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Well I just got home from the interview for the transitional place. They asked a lot of questions pertaining to family history and mental illnesses and such. She said one thing she noticed from my answers is that I isolate myself, and asked if they chose for me to have a psyche test done if to be allowed if I would do it, and I said of course. She asked me about my fears, what I wanted out of the program and all sorts of other things. I guess there were 3 interviews scheduled today, and I was the only one that showed up, She also had me sign a release from when I went to treatment as well as one for my dr.
When I was leaving she asked if I wanted to do a UA today, and I said sure.... bad thing is I am scared of is the other night when I was stressing so bad (Wed) I took 1/2 of a xanax someone gave me. I hope and pray that it was not in my system still.
I am suppose to call next Wed and see where they are on everything, she said once she gets the releases back, then they staff it and
If it's so perfect why leave? .........I think this a question we all have asked ourself at one time or another in relationships. Why is it when your in a relationship and everything is going so well, your other half stops and says " i guess i got scared everything was so perfect between us" as he/she walks away? Well if it's so perfect why leave? Just once i'd like to be in that relationship where that question isn't asked. How hard is it to find the one person who doesnt get cold feet? The heart and soul isn't something to be played with. If you truely love that person there shouldnt be any cold feet. I guess this is a question that may never fully be answered!!!!!! Why do relationships have to be so DAMN hard at times?
A Life Changing Occurance
On Friday night, I had a life changing event to take place. I bought a motorcycle from a buddy of mine. I was so proud to have it. I didn't have a chance to get a tag, nor insurance on it yet. I had only had it for like 2 days. It was a 2006 Lifan, C20. I had to go to the coast to pick up my check for the week and work on a couple cases. When I got done, me and my wife rode to a casino to play our free play off our cards. We then went to Chili's and had dinner. We came back to the house. I was getting ready to do some more work on the bike and preparing to get ready to leave going to Texas for an interview on Monday. I had had a few drinks in the meantime. I was gonna run the gas out of the bike and patch the gas tank as it had developed a small leak. I hopped on the bike and ran it down the road. I didn't wear a helmet. That proved to be a downfall. I only went like 2 miles from the house, turned around and was heading back. I don't remember anything about the crash. Fr
happens 99% of girls dont realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.From a guys point of view:We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't waittill the morning.Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.Yeah, you can quote me.Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage o
A Day In History
Well, today is a day that should, in my humble opinion, be revered as a national holiday. A day in which history was made and todays world is still feeling the impact from some 32 years ago. A day when simple farm boys were set upon paths to begin their toughest challenges. A day when evil reared it's ugly head, and began it's horrible campaign to stamp out democracy and the rights of all who dwell within it's grasp. The day unlikely allies rose up to the occassion and unified against a common enemy. Spirituality and a belief in a lifeforce bonding all things in the universe came about on this day, as did it's potential to either do much good...or unspeakable evil.Yes, May 25th, is a day when history was made. A day that shall always be remembered by the old and the young alike. A day where eyes gazed up in wonderment and astonsihment. A day when everyone said, "I want a wookie". Yes, on this day in 1977 the very first Star Wars was released in theaters.
Radio Station Name
OK so Dolla, Dom, and I need help with naming our radio station. So we will be taking votes in here for it. Voting will end at 12:00 am Sat May 30th.
Sound Wave Radio
midnight Xpress radio
Please only 1 vote per person.....
We wanna know what you like!!! If you have any ideas please message any of us.
Leave Out All The Rest
I dreamed I was missingYou were so scaredBut no one would listenCause no one else caredAfter my dreamingI woke with this fearWhat am I leavingWhen I'm done hereSo if you're asking meI want you to knowWhen my time comesForget the wrong that I've doneHelp me leave behind someReasons to be missedAnd don't resent meAnd when you're feeling emptyKeep me in your memoryLeave out all the restLeave out all the restDon't be afraidI've taken my beatingI've shared what I madeI'm strong on the surfaceNot all the way throughI've never been perfectBut neither have youSo if you're asking meI want you to knowWhen my time comesForget the wrong that I've doneHelp me leave behind someReasons to be missedDon't resent meAnd when you're feeling emptyKeep me in your memoryLeave out all the restLeave out all the restForgettingAll the hurt insideYou've learned to hide so wellPretendingSomeone else can come and save me from myselfI can't be who you areWhen my time comesForget the wrong that I've do
Iced Earth - Last December
[Music : Schaffer / Lyrics : Schaffer]
The howling winds blow
On this moonlit night
Eyes locked in fear
With a dark embrace
The bitter cold winds
Freeze the tears that fall
Hands held in grace
As we take the final step
Obsessed with our love
Here is our fate
To need the final call
On this special winter day
A message to our elders
They surely won't forget
Our love must last forever
In death we shall not part
It seems like only yesterday
Our lives together planned
They say it's just a passing phase
We're damned by our youth
Why does no one understand
What we have is real
This is not your average love it's forever
Mother you have forced us here
Father now we'll disappear
One last step we fade away
So we take the final step
Heed the final call
Together we are strong
Divided we must fall
Our only way out
Together we might live
Divided we must fall
Mother you have for
To G. A. W.
19. To G. A. W.John Keats (17951821).The Poetical Works of John Keats. 1884.NYMPH of the downward smile, and sidelong glance, In what diviner moments of the day Art thou most lovely? When gone far astrayInto the labyrinths of sweet utterance?Or when serenely wand'ring in a trance Of sober thought? Or when starting away, With careless robe, to meet the morning ray,Thou spar'st the flowers in thy mazy dance?Haply 'tis when thy ruby lips part sweetly, And so remain, because thou listenest:But thou to please wert nurtured so completely That I can never tell what mood is best.I shall as soon pronounce which grace more neatlyTrips it before Apollo than the rest.
The candles flicker as her figure casts a shadow
I take my palette and brush I feel my lust grow
My eyes become lost in her sweet scented wares
She is my canvas now for the fantasies we share
With each brush stroke we delve deeper in desire
Sweat glistens in the candle light her lips inspire
We kiss softly as our tongues now dance in time
Our hands trace each other’s bodies feeling shivers in our spines
She beckons me inside of her sugars walls
Her luscious legs wrap around my hips as I heed the call
Road Of Life & A Journey Of Fate
the ROAD of LIFE & a JOURNEY of FATE
As I travel down this Road of LIFE,
I look 'round, and see not a Soul in sight.
Feeling all alone, wondering if i took a wrong turn,
so i slow it down, try to look at my Map so tattered and torn
Full of self-doubt,not trusting the way i took,but how can it not be right when its gotten this far......
Not sure what to do,or which way to go, feeling quite LOST, i resign myself, to accepting the fact, i must go this Alone, why i don't understand, traveling in a pair , i cannot command......
So i get up, dust self off, take a deep breathand getting ready to go...down the Road of Life.....STILL all Alone......
But before I can start again,I can Feel before I see, a Strongand Gentle HAND reaching out and grabbing mine, startled, i look up into the Eyes of a Handsome Stranger, who looks 'lil LOST, like He'd been traveling Alone too.......
He offers me smile and wipes a smudge of dirt off my cheek and asks...."Fair Maiden, why is it that You trav
Your result for The Are you Dominant or submissive Test...
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You scored ###
Based on these results, we can see that you're submissive. You dont sacrifice your own desires for your partner, but you certainly put your partner's needs before your own, and you are relatively obedient.
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JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO I HAD SOMEONE CALL ME A FUCKIGN BITCH O NTHIS SITE. THE FAG BOY FIRST WENT TO MY SITE AND BLOCKED ME, THEN PROCEEDED TO TALK SHIT. NOW MY FEELINGS ARE THIS. IF YOUR GOING TO TALK TRASH TO SOMEONE, HAVE THE BALLS TO TAKE THE ARGUMENT THAT WILL FOLLOW. IF YOU BLOCK ME FROM TALKING BACK TO YOU , THEN YOUR A SORRY SACK OF SHIT. I CAN GO TO TOE TO TOE WITH ANY AND INSULTS ANYDAY OF THE WEEK, AND I'M PROUD OF THE FACT. I'VE MADE BOUNCERS CRY WITH INSULTS. I'M A HARDCORE SHIT TALKER, BUT I ALSO HAVE THE BALLS AND THE SKILLS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE IF THAT IS NECASSARY. THE FUCK WHO TRIED INSULKTING ME ♫Decaying Purity♫@TAINTED ANGELS (... CAN BE FOUND ON THIS SITE. HE'S A FAT FUCKER WHO'S LAST STATUS MESSAGE I SAW SAID HE WAS DEPRESSED AND EVERYONE NEED TO LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE LOL!! AFTYER I STOPPED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THIS I FOUND HIM ON YAHOO AND PROCEEDED TO SHIT TALK HIM SOME MORE. THE FOLLOWING IS OUR CONVERSATION...
Vote For Me In Fubar's Sexiest Legs Contest!
Hey everyone! I just entered a Sexy Leg contest! Please Vote for me! Never did a contest before. hee hee
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Thanks all my Fu Friends
This was written for a Good Friend a Beautiful Soul..She just needs to open her eyes and see it... I hope I can help.....
As I walked this new path
I could feel the air grow thick and cold
Each step brought me further into darkness
But to this path I will hold
I came upon a wall surrounded by pain
A storm has been raging here
I can barely see but the battered walls are there
Each brick built laid by fear
The wall was built high and strong
I put my hand then ear against it
I heard the weakened cries for help
♪ Anytime ~ Kelly Clarkson ♪
Anytime you feel,
like you just can't hold on...
Just hold on to my love,
and I'll help you be strong.
But you're so afraid to lose,
and baby, I can't reach your heart...
I can't face this world that's keeping us apart.
But, I could be the one to show you,
everything you missed before.
Just hold on now,
'cause I could be the one to give you more.
(to let you know)
Sharing Part Of Myself
I am going out on a limb here..and putting a little bit of my guard down..(mental and emotional) and share a little part of something that I love and letting you in some. I try and hide my softer side.. my "awwwwwww it is so cute" side...but..I wanted to show my favorite animal on the planet with you...One that I adore greatly..They are sooooo cute.
Yep..The OTTER... Oh Gods.. they are adorable. They are so funny...
Couldnt you just hug them and kiss em!!! OMG the"Awwwwwwwwwww factor" goes off the charts with this picture...
Yeah..I just opened up a little..but thought it was time.
Shared my favorite animal with you...what's yours?
Another Asshat Heard From...
Here, Ya'll. This fuckbreath keeps sending me this in my SB. Anyone interested, because I sure as hell ain't.
Alex: hello... is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i am looking for an online submissive... take a look at my profile and blog, i am sure you will like what you see there. exspecially my bdsm related pictures. feel free to contact me when you are curious about it. my yahoo: misterak20 msn: firstname.lastname@example.org
Fun Fun Fun
Last night we went to Mayfest in Chicago. Kinda like a mini version of Octoberfest in Germany. Usually I HATE that event, and just go cause hubby always wants me to go with him. Tons of skans, jocks, ghetto assholes, yuppies, white trash-and all are gettin even worse with drinking. So its like watching oafy stupid cows. But, our friends met us there, so it was pretty fun in a long run. Then we went to Doug's college guitar prof's metal show, and that was a blast. Afterwards, we drove home, and his friend/bandmate stayed over. Hubby went to sleep, and I think his poor friend thought he was obliged to keep me entertained since I stay up all night. Finally, at 5am the poor thing went to sleep. Afterwards, I went to sleep at 8am, and totally didnt get enough sleep, so now I'm having thoughts about goin back to bed. Grrr
Muggsy77~ aka Chuckles~TINY BUBBLES~ AAARRRGGG!!!!!!!!@ fubar Muggsy is a Llama-plz help her about 17,500 to level to Fu king:)
The water was warm, the spray caressing my naked body, cascading down onto my breasts. The water was stimulating me so that I was wet in more ways than one, my hand sliding down my dampened body to the hot wetness that lay below.
Up and down my hand slid, rubbing at my clit and glancing past my entrance. The juices flowed faster, and my fingers entered easily. I lay down in the bathtub, the spray of water now hitting between my legs, stimulating me further as I increased my speed and depth of my thrusting fingers, first two, than three....
I was disturbed by the rustle of the shower curtain, and there you were, peeping around it, watching me as I played with myself in the water. I smiled, and slowly slid my fingers out, rubbing the wetness over my body, up past my navel, and the valley between my breasts, until they found my mouth, where I tasted my own wetness tentatively.
You quietly groaned, and pulled me out of the bath, kissing me deeply, thrusting your tongue onto mine, as the
Help With Wireless Connection, Please?
I'm getting a box popping up that says "connect to broadbad 3". I was told last night that it's because I have 3 connections set up. How do I get rid of them????
I might be a smart girl, but I'm not that smart, lol
Come on, fill it out for me. Please!
Copy, paste, answer. you know the drill
1. I know who are you, tell me who you want to be. 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Have I ever gone too far? 5. What do you think of me? 6. If I spanked you would you laugh, cry, or just hope that I do it again? 7. Am I a good friend? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Am I your type? 13. Do you think I am smart? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. If you could would you kidnap me and what would you do with me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Was it right? lol??? 22. If you could give me anything what would it be? 23. How well do you know me? 24. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 25. Do you think I could kill someone? 26. Have we ever had sex?
Lmao, Someone Is Angry
Letter from Dana:
Shut the fuck up you hideous, disgusting cunt. I hope and pray with all my might that you fall down on a sharp metal object, taking it in the eye and piercing that rotten, fetid fatty tissue you consider a brain, and as you bleed out in death throes... your last fading memory is my face grinning and laughing.
The Night Was Dark
The night was dark, the way was rough
My feet were torn and sore.
And all too heavy for my strength
The burden that I bore.
"Oh, God", I cried, "I cannot go on
It's not the way I planned
To reach the heights of better things
I do not understand."
An Angel's hand fell gently on my aching head.
An Angel's voice spoke softly, as it gently said,
"You do not need to understand
The path your feet have trod.
You do not need to see the way
that leads you up to God.
He leads and all you have to do
I follow him.
He knows the way and leads each step
Let not your faith grow dim.
These tears, permitted somehow,
Who Is Worthy?
It's that time ..I cleaned out my family list on my page so everyone gets a chance to be there.If you think you are worthy and deserving to be put there with the rest prove it to me..
I'm not gonna just gonna put you there because you talk to me every day or you bling me or rate me a lot.The top family are people who have stuck by me my whole time on fubar.The ones who don't bring drama to my page..
ALL MY HATERS DON'T ASK BECUZ U WILL B BLOCKED..
Wacking To Die !!!
Soooooo now the rumors are floating that David Carradine died wacking off.... can you think of anything more embarrising ? but then again he was 72 and should be happy he could still it going...
avid Carradine Death Not Suicide - The alleged suicide death of David Carradine was not suicide, but an accidental strangling.
Carradine’s death has all the hallmarks of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or masturbation enhanced by strangulation, which when it goes wrong is often mistaken for suicide.
The David Carradine auto-erotic asphyxiation hypothesis fits the evidence better than a straight suicide because why would you include a loop around your genitals, then kneel to hang yourself and then fall back into the wardrobe instead of just hanging yourself from a higher position.
The pain from the rope tightening around your genitals as you pass out is supposed to “jerk” you back to consciousness so you don’t accidentally kill yourself.
Everyone assumes Carradine commit
Quiz I Stole From Kins
The person you have feelings for shows up at your house, what do you say?
I'd probably say something totally stupid like welcome to my humble abode or something.
Everything happens for a reason?
That is what they say.They are always right.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
Barry. Ya'll dont know him so why am i even telling you.
My Birthday Bully
iDaHo! ~iDaHo~TMOwned by Monica The Great & Psyche@ fubaris having a BIRTHDAY today!!!She haz teh autos on, and has to work on her Birthday! So yanno, show her the love she needs! Rate her, Bomb her, Bling her and Most of all LOVE HER! I love you bish! Happy Birthday!
Below is the syndrome i was told i had today .. i had to look it up to understand it, again ty for all ur prayers and comments, right now imma bit shell shocked but will be around xx
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Lol!.. And The American Tv Has Finally Corrupted The Rest..
Octomom, Coming to a TV Near You
Sad, but true: People Magazine has confirmed that Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, has sealed a deal with a British production company to film her upcoming reality show. The show will only center on family events like birthdays and holidays, because Suleman doesn't want to give the impression that she's "taking advantage of her kids." We think it might be too late for that! People also reported that Octomom finds Jon and Kate Plus Eight to be boring. So she thinks she can do a better job exploiting her kids? She probably already has!
The swastika is an ancient religious symbol of luck and prosperity with a remarkably diverse history. Its name comes from the Sanskrit "svasti," meaning well-being. It dates back over 3,000 years, and has adorned Indian textiles, Buddhist temples, Native American clothing, and coins from the ancient Greek city of Troy. In the fifties and sixties, there were two main subcultures that mainlycontributed to the coming about of what was to be known as "skinheads". Inworking class Britain, youths who listened to the latest "modern" music ofthe day including soul, reggae, and ska, wore the sharpest, smartestclothes, and endulged in a fixation with motor scooters (vespas,lambrettas), were known as "mods".Also to be added a large portion of skinheads were Jamaicans.So my point being white people cant even make their own hate culture.So what culture if any are these hate monger groups saying is being stolen because it seems these boneheads are doing all the theft.This non blog go's out to all t
Gettin Stuff Off My Chest
Just got some things to get off my chest...As some of you know...I came really close to deleting my page and the ko page.The reason why I didnt is because I would be a hypocrit to tell my friendsnot to delete for certain reasons then i go and do it for sumthing similar.I guess I finally jus snapped and said fuck it.I went car pricing last week and saw an incredible fully loaded carfor a GREAT price wit great millage. I didnt go there plannin on buyingbut in my mind I was like shit i spent damn near 500 bucks on stuff for fubar wit my groupand jus being nice to friends when they wannna level or want blast, if I wouldnt have thought about themand just thought about myself....I would be drivin this car home right now.Then the next day I wake up to bullshit in my shoutbox. Im not naming any names bu tit was more than one person.And the fact I was called mean, and a jerk, people claiming they see the real me...It really fucked me up considering 1. it was for a bullshit reason2. it was comin
Important Info To Stop Firefox Crashing!
I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE HAD ISSUES WITH FIREFOX RECENTLY....AND SOME OF YOU ALL THE TIME.THERE ARE SIMPLE FIXES THAT CAN BE APPLIED THAT I WANT TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE THAT DIDN'T KNOW WERE AVAILABLE.PLEASE, IF YOUR FIREFOX CRASHES YOU OWE IT TO THE SAKE OF YOUR INSANITY, AND PC TO READ THIS.**************I*****************LOVE******************MY*********************FIREFOX!*****************1.)THIS FIX I WANTED TO PUT IN HERE DUE TO THE FACT I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE USE YAHOO, AND I HAVE 1 CONFIRMED CASE THIS FIX WORKS, AND SEEMS TO LOAD FASTER, ONLY DO IT IF YOUR YAHOO MAIL CRASHES.FIREFOX CRASHES WHEN YOU ARE IN YIM MAIL:http://support.mozilla.com/en-US/kb/Firefox+crashes+when+using+Yahoo+Mail******************************************************************************************************2.)THIS IS THE SITE WITH A LOT OF GREAT FIXES, PLEASE DONT LOOK THIS OVER IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCEING FIREFOX CRASHES EVEN JUST RANDOM CRASHES. THESE FIXES COULD MAKE YOUR PC RUN A WHOLE LOT SMOO
Well Friends Are To Be Friends So They Say Hmmmm
I SEE , MANY OF SO CALLED FRIENDS , I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS WITH REMOVE , WILL ITS A 2 WAY STREET , AND WHEN I SEE ME GONE YOUR GONE CALLED POOFED AS I SAY IM A WITCH WANNA PLAY YOUR'LL GET JUST THAT BUT MIGHT BE KARMA WITH IT DON'T UNDER MIND IM MANY STEPS AHEAD , OUTTA SIGHT OUTTA MIND , I'VE BEEN TO KIND TO SOME AND TO TRUSTING , SAD WHEN THEIR NICE TO YOUR FACE AFTER GETTING THEM BOMBS AUTO 11'S WHATEVER . SO THE BREW IS BACK AND DEAL WITH IT GET OVER IT . HAVE A GOOD DAY AS FU TURNS AGAIN LMAO THE BREW
ADDING TO THIS FITS
I am thinking about starting a new file in my pics. I keep seeing default pics of women on all 4's in their undies scrollin' by. I am thinking about collecting them. I am not sure if I should include all undie shots that amuse me, or should I just keep it as the all fours pose? I prefer the all fours, cuz most of them are not the kind of women who can pull that look off, which of course is why I would wanna collect them.
Should I collect all funny "sexy" pics (and caption them of course) or keep it to the all fours pose like I first thought of?
See it's like this.. I am going to be making changes.. if you don't like these changes.. promptly remove yourself from my page and never return.
1. I am moving my nudes and partially nude pictures into a "FAMILY ONLY" album. Only my family can see them. They have earned them..
2. I am going to demand respect and what I have is earned and not given anymore.
3. To earn things from me.. means you actually have to...Here is a foreign concept.. Oh let me see.. you actualy have to TALK TO ME and not GAWK AT ME!
4. I am going to be more like these Fubarian women and make men work to see things or get anything from me.
5. I won't be ignored anymore.
6. I won't be taken for granted any longer.
Sorry, you have Fubarian assholes to thank for this. Thinking women are here for their entertainment and demanding things from the women here. NOT going to happen from me anymore. If you don't like this new me, too bad. I am still going to be the nice lovable me, but it will have a
Yes I Am A Camgirl Again
I am currently back working as a cam girl, freelance for the moment, until my account on another site is set up. If you're interested in a show, please add me on sinlivewithme on yahoo instant messenger so we can discuss business and terms. Please note: I do not socialize on this yim account. I will be unlocking my nsfw's from time to time to advertise what I'm selling, again this is for work purposes.
I still expect the same level of respect on my work account on yahoo that I expect here. If you disrespect me, you will be blocked. I do this because I enjoy it and I'm damn good at it. If you can't accept these concepts, please search elsewhere to fulfil your desires.
Note: I will be making a nsfw blog later explaining what I do in more detail for those that want to know. As it will be nsfw, check back here to find it as it will not display on my profile, I will link it from this blog.
Love you all,
"Gone Too Soon"I close my eyes to go to sleepIn my mindI see your faceand it makes me weepThe pain in my heartis so great.Like any minuteI'll just breakHow long will it last?Will it go away?I don't want you gonePleaseCome back and stayYou gave me life.Always stood by my sidemade me gowhen i wanted to hide.So in the darkness I will cry.But mother,I can notsay good-bye
Well this girl at work seems all nice and friendly and everyone likes her and she is all funny n sweet .... well that's the nice part about her...
Ok last night i was exploring some bondage site n stuff and i came across this kinky bondage site and registered just for fun and guess what there she was all kinky n naughty and of course dominatrix there ... lol i was so shocked
I dunno if i should have been so astonished ....well every ones has a kinky side
I hope i am right lol
okay so the bitch from this mumm http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=551896
who gave head to some random guy in the back seat of my car... apparently
talked a whole bunch of shit... made it out to where we forced her and she had no choice.... complete bullshit i know... but i could care less... i didn't fuck her my boy didn't fuck her and i was pretty much accused of rape by her friends... on top of that one of her friends i've known since i was 15 or so was pretty much ready to fight me over it and... well since the girl told me not to talk about it(cause it didn't happen... her words) she told her story and no one asked my side... ashlie a friend of mine found out what everyone was so pissed off about and asked... (she cares which is why she is a friend) then she told them what happened and the girl who i've known forever came up to me and say oh it's okay we'll talk about it later... pfft no the fuck we won't... write me off in three seconds flat and expect me to give a shit... i tol
Singin For Teh Saint
Alright guys....and gals. For those who actually show up & read these things.
I had a big ole blow out planned for my bday this year. Per usual in Saints world, shit started falling apart. So I decided fuck it. If I make no plans, they can't get ruined right? Scrapped it all. But I do want a few smiles for my anniversary of being vaginally expelled from my maternal units innards. This is where I turn to you fuckers. I wanna FuBdayParty. I want countless offkey renditions of Happy Birthday invading my Snapvine. Think a few of ya could manage that for me? Yes, I'm asking for me. Not asking much, just a chorus of that wretched song.
Gimmee Happiez demmitt!
Love youz fuckers.
I Need To Clean My P&^^y
I have an HP laptop and i wanted to know how to clean my screen without damaging it........help is needed.......
You Fucking Piece Of Shit Douchebag
I AM ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LIVID. THIS FUCKING ASSHAT
ask me for his link as I can not post it in any type of fubar forum, be it blog, bully, status. ugh!!!!
WAS SUPPOSEDLY SELLING ME AN AUTO 11 FOR 7 MILLION FUBUX
corey_thom...: hold on ->corey_thom...: sent ->corey_thom...: cool corey_thom...: ok sent seven mil i will send one ->corey_thom...: i'll take an auto 11 and give you 7 mil
TOOK MY FUBUX AND IMMEDIATELY BLOCKED ME
NOW THIS WASN'T SOME RANDOM STRANGER. THIS IS SOMEONE I CALLED FRIEND AND CHATTED WITH ON A SEMI-REGULAR BASIS.
HIS COWARDLY ASS HAS SET HIS PROFILE TO FRIENDS ONLY, OF WHICH HE WONT HAVE MANY SHORTLY. I'VE MESSAGED EVERYONE ON HIS FRIENDS LIST.
FUBAR WON'T DO JACK SHIT ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT SCUM BAG BUT I WANTED TO WARN EVERYONE. HIS LAME, PATHETIC, ASS IS NOW TRYING TO BUY AN CHERRY BOMB WITH MY FUCKING FUBUX.
THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE AUTO 11 I WOULD HAVE BEEN RUNNING ON MY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME. THANKS A FUCKING LOT YOU PIECE OF S
What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
*S*E*R*E*N*I*T*Y*@ fubar Her Autos expired but shes like 68,000 from Godfather -plz help out
A Woman Who Looks Like The Art I Want To Create
When a man pictures in his mind his perfect woman, he knows that it is very unlikely that she will ever materialize. It's like trying to find the holy grail, or King Solomon's Mines.
So women have always appeared as though the biblical concept of creating woman from Adam's rib couldn't be more wrong. How could something so beautiful and sensitive ever be created from a man.....
Several hours ago I saw her. It was something I don't think I can get out of my head. I saw all of her. When you paint something beautiful everyone wants to see it. Everyone wants to marvel in its presence and wish it was theirs to admire.
The physical reaction after seeing her was something I couldn't quite wrap my brain around. It was like all of the physical traits of making love to someone without touching them, only internally. My heart sped up, I found that I was losing my inhibitions for just a few short minutes. I almost feel guilty for having the reaction that I did, but it's something science is res
Own Me!just One Rate!
I am off to work in a few and have no time for a pretty bulletin(unless of course one of my talented friends wants to help me out...hint hint..) Ok here's what I need...I would LOVE a bid but if you cant just please rate at least as top prize for most rates is cherry bomb or auto 11 and 2 million fubucks! Please repost for me as well- i will pay 75k for anyone who can sticky for me and will pay 500 bux to anyone that rates and sends me a PM telling me they did! Much love, ~Temptress Click pid to bid and /or rate!
testing testing 1-2-3-is this thing on?
Or should I just go live on air once or twice a week?
Ride With The Devil
I saw this film last night. It is a old film, well, like, not a new one, I don't mean it is in black and white or anything. It is by Ang Lee who is a chinaman that made 'Brokeback Mountain' and 'Hulk' and 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon'. In it, Spider-man and Skeet Ulrich off of the Scream movies ride around with long hair, and a lot of other men with long hair, shooting other men in blue coats in THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR. Things happen, and they call black people the 'n' word a lot, and then Skeet Ulrich gets shot and more things happen, and Spider-man has to grow up and face things. Jewel is in it, who is a girl that used to be a pop singer. It is good, because a lot of things that might have happened in other films don't happen in this one. Like, Skeet Ulrich and Spider-man grew up as childhood friends, but at no point do they find themselves on differing sides of a fight and have to evaluate their childhood friendships, like what often happens. Also, when people die, they ju
As We Tore Down Our Wall
As We Tore Down Our Wall
My Fire asked me to speak my heart
Her whisper seeped into my soul
The promise of soft ruby lips
Has my thoughts spinning out of control
I crave to study her dangerous curves
My finger tips tracing My Fires supple lines
Her silken skin drives my passions
Her cherries the sweetest on the vine
She commands my full attention
As I carry her across the threshold
Laying her on a bed of roses
She is the perfect beauty to behold
Slowly we examine each other
Slowly we discover our place
Slowly our flesh becomes one
Slowly our desires build their pace
Arms clutch tightly now
As if we fear loosing our touch
Hard pressed lips tongues probe deep
Our hips diving into uncontrolled lust
We build to the final climax
As the last of our inhibitions fall
Our flesh aches and groans now
As we tore down our wall
Please, I Need Your Help
I'm hosting a Happy Hour today and that will give me all my points to Angel. However, I'll never make it without your help. I still need 22 referrals. I have no real life friends. So I'm calling out to my fu-friends...if you have a friend, family member, co-worker, business partner or class mate...and you think they'd do great on this site, perhaps you can give them this link and they can join under my name. It'll help me...if not, I'll forever be Oracle. Let me know if you send any invites, I'll do whatever I can to repay you. XoXoX
Leveling Blog # 461
*MZ.LIZ* Moonlight Levelers Head Recruiter ,Llama leveler, Affinity, FABA, FADD@ fubar
446k to Level Auto 11's on Shes one of us so kindly help her make Prophet
wat keeps u cumin bac? Yea I can c u. I c u lookin. not sure wat ur lookin @. not sure wat ur lookin 4. wat r u lookin @? wat r u lookin 4? Y don't u tell me? leave me a note, a comment, some thing. R U Shy? Do u not no wat 2 say? R u havin trouble sayin it? Don't worry no wrong or rite way 2 say it, jus say wats on ur mind. MMMMMMMMM! Do u jus like 2 look @ 4 bidden choclit? MMMMMMMMM! Do u jus imagine da taste of 4 bidden choclit? MMMMMMMM! R U thinkin bout how 4 biddden choclit would feel n ur hands? feel n ur mouth? MMMMMMM! wat will it taste like? do u dream about the 4 bidden flavor? D u dream bout how u would lic...suc...swallow if given the chance? Where would u start? Wat would u do? FIRST? Would u rush? knowin dat 4 bidden choclit melts n high temps. Would u go slo? takin dat chance.....let it drip on u. let it smother u. u drown n all this hot meltin 4 bidden choclit. let it consume u. let it flow over u--n u. U try 2 lic ur way out but its so much 2 much 4 u 2 handle. Ur pu
Good Morning to all. I will be away for a few days celebrating my 50th Birthday, I have family and friends coming from all over! Lot of last minute details for the party to take care of, and if you remember, have a drink for me about 12 midnight EST. Many thanks to all my family and friends here on Fubar, for all you have done and continue to do and I will see everyone soon.
Love, “Doc” George
You Guys Rock
This is gonna be another random blog about a few subjects.First of all I want to welcome all the new members of Alissa's gentlemen's club.You guys are cool and I appreciate you being in my group.This group is all about boys.There are lots of girl groups and I think the guys deserve one to. I want the group to be able to band together when another member needs to level.I think that would be great to help each other out.If anyone is interested in joining message me or leave a comment on the blog.Also,I leveled to Prophet a few days ago and that was pretty cool.I did it in nine days that was sweet.Im about 14 million from Oracle.I've had alot of support and rates lately.Keep the love coming my friends.I return love the best I can.I have almost 5,000 friends so sometimes it is hard.Thanks everyone who really matters for being cool to me and being my friends.For the stupid ones well you know what you can do.
So, Whats The Difference...
Im just curious as to why it was/is considered insensitive or disrespectful to the victims to play the twin towers fall over and over on tv, you know, where you just see the building fall, and no one actually died. But perfectly ok to watch this Iranian women die over and over again on tv. Seeing her gasp for air and the life leave her eyes. Why isnt that considered disrespectful or inconsiderate to that woman?
Writtings-words Of A Broken Heart
Am I alive or just dead?
A constant tug of war for my head.
To breathe without catching your scent
I guess I forgot what it meant,
Forever's as long as you make it,
And it looks like we just couldn't take it.
I wish we'd of had much more time..
but i guess this is the end of the line.
It all just ended so fast...
like there was never a past.
Years with memories of glee,
But I guess I just couldn't see.
The wool was pulled over my eyes
nows its all "what ifs" and "sighs".
No words were acctually spoken...
Just hearts being sencelessly broken.
Come home to a empty room,
to find you had left this so soon.
Theres freedom being without you,
but the hole in my heart takes toll too...
A spot that can never be filled,
these feelings I cant seem to kill.
Why did it end up this way...
and where to find the words to say.
I just want to end all the pain...
To fix things and be bliss again
but its over, its done with, its through.
Ill never , ever stop thinking o
If You Want One Let Me Know Which Pic You Want Me To Use Of Yours By Sending Me A Link To It
i am doing a new kind of salute that i am calling Shiny Metal Salute. it is done by taking your pic and using my photo editor's metal effects on it and then adding your screen name .below are some examples of ones that i have already done for people .if you want one ,send me a shout or message with the link to the pic you want me to use and when i am finished with it i will leave it as a profile comment on your page :D
Not Ur Typical Auction
My auction is not about money its gonna be a fair auction not just who has the most money .... just leave me a msg on what you bid for the bling the auction was posted in a bully so it will expire on the 28th..its not who bids the most it what interests me the most
I Need Your Assitance
A couple of months ago I entered a tattoo contest on a Las Vegas radio stations website. I just found out that the month of June my photo is entered. It only runs this month. I need your help bu going to the website and voting on my tat. Please ask your friends to vote to. Here is the website url......
Look for picture captioned Kenneth j-jpg. It is a pic of the tattoo I have covering my skull. I really appreciate all your help and I hope you can help me to win this contest.
Ok..so you know how you have to press 611 from your cell phone when you have a problem????
Well you get me on the other end of that call.
Ok so I just recently started this job, and I don't think i'm doing very well at it. They record and grade your phone calls. My problem with the job is that I don't know how to talk to people. They don't want any "dead air" on your phone calls. But seriously what the fuck am I suppoused to talk to people about????? If i'm working on there problem and I need help from my soup...i'm suppoused to stand up and raise my hand. Well we are not allowed to put the customer on hold while we are waiting for the soup to come over. We can't place them on hold until the soup actually gets to our cubicle...And in that time i'm suppoused to hold a conversation with that person. About what exactly??? I don't know how the fuck to talk to people, or what the fuck about. And honestly when I call 611 I just want them to fix the mf problem. I don't really wanna ha
The oddest things happen at the strangest of times.
Was walking home from the shop with the ex and the kids when we saw a guy having a go at a young woman, they where fighting about something then he grabbed her and bit her hand, so ex-hubby lets go of the kids i grab them and he goes to see if he can help, well the guy starts shouting at him then by this point i've seen enough and call 999 on my cell phone. I give all the details i can to the police and take the kids home. About 15 mins later my friend Cath calls me and says "nice to talk to you on the 999 call"
I can't believe i didn't recognise her voice on the phone but guess instinct takes over and you just try to give all the info you can at the time.
How Big Of An Ass Can Ya Be?
Eliphas Levi: so your dateing more then one person now?Kare: Yeah. My girl and my guyEliphas Levi: anyone elseKare: NoKare: I don't cheatEliphas Levi: cheat lol thats funnyEliphas Levi: your dateing two people yo already areEliphas Levi: hahahahahahaKare: Yeah and they both know bout each other. It's not like I am doin one without the other knowin.Kare: And my girl is awhile away. haven't seen her in awhileEliphas Levi: sureEliphas Levi: still cheating anywayKare: No. Before I get with any man, I let them know I have a girl. If they are fine with it, then we are good.Eliphas Levi: And what if they wanted to just be with you and not her??Kare: They aren't with her. I am with her. She is with her husband. I am with my boyfriend.Eliphas Levi: not what i askedEliphas Levi: what if they wanted you to date just them and not herKare: Then they can walkEliphas Levi: thats pretty sadKare: No. She's been in my life for 4 years. A man who just comes in my life don't give me them the right to make
Grrrrr!!! I'm over my minutes. I had enough money on my account to cover the 3 minutes, so I'm fine. Thing is....starting today I was suppose to have unlimited everything, text and phone calls. They haven't changed it. Normally as soon as it's the 28th [or whatever date is my due date] they change it....and I mean right at midnight. It's been 12 and a half hours since they should have changed it.
I have people I need to call and I can't! Blah.
Your Gift is Intellect
You are a big thinker, and you're always playing with new ideas. You are curious about the world. You enjoy learning and developing new theories. You enjoy researching, analyzing, and solving problems. Thinking hard feels good! You're the type of person who finds most mental tasks to be easy. You love to stretch your brain.
What's Your Gift?
I'm back in new jersey now. my faith and hope in life have been extinguished. the reason i am still alive has more to do with cowardice than desire to continue living.
i failed at life once again. i failed at love. i failed at meeting the potential that everyone else but me can see.
for those that had my number, i no longer have a cell phone. for those that had my yahoo, i do not know when i will be able to access a computer from now on, as i mentioned in the last blog.
i am in excruciating pain now, from the inside. my heart hurts. my soul hurts. i don't regret a single moment in his arms. not a single kiss. i only regret that i could not be the person he needed me to be in order for this to have been a relationship.
he said over and over that he did not think he made me happy, because how could someone that made me so happy make me so angry... the truth of it is, he's the only one that made me happy in a long time. the anger is something i could never control. i wish i could hav
The Bachelor Party
the bachelor/bachelorette party I was at last night was fun.
We started out the night at paula and dana's apartment, drinking and chatting. The limo bus arrived at 11pm. FYI limo busses = VERY COOL! (Y) Upon boarding the limo bus everybody was given beads 5 sets each. the guys would give their beads away to girls showing boobs and the girls would give away their beads to guys for a buck a piece. ended up making 87 bucks for the bride & groom, pretty good I thought. We bar hopped all night, by the third bar I was REALLY drunk. several jello shots and many many beers lol.
Everything was going well until the fourth bar and almost everyone was drunk. One guy got outta hand and lost his spot in the wedding party because of it. He tried starting fights with several people because he was that drunk. He got so outta hand we had to stop the bus and throw him off. Because we stopped the bus, the driver had to call the cops to take him away. 6 squad cars showed up, due to the rest of us bein
The doorbell rang. It was the pizza I had ordered. I was tired from the long hours I had been working & not in the mood to cook tonight. A pizza is easy & fast, I would worry about the diet tomorrow.
I opened the door & realized I had not gotten any cash out of my wallet to pay him. I looked up, mostly embarrassed I wasn't prepared, after all, he had other stops to make I was sure. He was GORGEOUS! Not "pretty boy" gorgeous either, but the kind of man that turns me on. Tall, bald, goatee, big shoulders & the hint of the tattoo peeking out from his t-shirt sleeve was something I wanted a closed look at.
I blushed when I realized I had been looking at him for a long time without saying a word. "Sorry to keep you waiting..." I stammered. "No problem" came in a deep rumble from his throat, along with a smile. Could this guy make me any more nervous? He HAD to be able to see me drooling.
I let him in & went to get my purse. When I opened my wallet, I saw I had NO money! I forgot to stop
Maj's Sex Survey
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!)================================================================What is it that you absolutely need sexually?ummm..is this a trick question?
What is something you have always wanted to try?hmm i think ive tried most of my fantasies..except a 3 some with adam beach and viggo mortenson
What is something you have never done in bed before?im sure theres a lot of weird freaky fetishes to list here..
What time of day do you like to have sex?preferably when im awake..
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?the trail...How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?depends on how good the kiss is..If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?depends..if its a relative like my mother..eww no
Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? depe
You know.. I've been doing some thinking about Fubar and the men on it.. How they only want the very young looking girls...just a few things to ponder...Their 16 will get you 5 to 10 in some states..and a 6 x 9...Women of my age will give you a hardon that is legal... you choose..
IS IT REALLY WORTH IT? I THINK NOT.
AND THINK ABOUT THIS.. IF 30S ARE THE NEW 20S...THEN THAT MAKES 20S THE NEW 10S.. JUST TOSSING THAT IN THERE.
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Can It Be?
ok as James says on His Blog as i will also say here on mine
We have a top ten of nothing but females. not saying anything bad about them. but its time for a GUY to be back up there. I am gonna try to turn red and would love if everyone could help. So come by rate my page, rerate, get all your friends to come and help out too. And thanks to everyone who got me where i am now. I really appreciate it. ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED. Thanks Everyone
me and him have both decided to go for it
both decided we would do the unthinkable
its a long road to the Top
but lets see if its actually possible?
of course im expecting negative feedback as well as possative on this blog so plz speak freely - but how nice would it be? to finally have a dude in red on here?
Plz comment as u wish and rate :)
damn auto's bring out all the pervs!
The Cry Of Mankind...
I hate that I can never figure out how to post a video in a blog unless its as a comment...
Gimme an extra second to post the video :p
You Are Bitter
You aren't bitter at the world, even though you have a strong personality. Instead, you are sophisticated and cultured. You appreciate acquired tastes. You are very powerful. You have the ability to change a room's energy. While some may find you disagreeable, your points of view are intelligent and interesting.
What Taste Are You?
From Another Standpoint
Ghost and i were not ready for the step we took by living together in illinois. We both had things that we need to work out in our own psyches, mine more than his, i'm sure. I have a lot of work to do ahead of me. i have med switches and therapy, and i'm hoping i maintain the strength to continue through all of it.
Ghost and i have decided to try things from another standpoint. a relationship that hopefully will go back to resembling what it started as. the relationship that drew us together in the first place. talking together, and being there for one another without it being at the expense of ourselves. i do love him and i do know why i had to leave where i was living, but there is that part of me that is hoping that i will be able to be with him at some point in the future in the capacity that we originally intended. where we are both working towards a future together that makes sense to both of us, where we are not sacrificing ourselves in order to do so.
i know alot of people be
The Things I Do For This Man
My meat head needs your Fu-Bucks. He's a stingy ass and wants the spotlight again. So I'm thinking you all should go give him some. Yep. Whadda ya say??
Captain Cooter@ fubar
i still don't know if i have enough strength to make it hour to hour, day to day. i know alot of these blogs lately are coming out as poor me, pity me, whatever. that's not my intention. i've just been using it as a place to get out what's been in my head, as i really don't have another place to let things out at the moment. i don't have a cell phone anymore. i don't have a computer that i can use regularly. at least not as regularly as i was using it before i moved back to jersey.
my medications are keeping me calm for the most part. but i'm not sure calm is always the best thing for me. when i have too much time to myself instead of freaking out in anxiety, now i find myself slipping into a spiral of worse depression. i have a hard time reaching out to the friends i've had for years. and those same friends don't have a consistent way to get a hold of me either to try to help me through it.
i know one person can't be the reason to move forward unless that one person is me, but i'm s
For Those Of You Who Got Blocked Too
considering i was blocked before i could post my last comment which was going to be this : BPB has some pretty DSL's DSL's = dick sucking lips for those of you who don't know the acronym .
baby jesus for gov
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hi mummers and regular fubar people do you think baby jesus would make a great gov of cali he sure does how to run a business
Just like I thought, the laundry did NOT put itself away after I left it on the floor. Fuckin bitch laundry
O Is For Orgasm
My impatience will be my undoing. I have been around the block so many times I must have a embedded foot path. Full steam ahead...and the immediate yanking of the brake will usually snap me back to reality. I'm still going to cut my hair. Maybe next weekend or the week after since I have to go to a professional. What I won't be doing is sitting here looking at my cell phone, willing it to ring. Been here too many times to waste yet another day.
Just like that old country song...you got to know when to hold'em, know when to fold'em, know when to walk away...and know when to face the reality of the situation.
O is for Orgasmless!
Performance Enhancing Drugs?
I must admit as a youth I was a huge baseball fan. Baseball, to me, will always be the great equalizer of childhood sports. There's a place for each childtype. From the large power athlete. The rangey lanky kid. The pudgey kid and everything in between. But, that's kids...
Professional athletics is a Multi-Million dollar business and so the question of chemical enhancement and its use has arisen. Before we attempt to denounce it consider this. Michelangelo was a drunk. Bob Dylan, very obvious as well as bands like Dave Matthews. Hell what's Viagra if not a performance enhancing drug? And, while wives still might not pay their husbands millions for using it, how many men who need Viagra wouldn't want to reward its makers millions?
The point is. we accept performance enhancement in all the asthetics around us, everyday. What is sports, if not physical asthetics?
So, do you want to pay to see bunts or home runs?
So here's the thing. We don't have to date long. Just buy me some flowers and spend the night with me and we can say goodbye. But do buy me flowers that will die before my sheets are cold mmmmk.
Bitterness is a nasty pill to swallow. I don't want it. But I am sitting here explaining to my buddy why it is I am not going to be seeing someone I thought I was. Why do I need to explain someone else's actions or choices? FFS...I am so not in the mood for explanations when I know nothing. I know my job, my kids, myself, but as for anyone else I only know what I am allowed to know. I can assume...and I am probably dead on there..but it's not the same as knowing.
And seriously I know it's me. I don't need any advice or consolation. I am not interesting. I am extremely naive and incredibly easy. I am also fat. I am boring. Blah Blah Blah!
I will not stay bitter..it will pass quickly...but I might be a bit shitty or short for a while. I am not feeling spectacularly spunky.
But do feel
Things I Would Change.
I know none of this is really going to matter, because it's not like I can change anything on this site. Just some things on here really bother me. Here they are, in no particular order.
1. Blogs would have stayed the same. This new format is stupid. You can't embed anything and the HTML on them is messed up.
2. Bling. I think most of them are stupid. For example the Pimp Hand and Shield. Really, who uses them now? To be honest, I think the Auto-11 and Bomb bling are stupid. It makes it too easy to get points. No one really needs to interact with people.
3. Comment approval. It's stupid. People should be able to make any comment they want. If a person doesn't like it, they can delete it. It's simple.
4. Page settings. The option to chose between "power", "newbie", and another one, was awesome at first. But honestly, why do we need TWO bar tabs? Just get rid of the one that is where bulletins use to be. Put the bulletins/MuMMs back. Things were simple then.
5. Blings again. Why
The Golden Rule........
I THINK NO MATTER WHAT OTHER "BIBLE" RULES THERE ARE SET...THIS SHOULD BE A PERSONAL RULE FOR EVERYONE......CAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND WILL ALWAYS COME BACK AROUND TO YOU........
you always remember those who helped you no matter what it was...you always remember them.....and i dont mean only the ones who bomb u and chuck bling at you cause they may posess the power of the almighty dollar.....i mean the ones who will sit on your page and rate and rate and rate day in day out just to show they support u..even in the most difficult ways (fucking bouncer checks lol)...the ones who come out of the blue and just totally rape a whole album or your entire stash even tho u havent even said two words yet that day....just because maybe they saw u scrollin or noticed u uploaded a new pic....those are the friends u must always remember the ones who will come rate you even if you dont have on those ever popular auto 11's
It is our holding on that leaves us stuck in a rut of victimization - feeling all alone, isolated and constantly on the defensive. Letting go is a choice we make on our own behalf. We choose to let go into life, into a natural world that welcomes us, into our own true nature.
It can be frightening to let go of the familiar. So we don't have to let go all at once. We can let go little by little, one day at a time. Today we may choose to let go enough to smell the beauty of a rose. Or perhaps we may ask for a hug from someone who genuinely cares for us and respects our boundaries. The more open-handed we become, the more open our hearts are to receive life's gifts.
I open my heart to receive.
Surviving with Serenity
Here It Is
After a brief hiatus it is time for a little trouble...here is to wreaking havok in mumms and true friends who never went away even when I did
Calling On All 8000 Of My Friends!
I'm in a contest, not on here, and I need votes!
I need to be in the top five entrants to have a shot at winning the grand prize.
Click the link below and click the vote button! It takes two seconds. You don't even have to register!
Thank you so very very very much!
So That Others May Live
Okay, I need to rant.I was just watching the news, and I caught part of a report on Michael Jackson. As we all know, Jackson died the other day. He was an entertainer who performed for decades. He made millions, he spent millions, and he did a lot of things that make him a villian to many people. I understand that his death would affect a lot of people, and I respect those people who mourn his death, but that isn't the point of my rant.Why is it that when ONE man dies, the whole of America loses their minds with grief. When a man dies whose only contribution to the country was to ENTERTAIN people, the Amercian people find the need to flock to a memorial in Hollywood , and even Congress sees the need to hold a "moment of silence" for his passing?Am I missing something here? ONE man dies, and all of a sudden he's a freaking martyr because he entertained us for a few decades? What about all those SOLDIERS who have died to give us freedom? All those Soldiers who, knowing that they would be
today i happened to take a nap and had a really weird dream about my dad. we were sitting at the dinner table at the house i grew up in just him and i. we ech had a cup of coffee sitting in from of us and i noticed that it was still early morning. all i can remember of our "conversation" was i kept telling him that i was sorry i wasnt who i was supposed to be. that i was sorry for all the mistakes i had made in my life. i told him i was sorry that i couldnt make him proud of me before he died. he just sat there and looked at me and said "time for you to wake up" and thats when i woke up
Will I ever feel love?
Will I have that special someone touch me the way I need to be touched?
Will I ever have that person ache to be with me?
Will I ever ache to be with them?
Will I ever wake up and go to sleep with that person on my mind?
Or will I ever have a person do the same for me?
Will the tears I cry every night of lonliness ever be tears of happiness?
Will I ever have that person wipe away my tears?
Will I ever have them kiss my lips and tell me everything will be ok?
Will I ever make love like it is my first time?
Maybe one day the words "Will I" will become reality
I Have A Slight Problem
Okay so this might take a while to write. I'm not a good typist normally and being partially blind doesn't help matters any. I just wanted to let any of you that care know what's going on with me.
I went in for eye surgery to relieve the pressure in my eyes on Friday. The day before my blood sugar spiked to 390 and that afternoon I started having a strange problem with my left eye. I black spot fromed in the corner that extended to the middle of the iris. It lasted probably close to 30 minutes and afterward there was a dark shadow over my entire left eye and I'd lost my peripheral vision. After contacting my eye doc he made me an apt. with a specialist the following morning. So Friday morning off to Total Eye Care I went.
I spent the biggest part of the day being poked and prodded by Dr. McLourin. He did a series of test including a visual field test. He determined that the cause of the black spot and the shadow was an optical migraine most likley caused from the blood sugar spike a
Donny Buford Wanted On Drug Charges??
According To http://www.wabg.com/NEWS05272009_WASHINGTON.htm
LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT HAS BEEN BUSY WITH SEARCH WARRANTS ARRESTING SUSPECTS ON A VARIETY OF DRUG CHARGES. THROUGH THE EFFORTS OF WASHINGTON COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT'S NARCOTICS DIVISION AND THE GREENVILLE POLICE DEPARTMENT TWO MEN HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND ANOTHER NOW BEING SOUGHT. FIRST UP WAS A SEARCH ON FRIDAY AT 640 HIBISCUS STREET IN GREENVILLE WHERE THREE OUNCES OF MARIJUANA AND $4,884 IN CASH WAS FOUND. 22-YEAR-OLD JAMES BOYD WAS ARRESTED AT THE RESIDENCE AND CHARGED WITH POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE. HE WAS ARRAIGNED ON TUESDAY AND IS NOW OUT ON A $5,000 BOND. THEN ON TUESDAY, AUTHORITIES EXECUTED A SEARCH WARRANT AT 424 FAIRVIEW STREET IN GREENVILLE AND FOUND A HALF POUND OF MARIJUANA AND $2,133 IN CASH. 22-YEAR-OLD DENNIS SMITH WAS ARRESTED AT THE RESIDENCE AND CHARGED WITH POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE. HE REMAINS IN THE WASHINGTON COUNTY JAIL PENDING AN ARRAIGNMENT HEAR
Hold It In, Slut
im sorry. dont care, She says. Get naked, lay on My lap. yes maam WHAP!WHAP!WHAP! goes Her firm hand on my bare bottom. dont cry, bitchboy, that'll only make it worse. WHAP!WHAP!WHAP! goes Her firm hand on my bare bottom. keep it inside, smile, tell Me how much you like it, slut. i like it, Ma'am please Ma'am, give me more. WHAP!WHAP!WHAP! goes Her firm hand on my bare bottom. And, again WHAP!WHAP!WHAP! goes Her firm hand on my bare bottom. And, again WHAP!WHAP!WHAP! goes Her firm hand on my bare bottom. Red and swollen and throbbing, Her fingers trace lightly over the crack of the slut's boy pussy. Then WHAP!WHAP!WHAP! goes Her firm hand on my bare bottom. Now, stand in the corner slut, She says. I wanna see nothin' but ass. Gladly ma'am, thank You Ma'am the slutboy whispers, kneeling to kiss, lick and suck Her toes, before taking its place in the corner, its shame on display for all to see. Holding in the tears until She permits it to cry.
This Could Be You
donate to my spotlight fund or become another victim of senseless but enjoyable violence.
21st Century People,uuugh!!!!!
"I PREFACE THIS BLOGPOST WITH THIS;AND WHOSOEVER SHALL SPEAK A WORD AGAINST THE SON OF MAN SHALL BE FORGIVEN HIM:BUT UNTO HIM WHO BLAPHEMES AGAINST THEHOLY SPIRIT SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN!!!!!'AND WHEN THEY BRING YOU UNTO THE SYNAGOGUES,AND UNTO MAGISTRATES,AND POWERS,TAKE NO THOUGHT HOW OR WHAT THING YOU SHALL ANSWER,OR WHAT YOU SHALL SAY:FOR THE HOLY SPIRIT SHALL TEACH YOU IN THE SAME HOUR WHAT YOU OUGHT TO SAY!!!!!"LUKE 12:10-12MERCY UNTO YOU,ANDD PEACE,AND LOVE,BE MULTIPLIED!!!!!'BBELOVED,WHEN I GAVE A-L-L DILIGENCE TO WRITE UNTO YOU OF THE COMMON ALVATION,IT WAS NEEDFUL FOR MR TO WRITE UNTO YOU,AND DE-X-H-O-R-T YOU THHAT YOU SHOULD EARNSETLY CONTEN FOR THE F-A-I-T-H WHICH WAS ONCE DDELIVERED UNTO THE SAINTS!!!!!"FOR THERE ARE CERTAIN MEN CREPT IN UNAWARE,WHO WERE BBEFORE OF OLD ORDAINED TO THIS CONDEMNATION,UNGODLY MEN,TURNING THE GRACE OF OUR GOD INTO LASCIVIOUSNESS AND DENYING THE O-N-L-Y LORD GOD,AND O-U-R LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!!!"I WILL THEREFORE PUT YOU IN REMEMBERANACE,THOUGH YOU
Take Pity And Pray For The Fallen One
Come good people of the bit and baud rate there is one amongst us who has strayed from the path into the dark nether regions of bitterness and rejection of the sacred phallus.
let us go down to the water and drink of the bounty of the earth so that her soul shall be saved and she can once again retake her rightful place in the sisterhood of the slippery sluts.
What A Twat 4
>veronica: oooh are you into bdsm baby, that goods i am too. you can put a collar on me and call me rover and talk me for long walks
veronica: cant dress up a looser you look a mess no matter what you wear you need muzzling you dumb ass mutt
->veronica: fantastic, can you ask him to voodoo up me a ferrari and a new wardrobe please
veronica: you seriously going to hell now rascist scum
veronica: and she gonner put it in the middle of a weegi board and curse you
veronica: your mugshot pic ive copyed it and im perinting it out and giving it to my friend whose into voodoo and the occult
->veronica: i think you could probably manage walking and talking at the same time
veronica: really you shouldnt try get 2 full of yourself u really dont know what im caperble off
->veronica: do you have a really big arse, is that the eclipse you are talking about, can you shake that booty for your daddy baby ?
veronica: im a chav im putting my photo up ok as that ones no pretty clear and then i aw
Petition Plz Sign
Hey guys heres a petition for making not only an easier fu world for all but for people with credit cards to.. There should be an option for us to purchase things like bling, vips, blasts, happy hour,and tickers for fu bucks comment below as your signature ill give this to babyjesus and maybe hell hear us... it takes a 1000 members for it to process... So please sign it thank you!
Hi friends. Just letting you all know I will be offline for the next few weeks and while I will have my phone with me I will only be able to check for voice mails or text messages every couple of days. I am not sure exactly when we are heading out but it will be sometime between tomorrow evening and Friday morning.
Feel free to leave texts of how you all are doing if you have the number.
Also I plan to email the emergency contact number of where I will be to my top5 friends on here. Fates forbid something happen but should something really bad happen to anyone in my family or top friends ask one of them to let me know. They are trustworthy people.
Be safe. Be good and have a fun fu time while I am gone.
Ok, I use Cherry bombs 3-4 times a week. Don't SB me if you don't have an auto on. Do not offer fubucks if you don't have an auto on. Don't SB without an auto and say "Bomb me and I will get you back" because 99% of you don't. I have plenty of people in my family that rarely gets an auto to bomb. They are in my family because they help me ALL the time. And for the people that ask me to bomb me and I do but don't return the favor, don't bother SB either. I have bombed yous like 20 times and like 10 of yous don't return the favor. You know who you are. Which brings me up the next subject. Why most people on here help people who don't even care about you? All they care about is leveling. So why waste your money and time on them when don't even bother to even say hi to you? Let them spend their own money and time. I am not saying EVERYONE is that stingy, but a good portion are. If ya'll read this an hate me then oh well. Its my opinion. Yeah I know. I will get morons that will comment chil
The Stuff I think about in the shower would make you .... yeah, that too.
First let me state that I appreciate my Family, Friends, and Fans. I have those that I talk to on an hourly basis and then I have those that I talk to every few weeks and there is always a smile exchanged. You all have at one point in time made me glad to be a part of the Fubarian Community. Thank you!
Tonight the thought was these ""Friends" that are always questioning their "real friend's" loyality. WTFF ?!?!?!!? You know the one's ...
"I have X number of friends and I am dry" or
"I need help leveling and I want to thank my "Real Friends" for helping." or
"I only got 20 picture rates and I have X number of friends" and this one got me today...
"Friend" ... let's name him Beggin Strips is upset because no one will sell him an $11.99 bling pack. So I offer to buy him one for $10 mill fu bucks to which he said I only have $8.2 million (or so) and I say sorry. (There have been times when I hav
The Learned Gentleman
I got accepted for a photography course at my local college, starting in september i gonna learn how to take wide open leg shots with class and style.
please visit my hot friend
8 Secrets, Stolen From She-ra
Damn my She-ra for posting this blog. And damn Doug for telling me to do it.
Here are 8 secrets about me. Blah.
1. My biggest fear is being alone
2. I hate olives on pizza, but I can eat them out of a jar.
3. I haven't really watched television in about 3 years. I've just started again, now I only watch Ghost Adventures.
4. I have a really bad problem of not finishing anything I start.
5. I want to have the confidence that some people have.
6. I fake most of my happiness because I don't think other people need to know when I'm hurting.
7. I rarely smile. Most of the pictures I have on here of me smiling, fake. So if you hear me laugh, you know I'm truely happy.
8. I hate talking on the phone, but the few that have my number, wouldn't know that. If you have my phone number, I like you and I actually want to talk to you.
Do They Sell Diapers At The $1 Store???
New babies are suppose to be a good thing.
When you find out someone is pregnant you're suppose to be happy.
I just found out my favorite little cousin is pregnant. She's not working right now and neither is HE. She has fibromyalgia and they're living in a packed house with her mom.
So what now? Horrible timing. It's not fair. She deserves better. She's worked so hard all her life to NOT be a statistic, to NOT be a young mom depending on her parents. Now this. Just like everyone else? NO. I'm just so sad. I know it's not about me, ffs. She and I are so close...she deserves more. I cried on the drive home. This child will be born into a fucked up world with this shitty economy, living off the government with parents who are still babies themselves.
This fuckin sucks.
Angel and Demon.
I know what the level 28 abilities are for them, but what are the upper level abilities? And Why don't some of my higer up friends use them on me???
hahaha. I just wanna see what they are.
Jul 26, 2009 [[misshandyman]]
Today wasn't bad. If you've been paying attention you know that I moved from my fathers back into my mothers house today. Yes, the begining of the end! -strange pause- Today we riped up the carpet, primed the walls, painted the walls, packed everything and brought it to my mothers, and unpacked it into the living room. Tomorrow I get to unpack my bedroom. I've decided I'll wake up at nine, hop in the shower and proceed to accompany my now empty box and give it some life. Then I've got to run to UScellular and take full responsibility for the 3 lines that are in my dads name since he's moving to Florida. Then I'll go to sadona, and job hunting in general. Then I'll do some random choor that needs done around the house, pratice guitar and read some of my book. Oh and call and check up on regeristing for fall classes. What an interesting day tomorrow will be. SIGH. I'll probably take a half an hour nap in the middle of the day somewhere.
Otherwise today I played with my 2 year old si
People who pretend to be some one they arent can get a life. No offense if you are one but I hate that with a purple passion. Some may say Im a bitch but I dont see the point in arguing with them. People are going to think what they want arguements arent with them. People are going to think what they want arguements arent going to stop them. It took me a while to realize that.Wear your confidence like make up. No one on this earth is ugly in my opinion. There is going to be one person on the planet to think you are hot. So dont worry about people who tell you that stuff.
Twitter My Twat
I don't get it.
I mean, I GET it but seriously?
Do you think people honestly care what you're doing every 10 minutes?
So, if you participate on Twitter.com, what does that make you?
the chick bored out of her mind and waiting for her food to arrive, and can't think of anything else to blog about - ReL
Is There Such Thing As True Love?
All I want is someone to love me and to love them back is that to much to ask for, but to find the right one it almost seems imposible anymore....you try to give your heart to someone and it seems like you always get hurt or someone messes w/your emotions...I am about ready to give up!!!! Hmmm what to say anymore I dont know I am tired of being confused all the time ugh what to do in my life and where it is going from here anyways I am venting again like usual!!!
Gotta go love to all my friends just tired of it all!!!!!!!!!!!
Much Needed Advice
Well it has resorted down to this.. I am actually asking for advice.. I need it badly before I lose my mind and delete myself from here...and leave hurt...
i want to know how can I learn to relax here and not let all the crap that goes on here effect me so much.. like all the young whores. gettin everything. being ignored most of the time.. begging for everything i get..when the hot girls come on.. and I just shut up and back out of the conversations.. see yesterday I was talking to a friend and someone went on cam and he totally stopped talking to me to drool all over her and comment on how hot she was...completely pushed me away.. I get that a lot...
And since the bartap thing is messed up and I cant get it off my homepage.. i see the types of girls my friends comment on and yeah.. Ive gone to their pictures and I have seen some of the most gorgeous comments they have left.. and I dont get that sort of thing....I get "baby lets fuck...or sexy ass i want to eat it" and so many
Ok, This Is How I Feel.
I sit here at work completely beside myself of the goings on on Fu. The amount of straight up unkindness floors me. Fu use to be a cool place to meet people. As of lately people only give a shit about leveling! WTF is wrong with everyone? People are begging and offering this or that. When is the last time you simple said Hi! How are you today? Geninely cared how somone is feeling? I think people need a reality check. How sad I am at this moment. This place causes jealousy too. I am feeling it myself at this moment thus the reason I have chosen to step away from fu for a few weeks. I am sick of it to be honest. The comments, gifts and bling. Its so very easy to hurt someones feelings on here. I am officially hurting and have no idea what to do next. I know that I deserve so much more.
I've Been Violated
Some cocksucker stole the last 2 Mango's off my tree. I just went out to get em, because I knew that they should have been ripe today. I was all set for a Mango Smoothie.. I guess what goes around comes . But it's been over 45 years since me and my friends cleaned out Mr. Adtkins Cherry tree. Well at least they didn't spit the pits all over the top of my wife's SUV. Shit, I'd better go check on my Papayas and Key Limes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.. heard it all before.. They were probably hungery! Well the motherless fucks could have knocked on my door and I would have given em 5 bucks to go get a dam Happy Meal. And NO I am not that NASTY old man that we all had in are neighborhoods growing up. But I might give it a shot. Hmmmmm, anyone know if it possible to electrify a tree. 110V, not 220V. I'm not that mean spirited :) Yet
Place Your Bids In The Comment Section Below
**Cash Bids outweigh fubucks**
DON'T BID IF YOU CAN'T PAY UP PLEASE!
Ok, I'm in the new apartment, have my internet, my new PC, my phone, and just about all my furniture.
Anyone that wants the #, just ask.
I'll be back on here more often now, since I don't have anyone over my shoulder while I'm on the PC.
*slurpz everyone's face*
Growing My Hair Again
I've decided I probably have one last shot at growing my hair long before I start to lose it, so I'm dedicating myself over the next year to getting it back so it looks like my work's id card (above). Wish me luck.
In NY, when we say "They just caught the stupid," it means a man just got married...
For as long as I can remember and no matter where I go, peas get cooked wrong.
In fact they don't even need to be cooked hardly at all. When I see peas boiling away in some pot I think, no wonder nobody likes peas.
This is not how to cook them!
Poor peas....soggy, all that nutrition leached out into the water.
All you have to do is get a pan hot, throw in a dab of butter, or a splash of oil or hell, even a smack of duck fat.
Add the desired amount of frozen peas.
Sizzle sizzle salt and pepper
And that's it.
Serve right away as this is the last thing yo cook when tossing a meal together.
Bride And Groom Arrested At Wedding
Bride, groom arrested after family brawl at wedding
Ahhh, weddings. Just you, your beloved, your family and friends, a horde of police, some bloody noses, a stockpile of ammunition and a domestic battery charge.
The honeymoon was over before it even began for a pair of lovebirds at their Illinois wedding last weekend.
According to The Chicago Sun-Times, Sean Kelly walked down the aisle with his roommate's sister (sounds dirty, but it isn't) on July 26.
But no one could have guessed what would be on the menu at the reception: knuckle sandwiches. (Ba dum dum. Thank you!)
It seems that once the party got started, things went south fast, and a West Side Story-style brawl erupted between the bride and groom's families.
(Hey, it happens. I had to cagefight my brother-in-law at my wedding when he requested the Chicken Dance.)
"Different people started arguing and it got personal," Huntley Police Chief John Perkins told the Sun-Times. "There was a lot of pushing
I've stated this several times in the past and this is my last if a level up is posted and your on line your expected to help. If your not gonna be a part of this family and not help you'll be removed for NON-Compliance with out fail. The Llamas will go on with out ya.
I blog I blog I blog! When I have something to say..I blog. BLAH!
who reads this shit anyways? Maji, Bill, John, Robert, Jude, Claire, Denise, Jeremy, Hughie, Ian, Pete, or Jim? Maybe Jay, Dean, Bob, or Fred?
well that should sum up my list of blog entusiasts. I love you all for taking the few minutes to read what I type. I have sat here and read the blogs I have posted over the last few years. The poems I have shared and thoughts forever frozen in time in text. I know I have deleted some of the most erotic or personal ones I didnt really want to read again. Sorry if you noticed or missed them.
I can't blog what is in my mind today. Bill might strangle me if I do. And I will prove him wrong and stick to my guns this time. I will be strong, and use some will power. I wish to cave and make the hurting stop. It is useless pain anyhow. All inside my mind is where it originates and dwells. I'd like to give up smoking too..but today won't be that day either.
Thanks for treating me
This Is For You.... By Kevin Hill
This is for you:
I’ll start at the top and work my way down
Your hair is as soft as a babies butt
If you ask me you don’t need it cut
Your eyes are more elegant than the rarest flower
Without you I have no power
Your lips have got me going crazy
There making me say “Yes miss Daisy”
Your chest is like two drops from heaven
Don’t cry baby it’s me its Kevin
Your butt is so nice and plump
I’ll go slow for that speed bump
Your legs are so smooth I’ll take a couple bites
Tonight I went to meet my friend Laura for her birthday party #1.
We were hanging out playing LOTS of pool (i was pissing her off cause i am actually getting pretty good and she is very competitive) when in walks this guy we know named Aaron.
Aaron just happens to be the son of the BIG boss of the casino I work at. Super rich guy... but INSANELY nice. Before I knew who he was, I spoke to him and became friends with him..
Well anyway, he got SUPER drunk. We took his keys and called a cab for him. He ended up getting mad at us because we were being "over-protective" and tried to say it was only because of who his dad was and getting really mean about it. The guy who had his keys gave him a deadpan look and said "stop being a spoiled little shit. none of us give a shit who your dad is, we just want you to not kill yourself driving home!" then threw his keys at him and walked off.
i stood there in shock while he walked out and got in his car.
I am not sure if i should say anythin
If you read this, you WILL forward it on.You just won't be able to stop yourself.The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, just old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either.
He's a recent School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer.
He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble sp
Grant Me The Serenity To Accept The Things I Cannot Change
Tonight I will hold her close...listen to her breathe while she sleeps...stroke her hair and know that tomorrow I will see her off at the airport. I am not staying on here as I have somewhere I'd rather be. With her, where I have been tonight. It will truly break my heart to let her go. I cannot change this. I cannot.
sometimes the right thing is the hardest thing...and it sucks really bad!
LOL Military humorTo: Private Shithead....a tribute to your continued stupidity,Well thank goodness you've arrived! You're an 18yr old Dungeons &Dragons nerd that barely scraped through boot camp, and now think you'rethe toughest thing since a level 37 dark elf with a magicstaff.....congrat-u-fuckin-lations retard you've all ready made it on myshitlist!Perhaps it's the fact that you showed up today, your first fucking dayon the job I might add, late with no shave or a haircut. Or maybe it'sthat your cammies are not marked and you're not wearing your belt.Whatever the fuck it is, know now, that me and you are about to becomebest a fuckin friends, there genius.Mommy and Daddy think that you're a tough Marine don't they, there bigguy?But I know the truth! You're an untested, undisciplined, lying, shitstain who can't even keep a clean room or a good shave. You'll probablyend up going to medical to get out of Physical Training (but we bothknow that when you troll the internet for girls you
You Know You Are Worn Out If You Look Like This Man :o:o
ok ,fair warning about this video (if you are brave enough to watch it that is :P:P) lol .this is what happens to a man after years and years of marriage to the same woman ,hearing her nag and bitch ,etc..... .so what i am basically trying to say is that i am probably going to look like this within the next few years of my marriage :O:O
SEE COMMENTS BELOW FOR THE VIDEO lol for some reason it doesn't show up when i post the code right here :P:P
Apple Cider Rinse
Rinsing with apple cider vinegar will help balance the pH of your hair and remove the buildup that can result from the use of these styling products and inexpensive shampoos.
Don't worry about the slight vinegar smell you will notice after rinsing. It will disappear completely as your hair dries.
Make your own healthy after-shampoo hair rinse by mixing 1/3 cup (75 ml) of ACV into quart (1 liter) of water (filtered prefered) You can store this mixture into plastic bottle and keep in shower for ready use.
Smaller batch. 1 tablespoon (15 ml) of apple cider vinegar and 1 cup (250 ml) of filtered water.
Rinsing will also close the numerous cuticle scales which cover and protect the surface of each hair shaft. This imparts a smoother surface which reflects more light and result leaves your hair shinier, smoother and easier to manage
Apply the vinegar rinse after shampooing and then rinse it all out or extra conditioning, you can leave the rinse in your hair. This natural hair care produ
According to the Academy of General Dentistry in the USA, kissing , long reviled for spreading germs, helps prevent tooth decay. Kissing stimulates the production of saliva, which helps reduce the incidence of cavities. “Kissing is nature’s cleansing process,” says Heidi Hausauer, a dentist and spokeswoman for the academy. “Saliva washes out the mouth and helps remove the cavity-causing food particles that accumulate after meals.” Also, the minerals in saliva help repair minor cavities before they can develop into major ones.
If you have no one to kiss, try sugar-free gum. It’s not quite as fun, but still very effective in encouraging saliva.
Things look up, I look up with them.
Life's goals are close and neverending.
The puzzle fits together perfectly
The world appears to be a good place.
Children laughing and playing.
I get the puzzle wet
The table stays dry.
I look at nothing, SYKE!
a piece of my puzzle is missing.
i find it, replace it
lots more pieces, so little time, it fits
I look around at nothing once again,
A kid cries for a popsicle and i envy him.
Even the playing field,
No means no.
Lovers hold eachother
Sometimes something spills
Their puzzle gets wet
Their table stays dry
30 more years, no reason to stop now.
Children laughing and playing
I got the puzzle wet
and the table stayed dry
I involve you
you bring your own pieces
we combine with eachother
it appears to fit
I look at nothing, SYKE!
another piece is missing
i look you in the eyes
i replace the missing piece with yours
Smiles and conversation
It gets wet again
I look in your eyes agai
My Trip To The Er Today
OK... for those of you worried...and so I don't have to explain it all over and over I'm just going to write this. I guess I should first give you some "histroy".
Last December/January I was sick for 33 days. Woke up on a Thursday with what I thought were the first symptoms of the flu. Every muscle in my body hurt so bad. I had no fever but I figured it just hadn't hit yet. I figured I'd get in early and get some tamaflu so it wouldn't last so long so I made an appointment for the next morning. I got there and was met by my doctor with a "Wow, you look like you feel like shit" (we're friends so yeah that's normal conversation between us), but yeah... I did feel like shit.
I was tested for the flu and it was negative. I told my doctor how much my stomache hurt and so of course had to lay down and allow him to push around on my belly. It was painful and he said "slightly swollen". He tapped on my kidneys... again.. painful. So I was told to pee in a cup. This showed white blood
Well after 10 years of protecting a family run business, they let me go yesterday. I understand business and profit and loss etc but you would think that working day in day out for the owner and his son they would at least have the fortitude, maturity and integrity to give me a weeks notice so I can provide for my family. It speaks volumes of what is wrong with companies and people in this world.
I am just sharing this with you so you know what has happened to me and if I drop off the radar. It is NOT your fault or any reflection on you.
I will be fine. I am not going to do dumb things or make poor choices. God is strong He has promised to protect and guide me. Now it is up to me to follow the trail that He is leading me on with joyfulness and thanksgiving.
[ Insanity, The loss of Logical Reasoning ] Inevitably, humanity loses it sense of reality, a surreal enviroment in which we all live. The loss of this reality is but a small step in the path to true freedom. What is pain without the enjoyment of it's sinister actions. To watch a person go through so much, only to lose what little reasoning they had, and eventually kill something in a sadistic malicious way. It is a beautiful thing to see the light of life fail in the eyes of a dying person. Their unrelenting screams of mercy and anguish. How pathetic to attempt to seek mercy from themselves. Do they not know it is them who is causing this pain? Perhaps that is insanity at it's best, To commit vile acts without the knowledge of it being done, Even when it is to yourself. That is not the point of this specific endevour in to the mind of a woman.
Who is she? No clue, but today, She is me, and I am her. - Tears began to stream down the pale facade of < Insert clever name here>, She could
The Tree Test
You Are Ethical and Generous
You are driven to be the best. You have sky high ambitions and standards. People may think that you are hard on them, but you are the hardest on yourself. You may be hard working, but you're not selfish. You work hard because you want the world to be a better place. You give until it hurts and then still keep giving. Very few people appreciate all that you do.
The Tree Test
I live in a condo mostly occupied by old people. Very often when I go home, there are some old crones asking me where I'm going and iif I live here. Its REALLY gettin on my nerves, and its still a coupla years til they all die off. Soo...
wtf should I tell them next time?
My Gift To You
I am always searching for people to Altruize (give my points to for 12 hours). There are only 2 requirement 1. i ask for is to be within 250K of leveling. 2. u must help urself as much as possible by rating my page and sending ur friends to rate,bomb,or bling as well. I always do my stuff and a lil extra while altruizing others.
Only exception is if you want to give me a bomb or auto to run while u are being altruized, u can be at any amount from leveling. but still must do #2 of the requirements.
I average 250K per altruization without autos or a bomb. Had a high of 780(him n his friends helped alot)! With a bomb i average 2.5mill. With an auto I average 4-6 Mill.So if u are interested private message me and let me know.
Prayers Needed For Co-founder
As some of you are aware Joanna our Co-Founder has had surgery Tuesday morning as of the posting of this I have no updates on her condition. It is asked with sincerity that we take a moment of personal time to pray in your own manner for a speedy recovery for her. We dearly miss her Llama grace and hope for a safe return to us as quickly as possible.
Dave and Michelle
Air Pollutant Removal By House Plants
Many plants can help our indoor air, including Rubber Plants, Eureka Palms, and Peace Palms. Putting plants in your house or office can help your health. Below is a table indicating the pollutants removed by certain plants.
Air Pollutant Removal By House Plants Over 24 Hours
Madag Dragon Tree
Those Born 1930-1979!
Those Born 1930-1979!TO ALL THE KIDSWHO SURVIVED the1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when werode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle andNO ONE actually died from this.We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because .WE WERE
Chapter 1b: Understanding The Misconstrued Microcosm Of B.d.s.m.
Chapter 1b: Understanding the Misconstrued Microcosm of B.D.S.M.:
In our society a microcosm exist; a body of underground persons who have, in effect, been labeled by the politically correct, religious and psychological community as having eccentric sexual needs that are outside norm of human desire & social acceptability; however, the prevalence of these characteristics have lead the subculture to bond together and show that it is more widespread than psychologist would lead the masses to believe. In fact, it is so common that it is in the opinion of many that B.d.s.m. paraphilias are natural predispositions based of a slue of variables, which I will explore later. It is these principles that lead to the counterculture phenomenon known as B.D.S.M.
Advocates of the lifestyle refer to the mainstream, or what psychologist deem normal, as vanilla. The B.D.S.M. community distinguishes the differences by use of a pun, relating sexual desires to the flavors of ice cream. Life
Your Destiny Number Is
You are a natural leader! You have the ability to think and act for yourself. Determination, independence, and strength of character are some of your most admirable traits and are your allies to help blaze your path on the world. The challenge is in trying new things. At times you are not scared to try new things, straying from the well beaten path. New methods or ideologies on tackling tough problems are your strength and will continue to prove beneficial. Others admire and follow you on your fruitful path as they too recognize your creativity and strength of character.
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Haven't laughed this hard in a long timeI better stop now before I start cryingGo off to sleep in the sunshineI don't want to see the day when it's dyingShe's a sight to see (sight to see)She's good to me (good to me)But I'm already somebody's babyShe's a pretty thingAnd she knows everythingBut I'm already somebody's babyYou don't deserve to be lonelyBut those drugs you've got won't make you feel betterPretty soon you'll find it's the onlyLittle part of your life you're keeping togetherI'm nice to youI could make it throughBut you're already somebody's babyI could make you smileIf you stayed a whileBut how long will you stay with me, baby?Because your candle burns too brightWell I almost forgot it was twilightEven if I think that you are rightWell I'm tired of being down, I got no fightYou're wonderfulAnd it's beautifulBut I'm already somebody's babyAnd if I went with youI'd disappoint you tooWell I'm already somebody's babyAlready somebody's baby
Colorado Doctors Advise On Pot Laws
Two doctors account for more than a third of the patients on Colorado's medical-marijuana registry, and five doctors account for more than 50 percent of the patients, according to statistics from the state health department. In all, of the 10,000 medical-marijuana patients on the state's registry, 75 percent of those received their recommendations from one of only 15 doctors. The clustering of so many patients on the registry from so few doctors has raised the suspicions of state officials. "It's a cause for concern," said Jim Martin, executive director of the state Department of Public Health and Environment. "At least in any other area like this, we would want to be sure that the physicians are meeting the standards of care." State Attorney General John Suthers went a step further, suggesting the state Board of Medical Examiners investigate the top pot-recommending docs. "The Health Department can question whether it's
"This was sent to me and it touched me so much I wanted to share it with you Woman and a Fork There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live.. So as she was getting her things 'in order,' she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes.She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. 'There's one more thing,' she said excitedly. 'What's that?' came the Pastor's reply. 'This is very important,' the young woman continued. 'I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand.' The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. That surprises you, doesn't it?' the young woman asked. 'Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request,'
[the Red Who Loved Me]
I'm kinda sad that no one's here to watch me catch flies with my barehand.I do at least 20 awesome things in a day.And I usually just smile knowingly to myself because no one realizes I'm a ninja.But lately that quaint self satisfaction isn't enough.Been feeling a bit like the good china.Nice to look atbut rarely eaten off of.I'm just worried that my good looks are going to fade at their brief peak, and no one will have particularly taken a notice to me.Granted as I approach 25 my lines are coming in a little bitthey don't look all that bad, I guess that optimism is coming from someone who has always had a deceptively young face.Here I am employed, not living with my parents, educated, talented? whimsical and one handsome motherfucker to bootI cook, I wrestle giant dogs, and I write poetry regularly, sometimes about you.I give long loving massages, I go on errands at 5 in the morning, I can do long division in my head.*sigh*Damn, just love me already.In the meantime, I think my gay ind
Sexcapades With A Hungarian Dominatrix
please read from the bottom up.
this is gold. easily the hottest convo i've ever had. the first half was cut off in the shoutbox unfortunately. enjoy!
BondageBoi...: bye, you are histerical
BondageBoi...: thats funny, I have never seen that kind of money in my life....lol
->BondageBoi...: ok, gotta run, Matilda's being a huge slut right now and i cant be late.
->BondageBoi...: also be prepared to pay 200k up front, and another 200k after you're done.
BondageBoi...: IC, and does you family take advantage of you???
->BondageBoi...: that's your problem.
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I Am Truly Blessed!
Yes Indeed I am!
I got my kids - my grandson will be born in february - I got my friends - I got my cats -I got sunshine - I got fresh air - I got my music - I got coffee - and today I even have PINK socks on :-O
As for you who are getting to know me better by the minute - I am HAPPY also! Might not seem like it all the time , but my heart and my soul sings and makes me smile! And so do you all!
I got started in fu by a *accident* waiting to happen .. tee hee...Laura - my sweet girl from Texas - sent me the invitation...and - noesy as I can be - cat I am - I had to look and see what this was about. Needless to say - that was over a year ago - Im still here!
This place have been taken me through a lot of stuff and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY hours otherwise spent looking into the walls - up in the roof and on tv...
My days and nights can get long and boring in short or everlasting periods and thats the reason you might see me here A LOT. Hey - wouldnt you be in here if you were in
So my youngest is turning 4 tomorrow. He's growing up so fast. It does feel like he's been 3 forever though, lol.
Anyway, I asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake and he said he wanted a picture of a hotdog. Then I asked him what he thought we should eat at his party and he said "hot dogs and smores". So...that's just what he's getting. A hot dog picture on his cake and hot dogs and smores as food, lol.
He's even getting everything he asked for. Granted it was only a firetruck. I knew exactly which one he wanted and it was only 10 bucks. What upsets me though is that I had to buy the gift "from" his father. I only did it because I felt bad for him. He got laid off from his job and he hasn't been able to find anything since. So I bought the gift and told him HE had to get the batteries for it. All I have to say, he better remember them.
We were going to cook out for his party and let the kids play on the boys' swing set and stuff. But I just checked the weather and it's suppo
Apparently I am not a very nice person because I don't share naked pictures. You'd think this genius would remember this from the last 30 times he's asked.
As always... bottom up!
->hdc29_: I do not share adult pictures. if you can't get to know me for my personality then you don't really want to get to know me, do you?hdc29_: yw. would love to see what else I am missing->hdc29_: thankshdc29_: good too. I think you are very pretty->hdc29_: good. how are you?hdc29_: hello how are you/
My wife told me to make love to her like in the movies, so i gave it to her in the arse and came on her face. Guess we don't watch the same movies!
Word Has It, Part Douche
As a continuation of the previous blog...
I had my daughter call her mom's boyfriend's phone..
He answered, they both are in PA, working at the carnival..
So, the dumb bitch isn't in jail right now..
Probably soon will be tho, if what I've been told, is to be believed. I just don't know..
I'm not into drama...
SHIT! That was nuts...
I have no fucking clue what just happened,but I fubared for like an hour in 5 minutes.THANK YOU guys for all the love and friendship you give PK and I.It really does mean alot to us having you all for friends. :D
Cherry Bombing On 9/11?!
No matter who you are or where you live 9/11/01 affected you and changed you.
I remember 9/11/01 like it was yesterday. My brothers girlfriend kelly sent my an instant message telling me that there was some big fire in nyc and that her dad could see it from his boat. My boyfriend at the time (steve) turned on the news and we watched. I remember watching the towers collapse and how surreal it all felt. Our own airplanes were used as bombs against us. I remember the cops that used to come to the Ritas I managed telling me that they were all heading up to NYC to help out. I also remember telling them that I wanted to go and help out (they wouldn't let me).
To me there is something seriously wrong with any of you that decide to "bomb" on fubar today. I don't care if its your birthday or your fubar anniversary. Its not absolutely necessary for you to bomb today. There are just as many HHs tomorrow. Out of 365 days in the year you find it appropriate to bomb today on 9/11. Bombing ANYTHING
My Going Away Insanity :d
To CLARIFY, THIS IS AN IMAGE (photo, drawn, PS, don't care) CONTEST!!!
YES Message means PM. YES link, means upload it to fu (if possible), I'm putting all the entries in a folder for the contest. And YES it is any image (preferably one you create, although I accept random brilliance you stumble Across! GOOD LUCK!!!
I Am A Survivor
"Every two minutes somewhere in the US a woman is raped. Only 30 percent of rapes are reported. Unfortunately rape is the most under reported crime in the US and the only crime where the victim is treated like a criminal. I was one of the 30 percent that reported my rape. The rapist often issues threats of bodily harm and/ or killing, such as in my case, to quiet the victims. Many women live in fear that their rapist will come back and kill them plus rape unfortunately still carries a stigma, which is why it often goes unreported. Rape forever changes the lives of its victims, leaving scars that will never heal. My rapist manipulated me, threatened to kill me, choked me so hard I almost passed out and my eyes were bleeding. I was slapped around, and told repeatedly what would happen to me if i didn't comply. For an hour and a half I was under his total control. It forever changed my sense of security, my trust in men, my view of sex EVERYTHING""I have fought each day for 10 years to
ZOMG! I was just out in the garage smoking, and we have a lot of neighborhood cats that come up, I heard something, looked up and not even 6 feet from me was a SKUNK!! I totally made a noise, then called in the house to have them come to the door and make sure it wasnt in the driveway! OMG MY HEART IS STILL RACING!
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Once a cash bid is made bucks cannot be bid alone!
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You opened it now you have to do it!!
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Dontcha just hate chain blogs :P
are you a member? would you like to be?
So yea, I'm supposed to have gotten a debit card for my unemployment money, today at the latest....mail comes....still no card.
I call them up and they can resend a new card that will take another 5-10 business days, or I can pay $15 to have them expedite it. WTF?!? Why in the hell should I have to pay them for not providing me with the service and access to the money I need?
Not many things actually piss me off, but fucking with my money is one of them.
well i had my interview with bankers life and casualty today and they are gonna call people tomorrow by 10am
if i dont hear back tho i didnt make it...so here goes the wait
What's My Gimmick?
An aura that steals the heart of men,A grin that pleasures the eye;The unique thinking within your mind,Making us smile as each day goes by.
Eyes of diamonds, far beyond treasured,A soul of silver, and a heart of gold.The El Dorado is within this divine, sweet girl,A legend to be passed down, to the days of old.
Hair of fine silk, smooth to the touch,Glowing so gently, against the wind...It beholds a scent, like none other,A hint of it could return love, once again.
So you ask for your gimmick, that guarantees success,Why you just may never fail.It is you, everything, perfection emanated,How your beautiful mind will be a legendary tale.
Isn't he nice and flattering. :P
this account is suspended again :(
I thought my days of adding females on here to see their NSFWs, and then deleting them off were over, and I am actually going to hook with a REAL life female, but...
after chattin for a while on yahoo, she sent me her regular, non photoshopped pic, and I was like...
err...uhmm...I really have to go, but ill call tomorrow...
ok i just had this asshole on my page and he was a totall assclown. look, if you dont like my pics or have to see my face dont waste your breath or my breath being an asshole. just dont fuckin look. i dont care. im here to have fun and enjoy myself. heres the convo with the dickwad....sorry u have to scroll from bottom up.... i copy/pasted it from my shout box... have a great night
Anubis: what does 7 years bad luck feel like? Anubis: I'd rather know who I'm talking too.....not some super secret fugly chica ->Anubis: if u only new dickhead have a good day Anubis: yah cuz the rest will be willing to baghead ya ->Anubis: wow u r the first person that has been a dick..if u dont like it dont look. dont talk to me... dont waste ur breath...ffs...grow some balls and be a man Anubis: bahahahhaha Anubis: seriously though, you expect people to buy that shit, just tell em the truth or put a pic up, don't lie and say you work for nasa Anubis: at least I don't hide it quasimodo ->Anubis: have
The Things I Have Learned
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Colin The Conniver Gets His Comeuppance
At college we all lived in residence (during the academic year) for the entire four years - no exceptions. Well, it was a military college after all, and they wanted us to benefit from the whole experience - not just the academics.With so many college cadets all living in such close quarters together and all sharing similar academic stresses and military hardships, it's hardly surprising that any opportunity to upset the norm (and get away with it) was immediately acted upon. Many of these events would present themselves in the form of practical jokes with varying degrees of complexity.The commandant and his staff expected these practical jokes to happen and they were generally well received as long as no one got hurt, nothing was damaged beyond repair and the purpetrators would make good all damage or put things back to their original condition.I remember returning to the college several times after a leave weekend to find someone's bedroom (bed, bookcase, desk, chair etc) perfectly
The Movie, 300, Sucks Anyway
Woman: Painted Veil starts at 7:00.
Guy: No, I thought we were seeing 300.
Woman: Ron, I thought we talked about this. You're going to be more flexible.
Guy: I didn't say flexible, I said I'd listen more.
Woman: Well, honey, listen to this. We're going to Painted Veil and if you say anything else about it other than how great it is, you're going to sleep on the couch for the next week.
Guy: (pauses) OK.
Woman: See how good things can be when you listen?..
A guy walks through the woods, and sees an old ugly woman:-wow, old hag, who are you?!-I'm a witch-does it mean you can make my wishes come true?-yes, but first you gotta fuck mehe thinks about it, decides to go for it to get his wishes grantedafter he fucks her, he asks for the wishesshe asks him how old he is-40-wow, a big guy, and still believes in fairy tales?
He Wants To Make A Sexy Time
->phildiddy24: wouldn't I be making myself cum though?phildiddy24: i can make u cum more on the phone then u can in sex->phildiddy24: is there a point to this?phildiddy24: is ur mind mostly in the gutter?->phildiddy24: well I can have real sex, so I don't need phone sexphildiddy24: wat now?->phildiddy24: when I wasn't married....100phildiddy24: 1-100 how much do u like phonesex?->phildiddy24: hiphildiddy24: hi there
So, today is a very important day in my life. My mother's birthday. I bought her 2 dozen roses (all diffy colors) that I'm sure she'd love. Sunday will mark 10 months since she' left our lives. Everyday has been hard especially when I get good news in my life, and she was the only one that I would share it with. This week I found out 3 great things, but after I heard them was at lost who to turn to. I called the 7 people most important to me, and just got their voicemails, and just sat there crying. Then, I just started to think she's with me in my heart and she knows the great things that I am accomplishing. It' was hard to even turn in my graduation papers in because I know she wanted to see my graduate, but she will see me from heaven, and be with me along the whole way.
So, I've been just trying to keep positive through this fall/winter months. The holidays are coming, mid-terms, trips, and just life overall is happening so fast for me. I guess I'm writing this for two reasons to
Silent Civilian "live Again"
This is a band from California who is AMAZING. Not only do they put on one hell of a show they are all stand up guys who love their fans. If you ever get the chance you should check out a show.
Anyone else wanna throw down a 100k bet for tomorrows game? I'm already gonna be taking Deacon's money...and I took Bigdaddydell's last week....I'm ready for some football!
An Exerpt , Translated.
Besides congratulations, I would like to say a few more things to the class.
-Never stop learning. All of your life, keep learning.
-Never say you are sorry for doing your job
-Never give up your integrity
Our integrity is all we have. Our integrity is what upholds the honor of the service. Without integrity, we have nothing.The true test of your integrity is its refusal to ever be compromised.
Nothing, absolutely nothing in this job is worth your life. Go home, every day, without exception.
Concerning this, there is one other thing to think about. With this job, danger is out there coming for you. It is the truth that you could die in this job, but this is true for all of life, and we cannot fear to live our lives.
Do not be afraid to live, for the end of life comes for all of us, and that is something we cannot avoid.
Be courageous in all that you do.
Be brave, and mighty unseen forces will come to your aid.
And closing: Honor For life!
Whaaaaa I Want I Want I Want Gimme Gimme Gimme
1. I have never had a Happy Hour or the Spotlight.
2. I have never had a blast or a ticker bought for me. I have paid for 3 and won 2 in auctions.
3. I have always paid for my own VIP. Don't have it now because I'm broke.
4. I have bought VIP's, blasts, tickers and bling packs for others, but never have recieved one.
5. I have donated millions of fubucks to people. I have never recieved any back unless I worked for it.
6. I have never been given an Auto 11 or a bomb, but I have given many.
7. I have never recieved anything higher than a 10 credit bling.
8. I have given 416 blings. I have recieved 192.
9. Tomorrow is my 3 year fu-versary here. I've been here since Lost Cherry and still have yet to make it Prophet.
10. I have never had my account deleted.
Some of you may think this is a ploy to get stuff, but if you really know me, you know that's not true. I see a lot of people on here, begging and crying for stuff and if they don't get it, they get all butt hurt.
Lose 10 Pounds In Front Of The Camera.
Photo tip of the day. Make you look thinner.Wow, take a picture and look 10 pounds thinner. Here are the secrets. Many of you have allready noticed that shooting from above with your chest out covers up the not so thin parts. It also makes you look up so your eyes look bigger. There are more ways to slim down in front of the camera. Women never face your body direct to the camera. Turn your body about 45deg angle away form the camera head tilted (either way for women (better to the camera for women) away from the camera for men) and chin down facing the camera. Turning your body away form the camera a little helps hide tummy bulge. Too much and it will be worse though. Head tilt and chin down help hide whats under the chin. Sit or stand up straight, chest out, bend at the belt line do not bow your back. Bad posture pushes out the jelly rolls and makes you look more rounded.
Hope this helps some. More comming on this subject soon.
Aloha, Part 2©
Walking arm in arm, we both reflected one what we had just had happened. It was only the first day of our cruise. Playing on the flight over, in the shower in our cabin, and then again out on deck, had been amazing. Here we were on a cruise ship, sailing around the Hawaiian islands, a lover's paradise. Islands to explore, black beaches, hidden water falls, it was going to be ours for the taking. But after seeing that, a whole new world of possibilities had opened up.
As we laid together in bed, I couldn't get the image of what we had watched out of my mind. After playing on deck, to look over and watch two other lovers, that had been watching us, enjoy themselves. You know I am all Toy's and she mine, but I could shake those eyes hers from my mind. As we finished our playtime, they were just down the rail. He leaning back, pants open, and his woman slowly making love to her mouth with him. Toy and I stood frozen, our eyes meeting theirs. He just smiled as his lover very so
And After All...you're My Wonderwall
there are many things i'd like to say to you....but i dont know how.
maybe....you're gonna be the one that saves me...
Today I must thank the following people for my giggles.
Wudegod (wudie) my very sweet handsome friend!!
Philemon (with those symbols i'm not smart enough to add)
Cubby (cuberoo) my favorite canadian :D
Mr Adorable my favorite fingering friend :P
*some guy who took me on an all day adventure last summer that ended with a most hillarious musical adventure
Robert who may be too sick to read this :P
and of course I must acknowledge the person who did request I sign in today :P FuzUrdaddy!!
Happy Friday everyone it is just yet another day for me to go to work so have fun, smile often. and for fucks sake get naked!
p.s. thank you Jim(gearhead) for always thinking of me even when I am not here xoxoxox
p.s.s. Bill you don't get mentioned because I will never have a day you don't make me giggle so I will just tell you I posted a blog when I call
I dont think there is anything more sad than a man trying to impress a woman by tellin her about his wealth and success. Nothing is more revolting than bragging, and when a guy mentions to me his huge house, or his paycheck, or whatever it is he thinks would impress the pants off of me, I just wanna puke in my mouth a little and chop his dick like a piece of liver.
The sadder part is, that there are women that would swoon and drool over brainless idiots like that. Just pathetic...
Does Everyone Have Their Panties In A Knot Today?
First the idiot with the kitty litter "mumm" has me blocked for god knows what reason, then the lil skank below him blocked me after giving her retarded butt ACTUAL, non mean advice...
Stolen From Philemon
I am a cuddler - False; not really
I am a morning person - True; sorta
I am a perfectionist - True; but more like have some OCDs
I am currently in my pajamas - False; a towel
I am currently suffering from a broken heart - False. Never had a broken heart
I am okay at styling other people's hair - False; I hate touching peoples' hair
I am very shy around the opposite gender AT FIRST - Very true; I am painfully shy...at first
I can be paranoid at times - False. ALL the time
When I get mad I curse frequently - True; I curse frequently as it is
I enjoy jazz music - False; I hate it
I enjoy talking on the phone - True; when at work
I have all my grandparents - False. Two are gone
I have been told that I am smart - True. I've been told that
I have bathed/showered with someone - True.
I have changed a lot over the past year - False; I havent changed since I was 5
I got a throttle cable for my motorscooter.That is all.
So, the luck has FINALLY struck me, and I found a chick on craigslist to mess around with. She is pretty cute, and is also a bitter sarcastic asshole. I have talked to her on the phone, and she lives like 10 min from me. BUT...
she has MS. So now I have no idea what that makes her like. Meaning, if she has some weird behvaior and shit due to it...
Should I do her?
[join My Religion]
You read that and thought I was an asshole didn't you?
Well geehow do you think I feel?
I'm keeping this short, because I want you to know only a few keypoints and its bedtime
1. I do not wish to subscribe to "Jesus Magic" weekly.2. Been there done that. Jesus is just alright with me.3. Don't talk about religion, abortion, the death penalty, or political parties at work.4. Don't talk about fight club.
I'm openly noncommitted nonorganized religion philosopher/buddhist with heavy deist leanings.
I am not agnostic. I am not atheist.I am not a godless heathen.A hereticmaybe.
I've explained this before.To anyone that asks.
When you ask me to go to bible study, when you know my belief system,
with hope and wonder in your eyes and smilelike you honestly think you're going tosave meconvert meconvince meshow me something I haven't already been bored with
expect me to laugh.
In fact when this exact situation came up today.I did just that.Honestly, who doesn't know not to talk about rel
Man 20 Rules ....
The Man20RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally,the guys' side of the story.(must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear"the rules"From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
10/22/09 Weigh In
repost from wrong blog postage
somehow i still lost 2 pounds... that is all i have to say about this today
Feel Depression Sinking
Those who are my real friends know that I lost my job in May. I have been trying to find a job since, applied to over 80 plus jobs, had 3 interviews only and no job offers. I feel depression sinking in, I cant sleep, my stomach hurts constantly and I find myself always crying. I worry constantly, how I am going to eat, how will i pay my bills i feel like its hopeless. Optimism is becoming harder and harder to achieve. I will be getting help through Vocational Rehabilitation, which helps people with disabilites find jobs. I was on the waiting list for several months and just now got off the list, and my unemployment runs out it two weeks. Even though I plan on filing for emergencey benefits, I cant help but think the absolute worst. I went to a psychiatrist, which is a requirement in order to get help through VR, and I was diagnosed with depression and anxiety. I am sorry if my statuses have been overly negative but I haven't been feeling really peachy lately. Thank you to the
Q2, Ole Friends And Camera Woes
Saw Queensryche for the 2nd time this yr at one of my fave local halls. Show was tight but seemed bout half the stage set was missing from the last, and they skipped over some very essential songs. Not sure what was up with that. Lita Ford was slate as the special guest, but actually didnt open up, she instead cameoed on a few tunes bout halfway thru the show. She dueted "Close My Eyes Forever" with Tate at one point.
Having been a musical figure here locally myself, occasionally I hit a gig that turns out to be quite a reunion of sorts. Last night was one of those. I couldnt walk ten feet without someone screaming "OMG!" and throwing arms out, or tossing up an elated high five. I had almost forgotten how good for the soul that was.
I bought a new camera Friday, an Olympus 12megapixel gem with alledged image stabilization that supposed to be the shit for action shots without blurring. But as it turns out, I am STILL in the market for a digi that will take crisp pix in low light for u
Like like like like.
That word like is over used.
Every other word coming out of people's mouths lately is LIKE.
I want to rip my hair out!
If I hear someone using Like every other word, I have to leave the conversation.
I've caught myself doing it.
But I can at least punch myself in my own face.
My Friend J, Everyone Should Have A Friend To Make You Laugh Like This
A friend of mine was up late one night playing on the internet. The next morning while we were on the phone, he decided to forward some of the messages to me. Please know that he is normal by all standards, this was only in good fun!
Ok, first we have the girl with vegetable fetish. Now, I don’t knock anyone with a fetish…but vegetables?
HER: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
HIM: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
HER: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
HIM: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see.
Then, I’m not sure how this one got started, but I can tell you it ended in me never asking him to bring me a pizza.
HER: what do you look like?
HIM: I've got blonde hair and blue eyes, and I work out a lot. I've got a part tim
Take My Hand
Take me by the hand,let me show you the wayto the promised land...this land may not alwaysbe pretty with rosesand rivers. but willshow you that youdont need the landscapefor beauty.the beauty will be in a lookor maybe in a caress,the movement of bodiesor no movement at all.they say that beautylies in the eye of the beholder. but to behold someone. means to care or to love someone. with out the mask that some may wearbeauty is in the heartand the heart will always show us the truth...
1/2 Man 1/2 Boy
1/2 Man - 1/2 Boy
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country . He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either.
He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer.
He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he
Playing With Myself
ok, no, lies. Suckas
Why are the mumms dead? And why are weird ass people hoggin up all the good blogs? WHY??!
ill make this short and sweet its not like anybody gonna read this anyway lol.but reason im leaving this shithole of a thing called fubar is cause u snobby ass ppl.unless ur some half dressed slut or got plenty of money to blow on here they have nuttin to do with you.im not only 1 who belives this.only reason ive held on this long is for a very i mean very few ppl on here but anyway i might pop in once ina while to check on those few ppl and just keep my page up just for them but rest of u fuckers can kiss my big fat ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Facebook has be come an addiction. Here's new quiz results. Bah!
I just took the "What Deadly Sin Are You?" quiz and the result is LUST.
your obsessive, sexual appetites, unlawful and unnatural to put this short your practically a sexual-addict
19 days until mah burfday & 5 mil to level, you should totally do something about that....and I want an Edward Cullen barbie doll so I can shove his head up my twat.
Need Ability Points? Buxx 4 Spotlight? Points To Level? Read On...
HELLO FRIENDS!!! SO HERE'S THE DEAL...
I NEED TO USE ALL MY ANGEL ABILITIES. SO I NEED TO ALTRUIZE SOMEONE, AND I NEED TO VOUCH FOR SOMEONE.
ALTRUIZING SOMEONE USES 8 ABILITY POINTS
VOUCHING USES 10 ABILITY POINTS. NOT SURE WHY...BUT THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
ALTRUIZING IS GIVING SOMEONE ALL THE POINTS YOU EARN FOR 12 HRS STRAIGHT
VOUCHING IS LETTING SOMEONE RATE AS MANY PIX AND PROFILES AS THEY WANT, AS QUICKLY AS THEY WANT WITHOUT ERROR MESSAGES FOR AN ENTIRE 15 MINUTES.
THE ONLY REASON I'M CHARING TO DO THEM IS B/C THE AMOUNT OF POINTS IT TAKES TO DO THAT FOR SOMEONE LEAVES ONLY ONE PIMP OUT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE CHARING RIDICULOUS THINGS TO ALTRUIZE...LIKE A HAPPY HOUR, A 135 CR BLING PACK, 2 AUTOS AND 2 BOMBS...JUST RIDICULOUS THINGS
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE OFFERING TO VOUCH FOR PEOPLE...SO I DUNNO WHAT TO RLY CHARGE FOR THAT.
BUT...I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU GUYS:
THE FIRST PERSON COMING TO ME TO ALTRUIZE THEM I
This Is Not Going To Be A Good Day
You know, normally I'm a very upbeat and optimistic person. I love being a happy person, it just makes life go so much smoother and the less small things upset you. But I'm not feeling very happy right now.
In fact, I'm feeling downright aggravated. This morning I woke up, relaxed, got ready for class, and went out the front door to my car to start my day.. only the fucking car wouldn't start. It has no power whatsoever. It is totally dead and I have no idea why. The automatic lock/unlock button on my keyring isn't even working. The lights won't turn on. Even the small little clock that is always on in the car is off. It worked just fine Tuesday night when I came home from my pick-up game and hanging with my bf. I didn't drive it yesterday. This makes me miss my first class, just great. I talked to my father on the phone and there's nothing he can do, understandable since he's at work. The same with my mother.
So I'm stranded home until my second class, which I now have to bike to
[more Altruz, This Time With Visuals]
Verniers on the calves and femur, six articulated on the backpack, one primary lift, 2 forward thrust, and on the shoulder under the gatling guns
medium build, hard corner joints and bevelled armor
Monocameral eye, antenae
Assault rifle with butt-mounted drum magazine (seriously, its so much real estate why not put a clip in the damn butt instead of a side upper or lower mounted protrusion) undermount grenade launcher with ammo drum
dual shoulder mounted articulated gatling guns with gigantor drums of ammo
forearm mounted beam sabre
right arm armaments
I have no fucking idea.
I'd like to have a bayonet shield arm with grenade launcher and gatling gun attachments.
I mean, it is kinda reminiscent of the actual AC 4 Altruz design... while still holding true to the church of gundam design.
Shields with weapons beingso awesome.
I'd go for that crazy jazz with extra bells and whistles and hip mounted this and ass mounted bazookas but who has the inclination after so mu
Bears Snuggie With Pocket
I am not 100% done. I have to finish the edges and make it shorter because this one is mine...but you get the idea. It's hanging on my dresser. The one I'm making for B will be navy with orange sleeves and a print pocket
P.S. it's supposed to be 60 degrees on Sunday ;x
The Art Of Stealing.
What color eyes do you have?
This lovely shade of brown,goes with everything.
How tall are you?
Right handed or left?
Lefty I am,I believe im the only one in my whole family that is too.
im 100% me,and 0 % you.
sorry,french canadian,Mi Kmaq Indian,Irish and I believe thats it.
Mother of 3,and student at the moment,left work after my last heart spasm.
Do you like your job?love it,I really dont see me doing anything better.
Any tattoos/piercings?The only things I have pierced now are my ears,I have 9 tattoos.
What underwear are you wearing right now?
The invisible kind?
What shoes did you wear today?
My purple ballet slipper style ones,it was rather warm here so I could totally get away with it!
Do you play video games?
Do I play videogames? *guffaw* *chortle* *snort* Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
Milfitaliano's Thanksgiving Auction
Im going to hold my first auction since my return to fubar. The auction will start on November 18th and will run for 1 week, ending on November 25th. Entry fee will be 250,000 fubucks, with the starting bid as 250,000 fubucks. So you will eventually get your entry fee back, hopefully plus a cash bid. CASH BIDS TRUMP FUBUCK BIDS!
I am also looking for someone to help promote. Either by donating a blast or ticker or stickying a bulletin, or making a cute bulletin.
Please keep this fun, I will not tolerate bullshit. If I hear someone bid and won, and didnt pay, they will not EVER be involved in another one of my auctions... Please have your entry fee and your list of offers to me NO LATER THAN November 18th @ NOON central please.
My world is falling apart. my eyes arenever dry..I seewhat you are doing toyourself. and thatyou want to die.The way you drinkevery day and nightevery one wonders if youwill ever see the light.You are loosing everything that used to matterif it ever mattered atall..tell me how you feelafter the fall.You are following in the steps of a fatherthat you never reallyknew.. and yet, you expectyour daughter to look up to you.Do you want her to seeyou dead, and blame herselffor something she had no controlof. does it matter that shedoesnt even want to be aroundbecause it seems likethe beer. is better than she is.that the beer was chosen over herand that it is and what took youaway from her.but keep going the way you areand kill yourself slowly. Im not sureshe and I can live with that any longer.We didnt ask for it. we arent the cause of itmaybe one day you will see the damage youhave really done.
Just A Few Lines........
So, I have survived two weeks of no shout box...........I know I cannot just stop fubar. I have failed in my past attempts to boycot any of the bullshit (see previous blog)
Good news...............I have not as expected committed corp. suicide........I have in fact gained 7,000 a year and a new title plus quarterly bonuses aside from the bi yearly ones I came to know and love.
moral is..............if you dont do it for yourself, nobody will............go fot it.........what you have to lose?
I Hate Myeself
I hate myself forfeeling the way i do. for believingeverything that otherssay is true.I hate to look in the mirrorand see emotion there.emotion so strongMeaning that i care.Careing is fragileas so is glass.just waiting for thingsto crumble and me fallback on my ass.I hate myself forseeing the real methe selfish personthat i have become to beI want to much.i love to muchi feel to much.believe to muchI will hate myself moreif i dont listen to my heartbecause if i dont heed itmy would will fall apart...
Wtf Replace Steven Tyler??
I just read an article that Joe Perry intends to replace Steven Tyler in Aerosmith. Now I understand that he's old and can't exactly perform the way he used too. The entire band is talented but who are they kidding? Aerosmith IS Steven Tyler. I could imagine them adding someone like Adam Lambert (only because of his flamboyancy) but no one will ever live up to the icon of Steven Tyler. Let me know if you agree or not. I'm just still in shock.
So, I've been hunting for a chick FOREVER. And I found a perfect one on craigslist, just my type. But now that I did...
I am not as excited about this than when I was searching. To make things worse, she actually wants me to talk to her. Yesterday we talked a bunch, and I had to tell her my cell was dying, and my messenger wasnt working. I dont want her as a friend, but as someoen with huge boobs and a vagina. Is it too much to ask that they dont talk?? Ughh...
I Am Not Cool
I know the lyrics to almost every song I've ever heard...no really, every one. Not the good ones...the complete shit too.
I first pierced my ear at 13 because of a George Michael video...yeah, I know...I know.
I've played to around 2000 people in a packed room chanting my lyrics. It wasn't as good as sex.....with100 burlesque dancing submissives...maybe.
I am remarkably cruel when you show weakness. No matter how crippling.
No matter how crippling my cruelty, I'm also convinced that my caring can reverse it...I'm wrong.
I have next to no regard for society and its norms...unless it's in a debate with some whiny anarchist. Then I'm the champion of the cause.
That last point is a summation of my character. Fuck...You...and now let me fuck with the rest.
My favourite colour was green as a child...and then I learned I was red/green colourblind.
I was an alcoholic by the age of 12.
Kerouac changed my life after I died. I became convinced that I could be S
And Now For Something Completely Different...
I'm making wallpapers. That's how bored I've become with this place.
Anyway...here are some of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm obsessed with vampires. Anyway...these are for MY use.
But I can make them with any theme. In fact...
So...who wants one?
I'm thinking I might charge Fu-bucks or something...but, we'll see.
How frigging lame am I?
Why did you came into my life when you could never be mine….. I know everything is wrong from the very start yet I still continue falling for you…. "Crazy" I call myself… falling for you when both of us have someone we call our own… Crazy because I keep on wanting you when you do not feel the same…. Wanting to call you, to hear your voice, to talk to you… even satisfied with your text message Doing all crazy things for you to feel my existence… but all are wasted…you still did not notice…. Why do I want something that is wrong to be right… Why time was wrong when this love came along…. Now everything is too late… pain is already felt… and yet I could do nothing… But to remain as a friend….. forever…..
If You Really Want To Know Click Here And Read...
Where to start? Hmmmm I am really not to sure. I do ask that you delete any pics of me on your profile if I made you a salute or you made me a pic. It is a very long story. I don't care to list it here. I have deleted most of my pics on here. My salute and a few feet pics are all that is left. I might even delete my account. I will be deleting my salute soon so if you wish to remove me because of having communications blocked to people without salutes that is fine. I have been slowly pulling myself away from here. Each day my permanent rank goes a lil' lower. Soon it will fade to nothingness I'm sure. I had fun playing the game, but it takes too much time. Those who I am close to already have my e-mail. I doubt I'll be missed here. So hit me up on messenger or via e-mail if you need me. I'll really miss some of you, maybe more than you know.
What's Going On With Me...
For anyone who has been curious about what's going on with me, here's an email I wrote a friend:
So basically what's going on with me:I have been off work on a medical leave for about 9 months. I was only covered for 6 months of leave, and then I was granted 3 extensions on LOA. I found out I'm supposed to switch to another medication and that's why they didn't let me come back. I found this out like 5 months into my LOA. So I'm like WTF why didn't anyone tell me that. So my doctor got ready to start me on the new med she prescribed it to me, I picked it up, and then got a call from her that HER boss called her and told her she's not allowed to prescribe or administer it. So I have to take it and go to a psychiatrist's office. Well the only psychiatrist that takes my insurance I've had issues with in the past. Basically they claimed I had an appt, I never got a reminder call or anything for that appt, never made the appt b/c I didn't want to go there anymore b/c I was uncomfortable
Womminz = Pervs
30 to 40% of x rated dvds purchased are going home with women
1 of 3 pornographic downloads are done so by women
yeah, this was the convo on the morning show this morning
oh and btw theres an online church...whats next
I Was Tagged
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. david is my middle name....no i'm not telling you my first name
2. i hate clams but love new england clam chowda...
3. i believe rock can beat paper...
4. i used to live in nyc...
5. i believe cheese makes everything taste better...
6. i enjoyed college WAAAAAAAAY to much....but still managed to graduate:P
7. i can't bluff at poker...or can i???
8. when i die i want my ashes scattered down the champagne glades of vail's blue sky basin...
9. i never told my parents i went skydiving....sorry mom
10. this is not weird or random but must be said as it sums me up....NOTHING IS MORE
Me And Stuffs
Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I am a fucking bitch (as I was so nicely told yesterday)
2. I have finally made peace with myself and am content with where I am in life.
3. I tend to piss people off on a regular basis.
4. I miss tae kwon do and haganah. I got into them because it's a great stress reliever and it is cheaper than anger management classes.
5. I have the most wonderful serial killer dog in the whole wide world! Even if he is only 2 pounds and silly as can be.
6. I danced competitively when I was stationed in Germany.
9. I have an intense dislike for most people, I tolerate the rest.
10. I love my job.
10 Things About Me!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I can't eat mash mellows, gummy bears, soggy corn flakes, jello and the like, I have a bad gag relex ever since I was a kid :/
2. I had a dream that went on for 2 weeks..
3. I help delivered a stranger's baby @ 2 am 3 years ago :) ..
4. I have not eaten bread in over 5 years..
5. I have not gained any weight ever since I was 19 so I wear the same size undies :)
6. I have a rare blood type, so I can't give blood or get..
7. I still have a T-shirt I have owned since I was 8 years old, I still have it and don't know why..
8. I hate TV, I watch tv prob 25 times for the
Boys And Girls In America
If you like the sound of a rock album that marries a rich storytelling in its lyrics with the kind of good time bar-room tunes one associates with Springsteen, and The Gaslight Anthem, then check out The Hold Steady's 2006 album 'Boys And Girls In America'. Because it's very good, and you'll thank me.
I open my eyes and stare up. In my momentary waking daze, I try to make sense of the unfamiliar rough-hewn wood where the ceiling should be. Ah yes - the log cabin - where sleep is deep and waking is a slow transition from dream to reality.I can see my breath in the cold air inside the cabin. The blazing fire we made last night went out hours ago and the cold winter air encroaches on our warm bed. We are protected with our warm overstuffed duvet, but I have to get the fire started again.
I creep out of bed quietly, so as not to wake you. It's freezing, so I grab my jeans and sweatshirt and head out of the room into the lounge. The fire is dead as I get into my cold clothes and hop around trying to get warm. I can see from the diffused light coming through the window that the sun is bright outside. But the window is still completely frosted, so I use my breath and the palm of my hand to clear some of the frost away to look outside.
A beautiful, sunny winter day! A fresh
Rip Db-never Take Life For Granted
I stopped at the High Spirits bar last night to have a cocktail and this happily drunken lady approached me and said "your that TP (company I work for) lady that I'm so jealous of." I was kind of taken by surprise! I asked her what she was talking about and she said that her husband had passed away 2 years ago and he talked about me all the time. I had no idea who she was talking about of course, so I asked for a photograph. She pulled one out of her purse and to my surprise, I remembered him! I am trained in my job to know what kind of car my customers drive, what brand of cigarettes they smoke, what they like to drink....... Habits and such. This guy was a NASCAR fan like me. It is just my nature to flip people shit when we have something in common. Kinda like friendly rivalry...... He was a Rusty Wallace fan, I'm a Jimmie Johnson fan...... I was so sad to hear he passed away! I was promoted almost 4 years ago and he was a regular customer at my old store. I had no idea I meant so mu
My hands smell like garlic. Ugh.
The Truth Shall Set You Free!
So yea, witty told me to check my spam, and this is what I found....
Date Real Local Cheating Wives
No wai! I'm signing up right now!
Natural male enhancement-it works
Great, I need more back hair, right?
Someone has sent you a $1000 Best Buy Gift Card!
If you can lick a stamp you can do this
Your Certificate of Achievement is Ready
Well, I have learned some rather amusing things about myself recently. I wanted to clear some of them up in case any of you all had heard them and either believed them and didn't want to talk to me because of shit you'd heard, or just wanted a good laugh.
1. I am an account hacker. Apparently I do this when I'm bored.
I have NEVER hacked anyone's accounts, be they Fubar accounts or any other account they may or may not have.
2. If it's not me hacking the accounts, it's my boyfriend, because he is a cyber cop.
Jarrod has NEVER been a cyber police officer. He used to be a deputy with Harrison County Sheriff's Office in Harrison County, TX. He NEVER worked cyber crimes or internet crimes of any sort. He is also no hacker. He is currently an instructor for DirecTV and has worked for them for well over a year.
3. I'm having affairs and flirt with everyone on fubar and anywhere else I can. I am never at home to take care of my man the way he needs to be tak
Titties make mouths happy!!!!!!!
that is all.
It Felt So Different This Time
I'm so sorry I involved you
In this little quest of mine
It's not your job to make me happy
It felt so different this time. I may have seemed so critical,
I expected far too much from you:
It's not your fault I'm insufficient
It felt so different this time.
I married at least two women
Whom I didn't like: I really thought That I could save them;
It felt so different this time. There must be some fatal flaw in me,
The pattern's there for all to see;
But still I feel I really love you,
It felt so different this time.
Forgive me all my personal intrusions,
If I must go, I understand,
I'm sorry if your lifestyle this way moves you; It felt so different this time.
Video in comments..as it posts much better...
The perfect breakfast: Biscuits and Gravy, Eggs over medium, turkey bacon, with a cup of French Vanilla Dunkin Donuts coffee
The perfect date: Somewhere new and unexpected, be creative and find out what I like first. If you're taking me on a date, you've had time to get to know me first to allow it. Thoughtfulness is key.
The perfect kiss: just happens naturally with little effort or force.
The perfect argument: resolves an issue. It's okay to argue and get heated about your side as long as there is some resolution at the end. A hug and a kiss with appreciation at the end.
The perfect man/woman: holds my interest, makes me laugh, trusts me, feeds my ego and allows me to be me.
The perfect shoe: Knee high black boots with 3 inch stilleto heels.
The perfect movie: makes me sigh at the end.
The perfect flower: is a classic deep red rose.
The perfect time of day: mid-afternoon with the sun high in the sky and all of the world's glory basking in it as the hussle a
How To Get Your Angel's ~ 250 Hottest Member Rates?
Angel's at level 35:
* You must rate 250 different "Hottest Members Overall" an 11.
* Rating them a 10 when they have auto's on does not count. Must be a true 11.
* You must rate members in TOP section NOT the bottom section.
* There is a special code in this particular box to make the rates count.
* Members must be online when rating them an 11.
* It will not always show you whether they are online or not, only if you are a friend.
Example: Last seen in 24 hours (you will not always see this if your not friends)
Look for one of these symbols next to their screen name. This should help you to determine whether or not they are online. If all fails you can try to pimp them to see if they are online but don't have to compete the actual pimpout.
* This must be done within a 48 hour time window.
Yes, you might have to purchase extra 11's to complete this:
This is where you go to buy them.
Don't worry about me,
You don't have to come here,
you see we won't be having
a Christmas this year.
If you're wondering why
we're doing this,
Let me tell you when it begun
it was Sept. 11 , 2001.
Something terrible happened that day,
and we still don't know why ,
but when it was all over
there wasn't one person
in America who did not cry.
When you're delivering presents
around the world and you see
my Mom/Dad in Iraq,
let them know we'll be skipping
Christmas this year, were saving it
for when they come back.
So take my presents Santa,
and give them to the soldiers
who can't be here,
tell them " Thank you " from me
and " Merry Christmas and Happy New Year"
Prepare To Die By Chocolate!
Choco-Holic Cake CAKE 1 pkg. (18.25 oz.) chocolate cake mix 1 pkg. (about 3.4 oz.) chocolate instant pudding and pie filling mix 1 cup milk 1/2 cup sour cream 4 large eggs 2 cups (12-oz. pkg.) Ghiradelli Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels 1 cup chopped walnuts GLAZE 2 ounces Ghiradelli Dark Chocolate 3 tablespoons butter 1 1/2 cups sifted powdered sugar 2 to 3 tablespoons water 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 tsp Orange Extract FOR CAKE: PREHEAT oven to 350° F. Grease and flour 12-cup Bundt pan or other tube pan. COMBINE cake mix, pudding mix, milk, sour cream and eggs in large mixer bowl. Beat on low speed just until blended. Beat on high speed for 2 minutes. Stir in morsels and nuts. Pour into prepared baking pan. BAKE for 55 to 65 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in cake comes out clean. COOL in pan on wire rack for 20 minutes. Invert onto wire rack to cool completely.
My Brethren, Its Been A Long Time Since I Seen Ya How Have You Been?
Some of you may or may not have noticed I havnt been around this place as of late...And honestly I havnt...Mainly because....well...its like this...
I watched too many friends turn to foes over who the hell knows, too many faces in this place and it starts with you hoes,
Might as well have multiples.... for all the faces put out, if thats the case, half you bitches need like 15 accounts..
Putting this in perspective couldnt be easier to do, if you feel a twitch when you read this im prolly talkin bout you,
Now im not the type to point fingers..like alot of you do, if you feel a twitch when you read this im prolly talking bout you,
You can always come and ask me, Drow why you so nasty? Im just sick of all you bitches under going persona-plasty..
You can love me up or hate me, bling these nuts or rate me, smile into my face then turn around and say you hate me...
Make me...justified in my rants, alotta dudes are wearing britches minus the nuts in their pants...
ok .. last night I watched the "latest" Harry Potter movie ...
FUCK ME RUNNING BACKWARDS WITH A STICK UP MY ARSE!!!! This was the first time I got to see the "new" Dumbledorfe ... he did a fairly good job, but like any actor you get acustomed to a certain person and no one else is capable. The move itself is well played out. BUT DAMNIT man ... I am NOW ready for the last two movies (Deathly Hollows is rumored to be done in two parts). Just needs to hurry up. Like most of the Potter series they do leave it open for the next one ... BUT not like this one ... the door is left wide open for all kinds of speculation.
Ohh and if you haven't seen it .... well, someone dies, and when he does you kinda expect and think he's just gonna jump back up and ask "Why is everyone gathered here" ..... but yeah, he doesn't and it goes on ...
To My Shockwave Family
Greetings to all,
I came into ShockWave not really expecting the hospitality that was shown to me. For that, I must thank all of you. These past two years have been really difficult for me and I couldn't really deal with people. Everywhere I looked I saw my friends turn into enemies. Because of that I had retreated back into myself and severed myself from the world. I just went about every day like a zombie. I figured that going into lounges and getting back in tune with people would be good medicine for me. However, that was not the case. I've been in plenty of lounges and in each lounge I felt out of place. Then when I came into ShockWave I was surprised at the kindness and hospitality of the members and staff. Y'all made me feel at home and shown me that there are still people out there with love and kindness in their hearts. I appreciate all of you and I am proud to be a part of the family. I love y'all very much.
Love and Light,
AKA "Night Wytch"
Where I Have Been Last Few Weeks
Well everyone keeps wondering where I have been..I have been in and out of the hospital with my son..Not just for his broken hand that he just had surgery ,but for some issues with his chest. I am unsure what is causing with problem and as much as we have been in the fucking hospital you would think that they could find out what it is . It started this summer when he went to basketball camp in Denver he texted me to let me know he was sick or something at least that is what he was told..maybe he had broncitis. Well being I was still in alaska its hard for me to deicided so wait till he gets back. When he gets back he seems fine. He tells me his chest was hurting him there and he was coughing alot and the coaches said was probably cold or something. Well since he has been back I have spent alot of time in the E.R. with him because he keeps getting these attacks that are just like heart attacks. The hospital says it has nothing to do with his heart and the heart doctor didnt really do
I hate going to the doctor.Yes, I’m one of “those” guys who will basically refuse to go unless there’s a shadowy robed figure following me around with a sickle in his hand. I take after my Grandfather on this. He went to the doctor once - after he got his foot severed under a plow. I think there’s some deep rooted thing about not being in control of what happens to me and a failure to acknowledge that I can’t always fix it with cough syrup and a diet of Wonder Pets Fruit Chews.So in the last 6 years I’ve been to the doctor 3 times. Once, I got bashed in the head with my surfboard and required stitches. (The plus side of that was I now have a sweet, Harry Potteresque scar between my eyes.) Another time, I went for a physical. The last time was for a sinus infection.So really, barring an emergency or a “turn your head and cough” trip, I only go when I get a sinus infection. I usually develop a cold about once or twice a year. No big d
Dj-138 "hiphop That Doesnt Suck" Mix W/tracklist
About 2 years ago, after a lifetime of devotion, I just had to walk away from Hip Hop entirely. The auto tune shit and Kanye and Soulja Boy was just too damn much. And sure, I kept hearing the phrase "you just gotta dig" over and over, but I never had much luck digging for this mythical real Hip Hop that supposedly still existed. Being rather bored with house music as of late, I decided to start digging, to see if there was any new Hip Hop that could get me excited again. Lo and behold, there is some really nice shit from the past year or two that I think many of you would dig. So this is an attempt to get some of that down in a mix for your listening pleasure. Detroit is represented HARD on this mix, with about EIGHT MCs putting in work, not to mention a few beats from J Dilla, somehow still prolific despite his death from Lupus almost 4 years ago* Aside from the artists on this mix, I also highly recommend this group Tanya Morgan - 2 MCs from Cincinnati and
[not Enough Nog]
I am a bomb of stress and hatred right now.
But I did have a really good angry wank over it.... *checks to see if he marked this NSFW*... *wonders if he really needs to as his reader base has pretty much quit the internet forever*
New furnace is in.New furnace is working... okay, I'm still wearing my coat and I can't feel my toes, but it IS above freezing right now. That's a step in the right direction.
Tomorrow is another 12 hour shift, my buddy wants to come in "real early" to tinker. I told him if he got here before 10 that I'd just take part of the morning off, I'm kind of tired of dicking with all this.
So... 8 hours within speaking distance of the biggest crush in modern history (and yeah... I'm really trying to think of her in those terms, its not so easy... even when she talks about how rich and muscley her boyfriend is)lunch1 hour for dinnerand we're back to work til 10:00.
on the upshot...
... on the upshot...
I have no fucking idea.
Okay: on the ups
Answer - Sarah Mclachlan
I will be the answer At the end of the line I will be there for you While you take the time In the burning of uncertainty I will be your solid ground I will hold the balance If you can't look down If it takes my whole life I won't break, I won't bend It will all be worth it Worth it in the end Cause I can only tell you what I know That I need you in my life When the stars have all gone out You'll still be burning so bright Cast me gently Into morning For the night has been unkind Take me to a Place so holy That I can wash this from my mind The memory of choosing not to fight If it takes my whole life I won't break, I won't bend It will all be worth it Worth it in the end 'Cause I can only tell you what I know That I need you in my life When the stars have all burned out You'll still be burning so bright Cast me gently Into morning For the night has been unkind
Give Without Revealing Who Gave
I ve been pretty much a grump for the last several years. and around the holidays it always got worst, with never getting at least a card from family or a bonus from work i just simply gave up on the whole thing. even went so far as maken myself dissapear so i didnt have to deal with it. But somthing happened on tuesday that got my full and undevided attention. Im a chef as you well know and i hosted a christmas party in our ball room that evening, and i happen to be behind a curtain and over heard two people talking. It was about one of there employees who wasnt able to come to the party, she was layed off a few days earlier and she had no transpertation and was about to be evicted. to make things worst her only child has down cyndrum and no father to be there for him. Well to make it short, it made me think of the way ide been acting over the years and it dawned on me, ive been expecting others to make me happy and all this time all i needed to do was just the oppisite and that is ma
[layers- Le Stolen]
Spell your name with bands/artists
Y- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
U- unwritten law
W- White Stripes
- name: Youwish.- birth date: 1/20/85- nicknames: Roadkill, Chief, Ace, ***- current location: my desk- eye color: Obsidian- hair color: dull copper- righty or lefty: 60/40 ambidexterous. Right dominant- best friend[s]: Brandon, Chris and my brother
- the shoes you wore today: Black Chuck Taylors. Lotops Fuck yeah.- your perfect pizza: Tutte Carne deep dish from Via's Pizzeria.- the last time you cried: uuuuuh... my brother's wedding?
- your best physical feature: My shoulders and my jaw
- most missed memory: My doggies.
- pepsi or coke: Coke- mcdonald's or burger king: Neither if I can avoid it, but I loathe BK- adidas or nike: ... chuck taylor?- lipton ice tea or nestea: Loose ceylon- chocolate or vanilla: vanilla- cappuccino or coffee: cappucino
I Cum Blood
Swollen with liquidReady to burstA load of my lymphWill quench this dead body's thirstOne month in the gravetwisted and half decayedShe turned a putrid yellowI pisse din her maggot filled assholeFucking the rottingMy semen is bleedingThe smell of decaySeeps from her genital cavityThe smell was unbearableAs I unburied herI cum blood from my erectionI feel it rundown her throat, swallowEyes glassy and vacantbody dug up to play withSkin greasy and nakedtounguing her rotted anusI need a live womanto fill with my fluidA delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and killher body exceptionalshe thought I was normalbut I wanted moreI came blood inside of herchocking on the clotgagging on the snotgushing blood, from her mouthbloody gel leaking outBody buried in a shallow graveUnmarked for none to findThe sickness I have left behindUndetected go my crimesThe greatest thrill of my lifeViolnet, climaxSerging serumon my skinBack from the deadI am resurrectedto spew, putrefaction
I was talking about this song to a friend, and thought I'd post it. The Velvet Underground is one of my favorite bands, and Lou Reed is one of my all-time favorite musicians/songwriters. I first found out about this song when it was played in The Royal Tenenbaums, and it just excited me that such a beautiful song by one of the greatest bands ever had my name in it. The funny thing is I really, really relate to the lyrics- to a ridiculous point, ha. So, hear they are, along with a nice little video of the song. Enjoy!
Stephanie says that she wants to knowWhy she's given half her life, to people she hates nowStephanie says when answering the phoneWhat country shall I say is calling from across the worldBut she's not afraid to die, the people all call her AlaskaBetween worlds so the people ask her 'cause it's all in her mindIt's all in her mindStephanie says that she wants to knowWhy it is though she's the door She can't be the roomStephanie says but doesn't hang up the phoneWh
Like June 1944When all our pappy’s went to warWe prayed before the radio-oh ohBut when the apple dropped that dayWe stood and watched them blow awayA people full of yesterday-ay ayCause we don’t think before we speakAnd we don’t stand up for the weakAnd we don’t listen to the freaks the freaksCause we don’t clean up our own shitAnd when refused we throw a fitAs we scream “I don-wanna-hear-it” “I don-wanna-hear-it”“Don-wanna-hear-it”Open refrigerator doorAll the same products as beforeCan’t find new places to explore-oh ohBorn with 5 senses but we seeMuch less of world realityDo you believe your lunch is free-ee eeCause we don’t think before we speakAnd we don’t stand up for the weakAnd we don’t listen to the freaks the freaksCause we don’t clean up our own shitAnd when refused we throw a fitAs we scream “I don-wanna-hear-it” “I don-wanna-hear-it”“Don-wanna-hear-
*guh* Raist Tagged Me :p
2009 IS ALMOST OVER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?Stayed single almost the whole year? Haha nope :PWere involved in something you'll never forget?Most certainly :DTripped over a coffee table?Not yet, but my Uncle took a header over the foot rest xmas day at Grans LOLDyed your hair?Nope. I earned my graysCame close to losing your life?NO but I felt like it..Saw one of your favorite bands/artists live?Yep 2 actually :)2009: Friends and EnemiesDid you make any close friends this year?Hmm yes I didDid you hate anyone?Hate.. no, thats a waste of energy but I dislike a few..Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future2009: Your BIRTHDAY!Did you have a cake?Nope.. and my fucking mother didn't even wish me happy birthday .. hehDid you get any presents?Yep2009: All about YOUDid you change at all this year?Yep went back to schoolDid you change your style?Neva!Were you in school?Um like duh.. up 2 qq
Amorosa = Fake.
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You're Bored, Admit It
Looking back did you ever think you would be where you are now?Not at all.Is there anyone getting on your nerves at the moment?Nope.Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you?I sure am wearing a ring. Tom gave it to me.Last place you fell asleep other than your bed?John's bedIs there someone that makes you happy every time you talk to them?There sure is
What's the age difference between you and your best friend?I'm about 6 months older than she is.How often do you talk on the phone?every day.Is anyone else in the room with you?There sure isWould you run down the street naked if it meant earning $15,000?Sure, it's a small street.Do you believe what goes around comes around?SometimesDoes it annoy when a person posts alot of surveys?Lol I don't care.What's the last thing you wrote in cursive?Just my name. I had to sign somethingWhat will you do after this?Go smokeDo you read magazines, or just look at the pictures?I usually just look at the pictures, I don't read magazines much.Who
Hosting A Auction!
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2. you must send me a link to the photo you would like to be used in the auction along with a list of things you would like to offer.
3. I will post all pictures with the list of offering on Monday March 1st and the auction will end 2 weeks later on March 15.
4. All bids must be paid to each member by that day all offerings are good to the high bidder for 30 days.
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Dedicated To So Many Fubar Folks
And since the alt text is so integral to the comic: "The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?' 'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'"
My Mama Told Me ...you Better Shop Around
one of my biggest fears ever is the dentist... due to being truamitized by one as a child. So when I became very aware I had to go back I found every reason to delay it. Then the predictible happened and I cracked a tooth right off leaving a gaping hole in my face terrific !!!! It drove me mentally nuts enough to drive me to try find one to work on me right away... I knew I had to get that done and the back of my front tooth where a small filling fell out.
I walked into the dental office by my store one I had gone to before for emergency work when I was crawling on the floor with the pain of an impacted tooth . They said the dentist could look at me right away. As I walked in I saw they did Botox and thought well cripes that freaking odd. She tipped me back in chair looked for all of 3 min and promptly informed me I was in big big trouble. I needed gum surgery on the broken tooth with a delay time of 6 weeks for the wound to recover and major work to build it to be able to place in a
Ok here's the facts....
I do not want your boyfriend real or fake ones! if your pissed that some guy you want has a 1000 female friends then your wasting your time even trying.Go out and get a real life and a real man or find a medication that works on your crazy ass brain
I just got news that a sweet man I used to work with (he actually worked for my mom at one point) passed away this week. He had colon cancer, and had a lot of complications. The visitation and funeral are at a funeral home that's just a couple miles from me, so I'm trying to decide whether to go - my mom's not even going because she hasn't talked to him in years.
I fvcking hate cancer. Why does it take all the good people?
Sad But True
The purpose of bringing a child into the world is to start BUILDING a family, NOT destroy two.
In Response To My Status
Just want to clear this up, thanks to those of yall who showed concern...
I had an arguement/miscommunication with a friend and was blocked. I asked that person to do something my status and that person's status response was something like "save the drama for ya mama. don't you have some exercising videos to do" (This person KNOWS I am very self conscious of my weight and that tomorrow I am starting a new program to help myself shed some lbs so it's a dig at me to make me feel worse about my weight)
So that's where my status came from. My mother is deceased, but she has been since I was 19. Sorry if I made yall worry and think she just passed away.
"If It's Magic"By Stevie WonderIf it's magic...Then why can't it be everlastingLike the sun that always shinesLike the poets in this rhymeLike the galaxies in time If it's pleasing...Then why can't it be never leavingLike the day that never failsLike on seashores there are shellsLike the time that always tells It holds the key to every heartThroughout the universeIt fills you up without a biteAnd quenches every thirst So...If it's specialThen with it why aren't we as carefulAs making sure we dress in stylePosing pictures with a smileKeeping danger from a child It holds the key to every heartThroughout the universeIt fills you up without a biteAnd quenches every thirst So...If it's magic...Why can't we make it everlastingLike the lifetime of the sunIt will leave no heart undoneFor there's enough for everyone
Dear MotherDear FatherWhat Is this Hell You Have Put Me ThroughBelieverDeceiverDay in Day out Live My Life Through YouPushed onto Me What's Wrong or RightHidden from this Thing That They Call LifeDear MotherDear FatherEvery Thought I'd Think You'd DisapproveCuratorDictatorAlways Censoring My Every MoveChildren Are Seen But Are Not HeardTear out Everything InspiredInnocenceTorn from Me Without Your ShelterBarred RealityI'm Living BlindlyDear MotherDear FatherTime Has Frozen Still What's Left to BeHear NothingSay NothingCannot Face the Fact I Think for MeNo Guarantee,it's Life as IsBut Damn You for Not Giving Me My ChanceDear MotherDear FatherYou've Clipped My Wings Before I Learned to FlyUnspoiledUnspokenI've Outgrown That Fucking LullabySame Thing I've Always Heard from YouDo as I Say Not as I DoInnocenceTorn from Me Without Your ShelterBarred RealityI'm Living BlindlyI'm in Hell Without YouCannot Cope Without You TwoShocked at the World That I SeeInnocent Victim Please Rescue MeDear M
I Have The Answer =]
How many of you have wondered if Mike pays for his Happy Hours or the bling he sends to people? I've wondered it for a while and I finally got the balls to ask him. Bottom up!
To babyjesus: hahaha. Nice. I thought maybe you just seen a dry spell in the HHs and thought if you got one, people would get more. babyjesus: yes To babyjesus: So I'm wondering....since this is your site, do you actually pay for the HHs you get and bling? I don't really care, just wondering lol.
There ya have it. He pays for his own shit =]
[edit: He did put a lil smiley face after his yes, but for some reason, it's not showing up]
I was sent a gift on here by someone I don't know. In it they made a comment about the person that use to own me and then linked me to a blog. Guess I missed something.....ugh. Figures.
Too bad I can't view the blog, I'm not "allowed".
"the Prayer For 2010"
H-A-P-P-Y N-E-W Y-E-A-R!!!!!!!,The first decade is gone from the 21st century and the time of THE LORD is at hand.I give my allegiance to the vision of GOD,HIS LOVE AND SALVATION for A-L-L HIS Children.
Concerning Our present days,I'd like to start with PSALMS 106 Witch reads;Parise ye the LORD.O give thanks unto the LORD;for HE is good:for HIS mercy endureth forever.Who can utter the mighty acts of tthe LORD?who can shew forth all HIS praise? Blessed are they that keep the judgement,and he that doeth righteousness at all times.Remember me,O LORD,with the favour that thou bearest unto thy people:O visit me with thy salvation;That I may see the good of thy chosen,that I may rejoice in the gladness of thy nation,that I may glory with thine inheritance. IN JESUS NAME,A-Men and Selah.
Ihope the new year has been very good to you so far,for we are a continually blessed people before and in GOD. I want to thank everyone one of you who has come into my mylife and enriched it greatly with y
[something I Stole From Someone I'm Barely Acquainted With]
If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims. You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way.
---Ick Disregards these disclaimers... and "rules".
1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 9:50 after a totally sweet dream where I was fighting with Blade and banging succubi.No really.
2. How do you like your steak?-- High heat in bacon fat seared on both sides barely medium. Finished with hand cranked butter or coarse sea salt and cracked pepper.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?--Jesus christ, it has been a while... uhfuck... fuck fuck fuck it was fairly recent, and it wasn't terrible. And it wasn't ninja assassin. That was the one just before (look... sometimes you have to watch a tardsy macho slasher movie). Totally forgot...
4. What is y
Not Always Right | Information Underload
Convenience Store | Seattle, WA, USA
Me: “Okay, ma’am, just slide your card and either select credit or enter your PIN.”
Customer: “It says credit. This is a debit.”
Me: “I know, ma’am. Just enter your PIN for debit.”
Customer: “But it says credit!”
Me: “I know, just put in your PIN like on any debit machine.”
Customer: “But the button on the screen says credit!”
(Seeing no end to this conversation, I put my hand over the screen and block her view of it.)
Me: “Okay, now enter your PIN.”
(She does so, and not surprisingly her groceries are paid for.)
My status yesterday was the famous "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?" In the spirit of the above phrase I set out to see if I could answer the question that many said couldn’t be done. So I set up my station at work and as luck would have it I was assigned Timer Test calls. What does that mean to you? Well unless you have an alarm system, it means nothing. However, to me it was the opportunity to seek out the answer. Because it was going to be yet another boring night making senseless calls to those that pay for a service however get pissed when you call to let them know there could be a problem. Back to the task at hand, shall we?
So as I took my first signal, I opened my Blue Tootsie Pop. To make sure I wouldn’t loose track I pulled out paper and pen to make tick marks in groups of 5. This making the counting process easier at the end of the search of how many licks does it take? Especially, since I am not a mathematici
I Just Couldn't Help It ... Seriously!!
poppalax: wanna see my big cock on cam?
To poppalax: wanna see mine first?
poppalax: your pussy? sure
To poppalax: I didn't ask you if you wanted to see my pussy
This d00d was no fun, what a party pooper
Beautiful Day By U2
The heart is a bloom Shoots up through the stony ground There's no room No space to rent in this town You're out of luck And the reason that you had to care The traffic is stuck And you're not moving anywhere You thought you'd found a friend To take you out of this place Someone you could lend a hand In return for grace It's a beautiful day Sky falls, you feel like It's a beautiful day Don't let it get away You're on the road But you've got no destination You're in the mud In the maze of her imagination You love this town Even if that doesn't ring true You've been all over And it's been all over you It's a beautiful day Don't let it get away It's a beautiful day Touch me Take me to that other place Teach me I know I'm not a hopeless case See the world in green and blue See China right in front of you See the canyons broken by cloud See the tuna fleets clearing the sea out See the Bedouin fires at night See the oil fields at first light And see the bird with a leaf in her mouth
The Snowflake Test
You Are Unique Because You're Curious
Unlike most people, you are truly interested in and open to the world around you. You don't judge anything until you know it well. You are happy to step outside your comfort zone to try something new. You are rare in your ability to take in many new sites, sounds, and ideas at once. You don't get overwhelmed. Like a snowflake, you believe life is more about the journey than the final destination.
The Snowflake Test
Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet
Pissing On Yoru Grave
Imagine youre dead. With where your life iz headed right now and haz been headed for a long time, describe how your grave site will look....including the surroundingz, the gravestone itself and what little paragraph might be on your epitaph. Be honest with this and take this with the "gravest" importance in your reply.
If you think i am hot... Well get over and rate me!!! Help a girl out!
If anyone has anything to inquire about me, I will answer to the best of my ability
I went and filed my taxes today. They said they were going to send me an email when the IRS accepted my return. I got that email a few minutes ago. I checked with H&R Block and they have already put the money on the card.
I know two of the things I want to get with my money, just don't know what to do with the rest. Instead of MuMMing this, I'm writing this blog.
I already know I need a car, so I would like to find one to buy. I'm not looking for a new one, just so long as it runs and is in good condition. I have to remember I have not only me, to haul around, but I will also have my boys.
I also want to move out., this however won't happen until my oldest son is out of school for the summer. That money I'm going to put in savings.
The rest of it...no clue what to do. I'm kind of wanting to go to DC and take my oldest son. I'm sure it's not that expensive.
So do I..........
Get a car and then put the rest in savings until I can move out
Get the car, put some in savings,
How To Keep A Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother5. a father6. a master 7. a chef8. an electrician9. a carpenter10. a plumber 11. a mechanic12. a decorator13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist16. a psychologist17. a pest exterminator18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father23. very clean24. sympathetic25. athletic 26. warm27. attentive 28. gallant29. intelligent30. funny31. creative32. tender33. strong34. understanding35. tolerant 36. prudent37. ambitious38. capable39. courageous 40. determined41. true42. dependable43. passionate44. compassionateWITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping47. be honest48. be very rich49. not stress her out50. not look at other girlsAND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself53. give her lots of spa
Made my first car payment today! I've had my truck so long that I forgot what it was like to have car payments. I don't like em (just so you know). I think I'll pay twice a month just so I don't have to pay for 3 yrs.
I still miss my truck. Stupid accident. *tear* It was old trusty!
My eldest daughter is planning to move in with her boyfriend. She's 19 going on 20 in May.
My ex wife, her mother so alienated her that she picked up her belongings on Christmas day and left for a town that's over 2 hours away by freeway.
She had my blessing to go live with a girlfriend, and I was aware that this girlfriend was also a friend and neighbor of the boyfriend, but now it looks as though the two of them have decided to quit pretending.
Her younger sister, who is 18 going on 10 has been transformed from an adorable little girl I once knew who loved her sister and her daddy, into a Myspace / Facebook attention whore of such a high degree it would shame many a Fubar attention whore. Volumes and volumes of photos with the pouting lips, skimpy clothes and me me me me me me me vibe.
I detest the person my younger child has become. But I blame her mother, who has been permissive and enabling her in this area. See, the ex wasn't very popular in school. Although she grew up
Behind Closed Doors Fubux Only Auction!
Behind Closed Doors Fu-Bux Only Auction!
This is an auction with a variety of the finest things of Fubar! The only way to bid is with Fu-bucks! No cash bids! Why am I offering this auction you ask? Because I know many others just like me do not always have the money to bid on auctions with cash bids, and would really like to have or really need the Finer things sometimes! I am in a possition at the moment to offer these things. I have decided that instead of buying these things for myself I am going to offer them up to others. I am at a comfortable level here on fu-bar and am not in a rush to get to the last level. I like being here and I like that it is fun to get to the top! So I can take my time from here on out!
1. To Bid on this auction you will need to do the following:
2. Go to my pic folder marked Behind Closed Doors Auction.
3. Click on each pic, the details for what it behind each door is located below each door only one item available of each item behind door.
My ex called me and said he found me a car. I asked him what was wrong with it and he said the wheel bearing. [umm, is that even how you spell it?] At any rate, he said they were asking $600 for the car.
Seeing as how I know NOTHING about cars, is that even worth it? How much would it cost to get the car fixed?
***ALL TIMES EASTERN***
Mon. Tues. Wed. Thurs. Fri. Sat. Sun.
10am-Noon Alabama Girl
2pm-4pm Crazy Beautiful
10pm-12am Shattered Shattered
01. Turf positions are given out on a TEMPORARY basis. Plz do not be disappointed if you are demoted. It usually doesn't mean you did anything wrong. More than likely, I'm just giving the position to someone who needs the bonus more. Also a member may not have more than one promoted position unless I think its neccesary and then that too will be TEMPORARY.
02. INTERACT with your turf family in the turf CHAT daily if possible. Those who are NEVER or RARELY ever ACTIVE in the TURF CHAT may lose their promoted positions. After all, this turf is about FRIENDS having a good time together, NOT about wins or losses. If you're not participating in the TURF CHAT, then you're really not participating.
03. You must have your ShoutBox accessible to the upper turf officers.
04. If you have been INACTIVE for longer than 30 days, your membership may be REVOKED.
05. Do NOT go into another turf or another players shout box running your mouth or being rude.
06. Do NOT get butt-hurt cause someo
Be Mine.will You?
It is 8 days until Valentines Day.
The one I would love to spend it with doesn't want to spend it with me.Sad I know.
So who will be my valentine? Let me know and blow my kisses my way.
The 3 Variable Funny Test
Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test ...
the Cutting Edge
(57% dark, 50% spontaneous, 37% vulgar)
your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John BelushiThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
When i approach a woman, should it be with my intellect or emotions? Comments are meant to be fun! brain Heart
Something I Started While In Jail And Have Yet To Finish.
It was a very cold night, I remember it well. Almost as if it were yesterday. I remember the moon was out in her platninum splendor. I forget the exact year, you tend to do that when ur immortal. Days, months, years...they all seem to just blend together after a while. I can tell you the year now, that is easy, but this story is not about now...it is about then. It is about who and what I am, and how I came to be. Now I know many of you may not believe me, for some of the things which I will tell you may destroy your little safe havens that you have illusioned yourselves with. You may not believe how the world will turn out to be. If this is the case, if you are afraid or to close-minded to accept what I am about to tell you, then do us both a favor and close this book. Sell it, return it, burn it, for I care not. For the rest of you who wish to know the fate of the world as you know it now, then by all means continue reading. Know that all I tell you is true and will come to pa
About Last Night
A friend got a few videos from the ball last night I will be posting them in the comments.
I will be stashing them as well since the wide screen format does not work in blog comments
Once upon a time In a small chateauThere lived a noble ManAs He dined one dayA rose bud in the garden caught His eyeHe never saw the thorn sprouting beneath her
"What a beautiful delicate thing""I shall nourish this exquisite object", He thoughtAnd when she was thirstyThe Man gave her waterThe thorn drank the excess
The bud became aesthetically pleasingInstant gratificationAll of the Mans expectations metExactly as He envisioned herIn the shadow of the rose the thorn grew
The Man showed her to everyoneThe rose was displayedJust Like the story of OEnjoyed by all who visitedThe thorn was never noticed
The Man spent many hoursInhaling her fragranceCaressing her soft petalsProtecting her from the windThe thorn stood erect and watched
One day the Man was called awayOn a business or political matterHe was not thereWhen the wind blewAnd the rose hungered for more
When He returnedHe saw to his horrorHis rose was goneAll that was left was one petalImpaled by the thorn
He went insid
>_< Wth Is Wrong With People In General 0.0
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Another Song/poem Im Working On What You Think?
She Falls on reasons all by herslef Everyone Love her but do does she love herslefperfection is empty all aloneLife of the party but she rather be homeLook in the mirror, do you see what i seetrying to igure out howe to be just me You think beautiful inside and outHow can you love yourslef but have have so much doubt ?As she brushes her long long hair stares in that mirror wondering if they careadoring eyes Like you never seen how can some so beautiful be so meanunder the pain and open up ur eyesnever seen beauty till i seen her crycryed for the emptyness and all the pain till she relized life is just gamein it to win or in it to loose the choice is yours so you better choose open your eyes and walk into the light dont fight with yourslef For theres no wrong or rightshe stepped out into the city dropping just on shoeshes not cinderella but any fairy tale will doshe steps into the moon lightpouting her lips knowing something not rightplaces her hand in the stream below wondering i
CLICK THE MOTHAFUCKIN' LINK BELOW THIS SHIT!:
Mmmmm, yeah - that beat is so ill
the first time, I saw your walk, I knew
I was goin in for the kill, duplicitous - genteel with a savage will. Like the lion on the savannah, who stalks the gazelle
So tender with your style, I stood there, straight still,and stared, stalked, watched, locked on without a fucking care.I wanted you to look - yeah, gimme that sexy glare.Your girls were like, look at him, hes locked on you, beware
he wants you
yeah, that beast right there.Yeeeah, this beast right here.I savored the way you tossed your hair,sexy blond locks, dancing in hypnotic layers
the way your thighs lusted at me - what a perfect pair.I wanted your unnnnh, yeah, I wanted to savor your garden with care,wanted to till, wanted to show you that I was for motherfuckin real.I wasnt gon stop until, you let me in the middle, til we made a de
The Men That Post Nasty Shit In Shoutbox & The Women That Let Them
while im ranting heres one more......OK THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!OK LOOK...YOU NASTY FCUKERS , posting sh1t in womens shout boxes sexually horrabile shit nasty videos pictures and stupid ass gross questions ...EFFIN STOP IT WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT LEARN THE DIFFERNCE BETWEEN A SITE FOR ADULTS AND A ADULT SITEAAND AS FOR THE WOMEN .... the ones that let them think its ok stop letting them treat you like scum demand they treat u with the respect you deserve you are not a peice of sh!tthey do it cause they think its ok and its not men we laugh at u or rant about u we do not get turned on by shit like thatwomen are emotional creatures u wanna get to a girl that way treat her like a human being a flower even ..... touch a woman heart and u get the world women dont like men that act patheic it does not make u look like a pimp we can tell u dont get any and that why u acct this way ur gross and patheic we want nothing to do with men like thatk thnx
My Ego Boost Of The Day.
I stopped at starbucks today and was sitting there at a table waiting for my cup o goodness.A woman comes in, smiles at me, orders her coffee, walks by and looks at my phone sitting on the table.She says, "can I look at that, I am wanting to get one, but they are not on in the store, so I dont know if I want it or not."I tell her to go ahead and show her a few things on it I show her how it works, the way the web browser works, the touch screen, how the address book works.She plays with it for a bit, gives it back and says "you have a new number in there now, you should use it later."
My day is good.
Fucking Pissed Off.
I am tired of all of it ok?
I will make a salute when I want to, don't ask me when or how I should make one, it's my FUCKING salute.
As for proof if I am real. honestly? if you think I am fake, report me and block me.
If you ask for a salute, I will think about it but do NOT fucking pester me every fucking day for one. I will make one for you if I want to, you stupid desperado. Urgh.
My yahoo/msn/skype/number, I don't fucking know you, do you think I will share it with you?
Cam sex/cyber sex? If I said no once, I mean it. Can't get a real woman offline, need to get a woman who might be a fake online?
Just because I don't wanna go on cam to flash you my breast I am a fake? HOW STUPID ARE YOU?
If your fu-man comes flirt with me, send me shite, blings me, do whatever with me, don't fucking come after ME. I NEVER initiate flirts with random strangers that add me. Grow the fuck up, it's the fucking internet you cunt bag. If you can't handle your man online, you shouldn't have a man
WHEN YOU FIRST MEET SOMEONE,ITS OBVIOUSLY LUST~~ THEN YOU GET TO KNOW THEM AND ITS ATTRACTION~~IN TIME YOU MIGHT CALL IT LOVE~~ FOR ME THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH~~I WANT THE LUST~~THE PASSION~~THE ATTRACTION ~~AND THE LOVE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT~~
WHEN YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON ALL DAY AND CAN'T WAIT TO BE WITH THEM OR TALK TO THEM~~WHERE YOU KNOW EACHOTHERS NEXT WORDS~~ WHEN YOUR HEART IS TELLING YOU THIS ISN'T YOUR NORMAL ATTRACTION, IT GOES DEEPER THAN THAT!~~
WHEN THE FEELING YOU HAVE IS NOT LIKE ANY OTHER FEELING YOU HAD FOR ANYONE~~ WHEN TWO HEARTS BEAT AS ONE ~~ WHICH IS CALLED FINDING YOUR 'SOUL MATE" ANYONE CAN SAY I LOVE YOU, BUT ITS WHEN YOU FIND THAT ONE PERSON AND YOUR HEARTS BECOME ONE THAT YOU KNOW YOU COMPLETED YOUR SOUL~~
WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE IT IS SO INTENSE IT TAKES YOU TO ANOTHER PLACE!! OUR BODIES SO INTO EACH OTHER WE FEEL LIKE WE ARE CONNECTED~~ TO THE POINT THAT I SAY NEVER TAKE IT OUT!~~ STAY IN ME!!~~ AND HE SAYS " I WANT TO TASTE YOUR SOUL"
SOME PEOPE GO A LIFE
I dreamed of you.....
At night you would sneak in my dreams. Lay next to me. Your arms around me. Your breathe on my neck. Feeling the heat of your body warming my skin. Feeling your hand move, as your finger tips run down my side. My skin tingles from your touch. The softness of your lips on my ear. The fire of your words as you whisper "i need you. I want to feel our bodies melt into one."
You press your body harder into mine. You legs slips between mine Letting me feel the desire you have. You hand roams over my breast. Teasing my hard nipples A slight moan escapes my lips. The strength of your hand kneading them.
Moans get louder. Lips pressed against each other.Lips parting as our tongues dance with each other. Your hand grab mine. Pulls them above my head. Holding them there. The full weight of your body on mine.
The next sensation is the feeling of you slowly slip into me. Pushing until you can go no further. Holding tight against me. The wetness caressing you. Pleasurabl
how the fuck does it work?
I sent one to where it says, but it came back. =/
About... Myself Lol
Question #1: Age
soon to be 24.. then 25... then 26...... and so on
Question #2: Sex
yes please! ... oh i mean.. well female....
Question #3: Current Location
Question #4: Hair Colour
umm brownish... sometimes black.. red... purple
Question #5: Eye Colour
Question #6: Do you smoke?
My Heart....part 1
Well I haven't written in a blog in a while,Alot has happened since then some things good somethings not so great.All in all last year is most likely a year I will never forget!Some of you are probably thinking what is she talking about...Well I met a man who i thought i was going to spend the rest of my life with, but as the year went on things changed for me in so many ways. I lost my job at Target in Febuary and i am still looking now. Something will turn up I am sure of it, ill just have to keep praying and looking a little longer than expected. I fell in love with someone who I thought loved me as I loved him, but as the year went by I learned that he wasn't the man I thought we was. He was sleeping around on me. He admitted to me that he cheated. Which ripped my heart into pieces and I never in a million years through that would happen to me.While he was cheating he missed the most important thing to ever happen to a couple, I learned I was pregnant, but before I c
Kind Of Let Down.
Not that I think I'm that great..but I really thought I'd get more offers for fuMarriage, seeing as how I'm paying for it.
Yeah I know I'm not that big of a point whore, but most of my friends aren't anyway.
So what's wrong, why aren't you asking me???!!
Yes I know some of you have, I'm just wanting a little more to chose from lol.
What's Your Stereotype?
You Are a Geek
You love to learn, especially when it's about technology. No subject is too obscure for you. You enjoy tinkering with things to see how they work. You aren't a traditional learner either... you need to hack around to figure things out. You may have the brains to be a super rich Silicon Valley geek, but you're truly content to have your own favorite projects, subjects, and toys. For you, being a geek is not about the glory. It's about a love of digging deep and truly understanding the world.
What's Your Stereotype?
Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone
What Is This?
mystery recording...discuss what you think was broadcasted here.
Love is a dance, a dance that never ends.
Love never dies, not as people die. It lingers in that distant gaze into nowhere, it hides in memory.
The bond between two hearts never dies. A perfectly smooth chain, it forever binds. Though seperation may stretch it impossibly thin, it endures.
Some say animals have no need for love, that thier bonds are just part of everything. But Swans bond for life, for them it is everlasting. A mother Bear will fight to the death for her cubs, a life worth dying for. No thought of love? Love without thought.
Humans gave love a name, just as they filled the starry sky with heroes and monsters, because this turned them into stories. We love stories because once something is a story it can be changed.
Theres your problem right there.
We danced around each other, exchanging possiblity with fantasy, desire with dreams. It worked perfectly, that is until the false cob of your past could no longer stand you to c
The boyfriend's Mom told me about this dog. Said it was funny. I have to admit that I did chuckle a bit.
Anyway, thought I'd share.
Edit: video in comments. Grrr!
Not Even At All
I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme. I hate it… I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh; Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you; Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
I hate feeling so damn down :( I have done nothing but cry the past 2 days. Most of you know I live in transitional housing for now, and was told I couldnt hang around with a certain friend anymore cuz they drink. WTF! I am old enough to make my decisions and I dont drink either... Then there is alot more going on here at the house with me. Yesterday I got pulled into the staff meeting on got put on the chopping block or so I felt. So many things they are making me do, I was about to leave here yesterday, I didnt care if I had to sleep in my car. I am dealing with major depression in the worst way right now, then to find out on top of that I am ocd, that I frggin hoard things :( Right now I hate life, but keep I got to try my best to keep keeping on.... I miss you all so much, sorry I am not around a whole lot anymore :(
Which Heavenly Virtue Are You?
You Are Temperance
You believe in all things in moderation - including virtue. You try to be virtuous, but not too virtuous. You try to practice self discipline, but you don't deny yourself pleasure. You try to walk the middle path. You are very mindful and observant. You are aware of your surroundings and your own impact on the world. You try to tread lightly and inflict as little damage as possible. You want the world to benefit from your existence.
Which Heavenly Virtue Are You?
Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet
so yesterday i filled out an app online for famous footwear near me and today they called me for an interview...they asked if i wanted to apply for sales associate or assistant sales manager because of the info on my resume thingamajig...i told them associate for now til i get a feel for the store and what not and then maybe move up
so i go in tuesday at 4 for an interview...wish me luck and stuff...i wanna rub boobs for luck but mine are chaffed so any volunteers?
Since there is plenty of fubar drama occurring, I think there should be a soap opera called" As the Mummers aand Bloggers Turn".
Tom Told Me To Do This
Yes, this is my 3rd blog today. But apparently I should put this link in a blog. The wonderfully smart Tom said so.
Go there and you can ask me any question you want. I'll answer!...that's the point, right?
Anyway, if I get a bunch of questions...Tom will get something. I dunno what yet though.....
So apparently last night I was mumbling in my sleep . This happens sometimes when I drink . Mrs.Villain says mostly it's always jibberish or strange combinations of words such as " purple monkey buttered babies" or " giant snowflakes on fire" . Anyhow last night as I have been told (she took 10 minutes of laughing about this before she could finally tell me what she had said) that I let out some strange demonic yawn and then clearly said " Must eat brains , mmm Brains" . I wish I knew what I'd been dreaming.
The Body Is Natural
We are all born with natural intuitive abilities, but as we grow it often leaves us through conditioning from adults. So much of the human experience is removed from nature that we tend to forget that we are products of the natural world. At the moment of birth, we are perfectly attuned to nature. Our feelings are an authentic response to the stimulus we encounter. We interact with our environment viscerally, desiring only what is necessary for our survival. And, if we are lucky, we take in nourishment in the form of pure mother’s milk. As months and years pass, however, we discover the sights, sounds, and scents of the synthetic world. Though these often momentarily dazzle us, the dim memory of our naturalness remains. When we embrace the notion that human beings are inherently natural, bringing it to the forefront of our day-to-day experiences, we achieve a new level of wellness that boasts nature at its very core. We innately understand
Look How People Can Sound So Stupid!
Your stereotypes are s t u p i d .
I'M S K I N N Y , so I M U S T be b u l i m i c / a n o r e x i c.I ' m E M O , s o I M U S T c u t m y w r i s t s. I ' m B L O N D E , s o I M U S T be a s t u p i d d i t zI'm N O T L I K E EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a l o s e r.I ' m G A Y , s o I M U S T h a v e A I D S . I'm a L E S B I A N , so I M U S T h a t e m e n .I S P E A K M Y M I N D, so I MUST be a b i t c hI'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm an A T H E I S T , so I MUST h a t e t h e w o r l d .I DON'T HAVE A R
..was the name of the MuMM I was blocked in. She deleted my comment too. Ugh. Oh well. She proved my point.
In her MuMM she asked people to tell her music to download because she deleted all of hers. I said that she shouldn't download music just because people are telling her and that it sounds like she's just trying to "fit in". Anyway, she says she's only downloading music from artists that she knows. Ummm, then I said she wasn't starting fresh fresh. That starting fresh would mean that she would download music that she's never heard. Yanno, NEW things.
Oh well, I'm blocked and my comments were deleted. I guess she doesn't like when people prove her wrong.
Progress Versus Status Quo
I challenge us all to progress as a nation rather than choose to cling to outdated ideas. I challenge us to choose to be better than remain status quo. Our nation must be better if we are to have a future worth living on our planet. And, if you do not care for your future then I beseech you to look deep within your own humanity. The future of us all is at stake. So are you going to choose progress or remain status quo?
Thought For The Day ....
March 24, 2010 ~ Wednesday
Minding my own business, as I usually do on FUBAR because I'm shy & stuff, I get this mental case in my shout box ....
ems1160: question for yaTo ems1160: yepems1160: you are in a bathroom stall smoking a cigarette suddely a penis comes through the hole and the voice on the other side says "surprise me" what would do?To ems1160: put my fuckin cigarette out on his dickems1160: ouch! any warning firstTo ems1160: and tell him ... SURPIRSE MOTHER FUCKERems1160: ouch! youd really put the cigarette out on his unsuspecting penis?To ems1160: now get your ass outta my fuckin shout box with that bullshitTo ems1160: if he's stupid enuff to stick it thru the hole ... hell yeaThought for the day????Don't put your fuckin dick thru a hole ... Especially if I'm the crazy bitch smoking a cigarette on the other side
Useless Information I Discover While The Rest Of You Are Sleeping.
RANDOM USELESS TRIVIA
The eight most popular foods to cause food allergies are: milk, eggs, wheat, peanuts, soy, tree nuts, fish, and shellfish. The early occurrence of a foetus yawning is at eleven weeks after conception. The average ear grows 0.01 inches in length every year. The gastric flu can cause projectile vomiting. The Dutch are known to be the tallest people in Europe. Studies have shown that the scent of rosemary can help in better mental performance and make individuals feel more alert. Some brands of toothpaste contain glycerine or glycerol, which is also an ingredient in antifreeze. Soaking beans for twelve hours in water before they are cooked can reduce flatulence they cause. Scientists say that babies that are breastfed are more likely to be slimmer as adults than those that are not breastfed. Scientists have determined that having guilty feelings may actually damage your immune system. Research has indicated that approximately eleven minutes are
[six Shots And A Box Of Babies]
I got invited to drinks with girl and the roommate, and had a great time. We went to one of those not quite a sports bar, not quite a pub joints that pop up all over
everywhere, but particularly topeka and lawrence.
Had a great time. Had a beer the size of a cow femur (no really) and told some of my A material.
I think I'm in good with the friend.
That's always a plus, and I got invited to make it a thing.
I like that idea.But I won't always be as on as I was last night.I'll eventually run out of interesting new things to say.
Such is life.
The real twist in this story is I left Clover out for a few hours today, cuz, y'know, she should be done with her girly issue, and before I left to go back from lunch. I go out to pat her and tell her byeand she's pawing at this weird puff of hair and leaves
and I look at it and I think "man, its something dead," so I nudge it with my foot and there's nothing underneath... but it squeaked.
...puffs don't squeak, so I look to my right,
I think I'm still a grand ahead of schedule... I've calculated my bills, my emergency spending (tire), my hobby spending, and my food spending this month.
I need to stop dropping so much on specialty foodses... but its their own damn fault for being so yummy.
Basically, my tax return paid my taxes. For some weird reason my Feb gas bill was twice my january bill
I even compared and contrasted how much I had consumed on the bill. It certainly wasn't twice as much :/
Whatever, these people fuck me all the time, its actually factored into my budget.
The exciting news here is
I fucking found a scrap build supplier, a hand-drill set that will work for my riveting (among other things), sandsticks (these were a bit pricy)and did I mention
FUCKING SCRAP BUILDING MATERIALS!?!?!
No resin yet. I keep asking my sister in law where she gets hers and she says she buys it fromof coursea hobby store that is not in topeka.
Also I found a cheap cheap cheap metal pa
Twice As Good
February was full of changes for me and thus far am quite happy with the changes.
March has been much the same and now April is coming.
April is another month of changes as I make the decision to expand in one of my offices. The person I share an office with is not going to be able to continue to offer services and I agreed to welcome to my practice. I will be taking care of business tomorrow and set things in motion for April. I am going to be very busy between the two offices and am looking forward to the challenges I will be presented with.
I will post pictures as I get it all put together. I must thank Wiz for his contributions a long time ago...now I will have the beaches poster in my Ft Wayne office and natures heart in my office in Muncie. If I ever reopen one in Indianapolis I will need another one :) (right now i am hoping to get them to come to Muncie)
Rhyme Session With Ant
You might say that I'm apathetic. I don't care enough to dispute that
ANT the RANT Brass Knuckle Poets Society said:
Apathetic to protect what beats so fragilely, Pathetic to think I could defeat feelings that I truly believe,Sympathetic to such a degree, that other people couldn't care to see,When a heart bleeds, what pours out is what we unwillingly concede,We hold fast to our dreams, and don't speak of these things that make us weak,We wear our masks, and conceal our true selfs, for fear of being a human being,Emotionally upside down, so much that we can't tell the floor from the ceiling,So we sit spinning on ceiling fans, grinning ignorant and feeling grand,Watching the coffee table circle around our dangling hanging hands,reaching for the remote for a semblance of control, over our daily demands,In this digital world, of holograms, and personality scams it's hard to be a man,My keyboard holds the key to my plans, I hit.. Option, then Escape, with Command.Abort ta
I rarely ever really write movie reviews. When I do, it's not ever really long and I don't give much of the movie away. Anyway, here is my review.
Last night I watched "Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day".
The only way you would even begin to understand it would be watching the first one. The first one is amazing. If you haven't seen it, do it...NOW. Boondock Saints. Get it.
Now on to the review for the sequel.
I had my doubts because most of the time, sequels aren't really all that good. This one is ALMOST one of those movies.
The time between the first one and this one is 10 years, so all of the characters have aged. Some more than others. But I can overlook that.
At the beginning of the movie the editing is really choppy. I think they could have done a little better on that. It's still something that isn't horrible. They have a few new characters in the movie. I was a little worried about them when I heard about it. I'm really not sure what to think about it. They jus
Fly High Maji
Just fyi, just about everyone but Southwest charges to check luggage in, 60 dollar minimum. Lil info so ya dont get a surprise at the terminal.
After having my even trial sized toiletries raped and discarded, I had shaky "hold onto your drink" ride to Atlanta. Not sure where the turbulence was coming from, sky was clear, but there was definitely pockets of non-resistence, yielding that momentary weightless feeling repeatedly over SC and Georgia.
Atlanta still proves to be my rabbit foot airport. Im 3 for 4 there with winding up with my gate being directly across or in short sight of the loft bar with its own escalator, formerly the Anhieser Busch beer garden, recently changed to the Hieneken Hole, but still one of the few concourses you can have a drink and a smoke. Their alledgedly free wifi is a labyrinth of redirects that basically make you give up and elect to blow 5 bucks on a direct paid connection, scavengry abounds, but not enough to lure the kid today.
Uninspired (i Wrote This) Comment It :)
Ununspired unspoken still i have so much to sayi feel nothing still i am consumed by feelingsUnder achivedstill i over do thingsnothing to dostill i cant get enough donemany thoughts run throw my head still i cant see them the way i need toim not blindbut i cant see at timesim aware of everythingstill im cluelessi have faith in everyone Still trust no one i want so much still it means nothing to mei treasure the things i treat like shitim too fatand still too skinnyim so beautiful but what is beauty to you?So cool still so lamei get told im hot yet im so cold im so diffent still so plain i express myself still slienced can you hear me ?HELLO? AM I HERE?
Rip Lee Ann
Ill always Miss you Lee Ann, You were by far one of the best people Ive ever meet. Your forever in my Heart, an you will neve leave. RIP My Angel! you may be gone but you will never be forgotten in the hearts of many... as you told me word for word it apiles to you to quote "You are as precious as the air we breath,as fresh as a mornings rain, and as hot as a summer day." I Miss You Girl. RIP My Angel.
"Death is a heartache no one can heal, Love leaves a memory no one can steal"
This song is called heaven was needing a Hero, Just reminds me of Lee Ann
Lately I have been feeling sick and hoping I could catch a trend at the timing and/or food intake
now, I'm thinking of just going on a diet of sorts which hardly anyone follows so I probably wont stick with this plan either
being pregnant, I wonder if following recipes on a diabetic cookbook would be a bad thing or a positive thing
PM me or comment with healthy food ideas
oh and btw I may be anemic but not diabetic, in case you are wondering
what the hell is up with the blog settings?
Are You A Good Witch Or A Bad Witch?
Tell any non-Pagan with a sense of humour that you are a witch and this familiar question from the Wizard of Oz is usually the response you receive. The familiar reply of Neopagans is “none of us are bad witches, we are only good! We worship the Earth Goddess, eat vegetarian, and hug trees!” Your average arm-chair Pagan with their nose in a book will say: “That’s just a myth, there are no divisions in witchraft and there’s no such thing as bad witches and there never were! Witches were village wise women and men, healers, diviners, and they would never hurt anyone!”Well those are both lovely if naïve viewpoints akin to removing all the negative cards from a tarot deck and leaving only the positive ones –you can still perform readings, but they will not be complete, truthful, or balanced. A short peek into history as well as local folktales shows these viewpoints come up short on truth. Look to the classic works of the founders of modern witchc
I Do Vote Sometimes, But I Don't Write
I DO vote sometimes on leveling mumms, but I only write nsfw mumms, I am into leveling by rating people's profiles, photos and blogs. Get used to it, damn!
Good evening, Fubar. Allow me first to apologize for the constant mumming. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this April the 17th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into boxes, and men with orange names will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is somethin
The Awakening(Author unknown)
A time comes in your life when you finally getwhen, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries outENOUGH1 Enough fighting and crying and blaming and struggling to hold on. Then, like a child quieting down after a tantrum, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world through new eyes.
This is your awakening.
You realize its time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to magically appear over the next horizon.
You realize that in the real world there arent always fairy tale endings, and that any guarantee of happily ever after must begin with youand in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance.
You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what you areand thats OK. They are entitled to their own views and opinions.
You learn the
My Fucking Band
Take a fucking look at the video I just recorded and uploaded to youtube.
It's my band's recording session today and it fucking rocks.
PS, I love sex.
Tired Of Pundit Rhetoric
Tired of Pundit RhetoricI am an American, born and raised in New York and traveled to ALL the states throughout my years as well as well traveled in all continents with the exception of Antarctica. I have not led a sheltered life and believe in the United States Constitution wholeheartedly. I am a proud mother who's only son is serving his third tour with the United States Army fighting in Afghanistan as a result of the terrible terrorist act on 9/11 that claimed 6 family members their lives. I was one of the lucky ones who barely made off the 74th floor of WTC 2.I am a fiscal conservative (by not spending more than I make nor have any credit cards, outstanding loans or debt) , a registered Independent, a conservationist, environmentalist, humanist and spiritualist.I read and watch the news from a variety of sources (local, national and international) to form a well rounded awareness of what is going on in this place we call earth and I have to say one thing... I am tired of all the so
By way of an update from my previous blog;
I've known I would be making this drive for several days now and today I drove down to see Pete. Not Pete the fireman but Pueblo Pete. Pueblo Pete was expecting me and invited me inside. Just inside the front door, are you sitting down? Just inside the door was Dream Dachsund. Not "A" dachsund. Not "another similar" wiener dog but the same motherfucking shape shifting wiener dog from the other night. I greeted him as a friend. Didn't even bat an eyelash when a Buddhist monk walked in and sat on the couch across from me in full on gold flowing robes. It's been quite a day.
Previous blog. Wiener Goats.
So someone's left their wiener dog in my bedroom and more specifically it seems, my closet. And I'm pissed. Pissed so bad in fact i consider beating the dog cause I don't know how long it's been in my bedroom but I'm positive it's been so long he had to have dropped a dooky somewhere.
I never did find said dooky and like
I am making a pledge, that while there may be religious and cultural content in my mumms and blogs, political content will be near to none!
To All My Dear Friends Who Helped Me Level ( I Hit Oracle )* I Just Wanna Say Thank You Plz Read*
TO ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS WHO HELPED ME LEVEL ( I HIT ORACLE )* i just wanna say thank youThankyou soo soo very much for everything ...I know it was a lotta hard work helping me level, rater it was sending me blings,autos ,bombs,happyhours,rating me till ur fingers hurtor just putting up with all my annoying ass messages , constant update status LMAO!Anyhow......Thank you all we did it ! i hit mygoal Im now oracle and I can pimp ...my pimps will be free just ask ill get to u when i as i only have 3 a day :)ALL MY PIMPS ARE FREE I TRYED SO HARD TO LEVEL SO I CAN HELP MY DEAR FRIENDS THE WAY THEY HELPED ME XOXOOXOXOOXOI LOVE U ALL THANK YOU SOOOO SOOO VERY MUCHHHHHYOU BETTA COMMENT THIS HAHA MUAHZ!!!
Moonlit walk hand in hand
dreamy ocean waves crashing
wind blowing soft kisses upon their skin
Dancing stars upon the water
Twinkling bright eyes shining
stopping to gaze upon glowy skin
they kiss, soft and filled with love
Grasping hands they walk on.
I Truly Tried
I truly TRIED to not write so many mumms today, didn't succeed. Should I try to stretch out the mumms to five a week instead of five a day?
Running For The Door
So I've had this "girlfriend" for several weeks now and I still find myself fighting the urge to run for the door. She fulfills all my requisite attributes.
1. She cooks cornbread
2. She's been single for more than a year
3. She's over 5'6" and attractive.
4. She's knows her "there, they're and theirs."
5. She squirts when she fakes her O's (honestly more of a bonus than requisite).
Am I just anxious she may be blocking the door with bulky furniture, credit card offers and girl junk or am I a hugely codependent pussy and should GTFO before it's too late (which is prolly already too late)?
Leave The Pieces
by the Wreckers
You're not sure that you love meBut you're not sure enough to let me goBaby it ain't fair, you knowTo just keep me hanging 'roundYou say you don't want to hurt meDon't want to see my tearsSo why are you still standing hereJust watching me drown?And it's alright, yeah I'll be fineDon't worry about this heart of mineJust take your love and hit the roadThere's nothing you can do or sayYou're gonna break my heart anywaySo just leave the pieces when you goNow you can drag out the heartacheBaby you can make it quickReally get it over withAnd just let me move onDon't concern yourselfWith this mess you left for meI can clean it up, you seeJust as long as you're goneAnd it's alright, yeah I'll be fineDon't worry about this heart of mineJust take your love and hit the roadThere's nothing you can do or sayYou're gonna break my heart anywaySo just leave the pieces when you goYou're not making up your mindIt's killing me and wasting timeI need so much more than thatYeah, yeah, yeah
Depraved Answers Wanted To This Strange Question ^_^
Ok... here we go.... I have a little game for you all to help me with.... I want you to read this and give your answers... the rules are as follow:
1:all answers must not cause permanent harm.
2:all answers can be as depraved as you like as long as they adhere to rule 1.
I need a heap of ideas I could get Mew to do at home. Could be inside or outside late at night. We could get him to wake up and do things. Of course he has to dress as that animal for the task, or maybe right from when he gets home. I want to set him a task every night. Some could be simple and others could be outside getting freezing cold and wet and messy too. It would depend on what he had on the next day too. could you think about it and give me some of your oh-so-mean ideas please. Tonight I am going to start off with him putting on his bunny suit as soon as he gets home. Then he has to just before bed, eat some lettuce I will prepare for him off the lawn. Between each leafl he will have to squat with his paws
Too Late Huh?...
So the mum about being a mama's girl kinda inspired me to write this blog.
You know how most people pretty much love their parents unconditionally no matter what.
Well I guess that's what I have but I am in no way close to my parents at all. I honestly can't remember the last time I hugged either of them or told them I loved them if I had ever even done that. I mean it's given that I DO love them of course, but expressing it is something that I've pretty much never done.
I mean when I was younger I used to sleep in the same bed as my parents and I would always run up to my dad for a hug and if not I was pretty much stuck next to my mother all the time.
But then when I moved to England (I was 6) my parents were fully seperated then and I lived with my mum and saw my dad once a week. I guess then I was still kinda stuck to my mother, I didn't sleep in my own bed till I was about 9 or 10 I think. But anyways I saw my dad once a week still but as I got older and became more fluent in E
Listening With An Open Heart ...
Everyone appreciates a good listener. We all know how wonderful it is to be able to have someone to share our life with, whether it is the joys and frustrations of being a new parent, the excitement of a new career, the heartache of a lost love, or simple chitchat. At times, we all want and need to be heard. It is equally important then that we develop the skills to lend a helping ear to others. Being a good listener means being an active listener by being fully present when someone is talking to you. Making eye contact when someone is speaking helps to connect us to one another. It also keeps us focused on what is being said, rather than what we are thinking. We need to not only hear words, but also to read body language and understand feelings. It goes without saying that we shouldn't interrupt someone when they are talking, or to judge and criticize, but often we fall into such habits without being conscious of them. By being fully present when someone is speaking we are better able
Starting at the statue of libertyTo the defaced Mt. RushmoreFrom sea to shining sea America the idolatrous whore Look into my eyes You will not see any fear My anger burns at your lies I will not shed a tearThe words I speak are fireBurning your ears bleedYour lips prove you a liarMy hatred fueled by your greed The world wide web of deciet Uniting the nations in fornication Playing the whore upon every mountain They committ adultery with there idolsHiding from what you seek Religous man your a fake You prey on the meek As GODS Law you forsake Twisting the innocents mind Your life is built upon sin Denied you will be left behind On the day judgement beginsTheir corruption feeds their sinSacreligous are the prayers I hearBehind closed doors they concieve Lies they think GOD wont hear Preaching blind your a deciever Spoken truths you ignore You
Deathroof Youth Or How I Got My 1st Speeding Ticket
Recently I was reminded of my 1st speeding ticket. I was 18 at the time and had just bought a car for $100 from a couple I worked with. Sure it stalled at stoplights, but it was a 1971 Dodge Charger painted brilliant white with a maroon hood scoop, heavy metal imagery, racing stripes, and one of those tiny racing steering wheels. It was a car you might have seen in Christine or Deathproof, had the latter been released at that time.
I also was part of the floor show at Rocky Horror- Frank no less. The theatre usually liked to close up ASAP after the midnight movies so it was common for me to throw street clothes on over my costume and wait until I got home to wash off the stage makeup. That night was no exception.
On the way home, a Mustang full of girls pulled up beside me on Independence Blvd. They were honking, waving and smiling and one of them pointed ahead as they put the pedal to the metal . Since it was 2AM with no other cars around and the section of road had no side
i harbor no desire to tell of my childhood not because it represented me as a victim of everlasting humiliation or presented pain but because i am no longer actively part of it.....
i have this massive conviction of mind that some great event has taken place to forever change the coarse of my life and it stands clearly altered before me.....
with the result that everything that has happened is now unimportant to awaken tomorrow to cross a huge bridge built at great height to lead me where life does.....
not because i choose to live there but because my life has transpired there without consent, without me having previous knowledge, lead by forces not for me to judge.....
what does it matter what transpired already, fate asks? yesterday was but a day that is forever lost, a time of no matter for me great things are yet to have become.....
What Type Do You Fall For?
You Fall for the Rich and Powerful Type
You're a pretty powerful type yourself, and it's natural that you're looking for your match. You think that a bit of a conflict and drama makes a relationship interesting. You like to butt heads a bit. You truly want to have it all in life, and you expect that your partner has similar goals. You think ambition is sexy. And part of what you want in life is a high status sweetie that you can show off to the world. You won't settle for anything but the best.
What Type Do You Fall For?
Blogthings: Waste Time at Work!
Omg People Are So Stupid ... Some One Said "12am Monday Is Tuesday" Hahaha Wth Is Wrong With People 12 Am Mon Is 12 Am Mon The Min It Turns Mo
OMG PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID ... SOME ONE SAID "12am monday is tuesday" HAHAHA WTH IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE 12 AM MON IS 12 AM MON THE MIN IT TURNS MON FROM SUNDAY 11:59 HAHA
i showed him this at the time to try to show them that it is monday ... and he still didnt get it THE OFFICAL USA EASTERN TIME IS : 12:31am Monday (EDT) - Time in New York, United States of America HAHAHA IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO THEM AND THEY SAY .... "12am monday is tuesday" HAHAHHA WHAT ARE THEY THINKING GEEZits like new years .... stroke of 12 is new day new year ... we dont wait till the end of newyears day haha its end of new years eve till it hits 12
p-s if 12 am monday is tuesday where the hell did monday go ?
bahahha ohhhhh and he also tried to say that centeral time is 2 hrs ahead of eastern haha ....
gosh i hope they were drunk or something no one can be that dumb
If You Would Like A Custom Morph Read This
Hello! I'm making custom photo morphs for friends and stuff. Please comment here and send a link to what you'd like done, and when I get a chance I'll do it for you
I also appreciate small bling credit donations or blasts and tips for my time and effort. I put a lot of work into what I do and it's good to feel appreciated for it
Of course, for larger orders, (say 10 or more morphs) I'll happily do it for a VIP, autos, bombs, or 25 credit packs. I'll let you know as soon as I'm done with your order but the process can be time consuming and I really put my heart into my work.
Please let me know after you get it if you like it or not by leaving me a comment here! I love it when I'm told how I made your day, or what a nice job I did on your morphs !! I ask that if you leave a negative comment that you tell me what you would like changed so I can improve. All nasty and rude comments will be erased! Remember, I could be doing better things with my time so be happy I sacrificed min
Someone's first born just flew in from Virginia for the week and her dad is doing cartwheels.
Penny For Your Thoughts
the following is a cluster fuck of my thoughts if you are offended i'm not sorry. i'm entitled to my own thoughts and opinions if you dont like them dont read them.. thank you please pull through.
I'm so sick of seein the whinin and cryin in my bartab from people beggin people to help them... askin for help is one thing, but actin like a child when you dont get it is rediculous. if you want points do it yourself.. you have the same ability to go out and rate other people as they do you. funny how that works.. you want a bling.. buy it yourself.. simple really .. and to think people used to have to work to get points on here. before there were blings and all this other shit to give you points rating and commentin were the main source and we got by just fine. took us a lil longer but we actually earned our lvls. offering NSFW for blings and whatever. you should be ashamed of your selves. a bling is a picture of something .. is there really reason to paste your naughty bits all over the
This Hour's Blog
Just to screw with the shithawk's head... Carry on!
Rock on!AKA DurhamNtx, DIT, etc
Oh Poor Me..
What does American society have against me (divorced, white, mother of two) ? I will be 40 next week..and damn it I am feeling like a total fucking failure! I work full-time for mediocre wages..and can't catch a fucking break! Other sit on their asses all day do nothing, except eat Cherrios & cheese supplied by their WIC cards and enjoy knowing that their rent is paid for by Housing Authority ..meanwhile I wanna bash my fucking head in the wall, because I don't have the money to put my kids in daycare for the summer :( I don't get it, why can't struggling mom's who work and try to be productive catch a break? I have been on the Childcare Resource list for almost 2 yrs now..believe it or not my income qualifies me, however they take the welfare recipient's before those who are helping themselves! What the fuck is wrong with this picture? For many years I was in the top TAX bracket, giving to Uncle Sam to help pay for all those lazy asses...now I cannot get shit..for help! My ex-husb
Debating On Goodbye.
I dinna know how else ta put it.I'm strongly considering selling the computer and giving up entirely on the online thing.I would appreciate your thoughts.My number is (814)467-4031 should you wish to talk, ask for me, Scott.Thanks.You've all been great.
Want To Know How I've Mellowed? I Took This Advice.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know t
What Will Your Life Be Like In Ten Years?
Your Life Will Be Fun in Ten Years
You're the type of person who doesn't like to plan much. You rather just go with your gut. You live for change, and you're almost always optimistic. You truly love life. You refuse to be bored or be boring. You jump ship if something is starting to be a bummer. Don't forget to inject a little stability in your life. There's only so many relationships and careers that you can burn through.
What Will Your Life Be Like in Ten Years?
Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds
Is Your Brain Old Or Young?
Your Brain is Old
You may not be over the hill, but your brain sure is! You don't ever exercise your brain, and as a result, it's getting lazy. It's time for you to get to work, and it's not going to be easy. Turn off the tv. Start reading. Take a class. You can be smarter and sharper if you want to be!
Is Your Brain Old or Young?
Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity
Its just one of those days When you don't wanna wake upEverything is fuckedEverybody suxYou don't really know whyBut you want justifyRippin' someone's head offNo human contactAnd if you interactYour life is on contractYour best bet is to stay away motherfuckerIt's just one of those days!!Its all about the he says she says bullshitI think you better quitLettin' shit slipOr you'll be leavin with a fat lipIts all about the he says she says bullshitI think you better quit talkin that shit(Punk, so come and get it)Its just one of those daysFeelin' like a freight trainFirst one to complainLeaves with a blood stainDamn right I'm a maniacYou better watch your backCuz I'm fuckin' up your programAnd if your stuck upYou just lucked upNext in line to get fucked upYour best bet is to stay away motherfuckerIts just one of those days!! I feel like shitMy suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerousWe've all felt like shitAnd been treated like shitAll those motherfuckers that want to
Women Can't Drive....
Women Can't Drive and Park For Shit
There is allegedly one thing women and blind men have in common: their ability to navigate. Even Google loves this stereotype, tossing back an impressive 75,200,000 hits when we typed in "women can't park."
Then there are the supposed differences in the ways women and men get from one parking spot to the next, a practice often referred to as "driving." According to the Hollywood formula, men navigate by compass directions and a stubborn refusal to ask for directions ever, while women get from here to there by using landmarks, a winning smile and a little leg. Tell a woman to turn north, then east and then north again and every sexist comedy writer we polled here at Cracked agreed she'd get turned around faster than a frog in a blender.
So, if this ridiculous stereotype were true, then Mother Nature has given men a serious edge in the "getting around" department. But that can't be right, because the decade of the 70s promised us that Mother Natu
Feedbacl On The New Chat?
Please post your contructive feedback on the new chat set up.
Please keep the hating down to a miniimum or I will not post your comment.
Please pass this along to a friend.
What I Like About You By The Romantics (changed Lyrics)
Hey, uh huh huhHey, uh huh huhWhat I like about you, you always rate me rightTell me I'm the only one, tell me I'll be featured in your blog tonight, yeahYou're IMing in my chatboxTell me all the things that I wanna to hear, 'cause that's trueThat's what I like about youWhat I like about you, you really know how to comment rightTyping those fonts, colors and emotes sounding so tight, yeahYou're IM'ing in my chatboxTell me all the things that I wanna to hear, 'cause that's trueThat's what I like about youThat's what I like about youThat's what I like about youWahh!Hey!What I like about you, you write the blogs so rightNever wanna' let you go, making me want to feel your bite, yeahYou're IMing me in my chatbox.Tell me all the things that I wanna to hear, 'cause that's trueThat's what I like about youThat's what I like about youThat's what I like about youThat's what I like about you (whispered)That's what I like about you (whispered)That's what I like about you (whispered)That's
How To Have A Forever Love
Measure me not with your man-made measures
…For I would never do such things to you
…For I have known the heart of new-love
…And it transformed my world anew.
How might I prove the truth of this?
…That it is in giving that we receive
…That it is in loving that we know true-love
…Finding no means then
S10,000,000 Million Fubucks See How It Can Be Yours.
Ha ha you guys hey now. NO NO NO It can't be me Silly men. I'm hosting the thing.. I need you to send me 20 woman that wanna do a rates only contest and then go up against the men in the second round. Send me 20 men who wanna be in it too.. Come on now times a ticking. Lets get a move on it boyzzzzzzz!!!!!! Wahooooooo Its for 10 million Fu.
Fairest Maidens Revamped!
FIRST, LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR. THIS IS NOT A "COLLECTION" OF WOMEN. ITS NOT ABOUT BEING ONE OF "MY WOMEN". THIS IS A FEATURE TO GIVE CREDIT TO GENUINELY DECENT WOMEN WHO OTHERWISE WOULDNT GET NOTICED.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT POPULARITY. YOU CAN BE A NEWBIE AND STILL BE FEATURED.
NOW HERE ARE THE REQUIREMENTS~
I WILL NOT BE DOING THE SELECTING.
YOU WILL EITHER VOLUNTARILY NOMINATE YOURSELF OR A FRIEND CAN NOMINATE YOU
YOU WILL NEED TO SELECT A PICTURE TO BE USED TO CREATE A "FAIREST MAIDEN" PICTURE (SEE MY FAIREST MAIDEN FOLDER)
IF YOU ARE FEATURED YOU WILL GET PIMPED OUT
YOU WILL NEED TO MESSAGE ME WITH SOME PERSONAL INFO ABOUT YOURSELF. ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE GENERAL FUBAR COMMUNITY VIA BLOG.
IT'S THAT EASY! SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE FEAUTURED AS A FAIREST MAIDEN, DROP ME A LINE!
I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU!!