i recently had the pleasure of eating dinner with a true southern family when they bowed there heads to say grace it sounded a lil like this
Lord we would like to thank you for last weeks victory in daytona and may you bring another victory tomorrow at the brickyard may you also guide general motors hands as they fine tune the car for the race we would also like to thank our sponsors for putting forward the money the fund this fine bounty in earnhearts name we pray amen.
and since milk does not sponsor nascar billy and his 7 children all drank beer with dinner billy had budweiser since they sponsor jr and the kids all had busch n/a since they sponsor the minor leagues
the south will never rise agian thank your nascar for corrupting the south
