THIS ... IS ... NEWS FLASH!!!!
... no... not sparta... NEWS FLASH!
... yeah... I dont care if you dont like it
... get over it
... yeah?...well... BITE ME!!!
NEWS FLASH 12:05 AM(I think): MAJOR CONGRATS TO BOUNTY AND PK ON THEIR MARRIAGE!
NEWS FLASH 12:11 AM(?): Krispy cream doughnuts discovered to be dirty bombs. Thats right... they're nukes!