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Ok, so don't laugh right away, but I saw the Brave One last night. You know, that movie with Jodie Foster? Well apparently, you don't know. Apparently no one knows. Below is a picture to refresh you. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket It actually was an OK way to spend 2 hours (yes, 2 hours). Anyways, I started to wonder how people don't realize that Jodie Foster is a complete DYKE. I mean, not even the slightest bit of lipstick is on this lesbian. She now sports the haircut that all boyish dykes and also every gay, male hairdresser has. My ex had it. He is a hairdresser. Melissa Etheridge had it and Ellen still rocks it. Umm, I'm pretty sure Anne Heche had it. And that weird gay guy with the bloated chipmunk cheeks on Entertainment Tonight, Cojo. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket This is Cojo. This photo is not photoshopped. His cheeks are actually this bulbous. This isn't really the hair I'm talking about, but at one point, he had that haircut that Jodie did. Yea, he had it. Btw, do you think he is bulimic or just addicted to plastic surgery? His face is morphing into this large, puffy cheeked, Macys Thanksgiving day parade float. It kind of reminds me of the 80's movie, Big Trouble in Little China. That really great scene where one of the three storms, Thunder, just blows up because he is so pissed... ?* Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I found this pic of thunder. You might not know what I'm talking about because you're 12 or something. You know what, not to REALLY spin off on a separate subject, but if you are 12, please get offline and just go play outside. As a matter of fact, be glad you don't have any responsibilities and be especially thankful that you do not have to wax or shave anything. I mean, get out of here! I don't need to look at you with your expensive computerized toys mommy bought you and your tv ccommercial laden vocabulary. You know what, scratch that. If you are 12, I hate you! kidding. I think someone is bitter about his childhood?! Kidding again. But I digress; as always. Back to closet cases. I do hate to single ole' Jodi out, but she is totally iconic to so many gay stereotypes. I know, I'm probably preaching to the choir, but there is just NO way she is a heterosexual human being. It would be more believable if you told me she were from some other planet or some alternate bizarro world where everything is backwards. But as far as I know, she is humanoid. So, the tribe has spoken. It is time for her to leave her hetero shackles behind and come out of the closet! DO IT JODIE! Be real to yourself. So many lonely, lesbian girls in small towns would finally feel validated, and whole from your one selfless act. Besides, aren't you tired of not having a real relationship? If you can't be honest with the world, who can you be honest with? Certainly not yourself, I suspect. But listen kids, go see The Brave One. And then send Jodie Foster an email letting her know you would love her no matter what. She needs that. I think she needs you to see her movie more though. I hear it's not doing very well. Hey, I enjoyed it. I think Darryl slept through it, though. Or at least he pretended to be asleep when I looked over. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Here she is again. oy vey
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