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The Sounds Of The Night
Passions revealed, desires sedated, never once believed, such pleasures awaited. Romance claimed lost, desire now greed, no estatic long nights, just fullfilling a need. But with lingering glances, on satin smooth skin, through the night we languish, in the erotica of skin. A candle lit dinner, alone to test our will, champaine on ice , inhibitions to chill. A fire in the hearth, our only light, yet hold back the urges, as passion fills the night. Caressing your hair, a masage designed to please, your breathing grows soft, a sensual tease. Lips finally meet, so tender and hoping, tounges intertwine, searching not groping. Finger tips trace, from your neck down your spine, awakening nerves the pleasure , devine. Cloths whisper as they fall to the floor, bringing pleasure in the skin they show, no rush no hurry all night, to take it slow. A trail of kisses, the soft backs of knees, bodys aching yearning, eager to please. By the
Too Many People
I have way too many frineds on here, so I will be cutting them down, email me if you still want to talk!?...
Sum One How Need's To Be Heard!!!
Hi, Nicoli here.....I am a young girl with a soft heart.....I need sum one to tell me...I am needed... I wont a bad boy...or girl to have my heart...if you think it's tell me...where, when, and how!!!
Cairo, Egypt - Al-qaida
CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida sympathizers have unleashed a torrent of anger against Al-Jazeera television, accusing it of misrepresenting Osama bin Laden's latest audiotape by airing excerpts in which he criticizes mistakes by insurgents in Iraq. Users of a leading Islamic militant Web forum posted thousands of insults against the pan-Arab station for focusing on excerpts in which bin Laden criticizes insurgents, including his followers. Analysts said the reaction highlighted militants' surprise at bin Laden's words, and their dismay at the deep divisions among al-Qaida and other Iraqi militants that he appeared to be trying to heal. "It's not about Al-Jazeera, it's about their shock from bin Laden," said Diaa Rashwan, an Egyptian expert on Islamic militant groups. "For the first time, bin Laden, who used to be the spiritual leader who gives guidance, became a critic of al-Qaida and is confessing mistakes. This is unusual." "God fight Al-Jazeera," railed one militant Web poster, callin
Bf/gf Application
bf application Body: bf application Body: If you're a boy, title this girlfriend application and if you're a girl then title this boyfriend application. Repost this and see who's eligible to be your special someone. Have fun!! Send it back in a message if you think you could get the job... :) lol Name: Age: Phone Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere? [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my bf/gf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your family? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if I didn't have one? [] smoke pot? [] sing car karaoke w/ me? [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't
One Side Of A Phone Convo Lmmfsao!
Ever been just sittin there, somebody else's phone rings, they answer it and start havin their conversation w/ whoever's on the other end o' da line.......... and what's being said is sooooooooo effin funny that ya almost piss yaself laughin?? Well, that happened tonight to me, my ex was talkin w/ one of his band members about guitars n amps , while we along with our son were in the van and tryin to be quiet so he could talk w/ his buddy right..... but when he started sayin certain things, we couldn't help but start giggling n laughin , started making hand gestures n such too lmaoo ....... ex tried his best to NOT bust up while on the phone w/ his buddy and was havin a very hard time NOT laughin lol...... I never realized b4 how SOME things while talkin about guitars n amps can be sooo funny and sound like somebody's talkin sex stuff, even if it's just all innocent bs talk. LOL My son and me cracked up listening to him chat away about how he needs to lube it up so it'll mo
Safe/sane And Consensual
Safe "Safe" means that we take care of each other as best we can, that no matter how we want our scenes, however gentle or rough, we do them in ways that do not injure our partners. "Safe" means that we take the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases seriously and use our best efforts to minimize those dangers. What can you do? Educate yourself. Learn as much as you can so that you can do safe scenes. That means read books, take classes, and ask others about specific techniques that interest you. Want to learn to use a cane? Ask an expert. Want to swing a flogger? Practice first on a pillow. Whether you're driving a car or tying somebody up, safety should always come first. It's especially important to not let your desire rule your good sense, so think about the specifics of your scenes outside of the scene. "Don't think with your groin." Sane Power exchange is about trust -- trust that the person who has the power in a scene will use it responsibly. If you are the Top
Friday, Oct 26!
go to the halloween party at bubble lounge, on central, tomorrow night! check out my pics, the flyer is there ^_^ i look forward to seeing everyone of you locals there! -audrey
7 Deadly Sins
Seven deadly sinscreated with You scored as Wrath Wrath 88%Lust 81%Sloth 56%Envy 6%Greed 6%Gluttony 0%Pride 0%
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Gay Celebrities..
Ok, so don't laugh right away, but I saw the Brave One last night. You know, that movie with Jodie Foster? Well apparently, you don't know. Apparently no one knows. Below is a picture to refresh you. It actually was an OK way to spend 2 hours (yes, 2 hours). Anyways, I started to wonder how people don't realize that Jodie Foster is a complete DYKE. I mean, not even the slightest bit of lipstick is on this lesbian. She now sports the haircut that all boyish dykes and also every gay, male hairdresser has. My ex had it. He is a hairdresser. Melissa Etheridge had it and Ellen still rocks it. Umm, I'm pretty sure Anne Heche had it. And that weird gay guy with the bloated chipmunk cheeks on Entertainment Tonight, Cojo. This is Cojo. This photo is not photoshopped. His cheeks are actually this bulbous. This isn't really the hair I'm talking about, but at one point, he had that haircut that Jodie did. Yea, he had it. Btw, do you think he is bulimic or just addicted to plastic
Name Change?
ok wants to change my name on here , too many wildcats around , so far with the help of a few friends we came up with some names and im sure a few more of you have some awesome ideas , anyhow gonna list the names we have thought of so far .... which ones do you like? or do you have a better suggestion? FabulousNThickBBW SweetThickness P.H.A.T~Pretty Hot And Thick Thyck~A~Lishious Thickilicious Topaz
Things I Love...
Here are some of the things that keep me smiling... Meet Windsor! He is 4 years old. He loves riding in the car and sleeping in my arms. I do love him. This is Darryl Christopher. He is 30, as of September 14. He loves the South Carolina Gamecocks, his Alma Mater. Actually he loves all things football. He also has a brilliant smile and cuddly big arms. This is my sister, Caroline Grace. She is a gorgeous little muse. She is going to rock the world with a novel she is finishing. I can't wait until she shares it with us all. On very special late nights, she calls and reads little parts to me. My 2007 Civic EX. Not a gas guzzler because I'm not an a**hole! I got her this year and I plan to spruce her up. I won't trick her out too much though.
Art Is Love.. Read My Book!
Do you love your Art? What would you do for it? I am breathing art 24 hours a day. I am also a writer of fiction, in addition to my music. Here is just a snippet of something with which I am working. Whew. Ok, read on. Hope you enjoy. The Gift Little Merryl curled her small, tan knuckles around the scissor handles. She gripped a box corner in her tiny hand, wedging the other edge against her abdomen. She was wrinkling the already crinkled folds. He reached over and steadied her grasp. He was dark, much darker than Merryl, and gentle. He glowed tender blue eyes at her, an abnormality to his race. His breath caressed her sun kissed cheeks as he leaned in to assist. “This one isn’t wrapped with all your love” he scolded. “I don’t want to wrap, it takes too long” she whined up at him, batting smoky eyelashes over enormous black pupils. He was a wise man, beyond his years. So, he never taught little Merryl the way an adult teaches a child. He spoke to her as a peer, an equal
Hi All
just writing to see im so confused about my life lately i have alot of decsions to make about my life,,,sighssss,,,i am not a happy woman as of now,,,i have no life and i dont get out and have fun at all ,,,im hoping to move back home real soon please think good thoughts for me my friends love ya sandy xoxo and have a great weekend
Cats Thoughts
1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener. 2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? 3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs? 4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives? 5. Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these STUPID dogs to do anything for us? 6. This looks like a good spot for a nap. 7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener. 8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place? 9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering? 10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss!
Ok, Just Shut Up!
Do you know who Sherri Shepherd is? Well, I do and I bet I did before you did! She was that funny black woman on Friends a few years back. She was also in the Fox comedy about wedding planners. It was a moderately humerous show, but I think it was cancelled. Anyways, who knew she was such a complete idiot. Not just a normal idiot, the HEIGHT of idiocy! When I first heard some mumblings of her not believing in evolution, and also the purported touting of her Baptist upbringing, I did not take interest. Her statements about evolution did show a lack of self education, but this was only mildly annoying. But then, I was listening to OutQ on my Sirius satellite radio (if you don't have Sirius, you're not living- you cheap bastard), and I heard a clip of Sherri Shepherd. I had to go home and research this for myself. I watched the entire episode. Just so you know, I don't care what type of spin she tried to put on it the next day, the stupid heffer thinks that the world is flat! Do you thin
Knowing When To Shut Up
In light of recent events in the news, I have started to develope a particular paranoia. Case in point; I was on layover at this little airport in Minnesota, when I suddenly had the urge to use the restroom. I sat quietly in my stall, tapping my right foot in a morse code pattern that spells out the letters ',' as one normally does. Anyways, so an individual square of toilet paper managed to mysteriously detach itself from the roll, float down below the stall wall, and into the stall to my left. Odd, right?! That's what I thought! But whatever! So I reached over to get it. I mean, even though someone was in the stall next to me, waste not, want not! I don't even know what that means, but my mother always said it to make me eat my broccoli. WELL, some fellow has the NERVE to push some badge looking thing under the door?! Now, first, let me tell you who I am. I don't want you to think I'm some sort of idiot who goes into bathrooms known for public sex and seeks to engage in illegal
What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)Updatedcreated with You scored as PassionYou are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change? Passion 67%Mysterious 67%Eyes full of Pain 50%Anger 50%Diamond Eyes 42%
Master And Slave
I am ur master and u mi Slave. we are not equal. we are opposites of the whole complimenting one another fullfilling each other's needs completing the circle. In the eyes of my soul, You are a Master and I a submissive, You have the instinctive need to control, possess, defend and provide for me. I have the instinctive need to please, trust, honour, and obey You. In the eyes of my soul, You are a Master and I a submissive . You stand in front of me to protect me. You stand next to me to share with me. You stand behind me to support me. I kneel before You out of my deepest respect. for You have proven Your worthiness to me. In the eyes of my soul, You are a Master and I a submissive, You teach me, You guide me, You give me strength. You are my light in the darkest of night. my submission is all that I have to offer. You're acceptance of this sacred gift
Ramblings Of Thoughts...
i cant even begin to verbalize how i am feeling right now, but i can try. i feel so alone, so lost, so numb, and yet so emotional. i hate my life, i am so depressed i can't stand it. i have this feeling in my stomach, this constant unsettling feeling. it's always around, especially when HE isn;t. like i need something, or someone so bad, i cant take it, idk what i need, but i need it so badly. im going to break soon, any time, idk when, i cant predict it, but its going to happen and its going to be a disaster. i hate that i am one of those girls that get so wrapped up in a guy she can't live without him, or feels that she can't. coz thats how i feel about my ex. damn i hate that i have to call him my "EX" that's probably the saddess thing in the world, coz he's the only thing that ever makes me feel comfortable. when i am with him, i'm ME. I am happy, i am alive, i am complete, i am loved. I need love. i need to be held, i need to be kissed and i need to be told i'm beautiful. bu
Frozen Tushie
ok, that was a big friends 2 german sheppards got out and i had to chase them down....bad part it's colder than a witches tit on a mid night flight and i only had my t shirt on....never and I mean NEVER gonna do that again. I didn't even have on my shoes.... brrrrrr... now i'm gonna go jump in a hot shower...drink some hot chocolate and try to warm my poor frozen ass up...yell if ya wanna
Compare Too
My chest hurts when I see you But In a different way. My Legs Get weak when I just think about my lost Trust, looking deeply in Eyes that are not mine In a different way, Just Careless thoughts I wonder lost deeply in decay, was it that trust never had a chance or this Machine call Love fail, Or is it these small caves holes we hide in to miss the untruths that fly past me, Not Taken the Chance to Be Knock Down once again In my short life time, never Listening to My Unsweetened words that have crashing sounds, Sounds of the same untruths you Compare that make no Sense, We hear what we want to hear in a Different way, Just my Truth you Compare to all the untruths is what you have to compare too, CPR 2007 James Landry
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My Playlist For Requests
WINAMP playlist 706 tracks in playlist, average track length: 3:46Estimated playlist length: 44 hours 28 minutes 53 seconds (673 tracks of unknown length)MAKE REQUESTS HERE! Right-click here to save this HTML file.Playlist files: MAKE REQUESTS HERE! 1. The Doors - Light My Fire - (7:05) 2. Nashville Teens - Tobacco Road - (2:26) 3. 2- SaveNetRadio-MUSIC-(TIME0026) 4. 03-twisted sister-white christmas 5. Pink Floyd - The Happiest Days Of Our Lives - (1:50) 6. 10CC - Good Morning Judge - (2:51) 7. 10cc - Art for art sake - (4:20) 8. 10cc - Im Mandy, fly me - (5:18) 9. 10cc - The Wall Street shuffle - (3:52) 10. The Sweet - Action - (3:44) 11. Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb - (8:09) 12. Pink Floyd - The Trial - (5:20) 13. 38 special - rockin
Firefighter Prayers
Have You Ever...
Have you ever just felt unwanted or unneeded in a friendship? Have you felt when the person enters the room you instantly dont feel like you belong there. Have you ever felt close yet so far away in a friendship? Have you felt more distant than close when you are in a room together? Have you felt like just giving up and moving on? Have you felt that you will never be able to fix it? Have you felt lost in words when they talk to you, mostly because your stunned they gave you a time of day? Have you felt like telling them to fuck off if they cant get their act together? Have you felt that would be the hardest thing to do? Have you felt that maybe it should be done? Have you felt that when you came to see them, you came for them, yet your not accepted by them but only by the rest of the family? Have you ever felt why bother? I feel alienated by you.... ^..^
Moving On Poem
I keep moving along One day it’s you The next it’s someone new I know I need to stop and plant myself Grow some roots but I can’t deny this restlessness That takes a hold of me I keep searching for the way it used to be When I was in love with you and we were so free You set me on fire with every kiss Your eyes seared me with each breath And your face and touch is the one I miss But what a mess we made And we both went our own way So I keep moving along Waiting for someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is just the way it is But what a mess we made The hurt and pain that cut us deep The words we should have hid away Accusations and resentments Piled up so deep We had to swim our way out Or we would have drowned So who can blame you and me So I keep moving along Wanting someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is the way it is I pr
Can I Have A Kiss? (lyrics)
Can I Have A Kiss" Excuse me for this I just want a kiss I just want to know what it feels like to touch Something so pure Something I'm so sure of What it feels like to stand outside your door I'm unworthy I can see you're above me But I can be lovely, given the chance Don't move I want to remember you just like this Please, don't move It's only a breath or two between our lips I know why you left I can't blame you myself Must be hard living with such an empty shell But if I can't hold you Can I have a kiss? I see that you're torn I've got some scars of my own Seems I want what I know is gonna leave me hungry All I have All I can give to you I will Just promise this If I can't have forever Can I have a kiss?
Forbidden I dreamt of you last night Out of nowhere you were there And I woke up crying In my dream I felt so whole So wanted So loved When I woke up I lost you And now I'm afraid I'll never feel that way again Not in real life anyway I'll never want anyone but you But you're just a dream Way out of reach And I can't have you I guess I'll just have to live with the creations of my sleeping mind Because in reality You're forbidden And you can never be mine
Samhain Ritual
As this high Sabbatt swiftly aproches i thought i would dig out a ritchal to share and i came across this one i wish all Brother's and Sister's of the craft a blessed Samhain and may the Goddess walk with you on your path Cleanse the circle area with your besom (broom). Cast the circle in your normal manner. Have everyone ground and center themselves, and bless and welcome all. HPS: Once again we meet to turn the wheel. It is the festival of Samhain, the eighth and final spoke of the wheel. On this night, we perceive that the boundaries between the worlds are thin, less defined. The souls of either realm might look beyond the veil and glimpse the other side and perhaps pass through. Our Lord Sun has become the Lord of Shadows. The days grow shorter, the nights cooler. Divination is at it's peak of performance. CRONE: The Cosmos tonight provides a mirror of your soul. Reflecting the cycles of your life that you create. On this night of darkness, look to the mystery
Stolen Passion
first i must confess...i got this from someone elses mum, but it touched me I carry it around for days, weeks, until finally the smallest of life's moments opens the door and it all tumbles out, sometimes in tears, sometimes in screams, sometimes in a heavy sigh and a sudden release of tangled, tight muscles. It could be that smile you needed so desperately. It could be the purple and gold sky as the sun sets. Or it could just be the quietness of the house at the end of the day. And when that moment has settled, clearing the way for the next one to come, you realize what you truly long for is that continuous cycle of being emptied and filled and emptied again so that your life and your days resemble the only thing that can fill the ache--passion.
Maybe (lyrics)
"Maybe" I'm strong But I break I'm stubborn And I make plenty of mistakes I'm hard And life with me is never easy to figure out, to love I'm jaded but oh so lovely All you have to do is hold me And you'll know and you'll see just how sweet it can be If you'll trust me, love me, let me Maybe... Someday When we're at the same place When we're on the same road When it's okay to hold my hand Without feeling lost Without all the excuses When it's just because you love me, you let me, you need me Then maybe... I'm confusing as hell I'm north and south And I'll probably never have it all figured out But what I know is I wasn't meant to walk this world without you And I promise I'll try to give you every little part of me Every single detail you missed with your eyes Then maybe... One day We'll meet again and you'll need me, you'll see me completely Every little bit maybe you'll love then I don't want to be tough And I don't want to be proud
I Feel So Deserted
Okay well in my last blog I wrote and told everyone about me having surgery and my dad kicking me out and me being homeless. okay well my surgery went fine, but i am still homeless. and i am totally broke. my check was only 100 dollars this week because i had to make the last payment on my co pay for the surgery. Well as if thats not bad enough, I think I have lost the best friend I have ever had. His name is Ethan and he means the world to me. I fell in love with him and a couple months ago he said he loved me too, but he really didnt, i just pressured him into. anyway, i was never able to resolve my feelings for him to just be his friend, i have been trying, but its so hard. well anyway, last night he told me he wanted a non serious relationship but also be able to see other people and it hurt me real bad. so bad that ive said a lot of hurtful things to him since then and now he is upset with me, and the thought of losing him completely shatters my insides. I would do anything for hi
What Tree Did You Fall From?
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree you fell from, but do not forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like ... Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypr
This Is It I Swear
I have been trying to do the dating thing for a while. I am so tired of men who assume that me being a mom means that I am going to have sex with them. I just want to find a good man to love and who will love me. I am not looking for a dad for my children. Is it so wrong to want a man to love me?? I am starting to think so. I am giving it 1 month and if I have not found a suitable man to date, then I am giving up on men for good! I will not be a lezi. I will just be a single mom who cares not for men and their problems.
Finally Got It!!!
ok ppl I finally got the link here it is!!! Contest starts 9 pm central time and ends at 11. Thanx guys!!!
The Answer
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St.Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?" St.Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer." So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?" God simply replied "You are what you are." The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?" The zebra, looking puzzled, answered, "No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.'" St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes." The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that for certain?" "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is." If you laugh at this,
My Family Members
My family is people who have rated me they will be the people I rate first Thanks James
Far Away from it all You and Me With Noone else around A Brand new start is all we need All we need to mend these hearts Back to the beginning Be Still Let it Go Before we lost hope When we still touched And love wasn't So Hard Be still I already know Foolish one With a Smile You Don't Have To Be Brave Everytime we fall down But We're Falling from Grace I'll Gladly Climb over your walls If You'll meet Me halfway Slow, Slow it Down Why do we run We're Missing so much Babe Just lay in my arms awhile Be still We should've known Foolish one with a smile You don't have to be Brave I'll gladly climb over your walls If you meet me halfway Everytime we fall But We're Falling From Grace Here's My Hand and my Heart It's yours to take.
Coffee Anyone?
Coffee anyone? You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, e
Halloween 2007
My husband (J) and I went to an awesome Halloween party last weekend. We’d decided last month we wanted to go, when we met a couple (T and P) at the August party we wanted to see again, and, I wanted to go to a costume party. :) I found my costume a few weeks ago. I was the “Stitch Witch”. J was a biker. (YUMMY)… We weren’t sure if our friends M and K were going to go, but as long as T and P were going, we were there! After a long drive, and a shower, we were ready to go. M and K were there already… they’d gone straight to the party. M took a picture of me from under the table! The hosts post pictures of the parties on their site, and there they are. LOL T and P finally showed up. T got J to dance, even. :D Well, much flirting ensued. M was drinking a LOT. They had “underwear roses” on the tables, and M said if I found him one in black, he’d wear it. A challenge? I accept… I had one for him in about 15 seconds. :) Five minutes later, M comes to the table… his jea
Bombfest Tonight
Tonight we are entering Sexi_moma_79 in bombfest. Please be there and show your support of her. Bombfest runs from 9-11 central standard time. Please drop by and drop as many comments as you can during that time period. The link to her contest picture is and will not work until the contest is open. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007
Story Of A Cab Ride
STORY OF A CAB RIDE Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, then drive away. But, I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself. So I walked to the door and knocked. "Just a minute", answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 80's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one h
Contest Tonite
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To All The Soldiers...
hey guys:) I would like to personally invite you to check out fubars hottest new lounge. Its called fubars afterhours. I am the manager:) We are currently having a referrals contest so if you could please stop by.. id really appreciate it. just click the banner below AND PLEASE DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE WHEN YOU GET THERE, AFTER YOU SUBSCRIBE PLEASE SAY NEABEAR SENT ME, OTHERWISE I DONT GET CREDIT THANKS!!! ~*~Neabear~*~
First Grade Wisdom
The first grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses............until they stop running. 2. Strike while the...............bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before...........Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of...........termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water 6. Don't bite the han d that.............looks dirty. 7. No news is....................impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a....................MR. 9. You can't teach an old dog new..............math. 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..............stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust...
Here's The Link Ppl!!
Hey everyone here's the link for the bombfest tonite.....there is also a link in my comment box.....Thanx everyone!!!! is from 9-11 pm central time!! /">" target=_blank>/">" border=0>
Beccaz one of those people that I've met threw a mutual friend, seeing her on other friends page and a few comments she'd made on the mumms caught my eye. I could tell she was pretty all right ... I knew I could be friends with her -but, I was yet to know HOW MUCH so! Our friendship grew from threw the mumm comments to shoutbox and profile comments. She'd already found a spot in my heart and was such a bright spot - but again, I never knew how much so. Like much in life, Time will tell! Well in the time we've gotten to know each other that 'bright' spot has blossomed into a warmth that is shared by only people who live it - knows! So I welcome all the spotlight reader to met Beccaz ... I suggest wearing shades - Cause shes Glowing bright! redbeccaz~Thanks Greg!~@ fubar ~CONGRATULATIONS~ BECCAZ So you've won the convened "SUNDAY SPOTLIGHT" ... I'll be sending you your own original one of a kind - "Sunday Spotlight" tag very soon. Hopefully the honor g
Tube-off Challenge..go To His Page N Vote N Speak Up!plz...i F*d Up My Blog
The §even And 1... M, 22 Saint Louis, MO The Tube Jump Challenge created @ 2007-10-25 08:35:33 -- expires in: 14 hr [EVERYONE] I claim to be the "Tube King". I don't mind stepping down, as long as it is to a worthy Opponent and a master of the Tube themselves. I have been challenged to a "Tube Off", and my thought is "Who's gonna take this all the way?" Who do you think is the tube master tn=1" border=0> 82 votes 262 views 16 comments Myself, The Seven ** OR ** Her, JohnJacob...
Please Help A Very Good Friend
Would everyone here please welcome back a very close friend, Mz, Tastytease shes a great person very warm heart,,,thanks to all *~MZ. TA$TYTEA$E~*the bitch is back@ fubar
Red Marbles
RED MARBLES I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes, but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr. Miller (the store owner) and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. They sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good. Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like take some home?" asked Mr. Miller. "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here." "Is that right? Let me s
Dream Man
Dream Man In my dreams I've held you I've kissed you I've loved you I've made love to you And I feel euphoric When I wake up You're gone I feel a terrible sense of loss I am empty without you Tonight, somehow ,some way I will find you again.
F*cked Up Ppl me with this plz?? How can a guy say that he hasnt taken a female out of an "equation" yet dates someone else when that female is around him pretty much everyday. Also, still hugs, tickles, ect that female that he by-passed? OR, a guy says he cares for a female and yet he doesnt want to rebound her and says things that someone else supposedly created to make it out to be that female who is lieing?? WTF?? PLEASE! someone help me out with this?? I am really confused! Men are so complicated!!!
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person?+ +Rules: Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself!+ 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would u fuck me in? 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i fucked you? 7. Would u fuck me in the shower? 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me? 9. Would u have 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 12. Where would you fuck me? 13. Would u fuck me in front of people? 14. Would u fuck me again? 15. Would u fuck me in the rain? 16. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star? 17. Would u have phone sex with me? 18. Would u cheat on me? 19. Would u break my heart? 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? 21. Would you fu
Hey Guys Help Me Out
hey help me level up my husband he is uscoastguardcwo3 all the help we can get would be appreciated
Divorce Letter... Pricless
DIVORCE LETTER... PRICLESS Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I hav
Dear Daddy
Dear Daddy Why do you hurt me so? Don't you know it breaks my heart Every time I see you go? What's even worse is the waiting For you to come back again. Why do you do this to me? Don't you love me? And every time you leave Mom complains about how You only want to skip out on the support money Is this true daddy? Don't you want to see me? Dear Daddy Why do you lie to me so? Why do you say you want to be with me When you're gone for so long? I hate it when you say you'll call Then don't. Don't you care about me at all? Please answer my questions Bacause I can't do it on my own The only conclusion I can Come up with Is that you wish I was never born. Dear Daddy Tell me this isn't true And that you're glad that I'm aprat of you. Tell me the real reason you do this to me. Explain it so that everyone can see That you really do want me. Dear Daddy Why are you so quiet? You look so sad You look as if you're about to tell me something That could on
Halloween Humor
#1 REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!! A couple were invited to a swanky Halloween costume party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party As her husband didn't know what her costume Was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, with every nice 'chick'he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his tim
I'm getting married in Fort Wayne Indiana on June 1st, 2008. I will only have internet for a little while longer because I am moving there soon.
Cash Dump
There is going to be a $23,742 cash dump here real shortly. Are you going to get any of it? .¸¸. ºÖº.¸¸. ºÔ ºÖº.¸¸. ♥♥♥ Sweet Package ♥♥♥ .¸¸. ºÖº.¸¸. ºÔ ºÖº.¸¸.
At Home Finally
I am back home fro a few and would like to thank you for all the love , i am very sick and am making it day to day, please keep me in your prayers and blessings, ill will be on when i can get on, been very rough , and had surgery, which was quiet pain full and took allot of my energy away, i missed everyone and hope all my friends support me , thank you all.......Billy Tucker aka Just Shizzle
My Lover In Dreams
What once was light is now only shadow. Life is no longer joyous as it was in days gone by. As I stare out the window at the rain falling softly, I can only wonder when my desire will come back. When he will come back. If I stare hard enough, long enough, I can see a figure on horseback coming down the lane. My lover rides to me on a steed as dark as raven's wings. As I run through the rain, my lover collects me up into his arms and away we fly to our place of secrets and passions. The pace of the beast below us is a mimicry of our past intimacies, the draw and thrust powerful under our bodies, reminding us of past experiences in each other's arms. The horse slows as we near our destiny, instinctively knowing that we want to arrive quietly, relishing the moment, remembering every breath, every sigh. As I awaken on a quickened breath, I can feel my rain-drenched skin against the rough, dry sheets of the bed on which I lay. I smile, running my hands through sodden hair, knowi
Someone with VIP status willing to trade lots of 11s each day during happy hours. Only serious people with serious amounts of photos apply. I have like 80+ a day that I can rate someone with but will only rate someone who will do the same for me.
Soulmates I don't know you And you don't know me But I feel what you feel And you feel what I feel The lonliness, the longing For something not quite there Especially when we see a pair Of lovers hugging and kissing Will we ever meet? Will we ever know love? Will we ever be able to explain The tie we share Or should we not question Something that must be A gift from above? All I know is I need you As you need me For we are soulmates Destined to be
The Winter Horseman
across the cold hills the horseman rides, seeking out his hallowed prey. the moonglow turns the icicles silver, softening their jugular bite. when the cruel dawns dispels the night, the hunter claims his hollowed prey. why were the few unfortunatly numbered flowers cut? noone knows and noone will, till the horseman rides again.
Help Me
Okay i need some help here I think it is time for a change and I want to start with my hair. Now i am a natural blond should i go back to that, stay with the color i have or go for something different. Need i say I have had my hair just about every color of the rainbow so give me a hand here people!
Secret Admirer
Secret Admirer The world around me seems to disappear whenever I hear your voice I usually try my hardest not to feel this way but with you I really don't have a choice You've penetrated the walls I've built around my heart I'm so afraid of what you would Say if you knew I felt like this I don't want to take the chance that you'll end up breaking my heart I feel as if I'm not good enough for you In looks and personality But when we talk, I feel as if I were made for you I wish I knew which feeling is fantasy and which is reality I'm so confused I don't know what to do Should I pretend I feel none of this Or should I take the chance and tell you what I feel for you?
Story Behind My Latest Pic Posting...
Recently, I had a conversation about what high school was like with my g/f. Along the way we talked about some of the school dances we went to, including the big two, the proms. Well here's the story of my dance experience from 2003 to 2004. In 2003 I was a junior when I was nominated to be on the Basketball Homecoming court. We had a King, a Queen, and attendants. I was nominated to be an attendant, since you had to be a senior to be King or Queen. The thing about the dance was, it fell in the middle of the winter. Which meant it was likely to be cancelled if a big enough storm should hit. Well, I think it was moved back two or three times that year to accomodate for snow and ice cancellations which cancelled all other nighttime activities as well (basketball games, dances, etc.). So I went to the dance, but I didn't have a date. Never really wanted to get one at the time. So, I went solo. But there was still the matter of the introductions of the nominees. Well that's when a g
For You Are The One
For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek. For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side. For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul. For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means. For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give. You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find. For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love. - Chris Messick -
Top Ten Reasons Halloween Is Better Then Sex
10) You're guaranteed to get a little something. 9) The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 7) Less guilt the morning after. 6) IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY FANTASIZE YOU'RE SOMEBODY ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE. 5) FORTY YEARS FROM NOW, YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY. 4) IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR. 3) If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go again. 2) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 1) You can do the whole neighborhood!!
The Meaning
To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and sincere words of praise to take time to share to listen and care in tender, affectionate ways. To love is to have someone special one who you can always depend to be there through the years sharing laughter and tears as a partner, a lover, a friend. To love is to make special memories of moments you love to recall of all the good things that sharing life brings love is the greatest of all. I've learned the full meaning of sharing and caring and having my dreams all come true; I've learned the full meaning of being in love by being and loving with you. - Kellie Spehn -
Vocalist of one of the biggest rock bands in Asia, L’Arc~en~Ciel. With spiritual rock as the concept, on October 17, 2001, HYDE began his solo activities by releasing his first single, "evergreen" from his own label, Haunted Records. Following the debut single, he released his 2nd single, "Angel's tale" on December 12, 2001, a beautiful ballad which you may want to call "a Christmas song in HYDE's vision." Then, on February 27, 2002, he released his third single, "SHALLOW SLEEP" with a pop-beat tune, which has a different taste from the previous two singles. HYDE's long-awaited first solo album entitled "ROENTGEN"(Japanese Version) was then released in Japan, on March 27, 2002, and its INTERNATIONAL VERSION, which consists of all English-language recordings, was released in all of the Asian territories only. The second stage of HYDE's solo career started off with the "HELLO" single (released on June 4, 2003 ) becoming ..1 on the ORICON charts. A very rock sound, which was a complete co
Love Defined
What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o’erthrow? What is love, but a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life’s brief years? So I’ll tell it on the mountaintops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow. - Matt Dubois -
Miyavi, born September 14, 1981 in Nishikujo, Konohana-ku, Osaka City, Japan, work=Miyavi reveals his family history is a Japanese solo rock artist and former guitarist (under the name ?) for the visual kei indies band Dué le quartz, which disbanded in 2002 . In the same year, Miyabi announced that he was going solo, changed his name to Miyavi, and released his debut album Gagaku He soon signed a contract with PS Company along with other artists such as Alice Nine, Kagrra,, Gazette, and Kra. In October 2004, Miyavi released his first major single ??????-??????????- (under Universal Records Japan) and began to credit himself in the songwriting credits in his liner notes as "Myv". His first major album, Miyavizm, was released in June 2005. Biography Early life Miyavi was born in Nishikujo, Konohana-ku, Osaka City, Japan. His mother is Japanese and his father is a second generation Zainichi Korean work=Miyavi speaking at a conference work=Miyavi clarifies rumors whose par
New Foundrymusic Writers: More Opinions Than You'll Ever Need
A few weeks ago, we put the word out that we needed some help reviewing some of the massive amounts of product that comes our way. The response was OVERWHELMING to say the least, and we're still picking through a pile of writing samples. Today, we're happy to share with you three of our latest FoundryMusic team members; all of whom have tackled the world of movies, music, and literature like no opinionated ass has ever done before. Let's meet them, shall we?: FoundryMusicCos (hey stupid, get us a photo) - from the bowels of West New York, comes a man who can digest an entire Kevin Smith book in an afternoon. His reviews include: The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star My Boring-Ass Life: The Uncomfortably Candid Diary of Kevin Smith Hack: How I Stopped Worrying about What To Do With My Life And Started Driving a Yellow Cab FoundryMusicKevin (bonus points for scoring the picture with Will Smith) - Hailing from the music business, but commenting on the
Name: Gackt Camui (he says his real name is Camui M. S. Gackt) Sex: Male Age: He claims to be over 400 years old... Birthdate: July 4, 1540, he says; rumors say the actual year was 1973 (further sources have said that this birth year is not far off, though Gackt will not release the actual date for publicity reasons) Birthplace: Okinawa Hometown: Kyoto Height: 180cm (about 5' 11") Weight: 60 kg (132 lbs.) Bloodtype: A Waist: 68 cm (about 27 in) Ring size: 10 - 14 Inner leg (inseam): 90 cm (35.4 in) Shoe size: 25.5 cm (10 in - size 8) Eyesight: 3.5 Favorite Comic: Banana Fish Gackt was once part of Malice Mizer, a well-known J-rock band but later went solo. Although he is no longer part of the group, he says he still loves all members of the band in their own special ways. He composes his own music and originally wanted to be a conductor. He reads all his fanmail and even occasionally responds to lucky fans. Gackt says that he became psychic after a near-death experienc
THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Yes," his young son answered . "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
Truth Be Told
I would like to introduce my brother another founder of his own crew "The Truth Be Told." He does not follow the normal he makes his own rules, and speaks his mind.. I would like all of my friends, family to stop by his page, check him out, and if interisted ask him about his Crew/ Family. Thanks, Founder Of The Order Of The Dragon This family/ crew is supported by The Order Of The Dragon Founder of The Truth Be Told@ fubar
Love Is ...
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start. - Meghan -
Your Name
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. - Jessica Blade -
Quiet Tonight...
I guess no one wants to talk to me tonight so I am logging off :( I have alot I need to so around here anyway. Hope everyone has a good night...
What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine. - Crystal Jansen -
THIS NEWS BULLETIN JUST IN: Multiply Dot Com is a browser-supremacist cyberhole refusing to let my browser (or version or whatever) download a "headshot" pic (that thing that keeps you from looking like either a bot or someone trying to hide their face in Cyberspace). And now all I read on Yahoo 360 is "Why aren't you on Multiply?" this and "Why aren't you on Multiply?" that. Pisses me off. Have a nice day :)
A Special World
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong. - Sheelagh Lennon -
Goodbye Friends
It has come a time for me to say goodbye, for my true friends you know how to reach me. Thanks for everything.
First Novel
Back in 2004, this came out...I apologize to pregnant women everywhere... TELL ME YOUR NAME is the story of a brute cop caught up in his vicious dreams, that are beginning to come true. A serial killer murdering pregnant women for his own demonic purposes is somehow eluding the poilce one by one, and leaving bloodbaths in his wake. THE RECKONING was last years release... The book tells the tale of a female serial killer who will stop at nothing while murdering children, to clarify her own endeavours in vampirism. She wants to be a vampire so badly, that it consumes her. Little does she know, her latest victim is Dracula's daughter...and he's coming after her. GHOST OF A CHANCE My newest book, comes out this weekend, and tells the tale of a murderous ghost honed from the New Jersey Devil. While it stalks vacationers from Delaware and brutally attacks them, one of the survivors is later pregnant with her first child who she names CHANCE. So why does she kill herself
My laptop is acting up. Sucky. Internet access will be at a low. Not a bad thing per se. Will be back to my obessive habits eventually. If you got my number send me a text and make me feel loved :) XOXO
Fubucks Needed
Hi ya'll! Now most everyone knows what an attention getter I am...I love attention! I love when you guys leave me comments and rat my pics..:) Its great! The ultimate attention getter is the spotlight though. I have had it once..:) It was fun. I really wish I could do it again. I need more fubucks for it though. If anyone of you has any to spare I will rate your pics for you and give you lots of love. With the new Fupay can transfer me some..:) Yay! SHow me love All...Cough up the fuchange..LMAO Hugs and Kisses!
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. > > > > > > One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey, "she said, "you received a very strange post card today." > > > > > > "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,and fainted. > > > > > > On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spagh
Say Goodbye Not Goodnite:(this Is My Fav Song
Say goodnight, not goodbye You will never leave my heart behind Like the path, of a star I'll be anywhere you are In the spark that lies beneath the coals In the secret place inside your soul Keep my light, in your eyes Say goodnight, not goodbye Don't you fear, when you dream Wakin' up is never what it seems Like a jewel, very dear Like a promise meant to keep You are everything you oughtta be So just let your heart reach out to me I'll be right, by your side Say goodnight, not goodbye You are everything you oughtta be So just let your heart reach out.. to me.. Keep my light, in your eyes Say goodnight, not goodbye Say goodnight, not goodbye
Words Women Use
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in th
Something I Say Ever Time I Ride
Daily Horoscope: Aries For October 25,2007 You are drawn to do great things today, though you may only be taking the first step on your new journey. Pay attention to your dreams and let them guide you toward the next big challenge in your life.
To Be Continued...
There was soemthing I searched for through 46 states. And 3 different countries to add to the stakes. It all seemed so hopeless so much time was a waste. I prayed everynight to God for a taste. I just wanted love, such a simple request. The answer was always "no simply not yet" So I kept up the search for someone like me. I looked and i roamed wondered where she could be. Did she exist or was it all just a dream. I thought "what a fool" as I kicked and I screamed. There is no one there, at least not for me. Hope there was none or none I could see. I gave up what I longed for and let everything be. A life with another was just not for me. Then she came out of nowhere like a wave from the sea. And crashed on my heart like I couldn't believe. But easy it's not for a fight lies ahead. But thats nothing to me i'v fought and i'v bled. Though the battlefields different then ever before. Different then drudging through mud and through gore. For here only lov
Here We Come Mom
Male Or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to
What A Woman Wants
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • leave her cute text notes. • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • just walk around with her. • FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. • look at her like she's the only girl you see. • tickle her even when she says stop. • hold her hand when you're around your friends. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she's sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • kiss her forehead. • give her the world. • let her wear your clothes. • when she's sad, hang out with her. • let her know she's important. • kiss her in the pouring rain
My Love
MY LOVE My heart in reverance turns to You, my Love. It is grace, it is You who rules in the night. It is praise, it is You whose hands set the moon alight. And You alone, whose thoughts are shown... Controling my heart, above me with all Your might. I raptly gaze and love You... I feel the guiding power, You express. It is desire, it is You, who sets every star. It is beauty, it is You, whose hands hold my heart. My love on high to only You, I cry. You, the One, I shall bow before. You, my Love.
I LOVE THIS MAN No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE. No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE
Mother Earth
Last spring I crossed the entire United States, drove through British Columbia, the Yukon and ended up in Denali National Park, Alaska. It was an amazing and eye opening trip. My summer in Denali was the kind of experience dreams are made of. I met some new and now sure to be life long friends, I saw a mama grizzly bear playing with her cubs, a moose with her twin calves, a lynx slinking through the forest,and dall sheep. I adopted a sled dog named Swift for the season and one of our most memorable experiences was being stalked by a wolf on one of our daily hikes. Denali, The Great One, the highest mountain in North America, showed herself to me, in all her splendor, sometimes draped in a scarf of purple clouds, taking my breath away. I am now living on a picturesque island off the coast of Washington with beautiful beaches and families of deer roaming around. If I climb Mt. Constitution, on a clear day, I can see all the way to Seattle, and sometimes even get a glimpse of majesti
This Is Cool
On Profile Comments
I just want to preface this by saying that I realize that it doesn't apply to most of you, but the few that it does apply to ... listen up. If you're going to be posting a comment on my profile, I just have a couple of simple requests. 1. No Autoplay It's fine if you want to post a video or audio clip as a comment, there's been some good stuff posted, but please make sure that it's not set to autoplay. I frequently go to my profile page to listen to my playlist and it's a pain in the ass to have to have to hunt down the one comment that's playing a media file and turn it off. 2. No Pimping It's my profile, not a bloody public billboard. I understand that you want to plug your contest or lounge or whatever, but that's what your blog and the bulletins are for (Btw, I have bulletins turned off and they're staying that way, but I do read blogs and will often bomb contests when bored). On a related note, doing this in my shoutbox without so much as saying hello first is also a bit rude
Beer Scam
Some of you may know guys (gals) that have this problem......... Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women, to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad
Book Tour
AUTUMN BOOK TOUR Dover Delaware Walden Books October 27th and 28th 1-4pm Signing TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONING and GHOST OF A CHANCE ------------------------------------------- Lancaster Pennsylvania Walden Books Park City Mall November 10th and 11th 1-4pm both days Signing TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONING and GHOST OF A CHANCE -------------------------------------------------- The Gallery Mall Philadelphia PA, Borders Books November 16th 1-6pm Signing with other authors for THE SOUND OF HORROR anthology -------------------------------------------------- King of Prussia Pennsylvania Borders Books November 17th 2-5pm ---------------------------------------------------- Signing copies of GHOST OF A CHANCE Barnes and Noble Tribecca Manhattan, New York December 15th 1-5pm signing copies of all books. MORE TO COME AFTER THE HOLIDAYS
My Immortal
My First Contest!
I just entered my first contest!!! It isn't open yet but as soon as it is I will post another blog. Hopefully everyone will help me out!!! I have never entered a contest yet and would love to come out swinging and win right off the bat. The first person to reach 10,000 photo comments wins 1 Million FuBucks. I will post the link when it is open! PLEASE HELP ME EVERYONE!!
Forever And Aday
I love you so much That ever second we are apart My fingers ache to touch Your strong , caring face And I long to hear the smooth Rythmic beating of your heart. I have never before Wanted someone in this way And I've been told love and passion Together and strong like this Is indeed a rare gift And I know that all I can do Is hope and pray That it will continue to be Like this between us Forever and a day.
"what Does Love Mean?"
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make s
Funny... Apartment For Rent.
TOO FUNNY! THANKS CAT! A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT. On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been occupied 2) that there was plenty of heat 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of
I Promise
I Promise A sacred vow that is so carelessly Spoken Can leave a heart so needlessly Broken I know that what I say is true Cause this is something I have many times gone through And I know that when you speak These most sacred words Your intentions are good But what you do means so Much more to me Than what you say ever could.
Sleeping Arrangements
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. " "I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed! "Good," she replied... "Get your own damn blanket." After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
7 Degrees Of Blonde
7 degrees of blonde `4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4*:-,_,-:*4`4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4* FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." `4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4*:-,_,-:*4`4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4* SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" `4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4*:-.,_,-:*4`4*:-.,_,.-:*4`4* THIRD DEGREE A
Touch the Darkness @
Last Dragon
Last Dragon Beaten torn and tattered, Thrown against the wall. Everyone is waiting, For my last and final fall. A lone candle struggles, As its light flickers out. My hope is soon squandered, By the darkness that’s about. Eyes were never friendly, Always hate filled, always cruel. But now it seems they’re laughing, Like my sadness is their fuel. Is this hatred neverending? Will I ever be free? Or am I to live in hopelessness, Having nothing to believe. Though I cannot give up easily, I will not cry in here. I refuse to breakdown in this place, They will never see a tear. Though years of pain and punishment, For being what I am. Has brought me to dread each day, And dream about my damn. For if I could change, What I am I would because. I am the last of my species, None is left for me to love. Im the last and the only, We soon shall be extinct. For the reign of dragons has ended, Just as the setting sun doth sink.
Very Funny
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Good As It Gets
He lays me down & spreads me out on his bed. He tells me he wants to relieve my stress & help me rest my head. He runs his fingers through my hair & he kisses my lips, He takes away the tension by playing with me below my hips. As my legs are up high in the air, I feel like I have no worries or cares. He plays me so hard I let out a slight yell, & I wonder if something this good will put me in hell.
Just Sumthin
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Old Lady In A Sex Shop
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?' The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.' The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchess ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.' She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?'
Made Me See Things
I had a lil convo with a very good friend today . .and she really made me sit back and look at myself .. ive put up this GINORMOUS wall around myself . not wanting to let anyone too close . .just close enough .. knowing the hurt wasnt too far away .. ..she made me see that really .. all im doing is keeping myself from a person or people .. that I really might enjoy having in my life .. This wall has become so damned high and strong . I dont know how long it'll take me to not fully take it down as I think everyone needs to keep themselves "safe" to a certain point .. but .. to knock a little of it away .. let some light in .. maybe see things in a different light, a different way .. maybe finally let someone get close enough to me that i'll move out of this safety net ... come out from my full wall of amour .. and maybe . just maybe .. one day .. find that one thing ive said Im allergic to for so very long .. Ive got to not live by my history but by my day's .. whats ahead of me . what
Special Someone
Special Someone Everyone has their special someone Everyone except for me When ever I think I've found Mr. Right I find we weren't meant To be. I long for someone to share My deepest darkest secrets With I long for soemone who can Move me beyond words with Just a simple kiss. Maybe what I want is too much To ask for Maybe there isn't someone out There who'll make my heart soar Or maybe he's someone who is Right here in front of me Maybe I've known who he Was all along But was just too close to see. Could he possibly be Someone i know to be Loving and true? Could it possibly be that my Special someone is you?
Update For 10/25
todays results are as follows #1 has 11022 and #2 has 5112 for a total of 16134. keep up the awesome work everyone, i am thinking of doing a daily prize thing, something like the amount of daily comments + a gift not sure yet on what should the stats be, so for right now drop 500 comments and get 500 fubucks anyone??? here are the links again good job everyone :D #1 #2
Trip The Weekend Of The 9th Of November
OK, so I was gonna take a trip to California the weekend of the 9th of November, but that has now been canceled!! So my question now is this: Where in the world should I go the weekend of the 9th? I need to go give me ideas people!!
Rated R? No
Why do people rate us 1s? I mean.. come on, if you dont like us then just go to the next..I mean this girl looks at my profile & rates me a 1. If you rate me a 1, fine & dandy..but expect to get rated a 1 back, and to top it off..Ill let you know that I rated you a 1. But Im not that cruel & judgemental to be rating ones. And 9 times out of 10 they are newbies..not realizing that we know who rates us..DUH..
hey if you like or have myspace you can add me on your friends if you want to. holla back your friend krazy-j-bird
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Definition Between Guts And Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below; Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
Somewhere in the night a child cries, A woman weeps and someone dies. Somewhere in the night, humanity hides. Somewhere in the night , a soul screams, As people fade and die, lost in dreams. Somewhere in the night, reality lives. Somewhere in the night loneliness dwells, As people die, no sounding bells. Somewhere in the night, she dies alone. Somewhere in the night ... Where is the light?
A Priest And A Pastor
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late! As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From the curve they heard screeching tires and an enormous splash. The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
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What Do I Do?
ok heres the thing. I have a son who i adore more then life its self, but his "father"and i use that word lightly is saying that the baby isnt his but he did agree to take a dna test to find out if my son is his (which i know he is) but every time i try to get ahold of the guy he avoids me and wont return my messages. I am so lost at what to do because i dont want my son growing up not knowing who his "father" is i went through that and know how it feels but all the same i dont want my son knowing that his "father" ver denied him so what should i do? get the dna test done of course but should i tell my son when hes old enough to understand or not tell him at all? its so stressful and confusing that there are times i just want to break down and give up but then i think about my son and know that i cant just give up i have to keep going at least for him............
More Than Just Air
More Than Just Air You look at me as if I'm not there. It's times like these When I wish I could do more Than just stare In my heart I want to tell you But in my head I know rejection Is what I'd most likely get And that's something I'm just not willing to chance Going through At least not yet. I want to know how You feel But the truth is I'm afraid to ask And that is because Of the way I've been treated In the past So I guess for now I'll have no choice But to sit back and stare Hoping and praying everyday That sometime soon You'll tell me you relly do care And that when you look at me You see that I'm more Than just air...
I Believe
A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! . . . Relax . . And read this slowly. ----------------------------------------------------- I believe -- . . . That just because two people argue, It doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe -- That we don't have to change friends If we understand that friends change. I believe -- That no matter how good a friend is, They're going to hurt you every once in a while And you must forgive them for that. I believe -- That true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe -- That you can do something in an instant That will give you heartache for life. I believe -- That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe -- That you should always leave loved ones wi
im going to a fall out boy concert nomevber 27 and i cant wait i want to know if any one else has gone to they concert too.
Hate, Disgust, Shame, Pathetic, Sad, Prostitution
I have had it with people on this site. I told myself that i would delete anyone on my friends list that asked for something in any form. Be it, shouts, blast's, tickers, status, private messages. It aggravates me to see someone continually post shit like, "buy me a blast" "i need v.i.p." "please buy me a happy hour" WTF? What makes you so special that you think a perfect stranger should spend his/her money on you.....and why is it that you cant buy your own things? Do you realize how pathetic you sound? I look at it this way, it is NO different that standing on a street corner begging for money. Its the exact same thing...and it makes you seem desperate, pathetic, and really sad. If you dont have a job and cant afford it....TOUGH SHIT! Are you a stay at home mom with 5 kids? TOUGH chose that lifestyle, and i feel no sympathy for you. Are you a stay at home wife? TOUGH SHIT. Ask your husband to buy it for you. But for love of god.....stop begging strangers!!!!
Fema Concentration Camps For American Citizens
There over 600 prison camps in the United States, all fully operational and ready to receive prisoners. They are all staffed and even surrounded by full-time guards, but they are all empty. These camps are to be operated by FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) should Martial Law need to be implemented in the United States. Fema Concentration camps for American citizens I did some research on the "so called" furnaces and the white AGA Gas Inc. Cylinder. The "so called" furnaces are exhaust fans. AGA GAS Inc. Sells mostly asphyxiation type can verify this by doing a search via Google for AGA GAS Inc. and then look for web site MDS and they will list the gases. In the video it shows a gas main, you can see there are 2 or 3 connections with regulators on top. Regulators are used to regulate pressure and gas mixtures. It seems that this is indeed a death camp, for those on the red and blue list. It can process 26,000 people every 24hrs. The site has since been c
Inside Stories
INSIDE STORIES BY:Karen Sue i remember...when we first met, how you looked at me, i won’t forget all my sorrows were wiped away by every word you say your kisses took away my breath little did i know,that i should have kept and i just can not do this , your anger is just to much... your filled with hate, all you do is hurt, in you.. there is no love you’re a soulless person, with a heart thats broke and cold, i got in there’s no way out, my soul will soon be sold i’ m trapped inside your head. there’s no use , should i give up? i can barely breathe... have i been left for dead? i remember... when we first met, how you looked at me ,i wont forget all my sorrows we’re wiped away by every little word you’d say all your kisses took away my breath little did i know ,that i should have kept you’re a killer, a killer in love the one and only thing i wouldn’t give up but you’re also a thief cause you stole my heart and killed it.....
Little Sasuage
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Tequila For Mi Amor
TEQUILA FOR MI AMOR...A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned.The Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila."The Genie grants him his wish.When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear...looks like tequila. Then smells the liquid... smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"She comes running down the hall, and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequil
Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . . "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.
Love Story
I will seek and find you . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
Fu Wifey
Hello ladies Im Lookin for a FU Wifey so lonley on here,tired of just bein sad and lost. If you think im worth it to be your fu hubby Comment this and let me know why or hit me up on Shoutbox. XOXOXOXO Marius Vampiric_Phantom
Wrong Number
Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul..' 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now..' Brief Pause. 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into he driveway.' 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.' A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy.' 'And what happened, honey?' He asked. 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!' 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?' 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared a
Having Mom Over For Dinner!
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle fr
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Contest Startin Soon
ok i joined thomas contest since i had no chance in the other one .. too many friends were in the same contest with me ... but im excited bout tryin to win a happy hour .. i know a few of u i can count on and im askin pretty please for the rest of u to help me out :D u must fan and add thomas to be able to comment and no scripts or cherry blasters allowed »†HøĦ姫@ fubar this contest start the 25th at 5 pm till nov 1st at 5pm decided i was not gonna let some jerk call me a bad friend bc i wanna try to win a hh and screw him he dont even know me and what i do and give to my real friends anyone that wants to help plz read and im outta here takin my one yr old to hospital
Life is full of up's and down's full of hate and angry words spoken, Life is full of pain, where'd i go wrong? seems like everytime i try to do something right it ends of all wrong. I want so bad to give up seems so much easier. The darkness covers the night sky, wish i was looking down instead of up. where is everyone at did i say something wrong. I gave all i had, did the best i could and now it seems it is all up hill from here, and there's noone here to catch me when i fall. Life is too tough to many questions not enough answers. I wish i could just close my eyes. It seems that everyone has forgot that i am still here. I still have feelings to i am still human just trying to be a good friend. Life i wish it were easier. Too many decisions to make so much confusion, when does it ever end, or will it ever end. It isnt fair that the good people are always left out. Life i wish it would all end. Life does it ever get better.
My Reading Just Blew My Mind. Had To Share
I have been a client of Joanna Ammons for seven years. I came on here because I was doing a search online and some weirdo from Greece wrote a false letter on here about her. I decided to set up this blog to track the accuracy of the predictions she made for me. I know she has other people doing that, I just wanted to do something for her because she has done so much for me. I will tell my story in another blog. But for now. My gynecologist told me last year that I would not be able to have any more children because I was a was starting menopause. In February 2007, I checked in with Joanna and in my reading she told me that I would be getting pregnant this year. Well, my period completely stopped. I thought I was in full menopause. Upon going to the doctor today, I learned I was 7 weeks pregnant ! I have an ultrasound of my beautiful baby! I am so excited I just had to shout out ! I AM PREGNANT!!! I cannot wait for my husband to come home.
More Asshole Cops Arresting Prostesters
More Asshole Cops Arresting Prostesters
The Rules N Stuff!!
Welcome to the Sexiest Witch contest! Very simple rules: No Hating No Cheating No Downrating NO Drama Self bombing VERY highly encouraged Contest opens at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on the 26th, ends at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on Halloween. Whoever has the most comments by then wins the big kahuna! Good luck and HAVE FUN! Prizes, prizes PRIZZIZES: 1st Place: A custom made morph. Just for you!!!! 2nd place: A ticker message to slap up all over Fubar! 3rd place: A big Pimpin gift of my choice (no, I can't afford to get you a million dollar
Deception And Lies!
I have worked so much today. I feel like I am ahead of the game. I am almost completely done with the 3rd quarter job costing. I did sales tax yesterday and didn't send it in to my Dad to sign today which wouldn't have mattered since he didn't go to work today and is in Seattle at the moment and is not coming back until Monday night to turn around and go to Palm Springs on Wednesday for a week! I think he has retired but just forgot to tell me, Peter and Jennifer! lol So I call him to ask him if he just wants me to sign his name to the Sales tax form and he said yes. I hate forging but it was a must. So I practice my Dad's signature and it looks pretty good. Then I go to sign the Tax form and it looked so bad! It does not look like his signature at all. Oops. He can just tell them he was drunk at the time of signing it if it is questioned! hahaha Speaking of lies!!! I found out something today about some guy that used to be my friend on Fubar. When I deleted my
The Beach
Freedom Of Thought Anyone?
Freedom of Thought anyone?
One Thing I'm Not.....
So all today I was crying and upset. I mean the guy who I thought actually liked me, tore me to shreds last night. I sat down and started tellin myself it was all my fault. I was a bad girl friend. I mean come on, It has to be my fault, or else all those guys never would have cheated on me or anything. I have to be doin SOMETHING wrong.... But as I talked to my friends and family and those that actually do care about me, I seen I'm not! I mean How is this bad? ~I dont get jealous ~I'm laid back ~I'm easy going ~I'm definately not high maintenance ~I like to spend time with the boyfriend but also have time for friends ~it takes alot to get me mad. ~I'm honest ~I'm loyal ~I'm trust worthy ~ I dont cheat.... I've never cheated on a boyfriend. What more do you want? I'm sorry I'm not pretty and perfect. thats my only flaw! So I'm not skinny, I'm not pretty, I'm not perfect, I have my upsetting days.... Doesn't everyone though? So I dont have the perfect smile that mak
If Not Please Fan Me Tyvm
You are at your best in one-on-one situations, whether you're trying a little romance or interviewing for a new position. Even tense confrontations will go much more smoothly than you would have predicted. ************************************************************************************* I like one on one, two on one, hell three on one is fine by me when we are playing basket ball. You guy's minds are all dirty I swear. LOL
Sugar Mama
i need a sugar mama so she can buy me a '64 impala from the gift shop, if anyone is lookin to spoil a hot guy let me know, once ur my sugar mama i become ur sex slave that's a fair trade
if some of you think iam depressed cuz i post sad songs n stories, and not. all iam doin is expressing myself for you, my typing may not be understandable lol but hey we all read and speak typonese. if you feel that it is too depressing then just dont read it..;.shrugs if you like it cool if not thats is your opinions.
Heyy O.i.
I call this.. Friends Forever To the end I will always consider you to be my very best friend You were there to lift me up when I needed you the most And you were there to take my head out of the clouds when all i did was boast Know that I'll always so the same for you helping our friendship stay strong and true Our friendship means the world to me and in the end it'll be just you and me for we will be friends from now until enternity friends forever we will always be
The Examination Ch. 05 C
The Examination Ch. 05 by vargas111 © Recovering rapidly from twenty or more minutes of uninterrupted foreplay, Betty nudged Arnold to lead her to the floor. Arnold was happy to comply as this brought him closer to the wild little blonde. If having trouble keeping up with the contortions of his partner was humbling for Paul, seeing his wife, well, his ex-wife, start performing an only slightly less frenetic version of whatever Megan was doing, was acutely embarrassing. Where the hell had the woman learned to dance like that? When Betty ground her hips and jiggled her tits, she had a lot more to grind and jiggle than the girl. Perhaps sensing that a riot might break out if the hot little blonde's and her older companion's display of blatant sexuality wasn't curbed, the band switched to a `70s ballad. Megan deflated like an untied balloon, disoriented by the slower 4/6 beat. Paul tried to lead, but Megan was hopeless. Glancing over, Paul saw that Betty was in the same predicament.
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The Examination Ch. 05 by vargas111 © "You haven't been to the clinic, Angelica and I didn't get you pregnant.” "Then who did?" "How should I know?" James teased. "Have you been sleeping around?" "No, you bastard, only with ..." She stopped and rapidly counted the days. She had been ovulating soon after Robert's visit to James's clinic. A look of consternation spread over her face. "But that's impossible." "I reversed Robert's vasectomy, Angelica, and told him about our now defunct arrangement. I'm sure Robert will be very happy to find he's going to be a father for the first time." "My god! I'm as horny as ever. So from now on I'll have to take precautions?" "That's up to you, but don't expect too much help from Robert. Under the circumstances I can bet he will be wanting to make up for lost time." ***** Malcolm Foster was mad as hell. He had been waiting in this damned doctor's office for forty five minutes. He could be out on the street dealing. This dela
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The Examination Ch. 05 by vargas111 © Although this story is somewhat self contained, it basically ties up loose ends from earlier stories, of the "Examination" series. So far as I know my own mind, it will be the last of the "Examination" stories (although a wave of adulation could turn my head). If you have not read the others, you will probably want to postpone this one until you have read, preferably in order, "The Examination," "On Further Examination," "Wonder Woman's Examination," and "Examination of a NAG". Personal Examination by Homer Vargas Dr. James Bock moped about the clinic, making everyone feel even worse than they did anyway. All the women had loved Janet. Long after she withdrew from the practice to bear and care for her and James's four children, she remained a mother hen to the women of clinic staff. No one could understand why Janet allowed herself to become obese; it seemed beyond even James's ability to control. Thin before her first pregnancy, she adde
About Me
Trying to update my ABOUT ME on my profile....but doesn't seem to be gonna stash it here for now.... YES, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! YES, I SAID GIRLFRIEND! YES, I love to flirt! So, if you are a guy or a girl, hit me up! I'm all about real, fun, intelligent people....can you make me laugh? Can you make me think? Yes, as you might have guessed, I am BI. However, I am partial to women and will almost always give the friend request up immediately to them. What can I say? I'm easy....but NO....not EASY like I just love beautiful women. MEN...well, you'll have a harder time getting on to my list. But, WHATEVER you sure to leave me a message with the friend request or you will be DENIED more likely than not. I do enjoy chatting in the shout box sometimes, so you can give that a try too! *winks* *kisses*
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The Examination Ch. 04 by vargas111 © "Ahiyouuuuu!" Kate wailed as she came. After that, the exact sequence of events was a bit fuzzy, but they included Kate tottering upstairs a few orgasms later in just her panties and heels. Bill's hand on her shapely ass provided the needed guidance. Somehow the panties, too, disappeared and Kate found herself lying on her back, red spikes pointed to the ceiling with a naked Bill Jenkins looming over her. His prick was about halfway into her very wet pussy and sinking deeper! Kate knew she was about to orgasm again. Moments later another inhuman shriek pierced the midnight calm. "Oh shit!" Bill thought Of all the times for his home security alarm to malfunction, why *now*? He scrambled down to the basement to turn the infernal contraption off as quickly as possible without disturbing the aroused woman lying naked in his bed, but when he returned, he saw the spell was broken. With fire in her eyes Kate was down in the living room with h
Please Block And Feel Fre To 1 Him As Well Lmao
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The Examination Ch. 04 by vargas111 © Kate had found the initial examination pleasurable, almost embarrassingly so, but when the nurse's oiled fingers began sliding over her, pressing gently here and there, then stroking so lightly it was barely a touch, it felt incredible, like nothing, well, like nothing she'd experienced in many years. It made it hard to think. Perhaps she should make her stop, but that was silly, this was simply a medical examination, even if it was a kind she wasn't familiar with. "Excuse me, but I don't want to get oil on your panties," the nurse said, and Kate felt them being pulled down to expose her posterior. The sensation of the slippery hands examining her bare bottom was shocking to Kate, but she strove to avoid showing any sign of it. Only when an oiled finger feeling about her tailbone slipped briefly down between her cheeks did she start to say something. It was over too quickly, before she could object, although not before it had given her a str
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The Examination Ch. 04 by vargas111 © Examination of a NAG Sometimes Kate Harridan thought *Milly* was the cause of her headaches, the way her administrative assistant went on and on, urging her boss to see a doctor about the trivial ailment. Milly ought to have been working for Kate long enough to know by now she *always* got headaches when she was under stress. And Lord knows she had cause enough for stress. Just moving the headquarters of NAG (National Association of Grrrls), the organization Kate had founded, from San Francisco to Washington was stressful enough. Then the disasters began. The movers had hardly finished putting all the ficuses in place when the Finger scandal broke. Carol Finger, yes, Senator Finger herself, was caught in a sexual liaison with one of her hunky interns. "Sexual liaison" hell, the Senator was getting her lights fucked out daily if not more often. Truth be told, Carol Finger had never been a credit to the World's Greatest Deliberative Body, b
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The Examination Ch. 03 by vargas111 © "Wonder Woman!" James announced, only stating what was evident. "Wonder Woman!" he said again more softly, still not adding anything to the information already available. "I'm gong to fuck Wonder Woman!" If he had not been a respected member of the medical profession, the expression on Dr. James Bock's face would have to be called a shit-eating grin. "I've always wanted to fuck Wonder Woman," he exclaimed, adumbrating the obvious. Every man in America wanted to fuck Wonder Woman. Amaka shook her head. Devoted as she was to this man, at times like this she recognized that James, like others of his gender, was still just an overgrown teen-age boy. "Daring, do you think we should?" Amaka asked. "She *is* a superheroine. Without her who knows what dangers our country would face from natural disasters, foreign invaders, demented scientists, and alien predators. Can we afford to turn her into a sex slave of this Col. Trevor?" "I'm going to f
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The Examination Ch. 03 by vargas111 © Although this story is self contained, it contains allusions to two earlier stories, "The Examination" and "On Further Examination." I like to think you will enjoy this one more if you have read the others. Col. Steve Trevor was in a bad humor even although he had good news for his commanding officer. He had broken up a terrorist group that threatened a major National Monument. He learned of a plot to plant explosives in George Washington's image on Mt. Rushmore that would have turned the face of the Father of Our Country into that of Saddam Hussein. Steve had foiled the attempt, but only with Wonder Woman's help. And that was the source of his frustration -- Wonder Woman. Working with the sexy bitch was frustrating as hell. The way she swung her hips in those lycra tights, flaunting those 44 DD boobs gave him a perpetual hard-on. He had tried everything to get into those star- spangled pants without success. She always brushed him off with
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The Examination Ch. 02 by vargas111 © Reluctantly Amaka pulled her sperm-drenched cunt from around the softening cock of the sated and entranced young reporter. As she arose, she saw she had an audience. James and Angelica were standing in the door. James's eyes were bright with admiration for his beautiful and talented lover. Angelica was disheveled but she wore the radiant, spacey expression a session with James always produced in women. The young journalist had let James hastily pull on her panties, but the soaked crotch and the semen leaking down her leg showed just why she looked so happy. "Entertain yourself, my dear," James instructed and Angelica's eyes grew dim. He directed her to a recliner where the young woman lay back and thrust her hand into her panties. Soon her soft moans indicated she needed no more of his attention. "Good work, darling," he said as he approached and kissed Amaka who was still admiring her unconscious victim. "Look at that face. I've never se
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The Examination Ch. 02 by vargas111 © As Angelica's resistance waned Amaka was able to force one of her muscular legs between Angelica's slim thighs. Now Amaka was able to move it up and down, not just rocking against her prey's mound but rubbing and caressing her weakest spot. "Have you ever seen how they hypnotize an alligator?" Amaka asked Robert. "That's what finally put her under." Robert watched as Amaka began running her free hand lightly over Angelica's body, brushing her breasts, her stomach, her side, her mons, while her leg kept up its stroking between the girl's thighs. Robert watched this in open-mouthed amazement. The nurse had clearly lost her mind. Did she seriously think that Florida alligator wrestling was a real hypnosis technique? Or even if it was, that it could possibly work on his strong willed girlfriend? But to his surprise, he saw that Angelica was very obviously responding. Even through her thin blouse it was clear that her nipples were hugely er
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The Examination Ch. 02 by vargas111 © Although this story is self contained, it contains allusions to an earlier story, "The Examination." I like to think you will enjoy this one more if you have read the other one. * * * * * Robert Ames was growing concerned. Angelica Lopez had disappeared behind the inner office door of the clinic over an hour ago. With perfect hindsight he realized they could have left some notes back at the office or told someone at the Post outlining the story they were following. It had all seemed so unreal that night a few weeks ago. He and his curvy girlfriend had just finished making love, passionate and satisfying as always, when she looked over at him with a strange expression in dark eyes. "Darling, if I agreed to marry you, would you want me to quit my job and stay home to do nothing but keep house and make little brown babies for you?" "Mi Amor! How can you ask such a thing? You know I love you and want to marry you, but why would I wan
Rages Sanity
Darkest rage fights against my control, Seeping through the Cracks in my conscience. So much feeling taking it's angry toll, Wated dreams, and lonely despair! Twisted vines, and Crimson Walls, Swirling pit, and Silver Chains. Behind it all the darkness crawls, Ever Pushing against my Sanity! Hidden anguish and silent tears, Hollow soul, desperate for substance. Fighting the craving fears, Silent rooms and deepest Shadows! Sensing near, A soul of likeness, To revel in out continued emptiness. Our two minds, eachother's caress, Peaceful silence, undeniable understanding!!
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The Examination Ch. 01 by vargas111 © "Amaka tells me you became extremely aroused during the breast examination. Is that right?" Again Kathy nodded. "Nothing to worry about. It's typical of a highly sexed young woman like you who has not been having sufficiently frequent sexual intercourse. In fact, I believe you are still aroused even though Amaka helped you reach climax already," the Dr. remarked as he slid a finger into Kathy's pussy. Although Kathy had no memory of even having on the earphones, she had become wet again, as the tape had taught her she needed frequent sex and made a number of suggestions on behavior modifications to help her achieve this goal. "Is it true that you that you have not had intercourse in over a week?" the doctor asked. Kathy nodded again, although it was hard to concentration anything except the doctor's hand in her pussy. "That's way too long, Kathy. A highly sexed girl like you should never go a full day without getting fucked, isn't that ri
Wake Up Call Done
My eldest daughter called me last night and we had a long talk and everything is good again...I told her to go and talk to her principle about her non abilities to learn from the teachers that she has and to express her concerns about college and her grades as she wants to go to a very well known I am happy that she called and we the next problem is the youngest daughter...I will get into that at a later
I've been on this site for a little over a month or so and have come to a few conclusions... 1. There are some really nice people and it's been nice to get to know them in a virtual environment. 2. There are some very sexy, sensual and gorgeous women here. (You know who, I'm the one perving your pictures :P ) 3. That when someone takes the leap of faith and opens up their world to this virtual environment, how harsh some people can be. Come on... if some one show some skin, a tattoo, piercing, small boobs, huge boobs... any everything else... In my humble opinion be nice, if you can't say anything positive or nice... then don't say anything... I think it's great that one some level people have shared themselves here. 4. Some are so immature that it's like kindergarden... This is a virtual meeting place for adults... Be one... if you see something you don't like then look some where else... Keep it to yourself... If the shoe was on the other foot, I bet that you'd not like i
I Just Got This 1 2 Day
The 1st Affair >>>>>> >>>>>> A married man was having an affair with his secretary. >>>>>> One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. >>>>>> Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. >>>>>> The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes >>>>>> Outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. >>>>>> >>>>>> He put on his shoes and drove home. >>>>>> "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. >>>>>> "I can't lie to you," he replied, >>>>>> "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." >>>>>> She looked down at his shoes and said: >>>>>> "You lying ******! You've been playing golf!" >>>>>> >>>>>> The 2nd Affair >>>>>> >>>>>> A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always >>>>>> Talked about having a son. >>>>>> They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. >>>>>> The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. >>>>>> The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new so
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The Examination Ch. 01 by vargas111 © Kathy Black was mad as hell. She had been sitting in her gynecologist's office for FORTY FIVE minutes waiting for her 4:30 appointment. With this delay she wouldn't be able to get back to the office this evening to polish the brief she was preparing for next Monday's hearing of the Ferguson case. She couldn't understand how Janet could let her office staff do this to her. Especially now that she was a Junior Partner, her time was valuable. This delay was costing her close to $1,500. Kathy had been in a foul mood today, anyway. That asshole, Paul Graves, had been skulking around her office trying to get her to go out with him again. What a skumbag! He knew that she knew he was married and he didn't make any secret about his lewd intentions. Did he think that just because he was a Senior Partner, the newest Junior Partner would sleep with him in gratitude? She certainly didn't need a pushy bastard like Paul Graves in her life. Kathy already
Please Help Me Level Up
thanx to all who help...
At Last B
At Last by vargas111 © No, no, she couldn't let herself think like that. She had always gone out of her way to remain unattractive to men, especially Steve Trevor, with whom she had to work. There was no way to avoid his lust for her as Wonder Woman; she didn't need him hot for Miss Prince, too. The contradictory thoughts flitted in and out of her mind. "You must never give yourself to a man, my child. If you do, all your powers to help others will desert you," Diana could hear her mother, Queen Hypolite, telling her so many years ago. And she'd always been a good girl, too. Oh, sure, she let herself go a few times when some overpowered android cock was pounding her pussy senseless, making her scream in mindless ecstasy as it attempted to orgasm her into submission. And she'd occasionally let the odd trans-genetic plant get its tendrils deep in her twat, tickling her clit as it massaging her breasts, sending shock waves of pleasure through her engorged nipples. 'Damn! I could us
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At Last by vargas111 © No, no, she couldn't let herself think like that. She had always gone out of her way to remain unattractive to men, especially Steve Trevor, with whom she had to work. There was no way to avoid his lust for her as Wonder Woman; she didn't need him hot for Miss Prince, too. The contradictory thoughts flitted in and out of her mind. "You must never give yourself to a man, my child. If you do, all your powers to help others will desert you," Diana could hear her mother, Queen Hypolite, telling her so many years ago. And she'd always been a good girl, too. Oh, sure, she let herself go a few times when some overpowered android cock was pounding her pussy senseless, making her scream in mindless ecstasy as it attempted to orgasm her into submission. And she'd occasionally let the odd trans-genetic plant get its tendrils deep in her twat, tickling her clit as it massaging her breasts, sending shock waves of pleasure through her engorged nipples. 'Damn! I could us
Stuff Shit N Things
Tomorrow my son will get his SECOND set of tubes in his ears in less than a year. Im sressing the pain.. he was SUCH a grump last time. gonna be a looooong weekend And after that surgery.. a doc appt for my youngest to hopefully get the ball rolling for more testing done on him. The teacher says maybe Aspergers?? School is for sure not going well for him :( So.. please know that if you are my FRIEND... I am by no means ignoring you. Real Life has snabbed me up for a while! I still love ya! If you know my phone number.. call me dammit! Just coz Im not here dont mean I wont talk on the phone lol. If you dont have it and want it.. fu-mail me :D xox
A Leader...
[Something my boss gave me the other day at our manager meeting..She said it reminds her of me..hmm..] A Leader... ...must be a good teacher and communicator ...must have stamina ...must have technical competence ...must provide vision ...must not accept incompetence ...must be a selfless leader ...must create the atmosphere for motivation ...must be visible and approachable ...must have a sense of humor and be fun to work with ...must be decisive, but patiently decisive ...must establish and maintain a high standard of dignity ...must exude integrity ...must build a winning team ...must get results
Because You Love Me So...
At Last A
At Last by vargas111 © An earlier version was proofread by Janey, but she is not responsible for remaining errors. (Ouuuuga) (Ouuuuga) (Ouuuuga) Notwithstanding her prerogatives -- feminine and divine -- of doing exactly what she wanted when she wanted to do it, Aphrodite grudgingly forced herself awake. Why in Hades' name was the computer system blaring the emergency alert? Especially at this hour? Especially when she was so pleasantly full of her divine husband's divine cock? And on a Sunday morning? Her computers were programmed to respond to all but the most extreme prayers automatically. You didn't need the Goddess of Love herself to tell an over-eager man to spend a little more time getting his wife hot before trying to plunge in. If he hit a brick wall and deflated, well, it served him right. And if the woman really needed to get laid, the computer could give her a few tips on dressing more provocatively and moving her hips with a little more wiggle. No, no
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At Last by vargas111 © An earlier version was proofread by Janey, but she is not responsible for remaining errors. (Ouuuuga) (Ouuuuga) (Ouuuuga) Notwithstanding her prerogatives -- feminine and divine -- of doing exactly what she wanted when she wanted to do it, Aphrodite grudgingly forced herself awake. Why in Hades' name was the computer system blaring the emergency alert? Especially at this hour? Especially when she was so pleasantly full of her divine husband's divine cock? And on a Sunday morning? Her computers were programmed to respond to all but the most extreme prayers automatically. You didn't need the Goddess of Love herself to tell an over-eager man to spend a little more time getting his wife hot before trying to plunge in. If he hit a brick wall and deflated, well, it served him right. And if the woman really needed to get laid, the computer could give her a few tips on dressing more provocatively and moving her hips with a little more wiggle. No, no
Does Anyone Know??
What it feels like to be trashed? To pretty much know someone is b.s'ing you but you can't outright call them on it. To be lead on... Does anyone even realize anymore that I might have fucking feelings? I don't think that anyone does. I think everyone thinks that I am what I give off... This cold hearted emotionless bitch. That I am so thick-skinned that you can say or do anything you want to me and I'll just brush it off, or say fuck you, and move on. You know what, sometimes I am like that. And sometimes I sit here and cry because I am led told one thing and then just shot down. Get's back to my previous blog of being second best. Why can't people just tell me that they don't want to be around me. Maybe I just shouldn't come up to Phoenix at all this weekend. I don't know. I'm thinking I should just stay here, what's the point? I don't think (besides maybe really xxxxxx) anyone would really care one way or another if I was there or not. I should just stop kidding myself. I just don't
Hidden Desires
Twisted Ropes and Tightened Chains Darkest desires, Painful needs Lustful eyes, and roving fingers Heated grabs, Lightest caress Lack of control, body twitches A demanding word, teasing lips Baring of throat, complete trust Heated breathe on ear Unspoken promises, lustful thoughts Careful hands on hungering neck Tingling heat from skin to skin Secret thoughts of wanted kisses Finally welcome sweet release
40,000 People Got Fucked
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Sister Needs Help
Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my sisters pic in fat sonnys contest please HALLOWEEN PIC CONTEST WILL RUN FROM TUESDAY TILL TUESDAY 5 PM TILL 5 PM EST SHE IS IN FOURTH PLACE NOW PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN THANKS thanks laura
Think Of Me
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
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The Talk by PrincessKoriandr © Manhattan, New York, 8:30 AM "I'm doing it!" Kory Anders said to her roommate and Titans teammate Donna Troy. The two ladies were having a rare breakfast together at their Manhattan penthouse before going off on their separate appointments for the day. Donna had a 10:00 appointment with a potential client over at her photo studio and Kory had an assignment for the Jensa Jeans Corporation at 10:30. It was only 8:30 now, plenty of time for the women to eat and do some gossiping before starting their day. Which was a good thing, because Kory had a lot on her mind and needed to talk to someone. "Do what?" Donna asked distractedly. She had her morning cup of coffee in one hand and the New York Times in the other. So intent on reading the paper, Donna only half heard what Kory was saying to her. Shaking her auburn head at her friend's concentration on the newspaper, she repeated it again in a loud, clear voice. "I'm making love to Dick this wee
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Love & War by PrincessKoriandr © Seeing that she had him so hot he was almost crying, the need to cum was so great; she increased the speed of her hand and asked. "The next time Bruce calls you and asks for your help and it is not life or death, and interferes with our date plans, what are you going to tell him?" Trying to catch is breath; he gapes at her in amazement. He was three seconds from cumming all over her lovely hand and she actually wanted him to talk? Talk? All he could manage was moaning, so he moaned. Kory slowed the motions of her hand, teasing him. "What was that?" she asked, seeing the panic cross his face, scared she would stop. "I didn't hear you. Could you please repeat that?" "No…I'll tell him NO!" he said, almost screaming it, willing to say or do anything if it meant she would continue. "Good boy." She breathed huskily. He deserved a treat. Still stroking him, she sped up the motion on his dick, the friction causing his milky pre-cum to come forth
Empty Masks
The darkest cravings seek release Pushing against the shadows behind my eyes Fighting the walls and chains of control How long can they be denied Hidden anger behind empty smiles Lost dreams and missed love The most hurtful pain pushed into the deepest pit The happy mask hiding the truth Only the closest see through the lies Fewer still think to look deeper How many would want to know just how dark my thoughts are Would anyone understand? I think that i know a few souls, so like me that they have to understand That even an endless pit of Anger and Hatred needs to be shared!!
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Love & War by PrincessKoriandr © Written by Keith Kilburn Co-Written by Kenya – Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran Richard Dick Grayson is the superhero known as the Robin, (later; Nightwing), sidekick since his early teens to the Batman, and leader of the Titans (originally known as the Teen Titans, then the New Teen Titans, later the New Titans, currently just called the Titans.) Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran is the beautiful alien princess and the resident Titan's teammate; Starfire. Beautiful and passionate, Kory is a handful 95% of the time. Born to the Royal throne of Tamaran, Kory was destined to rule, but revenge would rob her of that right. Kory spent years as a Citadellian slave in order to save her planet from destruction. A destruction her older sister, Princess Komand'r, planed for what she claims was the "neglectful" treatment she received at the hands of her parents. The accusation was false of course, but Kory paid the price nonetheless. Eventually Kory escape
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Bachelorette Party by PrincessKoriandr © Smiling at his impatience, Kory continued her examination. Jason was definitely a big boy at a little over 9 inches and thick. X'hal he was thick-coming and going. The tip was a angry purplish red, heart shaped and smooth, and hard as a proverbial rock. Intrigued, she ran her inquisitive fingers over the rubbery tip and then gently pulled at it, and then she applied pressure with her tightly clenched fist. She wanted to see how hard it really was…it felt so good, so strong. Shit! What did I get myself into? Jason felt as if his legs were going to collapse under him, but he didn't care. This was something he wouldn't have missed for the world. Kory's soft hand on his dick was almost more then he could stand, but the alternative was to ask her to stop and that was unacceptable. And even though it was bound to take the last of his tenuous control, Jason closed his hand over hers and slowly guided her hand back and forth over the tight blood
Bachelorette Party E
Bachelorette Party by PrincessKoriandr © "Jason?" Startled, he pulled up so quickly he bumped his head against the inside of the refrigerator, shaking the racks and banging all hell out of his head. He couldn't prevent the muffled "Shit" that escaped his lips as he turned around and found Kory standing besides him looking worried. Mayonnaise in one hand and rubbing the back of his head with the other, Jason stared at her in shock. She was standing by the refrigerator with her hair mussed from sleep, wearing nothing but a short thigh length lavender silk robe that revealed more than it concealed. She looked sexy and sleepy, like a kitten and he suddenly felt his body respond. No, no, no, no! Not now. Desperately wanting to run and hide, but knowing there was no where to go, he lowered the arm holding the mayonnaise in front of him, hoping to disguise his rapidly hardening dick while he mentally prepared to answer some difficult questions. Walking over to him, Kory remove
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Bachelorette Party by PrincessKoriandr © "Let me guess. Sharon and Lilith made a move for him right away." "Let's not forget Bette, but that's exactly how it happened. Of course, they did the same thing over the stripper as well, going as far as fighting each other over his shirt!" she told him, laughing at the mental image of Lilith sitting on the floor rubbing her head and a triumphant Sharon Stacy standing over her swinging the shirt around her finger. "No!" Laughing again at his shocked tone, she said, "Yes. It was quite funny. Even Karen cut loose, only after the g-string came off that is." "NO!" Raising one thin eyebrow at the phone, she asked, "Why are you so surprised? Karen is a woman and Ken is a very attractive man. She's not immune you know." "Yeah…maybe. It's just that I'm having a hard time seeing conservative, brainy, married Karen Beecher Duncan interested in a stripper. It's just not her speed." Staring at the receiver, she was sure she was hea
Bachelorette Party C
Bachelorette Party by PrincessKoriandr © He wanted to eat her and he wanted to do it now. He moved along her body, kissing and licking as he went, until he came face to face with the object of his desires. Taking a deep breath, inhaling her lightly musky sent, he moved closer to his treasure. Taking his fingers and parting her, he saw the engorged hood of her clit. Above him he could hear her moaning and begging, "Jason… Jason…Please. Don't tease me. I need you so bad." "Are you ready to cum, Donna?" he asked, teasing her clit with brief licks of his tongue. Hearing that tiny frustrated scream again, Jason decided to put them both out of their misery. With his fingers keeping her open, Jason leaned forward and captures her clit with his lips. "Arghhh!" came the impassioned moan from Donna. "Gods! That's incredible," she whimpered. "Keep doing it. Don't stop," she begged, bringing her thighs around his head, locking him in place. This didn't bother him. He didn't plan
Bachelorette Party B
Bachelorette Party by PrincessKoriandr © Not him. "Okay, Kory, you have yourself a willing victim. I guess I can give this present to Donna just as well as Terry," he said, giving in. "Good." He heard Kory's husky reply. Looking up, he saw her expression. She looks like someone that is well pleased with themselves and used to getting the things she wants. God! Dick doesn't stand a chance. Smiling at Jason like she knows what he's thinking, she shouts into the room. "Ladies, guess who stopped by to give Donna a present?" Six heads turned, including the stripper's, trying to see who it was. "Jason!" came from the direction of the stripper. He turned just in time to see Donna climb down of his lap and come running over to him. Giving him a hug and kissing him on his cheek, she exclaimed, "Jason Hart... Long time no see, sweetie! What are you doing here? I thought you were at the bachelor party." "Yeah, I though I was, too." Watching the confused look on Donna's face,
Final Question
I know I have harped over this issue for so long, but since it is running wild on this site.. and it will be my final question about anything that really means anything to anyone.. Hardly anyone cares for REAL meaningful issues here anyways.. It's all about points, leveling or whatever... But... Since I am sick of the pedophiliasm that goes on here.. Someone tell me HOW can a man over 30, 40, and even over 50 ever be friends with someone under 20? 19? and 18? HOW? Besides trying to be in the kid's pants.. why would you want to be friends with someone that young? As I said.. I am dropping all REAL issues here.. Since no one cares anyways. Thank you and say good bye to the serious Cassie.
Bachelorette Party A
Bachelorette Party by PrincessKoriandr © Donna Troy is one of the Original members of the superhero group, the Teen Titans and Wonder Woman's little sister. (This can be debated seeing as how Donna's history/origin has been re-written more then both Wonder Woman and Superman. It's three times as confusing and equally stupid when put together!) Jason Hart was the main character behind the Titan' s Drug Awareness Campaign books. Or rather, ended up being the main character when the George and Marv couldn't get the licensing and approval for Robin to be in the in the partially constructed books. A last minute change of hair color and costume and wa la! The Proctor was born! Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran is the beautiful alien princess and the resident Titan's teammate; Starfire. Beautiful and passionate, Kory is a handful 95% of the time. Born to the Royal throne of Tamaran, Kory was destined to rule, but revenge would rob her of that right. Kory spent years as a Citadellian sla
The Sons Of Thassa
The Sons Of Thassa by Alii Nui © “Yes, Fleet master,” the elderly man answered. Black Ox began unfastening his robe, not expecting that he would’ve so quickly rid himself of it when he put it on scant minutes before. In the pit, K’ago had also stripped down to sandals and underwrap of rep cloth. Neither wanted his opponent to gain advantage by grabbing at loose clothing. Black Ox walked down into the pit, spraying the sands with his sandaled feet, until he stood arm’s length from the traitor. K’ago licked sweat from his upper lip. The Rite of Knives was his only possible escape from the death sentence. If he could defeat Black Ox he could walk out of the meeting hall a pardoned man. “I’m told you bought a new slut today, Ox,” K’ago smiled. “A ripe, pretty thing from the north. I hope you used her well while you had the chance, because you’ll never get another.” “You’re wrong, K’ago, it’s you whose days between the thighs of kajirae, of any female, are at an end. You’re
The Sons Of Thassa A
The Sons Of Thassa by Alii Nui© (based on the Gorean Fiction of John Norman) It was an unusual night in Schendi. It was raining, but that was not the unusual thing. As a pure matter of fact, it rained most days in the sub-equatorial city than it did not. The same was true of the nights. Even the seasons were marked by the rains. In the cooler season it rained a great deal. In the hotter season it rained just slightly less. The rain was so common in Schendi that Captain Black Ox barely paid it any mind as he strutted down the board which led from his ship deck to the wharf. He was a big man and he’d been big as a boy. He reached the stone of the wharf and cast a look back over his broad shoulder. The glance presented him with two beautiful things. The first was his ship, the Rage Of Thassa. Even riding easy there in her anchor, the Rage was a rakish tarnship. The second thing of beauty was the kajira who followed him down the wharf. He’d only purchased her that morning, a
She Is Behind
Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my wifes pic in fat sonnys contest please HALLOWEEN PIC CONTEST WILL RUN FROM TUESDAY TILL TUESDAY 5 PM TILL 5 PM EST SHE IS IN FOURTH PLACE NOW PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN THANKS thanks jonah
True Love...
True Love... You're the world to me-- there's no one quite like you. You're the one I love, the one I want to touch. I give you my heart, and I need you so much. Offer me your sweet caresses; fill me with your wonderful light; soothe my aching heart; and hold me through the night. The mere sound of your voice summons deep emotion within Like an old familiar song like the comfort of a friend. When you're near, I'm lost to thoughts of love as you touch me with a magic that's as grand as stars above. I want to hold your hand. I hunger for your kiss. Offer me sweet tidings of true love's tender bliss. I promise our love shall soar, carried on the wings of a dove. So give me your heart, and bless me with your love.
Self-realization C
Self-Realization by Croctden © “Good morning sleepyhead.” Lois beamed. He happily flopped back on the bed. She scooted up to receive a kiss from her new lover. “What were you doing?” “No more than I did last night, which I do not recall you complaining about.” Clark rolled her over and kissed her. “So how are you this morning?” “The best I have ever been. I just woke up with the woman I love in my arms, well sort of.” Lois was still thrilled to hear that he loved her. “No need to be vulgar. I love you too.” They kissed again. “Well that dress was definitely a good idea.” Lois giggled. “You would not believe how much worrying I did about it, I felt almost naked in it.” “Trust me I know. It had quite an effect on me.” “I figured that out last night.” “Do you want a little more proof?” “That’s okay, I still need some recovery time from last night.” “Not too much I hope.” Clark slid his hands down her back. She jumped. “Well…” Her alarm clock caught
Self-realization B
Self-Realization by Croctden © Eventually the subject turned to Clark’s travels and Lois listen, wrapped in his stories. She started interrupting him to ask questions. “Lois, this is not an interview,” Clark chided. She smiled, knowing he was right. She had been unconsciously grilling him. Before she knew him she never would have admitted it, her work was her life, but thanks to his intervention into her life she was able to put the Planet behind and enjoy her date. “Sorry, I was just curious. I have never taken any trips the way you have. I wonder if I should have traveled the way you did, it must have been great.” “I would not trade the experience, but I am glad I am not doing that anymore.” “Really? Why? I would think you would have loved that exotic life.” “I did, but I was lonely. I was used to knowing everyone in Smallville, and suddenly I did not know anyone. I could never really make close friends because I was always on the move. That is why I settled here.”
Contest Reminder
Reminder! Your Contest starts tomorrow @ 6pm PST Good Luck to all of you! If you have any last minute questions, please dont hesitate to ask!
Dig Deeper
These are the days. The end complete. The world was burning to the sound of the suffering. You are the jury, we are the saints. Our minds divide, the past repeats. A worst still brewing in the hearts of those weak ones bleed. I am the knowing, the living dead. Dig deeper. Remember all you've been and all you've left behind. Wave goodbye, my dear. Dig deeper. Remember all you've been and all you've left behind. Welcome home, my dear. No words to say. The worst displayed. What once was courage has now cursed in the wars we've made. We are the sinners, before our graves. Now leave in peace. The dead unsafe. I was still turning down the path of the end complete. Now smite me, jury, we've come for change. Dig deeper. Remember all you've been and all you've left behind. Wave goodbye, my dear. Dig deeper. Remember all you've been and all you've left behind. Welcome home, my dear. Mama, I'm living proof that neighbor is just around the
Self-realization A
Self-Realization by Croctden © A sequel to “Caught in the Act,” published a long, long, LONG, time ago Lois slammed her door shut and ran to her refrigerator. Where was it? Ah there, thank god she still had some Rocky Road left. She grabbed a spoon and flopped down on her couch. She started to cry even before she had opened it. God, how could she have been so stupid? She stuck a spoon of ice cream into her mouth. She tried to avoid thinking about this afternoon, but Clark’s hurt face kept coming back to her. Why couldn’t she have controlled her temper? “Fine Clark, go save the world, I guess know where I rank with you!!” Her words echoed back to her. She remembered looking up as she stormed away, leaving an obviously injured Clark behind. When she found out about his alter ego she had been furious. Time had calmed her, but it was a still festering in their relationship. Nor was the situation helped by the fact they had not made love again. That one amazing night seem
Choose Your Path
Here, sleep, at the bottom of hell Your time has come to pick the road You walk in this tale Turning, as a coward you've earned Through sickness, in health, is only won Now go and bite your tounge You're just of the worst of me With the hope they understand No, you know you're just a boy So grow up and be a man Little baby, oh kick and you scream, whine Victims pay the price eventually The curse that sees your lie You've got nothing to prove, stay afraid Young brother, you've got nothing to prove Your answer is in there, just stare down the barrell This sincerest apologies, wont write you out of this one Tonight, you'll find the right in the pull of the trigger, now bite Young fools, don't cry, anymore... Fear sleeps, inside your stomach, it swells A torn boy, alone, in need of fix In the preach that kills the itch For too long, this little baby's cried on Tomorrow, we'll sing the words in song In a time where glad's unknown You're just of the worst of me
This Day Sux
Just Loving Life
Caught In The Act C
Caught in the Act by Croctden © "I wanted to make it special." "You did, trust me. I never would have thought you would do that." She pretended to pout. "What does that mean?" He rolled her over and kissed her. He wiped a drop of cum off her tit and held it up. She slowly sucked her way down his finger and back. She felt something on her leg. Her eyes got wide as she reached and found his cock full again. "Wow." He suddenly yanked her panties down and threw them away. He knelt above her. "I was right." Lois’ face showed she did not follow. "You’re the most beautiful thing I have ever seen." She felt her face heat up as she tried not to cry. "How can that embarrass you after the blowjob you just gave me?" "I did it for you." She looked away, but her eyes snapped back when he put his hand on her throbbing pussy. He gently inserted a finger and she unconsciously lifted her hips. He kissed her and nudged her knees apart. The touch of his head on her slit was electric, she a
What I Miss Are One In The Same
So draw little piggy better watch out for number one. (I think fear a bad wind blowing today) You better put up your shudders cause Lord knows now I ain't stopping till the worst gets Alive little story don't you creep out that fucking door. (It's best that you don't go walking through there) Now who's the "don't bother knocking?" Cause god knows I am not stopping till you breathe blood. (Hey) What I miss are one and the same. Just give it the push while I kick start (There's just no time for this) Come on, its just the hurt I'm looking for Don't wanna live no more You've got the gun, I've got the bullets Don't wanna live no more Well baby, be my lover Go on and pull that trigger! You're the sin of the city, now repent for the wrong you've done (Not sorry for this, not sorry at all) You're a snake under cover The wolf of another, just this bad motherfucker Leave a long trail of nothing, little bad boy, your gun in hand. (Its best that you don't go walking
Caught In The Act B
Caught in the Act by Croctden © "Why don’t you come over to my place for dinner tonight?" "No!" Clark started to move on her, but she grabbed his hands and held them in front of her. "We’ll make plans later." Clark smiled and she got away. Maybe it would be better to have dinner in private so she would not have to defend herself. She could get a little pay back, if Clark did not drive her mad her first. * * * * * Lois’ father was happy and wanted to meet Clark right away. He grilled Lois all about him, and she surprised herself with her ability to answer his questions with ease, she knew him much better than she had realized. Somehow Clark had snuk in her life and become a key part of it, all while keeping her looking the other way. Superman played a part in that she realized. "Does he have any problems in his past?" Her father pulled Lois’ attention back to the present. Lois was about to answer no, but realized she was not sure, maybe that was why he was always runn
Caught In The Act A
Caught in the Act by Croctden © Notes: Thoughts are in [[brackets]] Disclaimer: I did not create the concept of Superman, nor did I develop any of the other characters. Someone else owns those ideas. I just played around with a few ideas I had will watching the recent ABC show. * * * * * Clark racked his brain trying to think how to tell Lois that he was Superman. He had not even come close to a way that he could convince himself would keep Lois from flying of the handle. His reasons had been sound, and he was confident she would forgive him…eventually. That was the worry: Lois had been angry with him before, but she happy with him now and he did not want that to end. He sighed: he knew he had to tell her now if he wanted their relationship to move forward. His constant running out for no reason was taking a big toll on both of them. He did not want to hurt Lois, but he had to go. He was determined to stop that today. "Lois, have you ever notice how much Superman and I
Insatiable Dreams
Only Our Hopes To Hold On To.....
Wait, there's never been a mess like this. Oh no, more hands to hold. The pain turns tomorrow for her to give up. Curse us as God has. Believe me, Hell has no room for your crime. So beat me, till the blood and the bone finds our end here. Bye bye world, only our hopes to hold on. Boy, you're never gonna see, nothing's ever come of me. Raise your hands high! Young brothers and sisters, There's a world's worth of work and a need for you. Oh, changes come in through these doors, now closing. There's no world for tomorrow if we wait for today. So march to the drumming, show them you're coming. You've been their prey. Cut to the coming, leave them to running. Let them take no more. You've been living off their power, Boy, now go and make your move. Curse us if God's aren't faking. Have mercy on the cowards, Boys the brave to have it lose. Help us, this world's now breaking. So now they've noticed all you've given in sound. Let us in. Let us in. Give me lov
Indecent Exposure B
Indecent Exposure by PrincessKoriandr © "Which brings me to the point of this whole meeting. What if Raven had walked in on you? What if Gar, or God forbid, Kory or Donna?" Dick said, watching Roy try to become smaller with every name that left his lips. "And if that's not enough to make you cringe, what if Superman, Batman or Martian Manhunter had popped up? What if Ollie had?" He asked. Dropping his head on the table, Roy groaned. "I know, this whole thing was pretty stupid, especially considering how I was found," he said. Dick continued to chastise him. "Roy, your behavior last night was unacceptable, and what's worse, it was irresponsible and just plain careless. By bring those women in here, you put everyone who has a secret identity to protect, including your own, at risk for exposure," Dick said. Making sure his words were sinking into Roy's thick skull, he continued. "You can't bring strange women in here and have intercourse with them; there's just too much at stake
So Wonderful
Sabine's Notebook And Just Something About The Word "nuclear"
This Sunday was the last day in Minot that Dairy Queen would be open until spring. Beginning at eleven in the morning until both stores (yes, I said BOTH) ran out of their stock of whatever they had, anyone could go in and buy boxes of treats and premade cakes. After Sunday School got out, I took Mary, Sarah, and Jeffrey to the south Dairy Queen store which is right next to the day care where Martha works (Martha couldn't come with us because she was singing at out second morning service) and Mary went in for two boxes of Buster Bars, two boxes of Dilly Bars, and a chocolate Blizzard cake! You think Dairy Queen Blizzards by themselves are rich? Whoa . . . The second book (ISBN 0811801802) of Nick Bantock's Griffin & Sabine series, "Sabine's Notebook", picks up with the postcard artist from London and the stamp designer from the South Pacific always one step ahead of each other. First acquainted through postcards and letters and eventually falling in love, Sabine who claims to b
Indecent Exposure A
Indecent Exposure by PrincessKoriandr © Titans Tower, New York, 9:00 AM He couldn't believe his eyes. He just couldn't. That couldn't possibly be a pair of silk thong panties hanging from the corner of the big screen TV!! Dick Grayson was standing in the center of the Titans Tower rec room with his mouth agape, wondering if the team was attacked in the night and no one knew of it. Everywhere he looked he saw chaos. Socks and scanty women's clothing covered every available space. Pictures hung on the walls at weird angles. Empty cans of beer were everywhere with most of them cluttered on the coffee table and around the sofa in front of the TV. Empty chocolate syrup bottles and whip cream containers were everywhere that the beer cans and clothes weren't, and to top it off, he was staring at a very obvious Roy Harper lying on the floor with two very beautiful and very well endowed nude blondes and a ambitious amount of used condoms all around the trio. Trying his damnedest to f
Same Time Next Week B
Same Time Next Week by Mild Mannered Author © "Hello, Diana. That's quite a trick." "Yes. Like Themascyra itself, this island is only partially in the world; we wrenched it out a bit, years ago, to ensure that we would not be discovered. Amazons deal with outsiders on their own terms." Her voice was emotionless. "You may relax; while here we cannot be seen, or heard, or touched by anything outside. We are perfectly alone." "I see." Looking about, he relaxed, his broad shoulders slumping slightly. "It's quite a useful spell. Not having magic, I had to build my private place in the Arctic. This is much nicer." She didn't reply. Standing, she said coolly, "Shall we begin?" "Of course. I'm ready." "Good. Please remove your costume." He stiffened in shock. She stared at him, her cool gaze meeting his surprised one, giving him nothing. His mind raced. What's going on here? Her face is expressionless. What other cues is she giving me? Hmmm. She's standing stock-still, a
Same Time Next Week A
Same Time Next Week by Mild Mannered Author © The world was blue. The sky above, empty of clouds, was a keen azure; the sea below, a deeper aquamarine. The sun, blazing in the western sky, cast a fierce glow over the whole scene. It's beautiful, Kal thought. So beautiful. He flew on, but the glory of the seascape held him. While on land, he made a point of flying at subsonic speeds, so that the thunder of his passage would not inconvenience anyone, but over the oceans he usually ramped up to much higher velocities. Not today, though. Today Metropolis was quiet; today there were no League emergencies; today was for him. He could take the time to enjoy the bounty of his adopted home. Be honest, Kal. This is about more than aesthetics; this is about anticipation. He smiled to himself, and flew on. The north Atlantic sped by beneath him. Occasionally he slowed his flight and came about in mid-air, using his super-vision to look back at the shore he had left behind hund
In The Criminal Justice System.... B
In The Criminal Justice System.... by EroticaSeanStyle © "Oh Jenna, baby, make me cum please. Your tongue feels spectacular! Drive it inside me!" Serena yelled, her hands slipping down to the top of Jenna's head, lacing her fingers through the delicate strands of Jenna's hair. Jenna didn't need to be told twice, as she immediately began to fuck Serena's pussy with her tongue. She made it rigid and speared the woman's pussy with reckless abandon, getting it deep inside before she wiggled it around, causing Serena to thrash about, gripping the bed sheets and raising her back off the bed momentarily before crashing down. She had a mini-orgasm from that, giving Jenna a little taste. "That taste good, baby? There is more where that came from," she said, and Jenna nodded, wanting to taste as much of the woman as it was humanly possible. But she didn't continue to lick Serena's pussy just yet. She removed her mouth, to the chagrin of the woman being eaten thoroughly. She got onto
In The Criminal Justice System.... A
In The Criminal Justice System.... by EroticaSeanStyle © Some feedback would be nice here, folks. ESS Serena Southerlyn was replaying the conversation she just had with her now ex-boss, District Attorney Arthur Branch, in her head while she was filling a box with her personal effects from her office. "A decision has already been made?" she had asked. "Yes, a decision has been made. You're fired," Arthur had said. "Are you firing me because I'm a lesbian?" "No, it's not," Arthur replied. "Good," she said, taking a deep breath. "Good." With one last look at the office she had kept while working under Executive Assistant District Attorney John J. "Jack" McCoy, the statuesque blonde turned out the lights and left. Serena was lost. She had been a brilliant legal mind, yet over the past few weeks, Jack and Arthur were turning down her ideas left and right. Maybe this was a good thing, Serena thought. Before she went home to her apartment in Midtown Manhattan, s
A Drop Of Inque B
A Drop of Inque by HungryGuy © The train crossed several steel bridges and stopped briefly at Newark Penn Station to load more long-haul passengers. Then the train continued on its way as Larry finally dozed off to sleep. Being encased in Inque's body was strangely comforting. Larry woke during the night. The train was quiet except for the whine of the steel wheels rolling on steel rails. He tried to move, but Inque was soundly asleep and as stiff as if he were wearing a solid steel bodysuit. "Inque," he whispered. "Inque!" he said more forcefully, evoking a snort from the passenger in the seat behind him. "What?" she whispered in his ear. "Sorry, but I have to pee again." Larry felt a pressure around his cock squeezing its shaft, but its head feeling it open into an air pocket. "What are you doing, Inque?" he asked with a giggle. "I formed a bladder for you to pee," she answered. "But! Won't the water hurt you?" "A little bit of water won't hur
A Drop Of Inque A
A Drop of Inque by HungryGuy © Some people call New York, "Gotham City." Others call it, "Metropolis." Most call it, "The Big Apple." New York is also the home for all sorts of crazies. They range from self-appointed mercenary groups to would-be superheroes. A day doesn't go by that the news doesn't report the daring deeds of the Guardian Angels, Hells Angels, Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Dare Devil, Wonder Woman, Captain America, the Flash, the Green Hornet, the Green Lantern, the Incredible Hulk, the Six Million Dollar Man, the X-men, The Tomorrow People, the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and way too many others to mention. Larry stopped at a newsstand just after he got out of work Thursday night. He didn't buy it to read, but just to cover his head until he could reach the subway station in the driving rain. Had he read it, he would have learned that, due to a power failure at the cryogenics lab where she was imprisoned inside a block of
Its Called Respect To Ask Before Ripping Stuff I Make For My Friends
'inocent_babygur...' just ripped your 'photo' from 'PsychoBitch Dizzy's FU Wife VIP assistant to Death of special forces'! inocent_ba...: no need i didnt ask for ur thnks ->inocent_ba...: i can make you one if you like ->inocent_ba...: ty ->inocent_ba...: ty inocent_ba...: ok iw will but u should be proud ppl like ur work ->inocent_ba...: out of respect to all here you need to ask the person not take it upon your self to rip ->inocent_ba...: and you need to delete it before i fix you inocent_ba...: then in your option block the rips ->inocent_ba...: excuse me i made it you have no right to it ITS CALLED " RESPECT " BEFORE TAKING WHAT IS NOT YOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only 1494 To Level
only 1494 to level
Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 25,2007
You are at your best in one-on-one situations, whether you're trying a little romance or interviewing for a new position. Even tense confrontations will go much more smoothly than you would have predicted.
9/11 Memorials And The Truth
(This is a blog/bulletin I wrote and posted on Sept 10th 2007 on Fubar due to the 7 year memorial of 911 and all the memorial bulletins people were making on the site. Only two dates have been edited as they were completely wrong and I have added a bit of additional evidence information on 9/11.) 9-10-07 So Sept 11th is a day away and like so many bulletins I have seen each month since I joined Fubar and over the years in emails, there will be blogs and bulletins about the memory of those lost in 9/11. It will be on TV and the radio. "Mourn and feel sorry for those who suffer and died. Remember the worst tragedy in America. Stay stuck in your head and fears so we can control you." You all talk about honoring them but you really don't honor the path their life has taken. You judge them, look down on them and feel sorry for them and the condition for the path their life has taken as if you are better than they were. "Those poor people." The event is not what makes you sad, i
Fun Naughty Pics
Fun pics for my friends, hope you injoy
Two Or Three? C
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © "Don't try to fool me, little man. I don't know the code, but I do know its architecture. If you lie to me again, I'll know, and do you know what I'll do then? I'll leave. Harley and I will go and let Batman find you, tied up to a chair, naked and ready to burst. But if you tell me the truth..." She gave him a quick lick, easing the pain somewhat. "...I'll take you someplace where you've never been." His jerk told her she had hit home. Yet another point for Ivy: game, set, and match. "Tell me now!" Tim gave up. Fatigue and desire had overcome his better judgment and his ability to resist. "Okay! Okay!" With a moment's effort, he recalled the code and gave it to her. He didn't even transpose some digits or change one letter for another, so afraid he was that she might know and refuse to satisfy him. Ivy looked at him, obviously thinking. After a moment, she smiled. "That checks out. Primes in the right places, and all." She drummed her f
We Dont Lose Worth
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. "No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make
Two Or Three? B
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © "Yes?" Ivy's tone was cool, but didn't mask her anticipation. "It was... one if by land, two if by sea." "What?" Ivy looked blank, then frowned. "I gave you an order. Tell me the code on that paper." "Sorry, Ivy," smirked Tim. "Name, rank, and serial number. That's all you're getting from me." He watched her consternation, amused. Without saying anything, she leaned forward again, and Tim made a point of openly ogling her. She kissed his other cheek, hard, and pulled back, studying him intently. "Sorry, doll. Not this time. When Batman heard you had gotten out, he gave us all a shot. Your lipstick, your blood, and all your other little potions; no effect on me, so sorry." As soon as he said it, he wished he could take it back; he had given too much away, especially his immunity to Ivy's toxic body chemistry. Surprise enhances any weapon. Perhaps it was inevitable, though. His small victory, after a night of defeats, coupled wi
Two Or Three? A
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © 1) The following is a work of erotic fiction. Those under 18 (or whatever is the age of majority in your jurisdiction) should stop reading now. 2) This story contains characters and settings copyrighted by DC Comics. This story should be considered a parody of those characters and settings. It is also distributed free of charge and is a non-commercial enterprise; the author derives no profit from its distribution. No copyright infringement is intended. 3) I'm no continuity buff, so for simplicity's sake this story uses the TV show Batman: the Animated Series and its successors as its model, with bits and pieces picked up from the comics as I'm familiar with them. Please accept it as the best knowledge I had when the story was written. This caveat applies especially to Poison Ivy's menu of powers; these appear to have changed from treatment to treatment and over time, so I suppose the version I've given her is appropriate to some incarna
The Breaking Of The Bat B
The Breaking of the Bat by LadyTabitha © "Now that you know who I am, Selena, this makes things rather awkward between us." "Why?" She snorted. "Afraid I'll sell your secret to the highest bidder? Squeal to that annoying Summer What's-Her-Name on the news?" Selena used the knife to cut a small tear in the fabric covering his chest. "No, Bat...I mean, Bruce," She said with a grin. Grabbing on both sides of the tear, she ripped the uniform open, exposing the expanse of his chest to her eyes. He was...beautiful, as much as a man could be beautiful. His bare chest was nothing but solid muscle, smooth beneath her fingers. Here and there were scars that were badges of his years of service to Gotham City, from knife wounds and gunshot wounds. A light smattering of hair ran down from between his pectoral muscles and disappeared into the lower half of the costume, hinting at things yet to be revealed. She ran her hands again and again over the bare skin, closing her eyes to imprint them
The Breaking Of The Bat A
The Breaking of the Bat by LadyTabitha © It'd been months since anyone had heard from the Batman. Gotham City was enjoying an unusually extended lull in its crime rate. Thanks to the efforts of the Batman, nearly all of the underworld's greatest criminals were in police custody. The Joker, the Penguin, the Riddler...even the bit players like Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn were taking extended vacations in Arkham Asylum. Those who weren't had smartly chosen to lay low outside the city limits for a while, and the Batman's reputation kept any new talent from choosing Gotham City as their new home. For now, the streets were safe, and the people went blissfully about their normal schedules. There was one person, however, who was not enjoying the crime-free time in Gotham. Selena Kyle stalked the length of her apartment in frustration. "Damn him," she scowled aloud to one of the many cats weaving their way around her feet. As if in response to her anger, the tiny kitten let out a howl of ag
House Passes Thought Crime Legislation
I don't know why they even bother trying to strike through so much of this bill rather than get it canned.. but believe it or not it's passing!!! Oct 23, 2007: This bill passed in the House of Representatives by roll call vote. The vote was held under a suspension of the rules to cut debate short and pass the bill, needing a two-thirds majority. The totals were 404 Ayes, 6 Nays, 22 Present/Not Voting. In brief - the concept behind this legislation is: First this definition is key: `(2) VIOLENT RADICALIZATION- The term `violent radicalization' means the process of adopting or promoting an extremist belief system for the purpose of facilitating ideologically based violence to advance political, religious, or social change. OK so let me get this one point straight up front.. does this include pentacosts? I mean no offense intended whatsoever if you are one ( on fubar?> Not likely ) but rolling in the aisles and speaking in tongues is pretty radical in my opinion - oops.. better wat
Halloweeen...ancient Origins
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xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 by X Writer © “Hey, he’s not for me!” Bobby yelled, annoyed. “He’s Alison Blaire’s boyfriend...” The Brazilian mutant’s voice trailed off as the man continued to walk on, ignoring him. “Fucking puta.” “Let me handle the next one, slugger.” Guido laughed. His large hand reached out and clasped the shoulder of another passing roadie. “Excuse me. Have you seen a blonde poofter looking leather boy with a stupid look on his face?” “Weird. You’re the second person to ask about this guy. Sure, man.” The guy gestured over to the Mutatis’ trailer. “I saw him go around the back of that trailer with some platinum blonde groupie. That was a while ago.” “Thanks, pal.” Guido released the roadie’s shoulder. “Not exactly what I wanted to hear, but you just made my night a whole lot easier. You see two blonde guys, one tall, one scrawny, as well?” “Yeah, man. That’s who was asking about the leather boy.” The roadie laughed. “Thanks a lot.” Guido
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xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 by X Writer © It was then Roman approached her. He was an infamous producer, wanting to film “Dazzler: The Movie”. Ali had come out of the closet; so to speak, caving in to Roman’s request to reveal herself as a mutant to the world at large. The plan by the shrewd producer ended up backfiring. The publicity was great, but it turned ugly quickly. Ali’s career peaked, the movie tanked, although its later release on VHS and eventually DVD, granted it instant cult classic status. Needless to say, Ali never really saw those profits, since the after movie market hadn’t been truly explored when she had signed the contracts. It was then that she, after avoiding active super-heroics for several years, finally made her way to the xXx-Mansion, and received an invitation to join up with Lila Cheney and her interstellar rock and roll band. Ali’s smooth and soft vocals combined with Lila’s rough and tumble edge proved to be a hit. Some folks touted the
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Here Is Another To Be Finished Later
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xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 by X Writer © "Yesss..." Betsy hissed between her teeth, her mind awash with the intense sensations Sym's penis was causing her, as it rubbed against her moist vagina lips. "!" "Yeah, baby... you fucking got it," Sym laughed, stabbing the massive cock into her burning pussy, sinking it twelve inches deep in one hard thrust. Psylocke groaned and screamed as her body was assaulted with a mind-blowing orgasm. Waves of pleasure rushed Betsy's mind into oblivion. "Come for me, bitch!" Suddenly, Sym jerked to a stop, a silver blade of pure psionic energy appeared, sunk through his chest. His body, held completely still by powerful raw telekinetic power hovered over Psylocke's prone form. The other creatures around them simply exploded. "Were that you were not a simulation, I would have more use for you, abomination," the Shadow King controlled Psylocke hissed up at the frozen monstrosity. "As it is, I may have one more use for y
Lyrics Only- Lacrymosa
"Lacrymosa" Out on your own, Cold and alone again. Can this be what you really wanted, baby? Blame it on me, Set your guilt free. Nothing can hold you back now. Now that you're gone, I feel like myself again. Grieving the things I can't repair and willing... To let you blame it on me, And set your guilt free. I don't want to hold you back now love. I can't change who I am. Not this time, I won't lie to keep you near me. And in this short life, there's no time to waste on giving up. My love wasn't enough. And you can blame it on me, Just set your guilt free, honey. I don't want to hold you back now love.
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xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 by X Writer © Warning: The following story contains a little bit of just about every possible sort of sex one can have, and in some cases, some sorts of sex that are impossible for us non-powered humans, no matter how hard we wish we could. Enjoy, and if you find parts of this offensive, well, just remember, it's only a story! I can only hope that if you weren't a fan of the X-Men before, perhaps, through my writing, you can share and appreciate the fondness for these characters I have had since 1978. As always, your feedback is readily welcome! --------------------------------------------------------------- In the world of Marvel's merry mutants, where strange powers meet strange desires, one team stands as mutant kind's last and best hope for a kinky co-existence with humanity... X Writer proudly presents: The New xXx-Men! --------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter Two: In the Heat of the Night
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. "No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make
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xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 01 by X Writer © Theresa felt the increased uncontrolled thrusts of James’ crotch into her face, his sparse curly pubic hairs tickling at her petite slim nose. At this moment, she had only two frequencies going, a nice resonance. Of course, if she wanted a midnight snack, she would have to add a third. Bobbing her head on his iron hard shaft, she flexed her vocal cords to begin a third note, completing the chord. The higher frequency, buzzing like a mad mosquito, drove straight through James’ flesh, along the massive pole and into his scrotum. James grunted as if he had been punched hard in the stomach, that electric buzzing sensation having reached his throbbing nuts. His eyes rolled back in their sockets, his mind a blaze of exploding pleasure. YES! Late night protein shake! Theresa smirked as she felt James’ prick pulse in her throat. She found it near impossible to concentrate on keeping the right frequencies flowing through the restricted
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xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 01 by X Writer © Warning: The following story contains a little bit of just about every possible sort of sex one can have, and in some cases, some sorts of sex that are impossible for us non-powered humans, no matter how hard we wish we could. Enjoy, and if you find parts of this offensive, well, just remember, it's only a story! I can only hope that if you weren’t a fan of the X-Men before, perhaps, through my writing, you can share and appreciate the fondness for these characters I have had since 1978. As always, your feedback is readily welcome! --------------------------------------------- In the world of Marvel's merry mutants, where strange powers meet strange desires, one team stands as mutant kind’s last and best hope for a kinky co-existence with humanity... X Writer proudly presents: The New xXx-Men! --------------------------------------------- Chapter One: Fifty Seven Channels and Nothing On, The Xavier Institute, We
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In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and
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I Am Slowly Learning.....
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X-Women: Evolution - Rogue and Jean Part 2 DISCALIMER: The following story is a work of fiction depicting illicit sexual acts between two females. If this sort of content offends you, or is illegal in your area, please do not continue. Jean Gray, Rogue, Charles Xavier, and others are copyrights of Marvel Comics and I am in no way affiliated with the company. Again, comments are appreciated, and thanks to those of you who showed a positive response to the first chapter of this story. ************************************************************ Rogue crawled up and they kissed deeply, sharing Jean's juice as she recovered from her orgasm. Coming down from her high, she collapsed on her back, panting heavily. Rogue nuzzled her breast. "My God, that was amazing," she told her. "I've never felt anything like that before." "Why, thank you, Ms. Gray. Glad I could be of service." Jean giggled. "Don't call me that," she said as she gently kissed her lover. She co
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X-Women: Evolution - Rogue and Jean Part 1 DISCALIMER: The following story is a work of fiction depicting illicit sexual acts between two females. If this sort of content offends you, or is illegal in your area, please do not continue. Jean Gray, Rogue, Charles Xavier, and others are copyrights of Marvel Comics and I am in no way affiliated with the company. Comments are appreciated, and this is my first work. Thank you. ************************************************************ "Mmm... I love!" Jean said as she inhaled. "Smells like someone in horny." "I have wanted you for so long," Rogue began, "but didn't want to scare you off. I love you so much." "I know," Jean replied, inviting her friend to her. "You have nothing to be afraid of." Rogue walked over to her and sat down again. Jean leaned in and kissed her deeply again, caressing her breast through her black tank top, rolling her hard nipples in her fingers. She pulled Rogue down on top of her as th
Please Reply To This Sex Game
IF WE HAD SEX GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE Skuured. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS BE WITH YOU. 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you make me say your name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would give me a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?14. Would you take ur time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it"? 18 Would we be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
This Is So Cool
I just noticed on FUBAR about FUPAL, this is so cool, and its great to share our fubar bucks for ppl that need some help.......I have already saw several that have shared, so I joined in and it feels good to send a gift like that. hugggzzz & smiles friends, ~~~~Leah~~~~
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X-Women: Evolution - Rogue and Jean Part 1 DISCALIMER: The following story is a work of fiction depicting illicit sexual acts between two females. If this sort of content offends you, or is illegal in your area, please do not continue. Jean Gray, Rogue, Charles Xavier, and others are copyrights of Marvel Comics and I am in no way affiliated with the company. Comments are appreciated, and this is my first work. Thank you. ************************************************************ Jean lay on her bed. Her body sore and her mind exhausted from the X-Men's evening training session. She sighed in contentment as she opened her eyes and turned her attention towards Rogue at the opposite end of the bed. "Mmm... that feels wonderful," she told her friend, "you're amazing." Rogue was giving Jean a relaxing foot massage. "Why, thank you, Ms. Gray." The pale beauty replied with a smile. "Glad I could be of service." Ms. Gray. Ugh. Jean thought to herself with a giggl
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X-men: Bast Ch. 08 by Crouching_Buddha © He reached down with one hand. She gasped and jerked slightly as she felt the swollen fleshy head of his cock sliding between her engorged pussy lips. He ran it up and down her pink flesh. Her already plentifully flowing fluids created a soft squishing sound as he ran his cockhead up and down her juicy slit. " good..." She sighed, squirming in an effort just to keep still. Logan grinned widely, and ceased his ministrations, allowing the head of his dick to rest against her clit. A hand reached up and toyed with her bountiful tits, kneading them with a certain amount of roughness that made the soft, full flesh squish and jiggle. Kia didn't seem to mind. In fact, she arched her back in pleasure, thrusting her bosom against his squeezing, pinching hands. He took a half moment to admire her assets. He had seen his share of breasts, had felt quite a few as well. And he knew without a doubt, these were the largest, softest, firmest,
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X-men: Bast Ch. 08 by Crouching_Buddha © Legal issues: Kia Jaeger (codename Bast) is an original character and belongs to me. All other characters and core X-men concepts are copyright Marvel, Stan Lee, and other creators. I do not own any of them, nor do I profit from them in any way. Author Note: This story is based upon the story and setup in the comics and takes place at no particular point in them, but is instead treated as it's own events separate from many of the large happenings in the comics. Also, I am not fully aware of every significant event that has happened in the X-men's long history, so the information presented in this story and the information in the comics may not always 100% add up. Some characters who might even be dead as of the current X-men issues may be alive in this story. *** Chapter 8 Three days later, Kia couldn't get the matter from her mind. Kia sat at her desk, waiting for her students to finish their work. She was evil; she had sprun
Just A Word To The Wise. E-mail Petitions Are Not Acceptable To Congress
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X-men: Bast Ch. 07 by Crouching_Buddha © His thrusts became faster and shorter. He held her head firmly and she pressed her face into him as best she could. She was so warm, so soft. She eagerly greeted his cock with a hard suck every time he thrust into her fully. Her lips were spread thin across his massive girth, hardly able to contain him in the confines of her mouth. Logan threw his head back and grunted. He stiffened all over and felt his cock pump. Kia took advantage of his off guard moment and dove straight down his shaft. She swallowed him again and sucked hard. She only slurped twice before the hot sensation of cum splattered against the back of her throat. Logan grunted a second time and another shot of cum followed. Kia acted as if she barely noticed. She continued to suck and thrust her tongue along his cock. He shot again. And again. His thick ejaculation filled her mouth, forcing her to swallow his viscous, syrupy jism several times. Kia only stopped swallowing
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X-men: Bast Ch. 07 by Crouching_Buddha © *** Legal issues: Kia Jaeger(codename Bast) is an original character and belongs to me. All other characters and core X-men concepts are copyright Marvel, Stan Lee, and other creators. I do not own any of them, nor do I profit from them in any way. Author Note: This story is based upon the story and setup in the comics and takes place at no particular point in them, but is instead treated as it's own events separate from many of the large happenings in the comics. Also, I am not fully aware of every significant event that has happened in the X-men's long history, so the information presented in this story and the information in the comics may not always 100% add up. Some characters who might even be dead as of the current X-men issues may be alive in this story. *** Chapter 7 "Ah, Logan," Kurt smiled as he walked into the garage. Wolverine stood by one of the many cars, waiting for his blue friend to arrive. His unruly hair was rela
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Sarah Is My Starshine
There are few people who come into your lives that actually make a difference. A big enough difference for you to stop, and look, to realize just how special they are. Sarah (Riot Gyrl) is one of those people to me. I care for her deeply though only knowing her for a short time. She makes my wee heart happy. I enjoy talking to her more then she knows. She makes me smile. And I love getting all excited when we find out more and more things we have in common. Sarah, it hurts me to know if your sad. I wish I could make everything better for you and you know I would if I could. If I can put a smile on you're just way too pretty face.... You're one of the best people I know. And I'm privlaged to know such a strong wonderful person like you and call you my friend.
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X-men: Bast Ch. 06 by Crouching_Buddha © Kia snapped out a front kick at his abdomen, making him scoot back out of range. Before he'd even finished dodging she exploded into motion again, raising her knee and driving forward with it past Logan's guard. Logan grunted heavily as the woman's knee blasted into his stomach. He had to admit, she was good, especially for someone who was only now becoming a part of the X-men's dangerous world. She was dizzying fast when she used her powers on herself, and her strength was nothing to laugh at either. But he was Wolverine, and no one knew the game as well as he did. His hand shot forward and gripped the front of her shirt, bunching it in his fist and yanking it forward as he kicked out her legs. Kia tumbled over, quickly catching herself and attempting to roll away. But Logan kept his hold on her shirt and jerked her back, smacking her to the ground and reaching down to press his free hand to her throat warningly. Kia ceased stru
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X-men: Bast Ch. 06 by Crouching_Buddha © Legal issues: Kia Jaeger(codename Bast) is an original character and belongs to me. All other characters and core X-men concepts are copyright Marvel, Stan Lee, and other creators. I do not own any of them, nor do I profit from them in any way. Author Note: This story is based upon the story and setup in the comics and takes place at no particular point in them, but is instead treated as it's own events separate from many of the large happenings in the comics. Also, I am not fully aware of every significant event that has happened in the X-men's long history, so the information presented in this story and the information in the comics may not always 100% add up. Some characters who might even be dead as of the current X-men issues may be alive in this story. *** Chapter Six Scott, Jean, Hank, and Ororo sat in a semi-circle around Charles' desk early Wednesday, the next morning. Scott sat upright in his chair, doing his best to lo
Fu Bucks
Oh boy I can now give away my fubucks to others (134,00 and counting) ok who wants to sit on my lap and sweet talk me out of some fu bucks???? Ed
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X-men: Bast Ch. 05 by Crouching_Buddha © "What do you think happened to the Manor defense systems?" Kia asked Rogue as the team broke off to their various tasks. "Hell if Ah know," Rogue shrugged. "But it ain't good, either way. It's bad enough some folk know how to find us...Ah'd hate to think they can reach out at us like this again." "Comforting," Kia muttered, and followed her friend up to the surface levels. *** The next morning Kia woke early and put on her grungy jeans and an old t-shirt. Both had seen better days, and were dotted and smudged with various stains and wrinkles, but they were comfortable. It was Saturday, and Kia, along with several others, had promised to help Hank clean up and repair his lab. After grabbing a quick and slim breakfast, she descended to the lower levels and found Ororo and Hank already hard at work. Kurt was crouched, welder in hand, getting a new door to the lab rooms set in place and secure. Peter was holding the new door up, tra
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X-men: Bast Ch. 05 by Crouching_Buddha © Legal issues: Kia Jaeger(codename Bast) is an original character and belongs to me. All other characters and core X-men concepts are copyright Marvel, Stan Lee, and other creators. I do not own any of them, nor do I profit from them in any way. Author Note: This story is based upon the story and setup in the comics and takes place at no particular point in them, but is instead treated as it's own events separate from many of the large happenings in the comics. Also, I am not fully aware of every significant event that has happened in the X-men's long history, so the information presented in this story and the information in the comics may not always 100% add up. Some characters who might even be dead as of the current X-men issues may be alive in this story. *** Kia woke just after 2 A.M. several nights later. Her eyes fluttered about for a moment before she realized the noise that had woken her was the Mansion alarm. She sat up qui
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X-men: Bast Ch. 04 by Crouching_Buddha © As the four finished up their various tasks and chores, Scott came storming into the Hanger. He was scowling deeply and the icy glare he swept over his four team mates was visible even through his ruby glasses. "What the hell was that about?" he demanded. "Where do you all get off taking the Blackbird by yourselves?" Before anyone else could make a sarcastic remark, Storm answered, "There was a riot near Manhattan. It was becoming very ugly, and there was a possibility that people would be hurt and Mutants would be persecuted. We had to quell it." "A riot?" Scott sneered. "Oh, this was the perfect team to bring to take care of a situation like that, Storm. You took the half trained and practically useless woman who refuses to listen to orders and the two biggest hot-heads on the team. You could've gotten everyone killed!" "I don't listen to your orders," Kia clarified icily. Ororo almost took a step back in shock, her eyes wid
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X-men: Bast Ch. 04 A
X-men: Bast Ch. 04 by Crouching_Buddha © Legal issues: Kia Jaeger(codename Bast) is an original character and belongs to me. All other characters and core X-men concepts are copyright Marvel, Stan Lee, and other creators. I do not own any of them, nor do I profit from them in any way. Author Note: This story is based upon the story and setup in the comics and takes place at no particular point in them, but is instead treated as it's own events separate from many of the large happenings in the comics. Also, I am not fully aware of every significant event that has happened in the X-men's long history, so the information presented in this story and the information in the comics may not always 100% add up. Some characters who might even be dead as of the current X-men issues may be alive in this story. *** Chapter 4 Saturday morning was well underway by the time Kia woke, a bit later than usual. She showered and dressed in a soft pink tank-top and snug jeans. She went
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X-men: Bast Ch. 03 by Crouching_Buddha © "Rogue? Vat did I do?" Kurt asked in concerned confusion. "Ah just don't wanna play any more!" Rogue snapped. "Are you okay?" Kia asked. Rogue started out the room, calling over her shoulder, "Ah'm goin' outside." "Walking or flying?" Kia asked. "Uh...walkin Ah guess. You wanna come?" "Sure," Kia nodded. "You want a coat?" Rogue gave Kia a funny look. "I'll get us some sweaters," Kia shrugged. "I'll meet you by the stairs." "Vat was zat all about?" Kurt asked Psylocke as the two women exited. Betsy shrugged, seeming distracted. "Maybe scoring fifty three points against her five didn't set well with her," Bobby suggested. *** Kia and Rogue strode down one of the Mansion's beautiful garden paths. Though too early for the plants and flowers to be in bloom this far in upstate New York, evergreens were prominent in this part of the gardens, tall trees and wide shrubs still green and thriving among their hiberna
X-men: Bast Ch. 03 A
X-men: Bast Ch. 03 by Crouching_Buddha © *** Legal issues: Kia Jaeger(codename Bast) is an original character and belongs to me. All other characters and core X-men concepts are copyright Marvel, Stan Lee, and other creators. I do not own any of them, nor do I profit from them in any way. Author Note: This story is based upon the story and setup in the comics and takes place at no particular point in them, but is instead treated as it's own events separate from many of the large happenings in the comics. Also, I am not fully aware of every significant event that has happened in the X-men's long history, so the information presented in this story and the information in the comics may not always 100% add up. Some characters who might even be dead as of the current X-men issues may be alive in this story. *** Storm set two plates piled high with salad and heavily loaded with tomatoes. Kia sat down across from her and took her plate from Ororo. It was Wednesday, the day aft
X-men: Bast Ch. 02 C
X-men: Bast Ch. 02 by Crouching_Buddha © In an hour and a half he would be giving a lecture on the nature of Human-Mutant relations throughout history and where he and others like him hoped they would go in the future. It was one of his favorite lectures, one that he gave to all first year students when business with the team and the school were relaxed enough to give him the opportunity. He felt the stirrings of Logan's mind just outside his door and looked up as his long time friend walked in. Logan plopped into the chair in front of Charles desk, a lit cigar between his lips, and kicked his feet up onto the edge of Charles large oak desk. "Pete said ya wanted to see me, Chuck." "Yes, well," Charles said slowly. "It's good to see you're well, Logan. Now, please put that out and put your feet on the floor, where they belong." Logan smirked and moved his feet, then snubbed his cigar out in the ashtray Charles kept on the end of his desk just for these visits. Every time Lo
Hey..."friends" And "family"
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X-men: Bast Ch. 02 by Crouching_Buddha © The pair entered the Danger Room to find Kurt and Peter waiting for them, along with a man that Kia wasn't familiar with. Kurt was one of Kia's closest friends in the Mansion. He was one of the most inhuman appearing Mutants, as well, which didn't bother Kia in the least. He stood at about her own height, though he often seemed shorter because of the way he tended to slink and crouch about. He was a slender and thin man, toned and tight of body like all the team tended to be. Though he had surprising strength for his size and was quite a fighter, he was physically unimposing. He had a pronounced physical mutation which unlike many Mutants, whose physical appearance changed at puberty, had been evident since birth. His body was covered in short, dark blue fir. He had pointed, almost elvish ears and three unusually shaped toes. His hands too had only three digits, two thick fingers and a thumb. A long, prehensile tail extended from the smal
X-men: Bast Ch. 02 A
X-men: Bast Ch. 02 by Crouching_Buddha © Legal issues: Kia Jaeger(codename Bast) is an original character and belongs to me. All other characters and core X-men concepts are copyright Marvel, Stan Lee, and other creators. I do not own any of them, nor do I profit from them in any way. Author Note: This story is based upon the story and setup in the comics and takes place at no particular point in them, but is instead treated as it's own events separate from many of the large happenings in the comics. Also, I am not fully aware of every significant event that has happened in the X-men's long history, so the information presented in this story and the information in the comics may not always 100% add up. Some characters who might even be dead as of the current X-men issues may be alive in this story. *** Chapter 2 Seven Months Later... "Fuck!" Psylocke exclaimed, tossing her thick purple hair as she undulating along the length of Logan's thick cock. It pounded deep
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X-men: Bast Ch. 01 by Crouching_Buddha © "However, I can use my powers, and a special machine I have made, to scan the surface thoughts of many people. I can use it to search for for Mutants, like you, who are young and do not know how to control or live with their manifesting powers." "That's how you found me," Robby stated. "Yes," Xavier replied. "So...what do you want?" Robby asked again. "We wish to help you," Xavier replied. "We are familiar with the kind of things you are going through. It is the same way for almost all Mutants your age. We have a place where you can come to be safe and among your own." "What is this, some kind of occult thing? Do I automatically gotta go with you now because I'm a Mutant?" Robby asked nervously. Charles smiled and shook his head slowly. "Not at all, Robby. Being a Mutant does't mean you have to do anything. There are no...Mutant rules, or anything of the sort. And we will not make you do anything. There are
For Someone That I Love...
ok, this is seepage from someone else's brain... it's a song written by mark salomon, who does vocals for one of my favorite bands, stavesacre. the song is mostly about the masks that we wear to disguise ourselves from the people around us. it speaks to me deeply because there is a lot about myself that i don't show to people. at the same time, i feel lonely because no one really does know me. it creates a lot of tension within me. anyway... when this fleeting limelight fades and we're alone again what name will your heart speak? what is true? what is real? not what you feel what you know eternally ten years running blind and aimlessly warming by the fires of bridges burning ten thousand peering eyes that can only see the show, the smile, the face i allow how many more break beneath the surface? young and bold, but blind and led by blind His person missed beyond His name was this the hope when we began? a tragic generation of faithless children and forgotten l
X-men: Bast Ch. 01 A
X-men: Bast Ch. 01 by Crouching_Buddha © *** Legal issues: Kia Jaeger(codename Bast) is an original character and belongs to me. All other characters and core X-men concepts are copyright Marvel, Stan Lee, and other creators. I do not own any of them, nor do I profit from them in any way. Author Note: This story is based upon the story and setup in the comics and takes place at no particular point in them, but is instead treated as it's own events separate from many of the large happenings in the comics. Also, I am not fully aware of every significant event that has happened in the X-men's long history, so the information presented in this story and the information in the comics may not always 100% add up. Some characters who might even be dead as of the current X-men issues may be alive in this story. *** Chapter One The spacious halls of Prestonwood Academy were empty and abandoned with the exception for three people marching purposefully down their lengths, shoes
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the ca
Stop The Violence....but How?
“The Memphis metropolitan area, after coming in second last year, tops this year's ranking of metro areas by the rate of violent crime -- homicide, rape, aggravated assault and robbery." Memphis is the city in which I have lived all of my life, it is the city in which I was born, raised, became and adult, a parent and now it is the city in which I shake my head in disgust at. Of course it is not just my hometown where homicides, robberies, rapes etc. are occurring too frequently to count, so what exactly is the solution. What can be done to Stop the Violence? At night when I watch the news, I hear stories of murder, murder and more murder. I hear story after story of robberies, scandals and all around violence. Everyday I see lil gang bangers hanging out, shooting dice, smoking weed and just generally not caring that they are blocking people from getting by and even worse that elderly people are passing by and shaking their heads at how the young generation is ruined and ou
The Scam:
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Actual News Article
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Rewind Life
If you could rewind your life to a certain point, what part of your life would you go back to? You would be allowed to make any changes to that certain point in life that you wanted to make. Do you think that if you could do this your life would have been completely different? Or would it have been worse because you missed out on one of your life lessons. Do you think some things that happened were meant to be and even though they may have been negative, the end result helped to shape who you are today? Would you go back to make changes or would you go back just to take a look at yourself or just for the memories? Or if given the chance, would you decline the offer to rewind to a certain point in your life?
Time To Make Some Changes
If i don't talk to you much in the next few weeks, please don't take it personally... I have some wounds that need tending.... I am really very good at pasting on a smile to make everyone think i am ok...when in reality i feel my world tumbling around me. Heh..i post blogs...and lie...cause i can't take seeing anyone else hurting... I fix things people need fixing...but won't let anyone fix me... I listen when people need to talk...but rarely will i let out even one tenth of what i hold inside... I hold hands when people need it..and let people hold mine when doing so will make them feel better about me... Noone sees all of me...noone I won't permit it...cause when i do let someone see more than they had already seen they either run away or something..I can't ruin other people's happiness even at the expense of my own... If you know other ways to get ahold of may want to use them... I may log on here to check things...but i sincerely doubt i will be talking much...
Hillary's First Day As President...
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X-men New Genesis: Prologue F
X-Men New Genesis: Prologue X-MEN: Mutant Genesis Prologue By God of Jam and THE OAF `Now's my chance,' M realized, `I could probably resist, I've got my strength back, all I have to do is resist, make her mine. But much to her surprise though she realised she didn't want to, she liked being submissive, at least in this instance, and decided to indulge Jubilee. `Hell if you're risking so much you might as well go the whole nine yards so to speak,' M thought, `besides I know that I could turn the tables any time I want, she probably knows that too.' M knelt before Jubilee, smelling her arousal even through the panties, the scent refocused her attention on the task, Jubilee reached up and grabbed hold of the coat hanger on the back of her door, helping M as she lifted her on to her shoulders, up close the scent of Jubilee's pussy was dizzying and overwhelming, driving M mad with lust. M nuzzled the damp material of Jubilee's panties like a starving man, pushing t
Need Someone
See my primary photo? How it is 5 different pictures and it cycles through them and stops longer for a few seconds on the pic that says Normal People worry me...Someone made that for me. I don't know how to do that or even have a prgram to do it with. I would like another one made. Does anybody on my friends lost know how to do those kinds of pics? I would appreciate if someone could help me. I have different pics to use for it.
X-men New Genesis: Prologue E
X-Men New Genesis: Prologue X-MEN: Mutant Genesis Prologue By God of Jam and THE OAF A lusty smile crossed Ororo's lips as she turned the toy back up to full, grateful that, yet again, Rogue hadn't let her down. Ororo began working the toy frantically, her pussy so wet now that even her oversized toy slid in and out with ease. This was the moment she enjoyed the most; her cunt momentarily spent, too tired to immediately cum again, so wet that she could go for broke without too much discomfort and the toy turned up so high she could feel the vibrations right the way up inside her core, her poor pussy almost felt like it was about to be shaken apart. She was moaning so loud that she realised that even Rogue must be able to hear her even through the wall. Either Rogue was so caught up in her own thing as not to care, or she was getting just as turned on by the situation as Ororo was because rather than stopping Rogue seemed to redouble her efforts, working even har
X-men New Genesis: Prologue D
X-Men New Genesis: Prologue X-MEN: Mutant Genesis Prologue By God of Jam and THE OAF "I'm not going to punish you again Emma, in fact we have special lessons here for young women like yourself." Emma stiffened in confusion, gasping in surprise as Miss Munroe delicately inserted one long finger into her dripping honey pot and scooped out some of her sweet pussy cream. "Mmm... You taste good enough to eat! Would you like that Emma, would you like me to eat you're tight little pussy?" Her tutor asked, her voice still calm and unreadable even as she sucked Emma's cum off her finger. "Wha... (Gulp), what do you mean?" She asked nervously, not sure what was going to happen next, but knowing she was powerless to stop it. Ms. Monroe's only answer was to kneel down behind the shocked pupil and begin to nuzzle her tasty pussy, licking it hungrily. Emma squealed in surprise, her eyes wide as she looked franticly over her shoulder to see what her teacher was doing to her.
X-men New Genesis: Prologue C
X-Men New Genesis: Prologue X-MEN: Mutant Genesis Prologue By God of Jam and THE OAF "It's OK Scott, I know you have a lot on your mind, not that it hurts to mention it once in a while." she replied teasingly, moving slightly to give him a better look at what she was wearing. To her delight she saw his head tilt down, almost feeling his eyes on her body as they took in the sight of her sexy, semi clad form. "Look, maybe we could early night for a change, I mean if you want to?" Jean mentally crossed her fingers, though she really didn't need to. No man on earth (with the possible exception of NorthStar) could ever turn down such an offer. "I'm sure we could way to help you forget all about squabbling team mate's, at least for a few hours." Jean tried her best `naughty' sexy voice hoping it would have the desired effect on her husband. Scott reached up and softly brushed her beautiful red hair away from her face before kissing her light
X-men New Genesis: Prologue B
X-Men New Genesis: Prologue X-MEN: Mutant Genesis Prologue By God of Jam and THE OAF Firstly this is a parody. Most of the characters used in this story are the copyright of Marvel Comics and its subsidiaries, either way I acknowledge that these are not my characters and are used in a sneaky and underhand way by not asking the permission of the owners. We gain no profit from these stories; in fact we are forced to write them by a shadowy threatening figure. (So now you know...) Secondly I would like to thank all the tireless writers who have written so much, inspiring us to start writing ourselves. These include Dimitri, Trent Wolf, Shadowhand, and DangerGuy to name just a few, if we are anywhere near as good as those guys we'll be very pleased and probably give ourselves a pat on the back. Finally this story is set in an alternate timeline, that's just to cover my ass when it comes to people complaining that ` issue 236 the Professor said that Magneto a
List Of Illnesses + Vitamins That Can Help
Diseases and nutritional deficiencies: How to handle The best measures in case of almost any disease are: * Pure water. * Lots of fruit and vegetables. * Raw fruit and vegetables. * Moderate amounts of nuts, seeds, grain products, peas and beans. * Necessary nutritional supplements (vitamins, minerals etc. as per the alphabetical guide below) * Fresh air. * Good and sufficient sleep. * Emotional balance. * Mental health. * Good social relations. Described below is the possible use of vitamins and other nutrients in to help handle different symptoms, diseases and various other circumstances. The most important ones are underlined. Be aware that vitamins and other nutritional supplements cannot replace healthy food, proper living conditions and following the above measures. Comments regarding some vitamins and other nutritional supplements: * B vitamins: Instead of taking the individual B vitamins separately, it is usual
X-men New Genesis: Prologue A
X-Men New Genesis: Prologue X-MEN: Mutant Genesis Prologue By God of Jam and THE OAF Firstly this is a parody. Most of the characters used in this story are the copyright of Marvel Comics and its subsidiaries, either way I acknowledge that these are not my characters and are used in a sneaky and underhand way by not asking the permission of the owners. We gain no profit from these stories; in fact we are forced to write them by a shadowy threatening figure. (So now you know...) Secondly I would like to thank all the tireless writers who have written so much, inspiring us to start writing ourselves. These include Dimitri, Trent Wolf, Shadowhand, and DangerGuy to name just a few, if we are anywhere near as good as those guys we'll be very pleased and probably give ourselves a pat on the back. Finally this story is set in an alternate timeline, that's just to cover my ass when it comes to people complaining that ` issue 236 the Professor said that Magneto a
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The Voice *poem*
I lay my head in my hands,and let my fears go.I close my eyes and says "it's ok" I let the tears slowly start to flow.Before I know it,I am starting to sob,as the tears streak my face I ask outloud "WHY?!"..No one is there to answer my cry.I feel a hand touch my shoulder,it is gentle and squeezes so slightly..I hear the words "I am here for you"in a voice said so lightly.I take my hands away from my face,to see who is standing with me in this place..there is nobody."How could it be?"..the voice I heard said again "I am here for you,though you can not see me,everyday I walk with you"..I bowed my head and said a prayer,which normally I do not do,again came the soothing voice"I am here for you".
I realize that I uses these things way too often...
The Name: Catherine
The name CATHERINE, Definition, Origin From the Greek name Αικατερίνη (Aikaterine). It derives from the earlier Εκατερίνη (Hekaterine) which came from 'εκάτερος' (hekateros) "each of the two"; also it could derive from the name of the Goddess HECATE; it could be related to Greek αικια (aikia) "torture". The etymology is much debated it could be from a Coptic name meaning "my consecration of your name". The Romans associated it with Greek καθαρός (katharos) "pure" and changed their spelling from Katerina to Katharina to reflect this. Since this is a GReek name I believe the Greek version is correct. Religion: 1) A 4th-century saint and martyr from Alexandria who was tortured on the famous Catherine wheel, 2) Catherine of Siena, a 14th-century mystic. Royalties: 1) Empress Ca
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The Beast Within
Let me wrench these thoughts,this monster from my brain. Let me fling them from me. I scream out in my fear and pain. On my nees I beg You! deliver me,set me free! These tears I have cried are with out number. I found relief in these bleeding wrists. My feelings torment me as they wake me from my slumber. The Beasts whos presence I can feel, I want to let it out,and just let go. Its scars that mark and bind me are all to real. Its wounds and my blood are all I feel. No matter how much I may feel its rage, I can not let it loose. For its freedom would be my cage. Its victory my noose! By Rachel m.m. 2007
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A man cooks a deer but doesn't tell the kids what it is.. So he gives a clue.. It's what ur mother calls me! The son yells "Don't eat it.. It's a f*ckin Dick" !!!!
Love We Share ....
will the love we share last or will just the friendship we have out last our love..... The Love a I share with you comes from so deep in my heart I wonder if I should share it at all because every time I share my deepest love for someone I always get hurt and I can never repair the pain.... The love I share with you is the strongest love I have ever felt it brings me to my knees .... The love I share with you is something I can never let anyone else have .... The love I share with you is the most beautiful thing when we make love I whisper in your ear when our body's are so close telling every deep feeling I have for you and it makes the sex so tense we both let go at the same time.... The love I share with you makes me wonder if it to much for you to handle.....
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I Copied This So U All Might Know A Little More About The Call Me Feature
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a fu-m
Wolverine's Desire
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Wolverine Gets A Little Upset B
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Wolverine Gets A Little Upset A
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Wolverine Confidential B
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Wolverine Confidential A
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The Fantastic Four-gy A
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My Night With Spider-man
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Lookit Mah Kin!!
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Spiderman Meets J. Jameson Ch. 03 C
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Spiderman Meets J. Jameson Ch. 03 B
Spiderman Meets J. Jameson Ch. 03 by Master_Vassago © Jenna pulled her head back just a bit and pleaded, "Spiderman fill my hot wet mouth with your cum, I promise you many more chances today to spurt your seed, don't hold back let it go right now, my friends will be here soon enough anyway." As soon as she was done speaking she started to drop her mouth back over his cock and she bobbed up and down over and over again. Her nose bumping his stomach each time she dropped down to its base. She sucked and hummed and stroked his cock with her hand on every up beat of her lips. Finally she felt his cock twitch and she grabbed his ass and fucked her mouth with his big rigid shaft. "OH MY FUCKING LORD!" Spiderman moaned. His breath was coming in shallow pants as she slurped and swallowed his shaft. Finally the dam broke and he yelled, "I am cum cumm cummming Jenna." She let the first spurt slam into the back of her throat before she pulled back and sucked the tip and swirled her tongue
Spiderman Meets J. Jameson Ch. 03 A
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Spiderman Meets J. Jameson by Master_Vassago © Well, the amazing Spiderman was feeling pretty damn good about himself, having foiled the latest bank robberies around town. Mary Jane was off to Europe for the summer and he was feeling blue balls in full effect He slipped out of costume and went off to shoot some photos for the well know magazine Pussyhunter. As he knew this wasn't the most reputable job but it was bringing in enough money that he could help Aunt Mae with her bills and he also had some extra spending money. He was still taking photos of himself as Spiderman and getting paid well for it but his side job was also helping relieve the blue balls inside his spideysuit. He wouldn't use his own name for this job though, no the Peter Parker name was reserved for the Daily Bugle. The name he used for his Pussyhunter photo shoots was Hugh G. Member. He liked it for obvious reasons and all the girls he shot always asked if it were true. As Hugh he could get paid for look
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 08
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 08 by Deathstalker2099 © Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue Eight: Pur of the Black Cat Felicia Hardy was impressed with the site of Peter's new apartment. It was enormous and the rent was obviously expensive. By the look of things, they were doing very good in their new line of work. She was even more impressed when she saw they're 'maid'. She felt a tingling down in her loins and smirked, giving the maid a wink. Her smirk turned into a grin as she saw the girl blush and turn away. Felicia's eyes wandered down to her ass, nicely accented in the French maid outfit she wore. Hopefully, she'd be able to get better aquainted with the young woman later; after her job was done. Mary Jane came out of the bedroom wearing a semi-transparent, white lace teddy. She grinned as she saw Felicia and Peter. She walked up to Peter and wrapped her arms around him, giving him a deep kiss. Felicia watched as the two tongue wrestled. Peter seemed a little on edge. She fig
if you dont want your Fubucks Plz Send them to me.. they are located under gifts.. how to send em the reason i ask is im saving up for spotlight
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 07
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 07 by Deathstalker2099 © Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue Seven: Pur of the Black Cat - Part One It had been a week since Serena Jensen had come to live with Mary Jane, Peter, and Ben. In that time, she'd been told about Peter and Ben's secret, night time activites fighting crime and she seemed alright with it. She had promised to keep her lips sealed and not spill the secret to anyone. It didn't take long for her and Ben to get together and now they shared a bedroom. The sounds of the two fucking were frequently heard throughout the apartment. Occasionally, Serena and MJ would get together for some fun of their own and what Serena had yet to tell MJ was that she had had sex with Peter the other night. She didn't think she'd mind, but Peter had sworn her to secrecy so she kept her mouth shut. Mary Jane's movies had been selling incredibly well, they hadn't really slowed down since they first started putting them out. If it kept up, as much money as t
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 06
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 06 by Deathstalker2099 © Issue Six: Enter the Maid Serena Jensen was laying on her bed, one breast hanging out of her night gown as she played with her nipple. Her other hand was shoved under her gown, between her legs, fingering her sopping wet snatch. The woman moaned as she pleasured herself, trying to bring her over the edge. Just before she got there, the phone rang, totally ruining the mood. She sighed, frustrated, and grabbed the phone, putting it to her ear. "This had better be really fuckin' good." Mary Jane heard her friend's voice and knew immediately she'd interrupted some sort of sexual act. "Hey, Serena," she said. "It's MJ. Did I call at a bad time?" Serena became a bit less annoyed when she heard MJ's voice. "Oh, hey MJ. Nothing I can't finish later. What's up? I heard you've been making a bundle in the porn industry. Thought you wanted to stay legit?" "I did, but I decided that if you're gonna do porn, you could do a lot wo
Just Saying Hi
should have my phone back in a few weeks...the net may be longer...still need to get my new pc running...till then thanks to those of you that stuck around~ E
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 05
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 05 by Deathstalker2099 © Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue Five: Symbiotic Massage Mary Jane wondered why the hell she was still doing this as she walked down a dark street carrying a bag of groceries. They were rich enough now that they could hire somebody else to do the shopping, so why the hell was she still doing it? She'd have to talk to Peter and Ben about hiring a housekeeper. Maybe if she was really good looking and wore a skimpy outfit, they wouldn't have a problem with it. MJ smirked and tried to think of anybody she knew who might do it. A couple of her modeling girlfriends sprang to mind, Serena Jensen the most prominent. Serena had long, dark hair and smooth, pale skin. Her breasts were almost as big as Mary Jane's and people had repeatedly said that she had the best looking ass ever. And she loves to grind it into men's erections, MJ thought, her smirk turning into a grin. She'd call up Serena as soon as she got home. Better to just surp
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 04
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 04 by Deathstalker2099 © Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story, Marvel Comics does. It is an erotic story, so anyone not of age shouldn't read it. Feedback is greatly appreciated, send to the link below. Thanks, and enjoy. Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue Four: The Test Spidey and Scarlet Spider had done a patrol around the city and had returned back to Peter’s apartment. They’d gotten changed back into normal street clothes and were in the kitchen, having some beers and discussing several different topics, but mostly Mary Jane. “Damn, Pete,” Ben said. “You never told me she could use her mouth like that. That’s about the best head I’ve gotten.” Peter smirked. “Yea, only better I’ve gotten is –“ “Black Cat,” Ben cut him off, nodding. “Yea, me too.” He grinned. They were just finishing up their beers when MJ shuffled out, still totally naked and half-asleep. She seemed a little surprised to see the both of them and
Elsewhere I Am
Here are the other places I'm at, for whoever is interested. http:'' I'm not that much of an exhibitionist on these other places; I use most ,like this site for fun and to meet interesting people. So if you want to drop by, do and if not thats fine also. I just like new and interesting people. thank you all for making me happy here at fubar. I plan on posting new pics sometime this weekend on here. have a good weekend.
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 03
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 03 by Deathstalker2099 © Issue Three: Double the Fun Peter had been right about the tape. They had created a web site providing some seductive teaser shots of Mary Jane and an order form for the tape, priced at twenty bucks a piece. The sales immediately went through the roof. MJ canceled all her modeling and acting gigs, not just because they didn't need the money, but because she needed more time to make copies of the tape and mail them out. This new job had turned out to be more work then she had imagined. Now, instead of Peter being too busy for her, they were both too busy for each other. Mary Jane leaned back in the chair she was sitting in and sighed, running a hand through her long red hair. "God, Peter... this is getting old. All we do now is copy the same old tape. I used to have fun watching it... it got me so horny. Now I'm just bored with it." Peter nodded from another chair. He was looking over the sales on the computer. "I know
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 02
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 02 by Deathstalker2099 © Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue 02 Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story, Marvel Comics does. It is an erotic story, so anyone not of age shouldn't read it. Feedback is greatly appreciated. Thanks, and enjoy. Issue Two: Spider-Man The movie opened on Mary Jane laying on the bed, wearing a very revealing nightgown. She moved her hands over herself, grabbing and caressing various areas. She let out a slight moan as she did this, and almost absentmindedly moved a hand between her legs and started to rub herself. "God, I'm so fucking horny," MJ said as she rubbed herself. "I'm so tired of just laying around fingering my wet hole with no one to play with." Just then, through the window, rather magnificently and as if on cue, Spider- Man swung. He landed beside the bed and looked over at Mary Jane. "Did I hear the plea of a horny woman?" MJ smiled up at Spidey, batting her eyes at him. "You s
Children At Risk Of Liver Disease Caused By Processed Foods
New research is creating more reasons for you to think twice before feeding processed foods to your children, or eating it yourself for that matter. If you are struggling to change your family’s diet to raw foods, there is new evidence for why you may want to make the change sooner rather than later. A diet consisting of mostly processed foods is causing fatty liver disease in the young. Liver disease, primarily found in older adults, is now becoming a disease found in children. All this is being caused by the increase of processed foods in our diet. A six month research project led by David S. Ludwig, director of the Optimal Weight for Life program at Children’s Hospital Boston was published in the September issue of the journal Obesity. The research was conducted on two groups of mice. Both groups were fed the exact same caloric intake but fed different starches. One group was fed processed high glycemic index (HGI) foods and the other, unprocessed low glycemic index (LGI) foods.
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 01
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 01 by Deathstalker2099 © Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue 01 Issue One: A New Job A week passed and all was normal in the Parker home. Peter went out at night to fight the crime of the city, and Mary Jane stayed home with only her hand and various vibrators to keep her company. She found herself watching the porno tape her and Peter had made every chance she got. Watching herself and Peter going at it like that made her cunt sopping wet. By the end of the week, MJ had memorized every moment of the tape and could replay it in her head at will, but watching it on the television was always better. Apparently, Peter's libido had become much more awakened as well. The next Saturday, Peter decided to stay home once again, to Mary Jane's delight. She fixed a large supper and the two sat down at the table to eat it. All through the meal, Peter's erection was pressed against his pants, making a very noticeable bulge, and by the end of it, MJ's panties we
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 00
Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue. 00 by Deathstalker2099 © Mary Jane: Super Whore Issue 00 Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story, Marvel Comics does. It is an erotic story, so anyone not of age shouldn't read it. Feedback is greatly appreciated, send to the link below.. Thanks, and enjoy. Prologue: Sexual Exploration Mary Jane Watson-Parker turned off the shower and stepped out. She picked up a towel and rubbed it over her naked body, drying herself. Then she put on a bath robe and left the steamy bathroom. MJ entered the bedroom she shared with her husband, Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man. Being the wife of a super hero meant a lot of nights without her true love. As a result, Mary Jane had become very skilled with a vibrator. But she didn't need it tonight, because Peter was waiting naked on their bed for her. Mary Jane climbed on top of her lover and moaned softly as she felt him enter her. This was the first time they had made love in three months
The Last Straw
If A Person is going to talk trash about someone that they don't even know, have never spoken too,Never even tried to speak to ....Only by Judging what they see in a picture ... then shouldn't they be open for communication when that person comes to them RESPECTFULLY and without malice to try to understand why it is they would LABEL them a DECEITFUL BAD PERSON??? How the FUCK do you decide you don't like a person by looking at a picture that is not offensive in any way. Just because "YOU THINK" your a psychic. Even those who claim to have the BEST psychic ability in the world ADMIT that sometimes they are WRONG with their interpretation and at least have the GOOD MANNERS to face that and admit it. I have deleted a portion of the persons name Because I don't want this person harassed in any way so please don't ask the persons name. I have nothing against this person, This person has enough on their plate to deal with at this time and I do not wish to add to their distress. I wish
Deleted Scenes: Spiderman 2 #2
Deleted Scenes: Spiderman 2 #2 by MasterOkime © Deleted Scenes #2 Sorry for the long wait, but back by popular demand another Deleted Scene from the movie Spiderman 2, thank you everyone for the wonderful feedback. You don’t need to read the first one to understand this one but the first isn’t a bad story if I say so myself. I hope you enjoy the story also, don’t hesitate to vote. The organs blared out the loud drowning wedding song.....dum dum da dum.....dum dum da dum. Capt. John Jameson stood with his back held high just like they taught in NASA. Here he was at 26 years old marrying and upcoming redhead actress named Mary-Jane Watson. Everyone had shown up to his wedding; his folks, his grandparents and some NASA and old school buddies. As the music drowned out everything in the room John looked to the door waiting for his woman to come through. The wedding had almost been delayed with the kidnapping a few weeks ago by Doctor Octavius aka Doc Ock. John had been mad with w
Deleted Scenes: Spiderman 2 A
Deleted Scenes: Spiderman 2 by MasterOkime © Deleted Scenes This was a scene that the actors adlibbed that was deleted in the Spiderman 2 movie. Deleted Scene #1 Chocolate Cake girl “Hi Pete, would you like some chocolate cake?” “Yes that would be nice.” The girl left, she was the daughter of the landlord, Peter racked his brains trying to remember her name, Anna something….Annaka….Annalynn…. Annameka, he remembered. Annameka walked back in arms laden with two glasses of milk and two pieces of chocolate cake. They ate in silence, Peter chewing thoughtfully as he checked out Annameka, and Annameka checking Peter out, the object of her desires, the person she dreamt about every night, and here he was eating her chocolate cake laced with an aphrodisiac. Peter’s finished eating and downed his glass of milk. “Thanks Annameka that was great.” He said. She nodded, and blushed, she picked up the dishes and walked to the door slowly counting to twenty as she slowly shu
People are just a bunch of freaking horn-balls. =/ It's annoying now... It's not 'let'' It's '' :] 'Kay?'Kay... I have a feeling today is going to be a bad day. =(
The Bentley's Meet Spiderman Ch. 02
The Bentley's Meet Spiderman Ch. 02 by Master_Vassago © Spiderman looked from one set of openings to the other and was unsure quite where to begin. Here he was with everyman's fantasy set of twins in front of him and his cock rigid and throbbing and he was faced with deciding which one to deflower first and which virginal hole to take first. Sandy quickly spoke up as she turned back to face the webbed wonder. "Spiderman," she said in her sultriest of voices, "we don't care which one you take first just do it." It was more of a command than a request and with that out of the way Spiderman reached down and fingered both girls. With two fingers working inside each soaked little snatch it was hard to decide which was tighter. To him it felt like both were tight little rubber bands wet and moist inside and trying to cut off his circulation. What a dilemma, right fellows. Spiderman still couldn't decide when Mandy pulled away and knelt down on the floor beside him. "Here honey
Bently Twins Meet Spiderman Ch. 01
Bently Twins Meet Spiderman Ch. 01 by Master_Vassago © Sandy and Mandy stood in the enormous nightclub as all the celebrities gathered. It was there 18th birthday celebration and no expense had been spared. A men's magazine called Maxim had rented the venue for the night and everyone possible had come out of the woodwork to celebrate with the two young sweethearts. The girls had decided to wear black strapless gowns that accentuated their cleavage to the fullest. This was helped with the corsets that each girl had on beneath the dress and each one also had a thong beneath. The only difference in the two girls now was the color of their thong. Sandy had on a black one while Mandy wore a bright pink piece of clothing that looked more like a strip of dental floss. Peter Parker stood in the center of the dance floor snapping pictures as the girls danced and twirled around on the dance floor to the thundering music blaring from the speakers surrounding the room. His cock was str
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 06
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 06 by Just Plain Bob © Mary Jane stood in the middle of the sound stage dressed in some ones idea of what a woman would wear on an African safari. Khaki shirt and shorts with way too many pockets and a pith helmet. Thick socks and hiking boots completed the outfit. Several men, similarly attired, were lying on the floor with fake blood smeared on them. A mousy little man who had been introduced to her as the director made a motion and the AD (assistant director) shouted, "Places everyone." There was some stirring and then everyone was still. "All right people, this is picture," the director said, "Roll camera." A second later the soundman said, "Speed" and the director pointed at Mary Jane and said, "Action!" Mary Jane took a deep breath and then looked around her and wailed, "Oh my God, they're dead, they're all dead. I have to get out of here." She turned to the left and started to go only to be stopped by the sight of three African warrior
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 05
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 05 by Just Plain Bob © At two in the morning Peter left a softly snoring Mary Jane and went out for his nightly swing around the city. It was a pretty slow night considering. He interrupted a jewelry story robbery; two guys had broken the front window and were throwing the display merchandise in a bag when he webbed them and left them for the cops. He left one man swinging upside down from a lamppost after catching the guy trying to boost a radio from a parked car. And then he embarrassed himself. He saw three men in a bar parking lot and they had a woman bent forward over the trunk of a car. One man was thrusting into her and the other two stood were standing there watching and stroking their cocks while they waited their turn. At first Spidey didn't quite believe what he was seeing and he perched on the roof of the building next to the bar and took in the scene. The woman had her back to him, but Spidey did see that she had great legs and was wearing
San Diego Vs New Orleans
SAN DIEGO - President Bush dismissed comparisons between the federal response to Hurricane Katrina and the California wildfires Thursday, saying that getting help to people who are hurting is the most important thing. ADVERTISEMENT "There's all kinds of time for historians to compare this response to that response," Bush said during a tour of the state's fire-ravaged communities. The president walked down a street of the hard hit community of Rancho Bernardo, where homes have been burned to rubble, at one point offering comfort to Jay and Kendra Jeffcoat, standing near where a single spiral staircase rested amid rubble that used to be their home and near their burnt-out car melted into the scorched earth. "For those of us here in government, our hearts are right here with the Jeffcoats," the president said, his armed draped around Mrs. Jeffcoat. Holding her small brown dog on a leash, she fought back tears. Bush ferried several California lawmakers with him on Air Forc
I Hate
1. People that think i play around with stuff . 2. Hater. 3. People that like to play with people emoitions. 4. Drama. 5. Liars 4. Drugg addicts. 5 Lazy. people .( im lazy and continue to move foward) 6. Bigits and Rascist people . 7. Phoney people 8.You if this is you .
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 04
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 04 by Just Plain Bob © While Peter waited for Kraven to return with the brochure of the Kraven The Hunter Wild Life Foundation he wondered if maybe he wasn't over-reacting. Kraven's aims were good ones and the man did sound sincere. If it wasn't for the Spider Sense he could have bought into what Kraven had said. On the one hand his Spider Sense had never been wrong, but that wasn't to say that there couldn't be a first time. What if the man was sincere and prison had turned him around? What if the Spider Sense was just some residual from their last encounter. Should he give the man the benefit of the doubt? He really didn't have an answer to that question. Had Peter the x-ray vision of Superman and could he have seen through the two walls that currently separated him from Kraven he would have had no problem answering that question. Kraven had the legs of Peter's wife up on his shoulders and he was ramming his cock into her accommodating cunt. Andy and Jo
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 03
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 03 by Just Plain Bob © Peter checked out the room numbers as he walked down the hall. When he got to room 914 he wondered if the desk clerk had gotten it right. He knew that he was reasonably close to the right place because his Spider Sense was tingling enough to tell him that Kraven was close by and doing something that he shouldn't be. But room 914 didn't look like an office; it looked like the door to any other hotel room. He tried the door and was surprised when it opened under his hand. He walked into a room that was obviously a hotel room converted to an office. It was the same as any other hotel room Peter had been in except where the bed should be there was a desk and a small table with four chairs. A young man was sitting behind the desk and he looked up as Peter came into the room. "Yes sir? Can I help you?" "I hope so. I'm Peter Parker and I'm with the Daily Bugle. I was wondering if Mr. Kraven could spare a minute or two of his time. W
Old Life, New Life, Yellow Life, Blue Life......
Old life, new life, yellow life, blue life............ Old life - No time for online video games New life - Must......make.....lvl 10......villan (cause Ray sucks) Old life - It's already noon. You slept most of the day away! New life - Dude you're up before two. It's way early! Old life - You had sex with two guys this year. You're going to hell! New life - You slept with two guys LAST NIGHT and just now telling me WTF! Old Life - Why do you need condoms in your purse? New life - You're only carrying five condoms. I hope he brings his own! Old life - You're going out dressed like that? You don't have to worry about Purgatory you're going straight to hell!! New life - You're wearing that to Purgatory. Don't you think you're a little over dressed? Old life - Are you just going to play video games and surf on line all day? New life - Dude you got to try this video game and hey while you're surfing on line look at this! Old life - If you went to bed at a decen
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 02 B
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 02 by Just Plain Bob © "I'm Peter Parker and I'm here to interview Kraven The Hunter for an article I'm doing for the Daily Bugle." "Peter Parker? Aren't you the one who gets all those great photos of Spider-Man?" "You really think they are great?" "I sure do, and something else; I don't care what that asshole J. Jonah Jameson says, I think Spider-Man is a hero. Just the other day he stopped a thief who snatched my grandmother's purse." "I'm sure Spidey would be happy to hear that." She punched some keys and looked at her computer screen. "Mr. Kraven has a suite of rooms on the ninth floor. He is using room 914 as an office." Peter thanked her and headed for the elevators. Kraven approached the naked red-haired beauty spread out for him on his bed. As he undid his belt he said, "Why Mrs. Parker, what would your husband say?" "Peter and I adhere to a modified Clinton policy." "Modified Clinton policy? I don't believe that I've ever
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 02 A
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 02 by Just Plain Bob © Peter was out the door at the crack of dawn armed with his cameras. He hoped to get some good shots of Kraven to go with the ones he had taken the previous day. He headed for the building where he had left Kraven the night before. He intended to find out what Kraven's interest in the place was. There were two men sitting at a table just inside the door, sipping coffee and going over blueprints. He identified himself as a reporter/photographer for the Daily Bugle, gave them a song and dance about how the paper was going to do a series on new construction and renovations in the downtown and then asked them what the place they were working on was going to be. "It is going to be some kind of weird exotic restaurant with wild animals in cages scattered around the room." Peter looked at the man in disbelief, "You can't be serious." "Oh but I am. Look right here on the print" and he pointed to a spot. Peter looked and sure eno
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 01
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 01 by Just Plain Bob © It took a second to register, but when it did he reacted quickly. Rolling down the partition he instructed the driver to pull over to the curb. As the limo pulled over he turned to the short, balding man sitting next to him. "I've found my female lead. See the redhead coming down the walk toward us? Find out everything about her that you can. She's the one. I knew it as soon as I saw her that she is the one." "Why her?" "Because as soon as I saw her a voice in my head said, "That one!" You know that I never ignore that voice. The last time I didn't listen to it I ended up in prison. You're wasting time; get out, follow her and find out everything that you can and report back to me as soon as possible." It was twenty-four hours later when the short man gave his report. "Her name is Mary Jane Parker. She is twenty-seven, married and is an out of work model and an aspiring actress." "She wants to be an actress does she? Per
Elements By Marilyn Robinson © 7-16-03 To take from the Earth.. is to nourish thy self and others. To feel the Wind.. is to be free and enjoy all life. To light a Flame.. is to find your way in the dark. To dance in the Rain.. is to bathe in the tears she can no longer hold back. To know the Spirit.. is to take in all Elements and live life in harmony. Do you know the Spirit?
The Sisterhood Of Mutants C
The Sisterhood Of Mutants by Ann Douglas Even while spending most of her energies pleasing Wanda, Jean hadn't neglected her own needs. With her telekinesis holding her new love, the redhead had been able to use a free hand to manipulate her own sex. Years of familiarity with her body had allowed her to quickly catch up and have her own climax while Wanda was basking in the aftermath of her own. It was a small orgasm as compared to that which had just shattered Wanda's innocence, but one which pleased Jean nevertheless. She had always been a giver rather than a taker, and she had just given her new friend one of the greatest gifts possible. "I never believed it could be like that," Wanda gasped as she steadied herself after Jean lowered her back to the ground. "I could kill Pietro for keeping that from me." "There's no need to go that far," Jean smiled as she leaned forward and kissed Wanda softly on her lips. "Better to concentrate o
This "new Feature"...
I really hope that the fuPal feature (look just below the main pic on someone's profile) is not this "new awesome feature" that babyjesus was talking about... cause... it's pretty friggin' lame. There better be something better in the pipeline.
The Sisterhood Of Mutants B
The Sisterhood Of Mutants by Ann Douglas The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by Marvel Comics. This story is intended for the non-commerical enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. "Do you fear the other X-Men?" Wanda asked. "I don't understand," Jean replied. "Why would I fear them?" "They are men, you are a woman," she went on. "Do they not try and make demands of you?" Jean suddenly understood. Wanda was talking about sexual demands. Once and a while, she would catch one of the guys checking her out, especially Warren. In fact, he had asked her out more times than she cared to count. But that was just Warren being Warren. When you're born rich and good looking, success with women tends to come pretty easy. Still, when she had
its my birthday, comments please or gifts
The Sisterhood Of Mutants A
The Sisterhood Of Mutants by Ann Douglas The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by Marvel Comics. This story is intended for the non-commerical enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. Part One Jean Grey was a mutant, a fact she had known since she was eleven years old. The year previous to that, her telepathic abilities had unexpectedly manifested themselves following the fatal injuring of her best friend in an automobile accident. The shock of her friend dying in her arms had triggered latent talents at an age where she was unable to handle them. They caused her to become withdrawn and depressed. It wasn't until her parents had sought out the aid of Professor Charles Xavier, an expert on mental trauma suggested by her doctor, that she wa

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