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Fubomber Id's And Cubes
If you would like to have one of the cubes or ID's I make let me know and I will get to it. Send me a private message so I can remember to do it. Other wise I forget...Im bad. Send it with a drink and I will give you something special. =)
Kerry Is A Special Friend!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Would Like to take a few minutes to thank some friends This is just a small list of some of the best ppl i have ever met PLease take sometime...Make them your friends These friends have stuck by me thru some of the touchest times When times were touch and i thought i had no one...One of them always came to my rescue And didnt walk away from me till i was smiling again So once again Thank you everyone for being my Friend ~~~~~~
Whats New
JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I GAVE BIRTH 3 WEEKS AGO TO A WONDERFUL GOREGOUS BABY BOY AND IM DOING GREAT I MISS EVERYONE HOPE ALL IS WELL
Hearts Of Paper
Hearts, are easy to draw on paper and easy to color in red if you stay in the lines they will turn out just fine A teacher of mine once said But hearts made of clay, I too heard her say are harder to make it is true are harder to shape, are likely to break and if handled carelessly, do The heart that I made I molded from clay but I haven’t tended it well. Its been broken at times and for each mending line I have a sad story to tell For I loved a heart made of paper All colored but wonderfully thin And while she held mine that I made from the clay she dropped it again and again But hearts made of paper, if you let them go how lightly they float to the floor While my heart of clay in pieces would lay and smaller the more and the more For hearts made of paper are easy to make and easy to color in red With blue in her eyes while breathing a sigh a teacher of mine once said
Happy Dance!!!
Ive lost enough inches to fit back into my size 14 jeans!WOOT! I have been wearing baggy pants for like 2 years! I dont think Ive worn jeans since my trip to Samanthas! Im tickled pink! EVEN this place cant ruin my mood! LOL Im just on long enough to accept requests! Thanks to club far and the fubar cruise or i wouldnt have any at all! :)
Funny Joke
Story of a daughter & her father..... One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'
This Time
Freestyle Rap To Juve Bonce Back Beat
yall niggas dont me see i probaly be the cat posted up in v.ip/ yeah i know ya mad cause ya bitch is fillin me / i cant help she be everywhere the thugs be/ these niggas wanted to check this here when it it comes to the flows am bout this here/ yeah this my year so pussy niggas back up cause am going to take this here/ better open up ya ear cause i just made it real clear/ yall haters gone fear when i drop tht bomb getin so much cake like am lucky charm / if nigga;s get close i dont mean no harm if a nigga try me ill straight strong arm/ i tried tell em i was the best when i spit that shit/ laides already know i got that got that good azz dick/ fuck a bitch and turn around and leave her sick/ like she sitin in a cell like my nigga micheal vick/ oh no i laught at niggas talkin they getin money they getin bigger figures/ oh naw never nigga cause you is a lame who the hell let these soft rappers off in the game/ well guess what am here now and tht shit its fina change
Love The One You're With?
I'm just sad tonight and I feel really alone which isn't unusual. What is unusual is the amount that it bothers me. I guess its just that lately I've been really great with my role as the gatekeeper/fixer in my friendships and family relationships . I'm the perpetual shoulder to cry on and person to vent to. If i see someone having a hard time or taking a wrong turn i'm right there jumping in to help out.. I'm the one asking what do you need? How can I help? And tonight it would help a lot if someone had asked me at some point..what do you need. Cause really i don't need all that much. Just for the people I've extended myself to to extend themselves to me in kind. Even if I'm being a fool...even if they don't understand. I don't withhold my support or sympathy or concern just because i think they made stupid choices that led them to their current situstion. If i'm there, without judgment or fail for people, why is that so hard to get back in kind? I don't call anyone wh
Family Emergency.
Im gonna be offline for a few days.Theres an emergency going on with my family. Ill see you all soon.
It’s Been A Hard Days Night....
After a long, hard day helping others and completely enjoying the fact that I am such a kindhearted, wonderful individual, I took it upon myself to finally take a shower. Yes, I had so neglected my own needs that I hadn't managed to bathe my soiled body until the rippened hour of 8:00 p.m. This, after having been up and about since 7:00 a.m., minus the fifteen minute nap I fell into while watching an episode of Sponge Bob Square Pants. It was the chocolate bar episode, which I've seen at least a dozen times...."CHOCOLATE!!!!" (you so won't get that if you've never seen the episode, so sorry...for you!) I say only fifteen minutes because that's about how long it took me to start snoring and abruptly wake myself up from that obnoxious sound...then just as quickly, I jumped up from the couch and hurried on as if afraid someone saw me sleeping on the job! It's cleansing time, so I walk into the bathroom, hit the lightswitch, as I normally do, although, this time my fingers s
A Few Things About Me
i am a 30 yrs old single mommy of twin 6 yr olds which is the greatest ever, i wouldn't change a thing, maybe their father but if i did that then they wouldn't be who they are, so we just sacrafice our losses which believe me that's no loss. I am so blessed everything with my children is awesome. I am at an ok job for now and i will get my lifetime goal someday and somehow but it's takes time so i give myself a 5 yrs goal line to atleast have it on the ropes and almost ready to layout the foundation. Well just dropping a few to let you all know a few things about me leave me some luv and supportive comments and chatting is definetly on the table online that is it would take a lot for me to speak other than that, personal experience spoken for. later
Hot Pink Skinn
Okay so some love my fubar skin layout, some have ripped it without my permission, and its personalized. I have made one that you may rip that isn't personalized. MY SKINS it's called HOT PINK SKINN
Ahh Yes Quite The Update
WOW!! it looks like its been quite the long time for updates... 2007-came and went..toby got injured from work in the beginning of the year that took him off work indefintely.he had a quad.repair. i got my transfer at work in march of 07 i have been at that job for a long time... we celebrated xmas of 07 as wonder ful as any other. were going into two years together soon.... Present-Toby has been going to typing classes because he is severly injured still and he may not ever walk normal again.. I feel as if it were my fault. even though it was a slip and fall accident at his work.... I just got a surgery myself. I had an epigastric hernia. We are still going strong despite the haters and critics. I love him and he loves me. We are the home team!! HAve a good day y'all, A>M>
I Have Seen Quite A Bit Of Marine Blogs Lately So......
Well, I have never heard a Marine refer to himself as anything but a Marine. But, everyone that went through boot at Benning and countless other places always heard we were training to be soldiers. I wouldn't dream of taking anything away from the Marines, they earned their place in history with as much blood as us dog faces. The Army and Marines ate the same dirt in the Mexican American War, Spanish American War, WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, and the Gulf. Between the Army and the Marines there is not a country or military force on this planet that can stop us from going where we want, when we want. I would share a foxhole with a marine, split my ammo with him, and if necessary, die next to him, and I don't think a marine would complain if it was an Army bush beater watching his back. The marine motto is Semper Fi, always faithful. The army motto is "This we'll Defend." ~ What Is A Soldier ~ The average age of the Soldier is 19 years. He is a short haired, tig
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Thots(to Him)
Every day i find myself thinking about you, i know excatly what it is. I love your smile, and i love the way you treat me. You are more charming then anyone i have ever met. you listen to me, and we can talk about anything. a good friend you are too me indeed. But our feelings are so much more, i just wish there was sumthing we both could do about that. :( all i know is that the last thing i want to do is get in the middle of your realationship with your gf. I just wanted you to know that you linger on my mind all day. Wishing you were mine as each day goes by and each night falls. I miss you when we dont talk, just the very thought of you makes me happier then i have ever felt in such along time, and when we talk...i feel alive again. Like i told you, love is the most important thing to have, without love you are just another lost soul. Please listen to me very carefully, you have become the best person in my life by far...you are there for me, i know now that im nologer alone. I che
Loving Memory
in loving memory of pia,tony,gandma,and grandpa you save your soul you save yourself life is! so fucking real love you
Dusty Underwear
Dusty Underwear One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker..."It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'."
Good Thinkin
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. 'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?' 'Tammie give it to me' Bubba replied. 'She give it to ya? I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?' 'Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6,in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want.' So I took the truck ! ' 'Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!'
Everything
Life is going good right now...
Helping Others
Now the new thing i see around is please help me level. Ok you go look at their profile and they need 200k + points or more to level up. Sorry. Go work on yourself before you go asking for help. I have limited time on here. I like to be semi productive and have fun too.
The Note
To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often: We will wake the kids - 54 times It's too late - 15 times I'm too tired - 42 times It's too early - 12 times It's too hot - 18 times Pretending to be asleep - 31 times The neighbors will hear - 9 times Headache or backache - 26 times Sunburn - 10 times Your mother will hear us - 9 times Not in the mood - 21 times Watching the late show - 17 times Too sore - 26 times New hairdo - 6 times Wrong time of the month - 14 times You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the
The Mail
THE MAIL A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" (are you ready? ... this is a beauty ...) My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
I Hate Myself Right Now...
and i feel like i want to go play in traffic and never come home.
Why?
Why do you always want what you know isn't healthy? Why does the heart ache for the one thing it shouldn't have? Why does the brain turn off common sense the one time you truly need it? Why does the soul not know when it's time to move on? Why does it acceptable to be abused by the one person in your life who should be cherishing you? Why when you say it's over does it always seem to be beginning? Why when the phone rings and you know that the last thing you should be doing is answering it do you run to grab it? Why when your emotions say no does your heart scream yes? Why does the word comfortable also mean forgiveable? Why is moving on so hard? Why line up to have your heart smashed? Why doesn't hope ever die? Why hold on to something that was never there?
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The Mixologist Dj Se7en
* AT millennium's end, one of the hottest Comedy DJ’s, DJ, Audio Engineer and Producer in the Music/Comedy circuit. The Mixologist DJ Se7en (Mixse7en or Just Se7en) has dazzled audiences all over the world for many years! DJ Se7en hasn’t just set his mark with the underground, comedy, and Main Stream Audiences, he also set his mark with superstars such as NBA/NFL Players, Singers, Rappers, and Actors!!! Working for the New York Knickerbockers as a ball-boy, then equipment manager in all of his teenaged years allowed him to perform in front of many celebrities and A-list guests! Ranging from Celebrity house parties, to producing Official New York Knicks afterparties and birthday parties! After leaving his NBA job with the New York Knicks, DJ Se7en joined the Miltary where he was able to serve his country and dazzle radio station listeners, clubheads, and crowds all over the world! Soon after fullfilling his Duty and Obligations to his country, he began working closely with comedia
Love
is love when u smile when that someone comes in the room and when all ur dreams now invol them. i am in love he is the world to me but am i truely in love or is the fact that this is my firest real relation ship the issue. well i don't no but i love it when he is around
Not Going To Party On Saturday
Tonight I received a phone call from my mother telling me that my eldest sister passed away. I am on my way back to Canada to be with my family. It has been very devastating and I don't believe it has happened...I'm so cold from shock and not quite understanding why and how as of yet. Tulsa and the rest of the girls I guess I will have to meet you all another time because it is important to me to get home to Ontario Canada asap. Thank you for your friendship love you all love Kris
Backgrounder: The Evolution Of Cyber Warfare
Backgrounder: The Evolution of Cyber Warfare Council on Foreign Relations Author: Greg Bruno, Staff Writer February 27, 2008 Introduction In the spring of 2007, when Estonian authorities removed a monument to the Red Army from its capital city, Tallinn, a diplomatic row erupted with neighboring Russia. Estonian nationalists regard the army as occupiers and oppressors, a sentiment that dates to the long period of Soviet rule following the Second World War, when the Soviet Union absorbed all three Baltic states. Ethnic Russians, who make up about a quarter of Estonia’s 1.3 million people, were nonetheless incensed by the statue’s treatment and took to the streets in protest. Estonia later blamed Moscow for orchestrating the unrest; order was restored only after U.S. and European diplomatic interventions. But the story of the “Bronze Statue” did not end there. Days after the riots the computerized infrastructure of Estonia’s high-tech government began to fray, victimized by
Globalsecurity
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Pentagon Files Charges In 1998 Us Embassy Bombing
Pentagon Files Charges in 1998 US Embassy Bombing By Meredith Buel Washington 31 March 2008 In-Depth Coverage The U.S. Defense Department has charged an alleged member of the al-Qaida terrorist organization with helping to plan and carryout the deadly 1998 bombing of the American embassy in Tanzania. VOA Correspondent Meredith Buel has details from Washington. The military has charged Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani with murder and terrorism in the bombing of the U.S. embassy in Dar es Salaam that killed 11 people and injured hundreds. In announcing the nine charges, Brigadier General Thomas Hartman said the suspect helped with many aspects of the suicide attack. "Purchasing TNT, detonators, and detonation cord on repeated occasions and transporting bomb components to Dar es Salaam, Tanzania. Moving the bomb components to various safe houses in and around Dar es Salaam. Assisting in the purchase of the truck used in the bombing. Scouting the American embassy in Tanzania with
Still Have A Pulse
I am still among the breathing set for those that are curious. I got involved with a fairly intense work project that ate me alive for months on end. But I live and breath and am ready to cover your back when we make a break for it after the zombie outbreak.
Dod
U.S. Department of Defense Office of the Assistant Secretary of Defense (Public Affairs) News Transcript Presenter: Legal Advisor to the Convening Authority in the DoD Office Of Military Commissions Brig. Gen. Thomas Hartmann March 31, 2008 DoD News Briefing with Brig. Gen Hartmann From the Pentagon In-Depth Coverage STAFF: Well, good morning, everyone. Welcome to the DOD briefing room. As you know, over the past several years we've continued to move forward with the military commissions process. The military has historically used commissions for war crime trials since the days of the Revolutionary War and now into the 21st century. Under the Military Commissions Act of 2006, 15 have now been charged. One has been found guilty of material support to terrorism last year -- and that was Mr. Hicks -- and over a dozen others are in various early stages of the commission's process, including six 9/11 co- conspirators. Here again with us today, to announce newly sworn cha
Rock Island Arsnal History
Rock Island Arsenal As the largest government-owned weapons manufacturing arsenal in the western world, the Rock Island Arsenal [RIA] provides manufacturing, logistics, and base support services for the Armed Forces. The Arsenal is an active U.S. Army factory, which manufactures ordnance and equipment for the Armed Forces. Some of the Arsenal's most successful manufactured products include the M198 and M119 Towed Howitzers, and the M1A1 Gun Mount. Noted for its expertise in the manufacture of weapons and weapon components, every phase of development and production is available from prototype to full-scale production of major items, spare parts, and repair items. Product items range from artillery gun mounts and recoil mechanisms to aircraft weapons sub-systems. Items manufactured at RIA include artillery, gun mounts, recoil mechanisms, small arms, aircraft weapons sub- system, grenade launchers, weapons simulators, and a host of associated components. These include: Gun Mount M17
Mortality
today a friend was let go today a son was let go unwillingly today a brother was let go today a groom was let go somberly his name was Brian Zorra alot of people here dont know him, but some might. today was painful had to lay him to rest i had to watch my friend his sister go trough this from a distance i watch is wife to be..... comatose in a chair dead in side i had to hear is mother cry lement for her baby boy as she was held by her husban and her son's band mates he was due to be married very soon, just had the engament party month before last. i miss his last show at the Cat never got to see him play, i feel that i missed my only chance because i did i should of went when she asked me but i was more concerned about hitting up the bar he was here one second then gone i cant claim this pain it doesn't belong to me i can only hope to share this with my friend and be there when she comes back to work. so many people came to show their love
Show Some Love Yall!!
I am hosting my first auction...yes I am in it. Go show these peeps some love and spend some fubux! Click the pic and it will take ya straight there!
Good Night My Friends
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Leaving For Florida
well to all my friends on here i just wanted to say bye. im leaving for Florida tomorrow for a month of much needed vacation if you see me on here you will be lucky. i will however be takeing alot of pic's, but yeah if i dont hear from you ill ttyl. take care everyone. Brian
I Know
I KNOW I'M NOT AS PRETTY AS HALF OF THE LADIES HERE BUT THERE IS NO REASON TO IGNORE ME ... YES MY REAL FRIENDS ARE PRETTY BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY SO AM I ... I REALLY HATE THAT I'M OPENING MYSELF UP AND YOU DON'T TO ME ...
Mötley Crüe Live On The Jimmy Kimmel Show April 15
The Jimmy Kimmel Show will be taping the Crüe for two songs tonight, April 15 that will air later that night on ABC.
Mötley Crüe Live On The Jimmy Kimmel Show April 15
The Jimmy Kimmel Show will be taping the Crüe for two songs tonight, April 15 that will air later that night on ABC. Crüe Fest Mötley Crüe, Buckcherry, Papa Roach, SIXX: A.M., and Trapt
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You Gotta Check Out Agem4life, My Fu-owner!
I would like to introduce you to my Fu-Owner and very dear friend, aGEM4life. Please use the link below to go to her page. Read about her on her profile page and then please fan/rate/add her. /> I would like to tell you a little bit about her. She is one of the most amazing people I have ever been blessed to meet. She is a loyal, devoted and caring friend. She makes time for you no matter what is going on in her own life and she truly cares about others. She can make you laugh when your world seems too dark and her compassion is endless. I could not ask for a more fun, caring friend. I really do feel blessed that she came into my life. I love you Donna. Always remember that I am here for you as well and I will always have your back. I did meet her here on fubar, but have spent many hours chatting on yahoo and on the phone with her. The depth of her personality knows no bounds. She is beautiful (both outside and in), talented, funny and so much more. If you take th
Hot Photos
A new photoset of me on Suicidegirls. Want to see more? Already a member of SG go and check them out in my new blog. Click the banner below to take you directly to the site. Not a member, follow the banner to the site and get a membership, then check them out. :) a>
Leveling
thanks to all the levelers anytime any of you need something feel free to call on me
Herbal Elements For Men
The Choo Choo Dream Team Train
THEDREAM TEAM TRAIN LOOKING FOR PLAYERS TO RIDE OUT! PLEASE RATE/ FAN AND ALL PLAYERS OF THE TRAIN TO JOIN! SEND A E-MAIL TO THE DREAM TEAM HOME PAGE ~THE DREAM TEAM~@ fubar ~AKAMRS.T THE FREE STYLE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~@ fubar BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs ClUb i DoNt ChAsE ThEmE IrEpLaCe ThEmE So GeT In WhErE Y@ fubar PeEkAbOo^*^Member Of The Dream Team Bombers^*^@ fubar Mysta Rhyme~~Owner of The House of Rhyme Family Master of the Den~~@ fubar Thickndaazz4ya 的 (NBSD Family Promoter) & Member of Dylon's Divas Mafia Fubar Queen 2007-
Name
What Sandy Means You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You are a free spirit,
The Past And The Future...
HEY!! JUST HAVENT HAD TIME TO WRITE ANYTHING BUT I GOTSA! OK FIRST OF ALL LIKE NORMAL I APOLOGIZE AHEAD IF I OFFEND ANYONE BUT I DONT KNOW WHY I WOULD UNLESS ITS YOU IM TALKING ABOUT:p LETS TALK ABOUT THE PAST.......WHO CARES? THE FUTURE DOESNT MATTER IT AINT HERE YET! IF THE PAST MATTERED ALOT OF YOU WOULDNT BE READING THIS I WOULD HAVE YOU BLOCKED OR YOU ME SO GET OVER THE PAST ITS DEAD GONE NEVER BE BACK!THOW IT BEHIND YOU AND NEVER LOOK BACK! THE FUTURE IS BOGUS THERE IS NO FUTURE!THERES ALWAYS TOMMOROW DONT HAPPEN HAVE YOU NOTICED? WORRY ABOUT TODAY! RIGHT NOW NOT 5 MINUTES AGO OR 5 MINUTES FROM NOW. I COULD DIE RIGHT AT THIS MOMMENT AS IM TYPING THIS BUT THEN YU ALL WOULDNT BE READING IT! SEE???ALL THAT HAPPENED DONT MATTER TO ME ALL THE DRAMA DONT MATTER! SO GET OVER IT!!!!! THATS ALL THANKS FOR READING MY RAMBLNGS! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT:) THE WATCHER
Houston Summer Sinfest!!
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Watch Out.....
THIS GUY IS STALKING ME GUYS, SO WATCH OUT, HES TELLLING ME HES GOING TO KILLLL ME AND SHIT, WATCH OUT GIRLS, HES A FUCKING SICO, HERES HIS PIC, AND NAME ON HERE,Bush~Pilot@ fubarBUSH`~PILOT....
Lonely
Have you ever been so lonely that you would beg someone to hold you? I want someone to bring me daisies just because they thought of me.I want someone to open car doors for me. I want someone to come home to me and kiss and hug me and say that they are so glad to be home.I want walks on the beach or in a forest so no one hears your thoughts. I want to be touched in the car or hold hands with me like your proud to be with me. Maybe I want alot of things or maybe I am a romantic at heart. I sit on the deck and watch the airplanes take off and wonder where they headed and sometimes wish I was on that plane. I want someone to be my everything and their everything, hopeful wishing I guess. I have made alot of sacrifices lately and maybe I am second guessing myself. I am feeling sorry for myself,with no one to talk to but walls. I want to be married to my best friend, someone that completes me.Is there really someone out there that is really your soul mate?
Angelndisceyes Needs 30,000 Comments
angelndisceyes needs 30,000 comments.Come show her some fu-loving to her contest please.Here's the pic link.
Welcome To Iraq
My stomach lurches forward, I look to my right where a guy is holding a cross and sweat is dripping off his forehead, I look to my right and see a guy with his hands folded, eyes closed. The plane started its quick decent to the ground, falling out of they sky more than flying. Its a combat-landing...normal for flying into the hottest spot in the world. As the plane hits hard, everyone in the plane jumped, and I could tell that everyone new to the country was scared out of their minds. As the plane seemingly skids across the runway, for what seems like an hour, we hear the engines roar, slowing the plane down as much as possible. Then everything stops. The engines whine down, and now the plane's rear hatch is opening up, within seconds all of the bags are off the plane and we walk off into black nothingness... Mosul, Iraq, claimed to be the hottest spot in the world. My home for the next year. Its so dark out that we can't make out much except the runway lights and a few light
Cam Rules
CAM RULES *** IF ANYONE IS BEING TATTED ON CAM *** YOU WILL NOT MAKE FUN OF SAID PERSON BEING TATTED THIS WILL AND CAN CAUSE FOR YOU BEING BANNED FROM LOUNGE NO NUDITY NO SHOWING ASS, TITS, PUSSY, DICK, BALLS, THUS KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON ! AS WELL NO DRUGS, NARCOTICS, PARAFENILA OF THAT SORT ON CAM AT ALL. * If UR STAFF AT ANOTHER LOUNGE AT THIS TIME WE ARE NOT ALLOWING OTHER LOUNGES ON OUR CAMS * ** U CAN REQUEST FOR AN EXCEPTION WITH MANAGEMENT IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH THIS ** ** IF LOUNGE HAS BEEN SET TO PRIVATE BY THE OWNER (REVEREND ETERNAL) THE SHOWING OF NUDITY AND DRUGS ARE ALLOWED, BUT ONLY DURING THAT TIME. ** IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHOW ANY TYPE OF NUDITY - PLEASE FORE WARN THE LOUNGE PRIOR TO. ** FLASHING IS OK. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE FOREWARNED LOUNGE AND STAFF SAYS ITS OK IF YOUR ON CAM, YOU ARE IN THE LOUNGE CHATTING IF WANTING TO GET ON CAM, PLEASE ASK OUT IN LOUNGE IF ANYONE IS ON CAM ALREADY. IF NO ONE IS ON, ASK IF ANYONE DOESNT MI
I Want A Boy
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Well Officer....
Officer, this is how the fight started... I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault. So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed... and life... Sometimes, life seems like...um, suddenly funny? Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me he looks up in my face and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?' .........and that's when the fight started.
Vip Contest
PLEASE COME HELP ME IN MY FIRST CONTEST. A FRIEND SIGNED ME UP AND HALF WAY THERE. I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR. THANKS IN ADVANCE CHELE
For Those Of You That Made The Cut
I have gone through my friends list and made some major decisions as of late. The only people that are now on my friends list, besides the ones that i've added within the last week, are all people that I talk to or who take 5 minutes from their day to send a comment or message. As my profile states, I have a man who I love deeply and i'm just looking for a few good friends. Ones who are like I am and if you are having a bad day will talk to you and take the time to listen. In saying that I would like to take the time to thank all of you that are left on my friends and family list. For you to be on this list now means that you mean a great deal to me. There are a few people that hold a very special place in my heart and I don't think that I have to list names because if you are one of these people then you will already know as I am not one to hide my feelings for someone if they mean a lot to me. The way I look at it is this...people may come and go out of your life but it is y
Alone
spinning out of control thoughts crashing down emotions gone crazy smile turned frown lifes not my own love turns to hate confusion runs wild this is my fate alone in this world destiny of my choosing share pain with no one too tired of losing one step at a time how far will i go my future looks empty one feeling i know can't take no more been through it before it doesn't get better just hurts to my core loves just not worth it this pain in my heart when you walk away it tears me apart 4/3/08
That Conspiracy Mumm
You know what I hate? It's when someone calls me out on something with the bottom of the barrell information he could scrape together off some website. I hate hate when people can't think of what to say, so they feel vindicated by using vulgar language. E.g. fuckin retarded, pissin up a rope. I'm done arguing, because as pointless as the opponent's arguement was, I didn't point it out to him. I ask a question "look at this website" I bring up a point "look at this website." A single source cannot be enough to inform. Read the 9/11 report. Actually read it, word for word. I have. It's sitting right next to me, with a foreword by the Chair and Vice Chair of the 9/11 commission. Read up on your history. Too many things you've already missed to talk to me. From here on out, and you should read this if you want to insult me, I won't respond. You'll die eventually, I think that's enough for me.
13 Signs Of Love
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I Kill You!
Love
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Her 1st Ever Auction
=== '*AngelDawn *Shadow Queen*Onwed By Barrylicious*Owner of Kiwichi*' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-15 15:39:17'.. > > > > BID ON THIS GLITTERING DIAMOND > CLICK ON TAG > > WHAT SHE IS OFFERING > 1. owner page for a month > 2. Add to top friends and family for a month > 3. All sfw pics rated and stash rated in HH > 4. Gifts and comments though the month > 5. Added to msn or yahoo > > > > > F/A/R THE HOSTESS WHILE U ARE THERE!! > > *AngelDawn *Shadow Queen*Onwed By Barrylicious*Owner of Kiwichi*@ fubar > > PLEASE REPOST > > > http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2005965613 >
Argh.
That stupid java photo uploader is really pissing me off. Why the hell did I click yes on it? :((
Help Me Win A Blast!!!
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Sports
Well tomorrow is my boys first game.. I am so excited. I just hope he gets to play more this year then last year. Only problem is..which has been a fear of mine each year..is how to make it to all these. My youngest has practice from 7 to 8 in one field.. and oldest game is in town next to us. It starts at 530. Hopefully won't be to many times I have to do this. Ughh.
Amen
Buried at PhotoCasket
For My Baby
I Love you I love you more than words can say I love you with each passing day I love you with each breath I take I love you since that first date I feel your touch across the miles I hear your voice and it makes me smile I Feel your warm sweet embrace I see you blush as I caress your face You're the air that gives me life You're my shining star on a long dark night You're my life, my love, my soul The one I want forever to hold You're the sand between my toes You're with me wherever I go You're my hopes, My dreams come true And so my sweet I Love You
Just Checking In Again...
Not much to tell as of late. One of my kids had to go to the dentist today (thank goodness this place puts kids under). Despite that he seems in good spirits and was begging for food by the time we got home. Understandably since he hadn't had anything to eat since 6am and it was after 3pm when we got home...poor guy. It would appear that despite all of the things I have lined up in the next month or so I am lacking a serious amount of enthusiasm. I feel annoyed lately with people in general (nothing personal). Maybe I could just use more sleep? The little one has been on a sleepless binge again so I suppose I am lacking a little rest. I have been trying to get back on a vitamin regiment these last couple of weeks after not being very good about them for over 2 months. I really need to get out more even if it is just to walk around and get some fresh air and sunshine. I just really need to get more physically active and I've come to realize that being in the house totally drains
What Is Acceptable?
All of us on Fubar are very much aware of the whole NSFW issue...believe me, I appreciate the fact that Fubar is trying to spare the eyes of those who don't want to view questionable material, whether at work or not. I like the fact that when I see the NSFW notation, I can make the decision to view the item or not. I just think there's a little bit of a double standard when it comes to the issue of what is and is not acceptable. You can designate your pictures, blogs, and mumms as NSFW...great. Here's the problem. Even if you post a mumm that clearly does not contain any inappropriate content...say about something as harmless as what flavor of ice cream you should eat today...you do not have any control over what some of the people who respond to the mumm are going to say. Lately I have noticed that there are a huge number of people on fubar who seem to take pleasure in being extremely verbally abusive and hatefull or at the very least are unable to make any comment without swear
Roxette-joyride
Joyride Lyrics
Some Song Lyrics Really Do Manage To Say It All... (wink)
And the shadow of the day, Will embrace the world in grey, And the sun will set for you. Linkin Park lyrics
Seether-broken
Broken Lyrics
Borrowed Poetry...found On 360
This was too beautiful not to "borrow"...tee hee Love, Here I am. I am, here. I've turned out my pockets, love. I have nothing to give. Therefore, nothing to lose. I love you. I have always, you know. Before your name passed your mother's lips for the first time, it rang in my ears..... Love, I've turned out my pockets into fist fulls of dust. I am nothing, offering you all that I am. Willing to give what I have discovered of myself so far, and whatever is brought forth for eternity.
No More Wind, No More Rain.....
You never knew I felt the way I do.And now unfortunatly, you probably never will.Must admit that it breaks my heart.Must admit that it hurts much deeper than I am willing to admit.But maybe we were just to different to begin with.But now I am moving on.I remembered you for a couple days.I loved you still for a few days more.But now I am taking my first few steps out of the rubble out of the storm.And when I look back I see you still laying there in the bed you made.You are still asleep and unaware that the entire world around you has fallen down.But now as I turn around and walk away, I realize that I am walking away.My wounds haven't killed me and I have woken up and risen from that rubble that you still lay in.And I will find happiness.I will laugh again.I will feel again.But you will wake up to find that your world is still the same way it has always been.The beams have trapped you.And unless you find your strength, you will never escape.But in the event that you do, you will find I
Who Would Like To ?
Anyone would like to buy me a VIP or make me a Morph pic ???
The Aftermath Of My Car Accident
well, to say say the least it hasnt been easy since last thurs. nite when my wreck happened. The head-injury REALLY srewed me up and is still screwing with me ROYALLY. ive got constant headaches/migraines like trple as many as i had before. I've had to go this a few times b-4 - cuz ive had so many head injuries & concussions. right nite im trying to deal with having really severe post-concussion syndrom. ive had it a few times b-4 also, but it has never been this bad b-4. the fact that i was knocked unconcious says a lot, as ive never been knocked out ever b-4 in my entire life b-4 the wreck last thursday which happened on april 10th, 2008 just for my own record. i didnt even know how bad my concussion was until after id been in the trauma room at the hospital which to i was transported by an ambulance on a backboard n stuff. having busted ribs and a cracked sternum has really made things a little mor ediffacult than usual too. i couldnt breath hardly for atleast 2 or 3 days after i go
Don't Want To Be Anyone's Slave!
I feel sorry for all you guys that think a woman should be a man's slave. Mostly this kind of thinking comes from a man that is trying to put women down, they always say they are not, but the sick truth is they do. If a man has this type of problem they need to steer clear of me. I was raised never to bow down to a man. A woman is just as smart as a man. A woman has many unseen strengths that are a asset. A woman uses her brain over braun. A woman is not to be used and thrown away, but to be cherished and worshipped. If you are not into cherishing and worshipping the essences of a woman, you need to walk in the other direction, because I don't need you around.
Sobriety
I sit back just to realize everything is better now. Yeah i dont really have much, but i do have a very select group of friends. They keep me on the right track. I've quit smoking an have been completely sober for a while now. With this new sobriety, ive opened my eyes to more than just drugs an alcohol. I am able to see what life really is. The world around me so sublime an comforting. Yet i know that you still need to be aware that in beauty there is pain. I see people wiwth there families it makes me happy but sad. My mother an father arent around an i sometimes wander what its like. I see little kids running around laughing an playing, no care in the world but yet i feel a slight emptiness. Reason being i never had a child hood i grew up way too fast. But all in all i know that no matter what, i am happy to be alive. The beauty of the world around me makes me realize in bad there is good,and good there is bad. All depends on how you look at it. to you the world
Matzah!
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Never Understood
I have never understood. I can not ponder why. I can only contemplate. However even then im at a loss. WHat am i talking about?! Well it is when people you speak with in person, or on the net. People you meet, and talk to and get to know. The people who you are interested in as a friend or more. I have never understood why they would do this. They tell you they want to be friends, so you so ok ect. Weather it be someone you were or were getting interested in deeper then friendship. But they tend to say lets just be friends, and then you try to be a friend. Send them texts, email them, call them to say hi, and see how they are. And they do not respond back. They for weeks fail to contact you to do the same thing. And some even do not return your phone call when you leave a message. I can never understand how a friendship is suppose to be one sided. What gets me even more is those who tell you your so nice, and a great person. Then they ignore you and block your messages, or phone
Please Help Comment Bomb Now!!
Do you know this goofy fu yet? YOU SHOULD! She is in a contest for a Happy Hour and needs all the comments you can spare! If you go to this pic, rate it, and leave 250 comments I will make you a custom animation! Just count your comments up or down and private message me when you are done. tappinit ~~ Proud Owner of PebblesinAZ && babygirl_01 ~~ Humbly Owned by Blairmare@ fubar (repost of original by '~PebblesinAZ~I love my Owner and BF Tappinit~Co Founder of the FREAK SHOW with FREAK~' on '2008-04-15 09:09:23') (repost of original by 'tappinit ~~ Proud Owner of PebblesinAZ && babygirl_01 ~~ Humbly Owned by Blairmare' on '2008-04-15 07:11:01')
Lovin Angels
I sit and wait.. Does an Angel contemplate my fate? And do they know.. The places where we go When we're grey and old? 'Cos I've been told.. That salvation lets their wings unfold So when I'm lying in my bed With thoughts running through my head And I feel that Love is dead I'm Loving Angels instead And through it all, she offers me protection Alot of Love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call, she won't forsake me I'm Loving Angels instead When I'm feeling weak.. And my pain walks down a one way street I look above.. And I know I'll always be blessed with Love And as the feeling grows She breathes flesh to my bones And when Love is dead I'm Loving Angels instead And through it all.. She offers me protection Alot of Love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me
How Well Do You Know Me?
1. Whats my middle name? 2. How old is my son? 3. What kind of car do I drive? 4. What style of underwear do I wear? 5. Do I have any tattoos or piercings? 6. Whats my football team? (hint: its an east coast team) 7. What school do I go to? 8. Whats my biggest turn on? 9. Whats my favorite TV show? 10. Who's your daddy? :) Send me a private message with your answers so no one can cheat. Good luck :):):)
Amazed
Everytime our eyes meet.. This feeling inside me is almost more than I can take Baby, when you touch me, I can feel how much you love me And it just blows me away I've never been this close to anyone or anything I can hear your thoughts.. I can see your Dreams I don't know how you do what you do.. I'm so in love with you.. It just keeps getting better I wanna spend the rest of my life with you by my side Forever and ever! Every little thing that you do.. Baby, I'm amazed by you The smell of your skin.. the taste of your kiss.. The way you whisper in the dark Your hair all around me.. baby you surround me.. You touch every place in my Heart Oh, it feels like the first time.. every time I wanna spend the whole night in your eyes I don't know how you do what you do.. I'm so in love with you.. It just keeps getting better I wanna spend the rest of my life with you by my side Forever and ever! Every little thing that you do Baby, I'm amazed by you
.:x:. The Lone Wolf By ~onyx-lolita On Deviantart.com
Chapter 1 At the peak of a snowy mountain a Dark Fox lay there unconscious.After a few hours the foxes eye's quickly darted open,She stood up covered in snow,she glanced behind her and saw the cliff edge.She stumbled back and fell back in the snow. There was a house 15 metres away from her,she walked over to it and rang the door bell.A sweet cutefaced arctic fox opened the door,Suddenly the fox had a quick flash-back and she seemed to remember this fox."Rina!" she suddenly shouted,The fox remembered the voice and the look,"Onyx!",she smiled and welcomed her in and rapped some blankets around her. After remembering a few things about her past she was happy enough with Rina.She smiled at Rina and looked around."I dont mean to sound rude but are we in the middle of no where?",Onyx said biting her lip."Well not really we are in the arctic of Sonic world.",she smiled. They went outside until from behind they heard a rumbling sound and snow started to
Will You Be My Valentine?
Will you be my Valentine? I know that I am yours. You are like a tossing sea And I am like your shores. You are like an endless wave And I your waiting sand. And I will wait forever as You come and smooth my hand. I will wait forever, yet You are a part of me. I hold you in my arms, while you Come to me endlessly. Will you be my Valentine? I know that I am yours. I love you with a love that yearns To be your golden shores.
Beautiful Stranger
Havent we met?.. Your some kind of Beautiful Stranger? You could be good for me? I have the taste for danger If I'm smart then I'll run away But I'm not so I guess I'll stay Heaven forbid.. I'll take my chance on a Beautiful Stranger I looked into your eyes.. And my World came tumbling down You're the Devil in disguise That's why I'm singing this song To know you..is to Love you You're everywhere I go And everybody knows To Love you.. is to be part of you I pay for you with tears.. And swallow all my pride Beautiful Stranger.. If I'm smart then I'll run away But I'm not so I guess I'll stay Havent you heard? I fell in Love with a Beautiful Stranger I looked into your face.. My Heart was dancing all over the place I'd like to change my point of view If I could just forget about you.. but no.. To know you.. is to Love you You're everywhere I go And everybody knows.. I looked into your eyes.. And my World came tumbling down You're the Devil
A Wolf's Lullaby By ~pandora101
A Wolf's Lullaby by ~Pandora101 on deviantART
Mom Uses Kids For Porn
An unthinkable act -- a mother is accused of crimes against her own children. A man and woman accused of using the woman's kids for making child pornography will remain in jail for now. Carrie Wheaton and Roger Smith are currently being held without bond at the Dane County Jail ... The evidence was in Wisconsin, the alleged crime was committed in Illinois, and authorities were first alerted in Missouri. That's why the case is being prosecuted in Federal Court. Carrie Wheaton and Roger Smith are accused of using Wheaton's twin 6 year old girls to make child pornography. According to an affidavit filed in Federal Court ... It started when a detective in Missouri posed as a 13 year-old girl in an online chat room. A man later identified as Roger Smith sent the detective a link to his webcam, showing him masturbating. An agent with the Wisconsin Department of Criminal Investigation, or DCI, obtained a search warrant for Smith's home in the Town of Hollandale - in
Live From Silver City......
A lot has happened in the last few weeks. Got an amazing job offer, one I could not refuse. Had to move 1500 miles west to New Mexico, got in on 4/15. Will be out here alone for a bit. Baching it for a while..family can't follow right now and hopefully they will be here in July. They say a change of scenery is good for the mind and soul...I am hoping that all of this is a sign that things are starting to get better...
Only Time
Who can say Where the road goes Where the day flows - only time! And who can say If your love grows As your heart chose - only time! Who can say Why your heart sighs As your love flies - only time! And who can say Why your heart cries When your love lies - only time! Who can say When the roads meet That love might be In your heart And who can say When the day sleeps If the night keeps All your heart Night keeps all your heart Who can say If your love grows As your heart chose - only time! And who can say Where the road goes Where the day flows - only time! Who knows - only time!
Tomorrow Never Comes
Sometimes late at night I lie awake and watch her sleeping She's lost in peaceful dreams So I turn out the lights Lay there in the dark And the thought crosses my mind If I never wake in the morning Would she ever doubt the way I feel About her in my heart If tomorrow never comes Will she know how much I love her Did I try in every way to show her everyday She's my only one And if my time on earth were through She must face the world without me Is the love I gave her in the past Going to be enough to last If tomorrow never comes 'Cos I've lost a love once in my life Who never knew how much I loved them Now I live with the regret That my true feelings for them never were revealed So I made a promise to myself To say each day how much she means to me And avoid that circumstance Well there's no second chance to tell her how I feel If tomorrow never comes Will she know how much I love her Did I try in every way to show her everyday She's my only one And
Two Babies Dead: Deaths Under Investigation
BARABOO, Wis. (AP) -- An investigators says the deaths of 5-week-old twins being cared for by their father are being investigated as potential homicides based on the autopsies. Baraboo Police Department Lt. Rob Sinden says the autopsies of Savannah and Tyler Yates are not complete but the preliminary findings suggest they may have been murdered. He declined to elaborate. Officers who went to the home Sunday found the babies dead and their father, 45-year-old David R. Yates, in bed. Sinden says Yates remains hospitalized Tuesday and in police custody on probation violations. He would not say why Yates was taken to the hospital. Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. ------------------------------------------------------------------ NBC15 has learned, the death of the infant twins in Baraboo is still being treated as a "suspicious death," but based on PRELIMINARY AUTOPSY results, the case is being treated as a possible homicide investigation. Howev
Fear Of The Wolf By ~degrading On Deviantart.com
Fear of the Wolf By Jessica Rud “Sweets for your grandmother again?” Red froze as the now familiar voice floated through the seemingly peaceful forest and found it’s way to her ears. She ignored it and continued walking, although she couldn’t stop herself from quickening her pace somewhat. “You know it’s hopeless, don’t you?” the voice, sickening and smooth, continued to mock her from the shadows of the trees. “Sweets can’t save her. Nothing can save her.” “Shut up.” Commanded Red through gritted teeth, “Go away.” “This is my domain, Red.” Hissed the voice, “I’ll stay as long as I wish.” Red growled under her breath and continued walking. “Ignoring me, Red? Tad immature, don’t you think? Stop a moment. Talk to me.” Against her will, Red stopped, her feet suddenly rooted to the ground in involuntary fear as a dark shape emerged from the wood in front of her. Yellow eyes gleamed, and the sharp white teeth were twisted into a very un-wolflike grin. Red wanted to berate hersel
Red And Wolf Cast By ~brooks10111989 On Deviantart.com
Little Red Riding Hood Big Bad Wolf Three Little Pigs Rapunzel Snow White Cinderella Mamma Hood Papa Hood Granny Hood Three Bears Goldilocks Hansel Gretal Puss in Boots Alice Mad Hatter Gingerbread Man and more.
Red And Wolf - Part 2 By ~brooks10111989 On Deviantart.com
During the resurrection, a living gingerbread man had wandered into the area. He was escaping the clutches of his creators. "You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man." the cookie sung to himself happily. All of a sudden, a foot stomped down on him. The gingerbread man let out a shout of surprise. Looking up, he found himself staring into the eyes of Little Red. "Hey, who, what, where." Gingy exclaimed. "Look what I found master." Red replied. "A gingerbread man." The Wolf walked over and looked down at the helpless gingerbread man. He licked his lips, drool dripping from his teeth onto the gingerbread man's face. "I always liked gingerbread." The wolf chuckled. As Red lifted her fist, the wolf picked up the struggling gingerbread man. "Wait a second." Gingy complained. "Don't you know who the hell I am? I'm the Gingerbread Man.!!!!" The wolf laughed, a horrible sound. "Do I look like I care little cookie?" the wolf asked. "At least you will not be eaten
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We cast away priceless time in dreams, born of imagination, fed upon illusion, and put to death by reality.
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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
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It seemed like years before I picked a bouquet of kisses off your mouth and put them in a dawn-colored vase in my heart. But, the wait was worth it because I am in love.
Red And Wolf Part 1 By ~brooks10111989 On Deviantart.com
The sun was just starting to set as Little Red Riding Hood traveled to the burial ground of the Big Bad Wolf. In her hands was the spell book of the wicked witch of the west. Her eyes, normally so full of joy and life, were dull and chilling. The wind blew leaves from the trees surrounding her. "We're hear my dear." a voice whispered in Red's mind. Sure enough, a tombstone had been set up. The name "The Wolf" had been carved in the middle of it. Red opened the book to the spell. She then put a hand out towards the tombstone. Red's eyes began to glow as she began to chant the spell out. The tombstone suddenly cracked as the ground began to shake. Flocks of birds fled the area. All of a sudden, everything became still. Red waited. That was when a skeletal clawed hand lifted up out of the ground, followed by a loud hellish shriek. From out of the ground rose the flaming skeletal remains of a large bipedal wolf. All around, the shadows began to swarm around the beast. Red, h
Fren Request
HI to all my new fren who sent me requset due to my busy schedule and to the numbers of fren request i dont have much time to go thru one at a time to rate and fan ur profile so i go to the easy one just accept all, so if u think haven rate u and fan u, just send me a shout and i will stop by to return the love.... thank u and have a nice day to all
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I don't want to live-I want to love first and live incidentally.
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We come to love, not by finding the perfect person but by loving an imperfect person, perfectly.
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What do we live for, if not to make life less difficult for each other?
Cause Of Fire That Killed Firefighter
Careless Smoking Caused Fire Reported by: Sky Yaple Tuesday, Apr 15, 2008 @06:14pm EST Careless smoking is the cause of the Port Erie Plastics fire on April 8th. Twenty four year old Michael D. Crotty was killed at that blaze when a piece of equipment fell from the top of a ladder and struck him. Crotty was recently hired by the city of Erie Fire Department, and served as chief of the Lawrence Park volunteers. State Police Fire Marshal Pete Shafer said careless smoking near a pile of pallets near the building set off the blaze.
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People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did but they will never forget how you made them feel. (This is especially for my closest fawkers, MOP, ReapeR, Nodzilla, Punisher2 and yes, you, Soupcon.)
My Car Accident Last Thurs. Nite (the10th)
i was out doing survey damage for skywarn storm-spotters (im a chaser) last thurs. night and ended up gettiong a REALLY bad wreck. i was transported to the hospital in the ambulance on a backboard, c-collar...the whole 9 yards. they even transported me code 3 (lights and sirens), which i guess they thought it was a real emergancy which at the time i was scared shitless. all in all, i ended up with a head injury (concussion), broken ribs on both the left 7 right side, a possible cracked sternum, and a really badly banged up left knee (of coarse it had to be my good knee). they had like 7 or 8 ambulances come in around my time so it seemed what took forever to get the doc in. and then he wouldnt give me anything for the pain cuz of the head injury. which has been causing me major headaches (more and worse than usual), blurry vision, vertigo, and nausea. and now i have what the doc called "post-concussion syndrom." ive been there done this a fe w times and it aint no fun...thats for sure.
::the Wolf:: By ~radioactiveredhead
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Wolf By Kitsune18
Wolf by ~Kitsune18 on deviantART
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Make your life an act of love.
The Wolf By Ravencloud
The Wolf by ~RavenCloud on deviantART
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The greatest single cause of a poor self-image is the absence of unconditional love.
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I could never love what I could not respect.
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Don't marry a person you can live with, marry someone you can't live without!
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Hope and faith can only last so long, until reality makes your heart move on.
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A real friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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Love is when someone hands you a piece of your soul that you never knew you were missing.
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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them.
The Nude Runner
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car. It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. " Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air.
The Wedding Prank
The wedding date was set and the groom's three buddies : A carpenter, an >> electrician, and a dentist were busy deciding what pranks they could play > on >> the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the >> slats >> of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. >> >> The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of >> course. >> >> The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it >> would be memorable. >> >> The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's >> buddies received the following note in the mail : >> >> DEAR FRIENDS, >> >> WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A >> MINOR SETBACK. BUT BE FOREWARNED: I INTEND TO HUNT DOWN AND KILL THE > S.O.B. >> WHO PUT >> NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY
Sunday Morning Sex
Sunday Morning Sex > > > > I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.. > > Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, > Katie > > went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old > > grandmother and comfort her. > > When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother > replied, > > He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. " > > > > Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 > years > > old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. > > > > Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our > > advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the > church > > bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and > slow > > and even. > > Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong. " > > > > She paused to wipe away
Please U Guys Do This
hey guys there is a site where u can define thease words and for each correct word u donate rice to those who cant eat for the children that die of hunger its free please do this the site is.. www.freerice.com amber
Here It Is The Ten Lovely Ladies Plus One
THIS IS IT GUYS.. THE WINNING TEN PLUS ONE... THE EXTRA LADY AND I HAD A MILD MISUNDERSTANDING.. SHE HAD NO IDEA THAT SHE WAS NOMINATED FOR THIS CONTEST AND HAD REQUESTED THAT I PULL HER OUT.. SO AS I CLICK THE DELETE KEY SHE SHOUTS BACK YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND KEEP ME IN.. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OMG DELETE... I FELT BAD SHE FELT BAD AND NEITHER ONE OF US COULD RECALL WHAT NUMBER OF RATES SHE HAD... SO I ADDED HER IN AS AN EXTRA.. I GUESS IF SHE WINS FIRST PLACE I'LL HAVE TO END UP PAYING OUT 6 MILLION FUBUCKS INSTEAD OF THREE... I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO FEEL THIS IS UNFAIR IN ANYWAY. SO IF SHE WINS HER AND WHO EVER GET 2ND PLACE WILL EACH GET THREE MILLION FUBUCKS.. ( I WILL NEED A LOAN JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW ) IF SHE DOES NOT TAKE FIRST PLACE THEN THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE WINNER LIKE HOW IT WAS STATED AT THE START IN WHICH I WILL ONLY BE OBLIGATED TO PAY OUT A TOTAL OF 3 MILLION FUBUCKS TO THE FIRST PLACE WINNER. I HOPE EVERYONE FEELS THIS IS FAIR AND UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS TAKING PLACE.
Why Is This?
Okay, I understand I made the choice of not being with the father of my kids! Shit #1 I left when he wasn't home & left a dear John letter. I am fine with that we are not together! I love him for giving me my son, but I am not in love with him #2 I threw his sorry ass down the stairs after he tried to kick me in my belly when I was 3 weeks pregnant! I dare him to darken my doorstep! I will throw him down a bigger set of stairs. #3 he is around, but I don't want to spend the rest of my life with him & his drama! What kills me is that my kids aren't babies anymore & they ask questions! They want to see their father in the bright white light, but they don't realize that it's me! I am the 1 who fixes the boo boo's, the 1 who is up when they are sick, I am the 1 who is here 24/7/365. But, I am just the mean mom who grounds them for being bad, or yells at them for fighting, or whatever I do I am the "BAD GUY"! DADDY #1: Things are starting to change, my son is 10 & sees thing for him
Grandmother
A smile? A gentle one at that There are days where I wonder if I could ever smile again So much loss So much gained So this smile . . . A true one since a year My grandmother's passing A loss A gain A beautiful memory of what family is So I stand in this garden of flowers Smiling as I can hear my grandmother tell me each name of the flowers She is at peace Working in her garden A smile gently caresses her face A year it may be since her passing Yet I smile at every flower For I hear her telling me of each beautiful flower I lay this rose on the bench, Grandma So loved cause of you Thank you for the smile Thank you for being my flowers Every flower holds your beauty, intelligence, and those smiles I miss My rose says it all I love and miss you I picture you smiling as you pick up the rose Placing in the vase bearing out family name Every flower from those of us who treasure what you taught us, most of all,how much we loved you
O Hell Yeah --round Two~~bombing Help Needed
Search Video Codes WOOT WE MADE IT THROUGH ROUND 1 NOW ITS TIME TO BOMB THIS LADY TO THE FINISH LINE!! This sexy woman is a classy Lady and has difficulty asking for help... I have no such problem asking on her behalf! Kat is a proud Mom of 4 kids and feels that she lost the ability to be "sexy" in her 20's before she had kids! I say she's wrong and to prove it, I nominated her to be in a photo contest with 19 other beauties for Fubar bragging rights and 3 Million Fubucks! Please click on the link, hit this beauty with a 10 or 11 and bomb her to number 1. Show her I'm right... she just SMOKIN' HOT! This message brought to you by: LionRawr{Prowler of the Savana - Defender of the pride} {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar and pimped by:
Fbi Job Posting
Recently the FBI hired some applicants to complete their training program. For the final test, the FBI agent took the first male applicant to a large, metal door and handed him a gun. The agent said, "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her." The man said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second male applicant was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the female applicant's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after anoth
Now That's A Tongue!
Fed Up
I am to the point of giving up YO! I take 1 step forward and I get STOMPED 10 back! I am only so FUQin strong! I am carryin allot my on my shoulders that ppl in their 60's and hell 80's have NEVER SEEN in their lifetime!! I want some1 to FUQin walk a day in my shoes! I am fed up with ppl pissin and moanin about shyt but dont do shyt to change! HELL come live my FUQin daily life & trade me and see if you have shyt to bitch about anymore! All the ppl that complain about not havin petty things in their lives fail to OPEN their eyes and see there are ppl that have it worse then they do, but since they are in the FUQin POOR ME BUBBLE they dont see the CHAOS and DRAMA in the world! Look I am here to help you if you need me but dont ASSUME that my friendship nor my communication is owed to you in any way! Another thing, the FUQin ppl who talk mass shyt about me BEHIND my back stay the FUQ out my face! I can only be polite for so long till I come at you as harsh as I can and NOT give a flying
The Journey Of An Indian
Well, life has taken me out of the state of Tx, and into Oklahoma. Im living in Edmond, outside of Oklahoma City, and im working a good job. I work for Turner Bros trucking which is a company that manufactures oil well rig and oil well pipes. I work 12 hours a day, 6am to 6 pm, 6 days a week, and make good money. I get dirty, oily, and dusty every day, and i love it! lol Life is good these days.
Out Goes The Lights
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would suddenly turn off. Each time the lights went out, the place would erupt into a loud cheer. However, when the patrons saw the nun walk in, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender and asked, "Can you point me to the nearest the restroom?" The bartender replied, "Okay, but I should warn you, there's a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartend
Riots
Ok what the hell is up with rioting, I mean sometimes, I can maybe, possibly, considerably understand why people would riot. But tearing up your own neighborhood when your team wins the big championship. WTF!!! The team that represents your city wins so you give them a great thing to return home to. You give them a tore up town that they love. What the hell is up with that, if you love your town why the hell would you tear it up, not to mention what the police go thru to keep us safe, and people have to go throwing shit at them. They protect your sorry asses so the next time, you people wanna riot, think about the mess YOU have to clean up the next day. And just maybe those police officers that protect your sorry ass will just not save you the next time you really need it.
I Believe
A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! Have a seat . . Relax . . . And read this slowly. ********************************** I believe .... That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other. I believe... That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe .... That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I Believe.... That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe ... That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe ..... That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe..... That you should always leave loved o
Why Women Are So Crabby
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire
This Had To Hurt
China Now Top Carbon Polluter
By Roger Harrabin BBC Environment analyst File photo of a chemical plant in Jilin province, China, December 2007 The new research suggests China's emissions were underestimated. China has already overtaken the US as the world's "biggest polluter", a report to be published next month says. The research suggests the country's greenhouse gas emissions have been underestimated, and probably passed those of the US in 2006-2007. The University of California team will report their work in the Journal of Environment Economics and Management. They warn that unchecked future growth will dwarf any emissions cuts made by rich nations under the Kyoto Protocol. The team admit there is some uncertainty over the date when China may have become the biggest emitter of CO2, as their analysis is based on 2004 data. Until now it has been generally believed that the US remains "Polluter Number One". Next month's University of California report warns that unless China radically chan
Show Some Love
LETS ROCK HIM OUT
Woman's Rulebook For Dating
Woman's Rulebook For Dating If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you right, then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend . Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always have
Sexy Or Not
how do you know if a person is sexy or not? what do you feel is sexy? a muscle man or a fat man? a bald man or someone with lots of hair? would you perfer your man shaven?
Are You Going To Heaven Or Hell Quiz
Im Scared
this is a friend request ... ACCEPT | DENY DADDY THE TOY M... (Online) 2008-04-15 16:04:28 Are you a girl who enjoys Orgasmic fantasies and roleplaying, in real time/cam/phone.Oral skills both giving and recieving, TOYS TOYS TOYS. Lots and lots of ORGASMS!!! Go rate and comment on Daddy's hot kinky pics that will make baby very wet! Give Daddy a phone# or webcam address and let the ORGASMS BEGIN!!!! Hold me ...Im scared
My Thoughts
HE SAYS IM THE BEST HE HAD LOVES ME LIKE NO OTHER TAKES ME TO EROTIC PLACES RUNS HIS FINGERS OVER MY CURVES LOVES MY FULL BODY MILKY SKIN LAYS BY MY SIDE PUTS HIS FACE IN MY NECK BREATHS IN MY SCENT CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CAN ONLY LOVE MAKE 2 PEOPLE FEEL THIS WAY? IM SURE OF IT HOLD HIM CLOSE HEAD ON MY BREASTS FEEL MY EVERY BREATH HEARS THE BEAT OF MY HEART IS IN SYNC WITH HIS THE PLEASURE OF TWO BECOMING ONE
Stand Up For A Cause. [ March For Babies ]
Its time to stand up for something important. We all stand up to support our friends whether it be in a stupid fight, music, or anything else they may call upon us for. Here is your chance to stand up and make a change. Millions of babies are born all over the world premature or with some serious health problems. Some of you may have been directly effected by this, or if you know me...know someone who has been effected by this. On May 10, 2006 I was told my baby had Potters Syndrome. He was born 8 weeks early and passed away during labor. I don't want your sympathy, I want your help. 2 years later, on May 10, 2008 I will be participating (again) in the March of Dimes March for Babies (previously known as Walk America). It is a cause that I strongly believe in. It is something that is very important to me. Now for your role. You can help by either: A: Sign up and register to join. I am walking in the Carrollton, Ga location. It is 3 miles long (thank God, last year was 6
A Successful Time
it has been a very successful time, my slavegirls are serving well and their training is going on. it is a pleasure to own them and they show me every day that they are an enrichment for me. i am also in contact with a potential 4th slavegirl to complete my family. we will see if she is able to serve as good as my other girls. also Slavegirl M is doing well as you all can see :) well shaved and well usable! and here you can take a closer look at the potential new slavegirl: she knows her place and she is also a well usable subject
Proud Owner Ii
today i will offer you what my slavegirl s wrote for me: I will never forget the day "Misterak25" known to me now as Sir...my Master, my Owner came into my life. He changed my life for the greater. I had always fantasized about being a slavegirl, being owned. However I had never been in touch or talked with a dom that had an effect on me to completely surrender myself to him. Until Sir sent me an email simply asking me if I make a good slavegirl. I was fascinated by him from the start. His authority is ever present when he is near. Sir is not only dom but he is charming, witty, and extremely intelligent and well educated. Being in his presence is a very moving experience, and one I wish to continue through pleasing him and pushing myself to my limits. I had always heard that a slavegirl can only truly submit to one Master, and I now understand why that is true. And to think that he accepted me to be his property is an honor. I knew very little about this lifestyle. and I'm sti
Proud Owner
it took a bit time to get done a new blog entry. i am very happy with my slavegirls, they serve me well and you can call me a proud owner! my Slavegirl M wrote me a few lines and you all should be able to read it: First off, I was actually only curious about the whole dom/sub idea, that is until I got an email from HIM. (The one I PROUDLY refer to as Sir now) Initial thoughts upon opening and reading of the email was he must be a serious pervert to randomly send emails of this nature. Then I re-read email and much to my own surprise was more curious now than before. So, I replied to email and have found it to have been a very wise choice. :) Sir Alex is a smart, caring and understanding hardworking man(dom)with a good sense of humor. He is very well educated, passionate yet powerful Dom that deserves respect, loyalty honesty, commitment, amusement and love. I serve Sir for a couple of reasons: 1. because I like/want to.... 2. because I'm told to..... I like/want to se
Hard Usage
hello :) TODAY I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT SLAVEGIRL BITCH HAS WRITTEN DOWN ABOUT ME: About Sir Alex.... he is a very strong and knowladgable man. He is careing and understanding . I found Sir Alex to be a wonderful and powerful Master. He deserves attention and dedication , loyalty and respect in every way that would be above and beyond ! To serve Him is an honor and a joy !! And to actually be able to be in His pressanece and to be allowed his time, is the highlight of anyones day. He brought a breath of fresh air in my world when it came to the "lifestlye". His insights are wonderful and his point of view is enough to make anyone think about entering the "lifestyle" He is a worldly kind of man and treats his slaves well and cares for their well being . Sir Alex is a mentor and a man that even others should look up to. I even believe that Sir Alex would be a wonderful teacher to other Dom's/Masters. Copyright by: and now to come back to the topic!!!! My S
Bike Riding
We just got back from a bike ride. It was nice and refreshing though very cold wind! I love riding my bike, but I hate living here because I don’t get to ride my bike as often as I would like. I only get to ride it like 2 months out of the year like straight. I love my bike. It is red and silver and looks just like my hubbies bike. We don’t live far from bike trails so that is really nice! Not all the paths are paved, so that is really nice and we have these really steep hills (ok maybe just 30 degrees, but it is really steep to me) I forgot my knee brace, so that sucked! I hope my knee doesn’t start hurting. It wasn’t a long bike ride so I don’t think it will.
Good And Bad News
hello... today i have good and bad news... THE BAD NEWS: I had to release Slavegirl B, she wasn't able to continue with a good service and she realized that she wasn't good enough to amuse and to serve me. I am still in contact with her and she will have the pleasure to talk with me as friend in the future. THE GOOD NEWS: This is a big chance!! for all the girls that contacted me about a trainig and that a curious to be trained as my new Slavegirl B to complete my Slavegirl family with the Slavegirls D, S & M!!!!!! Feel free to contact me and to ask for a conversation about this theme! My new Slavegirl S is doing well, she shows a good usability, is an intelligent and submissive female that is eager to learn and to amuse her owner. It is a pleasure to see her serving as one of my Slavegirls! as you see: she has a good pain endurance! she is wearing her bruises proudly as sign of my ownership! she has well usable holes!
New Slavegirls
hello. i am happy and proud to say that 2 new slavegirls have arrived. the slavegirl family is now complete. slavegirls B D S & M all will offer me a good service and i will take care that they get what they need! soon you will find an updated blog here with regulary entrys about their service and training Slavegirl B: Slavegirl S:
Major Alliteration!!
there have been some changes in the last time!! i had to let Slavegirl S go. she has serious personal problems at the moment and it is better for her when she can focus on them at the moment. she has to go through some law things and has to take care of her kid. i hope she will have managed that soon and she will feel better and balanced when that hard time has gone by. then she will get a new chance to serve... as it is her essential provission. a new slavegirl is in training at the moment. it is a pleasure to train slavegirl d. Slavegirl D: she is doing well, although i have had a hard and stressfull start with her. but it seems she is able to serve properly and i am sure all will have a lot of fun with this girl. she has a good and submissive mind, is honest and caring and seems she is a very nice masochist. in the near future you will read about the training of my Slavegirls M & D, now as everything is getting back into normal routine
Accident
hello... it has been a long time till have been here. but wasn't here for a reason! i have had an accident a bit ago... leg broken... arm was partially fractured. i am ok and everything healed well and is healing well :) and will be a pleasure to continue having fun here...
Shocked For A Moment
today Slavegirl S told me that she had a car accident yesterday... i am happy that my Slavegirl is ok and hasn't hurt. that and the death of a girl i have talked with a lot here on fubar not long ago show that we all should live our life to the fullest and do whatever we like, want, need and desire... Slavegirl M is also very happy that S is ok and feeling better now... and Slavegirl S loves what she is allowed to do for my amusement... so lets look positive into the future!! and i also want to greet all that cute submissive females that msged me about my profile, slavegirls and blog... thank you for the nice comments and shouts! it is allways a pleasure to talk with that sort of soulmates. a lot of people are interested in this more then the most people think. i want to show that, so in the near future you will find an album in my photo section called: "SALUTES FOR A DOM" there you can see submissive females from fubar... and my fubar name "mi
New Slavegirl
hello and a happy new year... the new year starts very well... i have found the slavegirl i was looking for. she seems to be a slavegirl that is worth my time and the training i offer to her and she is doing well. i am sure Slavegirl S will need a strict hand but she will be able to please and amuse me and she will be a good sisterslave to Slavegirl M. Slavegirl S:
Training
hello... i have had a nice conversation today with my Slavegirl M and discussed with her some things about my new slavegirl... Slavegirl S. it is good to know that everybody is honest and happy about this new situation and likes each other :) till now S is doing well and she knows how to let her owner relax with a good interesting conversation. it was also very interesting to have another serious conversation with her about the whole topic and why she is doing this, why she is able to serve that good and why she loves, needs and desires it. soon you will find here some interesting parts of her training and usage... it is allways a pleasure for my Slavegirls to perform for my amusement and to please their owner with their service and usability! let your minds wander for my Slavegirls S&M... when you have something in mind, how they could perform or what you would like to see... feel free to contact me and to tell me your idea... sometimes dreams come true and you can see the
Still Looking
hello... during the last days i have talked with a few potential "slavegirls" a few girls had been allowed to present themselves as worthy submissives and some had to quit because of time problems or a missing interest. so i am still looking and interested females can feel free to contact me for informations or when they would like to get into contact with my slavegirl to talk about me or the whole theme. take care.. you will find some new informations here soon...
New Contacts
it has been a bit since i am on this website and i have made a lot of good and interesting contacts. at the moment i own a very nice slavegirl that lightens up my day when i am stressed from work and when i want to relax a bit and i really have to say that i prefer her contact instead of a real life slavegirl at the moment. she has a good submissive mind and knows how to amuse and please her sir. and it is a pleasure to talk with her when i have a few minutes to relax. but as my profile states... i am looking for 2nd slavegirl!! and at this moment there are a few submissive females that are curious about this position and that do their best to present theirselves as girls that are worth my time. and i am really excited to see which one is worthy to serve next to my owned girl. and which one i will choose. in the future you can find regularly updates in this blog, about how they are doing and how everything is going on.
Im Up For Sale! Want To Own Me!
< "> COME AND BID ON A SEXY DEMENTED ANGEL CLICK ON TAG I AM OFFERING 1.rate/fan/add if I have not already 2.add to family for 1 month 3.add to top friends list #4 slot for 1 month 4..rate pics all 100 11's 2 days a week during HH for 1 month-IF YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH PICS U CAN GIVE YOUR 100 11'S TO A FRIEND OF YOUR CHOICE. 5..owned by in my name for 1 month 6.give a gift of my choice once a week for 1 month 7. comment page 5 days a week IF CASH BID IS HIGH ENOUGH (VIP,BLAST HH) you can have access to my NSFW PICS (2)bra salute (nsfw) a phone call from me WHILE YOU THERE RATE HER PERSON WITH THE MOST RATES WINS A PRIZE!!! SO COME AND TAKE A LOOK AND WHILE YOU ARE THERE F/A/R THE HOSTESS *AngelDawn *Shadow Queen*Onwed By Barrylicious*Owner of Kiwichi*@ fubar
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=== '*AngelDawn *Shadow Queen*Onwed By Barrylicious*Owner of Kiwichi*' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-15 15:39:17'.. > > > > BID ON THIS GLITTERING DIAMOND > CLICK ON TAG > > WHAT SHE IS OFFERING > 1. owner page for a month > 2. Add to top friends and family for a month > 3. All sfw pics rated and stash rated in HH > 4. Gifts and comments though the month > 5. Added to msn or yahoo > > > > > F/A/R THE HOSTESS WHILE U ARE THERE!! > > *AngelDawn *Shadow Queen*Onwed By Barrylicious*Owner of Kiwichi*@ fubar > > PLEASE REPOST > > > http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2005965613 >
Stupidity
I am a woman who has no tolerance for stupidity! Humor is one thing but stupid is another. Why people think its cute I'll never know. All these girls out there who think that if they laugh at all his jokes or act like they don't know tuna from chicken irritate me. What are they gonna do when they can't keep up the act? Most guys aren't willing to stay with someone who changes that much just because the bedroom benefits are good (in most cases just okay). For the girls out there that really are stupid I apologize if I offended you but you should get off the short bus and learn something about yourselves that makes you less (even if it is marginally) stupid. Wake up and smell your brain working!
~confucius Says...~
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Would You?
Would you take the chance at losing your marriage over a fling? If your Marriage was important enough to keep would'nt you have thought about the consequences first? What is your opinion on cheating? Would you say your spouse cheated if it were just a kiss or would it take much more for it to be labled as an affair? Post your comment's would love to hear what other's think.
Tue 04-15-08 (hit The Highway)
Tuesday, April 15 2008 Woot! Another blog ... Ummm -Blue- Blog ... Meaning the Color, Not the writer - This Time! *WinkS* I Hope this finds you Un-blue too, I do ... Moving on ... Well, THAT "Moving" Happens to be part of Today's subject matter. Well, the verb is relative ... I like to be mobile and Keep moving: So traveling has always been one of my favorite pastimes. Depending on the time allotted I would gladly travel by car. I mean the old adage has Me pegged to a tee: "It's not where you are going but -how- you got there" I enjoy sitting behind a wheel heading for the horizon and watch the surroundings fly bye! Which brings me to:
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Vegas!!
WOOOHOOO!! I'm planning a trip to Vegas!! Soooo excited! anyone have any suggestions, let me know!! :)
Dating 101
Staring: Jessica Drake, Barrett Blade, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Tyler Knight, Marcus London, Cassidey, Jenaveve Jolie, Lexi Belle, Lexxi Tyler, Brooke Banner
This And That...
Soooo... im really running out of ideas for pictures.. i wish i had some lingere... it would be nice... damn... also looking into getting a Rabbit...lol... and not the animal rabbit.. but i doubt ill be able to because i dont have a credit card and you have to be 21 in indiana to go to the naughty shops. damn.
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Why Do Boys Like Video Games So Much? (fluffy Starr)
VLOG: "Why do boys like video games so much?" This vlog was born out of me being bored and pestering a gamer (and recording it without his knowledge). Aren't all boys gamers? Why oh why? This was the quintessential question that I set out to find an answer to. Did I learn anything? No. But it was fun. See it here on Fluffy Starr TeeVee. (Bwahaha! Look at the image that represents that video. What a face! I look so pretty! ) x Fluffy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwSy2uUckHY
You Help Me And I Help You More
OK here goes I have lots to offer so take me up on just one or many of the wonderful things I have in store. WHAT I AM OFFERING Want 50 - 11's at Happy Hour - Want a sfw or nsfw salute by me - Want 150 comments in a contest of your choice - Want me to rate all the stash I can in 1 Happy hour - (All of these can be used for you or a friend you choose) WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR You can leave 100 comments on the link below Make me something (I love stuff from friends) Send me 10 friends that fan, rate and add me (in the add say who sent you is a must) Rate 50 pics at happy hour with 11's MY CONTEST LINK TYVM EMAIL ME WITH WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AND WHAT YOU WANT LilBabyBi - AKA (Naughty Chic)
021508 Fluffy Starr Blog
Fluffy Starr @ NEW MUSIC WEST. Yes, I'm taking to the stage again this May. Starting with New Music West festival. My show date is Friday May 16th. It's posted (along with times and details) on the front page for those who care. Musically, it's the busiest time for us Vancouverites, since our city hosts this international music festival and the many visitors it brings from all over. The best of the best have been chosen to play, so come and see me tear the stage apart! My devil horns will definitely be showing.... (Is this a devil or a shy cat??? Well, I'm no shy cat, yo! ) x Fluffysaurus Rex. (Rrrraaawwwrrrr!)
Pricks.
I missed watching the premiere episode of "One Way Out" last night on Discovery but I recently found this link. http://www.northsouth.tv/#prod%20wed This is the website of North South Productions who "created" the show "One Way Out". If you watch the clip they have for this show on thier website you will see that the basic premise is the escape artist being challenged by devices created by a sort of "mad machinist" or engineer who devises brilliant traps to test the escape guy with. Sounds original, right? Now for a history lesson. In 2002 I became friends with a brilliant man in Kentucky by the name of Tim Hill. Tim works out of a small metal working shop behind his house and created some of the most bizarre and brilliant props I hhave ever had the pleasure of using. How it works is that I come up with the basic idea and Tim builds it and adds his own artistic elements. If you go to my website at www.thedarkmaster.com and use the pull down menu on the second pa
Bulletin
READY FOR A WILD RIDE ? THEN COME LET D.J. ANGELIC TAKE TO TO THE EDGE OF REALITY AND BACK AGAIN !!!!
Celldweller Hits #17 On Billboard Internet Album Sales
Commiserating
The Kind Of Man I Want!!
As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money, I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life. "He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I don't need a simple-minded man. I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked...believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't
Re: "offensive" Gay Blood Donation Ban Could Be Overturned
RE: "Offensive" Gay Blood Donation Ban Could Be Overturned ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 15 Apr 2008, 15:09 "Offensive" Gay Blood Donation Ban Could Be Overturned Despite Aids Risk Homosexual rights activists are trying to get a ban overturned on accepting blood donations from gay and bisexual men in the UK because it is "offensive," despite the fact that such a change would increase the risk of HIV infection by 50%, in the latest example of political correctness lunacy that is endangering society. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/april2008/041508_donation_ban. htm
Butterfly
Re: Fbi Intentionally Botching Investigations To Get More Power
RE: FBI Intentionally Botching Investigations To Get More Power ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 15 Apr 2008, 22:50 FBI Intentionally Botching Investigations To Get More Administrative Spying Powers Newly released documents have revealed that the FBI intentionally misused investigative powers with regard to a terrorist suspect in order to slow it's own progress on the case as a justification to call for expanded administrative spying power. http://infowars. net/articles/april2008/150408FBI. htm
9 Words Women Use..
NINE WORDS/PHRASES WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how a
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well itz 5:14 n i'm waiting on my hunny to get off of work, atm i'm creating a vampire freaks account :D my name is gonna be Broken_Swan_Neck if ne ones interested :D well can't wait till i get my dads tax returns i need money for some hot new clothes well g2g peace
2008 Minnesota Vikings Schedule
Here’s a look at the entire 2008 Minnesota Vikings schedule (all times CST): Preseason Week 1 – vs. Seattle – August 8 – Metrodome – KSTP – 7 p.m. Week 2 – at Baltimore – August 16 – M&T Bank Stadium – KSTP – 6:30 p.m. Week 3 – vs. Pittsburgh – August 23 – Metrodome – CBS – 7 p.m. Week 4 – at Dallas – August 28 – Texas Stadium – KSTP – 7 p.m. Regular Season Week 1 – at Green Bay (Monday) – September 8 – Lambeau Field – ESPN – 6 p.m. Week 2 – vs. Indianapolis – September 14 – Metrodome – CBS – 12 p.m. Week 3 – vs. Carolina – September 21 – Metrodome – FOX – 12 p.m. Week 4 – at Tennessee – September 28 – LP Field – FOX – 12 p.m. Week 5 – at New Orleans (Monday) – October 6 – Superdome – ESPN – 7:30 p.m. Week 6 – vs. Detroit – October 12 – Metrodome – FOX – 12 p.m. Week 7 – at Chicago – October 19 – Soldier Field – FOX – 12 p.m. Week 8 – BYE Week 9 – vs. Houston – November 2 – Metrodome – CBS – 12 p.m. Week 10 – vs. Green Bay – Nov
Tribute To The "nice" Guys
This is a tribute to the nice guys. Current mood: hopeful Before reading this, I have to admit that I stole this off my boy D's page, but I thought it warranted to be spread around. "This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute, beautiful, smart, funny, sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment; because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a gi
I Got Flowers Today...
It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. We had our first argument last night, and he said a lot of cruel Things that really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said, because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, and it wasn't mother's day or any other special day. Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry cause he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! Last night, he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other times. If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money? I'm afraid of him and scared to leave. But I know he must be sorry because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. Today was a very special day. It was the day of my funeral! Last night, he finally killed me. He beat me to death. If only I had gathered enough coura
4-15-08
okies guys..... yeah so i haven't been on here for quite a while.... we moved from ohio to kentucky on march 15th... we've been trying to get everything set up here so we haven't had time to get online. both heather and i are working now.... and hopefully by the middle of next month we will have our own place. sorry this is so short and sorry that i haven't let you all know how things have been going sooner than this... but we haven't had the time to even sleep hardly let alone be online lol. anyways love and miss you all and hope to talk to everyone soon!!! ::hugs and kisses:: bye for now guys!
Mosh Pit Party Come On In
COME INTO BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE SIT BACK HAVE A DRINK AND RELAX WITH SOME GREAT PEOPLE DJ BARTAB TEARING THE ROOF OFF THE BAR. COME CHECK OUT WHAT HES DOING. Make your own Myspace Pimpin Text at MyToolSpace.com Free Comments & Graphics
Washington-urbandictionary.com
Washington - the so called "hip" way of asking someone to Direct Connect (DC) with you on AIM. Word is derived from the city name Washington, D.C.. Sean: I gotta show you this hott pic of my new girlfriend. Ian: Washington brah.
Men's Health
Male Hormone Apparently Boosts Financial Success CBS News Interactive: Healthwatch WASHINGTON (AP) ¯ The hormone that drives male aggression and sexual interest also seems able to boost short term success at finance. But what seems to start out well can turn bad, with elevated testosterone levels over several days possibly leading to irrational risk-taking, according to researchers at the University of Cambridge in England. "If people want to get practical, it would be good for both banks and the financial system as a whole if we had more women and older men in the markets," said John M. Coates, lead author of a study appearing in this week's issue of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. Such a change would produce a much more stable financial system, said Coates, a research fellow in the university's department of physiology, development and neuroscience. Coates and Joe Herbert studied male financial traders in London, taking saliva samples in the morning a
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Burrito-urbandictionary.com
The act of stealing the covers from one's spouse by rolling up in them. My wife burritoed the covers last night and I froze my ass off!
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Shower-urbandictionary.com
Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
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Freak: As Defined In Urbandictionary.com
1.)A term that is a 'catch-all' for mainstream society to use to describe anyone who they may believe isn't mainstream. Such as mallgoths, punks, hardcore kids, emos, metalheads, goths and whatnot... pretty much used to describe anyone wearing black. even worse are those who accept the term and call themselves a freak, such people are usually just mallgoth tools. 2.) A girl who is really kinky or will do every form of sexual act. She may either seem innocent at first, or she may downright proclaim it. "Hey, he wears black and spikes, hes such a freak" "Yes, we're freaks, now get out of our marylin manson forum!" "She looks innocent, but she's a freak in bed..." mallgoth freaky hot topic stereotypes sex
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Rate! Rate! The Pimpout!!
Our three lowest level people really need to level out so please bomb rate their pictures! They are: "D" Dena Daisy Debi Cookie Let's show them what this room can do for its members!!!! THE PIMPOUT IS NOW OVER. PLEASE CHECK THE NEW BLOG FOR FUTURE GODMOTHERS.
“america's Road To Ruin” By Marq ~ My Dissertation - Thesis
“America's Road to Ruin” The Earth, today, is a very complex planet, with many peoples, beliefs, and governments. One essential part of any nation’s success is the relationship that is maintained between it and other peoples. Diplomacy determines whether a government is considered honorable, just, respected, feared, and/or hated. Basically, American policies and diplomacy dictate our reputation. We, the United States, have assumed policies that have brought about a growing anti-American sentiment abroad. South Americans denounce the United States for imperialism, colonialism, and oppression. Islamic fundamentalists label Americans infidels, and the country as evil. Europeans criticize American capitalism, and culture. Nearly every country in the Middle East, most in Europe & East Asia, as well as many countries in South America, protest American policies; virtually, the entire world opposes the impact, and influence that America has on their lives. Foreign relations are critical;
Farewell Party Tonight For Tracy!!
The time has come to say GoodBye to our friend Tracy. She is leaving Fubar Thursday to get back to reality! lol We CAN NOT let her leave without a HUGE goodbye party!!! It is TONIGHT 7p-11p CST in the Pitbull Lounge. Come and say good bye, share stories, listen to some Rockin tunes by DJ Carebear and have a few drinks. Let's send Tracy off with a BANG! Click pic to get to lounge:
Single, According To Jeff Foxworthy
Being single's not that bad hehe s:stay i:intoxicated n:nightly g:get l:laid e:everyday By : Jeff Foxworthy
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Me And Dylan
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Strangelove-according To Urbandictionary.com
If you are a "Strangelove" you are at peace the fact that mankind will eventually destroy itself (most likely via nuclear war). You don't doubt or fear the fact that the end is near. You actually embrace it as the natural outcome of innate human folly. You "love" the irony of the fact that the same "strange" bellicose flaw within humanity, the one which makes them fascinating and unique, is the same flaw which will eventually destroy them. You are dauntless and unflinching. In short you have accepted the inevitable justice of Armageddon. "Strangelove" is taken from the movie “Dr Strangelove (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb. Mike: “They just said on CNN that an asteroid might destroy the Earth next month!” Stanley: “Good.” Mike: “Well alrighty then.... Strangelove!”
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A Fountain
"Have you seen those fountains?" I look up at her from where I am layed out. My head resting on a soft and cushy armrest. Which fountains are you talking abooout?! Sheesh. I have seen many fountains in my life. Ancient ones, crappy ones... little teeny ones in doctors offices..." My voice trails off and I look up at the ceiling. "Specifity please." Is that even a word?" She questions, biting at her lip and looking at me. "I have no idea.It just fit." I sigh and sit up "WHICH fountains are you meaning." She looks startled. "OH!" and she sits forward in her flowered wingback chair. "The ones in the dentist offices..." "Well...okay..Yes i know those fountains. Would you like one? Because Im broke." She laughs and sits back again in her chair. When she laughs she looks younger, as Im sure everyone must. A small fountain that sits upon a tabletop? "It is like a heart." She seems proud of herself. "Mmmhmmm" I murmer thinking about brownies. "The liquid ins
And On The Eighth Day God Commanded
God said, "Adam, I Want you to do Something for Me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?" God said, "Go down Into that valley." Adam said, "What's a Valley?" God explained it to Him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a River?" God explained that To him, and then said, "Go over to the hill...." Adam said, "What is a Hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On The other side of the Hill you will find a Cave." Adam said, "What's a Cave?" After God explained, He said, "In the cave You will find a woman." Adam said, "What's a Woman?" So God explained That to him, too. Then, God said, "I Want you to Reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under His breath), "Geez....." And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes do
If You Want Blinged
i will give whoever rates all my stuff and stash and comments all pics a bling and get them drunk
Urbandictionary.com Definition Of My Name
Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.
To All Fubar Family And Friends
My wife Racechick has open up a Adult Lounge called Toy's In The Attic go show her some love and subscribe
These Girls Are Smoking And Need Some Fanning :p
WOW!!! Have I got 2 great ppl for you to check out. They are still kinda new to the fu and need some lovin. One is my childhood best friend whom I've known since I was like 7. The other I've just recently come to know and love. Just click on any pic below to go to their pages
Some People
i just wanted to touch base in regards to a Mumm that was written "Fat Mummers" by Donutralph I will not waste my hate on this person or their total ignorence. I just wanted to say that when I was growing up I was always told that when somene says rude stuff about others, they are usually insecure about themselves. Luke 6:37 Judging Others 37“Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.
France May Ban Incitement Of 'extreme Thinness'
France May Ban Incitement Of 'Extreme Thinness' CBS News Interactive: Healthwatch PARIS (AP) ¯ The French parliament's lower house adopted a groundbreaking bill Tuesday that would make it illegal for anyone - including fashion magazines, advertisers and Web sites - to publicly incite extreme thinness. The National Assembly approved the bill in a series of votes Tuesday, after the legislation won unanimous support from the ruling conservative UMP party. It goes to the Senate in the coming weeks. Fashion industry experts said that, if passed, the law would be the strongest of its kind anywhere. Leaders in French couture are opposed to the idea of legal boundaries on beauty standards. The bill was the latest and strongest of measures proposed after the 2006 anorexia-linked death of a Brazilian model prompted efforts throughout the international fashion industry to address the repercussions of using ultra-thin models. Conservative lawmaker Valery Boyer, author of the
The Shaggy Show - Episode 21
News Update On Me. Lol
I am just gonna let you all know that I will be going out of town on Thursday and will not be back till Monday late. I will try to get on here Tuesday and check but it depends on if I live through my first plane flight. Hopefully everything will go okay and I will takeoff and land like you are supposed too. LOL Okay I am kinda nervous about it so who knows any good ideas for short plane trips? If anyone has any suggestions please leave me a comment. Well talk to you all soon and I guess I had more to say than I thought. LOL
Own Me
BID ON THIS GLITTERING DIAMOND CLICK ON TAG WHAT SHE IS OFFERING 1. owner page for a month 2. Add to top friends and family for a month 3. All sfw pics rated and stash rated in HH 4. Gifts and comments though the month 5. Added to msn or yahoo F/A/R THE HOSTESS WHILE U ARE THERE!! *AngelDawn *Shadow Queen*Onwed By Barrylicious*Owner of Kiwichi*@ fubar PLEASE REPOST (repost of original by '*AngelDawn *Shadow Queen*Onwed By Barrylicious*Owner of Kiwichi*' on '2008-04-15 13:54:16')
More Barak Bull Crap
From LtCol. Pete Ginn, USAF (Ret.)..... Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. According to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171, "During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart." "As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides," Obama said. "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it."
Boyd Coddington Dead!
February 27, 2008, 7:11 pm Boyd Coddington, Hot Rod Hero, Dies at 63 By Jerry Garrett Tags: Boyd Coddington, customization, hot rods Your king is dead, hot-rodders. Long live the king. Boyd Coddington died today in Whittier, Calif., a few miles from his shop where the cable TV reality show “American Hot Rod” was produced, and where he spent much of his adult life. Mr. Coddington lived a life as highly stressed as any of his high-octane creations. On one hand, his vision left a legacy of elevating hot rod design and the use of chrome to high art. On the other, his hard-driving business practices created problems for himself, his employees and even clients. Though Coddington was a Hot Rod Hall of Fame inductee, he also suffered through bankruptcy and a fraud conviction. He had a keen eye for design, as well as talents who could compete at his lofty, prolific level. His “discoveries” included the likes of Jesse James and Chip Foose, both of whom began their careers with Mr. C
The Story Of My Life Right Now :)
The Shaggy Show - Episode 20
No 7
Heres to you, and everyone I knew. Follow the flow, follow the pigs back home, to where I met you. Cheap shots and beers too. This call to arms is untrue,paths crossed of the question, where you learn your lessons. Time is more then an essence, eyes & 70s spirits, shadows. Bits, pieces & blisters on the outside, its a bit of a trip, so enjoy the ride.
The Shaggy Show - Episode 19 Part 2
Why Do E Get Married Then Few Yrs Later What Out.
Ok 6yrs ago i met my so to be ex hubby.we dated awhile(ok 3months)and then we moved in together.it was really nice for a long time.3yrs goes by and we find out we are having a baby.its all cool.then 3 mos.after the baby was born again found out we were having another baby.you thank hubby be happy right??? well your be wrong.thats when hell broke loose.then after a year we found out were having our lil girl.the first thing out of his mounth was "get rid of it." now my question is this:when you know that the other person wants kids and you dont,why marry them???
Important Pinpong Summit
Japan and China leaders plan pingpong summit Tue Apr 15, 2008 TOKYO (Reuters) - Japan's Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda and China's President Hu Jintao are to bond over a game of table tennis, Kyodo news agency said on Tuesday, in a move reminiscent of the pingpong diplomacy that helped thaw ties between the United States and China in the 1970s. Hu, expected to arrive next month on the first visit by a Chinese president in a decade, is likely to face Fukuda across the pingpong table in Tokyo on May 8 at Waseda University, the agency said, citing unidentified sources. Though relations between the Asian neighbours have warmed since then prime minister Shinzo Abe visited Beijing 18 months ago, the two leaders have plenty of problems to bat back and forth. There is no sign of a compromise in a long-running row over the development of gas fields under the sea that divides the two nations and Fukuda is likely to raise the topic of China's handling of riots in Tibet. Food safety
Memories!
* You wanted to be on Star Search. (Didn't we all?) * You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in "Thriller" at the end of the video. * You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth. * You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans. * You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. * You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. * You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." * You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." * You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack." * You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours. * You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. * You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." * You'll always hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future." * You know where to go if you "wanna go
The Shaggy Show - Episode 19 Part 1
The Shaggy Show - Episode 18 Part 2
The Jolie Show!!!!
Want To Own Me Go Here And Post A Bid In Comment Section
ill make it worth your while go here and post a bid in comment section
Bully Url
WE WANNA ROCK YOUR WORLD AT THE BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE WITH THE BEST IN ROCK, METAL, AND INDEPENDENT MUSIC AROUND CLICK ON THE PIC TO JOIN THE PARTY DJ DRAGANHEART ON AIR TO TAKE YOUR REQUEST AND ROCK OUT YOUR FAVORITE TUNES (repost of original by 'DJ Naughty Lord Dante:BD DJ, DBC, R/L B/F & FU-HUBBY TO LADY TNT BUNNY' on '2008-03-31 23:07:06')
The Shaggy Show - Episode 18 Part 1
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The Shaggy Show - Episode 17 Part 2
Slave Tryouts ....
SO I HAVE BEEN TALKIN TO SOME OF MY PEEPS AND WONDERING IF I SHOULD GO INTO THE SLAVE BUSINESS ..U THINK I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A SLAVE??? LET ME KNOW...
The Shaggy Show - Episode 17
Fredrick And The Rest Of The Gang
O.K. well I am back foor another installment of Maury the skull well if you saw in the pics I posted there is a cat that cat is named fredrick the evil cat he was placed at maury and Irvs home to watch them to make sure they dont do anything bad. Well the idiot who left the cat there did not realize the power these two skulls have and they turned the cat to there side. As we left of last angel the slut had the whole shelving community in an uproar over her and her indiscresions and they had no Idea what to do to her, well phone calls were made and the slut is going in to a home for pregnant unwed angels, and when she gives birth her maury and Irv will be traveling to New York to be on Maury to find out who the baby daddy is. There is somethin a foul in the community so stay tuned for the next installment of Maury the skull!
The Shaggy Show - Episode 16
Aution
I'm in an Aution stop by and check it ohttp://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=91275&albumid=952430&i=4188415958&idx=0ut
The Shaggy Show - Episode 15
Bail Me Out...plz
I've been busted for sucking male parts in public...dang it anyway (I usually just don't get caught lol) If you would like to bail me out and keep me in your custody (ie: fu own me) please click on my photo to be linked to the auction and leave your bid as a photo comment... Thank you and happy bidding...please don't leave me in jail :) You have till April 29th at high noon (eastern time) to place your bid. :)
The Shaggy Show - Episode 14
Religious Tolerance Or How We See Other People Usually ?
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=120045661&blogid=378055408&page=26. To safe time,link to discussion,where I find the same problem as years are going by. Why not let people show they beliefs and be ready to discuss about them,as long there is no harm to practicing religious acts. AT least, be ready to listen.
Screen Shots Of The Contest
I NEED THE LINK TO THE LADY THAT GOT 49 RATES.. 5TH ONE UP FROM THE BOTTOM.... SHES THE LAST ONE I NEED TO ADD TO THE CONTEST AND THEN WE CAN GET STARTED.. I POSTED THE WRONG URL LINK UNDER HER PIC.. THE DUDE THAT NOMED HER ISN'T ON SO I CANT ASK HIM.. ..
The Shaggy Show - Episode 13
Hunter
Hunter Current mood: excited Hey everyone how are we doing? Well I have gotten some real good news,as you all know Hunter has a few issues,other than who his parents are. lol As you all know Hunter is autistic with adhd and maybe just a couple more issues we are not sure whatever it is I am at my wits end with trying to guide this child thru a normal life it aint happining well we all know the Illinois Valley area sucks as far as pediaric anything so we searched and our search led us back home yep good ol Chicago we got a phone call from UIC and they just recieved several grants for the same things we are havin problems with Hunter and by chance we call and whoo hoo we got the call today that Hunter has been accepted! In two weeks we will be makin a trip to Chicago to make the initial appointment to do things like physicals and a whole battery of test both mental and physical and then take it from there I find this to be the best news so far to know there will finally be an end t
My Saturday
on saturday nite my cuzzin asked me to take her to another party and i was like after the last one hell yea ill take u and im gonna watch this one. big mistake on my behalf. i ended being at an all blood party , these niggas then stole a bike from a bum and hes drunk as hell talkin shit.so he leaves and comes back wit a chain in his hand talkin bout he dont give a fuck he gone beat who ever he can til he gets his bike back.but all the kids are 17 and under so im like ok cuz u swing that muthafucker at any of these kids u wish u took yo drunk as home cuz im a slide yo ass all over this street. so i take my jacket off and throw my gloves on and out of nowhere some body pops up wit his bike. then i seen this lady whos a friend of my aunt. the bitch dont know how to shut up so my black ass got ghost and ended up wit 9 people in my aunts neon i was already drinking, so how i did that i dont know,then i got this little nigga from the hood talkin bout we cant leave him at the party cuz its
Misfit Rocks My Socks
Misfit kicks ASS and I love her!! She bought me a FU bling pack for my 1 year FUversary ♥ and she bought me lotsa presents. Go rape her page. misfit@ fubar
The Shaggy Show - Episode 12
Grandma In Court!!!
Dictionary Hill Party
so on friday nite i decided to take my lil cuz to a party, which the party was on dictionary hill. now everyone out here should know about them damn hills, but anyway i dropped her off and as soon as i left everybody started fighting, niggas were rolling down hills that were steep as hell. next thing u know the girls started fighting and like dumbasses they all ended up rollin down the hill too. but 20 minutes before all that they had to walk up the hills to get to the party. so i give it to them they got heart i would have beat cuz ass after the party, and my cuzzin ended up gettin home right after me.
The Shaggy Show - Episode 11
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More Kushism
1.if u turely gave up on love u gave up on life. 2. yes men fake realtionship women fake orgasm but u cant fake a heart breakin. 3.they say love is overrated i say they never had chance to value it. 4.if think living hard dieing is the easy part and find some one to share heaven and hell on earth is the quest. 5.live 'laugh 'fu&K & stay ture and hold on to ur self cause some one will hopefully find u hot enuff 2 date. 6.scarcasam is only a punka** way of trying to tell the turth but hiding it with humor. 7.when u speak the turth .some say u insane other found u fool but u know what they just not awake to what ture.
Psycho
And I am officially psycho. I need a high dosage of Haldol and a padded room. That is all.
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The Shaggy Show Episode 9
Bnl - The Wrong Man Was Convicted
Grrrr @ the choices I had for getting the song on here.... but here goes... Who's lonely now? Which one of us is suffering? Who's in his cups? Which one of us recovering? Who likes to look at pictures and cries, but way too late? Who doesn't want to change a thing, accepting it was fate? [Chorus] The wrong man was convicted You know I did the deed I thought that you would wait for me, Your wants I needn't heed The wrong man lies beside you And waits for you to wake And all because I lacked conviction, The judgment's my mistake Who's breathless now? Who only hyperventilates? Who'd die for you? Who's dying inside anyway? Which one of us is sunshine and which one's growing dim? When two men dream of you at night, do you just dream of him? [Chorus] Who's lonely now? Who's reaching out to no one? Who's lonely now? It takes one to know one I changed my mind; you said that I could change it back I wanted space, and now change has fallen through the cracks
Blog Update For Cds
I just made an update blog entry on our real blog about the hypnosis CDs. If you have not heard my voice message yet on my profile regarding it you can still check it out here. Copy and paste this link into your browser. http://sayandpost.com/iisz3rmra13.mp3
Life Can Be So Complicated
Sigh. . .we have one screwed up society. . . Some gay couples are having trouble obtaining divorces By RAY HENRY, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 27 minutes ago Gay couples had to struggle mightily to win the right to marry or form civil unions. Now, some are finding that breaking up is hard to do, too. In Rhode Island, for example, the state's top court ruled in December that gays married in neighboring Massachusetts can't get divorced here because lawmakers have never defined marriage as anything but a union between a man and woman. In Missouri, a judge is deciding whether a lesbian married in Massachusetts can get an annulment. "We all know people who have gone through divorces. At the end of that long and unhappy period, they have been able to breathe a sigh of relief," said Cassandra Ormiston of Rhode Island, who is splitting from her wife, Margaret Chambers. But "I do not see that on my horizon, that sigh of relief that it's over." Over the past four years
Help Me Level Up Plz
Hello well i dont ask for much help but im asking help on leveling up so that i can add more new pic's I DO RATE/ADD/FAN everyone Thanks Alot
The Shaggy Show Episode 8
Googlacious
Remember when we used to post jokes, news and interesting things in the bulletins, instead of posting the latest auction or pimp out. Well, I'd like to try and bring some of that back, so here's one for you to enjoy Great Googly Moogly Type in the following and choose the first choice (that makes sense) that appears on the list. ( don't make it up) 1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search: "Ruby Needs A Sweet Talker." Woo Hoo!!!! 2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search: "Ruby only looks like Perl to those who haven't programmed" huh??? 3. Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search: "Ruby likes to play mind games." I do not either!!!! ...... or do I? hmmmmmmmm 4. Type in "[your name] says" in Google search: "— "he was well aware the kids were drinking," Ruby says — " Oh my!!!! 5. Type in "[your name] has" in Google search: "Ruby has observed Wiki spammers reaching his sites th
Poems
In a time of serious pain I found hope and comfort in his arms.These fleeting moments made me happy.Now these memories cause me so much more heartache.In a time of such desolation his smile gives me hope. Hope has no bearings on my rational thoughts anymore.In my time of need he turned his back .However part of me clings to hope.Am I just another lost cause?,is the question that weighs heavily on my heart. Finding the strength to stay hopeful is very hard.I only hope one day to be back by his side.In his arms as his lover,his friend and his soul mate once again .In a ridiculous way I cling to this hope.Now I just need to let go of this ridiculous hope for my own heart. I need to find my own smile and regain my heart.If I'm unable to do that then there is no hope.So now I'm a fading memory and a lost cause clinging to the hope of keeping my sanity.
Talk About A Dumb Ass
Talk about a dumb ass ! And this is what he said.from: Clitteral Conno... (Online) United Kingdom subject: well... it must be said received: 04/15/2008 11:53 am replied: 04/15/2008 11:58 am block this member Flag as spam that for a 45 year old bird, you are bloody amazing! i'm not sure how to take such a sweet talker! really seriously guys thats not the way to sweet talk a women. no i'm not and old bird or bat or anything else some idiots come up with . yes i know this sounds bitchy and i don't care. for some of you on here think before you speak and maybe you will get layed more often . you thank
Horoscope Test
Horoscope test - it will freak you out Importance: High------------------------------- AMAZINGLY ACCURATE Whatever you do, don't cheat! CHINESE HOROSCOPE : THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. NO CHEATING !!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUI N THE FUN. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2 , WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVO
Power & Pride...poem
Power & Pride... {A slaves thoughts} I bring my soul to you, lay it at your feet. Hear my mind, hear my heart, Never doubt I need u this much. I give all to you with simple trust, to know no other as such, let no other inside my soul...only you. craving each word that falls from your lips, guiding me, showing me, It's all in your touch. Your words are those I life by, the goal to please u in my heart, taking what you give & never holding back. To take the pain with pleasure, to find subspace with your touch, listening to your words, Obeying without question with perfect trust. Give to eachother, need pleading for all, growing, completing Desire given to just one. Bound to you with all that I, with all that I can give, to face you with a clear mind, to know your love. I submit completely, your Power over me has no limits, no words of denial in my mind. The pride I carry, shall show you all I am, I will falter, but always be there in th
Jail Nd Bail Aution Now Open....come Check Out Who Got Busted!!
Jail and Bail Auction is now Open!! Nows Your Chance to Bail Some One Out of Fu-Jail and Own Them. All Bids Start at 20K. Auction ends April 22@noon est. Also be sure to rate them the person with the most rates at the end of the Auction wins a special gift. Look Who Got Fu-Arrested and Needs to be Bailed Out...... 'H ¤ l t . L ³ ƒ † ¥' ώh¦§Ҝεψ_Đ®¦ηҜЇה_@ñģεГ †~†Ð¿ GøThÏ¢†§ø£dî£r†~† Sani Mïkê¥ rubber.duck74 NavySeal Julie CustomizedZ all haterz Woodza
Stella Awards
>This is good for a few headshakes, but it also makes one wonder what kind of Judicial System we have! Subject: Stella Awards..... It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck. She, who spilled Hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico, Where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the Coffee, and put it between her knees, while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are the Awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, The kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head Scratcher handy... Here are the Stella's for the past year: 7TH PLACE:> Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her Peers, after breaking her ankle, tripping over a toddler who was running Inside a furniture store. The stor
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What Is Love?
What is love? What is lust? What is in love? What is the difference? We're all pretty certain we know the answers to this, but do we really? At all times and in every circumstance of our lives? We feel that chemistry, that rush, is it the stirrings of love? Do we wait till we know the certainty of a particular relationship before we can truly define it? Why do some things and some people capture our attention and our hearts while others do not? Is it brought on by a sense of safety or a sense of danger? Is it the same for all people? This I am fairly certain, it is not. We can look at some people and see the obvious attraction and yet they may or may not captivate us. Celebraties are the best examples of this. Some, no matter the physical beauty, bore us, while others feel compelled to that. Others charm us and we are drawn to their personality or spirit. Sometimes if we can somehow see ourselves in them we are drawn to that. It can be that it's something we have in common, s
I Will Survive!
This is to funny! ---------------------------------- Sent by: Rain i just had this sent to me from a friend funny as shit At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive!
The Shaggy Show Episode 4
5 Answers Uve Been Waiting 4..
FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... ================================================================= ALSO: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment? Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
Curse You, Penny The Hedgehog!
I’ve been watching “Phineas and Ferb” on the Disney Channel with my kids too much, haven’t I? Anyway, today’s title comes from a hedgehog the speaker at our adult forum Sunday morning brought from Roosevelt Park Zoo where she works. This three-year-old African hedgehog was small enough to fit into a hat and the speaker brought her around while making part of her presentation on God’s creatures. Unlike most Earth Day propaganda that intermittently alternates between how you should lower your standard of living and how to raise every other species on this planet in importance beyond our own (the Weather Channel and Wal-Mart seem to be trying to outdo each other in this regard), there wasn’t anything – and as far as I know, there isn’t – the local zoo (which boasts the largest collection in the Midwest) tries to drill into us beyond knowing how to care for animals and each other. Some of their largest snakes, in fact, were once pets taken to the zoo from their local owners! J
Start Bidding Please :d
The sexy man above needs bailing out and owning, i would but im away when it ends so someone else will have to own him while im gone..lol It ends the 22nd April So click on the pic n START BIDDING!!!!
Hmm Could This Be Who I Think It Is?!
Recent Locations Location Time Lexington, KY, United States Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:36:11 -0500 South Bend, IN, United States Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:46:38 -0500 Waterloo, IA, United States Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:11:17 -0500 Denver, CO, United States Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:53:06 -0500 Louisville, KY, United States Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:45:45 -0500 Santa Fe, NM, United States Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:18:56 -0500 Denver, CO, United States Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:10:28 -0500 Park Forest, IL, United States Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:01:39 -0500 Waterloo, IA, United States Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:41:09 -0500 Lisle, IL, United States Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:53:50 -0500 I keep my page open so my haters can get an eye full. I know the psychos can't help it. It's a bonus I'm a cutie. LMAO
The Shaggy Show Episode 3
Lawyers Are Suppose 2 Be Smart??
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Deep Depression
Depression is a hurt,sadness,and lonelyness that fills our lives when no one is around. For people who feel this know how much it hurts and how tiresome it is to continually fight it. To always put faces and masks on like nothing is seriously wrong. To just want to crawl back into bed and cry yourself to sleep and sleep all day. To sit completely alone in our darkness that in all due time will consume us. To be the happiest person one minute and the most depressing person the next. To joke around then turn around and start crying for no reason. To feel like your wounds will never heal from this random pain. To just hope for that one moment when nothing negative goes through your head and the pain stops, to feel actually completely happy. To constantly worry if our knight in shinning armor will ever come to our rescue before its too late. Will someone ever see past the lies and see the truth? To help us recover and take care of our problem for good? Will we be consumed or not?
I Stoled This From Chris Oh Im A Bad Little Girl..
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker.. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did. Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God: I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Carol Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started ov
The Shaggy Show Episode 2
Dj Dede
COME CHECK OUT DJ DEDE AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S KICKIN' OUT THE TUNES !!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME APPLY
Can I Ask U A Question
here is a song that i heard and right now it is the way i feel so i wanted to write it down Can i ask u a question pleas Promise you wont laugh at me unsean i am standing here afraid I'll be the change as twisted as it seams i only love when its in my dreams standing in the moring light let the darkness faide away can u turn my black roese red can u trun my black roses red dowring in my lonyness how long must i hold my breth so much emptiness in side i can fill the deep sea i reach to the shy as the moon looks on one more year has come and gone time to let ur love bring down on me can u turn my black roses red can u turn my black roses red can u trun my black roses red cuz i feel alive living on love i feel alive living on love +4
Wanna Own Me?
Alright...im in yet ANOTHER auction...for those of you who want this smexy pussy kat...ya'll can click my pic and place ya bids! Good Luck :D
Who Else Is As Outraged By This??
"Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, "Stay the course" Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America , not the damned "Titanic". I'll give you a sound bite: "Throw all the bums out!" You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize this country anymore. The most famous business leaders are not the innovators but the guys in handcuffs. While we're fiddling in Iraq , the Middle East is burning and nobody seems to know what to do. And the press is waving 'pom
The Shaggy Show Episode 1
Can I Get A Little Help Please?
Ok everyone, I'm in a give away, but I only need 5,000 comments! I'd really like to get 10,000, but I'd settle for 5,000. For ever 5,000 comments I get, I get a bling pack!! BUT! I only have until Aptil 19 at 12pm PST (3pm EST)!!! Here's what I'm willing to offer for those who will help me: For every 100 comments you leave, I will send you 5,000 fubucks! For anyone who leaves 500 or more comments, when I get the bling back, I will send you 1 bling! When you finish this, you must send me a message and tell me how many comments you left so that I can pay you accordingly! Here is this link to the pic: NOW GET BUSY BOMBING!!! Thank you :D
My Daughter's Words
I have a Mac computer and when you listen to music you can turn on the visualizer that makes designs in time to the music. One day I was watching it with my 8 year old daughter. I asked her how the designs make her feel. When I watch the designs it reminds me of a boy saving me. I imagine the boy is singing to me, and then we sing together. Its like we are at a beach and the wave is about to hit us. And then we make designs in the water. And then I feel like there are sparkles that come down and make us beautiful. The designs make me imagine. I feel like we dig down to the ground and we have privacy and talk. It reminds me of all my boyfriends in the states and in Germany.
Needs Help Leveling Up Plz Help And Thank You!!
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New World
I listen to this song and wonder. Where do I fit? It can be mistaken for me wanting somebody that I can't have. But it is not that. I see my life not like I thought that I did. I use a line from "Lucky You". Live your life like you play poker, play poker the way you live your life. Well I really didn't think about it. I would say it but I did not do it. I have not done it. Well that is about to change. I hold everything in tight away from the world. I have been accused of being emo because of my veiws. But refuse to beleive that. My veiws are simple. The things I have wanted to do with my life is my dreams that I will complete. But it comes from a conversation that I had with an old friend. It was about a fact proven that most poker players can not have meaniful realtionships. I dont't want to beleive that but the facts don't lie. Hopefully time will prove that theory wrong. But I will wait and see. Larry Jr
Should I...
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It I really enjoyed doing these. They always made me smile! So I have a couple questions for you. 1. Should I start this up again? 2. If I did would you participate?
I Am Up For Auction
New Here
im new and learning how all this works is all
And So The Song Ends On A Sour Note
5 years is a long time especially when that time is spent being inlove with someone who cant see you for the gift you are. 5 years is a long time to be told your a worthless bitch a cunt that you arnt pretty that the only thing you have going for you is your fuckable I heard it so often i even started to believe it so many times I heard I love you I dont love you your nothing and yet for some reason I played his perfect victim... Id start to grow a backbone and hed be sweet forawile it never lasted long mind you just long enough to reel me back in just long enough for me to feel happy and safe then itd start all over. Bye the time i relized itd never change it was to late becuse he had convinced me already that it was all i deserved... odd huh? Ive always been a strong woman and yet love made me into a groveling idiot who belived all the cruel words he said.... well 4 days ago i finally clued in the catalyst was something so simple ...the straw broke the camels back?? it all started
Tryin To Get My Days Together
WE all know we have Anal Monday, and Lesbo Thursday, I am now adding in Masterbation Wednesday :)
One Year Of Love Lyrics
I am a huge fan of Queen. Freddie Mercury had the most AMAZING voice! His music was just moving... Well this morning I was listening to this song. I am not sure I completely agree with it, but it does move you. Just one year of love Is better than a lifetime alone One sentimental moment in your arms Is like a shooting star right through my heart Its always a rainy day without you Im a prisoner of love inside you - Im falling apart all around you - yeah My heart cries out to your heart Im lonely but you can save me My hand reaches for to your hand Im cold but you light the fire in me My lips search for your lips Im hungry for your touch Theres so much left unspoken And all I can do is surrender To the moment just surrender And no one ever told me that love would hurt so much Oooh yes it hurts And pain is so close to pleasure And all I can do is surrender to your love Just surrender to your love Just one year of love Is better than a lifetime alone One sen
Where There's A Will, There's A Way.
Well, I got my pic up yesterday. It really sucked that I didn't have one to upload, but after some careful thought, it hit me: copy photo from myspace, paste in paint then save to disk as jpeg. It made the photo a little fuzzy, but at least I'm free to mingle now. Mineral Rights and Peace! Corwin
Mood.
Sad.
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I wonder alot of things. One of my biggest wonders lately is a friend I deleted last week. Deleted them because they stopped talking to me. I know.. thats story of the net. I considered this guy one of my best friends..and we talked almost daily. Anyways.. 2 days later.. the friend noticed I deleted him. He says..wtf to me. I told him reason why. Anyways.. make long story short..I added him back. He asked me if I was gonna add him back to my family. I did that to. Now, I hear nothing from him again. So, what I have to say.. is WTF?
Bye
Those of you who are on my list and never bother with me in any capacity and/or act like children will be deleted over the next few days. I have no use for some of the antics that have been going on.
Fireflies
Hoping your day goes well. The wonderful attraction of life and how people gravitate or seem to without knowing end up talking to someone has helped me to not only heal but help others. Recently I have spoken with many "lost" people and though it's not my place to change them. I have brought some light and positivity to their seemingly dark path. It is not coincidence that one person in particular I have been speaking with has bumped into me. They are experiencing a loss of a parent like I have twice in my life. Like myself the rock of the family and as such the feeling of you can't let out emotion because it will weaken the resolve of others. That was wrong of me to think and wrong of them to think. It helps to have people listen to you and talk to you when they themselves have dealt with similar pain. There is a healing thing that we don't do anymore as a society. A hug. A hug or a pat on the shoulder can infuse a hurting soul with light. I know when I got to meet a
Help Dust
dust me pink is in a giveaway she needs 15,000 comments but u must add fan & rate the host in order to bomb ty just click pic below
Heading To California
Hey All, I will be in Los Angeles for a bit.A little work and a lot of relaxation (It is well deserved right now). So, to all my friends out there............... you know where I'll be!!! LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED!
Words From A Friend Of Mine
My friend and mentor Melissa's words Having A Breakdown Most of us have had the experience of holding back our emotions for such a long period of time that when they finally come out, we have something resembling a breakdown. For a certain period of time, the overwhelming flood of feelings coursing through our bodies consumes us, and we stop functioning. Often, these outbursts take us by surprise, welling up within us as we drive to or from work, watch a movie, or engage in some otherwise mundane task. We may feel like we do not know what triggered us, or if we do know, it does not make sense of our overpowering emotional response. This is because we are releasing feelings that have accumulated over a long period of time, and whatever inspired the release was just a catalyst for a much larger, much needed catharsis. When we find ourselves in the midst of such an experience, it is important that we allow it to happen, rather than fight it or try to shut down. Wherever we are, w
Kushism For Today#1
1.SAYING WHATEVER LIKE UR REALLY NOT CARING WHAT U ARE SAYING CAUSE IT REALLY DONT MATTER. 2.WHY RISK IT ON A SURETHING BUT WHAT U REALLY WANTED COULD HAVE NOT KNOW U AT ALL. 3.LIFE WITHOUT SEX NOT BORING JUST GETING TO KNOW YOURESELF A WHOLE LOT BETTER. 4.IF YOU ARE WHAT U EAT THEN ALOT DI*k&PU%*y ARE 2 CHANGE AS A PART OF UR DAILY DIET. 5.FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON U FOOL ME TWICE AND OK UR GOOD FOOL ME THE THIRD NOW IM JUST ASKING FOR IT. ^^^^^^^^^MY OWN QUOTES OF THE DAY(OR ATLEAST FOR NOW)
Promotions In The National Guard
I was able to download what we call the EPS List (Enlisted Promotion System) about 30 minutes ago. It lists every soldier by rank and their eligibility for promotion, how many points they have, etc. I'm not on either promotable OR non-promotable list. Other soldiers in my unit are, especially the favorites. That basically means that my paperwork was purposely left out.... and people wonder why so many soldiers leave the military disgusted. I'm definitely getting out when my contract expires. It is really bad when you get screwed out of your promotion because some jackass wants his buddy to get the promotion instead. So much for all the hard work I put in on this deployment...
Inked Finally!!!!
WOOOOO!!!!!!!! getting another one next week
Random Thoughts
its funny how you swear you will not fall for anyone becuase you have been done wrong or been hurt and beatin and broken to the point you swear you will never let anyone get close or too close again. then one day out of no where you are opening up to someone and actually catching yourself thinking about this person more and more then you watch a movie that really isnt a love movie but you watch and you realize that the way that a person in the movie says she feels about another person in the movie is just the way you feel about this person and that you find yourself opening up to him and wanting to see where things between you can go and then on top of all that you took a step out of your comfort zone and gave him your number all the whil wondering would he really call and if he does will this be something special or is he the type that will play you all over again everyone you have let get very close has told you to follow your heart and so this time you do and now you find yourself d
Buh Byeeeeeee
Well once again I failed to stick to my guns..... im talking about adding all those blank friend requests...and requests from those who are only point whores....I take my friendships seriously and dont have the time to go through 700 and some odd profiles looking for my REAL friends. Ive been on a mission of keeping track whose been naughty or nice....those who were nice shall stay and 99% of you know who you are..the naughty ones...well its been real and its been fun but its now time to say BUHH BYEEEEEEEEE!!! To my REAL Friends I say THANKS for being YOU!!!
Sunny Days
everyday I think about you and how we use to be i dont no y i do wat i do i cant let myself see the pain i left behind the scars that are so deep if i could i would press rewind reopen the scars to let pain seep there is nothing i can do about the past i can just make the future better our love will stand strong and last and make it through the stormy weather when the rains end and the clouds part i'll see u my freind forever in my heart
A Bully Carebear Posted 4 Me!
The time has come to say GoodBye to our friend Tracy. She is leaving Fubar Thursday to get back to reality! lol We CAN NOT let her leave without a HUGE goodbye party!!! It is Tuesday, April 15, 7p-11p cst in the Pitbull Lounge. Come and say good bye, share stories, listen to some Rockin tunes by DJ Carebear and have a few drinks. Let's send Tracy off with a BANG! Click pic to get to lounge:
Facts Of Life
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) where the f*** do people find this information!!!!    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) oh yes its true!!!!    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) erm I dunno about that one A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
I'm For Fu-sale, God Help Me!!!
Want to own me for a month? Help bail me out of the fu-jail auction!!! My crime is bogarting the Whiskey: ώh¦§Ҝεψ_Đ®¦ηҜЇה_@ñģεГ@ fubar from YoYo. !!!!ҰØҰØ¡¡¡¡@ fubar Go to the Get out of Fu-Jail folder in YoYo's pics and bid early, bid often!!! this auction proudly bought to you by !!!!ҰØҰØ¡¡¡¡@ fubar and !!!_-AUSSIE-_!!!@ fubar
3 Doors Down - Be Like That
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Old Timer Sex
Old Timer Sex This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy! The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As
It Promises To Be Fun And Exciting!
Well now it's almost here only 3 days for some and 4 days for most. The big Fubar Girls night out. It promises to be an exciting event as we all meet each other ...some for the first time and others probably have met before. We females plan on riding that electronic bull over there at cowboys as part of the fun event we have in store. Dancing, and getting shitfaced are a given...lol There will be some of the guys there from Fubar and we won't let that take over our fun to get to know each other as the Women of Fubar..lol This big event will take place at Cowboys in Arlington April 19th...at 8:30pm...see the reposts in the bulletin area that will describe everything in case you been left in the dark. It promises to be fun...so get your boots, tight jeans, cowgirl hats and a sharp looking blouse and get your damned ass to Cowboys in Arlington...we ladies know how to party yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!!! It's almost here. hugs to all and I hope the ladies who read this will get it
People Need To Listen??...lol
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down And drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.") The kneeling man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.." The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
Tuesday April 15th 2008
People wonder why i get so upset over little things? well here is a beginner for all to read.... again with my medication which i NEED for my blood pressure is still waiting to get prescribed to me...its another 3 day wait until i get it! Hence...something that i REALLY need and icant get til lthe doctor gives the okay to refill it. hence the walgreens has to wait and i have to wait. Make sense...not to me all he has to do is call in on one little phone to walgreens to say yes he takes that and refill it. But no weeks away and poof. is fine my bp will go up ill stress out and boom chest pains will prolly come back..oh well
Suicide People
Well since I am in the mood to write something I guess I will write about something I know about and that is definatly Suicide. I know most of you think about it from time to time. I know I do, I can promise you I think about it almost everyday at some point, whether it be in the morning when I wake up and my eyes open, or before I go to bed. Sometimes it hits in the middle of the day, when a certain problem arises or when your force to think "what am I gonna do". I know that it seems like the right thing to do at the time. You are thinking "This is the right thing to do, no one will miss me, I am just a burden to people, my life isn't worth anything anyways." Well you also have to think about how the people's lives would be if you weren't ever there. I mean you may not realize it now, but you touch many lives, you may not even realize it. Think about that family member you sat and talked with for hours about something personal. Or that friend that called you in the middle of the n
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Memories Of The Ego Trips
Have you ever fucked up? well I can honestly say that I have fucked up in my life. Alot as a matter of fact. Usualy I would try not to worry about it, but it seems that i kept on fuckin up! Have you ever fucked up with someone who thought nothing but themselfs, but the felt the need to keep reminding you of your fuck ups and not read in between the lines, but they think that they are perfect and they can do no wrong? My inbetween the lines is the fact that I ask for forgiveness. But I won't get it for the simple fact that your cought up in your own little world of i am the victim. The world is against you, and nothing goes right for you soemthing along those lines. You think that I can't change?? Your right about that, but i did redefine myself for those who actualy give a shit about me NOT THEM FUCKIN SELFS. Too bad your not going to be around much longer to see the redefinition for yourself! You want to cry and bitch about shit like "oh you fucked me over blah blah blah".
Emo?
You Are 32% Emo You're definitely not emo, but you do understand emo people a little. You are introspective, but not to the point of driving yourself crazy. Are You Emo?
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Classes
Today I start back to attending my College Courses. This means Fubar time will be limited. I will do my best to live up to my FuBomber obligations and stay in touch with all family and friends. I just may not be able to drop by and visit some of you on a daily basis as in the past. Please understand. Thanks and Hugs, Doc
Members Please Read
ALL MEMBERS PLEASE READ! For the benefit of any new members I will repeat the ONE rule we have after you have fanned/ rated profiles/add a friends to all the other members. "The bombing is a MUST. When you join the fubratz any past problems with another member are to be left in the past. All members will bomb comment, and rate I am adding a new rule, THERE WILL BE NO BAD MOUTHING OTHER MEMBERS. We are all diverse, have different ideas and qualities. IF you have something to say you will come to one of the Founders and voice your complaints. We will mediate and try to solve whatever problems you have with the group. Almost all of you have been doing a great job and I am very proud of you, keep up the good work! There are tags made for everyone in my default folder. Please comment so I know all members have read this thank you angelbrat &sassybrat
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Requests....
ok....I have had requests for pics....thats fine, that doesnt bother me.....however, I do, or would like to have pics for my fan page.....is that to much to ask?? LOL Anyway, I need your opinion........not that many people read my blogs anymore, but here it goes..... I have had two requests, well 3...one was from a guy, so it doesnt count, for more cock pics....more over.....some money shots...ie: cum shots..... what do you think? should I take some, or is it just to tacky??
Hey Everyone
As I end my vaction from Vegas I reflect on something. I went to Vegas to where me and my ex-husband where fighting to know we are planning to work things out. Now I am kind of confused cause I have a boyfriend name Joe and I don't know if I want to stay with him or work out stuff with my ex. I mean my ex is nice and sweet and is the father of my kids but, sometimes he can claim me as part of his property which I am not. Not to mention he slept with my bestfriend. Joe is nice and sweet and he acknowlodge me. Money doesn't mean shit to me in a relationship. I know you need it to life and stuff but, money can turn one of the sweetest guys greedy. When it comes to dates I am about the cheapest person you are ever going to find on a date. I don't know what to do I really don't I love Phil and all but, I love joe too. I need to talk to joe and explain things. Now there is a reason why I am on now and not later I have to go to bed early tonight cause I have a 6:00 flight. I am going home. I
I Am A New Person 2
Yes! I am writing a new blog because before what I have to say, I wanted you to see the video. I know that if I said this first you would not of watched the video. I have changed because of that video. My loving Lord Jesus Christ touched me greatly because of that video. I am no longer looking for a relationship ever. God will send me my Mr. Right when he is ready. He also knows what kind of man I need and want. I am looking for a man that is the same religious belief as I, and who loves Jesus Christ as much as I do. Yes! This means if your waiting on me, dont. Move on with your life. You dont believe the same way as I do and will never either for that matter. You said that yourself. I pray that you all have a blessed day. Enjoy life and find true happiness. I know I have just found it.
Lulz....
You Are 44% Emo You're not emo, but you're plenty thoughtful, unique, and even a little angsty. Are You Emo?
Thank You
I just wanted to thank everyone who has stopped by and helped out with my "Mug Shot" contest. I ended with second place. I have been learning who I can truely call family and friend. I hope to be able to return the favor/luv shown. Sincerely, Doc
A Sadden House
How do I wash the tears from my eyes? Can I touch what was never there The love that I felt Was it just for show or was it the real thing? A empty house is the gift that is given Empty How is that to be taken? Can it be a sign of letting go, to let me live? However, it feels more as the jail she imprisoned my soul A prison, that is the word I seek A servant in a loveless house Just doing what needs to be done Cleaning the tears that now stain my heart Stain the carpet of this sadden house
I Am A New Person
Okay everyone, Just to let you know. I am a completely new person, because of this video. Watch it and I hope it touches you like it touched me.
For Muh ♥ 8-p
JWH you gave me a mission and this is the best I was able to get. Sorry, honey, but I'm not giving it up to find out who is whom. I love you dearly, but not that much... don't forget to start from the bottom. ->Epic Fail ...: well, you've already told me that. but, i'm not going to travel to TX and get some strange just for an answer. don't even know if it's worth my time. so i pass on incorrect info. it works. have a nice day. Epic Fail ...: I know who he is. Epic Fail ...: Were not. ->Epic Fail ...: then no, i'm not willing to pay the price. i will just forward incorrect info and say that you and "you fail" are one and the same. works for me. Epic Fail ...: Nop. ->Epic Fail ...: you want sex? are you coming to get it? Epic Fail ...: You know what i want,..Now are you willing to pay the price? Epic Fail ...: Lol ->Epic Fail ...: I can't help you get any though. you'd have to hit your local street corner for that. you are toooooooooooo far away. Epic Fail ...: You said hu
Sheepishly Stealing Blogs From People Who Steal Them From Others
MOUTHOLOGY: What is your salad dressing of choice? Balsamic Vinaigrette What is your favorite fast food restaurant of choice? McDonald's What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Toss up between Stillwater Grille in town, and Yen King Chinese that's 45 minutes away, where I only get to go about twice a year. On average how much of a tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20%+ What food could u eat everyday for two weeks and not get sick of? Pizza What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni and extra sauce What do you like on your toast? butter, cinnamon and sugar or raspberry jam TECHNOLOGY: What is your wallpaper on your computer? *hides fubar for a sec* right now it's a pic of my kids but it rotates every 30 minutes How many televisions are in your house? 2 that are used 2 that haven't been turned on in over a year What color cell phone do you have? black BIOLOGY: Are you right-handed or left- handed? I'm a righty :D Have u ever
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Huge Giveaway
COME PARTY WITH MR. PINKY STARTING TODAY COME IN AND PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 1,000 THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE 100,000 FUBUCKS AND A CORVET. JUST COME IN SUBSCRIBE AND LEAVE YOUR NUMBER IN THE COMMENT BOX CLICK ON PIC TO ENTER
I Think I Made An Impression
So I just signed on all happy about my FUversary and I find this in my shoutbox: Trend Sett...: ru a dude? LMAO...I think I hurt his feelings last night.
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Wow Ty Mystical Dreamzzzz
All Right Tru-Fu's AUSSIE is in His 1ST HAPPY HOUR CONTEST EVER LETS HELP HIM GET HAPPY! HE ALWAYS HELPS OUT EVERYONE ELSE LETS SHOW HIM THE RESPECT BACK! CLICK HIS PIC & BOMB HIM HARD ALWAYS READY AND WILLIN TO HELP OUT FU-FRIENDS Mystical Dreamzzzz@ fubar
Fuversary
Today is my 1 year FU anniversary :D . So YAY me!! And I'm 50k something away from leveling WOOHOO! I just wanted to say I ♥ all my FU friends XO. Thanks for making this enjoyable.
Back In The Day
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter ...with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across th
F'n Goats
1) Where is the person you like right now? Like? More like love. 2) Last time you consumed alcohol? Weekend before last. 3) What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Trying to ignore kidlets screaming at the dog. 4) What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Sitting right here. 6) How do you feel about the person who texted you last? Meh, I could have worse exes I suppose. 7) Have you ever been around someone who was high? lmmfao.... NEXT! 8) Do you like your life as of now? The only thing that could make it better is if I wasn't so fucking broke. 9) Last thing you purchased? Bagged tobacco 10) Have you ever drank with your number one? Both family and friend's #1 11) Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are? In the "office", and it needs the shit off the walls to do anything with it. 12) Three words to explain why you last threw up? I don't know... probably cuz I was upset. 13) How's your heart lately? Really, reall
Being A Sheep Thanks To A Goatse
1) Where is the person you like right now? which one? :P 2) Last time you consumed alcohol? Saturday. The sex on the beaches were potent enough that the ice cubes froze to the glass :-S 3) What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? driving my kids to daycare 4) What were you doing 30 minutes ago? reading this survey on Goatse's page 6) How do you feel about the person who texted you last? he's fun to work with 7) Have you ever been around someone who was high? yep 8) Do you like your life as of now? kinda sorta 9) Last thing you purchased? Coke slurpee and a beef jerky 10) Have you ever drank with your number one? only virtually 11) Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are? at work.. wishing I could go home cuz I'm starting to get sick. 12) Three words to explain why you last threw up? dizzy, sick, blech 13) How's your heart lately? see #12 - my new blood pressure medicine made me do it :/ 14) Where
Self Destructive
Ah yes the self destructive path. its the path im going down. why the fuck should i try to be productive if theyve given me A death sentence anyways?whats the point in trying if your going to fail inevitably. why cause yourself that pain when you can just be, until the end when death takes you. i made my advance directive (living will). I Katherine Long choose to refuse any and all medical treatments. i want my organs to be donated and given to science and i want no life saving treatments.In the event of a medical mishap or complications of my disease the only medical treatment i wish to receive is painkillers.i do not wish to stay in the hospital.i'll be honest, i am kind of afraid. not really of dieing but afraid of not knowing exactly how much time i have left. Im also afraid because i dont want to be in pain,but thats all.i want nothing more than to just spend my time doing the things i like until im gone.No doctors no tears with family or friends.i dont want to spend the time i
A High Intensity Workout For Motivated Beginners
Just e-mailed to a female friend in Texas who is motivated to get into her bikini this summer. Free for you too. No charge. Good luck. -Mike It's different than what you've been doing, but you can see if it will work for you. In addition, I don't remember if I recommended this book, but it will make you lose fat faster than anything else you're doing: "YOU ON A DIET", by Michael Roisen and Mehmet Oz. You should be able to get it cheap at Half Price Books or used on Amazon. Read it and follow it. You will be amazed. It's easy to follow. Workout: Full body workout for the next 4-6 weeks, 3 times a week, with three other days of YOGA class or ZUMBA class, your choice. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays: 1). Warm up with 10 minutes of cardio. get your heart rate to at least 135 and keep it there for 10 minutes. Don't let it go higher than 150; 2). Lat pull downs - 3 sets, 15 - 20 reps 3). Leg press - 3 sets, 15 -20 reps 4). Crunches X 40 (2 sets of 20, whate
Thank You?
Here's the thing.... don't thank me as if I was just some temp thing and just a friend helping out. Cause that's NOT how it was or is. If you want to tell yourself that's what it was, then here's a reality check--- snap out of it. I was in his life before you, and I am now in it even more so. Didn't expect it to happen, but it did, and regardless of anything, I'm very glad it did. So please, don't try to thank me as if it's now all for you. Cause it's not. Though no longer physically together, I am still very much there for him, love him, and care about him. So do not try to insult me or belittle what we had. I had twice as much in a shorter amount of time then you have in all these years. Whether you ever get to experience any portion of it, who knows. Perhaps you will, but I will not be thanking you for keeping him safe. Cause I know it's more than just a friend being kind. Thank me? No... I only did what I would do for someone I love, care about, and want to be with.
A Fond Farewell......sorta
This will prolly be my last blog for awhile. Unless something earth shattering happens. I guess it doesn't really matter much. No one here seems to be too interested in what I have to say anyway. My last several blogs and bulletins have gone virtually unnoticed. If you are one of the very few that gives a rats ass, thank you. I love both of you! lol I have found and fallen in love with a very special man. He is the sweetest thing to happen to me in a long damn time. (Yes, that's him in my default) Amazingly enough, no, I didn't meet him on Fubar. Or Myspace. I met him on an obscure little web site called www.Plentyoffish.com. A web site I had only been to once. We have met in person and have been seeing a lot of each other since! I adore the gentle man that he is. I am not leaving Fubar, or deserting my friends. I will check in frequently. I just wanted the few who care to know what is going on with me. To Sunshine and Smokin Djinn, whom I Fu-own. I love you both!
Totally Freakin Awesome
Im not even sure how too put this into words.. But Shadow Levelers you freaking ROCK!!! The last few days I sit here and think WOW!!!! I just want you all too know we make one heck of a team and im greatful too all of you for the team work I have saw. What I saw you all do yesterday on leveling all the levelers and not stopping until everyone was leveled even when you was maxed.. Thats AMAZING!!!!! Thank you for all the love you show too everyone every day. I just want too say a personal thank you from me for always being there too help and stopping whatever you are doing when you see a level up. Many, many thank yous and as always if you need anything just let me know..
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Why Are Wedding Dresses White?
Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
Feeling A Little Guilty
I'm feeling a little bad today, but I don't know who to blame. Last night, I saw some major fashion disasters and I couldn't help it, I laughed. One was an elderly woman wearing a micro-mini skirt, the other was a very heavy woman wearing a mini-skirt and a belly shirt. I just don't know who to blame for these fashion faux pas. Is it the person who bought the item, for thinking the could pull it off? Is it the salesperson, for not being brave enough to tell the customer that the item really didn't look good? Or, is it the friends and/or family of the person for letting them leave the house, knowing they were going to look ridiculous? Please, give me some feedback here so I know where to lay the blame.
Keep Our Kids Save
Pedophiles don’t only lurk by schools in playgrounds and on the street! Do you know the dangers that lurk in AOL, Yahoo Chat rooms, My space Xanga for your children? When a child goes into a chat room to do something as innocent as chat, you never know who is behind that other screen name. An Online Predator will not announce themselves to your child and let them know of there sick intentions. What is an Online Predator you ask, an online predator is a pedophile that is attracted to young children, they are online to fulfill there sexual fantasies with a child because it is safe, or so they think. Online theses children are normally an easier target for them because they are unsupervised and become comfortable and begin to trust the person at other end of that screen name. At times some of these predators will try to meet your child at a location, invite and persuade them into a sexual act. They get involved in explicit sexual conversations with children and even expose themse
Goat Feed
1) Where is the person you like right now? i dont LIKE anybody 2) Last time you consumed alcohol? karaoke night, wasnt it? 3) What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Listening to mini hobbits scream at the dog 4) What were you doing 30 minutes ago? HAH...Being Fed! 6) How do you feel about the person who texted you last? its a slight blur, because i havent GOTTEN a text in ahwile 7) Have you ever been around someone who was high? on which substance? Pick one 8) Do you like your life as of now? Best its been, ever, bar none 9) Last thing you purchased? Ky and Mentos 10) Have you ever drank with your number one? My #1 is me...It'd kind of be hard to drink without me. (LOL..me too) 11) Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are? Home. A REAL Home...and absolutely fantastic 12) Three words to explain why you last threw up? Anxiety, Pain...necessity 13) How's your heart lately? A Flutter with teh love!
I'm Tired
I'M so tired of the idiots on here thinking just cuz a girl is hot they have a chance to get in their pants.Everyday I read comments on my girlfriends page some sick ,some cute but all ridiculous sHe got a man she's not letting me go she loves me she tells me everyday haw much she loves me,and do you guys really think buy buying her fake fu shit your really going to impress her,come on grow up.a woman wants to be treated like a woman not a piece of meat.and if you really think she is going to throw a long relationship away for someone who buys fu gifts give me a break,i do know she is flirt but thats all she is and thats on of the reasons i fell head over heals for her, love we will be getting married soon,so all you idiots grow up............love you Debbie,LOVE ALWAYS BOBBY
Soul Mate
If you find a good companion, who is following the same spiritual path, travel together, overcoming obstacles as they arise.. - Buddha
For My Heart Beats
Oh! this longing and this yearning, A candle of desires in my heart is burning. In my imagnations, mine and ur souls are merging, Can some one tell the time to stop running? Ah! my eyes are dreaming of only you, a beauty my eyes have never seen through. Wish to take u to the world beyond the stars, No one else in thier dreams cud have been to. O Dear! my ears wants to hear only ur whisper, I promise i ll not let come to ur eyes a tear. You are beat of my heart, peace of my soul, Believe me without u i can never be whole. O My Love! My lips only wants to kiss yours, With a love free of worries and free of fears. Your heart will feel the beat of my heart, I ll keep you as close to my heart and as Dear. O My World! Do u know to my aching heart any cure? ? ? For i know! ! place your hand on my heart and bring me near. Give me a smile love, hold my hands and whisper in my ear, Only these words tht u love me, and u r mine forever! !
Bonus Bux
Lets try something new on this giveaway on a average people are hitting around 7.000 to 10.000 comments=100.000+fubux.So this time each person that reaches 10.000 comments alert me when you do so and I'll give you 100.000 bonus Fubux! The prizes will be fubux and everyone can win (perfect for if you wanna bid on the spotlight). The amount of fubucks won depends on how many comments you get. How it works - however many comments you have at the close of the contest, I will stick a 0 on the end of the number (so yes I multiply it by 10) and thats how many fubux you will get. (Example, if you get 5,000 comments, you will get 50,000 fubux for your prize) A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... No NSFW Pics Or Course. Must Have At Least 2,500 Comments To Win Any Fubux. Rates = 5 Comments Each, To Be Added To The Final Total. Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encouraged. Bombing Families Are Also Allowed To Help. Anyone Being Disrespectful Or Bringing Any Drama To The Co
Chapter 3
The eyes of the heart may have opened at last Could it be that the maiden is just within his grasp The sound of his heart beating echos in his ears Could she be the queen he has longed after for so many years The knight is still unsure of his next step He doesnt want to make a move he will later regret So for now he will proceed with care As to not chase away this maiden so fair
April Poem-a-day Challenge Day 14
Oops, forgot to post yesterday's poem in the April Poem-A-Day Challenge. Prompt: "So, today's prompt is actually inspired by a song I love by Feist. The song is called "How My Heart Behaves," and the prompt for today is to write a poem with the title "How (fill in the blank) behaves"--with the poem inspired by whatever you put in that blank." How Insomnia Behaves I lie in bed and rest my head, but still I can't unwind. Busy chasing stray thoughts racing all around my mind. Should be sleeping. What is keeping my mind from standing still? Being awake is starting to break what remains of my will.
This Is What Makes Us Whole
I love and honor her Because there is nothing she would not give, or do for me Because I will never have to demand. She will give unbidden. Without rancor or remorse. Without fear or trepidation. I love and honor her And I will give her my protection My strong arms, my lifes wisdom. I will give her the fullness of my heart. The breath from my soul. The touch of my empathetic hands. The passion that is body. And the song, that is our voice. I love and honor her, Because She is a women, Sometimes a little girl. One Who could stand on her own. But, who has chosen to belong to me. To something greater then us alone. Knowing we fill, Each others empty spaces. Knowing, That without love There is no honor Without honor, How could there be love? This is what makes us whole.
Random Quote From Pplz&wtf News Clip
The Republican messiah Ronal Reagan’s opinion of George W. Bush (The Reagan Diaries published by Harper Collins): 'A moment I've been dreading. George brought his n'er-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida; the one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work. “ Marilyn Monroe had a sex tape that was sold for $1.5 million. The other tape is in the nasty hands of the FBI. Lauren Hutton has a line of make up and she explained to a woman what shade she wasn’t while in South Africa: "This is Oprah dark. You are not Oprah dark." ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>>>that a fu*K up quote..damn.lmbao
What A Woman Wants!!!
If you would like your boyfriend or husband to gain a better understanding of "what" a woman really is, "who" she really is and, how a woman should be treated, you owe it to yourself to get thema copy of Peter Britt's book "All That I Am, I Think!". The book contains some very insightful information regarding women and a woman's importance in the world, as well as her incalculable value to herself and others. Don't take my word for it, get a copy for your significant other today!! Click here for Peter's publisher book store Click this link to order the Hard Cover book. $24.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in Hard Cover Click this link to order the paperback book. $19.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in paperback Just click the cdbaby logo to buy That's What Living's For by Peter Britt EXCERPTS "A quote of the heart from Peter Britt" "The passionate wings of a woman have I found shel
If U Love Me~spank Me Hard
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Updates For Tuesday 4/15!
Good Morning Everyone! Profile of the Week: A.J. . Member of the Demon Crew Family@ fubar Drop by her page and show her some love! She needs 328K to level. We leveled the 3 other members that were on the verge of leveling! Good Job Everyone! Lets now concentrate on A.J. and get her closer if not leveled! We also have two unofficial contests going on at the moment. Scooter is in my contest where the top prize is a 30 Day Blast or a 3 Month VIP and Mz. Attitude needs 10K in comments for a VIP Since round 2 of the Battle of the Sexes has not started yet please help them out with some comments! Round 1 of the Battle of the Sexes Contest is now over. The winners are: Wolfie & Lori When Round 2 begins it will now be Lori and Wolfie going head to head against each other. Family members at this point can only bomb the same sex as themselves, but any
Out Team
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Say Goodnight
Say goodnight my friend This loneliness is about to end One more for the road and then Goodnight, Goodnight I've given up on life Broken Glass, cuts like a knife Forever more I will adore Goodnight, Goodnight I dreamed of flying Angels Of Loves first epic glance And, now my love They've gone and put An end to our romance So say goodnight my Love I’ve got a date with the man above To apologize for my failure of Goodnight, Goodnight I dreamed flying Angels Of storybook romance Impassioned nights... Snowball fights And slow romantic dance So I’ll say Goodnight and pray It’s what you do, not what you say I hope you find your way and then Goodnight, Goodnight jskins
My Last Name Is More Famous Then Yours!!!!
Adam Walsh, son of John Walsh, was abducted from a department store at the age of six Addie Walsh, soap opera writer Bill Walsh, American firefighter and part time actor Bill Walsh, American football coach Bill Walsh, film producer Brandon Walsh, fictional character from Beverly Hills 90210 Brian Walsh Racehorse owner Brian Walsh, English footballer Carl E. Walsh, economist and professor Colin Walsh, Publisher, based in Dublin, Ireland Courtney Walsh, former international cricketer Craig Walsh, American composer David I. Walsh, Senator and Governor of Massachusetts Ed Walsh, baseball player Edmund A. Walsh, Jesuit priest Evalyn Walsh last private owner of the Hope Diamond Frances Walsh, screenwriter, film producer, and musician James T. Walsh, representative of New York State Jimmy Walsh, baseball player Joe Walsh, American guitarist and rock musician Joe Walsh, Irish politician John Walsh, host of America's Most Wanted television program J.
Some Day
Oh, this person of such beauty, Eye's of love and heart that sings, love that's? honest pure and lasting, He lets you see how "Angels Dream." Sweetest words of his spoken, Above dark clouds his sun shines through, He makes me smile when life seems hopeless, By simply saying, " I Love You." Perhaps we'll meet near the ocean, Coming finally face to face, Talk of all our deepest feeling, Lie silent finding loves embrace. the night our love is consummated, While all the stars watch love at play, We'll fan the flowers of fire and passion, At last our hearts will have their way. My dreams and his together, With so much yet to be said, We want to make love to each other, Our hearts are linked, but not our beds. So now I wait, dream and wonder, When this day will come to be, When I shall smell and taste his fragrance, And bring love to reality.
Cute Animal Photos To Make You Smile!
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Live Life Like A Dog
Tuesday 4/15/08 As I took my two Akitas out for a hike in the woods this morning, I watched them as they went about their dog duties. It occured to me perhaps we should live our lives as a dog lives theirs.... If you can't hump it or eat it.....walk over to it hike you leg piss on it and walk away. How simple is that!
Green Dai - Jebus Ov Suburbia
[PART I: JEBUS OV SUBURBIA] IM TEH SON OV RAGE AN LUV TEH JEBUS OV SUBURBIA FRUM TEH BIBLE OV NONE OV TEH ABOOV ON STEADY DIET OV SODA POP AN RITALIN NO WAN EVR DID 4 MAH SINS IN HELL AS FAR AS I CAN TELL AT LEAST TEH ONEZ I GOT AWAY WIF AN THARS NOTHIN WRONG WIF ME DIS AR TEH HOW IM SUPPOSD 2 BE IN LAND OV MAK BLEEV DAT DOAN BLEEV IN ME GIT MAH TELEVISHUN FIX SITTIN ON MAH CRUCIFIX TEH LIVIN ROOM OR MAH PRIVATE WOMB WHILE TEH MOMS AN BRADZ R AWAY 2 FALL IN LUV AN FALL IN DEBT 2 ALCOHOL AN CIGARETTEZ AN MARY JANE, 2 KEEP ME INSANE AN DOIN SOMEONE ELSEZ COCAINE AN THARS NOTHIN WRONG WIF ME DIS AR TEH HOW IM SUPPOSD 2 BE IN LAND OV MAK BLEEV DAT DOAN BLEEV IN ME [PART II: CITY OV TEH DAMND] AT TEH SENTR OV TEH EARTH IN DA PARKIN LOT OV TEH 7-11 WUZ I WUZ TAUGHT TEH MOTTO WUZ JUS LIE IT SEZ: HOME IZ WER UR HART IZ BUT WUT SHAME CAUSE EVRYONEZ HART DOESNT BEAT TEH SAME IZ BEATIN OUT OV TIEM CITY OV TEH DED AT TEH END OV ANOTHR LOST HIGHWA
2 Days Left
Bid on me....(hides from jwh) PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! At least rate. :D You love me right? Because only bidding on me will get you MY friendship!!! (lmfaooooo)
Thanks
hi all i would like to thank all my friends and family that help me reach the 12k that i needed to win i could not done it with out ur guy u rock an i also would like 2 thank she's a proud fu-bomber for hosting the give away ty sweetie
Every Love
Every love’s a first love: A fumbling, unrehearsed love That soon devours the waking hours With grinning, fit-to-burst love. Every love’s the last love: The one defining, vast love But once we know it isn’t so, Each love is merely past love. Every love’s the best love, A deeper-than-the-rest love, Until our need or pleasure’s greed Impels us to the next love. Every love is true love: But now I come to view love, I've learned to trust each love is just A stepping-stone to you, love.
12 Rules To Live By...or At Least Try..lol
1) Never make a threat you don’t intend to carry out. Your word is the only thing you have. If you make statements that you don’t carry out you will not be believed when it is very important. Think carefully when you say something and if you define a cause and effect ("If you leave, I’ll never talk to you again") be prepared to make good on the threat. Therefore it is important to think carefully, word carefully and leave yourself an out ("If you leave now, I won’t talk to you until you apologize. ") If you do this consistently, then when you do talk people will pay attention, and as a bonus you will be more precise in your communication and less reactionary. 2) Don’t Shit where you eat. This usually involves sex, but could also include a multitude of unsavory activities. Mostly it means don’t do things that might effect you negatively close to home. For instance, don’t sleep with the daughter of an important client. Don’t steal from a friend. 3
Click On Me(i Won't Bite)
HEY ALL, JUST A SHORT TY AGAIN, AND CHECK OUT MY VERY FIRST BLAST .I AM SO EXCITED, I GET TO CUM OUT OF HIDING.HEHEHEHEHEH.AND IT IS ALL THANKS TO MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRATT
Stolen From Gg
MOUTHOLOGY: What is your salad dressing of choice? Blue Cheese of Any Sort What is your favorite fast food restaurant of choice? Dollar Menus? Ya'RLY! What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Buffets kick ass. Us Fat Fucks gotta Eat. Though, Sakuras in baltimore was the first place i went to wher they cooked food at the table On average how much of a tip do you leave at a restaurant? Pen15 What food could u eat everyday for two weeks and not get sick of? Sushi(eel sushi kicks ass), but, for ME...straight ol' ground beef patties, you can do anything with beef What are your pizza toppings of choice? Im a MEAT Lover...in a non gay way. Anchovies and peppers now and then too What do you like on your toast? butter, cinnamon and sugar TECHNOLOGY: What is your wallpaper on your computer? A F'n Tree. It WILL be goatse on the other account How many televisions are in your house? 2 What color cell phone do you have? Zero. Fuck You. I USED to
Plz Try And Help Me Out ...thanx
"> IM IN MY FIRST EVER CONTEST TO WIN A HAPPY HOUR I KNOW NO ONE LIKES COMMENT BOMBING BUT IF YOU CAN PLEASE HELP ME JUST CLICK THE PIC AND BOMB'S AWAY........ALSO I NEED LOTS OF BOMBING IM GETTIN BEHIND
Men
i dont get some men when they tell you they wanna be with you and call themselves morons cause they should have realized long ago but then what the hell..they dont ask you out or say hey lets hook up its just like time froze things dont get worse they get better but nothing ever changes.....why is that?
Meet My Fu-owner!
I would like everyone to meet my Fu-owner · "Tat2BunnyLuv" She is a wonderful lady and it would be nice for my friends to go show her some love and respect. rate/fan/add her you won't regret it... ~~Tat2BunnyLuv~~Fu Owned by Crusty (Drives the Short Bus)~Fu Owner of swell32 & Chani~@ fubar
Every Day I Love You
"Every Day I Love You" I don't know, but I believe That some things are meant to be And that you'll make a better me Everyday I love you I never thought that dreams came true But you showed me that they do You know that I learn something new Everyday I love you 'Cos I believe that destiny Is out of our control (don't you know that I do) And you'll never live until you love With all your heart and soul. It's a touch when I feel bad It's a smile when I get mad All the little things I am Everyday I love you Everyday I love you more Everyday I love you 'Cos I believe that destiny Is out of our control (don't you know that I do) And you'll never live until you love With all your heart and soul If I asked would you say yes? Together we're the very best I know that I am truly blessed Everyday I love you And I'll give you my best Everyday I love you ♥ Everyday I Love You ♥ - BOYZONE
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All About Me
Everything you'd wanna know about me: Woman Hard to Handle Not Ashamed Taken Jealous Pansexual College Graduate Adopted Confrontational Bitch Atheist Non-Judgemental Conservative Liberal Lover Friend Granddaughter Confidant Singer Writer/Poet Actor Hippie Strong Willed< Fist-Fighter Pierced Scarred Tattooed Stretched Dyed Illinois Country Girl Dreamer Intellectualist Philanthropist Fag Hag Cookie Junkie Gardener Cross-stitcher Inventor Lover of NYC and San Francisco Energetic Sex Enthusiast Extroverted Supportive Not a Virgin Hetero sub Lesbian Domme Femme Butch Obsessive Compulsive Touchy Feely Into Bondage Closet Smoker Passionate Kisser Former Cheater Drinker Open-minded Rape-Survivor Free Spirit Genealogist Circus Freak Alumni Back Seat Driver Motorcyclist Internet Addict Voyeur Exhibitionist Vibrant Charming Tease Dark Short Fat Adaptable Not Afraid

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