In light of recent events in the news, I have started to develope a particular paranoia. Case in point; I was on layover at this little airport in Minnesota, when I suddenly had the urge to use the restroom. I sat quietly in my stall, tapping my right foot in a morse code pattern that spells out the letters 'o.r.al,' as one normally does. Anyways, so an individual square of toilet paper managed to mysteriously detach itself from the roll, float down below the stall wall, and into the stall to my left. Odd, right?! That's what I thought! But whatever! So I reached over to get it. I mean, even though someone was in the stall next to me, waste not, want not! I don't even know what that means, but my mother always said it to make me eat my broccoli. WELL, some fellow has the NERVE to push some badge looking thing under the door?! Now, first, let me tell you who I am. I don't want you to think I'm some sort of idiot who goes into bathrooms known for public sex and seeks to engage in illegal activity. I am an innocent. I was deceived by the complicated workings of the law. Now, law... hmm.. legislation. Well, you could kind of say I am a MAKER of laws since I am a SENATOR! But, well, let's not get technical.
NEED I SAY MORE!?
