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Hello again folks, yeahhhhhhhhh i'm back at it again who woulda known right?? i mean ME? lil ole me back at it bein opinionated? never !!! anyway go get a load of this , and this is not the first times its happend and it sure wont be the last. i'm on this website right, and for all practical purposes we're gonna leave it nameless. so i'm on this website and its geared towards a dating site or a site to have sex right.......geared towards ADULTS.......so of course you put your profile pic up and yes you're going to have some women showing the worlds their "world" and you're going to have men doing the same thing..................and then there is ALWAYS a few simple people that dont have it all upstairs that have a picture of their "KID" up there. now i'm sure you are very proud of your kid and you luv them very much..yadda yadda yadda.......but personally i could give two shyts less about seeing a picture of your kid up in ya profile, and listen folks i'm not talking about one of them type profile where you can put up 150 pics of yourself, i'm talking bout one of the type profiles where they have a kid up and thats it..............wdf. and REALLY do you really want a pic of your kid up on a site with some chics azz on one side of ya kid and some dudes dick on the other side........puuuuullleeeeeze !!!!! these guyz are tryin to get with you they are not interested in seeing your kid as the first thing on your page.............so check this out it gets even better right..................ladies and gentlemen if you are going to take nude pics or lewd pics of yourself be mindful of the environment around you and YES people do notice it......i'm looking at another site and there was a nice looking young woman and she had a few pics up of herself and there she is on her bed showing all her glory with legs spread wide open with a pair of baby shoes on the bed next to her and some baby wipes on the other side of her.........yesssssssss thats what turns me on alright, yeah thats what i wanted to see. NOT now yes of course sometimes ya room gonna get lil messy ya might take tha pics spur of the moment or heat of the moment, and yeah thats understandable it gonna happen sometimes, but dayummmm ya gotta be mindful of some things i mean it looked as though she only just finished changin tha babies daiper or something, ya got peeps takin pics with their floor cluttered with dirty azz clothes empty soda cans empty beer cans and a snickers rapper and then got nerve enough to ask if you wanna come visit...........HELL NAH CLEAN THAT SHYT UP FIRST.......i dont wanna fuck you and have to clear 3 week old pizza boxes off the bed...... ok so it gets better right, so here i am clickin through pics and how many times have you run into someones profile pic and they have 9634176143 people in the picture and nothing telling you which one they are no other pic of them by themselves to indicate or give you a hint just someone that actually thinks you're interested in all their little friends as well.............wdf if i try to hit you up are all of them comming along too? and you can best believe that if its a pretty/cute one on the page and an not so attractive one on the page, ITS THE UNATTRACTIVE ONE!!! people puttin their old azz highschool pictures up talkin bout its them, well yeah its you but how about something a little current, then they got nerve enough to tell ya they dont have any or dont have a scanner or digi cam, its 2006 people it is too easy to get any photo made into a cd or digital image and besides if you could do it to your old azz graduation pic back in 1970 then you can sure do it with something a little current...........i'm sorry but i'm not so stupid i dont recognize that old azz 80's hairstyle you sportin with your madonna gloves and i'm not so foolish to think you still wearin it today. ladies if you see a brudda sportin a hightop fade lookin like kid & play then more than likely its his old azz highschool pic or some brudda thats a lil outta date. if he dressed like run DMC or like he just stepped off the set of breakin or beatstreet, then you can best believe that pic is not current. if he sportin a jerry curl its either an old azz picture or you tryna date somebodies drunk azz uncle, cuz every brotha got a drunk azz uncle in his family somewhere still sportin a jerry curl and gettin that dayum jerry curl juice all over the couch and pillowcases. ok well time to bring it to an end again folks hope you enjoyed, i know some of you where readin this like " dayum he right" and then some are readin goin " dayum i never thought about that" and then there always tha ones sittin there laughin at it and last but not the very least the ones that are readin sayin " dayum what a fuggin azzhole" ..........well i luv you too and may you have a festive life..... until the next time peace to all
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