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If I Go To Jump, Who Will Catch Me?
20 Years Ago Today
My mom died 20 years ago today, my children will never know her, and I have lived longer without her than with her. I am not so much saddened but more nostalgic. See my life would be so different if she were to have lived. And not for the better, I believe that things happen for a reason, and sometimes the reasons are not revealed for many years. At any rate, my son is constantly reminding me of her, and how he wishes he could have met her. I don't know if I should bother to tell him that today is the day she died.. This is mindless dribble..I know, but was just thinking about the day she died..and it was like yesterday, the details still fresh in my mind. The feeling of knowing I was alone, with no siblings or father at the age of 17. It was a hideous feeling and to mount on that..I was left with the debt of the cheap ass funeral ($5,000). Her grave marker, the cheapest one that they offered, wondering if now that things are different, if I should not upgrade her mar
Pisces Sexy
ABOUT PISCEANS Pisces is hot. A strange thing to say about a water sign...or is it? Like Scorpio, Pisces is very much focused on sex. These two signs have quite a bit in common sexually. They are both mysterious, albeit in different ways. Scorpio fairly oozes unfathomable mystery--dark, decadent, and delightful. Pisces mystery is more subtle, more spiritual, more changing. Pisces is mutable water, after all. Ruled by Neptune, Pisces is at home in the 12th house of the zodiac. The touch of the Pisces alternates between hard and soft, but it is always memorable. Their eyes will melt into your soul. They know how to make any moment magical; they can turn even the worst situation or tortuous sexual position into a fantasy come true. What sets Pisces apart from all the other signs sexually is their willingness to try anything. Scorpio will indulge all sexuality too, but a Scorpio wants it to be their own idea. Pisces doesn't mind if you are the instigator, in fact, he or
Song Describes Me Pretty Good Right Now
Just Listen
Hard. And Real.
In the morning we wake. We drink coffee and check our emails. Hold grudges and let grudges be held against us. We drive to work, people on our minds. We go through life afraid to say things that need to be said. We sigh and groan over our frusterations. Bills that cannot be payed on time. Traffic that made us late to work that day. Exhusbands. Lovers. Both old and new. In an instant most things seem trival and silly. In an instant you realise what is important in life...and what is not. Everytime I woke this morning I couldnt keep my eyes open. So sleepy was I. I would sit up and groan and lay back down to sleep some more...snuggling into my pillows. My eyes would close and an hour later I would wake repeat. I could hear the girls away down the hall. I could hear my son playing his Wii. I smiled and slept and drempt of locked safes and teasing men. At ten my phone rang, and I was sure it was Dawn. My daughters friend brought the phone to me. It was my
I Have No Clue
as i lay sleeping dreaming of the day to be free laying in waiting is the way it only seems to be, watching and waiting nothing seems to come together, when life is up or down it is hard to to hold a smile instead of frown.
My Chemistry
Self-Confidence As someone with high self-confidence, you feel quite comfortable interacting with other people. Indeed, you find the company of others very stimulating and enjoy meeting new people. Your relaxed demeanor in groups makes people around you comfortable too. Perhaps because you feel comfortable talking about yourself, others tend to enjoy being around you and perceive you as socially competent. The confidence that helps you feel comfortable talking to people also spills into your own personal beliefs about yourself. Although you have several strengths, it’s likely that you also acknowledge and accept your weaknesses. But unlike some people, you take full responsibility for your actions—you rarely regret things you’ve done in the past and are not embarrassed easily. Perhaps the defining feature that sets you apart from most people is the exceptionally high standards that you set for yourself. Your competence in social gatherings as well as at work should provide
Almost Back To Fu-queen! Please Help!!
OK so here's the thing I have a HH coming up on Monday night @ 7pm PST BUT I am only about 167K from making it back to Fu-Queen!! Now I know it's asking a lot but I know how awesome my friends are so hopefully it's not too much to ask! I would REALLY LOVE to make it to Fu-Queen BEFORE my HH so that all those points from my HH go towards GODMOTHER! Now I am having a rate-a-thon during my HH so I want you to save your rates Monday for my HH! SO that means today I need my awesome friends to come and help me out!! I need lots of Rates and Blings if you can spare them! Now on Monday if you CAN'T be on during my HH then by all means rate me all you can while you are on! :D :P PLEASE PLEASE help me out!!! I've made soooo much progress since being deleted and I am FINALLY almost back where I was thanks to my WONDERFUL FRIENDS!!! I am doing my best to use all my rates every day to work towards getting back but I need your help too!! I am moving in a couple of days so I am trying to use my rates
I Crawled To The Edge
I crawled to the edge, but it was not me I had lost myself a long time ago I looked over the edge into the hole A deep black hole that was my soul I saw two eyes, and he said to me Would you like a cap of ghb I knew this demon the strongest of all Just take it my friend and your troubles will be gone Then why do I feel this hole in my soul? The one that never goes away Just one cap you say and everything will be all right, But demon friend you’ve lied to me from the start Right upon a store shelf, and made great claims of physical health Instead I lost myself, my love and friends that paid the ultimate price But I’m getting up you bastard and now you have to deal with me. So my demon friend lets lie alone right here on my couch for awhile And I’ll detox all your lies and pain right out of my soul You underestimated me and my strength, and tried to throw some land mines out to break my spirit down, and now I will be on every corner telling everyone that t
Drying Myself In The Rain
Tired of fear,sick of lies; Tired of nights filled with long, lonesome cries. Sick of hurt,tired of pain; Sick of drying myself in the rain. Afraid of love,scared of letting others see my tears; Afraid to let the world see my fears. Scared of heart-felt talks,afraid to show what is inside; Scared to find that person in whom I can confide. Longing for love,searching for romance; Longing to find someone with whom I'll share that dance. Searching for peace,longing for that smile, Searching for the person who will walk with me that lonely mile. Finding no peace,waiting for my love to find, Finding no answers to ease my mind. Waiting for her,finding nothing too soon, Waiting for the rose of our love to bloom.
Sweet Sounds
from the sweet sound of her voice i can feel my heart beat with every sound that she makes my smile grows more deep with the grace from the heavens and the sounds of and angel when her lips move with so much passion and you hang on every breathe that she may take waiting to hear any sound that may come out wanting the next words she may say to be the one's that could mean the most wanting only to ask her to be yours forever to love and to hold you wait for the right time when the question upon your mind may finally feel so right to be brought out and you dream that she may say yes for you know there could never be another who you could love so deep an chearish for how specail she makes you feel.
The Real Thing
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You dont think I know you The side you try to hide But have seen the soul of you, For I have looked into your eyes The side you guard so much The side that longs for a gentle touch The side so dark and cold The side that needs a hand to hold I know the tears you cry For I have seen your other side
Ok, so, what about me? 1) Im not UTTERLY ugly, am i? 2) Im also not utterly stupid =/ 3) Im not even THAT picky! - plz.. dun get me wrong here. then why the heck am i still single?! frustrating, FRUSTRATING i say! eeek, maybe nr 2) is the reason!!
It Hurts Even More Knowing.
It hurts even more knowing. It hurts even more knowing you don't even miss me, When I'm away, It hurts even more, knowing you don't even think of me, It hurts even more, knowing that you don't even care for me let alone love me, It hurts even more, knowing that I'm not special to you like you're special to me, It hurts even more, knowing that you don't even return my calls, when you return your friend's call in front of me, It hurts even more, knowing you only send me text message when you need some company, It hurts even more, knowing, that you didn't even wish me on my birthday, when it was you who reminded me in the first place. It hurts even more, knowing that you forget me, as soon as you walk out the door, It hurts even more, knowing that you treat me like any other gurl, It hurts even more, knowing that there is no point in loving you, but still i do nothing but love you. It hurts really really bad, knowing that I'm just another gurl, who treats you especially
Dui : Florida Style
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Punta Gorda, Florida after last call noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he p
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I Will
If you really don't want me in your life then please say so, Don't pretend that you enjoy my company, i will honestly leave you alone, i will go away and disappear, Just like i came in your life, I will do anything for your sake, I will stop loving you, if that's what you wish, But please don't ask me to stop remembering you, because that's the only way i can stay alive, Knowing that you're happy, keeps me going, Knowing that you're smiling, removes all my pain, Please don't ask me to stop loving, just like that, I need a little time, i sure will try, I, ll hide my love, i, ll conceal my tears, but please dear don't look too deep into these eyes or you might find what i fear, I'll turn my head, when you hug him, i, ll stop my heart from beating when you kiss him I'll try my best to lie to myself, That i don't love you, that you don't deserve me, I'll try my best to lie to myself, that i don't care about you, that i don't miss you, I'll try my best to lie to myself, th
Today On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge WRR PIMPOUT OF THE WEEK: ROCK ANGEL has until Sunday at Midnight EST to join the World Rock Radio Lounge for 20,000 fubux!!! If you know Rock Angel, make sure you join the lounge & tell her about this bulletin. When she joins before Sunday at Midnight EST and let's us know you sent her, she gets 20,000 fubux & you receive 5000 fubux!!! 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at krayzeecreeme Click banner to visit Cujo's MySpace page! 4:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at jrmoose75
The Bus Stop..very Clever
You are driving down the road in your Corvette on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your Corvette? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS................... The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give th
Tell The Truth.
(¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨ `*~*~* Don't tell me you need me, if you know it's not true. Don't tell me you want me, if you have better things to do. I don't care if it's mean, I don't care why. Just as long as you promise not to lie. Lies build up, you know that's true. And to cover them up, more lies from you. So, don't lie, just open up. Tell me the truth and I won't give up. I won't tell you to leave and to never call. I'll be there with you through it all. All I want and all I need is no lie, the truth indeed. I promise it'll be worth it, a promise I will keep. So, please don't'll just make us weak. The trust will fall, it'll build a wall and I'll never know the real you. I can't say it enough, but I'm scared not to, so just promise me tell the truth.
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Iam Heartbreaking And Hurt
my g/f that love so much.and miss herebeautiful smile.dont know what wrong with here.i thought we were a big happy family.look like i was wrong.because she ran alway again tuesday.i wish she would call me .let me know why she ran alway .
Just An Fyi
some of these were inspired by a person that I am no longer friends with, but for that I still thank him for the inspiration. Thank you to those that have read them and commented, if you haven't please do and let me know what you think! Thanks again. Jenn
Sex Offender Registry.
How Far Would You Go To Defend Yourself.
How far would you go to defend yourself. Now, I was just reading about those 3 cops getting off and are going free over a shooting in NYC, and I don't agree with the judgment of not guilty totally, I do agree there may be some validity to the cops defense. The (the officers) main defense was that they thought they saw the driver goes for a gun, and they felt the driver was going to run them down. The officers felt their lives were in danger. So they put 50 bullets into the car, killing one man, and injuring the other two. Now this sound bad, right. Now does it sound like a different story if I tell you all the guys in the car was black. Right away you may think one way or the other "good" or "those cops were white right". Well does the story change if I tell you that two of the three cops were black, and the other was a Latino. So with the race card removed we can find the issue at hand. "Black inner city youth have seemed to have no respect for each others lives, so why shoul
Keep Strong Tricky
Mowing The Grass
Mowing the grass, what a mundane task? Not really, look at the blessings all around you. Neighbors waving from thier doorways, or driveways, the birds fying over head, and sitting in the branches of trees above. The hypnotizing humm of the motor, allows thoughts to wander, and the mind to rest. Physical activity helps relieve stress, anxiety, depression... In and out of the sun and shade, back and forth across the lawn I feel conected to the earth below my feet with each step, and kissed by the sun My goddess is with me here, whispering to me Helping me let go with each pass of my stress and worry The humm of the motor allows my mind to wander to another place and time, the vibration in my hands and arms is relaxing Am I hurting nature? No, the roots and shoots of grass are increasing in strengh, I am cutting the grass down, not stamping it out People are the same...have you ever been mowed down? What happened? Did you grow back? Stronger? More resiliant
Our Founder Lost His Cousin Him Love!
Forever Family!!!!!!!
One Dude I Never Can Replace!! Omg I Miss Him!!!
If you never seen his smile you never felt the warmth. If you ever need a friend and couldn't find him he would find you! If you so ever so mad you wanted to beat the fucker down it was this dude!! I have lost so much now this. I loved him I protected him and you took him from me haven't I lost enough!! I hope you look at this and know what you took from me! Young Higgy@ fubar Christopher Shawn Higginbotham Was Born On September 5th 1979 Died On April 26th 2008 He Is Survived By His Father Stanley Leroy Higginbotham, Mother Diana Rae Higginbotham, Brothers Michael Wayne Higginbotham & Jeremy Bosley, Sister Jaden Leeann Higginbotham, Sons Trent Michael Lee Julien, Tucker David Davis, Brady Christopher Higginbotham, Several Aunts And Uncles And Grandparents. Nieces. Chris has 3 young boys all under 5 years old their mother is who took his life! She knew he was allergic to everything and still persuaded him to take a pain pill. A Few later he stepped into Mike (his you
To Love Or Not To Love?
They say that "It is better to love and lose, than not to love at all" You agree with that? I do not. Is the terrible pain of losing worth of knowing how it is to love?
The Light Box
A Warm Hello
My fubar friends Hello everybody just wanted to say hello ..I’m new here so bare with me while I get use to this having some trouble uploading I will get the hang of very eager I love meeting new people so hopefully soon ill be able to get the basics of this thank you for reading my blog..have a wonderful day…smile
The Junk Drawer
Haters be gone...I hate drama...ladies please do not send me email telling me who I should & shouldn't talk to...I left my parents home a long time ago I don't need your parental guidance...Honestly who really gets online to find their soulmate, well it could happen but as of now NO!!! Anyways so save your drama for your momma cause I could really careless...thxs
As Fer Today
I am opening the gunrange again today, we had it closed up while mom n dad was both recovering from thier different aliaments. Thier both better in alot of ways though. But i'm just gonna leave fubar up i think, cause i'll be back n forth. If u message me on here n i dont write right back, i wil as soon as i get back.N if u call n no one picks up leave a message, i'll return it once i get back up here from the range.Kinda glad i'm openimng it again, dern sure can use the money from the range fees. Another thing too, are alot of u folks not feeling well or aggravted bout something today? Maybe its just talking to me i guess.Maybe its one of those days where i just make folks aggravted, dont mean too.
Mary Bridge Is The Worst Place On Earth
My 16month old son was brought into ER at mary bridge for a Febrile seizure very high fever and had been having some diarrhea, they did nothing to find out why he was running such a high fever and sent me on my way i was confused and very scared for my sons life because i still had no answers. we took him to walmart to pick up more fever medicine and his fever came back again very strong, when i got home took a rectal temperature it read 104.9 and he was acting very listless and when i went to change his diaper he had a small seizure, so i called Mary bridge and talked to a nurse and told her what was going on. I was very shook and cry and telling her how concerned i was and she acting as though i was talking to her about my sons birthday party or something very heartless and cold and she told me that should take him to his doctor at wood creek before i bring him back in because they don't correspond with wood creek. I mean how horrible have people become to tell me not to bring my son
My Video Games: Fluffy Starr
042008 Fluffy Starr Blog
VLOG: "My Video Games" It is sort of a video response to my last vlog. Here, on Fluffy Starr TeeVee. Also an interesting new feature has appeared on YouTube... If you click on any video, you'll notice a graphic of a tiny TV now. If you click it, you can switch the resolution, from "standard" to "high". So those with fast connections can reap the benefit of seeing me more clearly. Haha! So go re-watch your favorites, where I look the most stupid. Have a nice lazy Sunday, y'all! x Fluffy.
Idler's Dream
My heart it skips a beat when I behold The light that's shining through your eyes of gold From heavenly blood you seem to spring From heavenly waters you can drink I'll meet you on a day that never ends I'll greet you in the way that heaven meant You lay me down gently on the leaves You cover me over in my sleep I never did sing I wish I could I never could pray cos it's just no good I hope you don't break my heart of stone I don't wanna scream out loud and wake up on my own mmhmm And as I close my eyes And the sky turns red I realise just what you are You're an idler's dream and you're singing shangri-la shangri-la shangri-la shangri-la
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Thats All
Just as I thought it was going alright I find out I'm wrong, when I thought I was right s'always the same, it's just a shame, that's all I could say day, and you'd say night tell it's black when I know that it's white always the same, it's just a shame, that's all I could leave but I won't go though my heart might tell me so I can't feel a thing from my head down to my toes but why does it always seem to be me looking at you, you looking at me it's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all Turning me on, turning me off, making me feel like I want too much living with you's just putting me through it all of the time running around, staying out all night taking it all instead of taking one bite living with you's just putting me through it all of the time I could leave but I won't go well it'd be easier I know I can't feel a thing from my head down to my toes why does it always seem to be me looking at you, you looking at me it's always the same, it's jus
New Plans
Okay....was dealt a MAJOR glitch last night....the place where I was going to stay at now is not I am going to be in Sebring with my folks. This is a temporary setback...but I am still planning on getting there. I am currently at 95% packed and ready to go.
So Where Are You At?
The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers.
Throwing It All Away
Need I say I love you Need I say I care Need I say that emotions, Something we don't share I don't want to be sitting here Trying to deceive you Cos you know I know baby That I don't wanna go. We cannot live together We cannot live apart That's the situation Ive known it from the start Every time that I look at you I can see the future Cos you know I know babe That I don't wanna go. Throwing it all away Throwing it all away Is there nothing that I can say To make you change your mind I watch the world go round and round And see mine turning upside down Youre throwing it all away. Now who will light up the darkness Who will hold your hand Who will find you the answers When you don't understand Why should I have to be the one Who has to convince you Cos you know I know baby That I don't wanna go. Someday you'll be sorry Someday when you're free Memories will remind you That our love was meant to be Late at night when you call my name The only s
I am hosting an Auction that will run from Wednesday, Apr.30th at 9am fu time (pst) to Wednesday , May 14th at 5pm fu time (pst). I am taking as many people as who want to join.. so please, if you'd like to join... let me know ASAP. To enter...all you have to do is Private Message me. Let me know which picture you'd like me to use, what you'd be offering, there is no entrance fee so everything is yours all i ask is that everyone who bids at least rate the picture ???DjBlueyes?Fu/wife 2 DjNbk (GM@Acesup) fu/ownedbySoftwhiterose?@ fubar i will do my best to promote the auction but self promoting is good too ... i also will be making everyone matching tags with their pictures and bids on them ... The rules are simple no drama.. entrants have the right to decline any bids and have fun all cash bid overide fu bucks bids and break down as follows.. Fubar gift bids STICKY BULLETIN = 250,000 1 TICKER = 250,000 1 DAY BLAST = 375,000 1 Bling pk = 600,000 3 DAY
Rascal Flatts ~ Bless The Broken Road
I'm sitting here, listening to my tunes, missin my baby somethin fierce, and this song came on. Tears started flowing down my face and I realized how much this song is so true. I'm thankful for every day that goes by that I have him in my life, and I can't wait for the day that we become one, as a family. I LOVE YOU POPPA BEAR!! This one's for you!! "Bless The Broken Road" I set out on a narrow way many years ago Hoping I would find true love along the broken road But I got lost a time or two Wiped my brow and kept pushing through I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you [Chorus:] Every long lost dream led me to where you are Others who broke my heart they were like Northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you I think about the years I spent just passing through I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you But you just smile an
Contest-need Help Asap
alright im in a contest for a Blast ( never had one :O ) and i would greatly appreciate some help i need comments like crazy so if ya could stop by and rate and leave a few would be greatly appreciated!!! Kat
Im Deleting My Profile In A Little While
im going to be deleting my profile in a little while i just wanted to give u all heads up u guys can hit me up if u have my yahoo address if not im sorry
Is It This Easy?
It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.
Plane Crashes...
DId you know more people are killed by donkey's annually than are killed in plane crashes! ( I guess this means you're more likely to be killed by an ass than in a crash!)
I Need Help Asap
THERE IS ALOT GOING ON FIRST WHAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A CONTEST BETWEEN BOMBING FAMILIES HAS TURNED INTO SEVERAL BOMBING FAMILIES AGAIN ONE FAMILY AND I AM ASKING ALL MY FRIENDS TO HELP EVEN IF YOU CAN ONLY LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS IT WILL HELP, PLEASE RATE AND LEAVE A COUPLE COMMENTS THANKS A MILLION ALSO I AM UP FOR AUCTION AGAIN, IF YOU CANT BID AT LEAST RATE MY PICTURE PLEASE, THANKS The auction ends 4/30 noon est The auction brought to you by HVAC Tech: Owned by Leah, Owner of Lady-T and Highlander08 {} Blueyeedangel, So go show them some l@ fubar I AM ALSO IN A SPANKING CONTEST I need alot of Spankins, I have a blog about the spankin contest. It's 500 fubucks per spankin. The top female and male with the most Spanks will win fubucks. send me spanks user id #1455868 send them to this link Heartistic Soul@ fubar
for anyone interested... I have a few little journal entries and ponderings if you will on other sites and thought about copying them here but frankly I write them for me and it doesn't matter where they are located and who reads them. And even more frankly, I don't think anybody really cares so I won't waste my time. LOL
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From the mystic shambles of lifes embezzeled moments i see a glimpse of her a breath in me seizes to exzist heat arises blood begins to scramble in a stir Her beauty is without a blemish her romance is true to the core even creation pauses for a moment for her beauty is to adore Her love is never ending her candle will not go out at night and in her chambers are meadows of peace love joy and light Most are blind to her majesty her wings are always spread to fly she is most austeer and embracing her love is kind ,seated in the sky This for you my love my gem my hearts desire for truely my desire my dream is to be your sire
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Here's My Sign
The Air Signs embrace spontaneity, need mobility, and demand action. If you're up for an exciting challenge, let an Air Sign carry you away in his or her whirlwind... LIBRA is the most charming (and likely to be partnered up) of the Air Signs. The sign of the Scales seeks out harmony and balance, and shrinks from conflict and discord. Don't create drama or put things in disarray if you want to keep your Libra happy. He or she would rather compromise than fight in order to keep the peace. For a Libra, companionship is a must. The Scales need another person in their life to feel balanced. If you need a dinner date that won't upstage or, worse, embarrass you, call a Libra. They are adept at the social graces, and making others feel at ease. They know how to behave properly given any situation. Their pleasant demeanor charms them into favor, which makes them even more charming. But, take note, their charm and magnetism can lead to indiscreet situations since people are constantly dra
i've decided once my vip is over that im gonna be deleting my fubar account i joined this site for fun and something to pass the time well its no longer fun to me and as far as passing the time there are much better things i can be doing with less stress involved there are a few great friends that ive made feel free to keep in touch on yahoo or aim if you dont have it and youd like to just ask.
Saturn Could Also Prove To Be The Best___
Saturday, April 26, 2008 saturn and its mode for life Saturn is known as a planet with basic profile as a malefic among all the 9 main planets but this is not a full truth in itself.. Life on the planet is governed by the fate which is directed by the illusion on the stage of these nine planets. All the nine planets have whole some power to make a pauper to king or king to a beggar but they interact with life only on the mode of zodiac which based in the assuming a form on the planet. Saturn have a lot of unwanted features for life just as miseries, Impetuosity, desolate separation, gambling, diseases, loneliness, depression, failure and frustration, but as a main it also lacks the luminous{worldly} education but helps a lot in attain the spiritual wisdom if being housed in Jupiter or have an conjunction with Jupiter or sighted by the Jupiter. Saturn is well connected to wealth in its specific sphere on the subjects like land deals, agriculture, farming, mining, coal
It Was Very Cool,lol
WOW has this Auction been a huge turn out .. 50 entries... over 7.5 Mill in fubucks bid and over $2,000 in cash bids you can see what a great turn out this has been and it's only been 6 days days..TODAY is the LAST day that I will be accepting entries. So if you want in you better hurr
Come Ride The Short Bus
Auction And A Pic Rate
I am up for auction again . Come see what i have to offer to my owner to be As bids go up i will be adding more so come on and place your bids PLEASE IF ANYTHING JUST RATE THIS PIC FOR ME PLEASE click here to enter the auction
Convenience : Freedom From Discomfort
It seems humans have been taking this word to heart. Early this week I was in the hospital and it was like I was inconveniencing a person to do their job right. A friend of mine and i was stared at like we are uneducated. We stood our ground and in the end we were right and was validated as so. There are people who want a relationship be it friends or other but only when it’s convenient. Again I hope when they need help or a hand it will be at a convenient time. This word convenience has upset me greatly in the past 2 days. I find it unacceptable when people apply this word to friendships or their work. Friendships are anything but convenient and hospitals kill 1-200 though medical mistakes and after this week I’m shocked it isn’t higher. I am curious what the mortality rates of friendships/relationships are because of “freedom from discomfort.”
Spin The Bottle
The rules are that you post this and wait for someone to send you a message telling you what number they would do with you. All you have to do is repost this with the subject "Spin the Bottle, Tagged Style!!!" 1.I would grab your Butt 2.I would kiss you on the cheek 3.I would kiss you on the forehead 4.I would give you a hug 5.I would give you a kiss on the lips 6.I would make out with you 7.I would have sex with you 8.I would go out with you
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Don't Be Fooled
Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention please! I'd like to introduce to my new owner! Yes he is a bit odd but you will grow to love him. So, don't be fooled he is just your average bachelor. Playing with his toys day in and day out and trying to be a rockstar. lol WhytdracoWhytdraco@ fubar Don't be fooled by the appearance... he only wishes he was queer to get more chicks. Please spank him with lots of love and I am sure he will spank you back. pimpout brought to you by... ǵ££êÐ Ðê§ïrê »-(¯`v´¯)-»» §låvê †ð Whytdraco@ fubar Please Repost
Footprints In The Sand
You walked with me Footprints in the sand And helped me understand Where I'm going You walked with me When I was all alone With so much unknown Along the way And just when I I thought I'd lost my way You gave me strength to carry on That's when I heard you say I promise you I'm always there When your heart is filled with sorrow And despair And I'll carry you When you need a friend You'll find my footprints in the sand When I'm weary Well I know you'll be there Cause I can feel you When you say I promise you I'm always there When your heart is filled with sadness and despair Oh, I'll carry you When you need a friend You'll find my footprints in the sand (choir) When your heart is full of sadness and despair I'll carry you When you need a friend I promise you I'm always there When you need a friend You'll find my footprints In the sand
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What Are People Thinking??
It seems quite often, in our "touchy-feely" world we live in, people view the hurting of their own feelings the greatest insult. A woman going through a bad divorce posts her venting antics on YouTube and becomes a flashpan sensation. Three police officers in New York are acquitted from a wrongful death charge because the prosecution failed to eliminate reasonable doubt, so now protests are being planned because the judge didn't see the way of the victims. And this is just recently!! At my work, we have a Create A Respectable Work Environment (CARWE) policy that, because of it's wording, makes any form of negativity a banned act, not just defamatory or discrimination-based. While I agree with some of the guidelines (no slurs and no swearing at someone, for instance) if I do my job poorly and repeatedly, I'd expect to get yelled at. Under CARWE, it's an actionable event, mainly because it can hurt someone's feelings and make them feel harrassed. People, it seems, need to seri
Moving On!
things have become very tough for me to handle anymore. I have dealt with enought pain and bullshi that I cant take anymore. I am so ready to end my life and be free of this torment. But I know thatisnt the way to deal with things. I hope to one day find love and happiness in the one that is meant for me. Piers and I have broken apart and I am trying to move on with my life as best as possible. Hopefully one day my true love will come to me! But only time can trully tell what my future holds and who my love shall be!
My Chemical Romance Lyrics
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE LYRICS "I Don't Love You" Well, when you go Don't ever think I'll make you try to stay And maybe when you get back I'll be off to find another way And after all this time that you still owe You're still the good-for-nothing I don't know So take your gloves and get out Better get out While you can When you go Would you even turn to say "I don't love you Like I did Yesterday" Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading So sick and tired of all the needless beating But baby when they knock you Down and out It's where you oughta stay And after all the blood that you still owe Another dollar's just another blow So fix your eyes and get up Better get up While you can Whoa, whooa When you go Would you even turn to say "I don't love you Like I did Yesterday" Well come on, come on When you go Would you have the guts to say "I don't love you Like I loved you Yesterday" I don't love you Like I loved you Yesterday I don't l
Wanna Laugh I Got This As An Im From Someone
I know we just met and I really shouldn't be asking u. I feel shy but I want it so bad, don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. no one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there is no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward. I'm usually not like this, but.............. can I have some gum?
Ashes Of Maggie
Today is April 26th, and I got a call this morning to pick up Maggies ashes, it took them 3 weeks and as I thought I was coping, today feels like the day I had to put her down. Its ripping through me like a knife, the rush of loosing her all over again, my tears fall like water falls this morning, and my mind is a fog filled with the loniness of loosing my best friend, my little girl, my life. People say, you need to just forget about it now and move on, I will never forget and Im trying to move on she wouldnt want me to greive so long, but everything in my house, everything I see in my bedroom, just brings it all back to me, her collar hanging by the front door, her toys still in the house, pictures of her grace me as I walk past them every day. I will get throught this by the grace of GOD, but I will never forget the love she has put in my heart the day I got her til the day I die and meet her in tears are those of missing her to death and tears of joy that she is now h
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Olympic Torcher
New Rule: Protesters must stop demanding that world boycott the upcoming Olympic Games in China because of the country's deplorable Human Rights record, and instead start demanding that the world boycott the Olympic Games because the Olympic Games are so stupid. It is all good and well to protest abusers of human rights, but how about protesting perpetrators of human wrongs? For instance, it is wrong that the only species on earth capable of reason and reflection rewards and reveres those of its members, not whom can cure, comprehend, and create, but rather, those who can jump the highest, Leap the farthest, and run the fastest. You know, if the countries of the world insist on getting together every four years to measure who has the biggest dick, why not do it by competing in things that actually make a country great; things like, oh, I don't know, lowest infant mortality rate, highest literacy rate, lowest poverty rate? Silly me, such matters are far less interesting t
Do you believe no longer in "Fairy Tale" Romance Was it not you who took the lead in that Dance? We have all endured such pain and heartbreak We venture with our hearts indeed a lofty stake There's Love and there's Lust powerful or destructive on their own Interweave the two together a perfect stitch, perfectly sewn There was a time not long ago when you believed in these things too You'd wish upon the stars at night for everlasting love so true Now you hide behind your mounting wall of pain surrendering to your demons that have yet to be slain Will you ever break free of the prison you've created or will you remain behind the walls in which you've gated Let go of the past Love yourself to truly love another Learn to dance again and perhaps we can dance with each other
Updates For Saturday 4/26
Good Morning Everyone! Profile of the Week: MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~He needs 2,217,102 points to GodFather!! We also have two unofficial contests/giveaways going on at the moment. Scooter is in my contest where the top prize is a 30 Day Blast or a 3 Month VIP DJ Yummy needs 10K in comments for a 1 Month VIP or Blast Since round 2 of the Battle of the Sexes has not started yet please help them out with some comments as much as possible! These are Unofficial contests/giveaways so you are not obligated to, but it would be nice. Please welcome our newest members.... ~DJ Yummy~demon crew member & DJ @ SunSetCafe~FuWife to DJ Disturbed & Wettangel~Kight Killers BabyG knight KILLER COUZIN IT bartinder@sunsetcafe&asst manager@nautghy g&g demon crew bomber
Rating My Pics
I want to thank all of you that rated my folders! Without you all, I would not be where I am today and I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart for taking time out of your busy schedules to help level me and a few steps closer to where I was before my old account was deleted. I was so close to becoming Godfather, so it won't be too long before I am there again! Just to think, I was 1,453,890 away from achieving that level! I am going to be throwing a giveaway in the very near future, so keep an eye on my blogs for more details! I am thinking of maybe 25,000 comments for a 7 day blast or maybe even a month V.I.P or something along them lines! What ever the case may be, something is going down very soon in say less than a month!!! I am making things for those that rate every folder and for those that have, please be patient because there are a lot that have completed rating me and I am getting to their requests for something to be made for them. If you haven't rated my fold
Safety First?
NEW RULE: The republican administration and their supporters must stop talking about how safe they have kept the country since 9/11. The fact is, they failed to prevent a major terrorist attack DURING bushes rule. If they must talk about their record on national security, they must include the whole term, not just since 9/11.
Gimme A T, Gimme An A
New Rule: People must stop blaming the stupidity of our youth on rock'n'roll, drugs, movies, tv, internet, video games, and Britney Spears, and instead direct their vitriol at the real perpetrators and purveyors of the most malevolent machinations and malignance, hindered neither by conscience, nor courtesy... Teenage girls. If the high school cheerleading squad would blow the math club instead of the football team, humans would already be teleporting to Venus. Instead, the closest the average person will ever come to exploring deep space will be to listen to Peyton Manning describe what's on his mind.
Maker Today A Memorable Day.
Saturday, April 26, 2008 A memorable day Decide right now to make this day a memorable one. Make use of the precious moments now available to you to do something you'll continue to remember and be thankful for, years and years from now. This very day is your opportunity to move life forward in a significant way. Choose to find your enjoyment today in making a real and enduring positive difference. Do you realize how fortunate you are to be able to transform the fleeting hours of this day into something that will continue to add value to the world long after this day is over? Can you see how profoundly fulfilling it will be to live this day in such a way that you can always look back upon it with grateful satisfaction? Just imagine living every day that way. Then, go beyond merely imagining it and start to continually live with a strong and abiding sense of true purpose. The whole universe spreads out in front of you. And anything is possible in this very moment. Make t
I'm Not In Love
Put Another Log On The Fire
New Rule: If we can have a morning after pill for the "oops" of unprotected sexual intercourse, we should be able to have a morning after clause for the "oops" of elections. The "morning after" pill allows women to correct a mistake from the night before, when thoughts of affection, love, intimacy, and puppies, cloud an already feeble and now intoxicated mind into believing that the loser at the end of the bar is her savior, her comforter and her best buddy! But alas, in the light of day, she comes to realize that the scum bag she just let into her bedroom is not someone she wants to continue a relationship with and certainly not someone she wants in her life for any length of time. Thus, eliminating any chance of that by swallowing a pill and preventing a lifelong attachment nine months later is a sound and legal remedy to a night of Tequila induced temporary insanity. This begs the question, if such a pill exists to prevent a mistake from compounding and becoming a lifelo
Just Added
I was approached by one of the top promoters in Chicago and was asked to be a part of The Legends of House Music 7th Anniversary Event, taking place on Friday, May 9th at the Premier Entertainment Center! Finally acknowledged for my contribution to the industry, I quickly gave my answer and for those of you that live in the Illinois area, don't miss this event because they are off the chain! It is my pleasure to be spinning along side some of the very instrumental artists that paved the way to the sound called House Music! Spinning that night will be: Frankie Knuckles, Steve "Silk" Hurley, Andre Hatchett, Pharris Thomas and just added to the lineup.. Me! I have been thinking of how I want to do my set and have come up with a Mix that will get this event hype that's for sure!
Hurricane Katrina The storm came traveling aimlessly in, And with her a strong black heartless wind. The meanest storm the coast’s ever seen, That battered the levees of New Orleans. A maiden storm, her name Katrina; It took on the Feds and shook up the FEMA. She came upon land a category five, Anyone in her path got buried alive. The storm, she rumbled, twirled and spun, And twisted the Bayou into a slum. Uprooting trees, cars, boats and homes, Flooding the titanic of Superdomes. An impoverished city broadcasted world wide, Brought hope to the humble and shame to the wise. The Mayor, the Governor, the President’s brigade; wouldn’t go in to administer aide. Three days of toil and dredge went by, without a rescue, they were left to die. The waves of the ocean were wrought and mislead, Came through the debris to claim its dead. Three days the water rose over the city, Wrecking havoc, despair and death to the pity. So looting and pilferage took heed to s
Reading Is Fundamental!
New Rule: Stop blaming everyone else for the fact that your kid is all fucked up. They are fat, sedated, bipolar, anti-social and all around fuck-ups because nobody wants to take responsibility for raising them properly. Maybe Network TV, Ritalin (and other so-called anti-depressants), video games, MySpace and play-dates are not the answer. Perhaps a book, some quality time and a loving, caring parent that actually shows some interest in there kids development instead of "getting their groove on" is a better alternative.
My Date From Yesturday
I just recieved a Instant Message from my date from yesturday. She didn't think it went as good for her as it did for me. We kissed over and over again during the movie. Which at times she started. And now she says she is not ready for a relationship. Ok what ever. Its just one more rejection in my life. But again what ever.
Jessica Loveit Has Arrived!
Hi Everybody This weekend I am releasing the scene we did with Jessica called "The Bounder" where she is staying at a hotel and is making a lot of noise in her room so they send me (hotel security) to get her to keep the noise down but after a warning she continues to make a racket so I have to go back to kick her out but Jessica changes my mind by sucking and fucking my brains out! Over 14 minutes of video action and more that 100 photos that you can't see anywhere else Jessica looks outstanding, is one of the most sexiest ladies I have ever seen never mind fucked plus she is very funny with her one lines and banter between me and her in the film so it is a must see! For samples use this link Enjoy James Wildfowler
Im Still A Guy
When you see a deer you see Bambi And I see antlers up on the wall When you see a lake you think picnics And I see a large mouth up under that log You're probably thinking that you're gonna change me In some ways well maybe you might Scrub me down, dress me up aww but no matter what Remember, I'm still a guy When you see a priceless French painting I see a drunk, naked girl You think that ridin' a wild bull sounds crazy And I'd like to give it a whirl Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall But remember, I'm still a guy And I'll pour out my heart Hold your hand in the car Write a love song that makes you cry Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground 'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by I can hear you now talkin' to your friends Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way" From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club And buildin' a fire in a cave But
Don You Know What "iq" Stands For??
New Rule: Require all U.S. voters to pass an intelligence/current events test BEFORE they are allowed to register! On Bill's show on April 18th, he suggested that American voters are uncomfortable voting for someone they feel is more intelligent than themselves. Since Bill offered no proof, one must consider his remark to be his opinion. Right after Bush beat Kerry, I thought the same thing, so I did some research and found it to be true; Bush was elected by the stupid people. There is a website run by the Morgan Quitno Press that ranks the states in order of the intelligence of their citizens. When I compared the ranking of the states with which candidate they voted for, I found that Kerry won the 7 smartest states and Bush won the 7 dumbest states. Kerry won 8 of the 10 smartest states, and Bush won 8 of the dumbest states. So to keep the mistakes of 2000 and 2004 from happening again in 2008 we need a law preventing dumbass people from voting! And while we're at it
Take A Vacation!!
New Rule: If you're one of those blow-hards that not only supported Bush but lied, misled and misdirected people into believing that we should vote for Bush for stupid, emotional reasons (i.e. Abortion & Gay Marriage are more important issues than the Economy or a War that we will financially bleed ourselves dry trying to win).....You can SHUT THE FUCK UP until the election in 2012. Hannity, Rush, Fox News, and the rest of those propagandists should not be allowed to air their shows until the next election cycle! You not only got it wrong, you fucked every American, Iraqi, and a good chunk of the rest of the World, AND MADE MONEY doing it (How? We not only have a lot of stupid people in America, we have a lot of stupid people who vote and who can't think for themselves). Your punishment, besides the loss of your credibility, is to have the Cone of Silence wrapped around your fat heads. Why people still think your opinions matter (I know this is America) goes back to my point a
A Memorable Day
Decide right now to make this day a memorable one. Make use of the precious moments now available to you to do something you'll continue to remember and be thankful for, years and years from now. This very day is your opportunity to move life forward in a significant way. Choose to find your enjoyment today in making a real and enduring positive difference. Do you realize how fortunate you are to be able to transform the fleeting hours of this day into something that will continue to add value to the world long after this day is over? Can you see how profoundly fulfilling it will be to live this day in such a way that you can always look back upon it with grateful satisfaction? Just imagine living every day that way. Then, go beyond merely imagining it and start to continually live with a strong and abiding sense of true purpose. The whole universe spreads out in front of you. And anything is possible in this very moment. Make this day a beautiful and memorable one. Then r
Sexy Lady Offers To Harvest Virginity Of Net Neutrality-supporting Nerds (nsfw)
Still in Belgium—hurrah!—let us segue from sticky ponchos to stickiness of another kind. Notorious sexylady Tanya Devereaux says that she is turning virgin surgeon in order to divest any nerd of his cherry—provided that they support a free web. One of the terms and conditions states that the act must not last for more than 30 minutes. Er, could any guy last more than 30 seconds on their first time? So, let's see. No anal sex without prior negotiation. Condoms must be worn, unless the nerd-gin wishes to release his manfat on Tanya's body. No under-18s. Proof that the victimrgin supports net neutrality must be provided (a black tee-shirt with "I Support Net Neutrality" emblazoned on the front won't cut it, sorry.) Finally, Tanya "may deny service for hygiene reasons." This is not the first time that Ms Devereaux has offered up her orifices for a good cause. Last year she put 40,000 blowjobs on the negotiating table when she ran for a seat in the Belgian senate, as a protest against
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Don You Know What "iq" Stands For??
New Rule: Require all U.S. voters to pass an intelligence/current events test BEFORE they are allowed to register! On Bill's show on April 18th, he suggested that American voters are uncomfortable voting for someone they feel is more intelligent than themselves. Since Bill offered no proof, one must consider his remark to be his opinion. Right after Bush beat Kerry, I thought the same thing, so I did some research and found it to be true; Bush was elected by the stupid people. There is a website run by the Morgan Quitno Press that ranks the states in order of the intelligence of their citizens. When I compared the ranking of the states with which candidate they voted for, I found that Kerry won the 7 smartest states and Bush won the 7 dumbest states. Kerry won 8 of the 10 smartest states, and Bush won 8 of the dumbest states. So to keep the mistakes of 2000 and 2004 from happening again in 2008 we need a law preventing dumbass people from voting! And while we're at it
Hang Up...or Left??
NEW RULE: When your behind the wheel of a moving vehicle on a public road, TAKE THE DAMN CELLPHONE OFF YOUR FUCKING EAR AND DRIVE!!!! When you can't decide between making a right or left turn, looking side to side, or gossiping about who is fucking who in the neighborhood, you might want to prioritize what comes first. Getting where you need to go safely, or being "Eyewitness News"!!
Starry Sky
In a starry sky I call out for you, hoping you hear my prayer, Hoping your staring at the same celestial sky, Wanting to feel you there. Dreaming of a new life, I see a falling star, I close my eyes and make my wish, That distance wasn't so far. I pray that angel wings will carry you, As I wait with my arms wide open, Until then I'll hold you in a special place in my heart, Until we can be together again. I know that love will bind us together, In a circle that has no end, Until that circle is completed to a heart, I will wait for my life to begin.
Well my days on this site are VERY numbered, I cant handle all the drama and childish behavior, so im going back to Myspace. Or maybe someplace less dramatic...People on here dont know fiction from reality and thats too bad, others need to be checked into their local mental health ward. Some need their asses kicked, something im real good at doing. Or I have Dont matter...I just want to delete my profile before I spend the rest of my life in jail for doing something
Quit Pokin' Me!!!
Across the nation and around the world an epidemic of developmental disability is occurring. Never before in history has 1 in every 6 children born been significantly disabled. America is one of the wealthiest nations (or we were before Iraq), yet our infants die with "SIDS" at an alarmingly high rate. In 1950, a child received three vaccines and autism was noted in about 1 in every 10,000 children. In 1980, a child received a total of 8 vaccines; today a child receives 36 shots for a total of over 50 virus' before entering kindergarten and autism strikes 1 in every 150 children. The ingredients in vaccines include mercury (200 ppb is considered toxic waste, but we only use a "trace" amount of ~1,000 ppb in vaccines for babies; not for dogs though because mercury is toxic), aluminum, formaldehyde, anti-freeze, carcinogens, egg, (but don't feed your infant egg, it's an allergen - just not when injected directly into his blood stream), preservatives, and more. So...New Rule: If
Get It Together!!
While watching the results of the Democratic primary in Pennsylvania, I learned that over half of Clinton's supporters stated that they (if Obama is the nominee of the party) will either vote for McCain, or skip the national election entirely. A slightly smaller percentage of Obama supporters felt the same way about Clinton. NEW RULE: If you're so stupid that you have to demonize another member of your own party just because they aren't "your" candidate; If you're so stupid that you'd rather vote for someone that doesn't support anything you do - or not vote at all - rather than for your party nominee (who just so happens to have nearly identical positions to your preference) then someone in your party that has an IQ higher than a slug gets to exercise your vote by proxy. What is wrong with you people? If I put position papers on every issue in front of you, one set for Obama and one for Clinton, chances are you wouldn't be able to tell me which set belonged to which candidate
One Pew Into The Cuckoo's Nest
New Rule: Churches, Synagogues, and Mosques must have doors that lock from the outside. Since the only difference between a religious institution and a mental institution is that the latter smells slightly less of decaying elderly people, we must start acknowledging that both are repositories of the mentally retarded, clinically insane, and sometimes dangerously schizophrenic. Medical literature states as a symptom of schizophrenia, 'religiosity'. And maybe there is something to learn from this. Perhaps we have taken the wrong approach to dealing with these folks. We cannot combat religious people with rational arguments, it is akin to giving picture books to the blind. No wonder all the hospitals are named after Saints, they were probably their first patients. From now on we must regard being religious as a mental abnormality, or as a disease that needs to be treated. Henceforth, when someone attributes his or her success to Jesus, the rest of us shall just smile
It's Better To Give...
New Rule: If you have enough to eat, then say "Take Mine". There is a real food crisis worldwide and it's not going to get better any time soon. This is an opportunity for us to lead the way and show the world that there are still Americans willing to help. The normal supply of rice is down do to drought, pests, and the freezing of exports. This results in prices going through the roof. International aid organizations are getting less and less rice for their dollar, and people are dying. We can help feed these people with a "Take Mine" approach. Just don't buy rice during the month of May - let those that need it have it. If enough people around the world stopped buying rice for a month then demand would drop, inventory would swell, and prices would decline. Aid organizations would then be able to buy more rice at a cheaper price and give it to those that really need it. Hmmm, bet this would work for gasoline too!!
Say What???
New Rule: Men so old and ignorant that they don't understand the issues should not be allowed to run for President!! This week, senators came three votes short of enacting the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. John McSame (oops I mean McCain) who failed to even show up for the vote stated, "The gap between the pay of women and men in this country isn't due to discrimination, women just need more education and training to earn as much as men."
The Water's Just Fine...
New Rule: If you go swimming in the ocean and a great white shark takes off both your legs in a single strike, the media cannot say you were "bitten" by a shark. There's a big difference between a fire ant and a shark!
Irony Deficiency
New Rule: You cannot use a word unless you know what it means. Isn't it ironic that people use the phrase, "Isn't it ironic..." in an attempt to sound erudite but instead use it to preface a statement that is in no way ironic, making themselves seem like complete dipshits? "Isn't it ironic that we showed up ten minutes late and the movie had already started?" No dumbass, it is the completely logical and expected consequence of the action.
Here's Your Change...
New Rule: Politicians in the midsts of an election shouldn't talk about change. No one believes you, and the only change you mean is whats left in my pocket after you (the politicians) have taken my dollars.
Socialist Security
NEW RULE: When their term is over, ALL politicians must stand in line (the unemployment line first) and fight for the scraps and bones that you and your "oh-so-generous" brethren have thrown the rest of us - no more cushy retirement income for you and your wife (who never worked for it in the first place) - the buck stops here-here! Oh, and they must also start PAYING taxes - quit living off of ours!
**makes Ya Think**
THE BEST POEM IN THE WORLD! I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp-- the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, the trash There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice. Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in hell, was sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well. I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake. 'And why's everyone so quiet, so somber? Give me a clue.' 'Hush, child,' said He, 'they're all in shock. No one thought they'd be seeing you.' Judge NOT. MAKES YOU THINK!!!!!!
Did Someone Say Weed???
If you are a fan of Real Time with Bill Maher, then you know about "New Rules"....well, I found some great ones and have decided to share them with everyone, so keep your eyes open for new "New Rules" each week! New Rule: Oh wait, I guess this one really isn't new, because it's called the First Amendment. That's right, this is still America and we still have freedom of speech, but the ATF doesn't seem to think so. This week, Bureau spokesman Art Resnick said that the tiny Mt. Shasta Brewing Company would face sanctions and fines if it continues to brew and sell beer packaged with the slogan "Try Legal Weed." The microbrewery uses the play on words because they are located in the small northern California town of Weed (note to staff--I think I see a location shoot coming up). But I must ask, who exactly is this company hurting by referencing an "illegal drug" on their bottle caps? For starters, marijuana is a plant, not a drug...drugs are the poison that huge corporations
Zombie Guts
1 liter(s) Vodka 2 liter(s) Sprite 1 package(s) Cherry Jello mix 1 liter(s) Orange Juice Mix all of these together. It's recommended you use something pretty big. Then put it all in the freezer until it's no longer a liquid. Then mush up and serve. I like serving it in those cool Halloween Cups that are skulls and monsters. This is great for parties or if you're a lone drinker, it could last you several nights.
I Can No Longer Give The Gift Of Life!
Yesterday, I did the deed. I have three beautiful children, as well as an understanding woman. So, after 4 years of thought and debate, I got snipped. Shocking to some, but Soldiers tend to be EXTREMELY virile, and we've been known to easily impregnate women. Go fig...guys coming back from long tours of duty tend to like screwing and drinking and partying. Anyway, I'm EXTREMELY sore...this isn't as simple or as easy as I thought it would be. The act of peeing has already caused some interesting conundrums, and I don't even want to think of anything else! Now, besides the threat of an STD, no woman shall fear my 'rod of doom'! And the thought of 'cleaning the pipes' does not have the appeal I thought it would at this time. I only have to ejaculate about 20 times in the next 6 weeks...but I don't want anyone, including me, to touch my wild willie. And who would have thought that the best cooling agent would be bags of frozen vegetables...thanks Birdseye! Anyway, now yo
The Beast Within
The Beast Within By: April 26, 2008 Inside us all, There lives something so dark. Something so horrific. We all try to deny, It’s existence. We cover it up. Bury it deep within. But no matter what, The dark voice, Always has it say. We try to block it out, Try to contain it. Destroy it, Control it, But we never can. The darkness within, Always prevails. The more we fight it, The deeper it grows, Getting louder and louder. We hinge, On its every word. Listening intently, But wishing we didn’t. Maybe this time is different? We always convince ourselves, That we are stronger, And actually run the show. That we’re the master, And it’s the puppet. But deep inside, As much as we love to deny. We all know, We’re just another puppet, In the mist Of the beast within.
Work Related. Discussion On Mentality.
On Sheep, Wolves, and Sheepdogs - Dave Grossman By LTC (RET) Dave Grossman, author of "On Killing." Honor never grows old, and honor rejoices the heart of age. It does so because honor is, finally, about defending those noble and worthy things that deserve defending, even if it comes at a high cost. In our time, that may mean social disapproval, public scorn, hardship, persecution, or as always,even death itself. The question remains: What is worth defending? What is worth dying for? What is worth living for? - William J. Bennett - in a lecture to the United States Naval Academy November 24, 1997 One Vietnam veteran, an old retired colonel, once said this to me: "Most of the people in our society are sheep. They are kind, gentle, productive creatures who can only hurt one another by accident." This is true. Remember, the murder rate is six per 100,000 per year, and the aggravated assault rate is four per 1,000 per year. What this means is that the vast majority of Americans a
Only God Knows Why
This Guy Is A Jerk!
wetalkwine@ fubar This guy demanded I put him in my family list. He told me he was in charge of me and other things. Screen shots are in asshat folder. I missed about half the conversation due to another friend in my shout box, and had to read it later, god he was a winner. I recommend we show him what we do to people like him.
Yellow Bird
1/4 oz Creme De Banana 1/4 oz Galliano 1 oz Light Rum 1 oz Pineapple Juice 1 1/2 oz Orange Juice Mix and shake with ice. Garnish with a cherry and enjoy.
A Poem For Someone Special
Ok I know it's a little corny but I wrote it at 4 am at work...but it does get the point across I think lol No Matter What The Future Holds Or The Twists In The Road Life Brings, Know That I Am Here For You As You Have Always Been For Me. The Friendship And Love You've Offered Mean More Than You Will Ever Know Cause The Strength Found In Your Frienship And Love Have Helped Me As A Person Grow. L 4.26.08
Hello From Iraq
Just a soldier sitting here in Iraq and I am new to this site. Thanks for those who have R/F/A. With our connection being so slow it takes me sometimes 10-15 minutes do go from page to page. Please do not think I am ignoring you. Now where can a guy find an Irish Car Bomb?
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Its A Hard Path To Free.
Hey... where am I? The floor is hard, the room is dark. Kinda cold. I can't see my breath, but I can't feel my hands Have you seen my... have you seen the last girl on earth? She's mine y'know. She's my only. She's my... Where the fuck is my grey hoody? and who put this muscle shirt on me? Were we shooting a dirty movie? I feel dirty. I feel watched. Is that what I think it is? Its cold...smooth and flaking. Like old skin. But its dry blood. Hey who's blood is this? And where's my fucking hoody? I loved that sweatshirt. It looked better on me anyway. Y'know. One time, I fell in love with someone. I fell in love with a lot of someones. But at least I had the balls to be somebody about it. You seen my lighter? Fuck was it in the pocket? So were my smokes. You guys suck. I'm outta here. And why am I barefoot? Who's floor is this? The streets are playing my theme music something jazzy and wrong. Something rambling. But its too fu
Will You Ever Dance Again?
Do you believe no longer in "Fairy Tale" Romance Was it not you who took the lead in that Dance? We have all endured such pain and heartbreak We venture with our hearts indeed a lofty stake There's Love and there's Lust powerful or destructive on their own Interweave the two together a perfect stitch, perfectly sewn There was a time not long ago when you believed in these things too You'd wish upon the stars at night for everlasting love so true Now you hide behind your mounting wall of pain surrendering to your demons that have yet to be slain Will you ever break free of the prison you've created or will you remain behind the walls in which you've gated Let go of the past Love yourself to truly love another Learn to dance again and perhaps we can dance with each other
That Smell
Wisper My Name
And when you need me, I will be there I'll come to you in your despair Whisper my name - I'll be your angel Just close your eyes - I'll be by your side I will protect you within my embrace I'll kiss the tears that roll down your face Whisper my name - I will be there Even if just in thought Just close your eyes I'll dry your tears And make your fears subside And when you're down, I'll come to you I'll be your shoulder to cry upon I'll lullaby your heart to sleep And I will chase away your pain And when you're lost, I'll come and find you And I will shelter you from the storm I'll be the one to light your darkness I'll be the one to help you to carry on And when you need me, whisper my name...
What's Your Name
Sweet Home Alabama
I Know Where You Sleep List !!!!
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Walking down through the chemical river Each step more colorful than the last She gets dizzier with excitement at all the stupid things. There's no placement to thoughts. No organized files to sift through. Just a bunch of free flow almost like a mudslide. Sticky ideas surface slowly to her tongue and she almost verbalizes. The ground. It's floating away. Handfuls of dirt wandering through a crowd of changing faces. Dead Family meets cowboys on acid.
A Vampires Kiss
Your tongue burns my cool skin like molten flame, As you pierce my soul I silently scream your name, I kiss your lips and taste your bloodied soul, Feel the blood engorge us and make our love whole, You come to me silently on wings of blackest night, Consuming my heart with your dark lover's bite. Joyously my blood gushes forth and splashes your face, As my fevered body you now so passionately embrace, My soul sings your black desires in endless refrain, My dark angel lover you make pleasure such sweet pain.
Unchaned Love
So Softly, She's wondering With eyes that excite yet hold the mystery inside With her smile and her tender grace There is no way for me to hide The magick I feel when I look upon your face And I know, as with a dream You are as unreachable as the sky And so the moments I get are precious to me And even as I cannot bring myself to try You are slowly enticing every fantasy I see So tell me, Do you believe In fairy tales and heroes that save the day Because I want to be the hero for you And you'll know with each word I say And that "I love you" is in everything I do So love, are you ready For life to be the dream it can be In this place and this time Can that one you run to now be me Can you let yourself surrender and be mine For now, I lie waiting Waiting for you to turn your gaze my way Tender touch, the smell of your hair Bring to mind a thousand things I can say And reminds me of all the memories we can share So now, my newest friend Turn your eyes
Are Your Friends In Here?
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My Poem To The World
I'm trying to live in a world full of mistakes, things from my mind that which cannot be erased. I seem to find the things that would make the most miserable in life, always the things that make me shed me a tear or two. Broken hearted with a secret life. When you see me I'm smiling but inside I'm drowning. I'm dying slowly and the pain hurts less and less, as I give up more and more. Each day I'm put to the test. Every time I think that the black hole as an end, I'm caught up in the world pool once again. I've given up all hope to find the happiness I long to hold, I've given up on the thing I use to want most because all there is... Are unfaithful truths to behold. I've tried so hard that I'm sick of trying; I'm mentally exhausted and physically dyeing. I've given up on the hope that I'll be happy one day... Just one quick slice... Please make the pain go away. I long to have the thing I've given up on and I long to never think about it again. I wish that for once... I could win. Eit
My Horrible Illness
The burning deep under the skin, fighting more and more to make you give in. The horrible digging of the pain and the terrible thoughts inside your brain. So much thinking, so much to do, what if there's no cure for the things we really want to do. The haunting memories, the itching for blood your own blood. The crying like a waterfall, that never stop drowning. The time you have and what you should be or not denying. The aweful fate for those who lie, the great worlds that all of us devide. So set in stone, so stubborn and full of hate. The things that consume us all... Decides who goes to the gate. What do you want? Who do you wish to be? What you choose determines what you'll do for eternity. Its an illness, a disease... The dreadful thoughts deep inside of me. Am I alone? Do they know I'm alive? Who will even remember me... After I die?
Gimme 3 Steps
Stand Back
April Poem-a-day Challenge Day 24 & 25
April Poem-A-Day Challenge Day 24 Prompt: "Use a photograph to create a poem." Based on this photo ... Desperate Measures Strength of will is not enough, I should be made of stronger stuff. Keep it under lock and key, lest it get the best of me. I've tried before and always failed to escape the coffin nailed, but this approach may be the one to see this dread addiction done. Day 25 Prompt: "Write an occupational poem" Ok, so I stretched the prompt a bit on this one. :p Igor's Lament Beneath the rising smoke and the jacob's ladder's arc, behind the insane scientist trying to make his mark a lone, disfigured form hunches over the controls tasked with the job of making sure that everything unfolds. If anything goes wrong he'll be the one to blame, but if it's successful he'll receive no fortune and no fame. Toiling away in silence, he's content to just survive until the moment Master scr
Eternal Kiss
I have received the eternal kiss I never thought it would be like this All around me my loved ones age and die I can do nothing but sit and cry Eternal life, gift or curse I can now think of nothing worse My beloved daughter grew old and is gone Of my family I am now the only one I must feed on blood to sustain this life I even fed on my neighbours wife I am in an endless battle to quell the beast It strives for control to eternaly feast It's a battle I know I will soon lose I write these lines and notice the clues Soon my humanity to the beast will be gone Then I will be an undead evil one So kill me soon to end all of this For I have received the eternal kiss
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What Do You Think?
I really want to help people focus on tobacco cessation & would like your advice, What are some ideas you have in order to help? **Brainstorming** I will never look down on an idea. :)
My Insparational Poem For My Baby
Baby the time we shared together for a week and a day seemed so quick but soon baby it will be forever i got my writing insparation back thank you baby so now im writing one for you baby. I hope you like it. Missing you and I love you. Our love is like an eternal flame that cannot be extinguished Every second of every minute to every hour the eternal flame of our love gets even stronger missing you so bad right now wishing i was with you holding you in my arms til we fall alseep together wake up with you next to me im thinkin how can this be god its true you're blessin me its destiny, me and you were meant to be when i touch you, you know i love you know you like that, yeah you like that its a love that i that i had to write that argue and you dont even fight back baby girl you put me on the right track not another peson i could see myself with know the way it sounds sounds kinda selfish but your the one who put me in this position im wishin the
Are We Really That Insecure About Raceism?
There are African Americans, Hispanic Americans, Cuban Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. ..And then there are just - Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman,' ...And that's OK. But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink, ..You call me a racist. You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Hispanic History Month. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Asian History Month. You h ave Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have Yom Hashoah. You have Kawanza. You have the NAACP. And you have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) ...We'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day ...You would call us racists. If we had White History Month ...We'd be racists. If we had any organization for only whites to '
In My First Auction
Come bid on me!! In my first auction ever :) Even if you don't wanna bid can you please rate the picture for me. Thanks What I'm offering: 300 11's a week during hh, owned by in my name, rate stash during hh, blog pimp out, keep you shit faced, 3 comments a week during hh, link in my profile While you're there why not fan and rate the host Lauria :) lauria♥Owned by and owner of Hopeless Romantic♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar
Some Numbers...
2.4 million people die each year from causes directly attributable to air pollution. 5,000 deaths from food borne illness in US * i heard people say "why all the focus on quitting? why not focus on air pollution or food borne illness? *... Around 5.4 million deaths a year are caused by tobacco one person dies every 8 seconds from smoking. now i dare you to count to 16.
Crazy Facts
crazy facts The tobacco companies are trying to brainwash us. We're brainwashing ourselves to live healthier, higher quality lives. In 1995, a major tobacco company decided to boost cigarette sales by targeting homeless people. They called their plan " Project SCUM: Sub Culture Urban Marketing. " Tobacco companies actually went to court to fight for the right to keep tobacco advertising near high schools. They won. Congrats, Big Tobacco! Problems with self-esteem. Has menial, boring job. Emotionally insecure. Passive-aggressive. Probably leads fairly dull existence. Grooming not a strong priority. Lacks inner resources. Group conformist. Non-thinking. Not into ideas. Insecure follower. These are all terms taken from Big Tobacco’s files that have been used to describe different groups of potential customers for their deadly, addictive products. As of 2006, tobacco was still depicted in three-quarters of youth rated movies and 90% of R-rated movies. Nicotine has been f
The Man Rules
The Man Rules At last finally a guy has taken the time to write them for you Women to know them.... Now here are the Man rules.[/font] Please note.. These are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and
Y Do People Feel The Need 2 Lie
OK i want to know why the hell people lie and tell you shit, ok take this, u meet a guy he is everything u wanted, good looking sweet caring thoughtful and he made the pain of a past love go away, u guys are in love madly in love and then a year later he tells you he stopped loving u awhile back and that he loved his ex still, that he loved her the entire time and that he lied about saying he would u honestly feel? i mean then he goes and rubs it in ur face like it was your fault and that u need to be punished...i mean ok so im dating again i dont rub it in his face, i dont even bring it up unless he brings her up. he made me believe he didnt love her nor like her anymore and then he goes and leaves me for her...the pain of that is horrible.. all i wanna do is lay in bed and not move and wish death. i hate love i hate everything to do with love and i hope to never fall in love ever again...its worthless and it hurts and i hate i hate anything to do or made me feel
Let It Go
**The words below are more true than anybody can even imagine. Sometimes it is just something we need to go through. Remember it is ok to let it go. Enjoy the read** There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in
Army Of Darkness
Army of Darkness - 1992 Bound in human flesh, inked in blood, and amazingly hard to pronounce, the ancient necronomicon, or Book of the Dead, unleashes unspeakable evil upon mankind in director Sam Raimi's outrageously hilarious sword and sorcery epic. Back to do battle with the hideous "deadites," Bruce Campbell reprises his role from the EVIL DEAD series as Ash, the handsome, shotgun-toting, chainsaw-armed department store clerk from S-Mart's housewares division. Demonic forces time-warp him - and his '73 oldsmobile - into England's dark ages, where he romances a beauty (Embeth Davidtz) and faces legions of un-dead beasts, including a ghastly army of skeletons. Can Ash save the living from the evil dead, rescue his girlfriend, and get back to his own time? Overflowing with spectacular special effects, ARMY OF DARKNESS will make you scream with fear and laughter. Anyone who is familiar with the Evil Dead series will have a jump start on understanding this crazy movi
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Update On My Mom
I wanted to tell everyone that my mom is home now, She still needs to recover but, atleast She is where she belongs. thanks to everyone who prayed for her, Please pray she finds strength to be able to get over what happened to her. Mothers are your world, or atleast I know mine is.
My Heart
The nights are so long without you beside me.. As I lay here in this bed all alone, I dream of the nights we laid cuddled together touching feeling kissing… My heart cries out to yours wanting to hold you near. I can feel your skin, I smell your hair. I can still taste your lips. The feel of your hand as it caresses my face. The tingle of my body as you run your fingers up and down my spine. I cherish each moment we have together… Never wanting them to end. Each time I have to leave you, my heart breaks a little more. Each time gets harder for me to go. I cry inside, and this time the tears fall they are real… my heart is tearing in two. I leave part of it with you for the day I return to your side. My Heart, My Soul, My Love
For You
bitches that adamently state you will not chat off here, why the FUGG ARE you here? BUT, more importantly, why bother to fill out the "About me" section? Who gives a fugg? We wont get to chat so it DOESNT FUGGING MATTER!
Re: Neo-cons Urge Violence Against Framed Activist
RE: Neo-Cons Urge Violence Against Framed Activist ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 25 Apr 2008, 14:01 Neo-Cons Urge Violence Against Framed Activist As predicted, Neo-Cons across the country enthusiastically lapped up the complete smear story put out by the New York Post in which it was alleged activist Gary Talis beat up a wheelchair-bound girl, and resolved to hire hit men to hunt down and commit violence against Talis despite the fact that he was the victim of the assault. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/april2008/042508_urge_violence. htm
Drowning Pool Live!!!
How do you keep feelings in check when you know the other person doesn't feel the same? Why does the heart have to become involved when it comes to love/lust? Why are there so many unanswered questions in the world?
Want A Salute From Me Or Fubucks??
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Re: Outspoken Arizona Senator Questions 9/11 Official Story
RE: Outspoken Arizona Senator Questions 9/11 Official Story ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 25 Apr 2008, 18:59 Outspoken Arizona Senator Questions 9/11 Official Story State Sen. Karen Johnson, R-Mesa, has come under fierce criticism for going on record with her doubts over the government's version of events surrounding the 9/11 attacks. http://infowars. net/articles/april2008/250408Senator. htm
Need Help Please
seems my laptop has died or something power wont even turn on.. I am totally clueless on what happened battery was full and everything shut it down the right way now cant get it to turn back on if anyone knows anything aout laptops please help thanks
A Great Quote I Came Up With.
The best things and the greatest moments do not come with ease, but they come from an attempt rifled with many obstacle's, for it is not the desire that makes it great, but the obstacle's that you over come that make it great.
We Miss You
When you left it hit So sudden it felt like bad dream and it felt Like it was never going to End and it still feels like It won't but we all miss u We miss your laugh and Sense of humor and we Miss how you were always Happy no matter what We also miss how you could Turn our bad days good with Just one smile you made us all Better people and we all miss You Adam and we will never Forget you! Brianna A Beam
An Angel On My Screen
I met an angel on my screen So friendly, kind and sweet... She makes me feel so special I long for when we’ll meet... We’ve talked for hours here online And many on the phone... She’s brought such joy into my life When once I was alone. The love I feel within my heart Was but a dream to me... A dream that once was out of reach Has become reality... Ever present in my thoughts Always in my heart... Forever shall I love her And never shall we part. I met an angel on my screen So full of life and love... An angel that was sent to me From Heaven up above... Always with a kind word Her laughter fills the air... Her love is neverending A love that’s always there. So if you ever meet someone My wish for you is this... I wish you all the love I’ve found For it’s the sweetest gift... The feeling that you are so loved No other can compare... To have this kind of special love And someone with whom to share.
Bill Rules!!!
1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search: BILL NEEDS BIG CHANGES. 2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search: BILL LOOKS LIKE MY DADDY......CREEPY!!! 3. Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search: BILL LIKES TOUCHING DOPEY WOMEN.... 4. Type in "[your name] says" in Google search: BILL SAYS MAKERS LIABLE FOR VIOLENCE!!! 5. Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search: BILL LOVES WAFFLES......LIES, ALL LIES!!! 6. Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search: BILL WANTS HER DEAD!!! 7. Type in "[your name] does" in Google search: BILL DOES GET CARRIED AWAY SOMETIMES... 8. Type in "[your name] gives" in Google search: BILL GIVES SEX TO COLLEGE GIRLS....WHOA!!! 9. Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search: BILL HATES CHILDREN AND THE ELDERLY.....AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!! 10. Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search: BILL GOES BERSERK!!!
Kill The Gas Company!
Letter to family written Dec 9, 2005 Hopefully, tomorrow will be the last day I am without heat in the house. It never seemed to bother me much in August, and never crossed my mind in July, but lately it is something I think of often, between sneezes. I have “made do” by building roaring fires in the living room, but it has led to a nasty nasal condition as I have no chimney for the smoke to escape, much less an approved fireplace. My nasal condition was not much improved by my strategy of changing fuel, from old socks that I could no longer use as they needed washing, to the cleaner burning fuel of golf balls and empty beer bottles. The Fire Dept weenies were not amused by my home-made fireplace of tinker toys, and I will soon be shopping for a new sofa. Come to think of it, I could use a new living room, as my old one has started looking a lot like the front yard with a smoldering sofa in it that was not there last summer. Anyone have a spare living room they aren’t
Why ?
If your lips were made for kissing Why can't I kiss you? If arms were made for holding Why can't I hold you? If a voice is made for talking Why can't I talk to you? Why can't you see, why I need you here with me Why can't my heart be perfect... Why don't you want to be with me? Why do I feel pain, thinking that That you're never thinking of me ! Why does love hurt, when it's suppose to feel good? Not like it should? Why can't you give one chance to prove my love? Cause I'm sure, you're sent, from up above ! Knowing that you love me, would make me so happy ! Cause life is nothing like it's suppose to be, Days are dark , summer is cold Gold is silver and silver is gold Love is hurting , pain is here ... My heart is breaking , you're not near ! You're just in my head , in my heart, in my mind, And I will never be able to leave you behind !
My Nephews Situation
It is now 12:52 a.m. on 4/26/2008. My nephew just got admitted to the hospital. He woke up crying tonight for no reason. Then wouldn't bear any weight on anything. He is a severe hemophiliac. One of the worst documented cases in the U.S. He got taken to the emergency room. They decided to admit him. A normal dose for him intravenously is normally 100,000 units. They ended up giving him 800,000 units this time. He has to have surgery soon. So keep him in your prayers.
And im not saying any of this to hurt anyone its just free advice. You are not cool if you have a fu man or fu woman or fu life. GO GET A LIFE! And a job that works more then 20 hours a week, that is for 16 year olds! Lounges arent going to pay to to deejay, hahahaha you are not a deejay cause you play some music on the net. Take what I say to heart and learn from it. Oh and get some pussy quit jacking off to pictures on your computer.
Emergency Room
Well my day was like any other day, except my dear daughter (3) had a bit of a cough and runny nose, so around 5pm I gave her some Robitussin..It didn't help, the cough and turned to a wheeze, and now I was getting worried. So at 7:40 I packed the kids up and took them to Minor Emergency (Urgent Care). Got in immediately, and they measured her oxygen saturation..came up 90..which is not good. The Doctor did not hesitate in telling me you have to get her to the Emergency Room now, there was nothing they could do to help her. Well I kept my cool, and shuffled her and my son (6) back to the truck and rushed to the ER. Upon arrival, the dumbass receptionist took no note to the urgency with my "Triage Note" in hand, and sent us to wait for like 30 minutes, meanwhile my daughter would not sit still and her breathing was getting more labored. She being 3 was rambunctious and having a good time talking to people and running a muck. Finally they called us, then it went super fast, Res
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Such Is Life!
Ok so here it is. How do you tell someone that you fu-like that the thought of his uncut cock makes you want to puke? How does someone that sits in their room jacking off all day I mean literally all day think that they actually have a chance with someone that has a career, kids, home and everything in life? Someone that is a virgin and never leaves their room. Are you mental? You need to wake up and realize that there is more to life then your computer! How are you ever going to live outside of your parent's house? Can you change the oil on your car? NO Can you fix something if its broke? NO You are not father material, you are not husband material, you arent even a good lover. You need to wake up and go get a life or you are going to be a very unhappy man! (when you reach manhood) I am sorry for pretending that I loved you or even liked you but the thought of your uncut cock makes me want to puke. I cant stand lookin at it, which you should of known cause you never seen
Scooters Bar...
let me see here...ok it has been forever sence i have been on fubar...i was recently part of the scooterbar...i was a main bartender..well not anymore cuz i got BANNED!!!! hmm would love to know y i got banned...but hell i dont care...i have other lounges that i hang out in and i remember when this stupid shit happen with my other friends as in *grim..aka wakko...and a few others...well everyone it has finally happen to me and i dont give two shits really...slade if u read this im sry that u have shitty ass staff members and they dont know how i am and they bann ur staff for no reason..i WILL NOT COME BACK TO UR LOUNGE U CAN DELETE ME OFF OF FUBAR...IF U CHOOSE TOO IM SRY IT HAS CAME TO THIS.... i am a bitch and i dont care who likes me on here and who dont...feel free to comment those of u that did get banned over stupid shit in the scooterbar....all i really have to say is FUCK THE SCOOTER BAR IT ISNT NOTHIN BUT DRAMA ANYWAYS....
Another Day Another Dollar
Well work again today isnt it grand!! Got my biggest paycheck ever with 40hrs plus 9hrs overtime. Only thing is its pretty much gone already isnt that how it goes. So hard to make so easy to spend a little on bills a little on groceries and a little on the squit squat and his training pants. I love my mikey he has to be the sweetest guy on the planet and all his adorable quirks drive me crazy and not in a bad way. He gave me a quickie before work... first time thats ever happened to me and boy did it improve my mood at work. Did i mention he is romantic he was just holding me telling me im the best thing to ever happen to him. Well drama major nothing i want to talk about just disagreements that get out of hand. Wish i could just wave a magic wand and make everyone happy no matter what. Ah if only life was like guild wars i would have all manner of spells like "Time Loop - redo last thing said or done until you dont fuck it up" or "Pacify- immediately remove the attitude from any voice
My Grandmother
on april 25 of 2008 at 5:18 a.m. my grandmother passed away because her heart failed....all i ask is if you have kids make sure to take them so they can she their grandparents and make sure you tell them that you love them because you never know when the last time you will be able to tell them you love them..... life is short and pleasures few, and holes the ship,and drowns the crew, BUT O!!! BUT O!!! how very blue the sea is.... The wings of lust are set with vain, To kill the king and free the pain. but when you mix vain and pain it just seems all the same, the world will fall as you drop to your knees and make that everlasting call that falls on deaf ears
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Ooops, Guys
Sorry guys I feel like I've let you all down, Didn't sleep at all Thursday night because of party favors. If you know what I mean. NO SLEEP NO DREAM STALKER. When to Avril Lavigne concert tonight she fucking rocks. One of the promoters live next door to me so I got to meet her she signed my shirt and panties. She played with my hair as i was rollin. Luv you Avril. Luv U Tara
How I Felt
On Dec.18th i lost a very special person in my life my mother she ment the world to me and more she was the only parent i had left & on Dec.18th at 2am we got a phone call i had answered it they had told me my mom had turned for the worse and by the time we got to her she was already gone & i will never get to say goodbye or hear her laugh or hear her yell or anything i really miss her and mothers day is comeing up and the thought of not haveing her hear hurts but i know shes in heaven with my dad and 1 of my brotehrs and uncles and aunts grandparents and she is and always will be my hero and i really miss her and life aint the same without her hear with us...I LOVE & MISS U MOM MAY U REST IN PEACE!!!!!!!
Some Thing To Think About
Dj Dmc
I think he's done... and if he's not, I'm ignoring him... Bottom to top. This one was almost a success. ->DJ DMC: What worked? I haven't done any dirty talk to you except for you to let me know that you've got a huge dick that doesn't stay hard so you can fuck yourself in the ass. DJ DMC: it worked x ->DJ DMC: But, really, that's neither here nor there. Let's explore your aversion to talking about things in your ass. Are you a closet homosexual? ->DJ DMC: Actually, it was a random pic rate in the I'm Bored section. ->DJ DMC: Well, first of all, why do you assume that someone wants to talk naughty to you just because they check you out? DJ DMC: sort e out then ->DJ DMC: We're not talking about ME here, we're talking about you. Do you have some issues talking about people doing things to do? Do you need therapizing? I'm a therapist you know. DJ DMC: ram a dildo in ur pussy whie fuck ur tight ass ->DJ DMC: You can cum in your own ass? You must have a huge
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More Thoughts Fighting To Be Free
Dark, light; Day, night my thoughts go dancing along; dancing or spiraling one of the two, down this path of which my feet seem to belong. some thoughts are really ancient memories that won't seem to let go of my soul; past events no longer even a part of my now, or are they, for they do seem to still take their toll? these memories though appear to me less and less; my life right now is not such a mess! i have begun a new life, yes it is true; at nearly 39 i finally feel like i know what to do. now i have new things to ponder; now my mind has new places to wander a love that has entered, nay RE-entered my heart; someone who splashes color to my soul, like a piece of fine art someone who's strength gives me power; now even from my darkest dreams, i will not cower. my LOVE, my MASTER, my SOUL MATE; my MARKIAN, my LOVE, for YOU i did wait!
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Something I Needed To Do For Myself
Ok some of you have already seen it but i added a new folder in my pics. It is a folder that may shock some of you and some it may not but I think its time I quit worrying about others judging me for the real me. So Ive thrown it all out there and if it bothers you then go ahead and remove me from your lists because im tired of hiding the real me!
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"oh, Crap."
11:30 PM 4/25/2008 So, I got this idea in my head while I was at work that I should find a way to keep track of the issues I answer questions on in the support lounge and in my shoutbox. At work, I keep track of the hospitals' issues in a program called "Footprints," which my boss runs reports on to get an idea what's broken most of the time and what the IT department should spend its resources on. I'm not sure whether or not Fubar has one of these things yet, but it couldn't hurt to try writing one for gits and shiggles. The working title is "OH, CRAP". It's generally the first thing people say to themselves, internally, whenever they come across a problem. I'll be updating this blog entry as I add to this program. Current Programming Project Working Title "Owl's Hobby: Cool, Rather Ambitous Project" (or, "OH CRAP") Purpose Track issues reported in the support lounge to get a better, more comprehensive idea of the state of the site's needs. Follows in the
What Do They Know
I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside. They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried.When I am alone I hurt, because here I do it well. In front of all the watchful eyes my heaven turns to hell. The judge and jury awaits me, everyone has a say. In a life that hangs suspended for yet another day.Who are they to judge if what I have done is right or wrong? In the end I gave him up, but inside still sing his song. I don't know how to find the strength I thought I had. If only I could play tough it wouldn't be so bad. They say that life m home, and can't find my way back. Somewhere along the way I must have jumped the track. I saw him just today and his smile is still the same.He looked at me so sweetly, but never spoke my name. I wonder if he remembers me, It hasn't been that long. He may have forgotten me, but I still sing his song.goes on and someday I'll smile again. But, how do they know my pain without being where I've been? I've t
I swear I will someday get a guy to stick something in his ass... I SWEAR! As usual, start from the bottom. ->490788: Tickling's not my thing either. I don't take orders in bed... I give them... ->490788: Why would I shove it in? I was talking about watching YOU. 490788: dont shove it in, be gentle with me - you can start to tickle me while i lick your sweet spot between your thighs ->490788: OH, so that isn't what you wanted to talk about? I thought it might be. ->490788: Like talking about you sticking a microphone in your ass? I would love to talk about that. 490788: mmm, well at the risk of being offensive, i thought your px were strikingly gorgeous and was hoping you were up for a lil naughty conversation ;) ->490788: What do you mean pass the time? What did you have in mind? 490788: nm, thx checking me out a sec ago. im looking for a hottie to pass a lil time with. what are you up to ->490788: Well hey big boy... what's going on? 490788: hey bab
Once Upon A Lie
Once Upon A Lie He drew me in so softly with stories that weren’t true…. He gently coaxed me into his arms with words that were ‘all new’. My head was saying ‘not so fast’… You really must ‘beware’… But I was listening with my heart, believing he did care. He told me I was everything he thought of as ‘ideal’. He led me to a ‘dream-world’ that I mistook for 'real’. He touched me in such special ways I’d never known before… He held my heart and searched my soul and opened every door. Then, inch-by-inch, I noticed that the ‘stories’ he would tell didn’t match the first ones and weren’t 'adding up’ so well. He wasn’t who he’d said he was, He mislead me all the way. Too late now - it has gone too far… And I have the price to pay. It has cost me all my confidence, my trust and 'sense of fair’…. I was living in a ‘dream-world’ and was violated there. I feel so diminished.......... so de-valued and depressed. No "self-esteem" or
A small ranch house In our quiet little town; A talk with our friends Whenever they come around; Kids -- lots of kids -- Running in and out; Let's teach these kids What life's all about; Two, or three dogs, And, a few cats; They like to eat mice, And chew on some rats; With you at my side, Or, with me in bed; There's nothing we can't do I'm positive in my head; And, with these things, They're all heaven sent, My life will be complete, And, I will be content. It will be soon, baby. All of my love, Michael
People On Here
this site is awesome i have met alot of people on here some are here for the glory but some are here for friendship not here to judge but this site rocksssssssss
My Date
My date went greater than expected. We went to Dennys. Which was her idea . We had fun. Went back to her place and watched half of a movie called Knocked Up. We will finish it tomarrow
Have you ever just loved someone so much you feel as if you'd give anything to make them happy? Even if that meant you had to tear yourself apart? Right now thats how Im feeling. I would do anything to make him happy and I thought he knew that. I've even considered moving out of where I am now cuz he doesnt like the living arrangements Im in. And right now I dont have to worry about anything by my daughters needs and my phone bill. If I move out Im once again responcible for everything which I dont have a problem with but I know with my job it would be really hard and would put a lot of stress on me. But if it meant him and I could be happy I would do it. Hell Ive even agreed to put up with things I wouldnt deal with from most people. I still havent figured out how he did it but he has totally stolen my heart. And that part that makes it even harder is hes also stolen my daughters. She just adores him. Every time hes around she goes straight to him, once she realizes who he is
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Why in hell does someone keep falling someone over and over and keep getting hurt? Why love hurt? Why does she not love me anymore? Does anyone love me or will love me?
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Losing Him
My heart is breaking Nights drag on forever Barely sleeping now Not knowing whats going on So many thoughts going through my head He tells me he loves me I believe he does But then I dont understand Why it seems things have changed Its still early in the relationship It shouldnt be like this already I love him more than ever Yet I fear theres something I dont know My heart is breaking And tears are starting to fall No longer can I hold it all in The fears I have Of losing him.
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When It Feels Like Everyone Is Up Your Ass
At times we all hit a wall and wonder WTF is going on ......... I read these quotes to remind myself, its not me ......... ************************************************* We learn wisdom from failure much more than from success; we often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery ..... ************************************************* Take the good until you find something better, and in search for something better do not let the good slip away from you or die out. If you disregard it despite its worth, and pursue something better, what you had escapes you; but if you remain attached to what is good, you will always have it if nothing better follows ....... ************************************************* Love is a space in which all other emotions can be experienced ......... ************************************************* If you would learn the secret of right
Sick Of It
Im doing my best to trust him. Tryin to believe the things hes telling me but its so hard. I have this feeling that something just isnt right. Hes changed....a lot and i dont know why. I didnt think I did anything wrong but maybe I did. All I know is I cant take much more of this. Its tearin me apart inside. Our ex's sure as hell arent making it any easier and I dont want to let go of him but Im sick of being so paranoid all the time with no way of really shutting it out. When we are together I believe its just me, that Im his only one but then something comes up and all that paranioa comes back...100 times stronger. I act happy around everyone cuz I dont want them to know Im really falling apart. Just incase it is just me over reacting I dont want them to hate him or think he did something wrong. Hes never really gave me a reason to doubt him but lately things just havent seemed the same. I really dont understand any of it and its not something I can really talk to him about w
Born To Blossom, Bloom To Die
I have come to the realization (through the help of another) that my primary principles orbit around self-growth. All of the things that are important to me, including self-growth, aid in the process of this. Also, they are all very internal things. Unbiased loving and kindness, observation, listening, reflection and analysis, open-mindedness, etc etc. That means that the spring of happiness can only, and will only, come from inside of myself. Another realization: people move about the world with untamable fluidity. Hardly anybody is in the same place that I have seen them last, or at least they soon will no longer be. Everybody is moving, finding their own place in the world, Wisconsin, L.A., Grand Rapids, Kalamazoo, Pennsylvania, San Francisco, Columbus. I am saddened to realize that when I return to Chicago, New York, Pennsylvania, San Fransisco, Florida there will be very few people there who originally made it worth me being there. I guess, it may be for the best, but it
Dark Knight
I have been thinking lately on why i can never find love...the love that i do find, is yet so far away from me. all the guys in my past have treated me like fucking shit. I think that ive only been truley in love twice. and well i want to have that feeling again. so bad. And all this time ive been so patient with it. Watching other people...and the love they have for eachother. its not fair, but all i can really so is sit here and be happy for them. i just dont understand. is it me? whats wrong with me? i just feel empty inside. its not fair. i hurt everyday...i just want someone that would listen to me. and i dont want to have to wait for love to happen. but i guess love is patients. I want someone that is right for me. I know that im young and i have my whole life ahead of me, but i see people that are my age and they are madly in love with someone...Im a good fucking person with great intentions. I just want what i cant have all the time, and thats my problem. Love is such a big dea
Just Another Titbit
For some reason this popped into my head, so thought i'd stick it in the appropriate blog folder. One time my dad was accused of threatening a neighbour with a machete. After days of searching the house by police for said weapon it turned out it was just a large kitchen knife. D'oh. Remember I grew up here, lol
A Dance
a dance for you and only you a union of two but only for a chance for with a second look shes gone
Why Me
why is it that i cant find me a girl? i might not be the best looking guy in the world but i do deserve to be happy sometime. im to the point i hate life ive been single to long. i want to be happy and im not. i try to be the nicest person i can be and everything. i have a huge heart and noone sees that part of me they only see the out side of me. i guess ill just be single the rest of my life its pretty shitty but thats life for u. well im out of here..
To All Friends!
to my ppl.... need lots of help w/ ur girl some love! mwa!!!!!!
Just Be You
What to say or what to do is lifes way of making you tougher. Its like the old saying if life gives you lemons find someone with vodka amd have a party. If everyone is not on your side in life well i guess then at that point make your own team and play hardball back. You cant let other people make all your decisions in life whatever makes you happy do it. Take care of what you have to take care of in your life and the rest play by ear. You cant live your life to make everyone else happy or your going to upset people or not be happy yourself. With that being said who ever is reading this just be happy and live for you.
This Came To My Page From A New Friend...ty Blue Eyes!!!muah! Love You
Heart is your Love, Your love is your Family , Your family is your Future , Your future is your Destiny , Your destiny is your Ambition, Your ambition is your Aspiration , Your aspiration is your Motivation , Your motivation is your Belief , Your belief is your Peace , Your peace is your Target , Your target is Heaven, Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS It's " World Best Friends Week" send this to all your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you get back. If you get more than 3 you are really a lovable person
I took a cold shower today. Not because I needed to cool off, but because we couldn't pay the gas bill and the gas company cut us off from hot water and stove. I live in a small house on the poor side of town. Mine and my spouse's incomes combined add up to about $30,000 a year. Needless to say, it's a real struggle just to get by. There is no room for buying anything beyond what we absolutely need. I sometimes get envious when people talk about where they want to go on vacation or taking cruises or putting expensive stereo systems in their cars or all these things I can't afford. There is a lot of nightclubs and shows here but I choose to maybe pay 5 or 10 dollars cover to see the local punk bands at the dingy underground bars instead. I stay drunk from 40oz beers from the circle k by my house and cheap bourbon whisky. I love the nightlife here in Vegas but don't indulge because my first priorities are the utility bills that I'm behind on, a major plumbing problem both in the y
Newest Update On Dad
My dad is doing good...he has quit smoking and he has started walking everyday but wednesday he found out he had 4 hernias but they ain't gonna repair them until they absolutely feel the need to!
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Little Sparrow
Little sparrow, little sparrow Precious fragile little thing Little sparrow, little sparrow Flies so high and feels no pain. All ye maidens, heed my warning Never trust the hearts of men They will crush you like a sparrow Leaving you to never mend. They will vow to always love you Swear no love but yours will do Then they'll leave you for another Break your little heart in two. Little sparrow, little sparrow Precious fragile little thing Little sparrow, little sparrow Flies so high and feels no pain. If I were a little sparrow O'er these mountains I would fly I would find you, I would find you Look into your lying eyes. I would flutter all around you On my little sparrow wings I would ask you, I would ask you Why you let me love in vain. I am not a little sparrow I am just the broken dream Of a cold, false-hearted lover And your evil, cunning scheme. Little sparrow, little sparrow Precious fragile little thing Little sparrow, little sparrow
My Brother
Hey all if Im not on line much or I dont respond its because I have alot of family in and ..things..keep us in your brother is in ICU and is in critical condition...thanks for you love and kindness..hugs
Time After Time
Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick, And think of you Turning in circles confusion Is nothing new Flashback to warm nights Almost left behind Suitcase of memories, Time after Sometimes you picture me I'm walking too far ahead You're calling to me, I can't hear What you have said And you say go slow I fall behind The second hand unwinds Chorus: If you're lost you can look and you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time Time after time After your picture fades and darkness has Turned to grey Watching through windows I’m wondering If you’re OK And you say go slow I fall behind The drum beats out of time Chorus: If you're lost you can look and you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time Time after time mmm…time after time
Rumor Going Around About Me.
i have not nor will i ever capture women on cams,etc...i don't even know how to do amazes me how people believe someone without seeing evidence or seems to me that slander would be against site policy.i have had allot of people bloc me just because of a false rumor.i really don't care if a stranger blocks me.but im just saying there blocking me from a lie spread by a man thats jelious of a lady's man.he can't stand he got jelious of me and is spreading rumors about me.i think his name is texas_hubby.
I Love A Rainy Night
Well, I love a rainy night I love a rainy night I love to hear the thunder Watch the lightning When it lights up the sky You know it makes me feel good Well, I love a rainy night It's such a beautiful sight I love to feel the rain On my face Taste the rain on my lips In the moonlight shadow Showers washed All my cares away I wake up to a sunny day 'Cos I love a rainy night Yeah, I love a rainy night Well, I love a rainy night Well, I love a rainy night Ooh-ooh I love a rainy night I love a rainy night I love to hear the thunder Watch the lightning When it lights up the sky You know it makes me feel good Well, I love a rainy night It's such a beautiful sight I love to feel the rain On my face To taste the rain on my lips In the moonlight shadows Puts a song In this heart of mine Puts a smile on my face every time 'Cos I love a rainy night Yeah, I love a rainy night Ooh, I love a rainy night Yeah, I love a rainy night Ooh-ooh Sh
They Walk Among Us
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back... Same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get- one-free, ' she said, 'so I guess they're both free.' She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door. They Walk Among Us! One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someo
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Written By My Friend Liz
took this from my friend liz cuz well sometimes i feel the way she's talking about and have the same questions in my head. (fubar name to liz is one sexy honey) WHY? Why do I fall in love? Why do I even try? Why is it so important to be in love? These are a few of many questions people ask themselves almost everyday. These people including myself are the walking wounded, unable to be loved and I all I can ask is why? Why do I put myself up for failure? Why do I believe the lines guys say? I want love.....I believe thats why I fall for anyone that is nice to me... Why do I even make theses mistakes over and over again? Where is this getting me? Everyone says it is just one step closer in finding "The One." Humm, "The One" for as many times I've fell in and out of love I am starting to think that there is no such person as "The One." I know I should look up and ask...Why me?, Why do I derserve this?. Why does no one love me? But instead I hol
I Hate Everyone
Some stupid chick in the checkout line Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes And some old man who clipped coupons Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes But I couldn't take it anymore so I left I hate everyone (4x) All the people on the street, I hate you all And the people that I meet, I hate you all And the people that I know, I hate you all And the people that I don't, I hate you all Oh, I hate you all Some fucking asshole just cut me off And gave me the finger when I fucking honked Then he proceeded to put on the brakes He slammed on the brakes, but I made a mistake When I climbed out of my van he was waiting But he was six three and two hundred pounds of Satan I hate everyone (4x) All the people on the street, I hate you all And the people that I meet, I hate you all And the people that I know, I hate you all And the people that I don't, I hate you all Oh, I hate you all I bet you think I'm kiddin
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ok.. I seen one last week..and hubby brought me in one today... a tick. Now I am paranoid..runnin fingers through my hair..and my boys..checking for them. How do you get over this? UGHHH
Im In A Bombing Contest
Eric your favorite photographer is in a happy hour BOMBING contest and needs your help!!! It begins Friday 25th April 2008 @ 12:30pm Fubar time! The FIRST one to have 50,000 comments on their picture gets a HAPPY HOUR!!! The END DATE for the contest will be Friday 30th May 2008 @ 12:30pm Fubar time! Show the host some luv!!!! tra71 (W.I.S.E UK Friend, UK Leveller & Rising Stars)@ fubar
About Me
Alone through life I seem to tread Plodding along, not knowing when I'll find the key that opens me Unchains my soul and sets me free To find someone who'll take the time To see through me, looking deep inside Finding, that I’m not forged in stone I'm truly made of flesh and bone Surely I must have gifts to share Qualities in me that might be rare Below the surface they seem to hide waiting for someone who'll choose to try Or maybe it's my cross to bare To remain alone, adrift and scared Never understanding who I am Never knowing love again…
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Feel The Bleed?????
now keep in mind i am a lil out of mine right now but this and try to tell me that you can not sympathize with at least one thing..... Have you ever just thrown your head back or just wanted to and scream what the fuck are we really all doing here...sometimes things just dont feel natural(but then again what is natural anyway?Can you give a true definition of natural and not websters but a real definition?)or nothing falls into place.Maybe for a month a year everything falls into place and then in one fatal swoop your back to questioning why? Just want to scream please just LEAVE ME FUCKING BE!!!! who ever the hell it is pulling the "strings"--go find someone else to have "your fun" with torture,charm, elsewhere cause i am about to break. Ever think that maybe that is the point. We are to whoever is out there bigger and beyond us just like livestock or wild horses..animals...beasts meant to be wore down....our will stripped our pride broken? Huddled masses of a cruel jok
Infamous Wreck
Left me a 1 on my default pic. Now usually I try and give noobs a chance to correct their mistake, but I'm pissy tonight. Don't downrate him or anything, I would never ask someone to do that. Just be forewarned. Infamous Wreck@ fubar
My Grandma
dont rip my pics with out asking me thank you
A Dream
i lie on the bed relaxing as you walk out of the bathroom in a sexy red slowly walk over to me i pull you close taking in the beauty of your form.slowly kissing your tender hand sliding the straps down exposing your erect nipples.i gently suck them biting ever so hands sliding it off you your skin tastes so good i want more.i lie you on the bed carressing your soft body touching feeling every inch.kissing your lips passionately my hands massaging your tight pussy.licking from your neck slowly down your body i feel you take my ever growing cock in your hand softly stroking it grows in your hand.licking your belly button then i move down to taste your necter.your clit so hard wanting the feel of my wet tongue.i begin to suck and lick your clit my fingers inside you.your hips pulsate from the pleasure as you let go in massive orgasms.i crawl up your body kissing taste yourself on my lips as my hard cock slides inside you.making passionate love we
"Twisted" When lost in the dark,why close up your eyes? It's not us that you hate,it's yourself you despise. Don't sew yourself shut,or stay locked in a wall. Don't cry and don't whimper, or curl in a ball. I'm not trying to pry or even to meddle. I can see through the lies and mystery you peddle. Can't listen to a word, the truth is so twisted. Who'd ever say, "hey honesty I miss it?" Words feel like whispers,collected by ears. Garbled and twisted,over all of these years. Eyes feel like windows, that bring out the light. Wide open kept closed, no matter hold tight. I'm not trying to pry,or even to meddle. I can see through the lies, and mystery you peddle. Can't listen to a word, the truth is so twisted. Who'd ever say, "hey honesty I miss it?" Build yourself strong, don't give opportunity. Soon anguish and sorrow, will give you immunity. Against all feeling-love kindness and care. To all those around you, is it really that fair? I'm not trying to pry, or even
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself to others It is because we are different that each of us is special Don't set your goals by what other people deem important Only you know what is best for you Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart Cling to them as you would your life for without them life is meaningless Don't let life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future By living one day at a time you live all the days of your life Don't give up when you still have something to give Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect It is the fragile thread that binds us to each other Don't be afraid to encounter risks It is by taking chances that we learn to be brave Don't shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find The quickest way to receive love is to give love The fastest way to lose love is to hold i
well its another one of those times where i rant and rave on this bullshit world and everything it encompasses.... you ever just been so tired? so tired that you couldn't sleep. and hell sleep was the furthest thing from your mind. laying there awake thinking this cant be my life. I see signs of me in it somewhere but at some point someone else stepped in and took over the helm and you became a back seat driver. Shouting out what turns and stops to make, but are never heard no one listens you are paralyzed helpless. Its insane the amount of thought you put into your life and then in one swoop it no longer feels like it is yours!!! Everyday living for someone else never knowing if the day will come when a choice will be made just for you by you the real you....unfathomable thoughts of another possible life in an alternate universe...where all the choices that are made are yours..a life where you actually get to live out all the dreams you ever had..and the plans you ever had layin
Mainely Tumers
well my car and truck club has been started i have 7 frnds that have joined i will have pix of there rides as well as mine on here soon we will b getting hoodies sumtime b4 fall but first off is lots of car shows and hats and t shirts its been a dream of mine to have a show quality car or truck wen i win a trophy all my hard work will b payed off but i dnt just do it for trophys i do it cuz i like spending time wit frnds and i appreciate the automobile.. well till next time everyone have a great summer...
Happy Hour Contest...
I am currently in a contest to win my first Happy Hour, Contest is first to get to 50k wins. I will pay anybody how helps me 10k fubucks for every 100 comments. Must number them as you bomb. Fumail me with how many you did and I will send you the money.
Burn Me
My heart wants to love you My head says, let go I want to be your everything But I just cant tell you so My God of evil and insanity My creator of all that's dark How could I ever speak my emotions? Where would I ever start? Hide me in your darkness Take me to the clouds above Wrap your wings around me Hold me in your arms of love Call out to me in the night Where our shadows can secretly hide Bound me with your love To your heart keep me tied God of Darkness give to me Your sweet kiss of death Put your lips on mine And forever take my breath Take me to your Hell Burn me with your flame Lay my body at your feet Forever call my name As my body turns to ash Remember my heart was true And as my ashes fly away Remember also, I love you
Just Some Thoughts
Ok so this blog prob will make no sence but i dont really care .. not really lookin for anyone to read it.. When you are young you club hang with your people .. do your thing.. then you grow up.. as a woman you look for that man whom u can be weak around just relax and.. after bein fucked over so many times and so many games ran on you.. you begin to wander if he really is true.. will he be there when u need him, will he want you at ur worst.. still say you are beautiful when u first wake up .. will he be happy with just you.. Games are gettin old and are childish to a grown ass woman.. it is hard to trust someone after you have been through so much and you want to share your everythought with him but afraid of how he might view you.. I met a man (well known him for a while) he is sweet always knows what to say very handsome has those things about him that every girl dreams of.. i have very strong feelins for him and i want to be at his side.. but i dont want drama are games or people
Indecent Exposure !!!!
Please click the link below and leave me a comment or two... i need the comments to win a trip to fu*rehab for flashers.....
Best One Ever.....
John 3:16 A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner, the people were in and out of the cold. The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell many papers. He walked up to a policeman and said, 'Mister, you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could find a warm place to sleep tonight would you? You see, I sleep in a box up around the corner there and down the alley and it's awful cold in there for tonight. Sure would be nice to have a warm place to stay.' The policeman looked down at the little boy and said, 'You go down the street to that big white house and you knock on the door. When they come out the door you just say John 3:16, and they will let you in.' So he did. He walked up the steps and knocked on the door, and a lady answered. He looked up and said, 'John 3:16.' The lady said, 'Come on in, Son.' She took him in and she sat him down in a split bottom rocker in front of a great big old fireplace, and she went off. T
Lips Of A Angel
Have you ever loved someone that drove you crazy but you just can't let them go.But you know you have to because they belong to someone else. And they will never leave that other person because they want to stay unhappy? But they say they love you with ever ounce of there being. ?? How do you walk away?? Music Video:LIPS OF AN ANGEL (by Hinder)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Want A Personalized Salute
I need your help!!I need you to comment bomb me! Hi, I'm in a Happy hour photo bombing contest. Here is the link to the contest. Come help me out and rate it and do at least 20 comments on this particular picture, please. Anyone that does 300 comments will get a 'personalized' salute to you! XOXO The Fu-Milf Queen™ OWNED By: KaTman MUCH LOVE! The Fu-Milf Queen™ **Any and all fubucks/ rates/ comments/ gifts are greatly appriciated.**
Promoting Lounges
There seems to be a double sword whenit comes to promoting your lounges. it is ok for some to promote to you when you are and owner. but when you do it to them they ban you. iot doesn't matter if you did it from your homepage or not. so if you are promoting a lounge that is not mine. you better be prepared to get a promo from me for mine
My First Contest!! Please Help!!
Hey everyone! First I want to thank you for checking out my blog. I really appreciate it. Finally, I have decided to try my luck at a contest. This one is a Comment contest and the first person to get 50,000 comments wins a Happy Hour. I have been trying to work my way to becoming Godfather/mother for some time now, with the help of wonderful friends, fans and a few Blasts. A Happy Hour will come in handy during my 1,700,000 points to go. So here is where you come in. Below is the link to the picture that I need to have you comment on if you would. (Click on the picture.) You can comment as much as you would like, the more the better. And tell your friends as well. I would so much appreicate all the help you can give. The contest lasts until May 30. Thank you in advance for your help. All my Love and Hugs, NCGirlUSA ŊČĢĬŘĻŨŞÅ
Try To Give The Answers...
Hey guys, how smart are we? What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895... Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895? This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina , Kansas , USA It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina , and reprinted by the Salina Journal. 8th Grade Final Exam: Salina, KS - 1895 Grammar (Time, one hour) 1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters. 2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications. 3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph 4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of 'lie,''play,' and 'run.' 5. Define case; illustrate each case. 6 What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation. 7 - 10. Write a composition of a
Sweetest Friends
TAG YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET! XOXO FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this Send this to at least 5 people including me if u care 4 me!!! ....oooO............... .....(....)................
I Am Feeling Soooo Frustrated..
well i thought i could get some where with this cps case...everytime we feel things are getting better they fall worse..i was supposed to be at the doctors with my tristan and i get there just about 2 o'clock...and my ex mother in law is already there with him and the doctor is already halfway one waited for me and i never got the chance to sign for him..i am sick and tired of being treated like the piece of shit parent here...i am sitting here trying to see through my tears and hurting sooooooooooooo much...i miss my babies..and all everyone wants to do is tear my family apart...I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK..WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THROUGH TOPEOPLE????ESPECIALLY TO THE ONES WHO GOT THEM REMOVED FROM ME IN THE FIRST PLACE...THEY DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH THE CRYING I DO BECAUSE I MISS MY KIDS...I AM STRUGGLING TO JUMP THROUGH THE HOOPS THAT CPS WNTS US TO JUMP THROUGH..WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO TAKE MY KIDS???...ARE THEY TOOOOOOOOO CHICKEN SHIT TO HAVE THEIR OWN OR JUST VOL
This Is 4 Wife Sarah Knudson
It's true...however far away, however long I stay, whatever words I say...I will aways love you... Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am home again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am whole again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am young again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am fun again However far away, I will always love you However long I stay, I will always love you Whatever words I say, I will always love you I will always love you Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am free again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am clean again However far away, I will always love you However long I stay, I will always love you Whatever words I say, I will always love you I will always love you It's true...however far away, however long I stay, whatever words I say...I will aways love you... Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am ho
Blogging Blogging , And More Blogging
So here i sit one hour away from my scan...the one that is going to scan my aorta and all my arteries...with the help of some...ummm DYE...(that word scares me...just change one letter...) oh well a little anxious...two reasons...anxious about the actual scan and anxious about the results...i spoke to the vascular surgeon..and from what he can tell so far i may not need surgery...but this scan will be the tell all of that. If i dont need surgery that is great...but from what he says i will need medication...for the rest of my life. So in other words...i have the rest of my life to look forward to arterial issues...*sigh*...Next?...did i say Next?...No i believe i didnt...but the shit just keeps coming like a fuckin snowball down hill....rolling into a huge fuckin mammoth snow ball aiming right for me...and no matter how much i run and duck for seems to be catching up to me and ultimately smashing me into the shit. Im tellin ya...there is only so much a person can t
New Erotic Story Web Site
As soon as the web site opens you will be able to hear my voice welcoming you to the site. Check it out.
Wont Be On For A While
was fired today from work. Unfortunatly my cell phone and laptop both belonged to work, and they took them back immediatly and walked me out and therefore I have no cell phone or computer/internet access for a while. As soon as I get back online when I can or when get a new phone/computer I will keep you posted, I keep saything well at least things cant get worse but.......
It is OFFICIAL from the BOC... I am a certified athletic trainer!!! And I couldn't be any more excited than I am right now. So c'mon, congratulate me already!!
Please Help
im in a give away for a 1 week blast i would appreciate all the help i could get i need a total of 6000 comments
Wanna Own Me?
Hey all I finally did it. I'm in my first auction. Come on down and start the bidding!!!!!
So i came across a mumm not to long ago about M.I.L.F'S. What is the age a woman is actualy a m.i.l.f. however i thought everyone with a child was one. however i got an email from a radio station i listen to. and would like to share this: Finally, I have to weigh in on MILF-Gate on the Giant Show. There is a bit of controversy surrounding the current search for Atlanta's hottest MILF that Brian and Shaffee a re conducting. One of their finalists is 19 years old. 19 isn't a MILF! I don't think a mother technically qualifies to be a MILF until you are 30+. It's too easy for a teenagers body to bounce back after having a baby. I wanna see a woman who is still sexy once nature and metabolism aren't on her side. A 30+ mom who is still tight and sexy, that's got my respect. Check out all the MILF finalists and cast I GUESS THIS LIEAVES ME OUT OF THE M.I.L.F CATEGORY :( Therefore im creating a new phrase. Y.M.I.L.F (young moms.etc.etc you know what im getting at) thats for us yo
This Comes From The Heart...bulletin By Nassy
I have some Great friends on Fubar lets show them some mad love... Hell what do you have to lose... These are some of the people that have been here for me through thick and thin... ♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar Dream The Ice Queen.@ fubar «¥»ßrök€n W¡ñg§«¥»@ fubar< MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~@ fubar ♥Ħøŧ Møммα♥@ fubar MemyselfandI@ fubar Wishful Thinking@ fubar ۞CuTiE™۞@ fubar RAVEN QUEEN CAUGHT CHAINED & COLLARED BY BLUE EYESDRAGON@ fubar One of he best people here on Fubar, even if you dont ask he is there to help you...Sometimes you dont even know you need help and there he is..It would mean so much to me if my Friends and the ones that i care about would stop by his page and show him mad love, I know for a fact he will return it...
Broken Girl
She buys a new dress for the party She always looks good in red Turns around in front of the mirror And disappears inside of her head She wonders if he’ll even remember She asked him in a casual way Just in case he didn’t want to go with her In that event she knew just what she would say She thought of maybe asking a girlfriend Even though she only has one or two She’s always done much better with boys anyway So who needs girlfriends? Pacing nervous cross the floor of her bedroom Gripping tight the phone in her hand Biting back the rush of emotions And dreaming of just having a man It’s a long walk And the music is loud She sees an old friend As she walks through the crowd Puts on her best smile But underneath it she’s a broken girl But it’s a long walk And the music is loud She sees an old friend As she walks through the crowd Puts on her best smile But she will always be a broken girl She struggles with an awful decision Stay at home – or walk in alon
Pissed At The Feo...
So...I'm thinking that when my Feo gets home from work...that I'll be able to get out of the house...considering that I am stuck here all day, every day...Doing nothing but cleaning and cooking...I thought that I could go to the gym...and work out for a little while...relieve some stress, ya know...Well...FUCK NO! James decided that he was going to go play his stupid fucking game of "WARHAMMER"...And leave me here at the house...with absolutly nothing to do!!
New Living Arrangements
Hey everyone. Just wanted to let my friends in the Lemoore area know that I'm finally moving off-base soon, and once I get settled into the apartment, i will be hosting a housewarming party. All are invited. Just drop me a message if you want to come! Keep Flyin', Phoenix
From My Heart
I have some Great friends on Fubar lets show them some mad love... Hell what do you have to lose... These are some of the people that have been here for me through thick and thin... ♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar Dream The Ice Queen.@ fubar «¥»ßrök€n W¡ñg§«¥»@ fubar< MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~@ fubar ♥Ħøŧ Møммα♥@ fubar MemyselfandI@ fubar Wishful Thinking@ fubar ۞CuTiE™۞@ fubar RAVEN QUEEN CAUGHT CHAINED & COLLARED BY BLUE EYESDRAGON@ fubar One of he best people here on Fubar, even if you dont ask he is there to help you...Sometimes you dont even know you need help and there he is..It would mean so much to me if my Friends and the ones that i care about would stop by his page and show him mad love, I know for a fact he will return it...
Sexy Girl & Sexy Guy Contest
My lounge Leather & Lace is holding a contest sexy girl and sexy guy contest we offer a one month vip in each category for the winner. The contest will start may first and will run for a month the first one to reach 20 000 comment on their pic wins the vip. No drama or cheating will be tolerated and no down rating rules are simple but you brake them your out. I will hold the girls side and my fu wife babygyrl will hold the guys just click on the link below to submit your pic No NSFW accepted. You have till may first at noon to submit your pic and you must be on my friends list or babygyrls list to enter. This is for fun we want to promote my lounge and have fun so lets have a great time and good luck to every one. > > > > > > >
Bored Sensless!
I need to get out of the house, and my wingman is at home with his kids. God I need to make more friends before I go stir crazy!! Anyone wanna' take me out? I should rephrase that. Any ladies wanna' take me I guess theres always tomorrow night!
House Party
Event Info Name: Tricia's Graduation Open House Host: Tricia Berg Type: Party - House Party Time and Place Date: Sunday, May 25, 2008 Time: 3:30pm - 8:30pm Location: Tricia's House Street: 109 20th Street NE City/Town: Devils Lake, ND View MapGoogleMapQuestMicrosoftYahoo Contact Info Phone: 7013514382 Email:
Update 3
Well we are home from the hospital now. The Dr took part of the toe bone but the toe itself is still intact. Joey has a wound vac on and will be on iv antibiotics for some time yet, but we are hopeful that this time things will go better. Dr. Rooks told us that part of the problem has been his gout acting up and compounding the healing process and thats part of why we haven't been able to get rid of the infection properly. He put him on new gout meds and we are hopeful. They are also having Joey do hyperbarics...... its a process that uses 100% oxygen and pressure (as if you were under water) to help the healing process. This is something he has never done before so with all the "new" approaches we hope that he will be able to heal up this time. Hope all is well with all of you and will keep updating as I get time and as the situation requires. Take care and God Bless
New Lounge
The Garbage Truck
Law of the garbage truck She hopped in a taxi and they took off for the airport . They were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of them. The taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. The taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So she asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' This is when the taxi driver taught her what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.' He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and
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I Am An Activist
Dear Mark, Sixty-one years ago today, Defenders of Wildlife was born. As Defenders celebrates our birthday, we’re reminded that it’s really a celebration of people like you. The fact is, you made these victories happen -- just last week, you helped score big victories for Alaska wolves and Yellowstone bison. Here are just a few recent victories we have to celebrate because of you: Your support helped us… Save Alaska’s voice by helping to defeat Governor Sarah Palin’s legislation that would have cancelled a vote this summer on the state’s brutal aerial wolf hunting program -- a program that Alaskans have voted down twice before. Give bison a break in Montana. More than 50,000 activists like you wrote messages to Montana tourism officials expressing outrage over the senseless slaughter of bison outside Yellowstone National Park. Last week, Governor Brian Schweitzer announced a deal to create a much-needed winter corridor for these icons of the American West. Ra
Nothing Like The First Time!
Its almost that time! Big P is having his first HAPPY HOUR at 10PM Fubar Time TONIGHT!!!!! Lets show him mad love on his page! Rate/Fan/Add/Crush him, Hit the stash, rate and comment the pics, send him drinks, bling, blasts, and more HH's!!!! All is encouraged!!!! Click on the pic and show some love! Spoil him...he deserves it! Hope to see you all there! ╚╚»♠Big P♠«╗╗ (Mz.Thiick Fu Hubby)@ fubar
Ever Wanted To Do A Good Deed?
JA invites you to SocialVibe
Can someone please tell me how people think that I am rating them and I don't even remember looking at there pages? I haven't rated anyone except people I know personally so please don't leave me bad messages if you don't know.
A Bird Feeder...
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table .. everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days
Trojan In Lounge?
Omg I'm So Excited!!!!!
This sweet and wonderful man bought me my very FIRST Happy Hour!! GO SHOW HIM TONS OF LOVE FOR ME PLEASE!! THANK YOU HOPELESS SO MUCH!! I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH :) @};-Hopeless Romantic Godfather @};-{{H&L Bombers Founder}}r@};-@ fubar
I Got New Pic
Please Bomb The Fuk Outta Me So I Can Win My 1st Hh
Bid For Me And I'll Make It Worth Your Wild If You Win!!!
Hey Friends Iv entered "The Hottest Tattoo'd Guys on Fubar" Auctionso come show some love on my Tattoo pic!!!Place your bids and or just leave comments!! Its all in fun...and i love your input!!!!Ya baby Ya! Big Smiles for YOU!!! Copy and past this link into your browser to take a peek!!!!! thanks
Pregnancy, Estrogen, And Women
PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper v
Forest Fire Outside My Door
On April 24, there was an 1,100 acre forest fire in my little bitty town of 2,000 or so. Officials rumor that it was sparks from a train that started the fire, fuled by high winds and the lack of rain. 6 homes were toasted to the ground. I am happy that there were no injuries. Once I learned what was happening, I got home and learned that I had a matter of five to ten minutes to evacuate my home and go north. The fire was so close that you could see it from the back of the apartment. I basically left everything, including my wedding dress and accessories (on accident of course) and once I realized what I did, the entire road was blocked off within minutes and all I could do was wait and find out. By morning of the 25, today, I went home with my family to see that we still had a home to return to and that the fire had been stopped less than a thousand yards from my doorstep. All my memories were saved, my belongings, and my livelihood. I am so thankful for the many firefighters that put
Take A Chance!!read And It Sais What Bids Are Worth,then Click The Pic And Go Make That Bid
Bratt Chaotic ^^^^^CLICK ABOVE TO GET TO AUCTION^^^^^^ ================================================= OK, I SENT OUT LINKS TO THE AUCTION EARLIER AND I KNOW A FEW COULDNT VOTE YET, I AM SORRY, HE HAS OPENED IT TO ALL TO COMMENT NOW AND I AM READY FOR YOUR BIDS.ON THE BOTTOM I HAVE COPPIED HIS BLOG ON THE CONTEST SO ANY QUESTIONS JUST READ THAT..AND EVERYONE HAVE FUN AND I HOPE TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS THERE. JUST LOOKING TO HAVE FUN, NO DRAMA. LOVE YOU ALL!! ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾ & Chaotic Princess ================================================================================================== OK all I am going to be hosting my first auction, The Sexiest Women of Fubar. If you want in on this great auction, just send me a private message letting me know that you want in, and send me a link to the pic you want in the auction, along with a list of the things the winning bidder will get. This is not a NSFW auction. Th
Dating is so complicated at my age. When you get up in your 40's and you find yourself in the dating circle again it can be very stressfull. Meeting new people, deciding what to do, all that stuff. One thing that i have found is that people out there need to just be themselves. I figure that if someone can not except me for me, then i don't need to be with them. I have been this "fake" person in relationships before, but no more. I am me, i want to be me. Life is to short to try to start over and be a different person or change completely to please a person. I will get off my soap box for now. thank for listening
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Week One
Tis over, the first week - and man, can this be all there is? I'm not one to be prejudiced as you well know, but the class started with about 20 whites and 12 blacks - all the whites are still here, and all of the blacks but two are gone, and those two are fighting for their lives. Really, it's childs play. In order to get a CDL ( Commercial Drivers License) One must first pass the fout permit requirements - I and most of us passed those the secodn day. ( I now temporarily hold an Idiana drivers license - best damned license photo EVER!) Once we pass out road tests, we'll be good to go. In order to get that far, one must do a word for word inspection of the entire vehicle - rote memorization unless you know the parts - I do. Apparently, the brothers in the class are NOT what you'd call the cream - come in late, no home work, yadda yadda yadda - at any rate, it's beginning to look REALLY white in there. For what they pay, I would suggest this career to anyone who is at l
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Sos To The World
YOU MUST SEE THE PICS AT Watch Dr. Turi - 4/25/2008 Dear Readers; I wish so much I could be on Anderson Cooper program tonight and EXPLAIN what a Plutonic trend and “The Death Wish Generation” is all about but this wont happen and while millions are “entertaining” themselves looking for the real answers, you my reader will have it. Of course as always if you are a newcomer and did not read my previous newsletters. ( watch my predictions on YouTube ( read my 2008 Moon Power ( DO NOT speculate or hastily mingle me with another “Mrs. Cleo”, because I am the real thing! To those of you who signed up for my FREE “Dragon Newsletter” at and received a newsletter titled “SOS Read Alert Predictions” Dated Apr 18th 2008 (you may read it again at
Looking For The Right Lady
Have been looking for the right lady one for life one who knows how to love with your heart and eyes but one who feels in her heart the facts behind a long lasying relationship one who will meet me half way as I;ll wil be to you happy smiling and love is what I offer you are you the one
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Happy Friday All
would like to thank some of the ones yesterday who helped rate my stuff..and those today that I just met. You are all awesome. Although , I was more or less joking in yesterdays would be nice to be a godfather..but really not all that important. The fact that you wanted to help..was more important. .or that you cared. I wanna wish you all a wonderful friday! I will be busy most of it..working..and baseball opening day is tomorrow. Yee Haw.. no wonder I am so tired.
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Need All Your Bomb Luv To Win A Hh
Please help Diva Cinda win her first HAPPY HOUR. She has one month to be the frist to get 50,000 comments. LETS SHOW HER SUM MAD DIVA LOVE!! Thanks and PLZ REPOST!! Peace&Love MsMaine Click the picture below and BOMBS AWAY!!!! (repost of original by 'Ms.Maine~♥ Fu~Wife to BLACKSTAR♥{Dylons Wizegal Diva}{DylonsDivaMafia}' on '2008-04-25 15:06:42')
Children's Bill Of Rights
My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr.Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights. It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, Or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, And regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, And I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, And pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, Get tattoos f rom head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, With the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, My body's only for my use, Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, Like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control, And it's illeg
I’m So Depressed!
I am so depressed, I have applied for 247 jobs since I got fired on the 15th of April. I have only had like 3 interviews. I NEED A JOB.
I Think It Sucks
that people won't do anything for anyone anymore without wanting something for it remember before "fupal" and "bling" when people would rate and bomb just for a simple THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I still do, if people offer that's different but I tell them before I do something a reward isn't necessary. Just being a friend is all I'd like. this is my second time tryin to get a HH, last time I bombed all by myself almost the whole time even though I posted bulletin after bulletin asking for help only ONE friend came, out of almost 900 I have known her for the year I've been here if you can please help THANK YOU
Erotic: Awakening Pleasure Continued.
Your look and expressions beg for me to finish. My own desires and passions are at a peak. All I can think of is wrapping my mouth back around your hard shaft. My mouth watering and my pussy craving to be touched I stay by your side but get on my hands and knees. Not straddling your face like you want. Keeping the control this one time is what my body is screaming and craving. I pull my hair to one side so that your view is not blocked and I slowly lower my head back down to the amazing gift that stands before me. Before taking you back in I extend my tongue to lick off the drop of precum that rests on the head of you firm cock. Too much for me, I have to have you. Without hesitation I take you all in, deep throating you, and feeling the head of your hard cock touch the back of my throat. I hold you there sucking you hard and I slowly start to move my hips. The excitement of you buried deep in my mouth is overwhelming. I feel my own sweet juices start to flow freely from my hole. I s
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Please Help This Diva...
Please help Diva Cinda win her first HAPPY HOUR. She has one month to be the frist to get 50,000 comments. LETS SHOW HER SUM MAD DIVA LOVE!! Thanks and PLZ REPOST!! Peace&Love MsMaine Click the picture below and BOMBS AWAY!!!!
Does He Know.
I feel so tired. so worn. Time and again I tell him, " I love you." and i mean it from the botom of my heart. But does he really know just how much I love him? Does he really care? I do what ever i can to make him happy. I give him everything. Yet time and again he tosses me aside with out a second thought. He is too busy to call me, to take 2 minutes out of his oh so busy day to call and let me hear his voice. I soooooo wish that he loved me just as much as i love him. I don't know what to do or how to make him see me as someone that he can give his all for. I begin to feel like i'm just here to pass his time. I know that he loves me. Deep down inside I know this. It just hurts so much that he doesn't think about my feelings.
Things Looking Up!
I am so excited. Some of you have followed WOLFE and my romance for 11 months already! We are happier than ever and have a wonderful relationship! Michael has been without his Driver's License for 6 years now. THAT was the only reason for him not relocating to me. Now he has a hearing date with the Secretary of State for May 8th. We are both so happy! It finally is going to happen. He should be here in June to live! I cannot be anymore excited over this! I truly love him... and can't wait for him to be with me! Please keep him in your thoughts on May 8th! He needs all the support he can get. Words of encouragement would also be appreciated! Thank you to those who respect us, that we are a couple on here... and do not cross those lines!
What Retired People Do All Day...
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumb Ass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Mary called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
For Her...
A soul aflame... A heart mired in confusion... A mind fettered in discontent... To find ones way in a deepening darkness, blinded by the overbearance of an obsessive Other. A light hidden in the darkness, but veiled out of fear. Does that Other still hold sway? Or will the seeker break free, and come to the veiled light? Patience is a steady course, as the light may need its veil no more...
I Can't Stand This Pain
I Ain't Perfect Every1
When Do I Say It!!
when do i just say enough is enough and stop giving guys everything that i got to give..They take my feels for granted and fukk with it..
Not Many People Know
Not Many People Know..... Actually NO ONE knows, because this is something I do when I am totally alone, out of range of human ears not located on my own head. Guess what Andres does? You never will, well at least not until you reach 74,289th guess. Andy makes up country songs in his head and sings them alone in a really stereotypical Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel voice. Yes its true. The only way I can describe it is, since I have no intimate knowledge of what a Slack Jawed Yokel sounds like, I sort of have conjured up my own dialect tone for it. And how I do this is, ALL words that begin with "TH" I end up transforming those words when I sing them to start with a "F" sound. Yea its weird, but hear me out. For instance, THought = Fought THink = Fink you get the idea. And in case you are wondering what types of things I sing, here is ONE example of a country song I made up on Friday and Saturday. Untitled Song So Far: And I thought you were gone, And I though
Proudest Monkey
Proudest Monkey Swing in this tree Oh I am bounce around so well Branch to branch, limb to limb you see All in a day's dream I'm stuck Like the other monkeys here I am a humble monkey Sitting up in here again But then came the day I climbed out of these safe limbs Ventured away Walking tall, head high up and singing I went to the city Car horns, corners and the gritty Now I am the proudest monkey you've ever seen Monkey see, monkey do Then comes the day Staring at myself I turn to question me I wonder do I want the simple, simple life that I once lived in well Oh things were quiet then In a way they were the better days But now I am the proudest monkey you've ever seen Monkey see, monkey do Monkey see, monkey do Dave Matthews
Please Watch The Whole Video
On April 9 , 2008 Mike Monsoor was inducted into the Hall of Heros at The Pentagon. Mike is the only 4th sercice man in the Iraq war to recieve The Congressional Medal of Honor. Mike is from Garden Grove , Califorma only 3 short miles from where i live. If you have about 45 mins on your hands please watch the whole video. I don't care if you rate or comment on my stash BUT please take the time watch the whole videom. God Bless our men and women who so proudly serve our country. thank you
Help Needed...
I've entered into my first ever contest and I need YOUR help in order to win START DATE will be Friday 25th April 2008 @ 12:30pm Fubar time! I need to be the FIRST one to have 50,000 comments on my picture in tra71 (W.I.S.E UK Friend, UK Leveller & Rising Stars)@ fubar album to win a happy hour on her!!! The END DATE for the contest will be Friday 30th May 2008 @ 12:30pm Fubar time! So please for the luv of me out thanks bunches
Follow Up At The Doctor's
I had my follow up appointment today. Apparently all the hormones are stable, no genetic mutations, I don't have Diabetes, and I'm not going to turn into a guy and grow a dick anytime soon. The fantastical news? I have Polycystic Ovary Syndrome. It's a girl problem that affects hormone production, fertility, and eventually can lead to Diabetes. Because eventually, everything leads to diabetes. The plan: I go on BC (yeah shut it, you 3) called Yaz, it supposedly treats the cysts and clears up acne (the yay part). I also need to lose some weight. Because I'm getting chunky. I'm not happy. At all. Way to ruin my friggin' Friday. *****************UPADTE********************** It's been a week since the evil doctor told me I'm a cow and need to lose 40 lbs. 40!?! I have gone down 4 and a quarter lbs. Been to the gym 5 times, including Yoga and a run at that beach. And then I horked down 4 slices of pizza tonight. Way to ruin the good streak, yeah?
The Witching Hour
Well, it is almost the witching hour at my house. That time of the day when my boys get home from school and the fights begin. At least it is Friday! It has been a bit of a long week for me. My friend and her son here, a memorial, driving all day Wednesday and just about being bored to tears and then fighting with Anthony yesterday and this morning! I need a drink. A drink and relax. I wish it was somewhat warmer outside so that I could have my drink poolside. It has been cold this last week. Not normal weather for us at all. I teased my friend and told her she brought it with her from Seattle! Burr. I am ready to start laying out in my pool naked! Getting that all over glow. Only...we have new neighbors that bought the house next door and they are fixing it up. I don't want to scare them if they are up on a latter or on their roof! Oh my. I would be embarrassed to say the least. This weekend should be a quiet one. Nothing planned. Our daughter is moving out
Someone Needs Anger Management
Help Rate And I'll Do The Same
dandee424@ fubar Were new here, trying to raise our rank, help rate us and we'll rate you.
Westlife - Every Little Thing You Do
Westlife - I'm Missing Loving You
I can't help but feel that my life is at a permanent mexican standoff. No matter what efforts I put into moving forward, I get dragged back to a previous behaviour. Why can't I just find one normal person out here? I just want one friend, one that doesn't obsess about poor dead Heath Ledger and his postmortem love child, one that doesn't think being drunk every second of every day is awesome, and most importantly, one that doesn't take out her frustrations on those around her. Is this so much to ask? I just want one friend, one that wants to drink occasionally but reserves it for weekends only, one that wants to watch democratic debates and subsequently talk about the candidates, one that has E news blocked from her television. I don't want to shop. I don't want to talk about Tom and Katie and their crazy religion. I don't care! Is that really so bad? Should I care? Should I actively read gossip magazines, and pray to the gods that Paris Hilton will get another seasonal show? It scares
*westlife*~ Why Do I Love You
Miss You Nights
Fool Again
Ok I Must Be The Crazy One Here
Hello again folks, yeahhhhhhhhh i'm back at it again who woulda known right?? i mean ME? lil ole me back at it bein opinionated? never !!! anyway go get a load of this , and this is not the first times its happend and it sure wont be the last. i'm on this website right, and for all practical purposes we're gonna leave it nameless. so i'm on this website and its geared towards a dating site or a site to have sex right.......geared towards of course you put your profile pic up and yes you're going to have some women showing the worlds their "world" and you're going to have men doing the same thing..................and then there is ALWAYS a few simple people that dont have it all upstairs that have a picture of their "KID" up there. now i'm sure you are very proud of your kid and you luv them very much..yadda yadda yadda.......but personally i could give two shyts less about seeing a picture of your kid up in ya profile, and listen folks i'm not talking about one of th
Who I Am
i needed a box of tissue after watching
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Lovely Censorship
Well i'm back at it again folks what can i say, so much to say and so little time to say it. And again as always if you dont like what i'm saying then why are you reading this? and the rest of you are just as sick and demented as i am... heh heh heh. now i wanna talk about censorship, i dont even know if thats what i would call it. lets take sponge bob for example, kids love him, personally i dont see the attraction but hey the kids luv him none tha less, so here we have this cartoon character and the creators ( who are making millions) captivate the kids and entertain them for hours on end. all of a sudden we got all these cats runnin round talkin bout " oooooh noooooo ya cant have him on TV he's gay"............wdf HE IS A CARTOON CHARACTER a friggin SPONGE now i aint tha brightest candle in the box but last i knew sponges especially cartoon sponges didnt have a sex.........but i could be wrong i'm no marine biologist either. so now we have the wonderful powers that be say " hey y
Thick Vs Fat
well well well i'm back at it again, go figure that much to say and so little time to say it. now some might read this and think " this fool is ignant ( ignorant)" and yes i can spell but i choose not to always spell everything correctly i guess huk'd own fonix dint werk. and some may read and get offended, you'll be aight what i say shouldnt matter that much to you anyway. and some may read and have a good laugh, now i like YOU because what i say i'm serious to some degree but is also meant to be a little humorous so if this tickles your funny bone then good and if not then go read somethin else i didnt beg you to come here and read this, they're just my thoughts. anyway on with the show. this is a blog about thick vs fat.................believe it or not THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. and i'm also gonna make this comment while i'm at it "BBW" stands for BIG BUEAUTIFUL WOMAN just because you are big doesnt make you beautiful and just because you are female doesnt m
I Am Hurting....
If someone loves you...why do they hurt you? If someone makes you cry...why don't they wipe your tears? I sit here alone...wondering about the "one" who is supposed to be my side. And he isnt. I sleep alone, in my bed, pondering thoughts of when this pillow will actually be his body. Every day...every heart and mind collide. A vicious cycle of emotions, over someone that will never be with me. Yes, he says he will be...but why not now? His words...his actions...conflict with my heart. I have given him ultimatums. I have expressed my feelings. I have given him my heart. He doesn't do ultimatums...he doesn't understand my feelings...he seems blinded by my heart bleeding. Bleeds tears of something that I have a hard time believing of what will be. He knows my past. I thought he would understand. But its worse. So it seems. Still here I sit...tears streaming down my face...for someone...who will never be here...even tho he says he will be
Maybe Tomorrow
2000 Fubucks
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Shit Tagged A Long Time Ago
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. __________ *Blame it on the alcohol induced Coma I've been in since I turned 21 for the reason why its taken so long for me to post this* 1: I'm really a very shy person when met in real life. On the internet and phone I can talk about pretty much anything but you get me in person and I become Ms. Angelic. 2: I'm really paranoid about people being near my feet. I don't realize it normally but if anyone gets near my feet I move them without thinking. That is due to Major tickle-itis of the feet. 3: I've got a wishbone on my left hand. Go ahead, ask me about that one. 4: I'm not a racist person but I do believe in the ability of being Racis
Mumm Comments
Okay, some people are rude when it comes to comments on mumms, I made two mumms last night about the WWE Pay Per View on Sunday. I get one rude comment after another, if they don't like WWE why bother commenting or voting. All the people who made rude and bad comments were blocked because I got sick of it. So I'm going to take a break from making mumms because everytime I do, I get stupid rude comments. I know WWE is all storylined and everything and I am not stupid and I'm not a dumb person. Just wanted to see everyone's opinion, not one rude comment after another. I'm tired of it.
OK, so here's a little background on this chick. All the sudden I noticed that she started hitting me up with 1's. So, since I'm kinda in a shitty mood, I decided to hit her back with them, just because I was bored.... This is the resulting conversation... Luvlee: I'm pretty new so that is the first BBW mum I have seen ->Luvlee: those mumms sucks. ->Luvlee: And I'm tired of the BBW/thick mumms... and it was sarcasm, because th Luvlee: Then i apologize ->Luvlee: was using a fake default of one of the most skinny, yet hideous people I've ever seen in my life.... sarcasm.... LOVE IT! ->Luvlee: LMMFAO... the comment was sarcasm, when the mumm was active, and I Luvlee: http:... ->Luvlee: If you just looked at it, give me a link. Luvlee: IT is on top mumms Luvlee: I just looked at it several times , not sure when it was posted but I know the comment was from you. ->Luvlee: Ummm... what comment? From today? I haven't mummed all day. Luvlee: THICK*
Baby Jesus Said......
hey everyone, if you hadn't noticed, there's now a link on your profile settings page (next to the 'Bartab Content' option) to configure some more advanced filters for the mini-bartab box that's at the top of every page. you can turn on or off every alert by type.... ie: if you only want to see when people rate you an 11 and leave you a comment, you can see that. or if you only care when your friends post comments on other peoples' mumms, you can see just that. for the first few days it was vip only, but it's now usable by everyone. let me know if you have any problems... cheers! -mike
Vegas Baby?? Not Anymore...
Those of you that know me, know that I believe in the "What happens in Vegas... stays in Vegas" conversations. But a recent situation has caused me to rethink this statement. Specially when it deals with my good name and trying to do the noble thing. Someone of whom I thought was a friend called me up not too long ago. She had recently visited a guy off of Fubar. She seemed a bit concerned about a situation that had come up. The situation being that this guy was now coming home to her house. I asked her if he was basically "extending" the visit. She stated that she didn't know. I was puzzled, but I let the conversation continue. During the conversation, she said a couple of things that threw up red flags. One being that this guy brought his desktop computer with him. The second being that this guy's mother asked her if she was "sure she was alright with this." After hearing this, I simply said, "This guy just moved in with you." She seemed to be shocked at this and questioned we
I'm through with standin' in line To clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth And I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out Quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house On an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough For ten plus me (Yeah, so tell what you need) I'll need a.. a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet --(Been there done that)-- I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name [CHORUS] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we ju
Fubar Friends
sometimes on here u make really great friends and then something happens and hurt was not always the intent..but at times friendships are not as what they seemed to be but thats ok u still wish them well or u can choose to go another route...i just would like to say i have met a lot of great ppl on here and im just not going to bash or fight anyone i choose to try to love all and i have never asked anyone to not be friends or to have fun with others on here its not my way..i have met real ppl on here that have become really close to me and i hope to meet in real life one day i am the same person on here as i am in real life..and this is just me rambling today xoxo hope u all have a great wknd xoxo...sherry
Today Only
Listen, I'm in this ocntest that ends tonight and I really need votes, if you could vote for me, I'd really appreciate it.I need all the comments and votes that I can get. I promised to do a you tube video in my bikini if I win...and we'll know tomorrow! It's the last day to vote for your favorite actors on Massify. They're competing for four principal roles in Perkins'14, a feature film produced and distributed by After Dark Films. It's up to you to choose who makes it to the final screen test in New York. Why should you vote? Because you love movies. Because you support artists and fans choosing the next generation of talent. But mostly because first round voting ends at midnight tonight, so it's your last chance! Your votes will determine which 20 actors move on to the next round for a professional screen test with the production team. Based on these results, the community will then choose the final four. === '
To My North Carolina Area Ppl
listen if your in the durham nc area me and my band will be at the talk of the town club in downtown durham on main st if you want to come out and hear some good singing be my guest i would love to see you if yor in the nc area. so its downtown main st called talk of the town o.k. seeya
Serving The Goddess
Midnight strikes in the dark of night, The full moon above shines so bright, Deep in the grove is where you are found, Clothes no longer needed, scattered around. And there you are dancing in the light, Once again performing your sacred rights, Drawing upon the force of your Goddess there, Her power abounds, filling the air. She is the one behind all your magic, Those unaware, live a life that is tragic, Not even knowing of what they do miss, That service to Her, fills your life with bliss. The life you were given has lead you to this, To be in Her service is your only wish, And so tonight as you dance in Her light, Using Her powers to set all thing right. So dance my sweet witch, dance through the night, Dance to your Goddess, completing the rights, And as you are dancing, surrendering you life, The Goddess and I will guard you all through the night. DQA
King Of Wishful Thinking
I don’t need to fall at your feet Just cause you cut me to the bone And I won’t miss the way that you kiss me We were never carved in stone And If I don’t listen to the talk of the town Then maybe I can fool myself I’ll get over you I know I will I’ll pretend my ships not sinking And I’ll tell myself I’m over you Because I am the king of wishful thinking Because I am the king of wishful thinking I refuse to give in to my blues That’s not how it’s gonna be And I deny the tears in my eyes I don’t wanna let you see, no That you had made a hole in my heart And now I’ve got to fool myself I’ll get over you I know I will I’ll pretend my ships not sinking And I’ll tell myself I’m over you Because I am the king of wishful thinking I’ll get over you I know I will I’ll pretend my ships not sinking And I’ll tell myself I’m over you Because I’m the king of wishful thinking If I don’t listen to the talk of the town Then maybe I can fool myself I’ll get over you
No More Smoking
Today will be a smoke free day.I am so tempted to call the bank and transfer money onto my other bank card so I can go buy cigarettes right now but I really want to stop.I have waisted enough money on cigarettes. I have been a lil stressed lately . life can be stressful At times,And its one of those times for me a stressful time. But That should be no reason for me to light up again. Is it true that when you quit,You gain some weight? Im actaully thinking about getting Into A support group for smokers,who want to quit,Im so damn sick and tired of smoking packs and packs everyday its starting to get out of control ,Its draining my bank account,I like smoke 2 packs a day. I used to smoke because I thought It made me look cool, But In all reality It dosent make me look cool at all. Its goona be rough not smoking but I guess i will stay away from smokers for right now a nd just keep myself occupied so i wont think about smoking,I guess Im going to have to learn How to deal with stress be
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter, don't mind.
On My Mind
Let's make a date out of the cinema Then stay out till early in the morning I always like it cause we take it slow While everyone around us seems so hurried It feels familiar, cause I've been here before When your words Swept the ground right from under me Remember when you were so insecure Now you can't get your hands up off of me But the time we spent was so short Can't believe it's time to go again You're always on my mind, all the time On my mind, believe it You're always on my mind, all the time On my mind, believe it Can we pick it up where you left off When you said you'll never get over me I'll take for granted every roll off your tongue Cause you're screaming out all your honesty But the time we spent was so short Can't believe it's time to go again You're always on my mind, all the time On my mind, believe it You're always on my mind, all the time 'Cause there's nothing I'd rather think about, believe it, believe it You know it's time,
Need Fubucks?
Okay, well I'm sitting here with almost $2 million fubucks and I never could stand having money without spending it lol. So I thought and thought on what to spend it on and I've bought tons of gifts but still...there it is. So I thought about what I want. I'm so tired of being at this level and don't want to spend the rest of the year here so how about this: I have 94 pics in my default album. If you rate all of them a 10 during happy hour, I will give you $1,000 fubucks. If you rate them all 11's, I will give you $5,000. You can do this every week when they reset if you like! All I need is for you to send me a private message letting me know you are done and I will send you the fubucks as soon as I get the message. Also, if you are reading this and haven't fanned me, if you fan me I will give you another $1,000 fubucks. Again, I can't keep up with everybody so PLEASE send me a private message letting me know you've done this so I can send you your fubucks. Thanks so m
Wow Who Knew :p
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?
New Words, Old Words - Part One...
1. Cashtration: The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass. 3 Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having sex. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. 12. Karmageddon: It's like when everybody is sen
The Top Ten April Fools' Jokes -- For Nerds...
Here are the top 10 tech-related April Fools' jokes to play on friends and co-workers. The best geek pranks make a gadget or a co-worker's computer appear "broken." Watch with glee as the unsuspecting victim goes mental trying to figure it out. Remember, jokes are supposed to be funny, so don’t really break anything. 1. Re-map the Keyboard of Your Excitable Co-worker Every company has a sales rep who uses exclamation marks excessively ("C'mon guys!! We can do better this quarter!!!"). Use a program like KeyExtender, a registry hack that re-maps their keyboard so that exclamations and question marks are switched. They may begin to question their sunny outlook in life: "C'mon guys?? We can do better this quarter??? Guys??" As they paw helplessly at their keyboards, sidle up and 'fix' their problem. Don’t forget to smile. 2. The Speech-to-Text Platform Joke You'll need a wireless keyboard for this. Set up a meeting with a colleague to teach them a speech-recognition program
I Don't Wanna Know
don't wanna know I don't wanna know Your eyes were covered in sunglasses When they first met mine I sat there and stared at you You didn't seem to mind The awkward ways we meet First comes heavy breathing Staring at the ceiling What will happen next I don't wanna know I don't wanna know I never cared how i dressed before But i cared that night Anticipation ran through my bones And my clothes never fit right I can't wait 'til we meet again First comes heavy breathing Staring at the ceiling What will happen next I don't wanna know I don't wanna know Framed pictures start to be put on the walls Constant visits while im out on the road Its hard to leave sometimes But you know where i lay my head at night First comes heavy breathing Staring at the ceiling What will happen next I don't wanna know I don't wanna know
My Nephew's Exciting Baseball Game Last Night!
What a game last night! In all of my years of playing, watching, and umpiring baseball, I have never seen anything like I did last night. It was absolutely crazy. My nephew, Blake, was not as sharp as he normally is and got off to kind of a rough start. He walked the first two batters, struck out the next two, passed ball which put the runners on second and third and then the cleanup batter got a bloop hit with two strikes. So we were down 2 two 0 going into the bottom of the first. Then our first batter hit a grounder to the shortstop. He was safe at first but the umpire made an out call and then quickly changed it to a safe call which is the cardinal rule in umpiring that you should not do. If you're going to make a call you just better make a good one and make it decisively no matter what. Of course, that made the coach of the other thing furious and I really do not blame him. Like I said, I believe the umpire made the right call but you cannot make an indecisive call like
The Handy-woman...
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it? The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
Sitting Swimmingly...
Three guys enter a special swimming contest whereby each contestant is born disabled. The first has no arms. The second hasno legs and the third has no body, just a head. The prospect of the race was a bit ridiculous, but the three had all trained and such a contest was historic, so many people gathered to watch. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they’re all in the pool. The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly, but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom. Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. Everybody applauds, (except the guy with no arms, of course.) The guy with no legs can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides, with all good sportsmanship, to dive down to the bottom of the pool to rescue his fellow competitor. He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and sp
Law, Schmaw!
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy`s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy`s a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind," replied Tommy.
My Happy Hour!
WHAT: MY HAPPY HOUR WHEN: SUNDAY, APRIL 27, 2008 TIME: 5pm Fubar time, 6pm Mountain Time, 7pm Central Time, 8pm Eastern time!!!!! SHOW ME LOVE DURING MY H.H. IT MAY BE MY ONE AND ONLY HAPPY HOUR! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!!
Tell Tale Heart
don't tell me what it's like to love someone. a different song for a different girl. and to think i might be wrong. tell tale heart again. words like these won't win these words and hearts. you would come over to talk, we'd act like there is something to say... i've learned that time can heal your wounds. but the reminder of a scar will stay... stay, right here, right by me. stay, the flame has died, down.
A Duck Walks Into A Bar...
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?
You've Got A Friend In Pennsylvania
my heart is pumping for one reason. maybe it's my imagination, but it's true. it's all in your hands. i no longer have this on my shoulders. oh no, it must be something i said. love is another word for regret. you know, it must be part of my plan. it's never too late to understand. and i wanted it to be something more than just another run-around for me. and even though... i'm glad that i'm finally free. all that's left for my life is now up to me. and i walk around for days and i only see you in my dreams. wait for me like i've waited for you
Tuesdays Are Taxing!
"It's tax time. I know this because I'm staring at documents that make no sense to me, no matter how many beers I drink." -- Dave Barry " The number of words dealing with income taxes in the Internal Revenue Code and IRS regulations rose nearly tenfold between 1955 and 2005, from 718,000 to more than 7 million How is a mugger different from the Internal Revenue Service? Both take your money, but the mugger doesn't make you fill out forms." --Jacob Sullum in Reason "More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments." -- Robert Orben "To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men." -- Edmund Burke, 18th Century Irish political philosopher and British statesman "Taxation with representation ain't so hot either." -- Gerald Barzan, humorist "Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq." --Conan
Mama Needs A New Pair Of Shoes...
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches
My Word!
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. KLEENEX: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
Head On Collison
I've been waiting for a good day I've been holding back long enough I've been hurting to tell you some things it's not the falling of the temperature that's making all our bones run cool it's the breeze you make the presence felt when you're around me and it feels like I'm at an all-time low slightly bruised and broken from our head on collision I've never seen this side of you another tragic case of feeling bruised and broken from our head on collision I've never seen this side of you another tragic case and I'm still waiting for a good day I think I've held this long enough I think it's safe to tell you some things it's not just what you say to people and it's not the way you look at me it's the way you present yourself for all your worst critics to see and it feels like I'm at an all-time low slightly bruised and broken from our head on collision I've never seen this side of you another tragic case of feeling bruised and broken from our head on col
Needles Are Not Nice...
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. "Why are you crying?" Bob asked. "I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill. "So? Are you afraid?" "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely. Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?" To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"
Made By Vampiragold
my sweet friend VAMPIRAGOLD (Linda G.) made this delightful commentary and put on my page I loved Create Your Own
Fashion Show
Okay the annual Harley Fashion show is tonight, I am working backstage security. How hard can this be? I think I will post myself around the ladies changing area that way if they need any help I will be right there. Seriously though 15 dollars at the door gets ya open bar. How is that for a deal. If you are close to Sandusky State Theater in downtown Saandusky, Ohio come on in, it will be worth it.
It's Not Your Fault
It was a cold California, Even in the summer, She was wrapped in a blanket by the pool, There were rapid statements, About life commitments, A sense of heat that I couldn't bare to touch, I couldn't bare it. It's not your fault so please stop your crying now, It's not your fault so please stop your crying now, Please stop your crying now, Woah, Woah. There was staring and seclusion, A fine tuned way of motion, A face wrapped for a suitor, The sound of hearts pumping at the same beat, Coming 'round the corner, In almost all directions, A sense of heat that I couldn't bare to touch, No, I couldn't bare it. It's not your fault so please stop your crying now, (It's not your fault so please stop your crying now) It's not your fault so please stop your crying now, (It's not your fault so please stop your crying) Now you, wait for, something, to cure this, Well I'm here, under your downpour. No, woah. It's not your fault so please stop your crying now,
Just Me Rambling
Hey everyone just wanted to put some shit in here..Well I finaly found the perfect derby..The junk yard called and I went to get it..It a 1982 caddilac limo..Now if that don't take a beatin I don't know what will..Pic's to come soon of it and the new harley.. Later all..Love ya'll EJ.. ,,!,, hater's
Bonded by Love ......................................... What is it about you that makes me feel weak. and gives me goose bumps whenever you speak? Why does the sight of you fill me with pleasure? Like a spotlight that shines on a glorious treasure. - Are you so different from others i've known? What qualities do you have that are yours alone? What can it be that fills up my heart? And makes me feel lost whenever we part? -- Theres no easy answer for this marvelous bliss, For the wonder i feel whenever we kiss. For the fire that rages at the touch of you skin. For the way my heart pounds for you way deep within? --- It must be the power of love that i feel. That ties me in bonds that seem strong as steel. I could fight to get loose,but I'd rather give in. To stay trapped by your charms is how I will win. ---- Roger.M. 12/14/006 copyright/pl4-1328-0431/07
I wanna wake up I've been walking in my sleep to long Wake up So sick of dreaming I wanna slow down I wanna be part of what is happening around me Without breathing Without feeling Without screaming So I'm leaving I'm unconsciously unconscious Why am I filled with hate? I'd like to blame my parents I'm sure you'd do the same Swallow the hurt Spit out the jerk that's to afraid I turn the page To a chapter that they thought was just a phase But it consumed me You're right I am a failure And when my life turns to shit It won't have anything to do with the fact that it's all you ever taught me how to do So you can relax! Without feeling Without breathing Now I'm leaving I'm unconsciously unconscious Why am I filled with hate? I'd like to blame my parents I'm sure you'd do the same Swallow the hurt Spit out the jerk that's to afraid Turn the page I've been hiding, Drowning, I've been running, Starving, I've been feeling nothing I'm
Chimaira - Pure Hatred
Chimaira - Pure Hatred
FUUUCCK!!! I have told you things need to change! You never listened or came to my aid! The vicious cycle has not changed! My times spent rearranged! Mother fuck it all! I can't stand this! Remember when I said Everyone makes me sick?! Well nothing has changed! (CHORUS) I hate everyone! I hate everyone! The vicious cycle still remains! Constant cluster fuck, bloodstains! Ignorance, you kill for God! Expression not allowed! You fucked it up! With your mother fucking games! Remember when I said I was so ashamed?! Well nothing has changed! I hate everyone! I hate everyone! You have to Pick and choose your fights! You have to Come out of this alive! I have told you things need to change! You never listened, never came to my aid! The vicious cycle still not changed! My judgement fades away! You'll never change me! Remember we are through! I am staying here! To betray all of you! And nothing will change! I hate everyone! I hate ever
Chimaira - Power Trip
Chimaira - Power Trip
Face to face No time to waste This is the time for revenge Your claim to fame Of crushing dreams Your control has no hold on me I hate the way You have no shame You act like nothing's happened It's time to rise The final fight This is the last time I will not fail again I will not let you win Fuck your power trip I'll throw away The wasted days The chance for revenge My claim to fame Ended in vain This was the last time You are the one who's forsaken us all Nothing has changed so together we fall I am the one who's led us to believe You can't change me
My Sexy Wife
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Made By Sweetz
Hey Everyone, Some of you on my friends list have not seen that I do some graphics and I would like you to come check them out. I am going to post ones that I think are some of the best ones I have done if you like them please come leave a comment on them. I am not looking for points I just would like some feedback on my work. Click the ones you like it will take you directly to the pic. This is Just a Sample, there are a lot more some come take a look. Clack Here To See All The Pics
Hes A Hottie
All he needs is a thumbs up Just hit the link or copy and paste thanks
Chimaira - Resurrection
Chimaira - Resurrection
free at last finally tasting happiness five years of hell for nothing trapped inside the minds of failures a wise man once said that which does not kill us makes us stronger thought we were dead so are we now invincible? determination, perseverance, resolution, resurrection(x2) final straw underlying ignorance consumed by greed and hate Kept under the feet of Tyrants reality kicked in raced against time just to start all over treated like shit pushed aside and expendable determination, perseverance, resolution, resurrection(x2) we have become so god damn powerful all the beatings you gave us, we will use them against you free at last finally tasting happiness the resurrection
Improving Image From Momo Kapor
Not long ago our government issued a tender for international marketing agencies to help change and improve the image of Serbia in the world."Image, what an ugly word!", Zuko Dzumhur used to say."What have they made of the beautiful French word image..." In a fit of contrariness, he would use the similar Turkish word"amidz" instead of "image". The most well-known international agencies put in proposal for the tender;for one milion euros they were to create a campaign that would change our image in the world.A million euros is no small amount!Teams of experts got together, all of them comprised of young, elegant Anglos with diplomas from the world,s famous universities and with all of their teeth in their head.They are efficient, productive and they all have same "Samsonsite" luggage with the same contents inside the luggage and inside their minds.We kindly ask that you turn off your cell phones before the meeting. Thank you! And so, the action begins.An art director with a shaved hea
My Cup Runneth Over...
Since around the seventh grade I've been sportin' a descent "B" cup. Nice when your twenty but akward when your in jr.high. I realize it's just a part of life and something my girls will have the fortunate opportunity to go through, although, I don't even want to fathom that inevetable moment right now! What I never really realized is that these things can grow after puberty! Of course, having kids can do that, I understand but they go back, I can attest to that fact, it's happened to me, twice! I have been working my ass off for the last three weeks now, granted, not a whole lot of time but still they stay the same, no looking back, completely skipping "C" and firmly planting themselves at a heavy D! (snicker...I said "heavy d") The akwardness starts all over again for me. takes two, count 'em two bras to contain these things whilst running the treadmill, towhich I did three miles, thank you very much, today in less than 40 minutes, yay for me, but not f
OMGZ the new Everquest patch is so AWESOME! They took away flag and key requirements for a ton of zones, including....ANGUISH! Which means I can destroy all the stupid signets and get my 2.0 epic! They also made it so the fewer AAs you have banked, the faster your AA experience goes! Patch message: *** Highlights *** - The 10th Veteran Reward, Summon Resupply Agent, is now available! - Alternate Advancement experience has been accelerated significantly for those with fewer AAs spent and will scale back down to the normal rate as more AAs are earned. - Many keyed zones from the Ruins of Kunark, Scars of Velious, Shadows of Luclin, Planes of Power, Gates of Discord, Omens of War, Depths of Darkhollow, and Prophecy of Ro have had their key/flag requirements modified. All players that have obtained the key/flag will still be allowed entry into the zones, as will players that have met minimum level requirements for the zones. The zones and minimum level requirements are as f

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