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Thoughts On Universal Health Care
General Thoughts on Establishing a Comprehensive Universal Health Program Simply stated, I have a little idea I would like to share concerning using the proceeds generated by the “Hemp Tax” to guarantee full Health Care coverage to every U.S. Citizen. I know, that was a big statement and now that it has been made, I need to back it up. I am prepared to but I must first beg you to remember that 25% of all funds from the “Hemp Tax”, that amount growing each year, will be available to support this. I am of the mind that such a large pool, established and managed properly, has the potential to do just that. By using a system of personal accounts, managed by the Consumers themselves and consisting of credit that may be accessed only for medical procedures, from preventative, necessary to elective, we have a means to solve this issue without loss to any individual. Being that this would be paid for exclusively by “Hemp Tax” funds, a levy on a potentially massive industry that has no

And I'm The Jerk?!?!?!
Ok so I'm over at the hh persons pics rating and hear my sb, thinking its my BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!, i look up at it to see.... texascount...: hello are you single? do you like to talk on the phone? do you have yahoo messenger? what's your id? can you please answer all 4 of my questions please? so i reply..... ->texascount...: if You want an aswer to all these questions go read my about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alls he ahs to do is look in my staus and my about me to know the answers, hefck he never even checked me out or did F/R/A.... and his reply to mine... texascount...: if i want to ask questions then i'll ask them you jerk How, pray tell am i the jerk????? I AM SO TIRED OF THE RUDE MEN AND THE STUFF THEY PUT IN MY SB!!!! ANY ONE ELSE GETTING LIL TIRED OF THE STUPID SHIT MEN SAY?!?!?!

Ask Me A Question And I'll Tell You No Lies...
Ask me a question. Any question. No matter how nosey, or pervy, or anything. Either via blog comment, or via message. (or more than one, if you like) And I'll answer it truthfully. Unless I honestly don't know the answer.

Harry Bond 003&1/2
Could Daniel Radcliffe Be The First Gay Bond? October 1, 2007 | Filed under Film News, News Daniel Radcliffe, star of Harry Potter, has said he would be delighted to play super-spy James Bond, though he admits he is too short for the role. Radcliffe recently beat 007 Daniel Craig to win the best male award at the National Movie Awards last week so surely he’d be a popular choice? 5ft 7ins Radcliffe, speaking after the ceremony, joked he was too small to play Bond, but he would be interested in the future, “It takes a big man to turn down the role of Bond. But I’m not sure the world’s ready for a short-arse Bond. Maybe in the future, but the problem is I would still be a short-arse.” Daniel Radcliffe also revealed he would not shy away from gay roles in the future, as long as the role was good I am open to suggestions. If it was a good gay role then of course I would do it.” He even joked that co-star Rupert Grint could be his Bond Girl, “I would love to be the first gay Ja

Thanksgiving
A Very Happy Thanksgiving to all, and special thanks to those I consider good friends. A very simple blog, even though tomorrow is Thanksgiving here in the U.S., sending the best wishes for a wonderful thanksgiving to all, and a very special thanksgiving wish and love is sent to my close dear friends below. I am very fortunate, and thankful for knowing all of you. xoxo Berry, Berry Quite Contrary@ fubar Year of the Dragon™"@ fubar §lirpa@ fubar ẄỉčҜёĐ₣яίέŋĐ@ fubar ~Poetic_Heart~Manager & Dj @ Flirtations@ fubar lilslavegrrl aka Sweet_One@ fubar ♥Grace Kelly♥~Member of Dangerous Curves~/Owned By Delerius@ fubar ♒Vixen26

Help Out A Friend?
She may have made it to Godfather, but that isn't enough. The race still continues. She still has to complete the ultimate goal of winning Fubar. So, everyone please help her She's a really sweet woman, and awesome to her friends. Even when she is trying to be mean, she is nice. So...help her out. Give her some rates, bux, blings, HH...whatever you can [[Per]]™ the "SPECIAL" Godmother@ Level me Damnit!! I demands it!!! I also demands you REPOST MY BULLY And sorry it isn't all sparkly-glowy...I hate that shit

Words Use By Women
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how an

Erm
Ya know.. i don't mind people who rate "true" to their feelings... or whatever they wanna call it.. but.. when they have a mug like this rorytmeadows-=[TruRaters]=-@ fubar why would they want to judge people? not very smart of them in my opinion.. (btw.. i got a 3 lol)

Best Breast Contest
Starting 11-30-08 I will be holding a best breast contest open to any members of dirty little secrets lounge . The contest will run for 1 week ( dec 6th ). The winner will get a 1 month vip . Participants will be judged by 6 judges 3 men and 3 women . Ladies remember bigger isnt always the best . So breast of all sizes are welcome to join and have an equal chance of winning . Contest rules 1 . participant must be at least 18 years old at time picture was taken . 2. must be a member of dirty little secrets lounge . Even though this is not being put on by dls . and does not reflect anything on the lounge . 3. judges have final say . winner will recieve a 1 month vip from me . To enter you just have to add me to your friends list and send a message saying you want in the contest .or you can comment on this blog and say your in . Good luck to all that enter .

Do You Have To?
So as of recent I have seen an influx of idiotic cell phone related mumms. I believe that the dumber and shallower you are, the more you feel the need for a souped up fancy phone. I mean, god forbid you have to receive your all important calls from an underaged meth addicted mall rat girlfriend from a $30/mo Nokia. That would make you PLAIN, UNIMPORTANT, and overall not in sync with the rest of sheeple. Ofcourse you need a Blackberry, or a Storm (whatever the fuck it is, it was all over the mumms) to call your fat loser husband sittin at home while out shopping at Target with cunt runts for ValuPAcks of toilet paper. We know the world will end if you dont receive 24/7 txts from your pothead friends on a Friday night, and make arrangements to meet at a local seedy bar to troll for local college prudes that lose their inhibitions after 12am. The desire of people to be more pompous than Idi Amin just makes me shudder. WHY???

How Long Should It Take?
..When it comes to how long sex and foreplay should last every individual has their own personal preference right? I mean for some folks, especially women in particular, during foreplay the average man either doesn't give enough oral love or he doesn't stay down between her legs long enough. Now as far as the men are concerned, at least the ones that I know, their chief complaints were that some women either don't give head long enough or not at all? So moving along to the sex act itself, many women say that they hated men that put in an hour long foreplay session from the ones I know, but only put in 10 or 15-minutes of sex. However quite a lot of women also told me that they hated men that put in long foreplay sessions but coupled with FOREVER AND A DAY sex sessions. So as you can tell blogland everyone is feeling something different when it comes to foreplay and sex, so different that I decided to write this blog and find out where all my other friends on this site think ab

Dont Hate The Game
I'll never understand the world of dating...sure its fun to scope out who you would potentially like to see where things lead with that person,but why is it so hard to maintain? Its like those favorite pair of jeans u never get tired of wearing cause u put em on and they fit so good and sculpt ur parts that u want to stand out.And they're so comfy...So whats the deal? The first part of meeting someone, as usual is so great cause u dont know that person and u only have to go on what they say. Then down the line it starts opening your eyes to question things...Seriously..mean wut u say...do what u say..to me bullshit walks.If u feel a certain way about someone and u say your into them and wanna be with them then how can u be so distracted to wanna put your attention elsewhere. Im the type of girl if i say im about you then its real...i wear my heart on my sleeve..i know no other way.ppl assume way to much about me that never turns out true.Isnt that u meet that one person who makes ur h

Confused....
explain to me how someone gets involved in 2 separate love triangles... But seriously, I actually got a C- in the class I thought I was surely going to fail last quarter, so yay! This quarter is going pretty well so far, I like the classes and I am doing well with keeping up with them:) Still working 2 jobs, and trying to fit in time for everything, thank goodness my kids go to bed pretty early...lol So how is everybody?

Sugary Daddy
I found a following ad on craigslist. And can't wait to have some fun with it. "I'm looking for a true sugar daddy. Hi if your a understands what a true sugar daddy relationship is. I am not looking for a "traditional" relationship of any sort. I am looking for a discreet relationship with a wealthy man who can provide a great monthly allowance. So if your a nice guy who's wealthy email me pls send recent pic as well as your number I dont wanna play email tag" stupid cunt will forget her own name.

New Name Change....help
I want a new cool Homepage name ... I see so many cool ones....and I cant be that creative.. SO I NEED your help...all my friends and family... I will pay 25,000 Fu Bucks... ( I know not much...but still )to the one I like the best... Ok....so far in this year... I have had.. JD Big Dog's Page.. JD Big Dog's Playground... JD's Page of Frenz and Fun. Now....its just JD..Lookin for a new name. SO Help me... You can submit your enteries... via private message or shout box... or posted in comments here.... I will take all enteries until Monday Dec 8th Thanks peeps..... JD

Club Mystic Member List
UPDATED POINTS @ 8:24pm on 12/5/08 CONGRATS TO FAITH, EOTWP, AND CLUB MYSTIC HOME PAGE ON LEVELING!! WOOHOOO, WE RAWK!!! PLEASE RATE EAGLE AND MERLYN! THESE TWO SHOULD LEVEL QUICKLY, THEN WE WILL MOVE TO SOME OF THE HIGHER LEVELS THAT NEED LOTS OF HELP! THANKS! MERLYN@ fubar Fubarlord -----> Henchman 173,600 Points to go! (+14,663) ~EAGLE~@ fubar Insider -----> Fu-King 223,832 Points to go! (+36,124) AS USUAL, ANY BEEFS, GRIPES, QUESTIONS, OR SUGGESTIONS SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE! THANKS! Home Page Club Mystic!@ fubar Fu-King -----> Godfather 2,991,731 Points to go! (+99,426) THANKS TO ALL FOR HELPING TO LEVEL THE HOMEPAGE! WOOT! WILL PROBABLY ACTIVATE THE AUTO-11 IN ABOUT A WEEK TO GET US TO GODFATHER! WOOHOOO!!! Founder ♦CinDragon♦@ fubar Disciple -----> Prophet 7,841,816 Points to go! (+105,867) Team Captains ~SouthernBaby~@ fubar Disciple -----> Prophet! 11,256,948 Points to go! (+322,527) GUNNY IS TAKIN

Current Giveaways!!!
#'s updated about 8:45pm on 12/5/08 WE NEED TO BOMB GA'S #27 (plz focus on this one) AND #28 AS WELL AS THE AUTO-11 ONE, PPL ARE COMPLAINING THAT WE ARE GETTING PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT BY NOT KEEPING ALL GA'S ACTIVE THAT JOHNNY IS SPONSORING,,,,COMMENT AMOUNTS FOR VIP WILL BE AS THEY ALWAYS HAVE BEEN WITH JOHNNY, WE TALKED SO JUST IGNORE THE CAPTION! PLZ CONTINUE TO DROP A FEW ON #29 AS WELL, AND RE-RATE AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN! THANKS! _____________________________________ WE ARE WAYYYY OFF THE MARK OF OUR GOAL OF 2,000 PER DAY, PLZ TRY TO PICK IT UP A LITTLE, THERE ARE SOME OF YOU NOT BOMBING AT ALL...AND ABOUT FIVE THAT BOMB THEIR BUTTS OFF.... WE REALLY NEED TO HIT #27 HARD, WE HAVE ONLY 5 DAYS BEFORE E NEEDS IT! WE CAN DO IT!!! ______________________________________ STARRY'S PAGE GIVEAWAY #27 THIS ONE WAS GOING TO BE FOR GUNNY, BUT HE HAS SAID TO GIVE IT TO EoTwP...GUNNY IS TAKING SOME TIME OFF, AND EoTwP EXPIRES ON 12/10/08! THANK YOU, GUNNY! 3-MONTH VIP FOR

Have To Love The Marines!!!!
"I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai . It's too good not to pass along. The conversation went something like this... Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.' Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.' Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!' Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!' Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence)" DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH!

A Huge Thank You.......
I really wanted to level to Godmother by my birthday ~ December 15th, but thanks to some special people i actually levelled last night!! So i thought i would do this public 'Thank - You'. So please stop by these awesome peoples pages and shower them with the love they deserve. Thank you Barb for the Auto 11 and the Godmother tag you made me as well as all the rating you did, you rock! ♥ ۞~ஐ~Barb~ஐ~۞♥@ fubar ♥SIMPLY ME♥ OKIEGIRL@ fubar The Pegasus Project@ fubar ~Jimette~MissTastiness~Fu*Ange| Team Leader #4~~*Pegasus Project*~Rating Revo|ution Crew~~@ fubar *♥..ABBY..~aka..Lil.Pegasus*♥.*Pegasus Project.~Council~*@ fubar ~Firerose~PegasusProject~RR~Bartender@NeonMoonSaloon@ fubar Gypsysoul member of the Rating Revolution plz sign my guest book ^_^@ fubar ♦CinDragon♦Founder of ClubMystic♦PegasusProject♦FuAngel♦I.B.I.C♦

Uhmmm...
I can't even tell you how many times I get a following pick up line on here: "I wish you lived in (insert the name of the location), then we could (insert the action intended)". a) Sooo...I guess if I DID live in (***), I would have no other choice but to come over to your house and (***)? b) Isn't it a little pompous of you to assume that the only thing that prevents me from (***) with you is the proximity? c) By this thinking, I could be (***) with anyone within a 10 miles radius?

~ Bad Habits ~
***5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Relationship*** I Read this and thought it was well written...hope it may help someone, somewhere. Always fighting for Love to Survive....Peace. 1. BODY INSECURITIES You know you have this problem if... You cringe and cover up when your partner sees you naked. Compliments make you nervous and defensive. Thinking about his positive attributes makes you wonder what he's doing with you. Why is it a problem? When we are ashamed of our bodies, we "withdraw sexually" and have trouble "being playful and free," says relationship expert Dr. Alice Pisciotto. Many people resort to substances to deal with their insecurites (for example, drinking in order to have sex), which can ruin a sense of closeness. How to fix it: The first step is awareness: realizing, for example, that when he says, "you look beautiful in that dress" and you hear, "go to the gym," it's not because he's being sarcastic, but because you feel ashamed of your bo

Luck I Needz It
Wish me luck going to go apply for a job that a few years ago wouldnt hire me because of my felony... Now I hear that it goes by a case by case... I had a conspiracy for drugs :-s but I am clean and have been for 5 1/2 years :) I need luck cuz I need a JOB!!

12/9
Everyone knows these guys. The following is a series of comments the leader of the Confederate of Dunces that is the Tru Raters left on my page. Obviously, you all know that I had some colorful responses to his allegations here. Unfortunately, he blocked me before I could screen shot those to show you here. All of my friends are aware that I really don't care about the numbers you rate on my page, be it a 1 or a 10. I am a true point whore. I take the points any way I can. However, I do take personal offense with the comments with which the members of that group typically follow the rates. This is particularly true with my female friends. The insults are unwarranted, without merit, and a complete insult against the dignity of my friends. I won't stand for it and I come right out to the Tru Raters and take the issue head on. Quite frankly, I think the following comments are Tru indications that they are a bunch of attention seeking imbeciles that shrink into their impotence at t

Grrr
I HATE this weather! I guess I'm spoiled but not having to take a bus filled with angry people anywhere, and trampling through icebergs, like it was in Russia. But it still pisses me off. I hate CHicago :(

Who I Want For Christmas
Dear Santa Here is who i want for Christmas!!!!! These people all hold a special place in my heart and always make me smile....... So i couldn't ask for a better present mlbracer8 Xmasbaby73 Andi Lynn gem4life Kim Freya Sexy Wonder Woman livinsingle Babes Pryjmaty Sassy4DJ Shortcake Kate Sunflower Sara Sexypink0828 I think I have been a good boy this year and I hope too wake up Christmas day and find these rare gifts under my tree.................

Pedro El Loco
The day I met him I was locked in for laughter! His humor is so uniquely his!! I don't visit with him as often as I would like, but he works too much! He is very cool and he makes cool little things for the people he befriends which makes them smile..so he perpetuates goodness. He is one of my very most special friends for many reasons...but the most important reason is he has never bullshitted me ever! One day I'd like to sit on the river bank and shoot the shit with him. Pedro El Loco@ fubar ♥

Merry Christmas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, som

No Words I Can Say For Comments You All Leave But What They Mean To Me Ty
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics" IF I COULD TAKE AND PUT INTO WORDS " WHAT MY FRIENDS ARE TO ME THEIR ANGEL'S YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME HUGS AND LOVE CHERIE'MARIE KNOWN AS WITCHESBREW

Poor Kid
Just got back from spending three days in the hospital with my son Tommy. He had symptoms of meningitis. Fever, stiff neck. There had been two cases in this county in the past month. Poor kid had to have a spinal tap, IV, blood cultures. Test concluded it wasn't meningitis, just a virus, thank God. Tommy was in a very grumpy mood our last hours there. Not even early Christmas presents could cheer him up. He was all ready to go and we had been waiting for the discharge. Tom was beside me when I signed the paper work and he kicked the nurse! He was ready to go! I told him of course it was not nice to kick people. But I still had to keep from laughing. He had to get a little payback. LOL

Parenthood
Last week I got a call from an idiot I call my father. He complained that I don't call him, and when he does, I never return calls. Which is a lie, since I have a voicemail AND a caller ID. ANd he hasn't called much. He then continued to whine about me not calling. I didnt want to ruin his holiday spirit by asking why the fuck he hasn't been calling for about 10 yrs, from the time I was 12, to the time I was around 22. Why he managed to break every promise he has made for me when I was little. Why he managed to kill every sprout of goodness in me with his sardonic personality and lack of any sort of emotion. Why he managed to compare me to every one of his friends' children, while not giving too much shit about my upbringing himself. It would've been fine if he had made any attempts to apologize and recognize his mistakes. But there would be a bigger chance of world peace than of him saying "sorry" about ANYTHING. He is in total denial, even after getting himself and I in

Screw You!
Did reading the Subject make you horny? Nope Are you already thinking about someone? not really How old were you when you lost your virginity? 14 Ever take someones virginity? no.. Ever plan to wait til marriage? nope When did you last have sex? 2 days ago Do you consider yourself dominant? rarely What form of birth control do you use? nothing Do you have any children? nope Ever give or receive the SHOCKER? *snicker* Do you know a SHOCKER slogan? yeah Are you a freak in the sheets? i have a bit of kink in me Do the drapes match the curtains? not so much Do you have sex dreams? yeah LMAO Ever been called a whore or slut? lmao yeah Ever try anal sex? If not, would you? yes Is there anything sexual you wouldnt try? erm.. i might try it.. but there are a few things i am not into Bases: What is 1st base? kissing What is 2nd base? above waist touching What is 3rd base? below waist touching What is 4th base? intercourse Ever have Sex: in a Car? y

List Of Friends
I have a list of folks I know - all in my contacts list And every year as Christmas nears - I think of those I’ve missed. And that is when I realize - that these names are a part Not of the list they're written in - but of my very heart. For each name stands for someone who has crossed my path sometime And in that meeting they've become the Rhythm of the Rhyme. And though it sounds fantastic for me to make this claim I really feel that I’m composed of each remembered name. And while you may not be aware of any special link Knowing you has shaped my life far more than you can think. For once you've met somebody - the years cannot erase The memory of a pleasant word -or of a friendly face. So never think my Christmas thoughts are just a mere routine Of names upon a Christmas list - forgotten in between. For when I send an E-Mail that is addressed to you It’s ‘cause you're on the list of folks I feel indebted too. For we are but a total of t

My Breasts
Lets just get these facts out of the way so you don't have to ask me about them in my shoutbox or inbox: 1. Yes I like them and I'm very proud of them. Hence the five billion pictures in different bras with practically the same pose. 2. No you can't see them under any circumstances. I'm happily married and he gets to see them and that's it. Now if you happen to have been on this site for awhile or know someone who has been then I guarantee they've seen them. Ask around if you're that interested. 3. Size 38ddd 4. Yes they are completely real. Big breasts run in my family. Plus I'm not a small girl which enhances them. I thought I had more but I guess there's only so much you can say about a pair of tits huh?

Let Me Know What U All Think
Ok well i was just thinking about some stuff since Dani been away taking care of her family and stuff. (and we all miss her) :) I been thinking of making a one or two nights where all the kitties can come and hang out and if there new kitties meet them, also i been think of maybe having a auction where we can auction ourselfs off if anyone is intersted pls let me know (Hzleyswtie) leave me sum comments about when is the best time for everyone and let know know some other thing we can do. ty all *hugs&kisses)

This Is The End Of The Shadow Bombers For Now.
WE HAVE A GOODBY BLAST THIS IS WAITING FOR APPROVAL FOR 1 DAY THAT WE WON FOR HELPING THE REGIMENT BOMBERS/LEVELERS WITH GOOFYLADY, YOU ALL DID A GOOD JOB AND THANK YOU FOR THE HELP, LOOK FOR BLAST AND CLICKY LOL 12/19/2008 OK,This is the end of the Shadow Bombers.We can not bomb this way so untill or if it goes back the way it was this is our final good bye to the family.we love you all and will still be there if you need anything.Keep in touch and have a great holiday!!! the new way to bomb is u leave a comment then u comment on your comment or someone elses u can do that twice then reload the pic u are bombin if u choose to still help finish our giveways

You Asked For It Lewis. :p
Time Slips.... As time slips speedily away, falling faster than the day before. Nothing can stop it's relentless journey, not day, night, peace or war. As time slips by so very fast. I lie distraught, stagnant in verse, yearning for the future to dissolve my past. Do my beliefs decieve me? Thinking softly, silently, not logical or perverse. As time slips through our hands, we grow weary in the search for a better tomorrow... I scream out loud for someone to hold me, as time engulfs me in it's burning sands. Painfully I reach out. Drowning in my sorrow. As time slips by and by, I think of love, prosperity and hope. Memerories of the sweet warmth of love, I fall into slumber. Awakened in the night, I reach for the moon, the stars and sky. For in their gentle light, I have learned not to fear and how to cope. I now search in time, looking for a new beginning. A little less encumbered.

Mormon
I visited my grandmother today and, at some point, she asked me what I thought of Barack Obama. "Oooh. I like him. I'm a big supporter." (I left out the part about how I want to have sex with him.) My grandmother scrunched up her face. "I dunno. I just didn't know what to think of either of them. Plus, I heard Obama's a mormon." "Um, a mormon? Do you perhaps mean muslim?" "Nope. I heard he's a mormon."

Too Excited To Sleep
I took a shower and now I can't sleep. Usually the late night shower helps me sleep better. I think I'm just too excited about getting my car tomorrow! Someone fondle my boobs and cuddle me to sleep. Thanks.

2 Worlds..(poem)
and..i think.. if two parallel worlds ran in two parallel lines two different worlds in two different times one full of dreams and one full of truths one every one see's and one every one knows one full of hate one full of love where every one's happy or no one's got enough one full of happiness and one full of pain one full of sunshine and one full of rain so which one would you choose now all said and done the one that sounds the best ....or the real one..

Coconut Lime Chicken And Snow Peas
So pretty i had to post a picture Makes 2 servings ACTIVE TIME: 35 minutes TOTAL TIME: 35 minutes 1 cup “lite” coconut milk (see Tips for Two) 1/4 cup lime juice 2 tablespoons brown sugar 1/2 teaspoon salt 8 ounces chicken tenders 4 cups shredded romaine lettuce 1 cup shredded red cabbage 1 cup sliced snow peas 3 tablespoons minced fresh cilantro 2 tablespoons minced red onion 1. Preheat oven to 400°F. 2 . Whisk coconut milk, lime juice, sugar and salt in an 8-by-8-inch glass baking dish. Transfer 1/4 cup of the dressing to a large bowl; set aside. Place chicken in the baking dish; bake until cooked through, about 20 minutes. 3. Meanwhile, add lettuce, cabbage, snow peas, cilantro and onion to the large bowl with the dressing; toss to coat. Divide between 2 plates. 4. Transfer the chicken to a cutting board and thinly slice. Arrange the chicken slices on top of the salads. Drizzle 1 tablespoon of the coconut cooking liquid over each of the salads. NUTR

To My Friends And Family
WHICH NOW ARE PRETTY MUCH ALL I HAVE. WENT THROUGH YESTERDAY AND DELETED OVER A THOUSAND FANS,FRIENDS AND SOME FAMILY. THE NEW YEAR IS ABOUT TO START AND I WANTED TO JUST CLEAN IT UP. THOSE OF YOU IN MY FAMILY ARE THE ONES I TRULLY HAVE BECOME FRIENDS WITH. THE REST WERE JUST POINT CHASERS OR JUST OUT RIGHT FU-HOES. NO TIME FOR THAT. BIG CHANGES WILL BE COMMING IN THE NEW YEAR. I WILL MOST LIKELY BE BACK ON THE ROAD..MAYBE EVEN IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TOO...SO WATCH OUT...LOL...I AM IN THE PROCESS OF WEIGHING MY OPTIONS. SO MY TIME WILL BE LIMITED AND AT BEST SPORATIC ONLINE. DON'T NEED TO WASTE A MINUTE OF IT. SO HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND IF I'M PERIODICLY ABSENT FROM THE FU. I WILL JUST BE DOING WHAT I NEED TO DO SO I'M NOT SPENDING THE SUMMER LIVING IN A TENT BY THE RIVER. NOT THAT IT WOULDN'T BE NICE AND PEACEFUL THERE...SO ANYWAY THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG...BUT WONT BE MY LAST..WILL KEEP ALL UPDATED ON THE PROGRESS OF CHANGES I WILL BE GOING THROUGH. SO EVERYONE HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMA

A Request From A Fellow Leveler
DJ Sissy has asked if we can help out a friend of hers....He needs 203k to level...he has 267 pics and 11 stash..if we all hit him up we can get him closer Ðrågðñmå§†êr@ fubar and we should all stop by hit up DJ Sissy...she is alittle under 1 million to disciple! Ɖј♥§î$$ý ** Øwñè® ºƒ ßºdý §hºT$**/Fµ-Êñgågèd ² Ðj-ß ß Gåmßíñí//ƒµbå®§ Fîñè§T lèvè@ fubar anyone else need help? let me know!!! I just gave DJ Superman my 11's...Hes down to 56k to Godfathering!!! COME ON LETS GET HIM THERE BEFORE THE NEW YEAR!!!!!! DJ Superman ~Head DJ @ Fantasy Radio~FU Commited 2 Superfaireepop*@ fubar

Atreyu Knows It Best
You Are a Tulip You have a wild, experimental side that craves change. You often switch jobs and lovers, always looking for something better. But deep down, you're also very well grounded and content. And you will come to know that the life you live is already ideal. What Flower Are You?

Urgent!
My name is Nejad Faeqah, I am a regional manager bank of Dubai , Dubai media city branch, Am awfully sorry if this letter does not suit your business or personal ethics. I got your contact during my search on business/ dealers and real estate internet search and my mind strongly tells me that I can thrust you, because I am desperately need someone I can trust. I had no idea I was so transparent. But then if I were, Mr. Faeqah would know that I have no ethics. I have also received several emails from Santa… just felt like bragging there.

Girlfriend Application
Ok, I know this is gonna sound stupid, but hey, it's worth a shot. Ok, first off, I just want to say that yeah, this is for real. Apply. So anyways, I am looking for someone between the ages of 21 to 25, has a job, at least a high school diploma, and likes dogs. I don't mind drinkers or smokers, I can handle that. Please, no drug users. No STD's, no current children, and willing to share a place. I would prefer you have your own car, but I am willing to share. I work full time and have my own place with my little dog. I cook and clean. If you feel you have a good persona and are willing to be with someone that is loyal, caring, honest, and will do what is needed to make it work. Let me know, leave your comment, a little bit bout yourself, and lets talk!!! Ciao for now!!!

Rate Spike And We Rate You!!!!!
HERE IS THE DEAL!!! OUR DEAR FRIEND AND SPONSOR OF CLUB MYSTIC, "SPIKE", WILL BE RUNNING AUTO-11'S ON CHRISTMAS DAY, BEGINNING AT MIDNIGHT EST, THAT IS 11 PM CENTRAL, 9PM FU-TIME! WE ARE TRYING TO GET HIM AS MANY RATES AS POSSIBLE, SO ANYONE THAT RATES HIS PICS DURING HIS AUTO'S WILL BE VISITED ONE DAY DURING THE FOLLOWING WEEK BY CLUB MYSTIC TO LAY SOME SERIOUS LUV ON YOUR PAGE! THE MORE YOU DO, THE HARDER WE WILL ATTACK YOUR PAGE! WOOHOOOOO!!! YOU MUST DO THE FOLLOWING... 1) F/R/A SPIKE OR RE-RATE HIM 2) LEAVE A COMMENT ON HIS PROFILE SAYING THAT YOU ARE THERE TO HELP CLUB MYSTIC RATE HIS PICS DURING AUTO'S 3) LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE LAST PIC OF EACH FOLDER THAT YOU RATE, SAYING "RATED FOLDER FOR CLUB MYSTIC" 4) SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO THE CLUB MYSTIC HOMEPAGE WITH TOTAL NUMBER OF PICS RATES THAT YOU DID FOR SPIKE! (WILL BE VERIFIED!) HERE IS THE LINK TO SPIKE'S PAGE! SPIKE@ fubar AND THIS IS THE LINK TO THE CLUB MYSTIC PAGE! Club Mystic!@ fubar

Warm Holiday Wishes
My two youngest nieces, aged 6 and 1 1/2, were running around the house with santa hats on, delivering joy and laughter. They barged into the bathroom while I was brushing my teeth, and, in a deep voice, the six-year-old asked, "And what do you want, little girl?" "Well, I'd like the three sweetest nieces in the world." She cocked her head to the side and suggested a replacement gift. "How about just a blanket?"

How Many Languages Can You Say "merry Christmas" In?
You Can Say "Merry Christmas" in 12 Languages You can say "Merry Christmas" in: English Spanish Japanese French German Swedish Greek Gaelic Hawaiian Dutch Korean Esperanto How Many Languages Can You Say "Merry Christmas" In?

Video Shout To Fubar Peeps 1
I decided to make a video shout out some fubar peeps...Those who I might have left out hit me up in a private message and next time i do another video shout out I will be sure to include you. Plz rate and comment... Beto

Battle Not Monsters (the Sequel)
Here's one you can point and laugh at. So, while I was asleep, one of of the random shouts I got was from a green member with the obligatory picture of the blonde, big-breasted model as her display pic. She's a level 7, posting as a 22-year-old female. Her: monster Me: I prefer "Red Bull" to "Monster." The taste is a lot more subtle. Her: hehe your not a red bull your a really monster.... Me: Don't get me wrong, those Monster coffee drinks are good, too.. Her: no no no your face is monster just like a morster dont get offend dear Me: Why do you say that? Just curious. Me: Do you see fangs? Scales? A big horn in the center of my forehead? Fur? (Well, the fur, I acknowledge) Me: A little tip for surviving here, because you're obviously very new and probably don't talk to many real people yet... Me: Don't make negative comments about people's appearances when you have no approved salute and you're hiding your real appearance behind the picture of a model. Her: i

Fubar Observation
..ya know what I've noticed about this place in the almost 3 years I've been here...the more the place itself may change, the people always stay the same .... hope everyone's having a great weekend....stay tuned..

Perfect
Sweet words are easy to say, sweet things are easy 2 buy, But sweet people are difficult to find. Life ends when U stop dreaming, Hope ends when U stop believing, Love ends when U stop caring, Friendship ends when U stop sharing. So share this with whomever U consider a friend. To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, And to care without expectation is the heart of a true friend... If U Care........ Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

How Much Do You Remember 2008?
You Remember 50% of 2008 Okay, you were somewhat paying attention during 2008. But you're not going to impress anyone with your knowledge of what went down. You know the basics about what went down, but little else... Let's just say you won't be writing the history book for 2008. How Much Do You Remember 2008?

Miss January
HERE THEY COME, 2009'S CALENDAR GIRLS. FIRST UP IS Mz JANUARY, LIFE'S A BEACH. CLICK ON SENCOND PIC TO GO TO HER PROFILE AND PLEASE REPOST THIS OFTEN DURING THE MONTH OF JANUARY. SHES COMING TO YOU FROM OUR 50th STATE, HAWAII HERE IS ONE ROCKIN BEACH BUNNIE!SO CLICK ON BELOW PIC AND SPANK HER HARD AND F/A/R HER AND SHOW HER LOTS OF LOVE( SHE LOVES BLINGS)I KNOW SHE RETURNS ALL LOVE GIVEN AND YOU BE ONE FRIEND RICHER FOR KNOWING HER ~Life's a Beach & I'm Just Tanning® aka:Barefoot Babydoll ~The Official Fubar Mermaid®@ fubar THIS IS THE START OF A FU-TABULIOUS YEAR, SO COME ON AND MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS!!!! Thank you all so much!!! I wish you all the best New Year ever!!! REPOST AND STICKY PLEASE, OFTEN!!!!

Request From Starshine
StarShine has asked if we can help her BF...He is 70k away from leveling and has 214 pics...Lets hit him up! art r/l boyfriend to heather@ fubar Ok only 7 ppl replied to my last blog about who still wants to help ppl level and be notified about ppl in need of help leveling so it will be those 7 ppl that I will continue to send shouts about leveling and those 7 ppl that I will be excepting help request from for other ppl, I always have and always will help out my friends though :o) ....I did note about the realistic goals for us and agree, So unless the person has over 200 pics and under atleast 85k I wont be blogging them

Why The L Word Sucks
Lupus.. it fucking sucks I mean fucking sucks.. there is no cure because it is not affecting enough rich people I assume and that because who the fuck cares about the women and some men suffering from it.. its a fucking joke on tv and in the news yet here I sit crying due to it.. I fucking hate this world and everything else and really just wish everyone would fuck off and die.. I mean sitting here looking at half these people who should not even be fucking breathing while good people are dying UGH fuck you all sorry I do not want attention I just want to vent because I already have enough holes in my walls.. I guess off to the mumms to bitch and bitch at someone until these pills kick in..

If We Had Sex
The answers were so FUN Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. What position would we do i

Read And If You Agree Your In
LMAO we have no rules!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok First you must add the top 6 Friends . 2nd If you would put us in your name Fubars "MOST" Finest You don't have to but we would appreciate it. Like i said there are no rules. when you see a bully from one of the CEO's aka Colonel, MYLF, MS Carolina, Christina Veronica, & Italian Irish Irish Princess and Especially the Home Page try to repost if your not on dont worry about just do it when you can but we do expect see bulletins reposted and love shown to the people they're about. We do not have to be in your top friends or fam but we ask that you do put the Home Page in your top friends somewhere. We have a yahoo group if you go to the homepage click on the link in the about me section and register you can add your b-day to the calendar and set it to remind us the day before and day of so we get the message and make sure we show love. The messenger for that is fubarsmostfinest@yahoo.com please add it if you have yahoo and Club Euphoria is o

Is There Meaning In It?
I have a tendency to believe that there is meaning in most of the things that happen in life, I believe that there are many levels to the world around us that we do not see or understand...yeah to some it is mystical mumbo - jumbo but to me I can not believe that life or the universe is as simple as so many people seem to view it. So - today I am having a reflective day, a bit of a downer but not really and then... I was taking out the trash...when I opened the door - I bird flew out of the Christmas wreath on my door, into my house, landed on my Christmas tree and just sat there looking at me. I quickly locked the cat in the bathroom, left the door open and took out the trash...trying to figure out how I was getting that bird out. I came back in - walked close to the tree and the bird flew right out the door. Mind you - the tree is on the opposite side of the room than the door... Come on - is this just some weird thing that happened (I mean a lot of weird things happe

Been Brought To My Attn.
'*Trisha*- Queen Living My Life {Owner Of Sweet Temptation EVERYONE PLEASE REPORT HER PAGE AS WELL SO IT GETS DELETED THANX was brought to my attn some chic was using my pics but she has me blocked completley from her page go figure and Im tryn to find out what pics etc.. and get her to take them down.. I was told of at least 3 sfar. Me layn down in my chair in my Black n Pink Bikini with a white tshirt layn on me, Me by a Red car,The one of me holdn the kiwi and my purse sayn Shhh, the Hieniken pic where Im faded.. those are the ones Ive been told of so far.. I was just told she is aware ppl are ceckn into her now she is lookn at my stuff. I want this taken care of. She has a friend too using pics of me or of me and some friends claimn to be a friend. Leave her comments on her page under all my pics letn her know we are onto her etc. Thanx luvs. Ur all wonderful.. Trisha Nicole Jones (Douglas) is her real nme http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1982063 sleep one

Death Of An Innocent
To those who have ever chosen to drink and get behind the wheel of a car.... read this.... and maybe next time you will think before you do that...before you make the decision to take someone elses life into your hands. Death of an Innocent I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, So I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, The way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, Even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, As everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, So responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, But as I pulled out into the road, The other car didn't see me, Mom, And hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, "The other guy is drunk," Mom, A

New Year
Ok since fubar makes it impossible to bomb right now we are going to be a leveling family only for now and i will be updating the leveling blog and we wil also work on leveling our friends also so if you have friends that need to be leveled pm the home page with their link so i can post a blog for them too. lets get back up and running again and level each other the way we used to. thank you, angel eyes,basstracker,ms.bratt,sapphire,beckyjean

Sex And Making Love
This blog stems from a conversation I had with a friend a little while back. He seems to think that passion only comes at least from his point of view, when there are feelings. Or at least when there is passion involved, feelings start to develop and someone gets hurt. There for, sex with passion means you are making love. So then you must be in love to have passion. I for one strongly disagree with this. To have truly enjoyable sex, there needs to be passion. Not just a wham bam thank you ma'am. If that's the case, take care of it your own damn self. You really do not need another person in the equation to get yourself off, male or female. That is the fun of having the other person there, to have all your other senses stimulated. Touch, feel, smell, taste, see and hear each others reactions. On that same note.... Sex in relationships.. Just because you are in a relationship, it isn't all about the "Love" making. Hell.. I know I want sex! I don't always want that lovey, dovey, sof

So I'm Gonna Do It....
Go for Spotlight that is. It's something that I've thought about before,but never really thought I'd actually go through with. But thanks to a wonderful friend,Freak, asking me about it,I'm gonna do it. So feel free to donate,its going to a great cause,me on your page for 24 hours straight! Thats better than watching A Christmas Story!! Thanks in advance for helping! xoxox

Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 1-05-09 Cotton Candy
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 12-29-09 Cotton Candy Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Cotton Candy Birthday: May 10th Zodiac Sign: Taurus Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Brown Tattoos: One two butterflies on the back of my neck Piercings: 2 on my right ear, 4 on my left, tongue, and lip *Favorites* Color: Silver Season: Fall Day Of Week: Wednesday Animal: Panther Flower: Purple rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Yes Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yes I have Smiled For No Reason?: Yeah I do that alot when I am around my son Sat On Your Rooftop?: Yeah, used to love to sit out there on a nice cool night *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Computer Phone 0R IM?: IM McDonalds 0R Burger King?: McDonalds Summer 0R Winter?: Winter CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: MP3 XBox 0R PS2?: XBOX RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: Pepperoni with

Winners Weekend 1/3/09
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED !!! HERE ARE THE RESULTS and WINNERS of Over 7 MILLION in PRIZES!!! BLING RACE WINNERS: Saturday Cobralady™ M!£ai™ Gottoloveit69 Sunday ღஐ kgurl ღஐ M!£ai™ CantSleepClownsWillEatMe The Grand Prize Drawings for Over 5 MIL Fubux. 3 Winners out of the 18 entered are ….. 3 MIL ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ 1.5 MIL justachickinpa 750k DA_BADDEST

Auto 11s
Ok, I know what they are now. But how long do they last? And these people who have changed their names to Auto 11s..do they just buy bling pack after bling pack of them so their name doesn't come off as stupid? [which doesn't work.]

Jackass Is Begging For Money
So I get this shout today: red moon(C...: READ MY ABOUT ME AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO BABY. Being Curious I check out his profile and this is what his about me says: "If you want to talk this is my number, 9312669408. i need money so I can do somethings and excuses come last. 4103 Dixie Rd. Ft.Campbell K.y. is where you can send me somthing if not just a letter of a friendly greeting and what you about.The name on the money order would be Andre Towns. Make smiles happen for me.Give me the privilage of being that speacial one because you prioritized my exsistance with funds to reach dreams seldom seen. Yall know what real is. Delete me or don't accept my request unless you can handle my mind. Take affirmative action cause life is no joke around my way. It's precious so I'm sincere when I tell you have a nice day.I need money in a major way and since I'm human I have to have love." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's right folks! With our failing economy he wants us to gi

This Is How It Works!
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV. LoL So True!!

You Never Know...
There's these 2 senior citizen guys that attend the same computer school I'm going to. One is Mexican 75 years old & the other is German 85 years old. They hang out together. They're always inviting women to lunch - and usually getting rejected. Not to mention laughed-at. (My instructor let me know this.) So... today they targeted me. I accepted their invitation. Lunch time came, we chose one of their cars, I climbed into the back seat. The Mexican one was driving. FAST. Speeding like a teenager. His friend was talkin away and laughin like nothing; meanwhile I'm in the backseat like thinkin "wtf" and tryin not to lol... We get to the restaurant and pig out, they ordered margaritas, I drank mine of course. (100% shitfaced is the goal right?) Anyways we had a ball. Conversating & laughing about everything from politics to love to religion to gangsterism to our classes at school. Life. Next thing we knew we were already 30 minutes late to be back in class - and still way across town.

For You A$$face.. If You Ever Get On Fubar Anymore
Our daughters FIRST Christmas passes.. and i really didn't expect you to send her a present, but you couldn't even spare a card? a note to her? ANYTHING i can put in her baby book to show that you gave even the tiniest of shit about her? I really am not expecting alot of anything from you because some of the things i learned about you is: *You say what you need to, to get you where you want to be, but it doesn't take long for your TRUE colors to bleed through. *you Lie.. and you suck at it. *you claim to be a caring father, yet do you pay ANY support on any of your 3 kids? OH.. well you have to actually have a job to do that huh? I have heard many excuses from you as to why you can not come see this little girl.... and I call bullshit . cant find a job? hell even McDonalds or Taco Bell would put clothes on any of your kids, or buy diapers. * You have the means to party, and provide for yourself..and then you puff up that chest and say "i am a daddy" but do you earn that title at

Women Are Amazing
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

Blah
I have to go back to Georgia tomorrow. I was looking forward to not having to work this stupid wrestling thing so I could stay at home a little longer. I had lunch plans with my god mother on Friday. Now I'll have to cancel them. I may email my boss and see if I can double up on the next event so I can skip out of this one. There's 4 people working the first shift and 5 people working the second shift. I'm the 5th one working the second shift, so it seems excessive. Blah. I guess I should just suck it up and go back. And because of this obvious fu-inflation, it seems I need about 10 million more fuBucks for spotlight. But I don't need it until March 31st. I think I'll be okay. If not then I'll just pout. :( Crap. I have a ton of laundry I need to do.

Good Morning Kiss
A good Morning Kiss for you..... Your lips meet mine with the touch of a feather likea breeze sweeps over a meadow of heather whispers so sweetly do caress my soft skin, my sleep leave me now, my desires sets in A misted gaze betwix our awakening eyes brings on the passion...with whimpering sighs... the moment so electrical, so full of magic us not making love, t'would be totally tragic Come give me the pleasure of your beautiful kiss like two serpents dancing aplay as they hiss Give me your passion, your heat ..your desire oh wake me my darling, come stoke up my fire.... Entwine me my love with your carnivorous kisses its dream that I want, its one of my wishes once you have fed me, and had your feast too, Hold me my darling, and feel my heart coo... Xanie X

What's Your Word?
Your Word is "Think" You see life as an amazing mix of possibilities, ideas, and fascinations. And sometimes you feel like you don't have enough time to take it all in. You love learning. Whether you're in school or not, you're probably immersed in several subjects right now. When you're not learning, you're busy reflecting. You think a lot about the people you know and the things you've experienced. What's Your Word?

Medical Mumms
One of the staple questions in mumms seems to be medical problems. To an extent I can understand why. In UK, healthcare is free at the point of delivery but I know thats not the case in other places, and cost is an issue. What I'm curious about is why post the questions in a mumm rather than a specialised medical site? And do the mumm posters actually follow the advice given? Would you really trust a group of amateurs to look after you health without even assessing you properly? Do the people posting the advice really know what they are talking about or are they taking a "try it and hope for the best" approach? lol

Auto11 Auction
auto 11 auction... heres how it goes... place ur bid as a comment do not bring drama highest bidder wins auction will go on for a total of 2weeks sat jan10-sat jan 24 12pm est time BID WILL BEGIN AT 2MILL... PLACE BIDS NOW

The Year You Were Born
In 1986 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan is president of the US The US officially observes Martin Luther King Day as a national holiday for the first time The space shuttle Challenger explodes moments after lift off, killing 6 astronauts and a teacher A major nuclear disaster occurs at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant in the Soviet Union Japanese video game maker Nintendo introduces its games to America US warplanes bomb Libyan headquarters in retaliation for terrorist attacks The Soviet Union launches the Mir space station IBM unveils the PC Convertible, the first laptop computer Charlotte Church, The Olsen twins, and Lindsay Lohan are born New York Mets win the World Series Chicago Bears win Superbowl XX Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Top Gun is the top grossing film "That's What Friends Are For" by Dionne & Friends spends the most time at the top of the US charts ALF, the Oprah Winfrey Show, and Pee-wee's Playhouse pr

Mohawks...the Other Other White Meat.!!!
not often do ppl have a hawk....and when they do...its usually new ..and only there for like a day or 2 till they shave it off. ...well....not mine....its getn bigger n better every day.....right now its green w/ black tips....and i think red w/ black tips will be next. so what goin on wit u???....and what makes you....you? RP

Entry 1-the Explanation
Well, one day, I was sitting around all bored and such. Decided to make myself a rather strange New Years Resolution! I have always loved reading and usually keep track of how many books I read a year...yada yada. Well, I got to thinking. This year I want to read 100 or more books. Yeah, weird...I know. I have a few friends that think I am a bit off of my rocker...I know that one! Well, I figure that would keep me occupied and it's something that I know that I can do. I'm not good at keeping resolutions.....weight lose, quit smoking, quit swearing as much, etc. This one is fathomable! So, every blog entry in this blog, will be, books I have finished. I know, boring! But, so far... -Eclipse by Stephanie Meyer -Beetle and the Bard-JK Rowling -Summer on Earth-Tom Lombardi If you have any suggestions of future reads...let me know!

For Sarge's Bad Girls..thanks Çåråbë££å
My SBG'S Sisters this is for all of you...Please Read Dear Goddess: The lady reading this is beautiful, classy and strong, and I love her. Help her live her life to the fullest. Please promote her and cause her to excel above her expectations. Help her shine in the darkest places where it is impossible to love. Protect her at all times, lift her up when she needs you the most, and let her know when she walks with you, She will always be safe. Love you My SBG Sisters!!!!

Tits
It took me two hours to get home from class today >_>! It usually takes about 40-45 min. My second class got cancelled.... after I waited three hours in the computer lab for it. Oh well.. I really hope school is CLOSED tomorrow. With wind chill; it's supposed to be -30 or so. There is about a foot or so of snow in my driveway. My poor little car barely makes it haha. Blah at this weather coming right as school starts. Oh, and I have tits, the end.

Ezrates Rant
I can't resist ranting about this at the moment. So a ranting and a blogging I go! What fucking idiot decided to call these folders of random photos found on the internet "ezrates"? Its completely stupid. There is nothing easy about these rates. These rates are the same as any other fucking rate that you get on a photo. Its not any less complicated. You don't get any more points for rating that picture compared to the other pictures. I'd like to bitch slap the person that started this with their own hand. Grow a fucking brain. Title your damn folders like "stupid cat pictures" for those dumb cat pictures with captions like "I haz a cookie!". If anything the ezrates are more annoying then they are easy. Do what I did. Most people don't read profiles so I created a bunch of folders (about me, likes, dislikes, favorite fu's). At least then the people that are sooooooo busy rating your 2000+ pictures can say "hey we have this stuff in common. cool!". Or here's another ide

Which Tat Is Better?
http://www.tattoojohnny.com/military-tattoo-designs.asp OK I WANT A NEW TAT BUT IM STUCK BETWEEN 2 TATS. THE LINK ABOVE SHOWS BOTH TATS. U WILL SEE 15 PIC ON THE PAGE. GOING LEFT TO RIGHT. ITS BETWEEN THE VERY FIRST PIC AND THE 12TH PIC. LEAVE ME A COMMENT TELLING ME WHICH ONE U LIKE THE MOST. PLEASE AND TY. FIRST TAT--- http://www.tattoojohnny.com/tattoo-design-gallery.asp?sku=axf-00912 2ND TAT---- http://www.tattoojohnny.com/tattoo-design-gallery.asp?sku=chf-00689

Just Like It Says...
Okay guys this is mainly for my so called "Friends" on fubar. I just thought i would put out a little news flash on here. Also please note this does not apply to everyone and I am not gonna sit here and make a list of the offenders. You know who you are. I just have to say is I am sick of chasing my friends around on this site and on yahoo (to those who do have my yahoo) to have a conversation. Seriously, I added you to my friends for a reason. There was something about you that I must like or have liked. Lately, I dont feel that the friends I made on here are quite genuine. NOTE TO PEOPLE..... THE KIDS EXCUSE IS GETTING OLD...REALLY!!!!! If it is true, don't bother with the fucking computer and take care of your fucking kids!!! Theyre human beings not used as a tool to avoid someone. Seriously, I don't buy it anymore. I know if I bought you some fake shit that Baby Jesus created on this site... Id be greeted EVERY day. oh yeah Im in school is another one. YEAH... You are in school

Men!!
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best out of everything they have. Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness and bad days give you experiences. Both days are essential in life. Stop whinning and start being grateful. Love, Peace and Soooouuuulllll. MEN!!! this is primarily for the women but it is still funny. 1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a fina

Putting It All Out There!!!
OK SO THE FOLLOWING IS SOMETHING THAT WAS WRITTEN ABOUT ME BY SOMEONE THAT THINGS I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON...SHE IS ENTITLED TO HER OWN OPINION......HOWEVER I THINK SHE NEEDS TO RE-EVALUATE THOSE SHE TELLS ME IM JEALOUS OF!! ENJOY!!!! If most of you know me you will know me as a blunt person who calls it like i see it..., in the past months i have decided to zip my lips and watch more so then say anything to see who was real and who really was fake. Well i feel like i can no longer keep things zipped and i'm really about to explode with some of the knowledge i have...so yes it is time to shine some light on those self centered assholes and show people what they are really like...People i was once happy to call my friends, i now wonder why i wasted anytime on them and their lies...nonetheless i am going to give them the attention they are seeking and hopefully put them in the spotlight they so dearly wanna be in...Since i have been on fubar i get alot of people who love reading my bl

Crystal
> > > > CryStaL ♥ She is always helping others out, and telling us all to rate everybody else...sooooooo SHE HAS TEH AUTO,s AND HH FRIDAY @ 7 pm FU TIME It is time for PAYBACK!! RAPE DIS BISSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!! ĈŔYŞŦĄŁ : Events are influenced by our very great desires.@ I DID NOT MAKE THIS BY MYSELF DAISY HELPED ME, I AM REPOSTING IT FROM A WEEK AGO

Friends
Why is it when we meet someone we go out of our way on being nice? We make them feel good. Compliments and such. Yet when things start to get comfy, it back fires. Now you go out of your way on being mean. They know you care right? Reassurance is for pansies. Blah. I just want to be a friend. A good one. I'm sorry I suck.

Healing And Prayer Request.~update02~
She is Home!!! Sorry if I cantype all that well right now but I just wanted everyone to know that she is home and doing well, Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for all of your thoughts, prayers and well wishes to her in her time of need, it truly did help. Love you all so much; Nathaniel Once Again My Friend and I cannot thank you enough for your support, your kind words, your prayers and your thoughts. I spoke with her today and her Doctor said that he had no idea why she was making such great progress. I think we all know why, Love and Faith are on her side:) Those of us who truly believe in Higher Beings Know that those beings have an Undying Love and when we place our trust in them fully they come through for us. I have added a special Folder Titled "I Believe There Are Angels Among Us. Let me introduce you to Them....." And all of the Real Life Angels I have found are in it. I love you all so much that I cannot put it into words, so I will not even try. It would

Losing Weight
I decided it was time to lose some wieght when my 7 year old son saw a commercial on tv for a weight loss pill and told me I needed it. I knew I was fluffier than I should be. I say fluffy because it feels better than to say heavier. Seems if he felt the need to tell me that then I should do something about it. I want to be thinner but mostly I want to be healthier. I want to run and play football with my 3 boys. I want to have enough energy to keep up with them. Well, at least to have a fighting chance of keeping up with them.. haha. Mostly I want them to proud of me. So, I am on a wieght loss adventure... I say adventure to try and make it sound more fun because we all know dieting sucks. But if I keep my eyes on the end result I know it will be worth the effort. So please show some love and support. I'll keep You all updated as I go!!! Wish me luck!! OK Honey!! LOL.. I've stopped drinking pepsi. I'm drinking coffee or water most of the time. Cut out most junk food and a lot of brea

Yada Yada
How old will you be in 3 birthdays? 27 Will you be married by then? Probably not Who was the last person you hugged? Ray What were you doing at midnight last night? Drinkin' at the Pour House If you could be anywhere, where would it be?? Sleeping What was the last thing you drank? Dew What's your favorite ice cream? Chocolate peanut butter cup Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? My beds not big enough to have a side! Do you know how to drive a stick? Not really well. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Bracelets and piercing shit. Who is the funniest person you know? Depends Do you still have clothes from when you were little? Not really. Most of them burnt up in the house fire. What are you mad about right now? Nothing really What song lyric, if any, is stuck in your head at the moment? We were born before the wind Also younger than the sun

3/26/09 Update In The Weight Loss
1/19Ok all i want to thank you all for the motivation to help me and all the subjection to help me it has worked alot. I also have been ina work out program and i have been walking like a mile a day everyday. I also have cut out like almost all the the soda and i have been eating smaller portions when i eat at anytime. I weighted my self the other day and i seen that i am down 6 pounds form the last time that i was weighted at the start of our weight loss which we started on 1/12/09. i will keep you all updated and i will post a new pic with my next pic date. Please keep the good comments coming and the motivation to help us keep going. I would like to say a special ty to honey,rain, and simply for doing this and supporting we are all weight loss buddies show them support too ty. 1/27ok i want to say that i am very thankful for having friends and family that have helped me out with this weight loss in the past week i have tones my legs and arms up and i have lost another 2 pounds so

Ex Gf Code
1.You walked away...so that gives me the right to do what i want,when i want,with whom i want 2. If you replace me,i get to hate you more than i did at the beginning of our break up 3.Dont tell me how important your new girl is to you...because i was just as important if not more at one time 4.Dont treat me like shit if you said "I Love You" at one point in time 5.I was the most important person to you at one point in time,so dont act like i never meant anything to you 6.I get to HATE you for what you done 7.I am allowed to be crazy and wild YOU broke me 8.I am allowed to make fun of you,you did fuck with my heart,feelings,and mind 9.I may miss certain parts/things about you ,but just because i miss some things doesnt mean i want you back so dont flatter yourself 10.Dont talk shit because you know i wont believe it,i know things about you,your not much better These are your rights= 1.You are not allowed to tell me when i am being a bitch or a brat

My Favorite Random Internet Convo Thus Far
(oh yay) PP: I don't know what to think about your elephant. It reminds me of some sort of cult symbol. Are you in a cult? Awesome. me: 01/15/2009 - 1:33am no, silly. not a cult symbol. it's just a bullseye to get people to look at my boobs. PP: 01/15/2009 - 1:39am I was going to look at your boobs anyway, though. But not in a 'I'm horny' way, more like a 'What is your personality like' kind of way, like in 8th grade when girls started getting boobs. Although, maybe another time I'd look at them in a 'I'm horny' kind of way. But I think it's hotter to look in someone's eyes in an 'I'm horny' kind of way. me: 01/15/2009 - 8:20am my boobs tell the future. you can look at them and try to figure out what you're going to be when you grow up. how about that? PP: 01/15/2009 - 11:05pm Doh snap. That reminds me of the mighty boosh when they sing "Future Sailors". People keep telling me this photo looks like Yick Yu from Degrassi High. It's so cold

Pet Peeve
I can't seem to think of the right way to say this to make it clear. I don't care if people think i'm attractive, hot, sexy, etc. Keep it to yourself though. I'm not here to find someone. Men on here don't read profiles and don't bother looking at photos unless your half naked. I'M NOT INTERESTED. And if by some chance I am, you'll know it. We ALL know that if you saw me in real life you wouldn't walk up to me and talk to me that way. And IF you were stupid enough to you'd get punched in the mouth. Its PATHETIC that you use the internet and this website to talk to women this way. How about having a NORMAL conversation with me and save yourself from being blocked! I'm SO sick and tired of guys sounding like fucking robots on here. "Hey Sexy" "Your Hot!" "Hey Baby" "Come Rate My NSFW Photos" "Nice Tits" Any variation of these will guarantee you get BLOCKED. I've tried several different ways to say this but just about every guy that speaks to me on here says one of the above

Please Read
i am curious to know how many people have actually read my profile. i mean if you have then ya shouldn't be surprised by the things i do. Just cuz some of the things i have on there are one liners from a (hed) Planet Earth song does not mean they aren't true.

Not In The Fuckin Mood
i would rather be raped by saint sinners flying monkeys than go to work today the thought of spending 6 hours weaving data and phone lines through angle irons and beams 40 feet in the air in an oily aerospace machine shop is not putting me in a good mood and no i`m not stoned cuz of working with heights dammit thats it quick vent

Cindragon's Ramblings ~ News And Stuffz!!!
WOW, WHERE TO BEGIN! THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY THINGS GOING ON, BOTH WITH THE SITE, AND WITH OUR MEMBERS, THAT, ONCE AGAIN, I AM GOING TO NUMBER THE POINTS ADDRESSED IN THIS UPDATE FOR CLARITY, OR AT LEAST SO I CAN BE CERTAIN THAT I GOT EVERYTHING ADDRESSED! 1) GUNNY HAS DECIDED TO REMAIN WITH THE FAMILY, AND WILL CONTINUE TO SERVE AS TEAM CAPTAIN, BUT HIS TIME ONLINE WILL BE REDUCED, DUE TO HIS RETURNING TO WORK, AND THE CONTINUED PHYSICAL THERAPY FOR HIS SHOULDER! GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK, GUNNY! 2) I NEED ANOTHER TEAM CAPTAIN...ANY VOLUNTEERS? SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME, AND I WILL EXPLAIN WHAT I NEED...THE REASON FOR THIS, IS THAT HOPEFULLY I WILL BE ABLE TO GET THE LIVER BIOPSY AND BEGIN TREATMENT FOR THE HEP C... WHICH WILL MAKE ME SICK AS A DOG!!! SO IF I HAVE 3 CAPTAINS IN CONTACT WITH ME ONCE A DAY, THE 3 OF YOU CAN RELAY THE "GAME PLANS" TO 5 PEOPLE EACH...AND I CAN BE SICK AND NOT WORRY ABOUT THINGS (AT LEAST NOT TOO MUCH!) 3) I FEEL COMPELLED TO REMIND YOU THAT I, CIN

Animal Crossing ♥
My boyfriend's playing Animal Crossing with my character. It's named Punkin, of course. So, I think this 17 year old dude's hitting on "him". We don't yet have WiiSpeak, so he has no idea that it's a fat, long-haired 30 year old man behind the Wiimote!

If You Want Me This Is The Way It Has To Be
ok listen up and listen good. if you guys out there see my picture and think that you are going to get a piece of ass please keep it moving. i am not in high school anymore and i am 29 and not looking for that. if you actually take the time to look at my profile and actually read it you would know that. face doesn't mean an easy piece of ass. you guys need to grow up and learn how to treat a woman. also my profile says in a relationship for a reason. i have feeling for someone that i am kinda seeing. to be with me you have to treat me like i am the last woman you want to be with. not like another notch in your belt. i want someone i can communicate with, make me feel special everyday, respect me and above all truly love me. i basically almost want a fairy tale. i am so sick of guys who have someone wanting me for their lil play toy. i am not a doll i am a human with feelings. i have the one i want right now. friends is good but i am not going to be your frind with benefits

Das Ist Alles
As many a wise person has said, "when something is no longer fun it's time to quit." Well, this is no longer fun. I have tried several times and failed miserable to fit in with the culture of this site, but alas, it is not meant to be at the moment. Frankly, I am not interested in spending real money to buy YOU virtual schlock. I am not interested in sitting and rummaging through YOUR same crappy gifs and morphs, and frankly you know where you can stick your Auto 11s. A social networking site (which this classifies as) in my mind should be more about meeting people and interacting with different views and viewpoints from around the nation and world -- NOT to strive for made up titles of self worth and importance, NOT to beg for people to spend REAL money on a picture for you (You know how much "bling" I have just from a simple right click of the mouse??) and surely NOT to prostitute yourself for said items...(read anyone who offers to show me their tits for these things). I

Lunar
She watched as transparent whirls of smoke slowly danced in a crisp winter air upwards towards the sky, changing shapes and patterns like ghostly apparitions, until finally disappearing into eternal nothingness. She took a drag from a cigarette, and heard a light crackle as the amber tip lit up and let the smoke fill her lungs. She exhaled, letting out a new batch of smoke. The moon emanated its cold mysterious glow, making the snow covered field drown in an ocean of pure white. She stood there, spellbound by this creature that was looking back at her, and her only, with its featureless round face, so many light years and miles away, so distant and yet so close, keeping her company at this lonesome hour. She could sense it sending its lunar incantations into the air, pulsating with waves and invoking the spirits of the forest that stood like an inpenetrable fortress along the shadowed edges of the field. From the safety of the lit up entrance of the hotel, she wondered what

Porn
there is a different from being shallow and your preference for one preference means what you want and not what you get being shallow means you are focusing on the exterior of a person and not what's important and that is what KIND of person someone is sometimes the person you've always been looking for comes in a package you might not expect it to, but if you're only looking for what YOU want you may miss out on the right person altogether

Sb Convo
->Dromer: no, gettin my junk cut off; in exchange for an elephant vagina Dromer: u getting 2 be a guy? ->Dromer: no, for my sex change operation Dromer: so why staying there?? ->Dromer: well, thats the truth, i cant help it Dromer: lol.. yes it did ->Dromer: did it sound angry? Dromer: about liking balls and fucking monkeys ->Dromer: what attitude? Dromer: WOW... chill out girl... did i do something 2 bring that attitude? ->Dromer: yes, i like having my balls licked Dromer: lol Dromer: just once? Dromer: every day? ->Dromer: no, monkeys sex is pretty good tho Dromer: u are kidding me ->Dromer: i am starving and getting raped by monkeys every day Dromer: Awsome, how is life there? ->Dromer: i live in Zimbabwe Lost: hehe , i can't say that i blame him. Dromer: so u live in Rusia or smewhere else? ->Dromer: ok Dromer: Dromer: that russian girls are the most beautifull in the world ->Dromer: whats that? Dromer: well at least one of the two things they say about rus

Don't Judge Me ...
To all the low life fucks that think they know a person based on who they talk to, I just have to say.. YOU KNOW NOTHING. The other day I had this guy wont say any names, but I had this guy come at me saying I had no self respect because of the people I talk to online. You see I work in a lounge, and at one time it was grouped with another lounge. AND EVERYONE KNEW EVERYONE. Well this guy that had the nerve to say something about me was in this lounge long before I came along. And the things that went on in these lounges had nothing to do with me. Yes girls did stuff on cam, more then a flash of the boob, or a view of the butt. They did anything and everything "THEY FELT LIKE DOING" am I going to judge someone based on what they do on cam, or how they entertain themselves. NO. Why am I not gonna because it's freaking ONLINE. See I rarely ever take what goes on, online to heart because of the fact that its online. But this guy had the nerve to call all these girls "WHORES" because

Do You Like Vampires? Join This Group! Vamp Morticia's Victims
Come Join one of the newest groups on fu! Vamp Morticia's Victims If you loves Vampires or anything gothic it's for you! It's run by Vamp Morticia. Hit her up on the group page here below to join! OR find her main page in the friends list! (You will have to read the blogs and comment and r/f/a everyone in the roster before you get your group tag from Vamp) Vamp Morticia's Victims GROUP PAGE! OWNED BY FEEZE@ fubar

Up To Date Fc Membership
The following are the current members of The Friendship Circle 6/09/09: Bill "D" Daisy DavidRaymen Disciple Eagle (new Member) HoakieGirl Imcrazybitch Jus'Me Lawman2009 Liz MamaDuck Micki Blue Eyes RedWing Hunny Sassy Vampress (Tiffany) she changes her name alot lol Vitamin DE Zaira I would suggest putting them in your family or top friends list so you do not lose track of who is who. Hoakie

Can A Woman Ever Be Too Wet???
Can a woman ever be too wet??? Can flowing pussy juices spoil a man's (or a woman's for that matter ) enjoyment?? I personally get very wet, but only when I'm really aroused, when I really desire sex, when I really want someone .. so I can't see that that's a bad thing as most men I speak to find this a great turn on!! And after all lubrication is a necessary element of sex. But I have heard that some men lose sensation when there's too much lubrication, that it takes away some of the enjoyment!!! But come on .. there's always tissues to absorb some excess moisture if it's really that bad So what's your experience???

Perspective
This song always makes me feel better :D "No I'm not gonna let it get me down, I'm not gonna cry, And I'm not gonna lose any sleep tonight, So tomorrow's another day, And I'm thirsty anyway, so bring on the rain." Damnit, Jae. My Good Luck Chinese dollar isn't working!! I blame you. Dirty Asian Boy :P -REL

Thrill Me
I walk into the room and a slight chill runs down my spine. I am being watched. I feel your eyes upon me and know you are there in the shadows watching me. My eyes close in a thrill of pleasure and then I can smell your cologne and my breath comes out in a sigh. I feel you behind me now. Your warm, strong arms comming around me in a protective embrace. Your hands slide up the smooth fabric of my dress to cup my breasts and I feel your breath at my neck a moment before you place your sweet lips against my pulse. I am filled with sensations of your touch and smell. My mouth opens, longing for a taste of you as you kiss and nip at my throat. I feel your thick member rise between my ass cheeks, prodding them and seeking a warm wet place to hide. One of your hands comes free from my breast and tangles in my hair to pull my head to the side and up that you might claim my waiting mouth. Your kiss singes my soul with its ferocity and passion. I moan ever so softly and you reply wit

Dreams
I had one of the most vivid dreams I've ever had about 10 minutes ago. I go with hubby to Moscow, where I enter my classroom at a school I went to, and stand next to this bully POS that I hated. He hasn't changed, and is wearing some strange uniform. We all start singing a Russian anthem to an American anthem's melody, then I accidentally leave hubby's cell phone there. Afterwards, I come home and realize that the phone is gone. I tell him that we have to get it, and we both go back, with me in a driver's seat. Only its not a regular car, but a mix between atow truck and a lil semi; hard to explain. I can't operate the thing for shit, and can't figure out how to break, so the thing is all over the place, almost running into other cars. Finally he tells me that I have to pull the key out of the ignition. THen we go to my best friend Natasha's house, where her parents give me a warm welcome, and her dad shos me some Christmas toy that can convert toy kitties into reindee

Profile Rant
So this rant is LONG over due. I wouldn't rant about this today except I keep getting asked the same shit and its really irking me today. So brace yourselves! RANT ON! The whole point of a profile on social networking sites is to let people know about you. It's to give them an idea of who you are so they can decide if your someone they would like to talk to. The point of having a profile picture is to show people what you look like. Although it defeats the purpose since we all know quite a few people that use fake pictures and/or photos of themselves from years ago when they felt they looked their best. Using fake pictures is something that I can't stand. I don't get the appeal in deceiving someone. I don't understand why someone would create a profile if they are so ashamed of how they look or paranoid about showing people your face. Whats the point? I've seen it time and time again where two people start talking online then decide to meet. Only when they meet one of them looks n

What True Love Means To Me
What true love means to me... True love defines the word forever. True love may falter, but it will never fail because it is too persistent to stay alive. It breathes trust and exhales faith. True love does not succumb to lust, and it always forgive. True love truly has no end. It will always seek for improvement, Consequently getting stronger with each passing day. True love waits, no matter what the circumstances are. True love depends on two prepared souls willing to give up everything. It is the meaning of life. Without it, no one can survive. I couldn't survive...

A Perfect Woman Is Not Real?
if as a man you think a woman is perfect than you are wrong don't base your decision on her face how her tits look in a bra or how her ass looks in a thong..don't listen to her hook..listen to her song...she speaks about men in her past so negatively what makes you so certain she has any positive energy? when men in her past have had similarities but she wants sympathy and never looks at things realistically ...So begins the brainwashing..wondering about the outcome of a few things ..the drinking ..the constant clubbing..the blaming others and not being self loving ...I don't understand you You respect someone who disregards you You are concerned with someone who is only concerned with himself.You set standards for men that you don't have for yourself .This isn't a perfectly constructed definition but unlike you that many think are perfect ...atleast it's REAL

Goddesses Sex Novel
SO I RECIEVED THIS FROM A GUY ON HERE WHICH I MET A LITTLE WHILE AGO,HE'S A REALLY SWEET GUY AND AN AMAZING WRITER...GLAD TO HAVE HIM AS A FRIEND..... After talking to each other for several months on Fubar, and getting to know each other very well, you find out that I am coming to Pennsylvania to visit my family. My family only lives a few hours away, so we discuss me coming to Pittsburgh for a day or two and hanging out. The first look at I get of you in person is 10 times more beautiful than your pictures. You look at me, give me that big beautiful smile, and you chose the blue eyes for our meeting. I look into those gorgeous blue eyes, and tell you first off that I want to see them brown before I go. You giggle and say ok. I pull you towards me and give you a big tight hug. You offer a slight gasp and moan as I squeeze you, leading me to pull your head back back so I can kiss you and taste those sweet lips. Our lips meet and we both enjoy the feeling. I slide my hand

Quite A Year
While I've been blogging today I realized it has been a horendously crappy year. In just this one month it's been my worst year ever. I had a seizure as a result of an allergy to a new medicine. Grand Mal seizure in the middle of Wal-Mart in front of my kids. My four year old now goes around singing "I hope my mommy doesn't die" and asking me if I got all my hurt out. My husband got laid off from a job that was funding a lifestyle we can't afford without it. My best friend passed away from a freak and incredibly sad accident. My town suffered a total power loss after a storm that has caused hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage. A tree fell through our fence during the ice. Then another limb fell through our fence and roof while the ice was melting. Cant wait to see what happens next!!

Bored Out Of My Mind
I'm so bored. I just got home and I have to make up my bed. I also have to at some point go shopping for my oldest a birthday present or presents. I have no clue what to get him. He doesn't really ask for anything. Oh, and I need to get him a backpack..I kind of broke the one he has. Ugh. I'm guessing I should go do the bed thing now and worry about the other stuff a little later.

Non-raters Be Fore-warned
THIS IS HOW FUKKIN FED UP I AM! AND HAVE BEEN FOR A WHILE (I'M SURE YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED IT IN MY STATUS) BUT!!! AFTER THE LAST 24 HOURS I AM FIT TO BE TIED! MY FRIEND PHEBZ HAD AUTOS THAT ENDED THIS AFTERNOON. I MADE HER A BULLY...POSTED AND REPOSTED IT BUT ONLY 6-8 PEOPLE RATED HER. I DON'T GET IT AUTOS HELP EVERYONE!!! WHAT THE FUKK IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE??? I AM PISSED TO NO END ABOUT HOW PHEBZ WAS TREATED BUT I AM PISSED ABOUT HOW I HAVE BEEN TREATED AS WELL SO HERE I GO................ FIRST OFF LET ME ASSURE YOU I AM WELL AWARE THAT I'M NOT ONE OF THE "BEAUTIFUL" WOMEN. BUT! I AM ME, ALWAYS ME, NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS! I OWN MY OWN TOWING/WRECKER BUSINESS BUT I AM NOT RICH. I STRUGGLE EVERY FUKKIN DAY, PAYING BILLS FROM ONE TOW TO THE NEXT. AND THIS IS MY 'ONLY' SOURCE OF INCOME. I AM NOT A COLLEGE GRADUATE BUT I DO HAVE COMMON SENSE AND STREET SMARTS AND I ALSO KNOW HOW TO TREAT PEOPLE WITH RESPECT NOW, I LOVE

Sorta Annoyed!
Ok so I've spent the past hour or so just stalking the support lounge. This is what I have learned. 1. They are "aware" of it... 2.~Fyretygress~Fu...: Okay folks, listen, we appreciate all of you and what you are saying, but as far as the fast rating sytem that was going on, well that's not happening any more. Please understand that you are simply going to HAVE to slow down, take your time going from one photo to another and that's the end of that. ♥ Sandy ♥: If you having a problem rating photos.. slow down and let the page load fully.. if you keep getting the bouncer check.. clear your catche, cookies and temp files and restart your browser.. Topgun: queen im not a bouncer and im not having a problem .... ... .. . If this keeps up, I'm not sure how much longer a lot of us long time fu's will be sticking around.

Restless
I hate being restless; I can't ever sit in one place, I have to move, which being in Shitcago is hard to do. I've been traveling since I was 2 years old, so its in my blood. I cant wait to go back to Europe for a year or two. Grrr, just another year

Lies
RU4REAL: arent you a little heavy to be taking all those racy pics? what would make you think someone wanted to look at a fat ass so much, STOP TAKING SO MANY PICS OF YOURSELF AND GO ON A DIET!!! My response ->RU4REAL: you do not have to attack me with a fake profile . its sad people like you must hide in the shadows under a mask to take about others. ............................................. I did block this person after , I know its a fake profile . If you must be rude,mean and all please at least be man/woman enough to do it to my face instead of wearing a mask( fake profile) to hide who you are. I really pity this person though .

Llama Leveler Of The Day
♡♡♡onetruelovepjl&dal♡♡♡~~r/l wifey to peter~uscoastguard~cwo3~~@ fubar all Llama Levelers will rate 100 pics. and kindly leave a comment below that you have done so...Thanks

Plz Help Me Out????
Hey all my fu-friends,,,,would you plz stop by and comment on this pic? I need 20,000 comments to win. pz,plz hel me out. Click on pic below and it will take you there.Thank you all that help.

Wiping The Egg From My Face... Part 2
i had a conversation with my boss this morning about the customer i wrote about in part one. to give a little more background on this... the start-up for the first machine was at a time when i was extremely busy with other projects, so my boss had his son do the programming for it. he doesn't have much experience with programming, so i gave him a copy of another program and told him to use it as a template. he didn't do as i instructed and wrote the program from scratch. the way he wrote it made it impossible to debug it without re-writing significant portions of the code, so it took me a very long time to get the bugs worked out of it. even then, the program still has issues. i spent over a month at the customer site working on it. in retrospect, it would have been much better to just re-write the program completely, but the customer would not allow me time to do that because they were behind on their production schedule. i did re-write the program for the second machine, f

Youtube, Is It Just Me Or...
Crappers, I've been trying to find my fave music videos on YouTube to add to my stash, but I swear... ...everytime I search for them, I get either live perfomances or some online DJ thinking they can reproduce the song... Anyone know why YouTube doesn't have official videos anymore?!?!?

Hayden Maie
I am offically Aunt Cole! That said...the story of Hayden Maie's begining is...hmmm. Odd lol. My little sister Courtney found out she was pregnant a few months ago and she was almost 5 months along at that time. They gave her a due date of March 31st. Sunday night, after the Super Bowl, she was bleeding a little, by the time they got her to the hospital, her water had broke. Scary! Being that she wasn't at her due date. They took her by ambulance to another hospital that had a NICU. Horrible nurses, but the NICU is awesome. We were not very pleased with the care my sister got while on the maternity floor. Our sister Jesi and I, and her boyfriend and his mother Jo'el stayed with her night and day. Yesterday evening, she started to experience more pain then she had ever had. The nurses, being the idiots that they were, told her it was nothing, just pain because there was no fluid for the baby to move in. Ha! Come to find out, she was in active labor! Well, the rushed

Rejection
Thank you for querying us regarding your manuscript. Unfortunately, after careful consideration, we have decided to pass on this project. Thank you for considering * Literary Agency for representation. Literary Agents

Llama Leveler Of The Day
Llama Levelers Home Page@ fubar Smile, have fun todays the Llamas day in the spotlight all Llama Levelers kindly rate the page theres only 94 pics leave a comment below that you have done so...Thanks.

Happy Hour @ Auto 11's
You people really know how to humble a person Never did I think so many of you would come and stay so long fighting that Damm bouncer to rate my pic's the way you did. Just saying thank you is not enough. But it is all I can do right now. I will get around to each and everyone of you but it's going to take some time. So for now, {Thank You} all so much, it's you my friends that keep me on this site. If I can ever do any thing for you guys please let me know. As all ways your friend Sundowner/Wayne

Leaving
So I have decided to leave Fubar for awhile which includes Flirtations. Of course I am getting lots of messages asking why. Some believe this is out of nowhere and an impulse decision. It really isn't. It has been building for awhile I just don't really vent on people that much except for little things. So why leave? I have several reasons. First is Fubar is taking up way too much of my free time. I have a lot of hobbies I have not been doing cause it has been expected that I should be on Fubar and in FlirtationS lounge. I just got back from an anime convention and I realized I rarely watch anime lately. I am way behind on all the things I want to watch and I keep telling friends I will eventually get to certain anime series but it really doesn't look like that is going to happen the way I was going on fubar. I also have not been working on my website like I have been wanting to. It has been in major need of redesign for awhile but I haven't been doing it cause when I do

Trains
I look at gruesome, disgusting shit all the time, courtesy of jj.am. But one thing I cannot look at without being bothered: someone struggling for their life, without being helped. A friend just posted a vid of a woman struggling to come up to the platform on a subway, and no one was there to help her out. Its fucked up, and I really hate seeing shit like that. That shit bugs me immensely. When I was lil,I saw a really bad bus wreck in Moscow, when I was crossing the underground street crossing with my mom. There were blood and bodyparts everywhere. While I didnt pay much attn to it back then, thinkin about it now makes my skin crawl.

Dawn
Like the sunshine after the rain. My eyes have opened feeling the strain. To achieve true joy one must first surpass pain. Holding onto you tight for the ride so insane. So much to lose but everything to gain. Perfectly flawed despair flows down the drain. A fiery match so true it can not be explained. Walking side by side,not ashamed by the stain. Many nights I've pondered and never found a name. One thing that's for certain,we can never be the same..

The Scars Of Truth
As time and time goes by, you realize that everything will be alright…You realized that what you had was not really yours, and realize that what you had let go wasn’t worth keeping in the first place…..By going through things in your life you learn from your mistakes…. Somethings, I can truly say that I went through because I wanted to even though people warned me…I wanted to play with the fire, knowing good in well that I would get burned and scarred. That’s right I’m scarred…Scarred from the hurtful, past relationships. Scarred from learning, and admitting to the Truth on my own. The Truth Will Set You Free and Now from being all scarred up I can say that my wounds have healed and I am Truly Free. Knowing and Telling the Truth is something that everyone can not handle but for me that’s what I live for….Truth….Truth….Truth… People may not want to own up to the truth but its better to tell the truth to a person then live a life full of lies. Lies don’t only hurt others, it also hur

Fetish And Freaks??
I am willing to do anything in return for some nice woman to step on my face. I love being crushed and watching my stuff get crushed under your shoes. if you are interested please reply asap ------------------------------------------- i am a lonely, white, married guy,48, looking for a lady that can make me feel `special` again and in turn make her feel `special`. me and my other half have drifted apart over time. need a lady to hold... to touch... to kiss... and to `love`. i am easygoing, caring and a gentlemen. i am real... no games... i am sincere. hope to hear from you. ------------------------------------------- hello all i just want some panties to jerk off with will pay for shipping only so please help me and no professionals panties unless they are free!!! ------------------------------------------- TY Craigslist. You provided me with the break from school work that I needed so desperately.

Request For Starshine's Son
Please Pray for peaceful dreams for my Angel StarShine's Son as well. He had an accident some time ago and his sleep is tormented with nightmare's about it. So please pray for his peaceful sleep, this is one I have been keeping in my own thoughts and prayers for some time now, and we really could use some more thoughts, prayers and healing energies directed to this precious Child as well to aid him in getting the sleep he needs and deserves. All my Love and best wishes for you and your Son my Angel. Sincerely; Nathaniel

Pick Your Prize Auction!
Previous auction has been cancelled...new one taking its' place. If you've participated in previous auctions of mine, you know the background for these. If not, here's the 411, I am looking to make enough fu-bucks so that I can have a spotlight on Fubar for breast cancer awareness. As has been the case with previous auctions, you guide a friend of yours to make a donation at the following: http://www.fubar.com/blog/224875/959878 They donate and make a statement saying you sent them, you get 10% off your winning bid. This auction ends on Thursday Feb 12th at 1p Central or 11a Fu-Time. And now the prize options, if you win you have your choice of one of the following: 1: A 7 Day Blast 2: A 25 Credit Bling Pack 3: A 1 month VIP sub 4: $10 cold hard cash Paypaled to you to do whatever you want with Have fun, happy bidding, and always think pink!

Yet Another Reason To Not Smoke Pot
Marijuana Linked To Aggressive Testicular Cancer MONDAY, Feb. 9 (HealthDay News) -- Smoking marijuana over an extended period of time appears to greatly boost a young man's risk for developing a particularly aggressive form of testicular cancer, a new study reveals. In fact, researchers found that men who smoked marijuana once a week or began to use the substance on a long-term basis while adolescents incurred double the risk for developing the fastest-spreading version of testicular cancer -- nonseminoma, which accounts for about 40 percent of all cases. "Since we know that the incidence of testicular cancer has been rising in our country and in Europe over the last 40 years and that marijuana use has also risen over the same time, it seemed logical that there might be an association between the two," said study co-author Janet Daling, an epidemiologist and member of the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center's public health sciences division in Seattle. "And when I analyzed

Creepozoid
Ugh, ever since I've determined that my workplace is haunted I'm creeped out a lil. I hate looking to the left and seeing the dark woods and a parking lot. But its my netz time, since i'm fuckin bored and do not feel like doing anything productive.

A Change Of Plans©
Tonight was the night. For weeks I had been planning a VERY special night. The reservations had been made, the flowers delivered, the tickets bought. Everything was perfectly set. Then they called. They, as it turned out were two of the neediest clients in the history of man kind. Don't get me wrong, I love my job. Helping my clients and making sure their families are taken care of long after they're gone, is an amazingly rewarding profession. Day in and day out meeting their needs. The joy of seeing their plans happen after they are gone from here, the look on the faces of the kids as I discuss what their parents had envisioned for their future. These people were just a pain in the ass. In my mind I could see it happen. My minds eye played out the drama. First the restaurant giving away our table to some homeless guy. The flowers bursting into flames in a sudden, but rare cosmic event reserved only for my life. The theater seats, middle row center, being crushed as

A Special Thing Just Happen To Me
My neighbor has 3 small children and a new baby. At christmas I got them a video and popcorn, the children were so happy they just hugged me. A few days later they brought me a thank you picture and cookies. Just a few minutes ago hear a knock at the door and the 2 older children were at my door. They said their mom went outside and didn't come back so I went to look and she wasn't out there. I came back up and went into there apartment the mom and sister had been out on the deck and the kids didn't know. What makes me feel good is that those kids trusted me enough to come to me for help.

The People I Find On Here.....
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24 Personal Fubar Questions...
(1) Is there anyone on your top friends list you would have sex with? YUP! AND THEY KNOW IT. 2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night or all of them? ALL AROUND THA CLOCK (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? YUP. IT ENDED UP ALL OVER THA CAR DOOR. (4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? YUP. 5 C-NOTES (5) Shower or bath while having sex!!!! BATH & CANDLE LIGHTS (6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? AGGRESSIVE WHEN I WANNA BE A LADY. PASSIVE WHEN I WANNA BE A BITCH. (7) Do you like someone in your friends list? FA'SHO (8) Love or Money? LOVE FIRST THEN $$ WOULD BE NICE (9) Credit card or cash? CASH ONLY (10) Have you ever wanted a best girl friend. HAD ONE SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, SHE RECENTLY FUCKED UP (11) Camping or a 5 star hotel? oh trust me a 5 star hotel. CAMPING. I WANNA HUMP IN A TENT. (12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? IN JAIL. (

The Science Of Romance: Brains Have A Love Circuit
Yeah, I know it's long.... you don't like it...GTFO WASHINGTON – Like any young woman in love, Bianca Acevedo has exchanged valentine hearts with her fiance. But the New York neuroscientist knows better. The source of love is in the head, not the heart. She's one of the researchers in a relatively new field focused on explaining the biology of romantic love. And the unpoetic explanation is that love mostly can be understood through brain images, hormones and genetics. That seems to be the case for the newly in love, the long in love and the brokenhearted. "It has a biological basis. We know some of the key players," said Larry Young of the Yerkes National Primate Research Center at Emory University in Atlanta. There, he studies the brains of an unusual monogamous rodent to get a better clue about what goes on in the minds of people in love. In humans, there are four tiny areas of the brain that some researchers say form a circuit of love. Acevedo, who works at the Albert E

Llama Leveler Of The Day
:::"JEWELS"::: * Club F.A.R. - Love Team * Llama Levelers ~ THE BOBBLEHEAD FAMILY@ fubar all Llama Levelers will rate 100 pics. each when done kindly leave a comment below that you have done so...Thanks.

New Team Names... Pls Read
The following letter has been sent to all Team Leaders and Asst. Leaders. It appears some of these have not yet been read, so we will post it here so that the teams can begin to send suggestions to their Leaders and/Asst. Leaders for consideration. ***** Attn: Team Leaders and Asst. Leaders The Council has approved the idea of having the teams come up with Team Names for their teams rather than our current Team Numbers system. Team Names would look better when doing Team Promotion bulletins as well as when we run contests. The idea is for the Team Names to be something on the ‘Mythical” side to compliment the Pegasus theme of the Family. This can include any name that reflects beauty and grace to the team. Including but not limited to winged creatures, mythology, and fantasy beings. If the name reflects the base idea of beauty, grace and is a complement to the Pegasus name… it will be accepted. The naming of the teams should be a team effort and serve as a way of promoting

Her 1st Fu-versary
Oh yes! It's the point whore to end all point whores!! Believe it or not she has only been on the Fu for 1 year! Talk about whoring it up! To know her is to love her! Please stop by and show her some fu love!!! Thanks! MONICA THE GREAT, IF YOU CRUSH ME, PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN LOVE ON YOU!! Member of Dangerous curves@ fubar

So Happy To Announce!!!
The beautiful Texas Twister who has been a loyal Club United member for a very long time and a good friend has taken the position as Club Owner...At Club United we have 3 owners all have their own responsibilities and I know Texas Twister is a great addition!!!!!!! So if you don't know her go by say hello R/F/A. And show her some Club United love she deserves!!!!!!!!!!! Have a great day!!!! Keith

Mission Statement
MISSION STATEMENT: To Write Love on Her Arms is a non-profit movement dedicated to presenting hope and finding help for people struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury and suicide. TWLOHA exists to encourage, inform, inspire and also to invest directly into treatment and recovery. VISION: The vision is that we actually believe these things… You were created to love and be loved. You were meant to live life in relationship with other people, to know and be known. You need to know that your story is important and that you're part of a bigger story. You need to know that your life matters. We live in a difficult world, a broken world. My friend Byron is very smart - he says that life is hard for most people most of the time. We believe that everyone can relate to pain, that all of us live with questions, and all of us get stuck in moments. You need to know that you're not alone in the places you feel stuck. We all wake to the human condition. We wake to

Are You Eating Here
I went out to dinner tonight and I was sitting at my table, I had already ordered and was waiting for my food to get there. The hostess walked by and stopped and stared at me for a second. She walked by then immediately came back and says: "Are you eating here?" It took me a minute to respond as I think this might be the dumbest thing I've ever been asked. I finally looked at her and said "No, I was looking for someplace to read where it was neither quiet nor comfortable and this place came to mind, Trouble is I forgot my book."

1 Year Ago
On February 22nd 2008 (my 23rd birthday)... I was on vacation visiting my love and my wheelchair tipped over a step. Due to my fragile bone disorder, the impact broke my legs and injured my spine. Because the hospital was unfamiliar with my condition, the doctors gave me some heavy pain narcotics that my body could not handle. The drugs put me in a state where my lungs almost stopped working and I was experiencing respiratory acidosis. That means that my lungs were not getting rid of the carbon dioxide. I had to be intubated and put on a ventilator and eventually the doctors had to perform a tracheotomy. I was in the hospital a little over 3 weeks and had the trach almost a month. I almost died and the doctors said I would have to live with the trach in the rest of my life. THEN Today almost a year later, I am trach free and feel honored and blessed to be alive. That was a scary, scary time for me and I thank my family, friends and girl friend for

All About Me
ok i get it . i may not be the best lookin guy around but u know what im fine with that. unlike alot of people i dont need to put on an act or be someone im not to impress any one. what u see is what u get and how i act is how i am personally and if none of you can accept that then u know where to go. i do nothing but respect everyone and treat them the way everyone should be treated and then the women claim that want me or wanna be around me. but when u people get a look at me on my cam what do u know its a whole diff story. u know what like i said, i dont give a crap what i look like. oh and just for u people who think i put on an act just to get in ur pants, u can kiss my ass. you can go around and ask anyone thats the last thing i wanna do. i have a shit load of women that r friends and r single that i have known fo ra while and have yet tried to get in their pants. see unlike 90% of guys here i do something called respecting a women boundries. so if ur not comfy in the way i run

Moi.
I decided to scrap the about me bit from my public profile. If anyone really did want to know the real ME then they would actually bother looking in here than just perving on my pics. About me: To be honest I don't even know where to start, so this may end up going off on a little tangent everynow and then but I will try my utmost to get back on to the subject. Well at the moment I am studying in college....if you want to know what I'm studying, just ask. I'm not listing them as I did before...it kinda looks like I'm implying 'loookey here I do all these smarty pants subjects so I iz a clever girl'. About me personally...I would describe myself as a traditional girl with modern day thoughts. I like the romance and tradition of the time before. I know a lot of people here on the fu (mummers) don't believe that marriages can last forever. To me...at 18 I've yet to experience a 'relationship' yet. However when I do meet someone that I really seriously like and have a future wi

Jokes
Why does the Snoop D-o-double G carry an umbrella? fo' drizzle! What does Snoop Dogg use to keep his white clothes clean? bleotch! Okay...let the tarring and feathering commence. Just keep in mind, I didn't make you read this. You chose this fate!

Shoutbox Rant
What the hell is so complicated about the god damn shoutbox?! Its pretty damn clean cut and simple. Click on username in shout box. Click in text area. Type. Click submit or hit enter. OR Click on username in shoutbox. Click on "click to open shoutbox" in the bottom left of the tooltip. TADA!! A window opens up with your one on one conversation with that user. Click in text area. Type. Click submit or hit enter. Genius! There is ABSOLUTELY NO need for you to shout anybody and ask for their yim. The shoutbox was made for a reason. So stop bugging people for their yim and stop crying about "why won't you talk to me" because your constantly up their ass on yim when they are nice enough to give it to you. K Thx Have A Nice Day Bye!

Thx For The Tag Spicey!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Got my tongue pierced when I was 16 by forging my mothers signature and still to this day she thinks I got it pierced when I was 18! 2.I often wonder if people see me differently when they call me Beautiful. 3.I have a nasty scar on my wrist that was covered by a butterfly tattoo due to a "cutting" problem I use to have (prior to kids). 4. I was hit by a car in the 2nd grade....explains it all doesn't it?! lol 5. I wish I had long legs... I'm only 5'2 6. When I was in Kindergarten I dared a boy to run me over with a tricycle and he did lol and I have the scar on my bottom lip to prove it! 7. I actually LIK

Thursday, Feb. 19
Totally made up news: Buy stock in horses. As auto manufacturers struggle to stay afloat amid economic crisis, and as oil prices fluctuate up and down, making the price of gas less dependable farmers are taking an aggressive new stance on transportation trends. The time of the horse and buggy has returned, they claim, and orders for new horses have begun to go through the roof. Perhaps the Amish had it right the whole time. Today in history: In 1856 the tintype camera was patented by Professor Hamilton L. Smith. Surprisingly, the first pictures were not of someone throwing deuces, a high angle shot of someones face, or a bathroom mirror pic. My how far we have come. In 1881 Kansas became the first state to prohibit all alcoholic beverages. Totally unrelated to that is the fact that the band Kansas rocks. Carry on my wayward son. In 1985 Cherry Coke was introduced by the Coca-Cola Company. The idea was had when a Coca-Cola employee accidentally spilled his cough syrup in

They Always Ask Why Bbw
oral fixation: A psychological condition in which a person is unconsciously obsessed with the mouth and feels the need to always be sucking or chewing something. May lead to overweightness, nail-biting and other habits, and excessive cock-gobbling. Bob: "Hey Rick, why do you like fat girls so much? Is it because there's more cushion for the pushin'?" Rick: "No." Bob: "Is it because you need to feel dominated by a larger woman and forced into a submissive role in bed?" Rick: "Hell naw." Bob: "Is it because they're like mopeds...fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on them?" Rick: "Nope." Bob: "Well is it because of the huge ghetto ass and the tig ol' bitties?" Rick: "Well, um, not really." Bob: "Are you just a Tri Delt groupie, and they just happen to all be fat?" Rick: "No, but those Tri Delt girls go all out in the sack, let me tell you." Bob: "Is it because they're desperate, which makes them easier than first grade math class?" Rick: "You

Sometimes……..
You get that feeling…deep inside…..that little knot in the pit of your stomach….that maybe just maybe something you once held very close and dear to you is slipping away gently and that possibly things will never be the same again no matter what you hope or wish for… Like that sandcastle you built when you were little on the beach…it seemed to take you hours to get it just perfect and it made you feel so good inside and was the best thing in the whole wide world but then as the tide comes in, you hope and pray that it keeps away from your sandcastle, just so it stays perfect……but then the tide gets closer and closer until finally it starts to lap away at your castle…..and with each wave it slowly takes away a small part of the castle until finally it is washed away completely and the one thing you had that made you feel so good…….was gone!!

Tagged By Door.. Oh Good
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am terrified of clowns 2. I have met a few people from the fu, and hope to meet more 3. I am obsessed with panties, I think it's a fetish. Everytime I go shopping I have to get more, I have over 500 pairs lol 4. I used to be a 38DD breast size but had a reduction a year ago, and am now a VERY happy and comfortable 36C 5. My lifelong dream is to open a pub in Ireland and call it Tiff's Place 6. I sing along to commercial jingles, really loud and obnoxious too. 7. I cuss like a sailor at football games.. the only time really lol. I'm worse than a man. 8. My favorite band of all time is Def Leppard.

I`ve Been Tagged...
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I HAVE ALL WHOLE CONVERSATIONS IN MY SLEEP... OUT LOUD! 2. I FANTASIZE IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME. 3. I AM TRULY 38 YEARS OLD! 4. I MOAN SO MUCH AND SO GOOD IN MY SLEEP... MY MAN DON`T KNOW WEATHER TO DO ME OR CHOKE ME! .. SO I`M TOLD. LMAO! 5. I AM TRULY THE MOTHER OF 3 ALMOST GROWN CHILDREN. 6. ITS A FACT THEY CALL ME ... HONEY DIP! 7. I LIKE TO HAVE SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. 8. ITS A RANDOM FACT THAT #7 REALLY TURNS ME ON! 9. THEY CALL ME HONEY DIP BECAUSE ITS THE COLOR OF MY SKIN. 10. ITS A FACT... I KNOW HOW TO RAISE A ROOSTER .. THE CANDY ROOSTER IS MY MAN! I AM TAGGING... GOTHIC SLAVE, HAWK, THE SWEETEST TA

Things People Think On Here And Don't Say
Yes, of course you have big tits... you're fat. Yes, of course i care about you... you spend money on me. Your jeans do not make your ass look big, your ass makes your ass look big. That picture looks like crap. OMG you look horrible naked! wtf made you post those? just because you're a big woman does not mean you're a big "beautiful" woman. (disclaimer: some big chicks really are beautiful, i'm not saying all big chicks are ugly so get off my ass, thanks) of course i think you're hot, sweetie... you rate all my pictures. just because you're willing to pose naked doesn't mean we want to see it. no, sweetie, you're not shallow and stupid, it's quite the opposite.... (you're stupid and shallow)... i know i have no life. (well ok people DO say this one, but they rarely actually expect you to think they mean it... they want you to tell them that their life is fine... ) i'm sick of rating your pictures. i don't read your blogs, i just open them and browse ot

Tag Team Tagged-alright Already!
Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I truly enjoy getting tattoos. The pain is secondary. I love watching the ink form into a design in my skin. To watch the bare canvas develop into permanent decor. 2. Deathly afraid of needles. Refer to #1. I don't get it either. I turn into a total sissy bitch when it comes to getting blood drawn or getting a shot, but have no problem getting inked. 3. A deep intense red is my absolute favorite color. I surround myself with it. I find it soothing. 4. I entirely hate how women expect you to 'just knoooow' shit. I don't expect this, why do so many women? I cannot read minds, tell me what you are thinking. Otherwise you

Our Brother Our Friend Rip Jesse We Will Miss You
TO JESSE FINE AKA OUR DARK PRINCE WRITTEN: 2/20/09 FROM YOUR FAMILY: DARKNESS FALLS WE ARE HERE TODAY TO REJOICE IN THE LIFE OF OUR BROTHER AND FRIEND JESSE FINE AKA DARK PRINCE. IN THE WORLD THAT WE ALL MET EACH OTHER IS A WORLD OF ESCAPING THE REALITY OF OUR LIVES. IT IS A FUBAR WORLD WHERE WE HAVE MET FRIENDS, LOVED ONES, AND FAMILY AND IN THIS PLACE IS WHERE WE WERE INTRODUCED TO JESSE. JESSE WAS A GREAT AND LOVING FRIEND TO ALL THAT KNEW HIM. HE WAS FUNNY BUT LET SINCERE TO EVERY ONES FEELINGS. WE ARE HERE TO NITE TO BRING HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY TOGETHER TO REMEMBER HIM IN A PLACE THAT WE 1ST MET HIM WHICH IS HIS HOME OF DARKNESS FALLS. JESSE HOWEVER HAD OTHER LOUNGE HOMES. HE WAS A ENFORCER TO THESE WHICH INCLUDED THE 1ST DARKNESS FALLS, VAMPIRES REALM, VORTEX RADIO, REALM OF DARKNESS, FANGTASIA, NOSFERATUS HAVEN AND HE HAS FULLY CIRCLED BACK TO THE BEGINNING. WHICH IS DARKNESS FALLS WHERE TO NITE WE CELEBRATE HIS LIFE AND BRING HIM HOME TO REST IN PEACE. WITH FRIENDS AND

Love A Witch
I'M IN AN AUCTION THAT IS BEING RUN BY THE WONDERFUL MzCh@osR☼xx R/L Wifey 2 TinMan22/Im Hers-Just Your Average Military Woman/IOwnSexyMexicanChica PLS COME CHECK OUT WHAT I'M OFFERING AND MAKE A BID...WHILE YOU'RE AT THE AUCTION, PLS R/F/A HER SHE IS A GREAT PERSON & FRIEND...WHILE CHECKING OUT THE OTHER PPL IN THE AUCTION, PLS RATE THEM WHILE YOU'RE THERE...THANK YOU AND PLS REPOST THIS... THIS BULLY WAS MADE BY & BORROWED FROM THE BEAUTIFUL ¢¼Diana¢¼ 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar PLS SHOW HER LOVE TOO...SHE'S A GREAT FRIEND!!!

Thank You So Much
I had a very successful auto 11, if it weren't for all of you rating my pics like mad I wouldn't have been able to level...I'm not able to thank everyone individually for fear of leaving someone out and each and every person that came to my page is as important to me as the last...Thank you all for the love xoxo Tina ~Natural_Witch~ * No Fan No Add*PWN3D By ♠Diana♠2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar Pimp out by : ¢¼Diana¢¼ 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar

Can I Get An Honest Opinion?
LET'S REALLY CONSIDER THIS... THE KEY WORD IS BEAUTY NOT POPULARITY, NOT WHO CAN DO WHAT FOR ME, NOT WHO DO I KNOW BEST, NOT WHO IS A FRIEND OF WHO, ETC. NOW, RATE 1 PIC .. ONLY 1 PIC AND RATE IT HONESTLY.

Once Bitten, Twice Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I will do obscene and ungodly things for frosted animal crackers. 2. I have HORRIBLE insomnia, I need medication nightly to sleep. 3. I secretly LOVE watching cheerleading competitions on TV 4. I have an obsession with fire. I once burned down a barn in my backyard just to watch it burn. 5. I think Charles Manson is seriously amazing and a genius. 6. I'm really as sarcastic in real life as I am here. 7. I'm a cutter (although I haven't in months) 8. I love strawberry milk 9. I have no doubts when my father dies, I will not cry 10. My grandmother was the most amazing woman in this world and I love h

Relatives
Today I had to get up at 4pm to go to my great aunt's to see my 3rd cousin from Germany that I have never met. (I've already met one from Berlin, this one is from Dusseldorf). It was weird, i've heard a ton about her (her dad is a famous Estonian composer Arvo Part), but never seen her. It was odd, she is alright. At least I'll have a place to stay in Dusseldorf when I go there. Altho I hate stayin with people; hotels are much better imho. Now I am sittin at work, and its 19% occupancy, which means completely dead. I feel like I'm gonna pass out any moment,dammit. I need sleep!

Milk
i went out to a movie saturday night. i had the choice between "milk" and "coraline". i was in the mood to be informed as well as entertained, so i opted for "milk". being a dead kennedys fan, i was familiar with the story of dan white and the twinkie defense, but i didn't know that harvey milk was so active in the gay rights movement. the film took me back to the days before i flunked out of college. there was a lot of hostility on campus between the conservatives and liberals, and things got really tense at times. the biggest issue on campus at the time was gay rights. there was an extremely vocal gay rights group on campus, of which i was a member. there was also a strong conservative christian presence which was very hostile toward all things "alternative". i was friends with quite a few of them also. i had the inside story on both sides, so it was interesting to observe the way the two groups would interact and characterize each other. there wasn't much effort toward

New Album ..silly Salutes!
OH.... my.... gosh.... that was soooooooo much fun!!! If I didn't make a silly salute for you, please don't take it the wrong way.... *just has something else in mind for your crazy ass* *goes to wash the marshmellow of her body* ♥ ~Postal

10 Random Things
Here's 10 random things you may not have known about me. only thing is once you read it you must make a list. 1) 1)I spend way too much time here! 2)I love the color pink! 3)I smoke marlboro's! 4)I only drink mountain dew or ice coffee! 5)I raced motocross! 6)I won a championship my first year! 7)My favorite dog is American bulldog! 8)So many people have asked me questions on how to do stuff on Fubar,I checked my page to see if the was a ask me comment some wheres! 9)I'd rather live on a shack on a beach then a mansion in the hill!! 10)I'm addicted to Bling packs!

And Another
1. How tall are you barefoot? prob 5'1 1/2 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? no 4. Rehab? nope but i like the band 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? yea kinda 6. What do you think of your friends? they are what keeps me sane...or insane lol 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? um anything by the chipmunks lol 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? oj 9. Do you do push-ups? no 10. Have you ever done ecstacy? nope 11. Are you vegitarian? yea not quite, i didn't get the booty by eating salad 12. Do you like painkillers? i do but i'm no addict 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? personality personality personality!! and teh bewbs lol 14. Do you own a knife? yes a few 15. Do you have A.D.D.? no 16. Date Of Birth? jan. 17th 17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: damn i feel like shit, i hate staying in bed this long, what is he doing 18. Name the las

How Does One Stop Caring?
ok, so i'm a damn pushover. so my friend (read: ex boyfriend that i'm still friends with and still talk to on a regular basis and still love and care about as i do all my friends) has gambling issues as well as drinking issues. now, when we were dating, rules were simple, drink and i'm out the door and no we're not going to ac anymore. but now we're not dating. so now, he is dealing with one of his family members being an alcoholic in the hospital for the who knows how many-'th time. so what's he do? goes to ac. to gamble. and drink. oh, and he msg's me to ask if i want to go.... now after trying to talk him out of going, and not getting anywhere, i try to talk him into waiting until tomorrow night because i'm taking care of my mother tonight because she had surgery this weekend and i figure then someone else can watch her tomorrow night and i can keep an eye on him and take his card away if necessary, et cetera... but that doesn't work either. and really i'm having a fuck of a time

It's Time
It's time! To ORACLE this gentleman! He worked hard to get here and he helped a lot of us all the time!It's time to return the love now! He needs less than 4mil points. Autos will be on Friday. Bling,Rate,Bomb!!! ☮LarryB☮@ fubar Pimped out with love by: ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar

Caa #88
Please pray for my stepson, he had an ATV accident last night and broke his neck. He has mobility to the extremities, but we don't know if they will do surgery yet or not. Please send angel prayers, love and support to the family. Love Doc P.S. Due to the nature, I will be in and out and may have to leave for a few days. God Bless you all!

Stolen From Lil Spicey Southern Belle
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Passion. Don't fake it, show me what ya want. What is something you have always wanted to try? Heh. Pretty much done what I wanted, now just want a great lover/great friend. What is something you have never done in bed before? Anything that is even NEAR the realm of gheyness... What time of day do you like to have sex? I'm a guy, what'cha think?!? What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Her eyes flutter... (yeah, I said "flutter"...) How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Honestly, I'm a gentleman... her hand needs to make the first move. And then, it's ON. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Depends who it is. Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Love it when guys check out my gf... Have you ever faked an orgasm? Believe it or not, guys do this too... What Part of your body are you self-consc

Ohhhhhh, Nap!
My buddy at work has a cute little 2 year old, and though she inherited his lack of dance skills she makes up for it in the things she says. His GF tried to get her to say "Ohhhhh, snap" but she always says "Ohhhhhh, nap!". I need to get him to send me this vid, but until then... ...I'm using the catch-phrase to show I'm ZZZZing.... So take care everyone, and "Ohhhhhh, NAP!"

Auto 11's
We all love having auto's and we all love rating people with auto's BUT it has seem to become a problem within the fam. There are times when 4 or 5 different people activate their auto's and this becomes difficult, especially with the new rating system. So, to solve this problem we ask that no more than 2 people activate auto's at a time. If you want the fam to help, please send a message to the home page at least 24 hours before you activate them. This gives us time to let you know if anyone else plans on activating that day and also gives us time to do a bulletin for you if you would like. If you see that 2 people in the fam already have them activated and you still choose to activate yours that's fine but you can't expect the fam to help. It's just become overwhelming trying to rate 100's of pix on 5 different pages at one time. Thanx

Straight Out Of Tv
Had a lady at the hospital this week who was 36 weeks pregnant and had no idea. How does that happen!? She was a petite woman. She went into her clinic for abdominal pain and found out she was pregnant. She looked pregnant, small but you could tell. I don't get it. She must have some major mental illness or something. Goes to show even educated people are just as jacked up as the rest of us.

Threesomes
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. John 2. Dad 3. Sir Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Network Engineer 2. Produce Clerk 3. Busboy Three Places I have lived 1. Raleigh NC 2. Berlin GE 3. Walker LA Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Family Guy 2. Futurama 3. Southpark Three places I have been 1. Empire State Building (NYC) 2. Jackson Square (NOLA) 3. Grant Park (Chicago) Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. My Sister 2. My Brother 3. My Boss Three of my favorite foods 1. BBQ Ribs 2. Catfish 3. Shrimp Three things I would like to do 1. Finish restoring at least ONE of my projects 2. Get a degree 3. Pay off all my debts Three friends I think will respond 1. Not many people are

Sheep, Love, And Everything
1]How tall are you barefoot? about 6' 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope. 3] Do you own a gun? Nope. 4] Rehab? Its for quitters 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? i always end up humiliating myself 6] What do you think of your friends? Wat? 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee 9] Do you do push-ups? Oddly, my fat ass can, yes 10] Have you ever done ecstasy? not yet 11] Are you vegetarian? Nein 12] Do you like painkillers? Ya'RLY! 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? My Vag 14] Do you own a knife? im not mexican 15] Do you have A.D.D. OCD mehbee 16] Date Of Birth? November 5th 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: Life, The Universe, and Everything 18] Name the last 3 things you have bought? AIDS Rockstars/coffee Colostomy bag 19] Name five drinks you regularly drink: Coffee R

Another
1. What is your best friends name? Haunani. 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? I'm not. 3. What are you listening to right now? Lie To Me...Jonny Lang 4. Whats your favorite number? 6 5. What was the last thing you ate? Chili. 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? PURPLE! 7. How is the weather right now? Cold. 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Kit. 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and smile. 10. Do you have a significant other? Nope. 11. Favorite TV show? Most HGTV shows. 12. Siblings? 1 sister and 1 brother. 13. Height? ALMOST 5'2. 14. Hair color? Auburn. 15. Eye Color? Green. 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? Christmas. 18. Month? October. 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? I sure have. 20. What was the last movie you watched? Finally watch Hancock. 21. Favorite Day of the Year? July 31st. 22. Are you too shy to

48 Things About Me
1. What is your best friends name? I don't have one, I refuse to play favorites with my friends 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Multicolored. 3. What are you listening to right now? The sound of silence 4. Whats your favorite number? 7 5. What was the last thing you ate? It was only 1 1/2 hours ago...I should remember this...uhm....damnit.....I forgot 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Green 7. How is the weather right now? Almost perfect. A little on the cooler side but not bad 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? A client 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile, then eyes, then laugh, then personality 10. Do you have a significant other? Never again 11. Favorite TV show? Robot Chicken 12. Siblings? One older sister 13. Height? 6 foot-ish 14. Hair color? Brown 15. Eye Color? Shit Brown 16. Do you wear contacts? Nope. 20/10 vision 17. Favorite Holiday? Thanksg

Stolen From Sherry.
1. What is your best friends name? Prinny 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? blueish-gray 3. What are you listening to right now? She's Always in my hair - Prince 4. Whats your favorite number? 143 5. What was the last thing you ate? tacos 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? blue, just blue 7. How is the weather right now? clear and warm 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? billyboy 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair 10. Do you have a significant other? yes 11. Favorite TV show? Big Love 12. Siblings? 2 Brothers 13. Height? 6' 14. Hair color? brown 15. Eye Color? blue 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? thanksgiving. 18. Month? October. 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? I sure i had a reason. 20. What was the last movie you watched? nights of rodanthe. 21. Favorite Day of the Year? October 14th. 22. Are you too shy to a

Cell Carrier
I am in the middle of switching carriers right now and I want to know if any of you have any good opinions on a carrier, I will also be buying a new phone(my samsung ah900 is a bit old lol I forgot what else I was gonna add to this *sigh*

Can U Embrace Yours??
So last nite i'm chillen on fu...talking to a guy from columbus that i'm hoping to meet. Then he smacks me with he's not interested cuz his friend says i'm a whore and he agreed. Or something like that... The point is that he said I whore myself out with my pics. (Yet he's got quite a few cock shots up for friends to view) Is there something wrong with embracing my sexuality and enjoying it just as someone would enjoy spooning at nite? It's a natural thing that everyone needs AND enjoys. Just because I chose to show off my sexuality in my pics doesn't mean i'm sleeping with every guy who looks at them....YUCK! Nor does it mean that my sexuality is all I am. I'm a very diverse person who just enjoys being sexual and this is a fun place to do that. It feeds my ego to be honest and what woman doesn't love that? Be real guys...would u rather see me happy and enjoying life in all aspects or would u rather see me pretend to be what society thinks I should be?

Dead And Gone
Ay Let me kick it to you right quick, man That on some gangsta shit man, on some real shit Anybody done been through the same thing, I'm sure you feel the same way Big Phil This for you pimpin' Ohhhh I've been travellin' on this road too long Just tryna find my way back home The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone And ohhhh I've been travellin' on this road too long Just tryna find my way back home The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone, dead and gone Ever had one of dem days wish woulda stayed home Run into a group of niggas who gettin' they hate on You walk by They get wrong You reply then shit get blown Way outta proportion Way past discussion Just you against them, pick one then rush 'em Figure you get your hair that's next They don't wanna stop there now they bussin' Now you gushin', ambulance rushin' You to the hospital with a bad concussion Plus ya hit 4 times Plus it hit ya spine Paralyzed waist down now ya wheel chair bound Ne

Sober
If you know me you know Im a huge musice freak! I think music that people listen to lets you have a glimpse of who they are what they are feelin at least for the moment in time. This song I have fallin in love with. I don't know what it is but Oh Yeah!!! I love it! Pink "Sober" I don't wanna be the girl who laughs the loudest Or the girl who never wants to be alone I don't wanna be that call at 4 o'clock in the morning 'Cos I'm the only one you know in the world that won't be home Ah the sun is blinding I stayed up again Oh, I am finding That's not the way I want my story to end I'm safe Up high Nothing can touch me But why do I feel this party's over? No pain Inside You're like protection How do I feel this good sober? I don't wanna be the girl who has to fill the silence The quiet scares me 'cause it screams the truth Please don't tell me that we had that conversation I won't remember, save your breath, 'cos what's the use? Ah, the night is calling

I'm Dying...
...without the internet. Ok, maybe not, not at all. Having no internet as a result of hubby d/l'ing a virus via one of the Russian prOn sites and procrastinating with reinstalling the hard drive has caused some major qualms within myself on a first day. However, after a while, I almost got over it, and actually got to do a ton of art and stuffs instead. Yesterday I was watchin Judge Judy ( I LOVE her, and would marry her), and it made me think of Fubar. A humanoid creature wastryin to get some monies out of her baby daddy,and he was claiming the baby wasn't his. Good ole drama, I miss feeling smarter than the average Fubar giant. Also, I had to go to Walmart to get me some hangers (no, not for abortion), and saw a woman on a rascal being a total bitch to a poor guy that worked there. I threw a shirt off the rack under her wheels behind her back, and it got tangled under them, so she couldnt move. It was funny. Tonight I got a speeding ticket. The guy wouldve given m

Taken
My friend from work owes me six bucks. You see, he downloaded "Taken" last week and told me how great it was. Even my fellow movie-snob brother said it looks good, he even said it might be like Denzel Wahington's "Man on Fire" (a top favorite of mine). Wrong on all accounts. Though the movie wasn't horrible, it took FOREVER to develop the characters in the begining. Which didn't work since I ended up not caring if Liam Neeson ever found his daughter. The mandatory car chase scenes were "blah" but I do say the fight scenes had a touch of "Jason Bourne". Still, the movie ends up being a rental at best. Taken on IMDb.com

Llama Leveler Of The Day
Dk3Pete*Owned by my King& Fuowned by {Travis}**Member of LLAMA LEVELER'S@ fubar all Llama Levelers will kindly leave 100 rates each when done please leave a comment below that you have done so...Thanks

Happy Hour Fun
> BoooogityBoooogityBooogity It's Time For A Houp Hour March 11th @4P.m Fu-Time 7 P.m EST!!! Grab Ur Checkered Flags, Blings Bombs, 11's Hell Even Bring Ur 10's Show This Guy Some Major Fu-Luv!! He Will Have Autos Running Plus He Will Hav A Cherry Bomb Goin

Caturday
· bigfootberry rated you a '2'! · bigfootberry just checked you out! he wants my hawt body. And who wants to go with me to see Michael Jackson's last concerts? I'll bring the jesus juice!!!! g'morning ya fookers

Stolen From Shawty
1. What is your best friends name? Olga 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? peach colored 3. What are you listening to right now? silence 4. Whats your favorite number? 7 5. What was the last thing you ate? cheesesticks and candy 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? poopy brown 7. How is the weather right now? Raining 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? PayPal customer service 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyebrows, neck, nose 10. Do you have a significant other? Dougie 11. Favorite TV show? The Office 12. Siblings? step sister, who is half Russian half Panaman and starred in Mexican soaps 13. Height? 5'2 without heels 14. Hair color Always brown 15. Eye Color? very dark brown, almost black 16. Do you wear contacts? No 17. Favorite Holiday? Halloween 18. Month? October 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Yes, out of frustration; which is a reason

Deadmaninc10
HEY EVERYONE....THE NEW MEMBER OF THE WEEK FOR THE WEEK OF 3/9/09-3/15/09 IS DEADMANINC10...GO TO HIS PAGE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK AND SHOW HIM MAD LOVE & RESPECT....CONGRATS!!! Deadmaninc10 ...See You in the Next Life...Wake Me Up For Meals!!! ~ZODIAK LEVELERS~@ fubar

Friends
Suppose you had someone you considered an almost RL friend. One day you try to contact that person, and fail at doing so. Then you see that person make some really nasty statements to your friends, and upon confronting that person, he doesn't respond. Then finally, in order to reach that person somehow, you make a mumm. Because that is the only way to get him to talk. And then he says all sorts of nasty stuff, hitting below the belt by cashin in on private info and assumptions. When confronted, he says he thinks i'm a POS and that he deleted me from his friends/fan/crush list (boohoo) You tell that person to STFU and cut off any relations with him. Later, he calls and says that he would like to part like adults, and not like fighting kids. He is told to STFU once again. Afterwards, he comments on my mumm with a joking cute comment as an inside joke. To that person that reads this: I told you I always have the last word, and I did. You are vile, and no amounts of

I Am At It Again..
I'm deleting everyone again. friends, fans, and family. I'll be doing it sometime tonight or tomorrow morning. Don't get mad at me or something. i'm just doing this to start fresh again. add me again if you want to

My Poem
MY POEM....... Babies Breath by: Cheryl Ann Lampton When I was young As all young girls do, I wished the perfect dream To one day come true, But as I aged some more That wish, That dream Was washed ashore Though i tried And wanted and waited My lifelong dream, Why am I so hated?, First it was one Then soon grew to ten, Will I get the chance To have that feeling again?, The warmth, the life growing inside When it was gone,I too, inside died The sound, The pleasure Will I never Hear, The pitter the patter A sound oh so dear, My life will never be complete Without the sound of another heartbeat The tiny fingers The little toes The curious eyes, And the rosey red nose, The cries in the night, The one most parents fear, That sweet little cry Would be music to my ears, That pain that burns So deep in my chest, That wish, That dream For one beautiful babies breath! Copyright ©2009 Cheryl Ann Lampton

So Vain
****I CANT RETURN EVERY SINGLE RATE/BLING/GIFT/HELLO/FUCK YOU OR WHATEVER**** Why? 1. I have a FULL TIME JOB and work CRAZY ridiculous hours. 2. I am a SINGLE MOMMY who does it ALL on her own with VERY little help. 3. I have a REAL LIFE outside of FUBAR filled with family and friends. Seriously, I am SO sick and tired of the whiney ass babies on this site. I thought this was a place for adults to mingle and have a kick ass time with each other? If anyone seriously thinks I am going to crawl up their ass the SECOND they check me out, someone needs a fu reality check. I adore ALL my family, friends and fans here BUT COME ON! I just had a Happy Hour and had 100 friend requests to filter through. For some reason the next day they were all gone. VANISHED! Why? Fubar possibly made an UH OH and deleted them. Can I help it NO?! Reason for my rant, some lady who shall remain unknown.. PM tonight to "kindly" let me know I'm deleted...blah blah blah...dont really care but

Who Wants A Auto Or Cherrybomb Bling?
AUTO 11 OR CHERRYBOMB UP FOR GRABS! IM HOLDING A RATE CONTEST FOR THE BIGGEST PIMP OR PIMPETTE OF FUBAR.THE PRESON WITH THE MOST RATES IN TWO WEEKS WILL GET THERE CHOICE OF A AUTO 11 OR CHERRYBOMB BLING IF INTERESTED PLEASE P.M ME AND SEND ME THE LINK TO THE PIC YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE.MAKE SURE YOU HAVE FUN WITH THIS NO CHEATING,DRAMA,AND PROMOTE YOURSELF.PIX MUST BE G.Q STYLE MEANING.IF YOUR A PIMP SHOW YOUR PIMP STYLE.ABSOLUTLY NO TOLERANCE FOR DRAMA YOU WILL BE DELETED OUT OF THE CONTEST:)CONTEST WILL START WHEN I HAVE AT LEAST 10 PPL. CONTEST HOST PurpleSky*Fubar's Most Finest *@ fubar

Right Now (stolen From Moet)
Where are you right now? Dining room table What do you wish you were doing right now? sleeping which I soon will be... What shirt are you wearing right now? White FOX motorcross shirt What are you eating right now? Nuthin but a Dew What room are you in right now? Didn't I just say?!? What underwear are you wearing right now? NONE =p What are you listening to right now? Mindless Self Indulgence What pants are you wearing right now? B-ball shorts What shoes are you wearing right now? none What socks are you wearing right now? white Who do you wish you were with right now? new girl I met What time is it right now? 8:47 AM What is one thing you would change right now? Hurry up the Apocalypse What is next to you right now? Dew, smokes, portable hard-drive What will you do next right now? Going to zzzzzzz........

To The Girls, From Flirt Hehe
Hey ladies, For those of you who don't already know, I've been severely ill for over 2 weeks now. I'm finally starting to feel alittle bit better and will hopefully at my last dr's appt for it this afternoon. With this said, I posted a blog today on my page for all the members to contact me with your yim sn. I hate leaving people in the dark, or feeling as if an idea or plan was abandoned. I find it alot easier to use Yim to update everyone, keep in touch, and talk a bit more freely than you can through p/m, and shouts. So if you could please p/m with your sn i'd appreciate it. ♥ xox Flirt

Are You Serious?
O'DEREK&CA...: blocked being stupid have a nice day · O'DEREK&CANDYRE... rated you a '1'! · Angel O'DEREK&CANDYRE... just checked you out! bwahahahaha! what a douche! talking about being around since lost cherry and cherry bombs suck in a mumm. and comment approval on at that! some people take themselves way too seriously! i told him/her/whatever youve been around how long and have comment approval on? stfu/gtfo O'DEREK&CANDYREALMARRIED DONTFLIRTWITHME????? LMFAO

Own Me!
As many of you know my account was deleted so... I thought a great way to get back in the swing of the Fu was to have a new great owner. As the tag says more will be added as bids go higher,either fubux or cash bids but as always cash overides fubux,so what am I worth to you?? imikimi - Customize Your World!

Prayer Request Blog
GnbRebel Slave To MZ.BELLE & Proud Memeber Of Carrie's Bad Boys Club & A Llama Leveler@ fubar I was told this morning that GnbReb "Nick" had to go to Virgina to be with his family.His grandfather is having surgery and there not sure if he will make it through-so Llamas keep Nick and his family in your thoughts and prayers please!Nick were here for ya if ya need anything! Keep us updated as you can(((Hugzz)))!

Making A Salute For Me ?
So you are making a salute for me ? Awesome. I truly appreciate when people do that for me. Any and all salutes will be accepted of course. However if you wanna make me something special...I'll tell you how. check my "special salutes(for me)" folder to get an idea of what I like...insult salute. Flip me off and have "fuck you Donnie" written either on yourself or nearby. Make the fubar version as sexy as you want. If you want to make me VERY happy go a bit further and make me one for my private collection.This one can be as naughty as you care to share. Thank you, Donnie PS I'll return the favor, in any theme you may like

The H.s. Cocktail (from 3-14-09)
It's 6:45pm. I was supposed to be at my High School Reunion fundraiser 45 minutes ago. I took the day off of work to attend. I live 3 blocks from the bowling alley where it's being held. I can walk there if I feel like it. I had all day to get ready. So what did I do instead? Absolutely nothing. I watched "Dexter" Season 2, on DVD. I ate lunch. I goofed around on the internet. Why? Because even though I had all this momentum and freedom to go, I'm still afraid to go. I don't really know why. In my head, I guess I'm still afraid of having to face my peers, a decade later, afraid their lives will be better than mine. Comparing apples to apples, when in reality, its comparing apples to oranges to grapefruit to kiwi. Its nothing but a big fruit cocktail of experiences that brings us to where we are today. I'm getting ready. I'm going. But I'll be unfashionably late. Nothing to see here folks. Just that shy girl you used to know, still being shy. *UPDATE

What's In A Name? (love Comments!)
As a bouncer I have the opportunity to review hundrds of salutes each week. Since the screen name is supposed to match the name on the salute sign, I pay a little more attention to it than I might otherwise. I see people with creative names, some really sad EMO ones ... and some kinda obnoxious, too :) Mine is a name someone on another social site gave me ... I used a variation of my first name there and we were discussing names ... she said that she thought I was a dilly dumpling, a little one ;) ... and I liked how that made me feel. Before that I had (have?) an online persona that developed many years ago at a site called breakupgirl.com. I was a participant on the site when it was about relationships and advice and I chose that to help me stay focused on the attributes I wanted to have: loyalty, adventurous, and honorable. But it really wasn't *me*. So, I made the switch when I joined fubar to be truthful about myself as I am. How did you choose your fubar screen name?

Watch My A$$ Shake
Emily Needs your help! She's going on a walk, and as MUCH as you'd like to be behind her, wondering if fries go with that .... hmmmm ... Look ..... She's got a Kidney Foundation Walk a Thon coming up! This is a charity that is VERY close to her heart. Not as sexy nor fun as Bewbs, but there is still a GREAT need. You CAN get behind her, and um, ...... help her out. Click the pic below to hit her Kidney Walk page. Who knows, maybe she'll post a pic or two .... yeah, I DO like shakes !!! mmHmm Catch her act here: Emily O' IMAX ☆ THE IMAX EXPERIENCE ~ see more, hear more, feel more ☆@ fubar Made with Love by Tappinit ... uh huh, yup yup ... wrote it blind since i cant see it on the Bar .. miss u all!!

On Being Weak.
wanna know a downside of being a Strong Woman? a woman who's fairly well-developed with minimal neuroses (or maybe, it's t we Strong Women *know* what our neuroses are, and work on them)? ppl taking for granted you'll Be Ok. or that you Are Ok. and that it's inexplicable when Something Like That or Somebodies Like Them can upset you so. Strong Women don't break down much. but when we do, it's perhaps deeper and more rending than women, men who do break down a lot. we don't know what to do w/ the pain. and it doesn't help to tell us to buck up. it doesn't help us to tell us we're Too Good to be upset over such-and-such. we buck up all the time. allow us to be weak, ok? and just b/c we're having a good time in some regards does not mean inside we are not screaming and dying. so please don't forget or trivialize the pain. in fact... i would go so far as to posit that if Strong Women were *NOT* thrown reeling into an emotional and psychological purgatory due to cert

Today..
...is not going to be good, lol. You know how I can tell? Everything that could possibly go wrong this morning has. I over slept a little, I spilled some coffee..burning my hand, I have to work, a guy from work [last I knew] is missing, and I go outside..taking my laptop with me..and somehow manage to hit the switch on the side that turns off my wi-fi. Granted the wi-fi thing isn't a huge deal, but for some reason it took forever to connect, lol. Yay for Mondays!

60 Things Women Should Know.....guys, Please Come Comment If This Is Right.
60 things most girls don't know Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE) --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. --Boyfriends need to be reassured

People With No Real Pics
Ive noticed a ton of people on here that have only beautiful/interesting/funny pics from the internet or that they created as their pics(profile pic,default and public folders)....some dont have any REAL pics,and if they do,they are locked in private folders....are they really that scared of people seeing how they look? Are they that ugly? Or do they think it just makes them cool? Do they think it makes them super-private? Tons of other info is available on the page,so why not a pic? I have seen some where you cant even view a salute to see if its a real person. I dont know if they had one and then remove it or what. I just like to visualize who i am talking to,and i appreciate the other kinds of pics,but I find it irritating if you cant find at least one pic of actually THEM on their page. Just venting,you will have to excuse me im not feeling well tonight......

My Vip
So as part of the auction I was in, I was offered VIP. The person that "owns" me wanted me to let him know when the one I have expired so he'd know when to renew it. Easy enough, right? Well I went to check and this is what I seen.VIP Status: (paid up) Expires: Start: 2009-03-28 Next Payment: 2009-03-28 Billing Status: ACTIVE Cancel VIP status/billing. The VIP I have now was a gift and I can't find the message saying when it was bought. I've never seen a VIP status say this, it's always said 'Billing Status: Non-Renewing' [or something close to that]. At any rate....does this mean that I was bought at least a 3 month????

Come To Get The Pot O' Gold?
COME LOOKING FOR THE POT O'GOLD DID YA? YOU WILL INDEEDY FIND IT HERE! BUT FIRST YOU MUST FIND A FEW OTHER LUCKY CHARMS ON ME PAGE. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THE FOLLOWING: 1 OR MORE HORSESHOES 3 OR MORE LUCKY CLOVERS 4 OR MORE LUCKY "SEVENS" 2 OR MORE RAINBOWS BUT ONLY 1 OF THESE RAINBOWS WILL LEAD YOU DIRECTLY TO "THE POT OF GOLD" THESE ARE SCATTERED ALL ABOUT SO DON'T BE FOOLED! BE THE FIRST TO MAIL ME THAT YOU HAVE FOUND THE "POT OF GOLD" FOR THE GRAND PRIZE. OTHER PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED SO BE SURE TO LEAVE A COMMENT ON EACH LUCKY CHARM YOU FIND AND MAIL ME ALSO!! THIS WILL BE THE ONLY WAY I WILL KNOW AND BE ABLE TO KEEP TRACK!!!

Just Scum And Mad
I have recently had a person that has in the past Contacted some of my friends ...And made statements that are true fiction... If you know what I mean aka lie's and viscous rumors ... She pretends to be a friend at first and tells you her problems and the whole time she is lining you up for the kill.....!!!!!! She tells you story's about her kids and family members and gets you to feel sorry for her and if you have any kind of heart you will .....Then she makes up story,s bout her husband Is in jail and she dose not what she is going to do to pay the bills and there about to take her car and she has no food in the house .....With this person you never know what angle there working on you .....!!!!! She is Wanted in Ohio for Insurance Fraud.... Being the Smart Individual I am and not wanting to be wrong about this person... I offered to help her out I told her I would loan her some money to help her but she needed to tell me the name of the company's she owed money

There's Beauty In The Breakdown
"If you look close enough to the world around you, you might find someone like you. Someone trying to find their way. Someone trying to find their self. Sometimes it feels like you're the only one in the world who's struggling, who's frustrated, unsatisfied, barely getting by, but that feeling's a lie, and if you just hold on, just find the courage to face it another day, someone or something will find you and make it all ok. Because we all need a little help sometimes. We need someone to remind us that it won't always be this way. That someone is out there and that someone will find you." -REL

Mysterious Much?
So I sign into myspace..I have a message! This is huge as no one really uses myspace much these days..or atleast not as much as oh say 3 years ago. LOL So it says.. We haven't spoken in 7 months and 9 days. It is a friend request. The age is 29 the name is zzzzzzz and the location is AZ. I really cant for the life of me think of anyone that age in AZ i havent seen or talked to in 7 months and 9 days. So i reply Who R U ?? I get a response saying I wouldnt need three guesses but a hint is breakfast at a restaurant in Canton. :| What am I to do? hahaha I have no idea if I would want to have breakfast with someone I am not speaking to. Any how this is my huge dilemma today. p.s. make the rain go away!

Reason
Whenever I think of you My heart soars And my lips Smiling Whisper your name Softly But still lovingly. My all is yours And only yours To do with what you will. You have my heart To keep forever. I am devoted to you And I am unafraid To be so Because I realize That you would never Hurt me Because you love me. This fact gives me The confidence To surrender myself to you Wholely and unconditionally. Thank you for loving me The way you do, It fills me with warmth And contentment But most of all It fills me with love For you.

Dark Goddess
Dark Goddess come to me Please give me the gift of imortallity taste my flesh feel my heat drink my soul to the last beat make me a survant of your wonderful night show me the roads of darkness and delight bring me the fire of darkness so pure bring my lust aflame this i am sure drink my essence drink my blood feed on me my lady of the night and with thy touch i know so right am i worthy my dark queen am i worthy of one to taste endlessly and if thy feels that i am one allowed your worth bring me into the night give me my new birth

Jason
Ok, so I just signed up for Netflix. I've had it before..like 2 years ago and I've been adding movies like mad. Most of you know my obsession with Jason Voorhees, if you don't, now you do. I've started renting the old Friday the 13th movies because it's been so long since I've seen them. Well I have added parts 3-8 to my queue and I was just reading the description for Jason X (I'm pretty sure I've only watched up to part 3, I don't remember any of the movies after it.) WTF is this shit? It's 2455 A.D., and Earth is a contaminated planet that's been abandoned for centuries. In the remains of a research facility, a visiting archaeology class discovers two frozen ancestors -- a beautiful woman and a rotted corpse wearing a strange mask. When they transport the carcasses back to their space lab and the ice melts, Jason is revived ... and ready to unleash a new kind of hell on the future. Quit while you're behind Hollywood...damn. Needless to say, Jason X will NOT be inc

Gossip
So I have gossiped about certain people around here, whether it be about their latest horrifying pic or their latest failed fulationship...really got me wondering...has anyone ever talked smack about me to anyone else? anyone have the balls to be honest with me and say so?

Ouchies
Soo, from having a mild neck ache I now progressed to a full on fuckedupness within like 15 minutes. I can't even swallow without my neck being in complete pain (yes, I foresee a barrage of "swallow" comments already. I don't get this

Farewell
well fu-ites here it is THAT day is finally here. ALL that have known me or know me know me for who i am...a fun loving flirtatious (extremely so sometimes). To all i am DVUS and i hope after reading all this ...those of my TRUE friends will remain so and stick by my side. SOME of you already know this but yes I am married and have been so over a year. It is not a fact that has been made actively known to EVERYONE....but some of you do know and know who you are. The reason for this lil "secret" was this the marriage i shared with my wife was one of openness and trust and knowing that no matter what....we loved each other. SOME have noticed the "INFAMOUS HAIR CLIPS" in one of my NSFW files and have pointed this out and through a few split ups and minor probs between me and the wife....that was explained away as the "ex".Welll like a fool i carried on this life even AFTER...BEFORE we were married i discovered my GF at the time having online sex and or phone sex with other guys....that wa

Sexy
SB convo ->almostfamo...: lol, no, i can do better , but dont want to waste my energy on ..mentally handicapped people almostfamo...: that's just sad that's he best u could come up with. ->almostfamo...: btw, you are wearin PJs, four eyes ->almostfamo...: its your job to throw your cock out there? where? i hope It doesnt fall on me ->almostfamo...: lmao, does your butt hurt THAT bad? almostfamo...: lol, yeah cuz guys love SCARY ASS girls. don't flatter yourself, it's a guys JOB to throw that out there. actually you're a little too ethnic for me ->almostfamo...: and I am sure my attitude gets me to more places than your cock ->almostfamo...: you said that you would fuck me badly ->almostfamo...: i did read that almostfamo...: can u read??? wow, I bet that attitude gets u places ->almostfamo...: that is not a very good self promotion ->almostfamo...: and you are tellin me that you are a bad fuck?? ->almostfamo...: i would love to fuck you too, with a ru

Toronto
Sitting in the toronto airport... plane was suppose to be leaving at 2 now its leaving at 2:30 cuz of the weather in Halifax. I has the stress cuz my landing isnt that long in Calgary and I have to clear customs... Now Seattle should be cool Hell I have 4 hours there anyhow..... Just put on a nicotine patch, cuz I am starting to have a nicfit.... go figure....

Beggers
Well I know this is probably go to piss off a lot of people including friends and fans...but tough shit, delete me if you want, it's fine with me.. I read a status update this morning that said "Be true to yourself" and I am... This site is for fun and nothing more to me, a mindless time waster to get away from stress and everyday bullshit. Have I met some incredible people? Definitely and you know who you are! Anyway just some ramblings here since I see it constantly every single day and night and think it's 100% pathetic. Nothing wrong with asking for rates and bombs especially when you're close to leveling, I try to help out as many people as I can with my 11's, rates, bombs etc. But all these beggers looking for blings, gifts, etc. are just pathetic to me. You want something, buy it yourself, asking people for it is just so fucked up on so many levels. Do you do this in real like also? Ask people for food? Cars? A roof over your head etc.? Why would you ever "expect" these gi

Your Love Is A Lie - Simple Plan
I fall asleep by the telephone It's 2 O'clock and I'm waiting up alone Tell me where have you been? I found a note with another name You blow a kiss, but it just don't feel the same Cause I can feel that you're gone I can't bite my tongue forever While you try to play it cool You can hide behind your stories But don't take me for a fool You can tell me that there's nobody else (But I feel it) You can tell me that you're home by yourself (But I see it) You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want But I know Your love is just a lie (Lie) It's nothing but a lie (Lie) You look so innocent But the guilt in your voice gives you away Yeah you know what I mean How does it feel when you kiss when you know that i trust you And do you think about me when he fucks you? Could you be more obscene? So dont try to say you're sorry Or try to make it right Don't waste your breath because it's too late, it's too late. You can tell me that there's nobody else

Stalked And Stolen
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Jessica [2] You were in the car with? Mike [3] Went to the mall with? No clue [4] Person you talked on the phone with? My boss [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? Jeff T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? True Q: Been searched By Cops? False Q: Been suspended from school? False Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? True Q: Have shaved your head? False Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? False Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? False WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Drink [2] Be serious or be funny? Funny [3] Go to the beach or mountains?

Wanna Go Waterfallin?
You and your girl are on a mission to have a private picnic. You're drivin around lookin for the perfect place when you come to this stream. You park the car and walk over to it, holding her hand. You look up the stream and see the most beautiful waterfall you've ever seen. An idea forms in your mind and you pull her toward it, giving her that look. She smiles and the look in her eyes mirrors yours. She begins to strip her clothes and takes off into the water, wading through the knee-length water. You follow her to the waterfall and she ducks underneath it, you follow and wrap you arms around her as the water falls over you both. Your lips lock together and she wraps one leg around your waist. You reach down and grab her ass, pulling her fully against you and your rock hard erection. She wiggles so your poised, ready to enter. You give the thrust and enter her, she gives a little squeak of surprise and sucks your tongue into her mouth. You grab her hips and pound yourself into

Cheese
I was told the most amazing thing a few days ago by my 3 year old... "Cheese comes from crackers." I looked at him and said "what?" and he said it again. I then told him.."no it doesn't". His answer? "Uhh, yeah. That's why they call it Cheez-its"There ya go....now you can be smart

The Devil Inside
- Insecurity - It rules most, heart and head. Some so much it dictates who they let in and out of their life. Don't get me wrong, I have my insecurity issues, but you'd never know it. I don't make them public. That kinda stuff is private. It shows your weak side. It also makes you bitter and hateful if you allow it :/ My insecurities were 100x's worse growing up. I was painfully shy (yes, can you believe that!) Also add the pressure of being a minority to the pile, but I never fully understood it. Why was I so insecure? Why did I worry about other people's opinions? Where does this irrational fear come from?? As I've matured, I've given up trying to understand it. (Word of the day: Mature) The fear has dissipated and I've come to grips with my shortcomings. THIS IS ME Like it, love it or fuckin leave it. I'm not gonna worry about so and so, who he's talking to, what they're doing, what she's saying, what they're wearing, how much money I'm not making..

Man Caught In Vacuum Sex Act
Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days 29-year-old pleads no contest to indecent exposure after car wash incident SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month. Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment. ------------------------------------------- HAHAHAHAHAHAH, I don't even know what to say to this XD.

Fu-friends In Uniform
I came up with the idea to make a folder with pics of my fu-friends who've served in uniform, and I'm off to a pretty good start. But part of my problem is I am having trouble remembering all my fu-friends who are ex-military, etc. Please leave me a message and let me know if this applies to you, and whether or not I could put your picture in my folder. To answer a few questions that may come up: 1. Definitely looking for current or ex military, police, and firefighters. 2. Yes, the Air Force counts as military. 3. I love old pics the best, check out the ones I already have, MonkeyButter in there looking all of 18 or 19 years old, and BountyHunter, geez did he ever have hair? lol. *thank you friends!*

Lippy, Da Point Whore??!!?
Just to let everyone know I am point whoring tonight at 11pm fu time. *hangs head in shame* I will be sponsoring the HH at that time and I will be activating auto 11's around that time as well. I want to get lots closer to leveling to Oracle. I still have a ways to go before I level but I would like to chip away at some of those points I have a lil over 13 million to go. Cheers!

Fubar Prayer
Baby J,who art in the mumms,hallowed be thy comments, thy fudom com,thy will be done, on the net,as it is in the HTML's, give us this day our daily crash,and forgive us our spammery, and lead us not into private lounges, as we forgive those who talk shit in the mumms. Amen

Is Your Love The Bomb?!?!?
New Contest People!! Fu-Married Couples Only! To Enter You Must Submit A Pimped Out Picture Of You & Your Fu-Lovey By Friday 3rd. It Can Be A GIF,Morph,Photoshoped, Ikimied, Ect. But It Must Have Both Of You On It. Be Creative! Contest Will Open Friday Nite April 3rd @ 7pm Fu-Time End Friday Nite April 10th @7pm Fu-Time. All Comments & Rates Will Be Added Together For Top Score. Winner MUST HAVE OVER 300 Rates on their pic to Quailify to Win. Prizes: Two Cherry Bombs and a Three day blast to brag about your love. Brought To You By: Wonder Woman

Final Straw
Well I just dont believe it....I said to myself maybe ill try just one more time today.....so I began rating...(against my better Judgement).....I came across one individual whos status said "Autos 11 pinch my cherries hard will trade bling pak"...I thought to myself ok lets do this...so after rating 2125 pics out of 2350 pics this individual was soooooooooo cordial she changed her status to "who wants to trade bling paks"......I was like ohhh no you didnt just do that.....well....YES she did and didnt even have the common courtesy to even come give me a page rate at minimum.....let alone the bling pak....this spun me into a frenzy of pissed offness Ive never known before.....so just for shits and giggles since i was out of 11s to give i found 5 more people with auto 11s running...I rated fanned thier page and also gave each 25 pic rates...guess what??? Not a fukkin thing in return........so with this I am DONE..Finished...Finito.....Ive had my fill of these greedy ass ignoramous se

Time Warner To Alter Fee...bastids!
Time Warner to alter fee for Road Runner KATE PERRY • STAFF WRITER • APRIL 2, 2009 Read Comments(20) Recommend Print this pageE-mail this articleShare The days of flat-fee Internet charges are dwindling if your provider is Time Warner Cable. Prepare to pay by the gig. Starting this summer, the company will ask customers to review their usage and pick a plan from 5 gigabytes to 100 gigabytes. If customers use more gigs than their plan allows, they'll have to pay overages. The new billing system will roll out this fall. The 5-gigabyte plan will start at about $29.95 a month, Time Warner spokesman Alex Dudley said Wednesday. A majority of Time Warner's customers currently have the standard tier plan, which costs about $49.99. The soon-to-come 20-gigabyte plan will cost about the same and allow customers similar Internet usage. The new payment plan will be more equitable, Dudley said. Now, a small portion of customers use a massive amount of the company's bandwidth —

Interesting Facts On The Human Body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.Women blink twice as often as men.The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

I'm Thinking Of Becoming A Dj For Tantra Fantasies
I like WeAllFall, but Biggie and Dream don't agree. So, I will give 5,000 fubucks to whoever can come up with a good DJ name for me. Please, only serious suggestions...nothing vulgar. Hell, I'll even throw in 2,000 fubucks for 2nd place, and 1,000 fubucks for 3rd place if I get more than 10 legitimate suggestions. The 5,000 fubucks still stands for the best suggestion I will keep this open for suggestions and decide on Monday. Thanks for your suggestions.

Saturday Morning Funnies...
Tongue2Swe...: thank anyhow you are to ugly anyhow... ->Tongue2Swe...: not a snowball's chance Tongue2Swe...: I open my beach house at the jersey shore the 1st weekend in june can you cum?...I would love to eat....sorry meet you...I think you are sooooo Pretty !!!! Ugh. I'm gonna have to shut my shoutbox down I think...Some men have no shame.

Stolen!
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?Sure doesTears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?I'm pissedHas someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?Yeah If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?If I was desperate I might consider it.Has anyone ever promised you forever?Yeah..and you see how that worked out...Do you get high?lol, noSomething bothering you?a littleHas someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?YesWhat made you happy this weekend?Nothing yetWhen was the last time you cried?A few days agoWhat color shirt are you wearing?Greenish/BlueHow long is your hair?Just past my shouldersLast thing you ate?Cream Cheese and Chive Crackers Last thing you drank?CokeWhere did you sleep last night?Comfort InnAre you happy right now?I guessWhat did you say last?See yaWhere is your phone?Beside meWho/what do you hate/dislike currently?Pretty much everythingWhat's somet

Why Do You Let Me Stay Here, All By Myself?
I am at a place where I want to leave my boyfriend, and this time it is more than just talk. I actually want to do this. I am financially dependant upon him, but I'm going to spend some time figuring out if I can make it without him. This may only work if the split is amicable and he agrees to split bills with me. I have no idea yet what is in store, all I know is I am no longer happy with the way things are going. It has been 9 years. He says he's trying to work towards better things, but I just feel like I am being strung along and that he is never going to marry me, and at this point, if he asked me to, I can't even be sure I would say yes. I am not happy with status quo.

The Wall
Today I gave you a boxfull of bricks. Whatthis ? You asked...................... you see, this was built around my heart. A wall to protect me from harm My heart was beyond repair. Ducking and dodging ,from everyone's stare. Hiding my feelings, Keeping them within. Not knowing where to begin or where t

A Great Loss In My World
PapaGnome@ fubar As many of you know I just got back from TX for Ren Faire. The wonderful man you see above is the whole reason i travel to TX. If I hadn't met him online oh so many years ago, I'd never have gone out there. This pic was taken this past Saturday at faire. Sadly, we lost this wonderful, gentle soul last night. I am soooo going to miss you Mike. You will alwayssss hold a very special place in my heart. I love you and miss you very much

Working Towards Change
I'm in the process of working towards a break up with my boyfriend of 9 years. Part of this involves figuring out how much I make, and how much I will be able to afford if everything works out. Shit, its scary to look at the bleak financials laid out before me... But I press on. I had a happy little victory this morning. I stopped in to make a payment on my homeowner's insurance. This is the first time I had been into the office, always did everything by phone, and been happy with the results. Since my purse was stolen last week, I had to pay in cash, which was an issue at my AAA office the day before...making me not want to do business with them.

Kids Say The Darndest Things
"MARRIAGE"...as explained by kids 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, a ge 8 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have somethin

Re: Trying To Find Love;
to all my friends on fubar, if any of u that r single and would like to chat, i have yahoo and texting on my cell. i would like to get to know more about any of u in hope of us meeting sometime, those not in michigan that possibly would move here, to have a woman to love. i'm not rich $$, just the love and affection in my heart and soul. i may not b the handsomest guy in the world, but i am a caring, love man who DOES NOT believe in abusing children or woman. dont judge the book by the cover, but look inside and see the real me. yes, alot of u r very beautiful looking, but also have beauty inside too. if u want my yahoo name or my texting #, plz let me know.

One Nighters
I've been with 5 guys in my life sexually (meaning intercourse, haha), and out of them, 3 were one nighters. I don't get the whole aspect of men not calling back after that, since I couldn't get rid of the losers. One called me the same night, and asked me to be his gf. Another one stalked me forever, making excuses to see me. The third one was a whiny bastard, and said that he didn't know it was gonna be a one nighter, but thought we are gonna start a relationship. Am I missing something? Oh, guy #4 called the next day...and we've been together for 7 years now, and married for 4 :)

[closed]
I've decided to turn everything off for now. I just really don't feel like talking to anyone. I have shouts off and private messages off. It's not that I'm upset at anyone in particular, it's just that I really don't have much to say. I didn't turn off comments, but please don't try and have a conversation with me through comments, I won't answer. I'm kind of in a funk I guess. I dunno. Just don't take it personal.

Jus A Thought.
Without you, the ground thaws, the rain falls, the grass grows. Without you, the seeds root, the flowers bloom, the children play. The stars gleam, the poets dream, the eagles fly, without you. The earth turns, the sun burns, but I die, without you. Without you, the breeze warms, the girl smiles, the cloud moves. Without you, the tides change, the boys run, the oceans crash. The crowds roar, the days soar, the babies cry, without you. The moon glows, the river flows, but I die, without you. The world revives Colors renew But I know blue, only blue, lonely blue, within me blue. Without you. Without you, the hand gropes, the ear hears, the pulse beats. Without you, the eyes gaze, the legs walk, the lungs breathe. The mind churns! The mind churns! The heart yearns! The heart yearns! The tears dry, without you. Life goes on, but I�m gone. Cause I die, without you. Without you. by Rent.

Grrrr
The hotel is almost empty, its creepy, some twat that stayed here last year and claimed that there was a ghost in a room next to hers was here tonight, insisiting that its haunted. I told her that I'd appreciate her not telling me that, since i'm here all alone. blah, I wish someone was here to keep me company. ANYONE! grrr

Must Be Nice..................
............in this economy to be able to throw away damn near 2 thousand dollars on fubar in one week. Go check out the Happy Hour schedule. One particular Fu has 18 happy hours scheduled. Why??? She is already at the highest level possible. I dunno, and before you say it, I'm not jealous. I'm flabbergasted. I mean, if you want to just throw away that kind of cash, why not feed some homeless people, help an animal shelter, or donate to a charity. 1 or 2 Happy hours in a week I can almost understand, but 18???? that is just disgusting.

Weird
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Live Nude Girls ...
I was reading in another blog the other day when the author asked the question, "Have you ever been to a strip club?" To which my response is “What? This week?” I guess it goes without further explanation that I’ve been to about a bajillion strip clubs. Well, maybe half a bajillion, but let’s just say I started going ever since the ink was dry on my first fake ID. Currently, the allure of strip clubs has worn off to a large extent. But in the last 20 years, I definitely walked the path of strip club newbie all the way to seasoned veteran.My first experience came several years ago when I was in college. My group of dumbass, country bumpkin friends and I were relatively new to city life. While driving down the one and only freeway in Phoenix at the time, we would frequently pass by a sign that said “Live Nudes”. This was fascinating to us as the closest thing to a strip club in our hometown was August Square Dance Nights when the petticoats were optio

:) Poem Poem Poem.
the sun setting, a gentle wind blows.Your eyes into mine, your emptiness shows.They all say you're shy, but give it time.But i'm unsure, if i can make you mine.You speak perfection, I speak only flaws.Never ending cycle, at my confidence this gnaws.And you could complete me, paint me like art.Sharing all our gifts, sharing one heart.Yet my nerves control me, from you they hold me back.Making me see, it is your love i lack.It is you i cannot touch, cannot hold.But time will tell, our story to be told. Love may bind us, or tear me apart.We'll not know this, until we start.So open thine eyes, and give in to me.Together forever, we can surely be. MYYYY WORK!

Not To Air Out My Dirty Laundary Here But I Need To Get Shit Off My Chest
From a Native American expression for war, to be “on the warpath” is to be exceedingly angry and to be inclined to take some hostile action: “Watch out! John is on the warpath today.” That is what my status message means. Here is the reason why Iam about to lose it at 12:30am. I found out well yesterday now that my Xgf's Xbf who beat my son with a belt is getting outa jail in June. There is a porblem with that he got charged with alot of shit. he got resisting arrest disortly conduct assualt with a wepon and endangering the walfare of a minor. In the state of NJ assualt with a wepon is 10 years automatically and I would say he was looking at 10-12 years when all said and done. This all happened in Aug of last year when all the shit hit the fan. All in the same week I lose my Gf son gets beat and one of my friends tells me she may have cancer. So i get a txt message from babies mom X that he is getting out in June insted of Oct on parole. So at this p

Fu-owned Auction 6 Final Results
Final Results Serendipity Yanni5 : with 350 bling pack NYC Nurse Jerry G with :1HH, 1 auto11, 1 Cherry Bomb, 350 BLING PACK!, 30 DAY BLAST!, and 4 million FUBUCKS Steffy HOLY SMOKE with :3 million fubucks, 1 happy hour, and 1 cherry bomb bling Jezebelle Samael with : 1 Happy Hour Little O HD Fatboy with : 1 Happy Hour and a 135 credit bling pack. Jennicense montanamountain with :2 hh, 350 bling, 30 day blast and a two bombs or autos her choice FukFace Submissive with : 1 happy hour and 350 bling pack Cllgegrl Texas Guy with : auto 11 and cherry bomb

Help Me Get Spotlight Please
I am at a level 25 and would love to get my very first spotlight......I will take donations, rate pics, rate stash or other things depending on what them other things are in order to get spotlight....if you would like to help me out and want me to rate pics or anything like that for fubucks towards the spotlight please message me or leave a message in this blog and I will let you no when i will let you no if I will do it and also notify you when its done. I would appreciate any and all help to get me the spotlight. Just to let you all no..if you do help me out in anyway...i would like to make a picture with everyone that helped me and when i get the spotlight it will be put as my main display to thank you all for helping me out...it will show one person then another and so on and so on. I can't make the pretty bulletins or anything like that but if someone would like to make me one it would be greatly appreciated as well. Please Help Me Towards A Spotlight. Thanks So Much For

Unexpected
The warm water cascades over them, his hands softly smoothing the suds over her supple form. Teeth bite her throat gently, plucking ever so slightly at flesh. She is before him, hands resting flat on the glass, back arched slightly to push her shapely, lovely bottom back. He brushes against it - slightly - as his hands wash her sides, the scrub of the fluffy scrubber followed by the soft scritch of fingernails over her stomach, circling and teasing. She shivers, arching slightly more, expectant; but his hands don't dwell, instead rushing outwards to take in the curves of her hips. Still nails scritch, following the scrunchie exfoliator. His tonguetip teases up her throat, tasting the rivulets of water trickling downwards, and then cups her earlobe with a following fluttering of flicks. His breath is warm in her ear as his fingernails scratch lightly along the line of her hip to her pelvis, reaching down between her thighs but cupping, letting water pool there against her flesh, only to

Smiles
Today is friggin beautiful ouside and my mood is certainly reflecting it. I went and got insurance on my drivers license, so if I get pulled over I am not screwed. I feel like a big girl now, cuz I haven't had car insurance since I was married and that was for a short period. I know that it's illegal not to have it, I just couldn't afford it. So yay me, I iz legal!! Second, with the medical I got a little under $200 so I did the insurance and gave my mom $85 of it. At first she was like what am I suppose to do with this, and I said its basically 1/2 of what I got, and I had to get insurance. She was like you either need to get that surgery done or get a job, well the nerve conduction test is May 13th and if I need the surgery I am so doing it. I also told her once again to reassure her that my name is on the list at both the transitional housing place and the shelter. And believe you and me, if I get into one of those 2 places soon, I am soooooo jumping on it because I hate be

A Hand Raised In Harm
So many women are abused. And men are too, I don't deny it. But this BLOG ... goes out to my sisters, that have been abused at some point in their life, by someone that claimed to love, honor and protect them. I do not dwell on it. But I just wanted people to remember that sometimes, it takes a powerful event to make you leave such a relationship. And women or girls need support, and need to learn to trust 'the right kind of' men again. It just is. Whether the abuse was long term or short term. Don't settle for that behaviour. The answers are there, all you have to do is seek them ... A hand that's raised In anger to harm Kills the love That once used to calm The safety one felt Shattered and torn Her faith in you Weathered and Worn Ask her not to ever forget The night or day When the true you She met ^5 Girls and Guys ... Xena

Sanctification
THE WHIPPING There was a school with a class of students that no teacher had been able to handle. Two or three teachers had been run off from this school in one year by the unruly students. A young man, just out of college, heard about the class and applied to the school. The principal asked the young man, 'Do you know what you are asking for? No one else has been able to handle these students. You are just asking for a terrible beating'. After a few moments of silent prayer, the young man looked at the principal and said, 'Sir, with your consent I accept the challenge. Just give me a trial basis.' The next morning the young man stood before the class. He said to the class, 'Young people, I came here today to conduct school. But I realize I can't do it by myself. I must have your help.' One big boy they called Big Tom, in the back of the room whispered to his buddies, 'I won't need any help. I can lick that little bird all by myself.' The young teacher told the class that if they were

Been Thinkin'
I have been thinking alot about this lately. I watch people and can't help but wonder why they make it so hard to be happy. Everyone talks about what they want to make their life better or to make them complete, content, whole....Happy. However, how often do these people actually do anything but talk about it. It seems most are online in these social websites because they are seeking something or someone...the man/woman of their dreams mainly and occasionally their search is over, but usually they keep seeking. It seems that most on here have heart problems...they have been hurt by someone in the past. What usually ends up happening is they in turn hurt someone else that was searching for the same exact thing... a person to love and be loved by. Why does this happen?..well cuz everyone must pay for others wrongs. My thoughts?..if you want to be happy just do it...stop wasting precious time. If you love someone (and they love you) just love them, do what needs to be done t

Week Of 04/22/09
THIS WEEKS MAJOR ARCANA CARD...The DEATH CARDWhen the ‘Death’ card appears in a reading, the most common thought is that it is predicting a physical death, that someone is going to die. This, in most, if not all, cases is highly unlikely.I cannot speak for all Tarot readers, but I personally do not use this card to represent a physical death. For me, the Death card represents an event or series of events or circumstances that may cause great disruption and possible upset, but which make transformation in its many forms inevitable.I am not a medium or clairvoyant, but I do use the Tarot cards to help give men and women around the world some insights into their own situations and to look at their lives from a different perspective. Let me give you some examples: one of the greatest blows any of us can receive, man or woman, is when we fall utterly in love with someone only to be rejected and left alone. Many of you may have had such an experience and it can feel like your wor

Necks
So, for about 3 wks now there has been something wrong with my neck. It hurts to turn my head sideways, and if I hold my head to the side for too long, it hurts to unbend it. I dont feel like goin to the doc, tho, cause everyone but surgeons are a total fuckin scam nowadays. Wahhh!

Who, What, Where?
At times I think my own mind tends to be able to influence me. This morning I woke up with a song I haven't listened to in like months stuck in my head, but only a specific part..."It's time to say it, hard to say it: goodbye." Normally I wake up with something knocking around in my head, but this one keeps bugging me. First of all, not really all that fond of the song anymore, secondly I haven't heard it in a while because of that, and thirdly, what am I trying to tell myself? My first thought is I've got to get ready to say goodbye to someone. Maybe I'll be the one saying it first, maybe it will be said to me. Either way, that would be losing someone in my life. Maybe it's time for certian relationships to end, or maybe I've been feeling that they have been ending on the other side of the relationship and I'm just preparing myself to hear it. Or perhaps I should stop overthinking things.

Nsfw Bullshit
why the hell are you going to join an adult site where you know there are going to be scantily clad women and men alike and then decide that you wanna be a total fuck head and rate ppls pics nsfw? i mean that just doesnt make nesense. if your a guy you know you wanna see the goods that the ladies have to offer and ladies i know we dont mind staring at a bit of man candy now and then. fuck were human its human nature to wanna see the goodies isnt it? or are the ppl that rate these just jackasses that have nothing better to do than flag pics nsfw and fuck ppl over? honestly how much of a god damn mother fucking pussy ass bitch can you be? sorry if this offends neone just letting off some steam.

Lol...thanks Seamus For Pointin This Out To Me
I know I am goin to hell...but I giggled at the irony ;) COLORADO SPRINGS - Talk about a bad day. A pregnant woman not only was chased down by a brown bear, but got hit by a car in her attempt to get away. It happened Thursday morning on a trail in Colorado Springs near woodman road and Vincent Drive. On the trail, there are warnings about possible flash flooding. But nothing prepared a pregnant Ashley Swendsen for a dangerous encounter with wildlife. "I heard a rustle. I looked behind me and it was a bear--2 feet away," says Swendsen, who is 6 months pregnant. The 26-year-old kept on walking, and then noticed the bear was following her. "I freaked out and start running. It was chasing me for about 20 seconds," she says. She made it to the street. But her troubles were far from over. "This lady hit me with her car. She wasn't going that fast. I just rolled off her car," she says. An elderly woman hit her from behind then took off. The female bear also took off. Officers la

Unsure
What does a person do when they can feel that they are falling for someone. Knowing that you both have been hurt and are still hurting. When you want the person to know that you would do anything for them. But you are so scared to say anything. So afraid they don't feel the same way. So afraid that by wearing ur heart on your sleave, you will get it handed back to with a no thanks I don't want that. How do you tell someone that they make you feel like you haven't felt in a long time. how do you tell them that by being together you might be able to make the pain go away.

Bea Arthur
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Beatrice Arthur, the tall, deep-voiced actress whose razor-sharp delivery of comedy lines made her a TV star in the hit shows "Maude" and "The Golden Girls" and who won a Tony Award for the musical "Mame," died Saturday. She was 86.Arthur died peacefully at her Los Angeles home with her family at her side, family spokesman Dan Watt said. She had cancer, Watt said, declining to give further details."She was a brilliant and witty woman," said Watt, who was Arthur's personal assistant for six years. "Bea will always have a special place in my heart."Arthur first appeared in the landmark comedy series "All in the Family" as Edith Bunker's loudly outspoken, liberal cousin, Maude Finley. She proved a perfect foil for blue-collar bigot Archie Bunker (Carroll O'Connor), and their blistering exchanges were so entertaining that producer Norman Lear fashioned Arthur's own series.In a 2008 interview with The Associated Press, Arthur said she was lucky to be discovered by T

I Just Had A Drive By Lol'ing ...
So I fire up the Fubar this morning and sitting in my shoutbox is a lone "lol". Nothing else. What is she lol'ing? I don't have any NSFW pics, so she's not lol'ing my manhood. "I can haz teeny peeny? Oh noes!" She didn't view my profile. So I'm guessing my unrelenting charm and sickeningly handsome appearance aren't what she's lol'ing. I suppose I might have appeared on that crawl thing at the top. So it might be a "crawl lol". I had 103 emails in my inbox at work this morning but all I can concentrate on is this. *ugh*

Venting/ And What I Look For In A Guy/ Being True To Myself
So its been over a year or close to it since I wrote a blog... I figured I would do one.. I am going crazy!I am a new mother as of Dec 3rd. My beautiful baby Kaylie was born. The daddy of the baby is not in the picture because he doesnt want to.. He is not helping financially or anything.. he and I have spoken mabe 3 times since Dec. I work 2 jobs. I have to depend on other people to babysit my daughter.. Keep in mind I never really been around a baby til now. So working 2 jobs and not able to get much sleep.. I have talked to a few guys since Kaylie was born and all turned out to be mistakes... They were just after one thing... and just never worked out.. I have been in some of the worst relationships that has caused me to end some of the best ones because of thinking I dont deserve the good.. well guess what I was wrong. .I deserve to be happy... I deserve to be treated right! So people ask me what I look for in guy so let me lay it out for you.. in noo particular order

Me
These are my words, everyone see's who I appear to be, but only a few know the real me, you can only see what I choose to show you, but there is way more to me than what the eye see's. There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama, and those people who create it, and tell you things to create false hopes and dreams, knowing they would never be, create a hope in your heart and mind, for false happiness, and joy. so it is time for me to surrond myself with people who want to know me and care and share thoughts that are true, and laugh and be full of joy. These fellings drown the memeries of bad, and soley for good. we live once, and life is to short, to go through with false memories, and bad, create and nothing less than happines is where I want to be. I have built a wall around me, not to block out anyone, but to see who is willing and loving, caring enought to be themselves, and climb over it to share with me there happiness and friendship so Now I hav

Faq About The Teddy Bears
Hi - I get asked a lot of questions about the teddy bears, so I thought I would answer them here. When did you start making teddy bears? I started making them a long time ago. I started to impress a woman I cared very much for who collected teddy bears. Wait, you're straight? Lots of guys who are straight make teddy bears. Ok, maybe not "Lots".... Why do you still make teddy bears? I find it relaxing. I work on computers all day, so it's nice to have a hobby that doesn't require one. Also, I work on the miniature bears (smaller than 4" tall) when I travel for business - mostly because I can't get my sewing machine past airport security. :) What do you do with the teddy bears when they're done? The full sized bears are usually donated to charities for auctions. The miniatures I give away to close friends. Do you ever sell the teddy bears? No. If I did it would become too much like work, and I already have a full time job. Besides, if I had to take one of my hobbies and turn it

Just A Fun Sb With Captain Ignorant
stein love...: i realy like how talking to you made me feel superior to at least one person on here, i dont know what to say but thanksstein love...: ok will do, thanks for the humor and stuff for my other blog->stein love...: no...and i've grown tired of you. your entertainment value has ceased to exist. feel free to continue talking in my sb...just don't expect any replysstein love...: but realy i need to take a shower but id realy like to continue this after im outstein love...: i will be smoking at least that many, you smoke? wish i could quit smoking cigs id say thats the one think about me i need to change->stein love...: you should smoke several bowls...i'm sure there are three or four hiding cells in your skull somewherestein love...: ok so being i dont like you or anything im a hoodlum? see thats where i know your ignorant, i mean, thats realy just kinda sadstein love...: hey you gona be on much longer cuz i need to take a shower realy quick before some freinds get here, gona

Reality F*cking Check
Swine flu may sound nasty. As of late Thursday, there are 236 cases of swine flu and eight confirmed deaths worldwide. But by comparison an estimated 600 people die of tuberculosis, about 1,400 people die from strep and 2,704 people die from a common asbestos-related lung cancer in the United States every year. Last year the seasonal flu took the lives of 83 children and an estimated 36,000 adults in the United States, according to the CDC. Of course, pandemics can be deadly and need public health measures. The 1918-1919 influenza pandemic killed more people than the entire First World War. Estimates range from 30-50 million lives lost, according to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. But in every flu pandemic since, the numbers have luckily dwindled. The 1957-1958 pandemic flu took 70,000 deaths above the normal flu season, and the 1968-1967 pandemic flu caused 33,000 more deaths than the average flu season. The virulence of the virus does matter, but public

Penises...
...what fascinating things. What great lengths (no pun int here) their owners would go to just stick them into some warm wet hole for about 15 min. Humiliation, bankruptcy, loss of power, etc. I would absolutely HATE to be a man. *Shudders at the thought It was hard enough for me to get laid being a female (had to resort to finding ppl in a yahoo member directory, and inviting them over to my friend's).

Drugs
Tonight I went to my mom's best friend's granddaughter's 1st bday. There was her son there, who is 5 yrs younger and whom I used to babysit when he was 10 and was fresh off the boat from Russia. It was really odd to see him all grown up (I dont see him often), since he was just a kid. So, we sat and chatted for a while, smoking cigs outside. He is a truck driver now, but used to work at a retirement home as a sever/medication delivery guy. And he decided to confess to me that the real reason he quit was because he got hooekd on heroin, and couldnt work cause of withdrawals. Apparently I'm the only person in the world that knows about it, besides his suppliers. It was really odd hearing that, esp when his mom came out and we had to do a topic change really fast.

To All My Friends
I wanted so say i am sorry to all my friends about not being around. Its had been a hectic time and i have needed time to myself to deal with things around here. I will try to come on and give everyon updates on how everything is going. Hope to see you all again soon. Take care everyone. BBG

Poem ~ Bleed Me
Bleed Me May 2009 Something wakes me in the night Movement in the dark A breath of air on my cheek Hungry eyes floating in the blackness Hot breath on my neck Fear deep down, anticipation deeper still Hot tongue over my pulse A lingering taste Teeth Pressure Pain Sweet release A rush of warm fluid Soft lips Hot tongue lapping Ecstasy Blessed oblivion takes me again by Mike

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Comes And Goes....
Comes And Goes lyrics This one's for the lonely The ones that seek and find Only to be let down Time after time This one's for the torn down The experts at the fall Come on friends get up now You're not alone at all And this part was for her This part was for her This part was for her Does she remember? It comes and goes in waves, i.... This one's for the faithless The ones that are surprised They are only where they are now Regardless of their fight This one's for believing If only for it's sake Come on friends get up now Love is to be made And this part was for her This part was for her This part was for her Does she remember? It comes and goes in waves, I am only led to wonder why It comes and goes in waves I am only led to wonder why Why I try This is for the ones who stand For the ones who try again For the ones who need a hand For the ones who think they can It comes and goes in waves, I am only led to wonder why It comes and goes in waves I am only led to wonder why Why I try

From The Trenches!
I'm looking for men in the military who have access to a webcam and have a great story to tell. Please also have plenty of photos. Feel free to nominate yourselves here, or those you know. Thanks!

Drama
So...there was someone that I thought was close to me (friends wise, nothin more), and that destroyed it all. I forgot completely about that person, have no negative or positive feelings towards him. Forgot his phone number, his name, his existance. Now he decided to crawl back and spread more of the drama around. He wanted to "make peace", and apologize. Well, it wasnt accepted.

Frustration
Some days it can be very hard for me........in fact most Saturdays seem to get harder every time I spend the day with my sons..... Today, something happened and through something I said, my youngest broke into tears and well to say I felt very guilty is an understatement!!.....but we worked it through and got back on track with our day.....and as usual we went into town for our usual hunt for nothing in particular, it was while we were walking round outside we came across a group of people who were having a jam session with an assortment of drums and other percussion instruments, so like others we stood there and watched, feet tapping along to the rhythm going on.....then a woman came up to us and handed my youngest son and me a shaker and a maraca, so without thinking the 2 of us looked at each other and just joined in, and for the next 20 minutes we just let our hair down and jammed along with the rest.......and at one point my son Ethan handed me the maraca he had and started to p

Oh Well...
At the Pens game tonight they had it so you could text message and have your message shown on the jumbotron...I tried to send a text for Whitney but it didn't go through because I was out of my service area for texts... :( We lost in overtime too :(

What Taste Are You?
You Are Bitter You aren't bitter at the world, even though you have a strong personality. Instead, you are sophisticated and cultured. You appreciate acquired tastes. You are very powerful. You have the ability to change a room's energy. While some may find you disagreeable, your points of view are intelligent and interesting. What Taste Are You?

Fubar Addict Auction!
Want me to be your slave for a month?! Come place your bids on me, in the Fubar Addict Auction! (if you can't place a bid, please atleast rate the picture) http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1029198&i=1559674564&albumid=1666344#1559674564 Thanks to all my awesome friends! *muah*

Cicle Visions Poem By Mark, Lanett, Gail, Leeann, Tom, & Zoe
Circle Visions A vision… what is a vision? Is it dream.. or wide awake sitting in a chair seeing life in pass and future passing by your eyes…. ahhh ….or is it just a fantasy? Wishing you had a vision of love, sex, and rock and roll…lol. Ah, tis true... visions may be many things... the true delight of soul... the secret yearnings of your heart... or the playful thrills of your flesh. And some may come to pass, while others are yet to be.... but all are an important part of life... and most come to me better with music playing... so bring on the rock and roll...... or Bolton... or G4... each brings a different type of vision...mmmmmm.

Non Participation
There Have Been A Few Girls That No Longer Particpate In Sarge's Bad Girls...If You Are One Of Them Or Know Who They Are ..Please Let Me Know If You Still Would Like To Be Part Of The Group Or If You Know Someone That Hasn't Participated And Know If They Would Like To Be Part Of The Group Or Taken Out Of The Group Please Let Me Know.. Thank You

Friends
Hey all! I just want to say how much I love fubar! I do have one problem. I have noticed that some of my friends on here have stopped talking to me because I did not spend my real money on them. I started an insurance agency a year and a half ago and have put alot in to it. For that reason and the fact that child support is a drain, I do not buy bling or give out cash to people I hardly know. If I get to know you over time I might do it...but please, if I don't don't be upset. I am not here for a hook up. Just had to say it folks!

Anger Sets In
Just a little something special to the one who so arrogantly climbed in my sb almost 2 weeks ago. My favorite part would have to be and I quote "leave me alone"...... Whenever you touch him remember I was there. When that thought is enough here's another one. Let your imagination run wild and know it was a reality. As of 12 days ago, I have nothing to lose and you sugar....do. Keep in mind that rule though or don't. You could always get in touch. Let me move in your backyard and I'll level this fucking playing field.

Out Of Touch But On My Mind...
My dear friends, on line and in person... I know I have not been around much for some time now and I thought it best to do what I have to do since life is so full of twists and turns and as fate may have it - another round of battling the beast called Cancer. I went for my usual check-up and lo and behold, it's back. I had undergone another surgery to take out another piece of my incomplete body and undergoing radiation therapy again. I did not want to bother anyone with any bad news or be a downer on my friends parade so I have been keeping busy fighting for my life and helping others to the best of my ability. It is easier for me to keep in touch on the phone and anyone who wants to touch base can ask for my phone number and I will be happy to call you back since I do have unlimited phone service (provided you are in the U.S., Canada or P.R.). Please know that you are in my thoughts and well wishes and I have not forgotten about you. I hope you understand my withdrawal from the

I See Red
ROSY RED :)THESE ARE A COUPLE OF GOOD FRIENDS OF MINE WHO COULD USE A RATE/RERATE ON THERE PAGE AND IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, FAN AND ADD THEM! THEY ARE GOOD PEOPLES! THEY RATE AND FAN BACK! YEP THEY ARE ALSO ON MY FRONT PAGE AND IN MY FAMILY BUT TODAY I JUST FEEL LIKE TRYING TO HELP THEM A LIL THAT'S ALL. I'M JUST RANDOM LIKE THAT, SO DROP BY AND SEE IF YOU HAVE THEM RATED, FANNED, AND ADDED PLEASE? THANKS A BUNCH!! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!! ❤HoRnY & WeT❤©™®@ fubar ~ Cherrybomb™ ~Owner of BUMP N GRIND~Founder of CIA~Club FAR/Team Love~Pegasus Project~SBG~@ fubar DON'T KNOW WHY I CANNOT GET THE PAGES TO LINK IN HERE, I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING!! ANYONE KNOW??

Clearing Out A Few Cobwebs...
Hmmm... where to begin and where to end? I'll begin here... People who say Fubar is just a game are full of shit or they haven't met anyone that has touched them; either pissed them off, made them smile, or made them almost spew their drink all over their screen. I have made some pretty cool friends here (yeah, I've met some face to face, talked to some on the phone, cammed with some (sshhhh... I won't tell if you won't), exchanged ... nevermind. Other's I have just made a connection with here and I talk to some of you almost more than I talk to my friends that I've had for years. Why do people say "real life" friends? I mean hell, I know more about some of you than your local (yeah, that's a better term to use) friends do. Then there are you guys that MMMmmm... you know just what to say to make me *smirk*, lip lick, lip bite, and/or say, "DAMN", or moan "Oh Fuck". You know who you are *wink*. Okay, I'm drawing a blank right now because I really want to make a few

Really Lovely Things
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i have had depression for a long time some days are not as bad as others others days it hit hard i have alot of mental issues as well from growing up the way that i did and all the surgery that i had iam seeking help along with my adhd but everytime i do seek help and tell them my issues that iam going thu they keep telling me that iam bi poler what the fuck even my own doctor says iam not bi poler wow i guess people know everything even if they dont know there medical background so iam not sure when ill be able to get my self on meds the last time they give me some pills to coup with my depression it turns out to be almost fatal i was very suicidal and when my friend went with me down there they said i wont be able to be seen for a few months and when i told them what thos pills did and what would happen if i had another outburst from the meds they said to call 911 wow and here i thought they was there to help so yeah dont take it personaly if i dont talk to you that does not mean i