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Every Day
every day i live for you and my life i give to you for in my heart there is no other the thought of you makes my heart flutter you make me happy like never befor my life changed forever the day i meet you i promise you to my love is so pure an true i give you my body and all that i am all that i ask for is to be you one man writen by: steven bloomfield..............
Can You Read This?
CAN YOU READ THIS? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
His Sensation
I can feel his soft kiss on my lips and his nips at my neck as he caresses my breast. I'm already in his spell and he knows it as he slowly caresses, while undressing my body without my full knowledge. I'm under his drug, his drug of love. and what makes it fantastic is how slow he goes, he knows when to tease and when to please as i get wetter with love. Even when were one and i cant possibly hold him any closer, it's as if i can feel his love for me. As he proceeds to please every need as if he's in my head, i soon feel in a dream and suddenly i can't help but tell him how i feel. After the screams we lay and hold each other, because we know once again how much we love each other and it's better when you love them... © 2006 Stephanie Burow (All rights reserved)
Why Do People Die?
why do people die? you know as much as i know the answer i still ask myself every day maybe i could have done more just tryed a little harder fought that bit more but ive lived on maybe's for 2 years now and still no real answer ive even said i would give my own life to give you back your's even tried it a few time's still your not here ive been so strong for so long but i'am tired and exausted and you know ive held back tears so many times but just the littlest silly thing brought all the memories back all of the good but also the bad as i held you in my arms and saw the life leave your eyes i promised you we will meet again soon for you are the one who brought me life give me my name and all of my rights you gave me so much for i am forever greatful you gave me so much love for that i am peaceful and in time my heart will heal but in there also will be you ever still. i miss you old friend my mate my father i am so proud to have had you as my dad. love you dad for
Taps The Story Behind The Song
TAPS If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps was played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia. The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention. Cra
Stop This Fucking Nonsense!! Humans Have Stooped To A New Level Of Freakin Idiot.
This is going around so Im posting it in my blog too.. I beg everyone who lives in that state please for the love of anything you have ever held dear. for the love of any animal youve ever had in your entire life.. do what you can to stop this! This kills me - how humans can even think they have the fucking right to "exterminate" a living ANYTHING sends me fucking irate! dogs are taught violence- exterminate the people who turned them into hateful fighting machines- dont kill the damned dog who did what it was taught. I cannot even fathom this came up.. I'm so pissed ! they better hope this fails - because otherwise I'll be the first person bombing the idiots who brought this up.
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A Little Bit About Me.
Many of you know my mother. Well she decided to sign me up for a dating website, and when I filled out the usual retarded questionaires that every site has, for some reason I felt the need to think about who I am as a person... the following is what I came up with. It made me feel a little bit better about my situation... I should be putting up christmas decorations, and will now go back to doing just that, but I had to post this, not for you but for myself as a reminder of why I am the way I am and why I must continue living even when life and love deals me a harsh hand. A little about me... It is 4:11 in the morning I am putting up christmas decorations and I got bored so I decided I may as well put some actual TIME into this thing... I am a unique person, My friends have told me that my brain works backwards from other peoples, whatever that means... but If you are looking for basic knowledge about me, first and foremost I LOVE MUSIC, I can listen to just about anything,
Man's Code Of Conduct
The Man's Guide & Code of Conduct -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolat. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 4. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call bullshit. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent) 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever. 6. The maximum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale. 7. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the tempera
My Boys Mommy Needs Help
hey you guys my boyfriends mom has had a site for a while now and well she is still roadkill. she doesnt have time to get on much and has recently been on so how about having her at least to level one by the next time she gets on. thank you guys! weewee@ CherryTAP
Check Her Out!
OMG. I just saw this Bulliten.... ---------------------------------------------- I keep getting compliments on my page and how much people love it I didn't make it Also, for the newer people who don't understand how to do anything with their page yet It's easy this right here is the man to go see (it's his skin that I am using right now) SirJim ~Rider~@ CherryTAP and THIS IS THE LINK to browse through the many skins he has made Now if you do end up finding one you like and use it on your page..please show him a lil love because I for one think those skins gotta be hard work to make :D (repost of original by 'I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-' on '2006-12-15 03:47:15') (repost of original by 'lil pixxi girl is Feelen' Frisky and In Luv with Dave!!' on '2006-12-15 03:53:48') ------------------------------------------------ All I can say is... TY Sporks. Love ya. Please go share her some love. I have been bombed
On The Inside Of Me
emotions running amuck haven't been this close to losing control not since the last time it's been a while irrational hate being called that but that's what this is at least once a month I'm immersed in this hormonal overload panting with desire one moment and ready to bite heads off the next kissing to make up only to start pouting the instant i don't get what I want or this insanely jealous monster that says I must be the center of the universe bares her teeth as claws lengthen have to get out of here before she takes over walking walking fast buttoning coat as I go cold damp rain doesn't bother my footsteps cool wind in my face and I can reason a bit easier a misunderstanding unintentional feelings hurt I want to tell him that I'm sorry sorry I'm like most women subject to the insane flow of estrogen out of my control and there it is again and fighting for it scrapping for it been trying to stand my ground but I've been looking for a fight or
Foreigners Busted In Pusan For "anti-korean" Performance
Another strange article a friend of mine found... Police in Busan have booked nine foreigners in Busan for putting on an unapproved performance that allegedly degraded Korean culture, reports the Kyunghyang Shinmun. The paper noted that they were booked (but not detained) on procedural grounds (you must seek permission from authorities before holding a performance), but controversy was expected since it was possible police were more concerned about what was said during the performance than the paperwork before it. All in all, nine foreigners, including a 37-year-old American English instructor at a Busan university, were booked on violations of Korea¡¯s performance laws, while seven band members, including a 30-year-old Canadian, were told to leave the country for violating immigration laws. The Busan Nine¡ªall apparently English teachers¡ªhad formed a performance group called ¡°Right Down¡± and staged a one-act play called ¡°Oriental Story¡± on Dec. 1 and 2 at a small t
Happy Holidays
I hope everyone here on CT has a wonderful Holiday Season. I've really enjoyed meeting people here and hope that next year is even better! love ya bunches, Rene
Love
Love alone is capable of uniting human beings in such a way as to complete and fulfill them, for it alone takes them and joins them by what is deepest in themselves... Pierre Teilhard De Chardin French Jesuit Priest
Hatered...omg
You know something...It is getting about stupid around here about this stuff. 1. I just attended a Mexican soccer game they sang the american national athem in English thank you. 2. How about all those times Americans visit Mexico and buy up their land and live down there like kings and queens..huh..should you not be required to get papers to stay...should you not be required to speak their language... 3. How about the hispanics that are over in the war fighting for your freedom..do you have respect for them...no, not all them came here legally but they were given a chance. 4. Show what you stand for land of the free right...I don't know about that
Mc On The Morning Commute
To the brunette in the black car behind me on Bell Road just before Ezell-Harding School heading toward I-24, I realized that traffic today was much lighter than it normally is. I also noticed after crossing Murfreesboro Road that the school zone for E-Z wasn’t active which meant that we could all speed on through at our happy 45 mph. I agree, the people 3 cars ahead of me had no real reason to slow down to about 30 mph but I followed suit and slowed as well. Perhaps the conversation you were having was much more interesting than my brake lights. I have to admit, I’ve had conversations like that before. My first realization of who you were came when my head snapped up at the sound of your tires squealing. I then watched as you began to swerve to the side and almost ran on the sidewalk in order to avoid smashing into my poor little car I’ve had for over 10 years. Don’t get me wrong, I am grateful. I’m also sure that I saw your lips moving in what were probably four letter
Hallow
swallowed' shallow waters fall within followed by barely breathing life sinking in hallowed echos reaching inside the rim expanding through oceans falling........... in the deepest........ end reaching for something lost again
Mirrored
Look into my eyes Still I ask do you see? You look into my eyes But you only see your reflection Look deeper I plead I do not want to lie I do not want to hurt you But these words I cannot say out loud For they hurt me I cannot even whisper them For they have hurt me too much too often I look into your eyes Still you ask what do you mean? Are you blind to what I feel And do not feel? I cannot say it I cannot say it Do not ask me to I can see what you feel I fear it more than anything I fear so much Do not ask me
What Past Life Animal Were You?
You Were a Swan You are a spiritual soul who sees into the future. You are also good at interpreting dreams - those of yourself and others. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
What Kind Of Candy Are You?
Snickers Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy. What Kind of Candy Are You?
This World
this world, an unravling journey.. to far for the mind to bend... a whirlwind of emotions, follows till the very end.. take not what is given.. what could have been.. but the dream you'd be given if fate made it amends Buried at PhotoCasket.com
What Christmas Tree Are You?
You Are a Traditional Christmas Tree For a good Christmas, you don't have to re-invent the wheel. You already have traditions, foods, and special things you bring out every year. What Christmas Tree Are You?
Bend In The Road
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
What Mythical Creature Are You?
You Are a Centaur In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. What Mythological Creature Are You?
How To Wash The Cat!
This is hilarious. After you read the instructions, be sure to look at the pictures attached. How to Wash the Cat ... 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
Embrace
embrace the breath, the air you breathe the winds pull fast,but strong indeed embrace the womb, the waters of life tide high or low,, embrace the strife Buried at PhotoCasket.com embrace the land, divine and green embrace the life, the world serrene embrace the hand, held dear to your heart embrace what is left in this world, though torn apart Buried at PhotoCasket.com
Salute!
Hi again Cherries. OK, what the hell is going on with this Salute photo thing? I followed the rules, I took a pic of me with the damn paper, holding it near my face and with the monitor behind me with my homepage up. I got a little creative and took it like a mugshot, which I think shouldnt matter! So I send it, I wait, and it comes back rejected. Here is what pisses me off. Tell me why the fuck it was rejected, you didnt like the mugshot, maybe you couldnt see the monitor very well, something! Just going to say it has been rejected, oh and if you send another that is rejected you could lose your account! What a crock of shit! Take a candid pic, how the fuck can you do that! Hey Bob, I am going to get this all set up, and then sometime today, just pop in and snap a damn pic of me, make sure I dont know its coming and please make sure I am holding this fucking piece of paper up too!
Short Story
A COLLEGE CLASS WAS TOLD THEY HAD TO WRITE A SHORT STORY IN AS FEW WORDS AS POSSIBLE. THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE: THE SHORT STORY HAD TO CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING THREE THINGS. 1. RELIGION 2. SEXUALITY 3. MYSTERY BELOW IS THE ONLY A+ STORY FROM THE ENTIRE CLASS. "GOOD GOD"! I'M PREGNANT! I WONDER WHO DID IT"?
Revenge
You all think you're cool, stabing my heart- Bloosucking vulchers ripping my life apart- Thought you'd take a loser, feed on her pain- But you're gonna pay- I'm not running again. Revenge-how sweet is the word. Revenge-seems so absurd. But justice will find you She's just biding time So suffer and bleed, Pay for your crime. Victims are running- Frightened and blind- Lost in a world thats sadly unkind The vicious and cruel have fed on their souls- Left them shells- Empty and cold- Their eyes full of hate They've vowed to get even- To defy their fate. By Krista Moyer//December 2006
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Msn Yahoo And All Im
Hummmmm So what is with going into invisible mode? The whole point of an IM client is to be able to IM people on your list. So then why is it everybody gets pissy with me (ok not everybody) when I do not chat them for weeks on end because they never appear online? Their excuse.. well I told you I was usually online and always invisible... DOH!!!! WTF? If I am invisible (rarely) it is because I want to pick and choose whom I am speaking with that day. If somebody drops me an IM and I am invisible I may not reply, afterall I am invisible and therefore they shouldnt be trying to contact me, right? So what is it with these folks who are always invisible and get angry and pissy because you haven't chatted in weeks or months. I'm sure they too have a life. As such I expect I should respect their privacy ( invisible or offline status). Is it too much to expect those whom are always offline or invisible to make the first contact with me if they want to chat?
To The Others In My First Military Man Contest
I am sorry that you didnt win but I enjoyed having you here with me and I hope you had fun doing this. I will have to delete your pics now but since you didnt place you are free to enter again in the next one I have which will be soon. If you are interested in entering again please send me the link to your pic you would liketo use and it can be the same or different. thanks again for entering and serving this great country of ours.!
You Should Read This!!!!!!(viruses)
OK GUYS SO I WENT TO MSTAGS.COM AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD UNDER THEIR NEWS...VERY IMPORTANT TO READ ...IT IS TRUE I HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS..HIS PAGE WAS HIJACKED AND ALL HIS FRIENDS WERE DELETED AND ADULT CONTENT PLACED IN HIS BULLETINES THAT HE DID NOT POST!!!!!! THIS WILL ALSO INFECT YOUR COMPUTER..TY BILLIE Rumors!! Rumors are spreading around that our sites sparkletags and mstags are infecting people and having their accounts from MySpace deleted... This is NOT true about our sites doing this... There are layout type sites that are the ones that are spreading the worm/virus throughout MySpace. What is happening is the people that are getting their profiles infected/high jacked and what happens is the virus sends out spam bulletins using your account info... bulletins like sexual, pornographic, adult related... once MySpace catches you doing this they will delete your profile... but these people are not the ones doing it... it's the infected ones that are... My dau
Help Me Win A Bet With My Girlfriend!!
Everyone please help me win a bet with my girlfriend. I bet her that I could reach her level (which is 14), in 1 weeks time. Please rate and comment my pictures. Thank you everyone. Happy Holidays!
Crazyness
today has been a long day so far i finally got chase to take a nap gezzz it took me forever i thought i was about to go crazy my eyes burn i'm running around my house cleaning washing clothes and was chasing a baby around everywhere i can't wait to leave this afternoon
Which Member Of Metallica Are You?
What member of Metallica are you James HetfieldYour the badass lead singer that can kick the hell outta anyone anytime Take this test
Are You A Vic??
In honor of my new VIC status I'm going to do something new and hold a contest :) Aren't you all sooooooo EXCITED!!!! I'm going to have a CherryTap VIC contest for men and women. The contest will run for a week beginning Sunday morning Dec. 17th until Dec. 24th. It will be based on comments and rates together. Your friends can comment as many times as they'd like. Contestants may not comment themselves. If you are interested in joining please let me know as soon as possible I will take as many entries as are interested. CLARIFICATION!! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A VIC TO BE IN THIS CONTEST!!
A Children's Book You Will Never See
(Moved this from stash, where lack of formatting made it impossible to read, sorry if you tried.) The following are responses to a Washington Post contest requesting a title for "A Children's Book You Will Never See." This is from a few years ago, but my wife and I still say, "Hey, let's go ride our bikes!" at least once a week. The name in parentheses after each title is author of the entry, not the book. "You Were an Accident" (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis, Columbia) "Strangers Have the Best Candy" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring) "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg) "Some Kittens Can Fly!" (David Genser, Arlington) "Where's Godot?" (Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park) "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" (David Genser, Arlington) "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer ... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" (Meg Sullivan, Potomac) "All Dogs Go to Hell" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
Magic
Woot, I'm Magic now. :D Thanks everybody who helped me get here. :) HUGS
I Would Hate To Break Up With This Chick
LILY ALLEN LYRICS "Not Big" Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time, What d'you want some kind of reaction? Well, OK, that's fine, Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you that you never ever made me come? In the year and a half that we spent together, Yeah, I never really had much fun. All those times that I said I was sober, Well I'm afraid I lied, I'd be lying next to you, you next to me, All the while I was high as a kite. I could see it in your face when you give it to me gently, Yeah, you really must think you're great, Let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks, When I work my way through your mates. [Chorus:] I never wanted it to end up this way, You've only got yourself to blame, I'm gonna tell them that you're rubbish in bed now And that you're small in the game. I saw you thought this was gonna be easy, Well, you're out of luck. Yeah, let's rewind, let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up, You know
Gotcha!!
HEY GIRLS NOW ISN'T THIS A FIT SAYING FOR THE GUYS? AND I FINALLY GOT THE LAST WORD IN..(PRIVATE JOKE)LMAO... Get Words Graphics General codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts
Contest
i entered a stupid contest and i am getting killed! will yall please come vote for me! I vote for u guys when u ask me too! and thank u for those that have already voted! heres the link! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=83437&albumid=145773&i=1312661635 thank you, stacy
Our Bodies Are Just Vessels For Now
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. we are eternal. all this pain is an illusion.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*specail Story. Do You Believe In Fate?~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~*~*
(in case you didnt see my mum about this) one night my sister was coming home from work, it was about 2 am and she took a way home that she normally wouldnt take. when she was driving down the road she notice next to the huge alligator infested lake next to it there was a 2 year old little girl. no shirt, no shoes, no parents, and right near the edge of the water (infested with alligators) at 2am. My sister drove up to the little girl and managed to coax her to the car and then called 911. the parents didnt report the child missing until 8 pm that night! they said that they thought a relative had picked thier child u(now wouldnt anyone 'really' coming to pick your kid up have to notify you?)the parents are now awaiting charges and thier child is with her grandmother. people tell my sister that (being it was a way home she never took before and just happened to see the girl at 2am) something told her to go there, she was meant to save that little girl.okay, now for the question do
Redneck Valentine (just As Good For Christmas!)
This could do is equally as well for Christmas! Redneck Valentine Poem Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants
Kiddie Porn.
Recently a cousin of mine was arrested in the army for his gun going off and hit a fellow soilder. Yesterday I found out that was just a cover story for something far worst. He was arrested for having kiddie porn on his computer. I don't know the age of the girls in the pics but I'm rather dicgusted right now. He said he learned it from his father. I can't get this off my mind. I'm a father of a little girl and if anything ever happened to her I'd kill him. The worst part of all of this is he's been trying to get his wife pregnant!
Internet Is Up And Running
For good this time I hope. I have missed all of you. Thanks everyone for the awesome comments, and Iwill try hard to get back to everyones page, kisses
Shadows Of Fear
peering into your eyes i see the darkness inside in the shadows is a key fear is the keeper the one fight left my eyes are open for you hopefully it will give you the light in which you need for your path my soul is open to you it awaits your arrival to stay not just a day but to remain eternal
So I Have 1 "11" Rating Left..
Who wants it? woot!
Birthday
It's My Birthday Tomorrow. Thats All. :)
A Girl Who...
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... who you can talk to you about anything... who laughs at you
The Beer Philosophy
*Disclaimer....yes, drinking heavily with the girls was involved in the creation of the following compilation, originally called, "I'll Give You Two Dozen Reasons Why Beer is Better Than a Man"; however, sobriety, discretion & a genuine interest in being politically correct has resulted in a condensed list applicable to all relationships.......enjoy .......(PROPS TO 4th & GRACE GIRLS) 20 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN A RELATIONSHIP: A frigid beer is a good beer..... You can always tell if you're the first to have a beer..... Beers tell you what size they are right on the packaging........ After you've had a beer, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks...... When you go to the bar, you know that you can always pick up a beer..... Beer stains wash out...... You can finish a beer in a matter of seconds & have it still be satisfying...... You can share a beer with your friends without feeling awkward........ You can enjoy beer now matter what time of
For Luke.
http://cherrytap.com/lucky_luke This is one of my very best real life friends. Our friendship is so very special, I can't describe that. He's like a brother to me. Love ya Luke!
Losing It
omg i'm about to lose my mind if they don't pick this baby up i'm gonna go fucking crazy omg i'm gonna scream i think i'm getting drunk tonight then i won't be soo stressed out blake needs to hurry up and call me so i can get out of here
Swearing At Work (adult)
To All Staff: SWEARING AT WORK It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Because of complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't
Need Advice
when someone you love dies like a spouse do you ever get over the pain or is there always a hole in your heart? it's been 7 yrs today and it still hurts. does anyone have the answers can anyone help or are you just suppose to deal with it? someone please let me know.
Be Back Later
Gonna go shower and maybe even take a little nap. The flu/cold bugs are going around my house - again. I will be back on later. I'll return all the love that I've missed the past few days.
Vacation Time
Well, the time has finally gotten here. I didnt think it ever would. Mike is flying in saturday morning and then on sunday morning december 17th we will be leaving for a three week vacation. Going to spend the holidays in the mountains. I cant wait, going to be a white christmas. On jan 2 we will be packing up and heading back to texas. Mike is finally moving down here. Just wanted to let everyone know that I want be on much. I should be able to check my site every couple days or so. I will do my best to keep in touch with all my friends and of course when we return I will catch up with all of you. Hope you all have a wonderful holiday season. hugs stacey
My Love
Walking around with no direction, not knowing where to go what to do... or who to trust. I've often felt isolated when it comes to matters of love.. shut out.. or even voluntarily withdrawn for fear of getting broken. " Am I destined for love.. marriage?" "Am I going through endless, monotonous circles.. making history repeat itself?" Since the age 12, I've drempt of having a love that time itself would stand still for. A love that could only come to those who have stayed on that path of the straight and narrow. Here lately, my dreams of love have turned to nothing more than pain and anguish. "Why am I so encapable of love?" "Why are people so encapable of truly loving me?" I'm just doomed to wonder this earth alone.. No hand to hold... No heart to call my own.. Than along came you.. You've given me a sense of self worth that I never thought I'd have again. You make me feel beautiful.. Alive. You woke up something deep within me that I thought was dead. You're like a son
Life
Choice Current mood: touched Category: Life One More Road Lost Amidst the Exits Where I Emerge INEVITABLE...... One More Road Lost Amidst the Exits When I Emerge I Must RELINQUISH.... One More Road Lost Amidst the Exits Where I Emerge MEMORABLE...... One More Road Lost Amidst the Exits When I Emerge I Must INDULGE.... For...on the roads and among the exits i have created LIFE!!!!!!
Finals...over!
Well, I took my last final this afternoon. Genetics class is finally over. I feel pretty confident on how I did. What I recieve on the final, is my grade on the class, so I'm hoping for a C. If not, guess what I get to take it again next semester. (you're gonna hear lots of bitching if that happens). So in tradition and celebration of finals being over, tonight is a night full of drinking! I don't have to work until 3 tomorrow afternoon either so, yeah, drinking! Thank you and have a nice day!
Better Than Sex...
omg... I got one of those shiatsu massaging cushion... this thing is better than sex I swear... mmmmm gonna go pass out in my chair now heh... wake me up when the year is over...
Lmao
Top Comment Graphics
Hmmmmm
Look at the alerts- no, look closer... and look at the rating section... that bit about anonymity is gone, and it now says "..." rated your profile a '__'! No "someone"- the name is given (retroactively, I think, for the brief while over the border as it were). It's been easy to guess (within a person or three, depending on amount of time and number of visitors, maybe) for awhile, it's true.
I Wanna Love You
http://www.offuhuge.com/media/5196/Akon_ft_Snoop_Dogg_I_Wanna_Love_You Akon ft Snoop Dogg I Wanna Love You
Daily News
wow....work today was gay... our espresso machine is on the verge of dying on us....i almost chopped off a finger...mainly cuz im a dumbass.... a customer threatened to choke me cuz we didnt have clam chowder soup today....yuck...yea overall it was gay.. on my way to work i saw my mom on the side of the freeway...her car broke down bringin my sibs to skool today...i woulda stopped to help her out but my stepdad was already on the scene so i just called her cell... on the plus side...i got most of my xmas shopping done today... i cant wait til after xmas...my best friend and i are going to get piercings...i am paying for hers...and she is paying for mine plus a ring to use when i can take the other one out... she is getting her nipples pierced (ouch!?) and i am getting my eyebrow peirced..wouldnt i be cute with my eyebrow pierced??
Someones Having A Bitrhday!!
WOOHOOOO ITS MANDAS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW SO LETS ALL SEND HER CAKE AND BALLOONS AND MAKE HER 25TH THE BEST B DAY EVER!!!! ~Dj Twisted Angel~CLR Mgr~ CT MARRIED TO HOOCHIE~@ CherryTAP
Celebration Time Come On!!!
I GOT THE JOB!! GO ME!! FINALLY MY LIFE IS GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. The only thing that is bothering me right now is Dallas because he's impossible to be around when he hasn't had medicine in 4 days. He bought a little radiator for his car instead of buying his meds. This job is going to be awesome!! I mean its going to be great. I'll work really hard for the first 4 months and they'll move me up to management and then its smooth saling from there! I'm so fucking excited! I've got one week of training for my license to sell insurance. Then its 2 weeks of training to know all of the material and everything about the insurance and how to sell and then 2 week with the local manager with on the job training and then I get to go out on my own and start making all that money!! Easy as fucking pie if you ask me. YAY!
~~age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder~~
A. A. A. D. D. : Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my Garden: As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table a nd take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I ha
My Birthday Wish For Tomorrow!
Sorry been not on line for while cuz was sick from cold air then damn curse that prolong my sick. Now all's well. Wink Hey its my birthday TOMORROW!!! Gimme some points wink. So let's celebrate by giving me next new level! Let's help me reach there! Kudos! Have a nice cherry weekend! xo SMD
What Is The Meaning Of Friends To Me!
Best Friends are always there, To let you know how much they really care, They are always there to wipe away the tears, And with you to overcome your worsest fears, Best Friends are there to make the good times better, There to have something good to say whenever, They are always there when you need a helping hand, When things become too tough, So difficult to understand, Best Friends are always laughing with you, Even when you both tip over a canoe, Dripping wet you both let out a yell and then a laugh, Those good ole\' times you just cant put behind the past, Best Friends are always there, When you wings have trouble remembering how to fly, They tell you it\'ll be okay just to get you by, Best friends are somebody you cannot replace, So hold on to em\', And let them know how much you care, Because best friends are very rare!
I Need An Opinion Please?
If you were browsing around in a jewelry store and wanted to buy a piece of jewelry (for your wife, girlfriend...self if you're a chick, daughter, whatever) Would you buy these? And how much would you pay for each? Keeping in mind the store you are in is like a boutique and everything is handmade or some shit. Just curious, feel free to respond to this blog or shout! Just a yes or no answer and how much you'd pay if yes (for each)
This Is Me!!!
**LET ME BEGIN WITH THIS.. I AM TAKING THE TIME TO REALLY INTRODUCE MYSELF TO ALL OF YOU BECAUSE OF STUPID MEN WITH OVERACTIVE SEX DRIVES.. IF YOU'RE READING THIS TO SEE "DELICIOUS" OR "NAUGHTY" PICS OF ME, THEN YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. AS A MATTER OF FACT IF THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU ADDED ME AS YOUR FRIEND, AGAIN, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME, JUST GO AHEAD AND REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST RIGHT NOW..** NOW ON WITH THE BLOG.... Hey Yall! I'm Tracey.. I'm a 29 yr old MARRIED mother of 3 from North Carolina.. Yeah, guys, I'm married.. That's my family in the pic above.. My husband and myself and our three kids. Now, I am here for friends and I thought I had made that perfectly clear already to my friends, but I guess I need to be plain out blunt about it. I have no time for this wishy washy high school drama bull shit.. So take it on out the door with you if you think you're gonna bring it in my page and my life.. Bc I'm not having it. I have put up with more than my share of it sinc
Hail To Thor
Hail to Thor Son of Odin and Jord Defender of Migard and Asgard! Welder of the hammer Mjolnir! Kepper of the goats Toothknasher and Toothbasher who pull his wagon. For you my Patron called me home To the ways of old You showed me the way to Asgards halls! For if it wasnt for you id still be lost! Hail to Thor ! Caty
Keith
It's such a fucking shame. He's such a smart kid. I'm gonna light a candle for him.
Countdown
My Birthday Is In 1 Hour And 30 Minutes. :) HI Marq, Jason And Amanda!! Hehe!!
Hail Eris!!
Ticket Labeled 'unknown'
You leave your house for stranger destinations, not asking why, just going find yourself in other places, unknowing. Maybe desire drew you out, curious in her intention, leaving, time perhaps for your own invention. But still leaving, constant states of departure, for elsewhere. What is this drive, and where, more importantly where, is your stopping point?
July=attitude
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
Great.
Now I have a headache, my back is killing me, and my stomach is giving the ol' revolt. Damn. :(
Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SORRY FOR ALL WHO HAVE MY SKINS GO BACK TO YUR OTHER FOR NOW I WILL GET IT WORKED OUT SOMEHOW....SO JUST KEEP THEM AND USE YUR OTHER BACK GROUND I WILL SEE WAT I CAN DO GRRRRRRRRRRR.......
Fundamental Difference Ii
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and was for distribution of all wealth. She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican -- which she expressed quite openly. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and more welfare programs. In the middle of her heart felt diatribe based upon the lectures from her professors at school, he stopped her and asked her point blank, "How are you doing in school?" She answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain. That she had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying. That she was taking a more difficult curriculum. Her father listen
Help Me
Dear Lord I pray That you help me get over this man I try not to ask too much of you I am doing the best I can I loved him so deeply I handed him my heart Slowly but surely He began to tear it apart I gave him my time I gave him time of his own He never made time for me He always left me alone I showed him how much I cared How much he meant to me I loved him with all I had He was my everything I always fought for us I always fought so hard I never realized He was just tearing me apart I was fighting for a love That was no longer there A love that was gone A man who no longer cared Now that it's over He is still on my mind Lord please help me To leave him behind He knew how much I loved him How deeply I cared Yet he kept quiet And let me stay there He was unhappy then But I am unhappy now I am trying to get over him But I really don't know how He's the first person I think of When I awake to sunl
Turnabout
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorne
I'm Lacking
ATTENTION! I needddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd some. GRGRGRGRGR. Blah. :(
Yeah, Thats Me All Right!
JULY=ATTITUDE outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life
My Computer Crashed
Well my computer bit the dust today. I am fucked... My computer is my link to the world, all my friends, since I can't work or drive. I don't know when or if I will be able to get it fixed. So I don't know how often I will be online now. The only time I can get online is when I am at my aunts house. So wish me luck on being able to get it fixed. I am going to go insane without it. Also, since I don't have my computer I will tell everyone this now since I doubt I'll be able to get online Monday. I have to have nose surgery again. The bones up inside my nose are still too large, they are still blocking my airways, so I have to have more of the bones removed. I don't have an exact date yet. I should know for sure by Monday. I am really not looking foward to this again. But I guess I don't have much of a choice. I'll post an update when I can. *Hugs* Velvet Love
Guess Nobody's Out There.
well i guess nobody's out there to talk to. you all went silent on me.
In Memorium... And Posted On Ct By Request!!!
In memorium... Today 15 years ago was the day the music industry changed... On this day 15 years ago (October 25th 2001) Bill Graham died in a helicopter crash. Bill inspired me to do what I do today for a living... I was fortunate to have met him, and very fortunate for him to open up his door for me at a young age... On this day 15 years ago, I knew the moment I heard he died, that the business I'm in is the business I will be in for the rest of my life.... Now many of you know who Bill was, some of you I know knew him personally as well, and others... We'll you're wondering "who the f*ck is Bill Graham. Is it that preacher"? No, it's not Billy Graham the preacher, but Bill Graham (born wolfgang grajonca). Bill lived in many ways, what I would consider the American dream.... Growing up w/nothing and becoming an icon... He fled the Nazi's at 11 (while having family die) escaping with a red cross worker and other children (many whom died). He came to the Bronx an
Uss New York
USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center. It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite, LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there." Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. They can't keep us down. We're going to be back." The ship's motto? - 'Never Forget'
To All The Boys
To All The Boys Yeah, you still haunt my dreams. I can see you in my mind’s eye – you, with you combat boots and leather jacket, your Fugazi t-shirt and sock feet, your skateboard and guitar. I can see those sky-high cheekbones and full lips. I hear your words. Your voice resonates in my subconscious. You, singing “Running to Stand Still,” saying “boo-yah,” all thick lips and dark hair. I still want to run my hands through your lion’s mane. I still see you in my mind’s eye – you, young and beautiful and standing next to me. Years ago I was all about you. Now you only consume me when I sleep. Only when I let my subconscious out of its cage, only then do I see you, you and beautiful and standing next to me. copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews
The Perfect Day - Her
The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The Perfect Day - Him 6:45 Alarm. 7:00 Shower and massage. 7:30 Blowjob. 7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section. 8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys. 8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens. 12:30 Blowjob. 12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini. 3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with al
Life
PEOPLE OUT THERE SAY THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS TILL THEY LOST IT. I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, AND YES I HAVE LOST IT. MY WIFE WAS KILLED IN A CAR ACIDENT OVER 2 YEARS AGO. SHE DIED ON 08/08/04. WE HAD 2 WOUNDERFUL BABY GIRLS TOGETHER. SINCE THAN I MEET SOMEONE NEW.SHE HAS BECOME THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, BUT IN ANYWAY I WILL NEVER FORGET [AMBER][GOD REST HER SOUL]. TO ANYONE OUT THERE WHO READS THIS. THE BIBLE SAID IT BEST. [EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON]
Cherry Blasts
First of all I am not what ya call "Politcally Correct" and really dont give a f*ck... Scuse my language butt I think liberalism is destroying this nation - and pussifying men is part of it.... Anyway - am I the only person who almost jumps away from the computer on some of the Cherry Blast photos??? :)
The Simple Difference
THE SIMPLE DIFFERENCE Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip fame, once imparted some timeless wisdom: "If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night," he observed, "I'll bet they'd live a lot differently." I believe he's right. Year by bewildering year, our world grows more complex. We crave peace within our souls. We long for simplicity in lives that too easily become inexplicably tangled in complicated webs. David enjoyed the simple things of life. He sometimes took jobs at dude ranches, national parks and seasonal resorts. His brother, however, wanted to entice him to get a "real" job and live in a world surrounded by things that only money can buy. David's brother often sent him photos of himself enjoying the so-called "good life." He labeled his snapshots "My new sound system" or "My new car." But the photos stopped arriving after David responded with a picture of his own. He sent his brother a large poster with a breathtaking view of
I Know What I Want For Christmas!
I THINK I HAVE ALL THIS FIGURED OUT. MOST PICS CAN NOW BE VOTED ON BY ANYONE. IF THE PIC IS NSFW AND THE LINK DOES NOT SEEM TO WORK, THEN ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND TRY AGAIN. HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL AND I HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS LOOKS AS BRIGHT AS THIS: Christmas Costume Contest WOW! My FIRST CONTEST EVER!!!! Here are the rules! This contest will count 1 point for ANY rating (1-10). Also EACH comment will count as 1 vote. Comment as many times as you want. Pimp it out all you want. Anyone may comment! 1st place: 2 dinners for two (One for you and one for the Cherry Tap Member of your choice). AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 2nd Place: 6 bottles or cans of the beer of your choice or = cost of shot or wine... name your poison. AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 3rd Place: A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! So click on the links below and comment bomb your favorite: Contest is from 9:30 am EST Friday, December 15, 2006 and will en
Merry Christmas From My Heart To Yours
Somewhere across the winter world tonight You will be hearing chimes that fill the air; Christmas extends its all-enfolding light Across the distance...something we can share. You will be singing, just the same as I, These familiar songs we know so well, And you will see these same stars in your sky And wish upon that brightest one that fell. I shall remember you and trim my tree, One shining star upon the topmost bough; I will hang wreaths of faith that all may see -- Tonight I glimpse beyond the hear and now. And all the time that we must be apart I keep a candle in my heart.
Poem
Romantic Poem wishing for love © By Stephen daydreaming of love wishing i had love love one day will come wake up with love on my mind holding my lover's hand long walks through the park kissing my lover without a thought only, if i have a lover to have by my side to hold and squeeze any day or night. i'm crying at night for love love that will last a life time love that makes my heart sing. i'm praying to god everynight to find love express love to show love unconditionally that agape love love is like a dream love put you in a daze love is joy love can put a smile on your face when you have nothing to smile about. one day love will come my way with out a thought.
Poem 2
Family Poem A Mother's Love © By Stephen A mother's love is special, In oh, so many ways. She's there to help and guide you, Throughout the coming days. She's sad when you are crying, She's happy when you laugh. She's one that you can count on, When no one else is left. A mother has a special way, Of easing all your pain. She's warmth and understanding, Her tenderness remains. Don't ever doubt your mother's love, There's always more to give. Return the love that's shared with all, Then she will always live.
V.i.c
OK I WAS JUST WONDERING..ANDYONE KNOW WAT THAT V.I.C. IS USED FOR IN THE GIFT SECTION AND WAT DOES IT COAST....AND WHO CAN U GIVE IT TO... SORRY BUT I HAVE NO CLUE.... JOHN
Only Need...
only need like 850 more points ta level n e one care ta help me..
The Queen Bitch
I've changed a lot in the last year. It used to be I wouldn't say shit if I had a mouthful of it. Now I can't seem to hold my tongue. For example: I went out with a friend of mine. We were at a dance club, and these two younger guys invite themselves to sit at our table. One is trying to impress us with outrageous stories. All I can do is roll my eyes. Finally he says, "You ladies look like you're looking for love." That's when I couldn't restrain the Queen Bitch any longer. I looked him dead in the eye and said, "Number one, I never claimed to be a lady. Number two, don't be projecting onto me what you're here for. And number three, You've obviously mistaken lust for love." He was either too drunk, or too stupid to get it. So he says, "So what are you here for then?" I look at him and explain in a tone of voice you reserve for just such tedious people and say, "I'm here to watch the rest of you desperate people trying to get laid." Another example happened the ot
George Carlin's New Rules For 2007
New Rule No 1=: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of The football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn. New Rule No 2=: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule No 3=: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule No 4=: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If y ou're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule No 5: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your
Quiz
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Hahahaha
Life is all about BUTTS you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one ...... That's right, you've been " elfed " . Pass this on to as many people as possible, but you can't send it back to the person who sent it to you. He who elfs last, elfs loudest!!!!
Jennie And My Bday!
Ok so i already posted 3 blogs sayin it was my bday or ALMOST my bday.. So YAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY..Jennie is on her way Over!! Yay!! I havent hung out with her in sooo long!..We are gunna go shopping then go to the bar tonight I
In 2006 I...
In this year... In 2006 I . . . [ ] stayed single [x] got kissed [x] kissed someone new [x] made out in a car [] kissed in the rain [x] fell in love [x] fell out of love [x] had my heart broken [x] broke someone else's heart [] had a stalker [x] had a good relationship with someone [x] lost a friend [x] questioned my sexual orientation [ ] came out of my closet [ ] got pregnant [ ] had an abortion [ ] got married [ ] had a divorce [x] met someone that I will never forget [x] did something I regret [] lost my true love [ ] lost faith in love [] kissed under a mistletoe [ ] got a promotion [ ] got a pay raise [] changed jobs [] lost my job [] quit my job [ ] dated my boss [] dated my boss's son/ daughter [ ] got fired from my job [x] did something I was proud of [x] discovered a new talent [x] proved myself an idiot [x] was involved in something that I will never forget [x] painted a picture [x] wrote a poem [ ] ran a mile 2000 times [x] listene
40 Ways
40 ways men FAIL in bed pay attention you guys ;-) 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hands on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples,
I Am Not A....
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Just For Mom"s Everywhere
JUST A MOM? A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the recorder, "do you have a job or are you just a......?" "Of course I have a job," snapped the woman. "I'm a Mom." "We don't list 'Mom' as an occupation, 'housewife' covers it," said the recorder emphatically. I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations." The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in
The Best "lost Love" Quotes
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell. ~Edna St. Vincent Millay [A] final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works. ~T.E. Kalem Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. ~Author Unknown God is closest to those with broken hearts. ~Jewish Saying God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. ~Author Unknown What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you. ~Richard Wilbur Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. ~Author Unknown Sadness flies away on the wings of time. ~Jean de La Fontaine Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again. ~Rosa Parks I thought when
What Can Of Flirt Am I!?
You Are a Super Flirt You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble. In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate. You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious. And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
Me In Brief
Let me tell you a little about me. My name is Eddy but a lot of people call me Pugmie. It is a nickname that was given to me in high school. My hobbies are fishing (fresh and salt water), computers, net surfing, and photography. I like to watch football, NCIS, wrestling, NHRA, NASCAR, and most other motor sports. If I had to describe myself I’d say that I’m a cross between a high tech redneck and a gearhead. I am divorced and have an eighteen year old son. He is on CT also as Epic, check him out. His mother and I are still friends even though we have different views on life. After a career as an auto tech I decided that if I had to cheat the customer to earn a living I’d rather go hungry. In 2004 I went back to school to earn an AS degree as a Network Services Technician Network Specialist from Pasco-Hernando Community College. This will be completed in May 2007 after which time I plan to seek a career with the government (perhaps law enforcement). I was introduced to CT by Bobbi Doll,
All The Subtlety And Grace Of A Shovel To The Face
Bent over Left hand on hip Right hand gripping hip My stiff dick Into your hot pussy Place your hand between your legs and massage your clit Stroke at my slapping balls Let go of hip lift head Steal a brutal kiss Wrap fingers around your neck Fuck you like a train wreck Switch positions Get on top of me Bounce those beautiful tits for me Lower yourself, and place a nipple in my mouth Dig my fingers into your round ass Gag me until I drool out of the corners of my mouth Bite my chest, pierce me Do I taste like copper baby? Climax on me Throw you off and attach my mouth to your cunt Taste your cum Cum again On top of you Grabbing shoulders bruising you Grab at me Violate me Cum so deeply you can taste me Now put my cock back in your mouth And make me hard again We’ve only just begun
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I Am Pagan
Althought I did not write this, I believe that it explaines so well what this religion is about and what many believe and celebrate. Not all Pagans/Witches/Wiccans believe the same thing. We are all different and we all follow our own path. ------------------------------------------------- I Am Pagan I am Pagan. I am a part of the whole of Nature. The Rocks, the Animals, the Plants, the Elements, and Stars are my relatives. Other humans are my sisters and brothers, whatever their races, colors, genders, sexual orientations, ages, nationalities, religions, lifestyles. Planet Earth is my home. I am a part of this large family of Nature, not the master of it. I have my own special part to play and I seek to discover and play that part to the best of my ability. I seek to live in harmony with others in the family of Nature, treating others with respect. I am Pagan. I celebrate the changing seasons, the turning of the Wheel of the Year. I celebrate with singing, dancing
Strange
You Are 62% Strange! Based on your score, it seems you do have a healthy dose of strangeness. You aren't THAT far out, but you are somewhat bizarre. Congratulations on being different and having some quirks. It makes you an interesting person!How Strange Are You?Quizzes for MySpace
In Response
So lets see here you post it and noones heard from me wow shocker lol. So hahahhaha fact of the matter is wow lets see your a liar and a player and talks more shit than i do wow thats good go have fun with another so called REAL MAN cuz oh yeah youve had such good luck with them before..... What ever hop you live a some what normal life
10 Things
Things that will probably elude me my entire life. -Rock hard abs! (It has to be said with an exclamation mark doesn't it?) -Appreciation for Rachel Ray. -A winning lottery ticket. -A taste for cottage cheese (blech). -A scifi style ray gun (I've wanted one since I was 8) -A trip to the rings of Saturn. -That one Residents album I can't seem to find anywhere. -A pair of contact lenses that don't cause me 30 seconds of agony every time I put them in. -A method of extracting beer from thin air. -A group of people I can refer to as 'my minions'.
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Santa's Reindeer's Are Female!!!!!
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the Spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen HAD TO BE A GIRL! We should've known only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!
Is It Me
Allright ive been divorced since 2000 now someways im happy about it and in other ways it makes me down and sad.Im 33 now,and lately it just seems like i cant meet anyone or maybe just that someone,if that makes any sense at all lol,i know i may not be the best looking guy in the world,but i also dont think im im the worse looking guy.Wow dont know if anyone else has ever tried to critigue themselves ask urselves questions about urself,like what is wrong with me,why cant i meet someone,what is it about me lol.Im down to earth,easy going laid back,i listen,not obnoxtios lol,and im trusting.So can someone please tell me whats wrong with me,hell i dont even know why im even writing this!
Unloved
Unloved My continued existence has no real meaning In this so utterly hopeless state of being Could it be I was meant to be alone? By myself, with no one to call my own I have lost the one who's most dear to me How? How, could this be my destiny? My life is a wasteland, of love it is devoid Why is it always suffering I cannot avoid Happiness merely a figment of my imagination Walking a path alone is my only destination Day by day I can only grow more wretched Unloved, I have never felt more rejected I can be consoled only by the misery I feel Shall I continue on? No, I have lost the will Written by: king4adaze5 My friend your words so true. TheUnLoved
Here You Go My Friends.
Since I only have a hand full of friends that read this. You can rip any pic or stash item that you may want. While you are at it check out this vid.
Shine
My personai paints a gloomy view the color of the darkest blue with just one light thats like a star a broken window shining through every night i dream of you doing what your heart would do with a handful of marbles that differ in size too bad i lost the one with the universe inside my soul is hard to know frozen like the bluest snow with just one star to give you light and show you where the flowers grow beneath a dying mistle toe the branches dancing extra low fall alseep and dream of me and never let my spirit go.
Bar Tonight,...
As I said in my profile... I like to drink and I like to smoke. Many do not like it and that is fine. They won't like me much. I smoke during sex. Not because I am bored but I just cannot go that long without a cigarette and I like to fuck and suck for a long time. But I love those who are fans of smokers. My loving husband is one so every night before bed (when he is not at his girlfriends house) I light up a cigarette and suck him off. He always cums before I finish. So, tonight, I am doing that to someone lucky in Philly (well, outside of since Philly is now a no smoking in bars city). I am going to go to a bar, sit down and light up. The first man, the very first man who tells me to my face that they think it is sexy is coming out to my van in the parking lot and getting my smoke filled mouth wrapped around his cock. If he cums before I finish, great. If not, I will light another one. If he remarks it is distracting or bothersome, I will zip him up, kick him out, and fi
Man Man Man
Everyone i'm back at the house. It's time for a full christmas season of work lol. Hit me up and continue to show love if you would. I will make sure to get you back on here or when i get back to my appartment. ^_^
Lets Do This All Out
We come here from a far away land where ppl were rude and obnoxious, usually me and the ppl I bring here with me, so here we are to brighten up a new horizon. Hope this tap house is ready for what we bring to the table.. I can't wait to load up on new friends to hang out with and create new groups to build on.
The Season Of Giving...
I took my one and a half year old nephew with me yesterday to do my grocery shopping. This guy who was about my age asked if he could pet my service dog, Hunter. I told him yes. So the man and woman with him asked if they could too. I said yes. While the second couple was petting Hunter, the first guy got his wallet out of his pocket. He got a $10 out of his wallet and gave it to my nephew. He said "It's the season to be giving." Then he walked away. I was in shock. My nephew told the woman thank you, so I asked her to tell the guy he said thank you. I took my nephew over to the toys and let him pick out a couple new toys, then let him ride the ice cream truck ride before we left. I really was not expecting that at all. Especially from a young person. I could have seen it maybe if an older person gave my nephew $1, but for a young guy to give him a $10 was just amazing. It reminded me that there are still good people in the world. Anyway, I want to say thank you to that guy, whoever he
Leroy The Reindeer
Leroy The Reindeer Well, you've all heard the story About Rudolph and his nose But I'll tell you a Christmas tale That never has been told You may think you've heard it all But you ain't heard nothing yet About that crazy Christmas The North Pole can't forget Well, Rudolph was under the weather He had to call in sick So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticks He said "Santa's really countin' on me And I hate to pass the buck" Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way" And he jumped in his pickup truck When Leroy got to the North Pole All the reindeer snickered and laughed They'd never seen a reindeer in overalls And a John Deere tractor hat Santa jumped in and said "Just hold on Cause we've all got a job to do And like it or not, Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be leadin' you" Chorus And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And gi
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So You Think You Know Me
So You Think You Know Me... (2 Points) My name: (4 Points) My last name: (4 Points) Who am I in love with: (1 Points) Where did we meet: (6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: (1 Points) Where do I work: (3 Point) What am I afraid of: (2 Points) Do I smoke : (3 Points) Do I drink: (3 points) Do you think Im a virgin: (1 Point) Do I have any siblings: (2 Points) How many: (2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do: (1 Point) How many piercings do I have: (4 Points) How many tattoos do I have: (3 Points) What's my favorite type of music: (4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: (3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (2 Points) Whats my favorite color: (3 Points) Name something I hate: (4 Points) Name a talent I have: (4 Points) Whats my phone number: (4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear: (4 Points) Do I have any pets: (2 Points) Who am I dating/liking right now: (5 Points) How long have I been dating/liking them: (5 points) How tall am I: (5
Love Life
Your Birthdate: August 26 You love being in love... so much so that it's very hard for you to be single. Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to stay in love over time. Too many people intrigue you! Only your true love will be able to keep you interested over time. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 8th, 17th, and 26th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Merry Christmas :)
Get more at COMMENTYOU.com Well I'm leaving for Atlanta on Monday!! eee Just wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy NEW YEAR! :) Gunna be takin lots of pics Soooo keep posted!!! xo 69th Angel Get more at COMMENTYOU.com Get more at COMMENTYOU.com
Who Would Have Thought????
I AM NOT GONNA BE ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL....HOW ABOUT THAT? MY OLDER SISTER AND BROTHER INLAW INVITED ME TO THEIR PLACE AND ILL BE WITH THEM,MY NEICE WHO LIVES WITH ME,MY BROTHER INLAWS SISTER, MY NEPHUUE & GREAT NEPHUE, AND MAX THE DOG:D...I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN THEY INVITED ME I GOT OFF THE PHONE AND CRIED FORLIKE A HOUR.....GOD BLESSED ME AND I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT FOR SURE...HE WORKS IN MIRACULESS WAYS...SO REMEMBER TO GIVE THANKS TO HIM AND ALL HIS BLESSING HE BESTOWS UPON YOU ALL....LOVE AND PEACE UNTO YOU ALL THIS HOLIDAY SEASON...SMOOCHES TAMMY
To The One Woman ! Who Captured Me.
you know exactly who you are, i shouldnt have to say. the only problem is i'm not sure you know i feel this way. its only a matter of time before we find out if theses type of things are possible or not, its a long shot for me, scared nope i'm not. More like anxious to arive on your G spot ! I think it could work, all i need is your trust. cum, walk with me youll see i also like it rough ! All the things you seek, I have ! so lets stop waisting precious time, and travel across this great land. Whats the worst that could happen ? some vacation time, great sex and a see later ! thats the worst, now picture the best, i have a whole lot to offer , all you have to do is check ! this is an offer, not a request i'll tty soon my SASSY bitch !
Date Mix Up
Being a natural blonde really sucks sometimes.... so i have been telling you all the contest begins on the 19??? well i was wrong.. it begins monday dec 18.... just to clear up confusion.. sorry about that!
Grr
my life sucks everythign seems so fucked up. nobody care about anythign anymore someon shoot me please. im so fed up with everything...
~~bullshit & Ass Kissing~~
This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. . . . is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% So, one can
What I Expect From A Man
i want an HONEST man, someone that tells me what he thinks and feels all the time not just when he is drunk or wants something. a man that likes me for me and not for the size of my hoohaas or how nice my kitty looks in pics. who can call me all the time and not when he feels like it. i want the same treatment that you would give to your mother, treat me with respect just like you do her. a little help around the house when i really need it, some compassion when you see that i need some. loyalty becuz without that then there is nothing and why be with someone if you cant be loyal to them? someone that will write me a poem when he thinks of me. who wakes up in the morning and the first person on his mind is me. who loves my kids as if they were his own. who doesnt mind that im not perfect and lives with my flaws. who will tell me its ok to go and hang with my girls and he will watch the kids. who wants to spend the weekends with me and not always the boys. who isnt a partier and who can
Wanted!
THANK YOU COWBOY REDHAT STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE) Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet.
Okay Guys I Need Your Attention
WHY DO ALOT OF YOU MALES DO THINGS OF THIS NATURE...THIS HAPPENED 3 MONTHS AGO AND STILL IS EATING AT ME... What had happen was............ My children's father and I are always at it; because he misunderstands everything..If I'm being nice he takes it as I may want him. If I'm being a bitch he says I'm always a bitch... Any way for years we have been seperated, "now legally divorced" .. He is very disrespectful so for some time I didn't allow him in my house. When ever cums 2 get the children he will ring the bell and the kids would just go down stairs. Not good for children to see that, but it's never good for them to see him disrespect me either. So those were the rules for the last few years.. Just recently I've had a soft spot and so I allowed him to come up stairs Thanksgiving day to get the girls..Now he comes in and waits for the girls to get ready....While he waits he is on his phone talking. [He is to stay in one spot and not walk all around my home]; because he
This Sucks
this blows lost power at my house two days ago and still have no power. have to go to my partents house to eat and shower with. my wife just got a new dog so we cannt leave the dog by it self. no heat no power this sucks.
Moshing And Fucked Up Necks
Yeah so.. check this. I went to a disturbed concert last night where flyleaf stone sour and nonpoint played. I got a hug from all the nonpoint people, a kiss from one on the lips, and autographs. my friend Sarah and i yelled 'FUCK ME' to flyleaf when everything was quiet. Ohh and then the fun starts... I got pulled to the front of the crowd when stone sour was getting ready to play.. Now.. im claustrophobic. I'm having a lot of trouble breathing, and i start panicking. Finally a person from my group catches up to me and see that im having trouble breathing.. and im panicking... but she can't get to me. she yells to me 'PUNCH THEM JESS!' But i can't get free from people. So im screaming, trying to get them off by screaming that i couldn't breath.. but that doesn't work. So.. i push my body against him and get people moving... not a good idea on my part because they pushed back. So... i punched him and continued to scream. I kedep punching the guy, and screaming for hel
Inside The Room Of My Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities. You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think. Your near future is in a very different place (both physically and mentally) from where you are right now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
Id-entity And T I Me
Identity: we all see the truths, we all see the lies, but we don’t see death. Are we often blinded by these purged thoughts that say to us that we’re going to be dead soon? "Can we ever tell ourselves that we really believe in death? I don't see anything good about the way every person tries to indulge themselves into these so called pleasures. They seem so into deep with them that death is just a stalker that follows them till they die." "I think there was a good reason why I chose a path that's always right there. I chose reality over surrealism because it brings me back only to make me suffer. I wanted to make everyone happy in this so called world I call my own." Just feeling a little bit contemplative tonight. This has been a weird night for me because I've nearly died about five times(I'm only 18) and somehow I keep coming back alive. I've had my episodes yet I wanted them suppressed but is that how are we supposed to feel if we're near death or if we're going to die so
One Eyed Purple Ppl Eater
One-Eyed Kitten Sold To Museum Little Creature To Join Debate On Science, Religion (AP) GRANBY, N.Y. The one-eyed, noseless kitten that inspired an international debate last year over whether it was a hoax is coming to a new museum of oddities in central New York. The museum founder, who believes in creationism, said the kitten is meant to launch another debate about how science and religion intersect. The Oregon woman who owned the kitten said she turned down Ripley's Believe it or Not! and sold the remains to John Adolfi of Granby because she liked his religious reasons for wanting them. "We didn't want Cy becoming a joke or part of a personal collection," Traci Allen said. "But John was so heartfelt, you could tell he was genuine and sincere." Adolfi would not say how much he paid for the kitten, named Cy, for Cyclops. He said he plans to have it embalmed Wednesday at a local funeral home. The kitten died in December, a day after being born. Veterinarians in Orego
Omg I Need Help
I NEED HELP IN THIS CONTEST PLZZZZZ THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WOULD LOVE TO WIN!!!!! PLZ ONLY 1 COMMENT PER PERSON... ITS THE RULES http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=440324&albumid=146332&i=691141344
Good News!!
JUST THOUGHT I WOULD KEEP YOU UP TO DATE!! I HAVE BEEN TO THE DOCTORS AND EVERYTHING IS LOOKING GOOD... THE MORNING SICKNESS IS GONE AND I CAN ONCE AGAIN DO ANYTHING I WANT!! I GO FOR MY FETAL ULTRASOUND ON JANUARY 10TH AND I WILL BE FINDING OUT THE SEX OF THE BABY!!! MY HUSBAND IS STARTING TRUCK DRIVING AND PROBABLY WONT BE AROUND ALOT, SO WE ALREADY DECIDED ON NAMES!!! FOR A GIRL: NICOLE JEAN AND A BOY: CHRISTOPHER ROBERT... THE MIDDLE NAMES WERE DECIDED A VERY LONG TIME AGO, BECAUSE OF SPECIAL MEANINGS. WHEN I FIND OUT THE SEX, I WILL POST ANOTHER BLOG!!! TALK TO YOU ALL SOON!!!
My Balls
i dont really care if people are catually reading this not like anyone really does so fuck it that is all
Thanks A Lot, Time Magazine!
I suppose I should be honored, but what a bunch of lazy f*ckers. Why not just give it to Really Cute Puppies or Everyone Who Breathes Oxygen? The fact that they couldn't pick a person means they just didn't try hard enough. Heck, give it to the coffee guy outside the Time-Warner building or the guy who plays Hiro on Heroes. Or give it to Heywood Jablomi. Or just say, "Yeah, we couldn't decide on anyone. We're taking this year off. Suck on that." http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061217/D8M2ACFO1.html TIME MAGAZINE'S PERSON OF THE YEAR: YOU NEW YORK (AP) - Congratulations! You are the Time magazine "Person of the Year." The annual honor for 2006 went to each and every one of us, as Time cited the shift from institutions to individuals - citizens of the new digital democracy, as the magazine put it. The winners this year were anyone using or creating content on the World Wide Web. "If you choose an individual, you have to justify how that person affected millions of peo
Tequila Christmas Cookies
tequila christmas cookies Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the ****. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt
Hey Everyone
I'm new to scene and just wanted to say hey and hope everyone is enjoying themselves. Hope to see some of you really soon.
What Does Sexy Mean To You ?
Sexy is a matter of opinion. In defining sexy, there are no rules, only preferences. One man finds eyes to be a woman's most attractive physical quality while another considers her hips or waist the most appealing. Some women like tall, dark, and handsome men; some women like smaller, blonder, even more fragile men. Like features, opinions change from person to person. Sexy is a matter of personality and confidence. A person can have a body to be envied, but without a matching personality, they are not classy. Classiness is conveyed through simple confidence. Classically sexy people are confident in their appearance and composure. They may not necessarily be super-model beautiful or drop-dead handsome, but they possess an unshakable assuredness of their worth. They are not arrogant, but they know who they are and are secure in that knowledge. Classically sexy people do not feel the need to bare all because they do not define their worth by how much they can attract.
I'm Alive Folks.....
Just a quick note to appoligize for falling behind on the blog. Been a hectic couple of weeks...Was stuck in Kansas for a week. I'll catch up my blog and pages in a couple days but wanted to let my readers know that not only am I ok...but i am HOME!!!!! The rig has run it's last load for this year as I pulled in last night. Was part of a surprise for my son who I had led to believe that I wasn't going to be home until Xmas eve. Needless to say not only was he surprised but pleased as punch that I am not heading out until Jan 2nd. Then it will be another 4 months out. Anyways I'll catch up on thing when the dust settles here on the home front......
W.t.f.
Just online here today for a few hours. I have seen many peoples profiles and rate them cause i think i`m a good guy.. well after some time i noticed that hardly anyone sends comments or even looks at my profile.. i`m not saying i`m a great looking guy, just the average guy looking to meet some friends... hoping some that have time to talk.. not alot out there. Just wanted to see if it was just me or if i`m just being stupid. well thats all i`m done... to all you that do chat thanks for being a friend... have a great weekend.........
In My Opinion
Everyone always talks about how so-and-so is a great lover or a lousy lover. What do they mean? Of course, not everyone is in agreement about what makes one lover amazing and another abysmal.But I do think there are some great, universal sex truths. Here are nine commandments for being an amazing lover, plus clues that your bedmate's repertoire could use some improvement. Laws of the Great Lover 1. He's super-observant. A great lover doesn?t make love to you as if you?re a generic woman; he talks to you and finds out what you want. He listens and learns from your pleasurable moans, body tension and breathing patterns. 2. He's a good talker. Great sex goes way beyond the physical. A truly amazing lover stimulates your mind and emotions. He tells you that you?re beautiful from head to toe — and you believe him. He makes you feel sexy and desirable, which turns you on that much more! 3. He has great hands. Fingertips to palms, he understands the power of touch and lets
The Last Biker
THE LAST BIKER! The Last Biker...The old ones stand out now, their numbers dwindling down. They're sad loss to the American scene, these individualists with the worn down clothes, saddles and faces. You can still see them sometimes, the real ones, some in packs, not as large as a while ago, sometimes alone. The alone one is the best. One who's been there a long time, staying in the life he loves, never giving into a system that sucks you up like a vortex if you slip just one foot into it. He's got his connections - a few like him, that care for and protect each other. Hanging onto the only unique lifestyle left, like old dinosaurs, their faces are leathered and rough by forty, but their eyes still sharp and knowing. Some are gray in the beards and braids, some are limp in their step and some pain in the kidneys. Still they know that no other life is life, but merely a dreary journey into everyone else's monotony. He looks at the new ones, and then turns away, knowing they w
Living And Loving Part 1
Living is Loving (Part 1) Friend, sit down and listen to my story. Listen with all your heart! If your heart is not open you will only hear the sound of words but will not taste of their flavour. I was 20 - or 24, or 25, what does it matter! I wanted to live, but did not know how to live or why I was living. I was searching. My search was very painful. I seemed to be walking through a desert full of mirages. I was hungry! My body was hungry. My living flesh was like a thousand gaping mouths, eager to swallow even the tiniest fragments of pleasure found on the way. My spirit was hungry. I fed it with all the words I heard utterd, all the ideas I could find in books and images and pictures of every kind. My head was like a beehive, buzzing with activity but producing no honey. Sometimes, in the darkness of my activity, I was aware of a light shining outside my buzzing head, my body and my soul, a long way ahead of me, somewhere at the end of this world and the beginning of a ne
Think About This For A Moment
The Mining Journal News, Marquette , Mi. This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of Michigan state after a snow storm last winter. Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a Historic event--- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands. FYI: George Bush did not come. FEMA did nothing. No one howled for the government. No one blamed the government. No one even uttered an expletive on TV. Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. Our Mayor's did not blame Bush or anyone else. Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else either CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snow storm nobody demanded $2,
Tonight Sucks, And Now I Can't Sleep
WELL TONIGHT WAS A REALLY BAD NIGHT. I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, NOW I AM PAYING THE PRICE. SOMETIMES BEING NICE CAN COME BACK AND BITE YOU IN THE ASS. I WANT TO REALLY VENT HERE. BUT I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. LETS JUST SAY I WAS TAKEN FOR A FOOL, WAS USED, AND TOSSED ASIDE. IT IS MY FAULT FOR NOT BEING SMARTER. SO NOW I AM PAYING FOR IT FINANCIALLY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY EMOTIONALLY. ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL LEARN AND I WONT BE WALKED ALL OVER LIKE THIS AGAIN. WELL THAT IS ALL I AM GOING TO SAY. I WILL TRY ONCE AGAIN TO GET TO SLEEP.
Teddy
As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard. Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X's and then putting a big "F" at the top of his papers. At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child's past records and she put Teddy's off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise. Teddy's first grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is a bright child with a r
Hello!
Hello everyone out in "cherryland"! I'm new to this site...trying to figure it all out. Just wanted to say thanks for the comments and compliments! Hope everyone is having Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: How To Say I Love You In 25 Languages (repost)
How to Say I love you in 25 languages How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Thai Phom rak khun Italian Ti amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Akar Alabama Arkansas Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Oklahoma Tennessee Missouri Mississippi Montana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida Nice Ass , Get in the truck (repost of original by 'spike' on '2006-12-15 09:29:49') (repost of original by 'KIRA' on '2006-12-15 09:32:48') (repost of original by 'Movie Addict ~Idiot Killer~' on '2006-12-15 09:34:39') (repost of original by '
Love/hate
I HATE WHEN YOU IGNORE ME I HATE WHEN MY PHONE DIES I LOVE WHEN YOUR CAMS ON I CAN SEE I LOVE HOW I KNOW THE ACT YOU DONT TELL LIES I HATE YOUR NOT WITH ME I HATE I CANT FEEL YOUR TOUCH I LOVE HOW I KNOW YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH I HATE I CANT HEAR I LOVE YOU WHISPERED IN MY EAR I HATE I CANT WAKE UP NEXT TO YOU I LOVE IT IF YOU DIDNT CRY EVEN JUST A TEAR I LOVE THE WAY I HEAR I LOVE YOU TOO
Christmas Angel
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang,
5:41 Am 12-17-2006
I sit hear awake again... the short hours of the night growing long with thoughts of my life.waht makes my mind go on as it does I do not know. It seems that when my mind starts to work as it is now I fall deeply and pitifully into depression. A place I do not want nor need to go. But it seems my life is slowly changing... I no longer fill the voids that I feel with empty promises of change... I no longer feel the need to go out and have sex or do massive amounts of drugs to feel happy. Instead I try and fill my life with the little things that make me happy. Good music good friends and my loving family... I am not prerfect I know this more than you can imagine, but I also Know that I like the PERSON that I am... I am happy being me. The situation I am in may not be appealing, but the person I am is someone I would want to be friends with. That of course is not saying much since I want to be friends with everybody. But I am happy with myself none the less. It seems these days the
Relationship Quiz
(1)Single, Taken, or Crushing? Single 2) Are you happy with where you are? no with anyone really.. 3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? no 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? yes 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? hell no 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? never again 7) Have you talked about marriage with another person? no 8) Do you want children? already have kids working on grandkids now 9) How many? 3 10) Would you consider adoption? maybe 11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know? jus tell me 12) Do you want someone you cant have? hmmm maybe 13) Do you believe love at first sight exists? yes 14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? yes 15) Do you believe that you can change someone? no they are gonna have to want to change for themselves 16) If you could get married anywhere, m
Friendship (haiku)
I'm thankful for you The compassion in your heart Your gentle spirit For all your kindness And being the one who cares And brightens my life When I need, you're there On you I can always lean We're forever friends
Swept Away
My dreams are hauntingly hovering over me wishing for you to come to my door I try to leave my doors open yet I'm looking for all the signs feelings of despair are a threat to me now tell me, are you sincere and true? See, I wear my heart on my sleeve you know though my love is always up for grabs I don't trust much in a man no more for my heart is still broken... trying to put my puzzle back in place are you my missing piece? I get swept away in emotion, passion even wishing for all to be right and real the way it is supposed to be... trust, respect and faithfulness adore someone and cherish too! As much as I dream, as much as I wish I've heard it all before! I adore you, I love you, I want to be there beside you you are all I've ever wanted you are the one for me my dear well, how do I know?? Until I can feel you within my soul look into your eyes watch for all the signs and know you're soul is pure until you love me with all your heart I can onl
To All My Family And Friends...
FIRST OFF I WOULD LIKE TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU. I KNOW I HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO COMMENTING ALL YOUR PROFILES BUT I WILL GET THERE SOON AND I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU TO THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY CHERRY TAP FAMILY AND FRIENDS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON..... SO FOR A CLOSING I WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A SAFE NEW YEAR.... SINCERLY, BAD INFLUENCE
Blah Blah Blah
We won the cutest couples contest.. Was there any doubt?? hehehe! Thanks to all who voted esp Jelly who kicked ass ...I owe her big time... Goin out Xmas shoppin tonite with my mother. This should be exciting..I am being totally sarcastic hehe! Have a great day Folks oh and Play is in a Grinch Contest...so go show his pic some love ok? xoxoox
Tired Of The Holidays Already? (please Repost)
Tired of the Holidays already? These elves should help raise your holiday spirits! Christmas Costume Contest WOW! My FIRST CONTEST EVER!!!! Here are the rules! This contest will count 1 point for ANY rating (1-10). Also EACH comment will count as 1 vote. Comment as many times as you want. Pimp it out all you want. Anyone may comment! 1st place: 2 dinners for two (One for you and one for the Cherry Tap Member of your choice). AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 2nd Place: 6 bottles or cans of the beer of your choice or = cost of shot or wine... name your poison. AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 3rd Place: A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! So click on the links below and comment bomb your favorite: Contest is from 9:30 am EST Friday, December 15, 2006 and will end Friday, December 22 9:30 EST! The winners skins will be ready for ripping on the 22nd just in time for Christmas! ENJOY AND BOMB AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
Now Takin Applications
SEX APPLiCATiON
Men Suck..
I am so tired of meeting men who just end up breaking my heart. I must have a target on my head. I suppose I should just not give a crap about anyone anymore. I was so happy with the last one...he even asked me to marry him, gave me a ring...then something happened with his kids and he told me he had to concetrate on them because they were first in his life. He said he would talk to me when he could...that was two weeks ago. He won't even talk to me online or anything....I don't understand and I am so dam depressed because I can't get past it. So here I sit wondering if we are still engaged or not! Is this fair or what?
1:1 Pleiades Videos
Thanks for posting ms Karina :] i love such confirmations.people do you think you know the source; the creator? ___________ read and watch ____________12 months12 houses 12 apostles the BIBLE is based on the Zodiac and is Astro Theology [worship of gods heaven]john 14:2 In my fathers house are many mansions; (incorrectly translated in king james version)john14:2 In my fathers abode are many dwelling places; (in my fathers heavens are many houses; 12 houses of the zodiac) Book of Job: (oldest book in the bible) 38:31 Knowest thou the ordinances of heavan? 38:31 Canst thou bind the sweet influences of the Plei - a - des, or loose the bands of O-ri-on? 38:32 Canst thou bring forth Mazz-a-roth in his season? or canst thou guide Arc-tu-rus with his sons?Mazzaroth defined in king james as: the twelve houses of the zodiac.Just the facts ma'am.-Nanna Is Sin_________________________________________________=== '* karina *' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-16 1
Self Conflict
I have been threw hell and back.. Loving those who don't know how to love back.. Trying to hard to be the best that I can has just served me the biggest kick in the ass.. Things for me never work right. So why do I still put up a fight.. I keep my head high with tears in my eyes. To show all that I can still shine.. Why do I continue to please everyone else but the one thing I can not do is please my self.. I'm the one that stand in the background and looks around to realize all I can do is frown.. Now I'm sinking and begining to drown.. In my own abyss of self conflict..
Impressions
To those of you who have crossed my path have made a lasting mark in sand.. I can say that you are all have settled for a purpose, you all have different emotions.. The standards are there in all different ways.. May you all see the light that shines everyday.. each of you have a glow that shows.. its as bright as a light but yet no one sees beyond the site of thee.. Take the cover off take a peek they might be amazed at what you see.. Its a blessing that has been sent to thee..
Passing By
I sit here and contemplate all the pain that my heartaches.. I have millions of friends that last to no end. But not the food for the heart to let it last to all ends part.. The longer I wait the more it seems it will never be.. So I ask will there ever be that one that compliments me. My eyes see the light that shines through thy eyes.. See the pain that you hide in side.. Wondering why would someone suffer so much but yet as so much love under that tender touch.. To hide the pain is to live in abyss that makes you be looked by and missed.. Look in your eyes and your heart and you will see that the one before you is the one that holds the key.. If you walk by and not take a second look you will just keep reading that same old novel or book..
Vic
Many of you have asked me questions about VIC. Please check out the following link. It should answer most of your questions. https://cherrytap.com/vic.php
To My Friends
Ummm
hi there everyone and ty to the person who invited me to join CT... i have been all over this site trying to get the feel of it and have yet to accomplish that LOL im half asleep writing this so pls excuse the subject and the title...thats all i could think of at the moment. well i need some coffee to wake my lily white butt up, so i'll write more laters
She Was Only 5
She was only five This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
Leave Me A Present?
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Thinking....
suppose u talked to someone and at first it was all sexual in ya feelings..but then u actually started to care about this person.when u dont talk u wonder how that person is.when u wake up u think of that person..but that person can never be yours is that good?is it wrong to want to be happy?...lol these are the days of our lives
Music Of The Cosmos.
if you takethe placement of our neighbouring planets in the solar system as related to their orbit, break that circle and make it a straight line, thy represent the notes on a violin string. indeed, the music GOD played during the creation. he taught to the planets. by the way, JIMI HENRIX is the name of god on the lips of musicians.
Friends
There are circles when it comes to friends. The outer circle and the inner circle. The friends in the outer circle are very good acquaintances.They are the ones that you keep in the outer circle because they if given opportunity are capable of changing who you are. They are there because you like who you are and don't want to change. The inner circle are the people who love you for who you are and you don't expect them to change as well. This wisdom is priceless in meeting people.
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Again ..muahhhhz
YEPP U GUESSED IT,I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST Y'ALL !! THIS ONE IS CALLED "SEXIEST BODY PART" SO WITH THE HELP FROM ALOT OF YOU I ENTERED MY LIPZ. SO COMMENT BOMB IF YOU CAN ,IF NOT AT LEAST A FEW COMMENTS N GREAT RATING WOULD BE APPRECIATED ALSO. CONTEST ENDS DECEMBER 24,2006 @ 1 PM..JUST CLICK ON MY LIPZ BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE U THERE. THANKS AGAIN IN ADVANCE FOR ALL THE VOTING/RATING ..Y'ALL ARE THE BEST XOXOXOXO
A Letter To You....
i feel as if i lead you on, that i give you false hopes and that one day one of us are gonna fall in love with eachother and then what? are we just hurting eachother with the things we do and say? are we fighting for something that might never be able to happen? if i could turn back time and make the perfect man i would take the two of you and put you together so i would have the perfect man. you make me laugh, and i love when women get mad cuz we all up on eachothers pages...we would be a perfect match if timing was different. why couldnt i have met u a long time ago? why couldnt i be the one that you fell in love with so many years ago? but this is something that only god knows and we are his pawns in what goes on. do you think that if we hung out and had our fun that when they time came to say good bye you could do it? do u think that you could walk away and not look back and feel resentment towards me for not picking you over someone else? do you think you could come around and
Voice Comments
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This Spice Girl Needs Help
OK GUYS... THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO HERE!! THIS SPICY GIRL IS ONLY ABOUT 4,000 POINTS FROM LEVELING UP SO WE NEED TO GET OUR BUTTS IN GEAR AND GO SHOW SOME LOVE!! LETS RATE HER PAGE RATE HER PICS AND COMMENT THEM TOO!! LETS GET HER TO THE NEXT LEVEL!! IF WE ALL HELP SHE WILL BE THERE IN NO TIME. SO JUST DO IT!! CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND GET TO RATING!! MUAHHHHHHHH MY SPICE GIRL!!!! ~ PAIN IS MY PASSION ~ Spicy Cherry@ CherryTAP
Adding For Points
Don't add me for points! Starting today if u don't talk to me or comment me and you are on my friends list u will be deleted. Who gives a fuck about how many points u have. I came here to meet people. Sorry if i offended anyone
Jammin Me!
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Wait Is Over
As the days turn into nights, and the months become years…..I sit and wait for her….. I hear her voice that’s like a sweet and the purest sounding melody, skin soft as rose petals….her lips sweet as honey…..I only see her in my dreams and…. In the shadows of her in the day…She’s the one I have been searching for, ….but never able to find….My heart yearns for her touch…and for her just to be near me…. She will be the one to know all my deepest desires ….and my inner thoughts…With her….I’m complete….. So I sit and wait until that day….for her to come out of the shadows and my dreams….and come into my reality… I wrote this around this time last year, I put it up here cause... I think found her...here on "CherryTap".of all places.. :-)..fate has lead me to her...Yeah it may sound silly, but stranger things can happen in life...and I seen some real strange things.
Coffee Or The Cup?
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups -- porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee in most cases, just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. "What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... and
Hello
I just want to tell all of my friends and family hello. Have a safe holiday season. Everyone be safe...............Tom
If Microsoft Were Gm
Microsoft should make cars, GM should make software: At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics: For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart; in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. Only one person at a time c
Would!
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American Witch
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Guys Rules!
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that
Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air..
The Beast In Me
You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Dragon75%Demon75%WereWolf67%Faerie58%Angel42%Mermaid25%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com
Gangsta Luv Story
Message: Message: Baby i love you -Thug: yeah i know everyone does! -Baby: really? -Thug: yeah... everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday -Baby: oh... but am i only your friend? -Thug: no... youre my girlfriend... why? -Baby: so when i say i love you i really do mean it -Thug: yeah i know you do mean it... its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. -Baby: ...... -Thug: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anni? -Baby: yeah... where? -Thug: i dont know... maybe movie then dinner? -Baby: ok -Thug: ill pick you put after i get off and get ready ok? -Baby: ok. what time do you get off? -Thug: in 2 hours and then i gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Baby: aye... i thought you didnt have work today... -Thug: one of
Birthday...
so i have a birthday cumming up at the very beginning of the year - jan 1st to be exact. who wants to buy me a pressie? i'd love u forever =)
The Dream Of A Rose
The Dream Of A Rose Safe wouldn't have been Deep inside sorrows If I had lived for one day Instead for tomorrows. If I had opened my doors And shed all those tears The rainbows colors Might have lightened my fears. Instead I walked, fell And started to crawl I stayed down there So I couldn’t fall. If I didn’t leave My blood on that thorn The dream of a rose Just might have been born. Copyright © 2006 by C Hottran
Understandings Existence
Compassion? Elusive compassion is only truly born of understanding. The understanding comes from connection, in some form or many. Connection to pain, to loss, to joy, to remorse, to emotion. Emotional Ocean Swallowing us whole in its vastness Drowning in my pain, as I sink to the depths... What is that I see? A reflection of myself? But no! It is another. Could it be? Another poor soul has found it's way to the same point as me. Therein lies the compassion, a child from the womb of my understanding. A companion in pain. A new friend in my suffering. A glimmer in my darkness. Sink or swim sink or swim The struggle within which we share.
Nothing At All
As silent as snow fills the air As permanent as existence As gentle as down dancing in the breeze As magical as a kiss My heart is now bleeding, covering the white blanket of snow in a beautiful array of reds. It almost looks like an Angel, I think to myself, as the feather kisses my forhead before finding it's bed in the cold, bloody snow. I live, but I cease to exist. I have plenty of ammo But somebody has moved my target
Understanding Crazy
Endless memories flood through my mind like water over stones upon a mighty river. Lacking the capability of building a dam strong enough to hold them back, I dive head first into the river, surrounding myself with the torturous beauty of good times remembered. Sometimes they seem so far away, so distant, I wonder if they ever happened. The sky opens up with firey rain, each drop sizzling on my skin like bacon. My skin smells like bacon......can this be true? My body feels a new coat, one of wirey hairs, course and dense. Could it be? Am I the swine? Raised to butcher, to fill the bellys of others? Perhaps I shouldn't swim in the river that flows through my mind on a Tuesday again. My bad.
Child Abuse Awareness
She was only five This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
Reasons For Allowing Drinking At Work
It's an incentive to show up. It reduces stress. It leads to more honest communications. It reduces complaints about low pay. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. It encourages carpooling. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. It makes fellow employees look better. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing. No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party.
You Gave Me My First Real Glimpse At Life Then Told Me To Carry On With A False One..
No. I'm not still so bitter. At least about most things..Those things.. This place has come to be very much a burial ground, hmm? >blog refrences to wyldfey.com< Maybe if I wrote here I'd get over myspace annoyances. Lawd knows this place alone was hard enough to get used to. "An unexamined life is not worth living.." How true..and yet infuriating..Too many thoughts this morning. Too many on life & love alone. I've given myself that indulgence and played the broken record of my youth repeatedly. I think most are lucky to find one love in life. One real person in one moment of time when the emotions are in synch and real. But for three? What would most give? How often through tears have I heard the asinine words "better to have loved.." and well, you're still lucky. I couldn't stand it. I wanted to yell at each person with these b.s sage words. They truly must have never felt the pain..anguish utter heartbreak..there are no words, duckies.. One death, One marriage, One li
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YOU HAVE BEEN F.U.C.K.ED!!!!!!!! Spread your love and go at it! Pick any of your friends and F.U.C.K THEM!!! This is for anyone you think is hot! RULES: 1. You can f.u.c.k the person who f.u.c.ked you of course. 2. You can f.u.c.k the same person as many times as you can, (c'mon ENDURANCE!!!) Be creative. 3. You, MUST, spread this! At least one f.u.c.k is fine and dandy! 4. You should f.u.c.k in public! Be adventerous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!! 5. Random sex is perfectly ok. 6. Please, don't worry about same gender f.u.c.k.ing, it's HOT!!!!!!!!!!!! 7. You should most definitely get started f.u.c.k.ing right away!! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEM! Make everone feel a little loved. Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST F.U.C.K.ED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank You Friends!!! Please Read!!
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY WISHES!! I GOT AN OVERWHELING AMOUNT OF COMMENTS, GIFT, MESSEGES AND LOTS OF LOVE!! IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!! I HAD A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY AND TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE PART OF IT!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! THANK YOU!!!!~MANDA~
Im January.. Um Some Of Its Close
JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. FEBRUARY=SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. #####. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp
My Blog
iknow it has been awhile since i last posted an i to be honest not sure when i will post again,so much going through my mind to just figure out easily
Friends Vs Italian Friends
FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents’ mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS
Poetry 12 15 06
Arts and Crafts Hurricanes run amuck in the attic Static on the tv screen... Laughter on high seas so tragic Magic jesting broken dreams... 12.15.06 Chris Leveroni
Photo Rating's Of 1 ?
Okay - I don't get it. I understand the "haters" on here that feel like they have to rate people 1 to try to make themselves feel better, but to rate a picture of my *cat* a 1 ? What's up with that? Is someone a closet cat hater? No comment recently about her, just a rating of 1. Should I be offended? Should I take insult? My cat is absolutely stunning, by all standards, including her CFA Persian registration. So, what's up with the rating of 1 on my poor Gwen? *laugh* I guess it's better that it wasn't one of MY pictures that got a 1 rating, right? Anyways... just had to put a little rant about that up. Anyone else have some photo haters? Either ratings of 1 of their own pics or some other odd pic like a cat?
My Style
Whats your sex style? Romantic Sex StyleYou like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be! Take this test
Contest
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Christmas Cookies
Christmas Cookie Recipe It's never too early for Christmas cookies. Christmas cookie recipe worth sharing.... 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup . just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor..... by the way, that is your excreise for the day, so yuo dont havee to w;lak. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it l
What's Your Seduction Style?
You are flirty. You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com
Santa's Wisdom To Pagans
Santa's Wisdom to Pagans Author unknown We had a nice, serene kind of Solstice Circle. No jingling bells or faked-out Christmas Carols. Soon after the last coven member left, Jack was ready to pack it in. "The baby's nestled all snug in her bed," he said with a yawn, "I think I'll go settle in for a long winter's nap." I heaved a martyred sigh. He grinned unrepentantly, kissed me, called me a grinch, and went to bed. I stayed up and puttered around the house, trying to unwind. I sifted through the day's mail, ditched the flyers urging us to purchase all the Seasonal Joy we could afford or charge. I opened the card from his parents. Another sermonette: a manger scene and a bible verse, with a handwritten note expressing his mother's fervent hope that God's love and Christmas spirit would fill our hearts in this blessed season. She means well, really. I amused myself by picking out every Pagan element I could find in the card. When the mail had been sorted, I got up and
2007 Sexual Prediction
In 2007, you will... Have sex in public 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at QuizUniverse.com
How I Will Be Defined In A Sexual Dictionary
Lady J -- [noun]:A steamy steamy shower 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
My Sexual Nickname
Lady J's sexual nickname: "Cherry Pie" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
My Hands ?
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Lol
Body: Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel." 7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify." Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word.... Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide
Read This If You Can!!!!
I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. Strange..isn't it?
This Is Way Off !
In 2007, you will... Experiment with orgies 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at QuizUniverse.com
Nymphoz
nympho n : a woman with abnormal sexual desires Why does everyone insist on calling me a nympho? a pervert? a horndog? ect... i cant help it its a disease! ok! damn im so sick of hearg, "God you're a nympho!" "stop you nympho i'm trying to sleep!" "We already did it twice nympho!" Isn't any guys that are nymphos? or is that just a girl thing?!
Out Of Town
Just so everyone knows, I am in Florida for the next few weeks and I don't have reliable computer access I return to my homw in Mass on the third of January. So I'm gonna get back to my fun with childhood friends. Later folks, I know you miss me ever so much.
Surgery
so yea, tomorrow's my big day....i get to have back surgery. leave me love, messages, shouts, comments, whatever u wish. thanks.
Coming Jan 07 New Contest For Married People
COMIN IN JAN 07" YOUR NIGHT ANGEL WILL BE HOSTING EAST COAST VS. WEST COAST SEXIEST MARRIED COUPLE OF 2007. I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP ME AND TAKE THE WEST SIDE. IF YOUR INTERESTED PLZ LET ME KNOW. THIS IS GONNA BE A NEAT ONE. WITH SOME COOL PRIZES.
Well Im A ~rider~
well tonight i was approved as a SEXYBEAST21~RIDER~...Just want to say thanks to all the RIDERS who accepted me...i loves you all
Friends Vs. Italian Friends
FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents’ mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while.
F A M I L Y
F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way," I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, "While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood very quietly not to spoil
U Have Been Warned Lol
Just so u know...if i deleted u i'm sorry. And the same still goes. I came here to meet people not get points. So if u wanna be my friend and get to know me great if u dont don't add me please
At Random
It was at random that we met, A chance that not many get. When I heard the "Uh Oh", How was I to know! That you would turn out to be my special friend, Someone who could be there, Until the end. No matter how I feel or what I do, I know, in my heart, That I can count on you. I've never seen you, Heard you, or touched you. Those kind of chances are very few. To meet someone from far away, Never knowing if they're here to stay, Not knowing if what they say is true, Of what they're doing and telling you. So far away, but yet so near, The "not knowing" is the fear. Is it truth, or is it lies? Will a heart grow, or will it die? Either way, the bonds of Friendship's strings are tied. One's needs are met, Some with regret. Some with hope, Some with pain. But still, the answer is plain. If we hadn't met, On that very day, Things would be different In every way. The emptiness may be filled, A life may start to rebuild. A heart may be broken, Or ma
You Know You're From Louisiana When...
I'm not saying anything bad...the title could have been you know you're from Alabama....lol...I actually had some of the Mardi Gras things happen last year! ************** 1. Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside. 2. You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads. 3. You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils. 4. When you give directions you use "lakeside and riverside" not north and south. 5. Your ancestors are buried above the ground. 6. You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a red one to the French Quarter. 7. You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco. 8. Every once in a while, you have waterfront property. 9. You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones" and you know what he means. 10. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday. 11. You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.
Im A Star!!!
- Get Your Own
Sex Business Card
Leslie Pleasure Producer 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com
Love Will Never End
FOR HER TOUCH WAS SO GENTLE AND EMBRACE SO SENSUAL FOREVER IN HER ARMS I MAY STAY BUT ONLY IF MY LOVE DOESNT STRAY I KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE TO HEART BECAUSE SHE AS UNLOCKED THE LUCKY CHARM MY POEM MY NOT ALL RHYME AND THAT IS NO CRIME BUT WHAT IS A CRIME IS TO LET YOU GO AND I KNOW THAT WILL NOT SHOW A LOVE BUILT OVER TIME AND TEARS SO FAR APART BUT NOT KNOWN FOR YEARS MY LOVE UNLEASHED INTO THE WORLD ONLY TO BE CAUGHT BY YOU THIS LOVE I MUST KNOW, IS IT TRUE TO YOU? FOR I KNOW IT IS TRUE TO ME BUT IN THINE HOUR WHEN I SHALL DIE I KNOW THAT YOU WOULDNT CRY MANY GOOD YEARS WE HAD TOGETHER AND NOW I LAY ON A BED OF FEATHERS ON MY DEATH BED I WHISPER A THOUGHT HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU FOR THESE YEARS? YOU GAVE ME LOVE THAT HAD NO END AND IN THE END I ALREADY KNOW I KNOW THAT IT WAS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY THAT LOVE MUST TRUELY GO ON EVEN AFTER DEATH FOR A LOVE THIS STRONG THAT YOU AND I HAVE CANNOT BE TORN APART; NOT EVEN BY DEATH SO WITH THIS LAST BREAT
Crazy Things I Am Aroused By......
As it turns out, Leslie is aroused by ... Hard hats 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at QuizUniverse.com
'what Is Your Seduction Style?'
You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com
Desert Angel By Stevie Nicks
tribute to our troops and there familys..I wish i could find the video or song to go with it... Written by stevie nicks and m. campbell. I was born in the desert So I know how it feels there Well look up its a shooting star But its as black as night no stars Well this is the first thing, That Ive written Since I wrote about freedom And then the wall came down Well we thought it was a great beginning People were free to cross the line But then something happened in the desert Something broke the stars into pieces Well I live below a great red mountain In the shape of a great huge beast In a place the indians call paradice valley Well this has always been my sanctuary I send that to you too There on the other side of the world In the desert And we are the guardians No black clouds just the faces of you So where is my father, Where has he gone Where is my husband Where is my son Where is my father Where has he gone What is it that happened here Is i
For Just A Taste Of You
For Just A Taste Of You I need to take you in my strong arms let me hold you oh so close and tight our sighs rising high into the heavens rocking wrapped up in sweet delight You know I'll never ever let you go I yearn to kiss your lush warm lips till we melt blissful in love's wild fire in a dance eternal, joined at the hip I want you to know my heart's pure voice hear me pour out my feelings for you to shout them at the boundless sky so strong, so deep, so clear so true love's feast calls us to this moment no reason needed, for what we do I have a gnawing hunger in my soul always aching for just a taste of you The beauty of your glowing body beckons me to touch, to taste, to love it's graceful expanse, from your forehead to toes, fingers to nose How I hunger to know you so completely To gladly find all the wondrous places that bring you such sweet pleasure. forging bonds that tie your heart to mine, two hearts beating wildly together as one.
John Edwards
No, not the one who speaks to dead people, the one who ran with John Kerry in '04. (Yeah, OK, it could be argued that he speaks to dead people, too.) I'm real glad to he's poised to announce his candidacy again. The fact that he's going to do it in New Orleans plays well to his theme of Two Americas, though nothing could beat his announcing it on the Daily Show last time. Although I'm pretty sick of the process and its participants, Edwards appeals to whatever shred of idealism I have left. Whether he's the real deal or the batteries on my bullsh*t detector have run low, he impresses me in a way that no politician in years has. The mere fact that he stands on a national stage and uses phrases like "a moral obligation to end poverty" puts him head and shoulders above his brethren, the overwhelming majority of whom have interest in neither moral obligations nor ending poverty. I mean, look, it's not like he's Dorothy Day or anything, and I'm still cynical enough to believe that t
X-mas
Well, for those who know me, know that I am not big on x-mas and never have been. This year is no different. I did "buy" gifts though which is more than I can say for other years. Anyway, since I really don't care for x-mas, I've decided to vanish for x-mas. To become the hermit I am used to being during that time. I really have no desire to spend it with anyone. LOL, not even myself!!! I left all the gifts that I never did wrap at my parent's house for them to wrap and put under their tree. I told them that I won't be around to spend x-mas with anyone. I had always been left out at x-mas time when it came to family, now that they actually expect me there... well, I have no desire to be and I won't be. Simple. I prefer to be by myself, away from everyone. I have no holiday spirit.
You Know Your From Guam When.....
YOU KNOW YOURE A CHAMORRU WHEN: 1. You roll your long sleeve shirt up and call it formal; 2. You use SPAM as a main course; 3. You wear a T-shirt over your swimsuit to go swimming at the beach; 4. You’re swimming and you get out of the water because its raining; 5. You set aside a box of envelopes for “chenchuli only”; 6. You arrive at church after the offertory is done; 7. You include your chenchuli as a tax deduction; 8. You can fit your family of (5) into the front of your pickup; 9. You wear a baht chain while standing in a food-stamp line; 10. The waitress at Shirley’s says “The Usual today?”; 11. You eat spaghetti with rice; 12. You invest in (4) different raffle ticket drawings; 13. You use your whole paycheck for a “small” family barbecue; 14. You have (21) seven-day bracelets; 15. You have beer available at a kid’s birthday party; 16. You use weed eater to M
My Birthday Is Tomarrow 12/19
what are you geting me? kisses
Iam So Very Happy With Friends
ALL FREINDS AND FAMILY MAKES ME HAPPY
Ty All
SOULD I RIDE SOULD I GO TO THE MOVES WHAT SOULD I DO I AM SO BOARD NEED IDES TO MAKE MY DAY BETTER IF YOU HAVE ONE LET ME NO SOULD I GO TO THE MOON WELL SHIT I AM THERE ALL DAY LOL TO ALL THAT GET THAT OK WILL THIS ALSO GOES OUT TO ALL THE PLP THAT ARE ALL WAYS HERE FOR ME AND TO THOS IF LEFT A COMENT TY OK WERE WAS O YA GRABS THE BONG AND SAY OK I AM OUT IT PUFF PUFF PASS TIME HE HE!!
Service Members
Salutes to ALL service members
The World's Shortest Personality Test
Your Personality Profile You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart. Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people. You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile. You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches. The World's Shortest Personality Test
What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
Your Eyes Should Be Brown Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
12-18-2006 5:25 Am
Do you believe in love at first site? I never use to, but when you meet someone incredibly attractive that just GETS you, your view starts to change a bit. I dont know If I do you. but what about soul mates... when you meet that special someone does your heat imediately recognize it to be so? I dunno, but I am beggining to think maybe so. WOW!!! I dont know what to say lol it just kind of hit me and i am not use to things like that... I am talking about the type of person you imediately open up to. you cant help but to do so you cant hold back because there is nothing threatening about them... this is KILLING ME!!! I am scared. I have known this guy for such a short period of time, but he is genuinely beautiful, both inside and out... I talk to him and I lose all focus on anything else. Like its just him and me. He has the most AMAZING brown eyes. Now I am not saying that I love this man for it is too soon to tell for sure, but I am more than definitely infatuated, and the pot
The Watcher
The date had gone well. The two lovers walked back hand in hand up the quiet street towards their home. The nights cool autumn breeze blew gently threw her dark hair like a soft whisper. He squeezed her hand twice and she recognized the silent "I love you." They had the kind of relationship that made their friends jealous. They talked about the upcoming wedding and playfully argued about the location of the honeymoon. It was just another romantic night like all of the nights before. Neither of them realized that something was wrong. Even when they approached their door, they didn't notice the ripped screen that lay under the window. They didn't know that someone was watching. Someone had been watching every night for weeks. The anticipation was often more fun for the monster than the act itself. She softly kissed his neck as he reached in his pocket for the house keys. Once inside, he walked over to the wine rack and selected a cheap, but delectable zinfandel. She was getting g
How Will U Die?
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide80%Posion53%Bomb40%Suffocated40%Natural Causes40%Accident33%Gunshot27%Disappear27%Eaten20%Stabbed13%Drowning13%
Kinky Turn On
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds83%Chains/Handcuffs33%Bondage25%Biting17%Blood17%Whips17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
Type Of Girl R U?
You scored as Athletic Tomboy. Athletic Tomboy81%Slut44%Nerdy Girl38%Loser38%Popular Bitch31%Hippy25%Preppy Girl6%Goth0%What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.com
Type Of Sexy R U?
You scored as Very Sexy. You scored (cue music) VERY SEXY! You are a sexy girl who doesn't act too much on it, which is good, cuz skanky = bad.Very Sexy58%Not Sexy.46%Secret Sexy.42%Slutty Sexy29%What Type Of Sexy Are You? (For Girls, But Guys If You're Bored)created with QuizFarm.com
What Mythlogical Creature R U?
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Angel59%Mermaid58%WereWolf42%Faerie42%Demon25%Dragon17%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com
What Body Part Attracts U?
You scored as Abs/Stomach. You are attracted to: the abs/stomach. You are a abs/stomach guy/gurl.Abs/Stomach92%Penis58%Face58%Boobs42%Butt25%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com
What Type Of Person R U?
You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.Outgoing50%Shy44%Fun38%Nice38%Dramatic31%Immature13%mean6%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com
So Soon Forgotten
I searched through the darkness i found a man hurt and lonley come to me i said let me heal your pain slowly he approached me ever so slowly he grabbed my hand together we would walk out walk away from the pain find an everlasting love happiness he said u dont want my heart cold and icy that it is i want to thaw it i say with love that only i can give let me heal u let me ease ur pain happiness was brought such laughter and smiles until we get to the edge he takes 4 steps back letting my hand go leaving me in dark alone and scared i shall wait here terrified and immobile crying everyday missing him everyday until one day when he may stroll by me perhaps he will stop perhaps not my love will never die my heart belongs to him no man could ever compare i will fight bleed til i have nothing left walk through hell defeat the demons that hold unto him capture him in my arms let him feel the love he has so soon forgotten
I Been Doin Some...
thinkin and lots of it. Austyn is so very smart, he is the highest class he can possibly go in his school right now. So I jus got off the phone with the charter school in the villages, in Feb of 07 Ima go enroll Austyn into the Pre-K class, she said he sounds perfect for it! He'll start in August n it'll be jus like he's in school! He knows his ABC's, he can write his own name and most of the alphabet, he can count to 60 and 10 in Spanish, he knows all his colors and shapes and can draw them to. I'm blessed to have such a smart 4 yr old. He loves school, so rather than make him take the same class for 2 yrs b/c he misses kindergarten next yr cuz of his age, this is the next best thing. He is so excited and keeps tellin us he can't wait for the new school.! Welp I'll keep most of u posted jus wanted to blog about muh lil man!
What's In A Name?
I've used a handful of nicknames on the 'net since climbing onto it in the early 90s. I originally started with my name @EDTNG- Electric Dreams, the first BBS I was on and intro'ed to, that also had limited internet connectivity, a passive connection to the local university. From there, I hopped into a Unix shell account at that same university when my friend Rock (so called for his unwavering, nothing-phases-him attitude) had two accounts, a CS account he used, and a 'generic' IT account I used. That brought me to the days of IRC. I went through a few nicks on there. I started with Moocow, cuz I'm a big fan of cows (I don't know why... you'd think after one shit on me at the county fair, I'd be less impressed... but no). To spice it up a little, I changed to Ushi, japanese for cow, after a friend that lived in Japan (DuckSaus) told me that was Japanese for cow. (I never looked it up to validate her comment, so here's hoping....) Next up was Figment. I'd met a girl who l
Goodmorning
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com I HOPE ALL MY GOOD FRIENDS ON HERE HAS A WONDERFUL DAY... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
Eyes
For all us gals with the kick ass eyes :P
The Night
PLEASE DO NOT RIP MY POEMS!!!! I look into the night and I see the stars, The moon and the blackness that is the night It seems to call to me, to beckon me to come forth The night is so mysterious, so unknown Can I trust this voice that is calling me Can I give into this blindly Can I yield myself to it I do not know, should I trust it Something from deep within me cries out for it Like it is the part of me that is missing So much of me is broken and torn So much disappointment and tears shed This night that calls to me Pulls at my very soul Touching that hidden place in me I want to go I want to yield This darkness is so inviting The stars pull me towards them The moon is like a welcomed face to me Into the night I will go I will trust once more I will yield myself to its call Night, oh night I am yours.
Luvy; A Goof In Motion
Okay this just took me an a hour 45 to upload so watch it! LOL! It gets lighter, she's just being silly, I swear she's gonna be just like me:
Devistating Beauty
your shaken something about the way i walk its taken away shared moments.. when you awakened, you saw me.. a vision beyond your sight A devistating beauty longing for eternal night... you forgot about the moments when you only wanted to hear my voice you erased the reasons.. of making me your choice.. you devistate this beauty more so now that your gone.. the most aching part you never wanted us all along..
A Good Xmas Story
This Will Get Ya > Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at > Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a > picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your > friend? Your sister?" > "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he > said sadly. > Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw > her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. > "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the > child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. > Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, > asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they > finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off > his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. > "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. > "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but ." the old > woman began, shoo
Keep This In Mind...
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. How true!!!!!!!!!
Christmas Carols For The Psych Ward
Christmas carols for the psych ward SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... AGORAPHOBIA: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, But Wouldn't Leave My House AUTISTIC: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock
The Storm
For anyone who hasn't heard about Wa. State, we has a massive storm which knocked power out to more than a million people. We were out of power for three days and with temperatures reaching 20 degrees at night, made for a rough few days. In our area winds were clocked at close to 75 mph. By KOMO Staff & News Services Watch the video SEATTLE (AP) - Two more people died in storm-related deaths, as utility crews were working nonstop through the weekend to restore service to hundreds of thousands of people still without power after the windestorm. The storm was the worst in more than a decade, leaving two people dead on Saturday and sending several dozen people to a local hospital after they suffered carbon monoxide poisoning. The News Tribune reports a Spanaway man whose home lost power died Saturday when a candle he was using for light ignited a fire. And a 26-year-old man was found dead in Kirkland on Saturday morning with a generator running in his living room
John Mellencamp-key West Intermezzo (i Saw You First)
In a hand painted night, me and gypsy scotty are partners At the hotel flamingo, wearing black market shoes This loud cuban band is crucifying john lennon No one wants to be lonely, no one wants to sin the blues Shes perched like a parrot on his tuxedo shoulder Christ, what shes doing with him, she could be Dancing with me She stirs the ice in her glass with her elegant fingers I want to be what shes drinking, yeah, I just want to be Chorus: I saw you first Im the first one tonight I saw you first Dont that give me the right To move around your heart Everyones lookin? br> but I saw you first On a moon spattered road in her parrot rebozo Gypsy scottys driving his big long yellow car She flies like a bird over his shoulder She whispers in his ear, boy, you are my star Chorus: I saw you first Im the first one tonight I saw you first Dont that give me the right To move around your heart Everyones lookin? br> In the bone colored dawn, me and gypsy scotty a
Truly,madly,deeply !
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One More Tick On The House Renovation List!
Front windows and new front door installed! I'm really pleased, so much warmer and quieter already. There's a huge difference from the old upvc crap that was in. Just need to clean up outside tomorrow, but it's dark here already. Love the colour so much nicer than plain old white!
Silverchair-the Greatest View
You're the analyst The fungus in my milk When you want no one And you've got someone Through the wind you crawl And laugh at burning dunes When no one else will ever see Now that you know why you feel like you do Their turning their head Whilst they wait for no one And finally i know Why you feel like letting go Im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here copyright 2001 Daniel Johns mistakes dont mean a thing if you dont regret them so pack your tactic toes for the winter chain a waterfall to burned and withered skin no one else will ever see Im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here Now that you know why you feel like you do They're turning their head whilst they wait For no one And finally I know why I feel like you're letting go I'm watching
The Husband Store
"The Husband Store" A store that sells new men who are ready to become husbands had opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love K
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A Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait, for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard, Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to another part of you aware. I Beckon please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, with no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch you
Silverchair-without You
Miles Away There's hopeless smiles brighter than mine And I need for you to come and go Without the truth falling out. Old incisions refusing to stay Like sun through the trees on a cloudy day You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(2X) Telephone Socially scared and impaired If the trees will bloom the wind can blow Without the fruit falling out Old incisions refusing to stay Like sun through the trees on a cloudy day You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(2X) Feels like the wind blows Holding you with us She takes no other False light and ashes Blooming like winter You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(3x)
Tryin Ta Be A Good Daddy!
Over tha weekend I X-mas shoppin 4 my little girl, I got her alot of cool cloths ( pink ), It waz cool gettin things 4 my baby & I say that cuz Im a new father she's my first & only child she's 2 yrs old.Im not done shoppin either I have ta go next week ta her more cloths cuz u know girls need umpteen amounts of cloths, & thats tha reason why I work as many hours az I do cuz everything iz 4 her, just tryin ta be a good daddy!
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My "true Love's" Sign
Your True Love Is an Aquarius Why you'll love an Aquarius: Independent yet devoted, you'll appreciate the unique approach to love Aquarius takes. You both see love as a bit of a game, and Aquarius will challenge you until you're completely hooked. Why an Aquarius will love you: You're secure enough to give Aquarius tons of space - even if it means separate interests and friends. You have the brains to keep Aquarius engaged and curious. And the passion to change the world together! What Sign Is Your True Love?
Men Are Assholes
WHY IS IT THAT MEN ARE SO FUCKIN SWEET WHEN THEY WANT TO BE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN OVER THE MOST STUPID SHIT THEY TURN INTO AN ASSHOLE I THINK I AM GONNA GO GAY MAN GUYS JUST SUCK U ARE ALL THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT U SAY ITS TRUE UR ALL ASSHOLES ITS JUST A MATTER OF WEATHER OR NOT U LET IT OUT WELL JUST HAD TO BITCH THAT MY MAN IS THE BIGGEST MOST IMATURE ASSHOLE I KNOW FUCKIN DICKHEAD
Tell Me Please
whats so different about me that noone on here will talk to me anymore. i mean before i put up new pictures it was like i had a new photo comment and or friend request every couple a minutes. so i guess everyone on here just proved that there real assholes and need to grow up. wow most of you on here are adults but your acting like children i dont understand its not like im dieing or anything you can talk to me??? grow up people show some respect.
2006 (merry Christmas And Happy New Year)
Well it is hard to believe that 2006 is coming to an end and fast. I only wish that I could look back on this year and say that i have accomplished something, but alas I can't. I did meet a wonderful man and I have met some wonderful friends here on cherrytap, but as far leaving my mark and doing something that i can be proud of, i haven't. I am not one to make resoltions for the new year as i will never follow them or keep them so i guess the next best thing to do is try my best and wish all of you a very merry christmas and a happy new year
I Love You Ray !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I Cuddled With An Orange Because I Love Marijuana!
Body: Pick the month you were born in 1 - I ran over 2 - I killed 3 - I needed 4 - I raped 5 - I killed 6 - I cuddled with 7 - I ran naked with 8 - I slept with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I licked 11 - I banged 12- I smoked Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - ur grandma 02 - the kool-aid man 03 - a horse 04 - a pornstar 05 - your mom 06 - you 07 - a bag of weed 08 - a prostitute 09 - a toothbrush 10 - a jew 11 - a homo 12 - the trojan man 13 - Paris Hilton 14 - a whore 15 - a cat 16 - a pickle 17 - a mexican 18 - a bisexual 19 - a dog 20 - an orange 21 - a crackhead 22 - a bowl of cereal 23 - a easter egg 24 - my ex 25 - a condom 26 - a jar of honey 27 - a lesbian 28 - a homeless guy 29 - a french fry 30 - your dealer 31 - a stripper Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because thats how i roll Black - because im sexy Pink - Because the lil people told me to Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Blue - because I'm cool l
The Most Evil Christmas Ever
As I surf the net, I read a lot of posts, stories and blog entries about the "Best Christmas Ever"....okay, that's nice. If your life was anything like mine, there was one Christmas that sucked ass soo badly that we never thought that we would recover. Now that we are older, we look back and it's rather funny. This is an interactive blog entry and I want to hear your Holiday Disaster story.... Ready, Set, Write!
Nyc Sights
Just some thoughts on how NYC is both wonderful and stressful during the Holidays. There are so many wonderful sights to see so there are so many people who come and see them, The tree is beautiful so everyone drives in to look at it. The stores have amazing displays so the sidewalks get over crowded with everyone looking at them. The stores have great sales so eeveryone is in the stores grabbing the last item before you can reach it. The subways are packed but you feel like you need a cigarette after. Happy Holidays to all.
My Personal Views On The "new" Cherry Tap And That Nsfw Issue
So it has been a few weeks now since the new CT went into affect and I see plenty of people are unhappy with many of the changes. Honestly, I can't blame them. And yes, while moaning and bitching about it might not change it, sometimes one just needs to let loose a little and say what is on their mind. So here is my 2 cents on it....take it or leave it, I don't really care. Lets start with the obvious...the NSFW issue. Now, when I signed up for this site, I was under the impression that you were required to be 18 in order to have an account. 18, yes, that means that you are an adult (at least numerically speaking...sometimes maturity comes MUCH later...lol). So as an adult we are able to make adult choices. Here's an idea...if you are patrolling through someone's pictures and you see that they are adult, or now marked as NSFW, don't open them if you are afraid of what others might see. That opens up a whole other issue which I will get to eventually. Now, the marking of pics as NSFW
Mates
I THANK YOU ALL FOR COMMING TO MY SITE AND LEAVING NICE COMMENTS,I DONT THINK I COULD HAVE ANY BETTER MATES. LOTS OF LOVE,FOR THOSE OF U WHO COME TO MY SITE TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEW PJ PICS
How Weird Are You Test.
You Are 69% Strange! You are pretty darn strange. You're quirky and odd, and definitely not normal. But that's great--it makes you an interesting person. You aren't exactly as strange as they come, but congratulations on being quite unique!How Strange Are You?Quizzes for MySpace
Bah Humbug
I spent three whole hours trapped in my room today wrapping christmas gifts. They started off so neatly and carefully done then about half way through I lost the will to live and the rest are kind of thrown together. I then found places to conceal them all until 'Santa comes' only to have a delivery guy knock on the door with a shitload more to find hidey places for..... I SUBMIT.. pass me the bourbon someone!
R.i.p Ryan, My Heart Aches For You
Thank You so much Ryan for giving me four years of your life. I know we had rocky times and you always stuck by my side. You were truly a blessing to me and you showed me that there was true love. I am so sorry that when we were together, I didn't show how special you were. We've been broken up for quite a while and yet we remained close. You just had that effect on people. It's hard to think I just heard your voice on thursday and I'll never get to hear it again. It makes us see that life can be ripped away from us at any time. You will always be close in my heart and I will NEVER forget you or even try. I know you are in heaven, that's where you belong, among the rest of the Angels. I love you dearly and you will be missed. We all cry for you, but more importantly, we all remember and shall never forget you. Everything around me is a reminder of you. Thank you for showing me so many wonderful things and giving me so many wonderful memories and experiences. This is not goodbye Ryan, t
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Difficult
Am I good enough for you, Am I strong enough to bleed, For someone like you, When I'm kicked to my knees. Am I good enough for me, To watch you walk away, As I sit here again, I'm alone day by day. I'm lying awake, And think of the day, I needed you more of, Just out of the rain. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, It's what you need, But everything's so out of your reach. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, But what you need, Means everything to me. Am I good enough for me, Am I dumb enough to bleed, For someone like you, To give a fuck about me. Am I good enough for you, You keep walking away, And I'm sitting right here, And again i will say. Cause I lie here awake, And think of the day, I needed you more, I'm pushed out of the way. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, It's what you need, But everything's so out of your reach. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, But what you
Going!!!!!!!!!
Going to be in Harrisburg this saturday ALL day. Friday is my sister's b-day (on my friends list as Lisa)! FUNF TIMES!!!!!!!!
Why Do People Continue To Fuck With Me
why is that people that don't even fucking know me feel the need to talk about me in a bad way or say that I am bad or the wrong type of person to hang out with, hummmm lets see the wrong type of person is that because I love life, laugh smile, help anyone out that needs it, willing to teach anyone that is willing to learn, why because I will not just sit and be quiet because I WILL NOT JUST SHUT UP AND COLOR well fuck them, who fucking needs them I am mad as hell right now and a bit hurt in the same instance..... all the people that need to have there asses on a plater don't and all those that are good people that love being a good person get shit on every fucking day of there lives.......by friends family, strangers, managers, supervisors you name it you get it from everyone, you know just because your not happy with your life don't go fucking downing mine, Just because your life does not fulfill you in the least don't go trying to trash on mine Like CCL he says I am happy I
Creeper!
Chris is the best creeper ever in life. I mean I love her more than like life itself when she does this stuff!!!!!!!!!
True Signs Of Fallinf In Love
OK I HAD TO DO THIS ONE SOMEONE ONCE ASKED ME HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR IN LOVE OK WELL HERE YOU GO 1. YOU SAVE AND OR READ THE TEXT MSG OVER AND OVER AGAIN 2. WHEN YOU TALK TO HER/HIM YOU FIND YOUR SELF GETTING LOST IN THAT PERSONS EYES 3. WHEN WITH HER/HIM AND WALKING YOU WALK SLOWER 4. YOU BECOME SHY WHEN YOUR WITH THEM EVEN IF YOUR THE MOST OUTGOING PERSON 5. WHEN THEY ARE TALKING TO YOU OR YOU TO THEM AND YOU LOOK AT EACHOTHER YOU CAN TELL THEY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT THEY DONT YOU MAY EVEN ASK THEM WHAT OR SAY IT 6. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT HER/HIM YOUR HEART SKIPS A BEAT 7. WHEN YOU HEAR HER/HIS VOICE IT BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE 8. EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE SHE/HE CAN BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WITH A LOOK OR HUG 9. WHEN YOU LOOK AT THEM YOU CANT SEE OR HEAR THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU.....ALL YOU SEE IS HER/HIM 10. YOU LISTEN TO SLOW SONGS WHILE THINKING OF HER/HIM 11. YOU HAVE DREAMS OF HER/HIM AND SEE WHAT LIFE
Why Love?
Why? LOVE We all have loved and lost at one time just listen to me for a min. You love someone when all you want is that person you cant get them out of your head you give up everything and I mean everything to be with them all you want is to be loved in return. Trust me I know I would give up my world to have it all back!!! You know you love them when you see all the little things and yes I am going to get crazy for a min but you will understand little things like when she paints her nails or changes her hair the way she holds your hand lightly moves her finger over yours looks into your eyes you see things on her like a bump scrape or cut she get hurt and all you do is want to tke the pain you all know it the truth some of you are even thinking of your ex while reading this so I say WHY LOVE ITS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND AND IF WE HAD MORE OF IT WE WOULD NOT BE AT WAR WE WOULD NOT HATE WE WOULD JUST LOVE ONE ANOTHER SO I WILL SAY IT ONE LAST TIME BEFOR I GO TO BED WHEN 2 PE
Lols !
5 Kinds of Sex The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. Chores on the Farm A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?" "No," replies the boy, "but could I have breakfast first?" "You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs." The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans
Bad Santa Replies
deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe yo
Is This Your True Love? Libra
Is This Your True Love? Check out your astrological sign's compatibility with another sign. by Dr. Turi M.D.S.U. Important note: This basic comparison chart is generated for the masses only. A Full Comparison chart involves a tremendous work and will help you to understand your business/emotional partner to great extend. Thus if you experience stress in your relationship a 90 MN taped Comparison chart between you and your lover or marriage partner is a must as to comprehend your celestial differences. This awareness will bring a huge difference in handling and understanding your partner and avoid heartaches. IMPORTANT note: the location of your Dragon's Head and tail by birth is extraordinary important and CAN NOT be addressed in these files. There is more power in your Dragon Head and Tail alone than the entire complexity of an astrological chart. Thus a soft Cancer or Pisces who inherited a self centered aggressive Tail of the Dragon in Aries or Leo will be far more
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Dear Santa
Dear Santa, Snowflakes softly falling Upon your window play, Your blankets snug around you, into sleep you drift away. I bend to gently kiss you, when I see that on the floor There's a letter, neatly written I wonder who it's for. I quietly unfold it making sure you're still asleep, It's a Christmas list for Santa-- one my heart will always keep. It started just as always with the toys seen on TV, A new watch for your father and a winter coat for me. But as my eyes read on I could see that deep inside There were many things you wished for that your loving heart would hide. You asked if your friend Molly could have another dad; It seems her father hits her and it makes you very sad. Then you asked dear Santa if the neighbors down the street Could find a job, that he might have some food, and clothes, and heat. You saw a family on the news whose house had blown away; "Dear Santa, send them just one thing: a place where
Devoid Of Love
The night falls as if slain by the sun, stricken are we. the salvation for which you sacrifice yourself flares once, then dies, smothered by the all-encompassing dark. All hope must die. Your heart beats no more. How could you tear us asunder? Demons surround us, crying, save us from ourselves! Copyright©2006 Crazee Motherfucker
Lol
how do you make you lover scream durring sex? call him and tell him who your with..... whats the diff. between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds whats the diff, between a hubby and a boyfriend? 45 mins. I want a boyfriend!!!!!!!!!
For My Jelly
This blog is for Beaner. I want her to listen to this song and smile. I also want her to stay here kthx. Anyhow JB this songs for you girlie:)This song is you! Just push play. I love you!!! Unwritten ------Natasha Bedingfield I am unwritten, Can't read my mind I'm undefined I'm just beginning The pen's in my hand Ending unplanned Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words That you could not find Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten Oh Oh, oh I break tradition Sometimes my tries Are outside the lines We've been conditioned To not make mistakes But I can't live that way o
Myyearbook Is The Shit!!
Hey! If you haven't already, you should check out www.myYearbook.com. myYearbook has a ton of features that other sites don't have, like flirting and bullying and lockers we can use to share files with each other and all our friends. Plus, if we each invite a few people, we get a free t-shirt or thong! Make sure you click my link (Join myYearbook) so I get credit for you. :)
Awakening (copied From A Bulletin)
MUCH ¢¾ to Everyone Personal Awakening A time comes in your life when you finally get it . . When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere, the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying, or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes, you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening... You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world, there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you and in the proc
Naked Football - A Different Perspective On The Streaker Here!!
Amazing the perspective here. The inhibitions are reversed. It has to be harder to determine who is on who's team though, wouldn't you think??? Free Video Hosting
The Man Of My Dreams..
I rarely have largely incoherant dreams, much less of direct people. Generally it's me alone in one vast eccentric landscape or another. Too much Dali in my diet I suppose.. On occasions I have dreamt about a friend or a guy, it didn't go well. Usually betrayal or death or complete madness or some mission of doom, perhaps. I usually wake up unsure. I spent too much time dreaming up my Dark Knight I guess, for him to bother with my nightly escapades..I've always been openly sexual and then I started writing erotic horror so sex in my unconscious world was very rare. For a week now on and off I have dreamt of the most insane, vivid things. If I didn't know better (Which I don't) I'd call them normal dreams! I met someone outside a cafe, he actually saved me from getting sideswipped by a car. Chivalry is alive in faerie if nowhere else. Hard to explain all the parts. As usual alot with me was ragged at least in my memories. To my surprise this same energy..feeling was there
Your Black Skin On My White Skin
Your Black skin On my White skin I thought it does matter But it has no meaning I don't see color When I am with you Your Eyes are like suns They sparkle and shine. Your hands are like Velvet I yearn for our sin. The day we made love Is burnt in my brain. You took care of my feelings You Worked me so hard. I never thought I would loose my heart. The moment You kissed me I knew I was lost. Your hands on my body Our thighs as we crossed. When The world stood still When the passion Explode As you entered my body And the sheets were all tossed.While The sweat just ran That is When I cried out I was waiting for you The man of My dreams done by freakylilsnow
Beware How You Word Shit :p
A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replies, "Tits"
Southern Folk
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know. 2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray,Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, and Inez have all been known to whip a man's ass for less than that. 3. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda -- this can lead to a merciless beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi. 4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week. 5. Don't refer to Southerner's as a bunch of hillbillies. Many of us are/have been moreliterate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner), better educated, and generally much nicer to boot. We've got plenty of business sense (e.g.Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, and Netscape). Naturally, we can have laps
Pure Nsfw
The sexual nature of this may be too much for conservative minds to handle !!! We meet at the door. I kiss you and you are sweet. the gentle softness of your skin is so enticing. I hold you in our heated embrace. My heart races at the thoughts of those things I want to do to you. I am carried away on thoughts of your naked body next to mine. Of fondling your breast and sucking the nipple. Of using my tongue in circles around the nipples. Of nibbling your ears and neck. Of slow kisses that lead me on down. Of the pleasure I will feel as I circle you pussy with my firm tongue.. As I flick it hard against your clit... as I feel your g spot with my finger. Working slowly at first and then faster as I see you respond.. How I love the look of ecstasy as it comes of your face... I lick harder and faster to bring you there... I know your getting there because you begin to grind into my face... I love it yes baby use me... you push my face into it harder and I am thrilled with knowing yo
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HOPE U ALL HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS AND ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!!!!WISH U ALL THE JOY AND HAPPYNESS.(MERRY CHRISTMAS)!!!!!! LOVE U ALL AND WISH U LOVE AND HAPPYNESS
Without Love!!!
If I speak in the tongues of angels, but have not love I'm only a resounding noise If I have the gift of knowledge And if my faith moves mountains high But have not love I am nothing Though I know the One Who holds the stars in the heavens In the palm of His hand If I give all I possess To the poor and the helpless I'll still gain nothing Without love Love's patient True love is always kind Love does not envy Never brags, it's never proud Slow to wrath, it keeps no records of wrongs against friends Love forgives We all could use forgiveness Though I know the One who holds (I know the One) The stars in the heavens In the palm of His hands If I give all I possess (All I possess) To the poor and the helpless I'll still gain nothing (without love) oh... OOh... without love... oh Love never fails Love is true Love's the one thing that can always change you Love is patient Love is kind Love's the one reason the world s
Little Johnny
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot" The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking," Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on,.........but I like your thinking.
To All The Ladies
AT THIS POINT IN TIME I AM LISTENING TO THE INSTRUMENTAL FOR " COMPUTER LOVE," AND I WOULD LIKE TO ALL THOSE LADIES THAT WOULD LIKE TO LISTEN......... THIS IS COMPUTER LOVE; JUST YOU AND I. I'M IN MY PRIVATE ROOM AND I INVITE YOU IN MA. LET ME TURN DOWN THE LIGHT SO IT DON'T HURT YOUR EYES. PUT SOME SLOW GROOVES ON, A LIL TOUCH OF BARRY WHITE. GOT THE CHAMPAGNE CHILLIN ON THE SIDE. GOTTA MAKE SURE THE MOOD IS RIGHT FOR THIS ENDLESS NIGHT. NOW TAKE THIS JOURNEY WITH ME, OVER THE PASSIONATE SEA, INTO THE LAND WHERE THE LOVERS BE. I'LL DO MORE THAN TOUCH YOUR FLESH; LAY YOUR SOUL TO REST. HAVE YOUR MIND LIKE, " I NEVER FELT LOVE LIKE THIS." BEFORE WE GET TO THE END, LETS START WITH THE KISS. HAVE YOUR THOUGHTS LOST IN THE MISS FROM A SIMPLE KISS. PULL YOUR BODY CLOSE; HOLD YOU NICE AND TIGHT. STARE INTO YOUR EYES UNTIL YOUR CONSCIENCE LOOSE SIGHT. THIS IS A DREAM, A SIMPLE FANTASY; YOU AND ME. KISSING ON YOUR NECK AS YOU START TO CREAM. HANDS ALL OVER YOU; CAN'T CONTROL THE FLAME. TH
Saved Agin
So over the past few days the city I live in was in complete darkness. No power. Even this morning the temperature on my front porch was 21 degrees. The Safeways (our local grocery) was on back-up generators which enabled a bit of help for so many allthough after the first day the store shelves were all but wiped clean. Anyone who was in need of or looking to get gas had to find their way to some place that still had power and even then many gas stations ran out of fuel. We were lucky. Allthough we were without power, our heat and our stove are gas as well as our hot water heater. We were still able to cook and keep warm. So many were not as fortunate. I found this short time very humbling. All the businesses that were shut down, the many who suffered through without heat or even the bare necessities. The people who didn't survive. My thoughts go out to their loved ones. Where my anger lies is with those who took advantage. The man
Paper Hero
I can save the world if I want to thats what ill do I can save you from the world youre in I can pull you thru but then the lights shine on me and they see me for who I am Im just a paper hero living a lie a shell of a man So go back where you found me and leave me to die find yourself another savior one that catches your eye cuz sooner or later they all see me for who I am im just a paper hero living a lie a shell of a man
Which Are You? I'm An Elf!
You scored as Elf. You are a Elf.. Not as wise as a wizard, but wiser than any other race. You are respectful, graceful, and pleasant. You're main power use is magic but you are good at fighting and ranging too. (ranging being you're speciality in fighting) which is one thing you have over a wizard. Elf83%Wizard75%Dark Magic User58%Human54%Dwarf50%Nymph25%What Mystcial Medieval race are you?!(Kool Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com
Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who cares Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who's there Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer Take second best Put me to the test Things on your chest You need to confess I will deliver You know I'm a forgiver Reach out and touch faith Reach out and touch faith Your own personal Jesus... Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer I will deliver You know I'm a forgiver Reach out and touch faith Your own personal Jesus Reach out and touch faith
Teach Me Again
It's Not A Tumor.
It's called a waffle and they make then in this house place. The waffle house. Apparently. Waffles am good. But I'm not a fan of head cheese. I appear to have lost touch with where I was going.
The 18th ~ Don't Know
I don't really know why i am writing this one except out of ure boredum. It's 11PM here and I have nothing to do, but that's okay because I'm leaving town tomorrow, and i'll find stuff to do then. At any rate, I do hope everyone is having a simply wonderful holiday season and everything. What's everyone been up to? also, I would like to make sure that everyone knows something... If you want a reply from me, you're more likely to get one if you send me a message rather than a comment! I get so many comments that it's hard to keep up with them and it's just easier if you send me a message so that I can reply on my leisure. and it's here and now I will say, Thank you everyone for the fabulous comments you leave me! although I don't get to reply to each and every one, I do read them at least! One last thing, if you want me to rate your pictures and such, I will! Just tell me because I don't always get around to everyone. ] Thanks, and happy holidays everyone!
The Right (r) And Wrong (w) Things To Say To A Man After Sex
R: You're the one W: Next. R: You really know how to satisfy a woman. W: What the hell was that? Do you have to catch a plane? R: You're the best I've ever had. W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl. R: What color are your eyes? W: Is my discharge still brown? R: You make me forget my problems. W: You make me forget I'm just 15. R: I think we should go away for the weekend. W: I think we should go to the clinic. R: I love you. W: I love you.
Christmas Presents!!
I added a christmas tree to my profile and you can leave me presents... so please stop by and leave me a christmas present!! Thanks.
Ouch
AFTER THEIR 11TH CHILD, AN ALABAMA COUPLE DECIDED THAT WAS ENOUGH AS THEY COULD NOT AFFORD A LARGER BED. SO THE HUSBAND WENT TO HIS VETERINARIAN AND TOLD HIM THAT HE AND HIS COUSIN DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANYMORE CHILDREN. THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT THERE WAS A PROCEDURE CALLED A VASECTOMY THAT COULD FIX THE PROBLEM BUT THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE. A LESS COSTLY ALTERNATIVE," SAID THE DOCTOR, "IS TO GO HOME, GET A CHERRY BOMB." (FIREWORKS ARE LEGAL IN ALABAMA ) "LIGHT IT, PUT IT IN A BEER CAN, THEN HOLD THE CAN UP TO YOUR EAR AND C OUNT TO 10." THE ALABAMIAN SAID, "I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTEST TOOL IN THE SHED, Doc, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW PUTTING A CHERRY BOMB IN A BEER CAN NEXT TO MY EAR IS GOING TO HELP ME." "TRUST ME," SAID THE DOCTOR. SO THE MAN WENT HOME, LIT A CHERRY BOMB AND PUT IT IN A BEER CAN. HE HELD THE CAN UP TO HIS EAR AND BEGAN TO COUNT "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" AT WHICH POINT HE PAUSED, PLACED THE BEER CAN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND RESU
Wow.....
I just realized that there are a lot of people in my friends list that I dont' think I've ever spoken to. I guess I get a little bored at work and keep clicking accept. Time to clean house.
Life And The Adidect
today is the day the moment of trueth theres no truning back i will make it i will not give in to temptason i will move forwerd in sted of back theres only one way to get there and no comeing back today is the day i quiet smokeing the day of reckaning the day i put my self to the test we will see if god will exseed or will the devil get my soul its to erlay to tell but one thing for sure god is there for me! 6:58 AM - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove
A Long Winded Survey For The Shit Of It
ABOUT ME Full Name: J. Thomas Birthday: September 4, 1972 Birthplace: Durant, Oklahoma (home of the whopper) Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Black Height and Weight: 6-foot-tall and 1-fat-bastard Right or Left Handed: Right Heritage: Native American and Honkey Worst Habit: touching my Christian parts in the shower Shoe Size: 13 Shoes You Wore Today: my black sneakers Innie or Outie: Innie Weakness: pretty eyes and star wars Fears: spiders, heights, and Ryan Seacrest Perfect Pizza: Sausage and Beef on a crispy crust Thoughts First Waking Up: “Aww shit, I gotta get on that Bowflex today!” Best Physical Feature: my fingers (ask around, she’ll tell ya) MY FAVORITES Color: Black Food: Italian and Nachos (fuck I love nachos) Sport: HOCKEY!! GO PENS!! Animal: Titmouse Candy: Zots Song: Tom Waits – The Return of Jackie and Judy Gum: sugar free bubble, dont care what brand Holiday: Festivus (for the rest of us) Season: Winter Radio
Thanx Morphingbutterfly
saw an angel in the mist,shining so bright none could miss,her beauty so rare an so pure,soft an tender a friend all could desire Its gifts like this that make me love coming on here all the nasty negative words said from horrid ppl disapear when i realize what great friends i have thanx Morphingbutterfly i love it
A Fave For A Friend Not For Me Cause I Know I Hardly Get A Reply Or Comment
HEY ALL PLEASE SHOW THIS BEAUTIFUL LADY SOME LOVE..... COMMENT BOMBING ALOUD HERES DIRECT LINK JUST CLICK ON PIC.
Happy Holidays!!
I just wanted to wish everyone who visits my page a very Happy Holiday season
Its' Christmas Charlie Brown(comedy)!!!
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Just My Quote For The Day
"Nothing last's forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit, take chances and never have ANY regrets, because at one point in time or another, everything you did was exactly what you wanted!"
Be Back Soon
GONNA GO TIDY UP THE DISHES AND I'LL BE BACK SHORTLY.
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The Gift Of Knowing You
The Gift Of Knowing You There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you.
Week Of Failing
Music Video:FERGALICIOUS (by Fergie)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone song's annoyin but it's addictive. anyway, it's the week of midterms. whoot, death to me. here's the schedule: friday(last week) - history monday(today) - english tuesday - science tuesday night - studio open house (i have to sing wit the musical for 30 min) wednesday - day off but tutor at 4:30 thursday - spanish (and tutor again) friday - calculus (shoppin and chillin wit matt) i leave the 28th for vacation. go me. i'm gonna fail...
So Confused
Why am i confused so? Sometimes I'm not sure which way to go. Should I follow my heart and go where it leads? Or stay where I'm at knowing my heart bleeds? I was in love but not so sure now, Don't know if I care anymore or anyhow. The one I hold dear I can't get near, So what should I do, with this feeling I hold so true? Please tell me this the one that I miss I know shares the same. It's not just a game. We both have another but we still love each other. Where should I have turned these new feelings i've learned. written by: angel
Muses Have Been Many And Not All Good !
THE WAGES OF SIN Destroyer of my hopes and dreams your hate is endless as it seems to me you are evil incarnate living lost, alone and full of hate your existence has became a living hell a fate you have earned all to well you won the battle and lost the war now you are nothing but and old whore lost your looks and your soul nothing can ever make you whole the murder of my character you did achieve lost is your victory. yourself you did deceive live on in pain and know the truth you can not pretend you have your youth and know that you failed in your task my soul is my own in this victory I bask you could not wreck me and drive me down you came out the fool and look like a clown the tighter you held on the worse it became now all of the pain is yours alone to claim so here is to the loser a toast and the end to one came out without honor or a friend By R. Thomas Dinsmore In Love with the End She walks the fine edge dancing bet
Mine Eyes
Will the angels sing tonight Or will they perish in the shadows of this newborn light Will we crumble into dust Will we blow away Like the ravens did yesterday Can we mend this broken reed Seal the doom of this house of cards I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? Will the candles burn all night Or will the darkness engulf us and swallow our sight Can we go to the same ground if the nightengale sings Gather round the fountain as the churchbells ring I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse of mine eyes? I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse of mine eyes? I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse o
Carol Of The Bells - Nsfw
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Revolutionary Mind
It's like i'm manic and in the mean time...it stops time does, for that instant when everything won't stop spinning and then it all crashes. I'm bleary eyed and teary faced because now the revolutions in my head, where the right battles left for control won't stop rotating and spinning and then it all crashes. Talk to me now because when you wait too long, in length of words, you don't have a chance to appreciate the movement I may take you on while your world starts spinning and then it all crashes. It's a magic ride with little shag to excite your senses but enough to cushion your fall even tho the padding is a little old and the fibers are spinning and then it all crashes. Shake and bake today because tomorrow we may not have the meat...sustinance or substance in the wit and wisdom of a rather revolutionary mind because eventually.... it all crashes.
Poem: For My Love
I wrote this a few years ago for my ex-fiancee and it was later published in a poetry anthology, but I wanted to share it with my friends here at CherryTAP: FOR MY LOVE Your eyes, like sapphires, sparkle silently In the dead of night, yet say so much. Your ruby lips, so full and rich, Make me quiver, longing for your touch. Your body, sleek and sexy, Like a jaguar springs to my loins A burning fire that fills me with passion And desire for our bodies, as one, to be joined. Your flaxen hair, like dappled sunlight shines, Reflecting its beauty to the far corners of my soul. And your heart, so pure and true, Completes the puzzle that was my life, making me whole. My heart, once empty and wistful, Overflows with joy each time I gaze upon your lovely face. And my mind turns to thoughts Of the gentle rapture of your embrace. Words are not always adequate To tell a lover exactly how you feel. But one thing is certain, darling. My love for you is real.
A Blood-sworn Oath
A Blood-Sworn Oath Kenneth Copeland Kenneth Copeland Ministries -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you ever known someone who, when he gave you his word, you knew you could "take it to the bank"? His word was as good as gold because he had integrity. His word was his bond. You've probably also known the opposite kind of person-someone whose word wasn't worth a plug nickel. Think about what it means that God has given us His Word. God is impeccable integrity and total truth personified. His Word is not just a bunch of empty promises. His Word is filled with promises that He can and will keep. Many people have a hard time taking God at His Word. They tend to view the Bible as a religious book instead of being the absolute Word of God. I've even had people ask me, "Do you take the Bible literally?" Yes, I do, because it is God's Word, and God is not a man, that He should tell or act a lie (Numbers 23:19 AMP). You c
Check Out The Real Hallie
heres the real girls myspace link http://www.myspace.com/sexyhailie2005
Tummy Tummy
well went today to doctor and she said i have to do a diet completely liquid, no food anymore for 1 week sonogram wasn't good and she must be sure it's not my vesicle having rocks too, at the same time i have that gastritis... something that would take me a surgery meds meds liquids... geez this is not going to get a nice end i guess if i dissapear i'm in the hospital ;) by the way... i made my sister join CT! Doktora74@ CherryTAP
My Day Was The Worst...
OK here it is the most horrible day of my life so far... I went to work this morning and when I got done and walked outside my car wasn't there... So I went to our security at work and we went over hte tapes and someone stole my car around 3 hours after I got to work... The I had to sit at work for 3 1/2 hours waiting for th cops... Not to mention that I have a few christmas gifts in my trunk... So thats how it started then after I got home my monitor died on me so I had to take my sons monitor... My day is just getting worse and worse... But I want to say thank you to my husband because I dont think I could've made it thru today without him... He keeps telling me everything will be ok and I know that it will but I have to get over the devisation of losing my car cause it was the last thing my father bought for me before he died 2 years ago, he bought it for me like 2 months before he died so that I could take him back and fourth to the doctors and the hospital and now i lost him and m
Repost This If You Care About The Marines That Have Given The Ultimate Sacrifice
IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES SO THAT WE CAN BE A FREE NATION, GO TO THE LINK BELOW. THE LINK EXPLANES WHAT HAPPENES WHEN A MARINE DIES AND HOW HIS/HER FAMILY IS NOTIFIED. I GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL DEFINATLY GET A LITTLE CHOKED UP BY THE END OF IT. IF NOT, SOMETHING IS WRONG. PLEASE REPOST THIS SO THAT WE CAN GET EVERYONE TO SEE IT. HERE IS THE LINK: http://www.photographychannel.tv/video/finalsalute2.html
Please Help Me Out
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hEY GUYS PLS HELP HAVE ENTERED THE HOTTEST FEMALE CONTEST HERE IS THE LINK
I'm For Sale
Here's the rules!! Put in the subject "I'm up for sale" and see who wants to own you The first people to leave you a MESSAGE. saying "I own you", owns you It's that simple p.s Repost because this is funny and surprising to see who gets you first! if u dont repost this you will have the worst day tommorow and message me wit your answer
Merry Christmas To My Family Part 2
Today Jake took a turn for the worse. He is unable to breathe on his own and is on a resperator and is currently intabated so he can rest. We don't know how long he has to be on the resperator. My family is taking it hard and Jake doesn't want to be under because he's scared that he's not going to wake up., but he needs his rest... Keep praying guys! Please!!! *Holly Ann*
Today's Insane
Digress attempts to suppress Wear a gas-mask full of convalescence The name of today’s unlesson Is “The underwater acquisition of a diving helmet” I think volcanic ash just slid across the floor But that’s ridiculous, so I shouldn’t act suspicious I shouldn’t draw attention to the land-shark eating pigeons Tectonic plates shift their position Cross my fingers for another ice-age Chewing on ice to save me from the heat wave Can you appreciate a whole without stripping it to its core? Without poking holes and altering the gene code? Who keeps bolting the doors closed? I thought I said I wanted the demons to have free roam And to feel welcome in these unhallowed halls Would you shut up while I jump and fall? I think it’s amusing even if it’s hard to watch The world just flickered I think I’m being watched Cover myself in Vaseline and draw a bath of starch With a bit of bleach Perfect the art of speaking in grumbles and screeches Sleep with leeches for no apparent rea
Saturday Night
Can you say 'triple stacks' chea fuck yea. i'm excitedddddddddd! :) butterflies already :) much love xoxo sandy
Darkness Prevails
seems to me that the darkness looms noone offers to lend a light the blackness prevails after all no release is to be found no freedom of the soul seems to me the night will remain I reach out to grab another someone for companionship a soul the same as mine both showing scars both looking for something there was a connection a sense of repair where does this feeling lead is there a light in this blackness is there a reason to this where did it begin am i to lead or should follow where does this path end where is the flicker that light in which we seek
Night Night!!!!
Gotta turn in! I have to host a conference call tomorrow for 40ppl. and I haven't even started on my slides. Going to bed early so I can be at work by 6am. Blah! Don't let the bed bugs bite! Too hard! ***kisses*** BeerQueen
I Think I Have A New Job
Oh Yea. Went to the hosptial here today. Had a job interview as a student therapist. So had to do two interviews, and a drug test. Was told I wil be working 7pm-7am on Friday and Saturday nights. How much fun is that? Even better I will have class from 8am - 3pm on Fridays. Wow- so looking like a long night for me lol. Even better will be those Monday morning tests to look forward too. Buts its my foot in the door - and gotta start somewhere. That also means less CT time =(
I Am
I am sweet I am a mother I am a wife I am a friend I am honest I am kind I am loving I am open minded I am caring I am not forgotten I am me I am Understanding I usually write about things that come to my mind or what is on my mind. Sometimes what I write may come from the heart other times it is just me babbling on about a subject. I consider myself open minded cuz I believe life is to short to sit and wait for things to happen. We ourselves are the only ones that can make things in our life happen and work out. There is no need in dwelling in the past cuz that is the past all we have is the future and we have to work on that and make it better. I am a friend to those that need a friend and if you ever need to talk I am the one that wouldn't mind listening. I would say that I am talented but I have no clue to as what my talent is or would be.
Too Far?
Does anyone else think that Orton and Edge went too far tonight (12-18) in the final match against DX?
Poor Tummy
my tummy hurts so i don't feel so good -pouts- i'm going t bed soon so when i do goodnights
Tequila Christmas Cake
Tequila Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shif
Feeling The Fight
here i sit wondering about my love thinkning what is it that she wants i wish i could get i her mind see the things she fights i offer my hand to have it pushed away i wish i had the key to her heart ifonly that might allow some insight i gave myself i offer my soul i give my blood all i wish is for the demons to be gone the fight to be over tooklook in her eyes and see a sparkle the shine of life once again there for all this i would die she is worth death ten fold for this i would gladly slip into a hole
Stress I Guess
idk wat it is but i just been down the past few days. i mean i got good frineds that care about me, i got a nice guuys that do too. n christmas is right aroudn the corner..so idk y i feel this way.. just right now i feel like im alone, n no one really cares, one of my frineds i talk to every night he is busy right now so cnat talk to him n it sucks..i got my other frineds but idk its just nice talkign to him.. im just down n dont knwo y i got a job interview tomrorow n i am not even jumping for joy b/c i might havea job..this is just not me.. and idk y..i dont liek to stress or be depressed n it sucks god i dont even want to wake up in the moring, or get dressed when i do..idk its nto lazy b/c i do stuff i just rather not do it right now ..idk grr i just wish i could get over this wat ever it is... n be happy jessica again..ohh n i dont even know how i became this way... ok well later all.. peace. jessica
Happy Holidays!!!!
The Perfect Christmas The perfect christmas, would be held with much family and friends, all gathered in one place, to spend this special time, with those they love. ~ So now dreaming, of that one perfect christmas, with the special people in my life. ~ Pictures i see flashing, through my mind, of beautiful white snow falling, a tree, with presents under it, in front of the window, and everything laughing, having a good time, while opening, their gifts. ~ Such a wonderful time of the year, hopefully being the perfect christmas, that we all wish for. MERRY CHRISTMAS..HAPPY CHANUKAH....KWANZAA WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, HUGS AND LOTS OF LOVE DONA
Something Containing The Words; Spread, Clit, And Dick
Entering my brain Do you like the taste of my insane? Give me claw marks give me stains Shit, here I go again AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Spread! Bite your lip and beg To feel more then just the head That I press against your cleft Paint you from pink to red Make you so wet you’re a mess Of twitching muscles flexed As I stroke my cock along the clit that you AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Spread! I think I’ll go down instead Even though you’re clawing at my head Even though you’re dying for my little death I think I’ll carve figure eights instead With the tongue I press against your AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Spread! Grab the short hairs on the back of my neck That’s a controlling grip Taste yourself on my lips Suck my tongue like it’s a dick Wrap your legs around my hips Make inviting thrusts with your pelvis In one agonizingly slow stroke I sink to the hilt Push my thumb under your chin Expose your neck and bite at the growls within The growls that growl to me their need Growli
Less Of A Man
Less of a man I must be that I can't even tell the people I care about that I do. Less of a man I must be that I hide my happiness from the people I care about. Less of a man I must be that I can't tell people the truth about how I feel. Less of a man I must be that the gods took a life from me. Less of a man I must be that I can't forgive myself for anything. Less of a man I must be the death is a happy ending for me. Less of a man I must be that I lose people everyday cause of secrets I have. Less of a man I must be that I can't even provide anything to this world. Less of a man I must be that my demons still rule my life behind evryones back. Less of a man I must be that I know I'm always going to be lost in life. Less of a man I must be that I am never going to discuss tihs with anyone. an old writin but one i love!!!
Men
To Cheat Contemplation, lack of dedication, quick penetration, Too much information about other women's sensations, Flirtation, not man enough to commit to masturbation To avoid the temptation, Lack of conversation, causing frustration, Navigation to another female who's a poor imitation. The lies, the suspense when you cheat, Deceit, The finesse, her caress, Taking your woman's kindness for weakness. Lack of trust, the lust, The attraction, Fantasies about taking action, The plight, causing arguments leading to fights, So you can try to sneak out another night. The misconception of your woman's perception, She's been aware of his ways since the inception But didn't want to face the rejection And as she stares at her reflection, She realizes why men cheat, There is no exception. "Love him or leave him but, never feel like you need him".
Circle
Love 2 Fight it's what gets me through the day. Fight 2 Hate it's what always seems to happen. Hate 2 Live it's the damn truth sometimes. Live 2 Dream it's what gives me hope. Dream 2 Die it's the scary truth about me. Die 2 Love it's what is going to happen to me. It's a scary circle of shit that happens to me but something is always going to happen to me. I lived a fun life and will gladly never live it again. Sorry guys just pullin all the old stuff!!!
Best Cleavage Contest
Its called the "Best Cleavage Contest" (Women only) here are the rules Its a full week contest I'll determine the winner by the combine total of the number of ratings and comments you can't comment your yourself you can comment bomb ______________________________________________ Just Message me if you want to join Vash@ CherryTAP
Equinox
Fire and ice the thought is so damn nice. Day and night doesn't it sound right. Light and dark this shit is about to make me spark. Life isn't fair with no fuckin care, death is coming but isn't my life just beginning. Another year has passed but I have done nothin to help the mass. Does this make me just another drone or not even the one. Love and Hate go ahead take that bait. Black and white some say shit just in spite. Yin and yang how long do you think you can hang. Emotions make you pay always in my fuckin way, showing it is for the weak or is that the meak. Time keeps on ticking but does that mean I am living. This shit I spit, is for you so listen to it.
The Prayer For Love
Oh GOD in heaven please hear my prayer cuz its seems impossible you know what i want you know what i need yet it seems impossible i know how she feels for me she knows how i feels for her yet it seems impossible I know what she wants she knows what i want yet it seems impossible i know what she needs she knows what i need yet it seems impossible i know what she wants she knows what i want yet it seems impossible I have faith in you I have trust in you yet it seems impossible I have seen the signs i have heard the words yet it seems impossible please GOD hear my prayer please GOD tell me where cuz it seems impossible
I Can't Find A Site...
I was wondering if anyone knew i site where u can create your own layout for ct.. I really wanna use a pic I want rather then rip someone else. Message if u do please. Thanks
Another Prayer For Love
Oh LORD in heaven please hear my prayer I listen to you everyday I have faith in you I stayed with her for 10 years because I have faith in you I never cheated because I have faith in you I stuck it out because i have faith in you well no LORD because i have faith in you I need love because I have faith in you I need companionship because i have faith in you I need caring because I have faith in you I need kindness because I have faith in you I need understanding because I have faith in you Please LORD because I have faith in you
No More Beer Please.
I am not the man I want to be, nor am I the man that I think I am. I am not the guy that is easily loved, nor am I a guy that loves easily. I am not the person that forgives easily, nor am I the person that should be forgiven. My mind is constantly thinking of all things that could have happened or that I should be doing. There is nothing funny no more, the jokes are over, you want to know the true me so here it is. No lie I am full of tears writing this, I am more scared then anything writing this. I am not a man of fear and really don't care what most people but the ones that read this I do. I will never succeed cause I am scared of success, I don't want no one to expect anything from cause that will hurt if I fuck up which will happen to you the truth. Anything good in my life I find a way to ruin. I wear my heart on my sleeve just no one thinks I notice sorry cause I really do have a lot on my mind at all times. Hell my head hurts cause of it, I am always emotionally drained. I dri
A Sick Sad Story
CherryTAP Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! Rawr...swat...&... remove friend subject: A Rape Story .... THIS IS BRUTAL (repost) date: 2006-12-18 21:27:07 You are one fucking sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if this dosent touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting. Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are the
Warning Labels
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you c
Nice Guys Finish Last
Its amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, its not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. ITS A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen until they get into what theyre after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole now this is where the theory begins. She doesnt want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They dont realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls dont see it for some r
To My Special Freind
LIFE WITHOUT FRIENDSHIP LIFE WITH OUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE THE DAWN WITH OUT THE SUN LIFE WITH OUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE THE SKY WITH THE MOON WHEN THE EVEING HAS BEGAN LIFE WITH OUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A ROSE WITH OUT RAIN LIFE WITH OUT FREINDSHIP... JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME, LIFE WITHOUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A SHIP WITHOUT A SEA LIFE WITH OUT FRIENDSHIP JUST COULD NOT BE WITHOUT A FREIN LIKE YOU FOR ME I CANNOT IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP
The Marriage Test
I was really happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that as my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stair
Pass This On For The Troops
Birthday
TURNING 33 SATURDAY....OH NO!
To Whom It May Concern!!!
*~*I keep it REAL n dats a PROMISE*~* *~*I may be a BITCH but at least im HONEST*~* *~*Sum say im a BITCH well to u i might be*~* *~*But i dont REMEMBER askin any of you HATERZ 2 like me*~* *~*When i walk around haterz STOP and STARE*~* *~*Well keep on LOOKIN cuz i dont CARE*~* *~*I got my own LIFE and STYLE*~* *~*I aint tryin 2 PLEASE u or make u SMILE*~* *~*Wen it cums to competition u haterz r out*~* *~*I'm da baddest bitch 2 ever cum out*~* *~*YEAH people HATE*~* *~*Knock yourself OUT*~* *~*My name is not a dick so keep it out yo mouth*~* *~*Females who call themselves*~* *~*DIMES/SILVER DOLLARS Can't comprehend that BEAUTY is PRICELESS*~* And *~*COINS get FLIPPED*~* And *~*DOLLARS get RIPPED*~* But *~*DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!!!*~* Da realest chic stay crunk no matter wat*~ Da realest chic dont take shit from no one Da realest chic keep her nigga in check Da realest chic is da baddest bitch Da realest This goes out to the DEFINITION OF JERSEY!

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