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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, " You see, it's like this... yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because it's soooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she."
Flaming Center
Entering your passion's flaming center, I gasp with such an intense ecstacy. Sliding in, gliding out as your tender touch moves me as tide moves an argosy. Experiencing that sweet, intense heat I moan and whisper in your waiting ear words of love and desire. Oh, our eyes meet in that moment exquisite and so dear. Absorbing me as your body quivers and pulsates around my eager manhood we both breathe deeply and enjoy shivers as all who share such intensity should. Internal explosions, lover's heartbeat I fill you with that magnificent heat.
Old In Other Eyes
Welcome to the Country Veiw Home for older folks Prepare yourself to stay awhile This time it ai'nt no joke Suppress the saddness deep inside Cause you tryed to do your best But trying was'nt good enough So alive your laid to rest Your not worth much at eighty two Your last attack gave them quite a scare He's better off at the old folks home They'll give him professional care Unseen your teardrops slowly fall Down the age and wrinkled face They've kicked you out Said you've lost your place What a waste. Jimbo/07 May god grant me death befor I've lost my place.
It's Only Lust
Exhilarating like the first drop on a roller coaster ride. Stimulating like reaching the top with your true love at your side. Thrilling like the loop-the-loop which takes your breath away. Exciting like a sailing sloop on a thrilling, windy day. Chilling like a winter wind upon your lovely face. Searing like the tingles you send when my heart begins to race. Explosions like the light display when fireworks fill the sky. Emotions like when we flirt and play to reach that peak so high. Embracing, tracing every line of you to stimulate desire. Kissing, embracing raising passions, new which stoke the sleeping fire. Filling you with all of me repeatedly but slow. Trying hard to make you see you make me want you so. Burning fires inside and out which set our world ablaze. Undulating harmony about to stun and amaze. Completing passion's trip in a glowing crimson light. I bend to kiss your trembling lip as evening turns to night.
No Men For 24 Hrs
if u been to my page and showed love i will not show it back till tomorrow duh didnt u read my blog here and on 360 dont try to fuck me out of this bet hahah cause it wont work.... i will not pm u back or e/mail u back or comment u back so hahah.. guilt trips will not work fuckers
Was It Not What You Wanted?
To be there when you wanted Moist to receive On demand By your leave At your convenience? Was that not what you asked? Be at my call When I need you Then discretely fade Away with the dawn When I am done. And the garden grew not. Seed scattered And left Abandoned - job done Disowned deposit No gift to grow In the first law of physics. Force opposed Equal. Opposite As the yo-yo Come hither Then go And the anger raged. First outward at you Then a pause To reflect Inward owning You keep going back for more.
This One Is Funny
The Saga Of Jesse Jane I'm in jail in a Texas town In my sister's wedding gown I drive a truck all night long Listening to Judy Garland songs Now I'm locked behind bars of steel I was just looking for a happy meal I park my rig and I went inside They've never seen such a pretty bride Jesse Jane, are you insane? Or are you just a normal guy Who dresses like a butterfly Jesse Jane I paid my bill and I turned around Facing every red neck in that one horse town His face was red. His fist was clenched He threw his coke and he got me drenched Jesse Jane, are you insane? Or are you just an average Joe Looking for a fashion show Jesse Jane Well, I guess that was the final straw I pulled a pistol from my Wonderbra I killed him dead. I killed 'em all And they finally caugh me in the bathroom stall And now I'm doing ten to life But I'll tell you one thing, Bubba Someday I'm gonna make someone in here A hell of a wife Jesse Jane, are you insane? Or are
From Sheri
CHOICES You can CHOOSE right or wrong. You can CHOOSE honesty or dishonesty. You can CHOOSE to be responsible for your actions.. You can CHOOSE to learn from your mistakes... You can CHOOSE to have a positive attitude. You can CHOOSE every detail of your life.... Your Life Is Now!!!!!! Love Livin' It Sherilynn Williams
New Track
Rough version of new track "War" on myspace. The lyrics are in my "words" blogs. Some lyrics are missing because this is a rough version and I have yet to record Siobhans vocals. Stay tuned for further updates.
I click off the bedroom light plunging myself into darkness and wading through a taunting silence making my way to a corner to hide My back presses against the wall sliding down the cold dark plaster blood rushes faster and faster getting ready to fall The seat is hard as expected bony cheeks against short carpet but I don't even notice it when I'm in depression Pale stripped arm lays sprawled across my bent legs a scoreboard of pain memories that will always remain I stop mid-trace shivering involuntarily looking around despairingly til I find the blade Its placed right next to me oh so innocent giving me the a hint that its just as cold and lonely I pick it up slowly weighing heavily in my hand but not as much heart possibly can before it is released The teeth settle on my skin with a tiny glint in the ray of light coming in escaping the curtain I cant help but to think about the bitter irony that even in my misery the lights jus
Damn, I Used To Be Better At This.
I used to hang vinyl siding for Sears. Back then I could run a bead of caulk that didn't need touching up. It was perfect. I guess that's a skill you lose over time without practice. I just re-caulked my shower. What a mess! LOL. There was caulk everywhere. All over the bottom tiles, all over me. I had to go back and re-touch every line with my finger. Yuck. But, at least I know it is done right and will last until we move out of this apartment. I wish the boy weren't sick so I could have showed him how to do it. Ahh well, I still have to caulk the tub once this is dry. Perhaps then.
You Wanna Good Laugh
The truth of showering...LMAO (this is so FREAKN true!!!) Body: How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups. 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 10. Rinse conditioner off hair. 11. Shave armpits and legs. 12
Square Peg/round Hole
Ever feel like you are the square peg getting stuck into a round hole? Guess thats what I have felt like lately. If that makes any
Redneck Romance
Darlin', ah love yer hair, th' way it stan's in th' machine oil of mah car maintenance yard, cuss it all t' tarnation. Love th' rose petals of auty grease, spreadin' on yer sensual curves. Smell th' aromatic scent of gas fooms permeatin' th' smell of yer leather moosk. Shet mah mouth! Enjoy throttlin' yer gears, as we ride th' hardtop in a sensual moment of speed, cuss it all t' tarnation. '67 Co'vette, marry up wif me English Translation Darling, I love your hair, the way it stands in the machine oil of my car maintenance yard. Love the rose petals of auto grease, spreading on your sensual curves. Smell the aromatic scent of gas fumes permeating the smell of your leather musk. Enjoy throttling your gears, as we ride the hardtop in a sensual moment of speed. '67 Corvette, marry me.
Pick Your Birthday Month!
Pick your Birthday month then look it up! Body: THIS IS WAT YOU DO:: pick your b_day month and read it duh then repost with watever you are.. JANUARY TALKS Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years. FEBRUARY SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easi
The Moment My Life Changed
A kiss from my lips can cleanse your soul, Fill your heart with joy, Bring happiness to your life, A kiss from my lips makes your heart young and eliminates the years. A part of you has become a piece of me, We have become one union, Both you and me, together forever and never apart Maybe in distance, Nevertheless, their will always be a piece of you in my heart. My life changed when I first met you, Our first kiss was short and sweet, I will love you always to all ends of the earth, My love for you grows each day, Everyday I see more reasons why I fell in love with you, Your beautiful magical eyes, Your soft luscious lips, The way your skin smells, How you feel when you caress me in your arms. Our world has just begun, Just the two of us, from when the sun rises till the sunsets I am breathing you.
Can You Feel Me?
Alpha Dont take offense by my presence, or confuse this for negligence. In the world of man I am known as alpha. The intelligent. I pray on those who choose to cross the barriers of my kingdom. I oversee my land with not recourse of consequences. Enclosed in my surrounds Weather my expectations be unrealistic Dont cross me or you will feel my iron fist!! My mind is strong, and words sharp as laser. Im not easily influenced, or manipulated, Test my patients and you will find At 3000 yards Im deadly In constant meditation Foreseeing my future As the ruler of this Body, I am honored to be a Made man sooner. Countless hours deliberating the pros & cons In the great hall of my elders, seeing guidance of those who are bewilder. Precise in my attacks, against those who appose, Some call my ego a napoleon complex, small man sendrom, but I rule this empire alone. My voice, has complete confidence, an unbreakable spirit, With not one man str
None The Less
You broke me into a million pieces, and I left you the same way. I turned my face away from you, you didn't exist after that day. I'll ignore you cause I'm done with your games. I don't feel bad for what I did, I don't hurt from what you said and did, I got colder instead. I wasn't ready to be hurt, so on the back burner it went. As the time continued I learned and grew, maybe I'm not ready, maybe I don't care. Maybe loves never ready for me, we'll see. Talking can only take me so far, I went up and down, some nights travelled to hell, I wasn't alone but it felt like it. They stopped me when I wanted to die, I felt strung out & cold, so cold, so old. When I was cut they asked me why, when I bled they gave me ice, when I hurt they helped me through personal hell. More then a few years have passed, but they know me well, my pack, my crew, my brothers just as well. None the less, the hours we spent, the summers as room mates have lost count like the hours we've spent and hung out.
So Soft,so Mild & Sexy
Roses bed on lattice, crimson of red In all that is grandeur to weave and blend By unclouded portion of sunny sky And low whisper fair, zephyr light Thus, boughs bend gentle in eloquence So soft, so mild, o''er melody of cadence And the bird of feather spreads his wings He sways in artistic step, and sings The sea rushes to shore, sand and foam Songlike waves splendid as silver and gold Evening therewith grows majesty moon To mix premium display and captivating tune And roses shew silhouette of shade Soft shadows cascading in tender array Following the pathway nigh a star Where ''morrows unveiling is ne''er to mar
Lady,a Message From A Bleeding Heart.
Lady, all I need is you in my life, My life changed when I first met you eight years ago, You make such a tremendous difference in my life. My days have so much more meaning when their spent with you. I am so much happier when I am with you because of the love you show me. My love and joy for you are reborn each day when I realize that I have you by my side. It is wonderful to know that we feel the same for each other. Our life is one happy dream. You taught me what the true meaning of love is You set my heart ablaze. Your love lies in the center of my heart, Where can I begin to express all the wonderful feeling that lye in my heart, I will begin by letting you know that you are a part of me, You are the companion to my dreams, When you come to me in my dreams all I can feel is the love I feel for you travel throughout my body I will always love you, You are a part of me. You are
Yes You Took It All
We used to lie awake at night; make love until the early light, and I would hear you call my name. I saw the world through lover''s eyes, and didn''t stop to realize; that you would never love me again. But to you, it was only a game. I search to find reality, and though you''re just a memory; In dreams I see you here by my side. It seems like only yesterday; we played the games that lover''s play, I thought we had no secrets to hide. And we laughed, and we loved and we cried. I gave you my heart; I gave you my soul. I gave you my love and you took it all. You were my life; you were my world. I gave you my heart but you took it all. Yes you took it all.
Never posted a blog on here before, but what the fuck.....Life has been fucked up lately...for those who actually know me, you know that that is no suprise. Been fighting with my soon to be ex-husband and his bitch ass pregnant girlfriend. This bitch has e-mailed me talking trash on my disabled son and how her unborn child is so much better than my boy because her baby is and will be normal and healthy (when mine isn't) And my stupid ex didn't even stand up for our son. Wow...I get to explain to my son that his father is a loser who doesn't care about his child. But its all good. I don't need Jeremy in my life or in Chris's life either. Personally, I sat down and thought about it all and I had a revelation. I do not plan on being with anyone for a long time...if ever even. I don't want to share my son, and my son has made it clear that he doesn't want to share me as well. I've realized that I am enjoying being a single mother very much as opposed to being in a relationship.
Dont Forget About Me Guyzz!!
Just cuz im still a lil ahead doesnt mean that I dont need ur help still! Come drop by and leave smoe comments PLLEASSSEEE!! THANK YOU Click on da pic and Leave some comments!!
A Conclusion
Draw close to God And He will draw close to you Sit at His feet Feed on His Word Delight in the sweetness of His closeness Release your all to Him In His presence Feel His arms gently enfold you Feel your heart overflow with joy Whisper words of praise Let contentment fill your bones And love freely flow Float as if on wings of a dove True ecstasy, not fantasy Just plain heavenly bliss! What can be more rewarding? He that hath My commandments and keepeth them, he it is that loveth Me; and he that loveth Me shall be loved of My Lord, and I will love Him, and will manifest Myself to him.
For The Girls...but Who Can Be Sure These Says Lol
HANDBAGS Have you ever noticed gals who sit their handbags on public toilet floors - then go directly to their dining tables and set it on the table? Happens a lot! It's not always the 'restaurant food' that causes stomach distress. Sometimes "what you don't know 'will' hurt you"! Read on... Mum got so upset when guests came in the door and plopped their handbags down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up food.She always said that handbags are really dirty, because of where they have been. Smart Mum!!! It's something just about every woman carries with them. While we may know what's inside our handbags, do you have any idea what's on the outside? ShaunaLakeput handbags to the test - for bacteria - with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your handbag. Women carry handbags everywhere; from the office to public toilets to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their handbags, but did you ever stop to
Read This
i think iraq is bullshit our guys are getting killed for no reason we haft to bring our people home
Well, my legs feel like rubber. Bu thats not a bad thing. I suppose. Running will keep me knee happy. And I dont think this semester is going to be too hard at all. Whew.
O.k. people look if ya'll need em that bad come on by my page an rate my shit, I'm sure it'll set ya for awhile on have 371 pics and 184 vid's 25 jokes plus 2 surveys an 27 dunno's... Yeah been a little busy, anyways have fun with it.
well i am not in a good mood today. My cousin decided to try to get me thrown out of the house i am in cause she is very jelous of me and my family.i don't know what to do about this. A part of me wants to trip on her and the other part wants to move cause i don't like where i am anymore. I am tired of shit and i am not doing very good as it is. I am feeling like shit and hvingcancer and nowthis. What is next to happen in my life. well sorry to be bitching about this but i donn't know what to do anymore. well i am going to go bye for now
Thank You Baby
It was a planned seduction I''ll admit and say I knew you would be tired after such a long work day You walked in the door black eyes shining wrapping me within your arms and gave me a long slow kiss My body sizzled, the friction of hard verses soft. At that point I was already almost lost I fixed you a meal fit for a king sat beside you, saying all the right things. Chicken alfredo, salad, breadsticks and then there was the special desert packed full of chocolate. I sent you to shower while I finished it up. My heart beating double time thinking about how to make you mine. You thought to protect me make sure of to many things. Your heart battled with your mind, you wanted to wait, give us more time. Time, is not something we are guaranteed! So, I had to take matters in hand and be just me. After dinner I lead you to our room. You looked so cute smiling with that twinkle in your eyes. Blue, soft and tender, you watched me and g
What Kind Of Hippy Am I?
You scored as Original Hippie. Yup. You're a hippie. You were among those to start the phase. And you're still at it. There's a good chance that meditation, music, art, and pot have always been important to you. A lot of other people in the world look up to you, because you're just cool. You stand up for what you believe in and are really trying to bring peace into this world one bellybutton at a time! Peace!Original Hippie100%Pothead100%One Intelectual Individual75%Not a Hippie50%Earth-Child38%New Age Hippie38%What type of hippie are you?created with
To All My Friends
I'm going to say hi here, I'm still under the weather and I can't stay in here long. The flu is the pits, especialy when you have to go to work anyway! I'll be back, I have more time on the weekends. X's and O's
Hmmm...what About This♥
~~~~ Chill ~~~~
"Chill", was written in 2006. When are away from the one we love, I believe the chill of winter becomes symbolic. I also believe that in love there is hope of warmth, and that love will chase away the winter chill. The dew is gone- And the frost Has claimed the rose, Shimmering like diamonds In the moonlight, But with all of this beauty- It is still cold as ice. The stars overhead- Countless wonders of the night- Held in place by a frozen breath, Find me staring at their beauty, As if I was searching For the ones perfect enough- To place in her eyes. I feel the sting Of a stiff northern wind- That makes me shiver, And I am wishing now That I was in her arms, So that I couldnt feel- This winter chill. But I do feel it With every breath that I Watch escaping into the night air, And its i
Love Worth The Wait {karulvinth For Life }
Our souls are a mirror of what we need to change A neat little hat trick, only God can arrange Our reflection will make us simply retreat and fall to our knees in endless defeat The ending we shared can be a new start to find our way back stop needing to part The scars now fading of wounds in the past We need to ignore if this love is to last True love will prevail when we work on our own to fix life's dilemmas and spend time alone The divine will take over to decide what is best and the choices we make will let our soul rest To love ourselves more forgive what we've done Only then we can heal stop wanting to run And replacing the pain will be joy in our tears We will know what we need to calm all our fears So don't worry my love your worth all the wait Your memory alone seals my heavenly fate And on that day when I see in your eyes days full of "I Love You's" not endless good-byes Our souls will be able to restore and mak
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My Very First
hey everyone, this is my firs blog on here. i guess i'll just rant alittle. i curently live ner nashville tn, moving to stl area in feb, im friends with tomthe outlaw and he got me hooked up on here, im 20 counting the days till im 21!
Puke Bags
Im loosing my dinner watching these lies. Bush lies...too much bush shit!
Things To Know About Me
I still watch all the God Father movies Im a girly, girl Im a chemist I work at a Pryo Tech Company Yes I really am a submiss I love snowboarding I retired once already My Fav song this week is "Crazy Bitch" by BuckCherry I enjoy my life I met Nickle Back because we do there pyro at the concerts.
Bush.. of Mass Destruction... 11th... er um..stay the course... er um..WMDs
God I wonder why people take things to heart. Nothing I say is directed at any one person. What I say comes from me and if people can't handle that, then that is your problem. I am sorry that you feel that I am talking to/about you, cause I'm not. I will however start to speak my mind again and if you can't handle it then well I feel sorry for you. I am done pulling my punches. I will not hold my tongue anymore. I will say what I feel and I will speak my mind, I hope that you all can handle it. I know that if you are my friend you will understand and stand by me anyways. This is the last time you will hear from me till I come back sometime this weekend. Who knows I might have some more good one for you all to read and to get inside my head and heart if you want to be there.
Yesterday I woke up wanting tomorrow to be over so badly that I forgot about today. Now today has dealt me a losing hand and I have a multitude of tomorrows just like today. All because; I forgot about today. I forgot about today. I forgot about today Please dont forget about today.
Give me a Place to Stand and I can Move the world. -Archimedes
I Agree
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. Plus, just like Larry the Cable Guy said, "If i can blame my gun on killing someone, then I can blame a mispelled word on my pencil." I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others becaus
If You Don't Like It...............
I'm sick and mother fucking tired of all of the down mouthing of the President of the United States of America. Ya know, he has made some really bad mistakes, but so have I and so have you and so will the next person that takes his place. He has the weight of the world on his shoulders and he makes decisions that he FEELS is best. Where would this country be if I were running it? If you were running it? I don't want another fucking Bush bashing remark in my shoutbox or in my email box. If you don't like the way this country is run, then by God go some fucking where else and live and see how fast you run back to the place that is run by President Bush. You'll see that his decisions aren't as bad as you thought they were. Most of the people that whine, cry and complain are the ones who sit on their ass on election day and don't bother to cast a vote. To that I say STFU!!! I realize that we all have different political views and that is something that I respect. Now it's tim
You Know You Want In!!!
Wyrk Daily Data: Just Asking
Just Asking In recent years there have been moves to remove the words under God from the Pledge to the Flag. Many schools no longer call it Christmas or Easter vacation. Its now winter and spring break. Nativity scenes are now outlawed in many communities. As you walk up the steps of the Supreme Court building you'll see the image of Moses and the Ten Commandments! As you enter the Supreme Court courtroom, the two huge oak doors have the Ten Commandments engraved on each lower portion of each door. As you sit inside the courtroom, you can see the wall, right above where the Supreme Court judges sit, there's a display of the Ten Commandments! There are Bible verses etched in stone all over the Federal Buildings and Monuments in Washington, D.C. James Madison, the fourth president, known as "The Father of Our Constitution" made the following statement "We have staked the whole of all our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon th
Dell & Cherrytap
Hello some of my friends asked to be notified when i started the new Job at Dell Well i started On Monday so far it rocks the people are friendly an pay is great...i'll be in their training class for another 15 days so they can train me on their procedures then i'm good to go..Its so cool. I also wanted to let my friends know the new job is part of the reason i havent been on much and friday i lost my internet thru the local cable company because of the server issues but after 2 days i told them keep it an my dsl will be thursday at the earliest Saturday latest Cherrytap is great but not very user friendly on dialup lounges really dont load all that good an user pages with alot of embedded graphics an html..i will show all my friends love when i'm on highspeed again i have't forgot about you guys your great.
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Wyrk Daily Data: Did You Know That?
Did You Know That? Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns? Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. Achy muscles from about of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. Sore Throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost insta
Saw 3
saw 3 was badass if you don't got it get it an 4 will be even better
Contest Idea
I've entered a contest. I've comment bombed people. I've been comment bombed. I want to see if I can do a contest that gives the winners blasts. 1st place would get a week long blast 2nd place would get a 3 day blast 3rd place would get a 1 day blast I'm thinking 5000 comments and 100 ratings. Most of us have over 100 friends. Other prizes might be offered for other runners up. Any thoughts?
My First
Hey everyone. well like so many other people this is my fist blog. everything is so cool here. i learn at least one new thing on here per day and am having a blast doing it. thanks to my friends i am learning well. I look forward to getting to know new friends each day.
all men can go to hell.. nuff said
Ignorance And Irrational Fear . . .
This one is not light reading, so you are warned! I just thought perhaps you would be interested in some of my views. Feel free to criticize or compliment! I belong to a horror television show board and recently, the topic got interestingly "heated". Here is the post that started it from another member . . . I touched on this in an earlier thread. I figure that this is the best place to discuss it. I've wanted to have this discussion for a long time. I have a tremendous fear, a phobia if you will, of the occult, the unexplained, ghosts, etc. I usually display intense skepticism when someone tells me something that is particularly unsettling. But it is a defense mechanism. I mean, this stuff REALLY bothers me. I don't WANT to believe that ghosts exist. I don't want to believe that people actually practice the occult and conjure up demons. It all seems to irrational to me. Yet, I am frightened of it. Deeply frightened. Not a "fun" fear. I'm not like a teenager. T
?para Mi Amor?
She Is Hot...just Can't Act
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No Longer A Cherrytap Blog Virgin
Well I'm me and I've just gone and popped my blog cherry I'm so proud, lol. I'm loving all the features on here finding it hard to talk to everyone, but having fun trying too. Give me a shout or send me a message and I'll try to get back to you, Wow that sound like an answering machine message. TTYL xx
Yeah, Its One Of Those Nights
All I can say is one of these days im gonna learn Everything Changes If you just walked away what could I really say? Wouldn't matter anyway. Would it change how you feel? I'm the mess you choose, the closet you can not close, never let you I suppose because the rooms never here. But everything changes if I could take back the years if you could learn to forgive me then I could learn to feel, Sometimes the things I say moments of disarray Succoming to the games we play to make sure that its real. When it's just me and you. Who knows what we could do. If we can just make it through and take this blood off of me. Stay here together and we could conquer the world if we could say that forever is more than just a word. If you just walked away what I could really say? Wouldn't matter anyway. It wouldn't change how you feel.
How Kinky Are You
You are 71% kinky You are kinky. You are always up for trying something new in the bedroom... or wherever else you chose to. Take this quiz at
No Repost Just Poems I Wrote
LOL >>> SOME OF THESE ARE A LITTLE SELF INDULGENT. The Price Of Hate We stand tall and strong before the wall We know our place since the towers did fall To let evil win and not take a stand Makes weaklings and cowards of every man For when we stood mute and let it begin There was a price to pay for our sin We helped it along by doing nothing Till anti freedom voices did ring They call us Satan and hate our life Their lands are full or hardship and strife With no hope to live as well as we do They blame this country both me and you So hate did prevail on Septembers day Now they woke us and were here to stay This fight will never end as long as they hate For they done messed with America the great By R. Thomas Dinsmore within gods sight The joy of laughter can lighten the day The wonder of humor can show us the way Free in our spirit with eyes of a child Seeing wondrous things growing wild Beauty held in one brief moment true Loving the moment
Missing Children Found!!! January 23, 2007
You are 33% kinky You are kinda kinky. You like to fantasize and try some new things sometimes, but overall youd rather stick to sex you are comfortable with. Take this quiz at
1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. -One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY
Angels Of Wisdom
Angels Of Wisdom You have been sent the Angels of Wisdom! Follow their words of wisdom and you will be blessed! Don't be so busy adding up your troubles that you forget to count your blessings. The smallest deed done is greater than the best of intentions. Love is a language that can be heard by the deaf and seen by the blind. A house is made of wooden beams. A home is made of love and dreams. To be a good friend open your ears and heart more often than your mouth. People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
You should have sex outdoors You are the romantic type and enjoy being spontaneous. You are not that into having other people watch though, so make sure that there is no one else around before getting busy. Take this quiz at
Emilie Autumn: Thank God I'm Pretty
Emilie Autumn: Thank God I'm Pretty Thank god Im pretty The occasional free drink I never asked for The occasional admission to a seedy little bar Invitation to a strangers car Im blessed With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied Which only means that when its dark outside I have to run and hide Cant look behind me Thank god Im pretty Thank god Im pretty Every skill I ever have will be in question Every ill that I must suffer Clearly brought on by myself Though the cops would come for someone else Im blessed Im truly privileged to look this good without clothes on Which only means that when I sing youre jerking off And when Im gone you wont remember Thank god Im pretty Thank you god Oh lord Thank you god And when a gaggle of faces appears around me Its lucky I hate to be taken seriously I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor If I couldnt count on men to slap my ass anymore I know my destinys such That
Won't You Come Warm Me?
Baby It's Cold Outside I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry well Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closer At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out Ahh, but it's cold outside C'mon baby I simply must go - Baby, it's co
George Straight-it Just Comes Natural
It Just Comes Natural Sun shines, Clouds rain Train Whistles blow and Guitars Play Preachers Preach, Framers Plow Wishes go up and the World goes round And I love you, It just come Natural It just comes Natural Seasons Change Rivers Wind Tumble Weeds roll and the Stars shine Wind Howls, dawn breaks Cowboys riding' time slips away And I love you, It just come Natural It's what I was born to do Don't have to think it through Baby, it's so easy loving you It just come Natural It's what I was born to do Don't have to think it Through Baby it's so easy loving you Fire burns Waves Crash Seeds grow and good things last Ships sail Dreams fly Night falls and Full moons rise And I love you, It just come Natural And I love you, It just come Natural It just come Natural It just come Natural
Ass Kicking Redneck Bitch
I think i have met possibly one of the coolest people on here...she is fun to talk to and we share just about everything in is so weird but im glad i met her
My whole body hurts... from my feet and toes to my hands and fingers. Is it worth it? Yes. The things I put myself through to make money for a dirt bike. All I gotta say is thank God this is a temp position.
Wriiten By My Friend~
This was from my friend Sky..he is one of the most beautifull souls I have ever met. It touched me so much that I wanted to share it with everyone... "You will always have a place in my heart Julie and im glad that we met and crossed on the right path's of life .... if you need somebody to listen i'll be there .... if you need someone to put a smile on your face i will be there ... if you need a hug or some comfort i will be there .... if you need a shoulder to cry on .. my shoulder will be there for you always ..... to show feeling means you have a heart and soul and i am happy to have you as a firend Julie *hugs/kisses* ;))"
My Life Right Now .
iam trying to write and just dont know what to write about i have feelings inside struggling to get out that cant seem to surface a new year new beginnings new ideas new starts but where does one begin changes needed not sure where yet but i know this is not the end of my journey ..losing people you feel a connection too can sometimes remind us to do all we can with the time we have so i guess thats where my mind set is at .my goal for 2007 dont fall for bullshit stop listning to empty words stop believing in broken promises and to basically just expect from people around me the mindset and knowledge to just be true to me if not true to me atleast be true to yourself.............. words left unspoken afraid of the end thoughts and provoking sudenly dead what was once our dream is now yours alone my life from this day set to a new tone dont promise me flowers and bring me dread dont promise me love and bring silence instead dont promise forever when tomorrow won
We Won't Be On For Awhile.
To all of my wondeful friends on MYSPACE. I am asking for you all to stop and say a prayer and give thanks for some wonderful people who do still exsist in this world. Nick and I will probably not be on much over the Next Few Weeks. LAst night (the 22nd) our hoouse caught fire. The babies and I got out all right. The entire upstaris of the house was engulfed in flames by the time we smelled the smoke. Things could have been much worse, yes, we lost toys, clothes and furniture, but someone waswatching over us, and there is much that can be salvaged. I want to say Thank-You to the local Poplar Bluff Police Department. They were there within 2 minutes of me calling 911. I want to say Thank-You to our Local Poplar Bluff Fire Department, who brought out baby formula and diapers, from a house filled with smoke. Who took the time to check on my children, many times, who let my son playwith their masks, so he was distracted from our house being burnt-up. I want to say Th
And Down We Go With Root Of Tree
My words need an exit From my lips I can taste the bitter sweet The memories that took me there Into your chambered heart to meet I walk the shores long for you And still I find a sea calm and subdued If only you can steal away this pain This emptiness and tears of shame And I can not tug forward my past I look to my tarot and see at last That someone shares this heart of gold And shadows change from my breath cold Oh here I stand through wild fields Where animals speak and I conceal Yet oh to steal from you a kiss Would drive me wild in sweet joys bliss And a horse that rides free without a whip I tear these chains and bite my lip For temptation takes me into the deep And I give in to the hearts drumming beat On my soul rocks like thunder Strikes to Earth a trail of fire Hail to this to my desire And wrap my leather around your skin Take me to the skies again Onward rushing wind Through valley together to ascend And a pastel palette shines to bl
The Judds Love Is Alive Lyrics
Love ain't a candle It doesn't burn for one night And need the dark to shine Love is alive And love ain't just a word In every dictionary With no where defined Love is a man and he's mine (Chorus) Love is alive And at our breakfast table Everyday of the week Love is alive And it grows everyday and night Even in our sleep Love is alive And it's made a happy woman out of me Oh, love is alive And here by me Love ain't just a mood A distant far away dream That needs the night to rise Love is alive And love ain't just a song Sweet words of music To go dancin' by Love is a man and he's mine (Repeat Chorus) Love is alive, here by me
Josh Gracin-stay With Me Big Brass Bed
Baby, the clock on the wall is lying It's not really that late It's too cold outside to be walking around the streets of this town And wherever you think you have to be can wait So why don't you stay with me Share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun never will rise Come and lay your head on this big brass bed And we'll be alright as long as you stay with me, yeah Baby, there is just no use in hiding The way that I am feeling right now With you standing there baby I swear I can't help but stare Girl you're wearing me out, wearing me out Baby, stay with me share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun never will rise Come and lay your head on this big brass bed We'll be alright as long as you stay with me Baby don't go it looks like it's starting to rain And it's so warm here in this apartment wrapped up in this blanket So stay Stay with me Share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun n
Why We Like Rain Pt 1
I came into the house from the pouring rain outside and found my girl sitting in one of our two oversized leather armchairs in the sitting room, reading a book using the side light from the lamp next to the chair. I was glad it was a Friday. She was wearing her usual indoor evening attire, an oversized t-shirt, some pyjama trousers, and some thick socks that could easily double as slippers. She looked up and gave me that calm, content smile that she gives me when we cuddle or will soon be cuddling. I hung my coat up in the hall, took off my shoes, and went upstairs to our room. I removed all of my clothes and put on my pyjama trousers and a long sleeve t-shirt. Then, slipping into my slippers, I went downstairs to prepare us both some dinner. Dinner was a simple sea food salad, some French Baguette and soft Brie cheese. I set out two plates with the food and poured us both a glass of Chardonnay. I took her dinner and drink into the sitting room and set them on the table between
Going Out Of Town Tomorrow, Will Be In Arlington.
Hey y'all, I'm leaving for Arlington tomorrow and won't have access to the internet for a few days. I'm getting a procedure done and am going down a couple days in advance to prepare. Depending on the outcome of the procedure, I could be gone for a few days or a couple weeks. It's like surgery, but it's not. I just want to finally stop being in pain and stop being sick all the time. Hopefully, this will give the answers. So, please be patient for my return and don't delete me! Kisses.
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
I'm New Here
U want naughty pics u gotta inspire em, since i don't have any yet. I'll be warming up the cam hehehehe.
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The New Dna
Yes, i have found a new anime i like! Titled DNA2 i love it! =]
So Damn Bored.
That's Not Nice!
My stupid profile reads me at 31! Im not 31 yet! Not till next month! *wimpers* And its so wrong neways.. I'm turning 25 again damnit! *skips off pouting*
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Bringing Sexy Back!
Capricorn You are very successful in life and are always planning for the future. You are probably already in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy that comes with your lovemaking. You are direct with your lover about what you like and you like it when they are direct with you. You have excellent sex, because you make sure that its a custom fit for yourself. Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio Take this quiz at
What I Have Lost
Why does it hurt so bad? To lose something I never had. To have these feelings and nothing to do. Just to sit around and wait for you. Why is it hard to move on? When all my feelings for you should be gone. In my soul when you are around. Your name is a beautiful sound. Now all I can do is wonder How I lost it all in a blunder. By not telling you how I feel, Trying to act like it's no big deal. Now I know the nature of my errors I just wish I can get rid of my cares Yet I know my heart won't let me Get rid of the person who fills me with glee. Just by hearing your sweet name Knowing my feeling for you are just the same. I must move on to a new life. Leaving behind the feelings and strife. I am only human and I am weak, But for you, there was a beautiful streak. I would do anything to repeat that day, When you hung on my words waiting to say. Now I am on a new track, Knowing that I can't have you back. No matt
In Regard To My Life And My Ex
When Your Loved Ones Lie To You
Yes I got dumped Tuesday night and Im she didnt lie tuesday night but did in the past and I forgave her with little work on her part...yet for the last few days she has told me she loved me ETC, and even did so just two hours before slamming me back to reality and breaking my heart by dumping me on my ass....saying shes been trying to figure out a way for days to do it...then why lead me on lying to me making me think everything is ok and that you love me? PLEASE I NEED A COUNSELOR so with the above being said..... WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR LOVED ONES LIE TO YOU? WHAT DO YOU DO? When somoeone who looks at you in your eyes and says they love you lies to you what do you do, do you just forgive and move on in hopes that it never hpapens again??? or Does trust once given freely have to be earned back? Well for me if I SAY I LOVE YOU to anyone that automatically means NO LIES! For some people they lie so much that they do not see the forest for the trees a
> 1. Hugs from behind. > 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). > 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. > 4. Cuddle with her. > 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. > 6. Write little notes. > 7. Compliment her Honestly. > 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. > 9. Be super sweet to her. > 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. > 11. Comfort her when she cries. > 12.Wipe away her tears > 13. Love her with all your heart. > 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). > 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). > 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! > & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! > 17. Take her for a long walk at night! > 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close > 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! becau
A Chapter Closed
I HAVE RELEASED MY INNER POET. A Chapter Closed By Tommy Reed A chapter closed, A chapter gone. The pages filled, The story done. A happy ending? Well, not this time. The sad reality, This story is mine. The laughs and tears, Still remain. The fun and fear, Gone again. The ink is dry, The paper crisp. I no longer, Can taste your lips. The journey's over, At least for now. Maybe one day, You'll come back somehow. The tears still falling, The last page open. I sign the words I hate to say, My heart for now, is very Broken.
WHAT A SOULMATE IS TO ME Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around......your SOULMATE. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition, but only a quiet calmness when they are near. You can be yourself an
Ooh... Me Abs, They Be A Burnin!
So... this whole gym thing. I am so sore all over!! My abs are like.. wow.. I dunno. It hurts to cough. I just gotta keep telling myself it will all be worth it in the long run. I am actually quite proud of myself for just pushing myself to go every single day, whether I fly solo or not or if I work 10 hours and have to go at 3am... However, anyone want to give me a massage? I'm achin!
My Father's Big Sister
Old poem. Someone reminded me of her today:) A mistake at Birth Now orphaned Again Without blood To rely on I am glad I have My friends A new beginning Starts once this Page ends Another chapter To explore A fresh life Ascends Faith and my Beliefs Allow no Anger in My Grief I allow a single Tear Followed by a Sigh Of Relief I now get to be The same old me Only different Dedicated to my late Aunt Sylvia Adler, who passed on January 7, 2004. I will miss you my friend. I STILL do!!
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I Am Pissed Off
to all my ''friends'' and i use the trem losely what the hell except for 6 or 7 people nobody says shit to me except when they are in a contest and need votes for it i am so pissed off people say they will talk to me but they do not the 7 people know who they are and the only other person i am excludeing from this is my beautiful wife Christina she is always their for me thank you and have a good day. from , Freak Boy
A Neat Little Parable
Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher w ith a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's
Work To Be Done
Wednesday, January 24, 2007 Work to be done The more focused effort you put into something, the more valuable you make it. The more time and attention you give to a task or activity, the more rewarding that activity will be. The process of building and creating is a naturally joyful one. Give of yourself to that process and fully enjoy the experience of making a positive difference. Decide not to carry around a burdensome resentment for what you have to do. Choose instead to be delightfully thankful for what you are able to achieve. Today is filled with opportunities to make things happen. Each and every situation is rich with positive possibilities. The many tasks you undertake can serve to bring you great joy. See them in the positive light of creativity and fulfillment. Be eager to give your time and the full depth of your attention to the work that is to be done in your world. And whatever that work may be, it will bring many magnificent treasures. -- Ralph
To feel his hand upon my cheek, Knowing my inner thoughts before I speak, How can love hold such sweet bliss, For our hearts join in this kiss, I can feel his love for me deep within, Keeping me safe and free from sin, We will never know, The boundaries of how far our love can go, A hunger and lustful need, Thoughts and feelings can be trying indeed, For our love holds no shame, My heart is his to tame, So now i say unto you, To thy own self be true, Carry me where ever you go, And you will be blessed from head to toe!
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Which Dessert R U ???
You Are Tiramisu Light and lovely, you pack a punch. You never overwhelm... but you always leave a lasting impression. What Dessert Are You Most Like?
Getting Better :0)
Hi Everyone, Well I'm back from the brink. Man was it touch and go there for a bit. I don't feel 100% or even 60% better, but anything is better than what i was feeling. Had to go to ER on Monday due to dehydration from how sick I was over the weekend. So I'm back up and running now. Here it is Wednesday and I have tons to do. I've fallen to 3rd place in my contest, hopefully if ya'll feel like it you'll go vote for me again. I know you'll be happy when this damn contest is over so I'll stop begging for you to vote LMAO. Well, on the bright side you get to see some good BJ pics, right!?! :D Hope you had a better weekend than I did. XOXO, Aimeelynn
why is it that when you add some one no one writes ya i cant figure it out. all i want to to do is write people and be friends with them. but i dont mind them adding me at all. at least drop me a line and say hi to me or something. i not here to complain or nothing i like all my friends and respect them alot. but i was just wondering that all.
Which Movie Kiss R U ???
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Big Oil, Big Brother Win Big In The State Of The Union
Off the Rails: Big Oil, Big Brother Win Big in the State of the Union By Greg Palast 24 Jan 2007 Instead of unleashing the Reserve and busting Big Oils price gouging [George W.] Bush will double the Reserve, which will require buying three-quarters of a billion barrels of oil. This is a nice $40 billion pay-out to Big Oil from the US Treasury... But the $40 billion in loot the oilmen will get from us taxpayers for doubling the Reserve is nothing compared to the boost in the worldwide price of crude caused by this massive, mad purchase... Clearly, the state of the Saudi-Bush union is still pretty good.
The Real Plan For Iran
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Punishment (i Love This One!!!)
Punishment A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland,at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a messageis sent to the base, and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of it. The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft, only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as to not risk criticism later. As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late, and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded, but punished." Shivering in the co
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What Kiss Am I
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Spiderman "I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?" What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
How To Pick The Right Gift For Valentine's Day
Hey, guys: Looking for the perfect gift this Valentine's Day? Posted by Dr. Laura Berman I've got some "hot" and "not" gift ideas to make sure you end up in her good graces, not the doghouse, this Valentine's Day. Romance doesn't have to be a dirty word. Trust me, it's the way to her heart...and a great night for you, too. A little effort and a personal touch goes a long way. Here's a gift guide to help you speak her language of love. * HOT: A bouquet of her favorite flowers or red roses...delivered to the office, so she is the envy of all her co-workers! (This last part was the idea of one of our regular posters.) Women want to be that woman who is getting romanced for everyone else to see. Sending flowers to work is a great surprise (unless you do it all the time) and creates some heavy anticipation for when you get home! NOT: A bouquet of yellow roses. This is the ultimate "friend" present. In fact, it's what you might send your grandmothe
Ct "tests" And "profile" Thingies....i'm A Water Critter...
I am so grateful to myspace and CT. Without them I would never have known that I am (a): Freak Hurricane Midnight Revolutionary Rebel Sailor (LOL! this turns out to be my ideal job!) Eastern Orthodox INFJ Artist and (drum roll) that I will be hanged for sedition and rebellion. For whatever its worth. ROFL!
Imbolc Incense And Oil Recipes
Imbolc Incense and Oil Recipes IMBOLC INCENSE 1 part white willow 1 part rowan berries 2 parts benzoin 1/2 part lily of the valley 1/2 part periwinkle Rhiannon's Blend 3 parts Frankincense 3 parts Dragon's Blood 1 part Red Sandalwood 1 part Cinnamon 1/2 part Myrrh Imbolc Oil 10 parts clove oil 20 parts dragon's blood oil 2 drops rose oil 2 drops chamomile oil 1/8 oz. base oil Imbolc Oil 6 drops frankincense oil 3 drops sandalwood oil 3 drops lavender oil 2 drops cinnamon oil 1/8 oz. base oil Imbolc Oil 1/4 oz. almond oil 10 drops orange oil 9 drops Siberian Fir oil 5 drops frankincense oil 5 drops carnation oil 5 drops primrose oil 5 drops ginger oil 5 drops lavender oil 4 drops nutmeg oil dried orange flowers garnet, ruby added to bottle 1/8 oz. base oil Imbolc Oil 10 parts clove oil 5 parts wisteria oil 5 parts lotus oil 5 parts musk oil 20 parts dragons blood oil 1/8 oz. base oil Imbolc Oil 2 drops jasmine oil
5 O'clock
Five O Clock Damn! There goes that alarm again Jolting me from my sleep; like, the shock from the electric chair! No time to stare! GET UP! Its Five O Clock Fifty-two minutes till the metro comes. Fifty-one now Oh Shit! Its Five O One Coffee on Quick shower No shave today Wolf down breakfast; cant afford to go slow! Warmed up to 22 degrees; still do want to go! Jack Frost aint nipping at my nose hes tryin to bite the bitch off Wish I could go back to bed where its warm and soft. But, I gotta go cuz Five O Clock Comes way too early in the morning. I just laid down and started snoring. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ The wood I sawed hasnt even become kindling. Sleep filled eyes still squinting. As the alarm continues its incessant ringing But its Five O Clock Time to repeat that fifteen hour routine Hour there, hour back, 12-1/2 in between Thats why I hate Five O Clock
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. "We just love the chocolate around them." ------------------------------------------------- Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross." So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car."
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Q: WHAT'S the difference between outlaws and inlaws A. outlaws are wanted! ------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald. ------------------------------------------------- Three Bad-Ass Mice Three mice are sitting in a bar. The first one exclaims, "I am one bad-ass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of the traps and move the bar up and down while I eat." The second one chimes in with, "Oh yeah. Well, I'm a bad-ass mouse too. In fact, I'm such a bad-ass mouse, that in my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed." The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell out, "Hey chicken, where do you think you're going?" The third one replies, "Going home to fuck the cat." ------------------------------------------------- Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and t
Things Not To Say To A Horse Owner
Riding isn't a sport, the horse does all the work/ If you kept the house as neat as you do the barn, we wouldn't have to look for things. Sure, I can ride. I went riding on my vacation two years ago. Your horse is only worth what someone will pay you for him. Oh - you're going to breed her... how long will it take her to have a litter? Gosh - your horse trailer cost more than your house! Shouldn't that saddle in your front room be in the barn? Why do you have so many horses? You can only ride one at a time. Geez- It's ONLY a horse! How much did you say you paid for those shoes? ____ is old and you don't ride him anyway, why don't you sell him? Did you know that your horse is foaming at the mouth? The way you treat that horse, you'd think it was part of your family. I heard that Dr Phil said that owning a horse is good exercise - for the horse. Haven't you outgrown that horse "thing" yet? Any phrase containing the word "hayburner" If
Murphy's Law For Witches
Murphy's Law For Witches No spell is as easy as it looks. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a spell can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop. Every spell performed to solve a problem will breed new problems. Mother Nature is sometimes a bitch. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong; and anything that cannot possibly go wrong will also go wrong. No matter what the result of a spell, there will always be someone eager to: (a) misinterpret it. (b) fake it. (c) believe that it happened as a result of his own work. Once a Ritual is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse. Everyone has a favorite ritual or spell that will not work. As soon as you mention something ... If it's good, it goes away; if it's bad it happens. If a spell requires 'x amount' of materials, then immediately before beginning, you will discover that you only possess 'x amount-1' materials. In any formul
Not Here For A Little Bit
Hello to the couple who actually read this. If anyone is wondering where I have been, I'm out in Arizona right now attending to the needs of my grandmother while she enters the transition from being married for 54 years to that of being a widow. It's not a fun time, but I'll be leaving to go back to my home in Maine on Feb. 4th. So if you actually see me on here say hello, if you don't, I'll be more active once I have returned to my home. Love to all, ~Me~
An Attorney's Advice -- At No Charge!!!
AN ATTORNEY'S ADVICE -- AT NO CHARGE!!! Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. The next time you order checks have only your initials (instead of first name) and last name put on them. If someone takes your checkbook, they will not know if you sign your checks with just your initials or your first name, but your bank will know how you sign your checks. 2. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID REQUIRED". (*I Use "Please SEE ID" as they are required to verify with every purchase. 3. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the numbers, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check proce
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Angel Family
~~ Attention Angel Family Members ~~ I really loved how hard you helped me out last nite with kings comments wow with that kind of help i can really win the contest! Remember we are to be a family here and we sure are not acting like it!! when i ask for help i should get it when other family members ask for help i would give it but it isn't working like that. Only a few of you are and i won't name who because u know who u are when you are helping me out and i thank you i will keep track as to who all help and those that don't well we will have to sit down and have a talk together. My idea about a family is to help out everyone and this just isn't happening thanks for your time maria
I Love This ..spirits Breathe
Some Of You Note About Me
i have a fucked up, sick, twisted, pervered, gross, imature, since of humor and if i offend any one of you i honeslty "DO NOT" mean to and please tell me if i do
From Sheri
Take A Stand...
Poem: Take a Stand > > Close your eyes > if you want to see > The world the way > you wish it to be > Keep them closed > nice and tight > To rid the troubles > from your sight > Be blind to the drugs > on the street > And the children that > are constantly beat > Be numb to the families > that starve each day > And the people > without a home to stay > Unaware of the elders > needing medical attention > And the slowly decrease > in retirement pension > Forget the rising costs of > our daily needs > And a gang member > whos gunshot continuously bleeds > Turn the cheek > as an abortion takes place > And when discrimination occurs > because of our race > Be deaf to the protestors > on the news we see > And to the desperate cry > of an orphans plea > Ignore the increase > of drug addiction > And all religious readings > with the world end prediction > Close your mind to > the gay or straight > And to their beli
My Newly Recorded Song---love Lust Blood Lust --
A new song by me... GLOCK MANE love lust blood lust... download and save as into your computer
Bbg Ctk President Mrs. Ben Dover
I am trying to figure out what I did to this women that she can falsly accuse someone of wrong doing and then block them so that they can not deal with the situation in a normal fashion? Any help would be greatly apperciated. This is her bbG CTK President Mrs. Ben Dover @ CherryTAP Here is her blog And if you can help this is me WonderWoman@ CherryTAP
Reminiscing on the days I held you inside of me Pleasing you totally in my only destiny Holding him softly as he grew in my hand Wanting him passionately, I'm his number one fan Teasing him boldly with the tip of my tongue We intertwine, dancing to an unheard song I place my mouth around him, I filled completely Gagging me biggest fantasy Pushing him deeper, my eyes fill with tears Uninhabited, intimately, the best I've had in years Watching your body jerk, you moan out in pleasure Drinking of you other love can measure Bath water running, my clothes fall to the floor, "baby where are you? i'm ready to be your whore" We dip into the jacuzzi i softly moan at your every touch your skin up against mine ooh i love it so much after i suck on your lips, and jack wilber off, your dick becomes nice and stiff as hard as a rock your cock glides inside of me with every thrust i groan but once you start care
Fuck. I just found out that within the next month, my wife will be leaving the country. Not for good, fortunately. She'll only be gone a week or so, but I still don't want her to go. It seems that there is always something conspiring to keep us from being able to spend any real, quality time together. I'm finally experiencing downtime from the constant parade of theater that I am always involved in, and now she's leaving. I'm not one who enjoys being alone. I find myself getting bored very quickly. I'm not really sure how I'll pass the time. Perhaps a kidnapping spree? Any takers? (Note: I'm kidding. As fun as it would be to abduct some of you, I'd never do anything to dishonor my vows.) So I appeal to your mercy. I'm hoping that when she goes, you'll send me little diversions to make the time pass more quickly. I'll keep you posted.
Untitled Poem
when i'm with you... nothing can make me blue... nothing can bring me down... clouds appear when you're away... but your smile brightens my day... i can't tell you what you mean to me... but in my heart you'll always be... for your love i'd cross the deepest ocean... to offer you my heart and a lifetime of devotion... i never wonder if you're the right one for me... in your eyes, that much i can see... tears falling is something i never want to see... i live my life to make you happy... you make me proud that i'm your man, and... not only are you my love, you're my best friend.
A Good Prayer
Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend a few precious moments with her children. Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man who can't make change correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student, balancing his apprehension over final exams with his fear of not getting his student loans for next semester. Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging for money in the same spot every day (who really ought to get a job!) is a slave to addictions that we can only imagine in our worst nightmares. Help us to remember that the old couple walking annoyingly slow through the store aisles and blocking our shopping progress are savoring this moment, knowing that,based on the biopsy report she got back last week, this will be
Pretty Girls
So I send a note to a friend about Cherry Tap, she comes on over and signs up. By the time I get to her page 3 hours later she has put up a pic. One picture, no content, nothing else. She had over 30 views with a bunch of comments, of course almost all from older men wanting to welcome her to CT and oh of course, feel free to add them as friends. This has me laughing my ass off. Men are such horn dogs! "Hey it's moving! Get it!" So what's a guy supposed to do to counter act? Where are the lady horn dogs? Do I have to take some pic's in the shower? How about some of me covered in cool whip? Honey? Jelly? How about sending a blast signed "XOXOX" and "Big kisses", or "I'm new here, please show me the ropes and I'll be just so grateful"? Maybe some of me on the bed with a sheet strategically placed? What are some suggestions? Help me out here people? lmao I know it's the way the world turns but this is the latest sign that I've had. Good stuff. It's funny because that's
Sandy..(hit The Pic)
Feel This Sometimes
A week of torments and pain missing you beyond For youre the one whom my heart grew fond I wanted to run and sought to my feelings to deny Yet thoughts of you brought tears and I would cry Lost without the face who lighted my days life Heart sick and filled with grief cutting me like a knife Drawn to your pictures and seeking your word Listening to the sweetness of your voice Ive heard Tears the held me aware of something lost A Burdon beyond the hurt and cost Unable to forget you and move on due To the lingering touch of your soul true Changed forever by knowing you as only I can Someones spells have me left no longer a free man For I am kept by a dream that may never be And I am spoken for and never want to be free Held in sweet bondage to one soul who knows me best Who can not be run from and stood the test Who I find I cant be without and be happy For god did something to my being I now see Tied me to one and tied you just as deep to me A brat sometimes I m
Very Busy
Please don't think that I am ignoring you. I am very busy with work and school
To Alll My Lovely Ladies Out There
Ok if you don't understand this song you obviously are too young or way to freak'n old and take yourself too serious. Music Video:VOLVO DRIVING SOCCER MOM (by Everclear)
World Trade!!!
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Da Da Da
My lil sis, she's soo funny and you can hear me cracking up! i love her! awwww Cutie Lee Lee
Random Q's About Me
1. Height?-- 5'6" 2. Have you ever smoked heroin?-- Fuck No 3. Do you own a gun?-- Wanna Find Out? 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appts?-- No 6. What do you think of hot dogs? - ewwwww 7. What's your favorite Christmas song?- Bah Humbug (no thats not a song) 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?-- Decaf. Green Tea 9. Can you do push ups?-- yes 10. Is your bathroom clean?-- Damn Skippy 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?-- My Medium Diamond Ring 12. Do you like painkillers?-- they do nothing for me 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?-- HaHaHa.... Flirty Eyes N Smile 14. Do you have A.D.D.?-- According to my mom I do, so Yep 16. Middle Name?-- Ann 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?-- A Hot Man, BDSM Sex, and a Cigarette 4 later 18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?-- Gas, Lunch and Cigarettes 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:-- Water, Green Tea and Vitamin Water 22. Current worry?-- Thats
Ok all, I'm back online after being gone for 2 weeks due to my computer crashing and havin to be re-done. Did ya miss me? :D
For Those Of U Who Wanna Know
to my friends on here if u r wondering why i am not really chatting i am sorry just had a realllllly bad few days....*wink* hopefully back to norm tomorrow.
Your Riddle Of The Day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good ) ...... ......... .............. .................... .... The answer is: "A Last Name." You didn't think I'd send you a dirty joke, did you???? Naw not me
Error: You Can't Rate Yourself, Foolio!
-whines- I wanna self love myself!.. poor me.. i was banned from AOL when I told an admin "i love myself there for i am gay".. now here on cherry tap.. i cannot love myself.. they only say.. "Error: you can't rate yourself, foolio!"
I lost 2 crushes! Im unworthy :(
Just something i came across while searching for a song...looks liks a good film to watch. I thought that i would post it on here and share it with you all. I really enjoyed the music, the song. Plus the film itself looks fasinating to watch. I love watching traditional chinese films, reminds me of the traditional ways they used to live and their customs. Not to forget the beautiful clothes and silks they wear. The outfits, absolutely stunning. I hope that one day when i do go to visit China someday in my life, i will bring back an outfit like that, i long to wear one.
My Heart
If you can hold my heart in your hand, Tell me the truth What would you do? Would you take care of it So it wont break Or would you leave it around So anyone can take Would you put it in a safe place So it wont get lost Or would you leave it around So it can find its own way out Would you look at it every minute to make sure its still there Or would you forget that it was even ever there Would you look at it and admire it or would you deny it and forget that you once desired it Would you hold it tight Or would you let go without even trying to fight Would you take it everywhere with you Or would you leave it behind Would you feed it well to make sure it survives Or would you not care and let it die If you can hold my heart in your hand, What would you do ? Will you tell me the truth If I tell you ill give it to you Or would you lie And make it cry
Hanging By A Thread
HAve you ever felt as if you were on a path and all was well ? Then it all turned to shit? I guess you can say I fould shit.
My Fine Is $665
What do you owe? Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $20 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your signif
I've never been a huge gambler but from time to time I find myself enjoying a game.. going to a casino has never been a huge issue for me, but this past weekend my wife's company had a party and it was a casino night theme... so we go, we get our free money (play money) and we hang out... so as we're hanging out.. i go over and play a little roulette i started off with 1000 and was soon enough down to 500.. i left the table. I wandered over to the craps table and there i stayed. My biggest problem is i don't know when to stop being on a high streak LOL. a side note.... i am very good about not going for more then i brought with me. i will not hit a mac machine in a casino. just not gonna happen I go to the casinos when i DO go for fun.. expecting not to come home with the money i bring with me. So anyway... I go to the craps table, not too sure of the rules... vaguelly familiar with some... and i watch for about five minutes... two rollers... and i drop my money for the thir
I Feel Like Shit
damn last night me and my girls went out to play shuffleboard,, and we got just alittle drunk.. ok alot drunk. there was boobies and panties and pictures and alot i mean alot of bud light and whiskey sours at our table.. our team won all four but the way i feel today i dont know if that was worth it... yeah it was.. so we went back to my house about 11:30 then got a call from the other team at jojo's and they wanted us to come down and have a few drinks...(as if any of us needed anymore) so we went down but i had my housecoat and slippers on so they were all teasing me... they were just upset cause i was the only comfortable one hehehe well everyone have a great day and hopefully next wednesday i wont feel as bad...( i doubt that but i can hope right)
The Path To Nowhere
Transformation Through Meditation and Awareness This is based on the teachings of Osho who was an enlightened master of no religion. His teachings are basically the core of paganism in that he pulls from many different religions but stresses that individuality is most important. Osho is like a modern day Buddha or Jesus. He passed away only 12 years ago, so many of his teachings are adaptable to present day situations. This is not a how-to blog, it is a to-do blog. You will find your own methods; Im just presenting the facts. As for transforming yourself through meditation and awareness this has been quite an eye-opening experience for me. Its not necessary to plan a day or an hour to meditate, this is about making your whole life a meditation. It is about using every moment, whether it be at work or play, to become aware of everything around you and its about going into every moment of your day totally. From my experience, awareness is really the key to transformation so-
Drinks & Personalities
,,`,,,`,,, 7 NY Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks? They interviewed seperately, then concurred on almost all accounts. The Results: ,,`,,,`,,, Drink: BEER Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. ,,`,,,`,,, Drink: BLENDER DRINKS Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. ,,`,,,`,,, Drink: MIXED DRINKS Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink (Note** TRUE **) ,,`,,,`,,, Drink:
Cars, Cars, Cars In Default Pics...
Many default pics -- all you see is their car! :D mysteryvan@ CherryTAP ron germy@ CherryTAP BhamBuggy@ CherryTAP Diesel@ CherryTAP or, their bike.... towguy@ CherryTAP Just a quick question -- when you open the doors, where are the people??? ;)
Meant For Someone
Life is a gem cherish it life is beautiful love it as lovely as it is; we're made to be part of it i cherish each moment i spent in writting you i love each moment of waiting to read your reply miles apart we are but it seems we're next door your face i never see but each time i read ur message i feel your presence!
A Mumm I Did
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they maybe connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to give 100% at work......... 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday and 5% Friday And help me to remember................ When Im having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up....... It takes 42 muscles to frown 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!!
You Ppl On My Friends List Deff Need To Read This!!!!
ok im sick of you guys asking me to help you out on your contests and other BS!!!!!!!!! ok for the second time in a row.. ive asked some of you for help and shit, and you all look at me like im asking you to jump off a bridge or some shit. well its not just a 1 freakin way street here. if i help you out in any ways then the least yall could do is help me out. and for those of you who add me just to so you have alot of friends and never talk. well im sick of it to. its not a popularity contest. im just sick of the BS thats why i quit myspace and got on here!!! so if your all wondering what this is about... im deleteing ppl. so yeah if you want to stay on my friends you seriously need to let me know. and soon. and im not leaving anymore comments or rating anything else untill some of you return the favor i have shown some of you!!!!! if you dont like oh well delete me!!!!
If you would have asked me 3 days ago if I thought I was going to have to bury my mother I would have said yes! Now...the women is pulling through...granted I don't know what type of neurological damage she may have but she is fighting like hell! Wow...what a relief!! I just wanted to let you all know and say thanks for being so awesome I really appreciate it... Talk to you soon...
Medical Distinction Between Guts And Balls!!
Medical Distinction between Guts and Balls!! We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
Sad Nfl News
Ok...Im a die-hard Packer fan! Born and raised in Wisconsin..But.... I thought this was fuckin funny! Enjoy :) The NFL announced today that for financial reasons they had to eliminate one team from the league. So they've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs. They will be known as the..........TAMPACKS. Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string...
Funny Irish Jokes!!
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." ababab Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when
just checking to see who actualy reads these and if u read this and respond u get a special prize best reply wins. so on with the battle
More Funny Alice
Prettiest Cop On The Block I'm 6 foot 3 with a fist like a hammer And I work with the Vice Squad when I can And when I pull out my badge they forget all my glamor Little guys all surprised Take a seat Peek at me It's a bust I'm a man I'm the prettiest cop on the block I set your souls on fire Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I'm cool and I'm so mean Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I've handcuffed your desire I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock My kids are confused and my wife is in shock I'm a full blooded man not a weak immitation I like to flex my arms in the neon lights I'm a queen on the street and a king at the station It's a secret of mine, not a sign I'm gonna make that right Because.. I'm the prettiest cop on the block I set your souls on fire Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I'm cool and I'm so mean Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block I've handcuffed your desire I've got a stiff reputation with a stic
Just Thoughts
"... the chant unique and erect of the poet as if the muse and him were learning, from each other, the shadowed lines of navigating lights, just for the pleasure of crossing the salt of duets not yet tasted..." "Reading is a need, like breathing, writing is a lust, like living. Both are a passion, always evolving, through both I perceive and learn, always growing. Then, each one of them becomes a part of me, like dreaming, and we all become segments in harmony of the fruit of creation, that tastes much better when it is shared. Like love." The gift is a dance ******************88 a subtle ballet of whispered dreams and winged desires, interlacing breaths and arabesques of luminescent revelations between the hushed essence of a kiss and the hues blending in the eyes. The gift is a scented score of petal-like echoes touching and composing a whole garland a duet of answers of blossoms in perfect harmony to play upon the
Cherry Points
cherry points r hard to get when u get higher lol but anyways wifey is beating me and i would love to beat her and also have more friends than her so please comment and rate me please
Precious Words
I caress those words, like diamonds and am not surprised by the hard glitter or the chilling shudder like certain eyes that fixedly stare, cold and rough that they, the words, carve upon my skin. So, I tear them from my caresses, yes, from my fingers, and open my hands to let them fall, the words, as obsolete as jewels of treasures no longer sought, to the bottom of nothing. Thus I strip myself and my caresses of those words, like diamonds And I am not surprised that a precious, warm reverberation, a gem-like splendour glowing from other fingers, from other eyes, as smooth as lips bare of words and simply loving - suddenly, eloquently, come to adorn me of caresses.
Owwie :(
I hurt so bad. My back especially. I slept with a heating pad on my back last night...and it was fine. Until I woke up. I can't move very well right now. If i move left - it hurts. If i move right - it hurts too. I've taken some back pain meds....even thats not working. Argggh! Anyone got some strong painkillers???? LOL
Barley On Fire
they burn, the afternoon and all the faces of that ambiguity trickling, crystalline, down the flanks. they oscillate, the mares, between heat and fear, precise, upon the barley on fire. awes, in the remoteness of eyes, the hurdles may not be more insuperable, after all, than the edge of the wind, once the manes are loose. they ripen, the secret bows of the jump, already a weight, licit, upon the croup and impetus within. and one sole, ultimate neigh, rises, where the vehemence of the wait unbridles all fundamentals in the triumph of the sparks. very close to the perceptible faces that drink from that ambiguity like from one sole thirst in the most crystalline of reflections. burning, in the afternoon.
I Love You/or Not
I love you or not I love you when your asleep I love when your not looking I love you when your gone I love you when your home I love you all day long Ill love your in bed Ill love you when your dead So do i love you or not?? Brandy i love you just the way you are.,.,.,.,. By Twistedshadow
Had To Find Out
You Are More Like Angelina Jolie Bad girl with a heart of gold. You are smart, sexy, and strong willed. You aren't against stealing another girl's man... If he's better off with you!Are You More Like Jennifer or Angelina?
Milf Contest ..cum Help Me Out And Vote
Hush Shshshsh
No drama, just life going on behind no other curtains than those caressed by warm, merged sighs of intimacy. Just life, not a romantic play, performed to match the expectations, the longings of audiences, skeptical enthralled or dreamy just life, simply lived, to the final bow with hands entwined, before the end of another day that could indeed be the last, and so was lived as intensely and fully as the first. No drama, no mysteries, no secluded story lines in starry-eyed sceneries just life being avidly lived and loved; a walk around the orchard on a sunny afternoon ardent kisses shared under the chestnut trees a passionate run, our breaths quickening, clothes shed impatiently, bodies locked and spirits soaring and lots of blissful, unwritten poetry!
Part 8
Her face kind of showed she had some plans . and was just about to make them real.. a smile to that he couldn't say no, even if he wanted to. But he surly did not... They both still were soaking wet... her body was shining in the artificial light, her wet long hair hanging down over her shoulders on her chest and her back. She stopped a few inches away from the basin. there was a big mirror behind it on the wall. she kept pulling his hand till he stood directly behind her. They both had to smile when they looked into the mirror, well knowing this was the first time they actually beheld themselves together. He took the wet hair that was hanging over her chest and joined it was the hair that already hanging over her back. Then he put his hands around her, put them on her belly and pulled her closer to himself carefully. His hard penis was pressed on her back.. he could feel it was partly on the upper end of her crack and upwards on her back. She turned her head to the left, he b
My Friend Brandy Sent Me This Poem I Dont Knoew Who Rote It But I Love It!!!!!
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. If any one knows who rote it could you tell me.. Thank you
The Invisible Field Of Love
So far from myself, so close to numbness enclosed in the wispy milkiness of morning verve limply outlining the trajectory of this stupor, so sluggishly similar to walking within gelatinous roots of feathers yet to form beyond the bird to be inside the egg, Im a song that does not hatch and a flight too lethargic to break through the shell. Yet, the trees await me, as they wave softly in the design of air and probe into the density of haze, ultimately sifting in their appeal in shades of boughs and their counterpart in dapples of sun. It is then that I perceive you, perched upon lines of eagerness and rustling leaves that scatter in a shower of colours and modulations the redolence of hope and the wakefulness of space. So close to myself, so far from dettachment you plunge in full wing into my core and swiftly draw my evasion out and high in the open, until it unfurls with all the decipherability of a poem about to soar. In the amplitu
Live For Freedom
I am sick of the world telling us how we should live. We the people are losing our rights. We give up our personal freedoms more and more every day. We are losing the right to how we treat ourselves. I don't have the right to smoke in a public place here in the state of Ohio.I don't have the right to smoke weed if i want to. More people in the USA die from drunken drivers than from people who smoke weed. Did you know that one of the major anti drug sponsors is the Busch. Yes the same ones who kill our people from rotting livers. We all have personal choices we can make in life but, we should not have to have our minds made up for us by our dear government. Our government is now tapping our phonecalls and emails to make sure we are not terrorists. That is all fine and dandy but where will it stop. What is stopping them from going further into our lives. Wake up America. Your life is at stake.we are big boys and girlswe can make our own choices. Watch carefully as to how many rights you
Man Laws ( Feel Free To Add To It In Comments )
MAN LAWS... 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At th
Tupac Alive An Well
Written March 6, 2006
HATE.......if I only knew this emotion Current mood: loved I've never hated someone, but if I were to you would be at the top of the list............and this comes from my heart !!! I'm sick of the low blows which spew from your cockdock in regards to me and mine, I'm sick of the wise ass comments you make in reference to me and mine, I'm sick of the threats you make directly to me and indirectly to get back to me , the put downs, the accusations, I'm just plain sick of you........... and you do these things why??? Because you can't have me !!! Remember one thing loser I didn't fuck up and end us, it was you....... You have spoke ill of me why? because you are hurt, well get the fuck over it !!!! It's that ugliness and evil that's inside you which preys upon hurting others via belittling, criticizing, and sabotaging their character in front of those who are so weak minded they believe your twisting of the truth is a reality, and foolishly think you're some fuckin
What Icecream Are You
You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?
Frog Fishin
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day long an he done run outta night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he see a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decide to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be real careful or he git bit. He snuk up behine dat snake and grab him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirm and wrap hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux hada real good grip on his haid. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and put it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux know dat he cain't let go dat snake or he gonna bite him good . . . . . . so he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pull out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker. He pour some drops in de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs dey roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreau
Abc's For Fun
Use the alphabet and spell your name. Enjoy. A : you like to drink. B : Great in bed. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million E : Great in bed. F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : You like to drink. N: best kisser ever. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Great in bed. S : Easy to fall in love with. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. Z : Always ready.
No,it is not born from my own obstinacy this vision of the artist or from any obsesiveness regarding auras of light and brushstrokes over a background of music soaring towards stars beyond times in exhibition, and perhaps proof of sea where the longings of previous muses reached nothing but vague canvases of sky Consider the wind, and listen to its reflection sprinkled with open smiles when you think of embraces expanding colours in flights that a running quill writes as streams or soft dreams sweetly cooing and then, suddenly, releasing screams of a dawn that has already flowed into the waves and is liberated upon the paradoxical shore of bodies that have merged Can you perceive, now how you surge, fantastic, and yet outlined, so limpid in the tangible imagery of my drawings that your fingertips mirror in the smoothness of perfect contours a mere instant away from becoming a poem on the lips? It is not even becaus
well i'm back home, doctor said i was ready to go out i survived lol :D took pics of this little things i got in my tummy, but i don't feel comfy, they are itching and in some parts my tummy hurts, so tomorrow i'll download the pics and show everyone where i was the last 3 days :P thanks for all the messages of good luck and the prayers... love you all!
Ladies If You Interested In Getting In Shape are really good sites to go and check out if you look'n to get in shap and all also Calorie Counters is a really good book to read...
What Mythical Creature Are You?
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel92%Faerie83%Mermaid67%Demon59%Dragon42%WereWolf33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with
I Didn't Run Away ...
Hello Everyone . Im not ignoring you all . I havnt run away .. I've got a Project going on that Ive got to get done by the Begining of May .. and its going to be something else . ( I Hope) .. My Son as most of you know is graduating this year and his school every year has the Senior Class hold a Renaissance Fair .. this is their Senior Project and a Large part of their grade so ..I'm out here looking with Mike for a Pattern to start making whichever he decides on .. So far we've got it narrowed down to Two .. If we do decide to actually make this costume I'll be posting pics of its progress .. if I don't Ill post pics of the Fair which is in mid May) So .. Im out .. Hoping you all have a wonderful nite and Ill be back tommorrow *Hugs* to all . Toodles ! Wen :)
Ritual For Peace
Design this ritual to suit your needs. Choose candle colors that represent the things you seek peace for (e.g., maybe green and brown for peace on earth). "From out of the dark and into the light A circular mark, a candle burns bright. I look towards the song do I sing. Spirits soar high and gifts do I bring. I offer my all! My mind, I then clear Harken my call! I feel you are near! Candle burns higher; my spirits set free! Hotter than fire, this magick will be! Let magick come 'round, from under the ground, To form with my sound and then, to be bound! Around me I feel the magick so real, Before you I kneel.. the spell I now seal! Let all hatred CEASE! And let there be PEACE! These words that I say, with magick AWAY! This spell that I send is now at an end. Let the magick I've laid, go forth and not fade! SO MOTE IT BE!"
The Bad Boy ,the Ambassador
You look across the room and see the ambassador everything disappears no walls or doors or air between us just your eyes and the ambassador Your thoughts become jumbled, twisted and turned inside out all that exists in this moment is the ambassador, across the room everything disappears but the bad boy the ambassador.
Spell For Protection In The Snow
Spell for Protection in the Snow You will need: One peppercorn A pinch of salt Pinch of powdered ginger Pinch of powdered cloves A small pinch of red cotton cloth Place the peppercorn in you bowl saying and visualizing: I charge you with protection Place the salt in saying: I charge you with stability Place the cayenne pepper in saying: I charge you with warmth. Place the ginger in saying: I charge you with protection Place the cloves in saying: I charge you with protection. Mix the assembled spices and salt with your fingers, visualize yourself having a safe health, guarded time. Now transfer the hers to the center of the cloth squares. Fold in half and in half again and sew up the ends. Carry this with you. Make a new charm ever snowy season.
Please Help Her Out
My baby daughter is in the teenager contest.. Please far as I know I went to every female on HELLCATS Hitlist today and dropped some votes.. Now I'm asking for some help here.. Thank You..
Healing Magic
This is a ritual for healing any problem. This is usually best performed on a waning moon, when it is almost new moon. You cannot perform this ritual on someone else without them being present. You can, however, guide the person who needs healing to do this ritual on their own. It is only effective if the person with the ailment performs it, so it is ideal to heal yourself. Your primary ritual tool will be an element. Choose one from the list that is most appropriate for whatever area of the body you will be healing: * Abdomen: Fire * Arms: Earth * Blood: Air * Bones: Earth * Chest: Air * Ears: Water * Eyes: Water * Feet: Earth * Genitalia: Fire * Hands: Earth * Heart: Fire * Legs: Earth * Lungs: Air * Mind: Fire * Nose: Air * Skin: Earth * Stomach: Water * Teeth: Earth * Throat: Air * Uterus: Water You should prepare for the ritual with a ritual bath. Once you are ready, you can go to your magical place and get ready. Your working area should be equipp
Last Night
Last night in my thoughts an image of you in shimmering light My tears glistened in reflection brought forth by the ache in my heart Oh the trembling in my soul craving the gentleness of your touch The bitter chill of emptiness thirsting the warmth of your smile In anguish, I close my eyes awaiting the angels of sleep The pain of your absence gone for in my dreams we walk together Just as it should be ....
Banish Bad Memories
Memory Rite This is a rite used to rid oneself of potentially damaging block, or denied memories- "The premise for this rite is that we all have blocked memories in ourselves, that we either won't, or can't face. They may include everything from being teased at school by our 'friends' to emotional, physical, or mental abuse by parents, loved ones, etc. The purpose of this rite is to draw these hidden memories up into a closed box, open it in a manner similar to the Pandora myth, and meet, greet, and make peace with the memories, as they can be very detrimental to one's ego growth if kept hidden. Instead of finding hope in our boxes though, we will find acceptance, and peace with oneself, and one's past. " This rite is good for anyone, even those who assume they have had perfect childhoods. You don't always realize the past is dragging you down until it is too late, and you would be amazed by what you can find out about yourself! You will need: Yellow candles Kamea of sol A
My Hart
most man will not write some thing like these but i'm not most man.i need some one i can love and will love me hart lust for man hude lust will just hart relly hurt for a woman to love.the way i fill win a woman is in my armes i have almost just fill so good to hode a woman just hode her in my armes.i dont know y i'm even writing these i gess to get it out if u thank u can help me out will go a head.
EIGHT last's: 8. last cigarette: two minutes ago 7. last beverage: mountain dew 6. last phone call: my sister 4. last cd played:lol.. the reup. 3. last BUBBLE bath: years past 2. last time you cried: febuary 14 2004 1. last meal: super nachos SEVEN have you's: 7. have you ever dated someone twice? yes 6. have you ever been cheated on? Yes 5. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it? no 4. have you ever fallen in love? more than once 3. have you ever lost someone? you mean died no 2. have you ever been depressed? i am living right 1. have you ever had a heartbreak? yes the worst betrayal is how it happened too SIX things you did in the last three days: 1. Worked 2. drank 3. made out 4. showered 5. watched movie (saw 3 rules) 6. got yelled at list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to: Rob Britty Moe Josh THIS YEAR... Made a new friend? Yes. Fallen out of love? no. Laughed until you cried? yes at saw 3 Went behind your parents
Poems From The Darkside
Love - at what price? Love. Thoughts swirling though my mind. I can't stop them. Emotions twist through the confusion, cresting waves, and black depths. One moment I'm high, happy, and all I want is there, the next, shadows creep over, darkness returns, talons sinking deep down, taking root. Alone, feeling low, passion still rising, ever darker, unsure of my footing, as the peaks of emotion twist to become crevasses, great expanses of darkness, terrifying intensity, so far to fall. Or to climb. Lost in the depths, waiting for the next change of emotion, reversing the emotional landscape once more, however briefly. Love is the turbulence, the greatest of addictions, the darkest of sorrows. Mere moments of happiness, to be lost in the confusion, followed by days of shadows. Haunted, addicted, chained and bound. No matter the price, I'll pay it. No matter the time, I'll wait it. No matter the heartache, I'll take it. Sweet drops of happiness, prettier th
Snow Days....
Today was an ok day...OK so no i lied...Today was a SHITTY day...I think that when there is snow that its time to act like you can drive the same But when your driving 70 and then theres ICE and you dont slow down and spin out of control....Ya not good...OR when u are driving 55 down Michigan ave and there is a light and you dont start stopping till its almost close as hell and there is a truck stopped there at the RED LIGHT and when u cant stop because of the ICE you hit the person in the ass!! YA thats what happened...Gotta love idiots that drive like that...Not much damage to my truck but enough that i am pissed off...And the chick was like "OMG i dont no why i couldnt stop" maybe if u got off the damn cell phone and sloweed down and remembered the ICE you would of...She was mad becuase she dumped her lattee...I just told her to give me her info...I called the cops and blah blah...She told the cops that she had no idea what happened...The cops laughed..DUH rear ending someone is
A Poem
A Path Uneventful is where I'm at Waiting for things to happen Pushing buttons uncertain Wondering where I am at Rushing out into the cold Wishing there was something warm Heating up these feelings inside Asking who will love me now I wait and think to myself Putting emotions into words While I'm here I wait for it The one to call my own... ~~~~~~Timmy~~~~~~
Winds Pt.1 (tool)
You... You believed ... You believed in moments [none could see / God conceived] You believed in me A passionate spirit Uncompromised Boundless and open A light in your eyes that / Could end all lies] [Vacant / Broken], broken Fell at the hands of this moment so that I wouldn't see It was you who prayed for me so What have I done To be a son to an angel? What have I done To be worthy? Daylight dims leaving cold fluorescence Difficult to see you in this light Please forgive this selfish question, but What am I to say to all these ghouls tonight She never told a lie, ... well might have told a lie, But never lived one. Didn't have a life Didn't have a life But surely saved one So I'm alright Now it's time for us to let you go.
This One Is Long So I Blogged It
1. Are you a Health Freak? Hehehe, well I am some kind of freak 2. Have you ever been to college? If not those bastards lied on those certificates and I wnna know who I am paying that money too 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? Are you offerning to help me join? 4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? DO you know my neighbours? Do you like them? 5. Would you kill someone? Uh . . . not again . . . shit . . .disregard answer 6. Do you have any piercings? A few are left . . . wanna play with them? 7. Have you ever been arrested? I have no record to be found in that area 8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? Well she had those sad big puppy dog eyes and how can you say no to a puppy 9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? Are you offering to make me have more? 10. Have you ever stolen something? Virgintity . . . I took it without remorse 11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? I have been hit on by m
Exquisite Pain...or Love
EXQUISITE PAIN...OR LOVE Can anything be more beautiful than a rose? Its petals are so soft and fragrant to the nose. The rose, of all flowers, is most compared to love. Although others smell sweet, the rose scent ranks above. Can anything cause pain as swiftly as a thorn? The instantly felt prick seems to be there to warn. Don't be solely taken by outward beauty fair. Exquisite pain is felt when charmed hearts are laid bare. Infatuation's grab may include many thorns. Be sure to look at what beauty's flower adorns. If the rose is lovely, and thorns are cut away, the precious gift of love may find your heart and stay!
Emotional Day
Today my good friend and brother Curtis Leonard may finally rest in peace. His murderer, the piece of shit who shot and killed him while robbing a store was convicted of murder in the first degree and will most likely be sentenced to death.As my friends and and i were sitting in Chima Brazilian Steakhouse having lunch were called back to the courtroom. It was sobering to think that if not for the killer John S Lane who we sat face to face to with in court for the last week, Curtis would most likely have been enjoying lunch with us, his friends. When we buried Curtis over the three days he lay in state, over 1000 people came to pay respects, cry, and show him the love we all felt for our most worthy brother. I had the privelege to address the shocked crowd who came from far and near to mourn his untimely death. How many of us will ever have that many people come to pay their last respects for us? This is testament to how many people Curtis had touched, impacted in a positive way. As I s
The Patient (tool)
A groan of tedium escapes me, Startling the fearful. Is this a test? It has to be, Otherwise I can't go on. Draining patience, drain vitality. This paranoid, paralyzed vampire act's a little old. But I'm still right here Giving blood, keeping faith And I'm still right here. Wait it out, Gonna wait it out, Be patient (wait it out). If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out. If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along This tedious path I've chosen here I certainly would've walked away by now. And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may. Be patient. I must keep reminding myself of this. And if there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. And I still may. Gonna wait it out.
House Blessing
Assemble: 1. Salt & Water 2. Incense (fire and air) 3. Milk & Honey 4. Oil (for anointing) 5. Wine (for offering) 6. Bells, Pots, Pans, Whistles, etc. Cast a circle in the main room (livingroom) and after casting, visualize the circle expanding to include the entire house. Call upon the spirits and energies living in the house (or apartment). Invite those who will be harmonious with the new household and its energies to remain. Invite/ask those who will be happier elsewhere to depart. Release all "energies" not compatible with the new household. (This may be expressed as a "release" in order to unbind anything that may be stuck.) Then call upon, greet, and invite ancestors, patron deities, and all harmonious spirits and energies to dwell in the house as they please. Gather up the pots, pans, and all the noise-makers. Go to each door and window, not forgetting the fire-place and dog-door, making as much racket as humanly possible-to shoo out anything unwanted. (This is hy
My Quiz On How I Am In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God88%A Romantic45%Virgin28%How are you in bedcreated with
Your Tear..
Don't know why he does what he does Playing lost and found with your love Trying to confuse you, use you Girl. he's gonna lose you sure enough Don't know why he says all those things Always shootin' down all your dreams He ought to know better than that He ought to be watching his back 'cause you know you know Girl I'd love to shine in your eyes If only for just a moment Girl I'd be satisfied If I could only touch your cheek Baby that's all I'd need To make my life complete Girl I know I can make you smile If you knew that I was here Wishing that I could just be your tear I don't know why he cant find the words Saying all those things you deserve Girl if it was me there I swear You know you wouldn't have to feel so unsure About what tomorrow would bring Don't you know I'd give everything If I could just hold you like him If I could be more than just friends 'Cause you know you know Girl I'd love to shine in your eyes If only for just a moment Girl
Writing And Poetry
At last I've found a voice for to speak,To the Queen of England from her subject so meek.How can you sleep at night, mind peaceful body limp,Enjoying life to the fullest with nary a hint,Of how your old money came into hands On the backs of others in far away lands.Your monarchy grew by leaps and by boundsNot once did you question how your fourtunes were found.Do you let your mind wander to the days of old, When your ancestors reached out and went for the gold?In thier greed they starked claim with a flag and thier rules,Saying "Nobody's here just some savaged fools."You said you discovered there for you owned,All riches and resources the indians called home.We thought you spoke truth with your treaties so grand,We lost our life styles and you took the land.Some tears some bitterness and plenty of hurt,A people worn down by your laws and your dirt.Exploitation, assimilation words not easy to say,From a people who survived and won't go away.Like the pheonix we're rising from bended knee
Love Know And Forever
LOVE NOW AND FOREVER Love is a gift... a most precious find that takes over a heart before it enters the mind. Love is a feeling... very hard to explain that moves as a pounding wave much too powerful to restrain. Love is an emotion often sought, and sometimes found that works its way deep down inside leaving embracing people spellbound. Love is an attraction... bursting into brilliant flame. that shows in its bright afterglow neither any credit nor any blame. Love is a reaction... passion filled with strong desire that draws a couple much closer filling both with its hot, burning fire. Love is a blessing... a presence in the soul that draws people together making two complete as one whole. Love is full trust... a reliance on care that soars to newly reached heights within hearts most honest and fair. Love is a promise... of the times tried but still true Love may suddenly be found when it's least expected by you.
Fears Please understand what I have to say, It comes from my heart, And grows deeper each day. A life of joy and honest love, I'd searched my soul, And prayed to above. Asked God to send someone for me, Someone to love, A love someone would see. But many years had passed me by, Prayers were all but lost, I'd given up, I'd accepted fate, Too high was the cost. A friendly chat was what I searched, A laugh along the way. A single thought, A blinded hope, To brighten up my day. But heaven opened up it's doors, And blew a gentle kiss. I opened my arms, Held tight my heart. It carried things I could not miss. You were on that kiss, God sent to me, A gift a loving heart. You carried warmth and joy within, A wonder from the start. Now months have passed, And love has grown. A fear so strong inside. That God will call you back to him, No place for us to hide. To lose you now, Would take my life, And throw it to the dark. An endless cold, A lifeless life,
Strollin' Up To The Bar...
...ordering up a lemon meringue martini and lettin' it rip. I'm a 36 yr old wife and mother of three. My husband, Seraphyim, is in the Army. We live in Colorado Springs, CO where I run a mobile DJ/Karaoke service (Diva Does Karaoke), predominantly for the soldiers who serve on Fort Carson. By day, I stay at home and home-school my children. I love blogging ( and I love shopping (got two closets full of shoes to prove it). My husband and I have been together for 9 yrs and married for 7. I have lived in Colorado for 11 years. I don't have much else to say right now, so I'll finish my drink and be on my way.
Prodigy- Smack My Bitch Up
Sex Application.
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "sex APPLiCATiON
Chalk Art...this Is Really Amazing!!!!
Julian Beever is an artist who is based in the U.K. His work primarily includes Anamorphic Chalk Art on the sidewalks. Anamorphic Art is drawn on a flat surface which gives a 3D illusion. Following is a list of his Art Work which are viewed from the correct angle.
Anemica Beautiful one, One with the rising sun. She is alive She is dead. Anemica, she'll shine for you. Beautiful child, One free in the wild. She's all we need All we plead. Anemica, she'll shine for you. Her smiles hold true, Her tears hold through The hardest parts. Anemica, she is here She'll shine for you. 2006, Leticia Young
Are You A Girl Or A Grown Woman?
Grown Women Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even
Update On Whats Going On With My Music
Hard Core... By Sexy_vixen
The animal instincts set in... As we circle each other.... staring each other down.... wondering who was going to pounce first... I see the sweat forming on your forehead... I feel the heat beating off of you... I see your nostrils flaring.... I see your tongue licking your lips as a predator is ready to go in for a kill. I feel the sweat pouring off of me as I am staring you down with my blue eyes with pool of desire and passion. I feel sweat forming in my hands. I feel the wetness forming between my legs as I know what is to come The greediness of our own desires to satisfy each other... The need to satisfy our hunger The make each other moan our names.... to scream at the top of our lungs as the organisms... erupt inside of us releasing the love that we have for each other This is what's all about.... Harcore sex... Taking it rough and fast and deep.... Pounding the bodies togehter only hearing the slap of balls against the skin heari
Untitled-- Im used, used like a dirty tissue Tears fall and then catch in my hands These events, this life, becomes the issues Grow up, come on, take it like a real man. How can you live a life behind closed doors? Have dreams of becoming something, so much more Dream, Dream like there is no tomorrow No actions, just fears of heartbreak and sorrow Why are you alive, when all you do is hide Crushes with no path, lost on the outside How can you be empty and be lost for eternity Break out of the barrier, set yourself free. No more tears fallen from my eyes I became someone, to much surprise. Look, new surroundings, open skies So many times, finally, the last try.
Watch What You Say !! Too Funny
Did you ever say something that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did... 1. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. 2. I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." 3. My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysteri
Peom By Iah
Cold This world is so cold, as if made intirerly of stone... And People's word's can cut you to the bone.... There is one that stand's alone.... Desperatly trying to set the tone... Marching to a drummer all there own... No one see the tear's inside or the fear they try to hide... In this world of blind to the mind And most are forgotten and left behind... Remember you are not alone, There is one that stand's beside you, Not there to Guide you..... But the one who see's inside of you..... Copyright 2006 Iah Darha
Cause That's How I Roll.......
I'm going to Disneyland with 5 girls & I'm the only guy.... Jealous? I'll be posting pictures, if the person with the camera emails them to me. :)
Leaving For A Couple Of Days
To all my friends, fans, lovers, stalkers, do not despair I will be back on Saturday afternoon, you behave and don't get in trouble. See you soon!!!! Carlos
Chasing The Ghost Of Twain Or: Falling In Love With Sam
Published by the Territorial Enterprise / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED We were agreed. We would convene in Virginia City, Nevada, there to partake of what entertainments and arousal as came our way, but to remain steadfast in each others company. Adhering to that proverbial admonition about defecating within ones own tethered radius, we set out, separately, for that great historic venue in the Washoe Mountains, most widely known as the literary birthplace of one rabblerousing writer, Mark Twain, formerly, Sam Clemens of Hannibal. It was also the place where the Earth gave birth to great hordes of gold and silver, so much so that, one might even say that in the early years of the 1860s, it produced enough silver to fund the Union Army during the Civil War. One might also venture to say that the Civil War was won by purchase, with gold and silver from Virginia City, Nevada Territory. So it was then, that it was decided that I would secure a room at the Silver Queen Hotel, which i
Blissful Recreation Of The Cosmos In E Major
......Close my eyes. awaken the spirit, shed your darkness and open your soul to it. fear not the light, Bathe infinitely in the brilliant space, where the illusion of time stands not. have what you wish. loves all and knows no ill, join in the Boundless energy within all things. at one thought your desires appear. one for you, one for me, one for all, one for them, and one for us. speak not, feel. Love and Drift off into the Still cosmos in your sleep.
Why Robin Is Going To Be A Lesbian...
Well, i know I am probably gonna get my ass chewed for this one... but holy fucking shit... i hate men... you say one thing, and BAM, WWIII... i mean, HOLY FUCKING HELL.... I am not mentioning names, nor the discussion.... all i am going to say is, i now remember why i like being single... and why i don't like men, and why i keep breaking up with them, because i CANNOT deal with some of their BULLSHIT... i mean WHAT THE FUCK is going on inside your heads?!?!?! REALLY?!?!?! COME THE FUCK ON!!!! I say ONE THIGN, and it's like i fucking started a war... I don't get it... although, i know i'm over-reacting, because i do that.... often... but still, why i just spent an hour defending myself over something i felt, i don't know... I am so fucking confused right now... this ahs been the shittiest week for me... can anything go right? seriously... I know i suck at relationships... i have never denied that... but holy fucking hell... is this really my fault? Did i say something wrong? I don't g
I Want....
I have posted this one before I guess this type of guy is hard to find cuz I'm still looking for the guy that will do this and luv me for me! If u beleive u r this kind of kind let me know! I need to honestly know if there are guys like this still out there!! I want a man who would move the hair away from my eyes and then *kiss* me. *hold my hand* in the line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Someone who would *sing* to me at random moments. A guy who would get mad at someone if they called me *ugly* or was mean to me. I want someone who would call me *3 times* a day if he went away. Someone who would let me gossip to him and would just smile and agree with everything I said. *Kiss* me a million times a day. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me *laugh*. he would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me a teddy bear hugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and *smile* when he did it. And we'd *make out* in the poring rai
A Day In The Life
Hi everyone! I havent really had a chance to let you all in on my crazy life yet, but now you will all learn as start writing my blogs. Also to all who has stopped by to say hi or to check me out, I want to say thanks, im always looking to meet new people and reconnect with old ones too! My life as a pornstar is quite crazy, irritating at times, but definitely an adventure! I cant wait to start filling you all in on my daily events that happen to me. Sometimes, the oddest and most unusual chain of eventsoccur all in the same day, things that just dont happen to normal people. So keep checking back in to learn more about me! xoxo
60 Things Not To Say Ata Naked Party
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Ever
Heaven On Earth...
Poem: Heaven on Earth > > Golden wings upon your back > Spread them wide > Like an eagle > A Leap from the heavens > Sends you soaring > > Come to me... > Will you, come to me? > > Adorned in white from head to toe > Softly glowing in the night > Like an angel > Flying down from clouds of purity > Sends you floating > > Come to me... > Will you, come to me? > > A backless dress I will wear > Sequins sparkling > Like the stars > Waiting on the ground of sin > Sends me wanting > > As you come to me... > > A painted angelic face > Of pastel pink and blue > Like a baby's blanket > Looking in the sky > Sends me waiting > > As you come to me... > > Wings broken and bleeding > Softly fall suffering > Like a wounded bird > Landing on cold hard ground > Finds you hurting > > As I come to you... > Like you came to me > > Tattered and dirty > Sweating and smelling > Like a lost soul > Struggling from
The Answer To All Your Questions ""why Dont I Have Nsfw Photos""
Artsy Huh?
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract Yuppies! You attract geeks! You attract unstable people! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?
New Pics
posted some new pics check em out and let me know what you think please.....thhanx luv ya'll
Best Sex For Me
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
Late Night Tv
It's kinda annoying that our sleep schedules are so off that I'm up and awake at 1:22 in the morning...I sleep too much... I'm sitting here listening to the end credits of "Inuyasha" and find myself thinking, 'hmm, doesn't really matter what show it is, I usually like the music in anime. Of course, one of my favorite shows is "Cowboy Bebop" so... yeah. I also like mythbusters... well some of them... the other ones are just dumb :P .... I'm going to curl up in a ball on the chair now ::^-^:: hopefully I'll get sleepy...
Hottest Cherry Contest
New! A Marc Klaas Video Blog Re: Shawn And Ben.
A Monkey?
Good Morning. I pause because todays topicI cant even believe I am lowering myself to talking about. I have heard many times the phrase that our country is being run my Monkeys. Case in point does that mean Uncle Sam is a Monkeys Uncle? Or the other way around? I have never heard of this next name before but perhaps you have. Mr. Adam Monk. Have you? I havent until this morning while coming into work on snowy ass roads and temps into the high teens. The conversation had turned to stock markets on the radio and who has bested the market four years running. Stock Market that is. You got it, Mr. Adam Monk is who. He has picked the three top area stocks four years running and he is an employee of the Chicago Sun Times newspaper. Normally hearing about a person who had done such a feat would surely be popular and receive many calls and questions how he does it. But, Adam doesnt speak English. Well actually Adam doesnt speak French, Russian or Italian either. His favorite foods includ
Your Kiddin Right?
So I am in this alluring eyes contest currently in 3rd place cuz noone votes for me except a few ppl. Anyhow I wake up and this is on my page Spamming my pic to vote for her? WTF... BTW I am in a totally foul mood!
How Well Do U Know Men??
You Have Your PhD in Men You understand men almost better than anyone. You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well. Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful. How Well Do You Understand Men?
I won't approach your love cup If its coffee's bitter or plain I won't hold your cup and drink it Unless it is extra sweet I refuse greed in feelings Adore excess I hope your expression of affections is like a cascade I hate neutrality Don't accept being frugal in caring But admit the principle of extravagance The scent of my love flower doesn't dry under the shade of excessive care It withers if saved in a box' My heart isn't a machine that works with buttons at demand If it won't find warmth and tenderness in return for its giving It will be turned by a fit of anger If it doesn't find its giving mutual It will escape from you It won't tolerate harshness nor dryness Won't approve famished love years My heart doesn't like planning, tactics and maneuvering styles Don't know how to implement strategies Wishes to love spontaneously Doesn't prefer to act reasonably Doesn't like half solutions Won't like you to meet me half way Nor give me half of your heart Nor ha
Just Pondering Life And Meaning I Suppose
As silently as the tears slide down ones cheek wondering what life has in store for us, it makes you sit back and breathe. Makes you ask yourself, do all the little things in this life matter, do they make you happy, or is it the actions behind those little things. I guess what one should ask themself is Love about giving someone the power to hurt you, yet trusting them not to?... I surmise only the individual behind those feelings can judge the depth of their love and decide if its right for them. I know for me, I would give my life in a heart beat for the man I love, I would walk to the ends of the world and build a bridge to climb to the highest cloud if it was possible. I love him more than he will ever be able to fully grasp. If you ask me what I have done in this life so far would I do it again, certainly without hesitation, why you ask, simple, one word can only describe it, LOVE. I have been told that no one is that special, well i disagree, I believe that one person is that s
Brunettes Contest
It is said Blondes have all the fun.. As a Brunette I disagree.. Im holding a contest for brunettes only :) send your pics to jo jo Jo Jo..need points.. return all favors :)
My Painful Love
Why does it have to hurt inside? Why do I have to cry each night? I think I have to walk on by... Cuz I am starting to lose sight. What is it that changed your mind? Who is it that keeps you blind? Why did you change so fast? Did you really have to leave me behind? I start to think about all we could have And how it turned this way I guess I'll have to leave your side And turn my face away... Although my soul will die Although my heart will cry I've got nothing else to do I'm hurt deep inside But although I will leave your side You'll be always on my mind My heart and soul will ache for you Everyday and everynight You're my never ending love The love that keeps me alive You're the one I will love forever Although it hurts inside...
For such as like to know such things, my latest nickname is mostly the brainchild of KimTagzGraphics (and while very "penguin" to borrow and begin with, - well, think "If fishes' wishes are fishes, what do fish wish for, then?")
No Man Is Above The Law - Except Cheney
No man is above the law - except Cheney By Robyn Blumner 24 Jan 2007 The vice president [sic] made it a point to go on "Fox News Sunday" last week and declare that the recently reported spying being done on Americans by the military is all just fine and dandy. As usual, the vice president cut through all the legal niceties with his explanation of why the military's use of an investigative tool known as a national security letter to obtain the banking and credit records of potentially hundreds of Americans was not a violation of the general rule against domestic intelligence gathering by the military. "There's nothing wrong with it or illegal," Cheney said. "It doesn't violate people's civil rights." Ah. It's legal because he says it is - just like waterboarding isn't torture because the vice president considers it otherwise.
I Don't Get It!
Okay so I get how you get a C in math cause I suck at math. And I even get how you get a C in Science cause I hated Science. But HOW THE FUCK do you get an A- in Spanish which you dont even speak and a C+ in English?! Only my fucking kids I tell ya.
Attention Whore
Lmao..... Funny Shit
Tequila! A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle pops out a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish...anything you want." The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted. The Mexican yells to his wife,"Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila. Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best
I took him to the dr to get chk out and the dr said it was just his linfonodes .... he has been sick do they were draining .. whoo hooo ... im sooooo happy that it was nothing big .. and thnak you to you all that read this
Thoughts For Jelly
Everyone keep the Beaner in your thoughts today as shes is having a biopsy on her thyroid. Show her lotsa love!!! Jʣ ѷ@ CherryTAP
Friends I Still Have
I went through this morning and deleted alot of friends. If you are still on my list that means I want to get to know more about you. I will try to leave comments on all the pics my friends have and leave a comment on your page every morning. If you would like to get to know me. You can ask me any questions you like. I'm an open book. Hope to get to know you all better.
Wrong Time To Forget
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
Unexpected Result...
Whats your inner animal?RavenDark, mysterious, secretive, independant, intelligentClick Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by quizzes and personality tests.
New Shocking Pictures And Blogs On The World Trade Center
You will be shocked.... I had 3 friend that died in the bombing.
Why Are We Diffrent About Sex Than Most!?!
Ok, well after last night I am left to wonder why are we (my couple and I) are so diffrent than the majority of people in the world. My girlfriend and I experianced our first foursome last night. It was ok, but the guy ran off a little freaked out. Granted it was his first time with two women, let alone a foursome. LOL, but he asked for it in the first place. I dont understand why people take sex so seriously to begin with. We laugh at each other in bed good naturally. We are very comfortable with ourselves in bed and enjoy pleasing the ones we are in bed with. It is sad to see that our world is such a instant gratification world. We get what we want, when we want it. That people today dont know the fine art of self control in bed anymore or the fine are of pleasing who you are with. I am a very understand person. I know that I know way too much about pleasing who I am in bed with to begin with. That majority of people can not handle me in bed. A good thing I du
Busy, Busy, Busy!
Hey there...I hope everyone is doing well, and life is being good to you!!! =] I have become rather busy lately with all the real stuff. My son's wrestling has started and that takes up a great deal of my time, and I have been working on some graphic projects, and beginning to revamp my site MANIPULATIONZ, which I have been meaning to do for a good year The site is going to be more of a portfolio, gallery site for my work along with resources for all you photoshop freaks out there! I have also been working with JoeJoe on some graphics for his band Seven Ways West, an awesome group out of Michigan you should really check out!!! You are also welcome to join me at myspace too!!! SkiTz MySpace I will post the link to MANIPULATIONZ once it gets rolling for any of you who would like to take a look. I will always be logged into cherry just sometimes not available, and will try to touch base as often as I can... just seems right now I have too many things goin
How Rumors Get Started
Did You Know?
I wish I had written this, but it's from the fine folk at DID YOU KNOW? In Chicago, Illinois, a Hatpin is considered a concealed weapon! Only the most elderly women still use hatpins, a long pointy device designed to secure ornate hats to women's hair so that they won't fall off! Alert Chicago coppers have been known to whack strutting Octogenarians to the pavement on suspicion at the mere site of a fancy hat on an old head! IT'S TRUE!! Got hot water? Anything organic at all? DID YOU KNOW you have all the ingredients of SOUP? Astounding, yes, but TRUE! Rooney Clestridge of Butte, Montana survived six weeks lost in the Basement of his local Library using only a tin can, his own urine, mildew and disposable butane lighter by MAKING SOUP! And DID YOU KNOW urine isn't strictly speaking water, but it is sterile!? That's a fact Rooney Clestridge knew and it SAVED HIS LIFE! DID YOU KNOW that Howard Taft, our 27'Th and heftiest President signed quite a bit of legi
Boogers Am Yuck.
I hate my glass desk. You have no idea how much I hate it. There are no words for the hatred I feel for this damn glass desk. My left shoe is untied and this desk will not hide it.
As I sit here comtemplating things of the world, this thought occurred to me..."Why are men so attracted to breasts?" I mean what is it that makes a man desire the soft, warm feel of a breast? If you have any thoughts please respond.
Relationship Survey
Figured it was time for another survey. Stole this one from Darkness Returns. Thanks! Your name: Tanya Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Absolutely. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? All of them. Are you crushing on someone? No, not really. Just the fun kind. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? I don't know that it hurt because I loved them. It hurt because people you love always hurt you, even if they don't want to, and you're vulnerable because you love them. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? I'm sure I have, because we always hurt those we love. But normally they cry 'cuz they hurt me, not 'cuz I hurt them. Are you happier single or in a relationship? I'm more stable and generally happier in a relationship. That said, I'm very picky about who I get into relationships with, so I'm single a lot. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? No. Have you eve
Opening Night
If you know me, you know that I am very active in community theater. Well, tonight is opening night for Cats... The night when the months of hard work come together, and you finally get to perform in front of a live audience; to hear them respond with gasps or giggles makes it all worth while. You completely forget about the uncomforable fit of the costume, the insane itching on your face that you just can't scratch for fear of smudging your make-up, the ache in your limbs from the gruelling rehearsals, and the multitude of butterflies that took up residence in your belly just prior to the show... You simply lose yourself for two hours and become the character you've chosen to portray - In my case, a cat with PMS! LOL Wish me luck, all! *Muah*
New Lyrics..
angels cry demons fly/ lucifers army right by my side/ upon me you fear no evil/ sixes in my eyes this murder so lethal/ evil be my witness my hitlist is like a bible/ i walk thru the streets with a knife and a rifle/ survival is dim for my enemy/ step to me, hoe...and a survivor you'll never be..
The yawning chasm Of my bleeding heart Is filled with a flood of raging emotion The pain vanishes in that flood And I breathe a sigh of relief I experience sweet release As I fall into the abyss I lose myself in that depthless void And I let the tidal wave of sensation Wash over me As I drift along I let go of the pain and anger I draw peace and joy into myself And I feel them deep in my core As I emerge from the trackless depths I feel my heart begin to heal And I leave the pain and anger behind ~Phoenixx (written Jan.21, 2007)
The Way Of My Life????
Aggitation takes a bond blood boiling through every space fear of never taking one more step light seems so far away backing down from all the emotion consuming it all over once more darkness engulfs me in every way Waking in a new day dims blocked from the sun I once saw reaching out to not one replacing that wall that once fell knowing I can't get through another failure drowning in a depth of hurt that bleeds not being able to contain the scars that I once hid Holding the blade and pills in only my view I hold tightly to the memories that are dear choices and decisions flash before me faces standing still in front of my eyes steering a blanket of warmth over me treading to a hault at what I considered giving me the strength to carry myself into one more day...... ~Angel~
We Need To Find These Missing Children
Please take some time to click the below link We need to get the word out to find these missing children. Put yourself in the family members' shoes wouldn't you want all the help you can... THANK YOU Steph
Have you every feel you have no one? I have people around me all the time like family and friends but I can't really trust or get respect from them! Sometimes I don't feel loved but used! I have a soft heart...I am good to everyone and those I love take advantage of me all the time. I get hurt alot from family and friends but yet I am still there for them! I guess my question is when is enough a enough and just say no and walk away an not look back or not feel guily cause I say no!
The Miles Between Us
The many miles between us makes me sad and blue can't wait 'til we're together I'm really missing you In my dreams you're with me holding me real tight whispering words of comfort saying things will be alright The morning sun awakes me another day begins my mind begins to wander with thoughts of you again I imagine you here beside me reality brings a tear my days drag on without you I long to hold you near My love for you is burning I need your tender touch thoughts of you bring sadness I'm missing you so much... "Life is not a problem to be solved, but a gift to be enjoyed" Keep Smiling
o.o~ Chinese Horoscope ~o.o
.`.,,`,.`. Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. .`.,,`,.`. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) .`.,,`,.`. .`.,,`,.`. .`.,,`,.`. .`.,,`,.`. .`.,,`,.`. .`.,,`,.`. .`.,,
This Weeks Epiphany
So I've spent a lot of time thinking lately. I'm going through a lot of changes, and they have made me look back on my life so far. Here's what I've discovered: I have issues... well I knew that, but I found out that they are a little deeper than I thought. I don't want a relationship. When you have a million failed relationships, you start to wonder why. Here's what I've come up with. My own little epiphany if you will... I don't want a relationship. I keep finding myself in situations where I am always the one hurt. I keep picking the guys who subconsciously, I KNOW it won't work, because, in reality... deep down in the "inner me"... guess what, I don't want a relationship. The poor guys I get involved with who might just have a shot, who I think it maybe could work out with... I self destruct those ones. So right now, I'm happy to be who I am. I want to date. Not one guy, whoever the hell I want to date. It seems that once you've granted rights into your panties, guys forg
~7~ Who Is She And What Does She Desire ~7~
~7~ IN A MAN ~7~ Attraction is first so if you don't have a picture posted don't bother. (I just don't want to waste your time or mine.) ~7~7~7~7~7~7~7~7~7~ I'm looking to meet my SoulMate. I believe in True Love however i think it takes time to get to know someone. I'm not perfect however I strive to be better each day. ~7~7~7~7~7~7~7~7~7~ In order to Stimulate my Body you must First Stimulate my Mind. Life isn't about the things that happen to you it's about what you do & what you learn. I've learned alot and now i'd like to share it with that Special Man. I believe that love has no race and I open myself up to all possibilities. ~7~7~7~7~7~7~7~7~7~ I'm not a psychic so it takes Communication. I'm open minded and adaptable whether it be out for the nite or cuddling on the couch. As long as we're together the rest of the world doesn't matter. What you give is what you
Dave Thompson Christmas Special
this is from the 3rd annual dave thompson christmas special '06. yes. if asked nicely, ill usually strip down and be stupid. im a cheap floozy whore. oh yeah...thats frank. he kept checkin me out the entire time. i felt violated. but i guess i didnt mind all that much. he WAS caught off guard when i came down the chimmny and sat next to him. and i looked GOOD that night. like whoa. okey...that is all.
Self Love ~ My Own Words ~ As I See It
-(`v)- What is self luv? My definition is ~ Luv that is directed towards the many aspects of yourself, i.e., our feelings, emotions, actions, physical body (the way in which we see our own image), and etc.. -(`v)- Some ppl. don't know how to luv themselves, simple because they can't separate certain other states from the word luv; they get other things all twisted up in the mix.. For example..... -(`v)- 1) Vanity ~ Some people feel they should be luved because they are beautiful. Vanity is not self luv. -(`v)- 2) Narcissism ~ Some people are obsessed with themselves, forgetting to give unconditional luv to others. Narcissism is not self luv. -(`v)- 3) Selfishness ~ The selfish person has the above characteristics as well as greediness. Selfishness is not self luv. -(`v)- Self luv increases our ability to luv other people. When you luv certain aspects of self, you start to luv the same aspects in other people. If you luv your assertiven
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I'm PISSED The Fuck Off. Thats All. -Ash
Two Things I Need In Life Right Now
- people to be my roommates - a boy to toy with :3 XD haha
*scratch Scratch*
posted 2 pics of me :) hehehe one my sister took me when i was falling asleep the other is the proof of my surgery :( they are itching lol the nights in the hospital were ok, but i feel like if i'm pregnant (yeah i feel my belly bigger) and my throat is sore... tubes tubes tubes... lol check this link, that's how they did it to me appart from this... not much really, i fall asleep a lot like Abe Simpson lol everywhere!!! this meds are good! thanks again for everyone that got me in their prayers... :) love you all!
Delays, Delays...
Why is it that when there's someone somewhat attractive and interesting of the opposite gender who joins your music project and comes around to do recordings, that nothing resembling recording takes place... Siobhan came over and we accomplished nothing, I think I need to establish some sort of plan for how to concentrate, like only invite ugly people to be in my music projects in future. Still, I'm sure eventually we'll get round to recording, I just need a third party present to seperate when we get distracted... Anyone got any suggestions?
Just For You
You have awoken the fire, You have brought it to flames. You reminded me of life, And set my soul aflame. Don't let this scare you, Please don't let it go. Let's revel in the heartbeat And enjoy it so! If going too far is what you fear, Take my hand and lead me there. Let me feel your passion, Let me join with you and share. Respect ourselves let's enjoy together, The pleasures the raptures of sensual beings. Take me, caress me, and fill me with desire Let me in return fill you with mine. Take you, caress you, and fill you with desire I will in return let you fill me with... yours.
Now This Is Funny
so yeah theres this guy (not dropping names) iv knowen for awhile on myspace he was really cool, we got to talking about, pyramid lake and ufos, i wanted to meet him... well anyways the same day i came on this site i saw how he was on here so i said whats up and all that... then hours later his g/f started writting me we talked about HIM and about pictures and thats it.. she did some awsome photoshopping on my photos so the next day he post up a blog saying some cockroach is going around saying the're friends... which i knew it was directed at me so i asked him if it was at me and he said no it was at someone at his work and how he trusted his g/f to talk to me (which i only talked to her for one night) now today i stoped by his page was going to write him and see how he was doing but it showed that i was blocked and taken off of his friends list... hmmm i wonder why -thinks- so i wrote him only myspace just to see if he changed his mind about being mad at me.... then he de
Come On Ladies
Now i have asked about mio=llion ladies on for pics of there feet and some wont answer but then some will say ill put some never do now i think that some dont do i cause there fet are ugly but i dont believe that because all the women i have asked are to sexy to have ugly feet know im askin again what ever lady ead this could you put some feet pics on for me please i you will put some one here write me in my shout box or send me a message or email me at if you will hit me up
Just A Random Blog
You Are ........
You are my channel of desire, As you glide the river bed Swirling with continuity, Gently against the rocks. Then wending your way, Coursing its length, You flow ceaselessly Silent and unwavering. You are the music of my soul, Gentle as a whisper, Like a soft melodious lullaby, The oboe of my orchestra. You are like the fresh sweet smell, Of the wetted earth, As the first new rains, Begin to fall. You are like the rays of sun, When you embrace me, In gentle caress, Your warmth pervading my existence
Help Please!!!!
ok I was lucky to get away from this thing. it attacked me. I was a POW in my own house. good thing I was able to destroy it!!!!! WHEW!!!!
Laying silent, thoughts milling, eyes gently closed, fluttering sensations of love soft and alluring reaching inwards of a mind; pleasing. Stroking sinews with sensual emotions, electrifying currents circulate these notions, tantalising, luxuriating mind and sight, like the epicurean savouring sensuous delight. Invigorating salubrious tender reflections losing yourself in infinite recollections, from amorous embraces, words so gentle, fervent kisses to ardent love so fundamental. Instrumental in this wave of flowing thoughts, your subtle accented voice a surge within brought, like the soft smooth touch of a soothing rose, love blossoms fragrantly and lovingly grows.
Dictionary For Decoding Men's English:
Here It Goes! * I am hungry...................I am hungry * I am sleepy...................I am sleepy * I am tired....................I am tired * Nice dress....................Nice cleavage! * I love you....................Let's have sex now * I am bored...................Do you want to have sex? * May I have this dance?......I'd like to have sex with you * Can I call you sometime?....I'd like to have sex with you * Want to go to a movie?.......I'd like to have sex with you * Can I take you to dinner?....I'd like to have sex with yo u * I don't think those shoes go with that outfit......I'm gay
My Belifes
Fallen angel video-Fakehater 27 video! Done by me of course:) Well Im out of here for awhile.... hopefully My hacker stalker dont get in here. Im sure I'll be on eventually just waiting for shit to blow over! Heres some free music too! (Help some shit) Peace to all!
A man is going on a busness trip, and he has had problems with his wife cheating in the past. So he goes to a sex shop to get something to keep his wife occupied. He can't find anything he thinks will work so he goes to the cashier and tells him the problem. The cashier say's " I have just the thing" and pulls out a white box. Inside is a dildo. The Man say's " I've seen dildos before how will that help?" The Cashier say's " This is a voodoo dildo. Watch this. Voodoo Dildo door." And the Voodoo dildo jumps out of the box and starts to hump the door." Voodoo Dildo box" the Cashier say's. And the man say's " I'll take it." The man gives it to his wife and after a fews day's she gets lonely. So she pull out the box and say's "Voodoo Dildo cunt" and the voodoo dildo goes to work. After the woman has multiby orgasims she realizes her husbend never told her how to stop it. She gats to her car and is swerving all over the road and a cop pulls her over. "Miss have you been drinking?" And she
This For For The Children....
The Southern Dinner Prayer
i recently had the pleasure of eating dinner with a true southern family when they bowed there heads to say grace it sounded a lil like this Lord we would like to thank you for last weeks victory in daytona and may you bring another victory tomorrow at the brickyard may you also guide general motors hands as they fine tune the car for the race we would also like to thank our sponsors for putting forward the money the fund this fine bounty in earnhearts name we pray amen. and since milk does not sponsor nascar billy and his 7 children all drank beer with dinner billy had budweiser since they sponsor jr and the kids all had busch n/a since they sponsor the minor leagues the south will never rise agian thank your nascar for corrupting the south
Soooo Cherry Tap!!
it is so hard for a guy to go up levels on this site. i have about 150 friends that i dont evan talk to. i rate atleast 5-10 photos and fan every friend. everyone says they will return the favor if u fan rate and friend them, but all i get is a friend accept and never any ratings. its not fair. this clip is so how it is and im getting kinda tierd of it.... cut and paste to your browser, its funny!!
I told myself that I wouldn't cry when it came to be this time we all knew it was on it's way I just didnt know it would happen today I put it on my shoulders and carry on thinking of the life that lies beyond just something else to tear up my mind I've fallen apart my pieces hard to find I've been to the bottom so i know it could be worse even though I'm not believed i truly feel cursed I'm told one thing but it seems like another i wish i knew a quick way to get it all together I talk to myself for hours everyday finding sometimes there are no words to say I can't help the way things look for me I don't know what people actually see I know I'm being negative and thats not the way i am but it's not like anybody actually gives a damn the ones i thought did i just cant tell anymore so I'll just walk this road till i find an open door If I happen to make it out alive I won't know how I managed to survive maybe something i didn't know was there will give m
Road Trip
Well the time has come for me to go to the coast once again.... YEA!!! I do like to take little road trips turn up some great music, light it up and enjoy the drive.... It makes me happy to get out and on the road.... Well it is South for now, maybe I can go North next time...
Music Notes As You Played Me
Music Notes as you played me Music notes as you played me, float into the azure sea. Gliding like a soaring kite on the wing of a gentle breeze. Bobbing along the waves rising crest, Frolicking like water nymphs. With a wisp of the wind here and there, they know, their fate's near end. Tossing about now, inside out. Weeping ink will soon flow through. The pages now begin to smudge; becoming a fuzzy hue. Glowing moon radiating her silvery glow, upon the watery surface, There between the glistening light, the music notes immersed in. Riding the waves on the now gentle sea, floating the darkened abyss; wending and weaving the magical notes, can they make it across this mist? Reaching the shores of far distant lands, perhaps to be loved, and not perish , you can only hope for the one true love, to find, hold them within, and cherish!
Ultimate Sin
I committed the ultimate sin I let my guard down and Fell in love with him. I had asked him, Do not hurt me please My heart cannot take anymore pain But my words he did not heed. He spoke of a life filled with passion and love Promised to never hurt me I honestly thought he was sent from up above. Then one day he stopped talking to me With no explanation Just like that I was set free. My heart was shattered once again I was left alone and broken From someone who was my love and my friend. I asked why? How could you do this to me? Sadly there was no reply. I wanted to curl up and die Slit my wrist but All I could do was cry. I never want to feel that pain again I wish you love and happiness I pray that no one ever, ever does this to you
Feelin Dumb
Hey there ppl well i rarely do this blog things...cause i figure for what....well i do but i have another site where i vent and let out my ur wondering why im feeling dumb an idiot well just basically cause i fall for the stupidest things...u know u think you know a person and u think they are being honest 110% cause what do they got to lose right? well im starting to believe that NOONE is HONEST IN THIS DAM WORLD!!!! you know guys can tell a girl that they are the only one they are talking to or that their not dating and that well they basicall just care about you and only im stupid for believeing that over and over....u know when u get something from someone u think awwww he sent me this thinkin ur special and ur the only one who got it...coming to find out months later that its giving to not just you but other females....grrrrrr how could i possibly believe it was just for banging my head againist wall now...
Playing cards with the devil as the long lost winters are found, the devil begins to frown. as the long night becomes a feature. out of the darkness comes a long lost creature. as the cold dampens the trees, hells spell is cast over the seas. and when the cold comes of frost, it will seem as though all is lost. when it seems that all is failed, the devil will cast his final spell. then when all is dark and cold, the devil will fold. as you figure his blush, then the game is near an end, and there is no need for rush. then as you flip the last card, you find swallowing is getting hard. the ace of spades is finally drawn. seems the devil has only used his pawn. then as you are being consumed by a timeless shell, you realize you will spend an eternity in hell.
The river I'm bound to be found in, A rope chosen bound for the hang. When I'm blind and I think I see everything, Convincing myself again. This god that i worship (a faded reflection). This demon I blame (a flickering flame). Conspire as one, exactly the same. It's exactly the same Descending. To never recover the pieces to all that we've lost. Recover the pieces lost. The pieces to all we've lost. I shudder to think of the consequece, It's blasphemy simple and true. The tragic protagonist torments, Convincing myself again. This god that I worship (a faded reflection). This demon I blame (a flickering flame). Conspire as one, exactly the same. It's exactly the same. Descending. To never recover the pieces to all that we've lost. Recover the pieces lost. The pieces to all we've lost
A Good Thing That Happend Due To My Injury
i am getting a new guitar hahaha, gotta love parents and sympathy gifts A new Dave Mustain signature V guitar with Dean Guitars It is so bad ass
Let Me Guide You My Friends...[ Top Important ]
Let the eyes speak of love Let tears cleanse the soul Let there be understanding Of the future yet to unfold Let the mind have sagacity Let the heart learn of joy Let there be understanding A life not to destroy Let words be not sharp Let love you have, flow Let there be understanding When we talk, we grow Let past mistakes loose Let the truth find a voice Let there be understanding Right the wrongs and rejoice Let happiness surround you Let the smiles forever shine Let there be understanding In this world and in our time Let the ghosts of past free Let your life be fulfilled Let there be understanding Together, futures we build Let me guide you from darkness Let me show you the way home Let there be understanding Together never alone!
Wild Stream Of Emotions
River of emotion Stream that flows ceaselessly Down through every tributary She gathers momentum Coursing the plains That had been left untapped Filling and reaching the farthest extreme The point where souls meet Unify and identify With her dance of lively sparkling bubbles She tries so longingly to engage The stillness of the quiet pool To feed it, to evoke its desire to flow Encourage and urge it to remember Just how good it used to be Swirling and twirling Dropping down rapids Touching bodies of foreign matter Brushing past boulders Feeling the warmth of the midday sun Hiding in the coolness of a gentle stream When night skies reflected upon With her brilliant resplendent jewels Lucent orb casting her magical glow She tries to encourage it to flow It lays still and so silent unmoving Will it refuse to merge? Failing to blend With crystallized emotions Or substance To remain forever Trapped in its dark abyss?
down on your pillow, And turn the lights down low,... Let me take you to the garden, Where the passion flower grows,.... Close your eyes and enter dreams,... As love's emotion sets the scene,... And flitters through the garden,... Where the passion flower grows,.... Touch the tender petals,... Of the flower as she grows,... A tentative endeavour,... As your feelings overflow,.... Let me draw you to the place,... Where ecstasy can be embraced,... The beauty of the garden,... Where the passion flower grows,.... Feel your mind exploding,... In the heavy scented air,... Experience the shiver,... As your captured unaware,.... A little touch of heaven,... Where imagination flows,... The valley in the garden,... where the passion flower grows A moment of Passion Shared with You...
What Do You See?
Find ourselves in a lake there yonder, Feel the water upon our naked skins, Our bodies so warm; to the waters touch, Laughing and loving the sensual feeling. Heavenly sent; so appealing ! Beneath the coolness of your exterior, Lay a heart so gentle, true , and so pure. Your eyes of brown and almond shaped, Looked at me and asked demurely, How my love, do you love so dearly ?*** Standing there you began to shake, Tender feelings you felt so drawn To this man of love and warmth, Softly I drew you, oh so close, A tender kiss planted upon your nose. Bodies quivered with electric zeal, Pleasures no longer, they would conceal.
Past Friendships
My Top 10 Songs Of All Time . . .
Anyone who knows me personally knows that I used to be a DJ (WAAAYYY BACK IN MY 20'S!) and I have a tremendous, even consuming love of pretty much all music. My music collection is seldom rivaled and about a year ago, I had a request from readers of my website to list my top 200 favorite songs of all time. Amazingly, it only took me about one day to compile that list and a lot of people were quite shocked at my Top 10. About a 1/4th of the people in my life know me as the "Headbanger"; Another 1/4th, the techno and Dance Queen; While the remaining half know that my tastes vary about as often as I take a shower (which is minimum twice a day). Only those closet to me knew what my favorite song of all time had been since the early 80's, and it will take a mighty powerful tune to knock it from it's throne. I think if you look at my Stash Trackz, you will see what I mean. And to those who know me as the "Rocker" chick, I still am . . . However, I do appreciate a variety . .
The Solemn Line I was lost in a dream With the key in my hand Fitting it in Was a rule that didn't stand. You had the answer That I couldn't find, You entered my dream, Leaving the answer behind. Thank you is an understatement I'll make it up in time. But until I make it up to you, I'll walk the solemn line.
I Lost Me...
I lost me... My eyes have forgotten how to cry. My heart has forgotten how to feel. My soul has gone missing. I am so empty inside. It's a dark, dark place inside of me. Full of cobwebs, full of hate. Full of anger, and full of sadness. Why must I be so misserable? My face is pale, my lips are pale. My eyes and my heart are hollow. I cannot feel anything... pain, once so sharp, is now dull and weak in me. Staring off into a black oblivion. My life is becoming so bleak. I sit, rocking back and forth, remembering the day I lost my soul, my everything. Crimson...crimson everywhere. A glint of something shiny lying on the floor. A door slamming shut, I pick my clothes up off the floor. I try to regain my thoughts, but they're spinning out of control. Later, blood seeping from the cut on my arm. A soft moan escapes my lips as I slowly drag the blade up my arm. Hating myself for not being able to stop what happened. Hating you for doing it.
Hopeless Giver like service to a failing heart she offered up her last child inside gone weary in time from murders of the past to fail in truth and walk away a skill she'll love to hate the selfish burn in your cold ways too much for her to take another lost that stole her heart and threw it to the side too logical to resist the truth and in darkness she will hide there are words left burnt upon her that echo in through the blue and the question of when it passed away "i care enough not to want to hurt you" wander through the empty night frustration a new found friend and sing to those who'll never listen that pain has brought the end Sociopathic Heart without a thought for the moment you touched what wasn't yours sentencing a fall un befitting the crime of loving the supposedly kind stranger guilt free and conscious decayed poisoned by the honey sweet hell of your words time taught sight to the fool once so in love with with those kind whims but
Mardi Gras...
so with mardi gras only a few weeks away... im trying to figure out what my costume should me. Last year i was Wonder Woman and i need something different... i will be bartending and there isnt much room behind the bar... so i need a costume that will work while bartending.... ... no wilum im not going naked... any ideas?
Poem: Ensemble (together)
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL Please do not copy without permission. Thank you Mon 01/08/07 04:42 PM Ensemble (Together) Nous revons du jour Au fond de nos coeurs De trouver le grand amour Ne plus avoir peur ............ Voir le soliel se coucher Le regarder main en main Ensemble nous toucher Etre ensemble demain ............ Savoir ce bonheur Connaitre cette joie Trouver son ame soeur Ensemble toi et moi Translation We dream of the day From the depth of our hearts To find the great love To no longer fear ........... Watch the sun go down Watch it hand in hand Together to touch the other Be together tomorrow ........... To know this happiness To know this joy To find your soul mate Together you and I
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-Sexy as hell are adorable, love to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest cause if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. {[(They fall easily for their bestfriends)]}. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Love to please the one they care for or love, straight up WARRIORS. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days
Something To Be Learned
Something To Be Learned Were those eyes yours They looked across the trees of a virgin forest Water clear as a brisk winter sky Sand brushed by wind blowing off the ancient sea People, you see people Children of nature Worship the spirits all around them Never harming nature Leaving only footprints wherever they travel Alone for a thousand year they look at you Watching, seeing what you may do You watch back Curious Afraid You do not understand How can people live like this You desire what they have You see the smiles in their faces The joy of their children The way they live How their spirits protect them You wish as you watch You want to be like them But what they have, you will never share You do not understand To you a rock is a rock A tree is a tree These people see different Everything is vital Everything is alive Everything has a soul That is something you have not learned Something you never will
Scent fills the air black candles surround i prepare myself for you to lay me down anticipation grows an adrenaline rush body starts to shake at your fingers slightest touch you move slow and take your time as we sway to the music sweet songs of sublime a hand on my neck, a hand on my back you pull me near gently cupping my face and whisper sweet nothings in my ear you lightly kiss my lips i begin to fly the love i feel is so overwhelming i feel as if i could fly but instead i return the favor to ignite a fire within slowly growing stronger a night of love making begins our kiss is strong and intense yet light as summer rain the throbbing between my legs is driving me insane like the candles wax our clothes just drip away my heart begins to flutter you know just what to say my breast respond to your kiss to your touch and to your lips you explore my body with your tongue and with your eyes Ive succumbed to the pleasure I'm hypno
Art Of A Blow Job
First I take the cock and hold it firm Lick around the head you wait your turn Down the shaft and onto the balls Your cock pulsing to be in my jaws Licking and sucking all on your nutz Like to stray dogs we are mutz Up your shaft I will glide To the head and around the side Taking you in easy rolling my tongue Taking you in deeper in my throat you are hung Sucking and bobbing nice and slow The more you moan the deeper I go Up and down and in and out Thats what giving head is all about Tasting all your pre-sweet juices This from me you will hear no excuses I want to feel your cum run down my throat Swallowing it all and I will quote This is the art of giving head I will suck cock until I am dead
A New Book
Am going to start soon on wrtting a new book. It will be full of actual facts, tidbits of iinformation that will leave your mind spinning out of control. To sum it all up the title will be The Extinction of Man. Basically it will entail of how with the increased population of human kind, we have caused the extinction of millions of various species of plant life and animal life. If we continue on the path we are on now, all natural food sources will be depleted before most of us can watch our own grand children grow up. What brought this up is I went through some photos from my grandparents when they were around my age and I seen what life was like back then. Now when I see the town they lived in most of the fields that had cattle or corn is covered in pavement with apartments and small businesses all over. Even iun my own age I have seen the difference that we have made, the great impact. No I am not a tree hugger, but, I also have this sudden phonia of eating food that is
Why Do People Lie?
Im sick and f*cking tired of people lying to me. Whats with people, why cant anyone honest anymore? I go out of the way for people and do things, and I get screwed!
Manly Insight Please
Ok S. H. and I have been friends for well over 7 years and I have know that hes had a crush on me for a while now. I however have made it clear that I am not intrested in dating and that I only want to remain friends with him. I know that hes been intrested in this one girl and that was great with me I was pushing him to go for it. Well last week I started talking to a friend of his that I had met before. We have kind hitten it off and decided to try and start dating. Well said guy informed SH of this last night and he told J that he didnt have a problem with it. However he has a problem with me and has said that the friendship is over b/c he doesnt want me to be dating a friend of his. I am rather pissed with him over it. and dont really know where I stand on it. But I deleted all ways of contact with s.h. since thats what he feels is in his best intrest. I dont think he should be playing this huge guilt trip on me and I have informed J that if we do infact see him out anywhere that I
What Would You Do....
****************************************************************************** Ok, my question is... What would you do for love. Seriously. If it was make it or break it time, what would you do to keep the love of your life. What would you do to show the person you love that you are the one. Anyone can respond!! Are you a romantic, a mushy mushy, or just plain skeptical. What would you do...
Hug Certificate
A Hug Certificate for You! This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks! If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate!!
I'm Gonna Love You Forever {karulvinth For Life }
As long as you love me, I'll stay by your side, I'll be your companion, Your friend and your guide. As long as you love me, As long as you care, I'll do anything for you, I'll go anywhere. I'll bring you the sunshine, I'll comfort your fears, I'll gather up rainbows, To chase all your tears. As long as forever, My love will be true, For as long as you love me, I'll only love you!
Prison Break
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you! His wife responds: He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom
When It's Yours That's Broken
You've been for your friends and pain is there with not a word spoken but what happens when you are the one who's heart has been broken. Will they be there to help pick up the pieces or is their friendship just token Our will they stand by your side when it is your heart that is broken Time will come and go and years pass slowly by the pain will eventually fade away and less tears will be needed to cry. So friends if you are there show me you love is more than a token for it me this time who's heart that has been broken
My First Story
This is the first story that i have written. It was written in dedication of my Lady whom i proudly serve with all my heart...... ------------------------------------------------- The day at work had been a long one, Tori was tired and ready to come home. She gazed up at the clock, only one hour left until she was free. Every day that Tori sat here in the office directing others how to do their job, she could not help but to find displeasure. It hurt that she had to be the dominant woman in the building and make order, when her heart was in the setting of a submissive. Tori battled the fact in her mind that if she quit her job, she may not be able to afford the apartment that she had. If this happened she would have to move back home away from her Mistress. Her fingers curled around the pen she pressed small dots to the paper below while she thought things through. Finally it was time to go home. Tori picked up her work and straightened her desk before leaving, then she f
Tips On Refinancing/etc.
This morning I sent a bulletin that now is the time to refi if you own a home and a few people asked a couple questions. To save time, I'll give you a few tips. Now, I normally CHARGE for this but since it's YOU, here's my take on the whole enchilada. ;) 1. Rate: There is no such thing as "THE" interest rate. When lenders discuss "the rate today", they are referring to the rate THEY PAY to the Fed for borrowing money to lend to YOU. The rate YOU pay depends on your credit score primarily. It's not a personal judgment of you if you can't qualify for the lowest rate possible. Generally speaking here's some guidelines: If your score is 680 or above, you can qualify for the lowest rates, which are, on average nationally, about 6.125 for par. If your score is 620-680, my advice is to shop wisely and choose the program that is going to give you the best possible solution. Sometimes, that means going with an adjustable as opposed to a fixed, interest rate. To illustrate: if the lowes
Grandfather Cries
Grandfather, do you know me? I am your blood. The son of your son. I come to ask you a question Grandfather. Grandfather, don't you know me? Can I stop being Indian now? There are others that want to be Indian, And if they can start from nothing, I should be able to stop from something? Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, I don't look like you. I don't know what you know. It would be easy for me to hide behind my paler skin. No one would know the pain I feel, Or see the tears I cry for your Great Grandchildren. Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, look what I have done to our world. Mother Earth is on her knees. The Snake and Owl rule the day. I don't understand the language you speak Grandfather. Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, I want my Pepsi, Levi's and Porsche too. I want to go where the others go, And see the things they see too. I don't have time to dance in the old way Grandfather. Grandfather? Grandfather, why are you cryi
Thrown me down shove me against a wall sqeeze my tits suck my nipples go down on me use ur fingers to open wide lick me out pull my flaps slide ur dick on me wrap ur legs around me go up and down move it all around kiss me i scratch ur back while ur riding me and lick ur face ooooh it feels good go down on me again ooh i cant get enough of it ill cum and youll lick it you can't get enough of it eat me lick me fuck me suck me ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you wait till i have my way with you!!! When will you fuck me? God I am waiting for you so long now Want you to fuck me so badly with passion That passion you felt formerly so much Why can`t you fuck me why can`t you do To feel you in me I love more than my life All could be so great for us both if you could do Can`t wait any longer to hear you Oh god what happened to us I need it can`t think the right things When will it end and we can already do Fucking me crazy and making me cum How
Hello Everyone
I just want to say thank you to all my friends for showing all that love (((blushes))).....xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Mi Familia
Its a good thing I love my family. Right now I have a full house again. Recently, my sister Jen had to move in due to having a baby. Her and her husband to be needed the extra money so they can save up and get a place of their own. It's cool since their kid is adorable and fun (see my pics if you'd like). Second, my other sister Michelle is getting sepeated from her husband, so naturally I offered to stay here with me. This is good because her husband was a no good, crack smoking, alchoilic, piece of shit, trailer trash! And finally, my dad moved in for the next month. He is getting a knee operation and needs the help. No problem! But it is a mad house now! I love them, glad they're all here, but can't wait til they leave too.
Go Me
You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.Unipolar Depression83%Borderline Personality Disorder33%Schizophrenia33%Antisocial Personality Disorder17%Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder0%Eating Disorders0%Which mental disorder do you have?created with
The Key
I hold the key I hold the key to your heart and soul I turn the key and we become whole Shared love that last beyond this life Bring together two to share joys and strife Coming to the challenge of all that may be I hold the key and in time we will both see That though it is mine to open your heart It is love that we share no matter how far apart That binds us together and makes us both one Love as it should be till all time is done By R. Thomas Dinsmore
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Hell Ya Motha F*cka
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher100%Goth50%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev20%Emo20%Prepy20%Skater10%Trendy0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with
Its Called Rainbow
ITS CALLED RAINBOW...... If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue..... If i could build a mountain You could call your very own.. A place to find serenity A place to be alone... If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea.. But all theses things i'm finding Are impossible for me... I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But Let me be....What i know best.. A friend that's always there......
The Unatainable
I was in the shower tonight and thats when I happen to do my best thinking. As I felt the hot water soak into my hair I started thinking about why people insist on wanting the unatainable person. I'm not talking about movie stars or models. I'm talking about the person you know, the person that you actually talk to, the person that is probably your friend. I'm talking about the person you sit across from and have lunch with and in the back of your mind your actually admiring them. You sit there and you admire them. Their smile, their smell, their personality, and the rest of their features. Their lame jokes make you laugh, and you don't mind. What sucks about all of this is you know them. You've seen the worst sides of them, and you know that for everyone else they are atainable, but to you, you can't touch them. The only thing you can do is let them invade your dreams and your senses. Why do we insist on doing this to ourselves. We know it's never going to ha
How Will You Die??
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear67%Bomb60%Accident53%Gunshot53%Suicide47%Natural Causes33%Stabbed33%Eaten27%Cut Throat13%Suffocated7%Poison
What Love Is To Me
I wrote this blog on myspace and felt the need to transfer it over since I'm never on anymore... So this is what love means to me Love is.... When someone automatically puts jelly on your peanut butter sammich and you don't have to even ask... They remeber your favorite movie after 2 years. Specially the one you had make up sex to after your first fight. You kick your dog off the bed just so they're happy...and their happiness makes me you fell good, even if your dog is cuddly. When they do your dishes, even if they didn't dirty them. Love is when they remember your favorite perfume...and will drive across a city for it. It's kisses on the back first thing in the morning It's givng your boyfriend ball love after he's just fucked you.... It's when you order food that he/she likes, cause you know after they've eaten their own food...9x's out of 10 they're going to want yours.... It's when they eat your ass...for more then just 2 mintues.... It's wanti
Big Woman
Ok one thing I want to know is why I find men that only want skinny woman, I hate it, its not that im fat, Im not, I have a chubby belly yes But Im a big figured woman and I hate it when you find a woman that is like a size 2 and faults shit in your face I hate it so much, for once in my life i would love to find a man, and yes i said a man not a boy that can handle all this woman, i want to be happy for a change, I tell you what with the guy that I have been with they have never ever complained about anything of mine and i am a freak I like it anyway I can get it, LOL, but I do say this if you want to know more about me just ask because i will tell you and If you arent interested thats your fault not mine because i'm being totaly honest, LOL, but holla at ya gurl, LATER
Knightskitty Needs Help
Appointment with doctor went well...Change in plans as they cannot put my son on the donor list we have to find a live donor....Can you please help me to get the word out here....The surgery will take place in about 6 months..It will be done like no other ever preformed...Normal kidney transplants kidneys stay in the body...With Shawn they have to remove them as his kidneys are his disease...They will then put the new kidney in the front versus the back...The surgery being prefomed is referred to as an unconventional surgery being as it has never been attempted and therefore it is really expermental...My son is the oldest alive with this disease and the doctors are amazed at that..They beleive that if we remove the kidneys from his body it will work but because he is not in kidney failure he will be needing a live donor....Please help me by reposting to all your friends..I just dont know what to do or how to go about all this so I am asking Jesus to please guide my fingers and to pleas
My Eyes
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Passion67%Mysterious67%Diamond Eyes58%Eyes full of Pain58%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
~credit Card & Cell Phone Camera Scams~
Subject: Be sure to read Scene 3." Quite interesting. SCENE 1. This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they? A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, "Funny, I thought I locked the locker. Hmm, "He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order. Everything looked okay - all cards were in place. A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000! He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that h e did not make the transactions. Customer care personnel verified that there was no Mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen. "No," he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made.
Back Online
Its good to be back online again. My computer is still abit screwed up, but hopefuly by end of the week it will have all the kinks worked out :) Did ya'll miss me????
What Acouple Miltary Guys Thought Today
its funny how slips away Category: Life just want to share with my friends who may interested in a experience i had today .....this i had to go to lax to pick some family friends .......while waiting i seen a army guy sitting by himself ..........with thoses bifg duffle bags you always a vet my self from many years ago..........i knew what its like ........he was 31 years of age been in the army for 11 years ..just on his way home from afgan..........[3rd tour ] so i walk over and said how are you doing .......he told me great .so i asked what he thought about whats going on in america and he said .............that he and most of the others he knew serving now, were very upset [mad] with the press state side for not telling about all the good stuff that happens daily ........i asked him about what he thought about the presdents new rules of engagement ...........he believes it will let us when .......i shared with him .that i came home afte
I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns pink, as the sun starts to set. We make love through the night, on that white sandy shore, then I hold you while thinking, I could want nothing more. Oh I wish I could be, in that one special place, as I lie on the ground, and I stare into space...
What is Fibromyalgia? Fibromyalgia (FM) is a chronic pain illness characterized by widespread musculoskeletal aches, pain, and stiffness, soft tissue tenderness, general fatigue, and sleep disturbances. The most common sites of pain include the neck, back, shoulders, pelvic girdle, and hands, but any body part can be affected. Fibromyalgia patients experience a range of symptoms of varying intensities that wax and wane over time. Who is affected? It is estimated that approximately 5-7% of the U.S. population has FM. Although a higher percentage of women of all ages and races are affected, it does strike men and children. Because of its debilitating nature, fibromyalgia has a serious impact on patients' families, friends and employers, as well as society at large. What are the symptoms? FM is characterized by the presence of multiple tender points and a constellation of symptoms. Pain: The pain of FM is profound, widespread and chronic. It knows no boundari
Submissives Rights
I have the right... set limits, and expect them to be respected. adjust these limits at any time, with notice to you. expect you to push them, to force me to create new limits & boundaries. expect you to be concerned about time we spend apart, but I expect you to understand that I am a person, separate from you, and thusly having problems and situations in my life that I will not need your help with. ...I have the right to expect you will respect me for my independence and not criticize me for it. ask you for help, should I need it. be trusted, providing I have earned it. expect you to believe I am an intelligent, caring and loyal person. ask things of you, and have you listen to my requests. ask for your attention, without having to misbehave to get it. ask you to contribute as much to this relationship as I do. As long as my requests are submitted respectfully, I expect you to consider the
My Needs
Submissives are more in tune w/ what their Masters' needs are .. but, we have needs too.. and I will begin this w/ giving my view of what a submissive needs.. When I am asked what I need as a submissive, I always use the same phrase, because I feel it wraps it up pretty well: "I need a Master that will *love* my submission" There are two kinds of love as far as I'm concerned, conditional and unconditional.. We need to always be loved unconditionally in our everyday lives and tasks w/ our Masters.. We need to know that if we burn dinner or let a red shirt end up in the white wash that he will still love us.. those things are not a part of our submission, that is just life in general.. most of use, are very capable of running our own lives, and wish to do so w/out fear of discipline for minor life mistakes.. to me, that is unconditional love, "I will love you even though you can't make spaghetti sauce the way my mother did." But, the second kind of love, conditional love.. that is
The Report
"Canadians play basketball by rolling up a beaver and throwing it through a hole in the ice." -Stephen Colbert
Scary Moments
Yesterday didn't start out the way I was hoping. But ended pretty good I think. Okay yesterday was the Emerson Drive concert in Green Bay. I left my house to get Jenny. My car was running fine. I was excited to see Jenny. I got into Omro and I get lost. I took the wrong turn. so i called her and she got me to her house. Of course I feel like a dumbass but it happens. So we are talking. Heading up to Appleton to have lunch. I get on the on ramp in Oshksoh and my car wasn't going up to speed. I kept trying to get it to go. It makes a loud popping noise and I had to pull over. I was on Butte Des More bridge in Oshkosh the worst bridge to have a car die on it. I called Brian and told him that my car died and I told him where I was. While we waited for him, my car started smoking. Jenny and I didn't think anything of it so we stayed inside. It started smoking more and we rolled down the windows. The smoke got really bad and Jenny was like I think we should get out of the car.. I'm like goo
The Importance Of Observing Details
The Importance of Observing Details A small bottle containing urine sat upon the desk of Sir William Osler, the eminent professor of medicine at Oxford University. Sitting before him was a class full of young, wide-eyed medical students, listening to his lecture on the importance of observing details. To emphasize his point, Sir Osler announced: "This bottle contains a sample for analysis. Its often possible by tasting it to determine the disease from which the patient suffers." He then dipped a finger into the fluid and brought it into his mouth. He continued speaking: "Now I am going to pass the bottle around. Each of you please do exactly as I did. Perhaps we can learn the importance of this technique and diagnose the case." The bottle made its way from row to row, each student gingerly poking his finger in and bravely sampling the contents with a frown. Dr Osler then retrieved the bottle and startled his students by saying: "Gentlemen, now you will understand what I mean
How Fuckable Am I ??
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Some Collect Stamps , I Collect Pretty
Lookin 4 some hotties to rip their pics , JUST DIDNT WANNA DO IT IN A STALKER FASHION....LOL , SO IF UR OK WITH IT , msg me and let me know if ur interested in bein in my collection...luv-amy
Soul Ache
Sweet unbounded soul ache For but only ones sake Lost in thoughts of two as one Lost until eternities done Missing a word so inadequate The hole left behind I truly hate Lost in the one who made me anew Lost till I am there in our space with you By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Wow, that is the only word that comes to my mind at this moment. In the last two weeks I have found out wonderful news from friends and family. 1. A close friend and his girlfriend are expecting! 2. A set of friends have announced they are getting married! 3. And my youngest brother called me and was like oh yeah I got married!! My mind is just going { wow }. Ofcourse, as it goes with my youngest brother I have found out before our mother did lol. Anyhow, yeah just had to post this.
Cold...this Burning Sleep
Looking down upon the world, I find that I lose myself in fantasy as realities gravity of moments immobilizes my ability to dream. You'd think the opposite to be true, but they rarely are... I'm feeling dizzy and light-headed from thoughts upon thoughts and the encumbrances of many lifetimes without enough death to compensate for the weight of the unadulterated wretchedness of existence. The air is thin, and my blood is a watery eye; crying, and sweating and freezing from the inside-out. Hollowness is home, planting its seedlings within' my soul, and as these vines continue to grow; I'm consumed by an unshakable cold. If it wasn't for such a pristine loneliness, I wouldn't be able to account for my own subsistence. There is nothing but silence in every crevice of my heart; withered under the spell of an unexplained farewell. The voices are of angels, but why do they screamBeautiful and frightening, like life from the start to the demons at the end. They await me with m
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United States Redneck Special Forces
USRSF Subject: United States Redneck Special Forces The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Wal Mart
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT WAL-MART A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't; the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone would have slept with you twice."
so im in a giveaway.. and im workin towards a 3 day blast. 15000 comments is what i need... can i get some love???? there is no time limit no need to kill off yer comments lol! just stop by and throw some to it when ya can! xoxox xoxo
Drinking And Sleeping In The Nude Don't Mix
I was asked over to my girlfriend's brother's house one night for a few drinks and a little meet the family thing. Of course a few drinks turned into many drinks and him and I were up until nearly 4 o'clock loaded. I can barely remember going to bed. A few hours later I got up to the bathroom in the buff, because that's how I sleep, forgetting where I was. I made it to the bathroom OK but on the way back I took the same route to my bedroom I'd take in my house and walked in on my girlfriend's brother and his girlfriend. I closed the door as quick as I could and tried to figure out who were the strange people in my bed. I went back to the bathroom to get my bearings and tried it again and again I walked into their room. Now I started to panic, here I was with not a stitch of clothes on in nearly total darkness and I had no idea where I was. So I started feeling my way around the walls and found a doorknob and opened it. That was a closet. Then I found another doorknob, opened it up and
My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Wake Up Call
for those of you who are lucky to have my cell/house number, think before u say i'm not wanting to talk to you, because i am, i've had one good friend come back n talk to me, the other one wont forgive me, which i dont blame him, i wouldent forgive me for what i did, but i'm tryin here, i'm tryin to get people to see i'm not that bad, i'm trying to make everyone happy but myself, which i dont mind at all, but sometimes i just need to make myself better in all ways. I understand that yall wanna talk to me, just take into account, ur not the only one with my numbers. i will talk to you ok. i cant drop who i'm talking to just to talk to u. please understand i'm only one person that can only do so much at one givin time dont think i'm tryin to be a b*tch, i'm not trying to be, i'm just making it known i do have a busy life now days. soo please relaxe, I do love each n everyone of u.
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Youv'e The Taste
Couldnt wait to write this down,I've been trying to log in here but unfortunatlly they've been doing some upgrading for server,And hereby i find myself thankfull to all the wonderfull people here on CherryTap ,working hard to give us acces to meet friends and enemies here. TO THE MEMBER STAFF OF CherryTap THANK YOU... GOD BLESS YOU ... ...You whisper into my ear Sweet things that make me weak, Then you look into my eyes With your mysterious provocative gaze, Causing you to touch my skin To feel the burning of your flames, Caressing me with a love that is real, Then you kiss me... As I feel your wet eager lips Our hungry tongues indulging in their craving, To feel the poison... Of your blood boiling throughout your soul Sending electrify emotions Stimulating pure intoxication, As your hands flows over me; Touching every curve and every part of me... It seems I move my legs apart automatically, As you lift me on the mystical ride While my body you know I will
More Useless Facts
Actress Jayne Mansfield accidentally exhaled her breast out of her dress during the telecast of the Academy Awards in 1957. Adjusting for inflation, Cleopatra, 1963, is the most expensive movie ever made to date (mid-1999). Its budget of $44 million is equivalent to 270 million 1999 dollars. After six months at the off-Broadway New York Shakespeare Festival Theater, Hair opened at the Biltmore Theater in New York, in 1968. It was the first rock-musical to play on the Great White Way. Although identified with Scotland, bagpipes are actually a very ancient instrument, introduced into the British Isles by the Romans. As of 1996, Hee Haw holds the record for the longest running weekly first-run syndicated show in the history of television. It spanned over 4 decades, from the late '60s to the early '90s, airing every Saturday night at 7:00. Because of TV censorship, actress Mariette Hartley was not allowed to show her belly button on Gene Roddenberry's STAR TREK [episode #78
Words Women Use ..*pay Very Close Attention*
WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine". GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
We As People...
We as a people need to see what life is and what it has to offer. No longer should we constrain ourselves to the chains of the "normal" socological ideal that doesn't even exist and furthermore isn't even truly followed. Jobs, homes, small-talk, they are all just tools used by man to seem stable and "normal." Without them we would seem "odd." And what's wrong with odd? Odd is okay so long as happiness is linked. "normal" is a painful burden that creates nothing but strife and sorrow. To roam through life pretending to enjoy the pain. No one can say that they arn't frustrated with following the stream of stupid ideals of the financial strains of society. Money is the root of evil and the social currency, not just for goods, but for acceptance. To be "cool" requires money, to be "normal" requires money, to be stable requires money, to be taken seriously requires money. There are no new philosopers, it's all money, without money to pay for college and a home, and a car, no one will ever t
Cancer Sucks Ass!
My mom has terminal cancer, and it sucks ass. It's a damned sorry thing to see your own mother go from being able to do for herself to being frustratingly helpless in such a short period of time. Example: she picked up my niece from kindergarten on her last day of school before the Christmas holiday, but the cancer spread to her spine and she was unable to walk when my niece returned to school after New Years. It was a grand total of less than two weeks. Her spirits remain high, but my own have taken a beating. Its hard to watch a woman who busted her ass to raise me and my sister as a single mom be felled so quickly by cancer. In a way, she had it coming, as cruel as it is to say that. My mom smoked for most of her life, and had a very hard time quitting despite the encouragement of my sister and me. She tried and tried to quit, but she never could quite kick the habit. And now she's paying for it with her life. She's not dead yet, but she's slowly dying a pain
It is one thing to live as though One's dreams never were: another entirely to realise they are yet of the potential to lift One into a new Life. Yet, effectively, that is indeed what has recently happened. For privacy reasons I'll not name here the [girls] responsible, suffice it to say that if they read this they'll both know and understand the reference and the conversations that led to it. Having said the which: it behooves Me to Thank them, for yet again contributing to the font of knowledge I've been acquiring. Each [girl] has added, often with unconscious grace, an element of perception which in its' turn aids My own, and shows Me there is yet more to Learn. So Be It. Life, like Love, is and should never be static : that is nothing more than the inevitable prolongation of slow death, and accordingly a thing to be avoided as undesirable. How then, to employ the tools Life hands us? Th
LOL Im having all kinds of problems with Cherrytap tonight, is it just me or is it still because of the maintenance today?
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Lita Ford - Blueberry !
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Have A Great Weekend...
Wishing all my friends a great night, and a wonderful weekend. I am not going to be here online for long tonight, I dont feel too great. ~Just Meee~
Lita Ford - Your Wake Up Call !
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"God Will Give You Only What He Thinks You Can Handle"
Phat Girl
if you're a phat girl pretty hot and thick read it Phat girl: So I'm bigger than hollywood wants me to be I'm beautiful no matter what you say to me I feel way because I know inside of me Is an untouchable beauty P-H-A-T that's me because Im Pretty hot and Thick and don't forget it I'm too much woman for some to handle but if you handle me than you know I'm so beautiful being thick just like I am
Lita Ford - Hungry For Your Sexx !
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All My Real Friends Please Help : )
I'm close to makin it to level 13 on here, and i would like to ask everyone to help me out. When you're done please send me a private message and i will make sure to drop a ton of love on you when i get back. Thank you in advance to everyone that supports me :)
My Boy....
why did he have to do it.... why wouldnt he listen to me... now its prision for him. Id been puttin off that fone call for a while now... never bein able to get tha bad feelin out... so that cal came to me... Now i feel horrible for not callin sooner... hearin his voice tellin me all this... i duno, i jus wish things could be different. I jus wish that everything was right in tha world. It seems that when things start to feel right an good somethin bad happens to bring me down again... This is tha first time ill be visitin someone in jail.. im nervous as hell.. but i jus wanna see him. i miss that boy. dumb..... but i love him. Everyone has to learn from their mistakes and i guess its time for him too.. I jus cant help but be myself and caring soo much. Especially for someone who has been nothin but supportive for me. Im always goin to be there for my friends... Its jus the person i am. It sucks when things go horribly wrong.. but im not goin to punk out on any of my friends... Thats f
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Pot Of Gold?
I literally followed a rainbow all the way home from work today. Isn't that wonderful? And the REALLY great part is that I found a pot of gold at the end... I bought myself a box of Hershey's Valentine's chocolates yesterday... Yeah, it's that funny.
Life Style Of A True Mystic
What is a mystic? The intimate and direct awareness of god or the cosmic through self, that is, through the domain of the subconscious period. The ideal of mysticism is the ultimate obtainment of conscious union with the absolute or the cosmic. Mysticism teaches cosmic laws and principles by which man is brought into closer consciousness of his Divine power. The mystical experience of union with the one, imposes upon the mystic a moral obligation. He must utilize his knowledge for the wealth fair of other men. Mysticism is not mystery. Mystery is commonly related to magic, deception, delusion. The mysteries of Egypt and the Orphic and Eleusinian schools of Greece eluded to a hidden gnosis or wisdom, not be profained by deluging into the masses. To the ancients it was a scared knowledge to command the spiritual response of the individual.
4 Days In And Feeling Better Sorta
Well I just got back from a run, And I've been thinking, its been 4 days since i quit smoking, and already I'm feeling better. I've found one thing though, I get angry now, when I was smoking i could just be blase about pretty much everything, but now, Even playing NFS underground2 I find myself screaming banshee like at the other cars because they scratched my ride more ran me off the road, becoming truly pissed off... I have been proud to say I havn't been truly pissed in about 4 years.. and then i realize.. thats how long I've been smoking. I tried to stop before and it just never worked, and hopefully this new town, new job will help, being around all these heath nuts will do me good I hope. I have another reason and she/he knows who she is...
System Back - More Info Laters...
Our joy is that CT is finally back up after a long delay. We have all been there with projects that were only supposed to last just a "little bit" (in this case a maximum of 4 hours... and lasted much, much, much more than anticipated. Was it really 12 hours that it was down?? Oh my. I was at work working on a project there where I didn't have access to my CT due to the nature of the work I was working upon - until I arrived home and saw my "system bulletin" message left for me by Mike: 2007-01-26 10:05:09 the last 12 hours is proof that jesus hates me. the site should be coming back, the maintenance was a cluster fuck.. will post more in my blog after i get some sleep. So far, I am not seeing anything major changing on the system -- do you??? However, I just signed back in so time will tell. Looking forward to hearing more about the adventure Mike had with the system. Looking forward to catching up with you all. Kat
My Stripper Song!!!!
Your Stripper Song Is Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I�ve got no Soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?
Mayhem: Thank God He Has A Big Wiener
so that just goes to prove that.... some girls like sex with guys that are hung like a baby mexican... and some girls like things the size of a baby mexican inside of them... fucking size queens...
leaving ct. been real, been fun, just not real fun. later all!!!!
So, I haven't blogged in a long time but i felt this was something blog worthy. Last night we had a practice burn. Since i have had no real training I get to work the hoses. That was fun but definately a workout on my lil arms. I had to make sure the building right next to the house wouldn't catch fire. Towards the end when we were wrapping up, we got a page out for a boat hitting the jetty. We got there soon after the police and it was then that I felt the worst feeling I have felt in a long time. Being completely and udderly helpless. We were on the north jetty. The boat hit the south jetty....So, we had no way to get there from where we were. Someone was yelling for help. Hearing "Help Me! Somebody Please Help Me!!!" You could hear the men aboard the coast guard vessel yelling back for them to stay calm. all we could do is sit and wait for the coast guard helicopter to arrive so that they could send a swimmer down to get them. The boat was right up on the rocks...and the huge waves
derzahla (7:51:45 PM): sammith derzahla (7:52:18 PM): so rather than disolving into chemical worlds you chooseto disolve into electronic worlds derzahla (7:52:23 PM): WoW is evil SoulDancerz (7:52:26 PM): I heart WoW. derzahla (7:52:28 PM): its sucking your soul down derzahla (7:52:34 PM): like a spghetti noodle Yeah. Imma nerd. >>
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