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Blog Pimp Out Train
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Birds Of Prey: The Meeting B
Birds Of Prey: The Meeting After several long minutes, Dinah again sat back on her heels. Without saying anything, she reached up and gently removed Barb's glasses and placed them on the desk. She then leaned back in and placed gentle kisses on the woman's eyelids before trailing down to her mouth. Kissing the corners of her new lover's mouth, Dinah brushed the very tip of her tongue around the outside of Barbara's lips. Barbara moaned and grasped Dinah's head, pulling their mouths together in hard, passionate kiss. Their passion was shared by lips, tongue, and breath. It washed over them like a tidal wave. Neither woman had ever experienced such passion with a lover before. The sensation both frightened and aroused them. Dinah again pulled back and gazed at Barbara. The redhead returned the look. They knew that they shared the same fears and the same needs. They understood what each felt without words. Dinah stood and reached out for Barbara. Barba

Why Women Get Cranky
Why women get cranky! We started to bud in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra that boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next we get our periodsin our early to mid teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your ututerus through your nostrils (if he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend a

Birds Of Prey: The Meeting A
Birds Of Prey: The Meeting Gotham City; 28 June; 3:30 PM EDT Dinah Lance sat at a table of an outdoor cafe, sipping coffee and scanning the street. Glancing at her watch again, she knew her quarry would be here shortly. Smiling, she sat back, smoothing the sundress over her bare legs. She refused to admit to the butterflies flying around in her stomach. After the JSA returned from the Watchtower, she stayed in Gotham on a personal mission. She had determined that the object of her surveillance came to this cafe virtualy everyday for a cup of coffee and a croissant. At least she had for the last week and a half. The blonde sat up a little straighter. There she was, gliding down the sidewalk in her chair, her red hair gleaming in the sunlight. As the woman wheeled her chair onto the patio, Dinah stood up and looked right at her, smiling. Barbara saw Dinah and her heart skipped a beat. 'What was she doing here? And why does she have that expression o

Birds Of Prey: The Quest B
Birds Of Prey: The Quest Gotham City; 29 May; 12:55 AM EDT "Oracle." The voice was hard like cold steel. The sound of the voice alone had brought grown men to their knees. "Oracle," the Batman repeated. Looking up, Barbara stared with red-rimmed eyes at the tall, caped figure standing in the center of the room. "You've been crying," he said. "I knew there was a reason you're called the world's greatest detective," Barbara replied sarcastically. Batman regarded the monitors and listened to the sounds coming over the speakers. Then he turned his cowled head back to the young lady before him. Barbara's head snapped around and she lunged for the audio control, shutting off the sounds coming from the distant locker room. "Black Canary and Catwoman, I presume?" the Darknight asked, as he caught sight if the open files on the smaller monitors. Barbara stared at her monitors before slowly nodding her head. She then turned her chair to face Batman.

Birds Of Prey: The Quest A
Birds Of Prey: The Quest Part 1: The Chicago Mission Gotham City; 29 May; 12:15 AM EDT Barbara Gordon, known to the Superhero comunity as Oracle, listened to the sounds of fighting over the Bose speakers she had set up in her Monitor Room. It was a typical Black Canary-versus-several-thugs situation. "God, why aren't any of these cases ever easy?" the redhead moaned as she took off her glasses and pinched the bridge of her nose. Looking at one of her monitors which displayed her electronic files, she gazed at a picture of Dinah Lance. She often found it easier to talk to Dinah when she could see her face. She was amused by this as she rarely felt the need when talking to the Batman, Robin, Nightwing, or anyone in the JLA. "I'm nuts about her, I guess," Barbara muttered. Turning to one of her speakers, Barbara smiled and said, "Nothing. Talking to myself." "Canary? Dinah?" Hearing the sound of a boot impacting solidly with

Birds In The Hand C
Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © "Not now!" hissed Helena. She sat up and adjusted her mask. "Sorry, but this stays on. Canary's gone public but I haven't and don't plan to." Sure, Martin thought. Secret identity. The fact that wearing the mask while you fuck gets you hot has nothing to do with it. Aloud he said "I'm neglecting my duties as host. Can I offer you anything to drink?" "I thought you just did," purred Dinah. She smiled as her shot hit home; Martin blushed and, amazingly, Helena did too. To take the sting off Dinah added, "I'd… take a drink… myself, but I can't do that anymore." She tapped her throat. "What with my canary cry and all, it's too risky to use my throat for that kind of recreation." Sitting up, she turned to look him in the eyes. Helena took the same position on his other side. "I'll have to make it up to you," Dinah breathed, and licked her lips. Martin gulped as he looked up at the two Birds. Each was any man's fantasy. In the dim lig

It's Stuck In My Head
So a few days ago while browsing through Youtube I discovered the band Nightwish. They been around a while but dammit they're new to me. The fact that they are finnish only furthers my belief in the absolute shittiness of most current "popular" american music. I heard this song and it was instantly stuck in my head and it has stayed in my head worse than any other song ever has, moreso than the immortal Safety Dance and any song by The Hoff himself. Since I have to hear this song over and over and over, which really isn't that bad since I think how much this song kicks ass.. Here's the lyrics and a video for it I found. For whom the gun tolls For whom the prey weeps Bow before a war Call it religion Some wounds never heal Some tears never will Dry for the unkind Cry for mankind Even the dead cry - Their only comfort Kill your friend, I don't care Orchid kids, blinded stare Need to understand No need to forgive No truth no sense left to be followed "Facing

Birds In The Hand B
Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © "Frozen?" asked Dinah, interested despite herself. "Metaphorically. These were all lesser demons, and so they had a lousy plan of attack. All the patrons and staff I'd seen in the museum were still paralyzed by the Sloth demons that had appeared first. Once the Sloth effect wore off the other demons would have been able to work on them, but that hadn't happened yet, which was good; the other demons hadn't had a chance to feed on human sin, which was what they wanted. If they had they'd have been that much stronger, more of a challenge. Even so the Wrath demons were tricky. If I struck them down, I'd be giving in to anger; if I didn't, they'd hurt or kill innocent people." "So what did you do?" Dinah leaned forward, curious. Helena shot her a look, but Dinah missed it. "I thought about how they were simply expressing their nature as demons, doing what they did. I had to stop them, but I didn't blame them for their actions, any mor

Birds In The Hand A
Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © Please consider the following: 1) The following is a work of erotic fiction. Those under 18 (or whatever is the age of majority in your jurisdiction) should stop reading now. 2) This story contains characters and settings copyrighted by DC Comics. This story should be considered a parody of those characters and settings. It is also distributed free of charge and is a non-commercial enterprise; the author derives no profit from its distribution. No copyright infringement is intended. 3) This story contains depictions of sex as a healthy, non-degrading activity that consenting adults engage in for fun and pleasure. Those who prefer their depictions of sex to be debased should go find something else to read: this being the Internet, you shouldn't have to look hard. 4) Like all my stories to date, this one uses the TV show Justice League Unlimited and its ancestors as its model, though some elements are borrowed from Gail Simone's

Better Days B
Better Days b Renee gave a terse report to Commissioner Gordon. She promised to detail it in a written report later. Then she went into Harvey's room but he was still sedated and she could only sit and hold his limp hand. Batgirl saw her father and gave him a more thorough rundown on what had happened. She didn't go into detail about what she saw in the Joker's lair, simply that he had Renee and she was still coping with that and the lie the psychopath had told the detective about her friend and partner. Gordon nodded and looked at the girl in front of him. "Take care of her tonight, please. I'm going to order her to go home and I don't think she needs to be alone," he said. Batgirl agreed with a whispered, "I will, Dad. Thanks." Finally, Renee agreed, under threat of being dragged there, to go home. She realized that she could do nothing but felt her place was with her partner. The commissioner demanded and the doctors all agreed she should go home

Peek A Boooooooooo
Peeking In To Say Boo! Its Friday~Where the **** did my week go?~ ___#######______######___ __##########_##########__ _#######__!!!///_######### _#######__( ô ô )__#########_ _######_oo0-(_)0oo_########_ _ ######################__ ___####################___ ____##################____ ______###############_____ ________############_______ __________########___ ____________#####____ _____________###_ Love Jade~~ ~Stopping in to wish you a relaxing Friday, catch ya laters~

Grandson's Struggles
Dear Blog, Im here today with a weighted heart, as you know dear blog, my children and grandchildren are the core of life. My Grandson has been sick, and has been a concern with me for a long time. He is only 15 months old and has been on antibiotics so much since he was born. Which is never a good sign. It is one of the most over used man made drug there is. He was a preemie when born and it seems he has always struggled with one thing or another, from sleep apnea to infections. He has had his adenoids removed. He is scheduled to have tubes in ears this Wednesday. I am sure they will wait now becuase of the lab work. His latest illness has added a yeast infection from all the antibiotics. My daughter went back to the doctor today to find out the results of his test he had done recently. They are making him an appointment at Rileys children Hospital with a specialist. His blood count was all off and they are not sure what is going on. I pray they find out w

Better Days A
Better Days a Detective Renee Montoya groaned and opened her eyes. The lights above her stabbed right through into her brain. The pain was incredible. This was not one of her better days... As she tried to get up, Renee discovered her ankles and wrists had been secured. She had been shackled to a table of some kind. What the hell happened? She remembered entering an old warehouse in the mostly abandoned industrial district on a typical sultry summer night in Gotham. She and her partner, Harvey Bullock, were responding to a silent alarm. She went through the front while Harvey lumbered around the back of the building. Inside the dark structure, she had seen flashlight beams near one of the loading docks. As she crept up there... That was all she remembered. Someone must've knocked her out. Her head was throbbing but she could feel an even more tender area behind her left ear. Where was Harvey? She felt a breeze and glanced down her body. She

Anatomy Lab :)
So last night was the best Anatomy lab yet! We got to cut the heart out of our cadavers and it was amazing. Do you know what it's like to hold a human heart in your hands? We cut it into a cross section to look at the atriums and ventricles. It was the most amazing situation that has ever happened to me. We learned how much work is involved with heart transplants and how quickly the whole situation has to occur. Next is the brain and I can't wait to hold it in my hands :)

Parent With Kid Contes Now Open!
Parent with Kid Contest! I need pics of parents with their kid or kids to enter! 1st Parent is....... with 1 comments! 2nd Parent is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Parent is...... with 1 comments! 4th Parent is...... with 1 comments! Comments + Rates = Total Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/ 26 thur 11/02 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

The Bat And The Butler
The Bat and the Butler by odderotica © The black leather hugged her curves as she crept into the dark room. The city lights flickered in the air below as the nights beat wound down. It was nearing sunrise already cats howled as instinct took over and forced the nocturnal wanderers homeward. But Batgirl was still out, her mind buzzing with possibilities and consequences, her knees weakened from the nights play, her heart pounding beneath her firm breasts, her pussy tingling and warm. It had not been her first time. She had sex before, but never like this. This had been wonderful. Oliver had done things with his cock that made shivers run down her spine when she thought of them. Dinah had brought her over the edge so many times she was certain she could fly now. "Just like Batman." She thought to herself. For the first time, she thought of the Black Knight as a man. A tender man with muscles that rippled like rolling hills, she let her mind wander to the bulge beneath his b

People Piss Me Off!
People piss me off. A friend of mine on here had to delete her profile because two 18-year olds found her profile and ratted her out. She and her husband had a blast taking the so-called NSFW pics and these punks told everybody at her workplace about her profile. To top it off, someone broke into her photobucket account, so she had to delete that too. Now, I know that a person is basically playing with matches when he or she posts NSFW pics. There's always the risk of being discovered by co-workers. But it just pisses me off. She and her husband are two of the nicest people I've met on here. Now they are both upset and God only knows what will happen with her at work. Not only will she have to put up with the bullshit from her co-workers, but HR is calling her on the carpet Tuesday. I just think it's a damn shame.

How Batgirl Learned The Game
How Batgirl Learned The Game by odderotica © Barbra Gordon had had sex in her past. Before she became Batgirl she went to high school and college and had traveled the country. She was no stranger to sex. But fucking? Now there is a whole other story. Some would say it starts here……. Black Canary motioned for Batgirl to jump off of her ledge on the silent count of three. Breathless the young girl in the spandex jumpsuit counted to herself. “Come on Babs. You can do this!” she thought... Her cape fluttered slightly and the men down below opened up again with the assault rifles they had meant to sell to the highest bidder in Gotham. Her concentration did not waver as she mentally counted the third beat of her chest. Just as she ducked down to jump a shrill cry stung her ears. Surprised but pleased she leapt with all her tiny might and landed down amongst the now stunned gunmen. A Batarang knocked one cold as she swiftly kicked a second hard in the midsection. He went down,

Re: "thought Crime Bill" Could Ensnare Peaceful Activists
RE: "Thought Crime Bill" Could Ensnare Peaceful Activists ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 26 Oct 2007, 06:35 "Thought Crime Bill" Could Ensnare Peaceful Activists A new bill that recently passed the House and is headed for Senate approval has online activists worried that the vague definitions used for defining the Internet's contribution to radicalization of potential terrorists could lead to a government crackdown on talk radio, free speech and the 9/11 truth movement. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/261007_ensnare_activists.htm

Jennifer Ellison Faker
omfgg heres another FUBAR Fakerrrrrrr this stupid bitch is using Jennifer Ellison Pics and sayin they are her,for those of you that do not know who Jennifer Ellison is,She was in UK TV SOAP BROOKSIDE,So please go check out this fake bitch here on fubar http://fubar.com/user/641995 do a google search for Jennifer Ellison you will get all the info you need

Bad Little Bat Ch. 03
Bad Little Bat Ch. 03 by odderotica © Batgirl stood surrounded by men. The men were armed and dangerous; each suit hid a gun, every boot a dagger. She knew the men very well of course. This was an old style mafia family, now lead by a Mr. HotShit and his band of cousins and brother in laws and sons. She was the only girl in the room. Most of the men stood slowly, in a stoned daze, for they had drank to heavily off the liquor she had drugged. A sly smile flickered across her lips as the first on pulled his gun and clumsily waved it at her blurred image. With a giggle she simply reached out and grasped his arm firmly at the wrist. Pulling it up and away from him as her long leg stuck out at his thigh. Within a minute, that gun and all the others that had come out to play were safely in a locked bulletproof bag she had brought, and stashed away in a dark corner of the room. All the other guns in the house were already disabled, as were the phones and the security systems. Bar

Bad Little Bat Ch. 02
Bad Little Bat Ch. 02 by odderotica © Fake tits and bleached blond hair flipped and flopped wildly on the stage. Tiffany was a new dancer, fresh off the street, yet here she was dancing in the Pimp Room. The Pimp Room was the place to dance in Gotham. Of course, all the dancers were working girls as well Oswald saw to that. Each and every girl was a tried and true slut, and every man a pervert or a criminal. Mr. Hot Shit sat at a table in the back and eyed the fresh meat on stage. She danced clumsily, but with enthusiasm. Her breasts fell like ripe cantaloupes into large pink nipples and her bush was trimmed gold, framed with a simple runic tattoo and her legs were impossibly long. As she jiggled her unnatural assets the clients began pricing her out. On man came over with 30 dollars and she smoothed him in her ample cleavage as he felt up her ass. She only pushed him away as he pressed his finger into her naked, puckered asshole. A man in a suit came up and threw a hundred

Bad Little Bat Ch. 01
Bad Little Bat Ch. 01 by odderotica © Gotham is a big scary dark city. Barbra grew up here. She is a bright girl, quite small and agile, with a mind and body that match. School come easy for her, as most things did. Still, she was poor. On her Father’s salary, she could not complain. Not even the Police Commissioner makes that much in Gotham, partly to keep the cops looking for bribes and hand outs. Everything in that city seemed geared toward corruption, but her Father was not corrupt. But she was. Her Father worked within the system, within the law. Barbra's friends did not. She trained and studied for years and at 17, she set out to shadow the Batman. A year later, she was 'full partners" in on the whole secret. The next year, she went off on her own again, with support, to best use her own ways. The lights went out, and the backup batteries must have failed. He stopped rolling his joint, stood up and grabbed his piece. With a languid step he stumbled into the kitchen. Laz

Goodbye Fubar
Hello Fubar Friends and Family, How are you today? I'm doing good. I just wanted to let everyone know that I am taking a break from here. I know I haven't talk with a lot of you but to those who I have! Your in my thoughts and prayers. I hope each one of y'all have a great holiday sessions and I will catching around sometime next year! Good Luck on the future and God bless to each and everyone of y'all!

Soooo Day 3, 4 And 5....
hmm everything is getting a bit cooler... like... me and my boss have more things to talk about more subjects and... as long as he is talking i am entertained so its all good lol well wednesday i did learn everything about the project we work on and about the sponsors. the spain history and and and.... it was pretty interesting ( what i didnt thought it would lol) my boss is funny in a weird way.. the way he talkes make me already laugh... when he get pissed over things or is wondering about people... lol anyways.. we were printing maps and drew the walk way on it... that took us pretty long cuz we didnt find the right map and ya.... day was over pretty fast..... thursday i was off.. the computer didnt work and ... ya it was nothing to do... so i was there.. bought toilett paper and food and went back home haha... so at least i was able to run to the mecanics and let em fix my car ( i love the emcanics) i told him my car is outside and if he can look whats wro

Susan Storm Halloween Costume
Susan Storm Halloween Costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! You can go as Susan Storm this year by wearing a Susan Storm Halloween Costume. In the United States, Halloween has become the sixth most profitable holiday (after Christmas, Mother's Day, Valentines Day, Easter, and Father's Day). In the 1990s, many manufacturers began producing a larger variety of Halloween yard decorations; prior to this a majority of decorations were homemade. Some of the most popular yard decorations are jack-o'-lanterns, scarecrows, witches, orange and purple string lights, inflatable decorations (such as spiders, pumpkins, mummies and vampires), and animatronic window and door decorations. Other popular decorations are foam tombstones and gargoyles. Halloween is now the United States' second most popular holiday (after Christmas) for decorating; the sale of candy and costumes are also extremely common during the holiday,

The Cat-woman B
The Cat-Woman (not affiliated with Warner Bros.) With the kind of speed and precision that can only happen in the world of porno movies, both women were all over each other, making love and shampooing each other at the same time. Stacy purred as she watched (and appreciated) her first girl-on-girl action video. She studied every move they made on each other, gently caressing each other, licking and sucking each other's perfectly engineered breasts, and only near the end going down on each other's clits (you would think that men would take heed of such educational videos instead of just stampeding for the pussy while doing his girl). She hadn't realized it, but Stacy had her long, slender fingers already deeply inside her own pussy, pleasing herself immensely as she watched the movie. The video jumped to the next scene, not following any continuity with the previous scene, and Stacy brought her hands up after noticing what she was doing. "No, stop it, girl! Save

Fallen ~ Lyrics
sarah says it well too....how true this is.... 1. Fallen Heaven bend to take my hand And lead me through the fire Be the long awaited answer To a long and painful fight Truth be told I tried my best But somewhere 'long the way I got caught up in all there was to offer But the cost was so much more than I could bear Though I've tried I've fallen I have sunk so low I messed up Better I should know So don't come 'round here and Tell me I told you so We all begin out with good intent When love is raw and young We believe that we can change ourselves The past can be undone But we carry on our back the burdens time always reveals In the lonely light of morning In the wound that would not heal It's the bitter taste of losing everything I've held so dear Though I've tried I've fallen I have sunk so low I messed up Better I should know So don't come 'round here and Tell me I told you so Heaven bend to take my hand I've nowhere left to turn I'm los

The Cat-woman A
The Cat-Woman (not affiliated with Warner Bros.) Stacy's life was simple and happy. She lived in a nice, cozy shoe-box that she could just cuddle up into; she ate nothing but the finest cuisine available and still maintained her girlish figure; she had the love of the fine woman with whom she lived, Gwen Thompson. Or rather, she WISHED that she had the love of the fine woman with whom she lived. She found Gwen to be the most gorgeous creature on two legs that she had ever laid eyes on, and merely to gaze at her shapely figure, her full blonde hair, striking eyes and graceful movements was enough to make Stacy melt for hours on end. Although she had been living with her for a year or two now in the tiny, yet ever-so cozy apartment, there was one horrible reality that Stacy could never face, a reality that would forever deny her her true love; Stacy was merely an innocent little black house cat. True, Stacy herself knew that she could never, and probably shouldn't,

Cheating?
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THIS MORNING THAT I WAS CHEATING WHILE BOMBING MY FRIEND...YOU TELL ME HOW IN THE FUCK YOU CAN CHEAT BOMB? I WAS ACCUSED OF USING A SCRIPT PROGRAM...FIRST OF ALL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS...OR HOW TO USE IT IF I DID HAVE ONE..UMMM...WHEN YOUR OUT OF COMMENTS YOUR OUR OF COMMENTS...ITS NOT LIKE A SCRIPT GIVES YOU UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF COMMENTS?...SOME ONE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME...YOU GO IN AND BOMB SOMEONE..WHEN YOUR OUT OF COMMENTS...YOUR DONE...SO HOW IN THE FUCK IS ME SPEED BOMBING SOME ONE CHEATING...I PAYED FOR MY FUCKING VIP...ITS A GLITCH WITH THE SYSTEM...ALL IM DOING IS BLOWING THROUGH MY COMMENTS FASTER WHILE SHOWING MY FREINDS SOME LOVE AND GETTIN ON WITH MY DAY...CHEATING...I DONT FUCKING THINK SO...AND NOW IV GOT SOME ONE CHECKING THE CONTEST IM BOMBING TO MAKE SURE IM NOT POSTING COMMENTS MORE THAN 7 SECONDS CLOSER TOGETHER...GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE...

Re: Prof: Human Race Will "split Into Two Different Species"
RE: Prof: Human Race Will "split into two different species" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 26 Oct 2007, 08:51 Professor Predicts Human Race Will "split into two different species" An evolutionary theorist from the London School of Economics has caused controversy by suggesting that the human race will reach its physical peak by the year 3000 and will then split into two different species, one perfect elite race and one regressed race of small ugly goblin like creatures. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/261007Eugenics.htm

Kiss My Ass!!!!!
Seems that SOME people have a problem with me being friends with and promoting my friends' lounges........well, just to let you know, if you're one of my friends and have been there for me ..... I WILL support you and your lounge, like always. As for those that don't like that.......... KMA! I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT AND WON'T BE TOLD NOT TO OR GIVIN ANY ULTIMATUMS SO, DEAL WITH IT OR DELETE ME! OH YEA, AND ....HAVE A NICE DAY :D

Thoughts On Yungins On Myspace (long Response To Another Blog)
myspace is a subculture in itself (much like fubar) - but at least in fubar's case,while I have spotted a teenager or two on here (at least they seem to be by their pics), it *seems* for the most part, a lot less encouraging of youth as myspace is. The provocative dress, belly/crotch shots that are popular on myspace reflects bored teenagers on a slippery slope. If its among friends @ school, I figure its mostly harmless...have a "private" (ha ha) profile, only add known people --- myspace makes it easy enough to have a closed "clique" of friends. When used in that manner, I don't care *what* they do online. B4 myspace, they had polaroids. But when the profile is public and sexualized --- THAT'S what gets creepy. Teens beg parents "Mom, let me keep the computer in my room" - always a mistake. What homework gets done on the computer anyhow? Yet, parents are still fooled, seeing their kids as little kids not realizing that the feeling of "it's just online - it's safe - it's not

This Is The Meaning Of Love
Someone who makes you feel good about living, Who brings out the you who is joyful and giving This is the meaning of love. Something that gives you a chance to be strong, Or trust in another to help you along This is the meaning of love. Somewhere that you feel like you've been forever, A place where you're growing and learning together. This is the meaning of love. All that I am, ALl that I see, All that I dream and I do Are better and brighter And filled with more meaning Because of my feelings for you.

I Have A Theme Song - Lol.
Over you by Daughtry Now that it’s all said and done I can’t believe you were the one To build me up and tear me down Like an old abandoned house What you said when you left Just left me cold and out of breath I fell too far, was in way too deep Guess I let you get the best of me [Chorus] Well I never saw it coming I should have started running A long, long time ago And I never thought I’d doubt you I’m better off without you More than you, more than you know I’m slowly getting closure I guess it’s really over I’m finally gettin’ better Now I’m picking up the pieces From spending all of these years Putting my heart back together ‘Cause the day I thought I’d never get through I got over you You took a hammer to these walls Dragged the memories down the hall Packed your bags and walked away There was nothing I could say, And when you slammed the front door shut A lot of other’s opened up So did my eyes so I could see That you never were the best for m

Do What You Want
A thought on sex and society today. Since when did it become wrong and immoral to satisfy man's most natural instinct? As far as scientist can tell, the only real purpose of life is survival. In order to survive two things must happen; evolution and reproduction. My focus here is on the latter. Since the beginning of time man has been putting his dick deep inside a pussy. it's how life works people. You and your morals would not be here without it. You were born naked encase you didn't know. If it weren't for religion government and social norms we would all be walking around naked when it's 100 degrees out rather than sweating our asses off. We would all be satisfying our romantic or merely physical urges whenever and where ever we pleased if it weren't for these norms that exist only because we came up with them. It is not wrong to feel and act sexy. It is not wrong to open your legs and enjoy what we were put here to do. If you don't believe in such things fine, but for those of us

Being Homeless Isn't As Bad As You Think.
A lot of people think being homeless means you have to be drunk, stink like shit, and beg people for money. This simply isn't true. I am very homeless and I certainly don't stink or beg for money. I feel very free these days. I have no job, no responsibilities, nowhere to go, and nothing I have to do at any time or place. I walk until I find a park, wander around, and then take a nap. When I wake up, I walk to the next park, nap, wake, walk, nap. All day long. I also hang out in libraries and colleges. Colleges are great because nobody suspects that you don't take classes there. The key to sleeping outside is to be nocturnal. If a security guard sees you sleeping on a bench at night, he'll assume you're homeless and rape you. If a guard catches you sleeping on a bench in the middle of the day, he'll assume you're either taking a nap or resting from playing frisbee. I don't know why they assume it's frisbee. You could have been playing football or soccer or any other sport. Securi

A Real Man
Any guy can mess around, it takes a real man to find a girl and stick with her. Any guy can call you sexy, hot, and all that.. it takes a real man to call you beautiful. Any guy can call you in tears begging you to take him back, it takes a real man to not have a reason to be in those tears. Any guy can say I love you, it takes a real man to say it and mean it even if all of his guy friends are standing around. Any guy can drive over to your house to hang out with you, it takes a real man to show up unexpected. Any guy can have sex with a girl, it takes a real man to wait. Any guy can be with you on the best days when everything is ok, it takes a real man to stay by your side for weeks if thats what it takes when it feels like your world is falling apart. Any guy can talk noise with his friends when some hot girl walks by, it takes a real man to look the other way. Any guy can be sweet and true to your face, it takes a real man to stay sweet and true when you're

See Ya
well i get 3 days off with no computer do ya think i will make it lol...anyways i need this not like i dont go to the spa and vacation every other weekend lol but life has been sort of stressful and confusing... I'll miss ya .. word meet me ...hugs t.o.w. as always stickers stickers i wont forget lol...ya right alrighty i'm out of here .. ps it did snow but just a sprinkle so its all good to go :) and ya no speeding kisssss

Broken Future
So, what does one gain from falling in love? When love never lasts, and I'm hurting again? When I gave my all, and it felt so right To have you be such a big part of my life. Your gifts surround me, there were so many. You said I was special and said you loved me. We talked of our future, combining our lives. I thought this was it, the right one at last. Now our future is broken, I don't understand why, How you could throw us away, after all that we've shared. How can you say, "It's really not you," Then toss me aside, not a treasure at all. The silence is deafening, the pain immense, My heart is so empty, without you here. If only you'd talk, help me understand how You could say "I love you" one day, and the next say goodbye. Memories of you constantly fill my thoughts Hopes run strong that we'll be as before, Before you walked away from the love that we had And again talk of our future, together as one. Yet for now I must suffer with a broken future, An empt

When I Loved You
When I Loved You, The world was a brighter place, My burdens weren't so heavy And I could laugh and sing And dance and play. I felt special Lying there in your arms. So that no matter what I faced, I knew I could make it through, With you beside me, Holding my hand, Lifting me up When I didn't have the strength to stand. An emotional oneness Shared by two hearts That made life worth living That made my world complete. But when you walked away, My burdens grew quite heavy, Almost more than I could bear. And now once again I must walk alone, While my heart yearns For When I Loved You.

Life
THIS IS FROM A MAN'S MAGAZINE AND I HAVE TO SAY MOST OF IT IS TRUE. You know not to forget her birthday and that her favorite flowers are purple tulips ,, But you need the complete list. Please use it responsibly. 100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, shes going to outlive you. 99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, shes trying to keep herself in line. 98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you cant get a hard-on she assumes youre not attracted to her.... that is not true 97. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible. 96. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift. 95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the bi

I Give Up
i guess its time to call it quits cuz i just have a huge sign on my forehead that reads stupid!!!! I am not a play toy I am not something to pass time or use cuz your sexually frustrated. I have a heart and feelings and am tired of getting walked on, lied to and simply played.i dont post and nsfw pics of me and have stated clearly that im not looking for a good time and yet thats all some guys seem to want and its gotten really old. I wish everyone would stop the supid games and grow the hell up. even if its someone you talk to online behind the computer sits a real life living breathing feeling person and so many people forget that. If your gonna be hater and leave me nasty comments then you can go to hell and bite me!!!!! to everyone else thanks for reading and letting me vent.

You Never Realize What
You never realize what kind of love you have, until you almost walk away from it; then it may be too late. Falling in love is like looking at the stars. If you pick one out of the billions and stare at it long enough all the others will melt away. Confusion is the first sign of falling in love...

Parent With Kid Contest Needs 1 More Person!!
Parent with Kid Contest! I need pics of parents with their kid or kids to enter! 1st Parent is....... with 1 comments! 2nd Parent is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Parent is...... with 1 comments! Comments + Rates = Total Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/ 28 thur 11/04 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Who Will Cry?
If tonight I die, Who will cry? Strangers with their feigned interest, While those I love have turned away. And if my best isn't good enough, What more can I give? Go ahead--walk away. Just leave me here alone. And if tonight I die, Who will cry? All my strength is drained, With nothing left to give. Drowning in the depths of sorrow, No tears left to cry. A silent voice and distant eyes That no one hears or sees. And if tonight I die, Who will cry?

Where Am I Going To Sleep?
The college year is over. I moved out of my room in the campus residence. I'm too broke to rent a place and I'm definitely too broke to buy a plane ticket home. Even if I did fly home, I'd still be homeless. I'd just be homeless in my hometown. I'd live somewhere in the town, so I guess I'd literally be living in my hometown. As opposed to living in my homehouse. So if anybody in Atlanta wants to rape me... I mean.. if you have a spare couch and you're pretty cool and you have a very strong desire to molest me while I sleep.. Ugh. sorry. What I'm really trying to ask is.. and seriously.. If anybody has a spare place for a few days and they wouldn't mind if I came over and hung out and got tied down in your basement while you perform Dutch art of bondage on me, now's your chance. Er.. no honestly. I'm just stranded in Atlanta and I really need to be sexually violated. Please? I mean, c'mon. What does it take to be taken advantage of in this god damn city? How come no matter how

Whats Up
hey everyone lot has happened .i am now a single female ..eoe talk about feeling weird ...i havent been single in 17 years ,my husband deciced to leave the other day..makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with me am i too fat to ugly dont know really what it is ...oh well life goes on thanks for listeing yall have a good day

The Escape;)
It is quiet around me. The air is cold. If I can get to the gym, I will be ok. Each frustration and anxiety will disappear. The first glance chills me, but I know I will ride. I step out into the cold air, and yes, I will wear leathers today. At first it is easy, this decision to make. I ride. When I step next to her I smile, and mount her grinning. In just a moment, I reach to engage her, and I hear the engine turn. It is thunderous, and like often before my heart sinks. I feel my anxieties lifted, and a burdened soul, that tries to sleep, awakens with a smile. Throttling up, I see the window vibrate next to me, and I move my sweet king, back towards the door. She slowly moves backward and exits onto the grass. The neighbor in the distance peeks out a window and waves. In the seconds it takes to pull around the house, I think: Good choice, I ride! I leave her. She sits pretty while I return in the house and get gloves, glasses, leathers, work out gear. Again, I

Lock Them Up!! Help A Charity
https://www.mdaevent.org/ParticipantInfo.aspx?j=cffd1f20-47c2-40da-bf5d-c7c9bcde84c9 I have decided to help the MDA with their Send A Kid To Camp lock up program. My goal is to send 2 kids to camp (hopefully more). Each camp trip costs $650.00 per kid and can make a huge difference in their lives. Any and all donations do also help with leg braces and wheel chairs for those that need them. If you'd like more info please click on the above link (takes you to my donator page) and you can view all the info from there. Thank you in advance for your support. Tony aka Shady326 ~shady326~ *YUP...I'M A GOONIE & VPS*@ fubar

Help If U Can
hay to all my friends and family and all fubar users im a 40 year old man my wife is 38 and sick we live off socialsecurity and we cant aford to keep the bills payed i hate to ask but if anyone could send help we would be forever greightfull if u cant help its ok we love u all the same im glad to make new friends and wish i could buy the world a coke and keep them company if u read this and its affinding any of you im sry but blogs are for people to say help or how thay feal so please read at your own risk and all the help i get ill find a way to repay the grattiude ty for listining to me blurt love u all have a gr8 day richie

*no Subject*
And I'd give up forever to touch you 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life 'Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am.... (goo goo dolls)

When Im Hurting
It's easier for you to walk away, than it is for you to reach out to me. It's easier for you to look away, than it is for you to see the depth of my despair. It's easier for you to look through me, than it is for you to see "me." It's easier for you to distance yourself, than it is for you to really care. It's easier for you to hear, than it is for you to listen. It's easier for you to judge, than it is for you to understand. It's easier for you to label, than it is to get acquainted. It's easier for you to bask in your joy, than it is for you to feel my pain. It's easier for you to bewilder at my mysteries, than it is for you to probe deeply into the depths of my soul. It's easier for me to look away, than it is to let you see the feelings betrayed through my eyes. It's easier for me to cry, than it is for me to talk. It's easier for me to walk alone, than it is to risk rejection. It's easier for me to push you away, than it is for me to be held. It's easier for me to

The Dirty Thirty
The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself. 1. Who ended your last relationship? I did 2. When is the last time you shaved your legs? I don't . 3. What were you doing this morning at 8am? Leaving from work to home. 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? nada 5. Are you any good at math? Yes work with numbers all night long 6. What were you doing last night? Working, and then talking to my friends 7. Do you have any famous ancestors? possibly 8. Have you ever burped in front of the opposite sex? of course! 9. Do you know the words to the song on your my fubar page? Yep, I sing it in Karaoke 10. Where is your mom at? pa out in a small town 11. How many different beverages have you drank today? 3 12. What's one thing you wish to change about yourself? need more hair lol 13. What do you wish for? lots of cash 14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? Sometimes 15. Are you single? Hmm....no

Back From Vacation
Well, the title says it all. I spent most of last week puterless and offline while visiting a friend in the Seattle area... All I can say is I really like that area, great to visit for sure. If I had the freedom to move, it would be near the top of my list, along with New Orleans, but thats a blog for some other time As for Seattle, I did quite a bit of the touristy stuff, but still had fun. I was able to catch a Seahawks game @ Qwest, which was fantastic. The fact they won the game was even better! It was great to be part of the loudest crowd in the NFL for a game. I was also about 5 miles from an actively erupting Volcano - Mount St. Helens. From the viewpoint we had, we could actually see the smoke (from the heat of the lava/magma inside the volcano. It was incredible to be that close. Of course, I did a lot of the touristy stuff as well (Harbor cruises, Space needle, etc), but won't bore ya with details here.. those will wait till I post the pictures I have.. LOL. B

Rating
here time I get on fubar I make sure I get caught up on my rating and comments and to those who return the favor I appreciate it.But if people cant return the favor then I will stop the rating its not right the ones who dont return the favor dont even say THANK YOU.......Now thats said and done have a great day day and a fantastic weekend

The Name
I am the name upon your lips when there is lust in your heart. I am the sweat caressing your brow and breasts as you look longingly upon male after male. I am the primal thrust, the gentle kiss rhythmic passion, and lust fulfillment. Inhibitions are awakened, taboos broken with each uncontrollable release of pleasure. Say my name? No... no, there is no need For I am Everyman... but not to every woman. I shall leave no body part untouched as I explore the nooks and crannies, dips and curves of your wet, pleasure drenched temple. I long to enter you,to be so close to you that it becomes impossible to tell where you end and I begin. To grind so deep that your cries of passion permeates my very soul and sends us into an ocean of wave after endless wave of climatic ecstasy. And as we lay...hot, sweating, and spent. I am the voice that asks you, "Now...what can I cook you for breakfast?"

“shocker The Hottie, Vote For Me!!!”
I Need All The Help I Can Get I have entered into a sexy photo contest “Bringing Sexy Back”. Please come by and Show me some love. Rate and comment bomb me please. Shocker needs a Blast! Click the Pic. to check me out Let me know if you bomb me, that way I can return the love. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP. Please repost!!

Abc's
A is for asphyxiation, you won't catch your breath B is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as death C is for your cock wich that I squash beneath my shoe While I watch you wiggle, and I laugh at you (ha ha) D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow E is for your enema, I control the flow F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent H is for humiliation that you must bear I will immobilize you in my sexual lair J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency K for kisses, L for love and licks you offer me M is for the manacles imprisoning your feet N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet O is for the O-rings, holding you in place P is for the perspiration dripping down your face Q is for the quirk I use to whip your eager ass R is for restraints, to make the magic last S is for sweet suffering that only you will know T is for the torment, that keeps you on the go U is for unbridled lust that only I control As I c

Did You Ladies Know Before?
Penis: It has a Mushroom Head, Hot dog, 2 eggs and Milk which provide Nutrients, thus making LADIES healthy! Three (3) good manners of a PENIS: 1. Courteous: it stands before it performs 2. Emotional: it weeps when it's performing 3. Polite: it bows after it has performed Wow!!!! Can anything beat that???? Well, I will argue that pussy is the greatest. It provides many crucial services for man, check them out 1. *Valet Service*: Just slide in and you get a wash, massage and polish all for the same price 2 *Restaurant (Happy Meal)*: If you're hungry...you can eat all you want for as long as you want 3. *Dental Service*: FREE Natural brushing and tooth polishing 4. *Pumping Station:* Just manipulate the little nub up top and you get an endless supply of oil (who needs to worry about soaring oil prices? 5. *Banking Services*: It the only place you can make a deposit and watch it grow within nine months....(with most banks it would take years) Can a

Recipe For A Perfect Marriage
. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas . 3. I take my wife everywhere.. ... but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake." 8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" The dr

Ever Cried So Hard....
Ever cried so hard.... your stomach muscles hurt a few hours later? you feel like you're literally going turn inside out? you feel like you're never gonna stop? the first thing that made you cry isn't the last thing you're crying about? you could never explain "why" if someone asked you? you stop crying for yourself and start crying for others in pain? you sit and stare? you literally CANNOT formulate a cognitive thought? you run out of tears? you're amazed at how quickly you make more tears? Just thought I'd try to find some safety in numbers...

Leaving In A Min....
Leaving in a minute to drive to the racetrack and spend the rest of my weekend getting drunk off my ass with good ole Ga. boys complaining about how bad Gordon sucks.....enjoy it guys and hit me up if you'd like

If Your Interested...
Iv extended my search for someone...hoping to have better results. There is much more about me in greater detail on my OkCupid Profile...for any girls who might be interested...heres the link. http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=LonelySoul101

Ghosts
Bed sheets An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?' The drunk, still staring do

Depressed
sometimes i just dont know what to do with myself. i try to stay busy, so i dont think about being in a strange country so far away from my family and friends. but with shawn away at training right now, ive been crying almost the whole time hes been gone. and hes only gone until the 8th. i really think ill go crazy when he leaves for iraq in april. i have no one here to talk to and i try to keep it together in front of my kids, but im a pessimist and just the thought that something might happen over there and he might not come back to us scares me sooo much! i really dont think i would be able to go on without him. im trying to be strong for my kids, but at night i just break down, i cant stop crying, its soo bad that i almost cant breath. well im sorry, but i just had to get that off my chest. thanks for listening.

Connected
two people completely connected feeling incredible senses everything else leaves their minds for that short moment in time all you feel is this incredible pleasure all you want is for this feeling to remain and it is so hard to contain so you moan and scream nothing in the world feels as good it seems like a dream as it gets harder and faster you get to feeling like you are in completely ecstasy you begin to hear a beat, a melody you may it down and change positions but all of it is so delicious bodies become sweaty and moist all over and dirty wetness is so wonderful the intensity becomes stronger it won't last much longer so you climax take a deep breath, go outside smoke a cig and relax

Helping Spread The Word About Some Texas Shredding Metal
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Fridays Cleaning Update
I will be cleaning up my friends list.. to start off with I am removing all friends.. I will be going to my fans list and readding friends from there. If you are my fan you will be getting a friend request and at that time i will make sure i have you fanned and rated has well. I know this may piss a few of you off but hey this is my page do what you gotta do.. to those of you that stay thanks and lots of love. keep in mind i have 15,000+ fans it may be a few days before you see my request in your box again but you will get it if your on my fan list Update for today.. Wednesday~~~~~ Im out of Friend requests for the day. I will pick back up where i left off tomorrow. going to do some cleaning in my stash now. thanks for being understanding of my cleaning today. kisses Thursday update~~~~ today I got thru to fan# 14041 in that area. I did start at the end yesterday with readding. I will start again tomorrow. FRIDAY~~~~~ Got thru to fan #13546. So from the looks of it

Two Years..... Memory Of My Sister
ITs been two years since you left me.... not because you wanted to but for the reason that wasnt your choice knowing your not here has been hard Its been two years since you left me.... not seeing you is the worst having my nephew there to make it better hes the one that keeps you alive Its been two years since you letf me... missing my best friend wishing you were here to push the swarros away remembering the times we spent together Its been two years since you left me... hopeing i make you happy with my choices knowing your always there makes it easier lookinh up into the sky and wishing to see you once more ITs been two years since you left me... trying not to cry everytime i think of you remembering how you left always thinking of you here and not in heaven its been two years since you left me... missing my big sister wanting you to come back knowing your always looking down at me ITs been two years since you left me..... loving you ill always

Boyfriend Application
COPY AND PASTE IN INTO A PRIVATE MSG BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Phone Number: OTHER: 1. Do you drink/smoke? 2. Do you like the rain? 4. If so...would you play in it with me? 5. Do you like movies? 6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u have sex with me? 21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? 22. Would yo

I Wish I'd Written This...so True
The Awakening by Sonny Carroll A time comes in your life when you finally get it... When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere, the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying, or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes, you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening... You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world, there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you and in the process, a sense of serenity is bor

Love Returned
I remember what it was like to watch you sleep in the morning light, Angelic was that handsome face was yours as it had been kissed gently by the sun. I used to wipe the bangs from your eyes just so that it would startle your breath. It was a peaceful time when we were in love. I love the way you smile at me even though time has passed. I lied when I said I didn’t the that look in your eyes. The one that always brings me to my knees. You took my breath away that day. I know our time has passed and new commitments have been made. I sit here reminsing of things that had come to past. And the dreams that were lost, shattered upon the ground. You kept your respect for me and what we once shared. Since that day I have thought long and hard of what I feel. I realized I grieved the life that was ours, the moments lost in time. You didn’t come back to reclaim what was yours. Though the thought had crossed your mind. The ones that have followed fr

I Hate It When....
Okay, am I just being too much of a bitch or what? I HATE it when I'm on the phone with someone talking to them and telling them something about me and then they AREN'T EVEN LISTENING TO ME! For instance...I was just on the phone with my cousin and I was asking her if she was done with my radio/cd player/tape player she borrowed and I was trying to explain to her that I found OUR FAVORITE BOOK on tape and wanted my radio back to listen to it...plus since I don't have tv I like to listen to the radio while I'm online. Anyway...she just COMPLETELY ignores what I'm saying and carries on a conversation with someone else in the background!!!! I couldn't BELIEVE IT!!!! Anywho...it just pissed me off and needed to vent. OKAY...NOW I'M PISSED. My cousin was supposed to cut my husband's hair cause we are getting out pictures taken today as a family with the kids, but she just called me and said that "her wrist hurts too much" but the truth being that she is hanging out at Wal-Mar

My Devilish Angel
Shadows pass among the children of the night, We all have our daemons that we bare. Loneliness knows no bounds upon one's soul. Happiness turns to abandonment at a blink of an eye. No answers can be heard in the shadows of the night. Buildings give no solice to those that harbor in the darkness. Gentleness once been told upon once a tortured soul. Precious stolen moments lost with a word. Mind fractured with one's own carelessness. A silent heart cries out that no one hears. Giving up too soon to the darkness with in. A Devilish Angel appears with the promise of hope. He too is ripped away by the daemons of the shadow. His sensual kiss still burns the flesh with passion lost. Leaving his hunger planted deep with in the tortured soul. Never to be claimed or fulfilled. The soul screams as the daemons drag it to their feeding ground. Never resisting their call the daemons feed with their festering touch. The nightmare returns over and

Ballad Of Blade And Veldrin
A lonely warrior walks the road alone, Feeling hated never knowing love, Casted out by the family, making few friends He travels through his life fighting for the good. A lady stalking the night, she takes her prey to feed the daemon that keeps her. She cannot feel love, She only knows death. The two cross paths but for a brief second. Not seeing the other They go on their separate ways. Never knowing that the two will be one. Time passes and the Great Warrior returns. This time his life in the balance. She throws the one she feeds. Taking the life of the creature that threatens the warrior. By mistake it took the Warrior's life too. So the lady returns the his life, Not knowing what it will bring, She offers friendship to him. A hunter enters their world He targets his prey Having her in his sights, he aims. The Warrior calls him out, he leaves The lady collaspes in the privacy of her room. The warrior follows her, find her there He gathers her up

What Is A Rose?
Budding young at heart shadowed by leaves of hope WHITE for an infinite beginning, purified and new RED brings about deepest love, honest and true Alone so simple, joined together now perfect unity Petals so softly hinted PEACH, blushing modesty ORANGE fills the fascination of tainted flames Enlightened with CORAL shimmers a hidden desire Impossible dreams reaching from the BLUEST skies Bleeding into shades of PINK gracefully begins to cry Becoming PURPLE so fulfilling yet exquisitely unique YELLOW is that special friendship we all tend to seek Thorns unevenly spaced out scattered throughout Even the strongest must be careful not to fall Silhouetted with a tears of BLACKENED thoughts Remind us of a life we all once tenderly did share So next time you hold a rose as simple as it may seem Remember just how precious the gifts of life may be…

This Is So How I Want It:) You Dig
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your to

Dream Masters Lady....
Man of mystery haunts my dreams. A jester siting on a fence. Casting his spells upon a lady He watches over her. Protecting her from harm's way. There is an evil that has taken roost. It brings the nightmares and fear The Dream Master leaves the fence. Challenging the daemons from with in. The battle is long fought It takes it's toll The victories are small and far between The Lady's soul is in the balance The Dream Master finally wins Yet he is beaten down standing in the aftermath. She runs to him as he falls to the ground Her tears upon his face as she cries out to the heavens She gently lays him down Calling all the powers at her command, She brings them together. Orchestrating the fores as if they were mere toys Her eyes blinded by the tears. She directs the magic to the fallen master. Praying that she can bring him back. After it is all done , the chants are phrased She waits for some small sign. She does not see the twitch of his hand Exhaus

Close To Me
I lay back and wait for you you get ready you ask me to close my eyes i smile my lashes fall i can hear everything i can feel you near and then you get closer closer closer until i explode when you get so close that you are me and i am you and we are one

Dream Master
The Dream Master He walks alone in the shadows of the night. Wandering the land of dreams Heeding the call of those in need He hears the beckons of their plight He guards over them with all his being Protecting his charges from harm. Destroying those that challenge him he stands alone in tortured pain His heart guarded as he would those in need. He must not allow himself the pleasure True to his realm he must stay. For the need is too great for him to be distracted. He is fair and just, kind and caring He has the power of the Nightmare, His dark side unyielding, unforgiven His gentle hand tightly gripped. He destroys those that threaten ones in his care. Fierce as a lion protecting his pride. The Dream Master unleashes his wrath. The horror of the Nightmare is his to command. He yearns for a love that is that is real. For the one that can stand beside him The Lady of the Shadows that stands behind him Until he finds her, He will walk alone. Never

By The Time You Read Through This You Will Understand "tenjooberrymuds"...
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old USA today...... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." Room Service: "Ow July den?" Guest: ".....What??" Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?" Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please." Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" Guest: "Crisp will

Needing Attention
im so bored at the moment im waiting too hear if im lucky enough to get a job working with people i will be happy, for a couple of reasons as i will be making 3 people happy one is my dad and the other you know who you are because we chatted about this the other night. 3rd one being me. so anyone want to help me stop feeling bored please do give me your ideas

Still Working On It
Well all last winter I did really good on working out everyday, eating right but the weight it's self didn't seem to go anywhere. I was getting slimmer but stayed the same weight. Very frustrating. Well this fall winter season I am just watching my calorie intake and not working out as much, due to so much school work. And I am dropping the weight. I have lost 15lbs, I need to lose at least another 15 to be only 49% overweight. Beign tall really helps hide the weight, and of course wearing baggy clothing. So I guess I will just have to keep up with what I am doing, I might start adding in some work outs here and there so I can slim what I have lost.

Union Rules Apply
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?” “No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.” “Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” “The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,” she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.” The man asked, “And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” “The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.” “That’s more like it!” the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. “I’d like her,” he said. “I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman i

Why?
Good evening Fubar. As I sit here and listen to Jaheim "Long as I Live", I've come to realize that people in this world are different as far as touch, scent, smell, feelings, etc. But through all opposites and diversities between two people, why is it that Love, bring two totally opposite people together as one? I ask why again, why is that so? People are born not knowing what fate lies ahead in relationships like; trust, Love, lust, deceit. Why do we find it on our lives to take on that risk? Is it a fear of being lonely or a comfort zone knowing that you have someone there? If you read this blog, please comment. I Love criticsm! Good or Bad. I won't knock you.

Vote For The Shocker1269~
alright ladies..and fellas;) time for another contest..yay! so my friend here needs your help...so just click the pic n rate n bomb.. ill owe u big time n ill lov u big time!;) so help him bring sexy back n vote today.. thanx sheena all love will be reciprocated..haha~big word

Romance Update
Hmm.... how many times does it take to get it right? Well,I'm still counting. Has the world gone completely mad? One day someone is the person that you thought you could spend the rest of your life with. And, then the next you find out that maybe,just maybe you've made a HUGE mistake! What's a girl to do? UGH!!

Mild Confusion
I'm an emotional guy. I would think that would go a long way with a woman, but yet I am still sometimes left completely confused. Why can't people just be upfront and straight with how they feel towards me? Why hide it? Say how you feel, tell me that you want me, or if you dont want me. Don't leave me wondering. Its selfish, and very piggish of you. Don't leave me hanging. If I ask for some assurances, do I not deserve them? Have I done some great evil in the past, and now I am being tested for it? Why must I live down the wrongs done by other men? I AM NOT THEM!!! Get over it! Yet, I am forced to except others at face value, and trust they aren't fucking with my emotions. Yea, so I got a big heart, don't give you the fucking right to step on it. Be completely honest with me. Don't beat around the bush, don't give me some fucking story about wooo is me, this happened to me, and so now I have to go extra careful with others. I am who I am. I have nothing to hide, nor have I eve

Contest
I just wanted to let everyone know that I greatly appreciate the help on bombing my sons pic. And I'm trying to f/r/a everyone whos helped and also bomb. But I am tending to my very sick baby and husband, so please bear with me. Thank you. Krystal

The Rubenesque Woman...
Quite frankly, beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes. And today, when most people think of an attractive woman in the fashion sense, they usually imagine a slim-hipped waif with hollow cheeks, narrow shoulders, and a rather unremarkable bust line. This is what commerce has brainwashed modern society into believing is the ideal woman. It is a lie, propagated by marketing forces and fashion designers who use the obsession with a slender female form as a means to earn millions of dollars selling weight-loss products and other health routines. But some of us know better. There is another female form that has been idealized for centuries. She is the familiar hourglass or pear-shaped woman of wide hips, an ample bust, plump cheeks, soft-full lips, and a generally healthy profile of alluring curves and crevasses. She is the Rubenesque Woman. Elegant. Cultured. Educated and Beautiful. In fact, the very word "rubenesque" originates from the adorable plump women so

Fall Classes For Men
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, October 23, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Classes begin Monday, October 30, 2007 Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.

Parent With Kid Contest Updates
Parent with Kid Contest! I need pics of parents with their kid or kids to enter! 1st Parent is....... with 1 comments! 2nd Parent is...... with 1 comments! Comments + Rates = Total Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/ 28 thur 11/04 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

For Him
how can u ignore me when u know im hurting. how can pretend it doesnt matter, when i know it makes u sick to know im dying inside. how can u get thru the day without hearing my voice, knowing that i am suffering without you, knowing that u could fix my broken heart, u could make me happy, u could make me not so on edge, u could make me stop hurting myself. and YES i broke my promise, coz u broke yours. i'm not asking u to make me yours, im not asking you to change your life for me, i am just asking to be a part of it, i am asking to be your friend, i need to know what u're doing, i need to know that u give a FUCK about wht i'm doing. i know u have alot going on, but fuck it, i matter too, and im still here, and i still love u, and i never stopped, and i never will. let me love u, let me be your shoulder to cry on, let me make u smile, it's all i really need so i can smile again too. we need each other, like it or not, and i'm not giving up on u, and i won't let u push me aside.

That's Where I'll Belong
I only know when I'm in love when I'm in it Wishing You were here today Don't Wanna Wait Forever Don't Wanna Feel this way When We meet, my life's gonna change in a minute And nothing's gonna be the Same I know I'm gonna Find You Seems to me like I'm not Asking Much but this is How I Feel... All I wanted in my Life Is Someone honest by my Side Someone who'll give me back Their Heart Say When I'm wrong or when I'm Right, Yeah Just Somebody to be thinking of When I'm lonely late at night And when I find that special one That's Where I'll Belong Yeah, when I find that Special One That's Where I'll belong Not So Long ago it was good to be alone and I was Happy But now that's not enough for me I Wanna Share it all Only then will I be complete I've been looking But now I'm Gonna try a Little Harder 'Cos girl I'm Gonna Find Ya Wherever You may Be, Oh All I wanted in my Life Is Someone honest by my Side Someone who'll give me back Their Heart Say When I'

What Did Fat Sonny Do This Time?????
He didnt d anything wring we just wanna show him some love.Stop by and show some mad love too the Big Guy. Hes on his way to being a GodFather . And this time has given us all permission too get him there. Hes about 79,000 from GodFathering. Stop by rate his pictures and stash. Check out those photoshops they will make you laugh even on a horrible day. ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar

If I Was Your Girlfriend.....
If I Was Your girlfriend 1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you hug me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me?? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say

Live, Laugh, Love
I took this from http://www.fubar.com/user/852813 ______________________________________________ We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice..loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning : Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are

Sorry I've Been Mia!!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sorry, i have been too busy with work & have not had time to show some love like i used to, but this is the busy season 4 me now & my time is very limited.. As soon as things slow down & back to normal, i'll be back up & at it again.. Stay blessed & take care always, Huggssss & Smiles Have a Wonderful Weekend! xoxox @}----;------ Hunni;)

Sexy Contest!!
Yes, I know I've said I'll never enter another contest, but I couldn't help myself. It's a sexy pic contest. Most comments wins. PLEASE help me, and get other people to help. I'd really appreciate it. Vote at this link here: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=917251&albumid=637274&i=2230155225 TennisGirl1987 Thanks everyone!! :-D

Today On World Rock Radio
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The Man
I took this from http://www.fubar.com/user/852813. This may all be true, but you can ask my husband, I'm not this type of women. LOL _________________________________________ THE Man Rulesï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work

Human Mind
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

Am I Sexy? Help Me Win A Contest!
Hi! I've been entered into a "Bringing Sexy Back" Contest. It's my first contest in a year of being on fubar... Please go, rate my photo, and tell your friends! Thank you for your help! muah!!! Sonya

^_^
I am a greedy girl...unable to be content with my spankings Wednesday I requested they be tormented on Thursday! I will not disclose the number...it was an obscene amount...but with the thin paddle and taking sets of thirty at one time per cheek...purrrrr and to prove that I am as greedy as I say...I asked for 100 hand spanks on my naked bruised bottom this morning just to get me going! damn life is good...but spankings are better!

Dumb Things
here is some dumb this to think about!! why is the question. WHY doesn't tarzan have a beard? WHY do we keep pushing the remote buttons harder when then battiers are dead? WHY do we keep going to the fridge every 5 minutes hoping something new will appear? WHY does it take women longer to get dressed? thats all for now, will add later!!

Time Between Times
Time Between Times In the time between times silence descends, Suns moment hangs on expectant breath, time suspends formality, and waits. Suns rays warm earth's ancient bones arranged by the hand of mans longing. Earth below naked feet resonates, vibrating and awakening life's song, Imperceptible energies warm forgotten nerves. Eyes close awaiting life's procession. Sunflower blossom fills my vision I breathe. Green sent fills my senses, a shadow flits, the green man moves through the unsuspecting Some turn to mark his passing unseen, Years bounty awaits, life pulses, a heady current birds sing insects buzz on natures unseen errands. The sun rises and the Raven moves ever westward knowing his time has come, his wings spread wider as days progress, ever he quests. The sun kisses iridescent feathers then he is gone. Trees manifest the mothers reaching fingers caressing the air with leaf and branch Breathing life to all her children, counterpoise to devourin

How Not To Make A First Impression
Has FUBAR gotten to the point where, upon searching for (god knows why I am still even on this site) friendly people to chat with, and instead see a profile laden with such rage, the absolute last thing I feel compelled to do is say hello. Also, enough with the flipping off pics. It's classless.

Dirty Secrets
DIRTY LITTLE SECRETSTAKE THIS SURVEY!ABOUT YOUYOUR BEDROOM NAME BedRoomYOUR POSITIONAL PREFERENCE On TopORIENTATION Professional Muff DiverHAVE YOU EVERSHAVED DOWN UNDER I Do But Not BalledMADE OUT WITH A GOOD FRIEND YeaHAD MORE THAN ONE PARTNER AT A TIME With A Maried CupleSLEPT WITH SOMEONE U DIDNT LIKE JUST TO GET LAID Ass Fuggly One ToGAVE A STRANGER ORAL Na, I Fuck StrongerMADE OUT IN PUBLIC Hell YeaHAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE Movie TheaterHAD SEX WOTH A FRIENDS DESPISED EX In His Bed, YeaHAD A ONE NIGHT STAND LOL, Don't Remind MeWOKE UP WITH SOMEONE U NEVER MET Plenty Of TimesHAVE YOU EVER SPLIT BEFORE MORNING/SNUCK OUT NopeSLEPT WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS MARRIED -NOT TO YOU Hell YeaSO DO YOU REGRET ANY OF THESE THINGS NoWOULD YOUSLEEP WITH A FRIENDS SWEETIE IF THEY WERE REALLY HOT Yea Done ItSLEEP WITH SOMEONE ELSES SPOUSE Yea Done That One ToCHEAT ON A LOVER Done It, Won't Do It AgainMAKE OUT IN PUBLIC Done ThatHAVE SEX IN PUBLIC Done ThatGIVE ORAL TO A STRANGER Hell NO!!DATE A GOOD F

Some Humor
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." 3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." 4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the

Just Let Me Rant...
I was cleaning up an old email account, and I had run across a few sexy exchanges with a few people I had met from another site.......OMG, it was back in 04.....HOLY SH*T !!! THAT SITE WAS "FUN" BACK THEN. Actually I think I was on there in 03, my mail didn't go back that far. BUT I WAS MEETING 'REAL PEOPLE" and HAVING A BLAST !!! Then I came to this site,for reasons that are personal,it was fun and I was having a blast here as well.. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS SITE ???? I have heard & seen so many changes since I have been here and it hasn't been that long ago at all.I have only been here a short while. It seems like it's nothing more than a popularity contest. HOW MANY VIEWS DID I GET ?? HOW MANY RESPONSES DID PEOPLE LEAVE ?? OMG, I HAVE SOOOOOOOO MUCH MAIL , I NEED A SECRETARY ( if you're female......we all get tons of mail, it's always been like that ) WOW, DID YOU SEE ALL THE VIEWS I GOT WHILE 'CAMMING" Good thing I don't cam.. Then they have points an

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Attention Military Wifes!!!
Ladies, it has come to our attention that this "survey" has been going around on Myspace. Well guess what.... it definitely violates OPSEC and gives out WAY too much info about your soldier. This is a BIG NO NO. Please keep your soldier's safety in mind and DO NOT post or repost anything like what's below... it's very unsafe! And please pass this around to all of your other military friends and let them know. Thank you ladies!! XOXO Drama-Free Army Wives ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Military Life All About Your Military Spouse What branch of service is your spouse in?: What is their rank?: Are they deployed?: How long?: How do you handle it?: How often do you talk?: Do they write you?: Do you live on post?: How long till they re-inlist?: Where are they stationed?: About the spouse Hair color?: Eye color?: Height?: Weight?: Body type?: Favorite Food?: Favorite Drink?: Favorite thing to do while

Military Wife
Dear Military Wife, I am an American woman that has no idea what is going on in the military other than what I hear on the news. I have never had to let go of someone so that they could go fight for people that they didn't know, people that sometimes do not appreciate or understand what they are fighting for. I have never had a sleepless night of worry because of a report that another bomb has exploded and I still haven't heard from my husband. I have never had to wait for months on end to hold the one that I loved so. I have never had to tell my children that daddy wasn't coming home tonight because he was so far away fighting for something that they aren't yet old enough to understand. I have never had to hold my head high and suppress the tears as I hear that it will be at least another six months of separation before my loved one gets to come home. I have never had to deal with a holiday away from the one that I thought I would share every day of my life with.

46. Questions
1. What's the worst thing about hugs? NOTHING, EXCEPT THEY ALWAYS END. 2. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? YES, OFCOURSE 3. What did your day consist of? IT'S JUST BEGINING 4. Did you talk to anybody random? YES 5. Did any particular thing brighten up your day? HUG AND KISS MY LOVE 6. What's the stupidest thing you've ever done? MAY 18 2001 7. Did your last outing involve the police? NOPE 8.What color are your eyes? BROWNISH GREEN 9. Do you make every decision as if your parents are watching you? NOPE 10. Do you love any body more than words can say? YES I DO! 11. Have you ever gotten the butterflies? EVERYDAY! WHEN I LOOK INTO MY HUSBANDS EYES. 12. What were you doing at 12 AM four days ago? PROB SLEEPING, LOL 13. Do you sleep with socks or shoes on? NOPE 14. If you could change anything about your past would you? NO I WOULDN'T - I JUST WISH SOMETHINGS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 15. Do you bail on people often? NOPE

What The Hell
Two of the photos I have up someone marked as NSFW. One is of my back and the other is of my chest and abs. I guess I just don't see what the big deal is. I've seen topless women on here (not that I'm complaining about it) whos stuff hasn't been marked. CHeck out my photos and let me know if these "racy" pics are really worth being marked NSFW.

Wont Be On For A Bit
Hey all i know we posted this on the other name we have also but i wanted to hit everyone else with thats on this one also.. our internet is messed up and we are on a friends computer right now jus tto let everyone know we didnt disappear or give up on everyone but with all the rain we wont have internet up till next week... so in advance we are sorry we having been on or wont be on till they get it fixed.. bomb well and we will be back :-D

Kid With Pet Contest !
Kid with Pet contest! I need kids with pets pics for this! 1st Kid is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/25 thur 10/30 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

The Path You Choose In Life!
When you think your on the right path, what about the other points? 1 Has the path you chosen accepted you? 2 Can you accept the path you choose? 3 Can the path be right for you? 4 The path can lead or mislead you. 5 Since your on the right path make sure its a good one and chosen you. 6 Never let anyone that does wrong things lead them to your path, because its not the right path in life to take. 7 Is the path you choose in life is what you make is the path you have chosen, but you can change the path you choose.But that is your choice. 8 Not all paths will take or accept you even if you think its the right one, and we cannot make our own paths too. The paths have been made before us. 9 Each step starts with what we take on the paths and each minute is always ready for us. Lets see if you are ready to face your path or if the path can face you. By outsider on 10/27/04

Parent With Kid Contest ...need More People For This!
Parent with Kid Contest! I need pics of parents with their kid or kids to enter! 1st Parent is....... with 1 comments! Comments + Rates = Total Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/ 28 thur 11/04 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Save The Sheep!!!!!!!!
Picture this..... You just picked up the 3 year old your babysitting, your driving home, its a beautiful day, no rain, everything is fine. Your almost home, your house is on a small hill, the road goes down from there to the border about a half mile away. Your doing the speed limit, {55mph} or just under it, your house is getting closer, you take your foot off the gas and start to slow down, you begin to apply the brake, your driveway is getting closer. Your foot immediately hits the floor...NO BRAKES!!!! WTF?!?!?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, thankfully about a mile before my house theres a flat stretch of road and there were a bunch of sheep crossing it so i figured i should let the owners know they were out, i down shifted and pulled into their yard,, THATS when i discovered i had no brakes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yea,, I'm a bitch. Yea,, I don't like people. But... I have respect for others and if my animals were out i

True/false
I am a cuddler - TRUE I am a morning person - FALSE I am a perfectionist - TRUE I am an only child - FALSE I am Catholic - FALSE I am currently in my pajamas- FALSE I am currently single - FALSE I am currently suffering from a broken heart - FALSE I am okay at styling other people’s hair - TRUE I am left handed - FALSE I am addicted to my myspace -hehe TRUE I am very shy around the opposite gender- TRUE AND FALSE I bite my nails -FALSE I can be paranoid at times - TRUE I currently regret something that I have said - TRUE When I get mad I curse frequently -TRUE I like someone -TRUE I enjoy country music - TRUE I enjoy jazz music - TRUE I enjoy smoothies -TRUE I enjoy talking on the phone - FALSE I have a pet - TRUE I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal - FALSE I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person -AHAHA TRUE I have all my grandparents - FALSE I have at least one sibling - TRUE I have been told that I am smart - TRUE I get hi

To All My Freinds
to all my fubar friends an family i am sorry if you miss me but i am have issuse in the real world that are keeping me from the intrnet. i miss you all and i think about you alot ..... i will get back on as soon as i can sorry love SNAE.

Internet Trouble
With the ammount of rain we had over here they are having some major internet trouble.. we are on a friends computer but we will be back up and running soon i hope.. dont count us out and sorry we wont be on till its fixed... they said it could take up to next week... Bomb well and we will be back before long... once again we are sorry

Emo Is Marvelous, So Shut Up.
I consider myself to be very emo, and I'm proud of it. I'm tired of people hating us for no reason. Bastard haters try to bring us down and destroy our way of life. They try to turn the "emo" into "demolish," but they're ignorant. I think it's about time someone from our culture stood up and defended our totally hip and awesome lifestyle. Emo people, like myself, have totally cool hair. People think it's strictly a fashion statement, but that's simply not true. There are many practical reasons for wearing our hair the way we do. Let's say I'm outside walking in broad daylight and all of a sudden I turn into a vampire for no reason. My hair will shield me from the sunlight and I won't prune to death. Emo people benefit society in a lot of ways. For example, killing ourselves offers many jobs to illegal Mexicans who's only skill is using a shovel. Or Italians who failed to succeed at construction and can only hammer 6 boards together into a rectangle. Our frequent suicide a

Thanks To God
I pray that this will bless you as it blessed me. Hello God, I called tonight To talk a little while I need a friend who'll listen To my anxiety and trial. You see, I can't quite make it Through a day just on my own... I need your love to guide me, So I'll never feel alone. I want to ask you please to keep My family safe and sound. Come and fill their lives with confidence For whatever fate they're bound. Give me faith, dear God, to face Each hour throughout the day, And not to worry over things I can't change in any way. I thank you God for being home And listening to my call, For giving me such good advice When I stumble and fall. Your number, God, is the only one That answers every time. I never get a busy signal, Never had to pay a ! dime. So thank you, God, for listening To my troubles and my sorrow. Good night, God, I love You too, And I'll call again tomorrow! The man whispered, "God, speak to me" and a meadow

Am I??
I've had a few people read a few of my blogs and assume that I am in love...I must say this one and only once...I amNOT in love...it takes a while for me to have those feelings. I have friends yes, and I have love for them but I am not in love with a particular person. Just wanted to clear that up! THank you! :)

Good Enough...lyrics
says it well, again.....as only evanescence can, i swear like they knew to write for my life....their music is my life soundrtack.... "Good Enough" Under your spell again. I can't say no to you. Crave my heart and it's bleeding in your hand. I can't say no to you. Shouldn't have let you torture me so sweetly. Now I can't let go of this dream. I can't breathe but I feel... Good enough, I feel good enough for you. Drink up sweet decadence. I can't say no to you, And I've completely lost myself, and I don't mind. I can't say no to you. Shouldn't let you conquer me completely. Now I can't let go of this dream. Can't believe that I feel... Good enough, I feel good enough. It's been such a long time coming, but I feel good. And I'm still waiting for the rain to fall. Pour real life down on me. 'Cause I can't hold on to anything this good enough. Am I good enough for you to love me too? So take care what you ask of me, 'cause I can't say no.

Flag Folding
After complaint in Riverside, flag-folding recitation banned at veterans cemeteries nationwide Download story podcast 08:12 AM PDT on Thursday, October 25, 2007 By JOE VARGO The Press-Enterprise Through thousands of military burials, Memorial Honor Detail volunteers at Riverside National Cemetery have folded the American flag 13 times and recited the significance of every fold to survivors of those being laid to rest. The first fold, a narrator tells relatives, represents life, the second a belief in eternal life. The 11th fold celebrates Jewish war veterans and "glorifies the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob." A single complaint lodged against the words for the 11th fold recently prompted the National Cemetery Administration to ban the entire recital at all 125 national cemeteries. A spokesman in Washington said the complaint originated from someone who witnessed the ceremony at Riverside National but would provide no other details and dec

Distance
When it hurts so bad, why does it feel so good? I wish this all made sense, I wish I understood. Not having you here with me is tearing me up inside, but I can't stop thinking about you no matter how hard I try. You know how I feel about you, and it hurts that I can't even be next to you. Why does it gotta be so complicated? Loving you feels so right, but at the same time, knowing I can't have you keeps me awake at night. I just want this to be simple, I just want you here with me, to look into your eyes, to hold you in my arms then I'd truly be happy. Right now this distance between us is out of our control, but I'm still hoping one day soon, I'll get what I'm wishing for.

Contest! Ends Tonight!
Standings As Of This Morning! Top 6 Only! Contest Ends Friday At 7pm Eastern and the race is close! I will close the pics at 7pm eastern and prizes will be awarded on Saturday! Good Luck! Al--22398 Care Bear--22013 JC--2891 Mizz P--991 Texas Tea--678 You Wish I Was Yours?--166 Remember its not over till its over and you can still be a winner if you put an effort in it! Good Luck all! Hugs and Kisses!

Tournment
so we made it into tournmetn. we play october 27 away. i am so scared. i am praying we will win. after this year i am done with soccer for good. i cant do any more with my knees and ankles. i am praying that i dont need another surgery which i prob. do need. we are facing springfield. i know that we can take them. its just we need to be like the sox. 1 run 1 game 1 seris...... 1 goal 1 game 1 championship!!!!! GO WARRIORS

God's Letter To Women Men Please Read Also!
When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man, because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. >From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life.I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you....... I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The ribcage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as

Sorry Everyone I Added The Contest Up Wrong Here's The Correct Totals
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 6830 comments = 34150 + 190 = 34340 Wins Diamond Necklace + Dozen Roses! 2nd Lady is...... with 5825 comments = 29125 + 340 = 29465 Wins Diamond Ring + Dozen Roses! 3rd Lady is...... with 726 comments = 3630 + 90 = 3720 Wins Diamond Earrings + Dozen Roses! 4th lady is...... with 711 comments = 3555 + 110 = 3665 Wins Platinum Cherry + Dozen Roses! I want to thank everyone in the contest. It was fun and a close one! Thanks Maria ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

I Need A Car
Today was another reminder that I am better off with a car. If i had a car i would have gotten home at around 7:30 instead of 9am. I had to wait 30 extra minutes for my bus to arrive at the plaza. This kind of crap pisses me off. In addition to having to catch the bus I have to depend on others for transportation. It's a nuisance on both me and the person kind enough to give me a ride. I would prefer to drive myself to work or wherever I needed to go. I need a car. I have been looking through the classifieds for used cars. I figure if i canf ind a dependable car for at least $500-2000 I will be happy. I will seek out this car and try to purchase it between now and the end of November. My due date has been pushed back due to lack of money. I really need to get a car before December. This shit cannot continue another month. It's now or never time.

Parents Should Be Charged With Manslaughter And Neglect!
Boy, 5, killed by train in Watauga while playing on tracks 12:09 AM CDT on Friday, October 26, 2007 From Staff Reports A 5-year-old boy was struck and killed by a train Thursday evening in Watauga, police said. The child was hit by a northbound Union Pacific train while he and two other boys about the same age were playing by railroad tracks along Denton Highway near the Haltom City border about 6:30 p.m. The other children were not hurt. It is unclear whether the train's engineer saw the boy and attempted to stop. WFAA-TV Why the hell was a bunch of small children playing on or around a train track? WFT? Where was the parents?

Extra Mile
Here I lay thinking of you Making my heart beat My palms sweat You are more than I ever hoped for Your voice Your humor Your sexy body The scent of a cherry The voice of a goddess The mind of a genius and skin of a child You make me laugh You make me smile For you I will go the extra mile

~~wsc~news And Bombing For October26th~~
Wicked Storm Crew! )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( Wicked Storm Crew Rocks )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( News and Updates No news yet on the Thursday Throwdown, when we learn the results we will post them. Make sure you see the bulletin by Sunset Beauty and the Quiet Angels. Either way we finish on this one, we made some new friends. When the person or group you are bombing is that nice, Its even more rewarding than a check in the win column! Joined our lounge yet? This ounge is open to everyone so invite ALL of your friends. Here's the link: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51133 )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( Do you have your Halloween costume ready yet?? My understanding is pick a character and upload the pic as your primary, many lounges are having contests and all you have to do is show up! The Short Bus Lounge is one that will be giving prizes all day. Speaking of the short bus....There are stil

Disapointment
DISAPOINTMENT have u ever been disapointed when u believe in someone to treat you the same when they are with you, but they change to be fools when there with their friends..and they tell you one thing and never follow thru or treat you like your just a convience stop for them.Or they make u feel like your ok to be with them WHEN THEY WANT... NOT WHEN U WANT TO...but ashamed for u to meet their friends. Im here to tell you it sucks big time so i have decided to not let any man treat me like this ever again. As of TODAY im not just a piece of ass ...i have FEELINGS just like anyone else.maybe its time for me to start treating men the way they treat us..ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I HAVE A HEART

Top Signs Your Too Old To Trick Or Treat
Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ... 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask! 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. and last but not least... 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. Happy Halloween!

Why Are Pumpkins Better Than Men
Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men 1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from. 2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. 3. One usually makes a better pie. 4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you! 5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face. 6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out. 7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with. 8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

Parent And Kid Contest!
Parent with Kid Contest! I need pics of parents with their kid or kids to enter! Comments + Rates = Total Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/ 28 thur 11/04 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

10 Reasons Y Trick-or-treating Is Better Than Sex
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again. 8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you. 6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months. 4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging. 1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!

10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween...
10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't... 1. So...What'd you get in the sack? 2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!! 3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it! 4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks! 5. I got the best piece from that house. 6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!! 7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling.... 8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!! 9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you. 10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

Plato's Atlantis
Anthony North: One of the most written about mysteries is that of Atlantis. What does it mean? What is it? Where is it? What influence does it have on us? Does it exist in the first place? So many questions, so many ideas. For this essay I thought I'd go back to source and see if we can learn anything about its conception. And the beginning of the myth takes us back to that great philosopher, Plato, who first wrote about it. But can we find hints in Plato's life and mind itself? Early life: Being nothing less than the father and instigator of western philosophy, Plato was born in Athens in 428BC to one of the great political families of his time. His actual name was Aristocles, Plato being a nickname which means â€˜broad and flat', referring to his shoulders which he used to great effect as a wrestler. Indeed, it was thought that Plato would be a great wrestler. But his talent was shown to be inferior and he tried being a poet, but was equally lacking in talent. Stuck for a profession,

Please Note.. While Im Cleaning Lists And Re-adding...
If you want to be added has a friend during this time if not already a fan become a fan. Until I finish adding people from my fan list NO requests will be accepted. Its not fair to those who I knocked off when cleaning, that have been on my list awhile now. I promise you that if you are a fan you will get a friend request from me in your box. At that time you can decide to accept it or reject it. But I will NOT be accepting right now. I will carry on like normal when Finished and you will know because my name at the top will change. Please be patient with me in my time of insanity. Im adding people back just as quickly as possible.

~~wicked Storm Crew~~ October 26th~~bombing And News Updates~~
Wicked Storm Crew! )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( Wicked Storm Crew Rocks )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( News and Updates No news yet on the Thursday Throwdown, when we learn the results we will post them. Make sure you see the bulletin by Sunset Beauty and the Quiet Angels. Either way we finish on this one, we made some new friends. When the person or group you are bombing is that nice, Its even more rewarding than a check in the win column! Joined our lounge yet? This ounge is open to everyone so invite ALL of your friends. Here's the link: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51133 )o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o()o( Do you have your Halloween costume ready yet?? My understanding is pick a character and upload the pic as your primary, many lounges are having contests and all you have to do is show up! The Short Bus Lounge is one that will be giving prizes all day. Speaking of the short bus....There are stil

Husband Chair
urban word of the day October 26, 2007: husband chair A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops. You go ahead and shop. I'll just be over here in the husband chair. :D

Im In A Contest And I Need Your Help Please!!!!!
Lady Mel PLEASE BOMB THIS PIC IM IN A CONTEST STARTING TODAY THE 26TH AND IT ENDS NOVEMBER 2ND AND U KNOW IM ALL FOR HELPING U IF U NEED IT MY FRIENDS AND FOR THOSE OF U THAT HELP ME THANK U SOOOOO MUCH I OWE U BIG TIME AND THOSE WHO DONT WELL I FEEL FOR U AND I STILL AM YA FRIEND ANYWAYS :) THANK U ALL SO MUCH!!

Winners Of The Pretty Lady Contest Are....
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 6830 comments + 190 = 7020 Wins Diamond Earrings + Dozen Roses! 2nd Lady is...... with 5825 comments + 340 = 6165 Wins Platinum Cherry + Dozen Roses! 3rd Lady is...... with 711 comments + 110 = 821 Wins Root Beer + Dozen Roses! 4th lady is...... with 726 comments + 90 = 816 Wins Fuzzy Navel + Dozen Roses! I want to thank everyone in the contest. It was fun and a close one! Thanks Maria ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

The Clown
THE CLOWN What is a clown? According to Wikpedia a clown is “Clowns are comic performers, stereotypically characterized…Clowning, in its most basic form, can be described as one form of drama without a fourth wall, however there are other types of drama that are lacking the element of a fourth wall as well. In other words, a clown acknowledges his audience. The clown's humor today is often visual and includes many elements of physical comedy or slapstick humor.” What is a clown’s purpose? According to Wikpedia a clown’s purpose is “A popular early form of clown was the fool, a role that can be traced back as far as ancient Egypt and appears as the first card in the tarot deck. Most fools suffered from some physical or mental deformity, and were given to the local landlord as a charge, because their families were unable to look after them, and the surrounding communities often feared them. They were the butt of jokes, and their masters had the power to inflict violence upo

Perception...it's Everything You'd Ever Thought It To Be....or Not To Be. That Is The Statement.
Whoever is happy will make others happy, too. --Anne Frank Anne Frank had good reason to be unhappy, full of fear, and deeply discouraged. Years of her life were spent in a small apartment hiding from the Nazis who wanted to destroy her and her family. Yet even in this little hiding place she had happiness. It was something she had inside which did not depend on what happened around her. She had riches of the heart. She had faith that kept her going. She had love and concern for her family and others, which made even a restricted life very rich with feelings. It is tempting to believe that we will be happy when we have something outside ourselves, which will make us happy. But happiness is not something we have to find outside; the seeds are in our hearts already. What happiness can I find in my latest setback?

Pretty Lady Scores
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 6830 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 5825 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 726 comments! 4th lady is...... with 711 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 118 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 69 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 48 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 37 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! Rates + Comments = Total 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of

Feel Good About Life, Give It Positive Effect.
ef•fect 1: PURPORT, INTENT b: basic meaning :ESSENCE 2: something that inevitably follows an antecedent (as a cause or agent) 3: an outward sign : APPEARANCE 4: ACCOMPLISHMENT, FULFILLMENT 5: power to bring about a result : INFLUENCE Friday, October 26, 2007 Feel good about life When you can change things for the better, do it. When you're unable to make any changes in the way things are, you still can change the way you feel. And your feelings will end up changing your world. Because your feelings have an effect on what you do from moment to moment. The person you feel like being is the person you will become. The life you most feel like living is the life you will find yourself experiencing. Feel good about your life, and almost immediately your life will begin to align with that feeling. In each area, on every level, you'll start creating the results that validate and fulfill the feelings. It may at first seem ridiculous or impossible to feel

The Grim Reaper
This is the first short story I ever wrote. Hope you enjoy your Halloween. I WOKE UP THAT MORNING ALL EXCITED BECAUSE I KNEW THAT THIS HALLOWEEN'S EVE WOULD BE DIFFERENT THAN ALL THE OTHERS. HOW DID I KNOW, YOU ASK, JUST A FEELING I HAD. AS THE EVENING CAME UPON ME THE RAIN STARTED TO FALL, BUT I DIDN'T CARE. I GOT DRESSED IN MY BLACK PUSSY CAT OUT FIT AND WENT TO THE KITCHEN TO START TO PREPARE THE BOWL OF GOODIES I WOULD GIVE OUT TO ALL THOSE WHO CAME DRESSED UP TO MY DOOR. I GOT OUT THE MILKY WAYS, SNICKERS, WHOPPERS, AND KITKATS AND FILLED THE BOWL. I BROUGHT THE BOWL OUT TO THE FOYER AND THE DOOR BELL RANG. , OH I THOUGHT MY FIRST TRICK OR TREATER, HMM WONDER WHAT THEY ARE DRESSED AS. I OPENED THE DOOR AND THERE STOOD THE GRIM REAPER. HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID,"COME GIRLY WE ARE GONNA PLAY!" I STOOD IN TOTAL AMAZEMENT AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF,"WELL DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A LITTLE LIFE IN YOU." I OPENED THE DOOR FURTHER AND SAID,"SURE BAD BOY, COME IN AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU

The Holler
Of all the things I have done, places I have been, and times that flew by like a UFO (something you can't really describe but sure was exciting), the thing I miss most is Minnie, the hollow community where I grew up and where much of my family still lives. Twenty five homes and farms along 2 miles of dirt road and nestled between hills so tight that the sun only hits most houses about 4 hours a day might not sound like much, but there's not a day that goes by that I don't regret living there again. Minnie once boasted a school house and a railroad station, but both were gone by the time I was born. The closest store or gas station is 5 miles away but it's an inconvenience no one ever mentions. If you're a resident, and find yourself hospitalized, you'll be visited by the other residents who will come with an earnest hug. When you get home your lawn will be mowed, and oh yeah...there's never a need to lock the doors because the neighbors are armed to the teeth and would love to put

Friends
*Friends are like candles that give light to our path... *It is better to have a critical friend than the one who flatters you... *A loyal friend is like a safe shelter, find one and you have found a treasure... *A loyal friend is like medicine that keeps you in good health... *A friend loves at all time!... TRUE FRIENDSHIP enable us to share some of our deepest thoughts and feelings w/ one another. Our happiness overflows when we share it with them, our sorrows and problems vanish when we tell it to our friends. FRIENDS make us stronger each day because they are ready to enlighten and support us in any undertaking. We become special whenever we are with them because they make us feel valuable, loved and respected. We can count on FRIENDS... ... to listen to our problems ... to keep a secret ... to have a fun day and night ... to fix something that's broken ... for an honest opinion ... for encouragement ... we share with them our deepest secrets, hopes and des

Tonight!!
This is the start of Magenta.... A little before the freak in me comes out!! Go check out my photo..... And my horoscope today is a little too fitting..... You may have a brush with fame -- or be mistaken for a celebrity yourself. Something about you is attracting the attention of the universe, in any case -- and it can only make things better!

Temptation
Ive never been closer Ive tried to understand That certain feeling Carved by anothers hand But its too late to hesitate We cant keep on living like this Leave no track Dont look back All I desire Temptation Keep climbing higher and higher Temptation Adorable creatures Temptation With unacceptable features Temptation Trouble is coming Temptation Its just the high cost of loving Temptation You can take it or leave it Temptation But youd better believe it Youve got to make me an offer That cannot be ignored So lets head for home now Everything I have is yours Step by step and day by day Every second counts I cant break away Leave no trace Hide your face All I desire Temptation Keep climbing higher and higher Temptation You can take it or leave it Temptation But youd better believe it Step by step and day by day Every second counts I cant break away Keep us from temptation Keep us from temptation Keep us from temptation Lead us not into

One Word
Describe me (or yourself, if you don't know me well enough) in one word.... just one single word. Post it in comments here. Then send this message to all your friends and see how many strange & interesting things they say about you. Feel free to be fucking vulgar. :)

The Quest For My 7 Day Blast. Please Bomb!!
Hey all!! I need some help.. CALLING ALL DSC, D&DC, OR ANYONE ELSE THAT CAN HELP OUT!!! I'm trying for my first 7 day blast... please come by and show mad love on my pic!! I need a total of 45k comments by saturday!! Please help! Drinks for those who help!!

Food For Thought
A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together. It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO,' he said. I have decided to choose one of you. The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. I am going to give each one of you a seed today - a very special seed. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO.' One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Every day, he would water it and w

Entry For October 25, 2007
Last week in Hollister, California - The Greatest Museum of Strange Things. Next week this great WonderCammer come back to Riverside. 10901 Arlington Ave. Riverside, California USA - The Greatest Museum of Strange Things was opened by last spring. Come and see the strangest things you'll even see. WonderCammer - look at things you never saw before ! The project is going along with Troll's Garden company - the global leader in the production of rings, fossil reproductions, Human Skulls, Walking Sticks, Knives, bone art, hand Carved Dragons, pipes, etc... .

Friday Links: Erock And Master Po On The Morning News, Ben Mezrich, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New O&a Videos, Walkover Returns Next Week, O&a In Boston
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Friday, people! The Opie and Anthony Show is a bunch of happy campers this morning, and that's partially because it's almost the weekend, but MOSTLY because our own Erock and Master Po will be dancing on the CW11 this morning alongside the lovely Jill Nicolini (and yes, we know she did PLAYBOY...stop sending those photos). Those two wackos will be dancing up a storm around 7:30am, so set your TiVo's and VCR's. Speaking of Erock and Master Po, check out some of this great video Sam got for us: EROCK and MASTER PO - Dance Party! EROCK gets in trouble...live on air...again Author Ben Mezrich will be with us today promoting his new book Rigged: The True Story of an Ivy League Kid Who Changed the World of Oil, from Wall Street to Dubai. Remember, if you want to see ANY of the in-studio goodness LIVE at it happens, Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, if you're anything

Hate Your Job???
When you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer Quality Control at Johnson & Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB T

Freakin Democrats!
Ok so I added Bill Richardson, one of the Presidental Canidates to my myspace simply because he is from New Mexico and that is my true home and love. Well, then he posts a bulletin asking everyone to add a myspace titled Get our Troops Out. Well, I could not let this rest. I had to reply. I highly doubt that he will actually read it but whatever. So many of us feel the same way I do and I think it is about time that we all start speaking up. The democrats need to hear what we have to say! Here is my reply: I am sorry, I cannot add this. I am an Army wife. Yes I hate deployments, separations, and being alone so much BUT I do not want to see our troops come out of the Middle East before it is ready to completely stand on its on (duh, we are just now fully pulling out of Germany and its been how many years.....). Why are you wanting to have my husband's fallen comrades die for nothing because if you pull all our troops out now, then they died for nothing because the Middl

Pimpout
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I Can't Seem To Sleep
Lately, I have found myself up and awake without the slightess chance of falling asleep. It is almost 4 in the morning dammit..... why am I so uncomfortable when it come time to rest?? I could have a nice buzz going and still no success with falling asleep right away!!

Leave It To Our Athletes To Set A Fine Example...yet Again
Can we act any stupider? I am not sure if anyone other then me caught this little tidbit and slam against our NFL stars. Miami Dolphins NFL player Channing Crowdar said he did not realize he did not need an interupretur while in London… here is that story: THIS Sunday the Miami Dolphins will play the New York Giants in Wembley Stadium.And Dolphins’ player Channing Crowder confesses he didn’t know that people spoke English in London.” Anorak will view this game as it views all American football matches - but popping out to get a video, or sleeping. But this is interesting. They get Beckham. We get Channing Crowder. “I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” Crowder says. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. “I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not

To My Friends Thats On My Friends List
TO MY FRIENDS ON MY LIST IF I DONT TALK TO YOU EVERYDAY OR YOU DON'T LEAVE ME COMMENTS IM GOING TO START TAKING YOU OFF I KNOW THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE TOO BUSY BUT AT LEAST I TALK TO YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES A DAY YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SO DON'T WORRIE I WAONT TAKE YOU OFF LOTS OF LOVE DEDE

This Coming Weekend
So, saturday I get the pleasure of visiting family my grandma passed away and I would rather go kick it with friends and get my mind off the crap. However, if I actually did something like that I would be a terrible person. This is bullshit if u ask me. Everyone deals differently am I right or wrong??? I barely know all these people that are going to be there anyways.... We have such a huge family it's just impossible to keep in touch with everyone. SO in short I am torn on how I should be handling the situation at hand.

Iran Defiant At New Us Sanctions
Iran defiant at new US sanctions Iran has responded defiantly to new sanctions imposed by the US targeting Iran's Islamic Revolution Guards Corps and three state-owned banks. The Iranian Foreign Ministry said the sanctions were doomed to failure. The US move came as a senior American diplomat accused Russia and China of aiding and abetting Iran's military. US Assistant Secretary of State Nicholas Burns said Russia should stop selling weapons to Iran and China should stop investing in the country. "They're now the number one trade partner with Iran. It's very difficult for countries to say we're striking out on our own when they've got their own policies on the military side, aiding and abetting the Iranian government in strengthening its own military," Mr Burns told the BBC. Mr Burns said that despite differences with both Russia and China the US still hoped that the UN Security Council would approve a third resolution imposing new sanctions this November. H

Games
Why is it that men and women play games with each other??WHY dont they just let things happen as Mother Nature intended??? May be its human nature to play the "GAME"Why?Both sexs know why we were put on this earth;so why delay the ineveitable??If we have feelings for someone let them know,no holds bnared!!! INSTEAD MEN and WOMEN,both sexes are guilty of"PLAYING"the game of"LOVE".Why not just let your feelings be known as soon as they happen instead of hiding them??? First of all you are only delaying the ineveitable ,plus you make the other person wonder if they really made an impression on you?This is "BULLCRAP".Let them know up front,instead of giving them time to think!?!?!! After what I have been through Im a little hesitant about what I say to a woman,but,Im just getting over a one sided relationship!! I gave she took and LIVED in her Fantasy WORLD!!This relationship was doomed from the begining and Ijust couldnt see it.But now I have BEEN THERE DONE THAT WONT GO T

Wherever You Are.......
Southboarder - Wherever You Are I love to see the ocean's beauty And the moon that shines above Alone in the sand looking at the stars Wishing someday i would find true love Would it be nice to see the morning With the one you love the most Would it be nice to say goodnight To the one you hold so close To your heart To your heart Chorus: The wind that blows the dove Is the wind that blows my love Hope it'll find its way to you Wherever you are I love to sit in fields of green Looking deeply through the sky Watching birds as they fly by Hoping someday fate will bring me true love Would it be nice to hold someone So dear, near your heart Would it be nice to hear those words I love you from the one that you love That you love Repeat chorus 2 times... Yeah... yeah.... yeah.... Bridge: I'd love to see myself one day In the arms of someone Who will share her life with me Selflessly.. someday... You will find your way... to me... Repeat chorus

Wedding Today At 1pm, Pls Come...
WE WILL BE HAVING A WEDDING IN THE TWILIGHT LOUNGE!! HERE IS THE LINK.... http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51052 THE CEREMONY WILL BE DONE BY PASTOR ANDY DJ MYNSY Pastor~Andy~DJ Mynxy ~& White Doves Fubar Lover& Husband@ fubar ....AND WILL HELD AT 1PM... WE ALSO STILL NEED TO 3 WITNESSES, IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED PLEASE LET US KNOW... AND WE WOULD LIKE FOR EVERYONE TO BE THERE!!!!! THANKS...MUAH

That Girl
Your voice is so beautiful I can listen to it all day It just sounds so wonderful I don't know what to say I feel calm I feel warm I even feel your love As I hear that voice I wish I could see you now And hear that elegant voice To feel your comfort To feel your ease I would marry you so quickly And sweep you off your feet You are that girl That can't be beat

Just Something
The Kiss How it feels when we touch How it sends a messgae right to my soul How it makes me think of nothing else How it can wipe away all the pain How it can bring out the silver linings in everything How it frees me from the days captivity How I long for just another kiss from you

Jeff Lewis
If you saw my MuMM yesterday, then let it be known that as he kicked off playing some of his own stuff before getting into the Crass, my intervention was not needed. Gig was great, he had his own uncle as a support act, who's this beat poet from NY called Professor Louie, who was totally cool in every sense of the word. Jeff Lewis as ever was a blast, and even though we only saw half his set cos we had to go catch the last bus home, we had a great evening.

Me
I am who I am and nothing can change that.If you are not for real dont even bother trying to be my friend because I will see right through you. I am Very laid back,but dont let that fool you if you do I will turn around and bite you in the ASS!!! If you are sincere you have a true feriend for life!! If you truly want to be my friend,be honest and open,dont beat around the bush.I CANT STAND FAKES!! I am FOR REAL and you should be also!!!! I just ended a relationship where she wanted to live in a FANTASY WORLD and I was in the real World There was no way this was going to work!! Also if you are in a"Fantasy World"Dont bother me "Been There Done That Dont Want To GO Back".I cant deal with all of the drana involved!!!!She wanted to know what I wanted from her when the answer was"RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!!" If you are looking for sympathy,I am sympathetic;Only under certian circumstances;you have a real injury,or you are really sick(pucking for example)Or a death in your fa

October 26, 2007
You need to deal with the most important business first today. Once all the essentials are out of the way, you ought to have plenty of time to take care of any other activities that you've been meaning to deal with.

Closed For Business.
I've decided to be abstinent for a while. I'm thinking for a year. I'm not doing it because Paris Hilton did it and I want to jump on the bandwagon (although I have a hard time believing she could honestly go a full year without sex). I have my reasons. It mostly has to do with the fact that I can't be on birth control. Every time I am on it, I get these searing migraine headaches. Multiple times a week. Obviously I can't have that if I'm going to be taking care of my daughter by myself most of the time. Another is that I really can't handle a pregnancy scare right now. I can use profilactics all I want; they're still not 100% effective. I am not with anyone, and I won't be for sometime. If I'm going to ever be pregnant again, I want it to be with someone I've been dating for a while; someone who honestly wants to have child with me. The final reason is the fact that I really don't have much of a sex drive anymore. Probably due to stress and just always hav

It Would Have Been How Long???
Well...here we go... I kno it is taking so long for the divorce with Jeff. But here is why. I gave the papers to him. He has yet to look at them, well thats what he kept telling me. Now, after our discussion tonite, he has "lost" the papers that I paid 220 to get processed. All they needed was his signature, to be notarized, then filed in court. So...I have made phone calls to see what I need to do to file a non-contested divorce. Its gonna cost money especially up front. So...I am trying to work my ass off...literally...to get those funds. He wants me to come back...I told him no. Kinda funny in a way since today would have been our 10 year anniversary since we dated. He was 35 and I was 21. I kinda hate going down there. I miss my kitties tho! :( I am thinking as well to save money for a deposit and have at least one of my kitties come up here with me. And that would be Shorty. He acts more like a dog than a cat. He just isnt your "typical" cat. And I miss my Sh

Contest Please Read
Hello all my Friends and Family!!! Yes i did it its my First Contest i am in :) Please Rate and comment Bomb the hell out of it lol...i will return the love...so when your bombing tell me and you will get a gift back from me NOW SHOW ME LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats the link to my pic

Animal Facts
Blue whale babies weigh up to 7 tonnes at birth. A female cod can lay up to 9 million eggs. Snakes can see through their eyelids. Elephants spend 23 hours a day eating. Vultures sometimes eat so much they can't take off again. The Amazon 'Jesus Christ lizard' can run across water. The biggest Antartic inland animal is a wingless fly measuring about 60 mm long. Fleas can jump up to 30 cm, twenty times their own body length. Bluebottle flies can smell meat from distances 7 km away. Many birds migrate, but the Arctic tern travels furthest. It flies from the Arctic to the Antarctic, and back again, a trip of 32,000 kilometers. Some animals can regrow parts of their bodies if damaged. Starfish can grow new 'arms.' Slow-worms can regrow broken-off tails. Lizards can grow new tails. One golden poison-dart frog could kill up to 1500 people with its poison. The giant squid has the largest eyes of any animal. They can be 39 cm across, which is 16 t

Celebrities Real Names
A Alan Alda = Alphonso D'Abruzzo Woody Allen = Allen Konigsberg Muhammad Ali = Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr. Julie Andrews = Julia Elizabeth Wells Fred Astaire = Frederick Austerlitz Chet Atkins = Chester B. Atkins Frankie Avalon = Francis Thomas Avalonne B Lauren Bacall = Betty Joan Perske Anne Bancroft = Anna Maria Italiano Brigitte Bardot = Camille Javal Pat Benatar = Patricia Andrejewski Tony Bennett = Anthony Benedetto Jack Benny = Benjamin Kubelsky Tom Berenger = Thomas Michael Moore Chuck Berry = Charles Edward Anderson Berry Billy The Kid = William H. Bonney Robert Blake = Michael Gubitosi Jon Bon Jovi = John Francis Bongiovi Bono (U2) = Paul Hewson Sonny Bono = Salvatore Phillip Bono David Bowie = David Robert Jones Boy George = George Alan O'Dowd Charles Bronson = Charles Buchinski Albert Brooks = Albert Einstein Mel Brooks = Melvin Kaminsky George Burns = Nathan Birnbaum Ellen Burstyn = Edna Gilhooley Richard Burton = Richard J

Weird Shark Facts
Sharks can sense a drop of blood from 2.5 miles away. They can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water. Sharks are so powerful that their bite can generate a force of up to 6 tons per square inch. Sharks, in their 400 million years on earth, have shown an extraordinary ability to resist cancer and other diseases. This has raised hopes among medical researchers that the oceans' most feared predator might turn out to be the cancer patient's best friend. Investigators continue to study the immune system of sharks to see if it can provide the answer to stopping the spread of cancer in humans. Sharks can live up to 100 years. The biggest shark is the whale shark which can be up to 50 feet (15 m) long. It has approximately 300 rows of teeth, with hundreds of tiny teeth in each row. It's a filter feeder and sieves enormous amounts of plankton to eat through its gills as it swims. It is also the biggest fish in the sea. The second biggest fish and shark is the ba

Ode 2 The Woman Of My Life
im sorry 4 bein a pain i know at times i drive u insane i sometimes wonder how it can be that i ended up you ever lovin me u deserve the best but you got the worst u settled for last when u shoulda got first but dont take this wrong im not pushing u away cause i need u here so please say youll stay i wanna show my love by doin the right thing i cant wait till x~mas cause i just got your custom made ring love you babe

Weird Place Names
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Bastard (Norway) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK) Chinaman's Knob (Australia) Climax (Colorado, USA) Cunt (Spain) Cunter (Switzerland) Dikshit (India) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border) Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic) Effin (Limerick, Ireland) Fuku (Shensi, China) Fukue (Honshu, Japan) Fukui (Honshu, Japan) Fukum (Yemen) Hold With Hope (Greenland) Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA) Lickey End (West Midlands, UK) Little Dix Village (West Indies) Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland) Middle Intercourse Island (Australia) Muff (Northern Ireland) Nobber (Donegal, Ireland) Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines) Seymen (Turkey) Shafter (California, USA) Shag Island (Indian Ocean) Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK) Tittybong (Australia) Tong Fuk (Japan) Turdo (Romania) Twatt (Orkney, UK) Wank (Germany) Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany) W

Ass Face!
So. It's late. And I'm retarded. And fubar.com let me know what was up. For whatever reason I tried to add myself to my own family and got this error message: ERROR: you can't add yourself as a family member, ass face! I almost peed myself laughing...though, that could also be because it's 3:34am and I've been up practically 24 hours working on this stupid essay about a stupid book written by a stupid author. What pains me is I LOVED LOVED LOVED the book before I was asked to interperate the damn thing to hell. Stupid assignments. Sad news! My VIP that fubar member Ripped Flesh (http://www.fubar.com/user/307969) bought me a month ago (thanks again for that!!) is up. Sooo. I am no longer this amazing girl with a p!nk name, I'm an amazing girl with a regular colored name ;). If someone loves me enough to buy me a new one feel free...though in the end I just end up being annoying and feeling bad for your kindless and thanking you about a bajillion times. Just ask RF. He'll concur

The Love Test
when you're head over heels, you are a Steady Mate You're the kind of romantic partner that others truly count on in times of distress. This is true because your logical mind allows you to remain cool-headed during crises. Because people look to lean on you, you will sometimes be viewed as a hero in your relationships. People who value your calm, rational nature will make a great match for you. Love does change you. Whether it simply enhances who you already are, or makes you a completely different person, finding someone whose love personality compliments your own makes for the longest, happiest relationships.

Invisible Woman Halloween Costume
Invisible Woman Halloween Costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! You can be the center of attraction this halloween by wearing Invisible Woman Halloween Costume. On Halloween night in present-day Ireland, adults and children dress up as creatures from the underworld (e.g., ghosts, ghouls, zombies, witches and goblins, this year you can try invisible woman halloween costume), light bonfires, and enjoy spectacular fireworks displays (despite the fact that such displays are usually illegal). Halloween was perceived as the night during which the division between the world of the living and the otherworld was blurred so spirits of the dead and inhabitants from the underworld were able to walk free on the earth. It was necessary to dress as a spirit or otherworldly creature when venturing outdoors to blend in. The children knock on the neighbors' doors, in order to gather fruit, nuts, and sweets for the Hallow

Are You Fit To Commit?
you're fit to commit because you've met the right person Sure, you've been in love before, but it looks like you've really found a match in this one. You've probably been around the block a few times, and you know exactly what's out there. Whether you've had a few heartbreaks or some dating disasters, you know a keeper when you find it. You're a fun and energetic catch yourself, and you know that the secret to a great relationship is good communication and good times. An honest soul, you believe in lasting love and making things work. Keep up the good work!

What's Your Animal Magnetism?
you're a Puffin in the wild world of love Aww, you sweet Puffin. You probably fall on the more traditional side of the relationship spectrum. Mating to you is more about expressing your feelings and being in love than having a frisky frolic on an island with someone you've just met. You probably take a cue from your puffin counterparts in the wild who are monogamous and keep the same mate for life. You won't be serving many pick-up lines on your menu for romance. But that's not to say that you aren't colorful and playful. You're just more cuddly-sweet than come-hither. You probably would swim the seven seas in search of your soul mate. Once the search is over and you've found that special someone, you're the type to settle into romantic bliss — for good. Your loyalty and devotion are unquestionable. And canoodling with your mate is one of the richest rewards in life to people like you. Essentially, what it comes down to is this: When you find the right one, bye, bye, birdie! Yo

The Road Less Traveled
I LOVE THIS AND I JUST WANTED TO SHARE........ The Road Less Traveled How often we must bear the challenges of life; The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow; The constant ups and downs of daily strife. And always the question remains .... why? Life is not an easy road for most; It twists and turns with many forks in the road, Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ... Do we turn to the right ... or the left? Do we take the high road ... or the low road? Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one? Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ... And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming. While standing at a crossroads in life, The urge is to take the most comfortable path; The road with least resistance ... The shortest or most traveled route. And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before; Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences; Do we y

Top 10 Reasons Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10) You're guaranteed to get a little something. 9) The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 7) Less guilt the morning after. 6) IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY FANTASIZE YOU'RE SOMEBODY ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE. 5) FORTY YEARS FROM NOW, YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY. 4) IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR. 3) If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go again. 2) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 1) You can do the whole neighborhood!!

Chest Pain
Yesterday I went to work just like any other day. I was just building planes with my partner( work not love ya sickos) and I started feeling like someone was punching me in the chest. After 15 minutes it felt like I was being stabbed so I went to our on site Medical office. I just got home from the hospital. Overnight I got poked, prodded and tested all to find out my high blood pressure meds were thrown off cause I changed my diet and started eating healthy. Weird how doing the right thing can mess you up as bad as doing the wrong ones.

Rantz N Ravez
WHAT A DAY...I SO DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE PPL....ONE PERSON I TALK TO CAUSE I DN'T TXT THEM BACK SAYS "DN'T TXT ME NO MORE" SUCH DRAMA....SOMETIMES W/ EVERYTHING ELSE THAT GOES ON I WONDER IF I SHOULD EVEN BOTHER ANSWERING THEM AGAIN....HMM FAMILY....AROUND WHEN THEY NEED SOMETHIN AND NOWHERE WHEN YOU NEED THEM....BUT STILL GENERALLY CARE NO MATTER HOW STUPID YOU ACT OR THEY ACT...ATLEAST I HAVE A FEW GOOD FRIENDS NO MATTER HOW OFTEN I TALK TO THEM, TXT THEM, THEY ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME...SADLY I CAN COUNT THOSE PPL ON ONE HAND....... IT'S FUNNY THO HOW YOU CAN TALK TO A STRANGER SOMETIMES AND FIND ENLIGHTENMENT...AND SOMETIMES IT IS THE WORDS OUT OF OUR SENSES THAT CAN MAKE US FEEL BETTER....I SPOKE W/ SOMEONE TONIGHT..I HOPE THEY REALIZE THAT THERE IS ALWAYS A LIGHTENED PATH AND THAT EVEN IF WE MESS UP THAT THINGS CAN TURN OUT FOR THE BETTER. HOPE THAT THIS PERSON IS OK...NIGHT EVERYONE..HOPE WE ALL REST BETTER.

La Vie
I'm writing with loops and squares a shopping list of a life less lived, the road paved with signs, all the wants of Bohemia left behind for the thoughts that come with my next paycheck. I become this woman because it's what's hot right now. I pay my bills...hell yeah, I'm trendy! I service my car on time, I work until weariness consumes me. I conduct my social life with zero interaction, staring at artificial light as if it might stare back. But I know I can turn it off if it gets too hard. I smoke the final drag of the final awake moments, turn off my artificial life, pull the covers over a tired body, and, waiting for sleep to come, know in my heart that it was what I wanted all along.

Play Doh And Other Feel Good Things
Play Doh and other feel good things Feel good post of the month: Ann Aguirre's Thursday Thirteen. I haven't heard truer words in a while. And even the simplest of tools can be an outlet for beautiful creativity. New! Check out my review Blog: Book Love | WriYe: 105,358/100,000 | WC October: 2,915| | Subs: 85/50 | Accepts: 4 | Rejects: 74 |

Omg But Not Quite...
Oh My God! And yes I'm saying that in a valley girl way. Whether its the omg I got something to tell you type or the omg I cant believe it way isnt necessarily that important. Although if I really wanted to go into it, its neither. Not really an omg come to think of it either. Of course now I'm saying oh my fucking god because updates and virus scans keep popping up as I'm attempting to write this. Which of course then try take precedence over what I'm trying to do, because I just needed to know that some off and out of the corner program I never use wants to update itself so it can better help me by continuing to be an annoyance. Anyways, back to the no longer omg subject. Right after I use the bathroom real quick........ok back. That was an Oh my moment considering it just sorta snuck up on me. So I had a creepy dream last night. Normally I dont have creepy dreams much less anything that I would actually consider scary. But I awoke from this one thinking eewww. I was as

Top 10 Reasons Leonard Peltier Should Be Freed
TOP TEN REASONS LEONARD PELTIER SHOULD BE FREED, IN THE WORDS OF THE GOVERNMENT 10. "The United States government must share in the responsibility for the June 26 firefight... It appeared that the FBI was equally to blame for the shootout..." - Gerald Heaney, Senior Judge in the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals, in a letter supporting clemency for Leonard Peltier. 9. "We can't prove who shot those agents... Aiding and abetting whoever did the final shooting. Perhaps aiding and abetting himself. And hopefully the jury would believe that in effect he had done it all. But aiding and abetting nevertheless." -Prosecutor Lynn Crooks in Court of Appeals, October 15, 1985. 8. "But can't you see... that what happened happened in such a way that it gives some credence to the claim... that the United States is willing to resort to any tactic in order to bring somebody back to the United States from Canada. And if they a re willing to do that, they must be willing to

Just Because I Do...
How can I tell you, that I love you, I love you? I long to tell you that i'm always thinking of you, always thinking of you but I can't think of right words to say... Sometimes "I love you" doesn't quite say it all...

Finding The Path
Searching for ones self is a profound journey For there are many paths. Many will present themselves to be the path. Discernment of the heart must prevail. There are and will be a lesson with each touch. Only the truth will be felt it in the heart. Few will understand it and fewer will practice it. Creator has a vision for those of true heart. There is much wisdom and much sorrow if the correct path is not chosen. Sigh... Walking that chosen path will be difficult to be sure. There will be many other paths revealed. Hold fast; hold true to the vision ahead for there lay the wisdoms of old.

Daddy, How Was I Born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine ?months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down...You'll love this.... "You got Male!"

Ancestrial Remains
Did you know from state to state graves of our ancestors have been dug up? Did you know that it has been many, many graves? By Federal law the remains and their sacred objects are then put into a box and taken to the local University to be studied then left in a room boxed up year after year. WHAT DISRESPECT OF OUR ANCESTORS………... We native Indian people don't treat our ancestors like this. Our ancestors are to be honored and we remember without them we would not be here for we would have no life...:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> I don't care what race you are. I don't care what sex and religion you are, this issue should be an OUTRAGE to all human beings. Please have a heart and help us bring our ancestors home. If you will write to the Senator in your state and demand the release of Ancestral Remains to there homes. We live in a busy world, but we have no excuse not to follow through with this demand "Bring the Ancestral Remains Home." Please take five minutes out

Months Stolen From '««¤mÍ§§_ßëhãvíñ¤»»'
¢¾OCTOBER¢¾ 1. What was your last Halloween costume? I was a cat and then ended up being a last minute pirate to the pirate party I got invited to due to my original plans falling through. 2. What is your favorite candy? ummmm candy apple martinis made with goose..lol sounds kinda yummy huh? 3. What was your favorite thing about this month? Spending time with friends ¢¾NOVEMBER¢¾ 1. Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving? I worked but I also went home for food later on 2. What are you thankful for? Everything in my life right now 3. Do you love stuffing? Sometimes... depends on my mood. ¢¾DECEMBER¢¾ 1. Do you celebrate Christmas? Not really. I celebrate Saint Nikolaus day on the 6th of December, its a German thing. But i don't do the whole commercialistic holiday, the only thing I purchase is a Christmas tree. 2. Have you ever been kissed under the mistletoe? nope....wanna volunteer? hehe 3. Get anything special last year? see the answer

Hair Removel Incident Lmao
The following was sent to me by a friend who shall remain nameless (and embarrassed)- All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, pai of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure >this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah,

Iraq Update
Hello to all my friends out in fubar land. Well here is a little update from Iraq. the past couple of weeks have been very quiet in my sector. Not really to much to write about in the field of battle. There is a little to mention out there about what i have done so here it is, Well my squad is down to 6 men n we still function nas if we are full strenght of 12. We have raided several houses and captured several high value targets. Most are at night when we raid the house but there have been a couple that have been during the day. When u would think they were not home. guess they thought we would not go looking for them,,Boy did we fool them....Well thats all i have for now will get back and post a lil more when i have time....tks for the support..

Wow!!!
i have decided to quit smoking! not the easiest thing in the world.i know in my mind that i don't need a smoke but, i get bored and then i sit and think about it and try to figure out what i am suppose to do. i do not want to eat because i am trying to loose some weight too! so basically i quess i just don't need to stop movin! this is not the easiest thing in the world!!! the one thing i have learned through this experience is that my kids are happier without the smoke. i have also learned that it helps alot when u have support and i thatnk god for my b/fand sister, kat and my mommy and my husband and my boys because without them i would never even dream of not smoking!!!

Someone Today...
I was messaged today by a boy (he was an older guy but acted like a boy) who I left a few pic comments for last night. My comments were such as "good pic" and 'very cute' (the cute comment was about his dog, and honestly I only left a comment on his pic cuz I commented on his dog) and he 'shouted' at me today about me being slutty and a whore because I compliment guys when I’m married. Excuse me, when did it become adultery to compliment another guy? I know this site is primarily an adult hookup site, but as I posted on my profile, I joined for a friend and I’m on mostly cuz I get bored. I do not indulge in 'cyber' and I will not meet anyone. I'm sorry I enjoy compliments and flirt a little, I guess that’s a sin, or something. Maybe his last fubar date went bad or he's had bad experiences with women, but be civil, kid. But anyways this boy irritated me for his impulsive, rude and primitive comments. And I wanted to vent. So I vented. :) (not to mention i dont show 1/2 the skin

City Portraits
She stands on the sidewalk near the bus stop, clad in her Sunday best. She could be my grandmother, watching intently down the street for the arrival of public transportation. She hides beneath the awning, shielding her body from the cold, sporting John Lennon sunglasses in the rain. She's clutching that Rally's bag, and you know without a doubt that it's the one highlight of her day. I sit in my car, and glance at her just once, waiting for the light to change.

Last Fu Winner
So we're all on the same page here i'm going to post what the Last Fu standing will get. *)A spot on the Top board of Fu-Friends *)A last fu standing award *)$10,000.00 fubucks If anyone wants to sign up for a spot for the next game Contact me and i will put you on the list.

Cool Chat And File Sharing Programs
i have posted these before,but im doing it again for those who havn't seen yet. www.winmxworld.com has a nice forum for the p2p network. if you're interested in chat and filesharing winmx is the place to be. the new patch can be found here. http://patch.winmxconex.com if you have problems getting connected paste this channel/room name into the channelbar next to filter button then click the join button on right WinMXWorld.com Help_6444D04ABABE entering this room will send you to live help. sometime you have to wait or check back depending on your time zone some people may be sleeping or at work. some cool rooms are the real source code,acid lounge,the hot tub,sexy chat around the world,vampire vixen,the morgue and dark metal. just a few examples of many. www.filetopia.com is another cool and reliable p2p where u can chat and share files. if you try filetopia visit the candyshop,vampire kingdom,winmxcrew and people's choice power station. http://sourceforge.net/projects/dcplusplu

Would You Bag You Own Groceries?
Ok that is the question. If you were at a supermarket or not so supermarket and there was a line behind you, would you help bag your own groceries? I know some of you out there would say no and I would like to know why? I have been in a line when someone does not start writing the check out until the end and that pisses me off too. I know sometimes we all forget to do it but WHAT HAPPEN TO COURTESY? So the checker asks if you would help out because the bagger is not there and you say NO. Now why would you do that? I am so Sick of this "it's all about me" Attitude. Can we not just pitch in and help out another person without expecting something in return. What is the mind set of people like that? A) Well I pay for that service? (Prostitution is a service too, and even then you may not get what you want Does everyone remember The Crying Game ?) B) Just don't want to? (And we wonder why American are getting fatter) C) I may break a nail? (OK if you are like thi

Happy Halloween Story
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "

To All The Blazing Bomberz
Hey I got on and posted my news for my groups and I had a big fucking problem.. My aunt did something to the computer and she had unstall Netsscape N what ever it is used for and she is running her mouth that I had to much shit in my computer so I went through and deleted somethings.. I will be on later on today to comment bomb and rate pictures as well I will be working on my yahoo group or say send invites out ok.. I hope you all have a good day... Alisha aka Virgo24

I Know I Know
I know I said I wasn't going to do this anymore, but shes asweet and beautiful person. Her account got deleted, and she has been trying to bring herself back up. Do you think you all can stop by and fan and add her? She is not a taker and will return the love. I am off to bed...Have a great evening or morning whichever the case may be! Love to all! Hugs and Kisses! puddles@ fuba

Love
I am in LOVE with the most perfect man ever. He is absolutly amazing. No matter what happens with our relationship I will always love him. I honestly have never felt this way for anyone. When we argue/fight, we can never stay mad at each other. He also tries his hardest NOT to yell at me, but has a couple of times. I will admit I deserved it. People say girls never deserve being yelled at or hit, but I believe if you've messed up the ways I have then you deserve to be yelled at. Also, no matter how jealous I get, he may get upset with me, but not mad at me. The way he makes me laugh and smile at times that I am down is just great. No one has ever done that. The cute pictures/comments/messages he sends me just make me light up too. The one person who means the most to me in the world is my daughter and I've noticed that she means the world to him too. The way he gets upset if he does NOT get to say goodnight to my daughter and tell her that he loves her, brings a tear to my eye. J

Man Test
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat.. "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training a

To Those Who Serve
I want to say thank you to all that serve, it takes a strong male or female to go out there and defend their country. I don't know many people who could scarfice months apart from their family. I served for 2 years, I got out on a family care plan. I hope I didn't let my country down. I hope all yall our blessed, for those away at war my prays are with you return safely to your families.

101 Love Lines
A good love is delicious because you can't get enough too soon. A smile to put you on high... A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you? Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! Don't forget to love yourself. He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much. I see you in every passing face I'll love you till the cows come home. If love were a movie, you'd be a box office hit! It's a rainy day when you're not around Let love be your greatest aim. Life is the flower for which love is the honey. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself. Love makes everything lovely. Love makes life so confu

Queens.
went to see queens of the stone age tonight. *sigh* i dunno. the goober patrol was out. young goobers. older yuppies. the stuck up music snobs. i dunno. it really wasnt great. played A LOT of new stuff. and i dont really dig it. they got down and all. but... eh. only two songs from the first album???? and no one hardly knew them??? FUCKING FAIL. on the crowd AND band's fault. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. but they did rock out. and i do looooooooooove my rocknroll. BUT DONT LET THIS FOOL YOU IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY SEEN THEM LIVE!!! *cough*supervillian*cough* they still totally wail. just a much weaker version than last time.

Can Someone Please Explain To Me...
Why on god's green earth would someone spend 100 USD to host a happy hour??? I suppose if ego in real life depends on how internet popular you are, it SORT OF makes sense... The blasts range from 6 or 7 bucks to 50 bucks...OK, I wouldn't spend my own money on a blast, but if someone wants to spend that money on me, so be it. It's their 6 bucks wasted, not mine. Does the fact that you're a godfather online make you feel more secure in yourself in the real world? I seen someone who's reached godfather after only a few months. Do you pee? Eat? Sleep? I don't mind this site. It's not my favorite, but it's not a bad way to pass the time. Half the time I leave my page up when I go to do random shit. Sometimes, I'll go to the I'm bored part and rate pics. I accidentally rated a person a 9 (my mouse sucks sometimes) and they posted a bulletin notifying people that I am a downrater...Are you serious?? Get over yourself! I certainly wouldn't mind a lower rating now and then.

The Kissing Partner
*The Kissing Partner is a short story I wrote last year. It is copyrighted, so if you'd like a copy, please ask and I'll be happy to oblige! Each week I will add the next installment. THE KISSING PARTNER (c.) By Leslie W B Dex is one lousy kisser! Never much caring about it until now, I hadn’t given it a lot of thought. But over the last year, perhaps as I neared my half century mark, I began thinking about my relationships, about my own sexuality, and about things I’d taken for granted or perhaps never experienced. Very scary thinking, I assure you! I wondered, will I go to my grave never having experienced good kissing? Shallow, maybe. But aside from wealth and world travel, there isn’t much I really want. It happened one rainy Sunday afternoon. Dex was stretched out on the couch reading the obituaries in the Sunday paper. He looked sexy for some reason. Maybe it was that his hair was still a little damp from the shower, maybe it was just that I was h

Depressed
I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Help Hotline. I was put through to a 'call center' in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane....

Ok Plz Read
i had my one yr old at the hospital and she has pneumonia and urinary tract infection she is very ill been keep a temp between 100.8 and 105 .. so if i dont answer im busy with her so be patient and if u cant then block me bc u dont need to be my friend bc my kids are always first and 2nd my contest was postponed and thats actually a good thing for me right now ok much love and peace to u all

Friday October 26, 2007
THIS ... IS ... NEWS FLASH!!!! ... no... not sparta... NEWS FLASH! ... yeah... I dont care if you dont like it ... get over it ... yeah?...well... BITE ME!!! NEWS FLASH 12:05 AM(I think): MAJOR CONGRATS TO BOUNTY AND PK ON THEIR MARRIAGE! NEWS FLASH 12:11 AM(?): Krispy cream doughnuts discovered to be dirty bombs. Thats right... they're nukes!

U Need Yo A$$ Beat
Ive been inspired by on of my fav comedians to continue his song, "You need Yo ass beat". Feel free to leave a comment and add on to the song/poem. Ill start by posting the ones he said. have fun. You need Yo ass beat You need Yo ass beat You at the bus stop, wit a furr coat...You need Yo ass beat You in the class reunion wit a GED...You need Yo ass beat You a pimp wit a roommate...You need Yo ass beat Yo baby cant read but know the words to laffy taffy...You need Yo ass beat You got an prosthetic arm with a tattoo...you need yo ass beat

I Hate
When people decide they no longer want to speak to you. At least have the decency to say, hey you know I don't want to talk to you anymore because of "said" reason. If I was being a bitch, just tell me. If I no longer interest you, tell me. If you don't want to tell me the exact reason, then so be it. Just have the courtesy to tell me my days of conversing with you have come to an end. I'm not wasting your time so don't fucking waste mine. I don't play games, I don't like candy coated nonsense, just keep everything real when you talk or if you chose to talk to me. That's all I ask because I would do the same.

Sinus Headaches/headaches In General Suck
right now i have a major headache and my friend keena on here is trying to help me get rid of it and i thank her for that, right now my head feels reallllllllly good but i am hoping it stays that way

Sorry Everyone
hey everyone. sorry i havent been on in a while. someone very special to me who i met on here has hurt me dearly so i have been avoiding this site therefore i dont see them much. but nothing much is new with me. still sick and tired of gettin hurt by men. and working my ass off to support the lil one and give her a good life. heaven is 16 months. she is so active now its crazy. i can barely keep up with her. she has a mouth full of teeth. i have gotten her into the habit of brushin her teeth daily and she loves doing it. she sits up on my lap and we brush them. her father still doesnt have a lot to do with her. but shes got me and her grandparents. guess bubba is still doin alright. dont hear too much from him anymore. he found a new girl who broke his heart and now he hates life and kinda ignores me so whatever. but yeah once again im sorry to all my close friends on here who i kinda abonded....

Dumped In A Text Message Today
What kind of woman will dump you in a text message? I loved her so much & even went as far as proposing to her & she didnt have the decency to break up with me in person...I could have taken that better than a text message...I gave her my love & she gave me SHIT...I feel so empty...

Edgar Allen Poe
In the greenest of our valleys By good angels tenanted, Once a fair and stately palace- Radiant palace- reared its head. In the monarch Thought's dominion- It stood there! Never seraph spread a pinion Over fabric half so fair! Banners yellow, glorious, golden, On its roof did float and flow, (This- all this- was in the olden Time long ago,) And every gentle air that dallied, In that sweet day, Along the ramparts plumed and pallid, A winged odor went away. Wanderers in that happy valley, Through two luminous windows, saw Spirits moving musically, To a lute's well-tuned law, Round about a throne where, sitting (Porphyrogene!) In state his glory well-befitting, The ruler of the realm was seen. And all with pearl and ruby glowing Was the fair palace door,

This Is Rather Confusing To Me
You know what is really sad is, ever since joining when it was CherryTap and now it being Fubar, I only know other than my girlfriend of course, I only know two people that live in Traverse City, MI. that is on my friends list and/or family list, that's pretty damn sad! What is wrong with this picture, huh? I can't be that scary looking and last time I checked I couldn't bite at all but I know it's pretty damn sad when there is other people that live in Traverse City, MI. and not many in this town want to be around me, that's sad and pathetic and it shouldn't matter if I'm working or not, I do have a right to have friends in this town and for those that I thought were friends that I think aren't on here, they need a damn wakeup call because I know full well, I wouldn't just make them feel like they've been shoved into a closet and left there. that's for sure.

Lol
A BIZARRE INTERVIEW TECHNIQUE A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization. The manager says, "Okay, but there is one rule you have to follow. You cannot get an erection while you are trying to join this group." The man says O.K. He is stripped of his clothing. A bell is tied around his penis and he is put into a room with nine other men who are also trying to join. Then a naked woman is sent walking across the room and nine bells are quiet, and his is ringing away. The man begs for another chance and is given this chance. The woman walks by again and again the man's bell rings again. The manager says to the man, "Pick up your stuff and go. You are unfit for this organization." As the man bends down to pick up his stuff, the other nine bells start ringing

Saw Something In The Sky
This has got me a little creeped out. Was driving down a road and saw 2 lights in the sky which looked like a airplane. It looked like it was gonna land on the road i was driving on. So i stopped my truck along with the 3 cars behind me and watched but it was weird cus there was no sound it was completely silent then this object stopped rotated and went straight up into the sky until it was out of sight. Now me and the confused drivers were all standing on the side off the road looking at each other like what the fuck? So then a cop comes down the road in the other direction stops and ask what is going on. Well we kind of all look at each other and all said at the same time "nothing". Why did we all say the same thing I can only speak for myself but I didn't want the cop to think I was some crazy. I am not sure what I saw but it was really strange, I have never seen a aircraft behave in that matter ever so I have said and hopefully somebody will read this and think hes not crazy

Five Surgeons.....
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see Accountants on my >>operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything in side them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable!

Board?
Here it goes!!!! This one is fun... Place an X by all the things you've done, or remove the X from the ones you have not, and send it to all your friends, including me. This is for your entire life! Been to Canada X Been to Mexico X Been to Florida X Been on a plane X Been lost X Been on the opposite side of the country ( USA )X Waded/ Swam in the ocean X Cried yourself to sleep X Played cops and robbers X Played with a Tonka Truck X Sang karaoke--- X Paid for a meal with only coins X Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? X Made prank phone calls X Caught a snowflake on your tongue X Danced in the rain X Written a letter to Santa Claus X Been kissed under the mistletoe X Watched the sunrise with someone you care about X Blown bubbles X WAS THAT HIS NAME? Yes and he liked it!!!!! Made a bonfire on the beach Crashed a party X Crashed a wedding Crashed a fu

A Man Who Beats On A Women
A MOMENT IN MY LIFE WHEN I WAS ABUSED.. Yet again it happened..6/5/2008 IS IT TRUE THAT THE RIBS CAN TELL THE KICK OF THE BEAST FROM AN EX LOVER'S FIST THE BRUISED BONES RECOVERED FROM THE SUDDEN SHOCK OF THE IMPACT THE SWOLLEN LIDS AND SORRY EYES SPOKE NOT OF LOST ROMANCE .BUT OF HURT HATE IS OFTEN CONFUSSED. IT;S LIMITS ARE IN ZONES BEOUND ITS SELF. LOVE & HATE BY NATURE EXRACTS A PAIN

Remembering Dead
I remember... the feeling of you holding me the sound of your voice the way you kissed me the way you smiled the way you said "I love you" the night we shared together ...But I also have to remember that you're nothing more than dead.. Fucker.

Some One Who
MY NEEDS ARE SMALL, MY WANTS ARE FEW, ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN I WANT TO CRY SOMEONE TO CARE IF I LIVE OR DIE, SOME ONE TO TELL MY TROUBLES TO, SOMEONE TO SAY I LOVE YOU , I DO. SOMEONE TO REACH AND TOUCH MY HAND SOMEONE TO SAY I UNDERSTAND, SOME ONE TO LEAD ME FROM DARKNESS TO LIGHT SOMEONE TO SHOW ME WRONG FROM RIGHT, SOMEONE TO STAY CLOSE TO HOME & STOP THE URGE WHEN THEY WANT TO ROAM, SOME ONE TO TAKE MY HAND AS WE WALK THROUGH THE RAIN, SOMEONE TO LOVE ,HONOR & TRUST, THESE THINGS ARE A MUST, ALL OF HTESE THINGS I WANT WITH YOU MY WONDERFUL SOMEONE MY LOVE IS SO TRUE

All I Ever Wanted.
All I ever wanted. Was a friend to talk to. A love to care for. All I ever wanted. Was a small family to love. A wife to cherish. A life to live. All I ever wanted. Was for the grief to end. A time to rest. A love to have. All I ever wanted. Seems to be smoke. Transitory. A dream.

It Was Nice Knowing You...
Its such a shame that someone I put a lot of trust into (more than with most people) and cared about has pretty much turned their back on me. I have a feeling that its because of some shit going on between him and my roommate's girlfriend. In all honesty, that does not/should not involve me, but apparently it does. At least in this person's opinion. I feel like I was lied to and my trust was betrayed. This person sat here and said to me not to take shit from anyone and stand up for myself. That I need "GOOD" people in my life - like him. Well, a lot of good that did me. Nice to know that I wasted 2 1/2 weeks of my life and money for this person. Not to mention the hours of sleep I lost so I could talk to him. *shrug* You live and learn right? My only advice to him: Don't shit on the few people that actually cared about you, and in all honesty, there aren't that many people that do care about YOU. You will never meet another person like me and for you to "throw me away"

Hey Everyone!!
sorry i just up and disappeared! i started back to school and it's kept me so busy i don't know if i should scratch my watch, or wind my butt. i hope to start coming by at least once a day again. hope everyone is doing well. take care, jennifer

Class
My nickname is "classy" and as most can see, i am a submissive. That doesn't mean that i don't have any class or manners. To the contrary, i have class and even more manners than most. i do not appreciate people visiting my profile and judging me. The only person who can do that is God Himself.. If you don't like any of this then do us a favor and click off of my profile and don't come back. Go play somewhere else....

Tears Of A Clown
Friends ask the question, sometimes twice with a shrug I give the standard reply a wink and a smile should suffice looking at you with poker straight eyes Words hard to come by, dreading to share emotions I keep locked deep down inside not wanting to deceive those who care by a genetic drawback called family pride So don`t let me drag you down when my heart will not let me tell of how much I need you around to pick up pieces of my fragile shell To show my love would be a daunting task it is hidden here under the guise of a haunted soul wearing a clown`s mask with many tears fallen under my eyes.

Inspiration
CAN U PICTURE YOUR HAND IN MINE TAKING ON THE WORLD WITH A SMILE FILLING MY HEART WITH YOUR SONG MAKING IT ALL SEEM WORTH WHILE ALL THE PAIN IS WASHED AWAY BY ONE SINGLE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND SENDING ME TO THE STARS AND BEYOND ARRIVING IN THE PROMISED LAND RACING THROUGH MY HEAD LIKE LIGHTNING THOUGHTS OF YOUR LOVE I WANT TO WIN STARING INTO YOUR EYES FOR ETERNITY WILL HOW I WANT MY DAYS TO SPEND ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF I HAVE A CHANCE TO ACHIEVE THIS IMPOSSIBLE DREAM HOLDING YOU GENTLY IN MY ARMS NOT CARING WHAT TOMORROW BRINGS LOVING YOU UNCONDITIONALY WITHOUT REGRET MY ONLY TRUE TASK IN THIS LIFE YOUR KISSES MY MEDICATION YOUR SMILE MY LIGHT MY BEST FRIEND AND LOVER TAKE AWAY ALL MY STRIFE 10-26-07 JAY ROGERS

Love
I LOVE YOU NOT ONLY FOR WHAT YOU ARE BUT FOR WHAT I AM WHEN I AM WITH YOU. I LOVE NOT ONLY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE MADE OF YOURSELF, BUT FOR WHAT YOU ARE MAKING ME I LOVE YOU FOR THE PART OF ME THAT YOU BRING OUT I LOVE YOU FOR PASSING OVER ALL OF MY FLAWS I LOVE YOU FOR DRAWING OUTA BEAUTY IN ME THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS LOOKED QUITE FAR ENOUGH TO FIND I LOVE YOU

Slow Dance
Have you ever watched kids on a merry go round? Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You'd better slow down. Dont dance so fast. Time is short. The music wont last. do you run through your day on the fly? when you ask "how are you" do you hear the reply? when the day is done do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head? you'd better slow down. dont dance so fast. time is short. the music wont last. ever told your child, we'll do it tomorrow? and in your haste, not see their sorrow? ever lost touch, let a good friendship die cause you never had time to call and say "hi" you'd better slow down. dont dance so fast. time is short. the music wont last. when you run so fast to get somewhere you miss half the fun of getting there. when you worry and hurry t

Manners
Anyone who wishes to visit my profile, please feel free but please remember, I am a human being with feelings too. If you don't have anything nice to say then please don't say anything at all and be on your way...Remember, do unto others as you would have them do unto you....So, manners please. Thank you for listening to me vent....

For You I Am
I AM A SOFT FEATHER PILLOW COME REST YOUR HEAD ON ME LET YOUR FEELING OUT I WONT TELL A SOUL I AM A STREAM FLOWING COME SIT ON MY BED COOL YOURSELF OFF BY LYING WITH ME YOU ARE NOT ALONE I AM HERE WITH YOU FOREVER.

My Heart
My heart is made up of all diffent thing from this world. What i have done what has been done to me. The pain that That i have made for my self and pain that i have sent to the ones that ki have care for or loved in my life. My heart is full of love and will always hold places for the ones i have loved or care for in my life that is all good night and sweet dream and always rember when u wake in the morn it is always a new day to start over. Matthew

Finally, A Definition Of Globalization
Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate: Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer : Princess Diana's death. Question : How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, a

My Tarrot
You are The Sun Happiness, Content, Joy. The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent. Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way. The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy. What Tarot Card are You? Take the Test to Find Out.

Still Not Recieving The Help I Give Others?
I HAVE ALOT OF PEOPLE I AM FANS OF BUT THE LIST OF FANS FOR ME IS SO MUCH SMALLER THEN THE LIST OF WHO I AM FANS OF? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?? IF YOU HAVEN'T BECOME A FAN OF MINE? ,IF YOU HAVENT COMMENTED OR RATED MY PICS.ADDED ME. AS YOU ALL SAY YOU WILL?? "YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF..." FOR I HAVE DONE MY PART FOR ALL OF YOU... OVER AND OVER AGAIN...,I HAVE A LARGE FRIENDS LIST.AND EACH DAY I ADD MORE..I HAVE RATED ALMOST EVERY PIC A PERSON HAS AND COMMENTED ON THEM AS WELL..I DO MY PART TO GET EVERY POINT FOR THE PERSON .I EVEN BUY GIFTS.. I EXCEPT EVERYONE.. NO ONE I EVER REJECT.. NOW ALL OF YOU WHO HAVENT TAKEN THE TIME TO RATED ,COMMENTED,FAN ME,ADD ME,OR GIVEN GIFTS? MY 1 QUESTION TO YOU ALL....WHY? AND WTF??OVER 90 PERCENT OF YOU ARE NEW TO FUBAR..I HAVE HELPED YOU GET WHERE YOU ARE..NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO HELP ME GET WHERE I NEED TO BE..! I WILL START AT THE VERY TOP OF MY LIST..IF I SEE YOU DIDNT RATE,COMMENT,FAN,OR ADD ME..I WILL START REMOVING PEOPLE..AND IN YOU

Pretty Lady Contest Is Over Tommorrow!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 6611 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 5766 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 726 comments! 4th lady is...... with 708 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 118 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 69 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 48 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 37 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUn

Tired And In Pain
ohhh man it has been a really long week. all the meds that i have to take are making me feel really sick. i hate how things that should make you better always seem to make you ick at the same time. right now i feel like i am in a haze and i just want to shake it.

Shout Box Fun - 2
This is a short conversation I had tonight at the shoutbox, this is what this idiot told Me just a few seconds after I accepted his friends request, needless to say, his stay in My friends list was shorter than lighting... what an asshole!! Shawn aka ...: thx for the add sexy ->Me ...: You are welcomed Shawn aka ...: ive got a ? for u ->Me ...: yes? Shawn aka ...: would u do a few naughty pic for me for a 1000 fubacks sweetie ->Me ...: for how many fubucks will you fuck yourself in the ass for me on cam? ->Me ...: who the heck do you think you are talking to?? ***blocked now*** LOL

Oh Fuck It
the reason i fll for my ex, yeah i fineally realised it, earlier this evening i was talking to a friend i met when i was like 19 years old, he liked me then but he has turned shallow, and it made me realise that i had a habit of falling for the first guy that would treat me like i was worth looking at, yeah because i am short and round, so what? i don't need that shit anymore, i give up, don't need it don't want it don't have to put up with it

Help Me Win A Hh
I need help and lots of it. I am in a contest for a HH. I really want to win one of the five but I need the help of my friends. I have entered a few contests before and asked for help from friends but never got it. I am asking one last time for help before I decide that having the people I call friends is useless and turn my back on everything. I have helped a lot of people in their giveaways well why not come help me out for once.

Longing To Feel....
Each Night I lay awake Longing for your Touch Wishing to feel your skin next to mine I Long to Hold you in my arms Away from all the Harm Safe and Warm next to me in the night I Long to feel you soft skin As you curl up next to me In the Warmth of our Embrace I Long for you to Caress my slim arms Wishing that Our Passion will not flee But Forever grow and Lighten our Days I Long for your soft butterfly Kisses To be placed upon my Rose Petal Lips In the Darkest Hour of the Cold Nights I Long to feel Our Skin Touching Each Others Without the barrier of clothing I Long to run my fingers threw your silken hair As you explore my nude form with your eyes and hands Wishing to have your soft lips Caress my Silken skin I Long for this Each and Every Night As I lay here in my Bed alone and cold Knowing that only your Touch and Warmth with cure me of this plague Sleepily I pray and dream For this to come to be For one single night at least I Wish an

Please Help
my dear friends,family and fans,i only have 3,085 to level and i was wondering if yall could please help me out,i would appreciate it muchly and i will try to return the favor to all who are able to help,PLEASE AND THANK YOU.....MUCH LOVE TO ALL,LADY RAVEN

October 25th 2007 A.d.
October 25th 2007 A.D. Guess what? I ran into one of my ex's today (joy joy) she act's like she doesen't know me but I know she does. What pisses me off is how Whoeish she was and denies it. She had baught me a drink last week and now today she act's like I don't exist again. This game is getting old. I wounder if I should just sink my teeth in and finnish her off. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Her blood probably tastes nasty anyways. Oh well time will tell.

Been Out Of Town
A week ago tues my oldest son was having a medical problem, push came to shove and he ended up in the hospital and within 2 hrs they knew he needed brain surgery. The best in the country to do this was in Cleveland Ohio. So we loaded up the motor home and brought him here. He had his surgery wed. was a 5 hr deal. Good news they got all the problem and things are looking very good. He is one lucky guy. Reminds me that life can turn on a dime. Be thankful for what you have in your life, these are the sorts of things that can take it all away very fast. Remember to say I love you to those you love.

Walt Disney Quote, At The End Of Meet The Robinsons
“Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.” - Walt Disney

Top 2 Results!!!
The Top 2 winners are!!!!!: Mr. Adorable and 'Dracul~Vampyre God~' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for everyone that participated! There was A LOT of comments. hehe Hard to keep up with. Grats guys!

She Needs More Help Please
Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my wifes pic in fat sonnys contest please HALLOWEEN PIC CONTEST WILL RUN FROM TUESDAY TILL TUESDAY 5 PM TILL 5 PM EST SHE IS IN FOURTH PLACE NOW PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN THANKS ALSO I CAN NOT COMMENT ANYMORE I REACHED MY LIMIT SO DID SHE AND HER SISTER PLEASE HELP thanks jonah

Revised Contest List As Of 10/25/07
CURRENT FAMILY CONTESTS Ashley - Salute Contest Ends Oct. 31 ">tx paintball man - needs 50K in comments in 8 weeks for a HH Evil Angel - needs 75K in comments for a VIP - No time limit PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CONTEST GUIDELINES AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IF YOU ARE IN A CONTEST AND IT IS NOT ON HERE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

Just A Thought.
so i was talking with my good friend funkymunky and we are deciding on where i should live here are the choices. what do you think ? Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Bastard (Norway) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK) Chinaman's Knob (Australia) Climax (Colorado, USA) Cunt (Spain) Cunter (Switzerland) Dikshit (India) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border) Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic) Effin (Limerick, Ireland) Fuku (Shensi, China) Fukue (Honshu, Japan) Fukui (Honshu, Japan) Fukum (Yemen) Hold With Hope (Greenland) Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA) Lickey End (West Midlands, UK) Little Dix Village (West Indies) Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland) Middle Intercourse Island (Australia) Muff (Northern Ireland) Nobber (Donegal, Ireland) Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines) Seymen (Turkey) Shafter (California, USA) Shag Island (Indian Ocean) Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)

Love Hurts All The Time
I'm not the type of person to just say I love someone, usually when I say it, I really mean it. I've been with my fiance for almost 3 years now. We live together and we've grown up together. It's been hard this past year because we really had to grow up fast. He's still in high school getting ready to graduate, and well, I'm going to college next year...I've already graduated. Sometimes it's hard to remember what it feels like when we didn't fight so much. I know we've both been stressed out...I love him, I do...... with all my heart...i guess I'm posting this for a breather..cuz on here unlike myspace... i can say things without people reading it..and freaking out. xoxoxo lil v

Success Patrol
Want to see where i have been the last couple of months? Building a web site to help all online entrepreneurs make money! Yup I am making money and want to help my friends. A few of us got together and are putting a collection of products and training together on a membership that will help any marketer succeed. From newbies to those of you who have been struggling for a while. http://successpatrol.com

Venting !!!!
Wot a shitty fucking day...best friends son in a car accident...he may lose sight in one eye...17 years old... One of my dear friends was diagnosed with breast cancer yesterday...46 years old !!!! Waiting for the third thing to happen....Jesus !!!!

One Of Those Nights
did you ever have one of those moments where it seems everyone in your life has changed and it doesn't fit in with you anymore? I am having one of those nights...one of those nights where I don't feel that I fit in anywhere, I am lonely and just blah and yes I feel that everyone has changed but then think to myself, is it me that has changed or am I just tired or am I just blah and nothing has changed at all I just need alone time...anyway I am just rambling so im going to shush up and lay down and watch the tele i suppose.....comment if you want......if you don't want then don't......nights like tonight suck......i hate being lonely, feeling lonely =[

Sign
Gemini MAY 21-JUNE 20 If there is tension in your personal relationships, do something about it. You have the ability to change things at any time. Circumstances may not allow you to totally change some situations, but showing others that your feelings and suggestions are just as important as theirs will build respect. Life is forever in flux, and you must evolve.

Contests And Friends
Well I have decided since my so called friends can't help me ever win anything why the hell should I be on here. Once my VIP is up I am deleting my account. I post bulletins asking for my so called friends to help me bomb my pic in a contest but guess what...no one ever bothers to help me. I have helped many people in the contests they have entered but can I win a HH or VIP or anything? No, and the reason is because it seems all my friends care about is themselves. If I do end up staying here I will not help anyone in a contest again and will only look out for number 1, myself. I thought I left my loner days behind me but it seems as though I am still alone in anything I do. Larry

My Horror Film Debuts In November
My horror film, DEVOTION debuts November 24th, in film festivals. See below for the movie poster and trailer. The film will be available for purchase in Spring (further updates available) MOVIE TRAILER: Copy and paste) www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5AHAgd6zPs - 55k

100 Personal Things
1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT. barely visible "y" shaped scar on my right cheeck from a fight with another boy when I was a kid. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of me and my daughter, and Bro and parents. 3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? Not big on Cellphones that do everything but wash dishes...simple slider that does wut I need it to do (function as a phone!) LoL 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? everything. I can stand any kind for a maximum of an hour.lol 5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? The rolling green hills (default) 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? hmmmm.... to meet that which I've been searching for.... 8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? 6:23PM 10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? SHe was psycho. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? not usually. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? the one who was supposed to make me smile. 13.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE

The Loss Of Another
once again i find myself grieving over the loss of a friend i just found out five minutes agothat a girl i went to school with that i have known since 5th grade has died in a car accident she would be the 9th or 10th person that i have lost in the last 2 years if that rite now im not in the best of moods so any cheering up will be appreciated something i wrote for her and her family and friends in this time of loss and mourning i send out my deepest sympathy to the family and friends of this wonderful girl who has touched so many lives in such a short period of time its a tragedy we had to lose her so soon but she shall be in our hearts and prayers forever R.I.P. Jessica Truz we all love you written by Bridgette M Bailey R.I.P. ♥ Jessica ♥

Im Still Here
Ok yall i know i have been kinda not here for a while but i am tryin to win a giveaway hosted by my friend if you have shown me love i will try to return it as soon as i am done rating and commenting all 1455 pics its takin forever but its worth it ill get a 30 day blast for my efforts i sure hope i win i have put 4 good days in and the last couple days have been nothin but nsfw no points:-( i think i have less than 500 pic left to rate and comment all nsfw yayyyy....kisses to all Stoner Butterfly

Hey Yall
im in a contest tonight and i would appreciate all the help that i can get if you could please check out my profile and in my comments is a pic of me its a link. click it and drop me a comment and rate my pic thats there please. i would really really appreciate it thank you