Brian: I just got my pecker wet
Brian: yeah I have a toy rooster
Brian: and I took him in the tub with me
Brian: I wet my pecker and soaped my cock
Brian: it was so slippery
Brian: and it grew too
Brian: from absorbing all the water pervert
Brian: it was such a happy cock
Brian: I squeezed it and it squirted
Brian: water you perv
Brian: my cock hit me in the eye when it squirted
Emerald: im crying
Brian: don't cry
Brian: that is not the sad part
Brian: I was upset cause it squirted in my eye
Brian: so I began to chock my cock
Brian: Yes, I choked my chicken
Brian: That didn't work too well so I began to beat it
Brian: Soon my cock was just raw meat
Brian: My girlfriend walked in and there I was beating my meat
