Nephilim aka deviantone's blog: "yanno what chaps my ass?"

OK WTF is up with this rerating people bullshit....who tha hell thought that would be a good idea and what on earth is the purpose of it....

i might find myself in a good mood and go rate all of someones 2147173413 pics of them turning their head a different angle and then all of their 31747138477 pics of some stupid web graphics they found on the net that every damn body has....only to pop back in and see that shyt clear again...what tha hell?

now dont get me wrong i aint gonna go back and rate all that shyt again, you already caught me in a rare mood the first damn time.....

once you rate somebodies shyt then it should stay fuckin rated...done,finish complete, move on....

well just another senseless rant by me, just because , well, its my damn page and i can do that.....

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ok, yeah beauty is in the eye of the beholder blah blah blah. only skin deep blah blah blah its on the inside blah blah blah so now to the guys of it... BBW Big Beautiful Woman... listen, JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE BIG DOES NOT MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL. yes there are some that are big and beautiful and this is by no means meant to insult large women. but give me a break, just because youre big doesnt mean youre beautiful. why isnt there a BUB big ugly bitch because we know damn well there are some of those out there. confidence is one thing, but arrogance for no damn reason is a whole other ballgame.

ok, so whats up with all these females runnin around calling themselves MILFs on their profiles and in their profile names? first of all , who deemed you a MILF or did you just think it was something "cute to say" now true enough some of them ARE indeed MILFs...but heres the thing. do you even know wtf a MILF is? that shit stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck. now of course the person reading this says "duh" everybody knows that....well apparently NOT. if that where true you wouldnt have a woman calling herself that.... UNLESS SHES SAYING SHE WANTS TO GO FUCK HERSELF!!! THEN it would make sense. you basically have some female runnin around saying " hey i'm a mother i would like to fuck" well then good for you, go fuck yourself.

ok so wtf is this...does everybody have all that flashy blinky bullshit on their profile? i know to each his own and all that and if you dont like it dont look at it and all that jazz...but damn... i still gotta say...I HATE THAT BULLSHIT...i go to someones page and the shit is blinking so much it drives me fucking insane.... you look at a photo and the fucker changes every split second cause somebody to have an epileptic seizures. who tha hell sat down one day and decided they thought this looked good and though everyone should have it...between blinking shit and morphs....although i gotta admit i can take morphs a little better, at least THAT SHIT DOESNT BLINK AT YA... thats one good way to get me to not be a perv or stare at your pics , hell i cant even sit there to see what they are pics of !!! you find yourself looking at the pics and blinking along with them like an idiot... and they think its cute...wtf? remember people..too much of anything can be worthless, garbage, unhealthy, annoying.etc..

well here i go again right........ so i'm checking out profiles right...and i come across a nice looking young lady ( as usual )...so i go to reading her profile.... so a half hour later when i got halfway through this novel and got tired of reading all of her requirements to even say hello to her... you know the whole rule thing.. dont say this, dont say that, i dont like if you type in slang, i hate guys who are obsessed with looks...now keep in mind this is someone who has thousands of photos of herself in her profile and yet she doesnt want some guy to be obsessed with her looks???.uhmmmm whats wrong with this picture?? and although the photos werent nude...they where enough to make any hot blooded american male want to comment on how she looked.....WHOAAAAAAAA stop the presses, thats in her rules of not to do? awh hell i give up on this one........ sometimes i just gotta wonder.... why would you take a kid to a candy store and expect him/her not to ask for anything..oh brudda

ok here is another thing that just chaps my ass, and i know it gets to some of yall as well... dont ya just hate when ya watching a porn and everything is all good, then for some dumbass reason the camera man goes to the guys face...and theres nothing but his face in the screen and he leaves it there for a little bit...WDF? i dont want to see his ugly ass..who gives a rats ass the faces he's making. who tha hell told the camera man that shyt was sexy or looked good? or they go to some dumbass shot like her gripping the pillows or sheets, or worse they pan down to the guys legs to show him standin there in his socks.. now i know porn isnt known for its quality filming or acting, but DAMN...who tha hell wants to see that shyt

this chap my ass is dedicated to my new friend Killearn..who just reminded me of this in a comment left... another thing that chaps my ass.... "if you dont repost this then delete me off your friend list" WDF kinna shit is that...are you really that pathetic, i mean get real...if thats what you base your friendship on, then guess what, I DONT WANT YOU ON MY LIST ANYWAY,,,,YOURE A DUMBASS. some people i swear man, i'm tellin ya, they where made from the part that should have dribble down the leg, or got left on the bedsheets.... in other words, your mother should have swallowed you and saved us all some trouble........UGH

ok, so i havent done a "chaps my ass" in awhile, so here we go... yanno what else chaps my ass... when people try and debate with you, and then after awhile come to find out they really have NO IDEA WDF they are talking about... i mean really, if you are going to get into a debate with someone about something at least know the information, know the facts....or at least a little bit about what youre talking about.

on brudda, i'm sittin here peeping through bulletins, and i cant even count how many times the damn thing has some tittle.. "omg look at these tits" "this person pissed me off" "this is NSFW" and then you open it up and its someone that wants you to vote for them for a contest... now i dont mind helping out dont get me wrong.. but with all that bullshyt im bout to the point where i dont even wanna read the bulletins anymore. it reminds me of those bullshyt sales people or emails you get that have some shyt in the subject line and then bam its totally something else... fuckin say what you want and let people choose...

i had to set someone straight the other day..for some reason they thought that the term call before you come over meant to call me when they where right up the street with like a 2 minute notice, so i said hell no you cant come over... now i was doing anything special and i wasnt going anywhere, but i had to make a point...call before you come over DOES NOT MEAN call me when you are in my driveway talkin bout you on the way over as you walk up to knock on my door.. that shyt does not fly...and YES i AM anal about calling before you come over to my house, bootycall or not. i like my privacy and to tell you the truth i dont care for company too much..i like my space.. ok done with that one ... heh heh heh