Fubar Blog Posts 4

Poeticangel...a Real Sweetheart
I have to write about this friend because over the last week she has become very special to me. She has been willing to help me to get my blog to #1 so that I can share my story by putting up with other peoples crap and offering votes to people in contests if they would come rate my blog. She has a blog dedicated to her friends and asking favors for them as well. She seems to be a very genuine and sweet person. Stay sweet and REAL and dont ever change gf! ~~!!PoeticAngel!!~~@ CherryTAP

Damn
man theres too many hatas on this site.mad cause the woman u thought was yours isnt.dont get mad when she comes to my page checking me out its because im hot and i know how to treat a woman.while u talking shit im in the back wit ya ol lady laughing how lame u r..when ur at work she working on me from the feet up and back down..lolwhere is my hata blocker this is getting crazy.but hey its ok i love the attention.its hata that makes us real men get all the women we want..so the next time u think fuck that nigga lewis i say yeah fuck me ya woman already has

Jt....an Upstanding Guy
I want to write and tell you about this friend of mine because he just a great guy with a sense of humor. He has been cheering me on and helping me along the way while I was trying to move my blog to #1 and helping me spread the word. He has posted numerous blog entries to that end and has helped keep in the know on things that were pertinant to myself. This guy is loyal to friends and loves his hunny more than life itself. You cant be a guy that loves his lady, is loyal and tells it like it is. Stay sweet JT! JT@ CherryTAP

Reflections
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do the something I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale Life is too short to be little. ~Disraeli

Got
2 more days before the big day people. Are all of you got your things done for Christmas? Well me and my living partner got some of the things done. We got three boys. Yea boys lol. I think girls are easier to buy for. and alot funner. barbie dolls and things like that. Even buyin clothes for girls are alot easier. Boys dont have that much of cute things to choose from. Will hell here i am .. just goin on and on.. lol.. i better stop.. lol kittyred

Malibu Stacy....a Tried And True Friend
Malibu Stacy has been on my friends list for most the time I have been on CT and has been on my family list a large amount of that time as well. She helped me immensely with getting my baby blog to #1 and has been there to help me with technical difficulties (lol) related to being on here such as links to pics and other things that I dont have a good grasp on. She is very sweet and loyal. I honestly dont think she has a mean bone in her body. Dont ever change hun and thanks for always supporting me. ¢¾Malibu Stacy¢¾@ CherryTAP

Frustrated Re Spamming Rules: Penalizing The Innocent
Please see my bulletin entitled "How the heck are you supposed to welcome newbies..." for the crux of my frustration at the moment. Still fuming, I also posted a mum entitled, "Fuming Spam Rules???", and, in my continued disgust, I have changed my profile picture to the anti-spam graphic symbolic of the frustrations of those innocents also hit by the spamming rule. After only posting 3 comments on 3 different newbie profiles, I have suddently been lumped into the category of a spammer. I am trying to figure out how, exactly, that is spamming. In fact, Baby Jesus and other powers that be have posted messages on our bulletins to encourage us to continue welcoming them to our site and answering some of their questions that they might have about setting up their skins, finding graphics and the like to set them into motion. How can we continue to be ambassadors of this friendly site if we are going to be stymied in our path???? Aren't they cutting their own throats by not allo

Sex Survey
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY This is the ultimate sex survey. The trick is to repost this and see if someone gives u their answers. Name: Chuck Age: 28 Current Location: Pennsylvania Eye/Hair Color: hazel....black Height: 5'8" Ethnicity: Caucasion Sexual Orientation: Straight Size of penis/breast: 7- 7 1/2 WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: 20's or 30's Eye/Hair: green/red....a dark color/black....they my 2 favs...but if it looks good..its all good..lol Height: shorter than me Ethnicity: Doesnt matter Body Type: Ummmmmmm....in shape would b nice.... Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body? Her eyes, hair, stomach, ass EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? boxers Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Yes Ever watch a porno? Yes *looks at drawer*lol Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? teasin is fun sometimes Are you into ass smacking? if she wanted me too...dont matter Are you a Virgin?: no When

A Christmas Plea
A tiny child in mothers arm, came in peace to do no harm. Here to save all mans kind, lead him down the path devine. Precious child of Mary's blood, welcome to this neighborhood. The ghettos are so dark here, and down the alley's a scream. Another soul lies broken, picking up their shattered dreams. Come on with us Jesus, there is so much here to see. The rivers now are murky, and the fish all had to leave. Theres a gun shot down in harlem, another child lies dead. A mother lies pased out in the snow, can you fix her head? Can you see them crying Jesus? WIll they find a home? Or am I looking at man now, when he finds he is alone. I see you crying Jesus, but you wont lift a hand. There down in the gutter, there lies a dying man. Won't you reach out to him, give him something to believe? Can you help the hungry, offer them reprieve? It's almost Christmas Jesus, I know you've much to do. But makind has become so cruel, and all but forgotten they knew. The season is abou

New Primary Pic After Xmas !
SOME TOP DOG HERE(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)HAS THE NERVE TO TREAT HIS MOST VALUABLE ASSET HERE(US CT USERS)LIKE DIRT, USING PROFANITY WHEN WE MAKE COMMENTS ON PICS AND STASH. I KNOW OF THE VARIOUS JUNK SPAM FROM OVERSEAS AND YOU HAVE OTHER TAG/COMMENT SITES ADVERTISING HERE,SO INSTEAD OF POCKETING THE MONEY, HOW ABOUT UPDATING THE SITE SOFTWARE AND QUIT ABUSING YOUR USERS.....YOU ASS!!!! EVERYONE PLEASEE USE THIS PICV AFTER XMAS , AT LEAST FOR A WEEK TO SHOW THIS MORON WE ARE NOT GOING TO BUT UP WITH THE ABUSE ANYMORE!

All I Want For Christmas
All I Want for Christmas by Paul (aka) Blue Wolf I don't need a car Nor do I want for gold All I need, my honey Is your hand to hold I don't need fancy clothes To decorate my body They would just be removed When I need to change I don't need presents Underneath a big tree All I need is my Honey Right next to me All I want for Christmas My only true wish Is to be wrapped up In your love with a kiss

Aggro Whores
Ok, I'm not here that much cause I'm sorting out my head and shit, but coming back here to check messages, and seeing half my fucking bullitin board filled with "ZOMG CHANGE AARG WE H8 U BBJ!!11" posts means I've made a clearout of some of the "Freinds" I've had. Sorry, I'm sick of your shit. The spam filter is there to stop this place going to spam hell, and if your not going to vary your message a LITTLE BIT for your target, for the fucking love of the gods, a post below a image saying "Hey , here's some love for ", is it really a slightly felt message? Or is it just an easy C&P for your fucking cherry points? IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO DO?! Gods, I see why Mike posted such a blunt comment on his blog to be honest, when I say over HALF my message board full of Reposts of why it sucks, the same thing bounced between 2 people to allow reposting, and no real intelligence in any comment, I realised I'd misplaced my freindship with a few members.

Hello Everyone,
I got great news one of my stories got approved on Literotica. You can read it by following this link if you like too. http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=289138 It is an erotic story so do enjoy it. Thanks Pooh Bear

Respect
Okay, you know what. I've fucking had it UP TO HERE with all of you. Your worried about damn contests and ratings and shyt, Don't you ever think for one fucking minute in your life that there are men and women out there fighting for us to have a free world. I bet you don't. Personally my father is in the Canadian army in Iraq and damn you know how hard it is to not think about him? do you know how damn hard it is not having someone you truely love not with you or have them with you on this special holiday? you guys need to grow the fuck up and learn a word. **RESPECT** no need to look it up in the dictionary, wanna know why? cuze you're are already here so i'll look it up for you. re·spect (r-spkt) tr.v. re·spect·ed, re·spect·ing, re·spects 1. To feel or show deferential regard for; esteem. 2. To avoid violation of or interference with: respect the speed limit. 3. To relate or refer to; concern. n. 1. A feeling of appreciative, often deferential regard; esteem. See Synonyms

Some Kick Ass Lyrics
Here s a great Song. It explains itself We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much They're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all If I lay her

Friends In Contest Together :)
Please go comment us in the say cheese contest . We are friends and will work together and never get upset who wins please show us love aslo we are in ther best eyes contest go do the same Thank you

Poetry(((missing Me)))
missing the lost side of me. whole again i long to be. pain and hurt is the conclusion. my life is a parelle illusion. will i ever be on the path. to escape destiny"s wraith. i look into my own eyes. to find someone elses crys. how can i heal anyone else. when i alone cannot ask for help. refuseing to belive my soul is dead. termoil racing inside of my head. remebering the sweet kiss of the blade. then i remeber the promises i made. if this fealing ever aproaches me again. my sword is a sheet of paper and a pen. the world my never know how i feel. cause only to me my illusion is real. the world is completely fucking insane. for thinking i can hold its pain. my life will never be concreate. until inside i feel complete. written by LADY OF KAOS

What A Shitty Season For Giving...fuck The World!
A food drive, or food bank, accepts food donations and passes the food out to less fortunate families. Perhaps some of you reading this have lived in a less fortunate home. It's not a happy time, especially around Christmas. The Toronto Sun, a newspaper for the Greater Toronto Area (GTA) has an article today with a picture of a little girl holding food planned to be donated. It looks like a sweet thing. It should appear that way, Christmas is the time for giving and this little girl (probably with the money of her parents) was apparently willing to give a lot. Too much, in fact. The smile some people may have from the nice donation pictured on the front page may have, or hopefully has, disappeared soon after reading the article's blurb. This girl's food donation was DENIED. The food was good. Snacks, healthier food. Normal stuff. It was DENIED because the little girl offered TOO MUCH food for a donation. The reason being that it may have made other people feel bad for not being able t

Birthday Party
Hello Dear Friend! Well, as you know, it's time for my birthday again. Last year they had a real big party for me and it seems like they will again this year. After all, they've been shopping and preparing for it for months now, and there have been announcements and advertisements almost everyday about how soon it's coming! They really do go overboard about it, but it's nice to know that at least on one day of the year some people are thinking about me a little. You know, it's been many years now since they first started celebrating my birthday. Back then they seemed to realize and appreciate how much fun it is for the little children. Just the same, it seems that most folks are missing the point of it all. Like last year for example...when my birthday came around they threw a big party but can you believe it?... I wasn't invited! Imagine! The guest of honor, and they forgot all about me! Here they had begun preparing for the festivities two months in advance but when the big day

Posting Comments
Ok so I go to my page its all Christmas out and I am viewing my comments when I hear Akon, Which I love however, I placed a song on my profile for a reason, and hate when people place music on my page and thenmy song can not be heard. I have looked over the page and can not seem to find where the song is coming form if you notice I have playing on mine Baby its Cold outside. Please tell me where its coming from kisses

Poorly Named Websites
They had to know what they were doing when they named their web-site. Look close. All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their on-line names might appear and be misread. 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their web site is: http://www.whorepresents.com/ 2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at: http://www.expertsexchange.com/ 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at: http://www.penisland.net/ 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at: http://www.therapistfinder.com/ 5. There's the Italian Power Generator company: http://www.powergenitalia.com/ 6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales : http://www.molestationnursery.com/ 7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always: http://www.ipanywhere.com/ (I pee anywhere) 8. The First Cumming

Unable To Post Comments Due To User Permissions...
hootie...show me some luv@ CherryTAP has posed a good question about error messages saying that: “Error: the users permissions do not allow you to leave a comment. what a fascist bitch” My response to him was…. Some folks have set their preferences to only Family or Friends can comment. I don't think that they are realizing that they are missing out on meeting new folks -- or, that meeting new folks is what helps to build up your family/friend list. A get-around to send them a private message.... Good luck!! Kat QUESTION: Is this experience in tune with some of your own experiences????

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Dr. Seuss On Aging (sorry)
I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh, my God, what can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad--can you tell? My body's drooping I have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass

I'm Insane
Take me away, let me have a rest, take me away in a straigt white vest. take me home to the place i love so well, take me home, to my padded cell. take me to my friends who care for me day and night, take me to my friends who are dressed in white. leave me alone, let me my thing leave me alone and let me bloom in spring. Let me think and say a prayer or two let me think maybe i'll recognize you. I'm insane and i'll never be free i'm insane this world did it to me.

Zodiac Sign...
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Aww This So Adorable
BOY: I love her more than the air I breath GIRL: well im always here for you. BOY: I know. GIRL: What's wrong? BOY: I like her so much. GIRL: Talk to her. BOY: I don't know. She won't ever like me. GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing. BOY: I just want her to know how I feel. GIRL: Then tell her. BOY: She won't like me. GIRL: How do you know that? BOY: I can just tell. GIRL: Well just tell her. BOY: What should I say? GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. BOY: I tell her that daily. GIRL: what do you mean? BOY: I'm always with her. I love her. GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY: Wait. Who do you like? GIRL: Oh some boy. BOY: Oh... she won't like me either. GIRL: She does. BOY: How do you know? GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you? BOY: You. GIRL: You're wrong, I love you. BOY: I love you too. GIRL: So are you going to talk to her? BOY: I just did.

Magical Storm
Courtesy of MsTags.com Running through the raindrops, every minute counts. Crackling thunder, blinding lightning, skies are brightening, heartbeats skip. Get a grip, I tell myself, won't be long untill you're home. To his warm and sleeping figure crawl, as the layers peel and fall. Body shivers and I quiver and the thunderbolts explode outside. Like rumbles in the clouds so my want for him unfolds. Ever gently do I crawl, under cover by his side; trembling lightly do I turn, watch him in his sleep and sigh. With each lightning bolt outside, I can see the one I yearn....mmm each day his ways I learn. Quietly my fingers roam, tracing all the parts I love, as he stirrs and comes alive, holds me close and warms my soul. So my body comes alive, and I turn and mold to his. Oh the raindrops start again and the thunder rolls above, so our bodies start to dance to the magic of the storm.

Deconstructing The Cartoon Diva
This is something of a topic that I though would be interesting. Something I'm sure everyone has thought about at one time or another, and if you havent, you will now. What we will do here, is take a look at the many female cartoon characters who have led a closet life of lust, attraction and fantasy for their own gender. First on the list is... Peppermint Patty! This one is a dead givaway. I mean she has another 8 year old girl (Marcie) walk around callng her sir for gods sake!!! Now Marcie is much more feminine that Patty, which goes to show that Peppermint Patty is clearly the butch in the relationship. Aside from her obviously admiration for the fur taco, she looks as if she was in line for the role of Aileen Wuornos from the movie Monster. The resemblance is definitely uncanny! Next up is another one that was always on the front burner of speculation, but she never had anyone following her around calling her sir. I'm talking about Velma... Take a look! This bitch screams

A Bit Of Humor!
Ok, as always I'm in search for constant laughs no matter what extreme I have to go through to get one. If I have to throw myself down a flight of stairs or make fun of my own shortcomings, I will do so. So after MANY messages about when I'm going to write more funny stuff, your wait has come to and end, this very moment! If you're new to my friends list, read through my previous blogs, you'll see that my sarcastic and quick witted sense of humor pulls no punches, so if you're easily offended....save yourself the trouble of reading further. So the other day I am moving shit into my new house and I am single handedly moving this entertainment center, weighs about 150 plus lbs, but it's shaped very awkward which makes it impossible to manuver by yourself, so I'm fighting with this thing when a guy runs across the street and introduces himself to me as Marc with a "C," I shook his hand and introduced myself as Rick with a Rick with a "K." So Marc then asks me if he could help me, "

Everyone Just Has To Adjust
everything in this world has certain codes of conduct that everyone has to live by. in my previous blog i came down hard on the CT staff, especially babyjesus. if i offended anyone, i'm sorry, just speaking for the mass here on this site. you(babyjesus)have done a commendable job with this site.it should be a place for everyone to come by and enjoy. with membership now over half a million,this site runs as good , if not better than most with these numbers. the members should obide by the terms set forth by you, but also the staff should show some professional courtesy towards your members. cursing and calling them other names is no way to run a business,yet alone a site like this. its the holiday season,lets all try to show common courtesy towards each other and work certain issues out like adults. with each other, we can make this site even more attractive to others consitering joining us. again if i offended anyone by my last blog , i'm sorry and hope everyone has a safe and

I Believe...
Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but." the old woman began, shooing her grand

All That I Did Not Remember
I have to make a correction to my last blog while I know that the bulletin I was making a reference to was about the military mainly those who are serving over seas. I did forget too say anything about those who protect and serve right hear at home, and this became clear to me as I was out riding my bike today when I told one of these self sacrificing people to have a safe shift and a Marry Christmas. So remember those unsung heroes that are all around us and that we don’t think about tell we see the flashing lights. So I would also like to say remember all those in Law Enforcement (Police, Sheriff, Highway Patrol, State Police and Corrections) Firefighters, Emergence Medical Personal (EMT’s) and all the others behind the scenes who we don’t see (dispatchers and personnel 911 operators). For they too need to be remembered and thanked for the job they do. Also some of them are also in the Military Reserves and National Guard which means, they server all in more than one way. If yo

The Smiling Game
THE SMILING GAME It's been said that a smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart. But a smile is also a powerful weapon against toxic attitudes of all kinds. Lisa Gurnsey, of Portland, Oregon, wrote to me about a man whose smile quite literally changed her life: "I was having a horrible day -- hating my job, tired of the weather, tired of trying to keep up on bills, and just completely stressed out. I stopped at the post office in the morning and, as I was entering, an older business man commented to me that it was going to be a good day and life shouldn't be as bad as I make it look. I glared at him and simply said, 'I wish it was Friday.' "I felt better about my day when I left the post office...that man's smile and comment, although irritating at first, made me think. "The second time I ran into the man I went out of my way to say 'Happy Friday' to him and to smile. I saw him a few more times

A Christmas Wish For All My Friends!!
If I only had one Christmas wish And it was to come true. I wish you joy and happiness During Christmas and throughout the New Year too. If I only received one Christmas wish That wish would be for you. May the love throughout the holiday season Be with you in whatever you do. That would be my only wish Wherever you may go. That love, joy and happiness Last beyond the melting snow. Have a Merry Christmas!

Whats Your Sign
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jin

Completely Stressed Out!
I am usually a pretty level-headed person.... But, for some reason, I tend to go completely crazy around the holidays. I pull all-nighters, I'm edgy, I'm anxious.... It sucks! I feel like I'm losing my mind. I am going to my parents for the weekend, and just thinking of seeing all of my family, dealing with my drunk uncle and my annoying cousin, well, I'm definitely not looking forward to it. I am so sick of wrapping presents and baking. I just want the new year to come already! I know that sounds horrible, but its been a really hard year for me. I'm looking forward to a fresh start next year.

Don't Be Mad Cuz The Woman You Like, Likes Me....
I'm back for the holidays, so my mind is all on positivity. Well, at least I'm trying to keep it that way. But I've been home one damn day, and I'm already gettin' hit up with the "hater" traffic. What is hater traffic? When you have someone (usually of the same sex) visit your profile because they either read a comment or saw something with your pic linked to it on the profile of the person that they're fuckin' obsessed with. So what do they do? They visit your profile to see what their fantasy said to you to make you leave such a comment or what not. Or it's when someone shows you luv or props, and someone comes and checks your profile and steals whatever you did that brought you that shine, so they can get some shine themselves. Now I'm a grown man. However you choose to spend your time or handle yourself is all your perrogative. But please, give me a break. Guys, stop running up on my page cuz your "dreamgirl" said hi to me in a comment, and I returned the favor, and now you

Yes More Updatez On Me
Well as you all know who I am duh lol.. Well I am doing really great.. Grandma is going to ohio after christmas and I am here to take care of the house until she gets back.. All of my Sister AKA Amber right well she will be over here on christmas day and she will be online to try to talk to you all and wishin you all Merry Christmas.. Me I am doing great but I am really sick, I have a score thoart, stuffie nosie, can't breathe, coughing, and my head hurts really bad.. But I am ok trying my best to stay in bed but that is not going to happen lol.. Well I am kind of like sneezing to much it is driving me crazy.. Well as you all know it is getting really close to christmas right so here is my message to all my good friends that are on here.. Merry Christmas & A Very Happy New Year too.. Have a really good time with your all family.. I will tell you how is mine christmas ok.. Virgo24

I Hate You For What You Have Done
My eyes are blind to love as is love blind to my eyes I'm still lonely sitting here today, just as i was when i was with you your body here, your mind not thinking of our other lover, the one you truly love, even though everyday you would Say u loved me you faked your love with me, and i so clueless, i believed, even started to feel like i loved you you stabbed my heart a billion times over tell no blood or love was left inside me only pain then after a while the anger over what you done swamped inside i hate you you for what you've done i so dearly want to show you I'm over you but I'm so scared, that the next man will see the scars and pain you gave me and rip them open all over again you are my weakness the. you are my weakness now forever you shall be

Special Friends
Just wanted to take a moment to thank my special friends who took time out of their daily schedules to go and vote for me in Maniacal's BBW contest. 3DTrain, you're the man, darlin!! You know if you need me, i'm there. This man bombed me probably over 1000 times alone. Hugs and kisses. Also, pye...who was spamming, LMAO, my sexy cat, Mr. Dead Computer, Sexy Dragon Lady and the two or three others I know I am leaving out. If ya'll are ever in contest, as always, let me know and I'm there with my bad ass dialup connection slowly comment bombing for ya. And to those of you that I have helped out before, other than Bratty with them sexy wet panties (which I have no idea wtf she is), don't look for it to happen again, cause it won't. Mary's rule is do unto other's as they do unto me. That's the way I roll. Merry Christmas!! Love ya friends!!

Over Focused
A short list of things I have been a little over obsessed with in the past. -The Donnie Darko soundtrack. -Dave's Insanity Sauce. -Christopher Moore's books. -The TV show Babylon 5. -Aquisition of Ace edition first printing Edgar Rice Burroughs novels. -Paintball. -Anchovies.

Too Far Way.
You have been far away for far to long Cause i needed to hear, to hear you say that I Love You But I know it will never happen You say i am perfect But i say you are lying my heart needs time to mend It is breaking with every word you say and even the words you don’t I just want to end it all, But you say I won’t! I don’t think you will be able to save me this time Like you saved me in the past Cause I am close to dead and you don’t even know it The inside of me has rotted away so why can’t the rest of me too I just want to die Who would of Known? M.J.B. 12/13/98

Lost Without You!
I'm lost here In the world full Of the pain Thats consuming me Engulfing like flames Ripping and tearing At the broken soul You left me with My darling, You left me in pain and this pain grows worse everyday I don't think I can... No, I know I cant Handle anymore Please come home Before I end my life As you know it M.J.B. 1/1/99

Yep I Passed It On.
Im sorry, but after hearing they want to sing OUR National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough! Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even gave the translation - not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone, but this is MY COUNTRY IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY, SPEAK UP! I am not against immigration - just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes; live by the rules; and LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past and GOD BLESS AMERICA! PART OF THE PROBLEM Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we cont

Please Help!
I'm a single father tring to raise my son but it seems like the more I try to get him to got to bed the more he wants to stay awake! he is 1 1/2 please help me! I just would like him to go to bed any advice would help!

Up
Lovers of the English language might enjoy this.....How do non-natives ever learn all the nuances of English??? There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP a and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir up trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this up is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because i

Which Norse God Are You?
what are the odds i got the correct one, as i was filling it in I was hoping it would come to this hahahahaha. You scored as Hel. Hel80%Thor80%Odin60%Heimdall60%Loki60%Bragi40%Freyr40%Skadi40%Tyr40%Freya20%Sif20%Njord

Simple White Envelope
I got this in my email this morning and just wanted to share it with all of you... really brings back the true meaning of Christmas!!! SIMPLE WHITE ENVELOPE It's just a small white envelope stuck among the branches of our Christmas tree. No name, no identification, no inscription. It has peeked through the branches of our tree for the past 10 years or so. It all began because my husband Mike hated Christmas -- oh, not the true meaning of Christmas, but the commercial aspects of it -- the overspending, the frantic running around at the last minute to get a tie for Uncle Harry and the dusting powder for Grandma -- the gifts given in desperation because you couldn't think of anything else. Knowing he felt this way, I decided one year to bypass the usual shirts, sweaters, ties, and so forth. I reached for something special just for Mike. The inspiration came in an unusual way. Our son Kevin, who was 12 that year, was wrestling at the junior level at the school he a

Christmas Carol
There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. The Twelve Days Of Christmas. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? Today I found out, thanks to the Internet. From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. . It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a "code word" for a religious reality which the children could remember. . The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. . Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments. . Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. . The four calling birds were the four gospels

Merry Christmas Eve!
Merry Christmas Eve, Everyone! Slugging down the coffee again this morning! It has been amazingly quiet at CT - in the middle of the night!! At least CT keeps me company when I can't sleep, lol. I'll be on and off today. Have some baking to do and some last minute errands to run, lol! I am strangely detached this year from a holiday I used to love! Leaves me feeling disconnected from everyone around me. All the energyworker issues have taken center stage in my life. Since September, every little change in the energy currents has come up on my internal radar with a bang, with just a couple exceptions, lol! I am being remolded again by the Powers that be into someone I don't yet recognize. I am trying to remain patient with the process - I tend to want to know everything NOW; impatience usually gets me into deep trouble! I'm finding/being found by past life companions every time I turn around; yeah, even here at CherryTAP. Go figure! The pace of these discoveries is picki

A Chair Sits Empty (for The Soliders)
A Chair Sits Empty BY: Ronald F. Brown 11/22/2006 Family gathers on holidays to feast Food a plenty for all to see. Children playing and laughing in the yard. Hugs and kisses from distant family now reunited from far. All join hands to give thanks for the bountiful feast. Yet in the midst of this Rockwell painted scene, A chair sits empty, yes, yours soldier. Angels of mercy guarding your deploy Prayers from all us present employ. Even though absent from us this day. Our thoughts are with thee though oceans and lands away. Be brave dear love one in battles unknown to us. But return safely as your empty chair waits. And arms without bullets belonging to us. Wait to welcome you back.

Patty
Patty may and Patty might, Hell, Patty wants it every night. Patty sure does love to screw, Seems that Patty's never through. She's a gal who gives good head, But she'd rather fuck instead. On her back or on her front, It's not hard to find her cunt. Patty's wet when she is hot, Patty's got a sweet G spot. She will screw till one man's done, Then she'll find another one. Patty, Patty, without fail, She's my favorite piece of tail.

Love Of Sin
Miles of dust stir before the glowing light, Stars fall from the sky of the blackened night, Angels fly above the heads of the blessed, Hovering over every spot that has been by you caressed. The angels float about night, morning and after day, Singing songs that fade and drift away, Their wings unfold and carry you into their world, Away from twisted trees and leaves that are furled, They came in their numbers to see you, The one that captured there hearts, my heart too, They gave you gifts witch you rejected, And made fun of the God they elected. They saw it your true colour, underneath your skin, And thought you impure wrapped in sin, They threw you away like an empty shell, Where I caught you and took you to hell, You know live surrounded by the angel’s fears, And wash with the forgotten angels tears, You, and your sin stole my still heart, I fell in love with you and it tore me apart, You looked at me and made me whole, And because of this

Seduction
and the Bringer of Light said.. I have forgotten my own name, Demon, Misleader, driving me insane, Taunting tainted fruit not for my tasting, As in the juices of lust I'm basting. Believing I'm climbing higher, All along damning my heart with this fire, Slowly binding to passions you're inflicting, Sensations forbidden, observed once with convicting. Desire ruling this human form, Swelling heat in a boiling storm, Temperature rising, preparing incineration, Waiting in poisonous delight, anticipating penetration. Fitting we meet as I was upward going, Your serpent's tail now showing, Masquerading, you greet with black deception, Can I withstand its full erection? Tortured not knowing, will I ever be the same, Sanity again to reign? Transmuted genes from years of disconnection, Something's missing in this game called Seduction. Love, You say for it you're searching, While drowning in selfish identity, lurking. Deceiver, before the fall I saw you her

I Hate To Sound Negative And All
but to me christmas is just another day, has been for years now, im not gonna be a bitch about it or anything, and ill definantly say merry christmas to everyone, but it really doesnt mean anything to me

The Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard. Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to another part of you, aware. Beckoning please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your eyes s

Kris + Sheil.a. = Fate
Sooooooooo I was invited to be here on Cherrytap by someone whom has become the world to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Whom was my verrrrrry verrrrry first boyfrienddd! Whom I wish I was with! Whom I am soooooo compatible with that he calls me a female version of him! owwhhhhhh I melt inside when he is talkingggg! Whom I am feeling like I have misssssed for the last 16 yrs! wild! uhuh! True! but feels so good! on that note....... that is why I am here! but on another note! as I was settttting up my page I get some dumb assss whom thinks he has a sence of humorrr! NOT! as a matter of a fact! YOUR RUDE and gahh I didnt deserve his immidiate asshole commentsssss! so besides him! I am excited to be here with my Huckleberry! He is allllllll I want! He has my heart and I think he knows it! Thats o.k. No matter what happens when I seeeeeee him sooooon! I am forever going to be in his hearts, as he will forever be in my heart tooooooooooooooooooooo! Kris + SheiL.

Merry Fucking Christmas
here is some goddamn deicide HOMAGE TO SATAN BOUND FROM THE LIGHTS TO THE END OF ETERNITY FIGHTING FOR RIGHTS FOR THE REALM OF ANTIQUITY ALL THAT IS EVIL AND THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD TRINITY BOUND AND DEFYING THE CROSS HOMAGE FOR SATAN CURSING DISSENTION FORCED ISOLATION TO THE LAKE OF FIRE WILL AND FREE THOUGHT YOU HAVE BROUGHT TO THE EDGE OF EVE NOTHING TO STOP WHAT THEY THOUGHT WAS THE TRUTH TO BE GOD WITHOUT SATAN NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE HOMAGE FOR SATAN SWORN TO THE DEVIL UNHOLLY MASTER DESTROY THE HEAVENS HOMAGE FOR SATAN THE INVOCATION RULE THE UNWANTED ARMIES OF THE DEAD SKINNING THE CHRISTIANS AND THE LOST AND THE NOT FORGAVE PUNISHING THE PRIESTS FOR THE LIVES THEY WOULDN`T SAVE WAITHING REBIRTH OF THE CHRIST BACK ON THE EARTH GIVEN TEMPTATION TO WIPE OUT THE WORLD HOMAGE FOR SATAN GOD CANNOT FIND YOU HELL IS YOUR HEAVEN JESUS RIPPED APART

He Calls To Me
He calls to me across the miles Night winds carry his whispers They float on the breeze and through my windows Falling gently upon my ears - Hush - I hear him now. He calls to me from the heavens Glittering stars cannot compare to the sparkle of his eyes When he looks at me, I am consumed by the fire I see him now. He calls to me through my dreams Dancing together in the shadows of my sleep Where we laugh and love once again I am in his arms I feel him now. He calls to me Every moment of every day Distance couldn't keep us apart When destiny drew us together I'll hold him for eternity As long as he keeps calling.

True Friendship And None Of That Sissy Crap!
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scare d -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clums

The Book I'm Working On Now. Not Finished
The Witch Hunter. CHAPTER 1 I stood near an old headstone in the Evergreen Cemetery watching as they lowered my brother Jacob’s casket into the ground. We had been the best of friends for over thirty years. I had been his best man when he married his wife Catherine. I felt a single tear run down my right cheek as I thought back to better days. I quickly wiped away the tear with my right hand as I turned and started walking towards the cemetery gate. A little grin did appear on my face as I was walking out of the cemetery. I thought back to when Jacob and I walked through the door way of Merlin’s school of magic. Our parents were so proud that we had been accepted. They were even more pleased when after our graduation we both were offered jobs in the Bureau of magic. I don’t think they would have been so eager for Jacob and I to accept the Bureau’s offer if they would have known what we were going to be doing. As I walked along the sidewalk I still remember the day Jacob

Omericon 1
Comment: Guys are just like animals, their entire life revolve around their penis. Omebra: First retarded thing I've heard today...how many male animals only think of sex? HAHAHAHAHA...only when its mating season. Any other Opinions?

Christmas Riddles
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D". What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you! What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost. Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist! What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens. What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes? A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum) What's red and white and red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill. Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Holly-wood. Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean? Because snow man is an island.

Becareful, Big Brother Is Watching....
I am so sick of this site being Micromanaged! The fun is slowly draining out of it! I can't leave messages for all the people on my lists, because it popped up and basically said "fuck you quit spamming everyone bitch". What the hell. So, instead of completely losing it before the holidays and telling the staff where they can shove their "PC" world, I'm gonna try to make the rounds to say goodbye to as many of you as I can. I'm sorry... this is like a daycare center now. I miss the old LostCherry site... anyone know of any other fun sites that they haven't destroyed with the big brother effect yet?

What If....
What if... it was normal to answer your door one night, to find members from the Russian Mafia standing on your porch. They say they're there to give you an abortion. Then you think to yourself, hey I didn't even know I was pregnant.. Holy shit I'm a guy, I could make millions off of this. Then realizing you found the golden egg. Your thoughts turn to your unborn paycheck inside your man womb.. Run!!! But as you go to run you realize that it wasn't the Russian Mafia after all, it's your friend who's taken so many Vicodin that he really might need an abortion. ''Hey man what's up, I thought you were here to take my baby from me'' you say to your friend who looks a beautiful shade of grey. Then when you try to explain... it all ends, because you fell asleep while you were explaining. Then you dream some ultra-scary dreams of working, and eating and living in a world were your sons and daughters can be sent off to fight and die, to keep our gas prices low,, and people hurt other people ev

Poetry((alter Of Love))
The passion that i feel for you. Every day there is some thing new. You have touched me in so many ways. A debt that i can never repay. You have brought out a side of me. That i sheltered the world to see. You have made my life complete. Games are over no need to compete. Waiting for you an eternity. Just for you to stand next to me. I love the way that you sing. I love the serinity that you bring. I love the way you sit back and listen. Me knowing you are paying attion. I know you feel the same way. This feeling is why we go on each day. I would die if you were to stop it all. In to depression my soul would fall. There is nothing in this world i wouldnt do. To spend my life intwigned with you. To show you the words on my heart. If this ever ends it would rip me apart. I wanted to tell you how i feel. On the alter of love i shall kneel... written by lady of kaos

Merry Christmas To All My Cherry Friends
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Just want to wish you all a very happy of holidays. Travel safe on the roads. Have a wonderful christmas and a happy new year! Take care and thank you all for being such wonderful friends. You all FAWKING ROCK! *MWUAHZ* Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

This Is Sad
got to be one of the saddest stories .. I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy scheduled September 10, 2006 from 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sad

Memories
I always sit back and think about some of the best times i had in my life. smile at how the little things are the things that i remember the most...some of them good and some of them not so good..but thats why they are called memories..so i thought that i would come and write a blog and share them with everyone. * my junior prom and how my mother made me pull weeds at her job before i could go get ready.. how me and my bf at the time took a shower at the same time (different bathrooms of course! lol my mom would of killed me!)..walking out after we were each ready and seeing how we both looked...my mom taking pics of us in the living room...how it rained the whole night and afterwards we went to mcdonalds * going to the sock hop at the skating rink and dancing my heart out, how me and my friends would walk there or the lady i babysat for would tell me to take her car...meeting the first black guy i ever dated and how he walked me home that night and kissed me on the porch * graduat

Anti-spam Crap
Forgive me for the friends who may not get comments today. As you can see these individuals have blocked the availability of one type of comment. It takes time to search another one and we all know that we have better things to do.

Rude People
ok look if you dont like a pic dont rate it or dont lok there no need to go and rate a perfectly good pic a 1 i know im not miss canada by any means but be nice fucker.... anyways i think its shit too that u can see people that u a 10 but when you get lower scores u cant see who did that BS anyways whatever fuck you haters

Merry Christmas!!!
It Is I Miss Behavin! First and foremost i would like to wish everyone on ct a Merry Christmas!!! Next this isnt some ordinary bulletin where i give you all a thoughtless merry christmas and move on.. in the past few months i have met some of the most awesome people here & that to me is gift enough for an entire lifetime.. i just wanted to recognize some of these people i couldnt name them all because you would all be here till next christmas! *lol* but really.. these are some of the people who truly have touched my heart and i wanna say thank you! *im putting ur picture here and dont tell me "you didnt hafta do that" im doing it because i want to! so i extend a special holiday wish to the most awesome friends a girl could have!! (in no order) First we have sonny! who is no longer a member of ct but is one of the most awesome people you'll ever meet he has sucha big heart and would help anyone who needed it! and those of you who know him and actually had the ch

Men And The Private Pics...
i am so damn tired of men comin to me and asking me to open up the pics...to PLEASE let them rate them and look at them. do they have any decency to come to a female and ask them to see their puss or tits? can they not go to one females page and not be able to see something hidden and not ask to see them? and then there are the guys that have no pic up in their profile, no private pics to "exchange" but yet they still wanna see some goodies....soon im gonna change my name to " NO YOU CAN NOT SEE MY GOODIES" and see how many guys come to me and say something about it! or nice name do u mean it? or why cant i see them? i think im gonna start being like the guys....go to some guys page, see they have blocked pics and ask them straight out if i can see them! and its more white guys than it is black ones...the black guys tell me im good looking or that i have a nice body...and then ask me questions before they throw the whole "let me see your private pics"....grow up boys...if you seen one

Please Check This Out
ART IS UNDERAPRECIATED!!! IT ADDS DIMENSION TO EVERYDAY LIFE AND IF WE TAKE A CLOSER LOOK YOU GAIN A PEICE OF THE ARTISTS SOUL. I ASK YOU KINDLY TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THIS AMAZING ARTWORK. YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPOINTED. NEARLY EVERYONE WHO HAS LOOKED HAS FOUND A PEICE THAT SPEAKS TO THERE SOUL. HIDDEN MESSAGES BEHIND THEM ALL IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY ENOUGH. THIS ART COULD HAUNT YOUR DREAMS OR BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. THERE ARE SEVERAL GALLERIES TO CHOOSE FROM STARTING WITH MY PERSONAL FAVORITE... VANDOODLES This one happens to be my personal favorite... peace love and shroomage!!! AND JUST A FEW FROM SOME OF THE OTHER GALLERIES

What Is Wrong With People?
I may not be the smartest man, but I know it's wrong to rip someone elses photo and use it as my profile photo. Especially if I didn't ask them to rip the photo in the first place. So I have made it a bit harder to see my photos. I apologize to my fans but till I can find a way to stop people from ripping without consent I have to do it this way. My apologizes for the inconvience.

Four In One Post Lol
Surender When there is nothing to loose and everything to gain It is easy to let go of the world of pain I fought to hold on for far to long Till all that I longed for was gone In the steps of life there is time to greive To face the hurt, heal and releave. Hard facts are always there be seen Honesty in everything is called by some obcene But for the only place of trust we hold true The lack of the truth was a bill past due Pretending that all was doing great Lead to a life filled with bitterness and hate Our debit to be payed came way to hard The deck of life dealt the death card Now we stand alone to behold our fate I surender my love and let go of my hate. By R. Thomas Dinsmore THE LIGHT There is a light that shines inside us all it can not be extinguished by taking a fall They can not put it out by hurting our pride try as they might it burns brightly inside The light of our spirit is who we are it touches others so near and so far

Am I Just Tits And Ass???
I have been getting a lot of new friends lately, and its been great! But, there's a few who are being, well, sick. I'm not on here to meet people who wanna look at my goodies. And I'm not gonna show some random dude how I look on webcam. Thats not what I'm about. I like nice guys (yeah, you know who you are....) I wish there were more guys like u out there! :)

Well, Here I Am...
I'm in Washington for the holidays, it would be so much better if Mitch was here with me and Jayden. I had to leave him behind...I'll be here for a month and he can't take that long off work, and we just got a new apartment in Brownsburg so we both can't pick up and leave. I miss him....a lot. It's so hard spending christmas without him, as well as new years. Pretty important holidays if you ask me! Other then that, I don't have much to talk about. Just need a little cheering up is all.

Merry Christmas To All !!!!
To all my Family and Friends, My the Joy of the Season be with each and every one of you. It is the time of the year when we should put all of our anger and transgretions aside and start to focus on those most close to us.I'm really not a big player for alot of words and this really isn't going to be one of those blogs where it goes on and on.I just want each and every one of my Family,Friends and Fans here on Cherry Tap to know that you are in my thoughts 2nite and every nite and that you are kept out of harms way on this Joyous Nite. God Bless You All and HOHOHO !!!!! Iceman

Poem I Wrote For Dad Before He Passed Away Christmas Morning 2004 But Never Had The Chance To Read To Him
My father is ill And fading away Still here for a while And a few more days I'm grateful he's here Not a moment to spare I love him so much For him I care Him being gone I could not handle Every night I would light him a beautiful candle If he was to go I'm happy to know To fly away he would spread his wings And listen as his guardian angel sings I'll be happy to know he's in a better place Even though I'll never forget his lovely face A great father he is No dad is better No one will ever be No matter whoever He is also very handsome With his big brown eyes And his silver grey hair It makes me cry He has so many tubes and liquids to gain I wish he would just go And feel no more pain In a way, I want him to stay And hear him say, ' My dear son it will be okay' If God wants him free I'll need one last touch He'll be in a better place And I will miss him very much so spread your wings dad and home you shall go to s

To Everyone
During Christmas when families are coming together. And were wishing for peace in the world. Let's not forget those whom have become friends, and mean so much to us. I hope and pray that everyone may have the best of Christmas, and that during the coming year. That all your hopes and dreams, as well as wishes come true. I hope we all find peace in our hearts tomorrow. And that in the coming year everyone finds that one person that will help bring peace to you soul.

I Don't Think Men Fully Understand!!!
i honestly don't think ya'll do! granted there are little girls, and yes there can be 35 year old little girls out there.. i am here to talk about woman... actual woman!!! if were getting to know a man we like to hear from you.. no we aren't jealous or clingy we like to know how your day went. hear the sound of your voice in our ear... and we all know we hear this one alot *woman* your to clingy i need space... what the hell is that all about. if u needed space then why did u say u wanted to be with me? and its not that were clingy, we like to be shown that were appreciated and that u still want to be with us. we like to be touched... not in the "ohh yeah baby hit the spots that u know get me going" but just a simple hand on my leg or a touch to our shoulders... something small; is that really what u call clinging.. or when we know your out driving and its rainy, and u don't feel like calling or texting or anything... we blow your phone up.... why, u ask? maybe because accidents happen

As 2006 Closes...
...and 2007 comes clearly into view now is the time to reflect on what I want to do with my life and what direction I would like to see it go. So I am gonna comprise a Do's and Donts list of things I would like to accomplish and drop in my life. DOs: I want to continue to provide for my son and be an example of what a father should be. DONT: I am really losing the desire to smoke cigarettes, so I hope that 2007 will bring me the extra will power to cut down and eventually stop this nasty habit. DOs: I want to finally start living my dream and go back to school for Web/Graphics Design. It is time to get my hustle into full effect and I mean a legitimate hustle. DONTs: I wish to stop procratinating. I see that as a disease in my life because it is highly addicting to not do anything. DOs: Since I want to stop procrastination I really want to start going to the gym and getting back into shape. I have seen men as they get older they get heavier and the shape changes from fi

To My Best Friend
(vanishing)UNKNOWN LOVER@ CherryTAP Well its almost christmas and this one person I know deserves alittle hoilday cheer he worked all year long helping people and make them smile but this hoilday season he is alone and most people have forgotten what he has done for them It dosen't bother him but it dose me Patrick if could get there I be with you on christmas but I can't and I know be fine but I for one think you deserve a christmas wish and know what yours is so I will pray for it I call on my friends to do the same merry christmas my knight

My Top 10 List Of What Is Important To Me
#1 family-my son and gf #2friends-true ones #3sense of humor- life is to short to take serious #4THE CHICAGO CUBS- child hood team turned into diehard fan (deal with it) #5 FUN TIMES- with the right people can make a differnce #6 Computers- things just are more fun if ur good at it #7 HELPING OTHERS_ ranging talking about life or just being a smartass LOL #8 music- cause it soaths me to listen to # 9-10 KNOWING I AM CARED ABOUT BY TRUE FRIENDS WHO I CONSIDER FAMILY cause the right friend will always stand up for u

Twas The Night Before Christmas...
Twas the night before Christmas When all through our house The kids were going crazy Running all about Their stockings were hung by the chimney with care With my threats of coal being put in them Screamed through the air Off to their beds their fun was done To dream of Santa on his midnight run Drew with the screw driver Cursing my mom For the buying little furballs Requiring screwdrivers to put batteries In everyone. Here in the recliner I do sit Wishing I could go to bed So Santa could get on with it But no such luck Just like every year I'm to play an elf Like all parents Far and near... So now my friends

Her Teddy Bear
Her name was Auroura, she was only five, and this is what happened when she was alive. Her dad was a drunk, her mom was an addict, her parents kept her locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, it was old and worn out and had patches of hair. She always talked to it when no one’s around, she lays there and hugs it, not a peep of sound. Until her parents unlock the door, some more and more pain she’ll have to endure. A bruise on her leg, a scar on her face, why would she be in such a horrible place? But she grabs the bear and softly cries she loves her parents but they want her to die. “God, why?! Why is my life always sinking?” Such a bad life for a sad little kid, she’d get beaten and beaten for anything she did. Then one night her mom came home high, the poor child was hit and slapped as hours went by. Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blade, it was sharp and pointy, one that she made.

Waiting On Love
All my life ive been waiting it really seemed forever to find that special someone I thought would be never. Not many crossed my path maybe too fussy was I so maybe I foolishly let some chances pass me by. Theres someone for everyone I hear people saying relationships to some like games they are just playing. Where did the romance go it seemed to die away but waiting and hoping it would return again day. Many years have passed by maybe the time is right romance came again and feelings again in my sight. Maybe all the waiting had paid off for me in the end someone to share and care for and my love to send.

Memories
As I lay here Thinking about the path I suddenly find myself walking Memories surface and draw me in Like a moth drawn to a small flame So I am drawn to the past Like a beacon in the night You stand waiting A guiding light in the midst of my pain I surrender to the memories As I fall into your open arms I forget the pain of the present As I gaze into your stunning eyes I forget my broken heart As I remember those days long gone The passing years have become eternity The memories my only source of joy As we walk side by side Hand in hand throughout the twilight of my life Your presince calms my fears Your strength is my comfort Your voice is the music I long to hear I long for those days As I relive the memories And yet, I feel the pain Of knowing what can never be

Sisterhood
What is a Sister? a fight for that precious shirt a gossip between the sheets an arm around you when you cry a cheerleader for your life a reader of your soul someone's who's ALWAYS right no matter what you say the person you hate most and love most the one you want to be and the one you avoid being all at once the person who knows you best whether you like it or not a person you're stuck with and happy about it

Me ? A Vampire ? Lol
You aren't sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and run. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don't belong to any clan...or maybe a little from each. Because you of these circumstances, you aren't really sure where you belong. You tend to wander and do a bit of soul searching in your eternal life. Maybe some day...you have a while after all. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

Just For The Hell Of It
One thought, one heart, one desire One Thought living in a moment set afire One heart that beats to see one face true One desire belonging always to you True dream, true faith, true feeling True dreams of one who is a healing True faith due to one who does renew True feelings for one and only for you Found hope, found joy, found love Found hope a feeling from heaven above Found joy in the sight of your smile Found love in a moment shared for awhile Dreaming free, dreaming desire, dreaming you Dreaming free of a dream that I pray to come true Dreaming desire for the soul who completes me Dreaming you and needing me in time we may see By R. Thomas Dinsmore

If
if u had 1 person to have sex with just for 1 nite and 1 nite only who would it be would it be someone on here CT or would it be someone u just now as a friend something to think about from time to time 1 nite with whom ever no strings and no games is courious on who u think u do not have to share but let me know and be honest LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR IF THIS PERSON DID NOT KNOW U WANTED HIM FOR HOWEVER MANY DAZE HOW WOULD U TELL HIM OR HER this is all fun but just think if u had that night it could be magical or u might want another THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW lol

3 Past
What a Moon Brings Light that shines pale and bright Shared Illumination of the night Knowing it shines first on me Travels to where you will be Carries to you my fond thought Dreams and wishes of all we wrought The bond of peace that we share Forged by a friendship beyond compare Where we enjoy each as we are Matters not that distance is far For we touch each deep inside A wonder and a joy none can hide Rare and a beauty to behold Timeless adventure forever bold Free to express feelings deep Giving myself yours to keep Missing you more as passes the day We have the moon that passes your way A comfort to know that you think of me As you lookup at it where every you’ll be By R. Thomas Dinsmore Understating Princess Understatement is the nature of the princess fair For she so often says less about her certain flair She thinks we see her flaws and that we see them most Yet the beauty of her laugh is a most angelic boast Royal to the last i

Bugs In My Teeth...dirt In My Hair...tears In My Eyes...
well...still stuck in pattaya...parked my bike and the ground was slippery...dropped my bike...broke the case and oil started flowing like nobody's business...so yeah...had to leave it in the workshop again...maybe it's a sign...a sign for the things to come...so yeah i was stuck...had to stay longer than expected...so hung out in my friend's pub as usual...that's when i met tommy... he's with some of my biker friends and our eyes met...somehow it's a mutual attraction...we started talking and i felt the chemistry...asked if he had a gf and he anwered not sure and i left it as that...later while i was talking to some friends...he came over and said infact...he had a girlfriend...i wondered why...was he afraid i'd lost interest in him if he told me right away that he had one?? anyway...i knew our paths will meet again... second night...i went on a date with him 'coz we had such good laughs together...and i thought it's just harmless fun...well i've already broken rules no. 1 & 2..

A Prayer For A Friend
Please pray for one of my best friends Tosha. She has had a bad 3 weeks. She had surgery about 3 weeks ago and went to the hospital 2 times to try to find out why she was in really bad pain. Nobody would tell her anything and they wouldn't help her even tho she told them something was wrong. Well 3 days ago she was giving me her symptoms to another friend and was told "tosha go to the ER now u are having a miscarraige. well come to find out thats exactly what had happened. The doctor did the surgery while she was carrying her little unborn aby. Something she had been wanting for a long time. She had to undergo a D&C Saturday night and she has been crying ever since. NO mother should ever have to go through this and so close to the holidays. So im asking everyone to please pray for her and send her lots of love too...

Merry-go-round
We can't have what we want. We don't want what we have. We live inside the lives we have, looking out at others living the lives we want while they're looking at us wishing that they had ours. The love we have doesn't keep us warm at night while the hot love we crave keeps us searching as the love that waits for us grows cold and distant. And by the time we figure out that what we had was what we truly wanted, it's no longer ours. What the fuck is wrong with us? Why can't we be happy? He loves me and I love you but you love her and she couldn't care less. He gives up, I get you, you still want her, she still couldn't care less and now I'm wondering why I wasted my time on you. I walk away, you follow. Now she's following you because you don't want her any more so she's started wondering why. I tell you I love you, you fuck her, she's not at all what you thought you wanted, I find out, you tell me Baby, I love you. I say fuck you. She wants you, you love me, I hate you and h

A Dictionary For Women
Argument (ar*gyu*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (ayr*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*cue) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

Talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a Software Engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

Guy Talk Translated
"I'M GOING FISHING" Translated: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Translated: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Translat

Merry Christmas
hey all just wanted to take the time and wish each and everyone of you a very merry christmas and i hope 2007 is better than 2006. So be safe and enjoy your time with your family and peace and love from me to all of you. p.s. dad i miss you alot happy b-day pop you would have been 75 today.

My Heart
why does love hurt so much.why is it so hard to tell that one person you love them and them not run away.why do we always fall for the guy we kno we cant have or dont have a chance with.why does love always make u do stupid things and say stupid stuff.why does it take control over you and make u do everything and anything it wants. why is it so strong. well love for me is bad cuz i always fall for the wrong guy well not really the wrong guy just the guy i kno i cant have and the guy that makes me feel so sad yet happy at the same time cuz it makes me want him even more knowing i wont ever get him and it makes me miserable and i hate how hes the first thing on my mind everyday and i hate not being able to do anything about it and i hate how perfect he is with his awesome personality and wonderful heartand the eyes that can make u do anything for him and how sweet he is and cocky at the same time i hate how he makes me feel so comfortble when i talk to him and how he makes me smile

Merry Christmas
Just wanted to take a couple of minutes out of my busy holiday to wish all a very Merry Christmas. If traveling please be careful and remember to have a sober driver if drinking today. Much cherry luv to all. MrsBibbs "The Cookie Lady"

Things To Ponder
Another classic 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." 3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get

James Brown
Ah, crap. He was clearly crazy as a loon. His decline both creatively and personally was pretty decisive. And I'm sure that if you knew him, he was an absolute son of a bitch. But he more or less invented soul, defined cool, and had to be a superhero of some kind 'cause he not only got away with wearing a cape but looked so damn good in it. And if there's any doubt as to how relevant he remains, my eight-year-old nephew Jed, who was raised in a home that was not especially hip nor worldly, kept running up to the DJ at a bar mitzvah we were at. Thinking he was playing a game, I asked him what he was doing. He told me, "I'm asking for JAMES BROWN!" And sure enough, the DJ announced, somewhat bemused, "This is for Jed." And he played "Sex Machine." And the 13 year olds, and the 30 year olds, and the 60 year olds all went wild. So long, Godfather.

Christmas
When I awoke this morning, the first thought to come into my mind was, There is no one here to say Merry Christmas to. No children running in to open presents. No family to greet with a hug. No special someone to give a gift to. I was greeted by two very loving dogs. So I thought what the hell, I'll make the most of what I have been dealt. I put the dogs leashes on and we went for a long walk around the lake. I sat near the water and thought of Christmas's from long ago, when they were all good. I remember the Christmas of 1968 when all I wanted was a Stingray bicycle. I got it! Christmas 1974 was when all I wanted was a shotgun so I could rabbit and squirrel hunt. I got it! There were many memorable Holidays over the years. Last year at this time I had my worse Christmas ever. It had nothing to do with what I received, it was because of what I couldnt give. The next day I had a heart attack and died in the emergency room, and my worse fear had come true, I had died alone

Stolen
Yesterday,Christmas Eve, My car was stolen.It was not a new car but it was paid for and it was mine.I'm really upset because now I have to figure out what to do and how to do it.If my car is by chance not found,what am I to do?I am a single mother of 4 children and live not so comfortably.It bothered me when my 5 year old asked me how I was going to get her to school.She was so worried that she was going to get in trouble for not bringing her backpack with her school folder in it,which she had left in the car. Why do people invaid in others lives this way.It strips you of belief,trust,and hope of any kind.With my car being stolen it only added to my everyday worries.I guess I can only fight myself to keep hopeing for the best and have faith that this to will turn out OK.

Christmas Is Here!
Well, christmas eve night I got to thinking about when my ex wanted to have a web cam chat with his kids on christmas day.....I wondered if the stores would be closed at 7pm but they were not indeed...thankfully. SO I asked my bro in law to go to the store to buy a web cam to surprise my babies daddy by giving him a good christmas of seeing his kids on christmas day. It was definately a wonderful morning for my ex to see his kids but it was not a surprise, however. I wanted to make it a surprise but I just could not wait and told them once I got the web cam. It was really cool watching the reactions to seeing my ex and his son goof off on the web cam though. Like father like son, I guess. Jacob was very happy to see himself on the computer actually and he saw his father and new sis at the same time. All I can say is that I think I gave my ex a good christmas for the rest of the day until the time he comes to get his kids on friday or so. Sammy was jumping up in my lap however and could

Me As An Anamial?!?!?!?! (yeah Right)
You Are A: Duck!Found in many lakes and ponds, ducks are a common site the world over. Known for their famous quack, ducks tend to congregate in flocks or go off on their own in pairs. As a duck, you may seem friendly at times but will not hesitate to bite if someone is bothering you. Your love for travel and your ability to swim are some reasons why you are a duck.You were almost a: Monkey or a Bear CubYou are least like a: Bunny or a ChipmunkCute Animals Quiz

Intimidation And Mistakes
There comes a time when women are sometimes intimidated by what men do. How they are and yet they stay around.I watch sometimes and as many of my friends know im usually lightly jealous but for him i was really actually jealous. Truly so. It suprised me, and other people i know. Suprised even my friend brad of 7 years whom i called later that fateful evening after being broken up with. But jealousy was not the main cause of the issue. As i sit here i think of what i've done and sometimes im not proud of it. There's always something that a person is not happy about doing but this time i think of what i've lost because of the things i've done. As he starts to pack up his bags for his next duity station, i realize i will miss him big time and i've massively missed out because of my own massive flaw. It's my own fualt and hey what can i say people fuck up big time. But this is just how i feel. It's what i do to change myself so it dosn't happen again. I refuse to miss out on life again bec

Show Some Respect!
Wether it's christmas or not, these guys deserve all the love they get plus more!!!! Yes its Christmas! a day of love & joy being surrounded by the ones you love! If your into family get togethers its the best time of the year!! You get all kinds of goodies and presents & even those dreaded fruitcakes that look like bricks *lol* we all know noone eats them but its the thought that counts!! Now picture this.. Your millions of miles away from home soil & family and friends, you havent seen them in months and may not see them for awhile... its christmas and your in a place fighting for your country & the people who reside in it.. kinda lonely huh? Thats is why i am posting every person on my list that is overseas for christmas in hopes you will all show them a little christmas love! it doesnt hafta be much, just even a simple merry christmas or that your thinking of them this holiday season would make there day im sure of it! There not asking for a thing they d

Re; New Years Resolution
WHAT IS YOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTION ? well i will tell you what mine are i have a few... 1. quit smoking cigs ...for my daughters health 2. understand better how to deal with a behaverol issui with my youngest daughter victoria 3. be a better communicater with my husband and family there is mine so now awnser my question i am curious to see what people say..... happy new year....2007

...........
Well what a wonderful Christmas. My finace bought me a gift card to a place that I've never even shopped at for new clothes......for work. He said, "I went and looked around and thought it had nice buisness clothes for your new job"...or something to that effect. His parents bought him clothes from Hot Topic which is the only place I shop unless I'm shopping for jeans, and I get shirts from fucking Sears from the boring women's department that the 40 year olds shop in. I mean does this fucking job mean I have to fucking lose my damn identity or what? I haven't changed who I am, I've changed jobs! What the fuck!? I mean I don't know whether to yell at Dallas or just fucking cry. Maybe I'm wrong to feel this way but I do. It hurt my feelings that he didn't think more of me than that when we've been together for a year and half and lived together almost our entire relationship. He should know me better than that and I just can't beleive he didn't put more effort into it. I

Sounds Of Silent Tears
Sounds of Silent Tears Too many miles in between Two hearts frozen as one Trying to beat a game Thats already been won Needing to remember Wanting to feel The love once shared The distance will kill Praying for a mairacle Putting up a fight Thinking love is true Knowing theirs is right Unanswered prayers Open up their eyes Love crashes before them The hope they had slowly dies A love like theirs Wasnt meant to endure She'll never forget him And he'll always cherish her Too many miles in between Too many unspoken fears Two soulmates lost In the Sound of silent tears

Xmas
It was Christmas morning Mistress had told me last night she had a surprise today.i laid awake in my cage thinking all night of what it could be. As a slave i don't normally get the liberties of holidays. It wasn't until about noon when Mistress came to unlock the cage so i could do my daily chores of cleaning the house. Which wouldn't of taken so much time but every time Mistress caught me snooping she added more stringent bondage and one additional chore each time. I started the day with nothing more then a light collar on and my basic duties of dusting and sweeping the floors along with the dishes from breakfast after cleaning just about everything in the house and wearing the heaviest steel restraints she could find attached with a short chain both hand and feet. i gave up snooping in the bathtub trying to scrub it out with a leather hood locked over my head so i couldn't even see what i was doing. Needless to say my chores took till nearly seven, Christmas was nearly

Sorry I Havent Been On
TO ALL MY FRIENDS I FEEL LIKE I HAVE IGNORED YOU BUT.... christmas is busy for all of us but to add to that i am house sitting for a week the day after xmas. so i wont be on till next yr. sorry to all that have commented and sent me gifts and messages. i havent been on ...ya know shopping work kids AHHHHHH. the house i am sitting will not have a computer. merry xmas to all and a safe new yr JENN

This Is Some Funny Stuff
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just lay there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times y

Lesson Of The Day ...never Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful John's room-mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his room-mate, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his room-mate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Julie and I are just room-mates." About a week later, Julie came to John saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle but the fact remains th

Christmas Day
Well here it is Christmas Day and I thought I was gonna handle everything pretty well. The first part of the day went pretty well, then everything emotionally went down hill. I have been crying like a fool all day because I miss my kids so bad. You know you say to yourself you can handle the seperation because its only temperally gonna be a short time. But then it comes around and you fall to pieces. I don't know if anyone really understands how hard this is on me. All I ever had in my life to be happy about were my kids. They were always there no matter what. And not having them always there is killing me. I am though grateful that me and Adam have had this time alone time to really truelly bond with one another. But I still miss my kids and doing the holidays without them has been very hard.And I know that every other holiday they won't be here they will be with their dad and maybe not having them this year will help me in the future, but damn this still hurts so bad. It all just hit

Who Says You Cant Ring A Doorbell With A Dick?
There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive,who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed. So she put an ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who: 1)would treat her nicely 2)wouldn't run away from her 3)would be good in bed. Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?" And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Welfare Office - Demanding A Job
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."

Womanhood!
Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Love waxes and wanes. Hearts break. Careers end. Jobs come and go. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Men don't call when they say they will. BUT.......... Girlfriends are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it for yourself, your girlfriends will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you. Or come in and carry you out. Daughters (step), Daughter-in-laws, sisters (step), sisters-in-law, mother(step), mother-in-law, aunts, nieces, cousins, extended family, and friends bless our life! The world wouldn't be the same without them, and neither would I. When we began this ad

Thanks For Your Time!
A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door. It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him. ! Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday." Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days. "Jack, did you hear me?" "Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago," Jack said. "Well, he di dn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his side of the fence' as he put

Thanksgiving Dinner
RECEIVED AS AN EMAIL.....ENJOY!! Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to co

Legendary Singer James Brown Dies At 73
Legendary singer James Brown dies at 73 ATLANTA - James Brown, the undeniable "Godfather of Soul," told friends from his hospital bed that he was looking forward to performing on New Year's Eve, even though he was ill with pneumonia. His heart gave out a few hours later, on Christmas morning. he pompadoured dynamo whose classic singles include "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" and "I Got You (I Feel Good)" died Monday of heart failure, said his agent, Frank Copsidas of Intrigue Music. He was 73. "People already know his history, but I would like for them to know he was a man who preached love from the stage," said friend Charles Bobbit, who was with Brown at the hospital. "His thing was 'I never saw a person that I didn't love.' He was a true humanitarian who loved his country." The entertainer with the rough-edged voice and flashy footwork also had diabetes and prostate cancer that was in remission, Bobbit said. Brown initially seemed fine at the hospital, Copsidas said. Th

Southern Charm
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first chil

Hope Your Day Was Great
I hope you had a great day!! I enjoyed it with family and friends and had the best time. As long as I see my kids smile I am the happiest person in the world!! Hubbnd I have decided we are moving to NC beache, I know we just moved to VA where we lived for 7 yrs, but its so cold and just do not enjoy being here, so Feb we are headedto the beach to live it has always been our dream to live at the beach and well this time we get to do it. When we left VA and moved to NC our intentions were to move to the beach however his daughter stepped in the way and wanted him to be closer to her, so we did 5 mins up the street, she stops going to school moved is with this sorry ass guy and never seen here again. So we moved back to VA and now moving back to NC but this time the beach where we had intended to go the whole time!!! I am so excited kisses Alyse

Christmas Hmmm
I went to eat with my grandmother and aunt and uncle and cousins. I knew it wouldnt be good, cause we wasnt able to get mom in good enough shape yet to bring her over...so it was all to see her, and that failed. But Me and my sis went...and ate food...I love my sis sometimes but she has a way of really doing the opposite of helping when she thinks she is. She mentioned to my family about me being sick the other day and throwin blood up....So they assumed i was making that up to get attention, i really wished she kept her mouth shut, i personaly dont like them in any of my business...but then she decided to tell them about moms lungs not having an infection but an absess, and the pills for the infection is to keep her stable not get rid of it, even though she knows better. So we really got ....well my aunt tried to tell us we were wrong...that the way it was is how they had told her..., but its not that way, cause i was the one that passed on the info first, so everyone would stop screa

Senior's Aerobics Class!
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

The Meaning Of Friendship
if i am feeling cross and you cross my mind i know i can grin and bear it when a happy day comes youre always the one that i want to be with to share it you're a frend for all seasons one of a kind and i want you to know it is truth that my life has been richer becouse i have found the meaning of friend ship in you

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus - Class Assignment
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an actual class assignment: The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add anot her paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when bot

Don't Go To Shows With Ruby!!!
IT IS A HAZARD. If you get the girl drunk, which I tend to do, she will tell everybody and their mother what hotel we're staying in. I mean it was funny when she was telling the bouncer for Chris, but when she started telling people that mattered; that made me sober. So...................... if you ever see her at a show, DO NOT BUY HER A DRINK. She'll get herself and myself into trouble. That is all.

White Flag [dido]
I know you think that I shouldn't still love you, I'll tell you that. But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it where's the sense in that? I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder Or return to where we were Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be I know I left too much mess and destruction to come back again And I caused but nothing but trouble I understand if you can't talk to me again And if you live by the rules of "it's over" then I'm sure that that makes sense Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be And when we meet Which I'm sure we will All that was then Will be there still I'll let it pass And hold my tongue And you will think That I've moved on.... Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my

And To All A Good Night.....
Christmas is over for the most part. This Christmas didnt feel like Christmas to me. Everything was different and it was like no one cared. No one that I spent it with anyway. I came home early from my parents hosue because I was tired and decided that I had enough of Christmas. It makes me really sad. Christmas is always so special to me. This year it's just another day. Another reason for the kids to wreck the house. I have never felt alone on Christmas, this year I did. even though I had my kids with me, I felt alone. I'd hate to turn into one of those cynical Christmas haters. I am just not into it this year. Who knows if I ever will again.

My Life
In life I have come to realize that it is full of ups and downs and when the downs hit they hit hard.But when the ups happen they are usually pretty good. That is because I thought of all the downs and the ups are awesome. I have met someone in my life and she has made all my downs Go away. She has become MY UP!! If I am having a bad day she brings me up with just a Hello.. Now how many times in your life does that happen.. I know in mine it doesnt. I thank God for bringing me an angel.. Dont know what I have done to deserve such a woman but I am not questioning it. My life is no longer full of downs and trust me there has been many. So the next time you think that you are down. think of someone in your life that brings you up ,,

A Few Years Ago
I wrote this a few years ago, when i was still going in and out of rehab. My father had already past and I remember my mom always blaming herself and I had no other way to tell her that its not her fault. That she was a good mother and didnt do anything wrong. But enjoy... Hope yall like ITS CALLED... MOM Mom I love you more than you think, although I know my life continues to sink. But please understand I am fighting a hard fight, and what you don't know is the tears I cry at night. I am not proud of what I have become, and definitely not proud of the things I have done. I never meant to worry you so much, and I know for fact it has been a bunch. Although I treat you as if I don't care, my guilt inside is so much to bare. I feel so much pain for what I have done, but I could never explain this person I have become. I drive you crazy and cause you stress, and I should start giving you all my best. You tried so hard to teach me wrong from right, and I want to t

Resolutions .. Have You Decided To Make Any ?
Well Here we are again .. The end of another year . .We've made it out alive ! So have any of you decided to make any New years resolutions ? I have .. and What the hell its my blog so Ill share lol 1. First and Foremost Make it to see 2008 ! 2. Make time to see the special people in my life .. Mostly My Parents 6 hours away .. I hate it they are two of my best friends in the entire world Im very lucky .. 3. Show my Friends and Family How much they mean to me . weather it by a phone call .. a letter . a shared moment 4..Get my ass back to work . Im finally feeling health wise like im ready to get back out there .. All tests are proving My Predictions correct .. No damn Tumors are gonna keep me down !!! 5..Got out of and stay out of any damn depressing things .. Thoughts .. Places .. Situations .. 6.. Donate either my time or money to the ASPCA .. 7.. Dust off my 35 mm and start taking actual FILM pics again .. I love the digital but there's something about a

A Lil Past Lil Rock
I had to leave my life in Dallas That town will always be you In every crowd, on every corner In every face I'd see you So with nothin' more than a tank of gas I drove away without lookin' back And I guess that's how I got where I am And goin' anywhere as fast as I can And I'm a little past Little Rock Further down the line Too soon to know what's up ahead Too late to change my mind I gotta keep my heart out of this and both hands on the wheel I'm learnin' more with every mile just how leavin' feels It's a lonely stretch of blacktop out into the blue Don't know where I'll go or what I'll do I'm a little past Little Rock But a long way from over you These headlights on the highway Disappear into the dark And if I could have my way I'd go back to where you are Oh, but I can't turn this thing around And nothing short of breaking down Is gonna get me off this road I'm on Oh, and I'm still a far cry from gone And I'm a little past Little Rock Further down th

Bi Curious
i have had quite a few people ask me about me sexual orientation,which is ok,but the number one question is would you three way with another woman. I have never ruled that out....but i am wondering how many woman are curious about being with another woman,or who have been with one atleast once. what is the draw? is is oral sex better with a woman than a man/ these are questions i have and would appreciate any comments that might clear this up.

Ok So
i've recently had an increase in ego seems alot of ppl think i'm hot lol wow where did that come from lol oh well still waiting for that one girl to do something and wisk me away lol might be waitng along time lol....

I Searched The Garden For One Perfect Rose
I searched the garden for one prefect rose. There were so many I didn't know which flower to choose. Standing inside the rose garden it was hard to see.But when I looked outside my perfect rose was standing right next to me. Said I know I'am not perfect,but I'll love you with all my heart. When nobody else seems to care you can always count on me. I will never forget how close our love came to not be. But now that you're in my arms I'll never let you go. I don't need a perfect rose because you're perfect to me. I've got your love locked in my heart so tightly and I need you with all my soul.

Where Is All The Love
what is wrong with me i just can not find happeness i have looked and looked for this and i'm unable to be happy. i have tryed to make new friends because most of the ones on my list just want points. i have some who visit my page and leave me sweet comments. so ladif you can tell me what is wrong with my page and me i would be thank full. so please take time to comment to help me achive what you all have on here thanks

Very Important
How to Choose a Vibrator: A Checklist The truly amazing variety of vibrator styles, sizes, and materials can be both inspiring and a little daunting. Finding the perfect vibe may require some self-loving homework. Answering these few simple questions can help cut through the information overload and prevent buyer's remorse. What Do You Want to Use it for? Do you want to use it on your clitoris? Do you want to put it in your vagina or anus? Because just about anything that vibrates feels good on or around the clitoris, phallic-shaped vibrators suitable for penetration can also be used outside the vagina if the vibration is strong at the tip. Do you want both the full feeling of penetration and that allimportant clitoral buzz? Dual-action vibes mean never having to choose one feeling at the expense of the other. Electric vibrators are the most powerful, so if you have a more difficult time orgasming, you may want to try one of those first. If you intend to use a toy for ana

My Own Responce To Those Who Hate Me
I have noticed that I have somehow attracted the attention of white power skinheads on cherry tap. Well, if they want to go with the God hates fags statements they should study the bible and not just the king James version but the original Hebrew and Greek manuscripts from which the English or king James version was derived. First of all you will notice that images or icons are strictly forbidden in the 10 commandments and many times thereafter, So those pictures of white Jesus are a big no no! Also His name was not Jesus but Joshua "pronounced Ya Shoo Ah" Jesus is a Latin name for his title Not his name. study further and you will learn that all law (in Jesus' own words) hinges on two laws love God first, And love others. Any fool can take any thing said in the bible and turn it for wicked use, In fact this is part of the design of the bible to choose evil or good. The whole purpose being that we lived before in spiritual body and there was rebellion by some so we all wi

Hi
Come on mother fucker is it your turn or mine? Come on mother fucker can you stand while you entwine? Come on mother fucker when was the last time you tasted time? Come on mother fucker lets fuck each other’s minds Momentum is suspended in digression Find traction in the slashes across my calves Back on the right path Back on the holy crash Course Of course The source is now the main force The force of discourse Discourse leading to discorporation Sliding into The infection is real The dissection is soon Malnourishment is close to godliness Cleanliness will destroy you Friendliness has disappointed me Hi deity nice to see you again I think I’m going to release you again No need for rituals of resurrection I am the incantation of emotion The devourer of devotion Beacon of chosen Who do I choose? Who will be the first to lose? Sacrifice upon the alter of the bruised Try to subdue Cry again that was true I demand truth Of the brutal sort And flesh of the

Short And To The Point !
Beauty within is the greatest find Loving the soul and the mind Knowing that one is beyond value Loving this way is the best we can do Seeking the light that cuts through the dark Feeling the thrill and as light as a lark Soaring high on the winds of fate Knowing that one smile makes us feel great Anticipation and the sound of the voice Love beyond all others makes the soul rejoice Finding that one who is our greatest friend Gives us life worth living forever without end By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Women That Piss Me Off
You know what i fuckin hate about life, women who fuckin act like that want to be with somebody but fuckin cant make up there mind and are with some one else for the simple fact that they dont know what they want. they fuckin tell this one dude they love them but really arent fuckin sure or are in love or like somebody else but juss dont know what to do cause they are scared or what not. but im fuckin sick of bein the dude that they fuckin mess with head tellin me they like me and shit or even juss actin like it frontin that they like me but in the end they are juss fuckin with my head or they fuckin arent sure so it turns out to be that way im fuckin sick and tired of this shit i dont know what to fuckin do. i get the fuckin shaft everytime cause they are scared of a new beginning or starting over or fuckin finding somebody that will truely fuckin make them happy im at my wits end fuck!

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Cage
The Cage A man was on the side of the road with a large birdcage. A boy noticed that the cage was full of birds of many kinds. \"Where did you get those birds?\" He asked. \"Oh, all over the place,\" the man replied. \"I lure them with crumbs, pretend I’m their friend then when they are close, I net them and shove them into my cage.\" \"And what are you going to do with them now?\" The man grinned, \"I’m going to prod them with sticks, and get them really mad so they fight and kill each other. Those that survive, I will kill. None will escape.\" The boy looked steadily at the man. What made him do such things? He looked into the cruel, hard eyes. Then he looked at the birds, defenseless, without hope. \"Can I buy those birds?\" the boy asked. The man hid a smile, aware that he could be on to a good thing if he played his cards right. \"Well,\" he said hesitantly, \"The cage is pretty expensive, and I spent a lot of time collecting these birds, I’ll tell you what I’ll do, I’ll let

Hope My Friend Paul Doesn't Mind
I read this in his blog and it is so true that I feel the need to repost it... I've always had a problem with being the only one in my group of friends who NEVER has a date. I know I was with someone for a while and those were the best moments of my life. But now that's over with and when you're single it seems that all of the "happy couples" seem to stand out like as if they're glowing in the dark. Truth is they ARE glowing. It just makes me feel that much more lonely and when I go out with friends I'm always the 3rd wheel. I know what you're thinking and you're right. I've got these insecurity issues that only I can work out, but why must I do it alone? Someone to listen and not just feed me all that bull about "you'll find someone". That's NOT what a lonely guy wants to hear. Every time I get close to someone, they only wanna be friends.

Massachusetts...lmao
Dude! You're 97% from Massachusetts! Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.How Massachusetts are you?Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

&&since You Guys Seem To Like My Writing..
one day you’ll miss me, but i’ll already be gone; you’ve kept me waiting far too long. you were given this life because you’re strong enough to live it. let's run away to a place where the air tastes like rain, & the sun shines like sunday morning. you bring your laugh & i'll bring my sense of humor, & we can taste the days, one week after another. it seems i've been here forever waiting for you to just say SOMETHING anything because the SILENCE is deffening the PAIN is numbing and the LONLINESS is wrapping its arms around me pulling me in closer and closer Even in the silence I can hear the music playing. It comes with that urge to dance away my troubles. Dance like a fool but none the less dance along to the music in my head. Some dance to remember, I dance to forget. its finders keepers when it comes to the heart

Citizens Of The World Stand Up And Fight For White Rights
CITIZENS OF THE WORLD STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR WHITE RIGHTS As white men and women living in the new century, we are confused. We are confused by the laws being past in our nations, we are confused on how the elected officials could care less about us and spend more time worrying about those who flood our borders looking for free health care, food, jobs and anything else that they feel they can not obtain in their own countries. There once was a time in the world were we would turn those flooding our land back to their own land, we would go after those living within the borders which make up our country who had no right being here. Now it seems governments are moving more towards the immigrant than the national. The immigrant is being granted rights that some of the legal citizens of various nations can not afford for themselves, immigrants are being given free health care and child care, while the white population is paying for their own. To top this off it is mainly the white c

Ecstacy
Love, lust, ecstasy. All I want is your body next to me. The heat of your breath, your hand down my back. A tingling sensation, how do I react? Do I moan or do I scream in delight? My eyes roll farther and farther out of sight. Your hand travels down my body to a warm wet place. I get excited, my heart begins to race. An uncontrollable desire to touch the right spot. Come on baby you know i like you on top. To touch my wet pussy, to go deep inside. My eyes light up in passion, you know it I can't hide. I love your sweaty body up against mine. Baby if that's the way you want it, I'll get you from behind. We'll start of easy, I'll do it nice and slow. Now it's going to get harder and deeper as we go. Now come on baby cum for me. Tell me how I'm your fantasy. Tell me how good I am and how I'm the best. Now hold me close baby, because I'm not like the rest!

Yall Know...
This ain't a porn site. Riddle me this...WHY THE HELL do all these guys send friends requests stating they wanna see more.I realize that some of the top promoters a porn type people but perhaps something needs to be done about how this site is promoted? Namely promoting it as a porn type site by these porn types?

Hahaha
... Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did y

Where Babies (& Jewelry) Come From
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey. Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Mom: Jewelry, dear.

Jack Shit
... Jack Schitt Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says; "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now, you can handle the situation: Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of KneeDeep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins - Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt. Against his parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a Mongoloid son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood, and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ce

For Christine
and as we wind on down the road our shadows taller than our soul there walks a lady we all know (it must be you Christine) who shines white light and wants to show how everything still turns to gold and if you listen very hard the tune will come to you at last when all is one and one is all to be a rock and not to roll......

The History Of Boxing Day
In feudal times, Christmas was a reason for a gathering of extended families. All the serfs would gather their families in the manor of their lord, which made it easier for the lord of the estate to hand out annual stipends to the serfs. After all the Christmas parties on December 26th, the lord of the estate would give practical goods such as cloth, grains, and tools to the serfs who lived on his land. Each family would get a box full of such goods the day after Christmas. Under this explanation, there was nothing voluntary about this transaction; the lord of the manor was obliged to supply these goods. Because of the boxes being given out, the day was called Boxing Day. In Britain many years ago, it was common practice for the servants to carry boxes to their employers when they arrived for their day's work on the day after Christmas. Their employers would then put coins in the boxes as special end-of-year gifts. This can be compared with the modern day concept of Christmas bonuses

Robbed?? Or Does He Want Sex??
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years -- let alone one as beautiful as you. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend that you like it... Remember both of our lives depends on it." "Darling," whispered the wife, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice looking butt."

Trying To Process And Purge
Trying to Process and Purge You put your hands on me And in that moment A small death occurred Only it wasn’t so small How old could I have been – Five, six, seven, eight? Too young to learn too much About touch, and how the laying of hands On skin, can corrupt, destruct, pervert, penetrate Years later I scarred myself externally To erase the internal scars To express the inner gash To protest the destruction of innocence Years later, it happened again Two men forcefully opened me Stole the gift that was supposed to be Mine to give Even then, sixteen I was still a child I never deserved any of this It’s not my fault Today, I am twenty-four, nearing twenty-five And yet I’m still a child Stunted, paralyzed By so many intrusive hands I never wanted on my Flesh. I process and process Try to deal Make tiny steps forward My progress is not minimal I no longer create my own scars But I’ve hid in bottles and powders and pills I’ve lashed out at Ev

Ode To Oral Sex
Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And what revenge, your on the rag.

Mind Reading
"Mind Reading" The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately take a dip in the nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but since he was all alone, he didn't care. He undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket, which laid on the sandy beach. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief. The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said, "You know, I have a special gift, I can read minds." "Impossible," said the embarrassed man, "You really know what I think?" "Yes," the lady replied, "I know that you think that the bucket you're holding has a bottom in it."

I've Gone And Done It Again..
I have re-amp'd my page again and yes, I made yet another skin. I am actually having fun with them and I may do a few more if the spirit moves me. I get frustrated with them and it takes me forever, but the end result is pretty fantabulous I must say. Yay me!

Quite Possibly The Best Christmas Ever
Soooo....for Christmas I got a lot of the normal stuff, some clothes, DVD's, pajamas, a cd, this label maker I wanted, socks, a Christmas Story Ralphie bobblehead doll (yeah I collect bobbleheads lol) candy, etc....and then it happened.... I got the Apple Macbook I wanted, with an HP Photosmart Printer, AND the Nintendo Wii. Needless to say, it looks like my life for the next few weeks will revolve around school, work, Macbook, and Wii. Luckily for me, the Wii requires you to actually move, so at least I'll get my ass some sort of exercise. Well I hope you all had a great holiday! Sorry I wasn't on yesterday, if you left me a comment I'll try to return it :)

If This Makes Sense To You..will You Please Explain It To Me...i Am Confused...i Was Sleeping When I Wrote It
okay....i got up yesterday after only 2 hours of sleep and i had to go to work...josie called and woke me up...no big deal.....i didn't really care much..i like talking to her....and then jamie was yelling at me for being on MY phone...she just wanted a reason to bitch at me..whatever... and then rd called me and asked me to come in early...2:30 instead of 5pm...so, that is why not much sleep....i go to work and duane said he was managing and i am like okay..cool....whatever....but we are kinda slow at first, so we got a shit load of preppin done.... then we get knda busy and i didn't really wanna work on saturday, but derrick's grandpa died so he had a funeral....so whatever....and i had totally forgot i was suppose to go see butch play at kelly's too...so i wasn't happyabout that..and josie wanted me to come....but i ended up taking a break around midnight, i got to go watch teh last set they played....it was cool...jose, jeff, connie were all there....i havd a really good time

Here Is A Really Interesting Thought (sex Wise)
why do they call LICKING ur pussy eating her out it is not like ur taking it out to dinner or lunch but for the most part i would say I love licking pussy cause it is a great thing for a man to do just thought i would share it with u all

To Remember
To remeber a person is really not that hard all u have to do is think of a good thought and there they are who ever it is. dead or alive ur thoughts of them live on in ur mind so when u miss a person think as though there alive in ur mind it may just cheer u the heck up lol. and as far as other memories keep the ones alive also in ur mind and heart if they care for u it would show they love u as there friend or more (family) never take life for granted cause it does not take u for it.. there are people that are hurtful it is ok to 4get them but the ones u care about and they care about u should always keep close to u cause u never know when ur going to need that thought or memory Dedicated to the LATE JOE A D'Andrea JR. MY DAD FEEL FREE TO PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS AND POINTS DO WHAT U FEEL I LOVE U ALL

Jak's Contest Is Needing Pics..
for the creamiest coochie contest...if you or a lady friend has the creamiest pic then cum enter JAK's contest...now with the NSFW rule then if your voter would rate JAK's pics that would be appreciated to help fund the prize pool...

My Sexual Sign And Matches
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Life Story - I Am Different From You -
My name is Rocky i have learning disabilty the Doc. said when i was born i be different from everyone else. I would look more like a women than man. They told my pearnts you should just put him to sleep he not going be worth it. But instead my dad told the Doc. shut the fuck up! And my dad took me home, The Doc. said have rear Dieases. Most men and women hve 2 xx cromezones i have xxxy - We havent found anything about my rear Diseases we have check evevery where stell have know clue what i have. Some times try be someone im not so people will like me. But have learned hard way all my life nevr been easy for me. Tell 2 friends told me just be my self, If people won't execpt me for who i am FUCK THEM!! So thats what im start doing! I was slower learner through my hole life! It's hard times but deal with it best way i can. I learn new things each day. And i take life 1 day at time. I might not have alot friends might not be perfect put i am sweet love careing and have sweet hear

Fat
Ugh I am so sick of all this crap... Its like on here, I don't have any worries about being a big girl cuz I get so much support from people on here...and its like, in the real world, people don't mind talking to me and being friends with me, but i'm usually not counted as GF material becuz they all worry about being seen with a fat chick...boo fucking hoo. Why can't I find a guy close to me that likes me for who and what I am? I am not gonna sit here and starve myself cuz i've "got a cute face, but i'd be so pretty if i lost the weight"...you have no idea how many times I have heard that in my life. Wow, I'm 250lbs. I have forced and forced my self to lose weight cuz I thought that maybe a guy will like me if i'm skinny, and then i realized that if a guy really cared, he would like me skinny or fat. But seriously, I'm just sick of this shit against me cuz I'm fat. Fuck.

Hating Life
well i let my ex take the baby for the weekend with the hope and promise of her coming home yesterday at noon. but i should have known better. its now 27 hours past when she was supposed to be home and I still dont have her. my ex isnt answering anyones phone calls, not even his own parents. he told his mom today before they left that he didnt want to come home but she told him that he had to because the baby belongs here with me. Cant help but wonder if he really even came this way or if he went to a friends up there. i mean there is nothing holding him here now seeing he has my baby. last night i was up most the night cryin cuz i miss her and want her home so much. it feels as if someone has ripped my heart out and is stomping on it. sorry needed to get that all out.

Why Do We Have To Weigh Anything??
okay seriously, from last week to this week, i have gained 3 pounds. jesus, i know its the holidays and stuff, and people tend to eat more during the holidays, but fuck, i wasnt aware that i did that damn horrible. 3 fucking pounds!! i know this is stupid, but today i'm going a bit extreme on the food thing. i dont think that i care today. i hate when this happens. cause i'll do good and bust my ass at the gym, and then my weight doesnt say what i want it to, so i eat a lot?? that makes no fucking sense, i know, but whatever. i'm considering going extreme on the atkins diet until i drop down to maybe 120 pounds...then i can watch my ass and try not to go back up. atkins sucks, but damn it, it works. my gym has a bunch of aerobics classes starting after the 8th...so i'm going to start getting involved in those. i like aerobics classes, and they have water ones!! seriously, after getting to play on myspace for a decent amount this weekend...i realized how much CT does suc

What Evil Creature Are You
You scored as The Reaper. YOU ARE THE REAPER!!! Bringer of death, the harbinger, harvester of souls. It is dark days when you come to bring the souls of the dead to the fiery pits of the underworld, where Lucifer lives. Not even time can stop you from finishing what was started; the lives of men will succumb to you. You will see the dawn of each and every civilisation, even when man has gone. Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee!The Reaper67%Vampire63%Liche60%Harpy60%Gargoyle57%Gorgon57%Lucifer50%Witch40%Zombie33%Werewolf27%Which Evil Creature Are You?

Adam & Eve
God Said, "Adam, I Want you to do Something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" ! God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave" Adam said, "What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman. Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." ! And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds th

Wake Up Call Part 7 Of Tresspassing Enoy
slept soundly until I heard the doorbell ring at about 11:00AM the next morning. I knew I'd have to answer it myself, since my parents and brother would have left for work before 8:00AM, so I crawled out of bed, put on a robe, and walked towards the disturbance of my slumber. I opened the door to discover the bright smiles of Kellie and Lauren, with mischievous glints in their eyes. "Good morning sleepy head, " came Lauren's cheerful greeting. "Looks like we kept him up too late, " Kellie laughed. "Well, aren't you going to invite us in?" Lauren chimed. Still without saying a word, I opened the door the rest of the way and granted them access to the living room. They both looked around curiously, and complimented my mother's choice in furnishings and the like. Then, apparently noticing for the first time that I hadn't said a word, Kellie asked with genuine concern, "Rick, what's wrong?" "I think maybe he's still in shock about last night. Maybe he thinks it was a dre

What Kind Of Person Am I ?!
You scored as Nice. Your nice. Please rate my quiz!Nice100%Fun100%Dramatic50%Outgoing50%Shy25%Immature19%mean0%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

Rumor
A rumor, sometimes the quickest way to achieve U.S. Government action. What begins as a rumor in the federal government, often times, will become fact. The reason for this phenomenon is unclear, but speculation persists that it is a method employed to avoid embarrassment. Akin to the saying, "They say it's so, so it must be so." Classically, rumors spread from person to person by word of mouth, as in gossip. Cheap postage rates and then telephone services fomented the pace and range of the swirling of rumors. With the advent of the Internet many rumors have started to spread via email and more recently through blogging, as also occurs with various hoaxes and urban legends. While many rumors begin or continue to spread as a part of natural human communication that occurs when people discuss something they find funny or interesting, some are started in an intentional attempt to disseminate specific information. Viral marketing campaigns often depend on rumors, as do many political

Thoughts Of 12-26-06
I realize alot of my problems stem from my insecurities. How I look, how I present myself...Strangely all these women find me attractive and yet I cant seem to see the good in me that they see. I have alot to offer someone but that means nothing. The things I have to offer do not make up for time or distance apart nor money.. But I digress. The point in this blog is a quick summary of things. We went almost a week and a half without food. Not having much family left being estranged from most of my blood I found my christmas cheer almost nonexistent this year. Then the night before christmas my second family brought us enough food for two and a half months and sudden I was reminded that christmas is not about the gives but the spirit of giving and seeing the well being of those you love. I got to talk to my father for the first time in months and we had a very enjoyable conversation that for once did not include a lecture as to how I need to improve my life. In fact, he said th

Best Xmas Gift
I just have to tell everyone about my daughter. For being a teen she's pretty cool. She even keeps her mom in line. She called me Yesterday to wish me a Merry Xmas and to tell me what she recieved from her dad and other family members, but most of all she called to tell me she loved the 4 days with me and that she loves and misses me. I think that was the best christmas gift that I could have ever got from anyone. Love you my daughter

I Sit Here The New Years Approaching Wishing Death Had Taken Me......
I sit here and wonder where im going.....im supposed to be going to visit people i got money problems im slipping into the siccness of reality and i dont know if im coming bacc.....i could be going to jail soon......i need help im slipping into depression i dont feel i can beat depression away this time......its taking all my energy to control my rage........someone please help me i really need it and i dont know if anyone is able to but please try.....my eyes are glazing and i dont even want to be alive anymore please save me.......from this rain of pain........im not tough enough anymore too much pain around me.....im so hurt......it wont end....i am on the verge of giving up..... ~Atrocity~ is finally weakening from the pain around him....i need help please someone.......

~our Anniversary~
"FOR MY HUSBAND BENNIE"~~9 years~12/27/97 I LOVE YOU...Not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I LOVE YOU...Not only for what you are making of yourself, I Love You...for what you are making of me. For putting your hand into my heaped up heart, passing over all the foolish, weak things that you cannot help but see there. For drawing out into the light all of the beautiful qualities that no one else had ever looked quite far enough to see. After all, that's what being a friend means.

My Opinion On Relationships
i have been on the net talking to men for a long time, i have met some good guys and i have met some bad guys. 9 out of 10 guys tell u a bunch of shit to make you fall for them with NO intention of ever meeting you or taking it to the next level and getting up off the phone. i have fallen for someone on the net, or on the phone and have never met them...well not right away..so i can never bash anyone when it comes to "i fell in love with someone i never met"...but i can also say that if a man does not meet you within 6 months then his ass never will. if he can tell you and promise you over and over again that he is coming, that he has to wait until his money is right or he has some time off to make the trip, he full of shit. if he truly felt the same way that you did then he would make that compromise and come see your ass. he would make a SUGGESTION on how you gonna meet up. he gonna be the bigger one and knowing that you have kids and cant come see you..he gonna step up and be the "m

Evolution 7
Originally Posted: August 02, 2006 The Stupid Fairy Strikes Again!!! Current mood: pleased It appears the stupid fairy has joined us again... She wants to spread rumors and try to make me look like some monster... First let's get straight to business about this... Because before what she said used to make me laugh... Because she is pathetic to begin with... but to accuse me of something of this measure is more than I will tollerate with anyone... NOW I AM PISSED!!! But I have enough control to issue this one last warning... One more and it all comes out... Before now I have not said anything about you that (A) You can't recover from and (B) that I know I can back up... One more time you accuse me of some shit like that and I will go off on everything about you...

Evolution 8
Originally Posted: August 19, 2006 Look what happened while I was sleeping... The stupid fairy has come back to the surface to grace us with another lullabi of incoherent rantings about things yet again; her little world inside her head has come to imagine... I did to her... Now should we pich part the little things she ranted about and watch her lil world come crumbling down on her... First I have a question for everyone... How can you sleep with someone that is a completely different state... If you rememeber... I was in Georgia and Nicole was In Trenton Fla. and Rebecca was in Crestview Fla... How the hell did I sleep with Rebecca??? Damn I know my dick is big but damn I guess it can reach 368 miles away... No wonder I have back pains... I have to carry a load that big... So If i was in Ft. Gordon Ga... How did I cheat on Nicole for her to just go off and sleep with Turtle? That act of revenge she says... was nothing more her not being able to control her own hormones and not

A True Friend
hmmm im in the bloggin mood tonight! so many topics not enough time! friends! i think this one is about them! FRIEND TO ME IS SOMEONE THAT CAN ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BACK. NO MATTER HOW STUPID YOU ACT, HOW DUMB YOU SOUNDED, HOW RIDICULOUS YOU LOOK IN THAT OUTFIT, NO MATTER WHAT BITCH STEPS TO YOUR FACE...THEY ALWAYS GONNA BE THERE. A FRIEND WILL LET YOU MAKE YOUR OWN MISTAKES, REGARDLESS OF HOW STUPID THEY ARE, AND THEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO NOT TELL YOU I TOLD YOU SO. A FRIEND WILL GO WITH YOU WHEN YOU NEED TO COMMIT YOUR SELF TO THE NUT HOUSE, AND VISIT YOUR SILLY ASS ALL THE TIME, SNEAKING IN CUPCAKES AND SODA..TELLING YOU THAT WHEN YOU GET OUT SHE IS GONNA BE THERE WAITING WITH A PACK OF SMOKES AND A BEER! A FRIEND PRETENDS TO LIKE YOUR MAN EVEN WHEN SHE DOESNT, AND DOESNT MAKE STUPID REMARKS ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, WILL NOT PUT HIM DOWN CUZ YOU LOVE HIM AND WONT SAY HE IS UGLY TO YOUR FACE...SHE MIGH TBLOG ABOUT IT BUT WONT USE NAMES! A FRIEND WILL

Thunder
Thunder grumbles Somewhere in the night Pulling me from the wreckage Of my melancholy thoughts My heart wanders in the dark Lost in nocturnal madness Sinking in depths of sadness Mixed up in midnight-blue No stars to wish upon Just lightning across An endless black sky A jagged blink, then gone Wish I could ride A fiery bolt upon the wind Straight to wherever you May be tonight... ...and Find peace in your loving arms...

Passions Uncaged
I want to capture you at the days end And ride you like the wind a wild, explosive, heart pounding trip across fields of satin I want to grip you between my silky legs And feel your power like a storm a strong, hard, earth shattering pulsation within my saturated walls I want to savor you with my heated, wet lips And taste your body like a feast a sumptuous, delightful, sinful treat relished with my tongue I want to touch you till the morning light And stroke all your secret places a passionate, unbridled breath taking jaunt on a bed of roses I want to hunger for your savage sex And feed from your banquet a primitive, untamed, impassioned slave to your every desire

Storms Of Love
Slide into me on a misty night Take a wild ride on a bed of wet silk Dip into me as the clouds burst drowning us in its deluge Two bodies tossed on a tempest Thrust into me drench my walls with your hot heat Make me feel you so hard, so deep Slither far into my soul as steam rises in the damp air Drive me like the rain releasing a torrent of sweet emotions a downpour of pure lust Plunge into me drown my screams of sheer ecstasy with a slow, moist kiss Feel how wet, how soft as you slide in and out Create in me a storm of passion Make me beg for more

Poetry ((rookie))
ONLY ONE PERSON CAN MAKE MY BLOG TODAY THATS A LADY WHO GOES BY THE NAME AJ SHE ISNT HERE TO GIVE HER NOOKIE IN CHAT YOU MIGHT KNOW HER AS ROOKIE SHES BEEN OUT OF CHAT FOR SOME TIME I AM HONERED TO CALL HER A FRIEND OF MINE THIS LADY WILL ALWAYS BE DEAR OF ME CAUSE SHE ALSO WRITES POETRY I HOPE SHE FINDS SOME SORT OF DELIGHT WITHIN THE THINGS THAT I WRITE AJ YOU KNOW THIS IS FROM MY HEART AND I PRAY OUR FREINDSHIP NEVER PARTS......

Poetry((candy))
NEED A SMILE THIS CHICKS QUITE HANDY SHE GOES BY THE NAME OF CANDY SHE FOUND LOVE DEEP WITHIN THE HEART OF A MAN NAMED JUSTIN HER BLOGS ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE TAKE A LOOK ITS WORTH YOUR WHILE LOOKING FOR CYBER THIS CHICK IS NOT HER BEST FRIEND GOES BY THE NAME HOTTS IF YOU HAVENT GOTTEN TO KNOW CANDY DO IT NOW AND BE THE BESTISET FRIEND YOU CAN BE!!!

Poetry((stonecold))
TO THE MAN MY HEART WILL HOLD YOU ALL KNOW HIM AS STONECOLD THIS MAN IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL BE HIS WIFE THIS MAN HAS ALWAYS STOOD BY MY SIDE EVEN AFTER I CRUSHED HIS PRIDE I HAVE HURT HIM MANY TIMES HE OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN MY RHYMES HE HAS GIVIN ME A REASON TO LIVE BY GIVENG ME ALL HE HAS TO GIVE ONE THING BEFORE I GO MY LOVE FOR THIS MAN I WANTED TO SHOW I HAVE DONE YOU WORNG THIS IS TRUE WHEN IN A LOSS FOR WORDS SAY I LOVE YOU!

Poetry((horn N Mystic))
THIS GUY USED TO BE INTO PORN MOST OF YOU KNOW HIM AS HORN NOW HE HAS ONLY ONE LADY ON HIS DICK A LOVELY LADY WHO GOES BY THE NAME MYSTIC THEY MET ONLINE YES IT IS TRUE A ONLINE RELATIONSHIP WORKED FOR THESE TWO I WISH THEM THE BEST IN LIFE YOU SEE BECAUSE TAM AND LARRY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME HORN HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE TO LISTEN TO MY PROBLEMS AND DID WHAT HE COULD TO TRY AND SOLVE THEM LARRY WAS BLESSED WITH TAM IN HIS LIFE WILL HE EVER MAKE HER HIS WIFE HORN AND MSYTIC IN MY THOUGHTS YOU I WILL CARRY HOPPING I WILL BE THERE THE DAY YOU TWO GET MARRIED..

Leather Boots
Receiving sexual stimulation, Without manual masturbation; Getting such focused concentration With no communication. Doing what I want; When I say I want it now. Like when I tell you in my ass I want to feel you pound. Ropes and Gags, Whips and chains; Just lay back and enjoy the pain. Scream out mercy, While pleading for more. To spank your ass till red and sore. Lick my black leather boots All up the sides. My prey has no need With things like pride. Your orgasm only reached Long after I've had mine. Now burry your tongue In me, deep within side. Sip the nectar that both Our bodies produced. How easily men; us women seduce!! Now that is a night That will take long to forget. Be a good boy now, Swallow don't spit!!

Poetry((ron Warrior Of Storms))
AUDIENCE IN AWE AS I TAKE THE PLATFORM TO GIVE THIS TRIBUTE TO WARRIOR OF STORMZ THIS MAN HAS A PURE HEART OF GOLD A PLACE IN MY MEMORY HE WILL ALWAYS HOLD HE GETS ONLINE TO DO HIS PART LOOKING FOR THE ONE TO GIVE HIS HEART A LIFE OF SADDNESS AND SO BLUE THESE EXPERIANCES MAKE HIS FEELINGS TRUE HE FIGHTS THE STORMZ DAY AND NITE NEVER LETTING HIS DREAMS OUT OF SITE TO RON I LEFT A PRAYER TO ABOVE FOR HIM TO BE BLESSED WITH TRUE LOVE.......... WRITTEN BY LADY OF KAOS

Yes I'm A Taurus
Aries and Sex The Ram is more of a tiger where sex is concerned and, like many other sleek animals, loves the hunt -- that steady pursuit of the ultimate prize. Aries is a physical and fearless lover and is blessed with the stamina to go all night long. They are not afraid to experiment sexually in their quest for pleasure, which means an open-minded lover is a must. The Mile-High Club must have been invented for these folks! It's safe to say that Aries' lover must be able to satisfy, or the Ram will move on. The dominant sexual partner will likely be the Ram, and while eroticism is important, this sign also favors a mental connection. As if Aries weren't passionate and demanding enough, they also want to be made to feel secure in a sexual relationship, lest jealousy rear its ugly head. Taurus and Sex Taurus is one alluring package, thanks in part to their love of beautiful things. Those lucky enough to snare this lover will find that the best, amazingly, has been hidden f

My Dreams
my dreams r to meet famous people that i admire alot. become a famous singer and be admired.become an idol like my dad is my idol.i would love to meet my fav singers and fav bands.i would like to help other ppl. thats all for now ty

Stages Of A Female's Life
The last one is definately me. Someone has been taking my picture again without me knowing it. HA! HA! THE 5 STAGES OF A FEMALE'S LIFE 1. To Grow Up 2. To Fill Out 3. To Slim Down 4. To Hold It In AND 5. To Hell with it

Why Is My Heart So Worthless??
Why can't I meet a guy who will treat me like I deserve to be treated?? Its just not fair... I always put all I am into a relationship only to be dissapointed in the end... They always reel me in... and BOOM... I drown!! I just want love... is that so much to ask for??

Life Finds A Way
Sweet dream do you even know The words you write and what you sow How you affect my thoughts to be How you stir things deep within me Hope does fill me and so does fear Yet I seek you , your voice to hear For pains of the past built my wall And now you come and they fall You go where none have been let in And you stir my lusty thoughts of sin Passion that pulls me in your way My mind fills with you more every day Thoughts of the taste of our sweet kiss I wonder if your mind fills like this If you are drawn to me as I am to you This is something in me long over due Would you dream as I do of sharing life Would you share both the joys and the strife Face hand in hand all that will ever be Link your soul and mine through eternity It is clear we share much of the ways we see This world and of what we think it to be We share a passion for life and we feel You seem like a dream yet I know your real So I know this so deep and know it is true What will be will be ! Li

Garden Of Stones
Snow has covered her grave And flowers have withered away Could wind cries in the trees Frozen tears mark my grief The flickering weak candlelight Shatters the dead of the night I bury my face into my hand I try to speak but I cant With a breeze arrives a sparrow Lands on her gravestone I raise my head and realize I am no longer alone Haven of shadows in the garden of stones Cold wind blows out the flame And darkness surrounds me again The sparrow starts silently singing A song only she and I know I shed tears on her grave And silently whisper her name As cold wind still shakes the trees I know she now rests in peace With a breeze leaves the sparrow Flies into the unknown I bow my head and realize I want to follow

Stoopid Truck
So I while I got this truck that was I thought pretty great. We call it a truck, it's really a cheap knock off of an SUV Chevy Blazer...for those of you who don't know it's a GMC JIMMY. I've spent more money on that stupid thing than it's worth! I've had to put in 2 transmissions, a new front and rear axel, and I've just had to have the whole break lines replaced, new cv joints, and everything and now possible another transmission and a new heater. WTF!!!!!!! I got the damn thing for 2300. I GOT MORE TROUBLE THAN IT IS WORTH! If I had known it had trany issues before I bought it I never would have gotten the friggin thing! I hate it.

My Card
You are The Sun Happiness, Content, Joy. The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent. Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way. The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Not Sure About This One
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage100%Biting83%Whips83%Chains/Handcuffs33%Blood17%Blind Folds17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Drama, Bullshit And Everything Else In Between
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF FUCKING DRAMA. PLEASE NOTE I DO NOT TOLERATE DRAMA, GAMES, NEGATIVITY OR FUCKING BULLSHIT IN MY LIFE. IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THIS SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE, MY ADVISE STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. I DON'T NEED IT AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T NEED YOU! IF YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT ME, BE MY FUCKING GUEST. MY FRIENDS AND I KNOW THAT I AM A VERY FUCKING LOYAL PERSON AND I DON'T RUN MY MOUTH, PLAY FUCKING GAMES, DISRESPECT PEOPLE, DON'T CAUSE DRAMA......ETC. BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANNA BELIEVE. A GREAT BIG FUCK YOU TO THE FUCKERS THAT HAVE PUT ME THROUGH HELL RECENTLY. A GREAT BIG THANK YOU AND LOVE YOU TO ALL MY LOYAL FRIENDS. YOU ALL ARE WHAT MAKES ME WHO I AM. THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. MUCH LOVE

Seek Not My Heart
Seek Not My Heart by Kit McCallum Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it's been torn apart.

The Day After Christmas Nightmare
I work in a one hour photo lab. And its the day after christmas. I believe everyone got a new camera this year. We developed a 100 rolls of film!!!! For the first 4 hours our processor was down due to contamination. Get it started back up and an hour later the printer wants to not scan film anymore. Another hour later we get it back up. It was a HELL of a day. I really think we need to start selling a "how to use your digital camera for dummies" book.. I had 4 people come and yell at me telling me that something was wrong with their digital camera because they can only take 12 pictures with it. WELL YOU NEED TO BUY A MEMORY CARD. Well what is that? they ask me. And dont even get me started on why they cant cut their camera on. DOLLAR GENERAL batteries are NOT going to work in your camera!!! And then the other day a woman tells me i dont have a heart cause i would not sell her a copy of a porfessional picture. I told her that I work for WALMART im not allowed to have a heart. Well she d

Hopelessly Bound
Hopelessly bound unfettered by the chains of love's grip - greatest gift, fate's cruelest curse. Wherefore do I weep at knowing the joy, the warmth, at feeling the peace, the fire. Wherefore do I weep unable to complete , to be, unknown the kiss, the flames. Wherefore do I weep at loving not living seeing not touching breathing not sharing holding not loving? All, because I, The Fool, am no more?

A Christmas Without Booze
Who woulda thought My family wouldn't drive to drink enough to get buzzed this year lol ok so maybe their not that bad but close. One section of y family is very superficial and snooty, and those of you who know me know that isn't me. But christmas overall was great. My kids had the giving spirit which rocked. My friend danny gave my sissy and I each gift cards for a day at the spa which rocks. My best gift this year?? my oldest made me something at school and it will hang in a place of honor on my tree every year. I hope that you guys had decent christmas' I know that for some that is hard to do, however I do hope you did. Well I am goig to get back to work but if you need anything hit me up and when I get some free time I will get ya back *huggles*

Evolution 1
First of all... If you dont like the views of my last blogs... don't bother reading anymore of them... I don;t hold shit back and I don't play favorites... I speak things how I see them and don't care if anyone or no one agrees with me... I am not here to boost egos or to get into any rash debates... I dont care if anyone or everyone reads this... I am doing my blogs for me... and ONLY for me... So now that I covered that... Lets begin with the first blog in this series... It has been an interesting year... alot has happened and I want to take the time to write alittle about it... The first 9 months of it not many of you know about because i didnt get on CT until August, but hardly any of you knew me for the first month of the CT ride... It wasnt until September that I broke out of my shell on here... Funny how it pretty much came when me and Michelle split up in September... I found myself swarmed by new friends that I have found came to love... When I needed someone to talk to I f

Sick
I can,t seem to shake this cold and it really sucks.Yet for some reason now that I am sick,my sex drive is back........that is fucked.Well,the truth is I had sex with my ex and it wasn't what I expected or really wanted.What ever happened to good old -fashion rough sex?I mean come on guys..............I want to sweat out my cold,not be held and cuddled.I am not saying being held and cuddled is a good thing don't get me wrong.I like it rough DAMN IT.Since I like it rough,shouldn't I get what I wasnt,especially when I am sick?I hope so,after all it would be nice.

3 Am
I can't sleep, it's almost 3:30 a.m. where I am. It's not a huge deal though cause I don't start work til 2, but it still sucks. This seems to happen more and more frequently. It would be nice if my insomnia was productive, but I just lay here watching Nick at Nite and typing blogs LoL. At least it is the Roseanne marathon on tonight, that's my favorite show :)

Don't Make Me Over
[My fav song by: Sybil] Don't make me over Now that I'd do anything for you Don't make me over Now that you know how I adore you Don't pick on the things I say, the things I do Just love me with all my faults The way that I love you, I'm begging you Don't make me over (don't make me over) Now that I can't make it without you (I need you so) Don't make me over (can't do it to me) I wouldn't change one thing about you Just take me inside your arms and hold me tight I'll always be by your side Whenever you're wrong or right, I'm begging you Don't make me over (don't make me over) Now that I'd do anything for you (I love you so) Don't make me over (don't change, don't change, don't change) Now that you know how I adore you Don't make me over, don't make me over Now that you've got me at your command Accept me for what I am Accept me for the things that I do Accept me for what I am Accept me for the things that I do Don't make m

No More
you have takin my loving and niceness for ignorance I have been kind to you I have always been there for you but I am not ignorant to your game and I even know all the players in it but guess what once the last promise is filled I am done with you why still gonna keep my word to you well because a promise is never broken I will wish you best of luck and may one day you see that someone kindness is worth more then to be abused and used but for me I had enought and now that is said good luck in your life

One On Me...
I have to share this with ya'll. First of all my Mother is a Saint! And my Brother is the only man i will ever hug. Under my mom's christmas tree there were these two large packages..nicely wrapped..nice bows on each one, addressed to me from my little brother. During all the excitement, he slipped over, got them out and gave them to me. He then kinda slithered out of the living room into mom's kitchen....snickering. I knew something was up right then ,but I just didnt give it a second thought. As i opened the "gift" much to my SURPRIZE there, in Mom's house, I sat holding a box containing a 7 foot tall X 6 foot wide "love Swing" frame. All I could say was "thanks Kelly, I needed this "Light" frame for work." I took the other box and my new "Light" frame out to my truck with out opening any further. I will get him!

Take A Peek!!!
***THESE THREE(3) CONTESTS ARE NOW TAKING INs*** 1) WACKIEST INK - show us your far out, wild, funny, and odd tattoos 2) WORST MORNING PIC - do you dare share? 3) WHO's THE DARKEST OF THEM WALL - tales of the dark side ~ wiccans, pagans, me, you, etc... You can either leave a message in this sticky, reply to this sticky (which sends me a private message), or come to my Lounge to enter these contests Click here to visit my Lounge RULES: 1) you may NOT rate your own pic. 2) you may NOT comment bomb your own pic. 3) you may enter more than one. 3) you may use any means possible to get the most points EXCEPT comment and rate your own image(s)! 4) each contest will run for three (3) days. 5) start date will be Friday 29Dec06. All contestants will be awarded a small gift. The top two(2) - three(3) winners depending on how entrants. The winner will be decided by a totallity of ALL points and awarded a 1000-2000 gift depending on how many entrants.

Circle Of Love
Circle of Love By Maria Sears Before my husband and I purchased a small ranch in Idaho that included fifty head of Herefords, I never really knew much about cows. I used to think they were large, not particularly bright creatures who spent peaceful uncomplicated lives grazing in green fields or napping in the sunshine. But once we started living on the ranch, I started to pay closer attention and learned to appreciate them on a deeper level. I soon began to recognize the cows by their different markings, personalities and habits. I gave them all names, and they became my "pets" - in a wild sort of way. Two of my favorites were Freckles and her calf, Spunky. Freckles first came to my attention early one spring. The cattle had spent the winter months on our lower pasture along the river, but when the cows started calving, we decided to move them to one of the upper pastures near our house. The move was uneventful, except that we discovered that one cow was miss

Harry Potter Alter Ego
You scored as . Harry Potter100%Albus Dumbledore100%Draco Malfoy80%Remus Lupin75%Ron Weasley70%Severus Snape70%Sirius Black60%Hermione Granger60%Ginny Weasley40%Lord Voldemort20%Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?created with QuizFarm.com

What Kind Of Murderer Are You!!
What kind of murderer are you? Impulse Killer. You would kill someone out of rage. Isn't that cool? You'd get caught. Impulse Killers aren't smart.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Still In Boston
So sorry I havent been in touch.... I just wanted to sorta let my friends on here know what is going on... I am still on "vacation" Still in boston Ma. We will be leaving here on the first to come home. Mike is moving with me. I had a good christmas, Sure hope you guys did too. I got my engagement ring. I also got from Mike a "cladah" ring. I know that is not how you spell it but that is how you pronounce it and I have no ideal how to spell it so we will leave it at that lol. Well, in case you dont know what that is its an Irish symbol and Mike wears one so he got me one like it. You wear it with the point of the heart pointing towards you when you are taken. So he turned his around and got me one. IS that sweet or what??? We visited his daughters and grandchildren and told everyone that he is moving. Everyone is happy for him but they all cry cause he is moving so far away. Sucks that in order for me and him to be happy we make others sad. But we are not going to live in Texas fore

Long Scientific Personality Test
My score on The LONG Scientific Personality Test: ISFJ-The Protector(You scored 9% I to E, 63% N to S, 38% F to T, and 21% J to P!)The protector type is called such because you feel your life is best used to protect those you love from the pitfalls of life, to see to their safety and security. You belong to the larger group called guardians. You find great satisfaction in assisting the downtrodden. You are not talkative with strangers, but you can chat tirelessly with those you trust. You have a good solid work ethic. You are thorough and very likely frugal. You do not like to be in a place of authority, and will delegate poorly if forced into a lead position. You share your type with 10% of the population. As a romantic partner, you are generous and gentle. Occasionally you may be taken for granted because of this fact. You are tireless in providing acts of service for your loved ones. You run the risk of always being exhausted because you won't say no to your partner. You

Evolution 2
You know I have been a computer tech for the army for 6 years, but I have been playing online for 10 years... back when AOL first came out on dial up... I have seen it all on here... Sex, drugs, rock-n-roll, breaks-ups, make ups, orgy planning and web cam masturbating... Hell I have even done my fair share of things on the net... I am in any way shape or form a newbie to any of this internet shit... So I find it funny as hell when someone thinks they pull one over on me on the net... First of all... I wrote the book on inyernet spy games... so dont think for a second that creating some fake name with a bunch of phony pics is going to do anyone any good... I can sniff these profiles out like it was Phoenyx's dirty diaper from 3 weeks ago... Its an insult to think I am that naive to fall for it... Especially when you have done better in the past... Are you really serious to think its that easy to pull the woo over my eyes... Now lets pretend for a minute you haven't been there to

Mindfulness
Relief, Peace, well-being, joy and better relations with others will be possible if we practice mindfulness in our everyday life. I am convinced that everybody can practice mindfulness, even politicians, political parties, even the Congress. This is a body that holds the responsibility for knowing the nation's situation well, and knowledge of this kind requires the practice of looking deeply. If our elected officials are not calm enough, do not have enough concentration, how can they see things deeply?

I'm A Virgo....
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com OMG! I'm a sweet decent girl... Really! LMAO!

Just A Memory Now
Hello everyone...Visiting my aunts and thought i would check in and see what has been going on.I want to wish everyone the best and safest of holidays. Sence i have been off-line i have missed you all alot, espcialy my gang..To my sissys and cowboys i have missed you the most. Sence i have been off line i have begun to write some poetry again, and so i want to share with you all one that i wrote a few days ago, and would love your opinion....... Just A Memory Now Loving you wasnt something i had planed i wasnt looking for true love and now i am not so sure where i stand i guess it doesnt seem to matter any more i try to get your attention but you ignore me every time so tonight i am going to walk and leave it all behind and keep on going on what else can i do You said you loved me and i believed you so but now all this distance will keep us apart your just a memory now and maybe when i am blue and down one day i'll le

Hahahahahahaha!
Start at the bottom oh the horror -----Original Message----- From: Me Sent: Wednesday, December 27, 2006 10:36 AM To: Sister Subject: Re: not cool. Next thing I know I'll be cleaning my room!~ ----- Original Message ----- From: Sister To: Me Sent: Wednesday, December 27, 2006 10:25 AM Subject: RE: not cool. well it's a start -----Original Message----- From: Me Sent: Wednesday, December 27, 2006 9:58 AM To: Sister Subject: not cool. are you trying to teach me responsibility with this damn purse? I'm used to chucking them everywhere, now i'm so careful. i hate!

About New Years
So its almost new years...and i personally cant fucking wait for it to get here. Honestly its not for the party! Its simply because this year~2006!~ can KISS MY ASS! It sucked. I lost alot this year..family..self confidence...self respect...and a bunch more.It all started out with my best friend and I dealin with her husband..which soon led to a divorce..(IM HAPPY FOR HER!) But it was hard to see her go thru so much hell.Then two horrible things happened almost at the same time. My dad had a fall. He's a tall man so he fell quite far! He was hospitalized and we werent sure if there was goin to be permanent brain damage. It was so hard to see him in that state. For the longest time he didnt know who we were. He couldnt speak,,to make any sense at all. He had to go thru alot and is still feeling the affects. When he finally was able to go home he was still kind of messin up on his words a bit..and then he had a seizure. Im telling you it was hard to see a man that was so strong and smart

So Your Thinking About Friending Me...
I really don't care to have thousands of friends. I'd rather only have a few quality ones. Because I am lazy and haven't been on her very much I am giving up on deleting people who don't interact as I have become one of them by simple lack of presence on this site. Even though I prefer that you make an effort to interact if you friend me, I will now stop wasting my time sorting through my friends. I have only friened about 2 or 3 people on here that I actually know. I am not one to seek out random people to friend. So, if you would like me to interact with you, you will probably have to type to me first. Otherwise, I will just be a number on your friend collection tally as you will be on mine.

End World 2
Endless sun and sky, and who am I? These clothes, these eyes I look out of, I have no sense of self, on these sands. Have I walked for days or minutes? There is no salt in the air, dead blue sea, dead blue heaven. Have I died, am I somewhere else? am I someone else? Nothing in pockets, nothing in mind, I am as empty as this place. I look back, and see no tracks.

It Was The Dog, I Swear!
Brian entered the office of Plymouth Industries, swearing silently to himself. He had been out of work for nearly a month, and if he didn't get this job, he didn't know what he would do. He had just spent his last bit of money on a Taco Bell Bean Burrito, the cheapest fast food available, and now here he was awaiting the most important interview of his life. He was shown into the office of Mr. Schaefer, the head of personnel. Schaefer greeted him warmly and offered a seat in the beautiful leather chair in front of his desk. "OK Mr. Davis, let's get started shall we?" offered Schaefer. "I see you are applying for the position of accountant here. What are your best qualities in this line of work?" Brian began, "Well, I have 10 years of experience in accounting, and I ..." Brian stopped, as he suddenly felt with horror an impending gas build up from the burrito in his stomach. He tried not to panic and continued. "I was the senior accountant at the last company I was with." Oh

Is This Your True Love? Capricorn
Important note: This basic comparison chart is generated for the masses only. A Full Comparison chart involves a tremendous work and will help you to understand your business/emotional partner to great extend. Thus if you experience stress in your relationship a 90 MN taped Comparison chart between you and your lover or marriage partner is a must as to comprehend your celestial differences. This awareness will bring a huge difference in handling and understanding your partner and avoid heartaches. IMPORTANT note: the location of your Dragon's Head and tail by birth is extraordinary important and CAN NOT be addressed in these files. There is more power in your Dragon Head and Tail alone than the entire complexity of an astrological chart. Thus a soft Cancer or Pisces who inherited a self centered aggressive Tail of the Dragon in Aries or Leo will be far more selfish and violent than what a "sign" such a Cancer (loving/caring) should be. Remember these files are generated for the

It's Time For Me To Leave...
tomorrow afternoon i shall be gone. away to a far away magical place called atlantic city... i believe it's in the state of new jersey. ::smirks:: amy should be arriving here around two... in her car... with illegally tinted windows... and i should be hopping in and on my way to the taj mahal. for what you ask? gambling and drinking of course! then friday comes and it's off to the city. the big one referred to as new york by you non tri staters. for a dashing time filled with more drinking and even more people watching. saturday you ask? pennsylvania. morrisville that is... it's a small city... some would say tiny... but it has a very large personality living directly in it's center. FRED! and a party... possibly filled with his family members... and friends... who are all wonderful. when saturday is over i will be heading back home............ only to leave again. as for sunday you ask? ahh... new years eve... spent in the above

Why Fakers Are Fakin!
Did anyone ever think why fakers are faking? Maybe they have a horrible life for some reason or other and this is how they can make their lives better. We on here should all be smart enough to take every profile person with a grain of salt. After all ppl, this is the internet!! Fakers don't bother me, pictures are only pictures. It is the personality that counts in my book. And if someone is looking for love and expects to meet someone on here, I hope they remember, This is the internet!! Anyone can be fake. Maybe their pics are 10 years old or maybe they are someones elses, or maybe they are photoshoped. But what can't be faked is the personality behind the pics.

Vow
I can´t use what I can´t abuse And I can´t stop when it comes to you You burned me out but I´m back at your door Like Joan of Arc coming back for more I nearly died I came to cut you up I came to knock you down I came around to tear your little world apart I cam to shut you up I came to drag you down I came around to tear your little world apart And break your soul apart You burn and burn to get under my skin You´ve gone too far now I won´t give in You crucified me but I´m back in your bed Like Jesus Christ coming from the dead I nearly died I came to cut you up I came to knock you down I came around to tear your little world apart I came to shut you up I came to suck you down I came around to tear your little world apart Tear your little world apart And break your soul apart I can´t stop when it comes to you When it comes to you.

I'm Alive By Default.
Kicking kittens is probably the best thing to ever happen to me. Pull back. Release. And the rage is gone. Destroy the innocent. I fall to the ground and the grass stains my jeans. I think for a few moments about strippers and how I’m never on time. I realize that I can’t speak. There is no defense. And my mind is weak. Going home to pour myself a pot of coffee. And do my hair all up with a can of hairspray. It still doesn’t look as good as yours. I smoke a pack and forget- that I seek to destroy. I dress myself in plaid, and fall down the staircase. I’m up and I’m a lush. Blinds cover my eyes, and I’m really only hiding from myself. I draw pretty zombies in pencil. And ramble on the phone for hours. I just don’t want to be alone. My art history book makes good fire. And I don’t want to get out anyways. I’m a bit of a pyro and I will die happy. Up. In. Flames.

Not Original - But I Like It
The Rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates. com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What'd you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of other men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that w

The Night Before Christmas
Twas The Night Before Christmas - Adult Version 'Twas the night before Christmas, and damn it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either s

Why Why Why?
Why is it when you see the hole picture and you try and tell a friend that the guy she s with isnt good for her or her kids when he cant even respeact her and her friends so when she finally bracks it off with this ass hole he tells her every thing she wants to hear just to shut her up and he acts nice to her for a week or two then hes back to his jerky old self and in stead off seeing throw is lies she takes his word over her friends who are always there for you and she thinks that he makes her a better person which isnt true at all he makes her more uptight and bitcher towreds her friends we cant say anything to her or talk to her she doesnt stay home and help out anymore so all the work is put on the rest of us but she will go to his house and clean for him but latlu when it comes down to cleaning the house she lives in she leaves with that ass hole of a man she with if a guy cant respeact you or your friends than hes not the right guy for you or your kids there are guys ten times b

Soldiers Poem
Through thick and thin a soldier fights Not to go down without a fight, Lead a battle with all his might, He may find his own demise, piercing screams all around, soldier stands with all his might, 32 hours strong and not a rest in site. Death around so far and wide, Chose to fight for the right, and Lead a nation with all his might, Mortar shells hit all around, Bring to face a new reality, for His own has surely pass, He stands alone to face his own domain. Bringing to terms That he’s all alone, to fight for what he did not own. 10 men deep in front of him a Soldier fight with all his night Not to go down without a fight. Crippling blow from far away the soldier Is slipping away. Taken his dying breath all he says was May They see the price that’s paid.

Home Again
3 things, because i am very tired little tv's in airplane seats rock a pint of jack daniels is easy to get into an airport valuum are yummy glad to be off the plane... good to be home... tired... must let brain leak out of ear now

Stun Gun...way To Funny!
STUN GUN ... ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS. Too funny > ... > > Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This > was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a > "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. > > Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn > Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our > 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little > something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across > was a > 100,000 volt, pocket/purse sized taser. The effects > of the taser were suppose to be short >lived, with no > long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing > her adequate time to retreat to safety .... WAY TOO > COOL! > > Long story short, I bought the device and brought it > home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing > and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. > I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND > pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, > I'd get the blue arch of ele

Getting Lost
::EXPLODES:: I feel the warmth splash against my face Tongue tasting what has been craved Your body caves And heaves, and caves again And again Bucking against my mouth Pushing into my head Slickening the fingers working in and out Convulse, beg to stop The shaking’s too much You seem to want to catch your breath You look down To find me staring up Staring at the momentary satisfaction of your lust But of course that look is all it takes To refill the reservoir To reinstate the need to lay waste Grab my hair and twist Prying me off your hips Hold me down in a commanding grip Grip me And glide me between your lips Give a lick at what you miss My breath is booming I fill your mouth Feel it trickle down your throat I look down And suddenly it’s all gone I seem to have been in the shower all along The water seems to be running cold But the room is so damn hot Why did the dream have to stop? That was no where near as dirty as it would have been in a few min

Help
Hey Everyone!..I Hope I Can Get A Lil Help Here..Im At Level 19 And I Still Need Over 37,000 Before I Become Rockstar...Plz Take A Sec To Rate My Pics!!..It Would Help Me Alot..I Return The Fav!!...So If You Decide To Help Me, Lv Me A User Comment So I Can Get Ya Back! Thanks x0x0x -Ash Mrs.Flyhead@ CherryTAP

Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Chemicals
Sweat dripping down my naked, depleting body, no nutrition allowed to touch the shallowness of my lips. You created my dungeon long before I knew who you were. The mildew smells so potent it feels like my insides are going to burn me alive. You view me, touch me, taste me, at your pleasure, torture me with the pain I have caused you. Why can't I move, I can't move.... you fucken chained me, my arms are limp, the clamps are sculpting my skin to your liking. Blood is the only taste of life I am allowed as it trickles down my flesh. Why are you laughing..... because this dungeon is your heaven.... my hell has become your heaven.... feed me can't you see I need to live.... you eat as though you are in a feast.... feasting upon my frail body.... my legs wrapped around your devouring head.... licking, tasting, as I am an addiction, my pussy is your addiction..... you want to kill me don't you..... I asked you "how would you want to kill me" you s

Nobody Likes You
Never make a mistake That you can't forgive yourself for Never chase a dream That you don't want to catch Never give up Never say die Accept the unaccepted Expect nothing in return Share a kiss with a stranger Bare your soul to another Be all that you can't be Be aware that nothing is impossible Teach the world You have nothing to fear But the fear of living up to your potential

7 Kinds Of Sex
7 kinds of sex! The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS.

Fuck Me Savage...
Fuck Me Savage... I want you inside me Behind me, on top of me and beside me I want you to touch my tits Rub them hard, oh please don't quit Rub my pussy, rub it deep Make me cry in passion, make me weep Fuck me hard, fuck me savage Engulf my pussy, it`s yours to ravage Hear my moans, hear my screams Our sex surpasses even my wildest dreams I am yours, and you are mine Our bodies as one, crossing that line Falling over the edge, falling fast This type of passion is made to last ...

Week 2
EVERYTHING STILL GOING GREAT ONLY ONE MORE WEEK OF THIS DAME LIQUID DIET AND THEN I GO TO NASTY PUREES BUT ITS ALL GOING TO BE WORTH IT I HAVE LOST ALMOST 50 POUNDS SINCE MARCH 17 HAS BEEN SINCE SURGERY WELL THERE IS AN UPDATE FOR THOSE WHO CARE

His Dreams Come True
One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island for ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman in a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches him and asks seductively, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. So she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and after a long drag, says, "Man, oh man!" "Is that ever good!" She then seductively inquires "How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" Trembling, he replies, "Ten Years!" So she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, then pulls out a flask, and gives it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swing, and says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!" After this she start

The Festival
Brian Reese hopped on the Boonton train for Hoboken. He had heard that the Cinco De Mayo Festival in Manhattan was exciting and wanted to experience it for himself. The latin music, the food, the women in skimpy J.Lo’ish shorts and tank tops appealed to him. He wasn’t Spanish or Hispanic or the prevailing PR term popular these days – his dark hair and deep set brown eyes spoke of his Middle European decent- but that did not mean he couldn’t enjoy what they had to offer. Brian was meeting a friend of his that was not Latino either but had more experience with the culture than Brian did. And he spoke Spanish. And Brian figured that an interpreter was an interpreter, and a friend was a friend, and that both properties rolled on in could come in handy. It was when Brian received a voicemail message from his friend as he left the station that opened into Lower Manhattan that he heard the news: he would be solo in Manhattan at a festival he knew little about because of a problem about

To Mibs!
I met this guy MIBS...on this cherry tap..and he totally is the most rockn'guy i know! And he totally gives me support on this thing...and helps me with my troubles...and LIFTS MY SPIRITS!..so to MIBS i say...CHEERS!...ROCK ON DUDE...YOU ROCK!...and...I LOVE YA! Chow for now...Lynnie

To All Plz Read And Help Me Out If U Need Da Code Message Me Ill Send It
I need sum help I’m in a contest for the best ass on cherry tap so you guys think u can help me out?? Just click on da picture below to take you there Kim

Our Miracle
Into our hearts you fell. You soon had us under a spell. Brought to us from Ma and Pa and angel an angel above. We promised you everything especially love. Tiny small hands and two small feet. A tiny miracle to make our lives complete. God watched over us, with her for a while. Then answered our prayers with a smile. He knew this is where she was meant to be. It was his plan for her and our destiny. Adorable with big brown eyes, she puts sunshine back in our lives. She captured our hearts and set our lives a whirl. We are now adopting our precious baby girl. We waited so long for our dreams to come true. God gave us an angel, and that angel was you. Thank You Lord for a beautiful daughter to cherish and love. Thank you for the blessing you sent from up above. We've now been blessed , the gift God has given us and the privilege to be proud parents of lauren our precious angel from heaven above. I wrote this for my daughter she was 2 weeks old when we got her . To all