A man is going on a busness trip, and he has had problems with his wife cheating in the past. So he goes to a sex shop to get something to keep his wife occupied. He can't find anything he thinks will work so he goes to the cashier and tells him the problem. The cashier say's " I have just the thing" and pulls out a white box. Inside is a dildo. The Man say's " I've seen dildos before how will that help?" The Cashier say's " This is a voodoo dildo. Watch this. Voodoo Dildo door." And the Voodoo dildo jumps out of the box and starts to hump the door." Voodoo Dildo box" the Cashier say's. And the man say's " I'll take it." The man gives it to his wife and after a fews day's she gets lonely. So she pull out the box and say's "Voodoo Dildo cunt" and the voodoo dildo goes to work. After the woman has multiby orgasims she realizes her husbend never told her how to stop it. She gats to her car and is swerving all over the road and a cop pulls her over. "Miss have you been drinking?" And she responds " No its this voodoo dildo it won't stop fucking me." And the cop say's "Voodoo Dildo my ass."
