love friend chicken (with hot sauce) and kool-aid ("the red kind")
-made a hamburger wit wonderbread
-shared bath water with a sibling or cousin
-got ya ass beat with an extension cord, flyswatter, shoe, or whatever was laying around at the time
-reuse mayonaise and jelly jars as cups
-heat up the house with the oven
-use two pieces of paper as a dustpan
-use dish soap as hand soap
-got reusable bacon or chicken grease sitting in a Folgers jar on the kitchen counter
-over the age of 20 and still can't swim
-the batteries in your remote are held together by duct tape
-bring your own food to the movies
-you loud for no apparant reason
-you use vaseline as lotion, hair grease, and lip gloss
- eat a botetos with a piece of white bread - always got the hook up on shit
- at one time or another... ur wire hanger provided u wit about 5 channels
-if u only go 2 masjed on easter friday or evreyday
-if tha only thing u can find in tha kitchen iz noodles kuz u haven't went grocery shoppin
-drink kool-aid without water
-if u ever had a cup of sugar water
-if u ever play double-dutch wit tha long ass phone cord(1 person had tha cord around they waist & tha other had tha rest rolled up in they hand)
-if u was embarrassed 2 pay 4 tha gas kuz it was less than 5 dollars and she gave u sum change
-if u ever had yo bike stolen from yo yard (in tha day time)
-if u be tryin 2 tget a deal on somethin thats already less than half tha real price
-know everybody n yo neighborhood liquor store and beauty supply place
-if u readin all this and laughin kuz u know its true lol
-U bought a boost mobile phone and put the sim card in a nextel phone.
-U have have more than three people that you call mom, brother dad, sister cousin, aunty or uncle that arent actually realted to you
-OK U KNOW UR BLACK WHEN U USE DISHSOAP TO TAKE A BUBBLEBATH
