‘SO AND SO’ SPENT A WEEK
WITH ‘MS. KEEP IT DISCREET’
AND AS LONG AS HE DIDN’T TELL
THEIR RELATIONSHIP WENT SWELL
THEN A VICIOUS RUMOR GOT STARTED
FIRST ‘I DON’T WANT NO PART IN IT’
TOLD ‘QUIET AS KEPT’
ABOUT WHOSE BED ‘SO AND SO’ LAST SLEPT
THEN ‘QUIET AS KEPT’
TOLD ‘I AINT ONE TO GOSSIP’
WHO RAN HER MOUTH LIKE A FOSSET
‘NOSE ALL UP IN MINE’,
JUST HAPPENED TO BE STROLLING ALONG AT THE RIGHT TIME
AND PASSED THE SECRET ON TO ‘JUST TWEEN ME AND YOU’
AFTER THAT ‘SO AND SO’S’ COVER WAS BLEW.
CAUSE ‘MS. BUSYBODY’
TOLD A GANG OF PEOPLE AT HER GIRLFRIENDS PARTY.
AND ‘YOU KNOW I WONT TELL’
TOLD THE STORY AS WELL
‘THIS AND THAT’
WAS ALSO GUILTY OF IDLE CHIT CHAT
AND ‘YOU KNOW I CAN KEEP A SECRET’
WAS THE FIRST ONE TO LEAK IT
THEN ‘YOU AINT HEARD IT FROM ME’
DID HIS PART TO EXPAND AN THE STORY
WELL SOON THINGS GOT BACK TO ‘SO AND SO’S’ MATE
AND WHAT SHE HEARD, FOR AL INTENTS AND POURPOSES, SEALED HIS FATE.
SEE THIS IS THE STORY OF A RUMOR
AND HOW ITS SPREAD IS MORE CANCEROUS THAN A TUMOR
