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 ( this doesnt reflect what i think on the subject one way or another , but its one hell of a point of view and sadly enough makes sense)

Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country, protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

 Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.

Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. 

But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). 

According to the protesters: 

You are Required to let me stay in your house. 

You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan. 

You are Required to Educate my kids. 

You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family (my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part). 

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house. And oh yeah, I get a free education, where you have to pay your own way through college.(TEEHEE) 

And what a deal it is for me!!! 

I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold,uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!!   So you can communicate with me. And don't forget to make sure your forms are in MY language - I need to understand them... 

gay/bi rights

ok, its been awhile but heres another one of my spouts off at the mouth.

why is it that "SOME" ( a lot ) of gay/bi people feel the need to have support? why feel the need to announce it and badge it as if anyone really cares? i guess it allows other gay/bi people let them know where they are or something. Personally i could care less who someone else is sleeping with but i go through profiles on this site, other sites and always see little tags or some shit talking about " I support gay marriage" " do you support gay marriage" i kiss girls so what" etc...

do you see straight people with signs and tags saying " i support straight marriage" a guy with words all over his profile saying " i kiss girls" or a woman saying " i kiss men"

maybe i should make a huge tag that says " i support straight marriage" or " i luv women" and post it all over my profile.

i can understand being proud of who you are and all but i think some take it to a whole other level.

novel idea

Ok, so i was sitting back thinking ( i do that once in awhile)

wouldnt it be a cool idea if the point system on fubar got changed up a little bit....

i've been on here for a little while now and have watched point whores come and go etc etc...

what if you actually recieved more points for rating people and commenting them than the other way around???

slows down begging for attention and actually gets all the point whores to rating other peoples shyt and actually making them work for their shit???

hmmm? now wouldnt that be an interesting twist to things.....

it would be hilarious to watch them running around on the site rating everybodies shit to try and get their points up and level up etc.....

now of course as usual the ones that would have the most are the ones that have nothing to do all damn day long....

but oh well.....its just a thought and would be funny to see

who deemed this shit sexy

ok, so i'm cruisin through checking out profile pics here and there, of course reading some and passing others.... but ive got a question? who the hell decided that the little lip thing you see women doing now was sexy...its like you will see a female with really ONE pic but has her head turned 4913743192843 different angles to the side but in all the pics her lips are in 2 different positions. one is the whole pouty look with them sticking out half a mile and the other is the whole look when they have their lips kinda cocked and turned up or twisted ....hell i dunno how to describe that shit...but apparently someone somewhere decided to deem that sexy....WTF. ok, maybe it could POSSIBLY by halfway cute ON ONE PHOTO....but as well all SHOULD know too much of anything could possibly be a bad thing... i should start my own little site or blog and open it up for discussion and questions, i would be like the black version of doctor phil only a little more cynical with a touch of humour, but actually telling some of these people what they need to hear, but then again i'm sure theres someone that reads my rants and has to think to themselves "this arrogant asshole is full of himself" well thats my short rant for now, i actually have wayyyyyyyyy more to say and wayyyyyyyy more rants, i've just been lazy about typing them out lately...oh well/ till next time, peace to all

Life Without Black People

A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people. At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last, they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare. All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW AMERICA" is not America at all-only a barren land. 1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system. 2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors. 3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A. Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals. 4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black man, Albert R. Robinson. 5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper. 6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black. 7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop. 8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower. 9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis Lattimer later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern,and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop and Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan. 10. Their children met them at the door- barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine,Walter Sammons invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board, and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer. 11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator. Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans? Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "by the time we leave for work, Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks." Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois. ( this little story was good and i liked it and it covered alot of ground, but there are also sooo many more inventions and tweaks ( if you will ) left out. peanut butter, open heart surgery and the list goes on )
Hello again folks, yeahhhhhhhhh i'm back at it again who woulda known right?? i mean ME? lil ole me back at it bein opinionated? never !!! anyway go get a load of this , and this is not the first times its happend and it sure wont be the last. i'm on this website right, and for all practical purposes we're gonna leave it nameless. so i'm on this website and its geared towards a dating site or a site to have sex right.......geared towards ADULTS.......so of course you put your profile pic up and yes you're going to have some women showing the worlds their "world" and you're going to have men doing the same thing..................and then there is ALWAYS a few simple people that dont have it all upstairs that have a picture of their "KID" up there. now i'm sure you are very proud of your kid and you luv them very much..yadda yadda yadda.......but personally i could give two shyts less about seeing a picture of your kid up in ya profile, and listen folks i'm not talking about one of them type profile where you can put up 150 pics of yourself, i'm talking bout one of the type profiles where they have a kid up and thats it..............wdf. and REALLY do you really want a pic of your kid up on a site with some chics azz on one side of ya kid and some dudes dick on the other side........puuuuullleeeeeze !!!!! these guyz are tryin to get with you they are not interested in seeing your kid as the first thing on your page.............so check this out it gets even better right..................ladies and gentlemen if you are going to take nude pics or lewd pics of yourself be mindful of the environment around you and YES people do notice it......i'm looking at another site and there was a nice looking young woman and she had a few pics up of herself and there she is on her bed showing all her glory with legs spread wide open with a pair of baby shoes on the bed next to her and some baby wipes on the other side of her.........yesssssssss thats what turns me on alright, yeah thats what i wanted to see. NOT now yes of course sometimes ya room gonna get lil messy ya might take tha pics spur of the moment or heat of the moment, and yeah thats understandable it gonna happen sometimes, but dayummmm ya gotta be mindful of some things i mean it looked as though she only just finished changin tha babies daiper or something, ya got peeps takin pics with their floor cluttered with dirty azz clothes empty soda cans empty beer cans and a snickers rapper and then got nerve enough to ask if you wanna come visit...........HELL NAH CLEAN THAT SHYT UP FIRST.......i dont wanna fuck you and have to clear 3 week old pizza boxes off the bed...... ok so it gets better right, so here i am clickin through pics and how many times have you run into someones profile pic and they have 9634176143 people in the picture and nothing telling you which one they are no other pic of them by themselves to indicate or give you a hint just someone that actually thinks you're interested in all their little friends as well.............wdf if i try to hit you up are all of them comming along too? and you can best believe that if its a pretty/cute one on the page and an not so attractive one on the page, ITS THE UNATTRACTIVE ONE!!! people puttin their old azz highschool pictures up talkin bout its them, well yeah its you but how about something a little current, then they got nerve enough to tell ya they dont have any or dont have a scanner or digi cam, its 2006 people it is too easy to get any photo made into a cd or digital image and besides if you could do it to your old azz graduation pic back in 1970 then you can sure do it with something a little current...........i'm sorry but i'm not so stupid i dont recognize that old azz 80's hairstyle you sportin with your madonna gloves and i'm not so foolish to think you still wearin it today. ladies if you see a brudda sportin a hightop fade lookin like kid & play then more than likely its his old azz highschool pic or some brudda thats a lil outta date. if he dressed like run DMC or like he just stepped off the set of breakin or beatstreet, then you can best believe that pic is not current. if he sportin a jerry curl its either an old azz picture or you tryna date somebodies drunk azz uncle, cuz every brotha got a drunk azz uncle in his family somewhere still sportin a jerry curl and gettin that dayum jerry curl juice all over the couch and pillowcases. ok well time to bring it to an end again folks hope you enjoyed, i know some of you where readin this like " dayum he right" and then some are readin goin " dayum i never thought about that" and then there always tha ones sittin there laughin at it and last but not the very least the ones that are readin sayin " dayum what a fuggin azzhole" ..........well i luv you too and may you have a festive life..... until the next time peace to all

lovely censorship

Well i'm back at it again folks what can i say, so much to say and so little time to say it. And again as always if you dont like what i'm saying then why are you reading this? and the rest of you are just as sick and demented as i am... heh heh heh. now i wanna talk about censorship, i dont even know if thats what i would call it. lets take sponge bob for example, kids love him, personally i dont see the attraction but hey the kids luv him none tha less, so here we have this cartoon character and the creators ( who are making millions) captivate the kids and entertain them for hours on end. all of a sudden we got all these cats runnin round talkin bout " oooooh noooooo ya cant have him on TV he's gay"............wdf HE IS A CARTOON CHARACTER a friggin SPONGE now i aint tha brightest candle in the box but last i knew sponges especially cartoon sponges didnt have a sex.........but i could be wrong i'm no marine biologist either. so now we have the wonderful powers that be say " hey you cant watch that"............they have tella tubies ( however ya spell that) OOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOO their gay we cant have that........now dont get me wrong i'm neither for or against gay people, personally i dont care who you sleep with, thats YOUR business and if you enjoy it then knock yaself out, but i'm not jumpin on a bandwagon to condemn your lifestyle either.........tella tubies they teach children and entertain them............and yeah they teach tolerance...and looking at todays society and they way kids act ( and alot of adults too) the kids NEED TO BE TAUGHT TOLERANCE so why would you go on this life long mission to get rid of the only ones they payin attention to because obviously they aint payin attention to parents today. the television show "married with children" that show had no chance on earth and had a very limited amount of people watching it, to be frank it was a bomb.......UNTIL..........this nice suburbia wife was looking for something on TV for her children to watch. she knew nothing about the show she just saw the tittle and thought to herself " hmmm married with children that sounds nice and wholesome" ( little did she know) she watched part of it with her children and was disgusted with it and next thing you know went on this HUGE mission to have it taken off the air...........WELL thanks to Mrs Terry Rakolta the show became an almost overnight success..................why you ask? well because everyone was wonderin what this woman was bitchin about and tuned in to watch it. this is an example of people that are too stupid to simple change the channel if they dont like whats on the TV i think the coolest thing about the radio and television I CAN CHANGE THE CHANNEL..........if there is a book i dont like i can PUT IT DOWN...........if i dont like what you are saying to me i can WALK AWAY AND NOT LISTEN...................the internet is the best because all you have to do is CLICK on simple lil mouse button. now dont get me wrong i'm not sayin they should allow a bunch of nudity and cursing on TV and radio things that are commonly accessed by anyone but to some degree you have to use common sense and change the channel/station/ put it down or whatever it is. we dont need a buncha people in a board room deciding what we can and cannot watch on TV. KEEP IT SIMPLE. i wont say media doesnt influence our kids..........you'd be stupid to think something like that however its OUR job to raise kids not the media not some athlete not the radio. of course media influences kids that where they get their styles from the latest fad, that where they learn that calling women B*#@%S and hoes is kewl thats where they learn to glorify playing with guns and going to jail is the "in" thing to do. but as parents if we watch over them carefully and teach them right then guess what...................all that wont matter. teach them to handle different situations in a correct manner. well that is my rant for now if i keep going i will venture off into some other topic and i'm really trying to stay on track with one at a time.. until next time stay tuned............ and hey guess what? if you dont like what i'm saying you can just click off this screen. however i will say this much leave a comment if you agree or even if you disagree. i cant take it. if i dont like what YOURE saying i'll just shrug it off. its my page anyway. peace to all

thick vs fat

well well well i'm back at it again, go figure that one.......so much to say and so little time to say it. now some might read this and think " this fool is ignant ( ignorant)" and yes i can spell but i choose not to always spell everything correctly i guess huk'd own fonix dint werk. and some may read and get offended, you'll be aight what i say shouldnt matter that much to you anyway. and some may read and have a good laugh, now i like YOU because what i say i'm serious to some degree but is also meant to be a little humorous so if this tickles your funny bone then good and if not then go read somethin else i didnt beg you to come here and read this, they're just my thoughts. anyway on with the show. this is a blog about thick vs fat.................believe it or not THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. and i'm also gonna make this comment while i'm at it "BBW" stands for BIG BUEAUTIFUL WOMAN just because you are big doesnt make you beautiful and just because you are female doesnt make you a woman..........for tha fellas being a sperm donor doesnt make you a father or a man but thats a whole notha blog i'll get into anotha time. ladies..................if you are fat , then say you are fat. i've been runnin into alot latley women talkin bout " i'm thick" NO you are not thick you are fat, there is a difference between the two and no i dont have to define it, you know fat when you see it and yes you know thick when you see it. ( not that there is anything wrong with either one ) but if you are one dont claim to be the other. i had a woman online tell me she was thick and wasnt fat, as we progressed into the conversation she stated that she was 5'2" and had 38DDs................whao red flag #1 now that doesnt sound so profound does it? however i will say this much its been my experience that a woman that short having tiddies that big means they are either fake or she got a big body to support them, but none tha less i gave her the benefit of the doubt and pressed on. so as the conversation progressed even further something compelled me to ask what size she wore ( clothing) and she stated an 18...................now this is where it gets good.............here i have met someone that is 5'2" 38dd and wears a size 18...............this woman is just as big round as she is tall and she talkin bout she "thick" and she aint fat so then of course what follows are the typical defense mechs that any large woman has as soon as she feels threatened, you know, the whole, "you cant handle a real woman like me" " i'm shallow" "you want a thin girl with no brains as opposed to a larger woman with brains" etc....as if thinner women are all stupid or arent capable of being smart as well, as if all large women are smart and there arent any stupid ones. tell me, why is that always the argument? all men have 10"-14" dicks and are the best lovers in the world and all women we cant handle or are too much for us or will pussywhip us............ now dont get me wrong this isnt a bitch about women bein fat, or even sayin that i have a problem with big women, this is a rant about sayin what it is. if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then its a duck, if you fat then say you fat, dont claim to be thick............and if you dont want to hear it dont ask me if i think you are fat, you should already know any dayum way i'm sure you look into the mirror every morning when you are getting ready, so YOU KNOW if you are fat or not. dont ask me if certain clothing make you look fat, if you have to wonder then it probably does............and believe me its not the clothing making you look fat, it is more than likely the fat on your body thats doing it. well that is the short version of my rant for the day.........stay tuned and i may even put up a new one sometime soon, some more for giggles and laughs. i think my next one will be about some of these "so-called" men and some of their bitch azz ways...........i look around and sometimes i just gotta shake my head at some of the things we say and do...........and yeah i have to say WE because i am male as well, however i may not be guilty of all the things i bitch about when concerning us i'm sure i am guilty of some of it...........nobody's perfect. but as i stated before thats for a whole nother rant comming soon to a theatre near you.
ok, so i know this has gone on for a long time now, but i finally had to type something up about it because ive been noticing it more and more lately to the point of being pathetic as hell ( at least in my own opinion) more and more i am seeing profile where right next to the name is a demand to rate and fan them before you attempt to add them, must rate, must fan, etc... people whoring themselves out for fubucks.. women will only have one photo up for the purpose of the profile main photo but all the rest are pvt due to all the haters, down raters, rippers, and some just for the sake of trying to get people to rate and fan them before they can see the pics, or pay fubucks and shyt to see them.... sad sad sad state of affairs...lost cherry, cherrytap, fubar has always had attention whores but damn it has gone to a whole new level now...man just imagine if it was real money, we would have alot of hookers out there on the street... every other name is a DJ, or promoting some club... i think we even have fu-gangs..lmao well thats my slight rant for the night, just something i had noticed and finally gotten around to typing up
this morning i've been watching "state of the black union" and they had alot of interesting and good things to say on it. yes it is geared towards advancement of black people but the things said can be applied to people as a whole. things that people all together should think about and practice. a little something to think about. there was a day when if you acted up all your parents had to do was give you a certain look and you knew very well what it meant and that would straighten your ass up. alot of younger peeps dont know that look, they think they do but alot dont. that being said, so the first move was to not let school discipline students, they say its not right. then they tell parents you cant touch your kids in public, or they will take them away and lock you up. then they say you cant touch your kids at home, or they will take them away and lock you up. and now when the kids act up, they have "special education" schools set up for them to go to, and alternative learning center ( prison prep school ) the teachers are afraid of the principles, the principles afraid of the superintendent, the super afraid of the school board, the school board afraid of the parents, the parents afraid of the kids and the kids ARENT AFRAID OF ANY DAMN BODY... this is the short version of what was said by Dr. Julia Hare national executice director of Black Think Tank ( for those who are interested and would like to read more of her views. a very intelligent woman and entertaining to listen to.)
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