME?:Athalus E - EASIEST PERSON(s) TO TALK TO?:Milica F - FAV. COLOR?:PURPLEEEEEEEEEE G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS?:bearss H - HOMETOWN?:Beograd I - Instrument?:flute J - favorite juice?:coke K - KIND OF MUSIC?:rock L - LONGEST CAR RIDE?:4hours M - MILK FLAVOR?:strawberry N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS?:5 xD O - ONE WISH:Rio de Janeiro lol P - Phobia/Fears?:everything hahahah Q - FAVORITE QUOTE?:next time u think that ure perfect,try walking on water. R - REASON TO SMILE?:always S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD:katatonia-deliberation T- TIME YOU WOKE UP TODAY?:8am U - UNKNOWN FACTS ABOUT ME?:natural brunette V - VEGETABLE YOU DONT LIKE?:celer W - WORST HABIT?:smoking X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD?:lol Y - YUMMY FOOD?:shpagettiiiii Z - ZODIAC/ASTROLOGY SIGN?:nja.
Friends
I am cleaning out my friends list. I delete those that choose to add me or accept and then never talk to me. If I have taken you off and you didn't want to be, then I am truly sorry. So before you send me a nasty email and then block me, I have made everything about myself an open book. I have been honest about who I am and I have not mislead anyone. I am loving and sweet and kind but I am also a pervert who loves exhibitionism, playing on cam and in emails and having a good time. For those of you who now know this, it is very simple. If that is not for you, then that is totally cool with me. I know it is not for everyone. If you are not into it, don't accept or add me. Simple. Have fun all!!
Flat Lining
For the past week or so, I've felt like I've flat lined emotionally, creatively, etc... I haven't felt like doing ANYTHING. No guitar, no photography, no reading, no working out, no writing... the list goes on. I can't really pinpoint why I'm feeling like this, but I am and it sucks.
Blonde Moments Xd
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. [ ] You have ran into a tree. [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [ ] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [ ] You have choked on your own spit. [x]You have seen the the Matrix and still dont get it. [ ] You didnt notice that in the last question the was spelled twice [x] You just looked at it. [x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [ ]People have called you slow. [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [ ]
All Vips This One Is For You
VIP'S OF FUBAR!! Is it possible to donate your 11's today to someone who was a level 16 before his account was deleted.. I know what kind of request I am asking here.. 100 11's or until all his pics are rated... Is almost a kick in the stumic.. They are like gold yes I'm well aware of this.. I'm asking for one day not a week or a month.. We could have him up there again fast if we can just do this one things for today.. Hey never know it might make you feel good to do something nice for someone you dont even know.. I think it would be a very kind thing to do.. The guy is getting all 100 of my 11's or until his pics runs out which ever is first. I would like to know whos with me on this if anyone at all? If you are with me plz let me know also wait for happy hour you dont want to waist points like these.. tracker@ fubar
Who Won The Award
I'm back in Houston. Dallas was great my dad got some big award. I don't know what we go to these things all the time, plus I was ROLLIN my ass off. Some 40 something guy must have know it because he was playing with my hair, rubbing my shoulders and back, and ooops letting his hand slip to my ass. My brother broke it up. After the award thing, I put on my bikini did 6 lines of tweek as a fubar friend told me to, had another tab and went to the pool. The security guard sold his handcuffs to a guy there for $300 I was quickly handcuffed to the latter in the pool. The security guard finally through us out of the pool because i was screaming to loud. He unlocked a back stairway and i was dragged up stairs. Me chocking on my bikini bottoms, with my bikini tops tied around my face to make sure I couldn't spit the bottoms out made a great gag. It was decided that my feet were way to dangerous, so belts were ran under the bed to strap my feet down. Oh yeah, the belts spread me
Volumn Two
1. We knew more at 18 than we do at 35. Ask any 18 year old and they will tell you. 2. We regret because we have lived. We live because we have regreted. 3. We have dreams because we are happy. We are happy because we have dreams. 4. The man that said money cant buy happiness apparently never took his kids to Abercrombie & Fitch. Because money can buy happiness. 5. We live to die. We die to live. We are remembered for both.
Volumn One
And so it should be said... 1. There are parts of your anatomy that should not be shown much less photographed. 2. Regardless what anyone has said... Vaginas and Penises are NOT pretty. 3. If you have so little respect for yourself that you will sell your privies for rates on a website, then you really need counsel. 4. If you have to choose between diapers and internet, then please, give the kid to someone that will love it. 5. If you have ever wondered how to keep your electric on because of the internet, go outside and run down the street (preferably in front of moving cars).
Taxes
What is a BILLION? The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean? A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 resident
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Today's Quote Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't. -Richard Bach
Ready For Love
I wrote this for a great guy thats going to treat me right! This is what I imagine it will be like! Please dont rip me off and take my poem its all I have thanks! Ready For Love Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.
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Today's Quote When we heal the earth, we heal ourselves. -David Orr
Train
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You Know You Black When You..... ?
love friend chicken (with hot sauce) and kool-aid ("the red kind") -made a hamburger wit wonderbread -shared bath water with a sibling or cousin -got ya ass beat with an extension cord, flyswatter, shoe, or whatever was laying around at the time -reuse mayonaise and jelly jars as cups -heat up the house with the oven -use two pieces of paper as a dustpan -use dish soap as hand soap -got reusable bacon or chicken grease sitting in a Folgers jar on the kitchen counter -over the age of 20 and still can't swim -the batteries in your remote are held together by duct tape -bring your own food to the movies -you loud for no apparant reason -you use vaseline as lotion, hair grease, and lip gloss - eat a botetos with a piece of white bread - always got the hook up on shit - at one time or another... ur wire hanger provided u wit about 5 channels -if u only go 2 masjed on easter friday or evreyday -if tha only thing u can find in tha kitchen iz noodles kuz u hav
Music Contest
Something Corporate has a song called Konstantine that is mostly if not all just piano and lyrics. Im looking for a song like that i just dont know the band or the name of the song. The song im talking about sounds alot like this song from something corporate. Can anyone help me please. I will reward ya with a great gift 2 the first one that knows or finds this song im needing. Thanks
Auction 4/21
The list of items she is giving away is awesome, plus she will add more with bids! Also please rate the pic as the most rates gets bling! Thank you!
Venture Capital Book
Venture Capital Book Venture Capital Book - How To Raise Your First Million Dollars (Volume 1) An Insiders Look At 10 Of The Leading Angel Investor Groups In America If you are a CEO of a new business or an inventor with an idea - then you know that you NEED capital. You also know that one of the best sources of capital are Angel Investors. BUT how can you meet these elusive private investors ? They are difficult to meet because that is the way they want it! If you were an investor, would you want three hundred CEOs calling you everyday? Well neither do they - so what do Angel Investors do to still find new investments while staying below the radar? The answer to this question is also the answer to "How To Raise Your First Million Dollars" The answer is . . . . from Angel Groups! The Angel Group is the perfect answer to meeting the needs of both investors and entrepreneurs - as it provides a single contact point and screening process for new deals. So the next question f
Announcing Bombing Trainer
please welcome sherri as new trainer of our bombers. she will be training new recruits on bombing contest and giveaways. please feel free to ask her any questions you may have on bombing. Thanks sherri and welcome to your new position. ~~ Sherri ~ W.W.S ~~@ fubar
There's Something About Taurus ...
I came across this article that describes the Taurus personality. I thought this little excerpt is me to a "T". The Taurus woman can show frigid indifference to her enemies, but if she counts you as a friend, she'll be loyal through all your ups and downs. Her determination to stick with you would make the relationship between Damon and Pythas look like a casual acquaintance. You can drive a Maxwell, climb a flag pole, get locked up in the pokey or wear daisies in your hair. You are her friend, and somehow she'll justify your actions. There is a small catch here. She'll doggedly expect you to return her blind allegiance and unswerving loyalty. If you don't give her complete devotion in return, she can sulk in the corner like a gloomy, gray cloud of repressed resentment. ..... The average Taurus woman take the masculine hobby of girl watching in stride. It takes more than a casual flirtation or kissing a good female friend goodnight to arouse her Taurean anger. ..... do
Not Sure....
With so much going on around my house I'm not sure when I will be here and when I won't... I start a new job tomorrow and have to go pick up my new car today... I'm so close yet so far from leveling to Fu-King... and yet without knowing when I will be here, I hesitate to ask for help. I'm a firm believer in returning that which is given to me... so until I know a little more just keep me in your thoughts and know I'll be around when I can. To all those that Keep visiting my page and rating and helping ...
A Tad Bit Bored
If anyone wants to chat with me my yahoo id is- Tressyvontrouble
Leveling Help Needed 4/21
Please Help these Members Level! Big Sexy needs 13,075 to Level Wolfman Needs 21,000 to Level CountryMan Needs 15,000 to Level
The Stooges And A Small Blurb On Earth Day
Good Morning. With Earth Day just a day away this next story is somewhat fitting. Several psychotherapists told The New York Times in February that treatments are being developed for people who are excessively worried about their own carbon emissions being responsible for "global warming." More than 120 therapists are now listed as specialists in the field on Ecopsychology.org, and schools such as Lewis & Clark College in Portland, Ore., have created courses on counseling such patients. Imagine being so worried that you were the cause of Global Warming. I actually think some diseases and some conditions are created by psychotherapists! I mean honestly Of well hey did anyone read this yet? It is a blog as near as I can tell about Americas 3 Presidential Candidates for this years coming election. Very interesting read I agree whole heartedly except when this man vents on Hillary. I think some of his claims are just but, believe the majority of his bad vibes on Hillary a
Pick Your Prize Giveaway # 4
Due to popular demand...im running another "Pick your Prize Giveaway" Spaces are limited so get in quickly...You MUST send me a message...I will not accept shoutbox entries...and they will be in order of First in Best Dressed. This is what is on offer... BLING PACKS:( I will offer 5 of these ) 6,000 comments........One week time limit. ONE DAY BLAST: 6,000 comments.........One week time limit. 3 DAY BLAST: 8,500 comments........10 day time limit ONE MONTH VIP OR 7 DAY BLAST Either of the above.............12,000 comments........Two week time limit 4 TICKER MESSAGES 10,000 comments.......Two week time limit. 30 DAY BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP I will only offer one each of these..............28,000 comments........Three week time limit *****SPECIAL OFFER PACKS*****:( I will only offer 2 each of these ) 7 day blast or 1 month VIP PLUS a bling Pack...15,000 comments....three week time limit 30 day blast or 3 month VIP PLUS a bling Pack.........30,000 comment
Choose Your Commitments Like You Choose Your Friends.
Monday, April 21, 2008 Choose your commitments You won't be able to commit to anything if you try to commit to everything. Be willing to say no to the things that are not really important, and you'll be able to say yes, in a big way, to those things that are most meaningful. A few, carefully selected, quality commitments will bring much more value to your life than a whole calendar full of shallow, relatively meaningless ones. The depth and meaning of life's experiences matter more than the sheer volume of them. Just because you're busy doesn't necessarily mean you're making real progress. Take some time to consider just where all that activity is taking you. Life is filled with all sorts of wonderful opportunities for real fulfillment. There's no need to grab at everything that happens to come by. Every single day is precious and unique. Spend each day moving life forward in a personally meaningful way. Choose your commitments with care and grace, with love and purpos
Help Him Out Please...
Check him out!!!! This is his first contest and he needs our help. If you leave 100 comments or more he will return the love. Contest ends April 23,2008 15k or more to win... Add, Fan and Rate the host.... MishNumber1 ♥ FuOwned/FuOwner Of Sexygranny1967~FWC & WISEUKF Owner~SUP ClubFAR ShadowLevelers@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by...... Carnie@ fubar
Bad News In The World Of Lou....
I don't really feel like retyping it all, so go read the post I wrote on my blog today... Meh. Pure freakin' meh. So how's everyone in fubarland doing? :D
C'mon In, All Are Welcome!! :d
Loveless
This loveless fascination You sure is inside You took it on location Within this great divide Give me more You can leave your expectations And catch them all aside Beyond the separation Beyond this great divide Beyond this oscillation Beyond the rising tide Within this great divide Give me more Took out this frustration Its just a state of mind Within this great divide So give it ..
Horrible Weekend
What a weekend. I could use some help. Saturday night i went to the restroom, went to get up and i blacked out and collapsed. I hit my head on what i still havent figured out. I was unconcious for a short time, and when I woke up I couldn't get up and all I saw was blood. So I called my wife into help me up. After she got me up we went to the er and te put 8 staples in my head. I also hurt my shoulder when I fell. So for the help. Does any one know a reason that would cause me to blackout. I know it wasn't my blood suger they tested that and it was purfect.
A Knife In The Back Is Worth Twelve In The Heart.
My body hurts kitty. My body hurts, and my heart hurts. Make it stop. Make it stop. I don't even know why. When I'm not really out anything. I'm up. Or so they all say. Then why... why is it all so empty. Why am I so tired so injured, so angry? You can help right? even just a little, that's all I'd ask anyway.
To Read
WASTED TIME The time that Ive wasted is my biggest regret, Spent in these places, I will never forget. Just sitting and thinking about the things Ive done, The crying, the laughing, the hurt, and the fun. Now its just me and my hard-driven guilt, Behind a wall of emptiness, I allowed to be built. Im trapped in my body, just wanting to run, Back to my youth with its laughter and fun. But the chase is over and theres no place to hide, Everything is gone, including my pride. With reality suddenly right in my face, Im scared, alone, and stuck in this place. Now memories of the past flash through my head, And the pain is obvious by the tears that I shed. I ask myself why and where I went wrong, I guess I was weak when I should have been strong. Living for the drugs and the wings I have grown, My feelings were lost, and afraid to be shown. As I look at my past its so easy to see, The fear that I had, afraid to be me. I pretended to be rugged, so fas
My Uncle John
One of my earliest memories was of my Uncle John. He was tall and lanky and dressed in a military uniform. I must have been 3 or 4 years old and I know someone was holding me, because I was up high. A lot of my relatives were in my grandma's living room, and everyone was saying goodbye to my Uncle John. I remember he waved as he walked out the front door. He was going to Vietnam. Well, he did come back. He brought with him two Vietnamese dolls dressed in silk with traditional hats which my grandmother kept up on a window ledge for display. One was dressed in blue, the other in purple. I was fascinated with them and always asked my grandmother if I could play with them. She would let me, then put them back up. I was always at my grandma's, she pretty much raised me. My mother once said to me that giving me to my grandma to take care of took her mind off her son being in Vietnam. Because he had two tours. He was the only son of five siblings. Well, Uncle Joh
Running Thirsty
We go our separate ways through the portals of love Truth was in creating, not the aftermath Can't say I was nothing before you came into my life I will keep the memories for when my soul gets weary Bittersweet stories, they always have no end In the quietude of daybreak, we watch the sunlight bend Can't say I was nothing before you came into my life Now I'm late for the urban train to get back on the road again Running thirsty in the rain I'm breaking through those clouds again
Mon 04-21-06 (loss)
e n o u g h _ s a i d ! ============================================= I am seriously in pain ... The most sickening kind of pain. Loss I lost my very good friend I lost my business partner. He was 56 with a wife, children and more friends than an average person could wish or hope for. He was loved for just being himself. Also something most people dream of. In this abruptly ended life, His success can not be measured with any known device. Only materiel things are made to be measured and what he gave to anyone who was lucky enough to meet him ... Was that spirit of kindness The understanding and forgiveness The shoulder to lean on and that sincere smile that could brighten the darkest moods. With his strong headed & back both he was never afraid to put either out - to help out - those who needed it. I was inspired by his warmth In awe of his generosity and truthfully a better man because I was blessed to know him. I will mis
Set 3
Set 3 Is now up on WickedDollz.net ..Check it out! and if you feel like it vote for me as Wicked Doll of the Month.. Just click the Image below to send you directly to the Voting Page Thanks Much! -- Lily (NightBride Doll)
Bullshit...!!
CAN U TELL ME Y OUR GOV WOULD DO SUCH A THING WE HAVE OUR MEN AND WOMEN OVER THERE FIGHTIN AND DYIN FOR NOTHIN OMG ITS SO FUCKED UP JUST WATCH THE VIDEO AND U WILL KNO WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT..!! I PRAY AND RESPECT OUR MEN AND WOMEN FOR WHAT THEY DO FOR US BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH THEY DONT NEED TO BE OVER THERE WHEN ITS OUR OWN GOV DOIN IT...!!!
Rambling 1
Okay so I am bored and tired. I decided to write a blog. About what I have no clue.
Falling Into Oblivion
It feels so alone right now I hate the fact that noone understands what I am going through and it feels I have noone to talk to about it. I can't talk to much about it to my friends because everything I am going through is my fault in some way and why talk about it when noone understands not even me. I just want to be held and protected. Right now I feel I am alone in the darkness trying to fight off my fears. I'm scared and tired and lonely and trying not to be. I don't know how I can let this effect me so much and I know no one believes me when I say I don't want him back or love him. I'm not going to take him back and I am scared of what he has planed noone thinks it's a big deal but I feel it coming I feel it's not over and I need to be protected. I hate being scared of someone I use to spend all my time with and at one point I thought I loved. I hate that noone has any faith in me any more. I wish I could turn back time and change all the things I did. I don't regret anything I ha
Count That Day Lost
If you sit down at set of sun And count the acts that you have done, And, counting, find One self-denying deed, one word That eased the heart of him who heard, One glance most kind That fell like sunshine where it went -- Then you may count that day well spent. But if, through all the livelong day, You've cheered no heart, by yea or nay -- If, through it all You've nothing done that you can trace That brought the sunshine to one face-- No act most small That helped some soul and nothing cost -- Then count that day as worse than lost. by George Eliot
Men: Are You Too Needy?
10 Signs You're Being Needy By David Wygant Special to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Apr 21, 2008 RATING THIS ARTICLE Average (604 votes) Rate it: Sign in to rate! Read all 10 comments TOOLS Email Article Printable View Add to del.icio.us Add to Digg In my ten years of coaching men and women on the perils of dating and relationships, the one journey women tell me they never want to go on again is meeting and hanging out with the "needy and clingy" man. Nothing turns women off more than a guy who is really needy. Nothing turns women off more than a guy who is really needy. Now, I can practically hear men's voices protesting from everywhere, saying "But David, there are a lot of needy women too!" This article is not about them... it's about you. Below are ten signs that you are being needy. Remember you are trying to attract women, not turn them off. So if you suffer from any of these signs of neediness, you need to immediately stop those act
Monster.....
I stop every one never let them get close I just run away from those on my face a war painting behind it Im hiding like the monster of lochness Im stranger from darkness I look up to morning sky and wish I could fly Hey, I feel every second I live second I steal I have nothing to give Like the monster of lochness Im stranger from darkness Just an outlaw runaway asking for place to stay this world of man I cant understant Im stranger from darkness like the monster of lochness. Im looking every where Hoping that someones there... commentburner.com
Please Don't Go!!
Ok this lovely woman in the link below is feeling up set right now and she feels that since she put her NSFW pics to private that none of her friends wants to show her love at all. So just to prove her wrong on this. I'm asking my friends/fans and family members to go and rate all her stuff and show her the love that she deserves on here. Show her it is worth to stay on here and for her not to leave this site, cause she will be deeply missed by many of her close friends on here!!!! y ߺ Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubar
New Club F.a.r. Team Captains
1st let me send love to all my Fubar friends, fans and most of all MY FAMILIA "CLUB F.A.R." the #1 family on the FU. I am announcing the formation of 8 Club F.A.R. TEAMS to better regulate the large number of members. Currently there are 8 TEAMS with 2 CPT"S per team and will in time consist of a 5 to 6 TEAM leadership with currently about 40 to 50 members per team. This is a process that has just started and will take a little while longer til we get to where we want to be. I have assigned 2 CPTS per team and they and i will assign rest of team leadership which will consist of Greeters, Pimps/Pimpettes and enforcers. I have also assigned a few initial members to each team by my choice and CPT's request. If you want into any specific team, please leave a msg with one of the TEAM CPT's of the team you wish to join and they will get with me for final approving. You have to get on it tho as members will be divided equally for now and then members can in the future join w
When I Get To Heaven...
When I get to Heaven, I'm gonna sidle right up to the bar and order me an extra tall glass of "fuggetaboutit".
My New Pics
tell me what u think about and which one u like lol:-)
Say I, The Story Of Those Who Prayed
She whisked away my soul, said I, to the demon who stood before me. She left me free to roam, said she, in a far and distant memory. Here I have seen exposed, said I, men and women burning gingerly. I will follow my muse when he goes said she, as she whispered on the fleeting breeze. Your essence will leave you soon, to me, such fleeting breaths are your last. But I have not lived long enough to rue, to her, to deport my baby from the nest. Your child will not know your rule, to me, nor a name to pick you from the mass. He has your eyes, and your fierce love, said she, in my dreams I can hear him cry. And with a handshake our time is up said he, is there noone to say goodbye? What do you wish to trade? asked the demon That only she lives and mothers my son and that her affection for him never wanes that he may go on and forever love.
Stuff I've Liked This Past Week
Ok, so in my week off, I got my hands on some things, and some of them I liked a lot. For instance, 'The Darjeeling Limited' is a great film if you like films about brothers on trains in India, and 'Into The Wild' is a great film if you like films where a man isn't very happy and so decides to live on his own in a bus. You might also like some cds. Two good cs I got this week are the new cds by Dawn Landes (I think it's called 'Fireproof' or something) and Why? (which is called 'Alopecia'). Finally, if you like comics, why not check out 'Little Things', which is the new comic by Jeffrey 'My Girlfriend Left Me' Brown - it's very cool.
Bdsm
THE BOYFRIEND SUBSTITUTE She dangled the short pieces of cord in front of his face. Gonna let me tie you up then? she asked, jokingly, but with a wicked grin. Youll crease my shirt, he replied, although he was excited by the idea. Take it off. She almost ordered him, excited herself at the thought of it. **************************************** He had found her attractive from the first moment they had met. She had rebuffed his advances, telling him she liked him as a friend. She teased continuously, always standing so close to him he could smell her perfume and her natural scent, but still pushing him away if he tried to touch her. She had immediately recognised how attracted to her he was, and took advantage of this. She encouraged him, and discouraged him at the same time. She asked him to drive her home after work, invited him in for coffee, but always invented some reason she needed him to leave as soon as he started to look too comfortable. Today was no
If U Have...
if u have fanned and ratedd me or anything n i havent returned tha love plz send me a message or send me a profile comment
Life Is To Short
I believe you should, laugh when you can, apologize when you should..and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything and have NO regrets. Life is to short to be ANYTHING but happy! Also: Life is to short to wake up with regrets. So love the people that treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it! And: Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are
Closer Still
2 Weeks away from being done with school. This week is going to be rough but it has to be done. I have a presentation to do on Wednesday and then right after that class I leave for DC for another interview. Then I get to hole myself up in the library to write 2 papers all weekend... so no fun for me. Great. Grand. Wonderful. How many miles to Philadelphia...?
Be A Man!!!
From my own personal experiences of dating and relationships, the one journey I have learned womem never want to go on again is meeting and hanging out with the "needy and clingy" man. Nothing turns women off more than a guy who is really needy. Now, I can practically hear men's voices protesting from everywhere, saying "But there are a lot of needy women too!" This is not about them... it's about you. Below are ten signs that you are being needy. Remember you are trying to attract women, not turn them off. So if you suffer from any of these signs of neediness, you need to immediately stop those actions. 1. You just walked a woman to her door at the end of a date. Instead of kissing her, you ask her if she had a good time. Women are attracted to confident men. They don't want to have to tell you that they had a good time on a date... they want you to be secure enough in yourself to assume that they had a good time. 2. You called a woman last night and she has not yet call
Takin The Long, Winding Road...
The Long Winding Road Here I am It's 3:15AM I'm sitting here and wondering What did I do wrong? Somebody I trusted for three years Someone I thought cared Decided tonight to just go ahead And rip me behind the back of my head Elizabeth Penner never got the memo Friendship is something to respect But really quick she went emo And lost all of it with some disconnect Her friends, they are none No other shoulders to bear the load Now that its over we're gone To begin to take the long, winding road
Part 3
And thus it began. We are now at the meat and potatoes of the story, the heart, if you will. This is where all the good stuff happens, and people reading will refuse to blink. Before we begin though, let me thoroughly explain this. All throughout highschool, people thought I was a drug addict. I refuse the very thought, it was just that I didnt get much sleep regualarly, and my eyes were normally bloodshot, that being said, we may continue. We spoke of all manor of things. She noted the silver cross that hung from my neck, and asked if I was Christian. I dually noted that I despised the thought of God or anything cruel enough to let being continue existing (see where the reference to not smoking pot comes in handy?). The cross had once belonged to my grandfather, and it now belonged to me. I told her that it was probably my most prized possession, and how even though I tried incredibly hard, I couldnt remember his face. We talked about my family, my car, we talked alot about me. I
Part 2
And this is where I tell you about a dream I had while unconscious. I don't though. Ever since I can remember, I have not dreamt one thing. It's like a endless cycle; I go to sleep, I wake up in what seems like an instant, I throw on my pants, tie my shoes, light up a smooth menthol Kool. I didn't even realize I had been unconscious when I woke in the back of Jazz's car. It was a four door piece of shit that both of us had driven to Hell and back. Jazz and Ms. Oasis were sitting in the front seat. My head, for some reason was resting on another girl's shoulder. I remember first checking for drool. That would have been embarrasing. You awake Mal? I groaned something that might have formed a yes, and reached into my pocket. The weight of my body falling on top of my cigarettes had crushed the pack. Many were broken, but I managed to fish out just a badly bent one. I lost my fuckin' lighter. I groaned. Jazz chuckled for a minute and threw his back at me. I dragged deep, looking out
Part 1
Did you know that life ends after one love? That one that got away and all. I've been stuck here in my parent's basement thinking about the arguements I've had since, the relationships and the years wasted. Word to the wise, you will not like me. I am not a nice person, and the closer I get to that day, the worse for wear I am. It was New Years. A party, one that I'm not entirely sure I was supposed to be at. It was in the middle of east central Illinois cornfields, a raucus gathering of adolescent rebellion. There's something of curious particular note. Is a cornfield or a bean field still a corn or bean field in the middle of winter? We were off in the distance, 2 in the a.m. a blazing fire reaching towards the clouded night sky. I remember the sky well, and wanting the moon to scratch it's way through. I was alone, as I had been for many years prior. It changed that night. I won't use the word angel, damn cliche, but this oasis of our cold little desert caught my eye, as I
Sunday
Such a long day, im exausted? Ever have one of those?
Copyright Warning
all of work has already been copyrighter prior to the new year. New work is copyrighted as it is finished via http://www.copyright.gov/
To My Baby
Just wanted to let the whole bar know that I love you.
Ugly Naked Fat Chicks?
I'm curious here if I'm a total bitch. There was a huge fat chick in lingerie with "MILF" as her display name on MySpace. I got in some kind of mood and sent her a nasty message about throwing up and deleting her so I didn't have to subject myself to it. Most of my friends laughed hysterically, other people said that I'm no one to judge what people post because I'm not perfect. I know I'm not perfect but I don't weigh like 400 pounds. What do you think, do you want to see big fat chicks as equally naked as me?
I Got Hit On At Work
well today i was at a new store and we were slow and i was bored so when these guys came through our drive through i just decided to be a little goofy. they all got a kick out of it and ended up coming through our drive thru at least four times and ended up trying to talk for a few minutes each time. well they could have just been goofing off with nothing better to do but it was fun. no i was not flirting either i am to much in love with my husband to flirt with any man. then this one customer ordered a sandwich and i asked if there was anything else and he said yeah your phone number with that to. he was not bad looking for a 23 year old and it was flattering for a younger guy to flirt with me even if he was doing it just to be funny. i was definitely flattered but i will stick with my sexy hubby. no man is as sexy as my husband though.
7 Types Of Sex
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet Someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner For a short time and you are so needy you will Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner For a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and You usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner For too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say 'screw you.
Today
Today I read a bulletin that charged that there were simple rules to maintaining a relationship with women. This unfortunately is an impossible task, each person is an individual and no set of rules will cover them all or even most for that matter. One of the many rules said never ever slap a woman... for those of who have dated certain women you know this to be a bold face lie. Ive dated women that couldnt get off with out a good hard slap on the ass (and before some Jack ass says that means Im doing something wrong means that you are too stuck on yourself to realize that those who do are the only ones doing it right, sex is more than your cock you fucking Tard) and to some even fewer a slap in the face is better. I do not condone violence to the fairer gender but some things may just need to be done. The Only rule you can apply to %100 of relationships is a need for empathy. If you can tune into what a lover needs you can make the relationship last as long as you want.
Are There Any Guys Out There, Like This?
Body: When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she l
Im In My First Auction
imikimi - Customize Your World Hey all im in my first auction yay for me haha.. anyways it starts on monday at noon est time. so if you would like to own me then all ya hafta do is come and bid on me :) What i will offer -------------------------------- all pics rated 11's during HH ================== all stash rated during HH ================== daily comments ================== daily drinks =================== be my number 1 top friend for a month ================== add to top family for a month ================== 1 sfw personal salute ================== pimp out blog =================== pimp out bully ===================== owned by their name ==================== 1 big pimpin gift ==================== If bid is high enough i will add more :) imikimi - Customize Your World (repost of original by '♥~BRATT~♥' on '2008-04-20 22:46:21')
Its Different
stupid shit plasters the walls sizemic activity in the class room halls spinning lies fill their heads watching kids walk by as their brains were under fead the emptyness is aparent sad is the excuse of the kids these days respect is no were to be found additude has come to the screeching high but brains have fell since my day i guess i am just older now, wiser i grow in time maybe i was like that maybe i was the same way maybe maybe
5 Years Ago (old Video Of Me & My Friends)
Youtube Video
Shakira featuring Danzig...my husband found this on youtube awhile back--we thought it was hilarious so i hafta share it!!!!
Be Free!
A smile shown in wonderous eyes A glow of Love in a shy disguise a Care free soul set free from a cage That holds it locked up tight... Can you free me from a world of sorrow Show me a better tomorrow Open my eyes up wide and let me in A gaze upon me from across the room A fiery stare where envy looms a wish of a friendly sould like yours unleashed needs of respect can you free me from a world of sorrow Show me a better tomorrow Open my eyes wide and let me in Scared of letting go of secrets never told Ashamed of what my past holds trying to open a gate deep inside To let the waters flow Can you free me from a world of sorrow Show me a better tomorrow Open my eyes wide and let me in I want to let go of my memories that hurt Still fearing being drug through the dirt As my past has done before Can you unlock my heart? Can you free me from a world of sorrow Show me a better tomorrow Open my eyes wide and let me in Tell me I can make it my own A
Defeat
I'm so addicted to your fallacies I've never tasted poison But I know that if it's just like this I never want to miss Another drop Everyone who tries it looks the same Their glazed eyes shine; their smiles glow With the fire of a lucid hope That something that you say Just might be truth I know because I see it in myself And everything I think of Is consumed by disillusionment My eyes are blank like theirs I have no soul I bid farewell to love in ignorance I know that this, my downfall, Is a beautifully strange disease It breaks my heart, it brings Me to my knees I wish this crystal could reflect The things that I should now expect From you. Deception's lustre fades as knowledge grows So take away these thoughts that Try to teach me something real and true I never want to run Away from you.
Weird-ass Poetry.
The daisies whispered to the crying wind The death of all that's good on earth has come When masks replace the elegance and grace Of their humanity, their given face Uprooted in the coldest season yet The children stretch their fingers heavenward And search for some God-given providence Before they're stripped of all their last defense A generation lonely, lost at sea Adrift amidst the vying wolves that cry Each to their own, their message plain and bare To be yourself will bring you to nowhere. The iron mask replaces that which was, Expressionism is a fleeting dream Emotion has no place upon this earth And individuality no worth Come, my children, come and play The faceless mask will lead the way A solace is not there within their grasp And now without it, there is certainty That they will pass this mask on to their heirs And seal them to the fate which once was theirs They reach for peace but find this emptiness This soulless void which never will e
My Addiction
Somewhere in the world tonight A teenage girl waits for the light To fade away Out the window, silent steps Craving it with every breath Her addiction And the needle in her vein Drives the demons away But you! You're inescapable Your mark's untraceable I need you so bad I can hardly breathe Yeah you, You're all that I can see You're always haunting me You're my addiction My addiction Somewhere in the world tonight A young man's giving up the fight Against himself His scars remind him of the truth That all the joy he found in youth Was just a lie And the blade of the knife Brings him solace tonight But you! You're inescapable Your mark's untraceable I need you so bad I can hardly breathe Yeah you, You're all that I can see You're always haunting me You're my addiction My addiction I need you like a junkie Needs another high I need you like a politician Needs another lie Withdrawal is a bitch And I'm screaming for you I need one more dose
Baby Bash & T-paine "cyclone' Video ""hot""
Untitled
So broken, so cold Do you hear me anymore? I'm spiralling down so fast It makes your head spin What kind of world is this When not even the angels Will stoop to wipe away These burning tears When not even love Can fix this broken heart? Oh, ambiguity You've taken hold of me. I love you with The strongest apathy. So broken, so cold Having joy is out of style I'm running so damn quickly It makes your heart bleed What kind of world is this When not even the broken Can find a bit of love Within them for the hurting When not even money Can buy my happiness? Oh, ambiguity You've taken over me I love you with The strongest apathy. What kind of world is this Where 'I love you' means 'I hate you' Where smiles mean agony Where even Jesus love Fails to warm my frozen heart? I care not. Oh animosity You've broken all of me I'm drawn to this, Your lovely fallacy.
Walls
Every day I'm weakening Letting people see inside I can't keep up my faade And all these walls are breaking I'm not sure how they got there But apparently I built them all myself I don't want to be vulnerable Don't want to lose my armour I don't want to be this way Don't want to show my face These walls, so fortified How is it that they're crumbling Before my very eyes? And I'm not sure how they got there But apparently I built them all myself. I can't fight you anymore And I can't stand to lose I'm begging you, just go away I can't break down in front of you These walls, so fortified How is it that they're crumbling Before my very eyes? And I'm not sure how they got there But apparently I built them all myself.
Isn't
It isn't just music anymore. To her, it is beyond background noise, beyond entertainment, beyond emotion, beyond feeling, beyond ability. It is freedom. It is bondage. It is everything in between. With every blessed passionate note she can feel the stars burning behind her eyes, and the stars bleed firey rivulets of emotion. She can feel them stabbing into her brain, feel them piercinging pain down into her heart. She is a beautiful angel, laying broken in its talons. Every shard screams for more, contrary to what her fragmented form would suggest. She is lonely; yes, she is afraid. She is unable to control the effects of the drug. She shudders from the delectable poisoning. She gleams a glow of golden hope. He is nowhere to be found. He is still leaving; he is still taking; he is still sadistically smiling. He has never had anything to give. He is not welcome anymore; he is detested. He is the rhyme, the melody and the reason. It isn't just music anymore, nor shall it ever be
Untitled.
So many winding paths of thought Leading far from all conclusions Stumble over obstacles Shrouded by these endless shadows Wish I knew which way to turn Wish I could see past these illusions Of all the things I thought were true Everything I once believed in I don't want your map to guide me I'll find the way all on my own I'll do things just the way I see them Even if I have to walk alone So many liars telling me That they know which way's the right one Fall off the edge of this map Into horrors you can only feel Daytime dreams give way to nightmares It makes you want to turn and run In this dark that overwhelms Sometimes you can't see past yourself But I don't want your map to guide me I'll find the way all on my own I'll do things just the way I see them Even if I have to walk alone. And sometimes you do what it takes To follow their rules and not be a fake And sometimes it's all you can take To follow all their rules and not be a fake And sometim
Drugs And Medications
Tear my heart out Leave me hollow You do the same thing every time I'm so tired Of your lies It's time to leave the past behind Leave the past behind So lose the mask There's no beauty left For you to hide behind Expose your ugliness For all to see Maybe they'll escape while you take over me You take over me Sometimes I find this hope in dreaming That someday you'll be leaving. Black my eyes out Take my vision I'm so tired of seeing you Waiting for me Everywhere I go Pack your things up, Get the hell away from me Get the hell away from me Sometimes I find this hope in dreaming That someday you'll be leaving Sometimes I find this hope in dreaming That someday you'll be leaving Someday I'll find a way to let you go Medicate me Overrate me It's the only way to chase you away So listless I miss this And it never ever really kills the pain I guess I never should have hoped this anyway.
Sixty
I'm sure if I could sleep, Then I could clear this fog that's in my head I'll think of all the things I should have said But couldn't grasp the clarity to speak I promise I'll remember you If the side effects begin to fade Set my clock an hour late Fall on the floor and sleep without regret Wake up to obligations I'll forget And walk around asleep when I'm awake I promise I'll remember you When the side effects begin to fade I hope that I can do All of these things that I have promised you These sixty milligrams of side effects They make it all too easy to forget But I promise I'll remember you When the medications pull me through
Sleep Screams
She's too depressed to be alive Let alone to wake up and face the day Broken down by all that people say She's screaming for you In her sleep Screaming for you In her sleep Blood on her hands, hate in her heart Sleeps with one eye open Stays awake when it's dark She's crying for you In her dreams Crying for you In her dreams Hot tears pour down a frozen face She'd go anywhere but this place Daring you to take her there She's praying for freedom To no one Praying for freedom To no one Can you wake her from this nightmare Can you bring her back again? She needs you. She needs you. Where are you? She's screaming for you in her sleep Screaming for you in...
Roots Before Branchs
2012
Year 2012 is a very mysterious year. Nobody knows for sure what will happen in year 2012. But, the year 2012 has been included in many prophecies and is very important spiritually. Here is the latest information and most informative articles and resources on the year 2012: The Year 2012 by Adrian Cooper Our Ultimate Reality First and foremost we still do not know if anything at all will happen on December 21 2012, or at any time in 2012, or indeed at all. We will examine that more closely in just a moment. But quite simply, if, and only if the prophesies are true, then one of three fundamental situations will likely result immediately before, during and after the 2012 event based upon what we know to date: 1. Human beings will undergo a massive Spiritual evolutionary transition whereby true, Divine, Spiritual reality will be realised and experienced. Focus and abilities will no longer be materially based, but rather Spiritually based. If this comes to pass,
Gah
shoot, I hate when people say what they don't mean. My friends cousin keeps saying he loves me, I'm like Krissss don't say that. Serious. grrrrr, I dont wanna hear it if it isn't true. That's just a pet peeve
Good Slaveboy..lol
Attention Fubar!!!! I want to introduce you to my new Fu owner!!! And what a owner she is!!! She told me that if so many people do not come and spank her page, that she would handcuff me to a pole and pull out the whip
Wanna See The Bad Kitty Going Wild????
Bad Kitty gone Wild!!!!!!! This is the deal I will take a personalized salute and a session of pix of me Very Hot one for however do this!!! This is the deal the person who buy the thing gonna split the gifts between two people if u really wanna see the BAD KITTY GONE WILD picture u gonna do that and send me a private Message
Pls Read My Blog...
CHERISH **DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUS THIS IS ONLY THE NET ** I HAVE NO BOUNDARIES HERE** LMAO@ fubar..THIS PROFILE IS NOT MINE...ITS A FAKE!!!!BLOCKED HIM...Crazy Prophet (Personal and Photography page)@ fubar---THE ONE WHO MADE THE FAKE PROFILE!!!HES A CHICKEN FUCKER OLD DUDE!!!UN EDUCATED BASTARD!!
Ugly
She feels ugly today. It's not the kind of ugly that can be fixed by some coverup here, some mascara there. Caffeine won't fix it up and alcohol won't tone it down. It's the kind of ugly that comes from looking in the mirror and realizing that she's turned into a whore. The exhaustion lines by her eyes, the bitterness in her stare and the hardness in her heart are all telltale signs. She's not literally a whore. You won't find her at red lights, you'll rarely see her in a short skirt, and you may be surprised just how conservative she really is. But underneath it all, you will realize that she is a professional at selling out. Her price is never monetary; it is almost strictly emotional. There is no joy left in sex, no such thing as love. She is a sell-out; she is a whore; she is alone. There is no joy left in sex; there is no joy left at all. The ecstacy probably doesn't help, but she doesn't care. She just can't seem to shake the cravings or curb the addiction.
Scars
Song lyrics | Scars lyrics [Chorus:1] I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut My weakness is that I care too much My scars remind me that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel Drunk and I'm feeling down And I just wanna be alone I'm pissed 'cause you came around Why don't you just go home Cause you channel all your pain And I can't help you fix yourself Your making me insane All I can say is [Chorus:2] I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut My weakness is that I care too much and Our scars remind us that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel I tried to help you once Against my own advise I saw you going down But you never realized That your drowning in the water So I offered you my hand Compassion's in my nature Tonight is our last stand [Chorus2] I'm drunk and I'm feeling down And I just wanna be alone You shouldn't ever came around Why don't you just go home? Cause your drowning in the water
This Is For You...
THIS IS A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO RATED PICS, STASH, RATED, FANNED AND ADDED ME, SENT ME BLING, SENT ME FUBUCKS, TOOK SCREEN SHOTS, PIMPED ME OUT IN YOUR SHOUT BOXES, MADE BULLY'S AND SENT YOUR FRIENDS TO MAKE MY HAPPY HOUR A SUCCESS... Compliment Comments at CommentBlast.com SUPERFLYCHICKEN.COM Yeah I know it's generic :( but I can't do the pretty ones...AGain, thank you all so much...
Sexy Name
Get Your Sexy Name
Back In The Saddle
Hey everyone , i am back and better than ever. I suffered a pretty bad car accident,which broke 6 bones im my body, but i am as good as new so this is for everyone i havent talked to in a while ,and just wanted to apologize to everyone so hit me up. Much Love , viper22
The Rescue
The Rescue Here comes your knight charging fast across the land, Seeking to save his fair lady's hand, Mounted there on his noble young steed, Urging it onward, gathering more speed. His steed is as black as the blackest night, Except for its' forehead, a star blazing white, Power and grace flows under the knight, To rescue his lady, and make all things right. Not stopping though around him the storm does rage, His eyes all a glow with a bright red haze, Drawing the fury of the storm into him, Knowing that to his lady he must win. Racing right up to the castle's walls, As the arrows around him begin to fall, Up the wall he now does climb, Thoughts of his lady filling his mind. Around him now the arrows still shower, He continues to draw on the storms awsome power, An arrow strikes hard but he ignores the pain, Thoughts of his lady are keeping him substained. Higher now, soon he is over the top, The enemy falls back, unable to stop, The rage inside i
Player Sunset Cafe
You Might Be Having A Bad Day When...
You might be having a bad day, if: 1] You woke up in a strange place 2] Your new diet doesn't seem to be working 3] You pulled a muscle while trying to exercise 4] Your new hat looked better on you at the store 5] You keep losing things 6] You feel like you're in the wrong place at the wrong time 7] The boss chewed you out at work 8] You got caught in the rain at lunchtime 9] You feel trapped somehow... 10] Traffic on the way home was brutal
The Catfight Has Begun!!!
THE CAT FIGHT HAS BEGUN AND IT'S ALREADY NOT SO PRETTY!! REMEMBER, YOU WANT YOUR FRIEND TO HAVE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF COMMENTS TO STAY IN THE GAME! SO, BOMB THE OTHERS! FIRST ELIMINATION HAPPENS TUESDAY! AFTER THAT, EVERY NIGHT IS ELIMINATION NIGHT UNTIL THE 1 WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF COMMENTS IS LEFT TO WIN! BOMB HARD AND BOMB SMART! IT'S A PROCESS OF ELIMINATION. CLICK THIS LINK TO GO TO THE ALBUM MASTER'S SEXIEST PUSSY CAT Thats right MASTER will be having the best contest He will be having a contest for woman only The winner will be blinged 30 times And permanent pimp on MASTER'S page as Master's sexiest pussy cat And a pimp on Wonder Womans page too It will run from sunday April 20 midnight est Until April 30 midnight est The rules are real simple The only rule is.. The person with the least amount of comments win Thats right ladies you get to have all your friends comment the other womans pic... As many times as you can
Rain & Moonshine
You know how the sun looks when the sun is shining and it is raining? The way the sun seems to shine through the clouds and on other clouds? That is such a beautiful sight.... Well I saw a night version of that with a full moon. Some of the clouds would partially cover the moon. The shine of the moon would shimmer through the clouds and onto other clouds that was near... I wished I could take what I saw and paint a picture of it.....
Enertia
Come check out Wicked And Join the Family!! Dj Enertia is Live..... Let the road lead you to me....@ wicked (repost of original by '.+:Enertia:+. [Juggalo Wally's Gurl] JuggaLette for LYFE! [DJ @ Wicked] [BABY SPICE FOR REAL!]' on '2008-04-20 21:49:19')
I Am Hosting My First Auction!
border=0> I AM HOSTING MY FIRST AUCTION!!!!! The auction will start April 27th at 12pm MST and will end May 11th at 12pm MST. There will be an entry fee of 5k fu-bucks with bids starting at 10,000 fu-bucks! To enter the auction you must have a salute pic and send me a private message with a link to your pic of choice SFW (must be a pic of you) and what you are offering to your owner! As with any standard auction all money bids will override fubuck bids. Heres a break down of cash value/fubucks $1 = 50000 fubucks $5 = 250000 fubucks $10 = 500000 fubucks $20 = 1 million fubucks $50 = 2.5 million fubucks $100 = 5 million fubucks A bonus will be added for Rates. Whoever has the most rates at the end of the auction will receive a 2 official blingys of my choice given during happy hour and 50k fubucks. Rules 1. NO DRAMA any will cause your pic to be disqualified, deleted and you blocked!! 2. All pics must be SFW or deemed by me SFW. 3. Entries c
When Will It Be Real..
I've been through some rough shit in my past with men. They all seems to convince me that they are real and well they seem to use the fuck out of me so they can get what they want make me believe in them even fall for them just for them to shit on my heart like I am nothing. Go figure it is all about sex. I love sex and I am not afraid to express myself during it. And When you think ok maybe this one is just after that well you were wrong ..I want it get it clear in these guys heads I can get it when I want whenever I want that is not all I need. I want to feel like I am a godess in their arms . That I am who and what they want.That they could fall in love with me all over again and know that it was meant to be.but Who know I don't I want to know what their defintion of love is..? I m almost 32 yrs old the games are over with it is time to get real..It is just really pissing me off..later
My Humor
Brian: I just got my pecker wet Brian: yeah I have a toy rooster Brian: and I took him in the tub with me Brian: I wet my pecker and soaped my cock Brian: it was so slippery Brian: and it grew too Brian: from absorbing all the water pervert Brian: it was such a happy cock Brian: I squeezed it and it squirted Brian: water you perv Brian: my cock hit me in the eye when it squirted Emerald: im crying Brian: don't cry Brian: that is not the sad part Brian: I was upset cause it squirted in my eye Brian: so I began to chock my cock Brian: Yes, I choked my chicken Brian: That didn't work too well so I began to beat it Brian: Soon my cock was just raw meat Brian: My girlfriend walked in and there I was beating my meat
Lonely N New Round Here...
if you rate my pics ill rate yours... add me as a freind ill buy beers bling my profile ill bling yours!!!
The Real Joey Zealous
In case you think you know me..you really dont...I spent most of my twenties behind bars..I been shot,stabbed,draged by cars,robbed and did some robbing..wich i aint proud of.My life has been nothin but pain and suffering.but out of all the drama in my life..i beat the odds.i went back to school(*art)and graduated..i been all over the country,worked my ass off to acomplsh my goals.I was once and still am a graffiti artist wich i honed my skills to get through college..i finnally got tired of hustling..cant get a job cause of the mistakes in my past..wich i cant shake,cant teach,cause im an ex-felon....but i never gave up just like my big sis taught me..if you wanna know more,just ask..i have a billionn and one stories...
Save The Internet!!!
Dear Friends, This is the real deal. Big phone and cable companies are trying to get rid of Net Neutrality, the fundamental principle that prevents them from discriminating against your favorite Web sites and services. Unless we speak out to our members of Congress, they could move to allow large telephone and cable companies TO CONTROL WHAT YOU DO, WHAT YOU SAY, WHERE YOU GO AND WHAT YOU WATCH ONLINE. Visit the URL below to learn more about what's at stake and send a loud message directly to Congress: https://secure. freepress. net/site/Advocacy?id=162 To take action on this issue, click on the link below: https://secure. freepress. net/site/Advocacy?s_oo=gmzTP4o6wyk7slfvIA2mKg..&id=162 If the text above does not appear as a link or it wraps across multiple lines, then copy and paste it into the address area of your browser.
The Ultimate Girls Night In
The Ultimate Girls Night In Are you looking for a bachelorette party, bridal shower or other ladies night? Passion Parties Etc. are the ultimate tastefully done and lots of fun. Contact Mary at nursericke@yahoo.com or http://nursericke.yourpassionconsultant.com or call 530-917-8640
Greetings
I am gone this week and I will be back next week but I will be VERY Busy. Love to all, and I love my guy the best. :)
My Girl Singing
Bbw's Have Feelings Too...
I dont think i should be put down because of my size .. Im a good person and if u cant look past me bein a big girl I dont need you as a friend ..Another thing it kills me the men who wanna talk but cant add me to their list not just on here but anywhere ,because they are afraid of what their friends will say to them ..So im not goin to be ashamed of my size because u think i should......
Show Me Some Love !!!!!!!
Can you show me some love to my page please.I wanna be leveled up soon.I been stuck on 22 for awhile now and was gonna see if you can help me out here.Heres the pic link for it. ~SEXYBITCH MAD FU-BOMBER~@ fubar
I'm Up For Auction
I've entered my first auction. Come on by and bid on me. And whiole your there....don't forget to F/A/R the Host of this Auction........-(`v)-ǵ r -(`v)- Here is what I'm offering to the winner: All pics rated during Happy Hour All Stash rated during Happy Hour Salute pic from me A Blog done about winner Daily comment "owned by" with winners name in my ID Winners name and link on my front page Daily gift 5 Graphics made by me Repost all requested bulletins Share winner's poage with friends, family and fans So stop by and bid on me........the link is below Bulletin Brought to You by Юgm - Please read profile before adding@ fubar
Cost
So many times I have walked away So many times I have turned to see your face So many times I am left confussed Why am I so lost in you It seems so unfair It seems so unreal That you could hold my soul But you will not feel Feel the beating of my fragile heart Broken like my soul Shattered and torn How is it that you touched me so deep How is it knowing this you sleep Wanting you Needing you Begging and pleading with GOD Not to leave me dying Not to leave me lonely Not to let me be broken I am nothing I am lost I am lonely You touched me I paid the cost
Hey Yall
We are now living with my mother in Alabama again....had another major fight with my father-in-law and he said he didn't give a damn about his only flesh and blood son or grandkids and for all he cared the 3 of them could die....resulting in us moving again..... My 15 yr old has to have his tonsils out on the 24th of the month, which is this week.....on the good side my mother got married on the 10th.
Support The Troops
Help Support The Troops I'm holding a contest starting next week and I am in need of Fubux for this contest, I don't have many and would like to be able to donate to the winners.I don't want the contestants to have to pay to enter. Any donations will be tallied and given to the winner/s of the contest.If you have deep pockets and have bux laying around that you don't use then please send them my way. Keep watching for the rules and contest start date. Click this picture link to take you to my page to donate: *Pink0828*~*~Sign My Guest Book Please~*~@ fubar Muahhhhh
I Have Crush Un You!
hmmmmm add me to my email...hotmelisa69@hotmail.com i have crush on you!
I Made My Mom Cry...
(Crysta's words exactly...not a paraphrase or a third party wording) One day a few years back. I was not having such a good day. I wanted to do something. I don't remember what, but that is not the important part of this experience. I got angry at her because she wouldn't let me have my way. I took all of my anger out on her, because I knew she would always be there in the end. I for 3 hours straight told her how horrible she was, how I hated her and wished that I was born in a different family. I even told her I wished that she was dead. She just sat there, she didn't cry. She didn't yell. She didn't get angry. She just let me go at her and keep going until finally I stopped. I thought she was going to yell back, or tell me I was grounded or cry or something. But what she did instead was the most amazing thing any oarent could ever do. She just looked at me and simply said "Crysta I Love You" I broke down and started to cry... I was never expecting her t
New Testament Kills!!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/testamentlegions do yourselves a favor, click on the link and enoy some real TRASH!
Felt Like It...
Nirvana - Sappy And if you save yourself You will make him happy He'll keep you in a jar And you'll think you're happy He'll give you breathing holes Then you'll think you're happy He'll cover you with grass And you'll think you're happy Now You're in a laundry room, You're in a laundry room Conclusion came to you, oh And if you cut yourself You will think you're happy He'll keep you in a jar Then you'll make him happy He'll give you breathing holes Then you'll think you're happy He'll cover you with grass Then you'll think you're happy Now You're in a laundry room, You're in a laundry room Conclusion came to you, oh And if you fool yourself You will make him happy He'll keep you in a jar And you'll think you're happy He'll give you breathing holes Then you will seem happy You'll wallow in your shit Then you'll think you're happy Now You're in a laundry room Conclusion came to you, oh
When I Was 5 I....
( this is in Crysta's words...no paraphrasing or third party talking is being done.) When I was 5 and in kinderguarden I had a little experience. I was sitting in class as I did everyday. My mom was there as she always was. She worked in my class helping out and all. I totally loved that. I got to see her all the time. My teacher Miss Frank was talking on the phone(her celli) to someone she new, her voice kept getting louder and louder. She was pssied at someone. But then she did something no teacher or adult should ever do, but if you are going to do it don't do it in front of kids... She cussed at someone over the phone. She said F**K you and bull S**t. I went straight up to her tugged on her skirt to get her attention. She said hold on to the person on the phone, "i'll have to call you back". She asked me what I needed. I said" Miss Frank what you just did was inappropriate, inexcusable behavior that should seise to ever happen again." She simply sai
So Strong On The Outside.....
so difficult to get in. if you read this.... wanna be my friend?
Club Voodoo
CLUB VOODOO IS CURRENTLY HIRING, NEED A JOB OR SOMETHING TO DO ON FUBAR? WANT TO MAKE GREAT TRUE FRIENDS? LOVE TO DJ? COME INTO CLUB VOODOO, THE PLACE TO BE, GREAT MUSIC, GREAT PEOPLE, NOTHING BETTER THAN HANGING OUT WITH TRUE FRIENDS AND FAMILY. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CLICK AND COME ON IN AND BE APART OF OUR FAMILY.
Native American Poem
2 Weeks Left Til Exams
I will be occupied a lot here with the last two weeks of school...so just bear with me and understand when I can and can not get on here...lol..take care to all and hopefully back on a regular basis...hehe!!
Those Who Knew Me,knew Me Well..
those of you who didn't can go to HELL!!
Everyone Should....
I Believe A birth certificate shows that we were born; a death certificate shows that we died; pictures show that we lived! I believe - That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - That you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe - That ei
Not Extactly Snakes On The Plane But Close...
Everytime round here when there not much rain, we have problems with snakes getting close to the house, looking fer water. Well usually thier in the yard on on the back steps. Well tonite a friend of mine n his wife came by to visit with me n my family. Well we decided to come out here to my shop to show em some stuff on the pc n some guns i been workin on. I had left the back door open cause we was smoking, n had been sitting out here fer a hour or so. They go ready to leave turned toward the back door n she hollered like hell pointing at the floor. No shit there was a 4 ft rattler laying there. They jumped up on my recliner n i didnt know what to do cause my shotgun was hanging above the door, so stupid me just rared back n luckliy kicked the fucker out the door. Before it could curl up n move, i luckily got the shotgun down n unloaded all 6 rounds of birdshot into it, nuffin was left of the bastard thankfully.We was all scard shitless cause that caught us all off gaurd. N to be hon
Rates
I wish there was a way for me to clarify to people that rate my EVERY PIC and expect me to do the same in return: I won't, since I am not into clicking pointlessly on every rate window for hours til fingers bleed to help out someone's ego. The only reason I put up pics is for people to enjoy lookin at them, hence I have so many art/nature/other pics and only several of myself. The same thing is with Stash: I post things there for people to discover new music and great visuals, not to get rates. Ughhh.
Test
My Personality Neuroticism32Extraversion60Openness to Experience84Agreeableness94Conscientiousness
Bunny
News Flash!!! The Death of The Energizer Bunny Shocks the World!!! Known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,... Foul play has not been ruled out.
Owie
Ok...first of all I will say I am so STUPID for not putting on sunscreen! But in my defense I was only out in the sun for maybe 45 mins. But the reason I am posting this blog is to tell everyone a remedy I found online that really helps take the "heat" out of a sunburn. I haven't been burned in a long time but you never forget the feeling. This remedy is amazing if I ever get another sunburn (which I hope I don't) I will use this again. Boil tea bags then cool off in the refrigerator (or just add some ice). Then pour into a spray bottle and spray all over the sun burned area. I did a few applications of this and my skin has significantly cooled down. As you can see by the pics below I am pretty red. (This is only 1 day of sun....I had no tan lines before today)
Bree Olsen Fake On Fubar.
Check the blog below and to the left...don't forget to rate and post your comments as always :D
Elmer's Glue
(this is in Crysta's word exactly...no paraphrasing or third person talking.) One day I was in the car with my sister Lakoda and her friend Suzanna called. When she called we pretended we were in a car business. So we made up names for ourselves and Lakoda had just put Elmer's Glue on her hands...so she named herself Elmer. Lakoda had just drawn me a pic of Tigger. So I called myself Tigger. Suzanna hunng up. The next time she called back we told her it was a prank. So she said she wanted to name the car comppany. Suzanna named it Mitsubishi Then I thought of something totally fantastic. Instead of having a car company named Mitsubishi we said it should be a brand of chewing gum from Tokyo. Then we took a pack of Orbits gum. We took it out of the wrapper and flipped it inside out. On the side we flipped inside out, we wrote mitsubishi gum. Me and Lakoda dressed up like Japanese girls then we sold the gum for $10. That was a really funny moment.
Make Love To Me
When he came thru the door, I was wishing for him to give me all he got, but I had to be patient, cuz he tends to sore my puney too fast too soon. Already prepared for the encounter, I did things a bit differently to stir things up.... I laid down, getting my unavailable hole ready cuz once tested before, he did not rip me...gentleness is the key, and I wanted more then just a mere fuck from him. He kissed me up & down my body, but I did not want him to taste me lips as yet. It was too soon. He kissed my ears, tongued me for a while, followed the pattern down my neck to my breast taking his time to appreciate both nipples pointing at him...going down to my stomach...my thighs...then I stopped him and brought him back up... I lathered him up with baby oil, then inserted him to an island once visited many moons ago. He went in so gently, like an adventurer exploring carefully in a jungle. I wanted him more than ever! He found a grove to flow to; baby oil making an easy glide...his hand
Im In An Auction - Starts 4.21.08
http://fubar.com/blog/205414/765854 Please read the blog by GoddessWildCherry~ She is hosting an auction and I am in it. It would be so nice if someone wanted to win me LOL Thanks and have a fantastic evening~ C~
Intro To Crystas Blogs
This is the beginning of all of Crysta's Awsomely Awsome Blogs. In these blogs you will learn about the weird yet facinating experiences and things about Crysta. One of the many topics you will learn about is... The Elmers Glue Story... When I was 5 I... I made my mom cry... and many more to come. Please read, learn, and enjoy... From Crysta Peace Out
Crysta's Intro...
Crysta is my daughter.. These blogs will be here thoughts and experiences. I am proud of my daughter and love everything that she tells me. I am going to share with all of you what she says is okay to share with you. She likes people to see her unique style and way of thinking, and how much fun she has in life so others may learn how to have fun from her experiences. She is 11 almost 12 years old, she is bright, intellegent, cunning, adventurous, spontanious, and enjoys everything life has to offer. She loves to teach people how to see the small things most people miss. She says it slows the fast goers down just enough that they may have the opportunity to have a little bit of fu at least once in there life. Don't let her age fool you, she is wise beyond her years and she is actually more thoughhtful than most adults can ever dream to be. She has more gumption in one pinky that most people have in there whole being, and she knows when to say something and when it is inaprop
User # 819489 = Fake Bree Olsen.
...here we go again... dreambree-@ fubar ...stolen pictures from Bree Olsen. She even stole her name. How stupid. Ask it for a salute and see what you get, and break out your shop deteting software.... ..The real Bree is pretty popular it seems. So if like, she came on Fubar for real, chances are very high that she would be a verified celebrity or at least a Rising Star like Tiffany. However, this VIP account is indeed. Fake. Don't be conned. Thanks as always.
Sunday April 19th 2008 [moi Ugly?]
well i was on singlesnet trying to find someone and i got told that im overwewight, (which iam by alittle) and too much information on me my glasses made my eyes glare ( I need them to type) lol. so i ratted on her and told he how shallow she was then blocked and reported her (was the only way to block her) i changed my info and that was that.... why some pees are so shallow to say something like that and be hurtful is beyond me
Answer
well to start off i am curious about this site. plus the people who r on it.
The Perfect Man For Me
The perfect man for me: kisses me goodnight has a sense of humor has a serious side grills amazing anything would walk in the park with me would ride paddle boats with me wouldn't play golf all the time knew he could have a poker night knows I need a girls night out knows I trust him on a beach trip with the boys can budget his money doesn't spoil me with expensive clothes would love to see me barefoot in the hammock would come with me to watch football, baseball, and to the beach so I could beat him in racing loves SNES has an optimistic attitude calls me when he says supports my stupid habits (like bubble blowing) blows kisses to me over the phone would buy me chalk for sidewalk drawing go downtown for the free music and free food introduces me to his friends as his girlfriend says I'm gorgeous or beautiful
Auction Time Again.... Woot
Do You Wanna Own Me For A Month? Do u Want To Be spoiled With My Love? Do you wanna Get Pimped Out? Wanna Play? Wanna Chat? Wanna Get Naughty? Want 11's? Want Gifts? Want Gifts From Me? Come On And Bid On Me! Click the Picture to Bid on me!
Manna
Do You Wanna Own Me For A Month? Do u Want To Be spoiled With My Love? Do you wanna Get Pimped Out? Wanna Play? Wanna Chat? Wanna Get Naughty? Want 11's? Want Gifts? Want Gifts From Me? Come On And Bid On Me! Click the Picture to Bid on me!
Application
if you're interrested please answer the questions please...... thanx
R.i.p. Amber A.k.a. Sexygurl
Stressed
I'm using this to write down my personal thoughts and feelings.. If anyone happens to read it then so be it.. As of April 17, 2008.. I suffered a mild heart attack.. I'm only 31 with two kids.. My son is 10 and my daughter is 8. As the doctors explained it to me.. I have been under way too much stress and that is what caused it..I now have to do a stress test and meet with a neutritionist and a heart doctor.. I have only told a few of my really close friends and tryin not to stress over it.. I have slowly started to eliminate my stress and tryin to figure out my "triggers".. As of right now.. I'm recooperating and doing fine.. Exhausted all the time but well.. Once again.. This is my own person thoughts and feelings.. I'm NOT looking for sympathy.. That's the last thing I want.. My thoughts on this.. I'm way too young and have a full life to live.. I have to keep in mind.. Everything will get better as the days go by..
Anyone Interested And Serious?
Hello All! I am trying to recruit people for my crew, The Misfit~Angels Leveling Crew. We help people level, in and out of the group as well as fight against child abuse. We need serious members who are willing to help others as needed when you are available to. I am only on a few days of the week and I was still made a member. I am just a member trying to recruit people, you have to contact the main page and let them know if you want to join! Thank you all and I hope to see you added to our crew soon! If you are interested, the page is: http://fubar.com/user/1271172 A link to the rules are: http://fubar.com/blog/164338
Trinket
Tk w Wkd Rlm$ h$bd to ♥h ♥ th ♥ He's 390k from Henchman... Lets show him some love and see if we can get him to the next level! I know there are a lot of us that are always helping others out, so lets see how far we can get him by midnight tonight!! Insane Clown PosseTilt-A-WhirlMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Mumms
Yall are so full of yourselves that you take this way too seriously. I mean come on now, you really think I would get that upset over a mumm. Oh plz, obviously you people have not heard of this new thing, it is called SARCASIM!!!. Not to mention I post this shit so you people will come to my page to check me out and find out why I am posting. It is a simple technique!! I think most of you guys need something stronger to drink. Maybe then you guys will be a tad more fun!!! Good grief, and yall tell me I got my panties in a bunch!
Luv
wat is up with this word... i mean alot of ppl say it but do they really mean it..? but i think that question has been answered. i think i hav found my true love well i hope i have anyways. u see we live in totally different states and this summer he will be goin to chicago to live on the base cause he will be in the navy... and right now i live in iowa and he lives in oklahoma so we will be closer but i hav to finish skool and everything and he wants me to move with him... i do love him though. i hope it works out =)
This Is Wrong And Should Not Have Happened!!!
Check out the story http://www. kxan. com/Global/story. asp?S=8165144 This story is very real and needs your attention. This is the superintendent of the high school where the kid was suspended for talking to his father while in Iraq. 254-547-1227 254-547-1227 x222 Dr Bobby Ott Deputy Superintendent For everyone of our loved ones who are over there, do this for them, for the families, let the school board know this is not ok, we will not tolerate this type of treatment. >>*KXAN News Story*
Custom Tags Now Available
Tags by Dragon Tamer Now Available I am offering customized tags and comment pics. If you would like for me to make you one, send me a private message with $1,000 for a still tag or $2,500 for an animated tag (Fu-Bucks of course) and either the pic number from the REQUEST Album, a pic you want to be used or an idea for me to work off of. I have samples in an album in my pics. Any pic or combination of pics of your choice may also be used. I will send you a confirmation message and an estimated time of completion (usually 2 or 3 days depending on the difficulty, number of orders, and time I have to work on them). Below are some samples of the things I can do... but this IS NOT a complete list : Bulletin Brought to You by Юgm - Please read profile before adding@ fubar
Dj Aj
COME CHECK OUT D.J. A.J. AND LET HER AMAZE YOU !!!! JUST CLICK MY LIPS AND COME SEE ME SOON !!! (repost of original by 'Thom~H.A.D.E.S. Founder~Missys R/L man' on '2008-04-20 18:49:26')
4-20
Happy 4-20! Kisses...
Are You Ready For Cialis? (unclassified Video)
Own Me!
So, I've decided to auction myself off again. I'm a nut, I know :P Click the pic below to see what I am offering and to go bid!!!
They Are Being Held Hostage!
Okay so its time to get this thing started!! Get your player at Mp3Profiles.com If you have been wondering where all those hotties have disappeared too....I have them. I have held them hostage and now I am holding them all for ransom!!! ok ok I wont kill them but I will tie them up and keep them for my own amusement. So check those Fu Bank accounts and bust out your wallets because for the right price I will let you take these sexy guys and girls home with you! Click the pics below to take you to the folders where they are being held captive! The hott chicks are here! The sexy guys are here!
Smoking..........
ok so......a lil bit ago was my last smoke...if i get on and am bitchy just ignore me this will be my 4th attempt to stop and stay that way so wish me luck!!!!!!im stopping because it stinks and kills u slowly i watched both my grandparents die from it........it was awful....and i need to be around for my kids!!!!!and for my close friends u know i have panic attaks so it doesnt help if i smoke!!!!!i love u all
Heading Out
I'm heading back up to New jewsey in the morning. Hopfully I can make it there a month without snapping. 88! And now I'm back up here in jew nersey.
Do You Call My Name - Ra
(kill me with a beat ) Some people seem to think they always know what's best for you Their little minds try to create a world to keep you still The bolt is thrown, the cage is locked You saw this, don't you lie At first you cry and then you hate those people stole your will... Do as you are told and maybe then they'll let you out You might be dead and cold, you might be full of doubt Don't try to escape cuz you don't have nowhere to go If nothing is your fate... there's no scenario No nothing Do you call my name Do you stain my brain My eyes are blurry and I can't see you anymore Do you call my name Do you breed my pain My heart is bloody and I can't take it anymore So you just sit there, stuck, afraid to risk reality Afraid to cause yourself more pain, to face insanity But nothing ventured, nothing gained You see... your fear's your cage You beg for help but you're alone, stuck in a helpless rage Do as you are told and maybe then they'll let you out
Birthday Happy Hour Success
Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. 228 members leveled up during your happy hour: 4/17/08 Thank you everyone, hope you all had a good time. - Black Knight.
Can You Handle This? I Dont Think So!
It's Happy Hour time! Monday, we are taking over the Fu for 3 hours! So get your 10's and 11's, stash rates, and comments ready! Miss Trouble will be having her Happy Hour at 1 P.M Fubar Time **Sexy Mami** will be having her Happy Hour at 2 P.M Fubar Time Brief intermission for a hour...pause And Last but definitely not least... Mz. Chaos will be having her Happy Hour at 4 P.M. Fubar Time Be sure to stop by, say hello, and show a lil love! P.S. We l
Newcomers
Chapter 1 Newcomers After the hearths flame stopped, dancing with the sudden breeze Tarra could make out four shadowy figures standing in the doorway blocking out what light would normally enter through the open door form the moons hanging high in the night sky. As the four men stepped into the doorway a little more Tarra, could tell that they were either looking for a place to sit or perhaps they were looking for somebody whom they were suppose to meet here at the inn. Tarra, finished waiting on a couple of regular patrons before making her way over to the newcomers who remained standing in the doorway. May I help you gentlemen? She asked when she was within earshot of the four men. We are seeking shelter for the night and a companion. His eyes scanning the crowed inn searching for their companion, as he spoke to the young barmaid whom had greeted them. I may be able to help you with both of those issues gentlemen. Tarra replied glancing up to once again f
Bamboo Plants
oh yeah forgot to mention that I bought a bamboo plant. It's sitting in my room, I love bamboo plants.
And The Winners Are....
Yes the Auction/Giveaway is finally over and I must say that everyone made this a really fun experience for this being my first time :D I would like to thank everyone who joined and also who bidded. This was a GREAT time for all who were involved! Big THANK YOU'S from MILF ;-) The Baddest MILF@ fubar Now for your winners... Won by... &hearts Phyre Phli &hearts ~DJ For Centerfolds*** +I &hearts Tequila+@ fubar With a bid of 2 7 days and a bling pack or a 30 day blast Won by... JeEzY ♠Muerte Bella's Bitch♠ NeaNeas Husband ♠@ fubar With a bid of 30 day blast and a bling pack
Peeps
http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52713
An-noyed.
this has been the most excruciating, exhausting, emotionally, e-letter worded week/ weekend ever. my eyes are all bloodshot from bawling dramatically, and my voice is about gone. (some of you know why I need a e-joint. but i can't roll. so basically.. im just gonna smoke a bunch of ciggarettes and drink a case of pepsi and burp alot. thats the only thing i have energy for. blah.
Ingrid Vandebosch
Dj Hummingbird
COME CHECK OUT D.J. HUMMINGBIRD SIMPLY CLICK A PIC AND YOU'RE THERE !!!!
Please Bid On Me Lol
Away For A While
Hello everyone. All my dear fu-friends, wanted to say thank you for leaving me bunches of love while i'm away. I see that everyone's been keeping up on profile comments, and everyone's still been saying hello. Missin' you guys already. :) You all are awesome. If anyone wants my number or anything, feel free to hit me up with a PM and ask for it. If we're cool, I'll hit ya up with it. :) I just wanted to let you all know that i'll be getting online a couple times a week to check messages, keep up with club f.a.r. and whatnot, but i'm not gonna be on alot due to losing my internet for a coupe months. kinda fallen on hard times, and had to make some sacrifices. but i promise you all, that i will be back. so keep leaving love. :) Much love to all my friends, especially Munchkin, and Sweet_Thing, the passion, Sarabeth, 3lvi, and all the rest of ya. :) I'm sorry if i forgot anyone! Hope everyone is doing well!
God Bless You All
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. Had no army, yet kings feared Him.. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us. If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son..send this to all on your Buddy list..if not just ignore..In the Bible, Jesus says..."If you deny me Before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven." GOD BLESS YOU ALL
Hideout Sched. 4-20
The Scars Of Life
Some years ago, on a hot summer day in south Florida , a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, leaving behind shoes, socks, and shirt as he went. He flew into the water, not realizing that as he swam toward the middle of the lake, an alligator was swimming toward the shore. His father working in the yard saw the two as they got closer and closer together. In utter fear, he ran toward the water, yelling to his son as loudly as he could. Hearing his voice, the little boy became alarmed and made a U-turn to swim to his father. It was too late. Just as he reached his father, the alligator reached him. >From the dock, the father grabbed his little boy by the arms just as the alligator snatched his legs. That began an incredible tug-of-war between the two. The alligator was much stronger than the father, but the father was much too passionate to let go. A farmer happened to dri
Firefox
When I use Fubar on firefox the screen blows up super big, but Fubar is alright if I use it from AOL, are there another sites to use other than FIREFOX?
F*cking F*ck Me!
Author Unknown~ I Love this!!! Feel free to copy this & use it where you want to, it is too much fun not to share! Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please
Hmmmmm
Well of course what I have been wanting but yet to have asked for or even said anything is about to happen. Last night after many nights of no sleep(as usual),and continous arguments. Well I'm getting what I wanted. Yea so my so called significant other finally told me that he knows what I want and he is willing to pay for our divorce. Well I know in a way I should be upset,maybe cry a little,or whatever. But I feel nothing at all. I care but not enough I guess to hurt. Theres just been way too much that I just don't even care what happens. I just care about getting away from the chaos and stress finally.....YEAAAAA
The Soft Touch Of My Fu Wife Ashley
I lay in bed and feel the anassuming soft touch of your delicate hand as it carresses my back up to my neck. I feel you move ever closer to me as if it were possible to get closer. You lean in and softly kiss my ear lobe pushing your tongue inside. You back off and I feel the soft breeze flow from your gorgeous lips. It that point I am wide awake. The fire burning with in me is raging and only you can quench it. I roll over to face you and I look in your eyes and I see love and adoration, along with a little bit of spirit. You ask me not to move. I stay still. You lay me on my back and you pull the blankets and sheets off. You start at my lips kissing me softly, never being agressive. I let you do everything you wish to do to me. I feel your mouth and tongue glide like a feather from my lips to my down my neck. You kiss and suck my neck gently. You react to my shallow breathing. It drives you on, because you know you are pleasing me. You slide down a little bit further andI feel your k
Love Songs
i found a love song that means something to me
Baby Names
Our boy name... Ethan James names we're throwing around for girls... can't decide on middle names yet... Christina Crystal Dawn Kristin Makayla Kayla
My Page
Dedication to our troops ..
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Just Some Thoughts
there are very few things that i can say to anyone but i guess it really does get lonely and everything i guess i just wanna fitm ion somewhere and im not really sure where i can fit in and it really hurts when i have no friends to hang with...i guess but more later
I'd Rather Be Fighting The Man....
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And You Thought The Hurricanes Were Trouble
It's official. I am going to Florida to be with my 5 Star man. Wish us luck please...well at least him cause he may need it. Love to all who have been so great to me with everything. Once I am down there...no more Fubar. YEAH!!!!! love you all
Hulk Smash Up
Hulk Smash Up - Flash Game Sorry, you will need the Flash Player to play this game. Add Games to your own site More Flash Games!
Pimpout#2 For Mr. Diamond
CHECK OUT THIS SEXY MAN!!!!!!! PLEASE CLICK HIS PICTURE TO BE BROUGHT TO HIS PAGE TO SHOW HIM JUST HOW MUCH FUN THIS SITE STILL IS......LOL MrDiamond ~ Shadow Leveler~Owned by Say@ fubar ALSO IF YOU HAVE A FEW EXTRA MINUTES PLEASE RATE & LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS ON THIS PICTURE ITS FOR THE FUBUCKS GIVEAWAY HE ENTERED!!!!! THIS BULLY PIMPOUT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY ♫DJ Crazy_Momx4♫ ~FU_OWNED BY Mr. Diamond~@ fubar
I Am Feeling Very Sick Right Now
I am warm and cold at the same time. What should I do? I feel like throwing up and my body is sore. I am also very tired. I have a huge headache and do not know what to do. Please help me if you read this. Give me some advice. thanks.
Bombers Needed
BOMBERS NEEDED PLEASE COME HELP DEE WIN THIS CONTEST. THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO HELP :-)
Skijump 2001
Snowboard Stunts
Gold Miner
I'm Not Here For Awhile
At present I have a few too many things happening on my mind. Things that my close family list know about. It's not pretty nor easy to live with these thoughts at present, so it is better for me to step back and get on with things in the real world here. Work, friends and family life I've been shutting out because I'm not too sure how to handle how things are going at present. If I shut down anymore than I have been doing I may as well be dead. And I know that pain all to well already and don't wish to breathe out without giving it one last chance of fighting against my own thoughts that I'm not worth it at all. Basically I don't wish to have a relationship if I can't give myself the life I need to live. Is that not understable?. How can I share myself when all I feel is unhappy and not worth the life that I wish to have?. I've lived and died so many times in this life already.....yet the suffering still continues at every turning that I do make. I'm lost and someh
Harley Creed
HARLEY DAVIDSON CREED We believe in going our own way No matter which of the way the rest of the world is going We believe in bucking the system thats built to smash individuals like bugs on a windshield Some of us believe in the man upstairs All of us believe in sticking it to the man down here We believe in the sky and we dont believe in the sunroof We believe in freedom We believe in dust, tumbleweed, buffalo, mountain ranges, and riding off into the sunset We believe in saddlebags and that cowboys had it right We believe in refusing to knuckle under to anyone We believe in wearing black because it doesnt show any dirt or weakness We believe the world is going soft and were not going along with it We believe in motorcycle rallies that last a week We believe in roadside attractions, gas station hotdogs, and finding out what is over the next hill We believe in rumbling engines, pistons the size of garbage cans, fuel tanks designed in 193
Snake Eyes Sched. Update-4/20
I Want To Fly
The night I met you in words only on a screen I knew I had to have you not only in my dreams! The words that we have shared have caused my heart to care At first I was a little frightened to share myself with you but you showed me ways to make my nights brighten You loved my body over and over again you took me to heaven and made me live again! I have come to want to devour you not just on this place but I want to touch your body and feel you near I want to hold you tightly not just in words but face to face: I want to pleasure you in all the ways we shared, I want to do things to you that others would only dare: I want to make our fantasies all come true for, babe, I want to fly with you.
My Friends =]
> > > > > > > > > > > > > PLEASE TAKE THE TIME OUT TO CHECK OUT SOME OF MY FRIENDS! > THESE PEOPLE MAKE FUBAR WORTH COMIN TO FOR ME! > so please F/A/R them for me! > > Mz. Chaos > Mz Chaos♥R/L Wifey 2 TinMan22/@ fubar > Kaliko > lc@ fubar > > LaLa > ♥LL♥OF THE PU$$YCATPLAYMATES@ fubar > DMAN > DMAN1973 proud FU owner of Thickness85 and Carlie and my Confidence@ fubar > > Miss Trouble > Miss Trouble Club F.A.R Team Capt - Col. Dream Girlz - Suave's Fu Wifey@ fubar >
Walking Contradiction
Do as I say not as I do because The shit so deep you cant run away I beg to differ on the contrary I agree with every word that you say Talk is cheap and lies are expensive My wallets fat and so is my head Hit and run and then Ill hit you again Im a smart ass but Im playing dumb Standards set and broken all the time Control the chaos behind a gun Call it as I see it even if I was born deaf, blind and dumb Losers winning big on the lottery Rehab rejects still sniffing glue Constant refutation with myself Im a vicitm of a catch 22 I have no belief But I believe Im a walking contradiction And I aint got no right
Rock With Ghost Come On All
HERE EVEY ONE COME OUT AND SUPPORT DJ GHOST AND THE NAUGHTY GIRLS LOUNGE!!! HE'S ROCKING IT OUT ON THE PLAYER WITH SOME COOL TUNES AND WE'D LOVE YOU TO ROCK WITH US!!! COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANNA. CLICK ON EITHER PIC TO COME IN AND ROCK WITH DJ GHOST RIDER AND THE NAUGHTY GIRLS. (repost of original by '~DJ*Twista♥JustShizzle'sFUWIFE♥{CO-OWNER OF 11TH DIMENTION}LovesNona,Nikki,Lizzy' on '2008-04-20 17:11:23')
Giving Him A Chance.
Ok, I was thinking this weekend about how I want to give someone a chance to get to know me. But it seems like it will be all about sex and nothing else. He tells me that I am not opening up to him but yet I tell him everything he asks, other then seeing me naked. I am a very sexual person but I don't want it based on that. I already know what some people think when I talk about him and they want me to stop talking to him. But I like talking to him, but if he wants to see me naked and then asks others what to say he isn't just using me for a little visual toy. Why is it so hard to find a guy to be true with, if he is the one I want to date I know I wouldn't be out there talking all sexual to anyone else. But maybe it's my jelous side comeing out because then if he talks someone else like that then I am not someone specail to him.
21st Birthday Party!!!
Hey everyone...I know I haven't wrote in awhile, but I have been busy with school, work and getting ready for my birthday party in May. If anyone is interested in coming just let me know and I'll give ya all the details!!! Other than that things have still been busy. Me and Larry have been running around like crazy getting things done. I hope everyone is good and I will write more soon! Rosie
Thought For Sunday
Ever wonder why you can't sleep even though you have had little to no sleep for like 2 days.... You can be drop dead tired but your mind won't turn off?
It Starts Tomorrow Check Out All Your Friends In This Auction .
STARTS TOMORROW... @ 10 am EST..I am still accepting entries. Entry fee is 50k and as before I know some new members don't have that kinda fubucks so just fumail me and we can work something out!! Starting bid is 50k as well so if you don't receive a bid * which I highly doubt* I will return your entry fee!!If you need tags made just send me the pic and list of items you would like to have auctioned and I will make you one
Sux
well been married 4 bout 4yrs. & been livin 2gether 4 6yrs. And i think its all ending. Not that i care but its just really weird after 6 yrs of being w/ someone and then going back 2 single life. that kinda sux
Omg.........go Look
This is upsetting, thought I should pass it along. Check your driver's license... Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was... picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where is our right to it? I definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same.... Go to the website and check it out. Just enter your name, City and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement Go to this site: http://www.license.shorturl.com/
Back!
well I am back from vacation and have TONS of pics... like literally a few hundred.. insanity... but anyway a little details on what i did.. left sunday for my cruise... monday was great.. tuesday was good... till after dinner... ended up having food poisoning... yuck yuck yuck then went to Jamaica and did a tour of Rose Hall (if you know what that is kudos to you!) grand cayman.. snorkeled with stingrays and Cozumel.. I freaking swam with dolphins!.. how fucking cool.. got a few videos i need to post.. and TONS of pics i need to sort through and post the not so blurry ones LOL keep an eye out!
Believing In Someone
Tuesday, December 04, 2007 I Believe Current mood: tired Category: Life I believe- That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and, you must forgive them for that. I believe- That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them I believe- That you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passi
Toilet Cleaning Instructions
Toilet Cleaning Instructions: 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
This Heart That Beats Within Me{song}
I can feel my heart breaking It's snapped in two After months of destruction And years of abuse There's a scar in my chest That will never really heal I'm fighting back the tears But they fall against my will {Chorus} This heart that beats within me Is slowly losing trust Trying so hard to fly But falling to the dust This heart that beats within me Is slowing dying down Trying to spread loves wings But crashing to the ground This heart that beats within me Love is such a beautiful disaster It's the devil in disguise It held out its hand to catch me But left me alone to cry My heart can't take much more I'm struggling to believe My soul is crying out in pain Love makes it hard to breath {Chorus} This heart that beats within me Is slowly losing trust Trying so hard to fly But falling to the dust This heart that beats within me Is slowing dying down Trying to spread loves wings But crashing to the ground This heart that beats within me
Learning
Monday, December 31, 2007 Leaving 2007 behind! Woo Hoo 2008! Its New Years Eve and I can for once say I am soooo looking forward to another year passing on by. Those of you who have known me for a long time know I have had a rough year. I think Im coming out the other side a better and a stronger person for it though and am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. This year has brought several people into my life and seen several important people exit my life as well. I think God puts us in each others lives at certain times just when we need them. Those who stick around are those who he truly means for us to keep there. Those who leave us were never meant to know the depths of your true emotions any ways. Ive learned several things about myself throughout this past year. Ive learned Im impatient, Im not perfect (lol) and that it is difficult for me to rely on anyone. Ive learned that Im a difficult person to get to truly know and Ive learne
Friends
Sunday, March 09, 2008 Childhood Memories... Current mood: sad Category: Friends When I was young I was quite the tomboy. I wore overalls and played in the pond and road bikes with the boys in my small community. I had one girlfriend though that was my constant companion. Her mother and my mom had known each other practically all their lives and me and Marisela were close for many years as well. As friends often do we grew apart after elementary school. She was two years ahead of me in school and we just drifted apart along the way. I got a phone call earlier today from a lady in Gladeville where I grew up. She wanted me to know Marisela was killed in a car accident last night. Roxie didn't want us to hear about it on TV or read about it in the newspaper. It's a shock when something like that happens. You just can't believe it. You never know when it could happen and you never expect it. When Roxie was telling me what had happened I began thinking back to all th
Life
Friday, March 14, 2008 Things You Learn As You Mature... Current mood: amused Category: Life ~Copy of an e-mail I received from Wally~ Things You Learn As You Mature: Ive learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Ive learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. Ive learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. Ive learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, youd better have a big weenie or huge boobs. Ive learned that you shouldnt compare yourself to others--they are more screwed up than you think. Ive learned that you can keep puking long after you think youre finished. Ive learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. Ive learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when youre down will be the ones
Help Me Win My First Happy Hour... Please!! :) I Am In A Happy Hour Giveway And Please Help Me Get My First One Ever! All I Need Is 50k Comments And R
I am in a Happy Hour Giveway and PLEASE help me get my first one EVER! All I need is 50k comments and rates counts as 2 comments... no time limit, just as long as I get 50k. If you would like to help... click the pic below and comment/rate away!! Thank yoooooou!!! Hugs and kisses.... Click on pic to help me win my FIRST Happy Hour EVER!
Religion
Sunday, March 16, 2008 A Buddhist, a Wiccan and a Christian Walk into a tattoo shop... Current mood: rejected Category: Religion and Philosophy Practice, what a horrible and terrifying word. You can get a bumble bee but not a moon because that is demonic. Why would you want a Buddhist symbol tattooed on your body? Well, because I am Buddhist. OOOOOOOHHHHHH.......Well I didnt see that coming! So, we were downtown tonight and Bran and Leslie get the brilliant idea that we need tattoos. Well that they need more tattoos and I need one small, very very very small one! So the Wiccan, Buddhist and Christian go on a mission. First of all they make me walk three effin blocks in high heels to tell me I cant cuss, pee or get a tattoo and Im the sober the one. Let me just tell you, theres a Jesus fish on the window and a smile on their face when they tell you how evil you are, demonic even. I just wanted to pee and get a bumble bee but no...... Leslie couldnt just say i
Foundrymusic Interview With Penthouse Pet Of The Year Erica Ellyson
Today, we're lucky enough to have an interview with the absolutely stunning, jaw-droppingly beautiful, 23 year-old PENTHOUSE Pet Of The Year, Erica Ellyson. and her story is a familiar one, but with a happy ending; 'Good girl from small town Mississippi makes good'. Erica is the current Pet Of The Year, and she agreed to answer our slew of silly questions... CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE FULL INTERVIEW
I Believe... I Do...
I'm a Christian and im oN fubar.. there i said it.. not everyone on here are pervs or haters. I believe in God and JESUS and heaven and hell and even Satan..I BELIEVE.. THATS THE KEY. I ALSO BELIEVE THAT GOD IS GOIN TO GET ME THROUGH THIS PART OF MY LIFE AND I WILL BE WELL AGAIN. MY FRIENDS WILL HAVE A BIG PART OF THAT .. RIGHT NOW ALL I NEED IS FRIENDS .. NO B/F NO G/F NO LOVER .. JUST MY FRIENDS. AND GOD/JESUS.. THAT IS WHAT I WANT AND NEED RIGHT NOW. I AM GOIN THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH, I WILL GET THROUGH THIS .. I WILL GET OVER THIS .. I WILL BE WELL AND WILL BE ME .. MAY BE A DIFFERENT ME OF SORTS,BUT STILL ME..
My Life
I sit back and reflect on how life used to be..Of kids playing games out side and not glued to the tv. when parents would sit on there steps while the kids played outside..But those days are gone and as I think about them sometmes I wanna cry. hustlers on every corner serving all the feans. is this what they fought for? This couldn't have been Christine dream. Ihope some one is feeling this even if it is coming through s screen Done By Christine
Happy 4/20 Day. Bob Marley In A Rare Interview
Shopping/work
Today was an alright day, I went to work for noonish, was off at 4:00pm, went to Wal-Mart looked around, then went to the mall, got a cute royal blue spring jacket. I wish it was black and white. Then I came home, my mom liked my jacket. I went to take a shower because my hair was just gross, yes my hair gets oily, but doesnt everyones? Anywho, so I had a bath not shower, it was relaxing, then here I am.I had dinner which was chicken breast, potatoes, and salad. I bought a jacket because my $70 playboy sweater I've worn for a year now, I don't want that to fade and have the symbol fade off either. So this is why I got that cute jacket, plus it looked hot on me so I got it. Will take pictures probably later with the digicam and the webcam.
Just My Dream
I walk in wearing nothing more then a tight form fiting dress with heels. He walk over to me as I stand there with a glass of wine in my hand..He took the wine and sat it down on the table.and push me into a chair.He then turned the light off and lit some candles as H-town plays through the speakers. He start to dance real slow..left to right his hips and body move. with each sawy he lift my dress up a lil more as he feel the muisc flowing through me. He slide his hand up my thigh as he pull the dress over me head. he push me back in the chair as I turn around and poke my ass out so that my lace boyshorts are right in his face..He put a halls in his mouth as he lick each cheek..Then he spread them and begen to massage my asshole with his tounge.He feel you try to move away as he grab my waist and pull me closer. and rub on my clit,He can feel my juices flow down his chin as his tounge goes deeper in. He can hear me moan lick on my clit..as his tounge slide to my pussy..He spread my
My Where Abouts
Thursday was time for my check up with the doctor. I knew that I was going to have blood work done and have her to check my knee. Even though Im afraid of needles Ive never been one to feel all faint and stuff while having blood drawn. The nurse was drawing my blood and I started to feel like I was going to pass out. I told them I was fine even though I wasnt. My doctor tells me that my knee is not healing well. So still having to baby it. Friday we just had gotten home from running our town and getting daddy. Mama gets a call a from the doctor office. The nurse was letting her know about her blood work which was really good. She is out of the heart attack range now. Then she asks about my blood work. She gets this totally serious look on her face. After she gets off the phone she tells I am anemic. I said that isnt that bad. She said Heather youre not listening to me. You are servelly anemic. She then starts to explain that the anemia is why I have been staying so tired and havin
Sun 04-20-08 (serious Business)
Sunday,April 20 , 2008
Lost
Im at the point in my life im not getting any younger im getting older and i have no clue where my life is going who i want to be who i am what i want to do where im going and most of all who i want to be with..... 5 years ago i picture myself in a different point in my life...... married long time boyfriend ..... maybe a kid......great job...i do know now that life isnt something that u can sometimes control... but here i am 25 in my run down apartment working a job where i use to love but am getting sick of and only making enough money to get by ....... so what now i ask myself where do i go what do i do... ive been thinking about going back to school but i dont know what i would do........ i went to college twice and didnt finish graphic design then from there i went to dental.... so all im doing is wasting peoples money my money and everyones time...... is it normal to feel this way at the age of 25 or am i starting to fall into a deep depression hole..... my friends all suc
Dialup-friendly Lounge?
Well I'm trying to get back into the swing of things, visiting here like I used to but it gets a bit boring...could anyone suggest a lounge here that is friendly but has little to no pictures above it as it loads? I have aol dialup and it just can't load some of the fancy lounges here with 1,000 pics on the page, lmao
My Land
My Land I keep dreaming a dream that will never be Anything more than a dream to me To be in your arms so loving and true To have you whisper I love you, too. To make those mignight calls just to say Wish you were here Because we miss each other deeply and need us so near To laugh and giggle all through the night Assuring each other it will be alright. Waiting for you to return back home To embrace me after you have roamed The world is what comes between us Trying to pretend it is just lust. It's hard to focus on real life. When I daydream of you and being your wife. So off I go, back into my land. My heart in the sky and my head in my hand.
For Your Love
For your love I'd rope the moon Put it in a blender Mix up a concoction bound to make you surrender I'd bite the brand off a buckin' Brahma Bull I'd rob me a gin mill Then I'd fill the ocean full I'd take on the Army And the Her Majesty's Marines Your love ain't just the cover It's the whole Magazine! For your love I'd stop a freight train Single-handed. I would straighten out the bends in the Rio Grande I'd climb up the tower at the T.V.station Broadcast my affection to the United Nations I'd take on the Government In Washington D Your love ain't just the en-jine It's a rockin' machine! For Your Love...I'd stop the hands of time For Your Love...I'd dig a diamond mine For Your Love...I'd do it all the time For your love I'd walk a tight rope Wrestle Anacondas Jump a motorcyle over half-a-dozen Hondas Carve your initials on a forest of bamboo Paint the Brooklyn Bridge, baby, pink with a broom I'd take on the press From Tokyo to Pravda Your love
Pee Tests
SO, i peed on this little pee test thing... and there were two lines... although one was really faint... but it was soooo there... So, I'm making an OB doc appt. I'm getting excited... i'm a little confused, and unsure how to feel... this is pretty weird... I mean, I wasn't planning a baby so soon, and I'm not sure how to take all of this, but in a lot of ways I'm also really really excited!! And so is Adam... which is good. I'm glad he is. :) That means a lot to me... that he's happy about this too... so, i guess now we're going to be a lot more attached... But keep us (me adam and baby) in your prayers.... I've had a lot of rough GYNO shit going on, and my doc said i need to take it easy, because the risk of miscarriage is pretty high. But, the lord has placed in miracle in our lives for some reason... we just need to take it day by day from here.... It's going to be an adventure... now to decide on baby names... where to start!! lol
To An Old "friend"
It is men like you who help give women hearts of stone.....I need you out of my system for now,so I shall type these words & hope for some sanity in venting...you may not read this for a while,but it will be here,waiting for you....by the time you read it...I WON'T!!!! Not for you...for ME!!!! You think you cannot love & your heart is made of stone you think you are so damn tough and love will never give you enough Then tell me...why did you run to me? when fate sent you to me after your last run subconsciously,you needed me there to feel my head upon your pounding chest when I told you it would be alright you knew it would be a horrible fight but now you have shut me out you think I will just disappear Is that why you always call late at night or is it just to hear that familiar voice when you hang up before I can answer I don't call back anymore Don't be afraid of love at all be afraid of ME I'll be right there,oh you know me The mysterious redhead i
Spotlight Fund....round 2! Xoxo
Help PebblesinAZ... It won't be long til she won't have the opportunity to get the Spotlight again! So, let's make it happen for her! You can donate if you are the type that really just doesn't care how many fubucks you have or... Bid in her Spotlight Fund Pic Folder for Fu items that might prove useful or fun for ya or... Click this picture link to take you there: Put her to work making your custom bulletins...it is after all what she does best! Any amount of fubucks help and everyone that DONATES just to DONATE will be pimped in a Thank You bulletin! ~PURPLESKY~CO~VICE PRESIDENT OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY& 1 OF PONYBOY1966"s BRATS@ fubar/fubar.com/user.php?u=1216573&friend=1216573" target=_bla
Hey All Dj Ghost On The Air
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Mother
Mother A mother is someone who listens Someone who cares Someone who envisions The love that we share. A mother is someone tender Someone so bold Someone who uses a blender To serve drinks that are so cold. A mother is someone who's baking A whole lot of yummies Someone who likes taking Treats to school for our tummies. But most of all these things A mother is so loving and true. An angel without wings. Thats why we all love you!
To All My Friends, Please Read
I just want all of you to know that i wont be on pretty much any this week. I have a severe case of strep throat that is giving me fevers of over 105.0 But i promise as soon as i feel better i will reply to all that has written me. and for everyone that has sent me gifts i will return the favor. I just didn't want anyone to think I was ignoring them, cause i promise i wouldn't do that. So as soon as i am better you will see me back on here. I love you all!!!
Humor In A Twisted Way...
Not that freezer!!! Several years ago, while I was still working with Search & Rescue dogs, we had a house guest stay with us for a while. Now, this young man was very shy and it took me about a week to get him to really even talk to me. So, just as he was getting comfortable with making simple requests, such as what he might like for lunch, we had a bit of a set back. He was rummaging through the freezer one afternoon and pulled out what appeared to be a roast. In reality, he had looked in the wrong freezer. I have two, especially since one is used for holding cadaver parts that had been donated to the Search & Rescue team that I was running at the time. I stood there with an amused look on my face, trying hard not to laugh, and asked his to put the "roast" back. "Seriously," he said "I'm really hungry and don't mind waiting for you to cook this." "You really don't want me to cook that," I answered. "Really, I do... I like the way you cook..." he said with an innocent s
Snow Angel
Snow Angel You know how the snow glistens The morning after the fall And the sound it makes if you listen Each step you take and all? The beauty of the sparkle in the snow Is like the twinkle in my eye It's because of you, I brightly glow Because I have you by my side. Like a child I safely fall back And land into a familiar space Everything is righ on track With the thought of your beautiful face. Each movement I make with my arms and my legs Gets me a little closer to the image of you. It's an image that just happens to beg For completion that's so perfect and true.
Getting Defined
The definition: A guy is a man. A pig is a name given to a guy who isn't a man. You like where this is going? Well lets get a little deeper. A man is a guy who will SEE someone and not look at someone. A man doesn't get a crick in the neck when a woman walks by who he thinks is a perfect ten. He knows there is no perfect ten. Everyone has a flaw and sometimes more than just one. He also knows its those flaws that make or break the attraction. A man doesn't judge to judge but to understand that everyone is made different. He is one to respect that a woman does like compliments but doesn't like the drool, slobbering, and snorting. If a woman chooses to show her self in her natural state then a compliment is nice. A wanna get in your holes comment isn't anything but pushy and rude. Also if a woman is wearing something that is a turn on that it's not a green light to pillage her. A man will see a woman as not a trophy but as an equal and a friend. Compliment her, spoil her, share a c
Should I?
What do you think...the doctor told me I needed to exercise more...I said that I can't exercise. He asked me why? I said "When I exercise, my body burns fat..and I smell like bacon...and I get hungry!"
I'm Up For Auction
I AM UP FOR AUCTION. SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH START BIDDING. BIDS END ON THE 25TH. USE THE LINK BELOW TO GET THERE http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1572650&albumid=964515&i=2461298597&idx=0
The Land That I Love
The Land That I Love Lying on a pile of hay And watching the flowers grow. Constant cries of cows on their way As daisies in the sun bow below. From the barn, a distant horse Feeding from the oats. From the barrel filled with grains so coarse And watching bucking goats. Someone gathering herbs for afternoon tea. As I hear a tractor afar in the field I see the sheep as they pair up in three Cling to the earth and watch it all yield. As I watch it all unfold, I happen to see Above is clear skies as the clouds danced away. I am so peaceful and happy to be Here in farm life, Pennsylvania U.S.A.
Thoughts
One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more 'just one minute.' Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, or say 'I love you.' So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage ... and old cars . and children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what . Life is important, like people we know who are special. And so, we keep
My American Flag
My American Flag They say your colors never run And you're the symbol of an army of one A symbol so bold and so very strong Surely they cannot ALL be wrong. When in the face of the enemy at hand You're feared much when you're forced to stand High above the heads and hills The enemy shutters and is covered in chills. They hide in their cubbies so tucked away Because they know today is the day The day they battle the one so brave The one that stands for: Protect and Save. Cowardly they sit, indeed my friend But remember, you're the last to stand in the end. You protected those that fell before. You will protect then, now, and forever more. You are MY AMERICAN FLAG!!
Rights
The big news around here lately is a teacher who has been forced to remove his bible from his desk. He has had it there for years..but all of a sudden its a crime. He also had the 10 commandments hanging in his room. I can understand them asking him to remove that..but I feel its his right to have a bible on his desk. If hes not thumping it..and its not bothering anyone. Anyways.. I started thinking on this subject since I read a little about it two days in a row on the front page. Theres kids supporting him and all here. I kinda understand his side of it..but then got to wondering..why does he really need it on his desk? Why can't he just put it in his desk..if he knows it bothers people? Then he will have it there for himself..but not in plain sight. Is he really that much of a believer? Although then I am thinking.. does God really want us to hide our faith? Either way.. it is something to ponder!
How Did This Happen?
I tremble in darkness Afraid of the unseen Scared of what lurks in shadow. I yearn to be free Unbound from my chains To run through field and meadow. Unable to move From this place I am in Will I ever be released? My doubt and my pain I hold deep inside me Prevent me from finding peace. Alone in the dark Trapped forever I wonder if here I will die. Falling to the ground I clench both my fists And reach them to an unseen sky. by Draxen
Thinking Too Damn Much.....
well ever since i left my job at pizza hut a couple of weeks ago ive had alot on my mind. a 2 weeks before i quit i had my miscarriage and ive been depressed from it and now im on hormones and it makes it worse. and ever since i started the hormones ive been really moody and irritable and depressed cause all im able to do at the moment is think bout everything goin on. its horrible. but if its the price i have to pay to be able to have a child then im willing to do it. and i have to start goin to mental health for it all. but this guy has taken me out a few times is behind me all the way. at least i have that much. but ive gotten to the point to where i dont care bout nething ne more. and that just aint me. last nite i had an old friend tell me that im nothin like i used to be. i might still have some of my willpower but ive lost some of it and everything else. and ive realized that and i hate it. i used to be a strong independant woman and now here i am on the verge of a nervous break
George Carlin On Education
It's The Still The Weekend, It's 4/20, & Tonight Will Be "rockin" At Woody's In Evansville, In!!
If you are in the Evansville, IN area... You still have time to come out & support 3 Local Bands. It's at Woody's in Evansville, IN. Only $3 at the door. Starts at 8 p.m.. Come out have a few drinks & show your support. If anything, come hang out & meet some new people while listening to some great music!
Nieman Marcus $ 250.00 Dollar Recipie
A LADY WENT INTO NIEMAN MARCUS AND BOUGHT SOME COOKIES, AND LOVED THEM SO MUCH SHE WANTED THE RECIPIE FOR THEM. THEY THATS FINE THAT WILL BE 250, THE LADY THINKING THATS A GREAT DEAL FOR 2.50 DOLLARS SHE GLADLY HANDED OVER HER CC. A MONTH LATER WHEN SHE GOT HER CC STATEMENT AND SAW A CHARGE FOR $250.00 FROM NIEMAN MARCUS SHE CALLED AND BITCHED, WHEN THEY SAID WE TOLD U 250 WE DID NOT MEAN 2.50 DOLLARS SO AS SHE WAS UPSET SHE WENT AND SPREAD THE RECIPIE FOR FREE... SO HERE IT IS PLEASE ENJOY !!!!! 2 CUPS OF BUTTER 4 CUPS OF FLOUR 2 TSP OF BAKING SODA 2 CUPS OF SUGAR 5 CUPS OF BLENDED OATMEAL** 24 OZ OF CHOCOLET CHIPS 2 CUPS OF BROWN SUGAR 1 TSP OF SALT 1 8 OZ BAR OF HERSHY BAR GRATED 4 EGGS 2 TSP OF BANKING POWDER 3 CUPS OF NUTS 2 TSP OF VANILLA ** MEASURE OATMEAL AND BLEND IN A BLENDER INTO A FINE POWDER CREAM BUTTER AND SUGARS. ADD EGGS AND VANILLA MIX TOGETHER WITH FLOUR, OATMEAL, SALT, BANKING POWDER AND BACKING SODA. ADD CHOCO
This Week!
I am posting this because, as some of you already know, I will be leaving for Chicago this coming Thursday morning, along with 140 singers from my school. We will be involved in a competition on Saturday and will not be home until Monday night. I wanted to let you all know that our itinerary is packed with activities, shows, sight-seeing and yes, SHOPPING (that's for all of the girls...lol), as well as the competition. Because of that, I do not know what sort of time I will have online, if any. But, I also want you to know that I'll be thinking of you. Finally, with the final rehearsals, final preparations for the trip and baseball, I really don't know how much I will be on starting Monday. I hope you can understand if I don't get to send you my goofy comments or can't do any rates, because I really want to, just don't know if I will be able to. Be safe, take care and I will talk with you all on Tuesday, the 29th!
My First Auction !!!!
MY FIRST AUCTION AND NEED FOR SOMEONE TO BE IN MY SACRIDDREAMS FOR A MONTH BID ON ME! Water Effect by Crazyprofile.com HERE IS A SAMPLE OF WHAT TO SEE CLICK ON MY PIC AND DREAM COME TRUE HOSTED BY THE ONE AND ONLY BIG POPPA BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs ClUb i DoNt ChAsE ThEmE IrEpLaCe ThEmE So GeT In WhErE Y@ fubar (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE FREE STYLE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~' on '2008-04-20 15:14:53')
My Life Before...
Like ripples on a pond... I stood there with my dog beside me, in total and utter shock at the huge mound of rubble in front of me. We had driven for 2 days after getting the phone call, asking us to come. This was my first 'real' Search & Rescue operation and boy, was it a big one. New York was very subdued - all of the people had looks of tightly drawn strain on their faces. The police officers were at such a high pitch of unspoken anger and pain that it showed in their eyes. One of the other dog handlers was getting impatient and, it typical southern fashion, was running her mouth and being rude. She was so blind at what was going on around her, I was stunned at her callousness and ashamed to be on the same team as her. I pushed that aside and let my calmer nature prevail. I finally went up to the woman and said, "these people have suffered one of the largest tragedies in US history, you need to be a little more understanding and not get yourself arrested because you can't
5000 Fubucks
THIS HOTT WOMANS PROFILE WAS DELEATED BY HER JEALOUS BOYFRIEND IF YOU RATE ALL HER PICS I WILL GIVE YOU 5000 FUBUCKS AFTER YOU RATE THEM GIVE HER A PROFILE COMMENT SAYING THAT MASTER SENT YOU.. Bestyou'llnverhav~slave~fanofARMYMAN@ fubar THEN COMMENT ME SAYING YOUR DONE... THIS PIMP BROUGHT TO YOU AND MADE BY MASTER
Part Three - My Theme - Thx Leah
Passion Somebody somewhere In the heat of the night Looking pretty dangerous Running out of patience Tonight in the city You wont find any pity Hearts are being twisted Another lover cheated, cheated In the bars and the cafes, passion In the streets and the alleys, passion A lot of pretending, passion Everybody searching, passion Once in love youre never out of danger One hot night spent with a stranger All you wanted was somebody to hold on to yeah Passion, passion Passion, passion New york, moscow, passion Hong kong, tokyo, passion Paris and bangkok, passion A lotta people aint got, passion Hear it in the radio, passion Read it in the papers, passion Hear it in the churches, passion See it in the school yards, passion Once in love youre never out of danger One hot night spent with a stranger All you wanted was somebody to hold on to yeah Once in love youre never out of danger One hot night spent with a stranger All you wanted was
Short And Sweet
To start off with I have to thank Hopeless for VIPing me once again! @};-Hopeless Romantic @ fubar Secondly, I need to thank Gary for hosting a giveaway for me to earn another month of VIP GARY~SHADOW LEVELER@ fubar Here is the pic link for the giveaway BROUGHT TO YOU BY: lauria@ fubar
It's Only 1 Night..
Do have sex with someone knowing from the start that it's going to be a 1-night stand?
The Date Continues Part3
Online Love Goes Real Life "Where do you want to meet at?" Lady Katherine typed. It's been four months now and she's been faithfully talking to one man, LateNiteFantasy. They've decided that now is the time to get together in real life. They've discussed everything online, from their childhoods to their sex lives. There was hardly a day or night they wouldn't be online just letting their fingers do all the talking. They were addicted to each others words; each others love. Lady Katherine knew that Late Nite Fantasy was the man for her. They were emotionally bound to each other. There were things that Late Nite Fantasy and she would chat about that she had never discussed with anyone at any time. He brought out her secrets, her love, and her soul. It was like he was made just for her. He was the only man that held the key to her heart. After setting the time and place Lady Katherine set her online status to "busy" and let out a happy Late Nite Fantasy. She couldn't believe
Vacation
HELLO MY FRIENDS, WE ARE ON OUR WAY BACK FROM FLORIDA. I HAVE A SUN BURN. LOOK LIKE A LOBSTER. IT WAS A AWESOME TIME. RIGHT NOW WE ARE STAYING THE NIGHT IN NORTH CAROLINA. THEN ABOUT 1AM WE WILL START OUR WAY HOME TO RHODE ISLAND. ITS ABOUT A 10 HOUR DRIVE.LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL WHEN IGET BACK. ILL STILL BE ON VACATION UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT MUCH LOVE VANCE
Why Men Are Never Depressed!!
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one sui
Free Ps3 Or Cash Must See
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Fakes, Liars, Attention Whores!!
Within the past 2 weeks I have come to realize that some of you on my friends list are nothing more than attention whores who would do anything to get wtf you want...so I have decided to delete everyone who fits into this category from my friends lists, both here and on messenger! I have always been a devoted friend to those who I consider "Family & Close Friends", but a few of you have done nothing more than shit on me & treat me like a passing acquaintance! So Farewell To All Who Fit This Category!! Maybe next time you won't take a REAL FRIEND FOR GRANTED, JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE HAS A NICER BODY, OR SEEMS MORE INTERESTING FOR THE MOMENT!! FOR THOSE OF YOU LEFT ON MY FRIENDS...THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE FOR ME & I WILL CONTINUE TO BE THERE FOR YOU AS WELL!
My Life With A Chronic Illness
Another one of those days.... Not everyday is like this but they are becoming more frequent... such is life. Morning again, another morning that doesn't come creeping in gently on silent cat feet but rushing in with the dull ache of another medication hang over. I groggily rolled over, pried my eyes open and slowly pulled myself to a sitting position. I tried to gather my bearings, time - day - purpose of life, you know the drill. Oh yes, the wonderful world of medicated sleep and it's dreamless, thoughtless, almost lifeless means of being... what I have to do just to get a little peace and sleep. I forced myself awake a bit more and pulled back the covers. I attempted to swing my legs out of bed and to the floor, but wait - they aren't moving - wonderful! It's going to be one of those days again, just what I was looking forward to... With a sigh of resignation I close my eyes and focus my mind and my will, when I was satisfied that I was 'where I needed to be' mentally th
Are You My Friend?
Then take 5 min and do this for me.... All of you on my friends list: I want you to read this, and post a response. PLEASE. 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Have you ever had a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain it. 7. Describe me in 1 word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When was the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this in your LC Blog (or other blog site) and see what I say about you?
Liedje
Having A Bit Of Fun...
Running the roads... The sun was bright and the air was filled with a new breeze. I walked outside and looked around with a smile on my face. Spring was just a few weeks away and I was enjoying one of the few warm days we had been allowed by Nature. I got into my favorite little red convertible and put the top down. Driving down our long driveway, I looked out over the old growth forest that was getting very rare in this part of the country. Everyone was clear cutting, no one was enjoying the native flora and fauna anymore. By the time I had reached the highway I had seen a wide variety of birds, squirrels jumping from tree to tree, and even a large female deer with her fawn over by the creek that ran through our property. The peace and quiet of my little piece of heaven was the perfect setting to prepare me for what I wanted to do next. Race the wind and test my driving skill on the roads. I put on my seatbelt and sunglasses and then eased out onto the highway. I we
Join The Hotest Foam/bubble Party On The Fu!!
THATS RIGHT DOIN IT JUST LIKE THEY ARE IN VEGAS AND HOLLYWOOD OUR VERY OWN FOAM AND BUBBLE PARTY! WELCOME TO THE FU-BLOCK FOAM AND BUBBLES PARTY!! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE PARTY ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS 1)HAVE A SALUTE 2)RATE /FAN/ADD ALL PARTY HOSTS TELL THEM YOU ARE JOING THE PARY 3)RATE /FAN/ADD ALL PARTY MEMBERSTELLING YOU ARE JOIN THE PARTY $IF YOU ARE ALREADY A FAN AND RATED AND ADDED SOMEONE THEN JUST LEAVE THE M A PROFLIE COMMENT SAYING YOUR JOING THE BUBBLE AND FOAM PARTY! JUST THAT EASY THEN YOU PRIV MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU ARE FINNISHED ADDING ALL AND YOU WILL BE ADDED AS A MEAMBER OF THE HOTTEST PARTY ON THE FU XOXOX THE HOSTS OF THIS PARTY INCLUDE ~PURPLESKY~CO~VICE PRESIDENT OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY& 1 OF PONYBOY1966"s BRATS@ fubar CLOWNIN WILL BE TAKIN IDS AT THE DOOR CLOWNIN*OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY@ fubar BIG POPPA WILL BE THE BOUNCER SO NO FUNNY BUSS.GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN. BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs
My Poor Thumb
Last night at work sucked for me.It was very,very,very busy.At the end of the night,I cut my thumb.I won't go into the details,but it's not pretty.Oh well,practicing guitar is on hold so now I'll have to start on one of the three books I bought recently. A pic of my thumb and part of the healing process.
Show My Owner Some Love
This is my first and maybe only owner ever his name is Twaune the Godfather! he is hella cool show him lots of love! If You Havent Done So Already Fan him Rate him an Add him! From 4/20 till 5/20 I'm All His! ~Twaune The Godfather *Presents " Happy Hour Super Giveaway (Fu-Owned by Kole) Fu-Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar
Job Ap
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more inti
April 20, 2008
I Found You An on-line friends poem... Somehow in this great big world I found my way to you My friend across the computer lines my heart, my soul, that's who. You try to make me smile with the mail you send my way. You never fail to drop a line each and every day. Whenever I have hurried home with something, I must share, I find it just so comforting that you are always there. Encouragement you give me and a friendship that is true. I'm glad my soul while reaching out found someone like you... Author Unknown
Give Unto Me ♥
Evanescence - Give Unto Me I've been watching you from a distance The distance sees through your disguise All I want from you is your hurting I want to heal you I want to save you from the dark Give unto me your troubles I'll endure your suffering Place onto me your burden I'll drink your deadly poison Why should I care if they hurt you Somehow it matters more to me Than if I were hurting myself Save you (save you) I'll save you Give unto me your troubles I'll endure your suffering Place onto me your burden I'll drink your deadly poison Fear not the flame of my love's candle Let it be the sun in your world of darkness Give unto me all that frightens you I'll have your nightmares for you If you sleep soundly Give unto me your troubles I'll endure your suffering Place onto me your burden I'll drink your deadly poison Fear not the flame of my love's candle Let it be the sun in your world of darkness Give unto me all that frightens you I'll have
How To Flirt
Women are so much more subtle about flirting clues that men need to really pay attention. Ladies, men are not used to women flirting with them. An overwhelming majority of men said they would just love it if a woman would talk to them first or at least express a larger clue that you were interested in checking them out. 1: Repeated contact...at least three separate verbal or non-verbal clues need to be given. Why? The first time he's going to look around and make sure it's really him that you are flirting with. The second, he knows it's him and he gets flushed and pleased. (At this point he'll probably walk by you and at least smile..he's checking you out a little more.) The third time you can express interest-by introducing yourself, or commenting on his tie, or waving from across the room. Now he knows you are open to meeting and it will be a cinch. 2: Whisper...it always gets their attention. Ask them if you can tell them a secret...Then whisper in their ear: 'I just love yo
Can You??? No Really...can You??
Mine and yours....mine & yours.... Yeah standing in the dark Closing in I think I'm going under Fell down so fast From the words I heard a crash like thunder Never thought I'd feel the final blow Like a shot it turned my heart to stone We were livin' in a dream Now, now it seems so far away Why'd you tear down the walls? Tear down the walls All of the pieces were all in a place Why was it love you had to break? So restless I can't sleep Where's the flame, the flame that burns forever? Ohh tore it all apart I hope someday we can put it back together I know you feel the tears inside I don't wanna have to say goodbye Ooh why'd you tear down the walls? Watch 'em crumble and fall All of the pieces were all in a place Why was it love you had to break? We were livin' in a dream Now, now it seems so far away Ohh woh why'd you tear down the walls? Watch 'em crumble and fall All of the peices were all in a place Why was it love you had to break? Ohh
Jesus Saves
You go to the church, you kiss the cross You will be saved at any cost You have your own reality Christianity You spend your life just kissing ass A trait thats grown as time has passed You think the world will end today You praise the lord, its all you say Jesus saves, listen to you pray You think youll see the pearly gates When death takes you away For all respect you cannot lust In an invisible man you place your trust Indirect dependency Eternal attempt at amnesty He will decide who lives and dies Depopulate satanas rise You will be an accessory Irreverence and blasphemy Jesus saves, no need to pray The gates of pearl have turned to gold It seems youve lost your way Jesus saves, no words of praise No promised land to take you to There is no other way
The Grave
what some on here do not know i was dead clinically for a while.. why you all ask?? i shot myself behind pussy (a woman) yes. i know very dumb thing to do.. i've heard it from many... i was in love and my heart was broken.. but let me tell you of this while it is still fresh in my memory..like some see a great light and some see nothing.. my experience was of the hall of souls.. many from times past waiting for another chance.those that don't believe in anything are like the souls of a animal;lost in a oblivian and truly die a second death..and what brought me back was the love of friends and covens.. and i do thank you all that knew that i was gone,and kept on with their dark gifts.. but most of all i want to thank the elders whom preformed the incantations, and i want to thank the one whom caused me to kill myself(you know whom you are)i saw many things and done some haunting also.. death is another form of being born.. it is shocking at first and at time you get use to it. but you d
But I'll Give Something In Return!
Ok, here's the deal. I'm a bit short on cash as it happens and my VIP has expired. I was going to just say "fuggit, I don't need it" but I miss my 11s :( and there's so many screen shots I come across that would be wonderful additions! To the point...I'm looking for someone that will let me give them either 10k comments on a pic for one month VIP or 50k comments for 6 months. I would never ask for something for free. So if you or someone you know would be willing to do this for me please just let me know!
Important Notice To All Friends
Just to let everyone know. I have noticed that some of our friends suddenly do not have a pics of themselves. If I find this is the case I will remove you. It may take me several days to check but If I find a friends profile and no pic of themselves that is made PUBLIC then I will delete them.
Friends I Haven't Spoken To In A While
If you are on my friends fans or family list and we haven't spoken or i haven't bought you any gifts or rated your pics, can you leave me acomment on this blog....You all are cool with me and I want to show you all the same amount of respect.. Thanks........
Time
When I was young, free and living in the country, I would walk slowly along the roadside. My fingers would play with the weeds and reeds that grew along the trail home. Some were thin and tall and had small buds that sprouted three quarters of the way up them. My fingers would pinch the weed and they would slide to the tip and in my hand I would hold the buds. "Hello baby buds." I would whisper. So close that my lips almost touched the tips. I would smile and sometimes laugh and sprinkle them on the winds. These were my favorite. The winds are sweeter there. Innocent. Fresh with hay and newly turned dirt. My feet would tap on the gravel, slide through the grasses and it seemed, to me, as if I had all of the time in the world to walk home. The sun never set before I reached it. Dinner was never served before I sat down in front of it. And TIME, it seemed bowed down before me as if i was the queen of tides. The center of the earth. Now that I am grown. And
Giving A Chance
I have decided to keep the profile for a little longer and give things a chance. I will not be on much just to check messages and maybe send a few. I have no desire to go into Lounges or workin for one. I have had enough of that drama. I know only my true friends care and have said something so for those of you who have thank you. I truly believe that if you want to talk to me and get to know me it's because of how I am on the inside and not my looks.
Fuck It
Fuck it. I give up on this whole being happy thing. I don't think it is really possible.
Sunday Afternoon
With my head laying on your chest I can feel the steady beat of your heart. As I run my hand up your arm stroking your bicep, down across your chest. I notice your heart starts to beat faster. The lower on your chest I go, the faster the beat. Lightly running my fingertips across where your waist band would be awakens the beast. Roughly you grab me and flip me onto my back. Your lips cover mine...stiffling a giggle.
Sallie Mae
The anguish filled in her eyes like a half filled fish bowl Water sloshing around at the crest A saline waterfall filled the hollow caves Created by the eroding flesh in the malnutrition life Eager to walk but scraping like an anchor across concrete She yearned for a water high just across the plateau Beneath the angry summer sun The pasty flesh has been marinated and hung She used to walk religiously to her dorm Where she remained confined With powdered nostrils and a porcelain God That always called after suppertime The aches had manifested and transformed To commiseration for the mischievous sprite In a trading post just outside of the cathedral Blood for wine as she sighed She claimed an act for fame in the halls of regret Around the year nearest the recession of the skin progression She entered with open arthritic hands That would in the future crumble to the touch Her rivers once tame Now scream with raging currents Dying occupants flopping upon
Select A Comment Mummers
a little vent.... to the people who have comment approval on their mumms. oh get over yourselves! lol what is it about some smart assed comment from someone you dont know, that gets you all butt hurt. if not that... explain to me why. i put my big boy pants on today so feel free to speak. arent you glad i didnt make a mumm about it? lol
Im In My First Auction
Hey all im in my first auction yay for me haha.. anyways it starts on monday at noon est time. so if you would like to own me then all ya hafta do is come and bid on me :) What i will offer -------------------------------- all pics rated 11's during HH ================== all stash rated during HH ================== daily comments ================== daily drinks =================== be my number 1 top friend for a month ================== add to top family for a month ================== 1 sfw personal salute ================== pimp out blog =================== pimp out bully ===================== owned by their name ==================== 1 big pimpin gift ==================== If bid is high enough i will add more :)
The Pandemonium Park Chronicles
Blazing forests lit up the drowning Earth as an orchestra of dancing comets; looming stars and a dying illuminated circle hovered above the redwoods. The once commanded rivers have transformed into rogue children in search of mischief as the clouds dropped altitude and swarmed the global occupants like bees in a garden of pollen rich flowers. The sea serpents will reign once more as the pressuring hands of Damien now have ringed out the islands that once were swollen. Adolescent jesters mock the currents as they in return mimic the Los Angeles street riots. Marshall law has been reinstated by the informal as the firmament cries its bleeding tears upon the steeples. Bleeding souls reach for longevity as the pendulum sweeps lower with each pass as rodents try to devour the potential survivors dressed in black shells before the attacks. The seal on the once secured creed has become broken and tainted as the shallow will of the apathetic have transformed to the empathetic in an attempt to
I Am Business Mostly Some Playful
I want to make everything that I docount for something, life is way to short to be jerking around but I chose the medium the supports me and my habits, try to keep the bad ones under my thumb. I am fairly creative and I am starting to use more of the resources around me to their full potential. I am amazed what can be done without money, planing to write a book on what can be done without money using certain channels and some charm you also would be amazed what is possible today with the resources on the net,you can even get stuff that cost money for nothing close to it with some good strategic influences. People here think I am just a horny guy with not much intelegence, just keep believing that lie you made up with you very innovative imagination. Ladies if you only knew my potential you would be flocking to my door for the wrong reasons anyway, all of you have no idea who your dealing with.
Have You Heard Of?
Have any of you heard of a sight named adultspace.com?
666
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Latest Ability To Piss Off Everyone
Dumb dee dumb dumb.....What the hell is wrong with this world today?? Why the hell would you go to someone's job and act like a total ass and then make a complaint about the person that has to put up with your sorry ass?? If i take something and i break it or if i solely buy an item to copy it i don't expect to return it! I was taught a long time ago that i had to have respect, that i had to take a breath before i act like a fool, and that i had to act like an adult......did some of you out there forget that?? OMG! I am just pissed off right now i guess...i will calm down in a bit..but damn, why go out of your way and act a fool? I am so....tired of selfish, disrespectful, rude ass people! I now have to go back to cashiering...because someone else wants my position as customer service. Dirty mother......ers.....if you wanted someone else in my position you should have told me...and i probably would have been happier than pigs in shit to give the position to you. People underestimate me
All Sarge's Bad Girls Need To Read This
I Have Seen A Drop In Participation From The Bad Girls Lately..Yes I Know We All Have Things Off Fubar That We Need To Do...But As You All Know I Just Ask That You Keep Informed With What I Have Planned For The Group..I Would Like For Those That Are Still Serious About Being One Of Sarge's Bad Girls To Comment This Blog To Let Me And Everyone Else Know That You Are A Bad Girl And Part Of This Group/Family .. I Also Feel That If We Are Proud To Be Part Of Sarge's Bad Girls All Bad Girls Should Have "Sarge's Bad Girls" In Their Name..If You Have A Reason For Not Adding It (Such As A Long Name Already) Just Let Me Know..If You Would Like .. You May Add SBG's To Your Name...We Talk About Sarge's Bad Girls Being The Best & Baddest..Now Let's Prove It By Showing Everyone That We Care...I Will Give All A Week To Comment This Blog..At Which Time I Will Start Deleting Some From The Group. Thank You, Sgt. Raider Owner Of Sarge's Bad Girls Update 7-7-09 Please Comment If You Plan On Continuin
I'm So Happy
I'm So Happy today because the nice weather is here and that way we can leave the windows open. Are you have that the Nice weather is Here like me know?

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