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Blind Date
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town,doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said. The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window."Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
New Start
Keepin' My Pimp Hand Strong
This guy is a royal pain in my ass.....please return the favor. Thanks. Α{Enigma}Ω™ Mel's PITA@ fubar
Auto 11's
I have Auto 11's Activated Tuesday January 6th at 12noon EST til Wednesday 12 Noon EST.. I'm trying to hit my ultimate Fubar Goal of Disciple. Bonus:I will be giving out Fubux for Pic Rates 10K per 100 pics rated. OMG He has Auto 11's Again!!! He's going for Disciple 1.3 Million to Disciple !!! This Pimpout brought to you by ☮Kevin☮
Lol @ Scrabble Letters
So, I was playing scrabble with the hubby on facebook and look what letters came up :P
You Are Gone Now
I'm sorry. I'm sorry that we fought when we last spoke I didn't know I'd never speak to you again. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. I am sorry I couldn't have taken your place. It should have been me. It should have been me. You have everything to live for - you had...everything to live for. I am nothing. No one would have noticed and the world would have been better had I been able to take your place. I am sorry, my brother. My wrath and curses upon those who murdered you pour like waterfalls of venom from my lips. Yet no vengeance is there. Nothing will right the wrong. You are gone now. And I'm that much lonelier living a life I don't deserve.
This is a random list of thoughts and things I have learned as I have gotten older. -Its alright to cry every once in awhile. We are human after all. -The saying is true "Never make someone your priority when you're only their option." You'll waste you're life on someone who doesn't really give a damn about you. -Don't spend your time caring about what others think. If they can't show you respect and like you for who you are; then honestly they aren't worth your time. -Tell the ones close to you how you feel about them. You never know when it will be your last chance. -People come into our lives; sometimes for a short while but they can leave a lasting impression. without dreams is an empty one. {Im sure this will be added to at a later point}
Miracle Monkey Award Of Excellence For Jan '09
Great Job Rose!!
Ummm Yeah
What Is Your Cause?
Was watching TLC and some show about beauty pageants was on (I think) and the contestants were answering a question as to what their cause was. My cause is breast cancer awareness of course. In my first ever (I think) interactive blog, I am curious...what is your cause and why?
I would like to take a moment to thank each and every one of you who help support, and left comments, an said prayers, or anthing else you may have done during the past week over the Death of my Brother. So many have helped me cope with this loss, I am so sorry I have not left daily comments or had the time to chat. I will be back today to try to start over, I love each and everyone of you, this is my home away from home and you are all my second family. I hope you all had the chance to read my blog Life or Death, My Son wrote a Beautiful poem and would love for you all to enjoy it. I live with the comfort of knowing ,he is with our Lord, and is not sick or suffering anymore...TY all once again, Your Sister in Gods Name, Becky (Southern Luv)
Tags Made By A Bad Girl
Miss Money Penny Is Making Tags For Sarge's Bad Girls .. You Can Check Them Out Here With Details On How To Get One.
Rating Game - 1/05/09
~Rain's Rating Game~ So u want a chance to win one of the great prizes? Here is what you do : Below is links to Myself,Babyboy,and PIA .For every 100 pic rates I will put your name in a drawing for a chance to win a prize (1 entry per 100 rates).There are several prizes that can be won.You may rate any or all of our pics to give you more chances at winning.Please fumail RAIN (NOT SB) fumail ONLY Letting me know how many pics you rated altogether. WE have auto 11's activated ..So you will benefit just from rating! PM Rain For Bonus Entries. ~~Prizes~~ THERE WILL ONLY BE 3 WINNERS THIS TIME!!! 1st Place - Auto 11 Bling 2nd Place - 1 Ticker 3rd Place - 1 Tag ~~~~~HAPPY RATING~~~~~ ~~~GET STARTED~~~ †Яåîñ† ~Wîƒèý †º $Ðj ßåßý ߺý$~Owner of WYKD~@ fubar $Ðj ßåßý ߺý$Hûßßý †º Яåîñ{Ð.$.Ç}@ fubar ~*~PIA~*~co-owner @WYKD ~*~@ fubar Next Game 1/12/09 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This We
Fubar 4th Of July Party.. For My Family And Friends.
Plans are in the works for a Fubar members only 4th of July party... I will be posting more and more information as it comes... The party will start here in Kankakee, Illinois... I have a cookout planned at the State Park for the daytime & then we are going to take a train to Chicago's Navy Pier for fireworks that night. If you are interested in coming out, please please send me your full name and address so I could send you a formal invitation in 2 weeks... Thanks in advance! Renee aka SexyGoddessRkkennedy84
The Executioner
His fingers found familiar indentations on a smooth from constant wear wooden handle, placing themselves into familiar tracks. Even after doing this job for most of his adult life, he still felt that surge going through his body when he came in touch with this instrument-the same one he felt the first day he was handed it in. Although he held the axe in his hands, he knew better than assume that he had control over it. It was awe inspiring, powerful, striking. It sliced through wiry, fleshy necks with one blow, ridding the victim of life in mere seconds. It didn't see social status, or wealth, or integrity; it was a most nondiscriminatory tool that could have been used in a 17th century England. It cut that thin line between life and death in one swift moment. As the sun fell upon the sharpened blade, it glistened like a thousand fallen stars, reflecting the light right into the slits made for John's eyes. It made him flinch and turn his head; a task that was made almost imp
Bootyfulbadboy A$$hat
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What Sign Are You
CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny. PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMNIT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but ina good way LIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly andfun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will evermeet! AMAZING in Bed.!!!!! CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERYPERFORMANCE!!!! AQUAR­­IUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in longrelationships. Extremly energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers. ARIES Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fvck with. Have own uniquesexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon inbed. TAURUS Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves beingin long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what theywant. Extremly outgoing. Outstanding ki
Some People
Written Wednesday, January 07, 2009 It's sad when you meet some people that honestly don't know their worth. People so great and amazing to be around that you are constantly smiling and just enjoying the "now." The people that you miss the second they are gone because without them you just don't feel whole. These people are most genuine not just in relationships but in the friendships and mutual bonds they form between others. A friendship with this type of person is above all, sacred. Though they extend their heart to few, you are among the ones they trust. This is important. I will treasure you forever. *you know who you are* ©LittleO™
Get Your Points
I Was Just Informed That 2 Bad Girls Have Auto 11s On ..Get Your Points ... Rate Them Fast Hard & Often.. ¢¾ Summer ¢¾ Tracy
Urbandictionary Question Thing. Crystal's Fault
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? ME: Lewis UD: Lewis To be a complete dork, or loser...but still loved among the 'gang'. Nice job there LEWIS!'re such a fucking LEWIS! 2) Whats your age? ME:21 UD:21 The age at which one is finally consider 3) Name one of your friends? ME: Richard UD: Richard A common name used by the male species. how boring.... 5) Whats you favorite color? ME: green UD: green yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it? 'yo, where da green at?' 6) What is the name of the city you were born in? ME: London UD: London The Capital of the world, only rival New York. Incorporates the best of both Europe and America. Unlike in New Yo
Pimp The Pibb
Mr Pibb@ fubar Please help him to DISCIPLE :) NOW! ONLY 180k to GO! Bling 10's 11's
Saturday Morning Giveaway 10 Fu Ufos
Tell me why you deserve a UFO and no purchase required. I have the best owner already!!! Please make it short and sweet....Goodluck
The Executioner, Pt Iii
He felt the electricity in the air, and as the momentarily silence and gasps ensued from the audience, his arms lifted up the five foot long axe. With eyes concentrated on a man's shaking neck propped up on a piece of wood, he took a broad swing, and...something happened. He lost his grip. Feeling his clammy hands slide around the handle, he felt fear for the first time in his life. In a sense of desperation, John realized that he blew it. The momentum of the swing was gone, but there was no going back. He knew that he was supposed to ignore the human flesh, and aim for the block underneath it in order to create a clean mistake proof cut. And he didn't go through with it. With a thickening thud, the blade smashed into the base of a man's skull. Instead of slicing through muscle, cords, cartilage, and tissue effortlessly, it got stuck in a thick bone. In agony, he released a most blood curdling banshee howl, and started flailing about, spraying blood everywhere. The crowd
Please take time to read this! A Letter from a Shelter Manager... I think our society needs a huge "Wake-up" call. As a shelter manager, I am going to share a little insight with you all...a view from the inside if you will. First off, all of you breeders/sellers should be made to work in the "back" of an animal shelter for just one day. Maybe if you saw the life drain from a few sad, lost, confused eyes, you would change your mind about breeding and selling to people you don't even knowThat puppy you just sold will most likely end up in my shelter when it's not a cute little puppy anymore. So how would you feel if you knew that there's about a 90% chance that dog will never walk out of the shelter it is going to be dumped at? Purebred or not! About 50% of all of the dogs that are "owner surrenders" or "strays", that come into my shelter are purebred dogs. The most common excuses I hear are; "We are moving and we can't take our dog (or cat)." Really? Where are you moving to
Purcell Family Crest
I found this very interesting so I'm going to post it here. Origin Displayed: IrishWhere did the Irish Purcell family come from? What is the Irish coat of arms/family crest? When did the Purcell family first arrive in the United States? Where did the various branches of the family go? What is the history of the family name?Although the Irish had their own system of hereditary surnames and the Strongbow settlers brought with them their own Anglo-Norman naming practices, the two traditions generally worked well together. The name Purcell is an occupational surname, a form of hereditary name that existed in both cultures long before the invaders arrived, but more common to the Anglo-Norman culture. Occupational surnames were derived from a word describing the actual job done by the original name bearer. Early Strongbownian names of this type often used the prefix le, meaning the, in French, but the use of this prefix did not last in the language of the vernacular. The surname
Mmm, What's That Stink? Oh It's Me.
Do me a favor... Lift your left arm up, stick your face right in your pit, take a big whiff... Can you smell yourself? No? Good. If you can, ask yourself this: Why on earth do I have BO to begin with? The invention of deodorant as we know was back in 1888. by an unknown inventor from Philadelphia. Generally recognized as being the first ever product to prevent odor, the inventor promptly trademarked his invention and distributed it through his nurse under the name of "Mum." In the late 1940s Helen Barnett Diserens joined the Mum production team. A suggestion by a colleague inspired Helen to develop an underarm deodorant based on the same principle as a newfangled invention called the 'ball point' pen. This new type of deodorant applicator was tested in the USA in 1952, and marketed under the name of Ban Roll-On. The first anti-perspirant aerosol deodorant was launched in 1965. There's no excuse. Especially you, stinky boys :P -REL
Leaving On A Jet Plane
I'm getting rid of this site tonight when I get home from work. I'm not really on here all the much and I already got rid of my Myspace. I'm still on Facebook so if you have my contact info then you can find me on there. If you want, you can still send me a message on yahoo at: I'll be back later tonight to finish this. I'm giving away my fu-bucks (about 170,000) so if you want them... message me a reason why or a funny story that relates to me in some fashion. This isn't because of anyone on here, I just want to move on. Thanks for everything.
Dancing Spirit!
When she walks into a room the men stand still, a silence looms they look aghast upon her grace and then that smile adorns her face her air does sparkle, her warmth so apparent, you can see her soul, she's almost transparent. The transluscense of her delicate skin is glowing with radiance from deep within. she looks around, spirits dancing in her eyes, like stars of the heavens, twinkling in the skies Her waist is so tiny, her breasts almost bare She glides across the room, and all eyes do stare. she walks like a whisper, she makes not a sound her scent as she passes, it has you spell bound Her dress it is sheer and fits her like a glove, for some it it hard, not to fall straight in love all are in wonder, where is her destination, questions are answered, with quite a sensation.. She takes to the dance floor, and then becomes wild with the spirit of a stallion, the zest of a child. she gets lost in the music, her soul so awake to the ey
Rules On Johnny's Giveaways
PLEASE READ VERY CAREFULLY IF YOU WANT IN MY GIVEAWAYS!!! I never thought I would find myself doing something like this. But because of a few bad apples, everyone must pay the price now. THE HOST RESERVES THE RIGHT TO AMEND THE RULES WITHOUT NOTICE!!! 1} I have up to 7 days to pay *Tho I have never gone past 3 days of completion* 2} NO DRAMA A} If you are caught or if you bad mouth Starry, other entries or myself, you will be removed, reguardless of how close or far away you are from being completed with no reimbursement or payment of any kind! B} Your friends or people helping you do any of the following above, they WILL be blocked! 3} It is your responsibility to notify me in a PM of your completion of the giveaway. A} And if your giveaway is on Starry's page, AGAIN, notify me, not her, as I am the one who pays for the giveaways on her page. 4} If your giveaway is going to be given to someone else as a gift from you, it is your responsibility to n
There is a rib place/banquest place in my area, and the emplyees are mostly Eastern European. Hubby called super excited at 2am to tell me that he just came back home. Apparently, now twice a week they have a Russian night at the place. He said the place was teeming with hot Russian chicks. And, ofcourse, their disgusting manpig boyfriends. He said that he went to the bathroom, and when he came back, some Ukrainian chode was sittin in his chair. Dougie's coat was on it, so the guy saw that it was occupied. Plus, D's friend was tellin the guy the seat was taken. Soo...D was tryin to explain to the guy that the seat was taken, and the guy pretended that he couldn't understand English. Then some Ukrainian cunt came up, and told D that "he shouldn't bother the guy cause there are plenty more seats". D was like WTF? So the guy left. D told me he wished I was there to tell them off in Russian. Well, I'm going there next week. I am so tired of Ukrainian fuckers out here that
Broken Heart
Would you wipe away my tears Would you refute all my fears Would you stay with me If I needed you to see Would you hold me tight Would you kiss me good night I want to feel you next to me Instead you just let me be Would you tell me what I need to say To make the sadness go away You won't even hold my hand Emotions recoiled like a rubber band Would you kiss my cheek Dealing with pain week after week I'm tired of the tug of war games And with you calling me names Ripping and tearing my emotions down Again I pick my heart up off the ground Tired of fighting with myself to not give in Playing a game I just can't win I'm tired of trying to keep a fake smile on my face Tired of feeling like I'm wasting space To care for someone who doesn't care about me To express my love for an empty sea As though that's what it would be Would you lie to me when you say you care When tomorrow you will taunt me with an arrogant stare I will give in because I hate to fight Will th
In My Life - Update
Since I can't wait until I can't to this point in my life, I am going to go a little out of order (you all will forgive me won';t you?). Most of you probably know or have guessed (how I don't have a clue, hee hee hee) that Mare and I are together now. What started as a great friendship has become so much more! My time will not be as much on the computer as it was in the past, since instead of having to talk to her on the computer, she is her with me. That does not mean that I won't be on, since you all have been great friends and helped me and many others. Thank you all for your well wishes, we love you and will keep in touch, promise! When a dream comes true, you just have to chase it to wherever it will lead you, and I hope, no I pray that all of your dreams come true. Love, Doc
Willie's Birthday Train
Willie's Birthday Train The Rules: 1. Stop by Willie's page, rate the EZ Rate #7 folder of pics... He has an Auto 11s running as well... And lots of EZ rate folders... Start with this one... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Happy Birthday Willie," or something like that... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list... 4. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request. 5. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 6. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... ****************************** Below is the gift tag yo
Stolen From C.a.m.
A - Available: Nopes - Age: almost 27 - Annoyance: People - Animal: Sure am B - Beer: Nope, I don't drink - Birthday: March 2nd - Best Friend(s): Olga - Body Part on opposite sex: Eyes, Neck, Shoulders - Best feeling in the world: Having an O - Blind or Deaf: Deaf. - Best weather: Late Spring - Been on stage?: Yes, for a job - Believe in Magic: No - Believe in Santa: No, I hate him - Been in Love: Yes - Been bitched out?: Ofcourse - Believe in yourself?: No - Believe in life on other planets: Yes - Believe in miracles: No - Believe in Satan: No, but he believes in me - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Sorta C - Candy: Trouffles - Color(s): Dusty rose. - Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla - Chinese/Mexican: Chexican. - Cake or pie: Cake - Continent to visit: Europe (again) - Cheese: Colby Jack or Havarti - Car: Honda Civic '98. - Cried in school: Yeah - Clothing Style: leather, lace, anything tight fitting, with ruffles, and heels. D - Day or Night: Night -
There Are No Words
[What follows are lyrics to a new song for my new band. I would actually appreciate feedback - I'm not changing anything but they are meant to say something and I want to know what you get from it. How you interpret what I said. Thank you in advance] -there are no words- I would try again. The words halted in my throat. What do you say to an angel? It was so silent. So we waited and waited. You held my gaze without repose. Please don’t look away. So the night held us fast As we awaited my courage. Formulated and fated. Fornicated and faded. Two figures formed And one we became. Anticipation held us back. Now my skin is shed And I’m burning in the daylight. Take me back to you Rise to meet me. The song of butterflies Swells in the dark quiet. I handed you the tarnished platter And invited you to dine. Illustrated and demonstrated. How elated and debated. There are no words because I love you too much. Four letters randomly combined. An
Gnbrebel's Birthday Train
GnbRebel's Birthday Train "Ridin' with the Rebel" The Rules: 1. Stop by GnbRebel's page, rate the Even More EZ Rates folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Birthday Train tag folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Happy Birthday GnbRebel," "Ridin' with the Rebel train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest lis
Joe Don Obituaries for Jan. 12, 2009 (01/13/09) Joe Don Ashley, 33, of Rutherford, died Saturday, Jan. 10, 2009 at his residence. Services will be at 2 p.m. Tuesday at Johnson-Williams Funeral Home with the Rev. James Branscum officiating. Burial will be in Fairview Cemetery in Newbern. The family will receive visitors from 6-8 p.m. today at the funeral home...
I Wish Sara Palin Would Die!
I am soo fucking sick of hearing about this stupid psyhco dumbass cunt! the election is over McCain and Palin LOST! and yet im still hearing about this stupid cunt everywhere! i am soo sick of it! the only thing i want to hear about her is she died! ok maybe i was a bit too harsh...maybe not die.. i would just like her to go away.
Friday/sat Auto 11's
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ~Cherrybomb™ ~Owner of BUMP N GRIND~Founder of CIA~Club FAR/Team Love~The Pegasus Project~S.B.@ fubar Ћξ şᴌݩŧ™: Owner of THE Trailer Park@ fubar Cappy@ fubar Auto 11s On ♥ Level Up On MishNumber1 ♥@ fubar Karen@ fubar say_hey2008__ Owned By Freyja Fu Goddess@ fubar ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~OutlawsAndPu$$ycats~Owned By Cynz Dreams. Auto 11 s .On@ fubar "InFArREd"~~~Owned By SouthernOutLawBiker~~DIRTY SOUTH CREW 4 LIFE~~@ fubar Auto Suggadaddy ™/owner of/owned by Sultry@ fubar ♥AUTO SULTRY™♥Support Our Troops♥Mistrs to Vamp Morticia♥Owned by Suggadaddy
The Measure Of A Man
To measure a man is not with a ruler or by the size of his wallet To measure a man is not by his worth or by his looks To meausre a man is not by his Iq or his his past To meausre a man by anything other then his heart to not meausre him at all! by TANK
3 first entries for my name from :) 1. Natasha The name Natasha (Russian) means Christmas Day or birthday. It is usually used to portray desirable and enviable female characters in film, literature, etc. Most Natasha's are beautiful. They exude mystery and seduction. Tabitha: I don't like that girl, Natasha. Robert: She's hot!!! I would love to bang Natasha!!!! Tabitha: She looks like a slut! Robert: You're just jealous. christmas birthday exotic mysterious seductive alluring by natashasoftheworld Nov 15, 2006 share this 1 comment 2. Natasha A woman of outstanding beauty, intelligence, and grace. That girl is totally a Natasha allure pulchritude loveliness elegance exquisiteness by Boyfriend of The Year. Jan 21, 2008 share this add comment 3. Natasha the most awesome person ever. shes so much fun to hangout with and i love her
Where To Go?
There is a chance that I can go to America for a year. I'm so excited because my dream may come true. So there are three possible states: Illinois, Massachusetts or Colorado. I don't know which one to chose. Help me make up my mind.
Bounty Has Auto,s
> > > > > > > > > This dude be having AUTO 11s > THIS > FRIDAY > @ > 4:00am (fubar time) > > Bounty Hunter™@ fubar > > > > Rate him up good! Or he will read your thoughts (he knows govt stuffs!!!) > > > > > Please REPOST!! > > > > > > >
Leveling Blog 292
SeAmUs_McMaNuS@ fubar 8k to level
Jealousy is an ugly thing it makes you accuse someone for unseen things. It makes someone green with envy and that can be an ugly thing when Jealousy makes you say hurtful things Jealousy has hurt many friendships and relationships all for what a person precieves or think they see. Lets look at the meaning of jealousy: Jealousy typically refers to the negative thoughts and feelings of insecurity, fear, and anxiety that occur when a person believes a valued relationship is being threatened by a rival. Jealousy often contains a mixture of emotions such as anger, sadness, and disgust. While jealousy and envy are similar, they differ in that jealousy is about something one has and is afraid of losing, while envy is about something one does not have and either wants to acquire or to prevent another from getting. Jealousy is a passion, focusing his definition on the effects of jealousy, which “frequently get out of control” (Goldie, 2000, p. 229). It is a common observa
In Her Temple
I was at Your temple. The carvings and paintings dedicated to You show how much You inspire mortals. Statues of marble and granite and of other stones of the world. To me, they still do no justice to what I've seen of You. I have stood on hills and seen You in fields of wheat softly blowing in the breezes and said "this must be what it is like to see Her hair move." I have sat on shorelines and listened to You in the waves washing upon the land and said "this must be what Her voice is to me." I have lain on the ground at night and gazed deeply into Your stars of the heavens and said "this must be what looking into Her eyes must be like." I have seen a mother holding her newborn child with the bond between them so new and so strong and said "this must be what it is like to be touched by Her." I have sailed across the seas with the winds in my ears and said "this must be what I hear when She whispers to me." I have trekked through the heights of the mountains, with the snows lying so smo
Friends With Auto-11's!!!
Hubby's band is warming up for Rotting Christ (they have been asked to play on a REALLY short notice of 4 days, so he was kinda freaked about it).
We Love This Bar (custom Fubar Video)
Forgiveness: Rip Aunt Annie.
Earlier this month, my world changed. My beloved Aunt Annie passed away. She was my mom's "baby" sister. Annie came to me in spirit that day and told me something had ruptured and she passed out, and she died. It was later found from an autopsy that she had an eptopic pregnancy and bled internally to her death. Her fallopian tube had ruptured. Her death is not what changed my world. The way she died did. Her husband and she were unable to afford insurance. However, Minnesota Care provides free health insurance. She had it, but her husband's inability to help her fill out the paperwork every six months brought forth the day of her death. Now, my Aunt Annie was born with brain damage. Nobody knows how it was caused, but she always had difficulties showing basic emotions and learning. She was a smart woman in her own ways. I connected with her because she was a fellow lover of animals and like me, had an amazing ability to communicate with them like nobody could. She was able to tame ferr
From The Mouths Of Babes...
my seven year old; "I can't afford to have a job" now that's some honest and funny words right there.. *giggles*
So This Is Fubar?
I came...finally. It's interesting. Now to thank Chad somehow. ;)
When the prospect of a threesome comes up, most men naturally assume it's going to be him, his gf and her fit mate,right? I wonder if the idea is quite so appealing when he finds that it's just the one woman...and his not so fit mate?
Trying To Godfather With Auto 11s Today.
My very first Auto 11 is on Help me reach godmother today i have alot to rate {no penguins} This bully brought to you by Me ۞NICCI۞SBG'S۞FU~BOMBER۞@ fubar
Questions (stolen From Cc)
I stole this from Van. I changed it a little. I don't want to be put on the spot asking anything because I'm not as deep as he is. :P Questions. This blog is all about questions and answers. Ask me a serious question, and I will answer it honestly and truthfully...I will not hold back any answer, no matter how shameful or secret it may be. Ask me a goofy question...I will probably respond with a goofy answer. Ask me an inquisitive question, about something you have wondered...and I will try to answer it.
The Three Question Personality Test
Your Personality Is Rational You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy! Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people. In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally. You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought. Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals. In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent. At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia. With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well. As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly. On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things. The
3,673 Points To Go!
About 150 Pics And 24 Stash Items..Let's Get This Done..I Gave Her A Full Profile Rate.. All Pics Stash & Blogs.. TxDutchess
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Leaving Fu For Awhile
Its the Time again for me to say Goodbye to all of you atleast for a few. Those ppl who are close to me and my Heart know how to get a Hold of me and all you other ppl cya :D BTW plz leave me lots of Love i need it
Thank You One And All
Just wanted say thank you to all my friends fans and family for all the rates and for the new friends and fans that added me. But please be patient while I try and get back to each and every one of you it's going to take a couple of days !!! lol And if you came on my page and you don't hear back from me please send me a pm so I can respond. Some of you got ran off my page before I could save you. Once again thank you all you made my day Sundowner
My Portune!
I went to a chinese buffet with my BFF today and my portune says: "Nothing happines unless first a dream." I copied that letter for letter from the slip of paper in my portune cookie. Can somebody please tell me what the fuck that means? P.S. my lucky numbers are 5, 17, 34, 30, 9, and 10
Role Models
Now, I love Jesus, but Paul Rudd comes a close second. And it has to be said, I've also never seen a movie with Stifler in that I haven't liked. So throw them together and add in McLovin and the hardest working woman in showbiz Jane Lynch (seriously, check out her entry), and I'm in dumb comedy heaven. I don't care that the plot comes so signposted that you could use a metronome to time the movie's beats. And I'm old and stupid enough to actually enjoy the idea of a cynical thirtysomething finding redemption through the medium of hilarious kids. Ultimately, comedies for me stand or fall purely on the strength of their gags. And I was embarrassing myself in the cinema from the opening scenes. Sheer absolute class. I might go again tonight...
Ready For A Valentines Day Auction?
Ready For A Valentines Day Auction? This Auction will be something really speacial, I will do the Auctionstags but the Auction will be posted on Germany's Most Wanted's page! Auction will start Sunday, 1st of February 2009 at 12am FuTime and End Sunday, 8th of February 2009 9am FuTime. You Will Be Owned For A Month You May Offer Anything You Like The Better The Offer The Better The Bid! Rules are simple: 1. No Drama 2. No Cheating 3. Entry fee not necessary but if you like to donate some Fubucks or anything it will be apreciated. 4. Send me your picture link with the Offers in a private message 5. I Will Promote The Auction But You Need To Promote Yourself For Better Bids 6. HAVE FUN !!!!!!!!! So send the offers and donations to: ~*~cutemommy82~*~ I'm his diamond and the queen of his heart!!! love u baby@ fubar The Auction will be right here: GERMANY'S MOST WANTED AKA YOUR NEXT EX .......@ fubar We wish you all a lot of fun and a nice
I want... to go.
Well Look At
This is about as self serving as I get...sometimes :D Thanks everyone. New Blog this week, stay tuned :D
Leveling Blog 334
~Serenaty~Owner of Dragonfly Lounge, Owned Godfather Sammie and Master Nita!!!!!!@ fubar 123k to level Autos on
i am so sick of filling out flight attendant applications that i want to SCREAMMMM BUT its what i have to do if i wanna spend my time in the sky. the only thing is that the smaller airlines do not always pay for you to go to the interview and even then youre not guaranteed the position so that kinda blows. im looking into aviation schools and training so i can get my pilots license also but its so hard to decide which one. none of my friends are into being a pilot except the ones that went through the military to get their wings.... which im starting to consider but really dont wanna do if i dont have to. so...anybody here a pilot?
Leveling Blog 336
~MissyBrownEyes~ Owner @ Useless Souls@ fubar 92k to level
Cinderella Is Finally Going To The Ball
Well 2009 has proven to be a better year so far and with I news I got earlier has made it the best year ever for me. See many are upset about Obama becoming the president but I personally as of today I am glad he is in office. Ok let me explain why... As many people know I am disabled and was born with a rare genetic disorder called Morquio Syndrome which affects the skeletal and muscular systems of my body. On top of not growing I suffer from many medical problems. Well all my life doctors said there was no cure or hope of me ever getting better. They even went as far to say I would not live to see my 30th birthday. Well I am about to turn 32 in March and well Obama made a dream come true for me. He has went ahead and approved Stem Cell Research. Once this goes through my doctor said I am top of his list to get it done. Stem Cell will replace the chromosome I am missing in my genetic link, if successful then all problem caused by Morquio Syndrome will be reversed. No more
Go Jenni
Although alot of people have auto 11's today. I like to pimp out the people who don't have them everyday. Jenni is a sweetheart, and has her very first auto 11's. Show her how much fun they can be. Give her a few minutes of your time. :D **~~*Jenni*~~** .√iolets.'s ToY@ fubar Good luck Jenni
Putting The Spotlight On Hold
If anyone knows anyone on here selling bling packs for fubucks please let me know. I'm looking to pay with my fubucks to get a bling pack for a friend. There is no way to pay them back, but I want to do this as a gesture of friendship. Some people on here hurt them, myself, and several of my other friends on here by being completely ignorant and callous. If you don't know what I'm talking about then please don't ask for details. I will not entertain questions about the details. Just let me know if you know anyone needing fubucks and willing to trade.
More On The Top Ranked Cheater..aka Proof..
Check the blog below and to the left...don't forget to rate and post your comments as always , check the rerate 10 from 11 and the timestamped repeated visits..:D
Club Mystic Member List
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Let Me Be
Let me be the one to show you there are still good men, Let me be the one that never let's you hurt again, Let me be the one who proudly claims "I'm yours," Let me be the one who holds open the doors, Let me be the one you can brag about to your friends, Let me be the one to love you to no end, Let me be the one to hold you by the hand, Make me the happiest person on Earth and let me be your man
Damnfanbox Spam Mail
grrr this damn fanbox spam is invincible, i mark it spam, spray it witth RAID, stomp on it with a work boot and it still keeps coming back!!! why? some body tell me something....its everyday like this... Inbox Upgrade to the all-new Yahoo! Mail View: All Messages Messages 1-10 of 10 Go to First page | Go to Previous page | Go to Next page | Go to Last page Inbox Read / Unread From Subject Date Size Read Give Me Some Love It's your 19th ton Love 10:00 AM 4KB Unread FanBox Fan Lim wants to be your loyal fan Sun, 1/25/09 5KB Unread Share Inspiration A 11th positive message Sun, 1/25/09 4KB Unread Give Me Some Love It's your 18th ton Love Sun, 1/25/09 4KB Unread Hugs AnimeGurl is sending you a Hug on FanBox! Sat, 1/24/09 4KB Unread Share Inspiration A 10th positive message Sat, 1/24/09 4KB Unread Give Me Some Love It's your 17th ton Love
Self Factor
I have spent my whole life being a people pleaser, always trying to give a kind word and lifting spirits, All those things r all good, but in doing all that I found myself forgetting one person, ME!! I've allowed others to disrespect me and yes at times degrade me, I let people make me a option instead of a priority and would do what ever it took to keep them from not liking me.I've learned in my 48yrs of life, that people will only treat you the way u allow them to, so if u don't respect and love who u r, then neither will anyone else.A good friend of mine once told me,"you have to be sick and tired of being sick and tired, well Im there. My point in all this is ,its time for me to get back to self, starting with self respect,and stop letting other define who I am as a person.And if they are truely a friend, they will still be there with or without me doin things or saying things to please them , and the ones who are only here just to get that ego stroke and those of u who know me ,kn
~proposal For The Black Rose~
To many, a blackrose recieved meant unfavorable things, yet within the darker side of this cyber world, it meant more than was known. It was a sign of peace and respect. It was used tastefully and always a gift that served the sender well. For whatever reason, The Dark Rose was removed or replaced, which was very disturbing and sad to the ones whom used it as a peace keeping tool, not to mention the dark vlads within that used it to sway their maidens they fancy. I...'Twist'a Fate'... Do propose that the Dark Rose be brought Back to the the gift shop. The fangs are nice, but do not help us in a serious sense. With all respect, ~Lady Twist'a~
You know enough about me to know I will run if it gets too close to fast tormented and torn to not repeat the past Every inch of me aches for the excitement I feel when you're around To give into that rush for longer than a moment would put me entirely on new ground Stable and strong, determined to succeed will always direct the path I am to lead deter me for a moment if that's all there is to give those are the memories reminding me I've lived
Die Mother Fucker Die
Story Of My's To Us, Girls!
Here's to all those girls who used to be his Number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check your cell phone the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, "I only want to be your friend", one day, then listened to him say that he loves and misses you and the next when he doesn't want to be anything at all. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, got crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him even for a while. We went through the great stage with
What's Your Friendship Style?
Your Friendship Style is Independent You love your friends, but you don't always need them as much as they need you. You like to do your own thing. Sometimes this means taking a break from your friends and carving your own path. As long as your friends give you the space you need, you are happy to be there for them whenever you can. Your friends lean on you for advice and problem solving. You tend to be "the rock." You and an Empathetic Friend: Go well together. Your Empathetic Friend understand and accepts you... but may be too needy sometimes. You and a Gregarious Friend: Get along well, as long as your Gregarious Friend is happy to only see you occasionally. You and another Independent Friend: Have a love / hate thing going on. When you agree, things are blissful. However, more often than not, you butt heads. You and a Philosophical Friend: Are somewhat a matter of opposites attract. You're both thinkers, but you think very differently. What's Your Frien
Are You Cute Or Sexy?
You Are Cute-Sexy! You are definitely attractive, and you have an interesting mix of sexiness and cuteness. You are both hot and quirky. Gorgeous and silly. Charming and natural. You are not so in-your-face sexy that you're unapproachable. You tone things down a bit. More than anything else, you are real and genuine. And that makes you truly captivating. Are You Cute or Sexy?
I'm in the process of deleting my account. If we really are "friends" and you want to keep in touch I use YIM
My Papa : )
My Grandfather Passed away today at the age of 92. He was such a wonderful kind man. I'm sad that he is gone, but relieved that he is no longer in pain and at peace now. I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for the thoughts and prayers to my family. It means alot to me!! ~Jen :)
Me Jumpin Off The Roof, I Waz Sooo High
Dance Dance Dance
I'm a lickle bit smitten with this song. Oh to have been in the park that day. *hums* *taps feet* *sings* *dances* A gracious hat tip to Audiogasm for having introduced me to Lykke Li. Thank you!
Something in the way she moves, Attracts me like no other lover. Something in the way she woos me. I don't want to leave her now, You know I believe, and how. Somewhere in her smile she knows, That I don't need no other lover. Something in her style that shows me. I don't want to leave her now, You know I believe and how. You're asking me will my love grow, I don't know, I don't know. You stick around now, it may show, I don't know, I don't know. Something in the way she knows, And all I have to do is think of her. Something in the things she shows me. I don't want to leave her now. You know I believe and how.
Growing Old
Growing Old Growing old with you is a dream I long for to wake each morning to see you there the rise and fal of your bosom as you take each breath watching over you as you sleep more peaceful then ever before and as you wake to be the first thing you see to see you smile to kiss you and say "I love you" all this I long for for that is my dream to be with you. Christopher Wayne Rhea Copyright ©2009 Christopher Wayne Rhea
Llama Leveler Of The Month
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats all I can say...confused and broken right now!!!! Not sure what to do or who to those special few I trust but they are not many!!! How do you know you can trust what someone is saying? (And I'm not talking about you...Mr. Brady!!!!) I have friends or so called friends that like to run their mouths and don't care who they hurt in the process...Who does that? I mean yeah we all talk shit but not like some.When you have to make up a lie about someone to make yourself look good I mean really. I don't know I was just a little irritated is all!!! I guess I am just really dissapointed in people these days!!!! I have however met someone who I believe to be very sweet and honest...(Now I'm talking about you Mr. Brady!!!!) Its rare to meet someone who you have things in common with and who you get along with easily...He kinda helped me see things for the way they are...but you know whatever. Not saying I'm in love cuz well yeah it's WAY too e
I Miss You Cudagirl33
Member Of The Week 2/1 - 2/7
We have a new Member of the Week - Arctic Mermaid!. Please show her lots of love and Club United Spirit! She is a great supporter of Club United and an awesome person. ¢¾Arctic Mermaid¢â¢¾Proudly Owned by Ms. Sassy~Rating Revolution~Bad Bitches¢¾@ fubar Treat her like you would want to be treated! And who knows, maybe next week YOU will be the member of the week! Club United Rocks! IslandGirl
Scream Of The Butterfly
i heard her cry... like the scream of the butterfly sunshine in the house of flamesshe likes it where she gets itbut it's never felt the samesurgery in the house of dissection when your candle burns out i will resurrect you she runs through the field of daisiesyeah it's just a shame that they eat their own babies who cares
Dammit, I keep losing my blogs! I can't find The Snow (whole) blog, and its gettin on my fuckin nerves. Where is Goatse to help me out??! :(
Pic Rate
if u could please rate each of these pics then hit me up i will return all ur love thank u every1....ashlee
The Muse In The Machine...
Flit gently before me Just out of reach do you know who you are?   Oh, my muse, it is to laugh I watch and wonder do you notice? You're a ghost I'm a phantom,a haunting do you see?   I await each day, for you to speak I dare not speak first, I could be revealed do you care?   My muse, I shall stay hidden Building sandcastles for you until I may do more...
Auto-11s Bulletin/blog Help
I'm not sure if anyone will ever use this coding, but I figured I'd put it out there, just in case. Remember, you can change the color of the font to any color you want and you can change the background. If you want to do either of those and you don't know how, shout me or send me a private message and I'll tell you how. To use this code, just copy EVERYTHING that is in the box below and paste it into your bulletin/blog. Change and add whatever else you want. Remember, if you have any questions, shout me or send me a private message.Whomever has Auto-11s on!!!Here you can write whatever you want here. Generally it's telling people to go rate the hell out of the person with the Auto-11s.[[Per]]™@ fubar
I was at a Starbucks in Conway, Arkansas yesterday and one charming young female local approached me with he obvious intention of starting a conversation. I hadn't had coffee yet and was in no real mood to talk to some farmer girl in a Starbucks. The conversation that follows is word for word: Girl: *looks outside* Looks like it gonna rain Me: *Looks outside* I see no evidence of that, Then again I've only seen evidence of one thing since I got to this town. Girl: oh? Me: Inbreeding Girl: *walks away* I got my coffee and left feeling a little more pleasant :)
About The Real Me
Things You’ll never know about me Here are a few those unless you’re a complete moron you’ll know. - My Daughter is my world - I’m married to a man - I like women and Men - I work at a hosp. - There are maybe 2 people on Fu that know how I really am. Now here are thing’s you’ll never hear me admit after this - I’m in love with someone and it’s not my husband - I love Vindicated like she was my real wife - There are few people in my life that know me, and 2 are on Fubar. - I’m really not a whore or a slut. - I LOVE being a mom - I bake every night - I cook everything from scratch - Everything revolves around my kid - I’m an all American mommy outside here - I read all the time, im a book dork. - My best friend is a guy. - 3 people I love, Me, my kid and my best friend Ok so that All I can think of right now, Sorry I’m in that kinda mood today.
Courage - Sarah Polley
Courage Watch the band through a bunch of dancers Quickly, follow the unknown With something more familiar Quickly, something familiar. Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter. Sleepwalk, so fast asleep In a motel that has the lay of home And piss on all of your background And piss on all your surroundings. Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter Courage, couldn't come at a worse time. There's no simple explanation For anything important any of us do And yea the human tragedy Consists in the necessity Of living with the consequences Under pressure, under pressure. Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter Courage, my word It didn't come, it doesn't matter Courage, couldn't come at a worse time.
Where Is It ?
I add and rate all the time but don't get the same rates and reponses back. So I am wondering....Where is all the FU love ??? Should I STOP being so quick to add and rate ? This is my first blog so be gentle on me...if this is even a
70k To Godmother One Of Our Own!
Starshine is only 70k from Godmothering! She has over 600 pics....Lets show her some fu love!!!! ~♥StarShine♥~2nd Alarm Hotties~Fu Wifey 2 disturbed_one & Rachelle~@ fubar
Leveling Blog 380
DAN 4U//OWNED BY ..crueel but cute...//@ fubar 11k to level
An Example Of What Not To Do
hmm I got a real winner in my shoutbox today.... the messages with the arrow are what i sent. retardation seems to run rampant on this site. read from bottom up: No Drama Q...: dont flatter yourself like that No Drama Q...: trying? u wish dawg ->No Drama Q...: who said i am playing games? I just said i prefer to talk on this site rather than give out my info. if i was a game player i wouldnt have posted a salute but thanks for tryin No Drama Q...: no into games sowwie ->No Drama Q...: yes I do. but I prefer to talk here No Drama Q...: not yet, do u have yahoo? ->No Drama Q...: no im just asking if i know you No Drama Q...: lol No Drama Q...: uh is this an audition? ->No Drama Q...: do i know you? No Drama Q...: i have a question for u ok?
why are there people who pretend to like you for who you are, but immediately they want to change everything about you, I don't understand, I am who I am and nothing less! Accept me or don't!
*sighs. They Never Cease To Amaze Me.
Ugh!! *Rolls eyes*
Mathematical Equation For Love?
So, James packs my lunch in the morning. We're both on diets, and one of the ways that I'm working on it is to have food to eat that's not fast food... all day, every day. We also have this ongoing argument about who loves who more. I say I win. Well, in my lunch box today, there was a note card with this written on it: The equation and proof that I
Pill Counter 3
profiles of an addict working in a pharmacy, especially one that doles out methadone like candy on halloween, is never mundane. we have addicts of every shape, size, color, socioeconomic status, etc. the madness of people in the heights of drug-induced states are always intriguing. today's flavor: "you ever seen one of them there wild pigs?" he asks my boss, jeff, this. my boss hunts deer. alot. "yeah, i want me one of dem. get one of 'em for me and i'll pay you for it." jeff: alright, x "a wild pig, i'd pay you. get me one" he goes on and on. his medicine is ready but he's obviously taken plenty of something already. he's currently disabled and draws social security like a retiree. he's on low income medical aid as well which means tax dollars pay the normal copays for his medication so he can buy weed. he has long, stringy hair. a goatee of some kind. he smokes. he's hollow eyed. he plays the drums in a cover band that i hear is pretty decent. with that being
Well it’s another sleepless night. I’m having another nightmare. They come when you least expect them and without warning. They can be triggered by anything. Mine start out with the smell of gasoline when I fuel up my truck. Or when i`m camping and have a campfire. Have you ever seen the effects of napalm on the landscape and any living thing that happens to be in its path? Napalm is basically gasoline in the form of a gel like substance so that it sticks to whatever it lands on. It puts anything in its path on fire instantly. My nightmares are filled with the smell and visions of those effects on the jungles of Vietnam and the people in them. Often times we would call in a strike from napalm because you cant see your enemy in the thick jungles and you would be taking heavy fire. The jungle would become a fast moving ball of fire. People on the fringe of the attack would run out in flames with napalm sticking to them burning out of control. We would be under orders to fire on
The Pot... Tool
And these guys.. I'd sell my youngest to see them! "The Pot" Who are you to wave your finger? Ya' must have been out your head. Eye hole deep in muddy waters. You practically raised the dead. Rob the grave, to snow the cradle. Then burn the evidence down. Soapbox, house of cards, and glass, So don't go tossin' your stones around. You must have been high. You must have been high. You must have been. Foot in mouth, and head up asshole. Whatcha talkin' 'bout? Difficult to dance 'round this one 'til you pull it out, boy! You must have been, so high. You must have been, so high. Steal, borrow, refer, save your shady inference. kangaroo done hung the juror with the innocent. Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo Got lemon juice up in your...EYE! When you pissed all over my black kettle You must have been HIGH, HIGH You must have been HIGH, HIGH Who are you to wave your finger? So full of it. Eyeballs deep in muddy waters Fuckin' hypocrit
My son tried to take his life Thursday night hes 23 years old.. Me and my 16 year old son was here at the house an we noticed that my son wasnt right.. So i had my 16 year old son called 911.. When we got him to the hospital his oxygen was low they said if he didnt go to the hospital when he did he could of been dead.. he was released from the hospital and we had along road of us.. PLEASE keep me and my family in your prayers
Sb Pron
->teamroping...: you could skip the tape...plastic bags don't hurt teamroping...: tahnks that kinda hurts i thought you was beautiful ->teamroping...: you would be if you were wearing a plastic bag and duct you have those? teamroping...: do you think i am sexy ->teamroping...: yes, I'm from Kopenhagen teamroping...: Are you there? teamroping...: Yes mam i have. I am sorry for not using it. Where are you from if i may ask? ->teamroping...: have you ever heard of punctuation? teamroping...: What is that suppose to mean where is this coming from mam ->teamroping...: cool, I'll make sure never to send my kids there, when I'll have them teamroping...: eldorado high ->teamroping...: what school did you go to? teamroping...: do wat lol ->teamroping...: teamgroping? whom do you grope? teamroping...: hey baby wats up
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Durty Dee
usually when i blog i blog lifestyle information. Today i blog my life information. I am trying to decide if fu is a joke or not anymore, hello can you not hack my account please i dont even know you??? Trust has come short lies become deep. Is this a fucking soap opera??? I really have made dear friends on here but i feel like im under the knife being watched. Besides my family i talk to few I share things with people i deem to be interesting. I am far from perfect and i lead a decent life i work hard i play harder I enjoy a little bit of fun and i am sure i have hurt a few people here and there. Not intentionally but maybe out of spite. Karma is quite the bitch. Sometimes you have to put big girl pants on and walk away for a while, I need to tend to my life, my love, my responsibilites. Tabs, Britt, Karen, Brands, Minxy i love you all but i need a break i be on yahoo....My heart knows where I am he will find me too...Be good kids dont eat into the drama and foolisness, but fair game
So my friend just called me... His car decided to catch fire. POOF! no more car
I Hate Myself For Loving You
Midnight, gettin' uptight Where are you? You said you'd meet me, now it's quarter to two. I know I'm hangin' but I'm still wantin' you Hey, Jack- it's a fact they're talkin' in town I turn my back and you're messin' around. I'm not really jealous- don't like lookin' like a clown. I think of you every night and day You took my heart and you took my pride away... refrain: I hate myself for loving you, Can't break free from the things that you do. I wanna walk but I run back to you Thats why I hate myself for lovin' you. Daylight spent the night without you But I've been dreamin' 'bout the lovin' you do I won't be as angry 'bout the hell you put me through Hey man bet you can treat me right You just don't know what you was missin' last night I wanna see your face and say forget it just from spite I think of you every night and day- You took my heart and you took my pride away... (refrain) I think of you every night and day You took my heart and you to
Workout Diary-day One....feels A Bit Like Fail
Workout diary-Day one....Feels a bit like FAIL Current mood:Squishy Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes I have finally decided that enough is enough. I MUST go back to the gym. I MUST go at LEAST three times a week. The catalyst for this slightly wild-eyed dedication? A post card from my High School....probably for that evil 10 year reunion! ZOMG. I am not ready for this crap. I know I look alright at this weight, and the women in my family are Rubanesque and tend to be very hippy and chesty. I wear this weight in a well proportioned, dignified fashion. But all the same...I think I can do better. So, I went back to the gym for the first time in a long while. The ladies at the desk said they'd give me some helpful exercises. After a 20 minute warm up on the bike, I went to see them. They tried to make me do sit ups. Seriously, I haven't done an actual sit up since, oh, 8th grade? It's all about the crunches now. They also continued to try and make me do all
Snake Bites
Last night I dreamed that I was being attacked by a snake. Anyone who knows me knows I'm frightened to pieces by snakes, and therefore would understand that such a dream would be more of a nightmare. My mother once told me that I woke up screaming about snakes attacking me when I was about 5 or 6, but I don't recall that dream at all. I have been scared of snakes ever since. I digress. I don't really remember much of the dream, or what was going on around me at the time, but I do clearly recall that the snake bit me on my left foot, after which that foot began to swell up until it looked nothing like how it should. After I woke up this morning, I was putting lotion on my feet, and there, on my left foot, were two red marks, in the exact place I had dreamed I had been bit!!! I examined them to be sure they weren't spider, or heaven forbid, flea bites, but they are most definitely not. They aren't raised up or itchy. They're just there. Could be one of the weirdest thin
Old School
just sayin'
Valentines Day
I was going to ask who would be my Valentine this year,but I don't have too.I have been blessed with so many great friends,they all are so great.So remember this from me to you I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE,nothing means more to me than friends and family I wanted to do something for you all so please be kind Remember this Sharon Loves You and I always will try to be here for you, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
Newest Upset.
My best friend is gay, and we hang out quite a lot. We've been best friends for years, so we pretty much grew up together. His parents don't have a car, but he does. They use it like it's their own, and because he lives with them, they order him around. Well today I got a pay raise. I wanted to go out to celebrate. We headed around town for a while, and ended up by the river, taking pictures and talking like usual. Well, his mother calls my phone, going psycho because she doesn't know where he's at and what he's doing. She's convinced that I give him drugs and such. Well, anyone who knows me knows I'm apposed to the use of drugs, so that's just out of the question. [[This was after the big deal his grandparents made about us having sex and him paying me for it :|]] While he's on the phone, he goes off on her, telling her that he's tired of her bullshit and telling her to sober up. Well, this kills our mood so we head home. He gets online and I IM him and he said that he and his fat
Mom Is Sick
as a few of u know i have been upset the past couple of days well my mother is very sick and she may onlay have 1 to 3 months to live she has altimers and vascular diease and has lost half of her left foot and her big toe on her right for 5 yrs she has been doing ok she has had 3 gramdma seziers and a couple of mini strokes well in the past couple of weeks she has shown bad signs her altimers has gotten worse and she crys all night and says she goes home every night she has lost some weight she was 136 for the past few yrs but now she is 122 we are hopeing her weight goes up but so far no luck well it looks like she may onlay have 1 to 3 months left i am hoping its not true she is a good lady she has been through a lot and i am upset but i know god has a better thing for her so please kee my fam and me in ur prayers ty
According to your ex, are you pretty? Probably not. How have you felt today? Tired, but good. When was the last time you talke​d to your numbe​r 1 on top frien​ds? Today on the phone. Have you ever cried​ and not known​ what for? Yes, it's called PMS. What are you weari​ng?​ Pajamas Do you like your name?​ Yes Are you happy​ at the momen​t?​ I guess. What were you doing​ at 10:​00pm last night? Working Last perso​n who drove​ you somew​here?​ Cyndi Are you a morni​ng perso​n or a night​ perso​n?​ Night Are you a forgi​ving perso​n?​ Depends If you could​ move anywh​ere right​ now, would​ you? Yes What'​s the last pierc​ing you got? Ears Short​est relat​ionsh​ip?​ A week or two Have you e
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 2-09-09
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 2-09-09 aGEM4life Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Donna aka Gemini or GEM or Dee Birthday: June 10th Zodiac Sign: Gemini Hair Color: Reddish Brown Eye Color: Greenish/Brown Tattoos: Yes 5 of em (3 on back and 1 on each leg) Piercings: 11 (4 in right ear 7 in left ear) *Favorites* Color: Purple Season: Fall/Spring Day Of Week: Wednesday Animal: Tiger Flower: Rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Yes Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Many times! Smiled For No Reason?: Do that all the time - drives ppl crazy lol Sat On Your Rooftop?: Nope that I haven't done *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Computer Phone 0R IM?: Depends whom I'm talking to McDonalds 0R Burger King?: Neither Summer 0R Winter?: Neither CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: Ipod XBox 0R PS2?: Never played either
Llama Leveler Of The Day
Miracle Monkey Chief of N.A.P, Founder of Llama Levelers@ fubar We will now begin at the top of the list and go down per day for each person on the family blog as leveler of the day all llama levelers will rate 100 pics. when done please leave a comment below that you have done so...Thanks
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake. :D Happy Fuckin'Valentine's Day! I says it now cuz I'm boycotting Feb 14th. -REL
Rip Jeremy Lusk
I ripped this from yahoo news. I remember watching him win the gold last year. So tragic! Freestyle motocross rider Jeremy Lusk dies By MARIANELA JIMENEZ, Associated Press Writer SAN JOSE, Costa Rica (AP)—Jeremy Lusk, an American freestyle motocross rider, died of head injuries Tuesday after crashing while trying to land a backflip in competition. He was 24. Jorge Ramirez, chief of the intensive care unit at Calderon Hospital, said Lusk suffered severe brain damage and a possible spinal cord injury. Lusk won a gold medal at the 2008 X Games. He was injured Saturday night when he failed to complete a full rotation while attempting a Hart Attack backflip and slammed headfirst into the dirt. Lusk crashed in almost identical fashion in the freestyle semifinals at the 2007 X Games but was not hurt. He had a successful 2008 season, winning Freestyle gold at the X Games and silver in Best Trick when he landed the first double-grab Hart Attack backflip. He won a bron
Leveling Blog 389
DJ Devils. owner of The Asylum@ fubar 210k to level Auto 11's on
More For You
Let's go to the park I wanna kiss you underneath the stars Maybe we'll go too far We just don't care We just don't care We just don't care You know I love it when you're loving me But sometimes it's better when it's publicly I'm not ashamed, I don't care who sees us hugging and kissing, a love exhibition, oh We'll rendezvous out on the fire escape I'd like to set off an alarm today A love emergency don't make me wait Just follow, I'll lead you I urgently need you Let's go to the park I wanna kiss you underneath the stars Maybe we'll go too far We just don't care We just don't care We just don't care Let's make love, let's go somewhere they might discover us Let's get lost in lust We just don't care We just don't care We just don't care I see you're closing down the restaurant Let's sneak and do it when your boss is gone Everybody's leaving, we'll have some fun Oh, maybe it's wrong, but you're turnin' me on Oh, we'll take a visit to your mama's h
I Sing This Too Often
I saw this sign today in the tanning salon. As I lay down to attempt to bronze my pasty hide, all I could think was "You've got to be kidding me...I hope it is just in my room." There are about 20 tanning rooms in this salon... I could have let it go, but I refuse to allow something so retarded to hang around. It makes me very upset when the spelling is so BLATANTLY WRONG. I know, I know. It IS a tanning salon. It doesn't take a PHD to ring up a sale and hand over a towel and some goggles. I digress. As I went to leave, I called the woman on duty to my room. "I want to show you something. These signs are really bad." She started looking all around, (there are about 4 signs in each room) so I pointed at the offending piece of paper. "Beds is plural, not possessive, and pressure isn't even CLOSE to being spelled right." (I didn't know if SHE was the one that made the signs or not, so I figured perhaps a gentle explanation would be helpful, and not offend her
My Guardian
my guardian walks with me hand in hand my guardian warns me when in going astray my guardian watches over me as i sleep my guardian holds me close when i weep my guardian is my own personal protector but as good a guardian as she is she must sometimes let me go so that i may figure it out for myself
No Girls Allowed
Back in the day, I used to post all my writings to my MSN Spaces page. Once I started at UNO last year, however, I kind of let it slip away. Anyway, I feel like starting it up again. I don't know how consistent I'll be. And I assure you it will be quite boring and, in most cases, pretty damn long. I'm just warning you. There's no obligation to read any of it. I do this for my own pleasure. Anyway, this first piece was for my Magazine Article Writing class. My professor said I should attempt to get it publish in the school's student newspaper. And I would, if the student editors would ever return my calls about writing for them. It's entitled "No Girls Allowed." No Girls Allowed “No Girls Allowed…Except Hannah Montana.” These are the words that adorn the bedroom door of my 5-year-old nephew, Patrick Jr. Let there be no doubt as to the immense popularity and influence of Hannah Montana. She is an economic and pop culture juggernaut. She has done what few other femal
You Can't Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!
subject: You can't have your cake and eat it too! post date: 2007-10-19 17:50:17 views: 31 comments: 2 ratings: 0 Here people. Stop it with the over-use, dangit! Read informed, and then STFU!!! ------------------------------------------------ Have one's cake and eat it too From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Have your cake and eat it too) To wish to have one's cake and eat it too or simply have one's cake and eat it (sometimes eat one's cake and have it too) is to want more than one can handle or deserve, or to try to have two incompatible things. This is a popular English idiomatic proverb, or figure of speech. The phrase's earliest recording is from 1546 as "wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?" (John Heywood's 'A dialogue Conteinyng the Nomber in Effect of All the Prouerbes in the Englishe Tongue') alluding to the impossibility of eating your cake and still having it afterwards; the modern version (where the
E-tarded People
subject: E-tarded people post date: 2007-10-10 07:47:06 views: 22 comments: 3 ratings: 0 This was someone's blast message that I can hardly believe I laid eyes upon: "like too think my fubar wife for my frist blast you rock ty you rock mauh xoxoxs" member is Trying to work M, 45 - Wooster, OH views: 321,030 WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have SERIOUS issues about people who misspell words or use them in the wrong context...but holy shit! This one takes the fucking cake. Someone bought you a blast, but they should have bought you a damn tutor!!! Congratulations Mr. Wooster. You are the e-tard of the week!
Im Ok With It Really
The older women on the site here tell me i should try them they have more experience but the more i think about it im fine with a couple of 20 year olds tying my down getting practice!
Gimme The Cheeziest
Alright...I'm going for focus here people. Give me the best line you've heard on here. It can be a shout, a friend request or a message. Just send it on over! I'm sorry there aren't boobs in this blog, but reading is fun too! Now gimme...and try to gimme what I'm asking for. Thanks!
Pu$$ycat Fund
Hey fam!! We've been trying to keep the VIP on the home page but it's beginning to be a little much cause theres only certain people doing it. We would also like to start running some contests for the fam but it's gonna require funds to do this so we have purchased a reloadable mastercard and opened a paypal account with it. It is not REQUIRED to give money but all donations will be appreciated. The only people with the account info will be Breed, Damien and Smack Daddy so we won't run into any issues about missing money. There are 4 ways to add money to the account: 1. Via paypal transfer. Just log into your paypal account click send money and enter the account email which is 2. MoneyGram® To find a MoneyGram location near you, call 1-800-MONEYGRAM or visit the Web site. At the MoneyGram agent location, complete the blue MoneyGram ExpressPayment form with the following information: * Receive Code: 4941 * Company Name: H&R Block Emerald P
1 Hour Only
I have an auto 11 for sale to the highest bidder. leave comment in blog. 1 hour only.
Valentine's Day
Good morning friends... I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day... I hope it is full of happiness and love for each of you... From what I can gather, Fubar has a DNS server down in my area... I've spoken to friends in NC, SC, OK, and South Texas that are having the same problem as me... We can not access Fubar through a regular browser like Internet Explorer, Firefox, or SeaMonkey... I've found a way to get here through AOL... But it is slow as dirt... It's taking me anywhere from 2-4 minutes between clicks... Which I am sorry to say, I just don't have the patience for...LOL... I can't rate, send comments, or return large amounts of mail... I love all the beautiful roses I have received, and I will return them as soon as I can... Thank you so much for thinking of me... It's going on 20 hours since I have been able to access Fubar like I should be able to... Yep... you guessed it... I'm starting to go through withdrawals... LOL... I miss my friends... I'll b
$7 Sex
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's >> office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's m
Leveling Blog #392
notthatbad * Llama levelers* can someone give a handsome man a vip ?@ fubar 49,495 to go!He is a llama and has Auto's on!
I really dislike drama. That is all.
Rate Winners And Final Comments
Friendship Tags I Love :-)
I promise this is the last slide show from my time on fu ... Fu has given me some wonderful friends ..... who I am still very close to .... and it has also been a learning curve at discovering who was quick to stab me in the back ... those people are blocked so its their loss ... Friendships are very important to me, and for that I stay on fubar ... Id much rather have a handful of real friends than a shed load of fake ones ... with that in mind .... Ive done this slide show called friendship circles, dedicated to all my friends I love dearly on fu ..... Love Sandy xx
For Those Who Care, Lil Update
A lil update about my arm, on Feb 9th went back to my bone specialist expecting to find out when my 5th surgery would be, they took x-rays and come to find out my bone is finally healing on its own, best news in 8 months (which is today) It's wild to think all this happened that long ago, and that my mom has been gone this long, feels like it just happened. I'm sure sum of u have noticed I'm not around like I used to be, honestly I'm just bored with the net, rather stay busy in my real life, then to sit on the pc all the time. I've also had my share of trouble makers, and sum friends who meddle into my love life, so I decided I will not be sharing my personal life with a few people on here, simply because I'm grown and am intelligent enough to handle myself. I will also be moving, hopefully before fall, when my daughter starts school, so I've been going through things already, seeing what to keep etc...makes a move so much easier this way lol I just wanted to blog and let everyone know
Joy Joy Joy
The gargantuan stimulus bill Congress has rubber-stamped with virtually no Republican support contains tens of billions of the very spending projects that made the legislation a lightning rod for criticism. And although the bill is generally described as costing $787 billion, the Congressional Budget Office reports the actual figure is now closer to $3.27 trillion. That stems from the $744 billion it will take to pay for the additional debt the legislation will create, and $2.527 trillion in increased spending from the new and expanded programs the bill will spawn over the next decade. To view the letter to Nancy Pelosi, go here. The bill now spans more than 1,000 pages. While Democrats removed some provisions that fiscal conservatives objected to, most of the pork remains. Among them: # The plan has more than $3 billion in “neighborhood stabilization” and Community Development Block Grant funding, much of which may go to benefit ACORN, a low-income housing and voter reg
Donkey Punch Definition
The Donkey Punch is like the Highlander. There can be only one. Prepare to be educated. The Donkey Punch is a sexual move like the missionary position or the threesome; and like most sexual moves, you can actually do it. Here’s a list of things that the Donkey Punch is not is. The Donkey Punch is not jizzing on a girl’s face and then punching her in the mouth. That’s called assault and battery and it will send you straight to prison. It will also fuck up a girl’s face. Unless you’re the type of person who shits in mailboxes, fucking up a woman’s face on purpose is a major loss of Man Points. That’s like taking candy from a baby. It’s all they have. The Donkey Punch is not hitting a girl in the head while you’re boning her. Punching a woman in the head does nothing for your physical pleasure and might break your hand. It’s called a “boxer’s break”, and if you’re not a former boxer, let me tell you something about breaking your fist on someone’s head. It’s a loss of Man
Bad News From The Doctor....
So I go to my PCP about 4 times a year. I go to my obgyn once a year. Everything has been fine lately with me. I recently lost a friend to suicide on Feb 7th. He graduated with my older brother, and is my mom's best friend's son. So, as we all know, after funerals.. I get sick. I've had a chest cold for over 2 weeks. I had gone to my obgyn for my yearly, so I can get my birth control script for the next year. They called me at 9 am and left me a voicemail.. "This is Joyce from Dr. Z's office... will you please call us back as soon as you can? It's not an emergency but I do need to speak with you. Thanks." I call her back... "Your pap smear came back abnormal. Your cells look abnormal also, which could signal a pre-cancerous condition. I also see that you got the Gardisil shot, but in your pap smear, your HPV status came back positive." I fought back the tears as I made the appointment for a colposcopy. I was such in shock by this news that I made it on a very importan
Long Time..?
I used to frequent #philosophy on dalnet in IRC a while back, and today out of boredom decided to join again. Reading through my logs I realized there is a lot of good stuff in there! So I decided to blog it. Here is an excerpt from today :) Session Start: Tue Feb 17 12:19:07 2009 Session Ident: #philosophy * Now talking in #philosophy * Topic is 'Seven signs of current evolution:' * Set by hughw on Thu Feb 12 18:48:01 #philosophy url is !topic -The_Oracle- Welcome to #Philosophy. Visit our website at Topic: What is time? - man.. I haven't been in this room since... * Aeloi checks logs hi sep of '07.. how did I go all of '08 without any #philosophy chit-chat? * Aeloi sighs heavilly 2008 was a dark age for me apparently measurement of time depends on change didn't we discuss
All I Can Say Is Wtf?!
Bottom Up! matty: no it would be ex actually said i might have to pay to do it ->matty: you want to clean my house naked and have me pay you? ->matty: lemme get this straight matty: i guess u would let me then ->matty: lmfao matty: if u lived closer i would have to offer to clean house naked for u ...i have to for people in driving distance now that i dont work ->matty: and? matty: over x.mas i agreed to be a slave for my exgf and her now her roomate ->matty: what kind of a situation matty: just wondering i am in a situation u have yahoo messanger ->matty: 7 hours why matty: how far ru from pittsburgh ->matty: sure.. matty: hi can i ask u sumthing plz
Wiping The Egg From My Face... Part 3
i got my wish today. the customer sent the guy who is acting as the engineering director for this project to see the machine run on my new program. he was quite impressed. but this was a hollow victory for me. the purpose of his visit was not to review the program with the intent of using it if it proves out. it was merely a chance for me to prove that i'm not incompetent. i found out a little while ago that the customer has already issued a purchase order to have this other company do the programming. on top of that, engineering director guy asked me about going to the customer site to install my program on the machine that has already been installed. what's the point? if they've already decided to have someone else write a new program, why waste time by having me do that? i feel like i've had a carrot dangled in front of me, only to have it pulled away just when it's within reach. i think i'll be doing beers tonight.
If Tomorrow Never Comes( Isaw This And Wanted To Share It)
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord,your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right. There will always be another day to say our "I love you's", And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can do's?" But just in case I mi
Birthday Stuff
31 March 1986 Your date of conception was on or about 8 July 1985 which was a Monday. You were born on a Monday under the astrological sign Aries. Your Life path number is 4. Your fortune cookie reads: All your hard work will soon pay off. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 6 & 7. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 3, 5 & 9. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446520.5. The golden number for 1986 is 11. The epact number for 1986 is 19. The year 1986 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/9/1986 and ending 1/28/1987. You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Hawk; your plant is Dandelion. You were born in the Egyptian month of Paony, the second month of the season of Shomu (Harvest). Your date of birth
I am eating Polar Burts which are like dip in dots..... Cotton Candy flavor..... YUMMMMMMM Just thought I would share
Complimenting Me?? Hmmm
from: chrislvgs Online (Online) United States subject: RE: hey received: 02/19/2009 07:57 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam whatever i was just complementing you chill out girl === '¡ÚPorcelain Doll¢â¡ÚCustom Comment Graphic Nerd' wrote the following at '2009-02-19 07:46:40'.. > > and now i've lost all interest in talking to you... > === 'chrislvgs' wrote the following at '2009-02-19 07:45:45'.. > > > > your boobs are hot yo
I believe there will be racism and stereotyping until the day people stop playing into those stereotypes. Don't talk about racism and discrimination if you milk welfare, have 12 kids with 13 diff women, wear your pants around your knees, and talk as if English was your 3rd language. Or if you are an obnoxious idiot with gold chains all over, greased up hair, a loud mouth that just won't shut the fuck up, and a car that you had to sell your soul for. Or if you sit on your ass all day in some ratty club with your apeheaded friends and whores, drink Vodka by the gallon, wear sports pants with leather jackets, drive a leased Mercedez to show how "rich you are" while living with your parents, and have yet to master English because "Americans are too dumb to talk to" Or if you are...a terrorist... I know I'm right, bitches
Tag... Thanks Beauty & The Mess
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I paint when I am pissed off. And people actually want to buy those paintings 2. I love to cook and I am good at it, I love to experiment with food. 3. I play the cello, 4. I have been dancing since i was 2 5. I love a clean house and i am strick about it 6. I have been told that I have the biggest heart. I will give and give and give. And most of the time I get walked all over. 7. I have broken almost every bone in my body atleast once 8. I have dyslexia. So I dont like to read and I cant spell to save my life 9. I dont watch to much tv. But I will watch CSI 10. I thrive to be a good mom to my 2
Alright 1 More
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Due to these blogs i have realized how closely I do actually know some people 2. I am very intellectual...don't let the pervy exterior fool you 3. I write some very intense stuff that I am too ashamed to share with others 4. I have a frankenbelly from extensive surgery and am contiplating getting bolts tatted over my scar 5. I spent most of my childhood homeless or in fostercare 6. Secrets are a huge turn on to me 7. I think turtles are cool because they are the only animal that can breathe out of their butt 8. I clean my toilets daily yay OCD 9. I am a minivan driving soccer mom that will crank Pante
The Graveyard By Moonlight...
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? I remember you HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? The smoke of her burning WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Love's intolerable Pain HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Xaoeteneto... Its greek, not 100% sure what it means WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Vredesbyrd WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? By myself WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Oh, Pretty woman :| oddly enough, Ive heard that from one or two of them WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Malice through the looking glass WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Black as the Devil Painteth WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Hurt and Virtue WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Nobody Hears... oddly true WHAT
Foxx Touched Me... I Mean "tagged"...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a twin brother, who surprisingly, I havent killed yet 2. I didnt get my drivers licence til I was 25 3. I speak in accents when with friends and we're out of town 4. The back top of my head is completely flat from it not healing right after a car accident, which is one of the reasons my hair is long, to hide it 5. I know all the dialog to "The Mummy" even the egyptian parts 6. I act all confident and self assured, but am really shy and have low self esteme 7. I almost RARELY leave my house anymore 8. I find graveyards extemely relaxing 9. I hate hypocrites but am one myself 10. I smo
Tagged By Tamz
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I like mac and cheese w/spam. 2. I can't sleep without two fans on me. 3. I have a bad fault of assuming everyone I meet is a good person. 4. My feet stink and sweat really bad in the winter time. 5. I watch RedTube every morning while having coffee. 6. I love boobs. 7. I take two asprin every night before I go to bed. 8. I realize that if I ever cut myself really bad, I may bleed to death. 9. I sleep with a body pillow and pretend it's you. 10. I practice mammography every chance I get. tamz lost illusion vixen kloverlynn
Tagged I'm It
I got tagged by the beautiful DownUndaXena ... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.facts one :I am not actually red headed I'm blonde and i hide it go fig., but most people don't know that one 2.Habbit one: When I get upset i bit my lip 3.I hardly cry, so when I do over someone they should know they mean alot to me 4.It takes alot to make me jelious 5.I use to be one hell of a gothic person.and if you know me now your like no way bullshit!but true i did the whole witch craft thing, black hair white face emo looking stuff for a while thank god i grew out of that:) 6.My 2 babies are my world , I live and breath for those two , an
Cracker Is In So Much Trouble For This!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate chain crap like this "tag you're it" blog. (it's mildly annoying to force me to think about myself) 2. No matter if I am logged in or not my computer must be online at all times. I have been able to have the monitor shut off...but unless the power is out the computer is on 24/7. 3. I fall in and out of infatuation as often as I read a new book. For those of you that don't know how often I's roughly between 5-18 books a month. 4. I drool on myself, my pillows, my bed, wherever I pass out. I snore very loudly too! 5. I love to spoon with my back against his stomach I don't like it the other way
Imy Made Me Do It.
Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I just got out of the shower and I iz covered in hives. This happens pretty much everytime I shower, weird. Apparently I have the water too hot, but who doesn't love scalding hot showers? 2. I can't stand open doors. If I am in a room then I will have to close all the doors completely. This is why I don't like hallways. :| 3. I don't like to swear. If I ever do then you'll know you iz in very very big trouble. :o 4. I am one of those annoying people who likes to be good at everything, I'm also the one most likely to want to compare test scores. 5. I get huffy and annoyed if I can't do something. 6. I'm a Virgo.....t
Little Life
One of my friends gave his new baby the middle name "Josephine." It's an old name, but a lovely one, and it made me think of Josephine Foster. She's a folk singer, clearly not suited to everyone's tastes, but I think some of her songs are beautiful. (And yes, some of them make me want to stick a screwdriver in my eardrum. Philips head, for extra perforation.) Foster's voice is haunting, discordant but somehow perfectly suited to a lullaby. She has the kind of voice I've heard in dreams, drifting out an open window in the nighttime. I poked around online, wanting to share some of her music with my friend. And I found this: Now I can't stop singing it. O, little life, how did you be so lucky?
Llama Leveler Of The Day
Tempting Enchantress(FuOwned by SixtyNineMunch)^Llama Leveler^{One of Sarge's Bad Girls)@ fubar all Llama Levelers will rate 100 pics. each when done kindly leave a comment below that you have done so...Thanks.
Instructions... Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog with 10 weird things,or random facts,or habits about yourself.At the end you must choose at least 5 people to be tagged,listing their names.Dont forget to leave a comment on their profile that says "your it",and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the same person that tagged you. 1. Open, honest and just a lil bit of a smart ass 2. Thinks intelligent men are wickedly HOT 3. Works in the field of education 4. Left handed 5. Favors hues of tranquil blue 6. Favorite toys include the pool in my yard, and my boat 7. Beverage of choice these days is Dr. McGillicuddy's 8. Believes kindness is beauty 9. Been to Sturgis Motorcycle Ralley 3X, and no I did not flash anyone 10. Have a billy goat named "Bob"...
Pretty Cool I'm just sayin...
Dagnabit Only Cause His Snatch Is Why I Even Bother!
I've been tagged again... damn you dave ok... 10 random facts about me and no I'm not tagging 5 other people!!! THIS MADNESS MUST END! 1. My feet hurt, bad I need a hot man in a tu~tu to rub them for me! 2. My hair stayed wet all day, I hope I don't catch another cold. 3. I kick ass at my job 4. My family loves me so much I feel like I'm going to suffocate 5. I believe in God and the Goddess..go figure 6. Gum in your hair or in a plants major monkey sweaty balls. 7. I love my fufriends...I've met several people here that open my eyes and help me not be so selfish. 8. My children mean the world to me...I've had to fight for both of them several times...and I dig it. 9. My bday is in 9 days 10. My new toy is still in the box, but two computers are fixed *dances* ~The end. mr kitty man!!!
Socks, The Clintons' White House Cat, Dies
BALTIMORE – Socks, the White House cat during the Clinton administration who waged war on Buddy the pup, has died. He was around 18. Socks had lived with Bill Clinton's secretary, Betty Currie, in Hollywood, Md., since the Clintons left the White House in early 2001. Currie confirmed Socks' death Friday evening and said she was "heartbroken." She did not give details, referring calls to the Clinton Foundation office. The foundation released a statement from the Clintons: "Socks brought much happiness to Chelsea and us over the years, and enjoyment to kids and cat lovers everywhere. We're grateful for those memories, and we especially want to thank our good friend, Betty Currie, for taking such loving care of Socks for so many years." Socks had reached his late teens — an advanced age for a cat — when reports surfaced in late 2008 that he had cancer and Currie had ruled out invasive efforts to prolong his life. "It's not a happy prognosis," presidential historian Barry
My First Auto 11's
Please leave me a Private Message if you want to receive Fubucks for rates, Fubucks paid for HH rates! please leave the name or number of the folder in the message. Thank you all for your help to my friends my family and my new friends!! Thanks so much!!
Legal Help
Ok so in late January 2008, In Kitty Hawk NC I purchased a car from an employee of mine. (For your pleasure I will give some details lol) We made a verbal agreement that I would pay him $150.00 every 2 weeks until the total balance of $1000.00 was paid off. It was a 1996 Dodge Neon 4 door. I paid a total of $300.00 for the car, in 1 month. Now, every week or so I would drive this vehicle to Norfolk Va (about 100 miles) and only to and from work any other time (2 miles) so in the one month that I had already paid for the car I put only about 650 Miles on it. During on of my trips to VA, the cars engine literally "blew-up"....according to the mechanics.... (4) that reviewed the car afterward, I apparently threw a rod and that broke off a piece of the head, of which flung into the fan, breaking off 3 blades, of which sliced a gash in the radiator. I was told by the seller that there had been a new radiator put in, and a new starter. In addition to that I personally n
Jagerbomb's Birthday
I Can't Bring Myself To Hate Her
Somebody directed me to a newspaper article in his/her local press, but I got the URL through shout, and the story identifier was parsed incorrectly, so I wound up on another story a couple orders of magnitude away. Short version: Newspaper story link screwed in shout, so I'm looking at the wrong story. But the story was about a public official involved in corruption revolving around a trip to Russia. What made me laugh was the advertising the "smart page content generator" placed on the page with the newspaper story. I'll try to paste it in here below: It seemed to me to say (in a carnival barker's voice), "Now, you, too can involve yourself in Russian corruption, just like your public officials! Click here now! Girls! Live Girls!" If this were a mumm, I could ask you to tell me whether I'm wrong, but I've decided not to parse hairs. That's been done for me. So, this seemed like a Horseman's story, since the horseman is probably acquainted with
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have A.D.D. Big time. I'm constantly squirming. My friends hate it and try relentlessly to get me to sit still for more then 1.5 minutes or stop throwing random thoughts at them. lol 2. . I almost got run over by a plane once. Yes I said plane. 3. When I'm really tired, I rub my earlobe. I have no idea why, I just do. It's a huge hint I need sleep badly. 4. I hate when people pronounce my first name incorrectly. It causes me to twitch uncontrollably and would rather use one of my middle names then hear people call me Jeannie, Jeanette or some shit. Annoys the tits off me, I swear it... 5. If I sleep more th
Fu-cleavage Of The Year Award
i must be short on caffeine today because i'm not feeling at all creative. but i saw this one scrolling by, and i couldn't let her get away. she was just too good a candidate for my fu-horror blog. what is the genetic story behind those dark little eyes and those huge, floppy pectorals? one can only speculate...
Tagged, D'oh!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a twin brother (looks a lot like me). I must be the evil one, though cos he's a priest. 2. I once broke my back in a car accident. I was in the Air Force at the time and I had a 3-day drive to report to a new posting in Nova Scotia. I was distracted by a bee that was crawling around on my leg and I took the car flying through a barrier and over an embankment...never even hit the brakes. I did a flip and three or four rolls (aerobatics display). Parts of the car were still hanging from the crash barrier. I spent the next six weeks flat on my back in a military hospital with hot and cold running nurses. Now
Come And Go
I was once told by someone,that people are going to come and go online and there was a time I didn't really believe her, but she was right and the sad part is they leave alot sooner then they uses to. Some because they found better things to do and then some who find thier not gettin what they want from me, not mentally but physically. I found u find out who ur true friends are when u try to change self and theres nothing in it for them. Its amazing how quickly they get so busy, they don't have time to chat anymore,lol, but I guess thats what they mean by truth aways comes to the light. I learned one thing never believe everything people say online, because some just tell u what u want to hear, to get what they want. Well get ur game up playah, cause I been practicing,lol * Steps back and shots the 3 pointer, with tongue out*, game point. game on baby, MUAH!!!!!, PS. Please don't ask me if its u Im refering to , If the shoe fits wear it!!!!
How Come No One Cares Any More I Need You Guys
I have been at this for over 2 hours now tossing the link out to everyone on my friend list and so far its got her 15 rates or so.. This is very tiring and hard work but I made her a promise that I would help. But omg you guys I'm for real getting so tired... Plz thank you for coming this far and if you rate them thank you again but also plz send your friends if you can. We are down about 100 rates and unless we kick some butt she they will both loose.. also people seem to repeat them selves on my friend list. I got as far as page 311 and I saw many people pop up twice by then so if I send you the link twice I'm very sorry.. I dont mean to but by page 311 and at this hour everything looks the same.. If I dont say thank you in the shout box its because I missed your shout is all.. I'm thanking all of you guys right here. So thank you so much lets get them to win this thing plz ty ty PLZ HELP THEY ARE BOTH FALLING BEHIND. ALL THEY NEED ARE RATES.. IF YOU ALL
On The Economy
In this time of impending depression.. it is important to know history. History TRULY does repeat itself..the idea that we are in a situation the likes of which has never existed is totally egocentric and ethnocentric...We are about to embark on a massive spending campaign....which in my opinion could wreck our economy for a decade if not permanently. A wise man said following: The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest we become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." Post your guess in the comments first correct answer wins.
Are You Interested ?
Club Frat Wants You We are looking for new members to join our family here at Club Frat. We are a small friendly group that shows our love by helping our family members with leveling and bombing their contests too. Please read the Club Frat "Welcome to Club Frat Main Rules" blog to see if this is for you. Please send a message to Club Frat Home page, and post a comment in the blog as well. We will be in contact with you as soon as possible. Thank you We do hope you join and become a part of our great family here at Owner....Mo_SweetAngel
Leveling Blog#402
We Never Danced@ fubarcenter> 111,000 to Godmother-She now has Auto's on:)
Any Jugglers 'round These Parts?
I'm sick. Again. Entertain me.
Play Time In The Asylum (revised)
Running through the stark white halls of the Asylum, the sickly sweet scent of blood clanged to the air. Stumbling across the blood-splattered door jams while hearing the sorrowful screams of pain and agony. Upon entering the corridor, droplets of blood scattered on the white tiled floors. As we played through-out the hallways slipping and sliding amongst the bloody floors falling to the ground becoming covered in blood from head to toe. Upon getting up from our bloody slip-n-slide, we turn our attention to a door down another hallway. Looking upon the door on a closer inspection the door appeared to be moving in a wave like motion.  Peering at one another trying to decide if we should touch the door or open it to find out what is going to appear on the other side. Finally a choice comes up with an approving answer with our minds. We opened the door widely taking a glance we come to find that it led us to an unknown place that doesn’t even seem natural. Before us is a world of no
How To Treat A Lady
you know im older ive been around the block a time or too and one thing that startles me the most is the lack of integrity in people today. come on girls you all know what im sayin, how many times have you heard the same lines over and over again? how many times have you heard those lines and thought this could be a fun, cool person to hang out with for awhile? then you meet, women know right off the bat if they would ever be willing to sleep with a guy but do they know what they are gettin themselves into? ive been there, ive met some really great guys who i would just adore hangin out with and if sex is something we both want than all the better, but then there are the guys who you meet and think damn they are hot, should I? will i ever get the chance again? and then the little devil voice inside your head says o go for it you only live once and lifes way to short not to have a good time. so you sleep with them. one thing i can give advice to a guy about, not all, cause everyone h
Oh Yeah!
I have no time to work out today, I have to go to work, but I just wanted to say, progress is AWESOME! Beginning weight: 216.5 February's Goal:Lose 8lbs. Today's weigh-in: 210.5!!! Almost there!
Sex With Me
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? SOMEONE THAT CAN LAY IT DOWN & CAN MEET OR EXCEED MY QUOTA What is something you have always wanted to try? DEEP SEA SEX What is something you have never done in bed before? UHHHH...HRMMM.. What time of day do you like to have sex? ANYTIME~! What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE... BUT WHAT YOU HEAR.. AND WHAT YOU FEEL How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? KISSING IS AWESOME...I AM A GOOD TEASE I COULD DO IT ALL NIGHT IF IT'S MOUTH KISSES.. BUT OOOO LALA WHEN THOSE KISSES TRAVEL I AM READY TO ATTACK If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?
Tawny Made Me Do It!
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Sex What is something you have always wanted to try? annal and light bondage - her not me What is something you have never done in bed before? see above LOL What time of day do you like to have sex? After noon, before dinner What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Her mouth How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? If it were a contest? Long If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Nervous. I loved Tawny's answer - Makes me Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? It makes me a little nervous yes. Bothers? No. Have you ever faked
The Originalz
ΘΔIF So you ask what kind of family we are??? Well, for one, we are 100% Original... We are a small family that in due time will grow, but for now we’re small… and well, we’re happy that way. Family is key. Our goal is not to be one of the largest groups on fubar, but to build bonds, on and beyond the fu, that the fudrama will not break nor interfere with. Original and genuine are what differentiate the ΘΔIF from the rest. We only ask a few things when you think about being part of our family... 1. A SALUTE... With out one you are no where near ORIGINAL.. you can just be another...fake. No excuses. Real people have salutes. 2. Prove to us how ORGINAL you are... we are all original in our own way... 3. Don't cry, whine, bish, or act like a fool when things don’t go your way.. cuz well that’s jus lame. Easy right??? Thought so.... So a little on what we are working towards... we wanna help people... whether it’s level them ... rate a pic i
Naked Rocker Made Me Do It! But I Liked It! Hehe
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? I need to give pleasure. What is something you have always wanted to try? Wow, this is hard..I guess to make love on a deserted island somewhere tropical. What is something you have never done in bed before? I've never snow boarded in bed. yet hehe. What time of day do you like to have sex? I like to be woken up in the middle of the night. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Hair, long beautiful hair, this applies to both men and women! How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? lol about 5 seconds if he/she is hawt! If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? lol Hope they enjo
What Happens When Life Throws You Lemons??
They say the answer to that question is to make lemonade. I say the answer is..Throw the motherfuckers back!!! I am so tired of analogies..Metaphors..ect. I am tired of so much that is going on in my life that I always keep to myself. I am honestly just ready to blow! I mean where do I start? I know the begining is always good, but even the begining isnt good enough. Ever since I have moved here..all I get from anyone back home is.."Come home...we will welcome you with open arms!!" We all know it will never be "Open Arms!" We all know what would happen if I came home. Someone would open their mouth to the wrong person..and I would be someplace I dont need to be. Or even better yet...someone would start shit all over again and use me as a god damn scape goat for their pleasure. With that I am referring to that BS that went on a few years back on Yahoo 360 that I got blamed for. Either way...most know that you couldnt pay me enough to come home. But with what is going on around
Has anyone ever wondered why some people seem to get off just by hurting others? You know the people I'm talking about don't you? The people pleasers. The heroes that never were. The ones that take credit for a job they never did or they say the right words but never respond with actions. They ones that speak a big game, yet they never played or they played only to reap the benefits. I can honestly say that I don't understand the mentality of these types of people or why even when caught, they continue to lie, or to cheat, or steal? How can they wake up every morning with a smile on their face? How do they maintain any sense of sanity while living what has to be an awful existence? HOW? I know that believing that everyone should be sincere and kind every day of their lives is not realistic. Maybe my thinking is a distorted picture of what life and/or people are really about. Maybe I am too open and too honest for my own good. Maybe the world I live in is make-believe. But
Feeling Helpless.
So I spent the better part of last night stiching up my mothers dog, because we live in the country and there are no vets open past like 5 pm. Sadly enough it was MY dog who attacked her dog. My dog is a pit and has never attacked anything or anyone in her whole life. Now im stuck trying to figure out if I risk keeping her. If it was just an isolated action. Im afraid that now she has gotten a taste for blood she is never going to be the same loving dog that I cherish. I dont know what to do. I feel so helpless. I was barely able to save my mothers dog so it was serious attack. But today my dog is acting like nothing happened. Ive been raised around big dogs and dangerious animals my who life and in any other case I would have sadly put the animal down. But I truely love my pit and I just dont know what to do. Whats worse is that because I live up in the mountains in a town full of tweekers my dog is my only friend up here. I would break my heart to have to put her d
Kudo's To Marketing
So they change the setting so you cant rate pics fast because "this is a social site". WTF now we have cherry bombs. Seems to me, that if you don't spend money (real) you get no benefits or abilities unless you level. Sure if you make Oracle. But lets be real. How long would that take you with no money spent? I know and understand this is a business just like any other. But isn't it supposed to be "A social site"? Sorry just venting a little no harm meant.
Caa #87
For one of my angels. She is in the hospital and needs all the angel prayers of healing and support we can get her! Love, Doc
Please Say A Prayer................
My mom was rushed to the hospital because she couldn't breathe and they have her on oxygen and her heart is weak. Please keep her in your prayers. I won't be on here much since I will be with her as much as possible. Thanks all!
Cyber Fights
so everyone has friends that have been cyber bullied at least once....... I have one in particular (wont name names) who doesnt take it lieing down and is fighting back. The only problem is she's had no real loss out of it...... she hasnt lost anything finanacially or lost out on a potential job.... hell she hasnt even lost friends over it. now she wants to claim fraud against the other person. fraud, in and of itself is not a crime (although it is deplorable). fraud is a means to commit a crime, which unfortunately, hasnt taken place. This other person decided to take pictures of her and create a new account making the same name. Since this is a free site and has seemingly unlimited server space, people can create multiple accounts if they choose to and it isnt illegal. They can pass themselves off as someone else and not face retribution for it. Hence why the salute system was created, to prove you are who you say you are without having to provide personal information.... w
Sugardaddy Returns!!!
Tongue2Swe...: i am old but not are very sex I just told you what I was thining... ->Tongue2Swe...: i personally would not let you anywhere near me ->Tongue2Swe...: ok well go fucking find one of those women ->Tongue2Swe...: the fact that your desperate enough to hit me up asking to be my sugar daddy two days in a row now is gross Tongue2Swe...: that is your opinion hun and I respect that but some women find me attractive ->Tongue2Swe...: your old enough to be my parent which is disgusting in itself ->Tongue2Swe...: your not even remotely attractive Tongue2Swe...: lol i never spend anything special with them and they are always calling me back...why do u hate older ppl?... ->Tongue2Swe...: do you enjoy having to buy womens attention and attraction? ->Tongue2Swe...: no they dont. they like your money. Tongue2Swe...: i don't have to hun...actually a lot of women all ages like me ->Tongue2Swe...: How many women have you raped? Tongue2Swe...: just lewt me eat you
Gone Next Week.
For those who care... brief itinerary. NYC March 2-8, may be Fu-challenged during this time. I shall still try to check in on those I miss the most. Monday, "Enter Laughing: The Musical" Tuesday, "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" (takes over for Conan, 2nd show ever) Tuesday, Mary Louise Parker in "Hedda Gabler". Opening scene, lying on a couch, essentially mooning the audience. Wednesday, "Phantom of the Opera" (again) Wednesday, "Mamma Mia" (one I've managed to avoid in any form) Thursday, Hitchcock's "The 39 Steps" Thursday, Pianist Michel Legrand at the famous jazz club Birdland Friday, "Wicked" Friday, Lincoln Center (jazz performance) Saturday, "West Side Story" revival Saturday, "Exit the King" (Geoffrey Rush, Susan Sarandon) Can't get tickets to Daily Show, Colbert Report, or anything interesting, but CAN get tickets to see Jimmy Fallon's 2nd late night show... with Jon Bon Jovi (ugh) and Tina Fey.
Now Hubby Is To The So Called Friends Resc
OKAY HERE IS A YIM THAT I RECEIVED FROM THE HUSBAND OF THE SO CALLED FRIEND THAT DIDNT HELP JESSE...IM SO TIRED OF THE LIES THEY ARE TELLING CAUSE THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND THAT THEY COULD HAVE HELPED AND DIDNT...THEY ARE PUTTING THE BLAME ON JESSE...SO MAKE YOUR ON DECISION CAUSE EVEN THOU JESSE IS NOT HERE TO SPEAK HIS MIND WE ARE TO STICK UP FOR OUR FALLEN BROTHER... lord alucard enforcer---billy sager (2/25/2009 9:08:29 PM): what nothing to say to me? Charmy (2/25/2009 9:09:08 PM): u didnt do it your fucking wife did it lord alucard enforcer---billy sager (2/25/2009 9:12:20 PM): fine can join the rest who are blameing my wife for this.because i am contacting the police for you all harassing my wife.and accuseing her of shit she didn't do lord alucard enforcer---billy sager (2/25/2009 9:12:45 PM): Oh and by court of law Charmy (2/25/2009 9:12:53 PM): what ever lord alucard enforcer---billy sager (2/25/2009 9:12:59 PM): I would not be guilty because I did not......
Taking A Break
So I'm gonna take a break from fubar for a bit. I'll be on every now and then, but due to recent incidents with my profile, it's not even fun to be here anymore. To all the people who have been true through this whole deal, I LOVE YOU!!! Twilight, ur my girl, my baby, my heart. (even tho ur fu-married to someone else If any of you want to get ahold of me, you can reach me at To all the people who hate and/or think its cool to write the people on my friends list and tell them I'm a guy, get a fucking life(PS I know who some of you are). You are fucking scum, with nothing better to do than fuck with people. Get over your sorry fucking selves. Simply put, FUCK OFF. To all those on the fence about me, get off the fence. You're either coming or going. One or the other. If you want to believe the bullshit, go ahead, I don't need you anyways. I've got friends who trust me for who I am. For who I say I am. For my words. If you don't, then your loss.
My dreams come in short burst of memories. Memories of things yet to come, things to be, just those, dreams My dreams seem to say, what a life to be, what a world to live in, what true bliss that will be My dreams come to me, as fast as you've bounded the walls, dug yourself in, and made yourself a home. My dreams are my dreams, but yet you're always in then.
Beautiful - Akon When I see you, I run out of words to say I wouldn't leave you, Cause your that type of girl, that makes mistakes I see the guys tryna' holla, Girl I don't want to bother you, Cause your independent and you got my attention And I'll be your baby father, Girl I just want to show you, That I love what you are doing I see you in the club, you gettin' down' I wanna get with you I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love That wanna get with you You're so beautiful, So damn beautiful Said your so beautiful, So damn beautiful You're so beautiful... Where'd you come from, you're outta' this world, to me You're a symbol of what a beautiful woman should be (ooh wee) I see the guys trying to holla, Girl I don't want to bother you, Cause your independent and you got my attention And I'll be your baby father, Girl I just want to show you, Cause I love what you are doing I see you in the club, you gettin' down I wanna get with you I see y
Reeka Is Dead.......
to the world...i talked to reeka this afternoon after she got out of surgery and she said besides feeling a lil sore and doped up on morphine (lucky bitch) that she is doing fine....she said she is being discharged in the morning as long as everything went ok... she should have her result of tissues samples sometime next week
Skip 1 Coffee Today & Use That Money To Help A Child In Need!
We now have to bring baby Roxan to the Wills Eye Institute in Philadelphia, PA to see Dr. Jerry A. Shields and Dr. Carol L. Shields. They deal exclusively with ocular oncology (eye cancers, tumors etc.etc) and are the best at what they do so we have high hopes for these visits and subsequent procedures. Our first appointment is March 16th, however we have a big problem. Our Florida insurance isn't accepted by them, so we have to pay out of pocket. The first visit itself is going to run us between $2000 (on the low end) and $3500 (on the high end) That will be an 8-10hour visit in which the ground work will be set and many tests will be started. Then each subsequent visit will carry a new price tag of it's own ranging from $300-$2500 per visit depending on exactly what is revealed and exactly what needs to be done. I am sure we will have several visits the first week there. These procedures and appointments are very important to us as a family and to baby Roxan as an individual,
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Weirick 2. Why 3. Willy Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Infantryman (Army) 2. Mason 3. Carpenter Three Places I have lived 1. Florida 2. Maryland 3. Sanibel Island Three TV Shows that I watch 1. I don't 2. Watch 3. Television Three places I have been 1. Afghanistan 2. Bosnia 3. Comatose Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My daughter 2. Kit 3. ex-wife Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Pizza 3. Jumbalaya Three things I would like to do 1. own a robot fuck-doll, possibly with a jet pak 2. end this medical nightmare im in 3. find a woman Three friends I think will respond 1. not 2. a 3. clue Things I am looking forward to
Fubucks For Rates Starting 4pm Fu-time 6 March
Hi Folks!! The going rate is 15,000 fubucks per 100 pic rates while my Auto 11's are activated. Send me a personal message when you are though and let me know how many pics you rated. I will send the bucks within 24 hours or less to you or whoever you want to receive them. Please do not SB me or send progress reports. Thanks, Steve
  Come check me out! Up for Auction Bid on me if you would like, or one of the other Sexy People In The Auction. All Bids Appreciated. And show the Host Some Luv Too... He Rawks!!! Click the Pic and Show sum luv...
Have Tumor - Going To Hospital
Going to hospital the first of the week, perhaps on Monday to see about getting tumor removed - might be gone for days or not sure how long. Do not know as yet if I will be dealing with cancer or not. The tumor is located on the side of my neck and has become too large in past few days - might be a tricky operation for the surgen to deal with, got no money so doctor will be someone who is willing to get paid from funds set aside at hopital for those with limited insurance coverage.
Now This Is Funny About Me?! Demon Vs. Purgie On Yahoo!
purgie.ownz: u r pissed at me and that is ok with me www.demon_inc: a little sis purgie.ownz: i speak my mind and what i think www.demon_inc: cause what you was asking me to do on the phone wasnt right at all just cause you dont know someone you automaticly dont like em i dont understand your logic in that at all purgie.ownz: well www.demon_inc: well i am speaking mine as well purgie.ownz: i hate people purgie.ownz: i really hate females purgie.ownz: and i truely hate blondes www.demon_inc: i am not going to break it off with her just cause you dont know her and you already dont like her thats i realy dont see you logic in that how can you like or dislike someone if you have noe ever met the person in the first place ? purgie.ownz: because i am me www.demon_inc: and well just because you dont know her you automaticly dont like her purgie.ownz: yep that sounds good to me purgie.ownz: i have my reason's www.demon_inc: lol and your wanting me to break it off with her for no
My Screen Name
screen names. how important they are depends on how you came up with it. some people use long stretched out names and some people stick to basic names. copy the questions and answer them in a blog. what does yours mean? how did you pick your screen name? the movie blade character, i thought it had a nice ring to it have you changed your screen name and how many times? once...when i started fu i was known as gmacc and recently just dropped frost off does anyone else have your same screen name? yes... a few even have deacon frost have you added someone elses name to yours? why? no I havent do you use the same screen name on other websites? yes... if its unavailable i add some type of symbols to it if another person uses you same screen name, woud you keep it or change it? im keeping mine if you keep it, would you ask the other peson to change theirs? nope...unless they are doing something that confuses them for me with friends
Why Say It If You Are Not One
they say Lesbian dont need a man right so why is it that they say they dont need a dick when in fact they do like my friend said all woman need dick weather it be with a man or a dildo they still need a dick so stop saying you are a Lesbian no iam not bashing anyone becuse i have a few Lesbian friends i just think its stupid to say so after all you dont see gay man saying they need a pussy do you never hear that
seriously, i have two nsfw folders that have pictures in them. i had one unlocked to friends, the other to family. when i started getting the assholes in my shoutbox that couldn't understand that having a picture up did NOT mean i wanted to fuck them, i locked the second album back to family. now, the album names are "don't bother asking for more..." and "don't ask, you can't see them" ... you'd fucking think people would figure that meant "don't fucking ask"... but no, of course not. yet again today someone asked to see all my folders... now, at some point i will probably unlock the one that was unlocked originally, but people you're NEVER going to see all my pictures unless I FUCKING DECIDE TO UNLOCK THEM OR ADD YOU TO FAMILY. absoFUCKINGlutely NOTHING you say will EVER make me do it. so for future reference: the answer to "can i see all your folders" is "no, but now you can be blocked for being an asshole considering it says not to ask." oh and btw, stupidity WILL be m
Cell Phone Survey
1. What is your current ringtone? Me, Myself, and I 2. What is your current wallpaper? A picture I took at the UNC basketball game I went to. 3. Do you own a picture phone? I sure do. 4. If so, what was the last picture you took? The snow outside. 5. Go to your text message inbox and type what the 10th text message says? "Sounds like a plan! Can I watch?" 6. How many contacts do you have on your phone? No clue, but I know it's a lot. 8. Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone? My mom. 9. What service do you have? Verizon - unlimited txt, pix, and flix messages! 10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service? 4. 11. Who's on your speed dial numbers? My dad, my mom, Lexi, and Tim 12. Do you have voicemail? Well duh. 13. How many contacts that start with the letter J do you have and who are they? 38. I'm not listing them all. 14. Who do you call the most? Depends. Probably my mom. 15. How
...that's V
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Valarie 2. A four letter word: vent 3. A boy's name: Victor 4. A girl's name: Vicky 5. An occupation: vet 6. A colour: violet 7. Something you wear: velcro...haha 8. A food: vegetables 9. Something found in the bathroom: vicks vabor rub 10. A place: vet (Greg said Vagina...lmaooo) 11. A reason for being late: voting 12. Something you shout: 13. A movie title: Valentine 14. Something you drink: Vanilla shake..haha 15. A musical group: Van Halen (ty 16. An animal: Vulture 17
209 Kali Latina
HEY EVERYONE....209 KALI LATINA IS THE MEMBER OF THE WEEK FOR MAR.2-MAR. 8TH.....PLEASE GO SHOW HER LOTS OF LOVE....CONGRATS GIRL!!!!! ~~•2o9 Kali LaTina•~~ *2nd Alarm Hottie* **Zodiak Leveler** ~Owned by Estilofrio405~
Us Military...
First off I wanna say FUCK YOU! to all the spineless ass motherfucker that cant stand behind their soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines... So, FUCK YOU!!! And to all of you that are willing to support us from the bottom of my heart, Thank you so very much... Now if you are still reading this and havent yet get off your as and go thank the closest vet for everything they gave you... For thoses that are a bit slower than others vets gave you your freedom... Now I am a US soldier proudly serving my country in Iraq, and my father and brother are also vets... This is my second tour and everytime i go anywhere in the US i hear the same stupid bullshit from ignorant ass people, like i wouldnt give my life for this country, or why are you wasting your life?... Like i said I PROUDLY serve my country and I AM willing to give my life for what I love, my family, my friends, my country, and my freedom. I want to make sure my little boy has a place to grow up without a terrorist threat knocking on
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: sarah 2. A four letter word: shit 3. A boy's name: sam 4. A girl's name: sadie 5. An occupation: sadist (professional of course) 6. A colour: ssssssssssblue i dunno 7. Something you wear: shoes 8. A food: spagetti 9. Something found in the bathroom: sponge 10. A place: south dakota 11. A reason for being late: sick 12. Something you shout: STFU 13. A movie title: sarah 14. Something you drink: soda 15. A musical group: system of a down 16. An animal: snake 17. A street name: seventh 18. A type of car
All the cool kids are doing it... It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Erika 2. A four letter word: Ease 3. A boy's name: Ed 4. A girl's name: Eileen 5. An occupation: Engineer 6. A colour: Eggplant 7. Something you wear: Earrings 8. A food: Eggs 9. Something found in the bathroom: eyeshadow 10. A place: Eagle River 11. A reason for being late: Emergency 12. Something you shout: Eureka! 13. A movie title: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 14. Something you drink: Eggnog (well, *I* don't drink it...) 15. A musical group: Eagles 16. An animal: Elk
Robbed From Psyche
Stole this because im bored....enjoy 1. What is your best friends name? dave 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? blue boxers 3. What are you listening to right now? nazareth 4. Whats your favorite number? 13 5. What was the last thing you ate? leftover souvlaki 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? tan 7. How is the weather right now? warm, sunny but gonna rain soon 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? donna 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes/boobs simultaneously 10. Do you have a significant other? Nope 11. Favorite TV show? naked archeologist on history intl 12. Siblings 1 bro and 2 sisters 13. Height? 5'10" 14. Hair color brown/silver 15. Eye Color? brown 16. Do you wear contacts? not putting anything in my eye 17. Favorite Holiday? st pats day 18. Month? may 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? last time i cried was when my dad died in 1986
Rainbows And Death
Stinky Asian Breath. that is all.
Like You Care
Someone asked me why I go by "Penny Dreadful". My explanaition is this: google my monicker and you will get a history of the penny dreadful. It's a nod to the former Horror Hound and the love we share for all things vintage, slasher flicks, and the macabre in general. I'm also really bitchy to most people, so dreadful sounded like the perfect adjective. Pretty simple, I thought.
Best Quote Ever
"There is no thrill equal to looking into some guys eyes and thinking "I don't know your name, you don't know mine...but for the next 8 minutes we are going to rock this gas station bathroom right off its foundation." and then just drive off in opposite directions."---Barney's Mom on HIMYM
New Rude Comment! This guy just sent me a shout that said "Wow, you're a fat and ugly number." I tried to reply to him but of course he had blocked me. Typical SKINNY coward. ugh.
The First Letter
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Beth 2. A four letter word: Band 3. A boy's name: Brandon 4. A girl's name: Bandy 5. An occupation: Bus boy 6. A colour: burghandy 7. Something you wear: Beth 8. A food: Blueberries 9. Something found in the bathroom: Bath salt 10. A place: Boston 11. A reason for being late: Broke down 12. Something you shout: Biotch!!!!! 13. A movie title: Brokeback Mountain 14. Something you drink: Beer 15. A musical group: Bullet For My Valentine 16. An animal: Bobcat 17. A street name: Benson 18. A type of car:
Wtf Is A Wolverine?
I get this question a lot. I guess it is like a wild beaver. Do you think you could handle a wild beaver?
The Kidney Hell
Ok all i go into the hospital tomorrow 3-4-09 Wednesday to have my right kidney taken out so i wont be on for a while you can still leave your hugs an kisses i love them all mwahhh mwahhh mwahhhh and thank you too all my friends on here for all the support you give me yes Deanne the big bad bounty hunter is scared lol all of u who know the people who live near me that are on here and that are friends will keep you posted on whats going on and how iam doing so sweeties i wont be on after today for a while so be good think good things and i love ya ..... Deanne Always think about others, and always lend a hand!! You dont know when one day you might need that hand .....
Chain Comment Kiss... Pass It On... Xoxo
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Is It True?
I have been having one fucking nightmare after another these last fews weeks and I think I need to take a break.I have court tomorrow and just spent another two hours in attorny office this after noon.I don't know if it will be for a day or days or maybe weeks but I need to try and figure out what I need to do over this horrible mess and I need to do this alone.This I use too.I know there are many who care and some that just need to see pictures.Either way I go for now.I will keep myself online but please don't expect me to talk at this time.I need to breathe.Thanks to all my friends for understanding and I sorry for blowing gasket last night in lounge.I think I finally hit my breaking point.So it true that sometimes you do feel like a nut and sometime you don't.Right now in life it is nuts and I no wish to bring anyone into this until I get it straight.It is my mess and I will fix it. Thanks Mimi
Llama Leveler Of The Month
Funny European Car Ad
I Don't Know...
I have always tried to be as nice to people as I can be. Treat others with respect and you should receive the same in return. At least that is how it should work, not everyone feels the same way. Or is it that some people just don't care? Everyone has a different opinion on things, people, situations. Some people think respect is earned not given. I think trust is earned not respect, that is just me. I do have some trust issues with people which I'm sure a lot of people do. I always try to be as nice to anyone I meet as you never know how they will perceive you. A little respect goes a long way, at least I think so. I know a lot of people will have different opinions about all of this.
Phone Plan?
So I thought about MuMMing this and then realized it'd be way too long. Then I tried blogging it and then went stupid and clicked a link and lost it. So this is the second attempt on this and it better work. Sorry it's long, deal with it. I'm thinking about getting a new phone. If I do that, it would change my plan. I'm guessing it's because I'd be going from a Kyocera Wildcard to a Helio Heat. I'll let you all know the "details" of each phone and the cost and what I'm getting with each plan. That way you all can tell me if it's worth it. What I have now: Details: FEATURES * Bluetooth® Wireless Technology[can't get music from other phones] * Dual Color Screens 128 x 128, 65k TFT External Display 128 x 160, 65k TFT Internal Display * Camera 1.3 megapixel camera with flash * Web Browser * Mobile Email * Mobile IM * Games My Plan: $24.99 Monthly Plan 200 Anytime Minutes/$24.99 per month Includ
After a horribly mangled mumm... Go to their SB, they said... =================================== ->Dj*Sl1pkn0...: not just your sexuality, nor your preference for small male specimens; but your general lack of comprehension and perpetration of faggotry in its purest form Dj*Sl1pkn0...: what do i care i kno my sexuality preference...does it matter honestly wht u guys think....? ->Dj*Sl1pkn0...: wtf are you talking about? Im asking you if you want tosee how much of a fag others think you are Dj*Sl1pkn0...: get bent Dj*Sl1pkn0...: so stfu Dj*Sl1pkn0...: no i didnt think so Dj*Sl1pkn0...: you guys even matter? Dj*Sl1pkn0...: u guys provide me to live? Dj*Sl1pkn0...: u guys pa my buills? Dj*Sl1pkn0...: i dont care what u fucks say Dj*Sl1pkn0...: i could care less i was doing it for points ->Dj*Sl1pkn0...: would you a link to the blog and see what everyone else thinks? Dj*Sl1pkn0...: Try harder next time Dj*Sl1pkn0...: U to me later when
Gran Torino
When I first saw the trailer for this movie, I admit I laughed a little. Old man Clint Eastwood looking like he's trying to be "Dirty Harry" again... All "raspy-voiced" and "making gun gestures with his hand", I was like "okay Mr Eastwood, retire already...". And then, I started to hear from some of my favorite movie friends I should watch the film. From the way they described it, I still wasn't interested in seeing a movie about an over-the-hill Clint Eastwood making racist remarks and acting "grumpy". Yet, everytime I talked to anyone who saw it, they told me I NEED to see it, for this reason or that... So, I was bored this morning and my dude had lent me a copy of the movie... ...and I'm glad he did. The movie was NOT what I expected, I found myself at one point hoping it never ended. For some reason, I was caught up in the characters' lives, whether it was good writing or good acting, I don't know... ...but I was HOOKED. Now I'M one of "those" peopl
She Needs Your Prayers
Our Thoughs And Prayers Are With Tracy And Her Family Tonight. Her Stepdad Was Taken Ill Last Monday After Suffering A Massive Heart Attack. But Sadly He Lost His Battle For Life At 10.30pm Tonight (uk time). So Please Keep Tracy And Her Family In Your Thoughts By Stopping By Her Page Sending Her Fu Love. TRÄÇ¥ {§håÐðw Lêvêlêr †êåm LêåÐêr}@ fubar Bully Brought To You By ~♡~§ÚMMÈR~♡~§håÐðw~Lêvêlêr~ Öwñêr~Ö£~Èrð†ï¢Ðrêåm§~@ fubar
Touch Me Madly - 2
I'm done here...maybe I'll scan the grocery store for some late night meat. Unfortunately, I'd have to be charming and witty and the only thing I'm exuding is through my veins...I need it...badly. Hard to calm down lately. Every year it gets harder. I let my head hang and grit my teeth until my jaw pops ... my heart slows enough and I feel safe enough to move. My hand drops to my bare thigh and the touch of skin on skin...even my own...starts my heart racing again. I probably should have put on some panties before I left but I love how the wind caresses up my legs in my favorite mini-skirt. The room goes black and all noise gets filtered out except for the constant bass of the music and it pulses through my body, helping move my need from my fingers through my thighs. Suddenly I'm all alone in my head. Nothing else matters but the wetness between my legs. My left hand lightly runs its fingers across my exposed chest...slowly dipping into my cleav
Hayden Maie is finally HOME!!! She turned 1 month old today! She is doing good. Wiggle worm at that! Just had to express my excitement!!!! To all of you that let me vent about my frustration of her being in the hospital so long, thank you tons. I am so very happy that my niece is home *hugs*
If You Don't Care, Don't Read
anyhow, it's just been one of those days. every time i start enjoying something in my life, something else comes crashing in on it. honestly, i thought i wanted to get it all out, but then i realized, you people really don't need that much insight into my life. suffice to say i want to disappear... i want to take someone with me, but i want to disappear from the rest of this shit. anyhow, if you try to talk to me tonight/tomorrow and i completely blow you off, it's not you, it's everyone else. and right now, i refuse to distinguish between friends and everyone else. if you knew me before, you're used to this, if you didn't, might as well get used to it now or walk away. /hugs to the ones worth hugging ~sin
Jamie's Story
Nobody knew, not even her best friend back home in California knew. Every day it gnawed at her, relentlessly, oppressively, like a blanket of smog over Manhattan on a hot humid summers day! Back in RiverOaks, everyone thought that she was the "All American Girl", prom queen, National Honor Society, blonde hair, blue eyes, singing in the church choir every Sunday, volunteering at the hospital, everyone's favorite girl!!! "Well," thought Jamie to herself, as she stirred her coffee and stared out at the pedestrians on 57th St., "if they only knew!" She had denied it to even herself until she was fifteen, but her total lack of interest in boys, and let me tell you, they were definitely interested in her, and her seeming attraction to members of her own sex only confirmed what she had been feeling since she five years old! "What a laugh," she thought again, "all those do-gooders and the right wing Christians feeding the public the old line that "gays are made not born", well she was here to
New Car?
Hey everyone I would like some help with this one. I am looking at buying a new car when I get home from Iraq and my price range is up to 36000 I have some choices I really like but I am open to suggestions. Tell me what you would pick and why preferably from this list though. Chevrolet Colorado Chevrolet Monte Carlo (if possible to find new) Chevrolet Silverado Ford Mustang Hyundai Genesis Hyundai Tiburon Mitsubishi Eclipse Mitsubishi Lancer Pontiac G5 Pontiac G6 Pontiac Solstice Saturn Astra Scion tC Yes I would love to put the Corvette and Camaro on there but I haven't been able to price the Camaro and I do believe they are both out of my price range. P.S. More to come
Not That Great,but Thanks
This is late,but oh well....How was your morning? Most people say good,great or ok. This is my morning/night....I get a migraine and go to bed at 8 p.m. Next thing I hear is "I don't like this...ralph!!!!!!!" my son has thrown up on my bed again! He is leaning over the bed heaving...I am half awake thinking..."what the hell?!" I get him off the bed and he stands there heaving! I said "Run,run up the stairs! No,don't stop! Run!" He makes it to the bathroom and is good to go. I get him cleaned up and he walks over to the couch and passes out. Lucky him. I walk back downstairs yank my bed clothes off and throw them in the washer. It's 1 a.m. I am wide awake and thinking "Nice,I love sleeping in the recliner,really I do". My dog is looking at me with sad eyes as to say he is sorry for my night. I am looking at him saying "your ass gets skunked again and I am killing you!" He yawned,rolled over and went back to sleep. I stared at fubar til 4 a.m. and finally fell asleep in the recliner. So
Happy Hour Contest!!!!!
I feel like drinking a red beer... I know, I know, not the best choice to screw up with, but ya...mmmmmmmm Perhaps it reminds me of my childhood. My mom would wake up in the am on the weekends pop open a beer add her v-8 and go to town... *can smell the barley and spices now* Anyway, if the craving continues, I'll go by a damn v-8 and have me a virgin red beer *sips on her yummy joe* This week...has been very stressful; 1. Two of my good friends lost their fathers on the same day *shoots death in the eyeball* 2. I received a new work schedule, one account was the wrong address, the other was sooooo freakin' hard to find... I found both 3. My stepdad (who has been missing for over a year) calls and sings me happy birthday and is coming to visit today. 4. My birthday resolution was to get my head out of my ass and be more proficient at work...paperwork, BLAH! 5. Our ex~employer appealed the damn unemployment, and the hearing was this week...we'r
Founders Message
Dear Members, This message is on accountability. Sometime back a message blog was posted stating that we we're lacking on this once again I'm looking and finding the same people if not others not helping out. On a daily basis Llama Leveler of the day is posted along with a few level ups. We can't function as a team with out your support. I will be reviewing blogs to see who is and who isn't helping out. I'll be the one sending you personally a letter as to what the issue is. We all need to get back in gear and help out and make the Llama Levelers the Family it is. So lets get back in the swing of this. Dave Founder Llama Levelers
Ahh the glory days of college, When i was in college i was hopelessly helplessly in love with a girl named Paula. man i would have killed for tis woman I loved her so much. We spoke of marriage and kids after i She finished her degree and i compleated my infantry officers basic course After i compleated my degree program and I got My commision as a 2nd Lieutanant in the Army.. Well iw ent to Fort Benning Ga for the 4 month course and i got a dear John letter. Come to find out old paula took everything in my apartment also and moved in with some Black Marine... Well i havent seen paula in year but she called me out of the Blue the other day... how she found me Ill never know. She was "Sorry" things didnt work out and she took all my belongings yadda yadaa. I just kinda said OK and hung up. Well the other day i heard a Song by the ALL AMERICAN REJECTS called "GIVES YOU HELL" The song fit my feelings towards Paual to A "T" This song goes out to paula and all you women out theyre th
Friends W/benefits Or F*ck Buddies,what Is Your Take?
Just fishing for your thoughts on "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" I may be completely wrong, but a friend with benefits is definately not the same as a "FUCK BUDDY" or is it ? What are your thoughts ???.........I seem to think friends with benefits are friends first where as fuck buddies are just that...........just another fuck .
From The Mouth Of My Daughter!
My daughter was supposed to go to a choir concert yesterday for her school. It was from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. She would only sing once and have to stay for the entire thing. She is a straight A student so,when she asked if she could get out of it I said yes. She stayed the night at a friends house last night and apparently went shopping this morning. I get a phone call... Her...Omg,Mr ChoirTeacher is here! What am I going to do?!? Me...Ummm,go through the check out? Her..No,no,no!!! I was supposed to be at the concert! Me...It's ok,I will take care of it tomorrow. I walk downstairs and my cell is going off...Text from her... 1st text...Omg! We are so phucked!! 2nd test...Nevermind,he left. She will be baking cookies at her friends house lol
My Last Day
Hey friends, after monday the 9th I will no longer be on here to talk at least until I find a job. My father told me today that I am no longer allowed on here until I can find a job. I want to let everyone know I will miss you all and that I hope you all try and keep in touch. Big Hugzz Stacie P.S. Here is my cell number if you should need to reach me for anything 1-417-429-6545 you can always SMS me from yahoo- if you need to. If I dont respond its because I am out of minutes. P.S.S. I may be able to hop off and on here once in a while..but only wednesdays-saturdays-after 2pm my time! Hugzzz All
It Went...
So I just got back from seeing my Dad this weekend. I have to say it went great. Had fun and he wants me to come back down there. As a matter of fact he's mentioned more than once that he wants me to move down there. I don't know though. No life changing news from him, so that's good. He just showed me his new house and all the land that he owns. We talked, it was good. That's about it, lol.
#1 Friend, #1 Fam And So On...
OK. I wanted to post something about this awhile back and never did. I'm curious what other people think and how they feel about this, but I also just need to vent. The "this" I'm referring to is the whole issue of numbering your "fufamily" and "fufriends". Why is it so important to people??? Is it a status thing or what? Because of some things that I was going through at the time, and some thinking I'd done, a few months ago I removed the numbering system from my friends and family list. No one had the #1 spot anymore, or #2 and so on. Apparently it upset some people, one of which was a person who'd been a friend of mine for 8 years. Makes you question the strength of that friendship, eh? I do understand that it's easier to find people if they are in your top friends or family, or that some people number them as a result of an auction, or what have you. I have put someone in the #1 spot when they have autos on, or are in a contest in order to make them easier found by people
Dumb Questions, Even Dumber Answers Part 3
another gem from the show -"What do you think about homeopathic marriage?" -"Isn't that illegal?" ...
Before I Hit The Road! Thank You !
Just a few things to do on the fu before hitting the road! I will log in as I can from coffee houses when I'm in a town. Maybe some one has Internet out that way. we will see! If I settle in well I may stay all next winter. Id like to thanks every one for being as nice as you are too me. I hear all the time how people are mean out here, but I don't really see it much. Much happiness to everyone, and for those that are in my photo collections like my status changes "see Sweet Fu Love" hugs to you all! To all my Fuexes I still Fu-love you all of my sweet fuexes, Even if its so "old news" and its more acceptable now that you can Pay for a real one! You all are in a slide show on my profile! my two muses the making of the art work was a fantastic time for me you gave me so much and your in my heart! I wont ever forget you! Kisses! To the friends who have added me and deleted me or deleted their account and never added me back! you guys are the best! oh the
Yes It's That Time Again....
I am in an auction, come bid on me, Please :)
Negative Calorie Foods: Foods That Actually Make U Lose Weight From Eating Them
Negative Calorie Foods: foods that actually make u lose weight from eating them cause u burn more then what there worth canceling out good natural sugar carbs ... Negative Calorie Foods: asparagus celery lettuce beets onions broccoli carrots (not baby carrots-added sugar on those) spinach garlic apples cranberries raspberries strawberries chili peppers green beans ice water green cabbage cauliflower cucumbers papayas turnips zucchini grapefruit mangos oranges pineapple tangerines raw bell peppers black berries blue berries lemons limes watermelon cantaloupe prunes tomatoes kiwi
Vip Contest
Double Standards
Ok SOOOOO...I got my comments back! Yay! But I have been threatened with deletion if I violate the TOS and was told by Scrapper not to post hate. I never posted hate..the clown bitch attacked me and I fought back...and I am still not quite sure what exactly I did that violated the TOS...aside from cussing on an "adult website" So do I ask Scraaper what it is that I did and explain the situation more fully to avoid trouble next time? Or take it without a kiss and censor myself from now on. Because to be brutally honest if I have to watch every fucking thing I say....I wont be on much.
I went to the dentist this morning. And I've discovered that I really enjoy having someone scrape my teeth and floss them for me. I don't know what it is. I feel so weird. But I like having someone's hands in/around my mouth. I'm such a weirdo. I had no cavities and everything looked great, said the dentist. My insurance is gone on my birthday. But I have to see an oral surgeon about my wisdom teeth. I'm almost 23 years old and I still need braces. Ugh. I don't have the money for that, but I'm tired of my messed up toofies. By the way, I got a purdy mouf now. I'm done rambling now. You may continue about your day.
My #1
Ok my friends, lets show my bestie some love, she is just 508 away from disciple!! Love her hard!! peace & all that@ fubar
Leveling Blog 423
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Prettiest Bra And Lingerie Contest
Please help me out with a prettiest bra and prettiest lingerie contest! Just click on the photos and rate rate rate!! Please click on both pics and rate me!! Thank you and much love!
Pay Back For Women
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping
The Obama Deception
So Close!!!
SO FRIGGIN CLOSE! 16 K from Godfather PLZ HELP!!! Ta Tas@ fubar and this sexy woman is trying to help someone with the spotlight with her autos go love on her as well!! ☂ ώετÇåt ☂@ fubar
Troys In A All Rate Contest. Pls Come Rate Him!
PLS COME ONE COME ALL AND RATE MY PIC. THIS IS AN ALL RATES CONTEST I NEED ALL MY FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND FANS TO RATE ME.. CLICK PIC AND RATE PLS!! THANK YOU! PONYBOY1966!! Brought to u by the one and only Pervable Jen lol ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ ~*Dirty South Crew*~@ fubar
The War Of Fake Vs. Real Continues..
..the culture war of real vs. Fake continues...look at all this wasted bling on a fake.. »-(¯`v´¯)-»INKED UP»-(¯`v´¯)-»@ fubar Real porn girl also found at : This bulletin was posted and busted by: Don Tweek ~ of the Pu$$ycat Pimp ~ Honeymooner 2 Freakstar@ fubar Show him some love, and thanks for the support as always :D
Celebrating My Son!
> > I very PROUDLY watched my son, who is a freshman, play in his FIRST JV Baseball game scrimmage yesterday!! Since it was a scrimmage, all 20 players played and got to hit once - he got a double in his only at bat. To celebrate his making the team as a 9th grader, I will be activating an auto 11 today @7:00pm EDT (4:00pm Futime)!!!!! It will run until Sunday, March 15, 2009, 7:00pm EDT (4:00pm PDT)!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! P.S., I will also be returning some "bomb" love to peeps, going all the way back to the end of Feb. So, my SB will be off so I can concentrate on hitting as many of them as possible!
Float On Modest Mouse
Modest mouse float on~ I backed my car into a cop car, the other day Well he just drove off, sometimes life's ok I ran my mouth off a bit too much, oh what did i say Well you just laughed it off, it was all ok And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on any way, well A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam It was worth it just to learn from sleight-of-hand Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands Good news will work its way to all them plans We both got fired on exactly the same day Well we'll float on, good news is on the way And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on, alright Already we'll all float on Now don't you worry we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Alright don't worry we'll all float on Alright already and we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Alright don't worry even if The Tub
Ok...most of you have asked for some more risque pictures of myself...So..I thought I would oblige...Here you I've said before...It's not that big of a deal... :)...You might have to scroll down a bit....
I had one of my pictures reported and rated nsfw today. I moved it out of my default folder. I really don't understand how fubar can be so inconsistent on what is considered nsfw. Some of these point whores on here are practically naked. This is very unfair.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18 Social events involving the arts or spiritual studies could take place today, and new people who share your interests could appear on the scene. Love and romance could take on a fairy tale aura, dear Aquarius. You might see both current and potential love partners through rose-colored glasses, seeing only their endearing traits. This is fine, and you should enjoy it as long as you don't get caught up in unrealistic expectations. They're human just like everyone else.
I Feel So Bad And Guilty
I cant stop crying. This is one of the worst nights of my life. It will sound silly to some of you but to me and my family it was horrible. Tonight I went to my grandmothers house and had a nice dinner with my family. My mother brought over her beloved chihuahua Rocky. I bought him for her 5 years ago when her other little dog who by chance was named Rocky too got ran over. Well my dad went on home and I told him that I would bring my mom and the dog home after she finished doing my hair. Well we left and I said lets stop at the carwash so I can get the trash out of my car since your with me and I wont be alone. Mind you it was 11pm at night. Well she got out of the car with me and Rocky was right by her feet and she put him back in the car and what do you know he jumps out and takes off running for the road. I ran as fast as I could after him but he got struck by a car and killed right in front of us. My mother fell to the ground screaming and crying. I ran to the road to try and see
Well.. Bid on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it ends tonight!
I Lost....
i lost 10lbs. im soooo happy...just another 40lbs to go abd i have to lose it by June 18th!!
I Have No Clue
So my weekend away kind of sucked. I was bored most of the time and my only excitement was going to a new Wal-Mart. I wrote a blog before I left on Friday saying people could text me..but I didn't really have service. If I was outside or in my friends camper I had one bar..other than that..NOTHING. So if I pissed anyone off for not answering them, sorry. Not really my fault. I think I only had 2 people that sent me a text that I could answer. When I got home I got bombed with "you have a new text message". I think by the time my phone stopped..I had about 10 new messages. Now why I was able to get a few texts from some people and not everyone else..I have no clue. My phone is possessed I tell ya. Anyway, I didn't answer anyone back when I got home because, well, they were all from people that are on here, lol. Figured I'd just write this and then they'd know. I finally get in a car to come home. It's my stepdad..he's not too happy that he has to pick me up and lets me know by spinn
Lounge/radio Naming Contest
ok this is a contest to rename 7 Deadly Sins Radio, ONE entry per person post your entries here winner will recieve 1 Million FuBucks Contest Starts Now and Ends Friday March 20th
A Poem For The Real Friends That Care
I Spin Out Of Control In The Darkness Of The Abyss. Wondering Where Is The Light That Is Promised TO Me. I Can't Eat. I Can't Breath. I'm So Tired I Can't Sleep. Why Get Out Of Bed? Would Anyone Care If I Was Dead? Would They Miss The Person I Was And The Love I Gave Everyone Or Just Miss The Fact I Was Gone? Would They Miss The Way I Made Them Laugh Or The Way I Was There To Listen To Their Problems and Try To Make Them Feel Better Or Just Let Me Slip Into A Faded Memory? Then I Open My Eyes And Realize That I Am Alive People Do Care. They Do Love Tommy The Person and Not MEM The Fu Person. They Care What He Goes Through And They Would Care If He Was Gone. So This Is Why I Awake To Another Day Every Day To Continue To The Live Through My Dark Days Because I Know I Need My Friends And They Need Me. So To All That Read This Follow It's Advice Because You Have A Friend In Me And Maybe Just Maybe Someone Is Closer To Giving Up And May Need A Friend In You. I Love You All Fam. Tom
A Plea From A Caring Person During Times Of Change
Times Are Changing As So You See. PPl Type On A Comp. Instead Of Speak. The First Black President Is In Office And He Gets Dissed. Mp3 players took over the compact Disc. Countries Are Fighting PPl Are Dying And Mothers Are Crying. The Sorrow That Brings Us Together Also Tears Us Apart No Happiness Is In Sight. It's Just Like A Starless Night. Everyone Wants To Fight No One Is Tight. We Rather Launch A Missile Than Fly A Kite. Cites Are In Shambles The Economy Is A Mess and We Still Don't Understand The Power We Have. I Ask You Today As A Person Who Cares To Please Spread Love To Someone That Needs It Most. Pass A Hug And Not A Gun. Tell Someone How You Feel and spread some love to this dark world and maybe just maybe We can bring beauty to this dark decaying world.
What Your Birthday Month Says About You.
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... JANUARY=SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to
The Cracker Challenge
Well Aren't I Observant?!
I just noticed that the blog backgrounds are no longer red! this is teh awesome jus sayin :P
Bringing Back An Old Blog...
Since its that Irish time of year again I thought I'd bring back an old limerick written by Paddy O'loco himself... I once new a girl from Minnesota She was a talented deep throata She give you some thrills Going down on your pills and swallowing cause she's 'spoda
Me And Cant...aint She Bootiful
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Ever just been so annoyed with someone that the very fact that they are breathing makes your want to judo chop their windpipe?
Why is it.. that i used to NEVER break out... and suddenly.. i break out constantly...never washed my face with anythign but water either... but only on ONE cheek.. but they are bad!! and it is hell to cover the blemishes! AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i just bought some face wash to see if i can make it stop.... blarg
I am not meant for the stay at home mom gig. Its been a week and I'm ready to strap my daughter down to her bed with tie downs! Ugh. Halp!
Rammstein- Ohne Dich
My Diagnosis...
You guys/women are some awesome friends!!!! Thank you for being here for me...It truly means alot!! I went to Dr.s...had an EKG...which the results were not good at all, so needless to say, I was sent to E.R...had more testing there... So far as of todays date, 3/18/2009 I was diagnosed with having SupraVentricular Tachycardia and very severe anxiety... Ventricular Tachycardia is nothing to play with, here is the what it means below.. Tachycardias are divided into two categories: supraventricular and ventricular. Supraventricular tachycardias (SVTs) These rapid heartbeats originate in the heart's upper chambers (the atria) and interfere with the efficient flow of blood into the ventricles. The most common SVTs are: •Atrial fibrillation •Atrial flutter •Atrioventricular (AV) nodal reentrant tachycardia •Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome (trioventricular reentrant tachycardia) •Sinus tachycardia •Junctional tachycardia Ventricular tachycardias These fast heart rhythms
A Quickie..but Damn Its A Good
Im sitting in my office horny as fuck and cant stop thinking about how badly Im in need of some nice hardcore fucking right now.. Id love to feel your cock pounding in my tight wet cunt right now.. I just want to wrap my lips so damn tight around your cock until I feel you throb in my mouth.. I want to spit all over your cock and feel it running across my lips.. just tease my mouth with it... I want every fucking inch down my throat until I choke on it and feel you pull it out of my mouth and smack my face with it.. I want to feel your fingers inside of my pussy just fucking my tight hole while you violently fuck my mouth like it was my bald pussy.. GODDAMN... Id love to feel you stand me up and tie my tits up and feel you tease my nipples with your mouth.. I want to feel your teeth sinking into my pale skin..marking my body.. i want to feel your fingers pulling on my nipple rings..smacking my tits..watching them turn red instantly.. I want to watch you stand in front of me and stroke
Move To Us, Pt Ii
The relatives (dad's 3rd cousin and his wife) took us to the place where we were gonna stay. It was a nasty Russian-owned 14 story building with a non working elevator, and ofcourse our apt was on a 14th floor. Right next door to us lived a nasty crack whore, that had ugly arguments with her johns and drug dealers, so I was exposed to all sorts of nasty arguments. Fortunately, I didn't know English well enough to understand her, so I was just hoping that one of these days she would get stabbed, and all would be quiet. It was a 1 bedroom apt, and the first week my parents and grandma were sleeping on mattress that his relatives gave us, while my great aunt slept in a bedroom on a hideous velvet yellow couch. After 2 weeks, my dad (who was one of the leading Russian engineers) was snagged by Samsung corp, and was able to move out right away. My grandma and great aunt got an apt below us, and my mom started taking some grant-sponsored computer classes for new immigrants. The on
Words To The Wise
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. On that note, I'll be cleaning house this weekend
What Do You See
When you look at me what do you see Dark soul? freak? what can it be Hair grown long, all dark and strait Not to muscular but managing my weight leather and spike all so nice and more to see but what do you see when you see my prencence what do you look at when you look at me Do i make men shudder do i make kids cry do you cross the street to avoid me with out knowing why Do i make roses wilt do i make ladies weep whatcan you say when you look at this dark wonderer what is it you seek I know beauty of which seldom see I know passions known only to me when you see me do you ask why how one could be so dark do you care why ask yourself when you see people like me what do you see in us what do you see
What Flavor Cupcake Are You?
You Are a Vanilla Cupcake You are very sweet and mellow. You are easy going and easy to like. You are drawn to those stronger personalities. You get along with powerful people. You are like a cupcake because you appeal to almost every type of person. You are friendly and accepting. You bring out other people's best qualities. What Flavor Cupcake Are You?
Within Us All...
There is a world hidden under what we see A land of shadow and deceit Home to the lies we all deny I have seen such a place It is inside us all It waits patiently within The lies seek to poison us We all have a shade here The side of ourselves we refuse How can we never admit to this place Ignorance is bliss they say We are born to deny the darkness within Why distance ourselves when we can embrace it To understand one must first accept
From My 2 Children Love U Both
just wanna take the time out to share this video with my friends and family on fubar ! my son and daughter took the time to make this video for me for mothers day which we are celerbrating on 22nd march 2009 ! { plz take the time to watch it thank you }
The Innocent
She sat there.Listening to the sounds of the 2 of them yelling. Why was Mommy talking so ugly to Daddy Had he forgotten she likes her pants done just such a way. The little girl sat there day dreaming about the walk on the beach and the fun she had picking up the shells. "where are you going tonight?" Daddy ask. "With the know girl stuff". Mommy and Daddy would always go into the other room then so I couldn't hear them as much. I wonder what I did this time or what Daddy had done to make Mommy so mad. So sweetly I prayed and said "please help Daddy God." Daddy had been sick all my life but he was the best. I can remember us looking at his (and mine) favorite cartoon. He would make all the funny voices that always made me laugh, I really miss that now. I can remember all the stories about the good princesses and the bad people who tried to hurt her. Mommy sure yelled at me a lot these days she thought to herself but Mommy would say after she was sorry...that it was Daddy she
I'm Not Girly
below 40 = not girly above 40 = girly above 55 = paris hilton [ ]My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted. [ ] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops. [ ] My favorite toy as a child were barbies/bratz. [ ] My favorite color is pink or purple. [ ] I did Gymnastics. [] I love skirts. [] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop. [] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear. [x ] I love chocolate. TOTAL SO FAR: 1 [] My hair is mostly always straightened [x] I usually go shopping once a week. [ ] I love to hang out with friends. [ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace. [ ] I've gone to a tanning salon. [] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim. [] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes. [ ] I watch Gossip Girl [x] I change my profile picture weekly. [ ] I wear a shower c
Llama Leveler Of The Day
Michelle~R/L Wife of Miracle Monkey~Winterhawk~Native American Pride~Member of Llama Levelers@ fubar all Llama Levelers will kindly leave 100 rates each when done please leave a comment below that you have done so...Thanks
Writing A Book
So many of you guys have suggested I write a book, so I am going to do just that and self publish it too. I will print it off here and it will include a autographed picture and I will kiss each picture with lipstick too. Along with the book there will be a CD with me reciting a few of my stories on the CD so you can hear me reading the stories and tell you just how nasty I can be. Would you like a book?
Ma Ladi
From Tha Moment That We Met, I Knew U Had2 Be A Blessin' No More Stressin', Cuz Now I ThinK I've Learned My Lesson Not 2nd Guessin', Cuz U Could Never Be Contested Addicted To Your Essence, I've Been Cardiac Arrested..... I Promise2 Never Lie 2Ya, & Thatz Tru I Want A Son & A Daughter That LooKz Just LiKe You But, Until We See That Day, It'll Be Just Us2 Cuz Im HooK'd LiKe Phonics, StucK 2 You LiKe Glue..... You're Kinda LiKe A Preist I Gotta Confess2 Cuz Lord Knowz How Bad I Wanna Undress You Yes, God Blessed You, So TaKe Advantage Of Tha Scenery I'll Put It In A Song, To Show You Just How Much You Mean2 Me..... Shoot'n Tha Breeze, In Tha Park, After Dark, Me & U WalK In A Pair Like A Part Of Noah'z ArK I Keepz It Real, Magnificent From Tha Heart We Depart & Cum BacK 2Gether LiKe Grocery Kartz..... Ya Digg
This Guy Is Awesome
Got to love this guy..and his movies. I have watched all of his Transporter movies. Not only is he good eye candy.. hes all that and more!
Krasnaya Plesen'- Chernyj Umer
Dj Smash- Moscow Never Sleeps
My job
My Time With Rsd
I was diagnosed with RSD/CRPS in 2004. I had been having a lot of trouble with my right knee and no one could seem to pinpoint an exact cause. While at work one day, the leg became very cold and was hurting so bad I couldn't stand on it anymore. I went to the doctor and spent 3 1/2 hours in ultrasound. They were looking for a blod clot that wasn't there. My records were sent to the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN. A vascular surgeon diagnosed the RSD. The disease spread from my right leg to my left shoulder. From there it finally traveled to my right leg. At that point walking was not an option. A motorized wheelchair was ordered and the pounds started packing on fast! We moved to Washington in 2006 looking for better care. The specialists here were better able to manage the pain, but no further treatment options were given. Then in 2007 I went into remission. Within 3 weeks I was walking and back to work!! WooHoo! As a former firefighter and emt I knew there was a possibilit
i just seen way to much of it when i checked to see what my friends are uploading, ewww, i would much rather see boob i neeeeeeeeed coffee
Pimps An Hos, Pt Ii
we have this Chinese couple stay at my hotel, they are millionaires. Well, the husband used to pester me to all the time, and the wife is CRAZZY. So now the husband is not there yet, so the wife is by herself with a translator/friend. She is now askin my supervisor (he is in his 50s) to be her escort, and is askin him out to dinner. He told me, and I said that if he says no, I won't talk to him ever again Sooo...we agreed that we split the profits YAY! me
Ok... Ill Play Along...
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Most likely Benae [2] You were in the car with? Benae [3] Went to the mall with? I dont even remember the last time I was at a mall [4] Person you talked on the phone with? Again, most likely Benae [5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar? Not Telling T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? True Q: Been searched By Cops? true Q: Been suspended from school? False Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? false Q: Broken a bone? false Q: Have shaved your head? true Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? True Q: Shot a gun? true Q: Donated Blood? false WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? eat
Guys!! Read!
All Guys Should Do This... • give her a big tshirt of yours to sleep in • leave her cute text messages • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful • look into her eyes when you tallk to her • let her mess with your hair • just walk around with her. • forgive her for her mistakes • hold her hand when youre around your friends and in private. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • stay up all night with her when shes sick. • watch her favorite movie with her • come up and grab her by the waist. remember this • dont talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldnt matter. • when shes sad, hang out with her • let her know shes important • kiss her in the pouring rain. • when you fall in love with her, tell her. • and when you tell her, love her like youve never loved someone before •
Plz Help Me Help My Friends
Whats New With E..
Some of my friends on here know that April 5th will be my first day in school, and this is a blog for those who didn't know that yet. I am currently enrolled in the International Academy of Design Technology (IADT) which I am going for a 2 yr associates degree in Web design for starters, This will get me on the road to where I want to be. As a Web Developer.. will plan to several different areas as I can afford it, maybe even computer programing.. who knows...I have been wanting to do this for so long..just been afraid to because of the debt it incures...hopefully though with the help and support of my friends I will be able to find some work free lancing as I go through school. I know a lot so far but want to learn how to remember and write an actual code for a site and also how to do the adobe sites... like has as an example...his site is off the chain I think..but anyhow.. I wanted to leave my email for those who want
well quick update decided im outta for good sorry
Take them all or just one. Take only what was made for you! The link is to my Fubar photobucket. If you can, Make me one back! -Miss Tyler
Scooter Bar
to all the staff i'm doing something for yall so plzz send me your pic to my yahoo and if u donot have it sb me plzz hug n kiss sexi fallingangel
~return Of The Mack~
After a Zen respite and Walkabout....Guido will be coming to a location near you soon....those that stayed True to Friendship, Thank You...I will remember your loyalty....pinkey promise. Learned a thing or two while I was away on walkabout.....allow me to share with you one of those things.....Thanks.. 'It is Better for You to take Responsibility for Your Life as it is...Instead of Blaming Others....or Circumstances...for Your Predicament. As Your Eyes Open...You'll see that Your State of Health...Happiness...and Every Circumstance of Your Life has been, in large part, Arranged by You.....Consciously or Unconsciously.' 'When you become Fully responsible for Your Life....You can become Fully Human. Once you become human...You may discover what it means to be a Peaceful Warrior.' I'll be back soon........Peace.
Cam Rules
#1 GUYS NO SHIRTS... IF u ask us nicely we MIGHT let u wear one... (but chances are we will say no) #2 GIRLS.. NO BOOB SHOTS... (we dont wanna see ur shit ~ take it to yim) #3 NO DRUGS ON CAM... #4 NO PROLONGED NUDITY... GROSS #5 NO FLIPPING OFF SUNNY LMAO #6 U HAVE TO BE HOT TO BE ON MY CAMS... HAHA (IM A BITCH OH WELL GFY)
My Name
According to some online thingy, my name (Natasha) means: You want excitement in life. Lack of which makes you bored to death. But you pretend to be very docile, pure and guileless. This is just a façade as you are no shy fool. Mood swings are very common in you. In fact you are unpredictable in nature. In reality you are fiery tempered but you suppress your emotions. You are even quite condemnatory.
Hey folks... Lately there have been some posers trying to spam this site. Many of you have sent me email about it. If you are solicited on this site for any outside business, please send me the following. 1. Screen grab the conversation with the link or informaton they are spamming. 2. Grab their user id# 3. Send me a PM with this information and any details that you can add. All of this will be kept confidential. We have never allowed spammers on this site and we want to keep it that way. Please help us keep this place cool.
rate this nub a 1 for me please :) misterfeet@ fubar
Taking A Break For A While!!
Please Keep Mom Helen Andbutterflygoddess In Your Prayers
Happy Sunday Ladies and Gents of Fu-freak land. Now not withstanding I am "Nsfw" everyone knows this and love me or hate me thats the way it is...But and I do mean BUT...that does not give everyone free liscense to speak to me like im the town trollup. "Shanel25" here (sounds like a bad knockoff of Chanel with an even more foul stench)not only starts off with his head up his ass but then tries to turn it around on me as if i hurt his poor lil feelings. At least 20+ x a day someone tells me they are touching themselves to my pictures. IM ETERNALLY SORRY IF YOUR TELLING ME THIS DOES NOT BRING ME TO ORGASMIC BLISS. DEAL WITH IT. GET A LIFE! I HAVE might want to try it. I dont know about the rest of you girls but i respond much better to humor, salutations and real genuine conversation. Do yourself a favor...block and delete! Shanel25 Read bottom to top...was blocked before I could respond...:) Shanel25: and then you just went off on me......for saying so
Who was your FIRST prom date? Never went Do you still talk to your FIRST love? No What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? Cognac, at 5 What was your FIRST job? Bakery What was your FIRST car? Honda Civ 98, still drive it Who was the FIRST person to text you today? I don't text Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning? My coworker, who was late to relieve me Who was your FIRST grade teacher? Natalia Nikolaevna Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an Ukraine Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them? Natasha, yes we are What was your FIRST sport played? Figure skating Where was your FIRST sleep over? Russia, summer village, some dude's house, 13 years old Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time? My aunt's What was the
~~kimberly~~my Best Friend~~
I Must say~~I have the BEST Friend in the whole world~~not only is she my friend~~Kimberly is my soul sista!!~~ANYTIME~~day or night~~if I'm sad or happy~~she is ALWAYS there for me~~and vice versa!!~~This is for you my sista~~I adore you!!~~♥ LiL
It looks like its about that time again. Im getting tired of the dead weight friend collectors and point whores. Im here for friends so if you're not one, you'll be gone within the next few days. Those on my top friends and family are safe as I KNOW they care about me whether Im here everyday or not... and even if they dont rate my pics everyday, I know if I need them, they'll be there. However, if you're on my list and you dont talk to me or at least make an effort to be a friend, you're gone.
Riddle Three
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
Do NOT threaten Anon... Simple Straight(well, HES not) And shows what a pussy clowns really are=] ߣAZΣ: Sag...: I would cut your balls off punk bitch ->ߣAZΣ: Sag...: If i paint my ballsack to look like a lotus blossom will you finally shove it back down your throat, and STFU? You best serve the world, silent. ->ߣAZΣ: Sag...: ill GTFO of your shoutbox, if you let me in your SHITBOX again ߣAZΣ: Sag...: get out my shoutbox you faggot ->ߣAZΣ: Sag...: Good dir, methinks i woudl LOVE to slide my sausage in those manly ass globes of yours=] Blaze, The Dead Faggot™@ fubar
Notthatbad Birthday Blog
M imikimi - Customize Your World! M M Notthatbad"Peter"Member of the Llama Levelers Family is Celebrating his Birthday Today!Drop by and show him some Mad Love:) notthatbad * Llama levelers*can someone buy me so my ex is happy she is off my profile page thanx@ fubar M M Happy Birthday FromYour Llama Levelers Family:)Bully Created ByJoAnna Co-Founder of The Llama Levelers:)
Category Update
Official Nominees to date: Drunkest Host: Redlar, Nightshade, Hellermoon, MammaHelle Co-host of the year: Nightshade, Hellermoon, Punkette, MammaHelle Drunkest Listener: Topfueler, OP Best Heckler: Mchgn Worst Heckler: Warmachine Best Segment: Slackney's Wisdom, Mad Lib Worst Segment: Video Game Live Contributor to the show: MammaHelle Quote of the year: Twatwaffle Please keep nominating and 2nding the ones you want to see as a date for the awards show is still to be determined.   A new Category I am adding to this list is : Best Cam Dancer: Punkette   My picks for that are Punkette, and Lil' Beelzebub
Any Guy.....
Any guy can mess around, it takes a real man to find a girl and stick with her. Any guy can call you sexy, hot, and all that.. it takes a real man to call you beautiful. Any guy can call you in tears begging you to take him back, it takes a real man to not have a reason to be in those tears. Any guy can say I love you, it takes a real man to say it and mean it even if all of his guy friends are standing around. Any guy can drive over to your house to hang out with you, it takes a real man to show up unexpected. Any guy can have sex with a girl, it takes a real man to wait. Any guy can be with you on the best days when everything is ok, it takes a real man to stay by your side for weeks if thats what it takes when it feels like your world is falling apart. Any guy can talk noise with his friends when a sexy girl walks by, it takes a real man to look the other way. Any guy can be sweet and true to your face, it takes a real man to stay sweet and true when you're gone. Any guy can give yo
A friend's blog reminded me of this inceident. Some genius was hittin on me as usual in my SB, and said : You must have all people just bow down to your beauty, and can get anything you want just with your looks. ???? Beauty is a relative term, and I'm sure people that like tall, skinny blondes would not consider me appealing at all. As far as I know, there are plenty of people that are total douches to me and that try to treat me like shit.  I deal with those bastards every day at work, and STILL have ppl complain at work about missed wake up calls, un cleaned rooms, etc.   blah blah blah
Blameful Love
Blameful Love   God is Love, So why do some say that Love hates us?? Is it because of the impatientness of God's work within out lives? It it because we only want what we think is best for out lives? Is it because we fear Love?? Is it not just the fear of love, but the fear to be in love again,without the one we love hurting us again. Why, Why, Why, do we think love hates us when it may have been possible that love was never ever show to be hated. It was our mistakes of having Lust and Love in our hands, which gives us the rightful or wrongful us of our plans....   Felicia Carol Shepard
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What Would You Do For 1000 Bling Credits?
please give a response what you would do for a $650 1000 bling credit.
Illness 1
It is Sunday night and the news for the moment is fair.  My father's hip surgery is considered  successful.  However, he will have heart bypass surgery either Monday or Tuesday.  He has 100% blockage in one artery, 80 % blockage in another artery and 70 % blockage in the third artery.  Also they will replace a valve in his heart at this time.  His heart held up well during and immediately after surgery but over the weekend has been giving him problems.  He is not the best patient and he is understandably nervous about the next surgery.  My brother and I have repeatedly had to remind him that he will have to stop getting irritated with the staff and the procedures being run on him to determine the best course of action.  The doctors will make a final decision tomorrow morning as to when to perform the surgery. I will post more as I can. Take care and have a great evening.  
My Life Story Part 2
I was transported to Alexandia, LA to meet my new foster mom. Her name is Margie Willis. She brought me to their home in a place called Ten Mile, LA. Yes, that is the name of the place, lol. It is way out in the country and they had a beautiful home. When I got there, I met my new foster dad, R.L. Willis. He was really gruff and loud, lol. In the home already were 3 foster sisters and 3 more foster brothers. We were all in our early teens. My foster mother immediately made me feel at ease and I felt a warming and comforting feeling in her presence. It was the first time I felt that since my mother had passed. My first day there I was introduced to the world of working on trucks. My foster family owned several trucks they hauled logs with and also had an egg run to Baton Rouge and New Orleans with a couple others. I was also very welcomed at the church they were members of and even became a youth minister. It was a very good time in my life. We were all troubled kids in the home and mom
Cor, You Wouldn't Believe The Weekend I 'ad, Guv!
So first of all, on Friday night, my internet connection packed it's bags and sailed for a location unknown for a little break. Apparently BT had issues with their fibre or some other shit like that, so I had no internet access all weekend. Just as well, as I didn't plan on getting online anyway. I went, instead, with the roommates, unto places unknown and far away... Well, Newport. There we visited a friend. All was well until his seventeen year old daughter turned up and decided to hit on me constantly the whole fucking time we were there. Wouldn't mind this, if she wasn't cute. I could ignore it if she wasn't cute. So, her dad picks up on it (as dads often do), and thinks I was encouraging her, so now he's not talking to me at -all-, the stupid twat. As if I'd have any interest in a silly girl. I've half a mind to shag her just to piss him off, but sadly I've not been that petty and immature since, I dunno, last week. TO TOP IT ALL, he's now refused to buy me any weed. The ba
Do you miss your last relationship?hell no Are you wearing a sports shirt?noHow long until your birthday?like 9 monthsWill tomorrow be better than today?its 1 day closer to friday so yesWhat color are your undies?noneSometimes, does it feel like your life isn't going anywhere?sometimesDo you bite your lip?yes..alotDo you have any strange phobias?yes i'm scared of bridgesHow tall is the last person you hugged?not very tall, my daughter What are you listening to right now?the song stuck in my headWhat is something you wish you had more of?timeDoes something hurt on you right now?yesWhat is your current mood?BouncyWhat's on your mind? i'm in painWhat are you doing right now?this Wheres your best friend at?who knowsDid you watch "Shot of Love" with Tila Tequlla?"the 1st 1Who makes you happy most of the time?My family and my friendsWhat are you sick of?the poor economyAre you normally a happy person?YES, I try to beWho was the last person u texted?my heartHave you ever kissed someone wh
Remember Those Who Died For You
My good friend has a website with his artwork geared towards the men and women of the Armed Forces. A little blurb taken from his site: My goal by my art work is that as long as the men and women of our armed forces are fighting and dying for us, that they are remembered through my brush strokes. I am able to do any photo or idea that you have at your request on any size canvas that you want. Email me with details that you want done and we can go from there. Brandon Click the picture below to be taken there Please support a Marine Veteran!
Would You?
Gay mumms equal Gay Sex turbo22: sorry dude iggy time ->turbo22: NAO! I demand it nao! turbo22: no ->turbo22: Im serious. Dead serisous. Can i suck your cock? turbo22: lol dude ->turbo22: Ill glue one onto my butthole if it helps turbo22: nope only like pussy dude ->turbo22: Would you? turbo22: dude your messed up ->turbo22: would you fuck me? fuck fuckme HARD turbo22@ fubar
During my auto 11 I will be holding a contest/giveaway. To receive an entry into it you have to either 1) bomb me or 2) rate 100 pics. There will be an equal amount of prizes for those that bomb and those that rate so everyone has a fair chance. Everytime you bomb me I receive notice of it but for those that rate you have to let me know, through private message, how many you rated in order to be entered into the drawing. Drawing will happen once my auto 11 has expired. Prizes are as follows..(Remember the amount of each giveaway is split up between bombers and raters) 2 people will win 1 million fubucks 2 people will win 500K fubucks 2 will win 250K fubucks 4 will win 150K fubucks 4 will win 125K fubucks 4 will win 100K fubucks 6 will win 75K fubucks 4 will win 50K fubucks 4 will win 25K fubucks AND 2 people will earn 7 pimpouts each (1 for each day for 1 week) So let the fun begin :-D
Well i been thinking hard and i dont really know but really been thinking after my VIP is over with i might be leaving for good and will miss alot of yall but if you have anything on that subject that you want to say just leave a comment
Her Ghost In The Fog.
For twenty years, like clockwork, I've come to this spot. Always on March 14 no matter what the weather. Others have joined her in this place, my grandparents, my dad, and my uncle. I vist them on their days as well, but this day holds special meaning. For it was I who found her those many years ago. She was my first and last wife. I never had the courage to remarry after that. I didn't want that hurt to happen again. I grew old. My two sons grew up, got married themselves and now I'm a grandpa. I've brought my grandchildren here a couple of times, although they don't really understand yet the whys and hows of what I tell them about this woman. My sons do though, and it still makes them tear up in rememberance. But today, I am alone here. It's early in the day, and quite cold. There is a heavy fog surrounding me in my car and I have to drive carefully around the narrow lane, careful not to run off of it and into the neatly manicured lawn. But I know the path well, having traveled it s
~thank You My Friends~
In a World where we stress to find time for ourselves and struggle to stay ahead of the crisis before us all, it is sometimes difficult or near impossible to get around to thank the friends around us that become our Support Structure in many different shapes and forms. And each individual person themselves are multi-faceted and show us a rainbow of personality colors that combine to make us Laugh, make us Happy, share our Joy and show us Love. I wish to now extend a heartfelt 'Thank You' to all my friends that have shown me Kindness, Compassion, Laughed with me and shed tears with me as well. I have tried to give all of you the Attention and Friendship you so Richly Deserve. You have enriched my Life and made me a Better Person because of who you are and what you are. I pledge that you will ALWAYS have a Safe and Soft Place to Land on my page and I will do all I can to show you Friendship, Love and Understanding. Thank you all for Everything you do for me. You know who you are....Peace
The Man Within
I once heard the eyes are the windows to the soul, behind one man's eyes is a deep dark hole a permanent nightscape of the mind, completely barren, nothing to find there are no thoughts or feelings within.there is no hope for them to begin withdraw your gaze from the void you will see a man, he looks annoyed annoyance isn't on his mind, if you were to open him up that isnt what you'd find if you had the compassion, the courage to dare, you would only find despair. despair at himself, at the feelings in his heart. he is on the edge, at the end of his tether, he cannot break free, he cannot see forever. he sees nothing but the pain inside, there is nowhere left for him to hide, his mind is empty of all fear, he's crying inside but you don't hear. he cries for release to be free of the bonds of his soul, to break himself away from that deep dark hole. he wants to be free, to head towards the light, to leave behind the darkness of night he would welcome the release with open arms
Yanno, it's one thing when newbs do stupid noob things, like downrate or upload a clearly NSWF pic as a default...   It's another when they are point whoring... ALREADY.   This chick is a level 8. Save the point whoring for when you have MILLIONS to go to level, or at least 1/2 a mil, k?   I couldn't figure out if she was wanting me to BUY her a bomb, or to bomb her.   In either case, I've NEVER spoken to her, and she has a mere 16 picures, so either way... NO.   Bottom to top boys and girls!       2CRZY-4U@ fubar
Guy Or Girl? Have Fun
specimen 1       specimen 2       specimen 3       specimen 4  
Happy Hour
Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love.You collected 2,673,224 bonus points as Happy Hour sponsor. Cheers!142 members leveled up during your happy hour: Deafgoose 'Grasshopper' (3) ***Sexi_Jessi*** 'Fubarlord' (21) Senorita_C 'Wasted Fu' (7) Sweetiepooh75 'Psycho' (8) LA-LA throwin dueces up to my new family 'Psycho' (8) UR_JUICES 'Newfu' (1) Own Me 'Grasshopper' (3) noon 'Assassin' (18) jeff 'Psycho' (8) acecowboy 'Wasted Fu' (7) cabby282 'Regular' (12) ilovewomen 'Grasshopper' (3) Demented 'Newfu' (1) stickman 'Freak' (9)
Thanks To All That Leveled Me
Thanks to everyone that rated and bombed me during my HH I did run a bomb on that hour but I couldn't get to some people and I'm sorry about that. My internet at home went down half an hour before the HH. I was pissed. WTF Anyway, I took the laptop and went to Starbucks which is 5 mins away to use their internet. It was slow and I couldn't return the love to many I'm apologetic about it. Thanks everyone again for the sweet help.
Sad Things..
First of all heartfelt thanks to my true friends [they know who they are] for their daily presence on my page even if i was passing through some difficult situation in the last 2 weeks..I wanna apologise for my absence and if aparently i ignored sumone..i never forget my friends but it`s so sad for me to discover that many of my" so called" friends were expecting only favors..
I keep asking myself if it can get any worse, and of course the saga continues. I got a call on my medical, dshs told me that the doc's office had been trying to reach me, which is bullshit cuz I always answer my phone, Although I had the consultation or whatnot with my reg doctor, she still wants me to have the nerve conduction test done, and couldnt get that scheduled till mid May. Then she asked me if I had the records from my old test done about 10 yrs ago, cuz if she seen it, I would get the medical opened, Needless to say, I had to go to the place I had them done 10 yrs ago and fill out a release just to be able to get them out of storage. Was told could take 6 days and upto 2 weeks.   I did call both the shelter and the transitional place to check in this morning, I wonder if it would hurt to call twice a week or if I would be bothering them too much. All I know is I need to get into one of them ASAP, I know there is a waiting list but I have to be persistant. I hate walking o
Is it just me, or is there something wrong with a 53 year old white dude with the name ibhomeboy?
~passion - I Will Be Here~
~I will be Here~  (The Video to this blog is in my stash under 'Passion ~ I will be Here'...plz take the time to listen to this young man's beautiful voice....he captures how I feel about all of you....I did not know how to put it on here....Thank You.) For All My Precious Friends Old and New...this song captured the Passion and Feelings I have for Our Friendship.....Each and Every One of You......Hope it brings a Smile to Your World as You do Mine......Peace.  ~I Will Be Here ~ Tomorrow morning if you wake up And the sun does not appear I, I will be here If in the dark We lose sight of love Hold my hand and have no fear ‘Cause I, I will be here I will be here When you feel like being quiet When you need to speak your mind I will listen And I will be here When the laughter turns to cryin’ Through the winning, losing and trying We’ll be together ‘Cause I will be here Tomorrow morning if you wake up And the future is unclear I, I will be here As sure as seas
Momma Said There'd Be Days...
Ever have one of those days that just feels right all day, but when you get home, you sorta feel a little empty? You kinda feel like you've made a lot of progress in really every fundamental aspect of your life, then you come home, sit down, and really wonder what it was all worth? I know as humans we tend to always strive for better, strive to improve our positions in life, but at times the work that is done seems so redundant. I need food, shelter, and clothing. I work for those, attain them, and I'm done with that. But now I need friends, people to talk to, understand me, etc. I strive for that, and once attained I realize a need in my life for companionship, someone to care for and be cared about. There always seems to be something that has to be chased, attained, or desired. Sometimes it would be nice to come home, sit down and content with what is around you, who is around you, and why they are there. Maybe my desire to be content is just another thing to be chased down, and onc
To Save The World
would you?
Rules For The Non-military
Rules for the Non-Military;   Make sure you read # 13 *Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.  For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:* 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their rear. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their rear.3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.     Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great.. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their rear! 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO N
Fighting The Department Of Homeland Security
Posted: April 17, 2009 12:00 am Eastern By Bob Unruh © 2009 WorldNetDaily Radio talk show host Michael Savage has teamed up with the Thomas More Law Center of Ann Arbor, Mich., to file a lawsuit against Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano. "It is a civil rights action brought under the First and Fifth Amendments to the United States Constitution, challenging the policy, practice, and custom of the United States Government that targets for disfavored treatment those individuals and groups that are considered to be 'rightwing extremists,'" the complaint announced today said. Become part of WND's re-declaration of our founders' intent to be an independent nation The federal agency recently targeted those individuals in its report called "Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment According to the federal government, members of the suspect group of people include those
In My Head
still accepting fubucks is you are so inclined
True Love
I really need to get an angel to pimp him out, he's using this as his default....    
I Have The Sickness
I hate being sick. I don't get sick very often, but when I do, it's usually pretty bad. Right now I have a mixture of a sinus infection and allergies. I cough like crazy which makes my throat extremely sore. I sneeze a lot too which makes my throat hurt. My ear tickle and feel like there's something running in their. The post nasal drip is a bitch. All the phlegm, YUCK! I blow my nose all the time and the snot just keeps coming. So yeah, I are very sexy right now! Back to the point of this.. Earlier I was going to run to the store, but I decided just to do it tomorrow since I'll already be out. So then I decided to clean. Ha. I laid down instead. I passed out for like 4 or 5 hours. I was dead to the world. Now I have an even worse headache and i won't be able to fall asleep at a decent hour tonight. Ugh! I have a big quiz in class tomorrow. I need my rest. I HATE BEING SICK.
Angels & Demons Auction!!!
Omg I Got The Giggles Lmao
a really good friend of mine who hasnt been around for a long time on here has resurfaced im so laffin remembering a time he used to do nsfw salutes for ppl well he didnt know u cant send them to the bouncers to get approved for fubar and me being the nice person i am just let him send on omg did he get shit omg i still laff at that lmao yessssssss thats y they call me evillllll lmao haha love ya buddy lmao
Karandash- Sheveli Zadom (move Your Ass)
The Final Hair Color
Reason For My Fu Vacation
Two of my pics were reported as NSFW, I do not understand why they were reported.  There were no sexually explicit bady parts showing and nothing offensive was said in either of the pics. I am not going to mention any names, but I was then accused by a former fu family member if reporting her pic(s) as NSFW because I was the last person in her folder.  Its poddible that the person then went into one of my folders and reported a pic of a female covered in body paint(artistic) as NSFW.  I felt attacked and betrayed, I do not like to deal with drama and to fix the situation I blocked several people, deleted 24 pages of so called friends and locked all of my folders so that only I can view them. Fubar support sent me a message stating that if the issue continued they would delete my account without notice.  I did the only thing that I could do to protect myself from being attacked again and being forced out completely. I know that this is only an internet social gathering place but I ha
Relationship Hypocrisy
So once someone posts a mumm about open relationships, people become experts on what is right and what is wrong in relationships. Ofcourse me stating that I am pro open relationships when people are comfortable enough with each other, blah blah blah. And ofcourse all of a sudden that makes me and like ppl  whores.  Ironically, people that posted the most advice on which types of relationships are the "right" ones are either...hideous and insecure because of it, or single and in their 40s, or have indicated that they have been used and abused in their lives. Yeah, if thats not an indicator of a poor judgement, I don't know what is.   One person that irks me the most is always on her high horse, calling ppl whores and skanks, while bragging about her hot husband and her wonderful relationship with him.   Well, earlier she posted a mumm about them making plans to have a BBQ, then him completely disregarding those plans and inviting his friends over for a game without even asking her
Lesson Learn Never Type Wrong Email Address
Wrong Email Address This one is priceless! A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!! A Calgary couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left Calgary and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Vancouver , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she scre
its a rainy afternoon in 1990 the big city geez its been 20 yrs candy u were so fine   beautiful beautiful gurl from the north u burned my heart wit a flickerin torch i had a dream that no one else could see u gave me love for free   candy, candy, candy i cant let u go all my life ur hauntin me i loved u so   candy, candy, candy i cant let u go life is crazi candy baby   yeh, well it hurt me real bad when u left im glad u got out but i miss u i had a hole in my heart for so long i learned to fake it & just smile along   down on the street those men are all the same i need a love
Internal Radiation!
During the time they were doing this internal radiation I was awake unlike the first time in which I was pretty much out of it seeing my cancer doctor had to place a sleeve in me.... I'm telling you this time around I felt it as my RADIATION doctor placed the  gauze  inside my vagina anyways they we're hitting me up with morphine to help with the pain however it wasn't working to well an I didn't let them know cause they've given me 4 shots of it already... When I got home things went to hell, I started to vommitt an bad at least 5 times that I can remember, once was all over my son/ little girl and then again in the bathroom, I sat down and my mouth started to water and I knew it was coming. I then vommitted on my husband then another time. So my husband said he was going to call the doctor and tell him that I was in alot of pain from when he packed me with the gauze, plus all the vommitting I had been doing. Well he said that if it didn't stop after awhile to take me into the hospita
To All On My Friends List.
I have gotten close to 50 friends now and to be honest if they were all active friends here I would never have time to do anything but be on fubar. I only want friends that want to be there, on my list. So if you wanna stay please comment, say hi, or even tell me to fuck off by the end of the weekend. If you are in my top friends or belong to Bad Habbits you are safe.
I Swear...
I can't catch a break anywhere, lol. Our internet got shut off at home so I'm writing this from the library. Faster internet (YAY) but they only allow you half an hour, and I have other things to check (GRR). So yeah, I'll be gone until further notice. But it won't be another 10 months like last year, lol. Love you all!!!!! PS Those of you with my mom's cell number feel free to text me if you want.
lmao   ->nestore7500: peoplenestore7500: they? they who->nestore7500: no I dont; they dont have computers in my villagenestore7500: oh God, you're a piece of heaven!!!! I'm Ivano from Italy, I work for italian you have skype, msn or yahoo messenger? It's better for talk....Ivano
Alizemartines On Fubar?
Meet ALIZEMARTINES She's not on fubar and her name is not shannon. She had a myspace and a cpixel profile but both profiles are now deleted. Now Meet Shannon aka ThatsMissGoddessToYou!!! Profile link:
Chicken Run
I hear this happy lil laughter and I look out my door to see the lil Mexican kid next door chasing a chicken. The chicken was squawking and flapping its wings on lil yellow legs that just ran as fast as they could. I watched this in amusement for about 5 minutes till I got bored. I decided to help the lil fella out. The chicken of course. I ran back inside and got my slingshot and the first thing I could find to catapult...a peanut. IN THE SHELL! I shot that that lil bastard right in the neck. The Mexican kid of course.
Kind Of An Update
Well there isn't much to really update one. I don't know why I'm doing this. But here goes nothing. I've been working like crazy. I've been so tired lately. I haven't really done much of anything. When I'm home I just want to rest. It's starting to suck. I need a few days off that I can actually rest with. My right foot has been bothering me for a few weeks now. It's kind of weird. It doesn't really hurt, but every time i touch it with something other than my hand it hurts. Just feels really tense. Hard to explain. Walking isn't bothering me, so I guess I'll be fine. Connor has missed 2 days of school now. He's sick. Not sure what's going on with him. He'll be going to to doctor today while I'm at work. He had a low grade fever yesterday, but not last night or this morning. Just coughing a lot and laying around the house. I really hope I don't get what he's got. I'll be going out of town next week. I don't want to be seeing my Dad and be sick.
Southern Folks ♥
Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."   Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."   Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is -- as in: "Going to town, be back directly."   Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.   All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.   Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!   Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also
Upon An April Rain...
And on comes the rain, Cleansing my windows, Showing me the world had reawakened and slipping through my lover's door, concealed in the dark Black - clothed in the night but not -   loosened from winter's shackles yet not yet summer, the rain not cold, feeds what lies in earth   - a stranger, I pass without a stumble to my lover's bed and there she lies asleep and e'r so gently i slip beside her   Like a lover's fingers, the rain caresses, conjoles the earth to life. And that which the snow once hid responds... Water and warmth, life -   Grows my yearnings, my patience strains to burst free My lover shudders at my touch... awakens and knows me Locked together Beneath the surface the seeds sheds Our clothes torn away and drawing upon what the rain will feed it we touch, we heave, rising and falling we become one, a beast with two backs... And pushing ever upward driving ever faster, ever more forcfully, the world falls away until upon breaking the surfac
Last Couple Weeks
Have had a lot of fun on the fubar! Prob more than I should! ha ha ha Ty 2 everyone that has helped me move through the levels. And thanks to my numerous owners this week. Feelin a little dirty like I have been passed around! lol.... r/l has been crazy. my dad has been in and out of the hopital the last 2weeks and had numerous heart surgeries. I think we are on the up hill climb now! I hope! The kids are gettin big and naughty as usual.. Work is crazy, busy, but glad to have a job in this wonderful economy. lots of fu love to everyone! xoxoxox
Leveling Blog #439
DoubleTap @ fubar 4,135 to level 14
Help An Angel Her Get Her Wings
Watch Out For This Guy......
Randy the Vampire... jerk is going around & stealing pictures. Don't bother downrating him, just block him right away...try to do it when he's not online since he'll be able to get to them before you can block him. There's nothing you can do but set your profile to "friend's only" & mark your folders the same.Just a head's up so he doesn't get yours, too! Brenda
My Selfish Love
I'm a distant person you loveAnd,my love is a burden to your heartLoneliness buried you withinThat loneliness brings tears to my eyesWhat can I do more?Separated by lands and seasI could only hope and prayThat my words can bring a little Relief to your empty soulForgive me for my selfish actsTo burden you with my loveSaying " I love you"I give you loneliness and despair A love shouldn't be that selfishBut,I cannot turn myself awayI should have kept it a secretBut you are my will to liveI'm using every bit of my energy To grab you tightI'm so afraid that I am hurting youBut if I loosen the gripI'm scare I might lose you Forgive meIf I'm making your heart bleedI cannot control myselfEvery breath I takeYou are the air that goes into my lungsWithout you,I can't imagine how my world is going to beLove is unselfishNot to meCause I'm holding on to youNot letting you slip awayEven if it doesn't feel rightI'll continue
Heavy Metal Ninja....
I wanna be a heavy metal ninja, loved by few hated by most....but respected by all!!!!!!! lol....what the fux you wanna be?
My Freind
You know today I found out one of my friends died, I have known Rich for 20 years..I wondered why he hasn't called me in a long time,,I grew up with him from 9th grade till my twenties and then we both did our thing but always called on holidays to say hello and give greetings and such,,His family was mine as mine his.   Rich was a good guy, we were close he had 40 acres in West Virginia...It killes me too see him gone..All I can say is if you have family or friends in your life stay close and stay in touch,,because I haven't been this sad in a long time..Every step makes a never know when your gonna loose someone......Rest In Peace Richard ya,,,I will miss u...hopefully he can see this
Dear Diary,
I have learned so many things in the mumms this past week: never fuck an unwashed carrot.... you could die you can make a U turn in the mumms whorelet is an awesome word Rev takes epic shits. they shall remain nameless but no animal is safe from them suprise buttsecks is always a great romantic last minute gift I can not mumm, talk shit to Helly in the shoutbox and watch hockey at the same time. extra large tampons and midol should be handed out at the mumm door I actually found a juggalo that I like I am posting all of Porch's comments in the mumms when he is blocked cuz that is good times (y) Most of the people that mumm are some sick ebil mother fuckers and I heart them all. Being called an ankle is an insult.  Who knew?   It has been an exciting week my dear diary and I am sure I will have even better things to tell you in the very near future.
"APRIL 24--Terry Nichols, the domestic terrorist who teamed up with Timothy McVeigh to murder 168 people, 19 of them children, in the Oklahoma City bombing, is unhappy with his prison diet, which has left him struggling with "chronic constipation, bleeding, hemorrhoids" due to a lack of insoluble fiber. Remarkably, a federal judge yesterday rejected Nichols's bid for a preliminary injunction against the Bureau of Prisons, though a lawsuit filed last month by the 54-year-old killer remains pending...." -----------   uhm...why is that creature still alive? And has food in a first place? I bet his victims, alot of which were children, can't complain anymore. WTF is wrong with a system here?? That pos is leeching off our taxes, and has still rights to
Udo- Train Ride In Russia
I love Accept, what can I say
Leveling Blog#440
~Midian~@ fubar 22,480 to Fubarlord- a fam. member of hers said her account got deleted a month-help if ya can plz:)
Self Esteem
Its funny how people assume that just cause someone has a low selfesteem, it makes them a vulnerable target that is easy to con :)   while it works for most, ofcourse, some people see right through the BS and revel in their low self esteem.  It keeps them on the edge and in touch with reality.
More Jack Bauer Truisms...
- Jack Bauer refused a syringe at a blood bank. Instead, he asked for a gun and a bucket - When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back. - Don't even ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar... - Jack Bauer once lost reception on his cell phone. 24 hours later AT&T announced that it would have more bars in more places. - Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer attacks! - Vin Diesel can be rearranged to say "I end lives." Jack Bauer can be rearranged to say "Jack Bauer," which means the same thing. - Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. - Jack Bauer doesn't need a translator; torture sounds the same in every language. - If Jack Bauer were gay, he would be Chuck Norris - Jack Bauer doesn't read a book. He tortures it until he has all the information he needs. - Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' W
A Rate On This Please?
Well, I'm not GETTING the LOVE I Deserve and Expect from some of my Family Members,  So this Contest is OPEN to all Family, Friends and Fans and Fans of. SHOW ME THE LOVE. The TOP 5 People, whomever they may be, will be placed in my TOP of Family, Friends and whatever other positions of Honor. Will also receive 1-Cherry Bomb per week for a month 1-Auto 11 per week for a month The most expensive Bling that Fubar has A Salute   How do I get all this? BY SHOWING ME THE LOVE. HOW? You may ask, For the next 7 days, (RTF) Return the Favor. That's all you have too do, I rate your Page, You Rate mine. I rate 5 of your Pics, You rate 5 of mine.  Or any number therefore I but you a Drink, then you buy me one. And So on and So on.   SIMPLE.   GOOD LUCK EVERYONE.    
Words Not Said
Sometimes you have to just not say some things, because saying them means you have to acknowledge them. Spoken words require an ear to hear, and hearing can be scary. Hearing means you have to deal with what is said. So sometimes we  sit in silence, cause the words that want to be said, can't be said. At times it can be a comfort, to be silent. At times it is the most painful thing ever. Sometimes it would be easy to give up, Sometimes hanging on is all I can do. Letting go would be so easy, but I can't quit. So I'll hang on, until the very end. Will I regret it? Most asuredly, on some lonely nights. Do I regret it now? Sometimes. And sometimes I sit in silence.
I Love You, Man
Probably not the best thing Rudd or Segel have been in, but still hysterically funny at points.  Kinda felt like someone had a bunch of scenes they thought would be good in a comedy, and then haphazardly stitched them together, but if it makes you laugh, it works, right? And frankly I could watch Rudd and Segel in ANYTHING.  I have teh biggest mancrush on Jason Segel.
I would like to thank all of my friends, family, and complete stangers for helping me level.Not only did I level, you guys pushed me to  "Top Dude" of the week, Rated #61. This would have never happened, without the help of all of you!! During this past week, we all know Fu has been messed up,and things have gone missing. Many of these items included messages, rates, and people who left lots of rates. A lot of these items never got a thank you, from me. I want everyone who stopped by my page to know how much your rates, or views is appreciated. Thank you all, Mike UPDATE: Well, you all got me to Oracle. There are too many friends that have helped me along the way. So many, I;m afraid I would miss someone to try and name them all. You are all very special in one way, or another. You bombed me,rated me,pimped me, and blinged me. There are also people who rated my pics, that I never got to thank. I hope you will read this, and accept my much appreciated thanks. Please don't be a strang
Not so timely advice to the guy smoking crack in the open stairwell last night in my dream.   I wasn't there to bust you so you didn't need to try to be so inconspicous.  It was a lousy act and only drew my attention more to you. In dream reality I was merely trying to find the rest of the people from a high school reunion I was attending even though I didn't go to that high school and neither did most of the people at the reunion. I hope that you got back to enjoying your crack after I left you alone.   I don't remember catching up with the rest of the reunionees but I don't blame our little interlude. Cheers.
Evening At A Funeral Service....
Well most people who go to a Funeral Service are quiet and respectful.... but nooooo.. not my best friend Sandi.... I was walking in behind her into the Chapel..there was an older gentlemen holding the  door for us,  I notice Sandi has a hole in her pants... umm in the buttal region... *blank stare*..... she didn't believe me... I have no idea why....*dramatic pause*... she puts her hand down there and lord and behold!!! theres a huge hole in her seat and around to the cootal area.... she says... too loudly... and I quote..."   ohhhh FUCK "....I'm like Sandi, we are in a chapel.. so she says "oh shit I said fuck" and then she said "ohhh God"  ... bless the lil old mans heart...he laughed and told her to enjoy her night...first time I have ever been told to enjoy a funeral....  thank god the woman had a jacket on and tied it around her waist..... I could just see her bending over the Widower with her buttal area hangin out for all to see... I laughed inside the entire Service...*blank s
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