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Me Being Stupid
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Whats The Point?
What is the point of this site anymore? The only points you get for stash, pics or blogs are for adding them. No one rates anything anymore. I don't know if its because it's harder to find new additions with the new alerts or if everyone is burned out. I am ready to leave. I have been for a while. This place couldn't get any more boring if it tried. All good things come to an end at some point. I think I have hit that point. Maybe I'll take a break for a few months.

Have Had Enough (rant & Rave-forewarned)
I finally got some decent sleep, more than 5 hours last night. But it was helped with 1 1/2 pills of Valium. I been in crappy mood since before my birthday. I hate this time of year and all the friggin people wishing 'Happy This" or "Merry That" I shouldn't rely on others for happiness, this I know. I love phone calls. I love profile comments. I love people responding to my IM's. I'm getting better at responding and since I'm crappy about it. I make photo salutes. I feel so damned unappreciated. I sound needy, I sound whiney. You know what? Don't really care at this point and time. I Need High Ceilings!

Dear Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays, hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with fire sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale bbq

Because Of Jealous Fuckers
because of jealous fucks i have decided to bring my pictures to private and only family can see them and do not ask if you can be in my family if i feel you are family worthy i will add you when i feel like it... i know it sounds like im being a bitch but this is wut happends when fuckers piss me off and get jealous and report pictures because they are jealous

Life Or Factory Made? My Ideal Mate!
OK... I am going to write now. Despite what some of you may think, I don't climb over a mound of women in the morning to get to my morning beer. It plays out more like me making oatmeal for my son while desperately trying to find socks for him that actually match. My life is quite normal...sorry to disappoint. I don't usually have a free moment to myself until my kid sacks out and then I usually start entertaining you fuckers. But yeah, a little something is missing from my life here and there... and a woman's touch wouldn't hurt. So if I were to make my perfect woman... this is what I would really do. Appearance: You look at my page and you assume that I am all about big fake tits and shit. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick a girl like that out of bed for eating crackers. But, ideal? I might surprise you. The first thing I look for in a girl is cuteness and shit. This is more about how she carries herself than how she looks. I fall for the Reese Witherspo

23 Wierdness
Mathematical Mayhem There are 23 letters in the Latin alphabet W = 23rd letter of the alphabet It's symbol is 2 points down, 3 up. W, the only letter in the English language to be renounced polysyllabically, is 23rd in line. Note also that it is a double(2)-u and that t has three(3) syllables. WWW = 23+23+23 = 69 69/3 = 23 -> 6+9+3 = 18 = 23-5 (2+3=5) 2 / 3 = .666 23 is the first prime number in which both digits are prime numbers and add up to another prime number. Two (2), three (3), and five(5) are the first three prime numbers in our counting system. (1 is not prime, it's an identity). Square root(s) of 2,3, and 5 are used in respect to tetrahedral hyperdimensional physics and perfect form in design. Square root(s)of 2, 3, and 5 supposedly relative to D&M Pyramid on Mars and other similar relationships. Also these square roots were quite common in early architecture and considered the most aesthetically pleasing in design. 23 written in base 3 is 212 (2+1+2=5) 23 writt

New Years Eve
So New Years Eve in Reno Nevada this year, gonna be one hell of a fucking party!! Im fucking stoked... gonna be 3 nights and 4 days of drunkeness... and ya know I'm gonna love it. Bringing some cool people, got 3 hotel rooms right of the main drag, bringing way to much money and planning to spend all of it!! cuz if you know me than you know im a sucker for bright lights, loud noises, chance for money, and free booze!!! gambling.. yes one of my many addictions! So keep me in your thoughts and think happy thoughts of me winning a lot! oh and of course lets hope i dont get arrested for doing something dumb drunk! LMAO.. cheers to you all, cuz after tonight i wont be back till the 2nd! DRINK UP AND PARTY HARD! HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS!

Home Recovering....
It's been awhile since I have posted any up dates on my health, so for those who have been following my decline...here goes. I have been under the care of nurce Bennet, the kidney nurce at my VA clinic, several months agos she gave the class on "end stage kidney desiese", I learned alot! first was if you're attending the class you will need dialysis and second was that I might be able to do my own dialysis at home...ah, a glimmer of hope layed on the horizon! Within the five months that followed my body was sending me signs that I was going down hill but it would seem looking back on it now...I was in denial. One night about 5 weeks ago I could not sleep, I spent 2 days and 2 night fighting to catch my breath, breathing was very difficult. 3 weeks ago it was desided by nurce Bennt and my kidney doctor that I should go ahead and have a catheder put into my belly so I would be able to do "parateneal" dialysis at home but I have to be evaluated by the surgons at the Tampa VA. Th

With You.....
With You, I've found someone who accepts me as I am,yet helps me to become a better, more fulfilled person... With You, I've found something that allows to be strong,yet gives me comfort and support whenever I need it... With You, I've found the somewhere that makes me feel sheltered and secure,yet free enough to grow and develop on my own... With You, I've found what it seems I had been looking for forever- The beautiful and very real meaning of love!!

Golden Ticket Part 2
So Everything Is going well In Fu-Wonka Land...But I know everyone has not gotten there GOlden Tickets . So what are you waiting for????Dont BE left out.....Come buy one or two or Heck some have bought hundreds.. ITs fun...And Its easy to make the Fu-Bucks back...So If you have already bought your Tickets Check The Oompa Loompa Ladies Pics for your tickets...And watch for a special Lollipop for your numbers...Dont be shy.. GET YOUR TICKETS.....YOUR GOLDEN TICKETS.... Oh yea and I have one more thing to say before I add These Lovely Folks...If you would like some tickets....Go too Southerndelightts Page and click the FU-PAL button and put how ever much* Hint Hint.* that you want to buy on there and the number of tickets and if its for you say so...IF its for a friend we can do that also...Enjoy...And Most of All... Hope to See you IN Oompa Land...AND HAVE FUN........... ~slave~@ fubar $50,000.00 ((100)) Tickets Bought by Jak JAK~Faery Dragon's FUh

Ok Who Did It???
i got an eamil tonight with a tag in it saying i have recieved 10 secert Valentine now who did it??? http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861

How A Dom/master Should Approach A Slave/submissive
Keep in mind that women will be flooded with literally 100’s of responses just on the fact that she is female. At least this is the experience i’ve had. And that was without a picture posted with my ad. Be brief as you describe yourself. Resumes are fine for vanilla jobs, but what a Dom needs to convey to a sub is what HE can do for HER. This isn’t as strange as it sounds. Your mission is making her submissive fantasies come true; guiding her with a firm, loving hand; making her feel secure and loved, owned and respected. DOS: Do include a small picture of yourself in your reply. You will be competing with literally hundreds of other men, so a picture will give you an edge. Appear confident and friendly…don’t overdo the Dom look! Do flatter her with courtesy and compliments. Be a gentleman first! There is plenty of time for the sadistic side to come out later. In fact, most subs will be dying to uncover that "other" side that they are searching for you in you. Do presen

Stefanie The Skank (this Is A Long One)
Do you know the difference between a slut and a SKANK? OK, so here goes... I met this girl online. I am not some loser who can't meet women. I drive big trucks over the road, and my work precludes me from having any social life at all, so what life I do have is basically on here. I use the internet to socialize in every way, because I am a social person, it's all that I have available to me. So we meet online . We hit it off. We have long conversations on yahoo chat, that lead to 6 and 8 hour conversations on the phone. She has a live in boyfriend, that she's cheated on with 3 or 4 other guys. BIG GIANT RED FLAG!!! But her boyfriend abuses her, and she's wanted to leave him for so long, yada yada yada... I should have known better. But she's perfect for me. She's young and hot, doesn't have any kids and isn't sure she ever wants any (I LOVE kids, but I want a woman to travel with me, so it's kinda a hard), she likes sex a lot, into some kinky shit like me, but she SWEARS s

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while aski ng for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choi

For Love
For Love What would you do, for real fairytale love? The kind...every persons heart dreams of! Would you forsake all your money, Diamonds and gold? For love so true, it's still yours when you're old. Would you sail the vast oceans, in a rowboat or a skiff? Simply to be with...the one you're in love with. Would you give up the life, you currently know, To be with the one who's love, makes your heart glow? Would you give up your friends, or maybe set them aside? For the love of your life, your hearts joy, and pride? Would you walk a thousand miles, or barefoot and a few To be with the one...who's, in love with you? So... Give it some thought, think hard and long What would you do...for your heart, to sing its love song? I know for myself, there's nothing that, I wouldn't do For, the love of my life...if he, were someone like you... Amy L. Pierce Copyright ©2008  Amy L. Pierce

We Rise
like a tornado twisting about, our bodies bounce around in the current of our love making . Right and left we tumble,up and down we float ,swift wild and free, trying to get it right for one another in the flight of our love making. We sore high to get to that place where we only spend seconds and we spend a lifetime trying to return there. Ahhhh!!!!! I say as i release with passion, how was it for you? Waiting for a repy ... YOU SAY "BYE".

Come Play With Me!!
Not a contest...but for fun and from my friend Achilles.. I need to have 25,000 comments posted....So maybe you guys can help me out....I get a 30day blast for doing so!!... And he has given me 6 weeks to do it...hehe..So thank you for helping me..Kisses always, Donna aka sexymomma712!!.. Have fun and a Great New year!!! Click on my picture and it will take you where you need to go:)

Up For Sale Again!
Bid on me on own me for a month! Clicky and rate please!!!!!

You Know How I Know You're Gay?
You post bulletins whining about someone else getting the spotlight. Make 08 great and stfu :) thanks

Please Pray For My Brother
Hey everyone please pray for my brother, he got into a motercycle accident on new years eve. He has a broke leg, a fractured arm and a cracked skull and he has blood on his brain so hes pretty out of it! So please just prey for my brother! TY!!

Last
For everything there must come a last. A last minute, a last hour, a last month, day, or year. A last drink, a last coke, a last tequila, scotch, or beer. A last love, a last heart, a last kiss, hug, or rage... Or even the last words written on a page. But the worst last thing is your last breath because what is to follow will surely be your death.

Third Person
female or male ? i agree both....lol

Mozilla Plugins
There are alot of new interesting pluggins for Mozilla Firefox. You can find a list as well as the link to download them here. (click picture) Also if you dont have Firefox, I would recomend getting it installed because it works better with reading the codes of Fubar.com. Just click that picture to download it. If you need help installing or setting up FireFox then click the pic bellow. This is provided by G33K1N73HP1NK. Thanks Tex

A Pair Of Ballet Slippers
A Pair Of Ballet Slippers A pair of ballet slippers are all that she needs. To walk on her toes without bending her knees. To dance across the floor feeling as free as a bird. Listening for the crowd to give her a good word.   Dancing on stage while the audience give rave. To her best performance with all the desire she gave. You are feeling good inside for seeing her in all her glory. But when people get home it's a whole nother story.   Then what they read the very next day, that the little girl never made it home not even to play. Another child was stolen in broad daylight. Not even a second thought you will give her tonight.   She taught you joy and laughter and style. In a pair of ballet slippers that was well worth her while. A family in pain from a child they just lost.

Thank You All You All Rawk
Click Here :D I am just blown away with the way everyone jumped in and helped me reach "GODFATHER", I would love to thank each and everyone of you but I wouldnt know where to start.I have some ideas how I can return my thanks to you all, And again thank you all very very much you all RAWK!! THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH!! PAINTER

~ The Next.....~
I dreamt of you last night. I felt your touch again. I love it when I visit you, if only in my dreams. I smiled once again. I always seem to do, when you come to me. I am shining just for you. Time does not matter. Distance is but a thing. Nothing holds back the feelings, or the passion that you bring. I wait so eagerly, for the next one yet to come. The next time we're together, the next time in the sun. Because it shines so bright. The darkness goes away. you fufill each desire. I love it when you stay. But then I wake up, to the real world that I live. I have to let you go again and all the love you give. But I know you will be back, my dreams will keep you near; to keep you close to me , till the next time we meet on here.

Men Funny's
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Becau se their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know....it never h appened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you ar

For Your Information
I just want you all to know....(my TRUE friends already know) I am really a great friend to have. EVEN WHEN I HAVE CLOTHES ON! Imagine that?

Please Pray For Bryson
Please say a special prayer for Bryson my grandson he's only three months old and he has phenomina , one lung is almost completely blocked,they have given him some kinda new shot that is supposed to help him, but he is really having a hard time breathing...please pray for him...thanks..love you all

That Does It!!!
Two of my co-workers are constantly having battles with each other where they throw various things back and forth -- Mini post-it note pads, paperclips, paper airplanes, and the like. Problem is ... I am in the line of fire and their "missles" constantly fall short and hit me or my desk. I have decided to get one of those rapid-fire Nerf guns and unload on their Punk @$$es!!!!

Holly Shit Help Lol
OKAY NO TIME FOR PRETTY RIGHT NOW.. I'M IN A RUSH LIKE ALWAYS... THE THREE OF US ARE HOSTING A HAPPY HOUR EACH TONIGHT STARTING AT 4PM FUBAR TIME. (I THINK) SHIT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHEN I PUT MINE DOWN FOR.. CRAP.. WELL ANYWAY LETS GET TO THE POINT.. I JUST LOST MY POWER AND IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO GET BACK ONLINE.. WE HAVE OVER 400,000 PEOPLE IN NORTHERN cA. WITHOUT POWER NOW AS WE SPEAK.. OMG IM GOING TO MISS MY HAPPY HOUR.. GUYS GIVE LOVE TO SPIKE DURING HIS AND GIVE LOVE TO HELLCAT.. AND GUYS PLZ IF IM NOT HERE TAKE CARE OF ME DURING MY HAPPY HOUR.. I THINK THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE I'M GOING TO MIZZ IS.. ITS NOT LOOKING SO GOOD.. VERY HIGH WINDS WITH TONS OF RAIN SLAMMING US RIGHT NOW.. ITS NASTY OUT THERE.. SO GUYS YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO.. LEVEL MY ASS.... MAN.. TY TY TY LOVE EVERYONE HELLCAT O'NINE TALES ¿HøøDY¿'S Ho@ fubar Spike@ fubar MIZZ SHADY LEADER OF SHADYS POSSE S*U*P*@ fubar

Original Light Erotica Poetry By Me Copywrited 2007
Find me Fear and sadness filled my heart as a single tear trickles down my cheek, I refuse to wipe it away. Feeling the soft sensation on my skin warm and wet reminds me of touch that I so long for for him to caress my skin with his sensual touch. While the world sees his fierce tough exterior I will feel his gentleness. This soft true self that he will never let the world see. I lay back on the sand and close my eyes, The cool ebbs of the ocean softly licking my feet. The waves break and splash around my ankles. The sand washed away by the smooth rhythm of the sea, my feet slowly sink, as the grains softly fall between my toes. The gentle scratching of thousands of pieces of shells tickled my feet, it brought a smile to my face. Reminding me of the love and pleasure he will bring into my life when he finds me. As I rest my body on the warm moonlit sand, it surrounded me as mother nature wrapped her arms around me, protectin

Deanna (repost) Had Enough
Between my cancer and Lord wolf ahhhhhhh Spirit Warrior what ever he is changing his name to now ( Jeff ) I'm leaving fubar for awile to get myself straight and giving Hippie and Morning Star the Kingdom till i can get my head straight And Jeff...fuckin FYI..IT FUCKEN MATTERED TO ME... but hay it didnt to you would it?its just fubar Blessings Family Thau will do good Shattered Heart Deanna

Bipolar
I am one of the millions of people who has this disorder.....and it's sucks ass!.... Bipolar Disorder Bipolar disorder (also known as manic depression) is a treatable illness marked by extreme changes in mood, thought, energy and behavior. It is not a character flaw or a sign of personal weakness. Bipolar disorder is also known as manic depression because a persons mood can alternate between the "poles" mania (highs) and depression (lows). This change in mood or "mood swing" can last for hours, days weeks or months. Bipolar disorder affects more than two million adult Americans. It usually begins in late adolescence (often appearing as depression during teen years) although it can start in early childhood or later in life. An equal number of men and women develop this illness (men tend to begin with a manic episode, women with a depressive episode) and it is found among all ages, races, ethnic groups and social classes. The illness tends to run in families and appears to have

Stuck Inside These Four Walls.
Sitting here going thru the rates and comments I have been blessed enough to get from people that have taken the time to come and do so makes me smile. In this virtual world of glamour dolls and stud beefcakes it's nice to have friends that come by. Friends......that is what it foremost on my mind. You see, I work alot and then rest while off, usually our shifts are brutal with only 30 advanced life support units covering 3 million people. We stay busy, we see everything from mundane to horrific and it's all packed into 24 hours. So I come home and sleep as best as possible and then come here to decompress and see things and people and every now and then talk with some. I know this does not mean a hill a beans to anyone not involved in this but I see lives snuffed out in an instant. I see the collateral damage and hurt left with loved ones. I hear the regrets of not doing things or saying things with the person that is gone. It has given me an acute appreciation of time spent with my f

Have You Ever...
Have you ever wanted someone to really look at you... someone who melts your soul with his stare... reading your mind… Caressing your very soul... someone who could know your wants and needs... feel your hunger... your skin drenched with desire... a simple glance that ignites you completely… soo much so that you want to fall into his arms… then and there... to live in the moment... drunk with passion... captivated simply by desire. Where you feel your soul has been taken and every part of your being is just that "taken" and you don't want it back because the feeling is so intense it drives you even further... Well have you?

Studio54 Sucks Ass!
If you are a member of Studio54.. please remove me from you friends list and block me from you page.. I have no respect for people who pretend to be your friends and say you are their family only to shun you for having a life outside of the internet.. It truely is sad. If you want to delete yourself off of studio54's member list then feel free to stay on my friends list.. don't think you can be in there and I won't find you and delete you.. and I will not associate with neone from there anymore... sorry to all the people who are nice and didn't do me wrong but I guess it is all or nothing. farewell

Spoken Word
I wonder what tomorrow may bring, or better yet what shall become of me. It is in the dormant domicile of solitude I see gloom and despair. The streets are covered with young sweet innocent black berries and lost diamonds of Africa. Our culture has shifted into the new made master driven "Willie Lynch" Doctrine of the cracka. In colour codes we demean and belittle our fellow brother and sister as if they themselves are the trash that stinks up the land fill and denies us water. The lil child sleeps beside a soul less body, the man waits to rape the precious innocent while she looses whatever life she has knowm. Children of today are the ones of Tomorrow. Lest we forget the walking are not all without soul. Lexy nov4/07 Just a lil rant we should all do it!

We As American's
When One Soldier Is Left Behind~~~~We As Americans Have Lost. Never Forget The POW~MIA

The Family New Godmother To Be
GODMOTHER HER PLEASE!!! HELLO FUBARIAN AND HAPPY NEW YEAR. WELDINGANGEL IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST AND MOST HELPFUL PERSON ON FUBAR,SHE HELPED MOST OF YOU TO LEVEL UP ,TO WIN YOUR CONTEST AND EVEN HELPED YOUR FRIENDS. NOW ITS TIME TO PAY HER BACK AND SHOW HER YOUR LOVE. SHE IS VERY VERY CLOSE TO BECOME A GODMOTHER AND SHE NEED ALL YOUR LOVE AND HELP. GO TO HER PAGE RATE HER PIX AND STASH NOW OR DURING A HAPPY HOUR EVERY POINT WILL COUNT AND WILL HELP TOO. HAVE A FABULOUS AND WONDERFUL WEEKEND LOVE TO ALL HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞® weldingangel ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ( READ MY PROFILE )143,115 Points to go! THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Ñ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌÑ,@ fubar

Show Him Fubar Love
OK, this is my asshole MUMM'ing friend. Dude made a MUMM about me and typoed to boot. S'right though, made this for him.

I Am Getting Tired Of It All
Ok to the few ppl who are actually nice and respectful, im glad to have met u, i will hold u close to my heart forever, but ,, For the scum who continually harass me, leaving vulgar messages and comments, i am sorry i wont tolerate this,,,i had enough abuse last time, i am not going to take it again, Thanks to all those who enjoyed my account but when my VIP ends i am sorry but i will be leaving Fubar for good, i hope that the 50+ guys who get enjoyment out of hurting me, commenting on me in such a way that is so gross, demeaning and tasteless, u need to grow up, there is no wonder u are single , the way u treat women is NOT ON... what would your mothers think about the things u say? I have NO and have NEVER considered myself any special or more attractive than the other sexy and fine ladies on here, im lucky i have good genes, doesnt make anyone else less attractive, its crap how most men can make ladies feel bad its JUST NOT ON,,,, so to those guys and YOU ALL KNOW WHO U ARE!!!!

Too Funny
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.' She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?' (You're gonna love this.) The bank manager looks back at her

Here We Go
well, i'm now in north little rock. had my first day of recruiting school today. it wasn't too bad cept for the 5 am wake up time. but shit happens. i think it's going to be a good school though. i'll enjoy it. so i'll be here for 5 weeks. should be too bad. but, i'm tired as hell so imma cut this one short. ps. if ya view, be nice and leave a comment. it doesn't have to make sense either "sljksrlekoif" is fine, i just wanna know who's actually readin my yammering take er easy people

Sept 11 , 2001
On a cool September morning terror filled the air, as the acts of cowards did something others would not dare. United we come when America calls, we become a ray of light When the evil of darkness falls. We pray for the families, we pray for the friends, we pray for the victims, whose memory will never end. Our resolve will strengthen, our hearts will unite, we will come together, This wrong we will right. We will become stronger with each tragedy that we meet. They may have brought A city to its knees, But they've brought a country to its feet.

I Love U
I LOVE YOU THIS YOU KNOW TO BE TRUE I LOVE YOU LIVING WITHOUT YOU I'D BE SO BLUE I LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I WILL BE TRUE I LOVE YOU OH I WISH YOU REALLY COULD SEE HOW MUCH YOU TRULY MEAN TO ME. I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GOING THRU AND WANT YOU TO KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE YOUR WHERE I BELONG AND FOREVER YOU WILL BE THE BEAT OF MY HEART JUST YOU AND ME I WILL BE STRONG I WILL BE BRAVE BUT NOW AND FOREVER ITS YOU I CRAVE.

My Dad Pass Away Today
i lost my dad today he was all most 88 and my hero so to all my dear friends if you can't find me on here it because i got to fly back to iowa this week so thank you all for all the love you have show me

Update: 1/8/08
Hey everyone, I am sure that my true friends have noticed that I haven't been around much. Well I was taking care of my grandmother and Sunday night she passed away. While she is no longer suffering and in pain, this doesn't really make it any easier to deal with. I am sad that she is gone, but that sadness is laced with a bit of relief that she is no longer suffering. I should be around a bit more after this week and please know that I have missed you all. I hope you have all had a good new year beginning and my love to all of you!! Love Jen

Wow...
So I've been chatting with this guy on here pretty much since I got on fubar. Well, I was coming to Charlotte to visit my dad and he lives in Charlotte. We talked about finally meeting for weeks. Then the night before we're supposed to go to lunch he is no where to be found. And then on the day of he blocks me on fubar and I guess yahoo messenger. This has been all this loser has talked about to me. Then all of a sudden he becomes the shadiest mother fucker. I mean no explanation, no fuck you, NOTHING! I just can't see why I always seem to attract these kinds of losers. On the net and in "real life". I fucking give up. This is just fucking ridiculous. Feel free to go down rate him :P http://fubar.com/user/1066290

The Plastic Babe Obsession
How many times have you been walking with your man and he has turned his head to look at something like this? It's infuriating isn't it? I mean, that son of a bitch is drooling all over a shirt you just washed for him right in front of your face. And her? What a slut bag! Shes got her tits hanging out everywhere, probably lives in a gym, never had kids, and has fake everything. Nails, lips, tan, hair, and of course...boobs. But you, a real girl, who puts up with his beer gut, messy bathroom, and dickhead friends all of the sudden, feels invisible. I am going to shed some light on why guys fawn over these plastic girls. These girls are candy. Like skittles almost. They may taste sweeter than anything you ever put in your mouth...pun intended. They try and make sure they appeal to every primal urge a man has. When they walk by they want every man to undress them with their eyes and think about having sex with them. And we do, its a fact of life. These are the kind of girls guys

$250 Piece Of Paper :/
Click On Pic I FINALLY got my certificate last week. It had been "lost in the printing process" so I raised hell till I got it. I'm a certified Special Effects Makeup Artist. Yay. Officially! I'm still in the process of getting my name on certain lists and contacting the right people to be put on the union for Arizona. Meaning, whenever a movie is filmed in Arizona, I'm suppose to be one of the first called to work. However, being on the union costs lots of money :/ We'll see. Keep hope alive! REL

Online Mistress
It all began with a “Hi” on the internet. Matt approached the innocent looking Sandy and struck up a conversation online. She was hesitant at first but eventually she opened up to talking with him. As talk progressed they slowly moved to the topic of sex and desires. Just before Matt had to leave she revealed that she enjoys being dominate in the bedroom. This perked his ears and his interest dramatically. They said their goodbyes and agreed to talk later. That evening they again met online and picked up their conversation where they had left off. Sandy revealed that she loves to bend guys over her knees and spank them like the little boy in trouble. Matt’s cock began to twitch slightly from hearing this. They talked more and more in detail about the roles of sub and Dom. Sandy realized that Matt is eager to learn more about being submissive to a partner. He desires to be told what to do and to have his partner do as they wish to him. Sandy decided to ask him a few que

Stiletto Sex
She needs to fuck every night she needs to suck, she needs to lick, she needs to fight she likes it rough, she likes a tease electric dirty disco, fuck no, thank you please slips on her fishnets with painted toes smears on her lipstick, teases her hair and rips her clothes oh so electric with hair dyed black old jacket faded, complicated, now shes back she's fancy she's high class she's trashy she's celebrity she's hollywood a nice ass a tease, but still its not for free she's got the pills just name the kind she'll press a button erase, play, and rewind a dirty cunt you say maybe its true but shes out fucking him while hes out playing you she's got the blades and the stars approved her bruises go to deep for the past to remove you're so advanced she'll like it too twirl her and bite her lip thats what she likes to do

Do You Want To Know Me?
Seeing as I grew up in an abusive household, I took to drugs and alcohol at an early age. I was diagnosed as a depressive as a child, dysthermia was the term to be exact. I was diagnosed as Bipolar when I was in my teens. I was prescribed several medications on and off beginning at the age of nine. When I was about nineteen I came clean, got sober. With that, I also was prescribed Depakote to tame my Bipolar depression. However, I was never Bipolar. I was on Depakote up until the beginning of 2007. I developed Drug Induced Lupus from it. I nearly died. I could not walk, talk, and my heart stopped several times. I am lucky to be alive. My intuition told me it was Lupus, I SOMEHOW managed to research it on the computer to find that there was a medical condition called DRUG INDUCED LUPUS and that was in fact what I had. As a result of that medical condition, I LOST some of my memory and I also developed fibromyalgia. In addition to that I was on Wellbutrin. With Wellbutrin I lost both my

In Memory Of My Grandpa
Sometimes I sit here and I think. Why did you have to go? You where the only man that had ever made such a impact on my life.You may have only been my Grandpa but you where truly amazing. I love you so much! You where like a father I never had. Just all the small little things you said to me as a child growing up to be a woman in this big world. You told me so many things. You told me things to watch out for. You told me things that where right from wrong. You told me things about the world even before my time and I would tell you stories about how my life was going on in that point and time.So tonight I have sat here and I have thought of you all night long. I miss you so much! Why did you have to go so fast? Soon it will make 7 years you have been gone.Oh how I miss you so! You where everything to me. You where truly amazing. Why did the big man up above say it was your time to go? Was this just a joke? That he had to pull you away from me and make me face reality. Oh so much and oh

*~*~*my Princess*~*~*
NuttinButtSexxy We sit conversing of anything and everything. We have danced under the canopy of Stars, I have held you close, pressing your warmth up against mine and admired you with the Moon caressing your hair and shoulders. Now we relax, you have kicked your heels off and reclined with the delight of a playful girl, I sit beside you taking your beauty in as you lift your legs and place them on my lap. Again I feel your warmth as well as see the beautiful lines and sexy curves of your delicate but luscious legs. I smile a knowing smile and you return one that is laced with innocence and seductiveness mixed together. We lift two glasses of your favorite drink, tonight you chose a fragrant full bodied wine. I delight in watching you swirl the wine in your glass and can only think of how you make me swirl inside with Passion and Desire for you just as easy. You take the glass to your lips and part them ever so slightly as you tilt your sultry neck and drink deep. I can no longer brin

I Love U All
i love u all your been great friends to me and i tyvm for helping sherry level for her b-day as always u all come threw even when u busy and for that i tyvm i know this isnt much but hug hug hug love your friend Lisa

The Truth About Who I Really Am......
Take this or leave it. I have lied to alot of people. I lied to gain and convince people to be my friend. I hide who I am to make it so no one would ever get close. I fucked with people and hurt them. I am only who you want me to be. I am a facade. I act the part of what fits the situation I am in at any given time. I was trying to be somebody I wasn't and didn't care of the consequentses of my actions. I didn't look to see how what I did effected people aroud me, or help how it effected the people around them either. I have been a heartless BITCH for so long I forgot how to be anything else. I have created a situation for myself to where I have hurt alot of people. I created a situation that was evil and mean. I created a fictatious person to gain a guys trust and then I fully intended on detroying this person and either just have her stop talking to him or even I went so far as to create an illness for her and if need be I was going to have her die. Then when sh

What Is This Love ...?
What is this Love I have for you? _________________________________ Love is the Tenderness in your loving words and touch. Love is not needing the last word in an argument. Love is looking at your own faults instead of others. Love is Sacrificing instead of demanding. Love is Being There for me during the bad times too. Love is Caring when the other is sick. Love is being Faithful to our Union. Love is the Honesty and Respect you show me. Love is Giving instead of taking. Love is making me Laugh when I'm depressed. Love is giving me Comfort when I'm sad. Love is Sharing those Important decisions. Love is Forgiveness when I need it. Love is being Committed to our relationship. Love is Accepting me as I am instead of trying to change me. Love is holding me and crying with me. So why do I love you so? I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, But for what you have ma

Its A Contest Can You Handle It
I'M HOSTING 3 CONTESTS FOR 500,000 FUBUCKS 250,000 FUBUCKS AND 100,000 FUBUCKS!!!!! THE FIRST TWO THAT GET 16,000 COMMENTS WINS THE $500,000 FUBUCKS... NEXT CONTEST FIRST TWO THAT HIT 12,000 COMMENTS WINS $250,000 FUBUCKS NEXT CONTEST FIRST TWO THAT HIT 8,000 COMMENTS WINS $100,000 FUBUCKS. DRAMA OF ANY KIND WILL GET YOU COMPLETELY KICKED

Life And Love[written Aug,15,2007]
Well whats up everyone i am goin write about couple things today its about life and love and if u dont like it im sorry.Well has anyone ever looked back on life and was like what the fuck have i ever done in life i mean i am 30 and i havnt done shit with my life really dont have anything to show for it..I know its sad right.Well i guess we all would love to go back and do things diffrent in our lives u know make better decisions and do things a little bit diffrent.Well i made lot of bad decisions we all do i guess.But since i got out of high school i always wanted to be someone u know.Someone people looks up too but i am the opposite just a nobody and i will probally be a nobody when i die.But i guess my problem is i really neve rgave a fuck about anything.The only thing i really regret is tellin myself i wanted to make my parents proud of me one day but that hasnt happened dont know if it ever will.I been through alot had a son die,seen alot of violence in my life.lot of people i car

Uss New York
Here SHE is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center! USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center . It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, 'those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence,' recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. 'It was a spiritual moment for everybody there.' Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the 'hair on my neck stood up.' 'It had a big meaning to it for all of us,' he said. 'They knocked us down. They can't keep us down. We're

Jaccuzzi
So The other week I decided to go in my jaccuzzi, Alone.. :( So I get my bathing suit on and I have lost some weight so its alittle big.... :D I am in there for about 30 mintues got to get out, trip and fell back in.... The fliter sucks my bathing suit and half my back and ass in it! Oh my it almost took my breat away! It took me about a mintue to actually get out of it! and I get out go to get changed look in the mirror and i notice that it looks like I have a huge hickey from my back to my ass! yeah it isn't my proudest moment but it sure was funny as hell to everyone else! So I decided to share it :D Oh and for the next week I had a huge brusie (cause I bruise easily)and I could hardly sleep on it. :( I hope everyone got some chuckle out of it :D

My Deep Song Of Strength
I'm sorry I can't be as deep as you, my eyes don't see things the way you do I don't have the sadness in my life, that you carry around Yes I'm lonely too, but maybe not as much you For being wronged has me made strong So I carry on, I will speak my Song, I will never change the way I'am, my song speaks volumes of who I am I'm mentally strong more than most, I dare you to coast the roads I've tread Some of you, would surely have fled My mind has been battered and beaten, but not out Sharp as I tack it remains, in a battle of wits with me, you had better bring brains This Song it speaks of sweetness, beyond mushy, love never pushy, and some one who truly hopes to gain, a inner understanding of you, and why you came Came to by my friend A friend to the end maybe I dunno My Song tells you I been through it too, the heartache and the pain Shame I thought would never end, until life brought me some true blue friends This Song also tell

Shout Box Sox
Todays shoutbox cock muncher is!!!*drum roll* Da Sox: go fuck off & die cunt ->Da Sox: now now, you said you had A question.... not question(s),I dont give that out to just anyone. Specially to people I dont know.Sorry, have a good day. Da Sox: ??? Da Sox: ok, what's your yahoo or msn? ->Da Sox: umm yes that I do. Da Sox: do u have yahoo or msn messenger? ->Da Sox: sure.. shoot? Da Sox: question for u ok? Then after my reply he went ,rated me a one then blocked me*blushes* I was pretty nice to him too, oh well. I swear some peoples children who lack manners, but heavenly make up for it in the ignorance department

Lost Without You
Once I loved and lost, I tried not to cry, But then I met you, and gave love another try. Though it seemed like my feelings changed you were just not aware my love for you never went away, it was always there. It seems like just yesterday, two hearts beating as one, nothing could stand in our way, our love had just begun. So I stand before you , with my heart on my sleeve, hoping to forgive and forget, 'cause in our love I still believe. They say it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all, but whoever said that is headed for a big fall. I never felt this way before, and still I don't know why, I never shed a tear 'till the day you said goodbye.

Final Day
Ok fubuch contestants this thing ends at noon CST=central time zone,At that time i will close the folders and total everything up so be patience with me please everyone that has 2500 comments or more will get paid I wanna thank each and everyonr of you for keeping this a DRAMA FREE event and there will be many more to come.Untill Noon LUV YA ALL C YA THEN Painter

Ttoot Toot The Soul Train Has 59 Passengers And Plenty Of Seats!
The Sound Of Philadelphia (Soul Train)Uploaded by eXsistenZ1968 href="http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/simply2special/back grounds/?action=view¤t=4b29.jpg" target="_blank"> CHOO CHOO THE NEWEST TRAIN AROUND! COME AND JOIN THE S O U L TRAIN OF NOTHING BUT THE BEST PASSENGERS AND MUSIC IN TOWN!...............................! RULES: 1. PLEASE RATE/ FAN AND ADD THE HOST AS YOUR FRIEND. 2. MUST RATE AND ADD ALL PASSENGERS OF THIS TRAIN 3. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 4. IF YOU ALREADY FRIENDS OF A PASSENGER THEN JUST LEAVE A PROFILE COMMENT WITH THE SOUL TRAIN NAME TO INFORM ME THAT, YOU HAVE BEEN THERE. 5. WHEN TASK IS COMPLETED THEN E-MAIL, ME AND I WILL ADD YOU TO THE S O U L TRAIN..................! AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar CONTEST ON THE 30 TH SEXIEST QUEEN ON FUBAR@ fubar NYCE-N-SLOW@ fubar

Hornys Stash
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Iraq War...
Believe me I wanna be at peace but we need war to get to peace then so be it....we will not be bullied around by asshole terrorists....SO WAR IT IS!!!!!!! Believe me I feel it more then most do, my hubby is on his 4th tour in Iraq now and believe me I want him home....but this is the cost of FREEDOM...FREEDOM IS NOT FREE....REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!!! SEMPER FI!!!!!

My Happy Hour
My Happy Hour First off let me start by thanking everybody who helped me get this Happy Hour, you are all amazing. As I said this is going to be dedicated to my son Steven. Steven is very seriously ill in hospital suffering from Cancer, we have already been told its is terminal. Steven is also down syndrome and to him been happy is all he has ever known. Even during this illess he has never complained once, not even after going through major brain surgery. Im takin screen shots during the HH to show him. He has already seen the love and prayers people have shown him so far. The Happy Hour is going to be between 10 pm and 11 pm GMT. so everybody have a great hour. Make new friends and enjoy yourselfs. Thanks once again Dave Bette Midler Lyrics Bette Midler Music CodesMusic Codes by SongArea.com

The Miserable Poet
I SIT HERE ALL ALONE WITH A BOTTLE OF JACK AND A RINGLESS PHONE MY MISERY COMES AND SOMETIMES IT GOES I HAVE NO FRIENDS I HAVE NO FOES IM THE MISERABLE POET WITH NO LIFE TO LIVE I LIVE ALONE WITH MUCH LOVE TO GIVE I WRITE ON THESE PAGES WORDS OF SADNESS AND RAGE AND IF U DONT LIKE IT TURN THE DAMN PAGE MY FUTURE HOLDS A LIFE TIME OF SORROW GOD PLEASE TELL ME WILL THERE BE A TOMARROW I LET LOVE IN TOO MANY TIMES BEFORE NOW IM LOST SITTIN ON THE FLOOR SO IF EVER U FIND YOURSELF CRYIN AND SAD JUST LOOK AT MY LIFE YOU'LL SEE URS ISNT THAT BAD ILL NEVER FIND LOVE AGAIN I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE SO TO ALL WHO CHEATED ON ME WELL........FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Soulmates
I had never felt this gentle softness until now. Now with your hand touching mine, not even realizing it is your hand. All that is there is the softest, most adoring, purest overwhelming emotion I have ever felt. Softness that may only last a moment, but whose memory lingers deep inside you and changes you forever. ~*~ I had never felt the clouds beneath me until now. Now with your fingers intwined in mine, it is only the clouds that are needed to support my weightless soul. No longer weighed down with worries and frustrations, in this one single moment, there is nothing but you and I. Nothing else matters, belongs, or even resides here. ~*~ I had never felt true completion until now. Now with your eyes looking into mine, not even seeing your eyes there, but understanding for the first time that they truly are the window to your soul. I share this moment with you, knowing that my soul is as bare to you as yours is to mine, and in that one single moment, all else s

Squirrel Story
I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes. His mouth ! opened, and at the last po

Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Coca-cola-girls Pic Rules
IM A PRETTY SIMPLE GIRL, ALSO DOWN TO EARTH IN THE SENSE OF GIVING N TAKING..... I KNOW IN THE PAST MY PICS HAVE BEEN PRETTY EASY TO GET TO N VIEW, 4 U GUYS THAT STALK MY PICS N GIVE NOTHING BACK GOT OLD N LAME. SO I HAVE NOW CHANGED THINGS A BIT FOR U THAT DONT KNOW N IF U HAVE BEEN IN FAMILY FOR A WHILE N NOT SHOWIN REG. LUV I WILL TAKE U OUT *OUT W/THE OLD IN W/THE NEW*.... ITS ALL ABOUT GIVING N TAKING.....WITH ME, FOR THE ONES THAT DONT KNOW U GOT TO RATE ALL OF MY DEFAULT TO GAIN ACCESS TO MY NSFW PICS, WHICH MEANS ILL HAVE TO PUT U IN MY FAMILY AFTER U HAVE RATED ALL DEFAULT WHICH IS NOT A PERMENANT POSSITION EITHER....ONCE UR IN FAMILY N U RATE THE NSFW FAMILY FOLDERS I THEN WILL RATE UR PICS TO GIVE BACK......AFTER A FEW DAYS I WILL DELETE U FROM FAMILY IF U WISH TO BE PUT BACK IN? U WILL HAVE TO RE-RATE MY DEFAULT N I WILL ALSO RE-RATE...ITS ALL PRETTY SIMPLE. FRIENDS KEEP GIVING IN MY BOOK N IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POINTS ITS ABOUT THE BALANCE OF GIVING N TAKING.

Good Girls/ Bad Boys
Ok this topic I see more and more. So here is my theory and experience as to why good girls find bad boys. I am not saying I am a goody goody, but I am a good girl. Why do I always draw myself to the tough guy image. Well it's simple. I can be prim and proper the majority of the time. But when in a relationship with the tough bad boy it allows me to experience other things I never would have with a nice guy. Now when nice guys always say we finish last. That isn't true. It's the nice guys that allows woman to walk all over them are the ones that finish last. You can be a nice guy withought being a wussy. A woman likes a man that can stand up for themselfs, be passionate, daring. No one is saying change who you are, just if you want aa good girl, I am telling you what we attract towards. Now, when yall say a woman passes a good guy for a bad boy in the class of a asshole, that isn't true. We don't look for someone to beat us, but look for someone that will take us out of the good girl

Poetry
in a world where all is just as it seems, i wander in the shadows that have been cast by dreams, at wat point do we realize we arent safe in our own minds? that our thoughts will be judged by those who r blind, blind to the images that make us who we r, and the paths we have chosen that bare us as scars, we will continue the struggle on these sleepless nights, 2 afraid to be me for fear of hate and spite, but im tired of bein judged by those who cant be me, yet still i bare this burden cause only i can free me, but is feedom the issue if i cant escape my sins? would i give up my soul 2 feel safer in my skin? could we put a price on the things that would seem trivial 2 most? could we continue to live the lies that keep us hidden from our ghosts? could we travel on the path that would prevent us from bein real? the parts of us that will decide who we r and what we feel? i vow from this day fourth to stop running from the pain, and hold my head up high traversing this roc

Family Lets Show This Awesome Friend Some Love
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO THANK AN AWESOME PERSON FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND hillbilly (Elder) Native Spirits Tribe@ fubar TAKE THIS TIME TO VISIT HIS PAGE AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE HE IS A GREAT FRIEND TO HAVE THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY Tsisquo'ga ¢¾Native American Queen¢¾ ~ Club F.A.R. ~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Tsisquo'ga ¢¾Native American Queen¢¾ ~ Club F.A.R. ~' on '2008-01-15 21:26:57')

Poem The Tragedy Of Love
"The Tragedy of Love" They say "It's best to have loved and lost, Than to have never loved at all" although I don't totaly agree It's not completely false. To live a life without love yeah that's depressing, but to fear to love or of expressing now thats a tragedy. Take this story for example of a love I never got, I feared to express it because I thought that her type I am not. So I sit here pondering a love that might have been, all because I was scared of getting rejected. So how is this for a new version of an old expression, It's best to have loved and lost, than to have loved and feared to express it. Because love is such a beautiful thing you should never suppress it. But love is not so simple it still needs more consideration. The expression still one sided it should cover alot more angles. The more I think about the expression the more I want to change it, the tragedy behind love depends on the situation. I guess the expression can be changed t

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Im Being Threatened By The One And Only Christian "achilles" Once Again.
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Rebound Part#2
Well here go's nothing time to rant and blah about life.......Yeah turned 44 today yeah flippin yeah!!!! I'm glad i found fubar and im hating my self for finding it also....No im not bipolar or am i flippin Cybial but my God people why is everything people say on the net a big flippin lie or an act? have we become sooooo flippin immoral that we treat people with so much disrespect that we have lie that much even tho it's not in person to make our self's bigger than life that our poor ass excuse we have made for selfs we have to bring onto the net too......Well thanks but no thanks......dont share that kinda wealth u so gladly hold onto ...Keep it pls... just wallow in your own self pity and drown in it!!!!Yeah i know im a biker not suppose to feel act all big and bad blah blah blah But Hey should people not feel for 1 and other?Really i have been blessed in meeting people in real life .from here and other place and they have been great!!!! But sooooo many player's so many lier's .....s

Love Lost
I LEARNED SOMETHING VERY VALUABLE ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS RECENTLY IN LIFE SO TAKE IT SERIOUS ITS REAL ....RELATIONSHIPS OF ALL KINDS ARE LIKE SAND HELD IN YOUR HAND . HELD LOOSELY , WITH AN OPEN HAND , THE SAND REMAINS WHERE IT IS . THE MINUTE YOU CLOSE YOUR HAND AND SQUEEEZE TGHTLY TO HOLD ON , THE SAND TRICKLES THROUGH YOUR FINGERS . YOU MAY HOLD ON TO SOME OF IT , BUT MOST OF IT WILL BE SPILLED . A RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE THAT . HELD LOOSELY , WITH RESPECT AND FREEDOM FOR THE OTHER PERSON , IT IS LIKELY TO REMAIN INTACT . BUT HOLD TOO TIGHTLY , TOO POSSESSIVELY , AND THE RELATIONSHIP SLIPS AWAY AND IS LOST .

Cannot Say
What do you say, when she smiles, and it steals your breath away, when she laughs, making your heart flutter, when she cries, and you would walk through hell to dry those eyes, when she feels alone, and you would stand apon the highest peak to shout out that she isnt, when her heart is broken, and you would gladly give the peices of your own to make hers whole, what do you say, when you want to look into those impossibly amazing eyes, and tell her what you cannot say?

Who Am I
Ok people that have talked to me in the past I want to ask if I look like the type of girl u would marry and love or the girl u would just have a fling with?

Venting
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Contest Happy Hour Extravaganza!!!!!!
OK TO ALL MY AWESOME FUFRIENDS! NEED ALL OF U TO SHOW ME ALL THE LUV YOU ALWAYS DO BUT THIS TIME FOR A CONTEST SO I NEED THAT EXTRA LUVIN FOR THE WEEK! ALL U GOTTA DO IS GO TO http://fubar.com/images.php?u=429545&albumid=730125 AND CLICK ON MY PIC AND GIVE ME AS MANY COMMENTS EVERYDAY FROM SUNDAY THE 20TH AT 7PM EST TO FRIDAY THE 25TH!!!!!!!! I KNOW U CAN DO IT FOR ME AS MUCH LUV AS U SHOW ME EVERYDAY ALREADY SO CUM ON EVERYONE-HELP A GIRL OUT! THANK U ALL WHO DO! SEE U THERE!

It Not Just A Day Off!but A Day "to Remember And To Love One Another"
REMEMBER "MARTIN LUTHER KING" " A ANGEL SENT BY GOD TO BLESS US WITH HIS WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE" AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar

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New House, New Town (Straight) It had been a year since Sara’s divorce became final. With her 45th birthday just a few months away, she felt a new job in a new town, was be just what she needed. She sent resumes to a several different cities, to see what offers she would get. She had spent her last eight years, as the office manager to an accounting firm in Chicago. After a few weeks, she was getting offers from coast to coast. After looking over a handful of nice offers, she decided to give Nashville a chance. She found a nice big frame house, just about 20 minutes from downtown. She knew it would take a bit of work getting it as she wanted it. Being on her own now, she figured she could take her time and fix it JUST to suit her. She was settling into her new job as office manager, for a downtown publishing company. The people seemed nice enough and the hours were great. She spent her first few weeks unpacking and trying to organize things at home. With sp

Roaming Deep, In The Woods (bi-guys)
Roaming Deep in the Woods (Bi-Guys) I was out walking through the woods one late fall afternoon, when I came up on a campsite. It was a group of guys, from out of state, doing some hunting. Not having any luck that day, they all came back to camp early. They invited me to sit and have some for coffee. As we are sitting around the fire chatting, they tell me the eight of them, are high school buddies, who meet up once a year. They take turns picking the place, a different place every year. It gives them time away from the wives and families. So, even on slow days, they still can sit back and relax. Sometimes they find a place near a lake, for some fishing too. I was a warm afternoon, so some of them were just wearing shorts and t-shirts. After an hour or so, I notice that one of the guys has the head of his cock peaking out the leg of his shorts. It looks huge, I can't seem to look away. He catches me staring and grins. He gets up and walks over to where I am s

The Stuttering Cat
The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must'v e been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "FUCK," the rottweiler ate him!"

Revised Contest Dates
I am going to push this back one week for 2 reasons! I want at least 15 contestants to make it interesting and I haven't received one picture yet. SO, there's REASON #1. REASON #2 I sat on a very comfortable lead in the hottest mummer contest for two long and am having to duke it out everyday, back and forth, for first place with Misterfeet! (He's tough but, like my reason #1 is making it very interesting! So, I need to keep hustling if I intend to win J-Roxx's contest! SO, here is the info. ( I have even upped the prizes to hopefully encourage you to be a little creative and do this!) I am calling it "The 5 Thinger Discounted Contest!" I have had so much fun with the contests I have been participating in. I decided I have to host one of my own so I can sit on the other side and enjoy the comments and action. NO COMMENT BOMBING! J-Roxx has set a good example with her rates only contest and I would like to go that route. I want something fun and funny that oth

Love Behind The Melody
Whats that sound? The beat is thumpin, ooo, that melody is bumpin The sounds are near, thats moaning in my ear, so clear, Is the love making that is near. Hear that melody of oo's and ah's poundinof bodies, moving like strings on guitars, in tune Wow, listen as my heart beat like a drum. Damn sounds like fun, but we all can find this kind of love Behind the melody

Sorry I Am So Gone Lately....
Just a quick note before I go to bed... For those that don't know and who care, I started back to work and back to school. I have not been on here much lately, I just check for messages and send a comment or two once a day. I am sorry if anyone feels like I have forgotten about them. I am just so busy lately that I don't even know which way is up. Things will slow down around the middle of April when tax season is over. I promise I will try to keep in touch. Please be patient with me. Kisses, Michelle

January 24,2008
Good Morning all!!!! You are all so awesome we have been increasing our leveling as a family each day which is awesome....I so LOVE YOU ALL and can never pay you for what you all do.....Please remember when you get someone leveled to leave a comment on here so the rest of the family knows..... Clipdog ~ CLUB F.A.R ~ Sisters 4 Life@ fubar RECONDOC _DSC_ fubar hubby to JADA & real life fiancee' for real yo@ fubar )~~(Vincue2)~~(DSC,D&DC,-N- Club F.A.R. )~~(r/l hubby of Munchkin)~~@ fubar ♣Τwïšτεd §ïšτä♣ ♠Ç∫ùβ ƒÃ®♠@ fubar Treyso ~ Club Far ~@ fubar ~♥ InSaTiAbLY URS♥ ~CĹنΒ FãR~@ fubar DGAZ/Club F.A.R. Member!@ fubar frktrkman@ fubar GARY - Owner Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction - Owned by NoCtUrNaL MiStReSs@ fubar

Drunken Sexual Chronicles Of +bauer+- Vol. 1
It was late. We were both wasted and and crawled into bed. Now, I am always up for sex, and this girl was stunning...but I was so drunk and so tired, I could take it or leave it. She advanced. I tried to comply the best I could and +Bauer+ Jr, was awake, but I was fucking beat. "We can do this, but you are gonna have to do all the work." She complied...in a big way. Next thing I know she is riding away like rodeo cowgirl and all I am is dead weight with a working pole (ok, maybe stick). Just when things seemed to be moving along fine... The unthinkable happened.... She bent me. Now I have watched a fair share of porn in my day. I have seen some guys with a flexible penis that can bend here and there. I am not one of those guys... and I got 90 degree angled. She freaked, I shrieked, she cried. "Why are you crying? I am the one with the broken dick?" She cried more. "Stop, stop stop. I'm fine, get back up there." So she did, with tea

Leaving 2/1/08
Ok, so I have finally come to a decision and find that most of Fubar has lost the fun idea that was this site and instead have turned it into a competition based upon pure vanity. It's unfortunate, but such is life. So, that means that I will completely delete my profile and not be coming back. I will leave on February 1st. If you have complaints or want to be able to contact me through other means and don't yet have those IDs then just ask. If I don't talk to you before then, well hope you have fun and I suppose I may see you around, though I highly doubt it. - D

The Red Circle
Toes dangling off the ledge of the building, he stares down, and almost through, the ground 13 stories beneath him. Lifeless, barren, deserted and empty. The streets…and he…are the same. Except the street has lines telling which side you are on. And an odd red circle in the center of the left lane, or one closest to him, that is. And he, He has nothing but a blank expression, and a desperation to ease the mind behind it. He thinks about the terms connected to the action he now considers taking. And nothing of a negative sort can be hinted at, in the slightest, let alone solidified. It’s his minds way of telling him he’s beyond saving. It’s his depressions way of telling him that he’s not beyond action. And that is what drove him here. Trying to settle his nerves, He quickly begins to change the world around him. The ledge half his foot hangs off of, is now a brick diving board. The cold, hard, ground beneath him, a cement swimming pool. And the moon that hangs above his head, hi

Ice Cream!
I step close to you, and run my fingers along your jaw line and on to the back of your head, into your hair. Pushing up onto my tiptoes, I reach my lips to yours and press them to your soft gentle lips. You kiss me back holding for a few moments before you gently probe your tongue, seeking entrance. I accept your tongue with mine and caress it, then enter your mouth with mine. A shiver runs down my spine and all the butterflies in my stomach flutter at once, making it feel like an earthquake in my body. You place your arms around me and pull me closer to your body, and I feel your throbbing manhood against me. I move my hand up your spine and pull closer, clawing into your back just slightly. You move one hand to my firm round buttocks, and squeeze just before you begin to unfasten my blood red corset, one hook at a time. I move my hands up your shirt letting my fingers glide against your bare, soft skin. Then I pull my nails across your back with just enough pressure to send pul

On A Cloudy Day (poem)
Even upon the cloudiest day the sun shines bright with only a thot of her she is my light in life she is my angel on earth her voice sounds like silk so smooth so soft so dear and as the day drags on nothing can bring me down for she is on my mind and a smile is in my heart as i dream of the next time we speak for the sun shines bright even on the cloudiest day with just a single thot of her thinking of me and smiling the whole day. Copyright Jan 2001 Uglypoet J S

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ഇ♥ §ŧą¢їε ♥ഇ fubar page http://www.fubar.com/user/1496719 FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE One of the pictures she uses can be located here: http://avatars.imvu.com/catalog/cpg144/index.php?cat=17616073 We were just informed of the salute this person has posted and all we can say is lmao This has got to be the saddest FAKE attempt of a FAKE salute. Here is the salute fubar DID accept from this FAKE This FAKE continues to post more and more FAKE pictures claiming them as her. The funniest thing about this FAKES page is the men who have crushed her and who comment on her pictures. Do these men not see that she rarely uses a picture of the same girl? Almost EVERY picture she posts is a different female! We will add the links to where all the other pictures this person is claiming to be them are located as soon as we have them. All of the pictures in the ME folder are obviously of different girls. The default pi

Battle Of The Sexes Contest!!!!!!!
BOMBING BATTLE OF THE SEXES!!!!! Sponsered by: Dreams and Screams Lounge 1. You may bomb anyone even yourself. 2. Your only comments count. 3. The three men and women with the most comments WIN. 4. The top man and woman will OWN the 3 members of the opposite sex with the least comments. 5. The second highest man and woman will choose 2 of the 3 members of the opposite sex with the least comments and will own them. 6. The third highest man and woman will own the remaining member of the opposite sex that is not owned by the second highest. 7. It is up to you to promote yourself. 8. I am Only in this for the points! 9. At the end of Two Weeks the battle will end and the folder will be closed and no more comments will be allowed until a winner has been declared. 10. You could end up owning someone and you could end up being owned.....lets find out how popular YOU ARE!!!!! What Do You Get From The Person You Own??? The effects of the ownership will la

January 27,2008
Hey All Happy Sunday hope you all have an awesome day......One of the changes is that the blog will be posted on MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, FRIDAYS AND SUNDAYS IT WILL HAVE ENOUGH UP FOR THE 2 DAYS....And if all the people have leveled then i will work on a new one....Also if you have worked on any of them PLEASE let me know DJ Phucker~DSC~Bada Bings CAPO and Terrifying Terrorist ~FU Engaged to his Cherished Purpleroses~@ fubar anthony70085@ fubar Puerto Rican Princess@ fubar FuTuRe Ex GiRlFrIeNd ~ BaRtEnDeR @ sOuThErN HiDeAwAy@ fubar Nyha ♥ Mari's Fu~Fiancee ♥ **DJ 4 PyRat**@ fubar ~DolphinLover~R/L daughter to "Tigerprincess"~@ fubar

Prom
I went to prom last night. Not with a high-schooler, mind you. I went to Work Prom. I know what you're thinking: An employer hosting Prom sounds fucking ridiculous. And you're right. Work Prom was completely fucking ridiculous. Because we knew that work prom would be ridiculous, we planned a pre-prom party. The invite was something like, "This is just to confirm that we're going to get fucked up before we go get fucked up." And so we did. I'm not entirely sure where my car is, but I don't think it's downstairs.

Pain
We meet for dinner and hit if off really well we spend our time talking and getting to know each other. It ends with a second date and an extremely passionate kiss. The next day you come to my house each knowing that the time is right. I meet you at the door and lead you in. By the hand I take you to the room. You see it is set up like a dungeon and it excites you. You already begin to get wet thinking of whats to come. Begin to undress you slowly removing your blouse to see you have a cup less bra on. Then removing your skirt you are wearing garter belt and stockings and nothing else. I take you to the middle of the room where there are binds hanging from the ceiling you tremble with fear and yet are excited at the same time, I cuff you and then you see the blindfold fear and excitement again grip you as it is placed over your eye's. I begin caressing you all over lightly running my hands tantalizing you. Then I begin to play with your nipples pinching and biting them the pa

Wtf???
I don't even know where to begin...I know everyone is different and everyone has their opinion on what sexy is and isn't...I've seen some really classy women on this site, and I've seen some that portray themselves to be skanks...I understand their are SFW pics and NSFW pics and everyone is entitled to have what they want, that isn't what bothers me...What absolutely repulses me, is when you see some of these woman with their legs all spread out like HEY LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A COOTER...Yeah, we get it you have one, why flaunt it out in your main pic??? Is it just me, or do others think it's disgusting??? I mean one chick, has her legs spread so far apart you could park a buick between them...I'm not kidding when I say it really makes me nauseous...I'm sure there are some men out there that think it's hot, but I also know of men that think that it's low self esteem issues...I'm not really asking if anyone agrees or disagrees with me, I just felt the need to get it off my chest before I vo

Another Encounter
I was on my way to the beach for a nice, relaxing overnight stay. The first time in forever I was going to be alone, and able to enjoy complete solitude. I was speeding down rt. 1 when this weird noise started. It was coming from the engine, but I had no clue what it was. It was dark out, drizzling, and just not ideal circumstances to be stuck on the side of the highway. I stopped the car, as the noise was getting louder, and popped the hood. I was muttering to myself how stupid this was, since I had no clue what I was supposed to be seeing. As I stood there staring at the engine, I saw a car pull over ahead of me and stop. My stomach started churning, and I was thinking all sorts of horrible scenarios, ending in my death, or rape, beating…damn, I watch too much tv. As I looked up a man got out of the car and started toward me. I couldn’t see what he looked like in the dark, but he didn’t seem menacing. He was carrying a flashlight, and shown it on me as he approached. I was thinkin

Simply Numb
I thought you finally heard me.. cries that could not be denied. Always feeling so lonely, only a pulse tells me I'm alive. Numb and unaware, life just seems so unfair. Where is my place? Why do I hide? Years of salty tears, I have cried. SAD, AFRAID, with thoughts of -----. Friends I once had, no where can I find. Their words once filled me with hopes, withered away, and died. I would rather have had deaf ears, and not heard their misguided lies. Now to each of you, time for me to turn the blind eye. Maybe you will miss me? Or let me go with a simple silent goodbye...

Test Bulletin # 1
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It Rained Again Today
It was a summer on the shore; An afternoon on a secluded beach in a private cove spent on simple enjoyments. Enjoying the sun, the sand, the water, and the wonder that was to become US. It was a summer on the shore, it was years ago, but it is as vivid to me as if it were only yesterday. I breath in and I can still smell the fragrance of you blended with the ocean. I feel the warmth of the sun and of your touch. I can hear your heart beating. I can still trace your features with my fingertips. I can close my eyes and see you standing before me. I can feel your eyes gazing into mine as we both lose ourselves in one another's stare. It was that evening we made love on the beach in the rain. It was that moment when our souls became joined forever, so intertwined with one another that neither would be whole again without the other. It's strange how clearly the mind can recall life's most precious moments when so many other memories have begun to fade. I don't know, maybe it depen

If
If I said I need you, would you really care? or would you just walk away and pretend I wasn't there. If I said I love you, would you stand right by my side ? hold me close to your heart and let me come inside. Baby you know I love you , like I never loved before, and as each day passes by I love you so much more, you're the one I love and respect, you're the one I adore. In this time of uncertainty there's one thing you can be assure, your the medicine to my disease, your love is my cure. I want to spend the rest of my life loving you with all my heart, I'd do whatever it takes so that we may never part. What I'm asking you , is do you you feel the same for me? if the answer is no tell me now, I'll just have to set my love for you free. I'll keep in my heart the memory of a love I tried to share , and I hope that you know , that for you I'll al

Stories
I remember the stories i was told when i was small, when the princess was in trouble all she had to do was call, now that i am older i know thats not all true cause every waking moment my heart cries out to you, if you see god theres one thing you can do, tell god i would give anything for one more day with you, i would give my eyes to see you as happy as you have been, i would give my voice to tell you are my father and a friend, i would give my heart to save you cause with out you i am alone, i would give my life with out regret, if would come back home... this was wrote for my dad that died 3 yrs ago... Holley Bess

Your Not Listening Anyways
I just pretty much wanted to write this, express this, and hopefully get feed on it. I am currently working on being CONTENT. Happiness is a long shot, but hell at least I'm not giving up like some days I think it would be better if I did. In the past 5 months, I have matured. Yes, I came on this site looking for something that is impossible to find. I have found, instead very few, but very GREAT, friends. They know who they are. Names are meaningless either way. In my past, I have done stupid things. I have hurt people I cared about. I was hurt by people who turned out to be fake, and people that only used me. I have realised that THIS very site can tear REAL life relationships apart. Visit a site called www.myyearbook.com When you open it, your initial thought will be "this is a teenagers/kids site" But I have been observing that site, and this one for the past month. Taking notes. Looking at the BIG picture. Analysing the smaller pictures. There is... LESS drama on a s

Why Men Are Scared Of Single Moms
So I mentioned my kid the other day. I have been raising my son alone since he was 5 months old. If you are hearing this for the first time and you are female…I know what you're thinking…This guy deserves a blow job from me right now….no matter what my husband thinks. The funny thing about that is if we were talking about a female raising a kid by herself the stigma is totally different. She has "baggage." Having a child has NEVER stood in between me and meeting a woman. As a matter of fact it has helped. But could you imagine it being that way for a female? Why is it men are petrified of women with kids? Well, I know of course. And I am going to help you single mom's turn the corner so guys look at you. Stop wearing Disney clothes- Just because your kids like Mickey Mouse doesn't mean you have to dress like you work at a Disney Store. Your kids are the most important things in your life…but they are not you. Your job as a mother will be no bett

Omop! O My!
When I moved into a three-bedroom house with hardwood floors, I bought a mop. I never used it. In my childhood home, my mother never used a mop. Instead, she would get on her hands and knees and scrub the floor by hand - the only way, in her opinion, to really get it clean. She opined that mops just push dirt around. My reasons for not using the mop may have been less noble. Regardless, when I moved out of the house and into my one-bedroom apartment last fall, I sold the mop - still in the plastic - at my yard sale. My apartment has polished cement floors which, as you might imagine, aren't very pleasant to scrub. Polished concrete, while looking really fucking cool, is actually really fucking cool. Cold, even. Especially cold on one's knees and wet hands. And so, last week, I purchased a mop. Not just any mop, mind you. The omop. I'd been staring lustily at the omop for some time now. I'd taken it off the shelf, examined the oblong plastic container, gazing

Aint This The Truth?
"When you find that special someone, you'll understand why it didn't work out with anyone else."

Superbowl Or Me......
Hey, everyone sorry I didn't write yesterday. Saturday night some friends came over and we all enjoyed some Kandi. I wasn't up to typing. What is better to talk about my dream of the "stalker" or the Super Bowl? Since my best of football is setting around half naked driving my brother's friends crazy. GIGGLE GIGGLE Yeap, the stalker guys was back. He is really getting into my head. I'm actually having to check my handcuffs, and stun gun and stuff. Guess I like stalkers a little toooooo much. Something about being watch. Knowing someone is going through my stuff. Watching my stalker as he goes through my panties, and other cloths. Picking them out. Then me wearing them knowing he's watching getting he thrills. I know this is boring to everyone else. Guess it means I really need sex. Sorry, but I don't like lay there and do me sex. I want guys who like forcing it.....guess that is why my stalker dreams really get me going. Guys would you like to sneak in my room l

Important!!
I just got a phone call that they are currently admitting my PaPa in the hospital. He has pneumonia, the flu and possible congestive heart failure. The worst part of all of this is that he already has a pace maker and only 40% of his heart is working. So his health is very poor to begin with. The doctor said he is a very sick man right now. I know not everyone believes in prayer, but if you do, PLEASE say a prayer for him. If you don't believe in prayer, please do whatever it is you do. I just want him to get well.

Heres A Toast!!
So pretty much, I have come to a huge conclusion about the stuff I have recently been dealing with. There really is greener grass. To exist happily, you have to be able to set aside stuff that bothers you and stresses you out. Rule out the stressors, rule out the stress. I can only honestly thank the friends that have been there. They all know who they are, I don't need to list them. I have been through major stuff, and very little time to mature, I was given 5 months, and with their help, I did it. Your drama is unimportant to me. Being disresected? I'm done with the assholes. If you allow yourself to be content with whats around you, you will learn to be happy with yourself. I don't regret the decisions I have made. If I could go back, I know everything would still be the same. I'm a person. I have feelings. For a long time, I ignored them, and pretended I had more pride than ability to show them. Thank you all, really, for helping me learn to cope with my ghosts, skelet

Hmmm
Well, I leave all my family members profile comments everyday and there's only a few of you who leave me 1 back, Why? I leave my friends profile comments and get a very few back, Why?? WTF is your problem?...It only takes a minute to return the luv, DAMN!!

29th Of Feb
It's a leap Year Hehehehe Watch out all you men Traditionally when it comes to proposing marriage, it falls on the male to ask his sweetheart if she would do him the honor of becoming his wife. This year however is a leap year and on the 29th of February the tables are turned. It is a leap year tradition that women propose marriage on the 29th of February And if the man says no then he must pay a fine, the fine can be anything that the girl desires from a simple kiss to a very expensive piece of jewellery. So watch out boy because I’m telling all my girlfriends to go for it We’re coming to get you!!!!

Tag ... You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) Hates cheese 2.) Classically trained vocalist 3.) Eagle Scout 4.) One of only 3 non-Catholics to graduate from a Catholic High School 5.) Rarely smiles 6.) Conservative living in an ultra-liberal state 7.) Thinks Homer is more of a father and husband then most of the male half of the human race will ever be. 8.) Knows there is alien life beyond our galaxy 9.) At one time sold porn on eBay .. and did well enough to pay a mortgage and two vehicle leases 10.) Complete introvert.

Taggggggg..you're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) i HAVE to have a Panera's cinnamon crunch bagel with honey walnut cream cheese every morning or i'm a real pain in the ass...(speaking of asses...check out #3) occasionally, i burn the bagels, but that's what smoke alarms are for, right?!? 2.) socks and shoes...okay...i put one sock and one shoe on first and then the other sock and shoe on next...that way, if i have to run out of the house that's on fire from a burning bagel, i'm at least half dressed... 3.) Asses...hmmm...well, i've been told i have a really cute one...BUTT...truth is...i'm just an ASS...hehehe 4.)hmmm...speaking of body parts...my top fantas

You Can Thank The Kiss Of Soul For This Blog Lol
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I was almost named Cookie Monique but my granny told my mother she'd better not name me that shit or else.. So she name me Iris II ( yea i'm a jr.) 2. I've been playing violin since 4th grade.. 3.I am ambidextrous meaning i can write with both hands. 4. I love IFC, AMC, and TCM old movies kick ass 5. I hate being called baby, boo, ma, or shawty. 6. I appreciate good music Pink floyd, led zepplin, Heart, The Who, The Doors, Eric Clapton, Iron Butterfly, Michael Martin Murphy, Roger Eagen, Todd Rundgren and many many many more.. 7. I know the difference between rap and hip hop and singing about laffy taffy isnt hip hop..

Shortened Experience
Bad thing about stalkers is they are so unpredictable. Yeah you never know when they are going to show up, or just disappear all together. Last night the stalker dream was just a few segments over and over. Me cheering at the competition. Then me chained, gagged, naked to the metal bed with him torturing my little clit with my stun gun. All night the same flashes........DAMN IT I wanted to see him grab me. The struggle. What did he do shock me with my own stun gun until I passed out? Or did he just over power me? There is tons of thing he could have done. I want to know how I became his fuck prisoner. Yeah, I know I obsessing, but I really love being taken. My x use to love shocking me with stun guns until I was almost passed out then letting me recover, so he could do it again. My clit would be sore for weeks. Every step i took was a shocking reminder of what he did to me. As far as me cuffed and stuffed, guys seem to like that as much as I do. More you hurt me better I

What Makes You Truly Happy?
I was in the car with my son and he was listening to Eminem. There was a song playing in which the question was asked, “if you had one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you’ve ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?” My reply, and I said this out loud, was that I doubted I would ever be offered everything I ever wanted in one shot. Then I started thinking…what is everything I ever wanted? If an angel appeared in front of me and told me I could have everything I ever wanted right then and there, what would I say? Well, the first thing that comes to mind, and I suspect this is true for the majority of people, is “I want to be happy”. Hmmm…I want to be happy…that is quite a generic and open-ended phrase…either the angel wouldn’t know what to give me or the sense of humor I suspect the higher power(s) of having will kick in and I could be pleasantly or unpleasantly surprised. Ok…so…maybe I should define more what “everything I ever wanted” would

Internet F'in Up
Ok.. so if I go bye bye its because my internet has starting blinking off again.. its warmed up out so the ground is wet again.. fookin phone company RaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawR

About Me...
Hey Everyone... Yesterday and today, most of you saw that my status was sick and doctors... as most of you know, I don't get sick often. I get migraines, but not sick. Well, on Wednesday, I had a siezure on Wednesday. I am scheduled for a CT Scan Friday afternoon and off to see a Neurologist next week. I may not be at the computer much over the next few days. Staring at the monitor hurts my head and I have been sleeping a lot. Please be patient with me if I don't respond to Shouts... send a PM instead please. :) I will keep everyone informed on whats going on. With Love To All... *~AngL~*@ fubar

Loneliness
It is cold today Indeed the rain is falling and I am alone. Thoughts of life and love, meaningless to anyone but myself. I am alone. They watch me, their eyes not knowing, knowing nothing of what they see. I am but another creature, alone. They scurry on the surface, unaware, unaware of the life below when you are alone. Loneliness, not a burden nor a sorrow, but a time of solace, of deepness never to be shared, never to be understood. They can never reach the place where I am And I know I will never reach the place where they are. I know I don't want to reach that place. True happiness is here, unmisted. Unmisted by smiles or laughter, unmisted by the joys of company. To find true happiness, to know if one is truly happy, he must be happy alone. Have you ever just wanted to die?

For The Ladies Only
hello fu peeps......its been a minute..but im doin this blog for the ladies......its bout time somebody show some positive love...to them...not just drool and beg them for things that makes them feel less than what they worth.....but im here to do the 180....yes that right...nuttin nasty but showin love to those who help make my experience on here great.....first i want to shout out the ladies in my name......i start from last to first so bear with me.... first cuite and starr..... them two been cool to me from day one... starr is a sweet and kid and very funny....no matter what she had my back....in our former fam on anyhwere when i needed her hse was there to help me..and treat me fair.... that's why she my sis...and my freind....cutie aka jess....she very unique person....very out going..nice real and dont take bs... when i was goin thru stuff she never judge me...or anything....she always help me or my freinds....she does stuff with asking....al

Time Is Running Out On Me
My time is running out on my comment contest to get another month of VIP...I would really appericate it if all my friends could come help me out here..Just takes up a few mins of your time to come post a few comments on my pic. they don't have to make since just add a comment. I have still got a long ways to go before I reach the 10,000 mark. Just click on the pic and it will take you there. Thanks to everyone that has already came to help me out. Thanks, ~BABYGIRL~

Help!! Vote!!!
Hey Everyone, If you could take a minute(not even) to vote for me as Wicked Doll of the month. This is a kick-ass site that I have been with for some time now. Just click here: (and scroll down til you see the poll.Click on my name(DUUUUH) and hit "VOTE"!! PLEASE do this for me. It doesn't take long at all and would bring a smile to my face. If you don't want to bring a smile to my face WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON MY "FRIENDS" LIST??!!?! ::giggles:: =]

The Man For Me
To have a man see me for who i am inside..to know there is no other like me, and try as hard as they may THEY SHALL NEVER BE ME!!!!! The man for me will see thru the lies and cloudy deciet...when others try to act like me... He shall be the epitomy of strength and elagance and not afraid to show it!!! To walk with class and head held high!!! strutting shall we say??? to walk with me on his arm clearing the path of commoners and posers with the mear force of our presence!!! To walk the night as it was ment to be, and our children be drawn to his dark beacon. He shall live life to the fullest with me, in all aspests of our personalities!!!! from walking the darkness, accepting our need to feed... to being my dominant master, or even be my slave to find the thrills of the adrenaline rush to walking the night in all its quiet slendor and glory to being tender and warm and careing of each other to wanting to feel the wind in our face and thr

Fathead You Fail..
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I'm generally a sucker for a pretty smile. 2: I have a voice fetish (don't ask lol), seriously, I like accents. 3: I prefer brunettes. 4: Music is life, even if I don't listen to the radio at all. 5: I tend to just spend money on random things, not one that saves it. 6: As much as I grumble about it, I really don't hate my job lol. 7: I think too much. 8: I hate holidays!! 9: Ignorance and stupidity drive me INSANE. 10: I have major trust issues... ---------------------------------------------------- My Picks: Samantha aka Angel Baby Denise aka Buttons Michelle aka A_M_N_E_S_I_A Ellie

I'm Going To Hell
I usually don't post twice in one day but what happened to me yesterday was too funny to leave untold. Let me start off by saying that I am the most calm, easy going driver on the road. Traffic jams, accidents, school zones...no problem. Until today.... So I'm driving down the road, singing along to Walk This Way, the Run DMC/Aerosmith version (doing vocals for both bands because I am a little hip hop and a little rock n' roll) when I come to a red light. I want to turn left so I have to wait for the green arrow. This one. Not this one. In front of me is this vehicle and its plastered with Christian bumper stickers. Not just one or two on the bumper either. I mean ALL OVER the whole backside. Windows, tailgate, bumper...the works. I read so many Bible verses during this long ass red light that I could have given a sermon tonight. Finally, I get the arrow. But the guy in front of me isn't moving. I thought maybe he was deep in prayer. So I wait a sec

Question
will anyone miss me? Will anyone care if gone? Does anyone even notice that i ma here? Does love me and care about me?

Friends Without Faces
We sit and we type and we stare at our screens, We can't help but wonder what all of this means. With mouse in hand ...we roam through this maze, On an infinite search...lost in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes At times we'll band together to gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. Soon friendships are formed - but - why we don't know, But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes we'll flirt, In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. Why is it on screen, we are so easily bold, Telling our secrets, that have never been told. The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell, We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must So we turn to our 'puters ...and to those we can trust. Even though it s

You Have Been Tagged
YOUR IT TAG cuz Furby said Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1.- Believing in Dreams 2.- FootBall Is A Passion--EAGLES-WHOT WHOT 3.- I drink Coffee 24/7 4.- Love the Color Red 5.- Love making People Happy 6.- love to smile 7.-Love to Work For what I want and Usually always get it-lol 8.-My best friends from Fubar who i love to death~~~Becky, Misty, Phil, JM 9.- When I smoke i get to Giggly-which can be SEXY 10.- JM You are Just Like a Star to ME I will Tag People at a later Date

Thanks Sis
YOUR IT TAG cuz Furby said Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1.- I am a little bit of a control freak 2.- Hate the Dallas Cowboys.. with a passion 3.- I drink Coffee 24/7 4.- Love being Mama 5.- Dont like flowers for valentines day 6.- Drive fast 7.-Love to make people laugh 8.- would do anything for my friends and family 9.- Dont care what people think of me 10.- love to surprise people with random things I will Tag People at a later Date

Kiss Me Softly
Kissing is an art, one most master Kissing slowly is better than faster Kiss me slowly Kiss me tenderly Kiss me sweetly Kiss me on the lips Down to my finger tips Delicately sample my nipples Kiss it, tease it, rather simple When done right, let me be precise Kissing itself can be rather very nice Kiss me slowly Kiss me tenderly Kiss me sweetly Kiss my body inch by inch Till it tickles and starts to flinch Kiss me in the left and right ear Whisper sweet words of passionate care Kiss me by the neck With little kisses called pecks Kiss me hungrily in the mouth Hear my groaning delicious shouts Kiss me below and yonder Till my juices begin to ponder And turn on fire with desire Kiss me slowly Kiss me tenderly Kiss me sweetly Kiss me once, twice, thrice Oooo! These kisses are very nice

Courtesy Of Cam
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: In the mornings I eat coffee and donuts. Daily. I balance this out by eating ridiculous health foods for dinner, like tofu and spinach wraps. 2: I struggle to find peace with the status quo, no matter how great things are at any given point. 3: I spent my entire 'middle school' years of life in a residential treatment program. Basically--something between boot camp and a mental institution and Outward Bound. 4: I am addicted to sushi. 5: I work in a musical instrument store, yet I'm barely learning to play guitar. I consider it a blessing, yet I feel like every day at the job could be my last due to my lack of knowledge.

Breath Of Life
The Closest i can get to holding you, is with my words and yours, so i do not want to let go, for when i wake you are not there to hold. So i hang onto every word, as if it were a hug from you. And i desire your kisses, as if they were my own breath to live. J.Stacy Copyright Feb,2008

Party Girl And The Weekend
I'm not your average girl. I like things extreme. I WANT AND LOVE BEING FORCED, and TRAPPED. I LOVE PAIN. Only way in my panties is by forcing. If you want this pussy then rape it. Remember you can't rape the willing and if you get the chance to force it then I want it. For those of you who enjoyed my discussion on my dream stalker. My body was a little tooooo busy and my mind to cloudy to visit with the dream stalker. By the way guys, Friday night I put on the little bitty bitty mini skirt your picked, along with the spandix top, thigh high tights - white and black zebra stripped, matching thong, knee high fetish boots. I wasn't there long when I felt the first fuzziness hit. I tried fight it off but the drink was already gone and liquid e and what ever else was already in me. I knew then someone wasn't going to take no for an answer. I love guys who'll do anything they have to use and abuse my body. As I fought to keep my head straight, my friend Mark decide I needed

Death In Family
well i am sad to say i lost my grandmother this morning i wont be around much today or for the next 5 or so days. So to all my friends take care of yourselves and be safe dont worry about me ill be fine.

Salutes
i think its so fucking ridiculous that fubar makes ppl put a salute up...they say u can't go past level 10 without one...its like do it leave options, ur forced into doing it which is totally wrong...well they cancelled my VIP status and i get no points 4 rating and commenting on ppl, rotflmfao...guess soneone told them i hadn't posted a salute and got jealous that i had gotten t rockstar level without posting a salute...well i really don't liking taking pic's coz i'm not photogenic, guess thats a fault of mine, but i don't like being forced into doing something that is so foolish so i'm thinking of deleting my acct,. i know alot of u r saying thats so stupid, just post the salute...well guess what i posted a salute about 1 hr ago and they rejected it....hahahahaha. well i can say to fubar is that with all the blasts i gave to ppl to keep u guys going ain't worth it...i'll delete this acct. tomorrow, gotta give my respects and love to my friends b4 i leave...

Thank You!!
I just want to thank all of my friends who helped Papaercut level.She is a great person and a better girlfriend.Thank you all... :D

I Have Been Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I laugh when I am nervous. 2. I blush.. A LOT 3. I was in the band.. clarinet. 4. Procrastination is my biggest downfall. 5. I sing to the top of my lungs when I am alone. 6. I hold a deep love for my friends even the ones I never met. 7. I worry too much about everyone. 8. Naturally I am an introvert. 9. I bite my nails. 10. I can sniff my upper lip..lol Ok U guys have been Tagged Dirty Skittles Griogal Sandy IslandGirl Jesus

10 Things... Damn You Juicy
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I go through, on average, 7 cans of Monster a day 2. I pee green... (Most likely from the 7cans of Monster... at least I hope thats why) 3. I have a large ego, but surprisingly low self esteem. And yes, it is possible 4. Im never anythin more than a rebound for women when I actually DO date. (Probally why I have such low self esteem) 5. I frickin HATE hyporcrites, even though Im one myself :D 6. I let things slide and build up before I explode on someone, and usually its the wrong person I take my anger out on 7. Needles creep me out. I can watch movies where people get torn the shreds without a problem,

My Heart Is Broken
Today has been one of those days..I have felt so alone and out of touch. I havent felt like this in a very long time and i dont know why. I have met some great people who have put me back into a place of happiness and joy. And then today someone who i have been very close to said that no one really cared about me and that i would never find anyone to ever want to take the time out of their lives to give me a chance. For the first time in a long time I cried. It hurts because I dont want to believe this person, but then in a way I have to because of the way people have just stopped talking to me lately. These last few months have been a drain on me physically and emotionally with the divorce and the custody stuff. I havent been this drained since i had to bury my mom and dad. For all my friends who happen to read this. If i have done anything to any of you I am sorry. Please give this now lost and wandering soul a second chance at redemption. I know my son will always be by m

You're It
HERE IT IS MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS I'M TEASE ;) I WAS CITY BOY TURNED INTO A COUNTRY BOY MY FIANCE WANTS TO SUCK MY TONGUE OUT OF MY MOUTH I'M GETTING MARRIED IN JUNE I'M MOVING TO WYOMING THEN TOO IM A SEXY BEAST AND MY FIANCE WANTS TO SCREW MY BRAINS OUT ;) I'VE LOST 26 POUNDS IN 3 WEEKS I HAVE 6 KIDS I WAS MARRIED 14 YEARS WENDY'S PIE IS MY FAVORITE YOU'RE IT: SHADY CHAINS 301 THE BIG MIKE BIG BEN SEXY SANDY SASSY PANTS ALICE FREAKY GURL 2007 DEVIL BEAUTIFUL ANGEL 22

Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i pace in a figure-eight pattern when i am stressed out or deep in thought 2. aside from movies, i haven't watched television in about ten years 3. i have set myself on fire three times - all on accident *sigh* 4. i eat spaghettio's straight out of the can 5. i don't mind the cure so much - disintigration and previous (fuck you for even thinking it, sickiedoll :P) 6. my kids favorite game to play with me is "killer mutant monster zombie dad" 7. i toured europe the summer after i graduated high school 8. i flunked out of college - too much lsd 9. my favorite coffee is sumatra mandheling 10. i can suck one end of

10 Random Things About Me...
Ok...so I've been tagged, usually I don't do these things much..but..what the heck, I said I'd at least fill out 10 things..lol..;) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Nobody every guesses my middle name. 2. I like to be nekked around the house in good weather. 3. I am a vinyl junkie (albums...ya know old 33's?..not vinyl like I wear plastic chaps and face masks..lol). 4. I used to have red-rat snake (Damian..he was a smart-cool lil' guy), he ran away when I was having to shack at my pop's place for a brief spell whilst separated from my ex. 5. I had two emperor scorpions (Sinbad & Mean Mr. Meat)...sigh..they both perished -- does anybody know where to find 'pet bo

My Snow Day
I love Tennessee. Where else do you go from nearly 70 to low 20s in two days? Children got an unexpected day out of school... hurrah for snow days! As you can see by my pic on my page, there isn't enough "snow" to worry about. Here in the sticks though, flurries close schools and kids play in the mud. I love Tennessee. LOL

Tagging Thingy
THE RULES ARE: you have to write a blog with 10 things weird,random, facts habits, etc. about you. then you get to choose who you want to tag next. * NO TAG BACKS * HA HA! 1)I can be a pain in the ass 2)I am from Moscow,Russia 3)I hate worms 4)I have a non-feminine personality 5)I am a black sheep in my family 6)Genius at plotting revenge 7)I loove to travel 8)I secretly love tanks 9)I hate cold weather 10)I am a loner and don't like clingyness, even though I'm married I'm tagging Bounty Hunter, Deacon Frost, Tulsa Male,Hanna

Tag!you're It!
I had two buddies tag me Wildcat and Oshow. I think this could be fun. Thanks for the invite. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't know how to drive a standard. 2. Blueberry jelly bellies are my favorite. 3. Only kissed 8 guys. 4. I snort sometimes when am laughing. 5. I lost my virginity on April Fool's Day and my divorce was final on the same day 9 years later. 6. Never been to the ocean or flown in a plane. 7. Can touch the tip of nose with my tongue. 8. I have monkey toes 8-p I sometimes pick things with them. 9. If I tweeze my eye brows I sneeze. 10. I love it when men wear baseball cap

I Got Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) My middle name is Jordan...after Michael Jordan. 2.) I was born during the half-time of the NCAA men's bball championship game in 1986. 3.) I'm pro-choice and I will be until the day I die. 4.) I'm a Tarheels fan...till death!! 5.) I was raised in the Baptist church. I no longer affiliate with the Baptist church. 6.) I'm prejudice at times. I'm not proud of it but I'm not afraid to admit I have a problem. 7.) Nothing irritates me more than people who don't spell check their emails or documents of any kind. 8.) I really wish I wasn't an only child. 9.) I'm allergic to dairy products. Not lactose in

Missing Someone On Valentine's Day!
Sometimes you just get used to having certain people around you for special days every year...it becomes a tradition in many ways. For me, this Valentine's Day (and possibly every holiday to follow from here on out) is gonna have someone missing. Her name is Kianna Tyler! She was my best friend for 12 years - you could call us practically inseparable. Every year for Valentine's Day we'd at least share a phone call, maybe get together sometime that night and celebrate...this year is a different story! Kianna was killed two days before Christmas this past year. I swear that since then, I have been walking around in utter disbelief sometimes - sometimes I think I am having a nightmare that she is not here! She was my best friend, companion on the road of life, sidekick in battles and partner in crime. I know she watches me from the skies, but it is not the same! I dearly miss my friend, and I still cry and mourn for her! Today may be a day of expressing love, but for me,

Yahoo And Myspace
any yall got myspace or yahoo messenger hit me up i need more pplz to talk to at nite lol

Hmmmm
I have something I need to get off my chest, Im not getting why people continuly treat me like a floor mat. I reach out to them and they shit all over me.Do I have door mat, please wipe feet on K on my forehead? Im done trying to be nice to thoses who keep putting their ass in my face, because they had a bad day. This is what I have to say to u.IF U CAN'T BE NICE AND APPRECIATE A GOOD FRIEND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not Takin It!
yeah this is a rant. so i was in my lounge doin my thing and BAM someone came in... i almost cried. but you know what it doesnt matter now. i refuse to leave again for drama, if he wants to be childish let him look like a damn fool but i refuse to be taken from my friends because of some internet bullshit. so im here to stay. if you dont like it, I DONT CARE! get over it, dont come to my page if you dont like me, i really dont care anymore. i promised someone i love (yes you nicole) that i wouldnt leave anymore, and im not. so get over your drama bullshit and stop acting like your 5. thanks!!! x-x-x Miss Addiction a.k.a. Danielle Rene'

What I Like About You
The day we met I wasn't so sure. You were too good of a girl for a thug like me. Funny thing was I did want you. I just didn't want to scare you away. I was the "boy from the other side of the tracks" and you were the perfect "All-American Girl". A true mix for disaster. This was March 17th 1992 !!! Today is February 14th, 2008!! 15 years and 333 days later, WOW !!! And baby I love you way more today then I did then!! Matter of fact I Love you more and more with each day that passes. We were kids, LOL. You were 19 and I was 21. You were a year removed from high school and me, well a year left on probation. My have things changed. You were pretty then but you are beautiful now baby !!! I just love holding you at nite in the comfort of our bed. That means more to me then anything. To know that we have been in love all this time. And the beautiful kids you have given birth too for us. Not to mention the wonderful job you have done raising them. I couldn't image having life any

What Goes Around Comes Around
I sit here and think with so many fucked up thoughts in my head You know I wonder if it was something you did or something I said At first everything was going unbelievably fucking great Little by little it started to change its like being alone is my fate When I give myself to someone I truly give all that I can I believe that I am amazing myself and deserve a deserving man I honestly think that for me it is just so hard to trust because of the past This life is so short to waste time it just flies by so fast I want to believe what is said to me by you all the time on the phone Even when you say that you love me and need me why do I feel alone I feel as though you might be playing me for dumb It was too easy to fall for you I mean I could not pretend to be numb Were you just telling me all the things that a woman wants to hear I knew from the beginning falling too hard was the one thing I did fear Please talk to me and let me know what is goin

Why?
As i sit here dwelling on my life as it is at this very moment, i begin to OA (Over Analize)about things that have developed. I sit here sick, tired, alone and searching for that special something that has alluded me all my life. Valentines day actually made me think alot more as i was alone and longing for the companionship and special that comes with the day. I have just come up with some questions that will define what it is i am trying to say. Why is it that the people in your life who only do the right thing and travel the right road always get the short end of the deal? My dad who served his country and lives a simple life in the mountains has had to endure 3 cancer surgeries and 2 bouts of chemo in 4 years?? Why is it my mom who would do just about anything for anyone and is just the greatest woman i know, had to endure the same surgery and came out without a single complaint. Why is it that as i do more and more for my fiends, the less they seem to respond. Why

Not Happy With Mr.coffee!
Today I placed a call to the Mr.Coffe customer service dept. That did not go well. I also wrote an email to the customer service dept. Perhaps that will get some attention. Below is a copy and paste of that email. I have used Mr.Coffee coffee makers exclusively for years. And have recommended the purchase of Mr. Coffee coffee makers to everyone when the opportunity presented itself. I was given a new Mr Coffee coffee maker for x mas to replace my aging unit which I have had for so many years. My old unit finally brewed its last pot of coffee a few nights past and was time to put to use my new x mas gift. Much to my displeasure, this replacement unit, model istx95, is of horrible design. The coffee itself is not hot for very long, in fact, in the morning it was luke warm, tepid at best. I placed a call to the Mr.Coffee customer service. I told the representative what the machine was doing. I was informed that the machine is working correctly. The lady suggested that I rinse the ves

Can You Feel Me..
Can you feel my warm breath upon your flesh?...My soft lips against your chest?...Is it a dream?....Do you feel my silky hair tickle your face, as I trace my lips across your face?...you toss and turn...as your chest heaves...seeing my emerald green eyes in you vivid dream. I lean down and whisper..."do you like what you feel...am I what you long for?..am I what you feel?...you moan softly in your sleep. As my lips brush yours, tasting so sweet. My silky flesh against yours...nipples so hard...so raw. Am I real?....I can be. Brushing my face against your ear...A soft whisper...Do you want to wake? Or stay here?....The decisions is yours to make..as I slowly back away...the moonight shining on my body...as I lick my lips..."don't take to long my love...I might just disappear.

Random Facts # 2
i still sleep with a stuffed animal im obsessed with scented candles i love kool-aid the only pop i will drink is mountain dew i cook food constantly but hardly eat what i make im a nature freak i meditate im a firm believer in karma i want to change the world and make it a better place i have devoted my life to helping kids i have lost the love of my life i have lost my own child i love hoodies i am extremely shy in person im a water freak a hygene freak i hate doctors with a passion i dont wear a shirt in the summer at all i have only had sex 1 time (5 years ago) i visit my daughters grave weekly along with my ex fiancee to let them know i still love them i dont partake in half of national holidays only thing i fear is falling inlove i am my biggest critic i have a bunch of crosses in my room but im not religeous i cant leave a job undone i think the rain is the most relaxing sound i hate not being able to be independant i think dark haired woman look bette

Prayers Needed!
My older son is in the hosptial and they say that he may have Crohns disease please pray for him. Thanks

16 Ffeb 2008
Hi! Thanks for taking the time to read this. I'm visiting my 2 oldest daughters, Chelsea and Lindsay, this weekend in Annapolis and Baltimore, respectively. And ... as a few of you know, Chelsea is going to have a baby girl. Ella Hope is due sometime in May! Anyways, for at least 157 of my best fubar friends, I won't be leaving profile comments today or on Sunday. Hey ... don't worry ... I've got my laptop and I'll try to keep up with my bar tab. Have a great weekend. Cheers, Steve

How To Become One Of My Fubunnie
To become one of my FuBunnies, You need to complete the following: 1) Have NO affiliation with Club F.A.R. 2) Must Be A Female 3) Give Me Full Access Yo All Pictures 4) Send A Private Message To Me Saying Why You Want To Be One Of My FuBunnies. If Accepted, You Will Receive An Invitation Via Private Message. Thank You And Good Luck!!

Gotta Luffles That Man..
Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com Be sure you show him some luv!! DJ Silent... aka BlueLight.... BigBoyz... ~Dirty South Crew~@ fubar

Shout Me To Join This Giveaway!
SO here is the deal..... think you have the hottest V...... tighest ab's on fubar? Shout me and I will add your pic to my contest! Contest will run 10 days from day of opening... First place .. 1 month VIP or 7 day blast your choice Second place ... gets 3 day blast Third place... gets a day blast All entries get bling from me for entering. Contest will begin when I have at least 10 entries,GOOD LUCK! ~~KISSEZ, Elaina~~

Please Come Help Me
NEED YOU HELP PLEASE NEED COMMENTS AND RATES SO IF YOU CAN PLEASE DROP OFF SOME LOVE THANK YOU SWEET THING

Contest With Angel Of Desire And I:)
ANGEL OF DESIRE AND I WILL BE IN A CONTEST ALL WEEK... TOPICS CONSIT OF THE FOLLOWING: *1 SEXEST/POSE/ *2 BIKIN/POSE *3.SEXIEST/BEST PHOTO *4 LINGERE/POSE *5 MOST ORIGINAL OUTFIT/POSE *6 WORK OUT OUTFIT @ GYM RULES: LOOSER PAYS 5000.00 FU-BUCKS PER CATEGORY PLUS ONE EXPENSIVE GIFT (NOT DRINNKS) LOOSER GETS 2 BE OWNED BY WINNER FOR 1 WEEK NO PHOTO EDITING, EXAMPLE, AIR BRUSHING, CROPPING, ETC. NO NSFW'S ALLOWED!! ANGEL AND I WIL HAVE OUR PROFILES LINKED DURING THE CONTEST 4 YOUR CONVINIENCE.. THIS IS 4 FUN ALONLY GUYS ANGEL AND I ARE FRIENDS WE ARE ONLY DOING THIS OUT OF BORDEM (LOL) NOT COMPETITION 2 SEE WHO IS BETTER THAN WHO PLZ KEEP THIS IN MIND WHEN YOU VOTE!! CONTEST STARTS MONDAY FEBRUAURY 18TH @ 3PM EST AND ENDS ON SUNDAY FEBRUARY 22ND EST! NO RIPS ALLOWED PLZ... NOW THIS ISN'T REALLY A MUMM BUT WE ARE CURIOUS HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THIS?

Drama And Haters!!!!!
Ok so it seems I'm being bashed big time from a few morons on fubar, who don't know me from a hole in the ground. You know what I do not care, cause my real friends know me and know that I am a wonderful woman. If you want to believe what is being said about me then by all means. Don't judge me by what other's are saying, get to know me and you will know everything that is being said is 100% untrue. Here is bit about me, maybe it will help you get to know me a bit better. 1. I'm a sweet caring woman who don't take shit(nice until you piss me off) 2. I don't get mad I get even. 3. I love helping others especially my friends and family. 4. I respect people who respect me. 5. I grew up in a bad part of the city, so I cherish everything I'm given. 6. I absolutely hate LIARS, CHEATERS & FAKES!!!! 7. I read tarot cards (yes that's right I said Tarots cards) 8. I believe everything happens for a reason. 9. I so believe in KARMA. What goes around ALWAYS comes back around. 10.

My Bail Is $330
This is fun to do. Just read the offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Done acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on your MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to a stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10 Hit on some one while at work-- $15 Ever been drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don

Just Another
why cant men learn to read and then understand what read when an folder says "family only (ask to see = bye bye)" isnt that simple enuff to understand that if ur not fam, dont ask to see it cuz if u do u will be blocked?

26 Levels Of Kinky Shower Sex~
1. Shower sex isn't kinky unless one of you is wearing a snorkel... 2. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless a midget is holding the shower head.... 3. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless JELL-O is flowing from the faucet.... 4. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless there is a paid lifeguard on duty.... 5. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless a flotation device shaped like a sheep is there.... 6. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless Loofa is the name of the German woman in there with you... 7. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless the Rubber Ducky has a hidden camera... 8. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless your shampoo is made by ASTROGLIDE... 9. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless you have soap-on-a-handcuff.... 10. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless the plumber is snaking the drain at the same time.... 11. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless Water Wings are used as knee pads.... 12. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless you shave him, he shaves you and you both shave the wombat that's in the shower with you.... 13. Show

Males Only Auction Is Now Open!!!!!
THE AUCTION IS NOW OPEN PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THE RULES THEN GO CHECK OUT THE MEN AND BID BID BID!!!

Subject? Idea? Help?
Some of you may have noticed in my blogs i am working on a book. With a new MuMM i just did, i asked if beyond my poetry if i should include more things. The overall responce was add it all. So What i would like is some help from those who read my blogs. I would also like to ask you to pass this blog on and ask them to respond to it as well. What i need is some ideas for Subject matter, or just ideas of things to write about. I may not use your ideas directly but they may help me to spawn new ideas to write on. So please comment and give me some kind of idea of what to write about, or make some kinda statement that might breed a thought for me. Recently i wrote a blog based off a MuMM and it spawned a idea that i ran with. I love my poetry and i have at this time my greatest inspiration from one person ever. However writing outside poetry, about my random thoughts on things, well that is a diffrent story, it takes outside influences for me to write about that kind of subject.

Rating Anonymity
I was just reading through some blogs and I noticed that right underneath the cherries depicting the rating system of 1-10, there is a bit that says "All ratings are anonymous". Hm. I did this literally. I'm wondering if they realize the oxymoron they have created. A bar tab that displays rating and rater, anonymously.

Thank You Bella
MY BEST FRIEND BELLA HAS BEEN DOING MY PAGE FOR DAYS NOW, SO IF YOU SEE THE STATUS IT'S HER AND NOT MINA THAT MEANS IT IS HER, LOL. RIGHT NOW I HAVE MY STATUS SET TO THAT SO I CAN GO THRU EMAILS AND SUCH AND BACK TO BED. I HAVE A VIRAL INFECTION AND AN UPPER RESPITORY INFECTION, SO IT HAS TAKEN ME DOWN FOR A FEW DAYS. ANYWAYS IM GOING TO TRY TO COME BACK TOMORROW, EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT NIGHT, ALSO IF YOU SEE ME LIT UP EARLY IN THE MORNING THAT IS BELLA DOING MY SURVEYS, LOL bloody kisses MINA

Just Ventin
Theres really no meanin to this blog just want somewhere to vent. First im markin this nsfw just cause im not all sure what im gonna say or how im gonna word it so just incase i say something that offends anyone they cant bitch that it isnt marked. Anyway on to my complaint i guess u can say. I sit there and help out as many people as I can when they need help cause thats what friends are for right? Ya know im about sick and tired of helpin people out just to have em turn around and stab me in the back cause im friends with a certain person or because i repost certain bulletins or what not. I'm not a fuckin mind reader if you need help with something then shit send me a shout or a message and say hey cotton can ya plz help me out with this or can ya plz repost this bully for me. I see tons and tons of bulletins and after a couple hours or so they are already gone off the board. So if you want me to repost a bulletin then speak up and tell me dont expect me to read ur mind and say oh he

Jsut How Dumb People Are
i thought i seen it all i guess i was wrong i found someone very stupid that i talk with on here and i have a ? maybe one of you can tell me how can you have a convosation with someone who hates to be questions, i dont see how you can

Im Not Helping No One Read My Profile
AS OF TODAY IM NOT HELPING NO ONE THAT IS NOT ON MY FRIENDS OR FAMILY 'S LIST , IM NOT BEING SO GIVING , SO , " READ MY PROFILE ITS IN BLACK AND WHITE " SAME WITH LOUNGES IM NOT JOINING ANY MORE LOUNGES ITS COMMON RESPECT JOIN MINE THEN I'LL JOIN YOURS . OTHERWISE DON'T INVITE OR ASK ME . IM A NAVY MOM AND I'M STANDING BY MY LOUNGE , ITS ON MY PROFILE ALSO R_E_A_D !!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A SWEET THURSDAY CHERIE' AKA WITCHESBREW AND RL LADY TO KAGE " TY Nyne so True . " AlSO MY FUBUCKS WILL STAY RIGHT WHERE IT IS , NOT BEING SO GIVING ON THAT LIKE I WAS AND ALSO MY SON ".

Fever
So both Chris and I have been sick this past week. I on the other hand am feeling a tad better , but I fail to say the same thing for tatoe..poor little thing:( anywho I hunted this down and thought this fits perfectly!! Also..

Ffs.
You Are 56% Sociopath You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior. Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?

Accent, Huh???
Your Linguistic Profile: 45% General American English 30% Yankee 15% Dixie 5% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Love..unconditional, Unadulterated And Unforgettable..
I just wanted to tell you all: I LOVE you and I will never be able to repay all your kindness and love towards me..I feel very,very humbled by you and I wish someday to somehow pay some of that love back..I JUST LOVE you..you got my heart FOREVER.. (ok, ok..corny moment´s gone..now why do you say we all PARTY and have some fun huh??Let´s celebrate LOVE!!)

Do You Know Me? (new Poem)
Do you know me? I like to sleep in- Trying to push morning away as I pull the blankets Tight under my chin. I hate it when they are tucked in- I want them loose to wrap around me And cocoon me in warmth. Do you know me? I turn the music up in the car- And sing at the top of my lungs. I don’t care who sees me- I seem to just get lost in the lyrics… Wondering if anyone has ever thought of me like that. Sometimes thinking I’m not half bad.. Other times laughing at myself… And turning it up again. Do you know me? I drive fast- Not cause I am in a hurry to get where I am going- Because I love the feeling of the wind in my face through the open windows… My hair flies all over my face- But I don’t care. It feels cool and wakes me- When I finally face the day.. Turn the music up again.. I can’t hear it over the wind. Do you know me? I like to look in your eyes… It tells me so much- Like when you are happy and

2~23~08
i can't sleep so im sitting here thinking and then i got all sad and depressed i just wish my hole life was diffrent i wish i actually had real friends sometimes i feel like i alone i wish i was good looking and stuff. i try to be nice to everyone and help people is much as i can. i know i dont make any since but oh well. i wish my sisters wouldnt rub shit in my face cuz they have more money and stuff then me they dont know how bad they make me feel at times. i just feel like im neevr gunna be anything but a loser. grr i dk any more i sound dumb i should nt have even been writting this crap. well im gunna end this cuz idk what to write i have a hard time expressing my feelings. im the shy quite type person i try not to tell people how i feel cuz i awasy get hert in the end okay im donw with my dumb writting

Gettin Paid For Someone To Work Me! Haha
SOOOO a few weeks ago this guy came in and made a reservation to check in that night. my boss was there so he didnt really say much but whenever she would turn around he would look at me and mouth the words "call me" haha! i was like umm haha.. so he came back when my boss left n was talkin to me tryin to talk reallllly smooth too! sayin that i just have to meet him in the sauna in 10 min and he'll show me a good time! and that all i had to give him was 10 min in the sauna! lol....i was like umm no sorry i have a boyfriend? lol he was like AWE come on he'll never know blah blah blah u know that bullshit guys try to pull.. but w/e so we'd be talking and then all of a sudded C'MON meet me in the sauna.. of course i still said no... but then he lays down $300 dollars on the counter and says that i dont even have to do anything to just meet him in the sauna and he'll do all the work for only 10 min!.. haha crazyyy would have been an easy 300 huh? but im not like that so w/e

Rumble In The Streets
The word in the street is there is a bad ass contest coming to Fubar. Wow, well here we go again. Hell, we even got an invite to this. Now I looked at it and found some very serious bragging from some families about how bad the ass kicking is going to be. Well now I think that is going to be a problem, for when there is a rumble in the streets we are there, and lightly is not our motto. For you need to bring your best! We have been there before and hell we even furnished the body bags. So now with all of that being said here we go; lets get down to the real thing. We are here for it is the battle of the best, the cream of the crop, the best of the best etc. Get it yet? Well you will, so lets get it on my friends for there is a big rumble coming down. You can find it in the squared circle and when the smoke clears and the bell rings you will be sore and very tired, your whole body will hurt from the beating you are about to take part in. For there are no prisoner

My Heart
times go by and i think why should i care anymore , is life realy worth all the hassel ! i mean wanting and needing love. to be honest ive looked for more than a year now and yes ive found ladies that i was very interested in and and who SEEMED TO BE INTERESTED IN ME! im very interested in one now but i still think is it worth taking the chance to be hurt again? going through all the steps that life leads a person in ? The issues she has or may encouter doesnt bother me BUT what does bother me is am i doing this becouse this is what god wants me to do or is it becouse im lonely ? no matter what the issue is im in major need of love and affection !! now i know sum might call me a loser for this but you know what? I DONT GIVE A F&*K!!! i have a big heart and i have so much love to give but im afriad to show it much less give it!! im competely scared to fall for someone becouse i dont want hurt!! only if i knew what to do.........

Taking A Break
Hello all of my wonderful friends. I just want you to know that I'm going to be taking a break from Fubar for a couple of days. My fiance is off of work for a couple of days and I want to spend some time with him. Don't worry, I WILL be back! I promise! But, while I'm gone, please help me! If you can, please bomb this pic for me so I can win my first Happy Hour!! Just click the pic below to bomb! Any and all comments are very much appreciated and I will repay every one of you eventually. By the way, I now make morphs! If you want one, let me know and I'll make it for you! $3000 fubucks per morph, or 4 for $10,000. Here is a sample of my work, so you know I can do it, lol. And tell your friends!! :)

Wine-o
You Are Sauvignon Blanc Engaging and energetic, you have a lot to offer the world - most of it they've never seen anywhere else! You are the type of person who carves your own path in life... and you invite everyone else to come along. The only thing predictable about you is that you could have anything up your sleeve. You're all about sampling all of life's experiences. Both the savory and unsavory ones. Deep down you are: Laid back and young at heart Your partying style: Anything goes... seriously! Your company is enjoyed best with: Smoked meats or spicy food What Kind of Wine Are You?

Date Results
Went well. We got along really well, and shes not creepy at all. Bonus! We had ribs and mashed taters for dinner and watched movies. Great night.

Starting College:)
Well I guess I am going back to school this is something I have always wanted to pursue but never seemed to have the support I needed so now at the age of 47 I will be starting distance learning program which is mostly on the computer but still have to go to campus to do some of my classes.My husband is paying for me to go back and is so supportive of me doing this.Everyone might like to know what I am going to college for I have been a veterinary assistant for 10 plus years and in 4 years I can be a Veterinary Technician making more money at the practice I am already working at.Why the blog..one because I am so excited and want all my friends on here to know then the other reason after May 12th when my summer classes begin..I will hardly be on fubar at all anymore.Will try to get on maybe once a week or once every two weeks to let you know how my school is going.Anyone who really wants to stay in touch with me outside of the fu my yahoo ID and messenger is fantasiablondie69.Everyone o

10 To 1 [done Over]
Ten things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now (don't list names): (AT THIS VERY SECOND) 1. I will be here for you, no matter what's behind that red door. 2. My heart hurts when I think about you. 3. I miss you terribly, and it's hard to go day to day without seeing you anymore. 4. You need to get help, because you're still the same person you were back then. 5. Until you stop lying to yourself, you're going to be a lonely person. 6. Some day soon, I will show you what you mean to me. 7. I miss you, and wish I lived closer so we could spend time together. 8. Stop trying to be something, just be. 9. I can't wait to see what happens when everyone figures you out, and karma has it's way with you. 10. You need to stop living for other people, and start living for yourself. Nine things about yourself: 1. I worry too much 2. I smoke too much 3. I'm not where I want to be 4. I never lie about my heart 5. I can rarely get enough affection 6. My heart

Drama
Once again I log in and theres more drama going on. I have had a lot going on in my life and havent had much time here lately and all my friends know why. However due to most of the drama my friends have split up and most of them have blocked each other. Why? I have no clue. If you ask me its all stupid and needs to stop. There are more important things in life then FUBAR and its DRAMA. A lot of you already know that but there are a few that still have nothing better to do but find the drama and bring people into it with them. To get to the point of this blog. Any one and i mean anyone that continues to try to bring me into their bullshit drama WILL BE BLOCKED. I do mean anyone. I dont care who you are or who you think you are but it will be done. This is a warning to those who constantly search for the drama. If you would like to stay friends that would be nice. I'm not out to loose friends but again the childish shit needs to stop. I do know a few of my friends have posted bullies an

Donkey Punch
Verb. Noun. Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal ‘doggy style’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.

Upsetting News
I have had a death in the family. Please keep my family in your prayers. My aunt (by marriage) lost her brother. I know that she is going to be alright, its my cousins who Im worried about. They were really close to their uncle and its just a shock to them. My 19 year old cousin was living with his uncle. He came home from work and found him. Now hes scared to go to sleep and is in shock. I will be going to visit them tomorrow and to attend the funeral. Please keep them all in your prayers for me. Thank you!

Iris Poem
IRIS LIKE THE FLOWER-THAT BLOOMS UNDER THE WINTER SNOW.YOU STRETCH OUT YOUR ARMS AND KISS THE SUNLIT GLOW.THE APPEARANCE OF THE RAINBOW ENHANCES SUCH BEAUTY.YOUR HEART IS AN OPEN BLOSSOM,FOR THE WORLD TO SEE YOUR INNER MOST SOUL.YOU SMILE UPON THE EARTH-IN A SPRING INTERIM,AND SEE THE NITE SKY-GLEAM.THE WHISPER IN THE DARKNESS BREEZE SENDS A SHIVER WITHIN YOUR ESSENCE.YOUR INSIGHT,OH HOW DIFFERENT FROM DAY-NIGHT.IN THE SUMMER LULL,YOU GREET THE FRESH RAIN,HIDE IN THE WORSE OF STORMS,AND SHED A SINGLE TEAR,IN THE MORNING AWAKENING.THEN A CALM ECHOES,IN THE SEASON OF THE HARVEST MOON.YOU TUCK YOUR LEAVES,FOR A RESTFUL SLEEP.OH SLEEP MY BLOSSOM.FOR THY SHALL SEEK THE NEW SEASON,AND THY SHALL BE BEAUTIFUL THAN THIS TIME OF THE CHANGES.PEACE WILL COME.AND THAT WITHIN YOUR SOUL THE SEED OF LIFE SHALL SOW UPON THIS EARTH,AND THEE SHALL SHINE ONCE AGAIN.BE STILL AND LISTEN TO THE WIND,THE WATER,THE WHISPERS.THEY SHALL COMFORT YOU AS YOU CLOSE THOSE EYES THAT BRINGS HOPE TO THIS FORSAKEN P

Sometimes.......
Sometimes, when we are not think straight, our minds are on other things, we can and do tend to say something we do not mean to say....and sometimes just those few words can have devistating results....*Open Mouth and Insert BOTH Feet Syndrome* and due to such a fact the very people you would never wish to hurt, do end up getting hurt in a very big way to say the least, I lnow as I myself have done just that very thing, to the one person I would never wish to hurt in the slightest, but in the heat of the moment I said somethig I very deeply regret and if it were possible I would give anything to freeze time to before the very second I said what I did so tht things would be different right at this moment in time and I would not feel as bad as I do right now............... To that very person I would like to say here and now, I am truly sorry for what I said, in fact I am not sure if you or any one will ever know just how much I do and will regret what I said and hope in time that

The Stranger
The Stranger By: Billy Joel Well we all have a face That we hide away forever And we take them out and Show ourselves When everyone has gone Some are satin some are steel Some are silk and some are leather They're the faces of the stranger But we love to try them on Well we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so many secrets There are some we never tell Why were you so surprised That you never saw the stranger Did you ever let your lover see The stranger in yourself? Don't be afraid to try again Everyone goes south Every now and then You've done it, why can't Someone else? You should know by now You've been there yourself Once I used to believe I was such a great romancer Then I came home to a woman That I could not recognize When I pressed her for a reason She refused to even answer It was then I felt the stranger Kick me right between the eyes Well we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so

Give Me A Paper Cut Instead
I would say I am a pretty laid back guy. Shit rolls off of my back... you get me? With that said, I am very particular about the shit that does annoy me, and if it does... it really does. Some people are annoyed by nails on a chalkboard, sand in their shoes, or the gross chunky shit in their cereal. Not me. So, what does annoy the ever living fuck out of me....? People that leave voice mails that go like this, "Hi, it's me, call me back."- What the fuck does that message say that I don't already get from caller ID? Seriously, if you called me, and I didn't answer, I will assume that you want a call back. When I spend my cell phone minutes checking messages that don't inform me of anything, it pisses me off. If you leave a message for me, it better have some fucking details in it. People who rattle elevator buttons over and over again- Now, I am no electrical engineer or anything, but I have a feeling this really does no good at all. What I wonder when someone do

Advice
I'm thinking about deleting from fubar i'm sick & tired of the drama on here, but I'd also miss the good friends i've made on here. What do you think I should do?

Hottie Bday's And Illness
HOTTIES WE NEED YOUR HELP!!! We want to be able to show you the luv you deserve during your special day or in case of illness. Myself and our wonderful Trouble have started the Birthday and Illness pimpout just for the Hotties! And we need your help!! It can be hard to keep up on every single one of you, so we need your help in making sure everyone gets the luv they deserve. If you know of any birthdays (including your own) that are coming up, or any illness, surguries, or (heaven forbid) deaths, please contact one of us and let us know. Trouble Trouble™ AKA 20/20 - Captain for 2nd Alarm Hotties/Club F.A.R* Suave's Fu-Wifey♥@ fubar °°«MîñX»°° °°«MîñX»°°☆Owned by Pimp Daddy C☆Asst. to the Chief Deputy 2nd Alarm Hotties☆@ fubar Please help us in making sure no one is left out!!

Dreams
PEOPLE CAN DREAM PEOPLE CAN TALK YOU CAN LEAVE SOME STEAM DURING A NICE WALK DREAMS ARE ALWAYS NICE MOST OF THE TIMES SO WISE BUT WHEN YOU AWAKE IT SEEMS AL WAS FAKE MOST OF THE TIMES YOU DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP BUT WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS "WHAT'S UP" THEN YOU OPEN YOUR EYES AND ARE YOU READY FOR SOME OTHER LIES FRIENDS ARE HERE TO SHARE THERE MIND THAT'S WHY THEY ARE SO KIND JUST OPEN YOUR HEART DON'T FALL APART WALK SIDE BY SIDE AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AND WIDE SO YOU DON'T START TO DREAM BECAUSE THEN COMES BACK THE STEAM OF THE WALK AND THE TALKS SO FRIENDS AT THE FAR END DREAMING CAN JUST REMEMBER WHEN.... written by Mr Smiley

Spatula
OF DOOM!! join Snake Eyes Radio or you're next.

A Beautiful Woman
Untold chemical reactions indulge my mind when I glance upon a beauiful woman. A pleasing sensation engulfs me, and I wither to her fantasy's wrath. Captivated I am, bound to her sensuality, and pleasing persona. Her eyes pierce me whole, and nothing is left to ponder. Her lips ignite in me a mighty tremble, too strong to subjugate. Secure is the sensation that I can not fight, and thus, to her, I submit my passions. Lead me into temptation, and trickle down not your expectation, but your imagination. Let the forces who rule over us guide the encounter wherever it may lead, and haste not a second, for these memories we shall have, a lifetime will last. A beautiful Woman is here, and bound to her, I can not escape her allure. She has me chained by her sexy disposition, and to break the link is futile. Submission to the love goddess is my destiny, and to her, I shall go. Follow her perfumed body, and the path will be silken and soft. Lead me. I will follow. I must. For

Idiots Are Like Trains........
You wait for ages and two show up at (nearly) the same time. ->Pure~T~I_l...: thats you that is ......... ->Pure~T~I_l...: "indiscriminately send unsolicited message should not be sent via any fubar medium" TOS Quote ->Pure~T~I_l...: did i ask about this lounge ? if not it was FUCKING SPAMMING........ Pure~T~I_l...: im not spamming i thought i would drop you the link and your responded with complete ignortant bullshit so i retorted ->Pure~T~I_l...: you do know spamming in shoutboxes is against the TOS here right ? ->Pure~T~I_l...: sure please do, and then i can report you for spamming in shoutboxes, any more bright ideas ? Pure~T~I_l...: thanks for nicely refusing ill be sure to drop more link on you more often then ->Pure~T~I_l...: fuck off with the lounge shit Pure~T~I_l...: http:...

I Have Some Things To Take Care Of
First of all, let me say that it has been so much fun meeting all my new friends here on Fubar. I joined only 3 months ago but it seems like a year. I've spent a lot of time on here and it was not an issue at first. Now, the baby is walking, my older son needs some help with school work, I have a lot of school work to do myself, and spring is coming and I have a lot of things inside and out to take care of. I am not leaving Fubar, I just won't be on here as often. I will still be in and out to check my mail but I will not be able to leave comments and such as I used to. If you want my Yahoo IM just ask, although I will not be on there as often either. Always feel free to leave me a message and I will always get back to you when I can get time. I just wanted to thank my friends for all the fun we have. I don't get to tell you guys very often how special you are to me. Take care all and I will try my best to keep in touch. When I eventually hit Fuberlord I will come back on

Help Me! Pwetty Pweez!
Cappy is completely AWESOME and is letting me earn my next Happy Hour by helping him! People helping people...friends helping friends. That's how you get far fast on the FU! All I need for you to do is RATE this pic for me and leave as many comments as you can stand to leave. If you are rolling your eyes right now or shrugging your shoulders making some Piratey ARGH sound....then at least RATE IT. Rates are worth 5! So, see, no effort at all to help me out. For those of you that do show some effort for me of course you know I am always Thankful. I will come love up your page, make you a Thank You salute, or help you where you need help. Just leave me a comment here so I know you were there since I can't always be there. AND, be so kind and FAN/RATE & ADD Cappy too! He is awesome! Cappy@ fubar

Keep Me Close
I tried so hard to love you, thought my love would enough, to take all your pain away, all I ever wanted, was to give you what you need, to be the man you wanted, looking back now I see, somehow I let you down we spoke only words of anger, forgot the love we found, the day I first set eyes on you, deep in my heart I knew, all my life I had search for only you, you gave my life new meaning, you made me feel complete, now I sit and wonder, if it was really meant to be, when you said you loved me, was it real or only in my dreams, before you turn and walk away, and throw it all away, I hope you know my love for you, will never end and never fade, you will forever be a part of me, deep in my heart and soul, I pray you won't forget our hopes and goals, that you will find it in your heart, and always keep me close.....

Inventions That Suck
Here are a few things that I dislike with immense passion. Speedos: Bikinis are a great idea, and they belong on women, and ONLY women.. Anytime a guy dons a Speedo at the beach I want to throw sand in my eyes. It's fucking sick. I don't want to see myself in a Speedo - so why the fuck would I want to see anyone else in one? No guy can put a Speedo on without looking queer....but I think that might be the point. I'm pretty sure that Speedos are a homo's calling card. Other Speedo wearing sissy's can gaze at each others Saran Wrapped meats. It lets shoppers inspect the goods before they buy.....but the goods are rotten. I need to get out of this store. Air Horns: Holy fuck! Whoever decided to add air power to a megaphone is a record holding idiot. Every sports game I go to, or actually anywhere drunk guys hang out, there is bound to be at least one jerk with an Air Horn. The sound is the most annoying shit ever. I'd rather listen to old people having sex than hear

Party & Burn!
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If Tomorrow Never Comes
If tomorrow never comes please know that I love you And that the love that i hold will somehow carry your through If tomorrow never comes please know that i gave it my best i am so proud of the life i lead and that i didn't settle for less If tomorrow never comes and you begin to miss my sweet kiss just close your eyes and remember it is you i will always miss If tomorrow never comes remember i am there in your heart though Im not right beside you I have been there from the start So, as you read my words i have written I sending it with all of that I makes me whole Remember that I will love you forever with My heart, body and Soul. Mystically Broken 02/29/2008 This is to all my friends and family here at Fubar and in my life. I love you all.... don't forget that.

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 21~*
b_j: are you into dendrophiliaism? PiercedQT: Uhm, no... I don't think so.. b_j: well i wish u were, i'd want you to let me smother ur sap all over my limb PiercedQT: Come again? WTF am I - a Pine tree? b_j: i wish u were into dendrophiliaism b_j: no but in the role playing u could be, or a maple cuz i bet u taste good b_j: maybe u could wear a squirrel costume i had for an ex of mine and eat my nuts PiercedQT: Well that sounds fun - I love me a mouth full of nuts! b_j: i bet u do b_j: can u be a menustrating squirrel though? i mean that arouses me, the smell and sight and all like ur an animal in heat PiercedQT: Ew... Damn... I wanted to be a male squirrel - you could screw my tiny squirrel ass b_j: maybe u can be a beaver and chop down some of my wood? PiercedQT: Why can't I just be a dog - hump your leg, shit in your shoes - and call it a day? b_j: now that i would like, but i could be a blind squirrel and still do the sam

Auction Auction
> I will be hosting an Auction and am now looking for entry's.... I will post bulletins pimping the auction and everybody in it! So all you will have to do is repost them and then promote yourself as you wish. What you need to do... ~come up with a list of offers ( ya know all the things you will do for your owner) ~Remember the more you offer the more you could get! ~Send me a link of the photo you want used ~And last but not least FuPal me the auction fee of 30,000 Fubux I will bust my ass to promote and try my best to get your bids up. But the more you pimp yourself along with me the better your chances. Rules ~Once the auction opens you can't take away from your offer, however you can add as much as you want to keep the bids going up. ~No drama... can't post comments on other entries unless its a legit bid...or you will be removed with no refund. ~If you dont get any bids you will get a refund. ~All people involved must be on

Good Reading Material On The Shitter
1. Where is the person who has your heart now? - IDK...I buried that bitch a long time ago... 2. What are you doing tonight? - Shit 3. What does your fubar name mean? - It's an african tribal name....wtfever...it's just a name, no hidden meaning... 4. Last person you text messaged? - Hubby 5. Who was the last person to call you? - Hubby 6. What are you doing right now? - Filling out this fucking survey...duh! 7. What is your current problem? - Antibiotics gave me the shits 8. What color are your eyes? - Brown like shit 9. What is your favorite song? - I have several favorites. Dope's kinda hot. 10. Are you dating the last person you kissed? - I'm not dating him I'm just taking his paycheck and using his kids as an excuse. :) 11. Last place you ordered food from? - Uhhh...Rosatti's? Maybe. 12. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? - Duh..him. 13. What color is your hair? - Near Black. I'm like a half shade off. :-S 14. Last s

I'm A Loafer
You Are Loafers You are confident, powerful, and successful. Hard working and business like, you always dress and act appropriately. You are consistent and a bit conservative. You aren't really susceptible to trends, although you always dress well. While you tend to be formal, you know how to adapt to your surroundings. So are professional at work... but more laid back when your with your friends. You should live: In a huge city You should work: In a competitive field where you can rise to the top What Kind of Shoe Are You?

Lmaoooooo Peppermint Patty
You Are the Very Gay Peppermint Patty! Softball is the huge tipoff here... As well as a "best friend" who loves to call her "sir" What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

Purpose(written For My Sister)
The darkest days, the coldest nights. You learn to hate, you learn to cry, you maybe even wish to die. You tell the one who should love you the most, they beat you down and call you names, and say that you're the one to blame. Growing up was never fun, it only made you want to run. You hide your face, you hide your shame, wondering if you really were the one to blame. The scars that are left, though can't be seen can make you hateful & mean. A beaten down woman submissive to all, always the one that is willing to crawl. Through it all I know you couldn't see that God was with you as he was with me. He gave you strength when you wished you were dead, he kept you from putting that gun to your head. Your purpose for living, you couldn't see, all you wanted was just to be free. One cold winters night God gave you a gift to help make it all right. Now your a mother, with the chance to show how deep the love of mother is suppose to go. To stand up and fight every a

March 1st (remembering *big Mike*)
ITS BEEN 11 YEARS NOW AND IT FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW I EVER GET THROUGH THIS DAY YOU WERE A GREAT FATHER AND A WONDERFUL FRIEND YOU GAVE ME HOPE ALL THE WAY TO THE END YOU WERE MY HERO IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE YOU WERE MY WORLD' I WAS YOUR SON WELL DAD I MISS YOU SO MUCH I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY I THINK OF YOUR LEGACY AND SUCH AND WILL SEE YOU AGAIN SOMEDAY I NAMED MY SON AFTER YOU YOUR GRANDSON ALTHOUGH YOU'VE NEVER MET HE KNOWS WHERE HIS NAME CAME FROM HE KEEPS A PICTURE OF YOU IN HIS ROOM LOOKS AT IT EVERYDAY HE ASK ABOUT YOU IN EVERY WAY YOU WILL BE MISSED ALWAYS AND FOREVER YOU WILL BE LOVED LIKE NO OTHER THIS IS MY LETTER TO YOU I LOVE YOU THROUGH AND THROUGH YOU ARE MISSED BY ALL ILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU

03/01/2008
You've seen the pics..... You know by now that my parties get a bit wild.... I got one tonight..... I'm taking requests for pics...... You tell me what you want and I'll see what I can do ;) .......... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

In A Contest... Please Help With Comments!!!
I entered my first contest and I am looking for some help with comment bombing my photo!!! Anyone leaving 100 comments will recieve 1000 fubucks...1000 comments.... 10000 fubucks!!! Here is the link to the photo Thanks in advance for the help JoAnne

M.i.a.
Not sure if anyone even noticed I was pretty much MIA this past week or not. I was major sick, obviously, if it kept me off the Fu right? Thursday I finally went to the doctor because I just couldn't deal anymore. She gave me a breathing treatment in the office then gave me a script for prednisone, antibiotics, and a nebulizer. Yesterday I still felt like total hell. But today I'm finally feeling a bit better. Today is my 3rd day of totally no smoking.

I Had To Copy This One...
This is too funny... Don't forget to post your "new" name below in a comment. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesy e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt

What A Difference A Day Makes
Maybe it was time for a spring clean. I know that the air in my house feels a lot cleaner. I am one of those people who never dusts. That is, I never did until today. I'm clean, but my tidiness factor is pretty non-existent. I think I have it in me, sometimes, though. I got started this afternoon, cleared away every cobweb in the house and even went as far as to unscrew the grate for the air intake for the furnace and vacuum it thoroughly. Now my house is nearing godliness. Well, I say nearing...it has a ways to go. I still need to pick the clean clothes off the floor where I hang them and put them neatly away in the closet. I need to overcome this habit of pulling things off their hangers and dropping them on the closet floor among the shoes too. I know, right? A blog about cleaning the house. It's the bottom of the barrel. Nevertheless, I will persevere. I need to clean my kitchen floor yet and do some serious thinking about the clutter of papers that has coll

B-day
yay! Its my b-day! can't wait to spend the next 7 hrs at work!

Morals
My Morals.... honesty, integrity, justice and respect. Why is it that these 4 simple words cause so much grief and bitterness in others. So much so, That when I speak my mind on any given subject with any given person, they become offended, and I am quickly disregarded as a friend. Let me tell you what i would want any true friend of mine to do for me. If I am bein a fuckin idiot, i wanna know that I am being a fuckin idiot. Plain and simple, a true friend will call me out on my Bullshit, they will feed me the truth, knowing full well it's not what I want to hear, but that it is exactly what I need to hear. Yet, when I do these same actions, to maintain integrity to myself, and to hopefully save the other person a little bit of pain, I am an asshole, or prick? Does this make any sense to anyone out there? Cause the only thing I can pin it to, is that these people live in a make believe place, where, if we sweep stuff under the carpet, it will all go away. Let me tell you something, i

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do? Or Is It?
"Did you sleep with Nick?" She got quiet. She didn't say anything for about 10 seconds. My voice lowered… "Did you?" Another 5 seconds go by. The felt like an eternity for me. "No." She said quietly. "Then why did it take so long for you to answer?" ___________________________________________________________ "It just happened. I'm sorry." I felt like I got kicked in the stomach. I never in my wildest nightmare conceived of this happening. I could hear her starting to cry. It made me angry. She cheated on me… and she gets to cry? FUCK THAT. "Well, I guess that's that then. Have a nice life." I said. "What? I never said I wanted it to be over. I made a mistake." "What do you want then?" "I need time." "To choose? Fuck that!" Then I hung up. All of the sudden I didn't know what life was going to be like from there on out. I had never considered what day to day life was going to be without her. She was my first, and my only up to that point. The

The Final Goodbye - I Love You All Xxxxxxx
OK, so it’s a day late…….. So sue me! I haven’t been online in a long time so I’m not sure what people have written to me but I’m gonna try and make this as short as I can. I’m not going to tell anyone which hospital I’m at. I’m not going to say where I am or how long I’ve been told I have left to live. As certain people know, I’ve been transferred to a different hospital. This doesn’t mean I’ll be getting a better level of treatment, this doesn’t mean I’ll be getting a higher chance of survival. I want everyone who reads this to realise that this means only one thing…. …… When I go, it’ll be easier for me. This is going to be the last chance I get to speak to anyone and it sucks cos it’s a one way conversation. it’s a Sunday night over here and I have to go into hospital tomorrow morning at 10.30am. I’m not going to come out. I’ll understand if people don’t realise why I’m doing this. I mean, Jesus H. Christ, its only an online social site but I’ve made s

Freaking Stood Up!
So I wanted to meet this guy off here and he was all cool like yeah i will meet u up my house. Im like no ill meet you at the bar. Im not dumb. So I went to this bar, walked around in a banging outfit, got some other dudes number and still didnt see the freaking guy. He keep texting me and I just turned my phone off. BOYS ARE SO DUMB!!!

Deleting My Account
The time has come to say goodbye to the Fu. I am going to miss all my friends on here, but I don't want to deal with the bs anymore. Mostly from one person in particular. You know who you are...I'm tired of her blocking me then saying a bunch of shit about me, thinking that I won't find out!!! Take care everyone...for those of you that have my yahoo, stay in touch...if ya don't have it...I will keep this account for maybe a day or two. Leave me a message... Take care, ~ Dungeon Master MustangDos ~

Idiot Moments
We all have moments where we say dumb shit. 14 seconds later we scrunch our faces up and think "Why the fuck did I say that?" Usually it's at a critical moment when the right thing needed to be said, but came out the wrong way. Here are some idiot moments I have had or have witnessed others having. Blond Moment I was big pimpin at the supermarket when these two little girls nearby started fighting. The smaller of the two had brown hair and called the older girl an 'idiot'. The elder girl who was blond replied "At least I have an excuse for being stupid: I'm blond". Yeah nice one...I'm sure you can use the same excuse when you're 17 and knocked up. I was never this dumb. This chick should be handed a handicap license plate when she learns to drive... History Lesson Back in 7th grade when no girls knew I existed: my history class was underway this girl raises her hand, and I shit you not, asks "When was the War of 1812?" She was obviously going far in life...d

Where The Passion Flower Grows
Lay down on your pillow and turn the lights down low let me take you to the garden where the passion flower grows Close your eyes and enter dreams as love's emotion sets the scene and flitters through the garden where the passion flower grows Touch the tender petals of the flower as it grows a tentative endeavour as your feelings overflow Let me draw you to the place where ecstasy can be embraced the beauty of the garden where the passion flower grows Feel your mind exploding in the heavy scented air experience the shiver as your captured unaware A little touch of heaven where imagination flows the valley in the garden where the passion flower grows. BY: YOUR BELOVED TWEETY

I Won!!!
This is just a simple blog, to post my stats at the time of me winning spotlight. Ill add more and all that later after this day is over!! LOL... Fuberlord --> Henchman 370,012 Points to go! Rating: 10.41 (1716) [?] Profile Views: 2,671 Points: 1,129,988 [?]

Aahhhh
i'm so tired, I would kill to be in bed right now

Dream Girl
When guys talk about our dream girls, we specify such qualifications as “Hot as Hell, big boobs, great hind quarters, low self esteem, and mute.” Why low self esteem? Well because then she won’t think she can do any better than you…or me…or whatever. This can backfire though – Cause hot girls are always bitches, and if some other guy notices that my dream girls ‘Bitch-Level’ is not in line with her ranking on the ‘Bone-ability’ scale, he might try to grab himself a piece of my pie by complimenting her. Other guys compliments are about the worst thing imaginable when you’re trying to keep your ho in check. By jerk-offs flattering my jam-catcher, she may start building self esteem; when that happens, it’s time to move on. If my perfect woman should accidentally become confident, and fails to worship me as required, I’ll have her institutionalized for obvious insanity. This creates a problem for my pecker though. I need a new loser to bang. Fortunately I know of a

Love
IT FUNNY HOW PEOPLE CAN THROW THAT WORD LOVE AROUND SO EASY,IS IT ME OR DO U AGREE IF YOU TELL SOMEONE U LOVE THEM, AND FOR SOME REASON SOMETHING HAPPENS TO SLOW THAT RELATIONSHIP DOWN. IS IT REALLY THAT EASY TO FORGET THEM AND WALK AWAY AS IF NOTHING EVER HAPPEN. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT U BUT IF I LOVE SOMEONE I DON'T STOP JUST LIKE THAT,BUT THATS JUST ME. IM BEGINNING TO THINK SAYING I LOVE U IS THE NEW PICK U LINE FOR THE FUTURE,LOL

Reappearing Hornet
The upstairs bathroom has 2 windows and faces the front of the house. It gets sun from the mid afternoon until sunset. All this winter, when ever the temps have gotten over 35-40 for a decent amount of time... I will find one hornet buzzing around one of the windows. I of course kill it. I hate the little bastards. One of those bugs that serves no purpose, other than to sting me. The bitch of it, it comes back. I dispose of it and sure enough every time it gets a little warm... there's one buzzing in the window. To date there's been at least 40 I've sent to the great hornet graveyard this winter. So one would think that due to the roof design coming just short of the windows, and having a crawlspace there... a large nest, or many small ones should likely be inside under the windows. But no. Nothing. Not even dead frozen ones. I can't understand 2 things... 1 where they are hiding out and coming from, and 2 why only one at a time? Occasionally I'll see 2.

No Unsubscribe Links
Stupid lounges that take away their unsubscribe link well guys heres how to do it..... http://www.fubar.com/mylounges.php?leave= after the equal sign put the number to the lounge behind it and put it in ur web browser and press go! No one should sport a lounge u dont want to belong to!!!! MWAHAHA ~DevilsGoddess~ Bow Down Bitches!

Smells
I have a short term memory of a 70 yo man with Alzheimer's and diarrhea pants, but for some reason a great smell memory. Today this guy came in, and he smelled like a hotel in Lithuania I stayed at when I was little. It totally brought back nostalgia, and I felt like comin up and smellin him. Weirrrd...

Hot Topic (interracial Dating)
would grately appreciate your experiences and input...watch! ToniO..x

Why Do I Hate?
So i have to ask myself the question from time to time, why is it that i hate so many different people and things. i can come up with only 1 reason, people are fucking stupid. i really only hate one thing, thats stupidity. i cant fucking stand it, not like spelling error stupid, im talking about full on waterhead stupid. take 95% of the juggalos on this site, they are absolute fucking morons. cant complete a sentence, cant formulate a comeback, dragging their knuckles, having circle clown jerks, buttfucking each other. i cant stand those stupid fuckin bastards. oh well i guess this was another juggalo bashing, its easy to bash those ass lickers lol

Another Attempt
Those empty eyes peering into my soul They fill me with fear, And drive me out of control They see my weakness and my flaw's My life slips away, beacuse time thy do draw They draw it out of my soul, and my mind Peering in and sucking out my soul Soon ill be an empty shell of me They see everything ill never be Hopes and dreams slowly escape Ohh those empty eye peering into my soul Why do they stare as if knowing all They must be waiting to see me fall They judge me as if knowing ill fail They show me there is nothing to love I try to hide from those empty eye's But ill never get away until the day i die Beacuse the empty eyes that i fear Are the ones in my mirror peering at me The most judgemental ill ever find I can never escape there stare In sleep they work with my mind Showing me the worst of what was and is Everyday the peer till the end of my day's Watching me fade away

Prime Example Of What A Fuctard Is
GOT THIS IN MY FUMAIL AWHILE AGO from: onlysingle date: 2008-03-05 04:43:23 subject: hey sexy woman read receipt: No replied: No block user hello !!!! you are very sexy ........If, on you look for fun and excitement come Together let me ......i like ceybersex....i want sex with you...if you want too my msn ,,,,onlysingle3737@hotmail­.com,,, onlysingle_1@yahoo.c­om add me... baby come FUCTARD NOW BLOCKED FROM MY PROFILE

Johari Window
Gotta ask a favor to any of my bored friends out there... LadyRavn had a cool thing in her blog but it requires inputs from friends. Anyone who's bored please click here and help describe how you see me Reeka's Johari Inputs The window changes as new inputs are added... here it is so I can track it :) Arena (known to self and others) self-conscious, sentimental Blind Spot (known only to others) brave, clever, friendly, giving, intelligent, kind, observant, responsive, searching, trustworthy, warm, witty Façade (known only to self) loving, shy, sympathetic Unknown (known to nobody) able, accepting, adaptable, bold, calm, caring, cheerful, complex, confident, dependable, dignified, energetic, extroverted, happy, helpful, idealistic, independent, ingenious, introverted, knowledgeable, logical, mature, modest, nervous, organised, patient, powerful, proud, quiet, reflective, relaxed, religious, self-assertive, sensible, silly, spontaneous, tense, wise Dominant Traits80% of peo

Moving
I guess my comments aren't coming back, so I'm moving over to this profile for good... ~Robin & Stealin' Hearts~@ fubar

Love U Blondeprincess8786 Thanks Baby!!!
(repost of original by '~*BlondePrincess8786~**2nd Alarm Hotties**OWNED BY CHEVY1514*~' on '2008-03-05 12:21:35')

Anniversary
Well, This saturday will be my 20th wedding anniversary. So most people would be so proud to have been with there spouse for 20 years, Me, well im different, I dont care. I know i dont want to spend another year in his hell. Sometimes he can be a sweet kind man (as long as he is getting something out of it) but the times he is bad hes is really bad. So I think he is going to do something this weekend. You know 5 years ago i thought i would renew my wedding vowes to him, I dont want to do that. I want to give up my vowes to him. I want out. But how??? That is something i have to figure out on my own sometime. I surely hope that i figure it out soon. I would like to be happy sometime in my life.

My First Contest...help Me Please!!!
Ok so I'm finally in my first contest and I need as much help as I can get. I'm not lucky enough to have bombing families at my disposal so I'm forced to comment my ass off most of the night. Boy is this tiring...lol So any help you can lend would be greatly appreciated. The contest ends Sunday night and I need the most comments and rates. So far thanks to you guys I'm in the lead, but we all know that can change overnight. Just click on this Pic and it will take you to my contest pic. Thank you very much for all your help.

Needs A Break Soon
hello fu peeps....once again...im writna blog....before...i start..i want to state...that im goin to ash anybody....point out anybody.....if anybody offended...sorry but it has to be said...first...i wan to clear up some things....for those who dont know..or i didnt tell...i am datin somebody.....and its all over my page....i dont try to lead anybody on..and if i did i apologize.....this bout what happen earlier today...while i was a work....i get comments like everybody....i was inform that i got some very sexy comments..and my gf and her daugther...saw it.....it upset her daughter...and made her mad...she has problems with those kinds of comments..and i dont....but i agree that some where a lil too sexi....so..for all who post on my page....i do appericate the comments...and post..and the time u take...to do themm...out of respect of my realtionship...if those who choose to post...to keep the post nonsexual....not too naughty.....i would appreciated...if t

Tips, Bums And Bologna.
Guy came in to get a $7.50 facial and left me a $30 tip. *POPS COLLA* --------------------------------------------- Lunch time. ReL + friends head on over to little mexican place. Orders food. Waiting for food. Homeless guy comes in. Begs guy by window for a dollar. Tells some ridiculous story about bologna. Begs lady standing next to me. Same story about bologna. Taps me on shoulder. "Can you help me out? I have bread and mustard. I just need money for some bologna." ReL reaches in pocket, pulls out dollar. Bum: "I owe you! I owe you big! I'll pay you back!" ReL: "How the hell you gonna pay me back? You gonna beg someone else to give me back my dollar?" Bum walks up to next victim. ReL walks up to counter, asks for application. ReL hands application to bum... ReL: "Here. I solved your bologna problem." Walks out. ReL

How Honest Can You Be? I Dare You To Do This!!!
So, how honest do you think you can be? Heres a list of questions that i have come up with. This isnt something i copied and pasted.... these are really questions i wanted to ask. Rest assured, it is far more personal than any other questionaire that you have filled out. I dare you to complete this. 1000 fubucks to anyone that can answer all of these honestly... and dont take the short way out. Give explanations, and details. Have fun with it. What about you is heroic? What about you is social? What do you like about people? Do you have a nickname? What is it, and where did you get it? How do you dress most of the time? What do you wear when you go to sleep? Where do you live? Describe it: Is it messy, neat, avant-garde, sparse, etc.? What is your most prized mundane possession? Why do you value it so much? What one word best describes you? Who was your father, and what was he like? What was your parents marriage like? Were they married? Did they

The Perfect Person
Just what exactly is perfect? Ever notice people seem to be always searching for that one "perfect person"?do you think anyone really knows what perfect is anyway? Ya cant tell it if they do!!. It seems every one looks for that perfect person and when they think that they have found them, the first order of action seems to always be the same. Take your perfect person then try to change them and mold them into someone that they are not. Now second, once you have this person molded into someone that is totally different than the person that attracted you in the first place, tell them your leaving because "they have changed".It really doesnt seem all so hard to simply accept people for who they are, if you dont like who they are stay away from them to start with!! Hell ,seems so simple dont it?Should be but its just not human nature. People will always try to change you to better suit them, but please, remember this "the best suit for you, is the suit that suits you best".

Moonlight Delight
A moonlit night seems so right As we embrace our hearts start to race I stare into your eyes they do hypnotize As you give me a kiss I remember all I miss You lead me inside my eyes open wide Candles lit everywhere I can't help but stare You tell me out of the blue that you want my wishes to come true As you lower me to the floor wanting to fulfill my dreams and more Your hands all over me I feel so wild and free These feelings of desire setting me on fire Naked with no shame we begin our lovers game Setting our emotions free there is no other place I want to be Skin against skin this is the sweetest sin hands and mouths roaming everywhere making magic here and there Of this we will never tire as we take each other higher Hearing each other moan please baby make me your own As we become one oh this is so much fun Bodies starting to sweat this is a night we will never forget Feeling the flames of our fire unleashed passion and desir

I Am Not A Happy Camper.
On another note, I'd like to clearly state this now. This is the fucking internet. If you don't want something stole, such as pictures, coding, videos, hell even things pertaining to voice, then either watermark it, copywrite it, or don't put it the fuck up. It will get stolen. Someone will try and pass it off as their own. Its a given. Don't think you're above the unwritten rules of the internet. Seriouz fuckin bus1n3ss yo. I'm tired of people bitching their shit got stolen. And you know what else? I'm so fucking sick and tired of snow. I want summer here and I want it now. I'm cold. My back fucking hurts from the cold ache. And I hate randomly getting wet. Winter makes all of these things happen. It infuriates me. I also hate driving in winter. All the fucking retards around me don't seem to understand that when snow starts sticking to the ground, things get slick. That means, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN ASSHAT. Yeah. I'm the one going 30 MPH while you zoom by me going 60. I'm also the on

Earth
Your Element Is Earth You excel at planning and strategizing. You could be a champ at chess or Survivor. Well grounded, you are able to be realistic and rationalize. On the inside, you have a hard core. It's tough to phase you. You are super productive, and you are able to think anything through. Focused and super charged, your instincts are a good guide for your next step. What's Your Element?

Sts-123 Endeavour Countdown On Track
The shuttle Endeavour's countdown is ticking smoothly through its initial stages, with engineers checking out the ship's avionics systems and gearing up to pump liquid oxygen and hydrogen aboard early Sunday to power the orbiter's electricity generating fuel cells. With forecasters predicting a 90 percent chance of good weather, launch remains on track for 2:28:12 a.m. Tuesday. Image Above: The STS-123 crew patch depicts the space shuttle in orbit with the crew names trailing behind. STS-123's major additions to ISS- the first component of the Japanese Experimental Module (the Experimental Logistics Module - Pressurized Section (ELM-PS)(shown being lifted out of Endeavours cargo bay) and the Canadian Special Purpose Dexterous Manipulator (SPDM)(shown left). The ISS is shown in the configuration that the STS-123 crew will encounter when they arrive. Image Above: STS-123 crew portrait. From the right (front row) are astronauts Dominic L. Gorie, commander; and Gregor

Lime Green Eh?
Your Power Color Is Lime Green At Your Highest: You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary. At Your Lowest: You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in. In Love: You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated. How You're Attractive: Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room. Your Eternal Question: "What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?

What I Want
You wanna know what i want? I want one of those moments when laying in bed I can open my eyes and see the lovely face of a woman laying there as the moonlight filters in through the window illuminating her..I want to be able to reach out in the dark of the night to gently brush the hair out her face to be able to gaze at her as i softly caress the side of her cheek while she sleeps soundly..the moonlight flooding over her face and highlighting all the little things about her as she sleeps...being able to watch over her as she lays there peacefully dreaming...taking into memory every detail of this moment as if i was taking in air to breathe..to me it doesn't matter whether its a one night stand, someone who is going to be around for a lil while, or the one who is going to be around for the rest of my life....it is for moments just like this that make her being there with me worth whatever risk there may be...to be able to bask in the delightful moments of all her little things and to r

Fu-luv Page
IM pleased to inform all memebrs that we r currently working on our own Fu-Luv Home page please hit the link and get yourselves added on and add to family It will take a bit to get it together, but it will be a great thing!!! tHANK yOU http://fubar.com/user/1685620 or hit this pic and it will take u there

I Had My Baby!
Well I have to say that either eggplant parmesan really works or it was a super super freaky coincidence. Friday night (February 29th, her due date) we went to an italian place around the corner and I had eggplant parmesan. That was around 8:30. I woke up halfway around 2:30 or 3 thinking that I was feeling some lower abdomen pains but didn't think it was contractions since they are typically suppose to start at the top of your belly. Finally at 4 am I decided that they were probably contractions since they were beginning to get stronger and a little more painful. At 5am I told my hubby that we needed to start packing things up because I was pretty sure I needed to get to the hospital. We gathered everything up and packed the things and our 5 year old in the car and headed to the hospital. I checked into a room at 6:15 and at 6:30 when they checked me I was 4cm. At that point they broke my water and my contractions went from slightly painful to unbearable. LOL I told them to get me d

I'm A Stripper.....unzip Your Zipper.....ah! Give It To Me Daddy!(chemical Bros-the Stripper Song)
Your Stripper Song Is Master and Servant by Depeche Mode "There's a new game We like to play you see A game with added reality You treat me like a dog Get me down on my knees" Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice. What Song Should You Strip To?

My Contention On This Site
First of all I would like to say first and foremost that I love this site. I have met some very decent people on here that I know will be life long friends of mine. These people know who they are and know they matter to me. However, I look around the madness and chaos we all have know to love as Fubar, and tasteless ignorance is so thick that we could cut it with a knife. So I have done this lads and lasses. I have made a small, detailed list on how I FEEL that people men and women alike, should conduct themselves on this site. 1.) For the fellas. Am I the only one in this motherfuckin' site actually on here to make friends? Thanks to half of you no game havin' motherfuckers, you got these ladies so shook and scared what's going to end up in their shoutboxes that it makes it difficult for a genuine person such as myself to befriend any of them. Plenty of forums for you perverts to pull your pork to. Leave Fubar out of your perverted intentions. Cool? 2.) For the ladie

My Angel
You Are Most Like Gisele Bundchen Slightly exotic and perfectly gorgeous Which Victoria's Secret Angel Are You?

Are You A Good Cook?
You Are a Creative Cook Your cooking is unusual, inspired, and definitely one of a kind. People love your unique style, but you've had your share of kitchen flops. You have the makings of a cult chef. You may not cook at the Four Seasons, but you could have your own little funky cafe in San Francisco! Are You A Good Cook?

My Book Is Going International
I just looked at my page on my publishers web site and saw the following announcement: A SOUTH ASIA EDITION of The Sovereign Soul: Sufism: A Path for Today was published by Readworthy Publications Ltd., of New Delhi, India, in February 2008, under the title Sufism: A Path for Today: The Sovereign Soul. Readworthy is a new imprint of D.K. Printworld Ltd., also of New Delhi. The Readworthy edition is available both as a paperback and in hardcover form. The first I knew of this was when two books arrived in the mail. One hardback. Wow. I am international. Isn't that cool? If you are interested, you can see the book and some reviews at http://newpara.com/The_Sovereign_Soul.htm

I Am Going To Jail..
You will go to jail for... Asking a hooker what time it is - then being busted as a john 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

I Hope She Keeps Her Hands To Herself Lol
OLAY!

Everybody Ready For Steak And Bj Day?
A little history behind it if you haven't heard: You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective a

New World New Me?
So as many of you may know I have been going though a rough patch in my life. Being Dumped and being very sick as of lately had put a damper on my life... it was hard for "Sunshine" to Shine! I just wanted to take this time to thank a very selected few for helping me see that I am who I am and there is not a damn thing wrong with that! So to you! I thank you from the bottom of my heart! I also have alittle news for some of u! I have met a Greatttttttt Person in my life and couldnt be happier where my life is headed!!!! =) I feel that with this new chance at happiest I am diving in with two feet!!! So wish me luck hahaa! So thanks again to my family list!! I couldnt have made it without a single one of u!!! PEACE!!! Michelle aka Sunshine!

The Cottontail Race
This game is now closed...thank you for playing! Standing Bonuses (offered daily): - 100 11s = 200 cottontails - 100 10s = 100 cottontails - 100 comments = 100 cottontails - Bling = 500 cottontails each - Bling Pack - 12000 cottontails The Scoreboard (at close!) 3284 - RadioGuy - 10352 33820 - Little Slavegrrl - 250 86109 - Mrs Bubbles - 10 94244 - Stimulus Package - 50 97146 - muma_e - 300 97241 - Ash - 3 135448 - Gypsylord - 1 144345 - Hot Marina - 1 154473 - Stephylishus - 50 161910 - Red Kandy - 5 188537 - Teri - 50 210474 - Siouxweety - 50 212051 - Shadow - 100 212962 - BooBoo - 40 239113 - Silverwolf - 1 280773 - Angelface - 16 285631 - Will - 69 319570 - Cubby - 50 320796 - Josh - 2 321230 - Pastor Andy - 4 347236 - Indradragon - 2 356874 - Year of the Dragon - 250 436275 - Berry,Berry Quite Contrary - 750 473028 - Rev. White Dove - 20 476992 - Bright - 1 507557 - The Man 68 - 1 522051 - Sweet Judy - 600 545313 - Hol

Blast Update
Ok so I now have a little over 900 comments which I pretty much habeen working on alone today so please come help me out in my giveaway and help me bomb my pic for me to get a 7 day blast Please I would love to get this in time for my 28th birthday which is in 13 days Remember it doesn't end until I get the 1500 comments that I need so all help is greatly appreciated and all love will be returned So please come on by and help me bomb my pic just click the link below and bombs away Thank you

Fmlyhm
Seether You could've been the real one You could've been the one enough for me You could've been the free one (the broken down and sick one) Remnant of a vacant life You come around when you find me faithless You come around when you find me faceless Fuck me like you hate me (dig it up and tear it down) Dig it up and whore me out Fuck me like you hate me (dig it up and tear it down) I love the sound when you come undone You could've been the next one (God only knows) You could've been the one to comprehend me You could've been the only one (the broken down and sick one) You could've been the one who i lie with You come around when you finally face this You come around when you find me faceless Fuck me like you hate me (dig it up and tear it down) Dig it up and whore me out Fuck me like you hate me (dig it up and tear it down) Don't make a sound 'til I come undone You'll never break me You'll never break me You'll never break me You could've been the real one You could've been th

Deep Thought
Quote: If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it. Author: Marcus T. Cicero c. 106-43 BC, Great Roman Orator, Politician

My Fu Owner
meet Indi... this is my best friend in R/L! she also won me in Drew's auction with a HH, so as of 10th March 2008, Indi will receive from me the following..... Ownership for a month All pics rated with 11's during HH All stash rated A salute pic A blog Daily comment My name saying 'Owned by Indilisse' for a month 2 Bling gifts a week 2 snapvine messages a week and to be shitfaced daily so go show Indi some fu love and add her if you haven't already, cos she is one awesome aussie chick! Indilisse: Fu-Owner of ShadowWolfPack, Aussie Angel & D-Doggy. ~Greeter~ @ MC and THE FORT@ fubar

Down And Out
How can one feel so damn lonely when they have supposeably have so many friends? How can one feel so damn isolated, yet they have the ability to be free as a bird? Lately I have been feeling so damn down and not having a f*cking clue as to how to stop it. Someone was kidding around with me, and told me it was alright if I had an amusement park in my head, sad thing is I kind of agreed with them silently not saying a word. Although right now I am thinking these rides aren't too much fun anymore and they are going to fast. What I am meaning by going to fast is the emotional roller coaster, my mind feels as if it goes a 100mph at all times. This I wish would slow down and let me stop over analyzing or stop thinking so damn much. I have a boyfriend, at least I am pretty sure I do, and this man I do love very much. Right now though, I feel like a puppet thats about to fall off the string. I acted childish when we had a fall out, and after not speaking for two weeks he did begi

A Comment I Recived On My Bulletin
My Coke Rewards ( this is the persons handle ) March 14, 2008 @ 1:19 am Anyone who uses this information to injure, harass, or commit a criminal act against any person may be subject to criminal prosecution. Forcing this guy off, is unexceptable. I'm not here to defend this jerkoff, but this moron did his time in jail for the crime. Don't blame this loser for him being out. Blame our state governments for not having stiffer laws against child molesters. If your going to force this guy out, then we need to force out all the criminals & convicts (including all the "druggies, stoners, dwi'ers" in here) as well. Otherwise, shut the fuck up & quit stirring shit up.

My Coke Rewards
My Coke Rewards Ok so I re-posted this bulletin which many other friends have already posted before me regarding some sex offender that is registered on Fubar. Then "My Coke Rewards" leaves his or her two cents. This Ph*cktard obviously doesn't have children, and if he/she does they must not care about them. I have posted the bulletin below followed by "My Coke Rewards" comment. Bulletin:------------------------ THIS IS THOMAS I HOLLAND JR AKA TJ AKA SCOOBY HERE IS HIS FUBAR LINK ~~~DJ Scooby Doo ~~Owner of The RGS~~Back home in NY~~~@ fubar AND HERE IS THE LINK TO THE PROOF THAT HE IS A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER... Click Here For Proof LETS GET HIM OFF THE SITE PEOPLE!!! My Coke Rewards Comment:------------------------ Anyone who uses this information to injure, harass, or commit a criminal act against any person may be subject to criminal prosecution. Forcing this guy off, is unexceptable. I'm not here to defend this jerkoff, but his moron did his time in jail for the

Will Be Cleaning Out Friends List Next Week!!!!
NEXT WEEK, I WILL BE GOING THRU MY FRIENDS LIST AND THOSE I NEVER HEAR FROM ARE GETTING DELETED, I HAVE TOO MANY ON LIST AND MORE THAN HALF DONT EVEN KE IN TOUCH ON OCCASION. SO AS OF NEXT WEEK, WHOM I DONT HEAR FROM ARE GETTING DELETED.. SORRY. NEEDSTO BE DONE.. LOVE YA ALL!!! ♥~BRATT~♥

Yep I'm Aggervated!
Thia aint like my normal bolgs because I'm a lil pissed off. But First of off I want to say thank you to all the assholes jerks and players, guys that think your gods gift to women, you make me feel better about myself. so thank you and yet fuck you!! I write alot of blogs that tend to be negative in nature about myself. I often think I'm not a very attractive person not just in looks but in attitude. And truth be know i'm not, But as I said guy like those mentioned above make me feel good about myself. I may not be the kind of guy that alot of woman are attracted too but I aint the scum at the bottom of the pond and let me explain why. Recently a very dear friend of mine had feeling for this guy only to find out he wasn't who his fubar profile said he was and well, he was just a fucking asshole. and I don't understand why some guy like him can do this. You think because your good looking and woman find you attractive you can just toy with their emotions. To him and all th

Week 1
THIS WEEK I NEED YOUR HELP ON 1 OF MY PICTURES. IT DOES NOT NEED BOMBED JUST A RATE AND A COMMENT. FEEL FREE TO RIP ALSO POINTS ARE AWARDED FOR EVERYTHING. (1 COMMENT ONLY PLEASE) THESE ARE THE RULES.......................... Points will be awarded on each of the following criteria. 2 points for highest average score 1 point for the most ripped 2 points for the most commented (Only one comment per person will count towards the total. If anyone starts to bomb me, Im going to block them and fly to their house and kick them in the head.) The owner of the picture with the most points at the end of this week will have the option to not do next weeks task I JUST REPOSTED THIS IN THE CORRECT FOLDER. I AM IN FIRST PLACE SO FAR THANKS TO ALL OF MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS. PLEASE KEEP LOOKIN BACK HERE FOR THE RESULTS. I MIGHT NEED YOUR HELP WITH THIS AWESOME CONTEST AGAIN. ONCE AGAIN THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!!! THIS CONTEST MEANS ALOT TO ME.

Masturbation?
Seriously. Am I the only person alive that doesn't masturbate?

Sometimes You Gotta Be A Bitch
Read bottom up: kingtskell...: i would not use the word fat ->kingtskell...: well she's bigger than I am--what would you say? kingtskell...: you have some respect and not call her fat please i have not commented on your weight ->kingtskell...: whatever kingtskell...: i am a guy i wanna know all wamens cup size ->kingtskell...: I know your wife is fat & all but you choose her..have some respect ->kingtskell...: ROFL wow...no if you must know, I'm not 'ragging' I just think you're a rude, nasty man to ask a perfect stranger how big her tits are kingtskell...: some one must be raggin cause you seem rather pissy ->kingtskell...: I'm fat, so you don't have to feed me the repetitve lines on how fat chicks are better and blah blah kingtskell...: bigg girls do it better ->kingtskell...: ok...ew I just got a bad mental pic kingtskell...: she is bi and we both like tits so she would not care ->kingtskell...: yeah ok..says you kingtskell...: it is not like callin some one

Celebrity Look A Likes, Yeah Whatever...
http://www.myheritage.com/collage

Pictures Of My Vah-jay Jay
HAHA! Not really.. REDDIRTMAN@ fubar ADD HIM! He's adorable, sweet and smells like sexy! Get back to work, ya pervs.

Sporks Update Bleh
Mother extradited from New York By Nathaniel Lukefahr The Facts Published March 9, 2008 It took 24 days to bring Caren Kohberger back to Brazoria County to be charged with child endangerment. It took 17 minutes for her to post bond and leave the Brazoria County jail. Kohberger, 27, the mother of a 3-month-old boy whose body was found Jan. 29 in Galveston County, flew Friday morning to Houston accompanied by two Brazoria County Sheriff’s deputies, Sheriff Charles Wagner said. She was booked into the Brazoria County Detention Center at 9:20 p.m. Friday and released 17 minutes later after posting $20,000 bond, according to the sheriff’s office Web site. “She appeared in front of a New York court yesterday and chose to waive extradition,” Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne said. “The state did not oppose a bond reduction, and she was booked into the Brazoria County Detention Center.” Angleton lawyer Jimmy Phillips Jr., who is representing Kohberger, could not be

Reasons To Forgive
Somebody out there likes me I can see it in your smile. Every time I think of you I know it’s only a matter of time. Before I’ll be looking into those deep sincere eyes And out of this masquerade. You reasure me everything is gonna be fine. I hung no boundaries I feel my spirit shine. I’ve glanced over the precipices Your presence pulls me back. All the good in me Is finally set free. Though I’d love to hold you Give you my affection It’s only right to share this beautiful air without despair. Somebody out there knows me You reflect it in your mind. Something that I may forgive The times when I don’t try. I focus on the positive Remember why I live. Thank you for reminding me Reasons to forgive

I Am
I am desire and despair I am the glow inside your beating heart I am the love that leads you there I am your soul I am the darkness where you disappear I am the light that leads you safe I am the shepherd of your laughter and your tears I am your pleasure and your pain I am your truth, I am your destiny I am your soul, I am the faith that leaves your spirit strong I am the sunlight in the rain I am the universe inside your mind I am your pleasure and your pain I am your soul I am the courage that inspires you I am the knowledge that you gained I am the people you will choose to be I am your pleasure and your pain I am your soul... Thank you JWH.

Mel Sucks. :p
You Are A Weeping Willow Tree You are a dreamer, and you're into almost any kind of escapism. Restless and capricious, you love to travel to exotic places. You are easily influenced by others, as long as they don't pressure you. You tend to suffer in love until you find that one loyal, steadfast partner. An empathetic friend, you love to make others smile and laugh. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Why I Stopped Smoking Pot...
when i was in college, the stoner crowd was composed of reasonably intelligent people who just happened to enjoy smoking - mostly artists and intellectuals. yes, we would get high. but we would pursue more worthwhile activities also. when i moved back home to my non-college town and had to go to a trailer park and spend time with people like this in order to get stoned, i decided that it was time to find a new hobby.

Friends....
had a friend of mine today.. see that I got a happy hour today..soo he asked me who got me my happy hour. Heres part of the convo: this ass friend of mine sent me this comment this morning, asking who got me my happy hour... *LORD WOLF...: excuse m'y upbringing *LORD WOLF...: board flirtatious housewife acting like a tramp ->*LORD WOLF...: no. i have never showed him any skin. other than 2 pics i had private in past *LORD WOLF...: never mind imagination told me concidering u showing to much skin lately *LORD WOLF...: what u have to do for it? ->Cubs Fan ...: lmao ->*LORD WOLF...: friend keith Who needs friends like this? Uh, guess showing cleavage is to much.

Shower, Brrrrrr
I just took a shower and realized that my towel was MIA. Hooray for a wet naked freezing ass cold run around the house in search of it.

One Touch, One Moment
One Touch, One Moment By: Deborah Boyd The softness of the night Just fills my senses galore The Thought of you Are simple and pure As I lay awake in bed Thoughts of you Dance through my head They bring a smile To my face each day I cherish the moments In every way You are there beside me So quiet and still As I listen to the sounds Your body brings me such thrills I yearn to touch you But afraid to do so You look so peaceful With that restful glow So I lay myself down Beside you again I close my weary eyes And dream about you within.

For My Mother
For My Mother My mother is not just my mother! She is my next to kin and my best friend. Having her as a friend is a treasure. She really is a treasure. She is full of all kinds of gold, silver, diamonds and gems. I can share with her my life's secrets, and she wont tell anyone. My dreams of happiness is one of her dreams. She will try her best to make sure I am happy and loved. And any choices I make; she makes them with me. She also understands them. She helps me when I need help. When I need a hug; I don't have to tell her she already knows. And gives it freely with all her love. I LOVE YOU MOM. Rhoda Suzette Doggett Copyright ©2008 Rhoda Suzette Doggett

Me
ok here it goes.....ive been on fubar for awhile but i kept changing my proflie.....the last one i had i met sumone we clicked.....till i sent him real pics of me .....yea i was nerves because i have had very low selfasteam bout myself......and very insecure to.....well after he had told me i was pretty ugly and a bitch i said fluck it im going to put my pics up on fubar cause all he did was make me feel better bout myself.....and me myself ive never said one wrong word bout his azz....and he told me oh im not shallow lord i cant tell....well like i told my hommie if noone likes the way i look dont look.....

R.i.p Momma :(
I SWEAR I WILL NEVA UNDASTAND THIS MESSED UP WORLD WE LIVE IN... I SAY THIS B/C THE WOMAN WHO RAISED ME FROM THE AGE OF 8YRS OLD, WHOM I HAVE CALLED MY MOTHER AND IS MY MOTHER IN EVERY SINCE OF THE WORD...WAS BRUTUALLY KILLED IN HER OWN HOME AS SHE SLEPT FRIDAY NITE, SHE WAS 75 YRS OLD, RAISED ME AS WELL AS 5 OF HER OWN KIDS AND 6 GRANDKIDS. MY BIOLOGICAL MOTHER LEFT WHEN I WAS 8 YRS OLD AND MS. ESSIE JUST KINDA TOOK ME IN. MY BESTFRIEND KEISHA (HER GRANDAUGHTA) WHOM SHE WAS ALSO RAISIN CUS HER MOTHER WAS STRUNG OUT ON DOPE HAD BEEN FRIENDS EVER SINCE 1ST GRADE AND STILL REMAIN FRIENDS TO THIS DAY. I JUST DONT UNDASTAND HOW ANYONE WUD HURT SUCH A WONDERFUL LADY, MS. ESSIE WUD GIVE U THE SHIRT OFF HER BACK AND CUDNT HURT ANYONE EVEN IF SHE TRIED. MY GOD SHE WAS 75!!! THEY CUD OF JUST ROBBED HER AND LEFT...WELL NEEDLESS TO SAY THE POLICE HAVE NO CLUES NO LEADS AND IM SURE THEY ARENT GONNA BREAK THEIR BACKS TRYNNA FIND OUT EITHER. ANYWAY, I BEEN UP FOR HRS CRYIN, THINKIN, AND C

Just Wanted To Let Ya Know
I won't be on from now and the rest of the weekend. my great grandma passed away amongst other stuff goin on. I may pop in for a sec but probably not got to much goin on. Just thought I would let my friends know since they won't see me on. love ya guys me

Propositon 420: Fleshing Out The Beast
Herein I shall attempt to add 'flesh to the beast'. Or, for those of you (the majority I'm sure) who will undoubtedly get confused with my asinine metaphors, explain in further detail each of those sections I touched upon in the "Proposal in Brief" outline previously posted. I will most likely stray and wander around here as I am wont to do, but hopefully I will be able to stay focused enough, or at least enjoyably readable enough, to all you to follow and understand my reasoning and the fullness of each of the proposal sections set out before. I might wander into doing some argument justification here though that is not my intent in this section. The next major section is where I plan on arguments and justifications. Please bear with me if I wander. Thank you. Section 1: Medicinal Marijuana The reasons for medicinal marijuana are legion. Those reasons I will draw out in an expanding form in the next blog ("arguments"). Here I hope to just clarify what is in the "Proposal in Brie

To My Friends
To all of my treasured friends and fans. Come next Monday I will most likely be deleting my account. I think it is time for me to move on, and get some semblance of an outside life going. I highly and respectfully appreciate all the great conversations I have had with you all, as well as getting to know some very friendly and interesting people. So to all of you that will actually miss talking to me, I will be bidding you a fond adieu, and who knows, I might just be back here again someday. Thanks again Red Behr

All My Friends
i want to thank all of u for helpin me get to godfather. im not quite there but will be soon tho. im tryin to get all of u back for helpin but its hard at times. i run outta all rates everyday now. so plz be patient im doin my best. if u think i missed u plz shout me im not tryin to. gotta fubar love all my friends. ty all for yer help..mwahhzzz

Feeling Old
I know I'm not old, no one needs to tell me. I just am starting to feel that way bcuz my youngest, my little baby is turning 4 next week and it's so hard for me to believe. There was a time where we didn't think she'd make it to her 4th bday. She was born 4 months early, 1 lb 6 oz, and she was having all these infections in the NICU and had to have open heart surgery when she was only a month old (and was only about 2 lbs at the time) she had so much trouble breathing and she had bleeding in her brain, which has caused her to have cerebal palsy. She's blind in both eyes, can't walk, can't eat by mouth, can't speak and will probably be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. But she's here. She's made it to her 4th birthday, been through over 10 surgeries in her 4 years of life, and she's amazing. My little miracle baby. I wish so much for her to have a normal life, like her sister should have, but I'm so blessed she's even here, and what's normal anyway? Also hard to believe for a

From Twaune
=== '~Twaune The Godfather Presents Happy Hour Spring Break Contest* March 16-22~ Fu-Owned By Skitz *' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-22 17:39:38'.. > >

Bff?
so if you give your bestest friend a blow job cause it sucks to be him, are you commited to have to do it again because it still sucks to be him or because z tells you to give him one cause z can`t? i think both he and z suck eggs. are you two reading this? hahahaha ! good! because soon i shall take over the world!!!! muuu ahahahaha!

Zomg! I Know This Guy...
LOL... it makes so much sense now, this might as well be Wild Harleys singing it :P you think you're gonna to live your life alone in darkness and seclusion yeah I know you've been out there tried to mix with those animals and it just left you full of humiliated confusion so you stagger back home and wait for nothing but the solitary refinement of your room spits you back out onto the street and now you're desperate and in need of human contact and then you meet me and you whole world changes because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear so you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears and you trust me completely I'm perfect in every way cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside you feel so lucky but your ego obscures reality and you never bother to wonder why things are going so well you wanna know why? cause I'm a liar yeah I'm a liar I'll tear your mind out I'll burn your soul I'll turn you into me I'll turn

Brrrrains
Nothin beats losing your conscience and strategically fallin head first on an open drawer. I think half my brains are smeared all over the metal handle. :( Maybe I could scrape it up /kiddin about the brain part, but I have a bumpy head now :(

Stole These Lyrics
This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard

Salute Contest
Im putting on the "who loves RyaWolf" the most contest. make me a salute and send me the pics so I can make a folder for it for the most original out of ordinary salute. Winners get a fu-bling package and a 7 day blast. so get those pics going :)

Contest Week 3
Update** Aww crap. Sorry everyone. I didnt open up the pictures. I wasnt really around all weekend and tonight. Internet was down tonight. Using the neighbors right now. Im opening it up now and the results will be posted on Wed. We can do this like football where this week wont start a new contest. Its a bye week. Ill post something on Wed and give everyone an extra few days for next weeks.. so it should be a big one. Sorry again!! Congradulations to the winner for the second straight week Chevy! I know that there was already talk about this maybe being a popularity contest, but the reason that he won this week was based on the fact that he hit the 15 point bonus. It leap frogged him into first place over 2 of you that had been tied for the lead. The bonus kicker this week was for longest comment. I see many people leaving comments like 'vote', 'nice' and 'pretty' and I wanted to award the person that had a picture left with a real honest and true comment

Domestic Violence
ONCE AGAIN I WAS ABUSED BY MY EX,THIS TIME I DECIDED TO FIGHT BACK.THE LAWS IN CANADA AND EVERYWHERE NEED TO BE CHANGED.FOR I AM BEING CHARGED FOR ASSULT ON HIM.EVEN THOUGH HE BEAT ME,AND RAPED ME.WE AS PEOPLE NEED TO MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD,AGAINST ABUSE OF ANY KIND.I AM NOT SORRY FOR TAKING A STAND NOR WILL I BE.PLEASE IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS BEING ABUSED ,REPORT IT! LOVE LIZ

Don't Give Up On Me
Don't give up on me. I know there are days when I say things I shouldn't. I know there are days when my actions are foolish. Don't give up on me. Inside of me is a good person, though that person is not perfect. I laugh and I love and I cry and I bleed. Don't give up on me.

My Photos
ok please rate and comment all my photos.. .then and only then will i let you see the nudes.... if u buy me a vip or 7 day blast ... you will have unlimited acess to my nudes... and get to see photos a month befor they go on my profile.. and get to see a private sfw photoshoot i did and u will get nudes that arnt on my profile THANKS ALL FOR READING THIS KAY!

Addition To Wtf
clear_blue_cowboy: you say you want to talk with me and you wont even come into my conference clear_blue_cowboy: i see how big of a woman you are mattie snyder: WHAT HAPPENED TOTHE CONFRENCE clear_blue_cowboy: point is mattie you cant fucking talk with me with bring in edge and lala mattie snyder: YA WELL U BROUGHT TIMNA clear_blue_cowboy: she done with the shit mattie and all she wanted was the damn trurh clear_blue_cowboy: i told her everything mattie mattie snyder: YA AND clear_blue_cowboy: and she told me how you keep on with her telling her how better she could find clear_blue_cowboy: so come and talk with us without your little staff and army mattie snyder: SHE CAN FIND BETTER THAN U mattie snyder: OK FINE mattie snyder: BUT I AM BRING JEAN clear_blue_cowboy: no mattie just me and you and kristina clear_blue_cowboy: no jean mattie snyder: NO BRYAN JEAN AS WELL mattie snyder: WHAT U TO AFFRAID OF THE TRUTH clear_blue_cowboy: cause mattie the problem is mattie yo

That Nail Hurts...specially In The Head :s
You Should Rule Jupiter Huge and hot, Jupiter is a quickly turning planet with short days and intense gravity. You are perfect to rule Jupiter, because you are both dominant and kind. You have great strength and confidence, but you never abuse your power. You are always right. Even if you make mistakes, you compensate for them... before anyone knows it. Headstrong and ambitious, you always have a goal in mind. You are optimistic and believe thing things will always work out. What Planet Should You Rule?

I Want To Be Honest With My Friends
HEY YALL ITS SWEETKELL :P AND I JUST WANTED TO POST THIS BLOG TO LET YALL KNOW WHO I REALLY AM. WELL HERE WE GO LOL. I AM A SINGLE MOM OF 4 WHO WAS IN A VERY A BAD REALATIONSHIP FOR 8YRS. WITH A MAN I KNEW FOR 13YRS 4 KIDS AND 8YRS LATER. HE HAS LEFT A SCAR ON MY LIFE. OK FRIENDS SOME OF YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT ME SOME DONT. BUT I WAS BEAT VERY BADLY AND WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 2MONS. IT WAS BY THE MAN WHO WAS SUPOSE TO LOVE ME UNTIL DEATH DO US PART. WELL HE ALMOST GOT THE DEATH PART WITH THE BUTT OF HIS SHOTGUN. THAT HE REPEATEDLY BEAT ME WITH AND MY FRIENDS. THIS MIGHT COME AS A SHOCK TO YALL BUT THAT NIGHT MY EX WAS ABLE TO KNOCK ALL MY TEETH RIGHT OUT OF MY HEAD. NOW IF YOU WANT TO JUDGE ME FOR THE WRONG THAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE. YOUR NOT A TRUE FRIEND AND I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PPL WHO JUDGE IN MY LIFE, TY AND I WISH ALL MY FRIENDS THE BEST IN LIFE CAUSE WE ALL NEED IT LOL

R.i.p. Gary
Every funeral I have ever been to I hear the same thing. Death is a celebration of life, and that it is a celebration of "going home" to be with the Lord. I'm sorry lads and lasses, but I'm going to have to call bullshit. I definately don't feel like celebrating, nor am I for that matter. Instead, I plan on sitting here and ponder why if there is a Lord do we have to keep repeating the same cruel joke with no punch line? It goes a little something like this lads and lasses. A loved one dies, or a great friend dies,and you are left with open wounds. Open wounds that are vulnerable to infection. What is this "infection" I speak of? Let me elaborate and make it clear to the masses what I am talking about. When a someone close to you passes on, it opens serious emotional wounds,and just when you are able to stitch them up so they might heal with time they are ripped open again. Because that's how this cruel prank is pulled. These wounds when they are freshly opened get infected

Hosting An Auction
hi everyone, I've been asked to host an auction, so after a couple of days of planning and discussions (and before we saw any others similar LOL), I've decided to host the guys side of an auction and Michelle is going to host the ladies side of the auction on her page. Her link ... ♥ MishNumber1 ♥ Entry fee is just 15K fubucks, thats right, just 15K, not 50K or 100K other people charge for auctions LOL. Lady entries must send your fee, pic and offer to Michelle at the above link. Males must send your fee, pic and offer to me ASAP Please rate fan and add both of the hostesses when you enter if you haven't already, this is a join fun auction, thank you. Auctions are a great way to make some new friends and have some fun. BONUS - The male with the most rates at the end of the auction will receive 30K fubucks off me and female receives 30K off Michelle. Here are our rules ... PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU BID AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THEM BEFORE THEY

Honesty..really?
Saturday, March 17, 2007 A Question Current mood: curious Category: Romance and Relationships I just have a quick question for the women. First off, you all say you want an open, honest man, but when a guy is truly honest with you, you don't like it. For example, when you ask a guy what he wants from your relationship, you want to hear--" I want to be married and have kids and live a long life with you by my side." Right? Nearly all guys SAY this because we know that's what you want to hear. An open, honest guy would answer thusly--" I want to fuck you in every imaginable way. I want to share you with my friends, if you're any good. I want to blow my load on your face and laugh to myself as you look around disgustedly for something to wipe off with. I want to be able to fuck your friends and get away with it, but you better not try to fuck my friends, in fact, don't even look at them. If you want to talk about marriage I'll change my phone number, quit my job,

My Moms Surgery Is Today March 27th
Please keep my mom in your thoughts and prayers.she will be having the knots removed from her head today.The Dr's think its just sist's and I hope so..shes not in good enough health for it to be anything other then that. They didnt do a biopsy,so im hoping for the best This is my mom Sandy

Praise The Fake Lord
->sinlessfury: that a boy go with that christian love thy enemy thing and pray for me to never have kids thats the spirit. you fucking hypocrite bastard your priest been givin you too much anal lately or something? sinlessfury: OR MAYBE IT WAS UR MOMMY AND DADDY R THE ONES THAT FAILED TO EDUCATE U CORRECTLY sinlessfury: WOW, SO U DONT BELIEVE IN GOD....MAYBE U SHOULD TRY SCIENTOLOGY OUT...THAT COULD BE UR ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL....OR MAYBE U SHOULD GET ON UR KNEES AND PRAY ...PRAY TO NOT EVER HAVE ANY CHILDREN....SO WOW, UR AN ACTUAL FIT ON THIS SITE, ARENT YA... ->sinlessfury: your probably one of those baptists or something but asking women things like you do and being here is un christian so your going to HELL lol ->sinlessfury: i am no religion i claim nothing ->sinlessfury: god is imaginary like casper i dont worship fictional charecters sinlessfury: WHAT RELIGION R U THEN ->sinlessfury: no its what i call your bullshit christian bible sinlessfury: U DONT BELIEVE IN GOD ,

Perfect In Every Way
Your Spelling is Perfect You got 10/10 correct. Your spelling is excellent. You also have a great memory and eye for detail. How's Your Spelling?

*cries*
You Act Like You Are 31 Years Old You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! You're responsible, wise, and have enough experience to understand a lot of the world. You're at the point in your life where you understand yourself pretty well. You are figuring out what you want... and how to get it! What Age Do You Act?

Thank You My German Friend...
Subject: John Cleese’s message to America Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A. A Message from John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Colony, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: You should look up “revocation” in the Oxford English Dictionary. 1. Then look up aluminium, and ch

Ffs!!!! :s
Your Love Life is Like Pretty Woman "I want the fairy tale" You believe that love is truly blind, unpredictable, and surprising. Two very different people can easily find true love. At least, that is how it will happen when you marry a gorgeous billionaire someday ;-) Your love style: Sensual and flirty Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Surprisingly happy What Movie Is Your Love Life Like?

Pleh...
People Like You... Sometimes You are liked, but only when people are able to overlook your faults. Deep down, you are a good person, but you definitely have some obnoxious tendencies. So step back, and try to figure out when people aren't responding to you positively. A few simple changes could make you a lot better liked! What People Don't Like About You: People don't like that you forget them easily. No one wants to be friends with someone who doesn't remember their name! People don't like that you are judgmental and overly opinionated. Even if you are always right, they don't like to be reminded of it! People don't like that you put others down and like to gossip. They are worried that you also gossip about them! What People Like About You: People like that you give them complements. You make people feel good about themselves! People like that you can defend what you believe in calmly and rationally. You stand your ground and gain respect. People

Break Time Again
its that time again when i just get tired of the endless me me me attitude around here and signing on only pisses me off.So many of the "cool" people with their own agenda only helping and showing love to those in their "circle of friends" God forbid you have a life and dont log on here 24/7 or else they seemingly forget you even exist until they need a favor or something then all of a sudden you are good friends again. Im so wishing I hadn't got the year VIP recently or I'd just delete altogether. As Paul said this place has become a joke anyways.Huge popularity contest for points and ranks that really dont mean shit in the real world. They arent helping me pay my bills.Dont help me financially or even emotionally anymore. So starting tomorrow I'm going to be taking a break.How long of a break just depends on my willpower:P So if you are commenting me or messaging me and I dont reply ,please dont get upset-its just that im not here.Most likely its just a request to comment bomb

Need Major Help Friends/need To Add Aka Mrs,t To Bomb!!!
Please show Bratt & her Daughters some love CONTEST WILL BEGIN MARCH 28th, AT 7 P.M EST & WILL LAST TWO WEEKS, ENDING APRIL 11th, AT 7 P.m. EST Click on the pic below to start bombing. Be sure to Add and Rate AKA Mrs. T to be able to bomb. Please leave a comment or two to help out and return the love that she has shown you. Be sure to Add and Rate host (AKA Mrs. T) to bomb Bratt. She is always quick to help others so let us all help her out as much as we can too.

Riverdance.
Sent to me by J-Roxx, this is too fuckin funny!

Penis Breath
Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag

Figures I'd Get This On Random...
You Are A Good Friend You're always willing to listen Or lend a shoulder to cry on You're there through thick and thin Many people consider you their "best friend"! What Kind of Friend Are You?

Leave A Comment Tell Me Ur Sign.
ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'right.' Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. TAURUS - The Tramp Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Independent but needs love and attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! GEMINI - The Twin Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing pe

Well You Know I've Been Wondering
I HAVE 600 FRIENDS AND 50 FAMILY , I SEE WHO SENDS COMMENTS TO ME , AND REALLY WHO DON'T DO YOU THINK FOR 1 SEC , I CARE TO BE "HONEST " ALIL BIT NOT MUCH , DO, I PLAN ON RETURNING COMMENTS YES TO ONES THAT HAVE TO ME , HELL YES I WILL. I THINK IT JUST F'IN AMAZES ME TO ALL HELL WHO RATE ME FAN ME ADD ME BLAH BLAH BLAH . AND YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME LMAO . IF YOU HAVEN'T DARKEN MY PAGE , LMAO I SURE AS HELL NOT DARKENING YOUR'S . HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW . OH IT GETS BETTER , " FOUND THE PERFECT COMMENT TO REALLY FIT MY ATTITUDE" , SO, YOU REALLY THINK YOU KNOW ME, I THINK NOT . I CAN COUNT ON MY ONE HAND THE ONES THAT REALLY DO KNOW ME . " BETTER GET A BIG REALITY CHECK BEFORE ASKING HOW THE HELL IM . YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE THE ANSWER . " BEWARE IM A TOTAL BITCH WITH A BREW ATTITUDE " SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE

I'm Back
Hello everyone, I'm back. Cancun was hot. I missed you all so much.

Seriously Drop It.
okay so heres the deal. i am so sick of the drama, it is pointless and only makes you look childish. i have been called a hater and apparently people think i talk about others behind their back. i find this funny because my friends who know me will tell you that i hate on no one and if i have something to say about someone i have no problems saying it to them personally. i have also gotten from someone that the lounge i co own trashes other lounges and people in them. this is also funny seeing how our lounge is full of pervs and we mostly talk about sex. again the people who know me will tell you that if anyone brings bullshit into a lounge that im the co owner of i will jump their ass. i do not put up with it, that is what yahoo and shoutbox is for. some people need to realize this is a web site, not reality. when things get to be too much step away from the computer and focus on your real life. to the people who understand that FUBAR is just a place to meet friends and have fun, i th

My Ears Bring All The Boys To The Yard...:s
You Communicate With Your Ears You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod. How Do You Communicate?

No?? Really....?
Your Personality Is Rational (NT) You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy! Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people. In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally. You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought. Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals. In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent. At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia. With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well. As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly. On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.

Into The Flame
I lay on the couch Staring deep into the fire place Mind in a slumber Day’s light fading to blue Fingertips tingle, ache, For want of touching you. Lips their sweet moistness, Crave the taste of you. Eyes gaze longingly, Upon your naked chest. Hands, dream of caressing, Rob you of your breath. My hot breath, blowing softly, Softly, Across your skin. Teeth, nibble gently, Sweet torment to begin. Tongue, slowly trailing, Trailing, a line within a fire. Hear you moan, Cry out my name, As passion flares within your eyes. All my endless thoughts, sexual desires, Become centered only upon you. As the flame, Burns, To a bright and glowing blue. Eyes focus to the fading blue It’s a new day once again Dream faded with the flames It all seamed so true

Notice Anything....
AIGHT, SO LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF POINTS AND DOLLARS AND ASK YOURSELF WHAT THE FUCK? THIS MORNING MY PROFILE JUMPED FROM A LEVEL 22 HENCHMEN, TO A LEVEL TEN FRIEND OF FUBAR, THEN BACK TO A LEVEL 22 HENCHMEN. ALL MY CASH WAS GONE. ALL MY POINTS, AND IT SAYS I HAVE TO EARN 2, 238,456 POINTS TO LEVEL AGAIN. THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP!!! LOL. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND DOWNLOADING. Member ID: 158309 Member Since: Aug, 08 2006 Birthday: January, 20th Age: 27 Gender: Male Location: Ireland My Public Profile: http://fubar.com/colorblindcrimes Referral Path: white rob -> COLOR BLIND CRIMES Core Interests: none -- add some! Points: 8 [?] fuBucks: 8 [?] Referrals: 28 sent, 0 joined Henchman --> Insider 2,249,992 Points to go! Level: Henchman (22) [?] Rating: 10.09 (876) [?] Profile Views: 7,068 Fans: 184

The Perils Of Being A Caffeine Junkie
i have this coffee cup. i guess it's not so much a cup as it is a small tank. it holds 32 oz of pure, mountain-grown bliss. i fill it up and empty it at least two times every day. i hate the thing. i got it during a moment of desperation when i was driving home from one of my many out-of-state work excursions. it's too big, has really stupid graphics on it, resembling tire tread, and the base is an actual rubber tire. i believe the base is designed so that it won't slide around when you have it sitting on the dashboard of your car. i can't set it on the dashboard because it's too tall, and the windshield prevents it from fitting. so i put it between my legs. i was driving back to work from lunch a little while ago with a newly-filled tank of coffee. i went to raise the tank to my face so's i could enjoy a sip of its divine nectar, but the rubber on the base hung up in my pants. i grabbed the tank by the top so's i could more easily pull it straight up, and the lid popped

To All My Awesome Friends
if u notice im not around much after tomorrow thats cuzz i start my new job. just dont want anyone thinkin im ignoring them. i will still be around tho. mwahhzz everyone

My First Hh!
> > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Bar is NOW OPEEEEEEEEEEEEEN > > Come Thursday 8 p.m EST > > Order ur.... > >

Internet Relationships/life Lessons
So I was reading a friend's blog....she just broke up with a guy she was dating on the net that she lost interest in. ok, fine, those things happen...... you think ur dating someone cool and someone else comes along that blows ur mind...... or the person you thought was cool got a lil coocoo on ya. IT HAPPENS! Needless to say, the guy poured his heart out without meeting her so when she dropped him on his feet, he acted like he got dropped on his head. as follows is my advice to him but it might as well apply to everyone...... so here goes. "let me clue you in on reality , bud.......... if your not there, in real life, really seeing this person in the flesh....... its only a hope and a dream. Even then people break up for whatever reason. Trust me , I've been burned enough by my own hopes and dreams to learn that lesson. To this day I refuse to blame anyone else, despite flirting and my own hopes for something to happen, it didnt happen, most often for a good reason t

Ughhhhhhhhh.. Leave Me Alone!
Ok.. so time for a new blog. Lately I've decided I'm fed up with the pervs on this site. Like for real if you leave me a message asking me for my yahoo.. fucking forget it you're blocked. Either that or I'll let some of my guy friends have fun with your lil perv ases and well.. ;) you'll be embarrassed as an end result.. I can promise you. I've also decided to change my shout box to family only. At least I know there people won't say to me hey heres my yahoo.. I promise you if you give me your yahoo in my sb you will regret asking me. NO I'M NOT A CAM WHORE I'M SURE THERES OTHERS ON THIS SITE WHO ARE.. DON'T EXPECT ME TO WATCH YOU PULL OUT YOUR LIL TINY THING YOU CALL A DICK TO WATCH YOU GET OFF.. the thought of it nauseates me. Don't leave me comments saying "lets have hot sex" yeah fuck you if you do you're gone. If you can't read.... I have a boyfriend.. get over yourself I'm tired of getting that shit. Also, finally if you have a dick name or reference to your "s

A Real Bitch
FUBARIANS I HAVE A REAL FRIEND HERE! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED, SEXY AND NOT TO MENTION AN AWESOME FRIEND! GO BY HER PAGE! RATE, FAN, ADD AND CRUSH HER!!! SHE WILL RETURN THE LOVE WITHOUT A DOUBT! ¤Ła$Ŧ♠oƒÅ♠D¥inßŖΞΞd¤Madam of Pu$$yCat Playmates@ fubar SHE AND I BOTH ARE OWNERS OF PIANOMAN'S PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES! MAKE SURE U DROP IN ON THE HOMEPAGE AND SEE WHATS NEW AND EXCITING WITH OUR 12 HOTTIE PLAYMATES, 4 CO-OWNERS, 5 PIMPS AND THE MADAM LAST OF A DYING BREED! homepage for the ~Pianoman's Pu$$yCat Playmates®™@ fubar NOW DON'T FORGET TO STOP IN ON LIL CHERRY WHEN UR DONE HOOKIN MY GIRL UP WIT SOME GOOD OL RATES! BESIDES SHE'S THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE THESE DAMN THINGS! Cherry~ Amitekyuman ~@ fubar

Open Letter To My Father
This is an open letter to my Dad. I wrote this to him after hearing one of my friends father passed away tonight. I just figured I better tell him everything I needed to while he was still here. It's rather personal to me and has a lot of personal information about my life but I felt compelled to share this with all of you and maybe inspire someone who still has their Dad left to let them know how you feel. Dear Daddy, I know your not to big on reading letters but I felt that there are just some things I needed to say to you. I don't think you know how much you are really respected and loved. I wanted to take the time and go back and reflect on some of those things that really meant a lot to me over the years because you've been there to always help me pick up the pieces of my life. From sickness as an infant to the big divorce. Even now when I'm struggling with medical issues with everyone in the family you've been here to lend an ear. Doesn't matter if I'm sad and w

I Am So Not In Agreement With This..
What Jill Means You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Im For Sale...........
OK IM FOR SALE THE HIGHEST BIDDER GETS TO OWN ME..........THIS IS WHAT U WILL RECIEVE.........6MONTHS OF UR NAME SAYING U OWN ME........ADDED TO FAMILY AND TOP FRIEND.......I GIFT EVERYDAY......ADDED TO MESSENGER.......AND MAYBE A PERSONAL PHONE CALL........LETS GO GUYS TELL ME HOW MUCH U WANT ME.......

I Officially Hate This Crap :|
You Are 73% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Losers
I have said this before in my blog that 99% of the people on this site are fake but I want to add that 99% are also LOSERS lol. I love how people attack others at a moments notice to try and make themselves look "cool". Have you ever stopped to even think what you're doing? You aren't making yourself look cool, you are making yourself look like a damn idiot haha. The only reason you don't understand that is because all of the other idiots on this site are just like you and they think it's cool too. So basically you are only cool when you are with the other idiots from this site lol. Did that make sense? Sure it did, think about it. Anyway, I love how this site has managed to gather so many freaks in one place. It's like the worlds biggest idiot festival and I love watching you losers! Thank you for showing me that I just happen to be pretty great. I'm so glad I don't have the mental problems that many of you have. Happy day! :P

I Hate Love
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I HATE LOVE.” By Neil Gaiman

Rubber Ducky Race On May 17th
It is time for Debbullan's FOURTH ANNUAL RUBBER DUCKY RACE! May 17, 2008 http://debbullan.org/annual_rubber_ducky_race.htm In 2007 Debbullan placed the cause of raising positive awareness for the families, friends and victims of Hepatitis C in front of over 200,000 (TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND) people in 13 Countries. The only focused fundraiser we have held every year has been this Ducky race. Help us to continue raising awareness it only takes a minimum of $5.00. To learn more visit this webpage: http://debbullan.org/annual_rubber_ducky_race.htm If you already know Debbullan's work and wish to participate straight away here is your link to the rules and regs page, just click on Debi Duck to make a quick payment. A Pay Pal account is not necessary. Debbullan Rubber Ducky Vital Info To mail participation send check to the address at the closes of this email. Be sure to note the check or money order is for participation in Debbullan's Annual Rubber Ducky Race. In closin

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Dance With Me In The Rain
YOU KNOW WE ALL GO THROUGH DIFFERENT THINGS IN OUR LIFE,AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE ARE WOMEN OR MEN,IT HURTS THE SAME WAY.TEARS OUR HEART AND LEAVES THE SOUL TO BLEED,IT REALLY DEPENDS ON HOW WE HANDLE IT,WHAT WE SAY,AND HOW WE REALLY FEEL.FOR THE LAST NINE MONTHS,I LET MY GUARD DOWN,AND I GAVE IT ALL.WITHOUT ASKING FOR ANYTHING,YET,I GUESS I ASK FOR TOO MUCH,I WANTED TO BE IMPORTANT.TO BE THE FIRST THOUGHT,AND THE LAST THOUGHT.IT DIDNT HAPPEN.I KNOW WOMEN ARENT THE ONLY ONES THAT FEELS THAT WAY,MEN DO ALSO.IT IS HARDER FOR A MAN TO SHOW EMOTION BECAUSE IT IS BREADED IN HIM THAT WAY.WOMAN CRY.MEN DON'T.I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY IN A RELATIONSHIP YOU TRY TO CHANGE THE ONE PERSON YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH,JUST AS THEY ARE,THEN 3 MONTHS LATER YOU WONT THEM TO BE SOMEONE ELSE.DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO.IT IS OKAY FOR ME BUT NOT FOR YOU.LEVEL GROUND MY ROOM MATE SAIDS LEVEL GROUND.WELL I HAVE GIVEN UP ON FINDING MY TRUE LOVE,MISTER RIGHT,AND MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR.THEY DONT EXIST.THERE WILL

Its A Auction And Free99 All In One!
AUCTION RULES Auction will run from Saturday 11 p.m. EST until Saturday 11 p.m. EST (thats April 12-19) Entry is fee is 75K NON-REFUNDALE Fubucks payable to ME :D All entries and fees must be submitted to me BY Friday at 11 p.m. EST, April 11 Minimum bid is 100,000 fubucks All winners of auction will be notified by Fu-Mail and given 24 hours to pay winning bid to auctionee! Self promotion is ENCOURAGED! Need a little help with that? Just private message myself or Sweets for a custom made bully for 5000 FUBUCKS :D Winners will be determined by highest bid. Blasts, VIP's, HH's and etc will override any bid of fubucks In the event the highest bidder does NOT pay, a bulletin will be posted telling ALL of FUBAR how NOT COOL that was and the second highest bidder will be taken As the promoter of this Auction/Giveaway, I will not be responsible for any bids not paid to auctionee Auctionee has the right to REFUSE any bid offered at no responsibility of the auction ow

Quick ?
K, quick question, is there something about the photo of me with the long hair or something? Everyone seems to use that when they make me stuff, lol

The Forbidden Kingdom
Jet-Li and Jackie Chan in the same movie. Has to be one of the most anticipated movies this year. Opens Friday, Apr 18th. PS: I cannot blog properly tonight. Hence the re-entries. :-S

I Am
I am a fat shallow bitch.. go figure screw it

Childhood And Unfullfilled Aspirations.
I've been inspired to tell a bit of a story. We're going to chat a bit about my childhood. Yes, even I was a child once. Hard to believe...but true. My parents met shortly after my father's return from Vietnam. At the time, they were both dating other people and would double date as friends. When those relationships ended, they shared a brief romance. But they were an unlikely pair. My father was a staunch military man. Raised on a North Carolina farm in a devoutly religious family, he had gained a fairly strict moral compass, but growing up in a family of 9 children who were mainly used as farmhands and then escaping into the army directly out of high school also made him cold and hard. Emotions were a bit of a gray area for him. He didn't quite know how to express them. He'd been married once, before shipping out to Vietnam, and had a daughter that he wasn't allowed to see. I've never met my sister. And he rarely spoke of her. My mother was more of a free thinker. She had

You Know What?
Since I did a blog on random facts about me, and I'm in a mood, today's blogs are things that Mr 7000000 doesn't like. So you know just a tad more about me. I HATE cauliflower! It stinks, and tastes like cheesy ass to me. I don't like guys with very little hair, growing it so that it looks like they have alot...because it doesn't. I don't like things that I have to sit still for. I don't like things that take heavy concentration. I struggle greatly with the last two things. I hate people who say they can't find a job. You can't find a job that pays you for your overinflated opinion of yourself. I hate anything that Tyler Perry presents. I hate Avril Levigne, Oprah Winfrey, and Star Jones...not in that order. I think that anything with Jim Belushi in it should be considered a terrorist plot to bore us to death. I hate to lose. I hate taking the last piece of pizza, and rarely will. I hate confrontation, and I'm very passive/agressive. I hate rap songs where they talk s

Forever In The Doghouse!
I posted a few Madonna pics for my stash lastnight and of course, they are now being deleted and reported NSFW, it was Madonna for godsake. So it's a good thing I made a back up Sher account, I know these people! SherBear~~Yes, another Sher account@ fubar

Break Update
WELL AN UPDATE FOR THOSE VERY VERY FEW WHO HAVE EVEN NOTICED I'M MIA LOL- IVE BEEN ENJOYING MY TIME AWAY- LITTLE DRAMA, MY HOUSE IS CLEANER AND IF NOT FOR ALL THIS RAIN I WOULD HAVE BEEN OUT MORE. I JOINED THIS BIGGEST LOSER COMPETITION AT WORK- TEAMS OF FOUR COMPETE FOR 12 WEEKS- EVERY TEAM THAT LOSES AT LEAST 50 LBS SPLITS $100 - THE TEAM WITH THE HIGHEST % WEIGHT LOSS AT THE END SPLITS $1,000 SO IM PRETTY PSYCHED ABOUT THAT. IM RATHER UPSET WITH MYSELF OVER MY STARTING WEIGHT AND THAT I HAVE LET MYSELF GET TO THAT POINT BUT HEY ITS THE FINISH LINE THAT MATTERS RIGHT? ITS ONLY BEEN 6 DAYS AND IM DOWN 5 LBS(AS OF FRIDAY MORNING THAT IS- COULD BE MORE NOW) IM DRINKING TONS OF WATER, LOTS OF FRUITS AND VGGIES, AND THIS WEEK IM GOING TO START A EXERCISE PLAN TO JUMPSTART IT EVEN MORE. I WORKED 7 DAYS LAST WEEK OR I WOULD HAVE DONE IT THIS WEEK BUT HEY IM DOING AWESOME WITHOUT IT SO WHATEVER WORKS! IM RATHER DISAPPOINTED THAT NOONE HAS CALLED, EMAILED OR EVEN MESSAGED ME SINCE I

A Kiss In Time
When you press your lips slowly againest mying Softly inhancing every second With the feelings i hold deep inside Lotting two hearts connect For the very first time You look into her eyes And lot her know how Much you love her And how much you truelly care You watch the smile upon her face And finally your heart's can melt as one

Sounds Of The Ocean
the waves of the ocean sounding so fierce At times fierce enough to crash againest the shore And break away at the little pieces From the biggiest rocks And yet with the sounds To ease a crying baby in the night So perfect in pattern And such a beauty to see The waves of the ocean With the ease of each morning dawn Can stay on you mind For such a long time And calm the anger Creeping over your shoulder

Not A Very Good New
hi had a bad new : i try to explain the most clearly than i can what happen : i have been notified by the major of my town that big works will be made in my street they are going to change all phones cables of the town so i'll not have internet from the 8th to the 20 th of this month that piss me off Miz

Hit Her Up
This is odd for me. 2 blogs in 2 days! Yea....so I don`t do the online diary/blog thing. I`m sure everyone knows her, she the woman with the hot boots! If and when you get a chance, go show Vixen some mad love! Maybe she`ll grace us with her presence in the MuMMs more often. Just click her pic and hit her up. She`s another one of the cool kids :) If you read this Vixen, the boots are gone and the socks...hmmm....now what? lol

Surgery Follow-up
Just got in from my follow up visit from my Saturday surgery. Well, Saturday night after the surgery, I got extremely sick and started running a high temperature. This lasted all day yesterday and was no better this morning. Basically to the point that I couldn't move without being in tears from the pain. Of course I should have gone to the emergency room when it first started, but me being the stubborn jackass that I am, I didn't. Anyway, the wonderful doctor tells me today that the incision is infected. That he probably should have waited another week or so to perform the surgery until I was completely fever free. Well golly Wilbur....now is a great time to figure this out. Now I sit here with an IV running in my leg. It will be there for at least two weeks and I get to give myself antibiotics in it twice daily. A home health nurse will come in twice a week while the IV is in to check the site and change whatever needs to be changed. Damn I love me some doctors. So I think

Men And Drama
I am sitting here debating, I just answered my BF's cell phone (which I shouldn't of) and it was the ex he dated before he got with me. SO I called her back and she said my BF gave her his name and told her he was single. So I am sitting here, RIGHT NOW, debating how I want to handle this. Because if I go off, it's not going to pretty.

My First Leap Of Faith
Many of you have chatted with me about my returning to college. You have listened/read as I vented about frustrations, and fears. But you stuck by me and told me that I could do it. Well this evening, I logged on to the Pikes Peak College website, and I finally admitted my college application. Not only that but I also enrolled in the COF fund, a stipend from the state of CO to help me pay for college. The funny thing is that I didn't have to enroll in the COF at all, they still had all of my information in their system. The class that I will be attending will be on Saturdays, from 0800-1600. That's 8 am to 4 pm, for the civilians..lol. Since it is only a weekend class, I need to find out the exact date, but am sure it will begin sometime soon around May 8th. I am nervous, and scared, and excited all at the same time. Even funnier, is that I was literally crying and laughing at the same time. Lol. Isn't that wonderful? So yeah, taking it one day at a time, is going to work. Thank you so

For My Husband That I Hurt & For Sis Too
I treasure so much this love that we share I'm pretty sure it can take us anywhere to the sky the stars even the moon any moment with you can never come too soon i want you to promise you'll never let me go love me like the kind from a picture show wrap me in your arms and hold me all night wipe away my tears and promise it will all be alright hold my hand and run through the rain let people think we're going insane surprise me with flowers and take me to France hold me under a star filled sky and i will teach you to dance always see me in the middle of a crowd call out my name, love me out loud take me on the scariest ride in the park whisper you Love in the dark kiss me in public let everyone stare show them how this is amazing but rare give me piggy back rides and kiss me on the head show you listen to all the things I've said just be my Prince charming thats all i ask I'm sure you'll find it to be an easy task cuz your already perfect in all the things you do

Is She Really Gone ??
Is she really gone ?? Current mood: sad Jillian... I’m at a loss for words.. you are my best friend.. you have been there through everything with me. you are the one unconditional friend, the person who never judged me and would do anything for me. and i would to the same for you. we have always helped eachother out. we battled addiction together.you were my shoulder to cry on, and now your not here to cry on.. i wish ther was something i could have done.. i just talked to you the other day and you were in such good spirit... and now... i cant tell you goodbye i cant give you any advice.. i cant help... It has taken almost everything in my life away from me.. and now it has taken my best friend.. i will always miss you and love you... Rest in peace Jillian. i cant believe your gone.. PS... i hate you heroin and im glad i stopped hanging out with you... it always end in tears... Police report - Woman’s death investigated PLYMOUTH – Police are inves

7 Kinds Of Sex For Men
The first kind of sex is called: SMURF SEX. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face The 2nd kind of sex is called: KITCHEN SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: BEDROOM SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom The 4th Kind of sex is called: HALLWAY SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say, ''screw you''. The 5th kind of sex is called: RELIGIOUS SEX. Which means you Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind of sex is called: COURTROOM SEX. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court, she takes you to court and scre

Call Me Ms Crab Grass
I live in a flagrantly blue collar neighborhood on the Northwest Side of Chicago. Streets of typical Chicago homes, Georgian style homes with a few trilevels and manicured lawns with little gnomes in the front yard and Mary in the Half-Shell in the backyard. It is snobbishly Italian and Irish at it’s finest. One might actually get a nosebleed as you walk down the sidewalks. One of our neighbors in particular, Mr. Bumpus, or as we lovingly refer to him, the Lawn Nazi, is particularly anal about his yard. He measures the hedges with a yard stick, mows his lawn daily and cuts stray blades with a pair of scissors. And while it hasn’t been captured on video, it’s a neighborhood legend that he sweeps the street in front of his house at night and kills and tortures any animal that so much as sniffs in the direction of his property. We laugh at him. It’s mostly nervous laughter though, cause his yard is so perfectly perfect and ours looks like a rugby team tore it to shreds with m

You Know You Want Too
Auction Time Again I am hosting my 2nd auction in efforts to get myself into the spotlight. I am doing this for both the guys and gals! They will be divided into 2 different folders...one for men & one for women. I will be advertising this EVERYDAY. However I will be advertising for the auction as a whole. Once it gets going I will repost any bulletins I see that you make advertising yourself or you can PRIVATE MESSAGE me the link and I will repost for you. The auction will run for 7 days with a start date that will be announced by Monday April 14th. To ensure that I get active participants I will charge a fee of $100,000 fubux. $100,000 will also be the opening bids so you will not be out anything! I am also going to give away 2 fubucks prizes...the guy and the girl with the most rates will get $100,000 fubucks...which means that you were auctioned for Free seeing that your fee has been returned. RULES simple... 1.)NO DRAMA 2.)SERIOUS BIDS ONLY 3.)MUST HAVE

Marine Cpl. David Thibodeaux's Song
Please Listen to this song..... It's awesome!! It's an answer to the Dixie Chick's song "Not Ready to Make Nice" Marine Cpl. David Thibodeaux's song If you do not support our troops please feel free to stand in front of them!! If you have read this thank a teacher if it's in ENGLISH thank a Soldier!!! Support our Troops with AMERICAN PRIDE!!

My Finger
I slammed my finger in my Range Rover door today. I have a open fracture which means the entire tip of my finger is broken and cut all to hell and the bone is sticking out should i post pics in a nsfw file?

For All The Haters
HEY EVERYBODY FROM 54 AND ANY OTHER LOUNGE THAT HATES SNAKE EYES RADIO CAUSE WERE TOP LOUNGE DONT HATE US CAUSE OUR STAFF AND MEMBERS ARE LOYAL AND SO ARE OUR STAFF YOU WANTED THIS WAR NOT US BUT YOUR RUN AROUND FUBAR CALLING IN ALL YOUR FRIEND BOUNCERS AND SAYING WE ARE GONNA GET DELETED WHERE HERES WHAT I SAY TO THAT............ FUCK YOU AND FUCK ALL YOUR LITTLE HATEING BUDDYS WHO WANNA STAND AGENST US WE STOOD STRONG AGENST THE OLD FANTAISA AND OVER CAME THEM TO BE THE DOMINATE LOUNGE NOW THE RIVALS ARE SCARED AND STARTING DRAMA AND ACUSEING US OF STARTING IT WELL HERE IT IS YOU WANT THE OUT RIGHT DRAMA YOU WANT A PATSI TO BURN TO THE GROUND HERE I AM FUCKERS SO FUCK YOU FUCK THE HATERS AND DEFF FUCK ANYBODY WHO WILL STAND IN THE WAY OF THE SER FAMILY THATS RIGHT FAMILY WE TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN AND WHEN ONE OF OUR FAM GETS ATTACKED WERE GONNA BE THERE FOR EM SO AFTER MY RANT IM GONNA SAY THIS BAN MY ACOUNT RATE ME ALL 1'S AND BLOCK ME THREATEN ME I DONT GIVE A FUCK FUCK ANYBODY WHO S

Is It Woth It... Better Yet Is He
HAVE YOU EVER FELT THIS WAY..

Hospital
Hi, Went to the hospital today and had a mamogram and ultra sound and nothing nasty found :) They've advised that it was a cyst and that I have micro cysts which are quite common.... Was a really good service and they've given me an open appointment in case it gets worse, I can just phone them up directly. Anyway, that's the update :) Thanks folks for your support!

My Greatest Summer
oh! great news has found its way to me!...for once i believe my prayers have been heard or maybe it was just the thought of the kids moving out that was the cause of her deciding to move them back here....whatever the reasons it doesnt matter because they are coming home!...finally there wont be that sad disappointment anymore of them not being here with me...once again they will be so close that i can have them at anytime..these thoughts alone can make tears of happiness fall down if i would allow them to....my babies are coming home!!! i cant wait for summer to get here....cause for at least a couple months of the year they will be at home with me everyday...to wake up to and every night to see them asleep safe and sound before my night comes to an end.........lol...not to excited about the fussin and fightin they do but its all worth it cause when i can look over and see them sleepin....all my stress and frustrations melt away as i gaze upon them...how the years have flown by it se

The Plastic Babe Obsession
How many times have you been walking with your man and he has turned his head to look at something like this? It's infuriating isn't it? I mean, that son of a bitch is drooling all over a shirt you just washed for him right in front of your face. And her? What a slut bag! Shes got her tits hanging out everywhere, probably lives in a gym, never had kids, and has fake everything. Nails, lips, tan, hair, and of course...boobs. But you, a real girl, who puts up with his beer gut, messy bathroom, and dickhead friends all of the sudden, feels invisible. I am going to shed some light on why guys fawn over these plastic girls. These girls are candy. Like skittles almost. They may taste sweeter than anything you ever put in your mouth...pun intended. They try and make sure they appeal to every primal urge a man has. When they walk by they want every man to undress them with their eyes and think about having sex with them. And we do, its a fact of life. These are the kind of girls guys

Be All My Sins Remembered
Be all my sins remembered When they should long be forgot In every day and every dream, And every thing they're not Be all my sins remembered, When no other things remain No photograph, no scrap of text No going home again Long forgotten memories of love that would not die Long gone smoke from fires which darkened half the sky Letters, yellowing, bundled on a dusty attic floor Be all my sins remembered when these are no more Time trudges ever onward And halts for no one's plan And what was common knowledge When all of this began Is now the faintest ghost Left from the uncertain past But be all my sins remembered When no other things would last ~amf

(one Of) My Passion (s)
I have not had much time as of late to get out and about with my camera. I have been a bit ill and the weather here has just been nasty, but I just added new content yesterday so check it out! My first spring photos of '08 and a new self portrait among other shots. This was my first time using my newly acquired Nikon 105mm macro/micro lens. I am still figuring out the mechanics of it, but I am thrilled with the results! (click) If you have a flickr account add me! xoxo

Happy Hour Contest! *plz Rate At Least*
A new contest.... I need all my friend to rate this pic... ...and leave as many comments as you can stand for me. Help me bunches and I'll love ya up! xoxo If you leave 100 comments I'll make ya a SFW salute to say Thanks! Yay for pictures!

Like To Enter Contests But Never Win?
FU-Bombers@ fubar Here is the link to the bomber family page I started. If you want to be a part of it, check the page out, read the blog on the front main page and send a friend request to the page and put a little note in the friend request letting me know you are wanting to join the family and that it is not just a random friend request. If you have any questions please feel free to message me. -Peggy Sue FU-Bomber’s Owner & Founder FU-Bombers@ fubar