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All I Ask.Running down that trail
in the black of night.
Listening to crickets chirp,
in the moon's romantic light.
We'll act like we're indestructible,
and do the most dangerous things we can think of,
yet not have a slight care
where we'll end up.
We'll sit out and watch the stars.
And see if we can count them all.
And yet, knowing its impossible,
we'll do it 'til morning's call.
And we'll probably fall asleep
listening to nature's song,
and holding each other
all night long.
And even if we never do,
I'll still care for you.
Cherish these moments
because life moves fast
and just love me back,
it's all I ask..
'cute "n" Naughty ' Rate/fan/add! ♥'Want to know how absurd this site is.I rated this girl what i actually thought she was on looks sense i could not rate here by personality sense i know know her.I did not rate her ones.if i were a down rater i would of rated her nothing but ones.People Get so caught up in the rating system its unreal.if your not rating them 10's or 11's if you can then they think your insulting them.sure you have people that say rating does not matter but we all know that's a certified lie.I have seen by my blunt comments & blunt ratings that people get really pissed off if you rate them lower then a 10.please stop lying to your self & the ones that are rating you lower then a 10 that you do not care what they rate you.because you & i & others know you do care & care ALLOT!...Here's a perfect example below...
'Cute "n" Naughty ' Rate/Fan/Add! ♥' Wrote To Me.
"Thank you for the wonderful ratings and comments! If you dont like me just get off my page! Or I can get you off my page myself......
AloneSITTING HERE IN MY HOUSE ALL ALONE EVERYNIGHT WITH MY THREE WONDERFULL KIDS WHO MEAN THE WORLD TO ME, THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING, MY SO CALLED HUSBAND IS HERE TO, HE SPENDS NO TIME WITH ME AT ALL, HE WAKES UP PLAYS HIS PC FROM THE TIME HE WAKES UP TO THE TIME HE GOES TO BED, HE LEAVES TO GO TO WORK AND THEN HOME AGAIN TO THE ONE THING THAT MEANS ANYTHING TO HIM HIS PC. IM ALL ALONE NO ONE TO CUDDLE WITH WITH NO ONE TO MAKE LOVE TO, IM SAD IN MY LIFE, AND MABYE LOST, DO I STAY WITH MAN WHO I FELL HAS NO LOVE FOR ME, UNTIL MY LAST BABY TURNS 18 OR DO I GO AND MAKE ME AND MY KIDS HAPPY, I HAVE TO GIVE MY KIDS WHAT THEY NEED A MOM AND A DAD TOGETHER? I DONT KNOW ANYMORE, I KNOW WHAT I WANT IN A MARRIAGE AND MY HUSBAND DOES NOT WANT TO GIVE ME WHAT I FELL I WANT, I LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD AND NO MAN WILL EVER MAKE ME HAPPY, I NEED TO BE AND FEEL LOVED, I NEED A MAN FOR MY KIDS WHO WANTS TO BE A DAD AND A LOVIN HUSBAND, I SHOULD OF THOUHHT LONG AND HARD BEFORE I GOT MARRIED AND DECIDED TO HAVE
Love Life SurveyMy Answers to Survey
Love Life
1
- Are You Single?
Yes
2
- If not, who is your bf/gf?
N/A
3
- How Long Have You Been Together?
N?A
4
- If You're Single, Do you Like It?
Eh! Somewhat
5
- Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now?
Yes
6
- First Kiss
Long time ago
7
- Ever Kiss in the Rain?
Nop
8
- In a Movie Theater?
Yes
9
- Underwater?
Yes
10
- First Love
Long time ago
Savage News At A Savage HourHo Ho friends it is 10:30 at night here in the quiet state of Michigan and yet my ears are ringing loud and clear. My plans for the week have already been disrupted by some seriously savage news. I am going to pack in a few minutes for a red eye flight out of Metro Airport to Fort Meyers Florida where I will witness (and hopefully land an inside look at) a John McCain rally. After Sarah Palins remark trying to link Obama to William Ayers and calling him a terrorist I received a call from a political junkie friend of mine who claims to have relations in the McCain camp. He informed me that starting tomorrow the McCain camp was going to turn to a strategy that would leave Obama supporters beating their breasts and gnashing their teeth. I can only suspect that the McCain camp is starting to get the fear and in their anguish are going to try to pummel Obama like a pinata. Yes folks I dont think issues matter anymore for the McCain camp. I think they see the sharks circling and are despera
Insider BullyThis chick SO rocks ....
In so many interesting and unusual ways!
Ya just GOTTA help me get inside her ....
I mean get HER to Insider !!
*xmasbaby73*DEVOTED 2 the MOST HANDSOME and AMAZING man EVER *TAPPINIT*perv his page often plz@ fubar
Rate her, Bling her
SPANK her page!
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(repost of original by 'Tappinit' on '2008-10-05 08:07:51')
Wtf?Just found this pic in a photobucket under search while trying to see if a vid of me playin with mysel...anyways
does it look wrong , or what?
1/2 And 1/2 AuctionI came up with the idea today to do a 1/2 and 1/2 auction, I ran it by a few people and they all like it! You pay 15K to get in to the auction OR bling the Vamp Morticia supports the military page.
What goes on is the person that wants to be in the auction will pick a military man or woman for their "Partner". Then people bid on the "couple" and the "couple" splits the bid in 1/2. Fubucks will be split in 1/2. If it's a blast or VIP I guess both people would have to get one! SO...the best MIGHT just be fubucks. BUT...let me know what you're thinking! I thought about starting it around Halloween after I get entries. :) LEAVE COMMENTS! If I'm NOT on this page and you have questions hit up my main page which is my #1 top family AND friend.
MUAH
VAMP MORTICIA
Suicidal Confessions[This poem totally contradicts itself.. like 4 times..]
I do not feel.
I have no pain.
There is nothing to lose,
and nothing to gain.
So cut out my heart with that razor blade.
Throw in some salt.
Go straight ahead
Even bring my damn life to a halt!
It won't burn.
It won't sting.
Hell,
it won't even make my ears ring.
One life here.
One life gone.
Have no fear,
you're not wrong.
I want to go,
I want to be.
Let my soul fly,
let it free.
Go ahead and
stab me here.
Burn me there.
Do what you wish,
It's not like I fucking care.
Kiss me.
Kill me.
Abuse me.
Thrill me.
Have fun.
I'll play your game.
If you enjoy it,
you'll have no shame.
Suck the blood.
Lick the face.
I double dog dare you!
Make my heart race.
But wait..
There's something else..
All I really long for.. is someone's embrace.
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***LETS START THIS WITH A MIN OF SILENCE FOLLOWED BY THE WE VERSION OF THE SERENITY PRAYER***
~*~God Grant Us the Serenity To Accept The Things
We Can not change...The Courage the change the things we can and the wisdom to know the difference plz~*~
*****TO JOIN IN ON THIS TRAIN YOU MUST F/R/A EVERYONE ON THIS LIST!!!IN YOUR FRIENDS REQUEST SEND A MESSEGE SAYING "MY NAME IS _____ AND I'M A BLING ADDICT SENT BY CHAIRPERSON CONFIDENCE"***** IF YOU ARE ALREADY FRIENDS WITH THEM RERATE THERE PAGE AND FAN THEM IF U DIDNT AND LEAVE A PROFILE COMMENT SAYING "MY NAME IS _____ AND I'M A BLING ADDICT SENT BY CHAIRPERSON CONFIDENCE"!****
On Board are Addicts some recovery and some still sick and suffering..lmaooooooooooo!!!!!
Welcome Them With a Hug!!! Send Ea
AgainIm not perfect nor will i ever be. I try to please a vast amount of people, usually myself last. im tierd and sick blah for me. I worry about my kids spelling i worry my sis pass her test. I fight over my dear friend because he means the world to me. i see my smile turn into disgust i let a no one make my blood boil. I know timing is everything and there is no suck thing as multi task. When does dee get to be happy and feel good?? When do my kids ask to help when do i get my love back in return? When do people stop lying and start telling the truth? When does my pain heal and i get mental closure? when will I get my heart to heal? In life you take what you give but dear god I give alot and feel like i get very little in return... Soap box maybe. Reality check most likely. I have several close rl friends from fu I enjoy them and i trust them I have felt the pain of a back stab emerse this weekend anyone else wanna take the blow??? I am ready and fully gaurded now... until then guive bac
A Big Thanks!!I want to thank everyone who helped me get to godmother!!! I cant thank everyone but these ppl were some of the greatest helps to me for a long while!! Please stop by and show them love!!
OH and the rate spankers were WONDERFUL the whole time i was close to leveling!! A big thanks to all the members!! COuldnt have done it without you all!!
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Soon To Be Single Again!Why do men think they can snow some of us women over? Don't you guys know better than to try and snow over a spouse that is your wife and she got the same military training as you?
My husband of 2 years and 4 months thought he could pull a slick one. Guess what he got busted! Guess he didn't realize I was that computer smart and that my girls would tell me things about him, especially if they overhear a phone conversation.
So now he is sulking in his own shit and I gave him the boot. I found out he had been talking with this girl and some of the things they were talking about were sexually involved. Hell if you gonna talk the shit with someone that is about the same thing in my book as doing it.
He has realized he has done a major screw up and this is one chick that don't mess around with you when you do me wrong. Comes from being physically, and mentally abuse all the way to being sexually assualted. All this shit has made me tougher and I take no man's bullshit.
HatersI made this widget at MyFlashFetish.com.
It Is Just Wonderful!!I checked out Miss Butterfly's new proofile page and you won't believe it!!!
She has put us all (Friendship Circle) in a very cute and adorable format on her profile page!!
You just have to see it to believe it!! I love it so show that lady some extra luv for advertising all us us to Fubar and how much she cares for us to even create it!
HoakieGirl
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Upon My Death-(writing In The Works) Flavor Of The Week-(sitcoms)The aroma of basil, fresh rolls, garlic, bacon still feel the air of my sense. Even after a long hot bath. All the aromas exist. No they are not enticing hunger. They all bring to mind a place.
The "Chicken Tetrazzinni" a golden topping, spiral pasta, and the creamy sauce and mushrooms embracing the tender chicken.
The red of tomato's resting against leaves of a mixture of lettuce's. Greek dressing, Feta and the fullness of those who indulged. Smile. Yes, bring out the wheel barrel for some cause as Jess (one of our bartenders says, OMG!)
Lately transitions have been taking place. Transitions for many and all involved! Forgive me, :) I shall not elaborate of the beginning. It's complicated, believe me!
What I am focusing on is my worth. My worth for me and how much I am worth to another, ie: the buissiness (spell check)(writer is tired) still I know most know what I mean here. Alright, maybe not. So instead I will use the phrase a "select few" and hopefully all will s
Inspire ThisCheck it out-
I'm tired of the drama around this bitch.
Don't come to me with your gossiping, rumor starting, teenage, high school mother fucking bullshit.
I don't care who you hate. I don't care if you like me.
Leave me the fuck alone.
You God damn retards have succeeded in involving me some shit that ain't my style.
I'm over it and I'm over you.
FUCK OFF AND DIE TWICE YOU IMMATURE CUNTS.
Caa #42 UpdateI have been informed that he has passed on into God's hands now. Please keep all the people who knew and loved him in prayer to help them during this time of their grieving.
Doc
Hey EverybodyI hope that the rates and stuff I left for you all the two weeks I was on the road with my hubby helped you all out.....
Now I'm not sure when i can be back online again because I am going to be changing internet providers and this comp is going back to bestway until we can get things back under control good.....
I have to have surgery within about a month because the dr found a tumor that has already grown to be 4-5 cm in diameter on my right ovary along with a mass of smaller cysts and tumors, he doesn't know if it is cancerous or not but he said there is a chance it could turn to cancer especially if he waits a few months before doing anything at all....he is also going to remove my fallopian tubes because they have fluid in them....
I will let you all know how things go when I am able....
xoxoxoxo
rebelrose32
Smack That Is Right!! Made By Her WorldHEY...i know it seems like everyone is asking for something
and be honest..most of us are..
BUT
this friend of mine...has never asked me for anything...and has always been there to help me out
i think its time she get some MAJOR fu lovin!
118 to Fu Queen
she has barely over 400 pix....
and like 200 stash...
thats not even 700 rates to help a VERY sweet girl!
Please help all you can
she has a Goal and that is to get herself in spotlight...
to get there she is holding a bling/vip auction
and there is an AUTO 11 bling in there
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some of her friends have gotton together and are willing to
salute you an
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Labi Siffre - Something Inside So StrongThe higher you build your barriers
The taller I become
The farther you take my rights away
The faster I will run
You can deny me
You can decide to turn your face away
No matter, cos there's....
Something inside so strong
I know that I can make it
Tho' you're doing me wrong, so wrong
You thought that my pride was gone
Oh no, something inside so strong
Oh oh oh oh oh something inside so strong
The more you refuse to hear my voice
The louder I will sing
You hide behind walls of Jericho
Your lies will come tumbling
Deny my place in time
You squander wealth that's mine
My light will shine so brightly
It will blind you
Cos there's......
Something inside so strong
I know that I can make it
Tho' you're doing me wrong, so wrong
You thought that my pride was gone
Oh no, something inside so strong
Oh oh oh oh oh something inside so strong
Brothers and sisters
When they insist we're just not good enough
When we know better
Just look 'em in the eyes and say
I
In The Sexy Ladies On Fubar Contest Starts At 8pm Fubar Timestarts tonight at 8pm fubar time(sunday eve) ....just thought i share
not sure why i did but i thought i try...my first and last contest i tell u that....please come help me win...if u don't its cool...
and this pic is safe for work not showing anything besides i see more breast in default pic and they don't get marked i don't get it...
The GameWe get along so well
Something special, and everyone can tell
I love you, all the tears I have cried
To show this thing that is inside my heart, honey I have tried
From the stories I have given you
Are from the heart and so true
A empty feeling was once where love had reside
Dreaming to be by your side
The card and gift that where sent
Are cheesy and gone, wondering where happiness went
Pain that has came so quickly and hits so hard
Has left me temporarily scarred
Ideas that come from the inside
Are new and I had no where for them to hide
You ask I tell, as my emotions fell down a well
Things to overcome , a situation of somewhat hell
To sit here reflecting on what has been done
Knowing silently it will still be in my mind, after the rising of the sun
Darkness shielded the sadness on my face
Negative thing about sunlight so easily to detect and to trace
Their is no leaving you
My love is deep and will last for eternity, it's true
Sorry seems to be the ha
Friends & DrinksTo All Who Sent a drink & posted a comment thank you very much & hope we contnue with fubar friendship. I am still trying to get the hang of it.
GrMajen
Band Names A To ZAsshole axolotls
Bitch slapping bulldogs
Chunky chipmunks
Dilapidated dodo birds
Exotic eagles
Fucked up ferrets
Gimpy guinea pigs
Horny horny hippos
Idiotic iguanas
Jacking Jaguars
Kinky koalas
Limping lamas
Murdering manatees
Nagging newts
Obese owls
Puking pigs
Quizzing quails
Retarded robins
Sexy swordfish
Tasty tigers
Unimagined Unicorns
Visual vultures
Wacky whales
X ray x wings (its x give me a break)
Yacking yaks
Zealot zebras (look the first word up there might be 3 of you that read this if that, that knows what it means)
and I could have come up with something for x but then I would have had to use the internet and betray my creativity so instead I just tossed in something lame lol
What A Prison Sentence Really MeansSept. 2008 Idaho Observer
When I was sent to prison, the judge mentioned just the length of my sentence. Had he included the entire scope of my punishment, he may have said it differently: "Mr. Steen, I sentence you to take responsibility for every social ill—past, present and future. Each time America runs out of foreign enemies, it apparently turns on itself to find more. By way of media, politics and indifferences, people who break the law, good law or bad, become those enemies and are then responsible for every social malady. Whether this is logical, you are the culprit.
"You are sentenced to live in a maladaptive, alien environment that defies description. You’ll be stripped of your work skills, your self-worth and your humanity while at the same time face the daily threat of assault, rape, false accusations and unjustified punishment. You will live like this for the next 15 years. If you manage to re-enter society as a productive person, some will say prison was just what y
Globals AssholesHow the fuck did I lose my globals when I made all NSFW mumms?
Fuckin Fubar is becoming like fuckin Pakistan. Someone should take the plug out of Baby J's asshole. Its a fuckin online bar, not a church. Grrr.
Addicted To This Song!I have been listening to this song all night! Ha! I love it.
*applies her cherry chapstick*
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
Things That Should Not Exist Part 1 (warning Cheese Anologys Within)today lets take a look at the brilliant minds that deserve to be drug out back and shot in the head for contribution to society first up trailer parks now why anyone would want to use the phrase trailer trash is beyond me. There not trash if anything there more like lab rats, think about it they get put in a maze and the reward for lab rats is cheese so lets apply this to the trailer park shall we. The trailer park is lets face it a maze, the residents are the rats and the exit is well........... the cheese. That having been said the people that live here navigate this shit on a daily basis I spend 30 seconds in one and I am lost. So while the man that came up with these may need to be killed horribly these people have some form of intelligence.Next dish washers what the hell? You have to wash the dish before using the dish washer, so basically its a dish rinser. You people are dumb enough to use these things I have seen people pull dish after dish off to scrub off shit the dish washe
I've Been...I know a lot of you really don't give two shits about who i am, or where i've been. Guess what... the feeling's mutual. Then there are those of you who do care and have wondered where i have been, obviously since i haven't been on FUBAR in a long time, exept every once in a while very quickly.
Just to let you know where i've been and what i've been doing, just like everyone struggling to make money and make it in the declining economy (don't worry i'm not gonna start talkin politics, i couldn't to save my life if i had to) i've been fighting to keep my head above water to stay out of deep debt. That meant having to sacrifice time on FUBAR, Myspace, Facebook, and all the rest of the social sites. That also meant having to sacrifice my time with friends and those i care about on the net. Most of them understand b/c they live near me or in the same situation i'm in, or just pretend to understand b/c they're still being fed with the pure platinum spoon. I'm not envious in the least, and
FubarSorry, I'm not really enjoying Fubar because I can't see anybody's pics! So forgive me if I don't give a "shout" or buy u a gift or rate you a ten. I'm working on getting this fixed. Really I am! Til then, have a fubar time!
Things I Dont Like About Fubarsince I am new to fubar welcome to my twisted take on all things. My first fubar blog will be about things I don't like about fubar, or should I say people on fubar I don't like. First group of people I don't like on fubar the ones that say if you wont rate my profile and pics leave, really are you serious about this, is you're fu rank so important to you that you don't want anything to do with people that wont rank you. Need I mention this site is to meet people not scare them away with that fucked in the head bullshit. Remember you're rank doesn't get you anywhere in the real world, go ahead try putting fubar lord or whatever the fuck it is on a resume and you will get laughed at and the job will go to some one else. Second group of people guys that seem to flash there cars, cash, and muscle. Give me a break if you really think this is impressive I am guessing you have some serious issues of you're own, or you just want a piece of ass from some shallow bitch without a personality. I
Jackie Wilson - Reet PetiteWell, look-a there, look-a there, look-a there, look-a there, ooh wee!
Look-a there, look-a there, look-a there, look-a there, ooh wee!
Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Ooh wee!
Well, she's so fine, fine, fine, she's so fine, f- f- fine,
she's so fi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yine, she's so fine, fine, fine.
She's really sweet, the finest girl you ever wanna meet.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, -
Reet petite, the finest girl you ever wanna meet.
Well, have you ever seen a girl for whom your soul you'd give,
for who you'd fight for, die for, pray to God to live?
'Cause she's so fine, she's so fine,
She's really sweet, the finest girl you ever wanna meet.
Well, she really fills her clothes from head to toe,
I want the world to know I love her, love her so!
She's all right, she's all right,
She's all right, she loves me day and night.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, - Oh, oh, oh, oh, -
Reet petite, the finest girl you ever wanna meet.
Oh!
Well, she's like honey from a bee, like peaches from a tree,
I
Women Are StrangeWhy do you think women go so over board when a male talks sex to them where there on a ADULT! site?...I have also noticed that women aver react to things more then men.Like on the net.why do you think this is?...I'm sure it has something to do with them showing more emotions.
~Michael~
Nfl Football.So Hows Team Won Today?..My 49ers Lost.They Suck.But i went 11-1 in the local football contest.what team do you like?
Who Is My Real Friend ?????Ok guy's, as most of you know I am Head Promoter at Sinful Actions!!!!! Well, I need 9 more of my WONDERFUL friends to go in there and join my Fu Family!!!! Make sure you tell them that JADED ANGEL sent you!!!!! Please ??
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My First Cruise Part TwoOK Bear with me here Im trying to do this from memory as I forgot to journal while in Mexico! LOL
I went to Mazatlan, Acapulco, Cabo San Lucas, Puerto Vallarta & Zihuatanejo/Ixtapa
Things I did for the first time:
Took an ATV ride (Puerto Vallarta---They couldnt get my wheelchair on the beach so I had to hop a ride Obviously he went nice and slow)
Saw,held, named & released a baby sea turtle born that morning (The man owning the business doesnt keep them more than two days because feed them and wants to get used to the water and not become tame So somewhere on the Sea of Cortez a sea turtle named Bubba is floating around)
Piggyback ride from a stranger (A young man from Wisconsin on honeymoon with his wife How he didnt break his back carrying my dead weight on and off the bus in PV I still dont know He couldnt be more than 5'8" 150 lbs)
Ate escargot (Thats snails for you less worldly types LOL On the ship's French restaurant where I treated a couple from a town a cpl of
I Hate This Danm Shit!!!!!****JUST SO IM VERY CLEAR I AM MARRIED TO A VERY SEXXY MAN , I LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM , BUT FOR SOME REASON I ALSO HAVE FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE ELSE. WISH I COULD MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY , IM TIRED OF SEEING THIS PERSON AND WISHING I DIDNT HAVE TO GO HOME OR WHEN THIS PERSON LOOKS AT ME I WANT TO GRAB THEM AND KISS THE UNHOLY HELL OUT OF THEIR LIPS! IT DOESNT MATTER IF IM SPEAKIN OF A GUY OR GIRL THE POINT IS THIS OTHER PERSON DOESNT LIKE ME THE WAY I LIKE THEM , THIS PERSON IS GREAT TO BE AROUND AND HAS A CUTE LAUGH AND A AWESOME SMILE! BUT TO SEE US HANGIN OUT TOGETHER UD KNOW OW I FEEL ABOUT THEM , THIS PERSON KNOWS EXACTLY WHO THEY ARE , I DONT HAVE TO NAME A GENDER OR SEX! AND THE SAD THING IS ONE MINUTE ALL I CAN THINK OF IS ALL I WANNA DO IS KISS THEM TILL MORNING THEN THEIR ARE MOMENTS WERE I WANT TO SCREW THE HELL OUTTA THIS PERSON BUT IM AT THE END OF MY ROPE! I WILL CONTINUE TO BE THIS PERSONA FRIEND FOREVER BUT I NEED ADVICE ON HOW TO MAKE THIS SHIT GO AWAY!!!!!!!
FubarSo really what is Fubar....? Just a Place to hook up or what lol...
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Love Me Love Me Oh Yes Just Love MeI DO MORPHS FOR 5K A MORPH AND I DO TAKE MY TIME
WITH IT TO MAKE SURE IT LOOKS GOOD.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FUPAL ME THE 5K AND MESSAGE
WITH IT SAYING IT FOR A MORPH . THEN PM ME WITH THE
SUBJECT LINE FOR A MORPH . IN THE BODY LET ME KNOW
YOU HAVE SENT ME THE FUBUCKS AND THE LINK TO THE
TWO PICS YOU WANT MORPHED TOGETHER .
I WILL CHECK TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SENT IT AND I
WILL GET STARTED ON IT .
HERE IS A SAMPLE OF MY WORK
HERE IS MY PROFILE LINK
~ Mysticaldreams~PROUD MEMBER OF THE CONFEDERATE BOMBER FAMILY OF FUBAR & FU BAD GIRLS ~KISSES TO AL@ fubar
(repost of original by '~MYSTICALDREAMS~PROUD MEMB OF THE CONFED BOMBER FAM & FU BAD GIRLS ~PROUD OWNER OF SHENA CRAZY LADY~' on '2008-10-05 15:49:21')
The New GitlfriendA man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'
Do You Fart In Bed?DO YOU FART IN BED?
IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO
HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN
HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.
THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE
HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN
HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE
SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP
FOR AIR.
EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP
RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE
TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS
PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE
WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS
OUT.
THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM
OUT. THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS
PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS
SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE I
Just RantingWell,
I'm Just Going To Rant/Vent ...
I Know Alot Of People At Varied Times Feel As If The Weight Of The World Rests On The Shoulders
This Usually Is'nt Too Far From The Truth,
The Weight Of Their World Usually Is ..
I'm The Strong Type
I Keep My Shit Bottled Up
I Don't Show Weakness Or What Others May Percieve As Weakness
Alot Of People Turn To Me For Strength
But Any More, I Just Can't Find That Strength.
I'm Just A Little Lost I Guess
I Usually Am A Kick Ass Guy
But Lately, I See My Self As A Massive Douche Bag
Showing Resintment, Hatred, Distrust and More
I Now Really See My Self At Being A Crappy Boyfriend, Grand Son, A Son, A Brother, A Uncle and A Friend.
I've Just Got Some Shit On My Plate That's Hard For Me To Swallow.
I've Been Eating It For Awhile Now and I'm Sick Of It.
So I'm Throwing The Plate At The Wall.
Screaming Fuck The World At The Top Of My Voice.
But I Guess This Could Be Seen As A Character Flaw,
But I'm Just Fucking Sick Of
The Kings...Do You know the 5 Kings that make Us Happy???
Give Up???
Well let's see... There's "Drin-KING", "Smo-KING", "Lic-KING", Suc-KING" and of course the BIG ONE... "Fuc-KING"...
See now You know all the KINGS that should make Your life happy.
Cali-florida ChiliCali-Florida Chili
Serves: 6
Serving Size: 1/6 of recipe
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Ingredients
1 tsp crushed mixed peppercorns, divided
1 lb boneless, skinless chicken breast, cut
into 1-inch cubes
4 cups sliced plum tomatoes
1 cup diced sun-dried tomatoes (not in oil)
1 cup Zinfandel OR dry red wine OR
reduced-sodium chicken broth
2 dried California chilies, chopped
4 tsp chili powder
1 avocado, chopped
2 tbsp sunflower seeds, toasted
Salt, to taste
6 tbsp finely chopped fresh purple basil
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Directions
Sprinkle 1/2 teaspoon peppercorns in a medium
non-stick skillet; add chicken and saute
until pieces are lightly browned.
Combine fresh and dried tomatoes, wine,
chilies, and chili powder in large saucepan;
stir in chicken. Heat to boiling;
BwahahahaAn Expensive Temper Tantrum, Part 2
Wireless Phone Retail Store | Nashville, TN, USA
(Back story: I sold a woman four phones on a family plan for her and her 3 teenage daughters. She insisted that she be put on the 500 minute plan (the smallest family plan). I informed her that most teenagers can use 500 minutes in a week and begged her to take a larger plan.
She refused and became quite angry and belligerent with me for suggesting “that her daughters were not responsible adults.” I noted on her account that she was advised of all overage charges and that there were to be no refunds on the account for overage charges. One month later she returns purple faced and on the verge of a stroke with her $3,200 phone bill.)
Customer: “I need these charges taken off.”
Me: “No, I explained the overage scale to you when you activated your phone, and begged you to take a larger plan. You insisted this was the one you needed and I cannot refund any of the charges.”
Customer: “F**k yo
Woes MeI guess tonight is the straw that broke the camel's back. Being a night auditor, and working 100% alone, I never know what to expect at my hotel. Ever since the AGM switched to a different propertyand left a fully incompetent GM to run this place, things have been going downhill. No one is pressuring the Housekeeping to do a better job, there is very little communication between the shifts, the maintenance ppl are not doing shit. So as a result, there are a lot of pissed off ppl because their needs and requests have not been met. And whom do they come to bitch about all this stuff? Yup, you guessed it right.
Tonight, on a weekend, when our hotel is PACKED, the complete morons left me with no master key. A little fact that prevented me from being able to get ppl stuff from the housekeeping. And coincidentally, within an hour of me being here, someone needed a plunger, towels, blankets, sheets, and some other crap that is ofcourse locked up in the housekeeping room. My night just blew
Rules Of CombatUSMC
1. Bring a weapon. Preferably, bring at least two. Bring all of your friends who have weapons. Bring their friends who have weapons.
2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
3. Only hits count. Close doesn't count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.
4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough, nor using cover correctly.
5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)
6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a big weaponand a friend with a big weapon.
7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived and who didn't.
8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.
9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting is more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the weapon.
Moon Of DecemberMOON OF DECEMBER
The moon is full tonight
Hanging high above those silver clouds
It’s been a cold December
With snow that’s pure as white
With out a sound there’s still no one in sight
Memories that warm my thoughts
To hear your voice echo over the pine
I wait for your return
A lost love that I yearn
Will this love be found and forever be mine
Or will you not come and leave me behind
I sit on a bench that faces the east
I don’t expect the most or least
I just wait for you
My feet are cold but will not run
I planted them here in the hard dirt
And under the soft snow
My face is numb but my thoughts are still warm
As I wonder if you will show
I would be happy if you did come
But if not I would be hurt
The moon had faded behind me
As I stood and faced the east
Watching the sun rise soon I realize
You did not fallow the moon
I waited for so long on this December moon
Frozen with a black heart
My soul was
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True Friendi had a myspace bulliten that a friend of mine thats been my best friend for many years had posted.it asked if i would ever take a bullet for a friend...and this is what a wrote to her.
the poem meant alot to her after this.
---------------------------------------------
a bullet is an object solid yet small
it is nothing with out the gun
the gun is an object solid but small
it is nothing without a hand
a hand is an object that is solid yet small
it is nothing without the body
the body is an object a solid but big
it is nothing without the mind
the mind is an object soft yet small
it is nothing without the heart
the heart is an object soft yet large
it means everything to all these objects
if you have a heart it will tell the mind to drop the gun
the mind will make the body drop the gun
the body makes the hand drop the gun
the hand drops the gun
the gun is dropped
the bullet is stopped and someone lives
if you do not have a heart
then the mind would not do wh
Wedding Tonight @ The Playground!!! 7pm Et Fu Luv Member (repost)WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
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Intense "exercise" WeekendWednesday: 253
Sunday: 248 (not a controlled weigh-in either, possibly even less)
My Kttn is a MAD trainer. I'd share her techniques but then that would make this post NSFW.
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A Bit Of Learnin For The Seppo'sAustralian Computer Terminology
A bit of Aussie culcha!
LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.
LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.
DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.
HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.
WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold.
SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season.
BYTE: What mozzies do.
MEGABYTE: What Geraldton mozzies do.
CHIP: A bar snack.
MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips (crisps).
MODEM: What you did to the lawns.
LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.
SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster (like KFC).
HARDWARE: Stainless
So...So, everyone is asking me about my status changes today.
I have done the dreaded "let the fu get to me" thing in a couple of ways this weekend. Some say it's just the interwebs, but sometimes you can't help but let your feelings get involved. We are all human, therefore we are allowed to be idiots sometimes. I'll be ok. I'll live.
Right now I am thinking it's a very good thing I will be gone all week.
Funeral MusicAt our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would like to enter the service to.
One family asked to enter to, "Love me Tender."
Well the day of the funeral arrived and the music was started ready for the family to walk in to the service.
Unfortunately the wrong track number was entered into the CD player, and the family found themselves walking in to, "Return to Sender."
12 Stones - AdrenalineMy heart is beating faster
Can't control these feelings anymore
I've waited long enough
I want it more than anyone
It's time to step up and deliver what you wanna see
My blood is pumping, now this is how it's gonna be
It's 45 minutes of love
I wanna see you push and you shove
I'll show you just how far to go
It's time to lose all our control
So feel it
And I can't control these feelings anymore
Believe it
My heart is racing and I can't seem to get enough
Am I dreaming?
Feels like a drug but I know it's adrenaline
Go
Just feel it
Ooohhhh my heart is beating faster
My adrenaline reached its limit
I can feel it taking over me
My head is spinning
And it seems like I can hardly breathe
You get a taste
It's like a drug that you don't wanna leave
So if you want it let me see you put your fist in the air
It's 45 minutes of love
I wanna see you push and shove
I'll show you just how far to go
It's time to lose all control
So feel it
And I can't control th
Define Death... As Taken From The PaperThink being the next president would be a brutal job? Imagine being a transplant surgeon. You can't tell the parents of a dying kid when to pull the plug, but you have to be there, ready, the minute he expires. You have to wait until he's dead, but not so long that his organs become useless. You can give him drugs to keep his organs healthy, but you mustn't technically revive him. And you can't remove and restart his heart until it's been declared kaput.
Pick up a recent issue of the New England Journal of Medicine, and you'll see the far edge of this tortured world. In the journal, doctors at Children's Hospital in Denver describe how they removed hearts from infants 75 seconds after they stopped. The infants were declared dead of heart failure, even as their hearts, in new bodies, resumed ticking.
Is this wrong? We like to think that moral lines are fixed and clear: My heart is mine, not yours, and you can't have it till I'm dead. But in medicine, lines move. "Dead" means irr
Cake Or BedA HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.'
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'POWERGEN' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!'
'FINE!'
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT'
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'FRIDGIDAIRE'
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!'
'FINE!' SHE SAYS
'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK'
'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS', HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'TAYLOR WOODROW' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!'
SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOM
How To Launch A MotorcycleI will be racing my Motorcycle the next 4 weekends.So I probably won't be around towards the end of the weeks.Friday I have to tune my bike,make shock adjustments,Change tires,Make my fuel mixture.And get the bike loaded on the trailer.Saturday I drive to the track have my bike Tech inspected,I get 3 dial in runs on the track.And after all the bikes have got their dial in's done.Then we start racing,But the cars go before us.So we have to wait.Then it's just process of elimination.You win,you move on.You lose you're done for the day.SATURDAY 10-4-08.Yesterday I smoked every race through the Quarter and Semi Finals.I got to the Finals last night.This morning I had 5 races and came in first place in Pro Stock.I got a 4 ft Trophy and $1,000.My last and final race I cut a 4/1000 sec. reaction time off the line.That's about the same as your odds of winning the lottery.I wish I could say that was skill.But it was more like 50% skill and 50% luck.You have to have Ice water in your veins to pu
How I Got HereHey there. I know what you’re thinking… ”What’s this old fool doing here”? Well, I may be old, but lately I been pretty young in the heart. My great-nephew Alvin has been helping me with my computer projects and deserves a good dose of credit for what you see, but make no doubt about it…I’m the brains behind it.
Alvin lives about a mile an a half from me, here in Dunbar, and I hike over to see him nearly every week. For about four years he showed me all about e-mailing and the internet, and all the things you can do & see here. First I thought it was a big old waste of time, but I slowly warmed up to it.
Then about four months ago he showed me that My Space place and I was amazed. To think you could go on-line (see, I’ve learned some of the lingo) and meet people from all over the whole damn world was almost unbelievable. Well, right then I knew I had to get me a computer and like they say…I’m “Up and Runnin” over there.
Then about a week ago I ran into Jenny Ferguson &
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As soon as I can .. I will add all members to the family .. Right now it won't let me at this level .. also .. as soon as I can add more pics .. I will add new tags for new members .. xo
Rate,Fan,Add all members, take a few minutes to check out their profiles.
Rate the pix in this album
and ill get u a tag
then send me a msg and I will add you to the train .. Who want's to follow suite ?? hugs n lick
Godess IxchelSom sammenfører av de tre virkelighetene som Maria innebærer er Ixchel den av de tre gudinnene vi bruker fra Mayaenes gudeverden som et egentlig bilde på Maria..
Maria er ikke mulig å beskrive som en person.
Hun er Madonna. Hore. Og Judas. I ett.
Dette er ikke noe mysterium i seg selv, og hun har ingen ekstreme egenskaper som muliggjør det, i utgangspunktet.
Skjebnen eller Isis ville det slik.
Maria er en del av Maria Magdalena.
Hun ER Judas.
Samtidig er hun den som muliggjør Jesus' virke. På en positiv måte og i katolsk tradisjon.
Sitat: Ixchel is the 16th-century name of the aged jaguar goddess of midwifery and medicine in the ancient Mayan culture.
She corresponds, more or less, to Toci Yoalticitl ‘Our Grandmother the Nocturnal Physician’, an Aztec earth goddess inhabiting the sweatbath, and also appears to be related to another Aztec goddess invoked at birth, viz. Cihuacoatl. In Taube's revised Schellhas-Zimmermann classification of codical deities, Ixchel corresponds
Day 1I am currently a fubar virgin as it is my first day on here....I'm adding and finding little by little so come and check me out and see what you see. :)
Sorry Lassiecute pic i made out of cute little sleepin kittens...added the caption cuz it looked perfect for it...wut do u think
Hva Innebærer Dette?Ja David, det innebærer at dr Zimmerman var klar over dette. Og det betyr at "You're Judas" "I Don't belive you, you're a liar" var en gedigen bløff og bevisst feilsporing (som alt annet Dylan foretar seg). Og han ledet Judas-myten inn blandt godtroende og snille mennesker som et mål og ideal.
Vi er alle Judas som slektninger av Maria som kristne.
Dylan er en skurk, i klasse med Stein Rivertons romanskurker fra tidlig 1900-tall.
For oss andre innebærer det at Jesus' virke ikke ville vært mulig uten Maria.
For det første er det ikke mulig som egypter å forklare jøder (eller noen andre) hva religionen går ut på. Det er ikke mulig å bli frelst egyptolog.
For det andre er det to elementer som spiller inn i det problemet: Økonomi og Seksualitet.
Begge deler er totalt fraværende som et mål eller noe interessant i Jesus' taler.
Hvis ikke Maria hadde skapt fast grunn via pengekassa og sin seksualitet ville Jesus umiddelbart rotet seg inn i vanskelige dialoger om Anubis. Ogsåvidere.
*love My Precious Ones*Hi my darlings! I have some special people near and dear to my heart..you have a gift tag in my Halloween pic folder. Be sure to go grab yours! Muaaaaaaaaaaaaah, xox! I LOVE YOU ALL!!
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Fuckin Assholes!Ok, so now i am literally pissed the fuck off!!!! No, I do not have naked pics up, and NO, i prolly wont...i have a lil modesty!!! I am a tease! This site isn't just a big girl site, I am not a shy person, I just like to leave a little to the imagination! So to all those who think im shy and not a big girl, just goes to show that you DO only think of one thing when it comes to woman...so get a fuckin clue and learn how to treat a fuckin woman, cuz it's men like you that make woman like me go to fuckin jail for kickin your ass!!!! And the next man that fucks with me in a very mean way...like tellin me that i shouldn't be on here because i don't have naked pics up, can be blocked or just not come back to my fucking page....get it..got it...GOOD!
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Holy Cow - Auto 11's Rock!It's official: Auto-11's freaking rock. In a matter of 24 hours - I earned 981,876 points on here! Holy macaroni! I can't even begin to thank everyone that was on my page last night and today .. I was just overwhelmed. I tried to get every persons pages to return rates, but I fear I may have missed a few.
If you have auto 11's activated - let me know, I'd be happy to stop by and rate a folder or two.
If'n you're wanting an auto 11 bling..sorry I can't help ya there, unless of course you buy me a bling pack big enough to bling ya.
If you are offering auto-11 blings for fu-bucks, let me know. I have a few fu bucks to spare.
Signing Off,
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P.S. If ya wanna auto-11 bling me just because...I don't mind that either :P
Hope You UnderstandIm sorry Im not perfect
Im sorry I'll never be good enough
Im sorry I cant be everything you want
Im sorry for all the pain I caused
Im sorry I cant make you smile
Im sorry Im not the daughter you wanted
Everyone .. Im sorry for my sins
Im sorry for my mistakes
Im sorry you cant love me
Im sorry I was bad
Im sorry for lying
Im sorry for being sad
Im sorry for the way I treated you
Im sorry for breaking your heart
Im sorry for being sorry but this is all I know
Im sorry you dont understand me
And Im sorry you never will
Im sorry that it happened ... Im sorry that i forgave him
Im sorry for everything ; all the ups and downs
Im sorry for thinking I would get better
Im sorry for wanting to be loved
Im sorry for needing you
Im sorry that you gave birth to me
Im sorry that Im still here
Im sorry that things didnt work out exactly how you planned
Im sorry Im not perfect ...
I hope you understand
SearchingI sit back and wonder
What am i searching for
Is it love, happyness, money.
I wonder why things happen the way they do
I search for acceptance not in friends
but in life itself.
I search for the sunshine
in the midst of a thunderstorm
I search for the rainbow
that appears in a clearing
I search for afterlife
of a disturbed life.
I search for the love
you can only get from another
I search for the intangible things
only to find the tangible things
that you have no need for.
Life, Love, and happyness
appear to be but a piece of coal
left burning after a fire.
only to fade in to nothing
as time passes.
and all will become dark again.
I'm tired of searching.
Worthless Dreams?something needs to happen
somethings gotta change
this life is spinning downward
on a visious plane
things have come
and things have gone
memories of a fucked up life
what else could go wrong
there's things you want
but can never have
whats the point
if you can never be glad
it hurts to see
the things i do
but what hurts the most
is i can't have you
well not what i want
at least not right now
maybe not never
who knows
Black Part 2you jump, you run forth
it gets further away
but its there!!!
The hope is there
the feeling that more
than you exist
You run, smile, laugh,
but its not gettin closer
Run faster, NO!
Still a long ways away
But you see it, its there
faith that you'll reach it
Hope that it doesn't go way
fear that it disappears before you reach it
Thoughts of loss
Thoughts of loneliness start to reappear
Running, its gettin brighter
Hope, happiness, enjoyment
There's something better
It gets brighter, brighter, and brighter
Excitement starts to build.
Its almost here
You run, push, hurry.
Closer, closer, almost there
Your heart beats faster, sporatically
Your breath quickens.
Run harder, run faster.
Almost there!
You stop, think, wish
Smile, joy, happiness,, laughter
Can it be. Are you finally there.
We hope. the light is bright and blinding.
the search is over.
Black Part 1In the darkness of night
feelings of loneliness appear
fear of emptiness rings near
as you walk through the blackness
you feel nothing
you hear nothing
you search for what once was there
No Luck
but deep down you know its there
there is a light here
just a matter of where
you search, feel, listen, hunt!
anger feels your body
feelings begin to lash out in the dark
Rage begings to overflow
where's it at? I KNOW its here!!
You feel lost, lonely in the pitch black
there is a light, there is hope
you scream, you yell, your lash out.
Silence rings down. Nothing!
Thoughts, feelings, urges run through you mind and body
You fall to your knees
Face in hand, falling backwards
thoughts of not being found,
thoughts to find what seems gone
Days, Weeks, Months, Eyes closed.
Praying for something not there
A light, A ray of hope.
Joy, Smiles, Tears, Laughter.
Feelings of Love. Eyes Open
A light shines miles upo
Dark TimesEmpty thoughts, Broken dreams,
Shattered hearts,
Feelings of Nothingness.
Dreams of a great Future,
shattered like a dropped mirror,
Pieces everywhere.
Shards of pain hit the ground
Nothing left to remind you
of things u once loved.
Emotions non existent
like rain in the desert.
A dream of a life, thats a myth.
A dream of a love, thats a myth.
What for? Only to have it all
ripped from you chest cavity
To be toyed with, like a 2 year old on christmas
For what is here is the best i got.
Driftfaced toward the mirror
her fears and secrets exposed
released fron her trapped in soul
she gazes into the mirror as if her reflection werent real
her fiery blue eyes show the pain that wont heal
drifting slowly from reality into a trance
her eyes tell you things your ears wouldnt want to chance
Let's Be Bad...its More Fun!!"""LETS BE NAUGHTY
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........
Your Name:
Age:
Favorite position:
Do you think I'm cute/ pretty?
Would you have sex with me?
lights on or off?
Would you have to be drunk?
Would you take a shower with me?
Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
Would you leave after or stay the night?
Do you like cuddling afterwards?
Condom or skin?
Have sex on the first date?
Would you kiss me during sex?
Do you think I would be good in bed?
Would you use me as a booty call?
Can I use you as a booty call?
Can we take pictures of the act?
How long would we have sex?
Would you tell your friends about me?
Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?
Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?"
Only Herhidden secrets, silent screams
everlasting repulsive dreams
watch through her eyes..
the pain inflicted on her heart
drowning in her tears
immersed in her thoughts
thinkin how the anguish never seems to stop
her torment is manifested by the silence of her cries.
her mutilation derives from many years of lies
even when shes happy...
all she seems to kno is sorrow
if i had one wish for this girl...
it would be for a better tomorrow
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Reflectionnni cant stand lookin at you
yer despicable
from yer perfect hair to yer expensive kicks
you left me here with nothing
you have it all
all of it
leaving me here alone
with my ugly eyes
& my battered clothes
i hate you more than anything
always in the spotlight
no where left for ME to shine
youve got everything
everything i want
& you dont even need it
i dispise everything about you
how can you just give up on everything
when i try so hard to do everything as perfectly as possible
& you just smile like its okay & turn yer back & walk away
PLEASE dont infuriate me
& tell me everything is alright
nothing will ever be right
especially when you make everything so wrong
im so tired of having this dispute with you
EVERY SiNGLE DAY
i just HATE that im nothing like you
when we're alike in EVERY single way.
So What?!I'm gonna start a fight, and you're welcome to fight with me! Even thought that piss ant left me, I'm still a rock star! I'm still loved by everyone! And guess what, you pansy: no one likes you because you're a tool! I'll still dance my ass off, sing my lungs out and party hard! I'm a damned good woman and frankly, you're a drama-prone little pansyass! I don't need you! I'm so glad we're done! I'm gonna show you that I don't need to associate myself with little pissants like you!
I AM A ROCK STAR!
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In Twilight I RoamIn Twilight I roam forever searching
and seeking for what I do not know.
At the Zenith of the twilight I see a light
is this the beginning or the end
of a journey or the end of one I already did.
Can this be good or bad
Is this a fresh breeze wafting through or an ill wind.
Which ever it may be, with patience and solemn perserverance discovery will be found.
And eventually with patience and understanding it will be either overcome or enjoyed.
Life sets these things up to see how we adjust and cope.
Deeper than the abyss itself and wider than all is known is the solemn love of a heart.
It can be broken and repaired, hurt and cured.
Magic lies within us all, we should all seek and find it for ourselves.
As a being of love we all must have to survive and live,
or we all become something that isn't human.
We all search for love and acceptance in one form or another, but in healthful ways we must find what we all are searching for.
Man is such a fickle being one moment high
What Good Is LoveThe pain will be better in time,My
heart will forget when once you were
mine.
To many times love's lies have made
me weep, To many nights spent without
sleep.
These wounds cut me so deep inside,
Your blade has carved to many scars
I can no longer hide.
One to many cracks across my heart,
All my dreamsand hopes torn to far
apart.
My bricks built a strong wall, Never
met a man that could make one fall.
What good is a love that can't break
through, To make my heart fall in love
with you.
Written by: Wilma S. Hill
copyright October 3, 2008
Solid Under It All.I think of the trees and how simply they let go, let fall the riches of a season, how without grief (it seems) they can let go and go deep into their roots for renewal and sleep.
--May Sarton
"How can I do what you say," asked the child, "and still be me?"
"Look at me," said the tree. "I bend in the wind, droop in the rain. Yet I always remain myself, a tree."
"Look at me," said the man. "I can't change."
"Look at me," said the tree. "I change every season from green to brown to green again, from bud to flower to fallen leaf. Yet I always remain myself, a tree."
"I can't love anymore," said the woman. "With my love, I have given away all that I am."
"Look at me," said the tree. "There are robins in my branches, owls in my trunk, moss and ladybugs living on my bark. They may take what I have, but not what I am."
Whether we know it or not, we are like the tree. Only our pride hangs on to a false sense of self, wanting to keep everything, refusing to follow advi
Im Soooo Closei need a lil over 462K points to reach GM and im out of pic rates :( i would greatly appreciate the help of my friends to finish leveling me and all love will be returned will work for rates or 11s or auto 11s
dont make me buy your rates! love me coz im cute lol
Peoplewhy do people treat me and my boyfriend like shit
all we want is to be with each other forever
and raise my son
they tells us why are we with each other
you can find some better
i love him tyo much to break up with him
he is my soul mate
Working 2 Jobs...for NowHi to all my Fu-family, friends, and fans. Some of you may have noticed that I haven't been on Fubar much this past week. That's because I started working 2 jobs as of last Tuesday, so now I can only be here on weekends. It's a killing schedule--I'm only gonna get about 3 hrs of sleep a night--but I'm hoping I can hang in there long enough to catch up financially. I'll do my best to come back to Fu and see as many of you as I can, when I can! In the meantime,
Troy, aka The Terminal Bachelor
A Woman's HeartA Woman's heart is a mystery a
man just can't understand, Sometimes
all she needs is the gentle touch of
his hand.
If a man could for just an instant
feel what her heart feels, He'd finally
know what's truely real.
If he could paint her feelings into
a work of art, He would have painted
a masterpiece of a woman's heart.
If a man could touch her soul deep
inside, Her heart from him she'd
never have to hide.
If a man would remember the romance
from the start, He's never forget the
true love within a woman's heart.
Written By Wilma S. Hill
copyright August 2008
Avon / Breast Cancer MonthHi every one i sell AVON now so if you want any thing contact me and i will let you know how to do it or by for me contact info will be sent o u via email just leave your fully name number and i call you and work with you and i have a nother job interviwe tues then next tuse a class for avon so ya it was great i am happy where i am in life if i dont have a reguler job i can work at home when free and make money when i want and do partys and more so it great i hope to do it for the rest of my life say if i have a kid preg and off of my norm job i can still be working i can breast feed and do every thing i am happy this is what i need and i have sexy bf and my fav show is on now alot more THE L WORD i want to say hey to sam and cara and ioann for helping me doring the ruff times of life and rest are lil moma that in heaven and every one else
OH YA OCT IS NATIONAL BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH DONT FOR GET TO CHECK YOUR CHEAST AND EVER ONE WHERE PINK AN TAKE A PIC AND SEND IT
Screen Shot InfoFor any of you FU's who dont know how to do a screen shot. here is some help on how to make 1.
Will You Ever Love Me?Will you ever love me?
thats all I want to know, I tell you I need you and all you do is laugh, I tell you I want you and you turn and walk away.
What will it take for you to be mine?
do I have to cross an ocean or swim across the sea just to prove you mean the world to me.
Will you ever love me?
that all I want to know, I tell you I love you and you think its all a joke, you pay me no attention untill its time for sex and then out the door you go.
What will it take for us to be as one?
do I have to bend over backwards and cater to your every need, if this is so then you are not the one for me.
Will you ever love me?
thats all I want to know, please say you do so my love for you can grow, please say you love me so I can give my heart to you, please say you love me cause baby im hopelessly in love with you.
Thoughts Of EmotionHow can you tell me you love me after all you put me through, you tell me lie after lie nothing from your lips is ever the truth.
Why am I still here, what have you done to make me stay, you make me cry and lose my mind and yet I still call you mine.
I need to be strong and think things through, I dont want to lose you, after all I do love you, but it is something I must do.
It's been a year and all I have to remember are tears of sadness and broken promises of change.
Its time for to end it all for good, im done with it all, the lies, the tears of sadness, and most of all the broken promises of change.
All I ever wanted was for you to love me back but all that was there was emptiness, so please dont tell me you love me unless you really mean it cause I might do somethin crazy like believe it.
Who Is SheTears of sadness stream down my face as my heart begins to race. I can tell your keeping something from me, baby please tell me her name.
I tried to make things right with us, I gave all I could give,but without you its hard to live.
You make me promises that you obviously cant keep, so why are you still hear only again to make me weep.
The tears grow bigger and my heart begins beating faster, as you grab my hand you tell me you love me and you never wanted this to end, and then as you speak her name....baby how could you, she is my friend.......was my friend......Is still my friend.
To think I gave my heart to youonly to have it ripped away and shattered to a billion pieces, but guys like you come and go, friends are here forever.
*~~*remembering*~~*I remember the first night we kissed we sang too each other in that clubs mist I knew that day my love for you was strong and you were the only man for that I longed You made me laugh with your stumbled words And I corrected you with the things I heard You fell for me and only me, as I did you And we spent four amazing years in blissful love You risked yourself and took me in with open arms and let me go where no one else would I felt for you what I believed could never possible be and I thought that this is what you loved about me Then one strange and sad day that all changed you broke my heart and did it three times again you said you loved someone else that was not me Yet I continued four more times to fight for what I believed I now know that we are all over and completely done and for that I am truly sad as I am finding it hard to move on I have met someone amazing and new and I am happy again but I need you to know that you will always be the one.
Nobody KnowsThis pain, this hurt locked away in my head, Nobody knows How inside I am dead. Blood on my wrist, There is glass in my hand. Nobody knows, They cannot understand. They don't listen, So, they can't hear me cry. Nobody knows, I just wish I could die. Shaking fingers, Grasp this plea for release Nobody knows How the pain will not cease. Sadness bleeding, Emptying to the floor, Nobody knows I always craved for more, Bleeding slowly Until my wound will close, Dying slowly, Nobody knows
Don't Tell Me You UnderstandDont Tell Me You Understand What if you saw my arm one day And all those bloody trails? Will you be able to understand why I cut when all else fails? Would you tell me to stop the cutting Because what I do is wrong? Will you try to convince me again That I'm really very strong? Will you tell me otherwise When I say "you won't understand"? Answer me this question Have you sat with a knife in your hand? Have you even contemplated Or thought about suicide? Do you have any fucked up emotions That you always try to hide? Have you ever lost best friends Because of the blade of a fucking knife? Are you stuck in deep depression Always trying to end your life? Do you have the scars I have That decorate your wrist? And if you try to smile Do you smile with a twist? How about all that precious blood That's keeping you alive? Do you shed it every night Making it difficult to survive? Have you ever stayed up late While endless tears you cried? Have you felt that horrible feeling Like part of you ju
A Fine RomanceOne day, your arms will possess me,
One day, you will ask for my hand,
One day, the ring will be shining,
In the sun as we walk thru' the sand.
One day, romance will caress me,
One day, the church bells will chime,
And we will go cruising together forever
For the love of my dreams will be mine
*dickmotized*Wanting and feening for what it is you got
Thinking about the time you got me so hot
Hot and bothered is how I get when I can't have you
Some of the foul shit you did to me wasn't getting through
Probably because I was merely dickmotized
I couldn't see the reality of the relationship
I couldn't let you go after all the times you tripped
All I could think about was the feeling of pleasure you put on me
Possibly from the confusion of being highly dickmotized
You knew what you were doing when you layed me down, locked me down, turned me around, and dickmotized me
You knew I wouldn't have the simplest control over myself
Screaming, Yearning for help
For someone to come rescue and slap me back into reality
To tell me that I had been under your spell
Instead I fell into the hell of your dickmosis
You used it to your advantage to keep me hooked to only you
Knowing that you were the shit when it came to doing the do
It took me a while, but I b
Kid RockI have been looking forward to Bayfest since last year!! For those that don't know, Bayfest is a 3 day outdoor concert in downtown Mobile. Last night We went to see Kid Rock!!! OMG!! I've been told that he puts on one hell of a show and dammit he proved it last night! He rocked and we had a blast! It was by far the best concert we've ever been too. He looked as if he was having a ball! I've seen him in interviews say that he's where he's at b/c of his fans. So when he puts on a show, he's gonna make sure his fans have an awesome time. That's exactly what happend. That was the largest crowd I've seen and EVERYONE was so excited. Loud/awesome music, great friends to share it with, and the best performance EVER!!! If you have the chance to see one of his shows, I strongly advise you to do it. It will be well worth your money!!
No More TearsNo more tears falling from my eyes
Caused by the pain I endured from you
I don't want you to see or hear anymore of my cries
Making me feel more like a fool
No more tears running down my cheeks
Caused by thinking about the love I gave away
You took my love and behind, left me
Even though I pleaded for you to please stay
No more tears dripping from my face
Caused by all of your lies
Soon you will be definitely replaced
And in time there will be no more cries
No more tears I will shed causing me hurt and grief
No more cries I will let hit the ground
My life again will be filled with relief
Knowing that karma will be coming back around
Mountain Dew™ CakeINGREDIENTS (Nutrition)
1 (18.25 ounce) package lemon cake mix
1 (3.4 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding(can also add coconut pudding) mix
1 cup vegetable oil
4 eggs, beaten
10 fluid ounces Mountain Dew™
1 (20 ounce) can crushed pineapple with juice
1 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 cup butter
1 cup flaked coconut
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour a 9x13 inch pan.
In a large bowl, combine cake mix, pudding mix, oil, eggs and citrus soda. Mix until all ingredients are moistened.
Pour into prepared 9x13 inch pan and bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 to 35 minutes. Cool completely.
To make the topping: In a saucepan, combine pineapple (with juice), sugar and corn starch. Bring to a boil and cook, stirring constantly, until thick. Remove from heat. Add butter and coconut. Spread topping evenly over cake.
The PlayaHe'll meet you and sweep you off of your feet
He's nice and he's funny, so cute and so sweet
Surprisingly, he likes the same things as you
He does all the things that you love to do
He's the perfect guy, the one of your dreams
-You belong together, or so it seems!
He looks in your eyes, and plays with your hair
He tells you that he'll always be there
His touch is so soft, his hold is so tight,
His words are so soothing, his kiss is just right!
You ditch all your friends for your new obsession
You don't realize your future is full of depression
You think that you love him, you give him your heart
Little do you know that he'll tear it apart
You do what he wants, you know its not good
You told him slow down, and you think he understood
You let it slide by, he's just having fun
You'll learn to like it as time goes on!
He's taken your heart, and locked it away
And you see him with a different girl the next day
You cry and you grieve, but then you forgive,
He won't do it
MeDon't judge me
You don't know me
Don't look at me
You don't see me
I hide behind this shield
of not having a care in the world
If only you really knew what's
under that happy girl
I don't want the real me
To shine through my disguise
Because my heart's been broken
And I've heard too many lies
To you my world is black and white
I always know which way to turn
But if only you knew my shades of gray
And all I have left to learn
When will it make sense?
What lies ahead for me
How will I find my happiness
Who will reveal what I want no one to see?
When will I have the answers
To all the questions in my head
Who will ever make sense
Of all the things I've said
Auto 11 And Bling Packs!Hey everyone! Yes, I am one of those who can not afford to buy blings, or at least not very often. I however do like to help others. I know the auto 11 blings are pretty great! I have gave one to a couple people and they loved it!
Here is the deal, you can not buy them for yourself! So, if you want to one, here is what I will do!
If you buy me a bling pack, I will use it to get you an auto 11 bling.
1 25 bling pack = 1 auto 11 bling
1 70 bling pack = 4 auto 11 blings
1 150 bling pack = 7 auto 11 blings
THESE BLINGS WILL ONLY BE GIVEN DURING HAPPY HOUR BUT YOU CAN BUY THEM AT ANY TIME! PLEASE REMEMBER THOUGH I WILL ONLY BLING YOU WITH THE AUTO 11 DURING HAPPY HOUR SO YOU AND I GET THE MOST POINTS!
Also, if you would like to give me an auto 11 that would be cool!
Anyway, I love helping people, and this would be great for if you are going to have a Happy Hour, or if you are trying to level up!
Please make sure to let me know by private message if you w
I'll Always Love YouThe thoughts that run threw my head,
I dont dare to speak. Even to a friend.
Every word he has ever said.
Stays in my heart which now needs to mend.
After promises you said you wouldn't.
Then after that I said I couldn't.
You broke your promise and left me.
Now my sadness is something you can see.
I dont walk with a smile anymore.
My broken heart is delicate and sore.
I now like to watch myself bleed,
because I really do need,
the "I love you" I no longer get.
I'll love you forever and don't you forget.
~*~forever A Memory~*~The sun rose slowly above the hill.
Everything was quiet, everything was still.
Crystal clear water started to flow.
Flowers were tinted with the sun's orange glow.
A tiny drop of rain disappeared into the pond,
Causing great disturbance, going on and on.
Smaller ripples grew greater, making it look fair.
Then it started to diminish until nothing was there.
Dotted by diamond-like raindrops, a leaf dangled from a tree.
It then landed in a river, someday winding up at sea.
These things I saw are but a memory locked away,
Forever a beautiful memory, it will forever stay...
Cut My Wrist & Black My EyesCut my wrist
and black my eyes
So i can fall asleep
or, die
I hate feeling all this pain
that i cant control
So to deal
I will cut my vain
Untill i start to bleed
and watch it poor
unto the floor
and that is what i need
Kick me when i am down
Kick me untill i cry
untill i scream for death
untill there is a pretty frown
On my tear stained cheek
With bruises on my side
And then MAYBE
Some people will freak
I just want to
end this terrible pain
and mybe i will
Be able to start new
But u just kick me into the door
and Cut a big gash in my wrist
And you yell I hope you die
And cut me some more
But I love you
And I dont care
When you treat me like this
Beacuase i know i derserve it
So Cut my wrist
and black my eyes
So i can fall asleep
or, die
P.S The poems that I am posting I wrote them myself so imma pull them from my myspace blogs and post them here.
I Cry Everytime~*~*~*~Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her,
that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried,
for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again,
she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school
eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees;
a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently,
anxious in their seats
One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name,
every child turned to stare.
Each of them was sea
What Kind Of Office Worker Are You?You're in the bathroom. You go to use the toilet paper and its jammed on that spindle thing.. again. Do you:
A.) continue to grab little index-finger-to-thumb-fulls, pulling and allowing the smaller pieces of toilet paper to drop to the ground. Hey, eventually you'll get enough and for the rest of the day you'll watch peoples feet as they walk by to see if they're dragging one of your signature tp pieces around. Its convenient AND entertaining.
B.) Wrestle with the spindle thing until you finally loosen it up, freeing the toilet paper for yourself and all those to come after. They can't quite pinpoint it, but for the rest of the day all other toilet paper users tacitly hail you their god/goddess.
C.) Hold it and return to your desk. You have too much stress at work to deal with this crap anyway, then spend the afternoon contemplating how you will single-handed rig the presidential election. Who will it be? Obama? McCain? Only YOU know.
If you chose..
A.) You're a jerkfac
Down To One Pack.Eeeek! I'm down to only one more pack of cigarettes. I'm already trying to come up with rationalizations of why one more pack won't hurt me. I've yet to break the seal on that final pack yet.
My First Cruise Part OneI have to say I was very nervous the week before going mostly because of the shore excursions and wondering if people would help me with the wheelchair because I was told by the cruise line when I booked no crew were allowed to help so I was upset and hurt
Once on board I found the alleged handicapped accessible bathroom to be a joke When I complained to one of the staff he offered to move me to another room but it wasnt any better My problem I could physically reach the toilet so I wound up having to improvise... I couldnt even go for the first day and a half and was feeling bad and told the staff and they had the gall to suggest I go home after the first port and cancel my excursions without charge I told them they were sadly mistaken if they thought I spent an extra $500 (USD) not to do the excursions and I made it my personal mission to make them eat crow and I did just that!
The cruise line also told me the call center is told for training purposes to tell people booking th
Remeber Why We Are There....So I know I am little late on the anniversary of 9/11. I was going through some old email and got the same email "Meet me in the stairwell" from a few different people. Now I thought this was kind of cool because it wasn't like it was a forward from like one group of people. These people that sent me the forward don't know eachother. So I will share with you, if you haven't already gotten this...
'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL'
You say you will never forget where you were when
you heard the news On September 11, 2001.
Neither will I.
I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room
with a man who called his wife to say 'Good-Bye.' I
held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the
peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it
is OK..I am ready to go.'
I was with his wife when he called as she fed
breakfast to their children. I held her up as she
tried to understand his words and as she realized
he wasn't coming home that night
Why??????????first i don't like when people mark my pics nsfw...rude and i think they are jealous cause i don't know...just alittle pissed come back from gettin coffee i and i see a few of pics that don't have to do with me got marked...what the fuck....fuck u haters just jealouse...now this pic i have up is safe cause i know what safe and nsfw is .....so i am going to marked this blog nsfw cause i am cussing like a storm here...i am going off but not at anyone ...just blowing steam...i get pissed very easly...lets just say i take after my dad...just made myself smile but still the point is ...i have been to this site before and know what i am doing....so if u think its nsfw then u must be a hater should go back to myspace...where the little kids hang out...this is an adult site...get over it...well why i am on it...i don't give a flying fuck what u rate me...still get points no matter what so...just here for friends and make new ones....if u all don't like it...MOVE ON!!!!!!!!! cause i don't care.
New Hereso I just started this account. Don't know much about this place, but my friend told me about it, So here I am, Kinda got sick of Myspace and how no one even bothers with that site anymore. I'm just trying to meet new people, Real people. and not porn spam bots. LOL
Made A Mistakea litttle over three weeks ago my mom calls me and tells me her boyfriend left her. she has noone for the kids, etc..."Can you come and stay with me, i need you" So Immediately I acquire the resources to go to Utah and help her. BIG MISTAKE...I'm up in utah for 3 days and i realize I shouldnt be there...I had nobody to take care of my son and because of that, I couldnt get a job. I was bored. I felt like if i had stayed, my life would go nowhere. Her boyfriend came back, and hes a dick as it is, but with me being there, letting him know he didnt have the authority to tell me what to do pissed him off. I've been independent since i was 16 and the ONLY time i'll do 'what I'm told' is when I'm working. Anyways...It was a mistake to be there so Im stuck there for 3 weeks until i can come back. Did i mention, my mother has been going to college for the past 14 yrs just to be a teacher? (she'll drop a class the second her GPA goes below a 4.0) This is WHY I've done my own thing for years.
Hore, Madonna Og Judas?Det ligger noe annet under Jesus' historie.
Om moren hadde vært prostituert er en opplagt teori, men uansett er ikke dette det viktigste.
Spørsmålet er hvorfor han gjorde det.
Og det har dels sammenheng med et Egypt som gikk under. Og det kan sees i forhold til faren hvis vi holder fast ved at han ble lært opp i Egypt.
Allikevel er ikke Israel en opplagt fastlåsing av den egyptiske historien.
Vi kan tenke oss vinklingen at moren ba faren ta ham med til Egypt.
Og da Jesus kom tilbake sto han overfor en totalt uforstående mor som lurte på hvorfor han ikke hadde blitt værende. Grunnen til at hun sendte ham ut var at han skulle bli noe.
Det er der det 4 bud kommer inn.
Jesus må ha vært klar over at Egypt som religion var død.
Og hans eneste måte å oppfylle morens forventninger var å forkynne utfra den situasjonen. I Israel, med henne som en viktig brikke.
Han kan derfor sies å ha gjort nøyaktig som moren ville. Med henne som holdepuntet overfor en ferd som måtte føre til at
Bouncers While Rating PhotosI just found a way last night that really works. I had seen a bully earlier on where someone had said to copy the address above before refreshing when you get the "Sorry you're rating too fast" and then to take care of the bouncer then copy and paste and it should take you back to where you were. This does not work I tried that numberous times.
What I found that worked is this:
1. Open your HOME page in another tab in the window (or go back to it if you already have one opened in a tab)
2. click on a friend in your list you will then get the bouncer there. You may have to take care of him once maybe twice.
3. Then go back to the tab in the window where you were rating and refresh the page the photo was on.
4. No bouncer check, and no lost spots.
Happy rating!!!!
Hope this helps I found it to work wonders....
We're All Ab Fab Baby!!Ab Fab Train!!
Are you Absolutely Fabulous?
YES YOU ARE!!
This train is based on the popular British TV sitcom that took America (and ME especially) by storm.
There was never a dull moment with Patsy and Edina. No matter what happened in life, they somehow turned it around and made it FUNNY! Granted, this usually has SOMETHING to do with “overindulgence” of sorts, but it’s still hilarious!!
This is a train so be sure to:
1. R/A/F everyone… comment them if you have them already!
“I’m absolutely fabulous” or just “Ab Fab” will do.
2. Rate the pics in my folder for a sneak peek into Pasty and Edina’s adventures.
3. Leave me a message when you’re done and I will make you a tag!
Remember, this is just to have FUN.
Please no drama and no cheating!
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HE HAS A HAPPY HOUR TONIGHT.. AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO SAY "BOYCOTT"!! WE KNOW THAT WON'T HAPPEN WITH AUTO 11'S ON BUT IT WOULD BE PRETTY FUNNY IF NOT MANY PEOPLE WENT TO HIS PAGE. SO LINK YOUR FRIENDS TO THIS BLOG! THIS IS A NSFW BLOG, NO NEED TO RATE I GET NO POINTS OR ANYTHING FROM IT, THIS IS PURELY TO LET PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY WHO THINKS IT'S HIS "JOB" (ROFL) TO OUT THESE PEOPLE FOR NOT RATING HIM *WHAAAAAAA*
UNLESS A PERSON IS REEEEALLY AN EXTREME ASSHAT DOES HE/SHE GET THE HONOR OF BEING IN A BLOG ON MY PAGE. MEET PUKINDOG. I SAW MY VERY GOOD FRIEND'S BULLETIN ON HIM LAST NIGHT. HE HAD ALREADY RATED MY THINGS, AND I HIS THINGS. I NEVER ADDED HIM BECAUSE WHEN I READ HIS PAGE AND BLOG, I WASN'T INTERESTED IN HAVING HIM AS A FRIEND. (THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD READ PEOPLES' PAGES MY FRIENDS LOL)
SO ANYWAY, HERE IS THE INITIAL BULLETIN I SAW...
I've just been blocked by this person after some grief ...
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KendoBack to kendo yesterday. what a great workout. can't wait for the next one. tonight I'm off to brazilian jujitsu training with some good freinds!!
Love Like ThisI want a love that will never end. A love that makes me wake up thinking about her and know that she is thinking about me. I want her to be the last thought I have before bed and know its the same for her. I want to feel like I am important to her. I want to be the person she feels like she cant live without. I want to feel like i cant live without her. I want ever moment spent with her to be a memory that will be cherished forever. I want our lives be combine to be one. Not to say that we dont have aspects of life that we do alone but I want the rest to be ours. I want love so strong it cant be broken. I want her to be willing to make the best of even the worst situation because we are gonna get through it together.. This is the kind of love that I want.
Voting For Tina Fey, Well Not ReallyCome the November Elections I know Have a conflict. I think Barrack is the man for the job. I admit I don't like McCain. But see here is where the conflict comes in. Both parties are saying they will change things hence "Mavricks" . But see I don't think either one of them can change that much. In this great country of ours we have 3 branches of Government and they are supposed to to balanced. So I think that even though the president Is the leader any change he wants he has to have a others who agree with him. Hey he is the new guy who says the people in power will really let him run the show. That is why I may vote for McCain. Not because I like him but because I like Tina Fey. Hey if Palin is VP or even if she becomes the Commander and Chief then Tina Fey will Be on SNL every week playing the role of Palin, well or at least she will be on as a guest star every so often. That reminds me SNL goes live on Thursday this week, I'm guessing most of it will be based on what
Yesp, I'm A Nudist......I encourage everyone to go skinny dipping, sleep naked, sun in the nude, play sports or just relax in the nude! You weren't made to wear clothing unless you need protection from the elements. It makes no sense to wear wet, uncomfortable swimwear! Try it, you'll understand and appreciate how good you feel in your bare skin! What do you really have to be ashamed of? NOTHING!
To Those Who Survived The 60's & 70'sFirst, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took
hitchhiking.
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!
We would leave home in th
This Is Where I'll B As Soon As Im ReadyBLING ME LAVA LAMPS GUYS I LOVE THEM. I'M TRYING TO GET PURTY FOR U ALL. SO BLING BLING BLING ME PLZ TY TY
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PLEASE TAKE TIME TO RATE MY STASH.. IT TAKES A LOT OF TIME TO LOAD STASH SO ITS COOL WHEN PEOPLE RATE IT...
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4You go downstairs. it was strange to be nude in your living room. the sunlight was streaming through the blinds, but there was still a chill in the air. Your nipples were still erect from the rubbing they received in the shower, but the coolness of the air made them even harder. I wrote for me to stand facing you, was I really there, and tell you that I obey you. my voice was soft but clear when you repeated the words, "yes Master, I obey". You clasped your hands behind your neck and spread your legs wide apart and stood there. I of course, weren't there, but you are your slave, and you have done and will continue to do whatever I tell you to do, because it is what you need. being submissive is what you are. you stood there, feeling the sun warm on your back, the carpeting against your feet and showed yourself to me. Your breasts were pointing towards me, your cunt lips opened a bit and you concentrated on your breathing. You didn't want to move, since I told you to stay in this posit
Sunday 5th Of OctHave some good news....kidneys are improving and blood stats are also improving. Not out of the woods yet but things seem to be improving. They are working on getting the blood clots dissolved and then moving on with the next thing in line. Hopefully they can let her come home in a week or so. She is just feisty enough that it might be sooner....LOL
Be A Vip For The 8 Hours Auto-11 On Here!AUTO -11 ON FOR THE NEXT 8 HOURS! NEED POINTS THEN COME ON AND HAPPY HOUR IS DOUBLE! GET LEVEL IF YOU NEED IT! TY sorry it done at 8p.m. tonight ty
~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM ~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~SHADOW LEVELERS~ BAD GIRL~@ fubar
What To Doi don't know how some men can love you one min then leave the next!what if theres love there and you don't wanna let go,but everyones saying ''it's best that way'what do you do?love sucks!!!!
WerdHello loves!
How's everyone this fine day.
I'm in this like unGodly amazing mood for some reason haha.
enjoy this song, i just played it 3 times in a row.
p.s. traveling later may not be on to answer shouts, so since i will be MOBILE send messages instead. :D
Stuckokay i should have been june clever cause i have some twisted pipedreams of the perfect life,you know i want that man who will let me wait on him hand & foot but won't ever assume i am going to each time.that man who won't let me carry anything heavy just keep him company while he does,the one who opens my doors everytime,won't make a decission without talking to me,the one from the song"i don't want to miss a thing".the kind that no matter how much we struggle or how tired he is he still looks deep into my eyes at the end of the & offers to help even though i won't let him,the one who will jump like a knight agianst the dragon any time anyone comes at me negative.i so wish i could find my ward with attitude!
oh well i guess we all need a dream huh?
ty 4 the vent.
DishonestyThis site has ruined my relationship with the one person I truly loved. I met this woman through a friend, and it was love at first site, at least for me. Now, all through the relationship she told me that she loved me deeply, BUT, there was something not right. She befriended somebody on here, and one night I caught her getting in his car at a bar. hat the Fuck? So, I confront her with it, and of course she lies! "That wasn't me" she said. Gee, her son even said it was her. Now I find out that in the time we were together, she has been playing me and a few other guys. I lost my heart to this woman.
I guess the point I'm trying to make is, why can't people just be honest? I thought men were supposed to be the "pigs".
Are there ANY Honest people left in this world? Am I the ONLY one? Cause if I am the ONLY honest person left, I am lonely!
~i Need You Tonite~Open up your heart to me
And say whats on your mind, oh yes
I know that we have been through so much pain
But I still need you in my life this time,
I need you tonight
I need you right now
I know deep within my heart
It doesnt matter if its wrong or right
I really need you tonight
I figured out what to say to you
But sometimes the words they, they come out so wrong, oh yes they do
And I know in time that you will understand
That what we have is so right this time, and...
I need you tonight
I need you right now
I know deep within my heart
It doesnt matter if its wrong or right
All those endless times we tried to make it last forever more
And baby I know
I need you
I know deep within my heart
It doesnt matter if its wrong or right
I really need you tonite
LostI hate this feeling of not knowing whats going on or what I should do. He acts like he really does want me when we are together tells me he loves me all the time but then he ignores me....Something just doesnt feel right. Maybe Im just paranoid but I dont know anymore. Usually when I get this feling something isnt right and I end up bing the one to get hurt. I dont want anyone home to know whats going on because they all like him and if Im wrong then I dont want them to be mad at him. But its so hard to hide the hurt that Im feeling. He swears Im his only girl but then his best friend acts like hes her man and his ex just randomly showed up a the new place only a day after he moved it making me wonder how the hell did she know where he was living. I just dont know what to do anymore.....I feel lost and alone, like nothing matters anymore. Almost as if hes tearing my heart in shreds without even knowing it...
I Love My Brat~you Should To!!! By D.s.i.pI would like to introduce you to a very special woman.
~*~*~she is Sinful Brat~*~*~
I have had the honor of knowing this sweetheart of a woman who is Close to My heart!She is one of My bestest Friends! She Always Show mad love to Everyone in one way or another! Please Go show her mad love to her!!F/R/A if you havent yet!She is only 309k from fu~king.I would love to see her become fu-king! Go spank her hard!! and do it hard she likes it!! she always returns the love.. its a win/win not only will you be helping a great woman u will also be gaining a great friend!!
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and theres one more thing..hehe cant for get this
She is going for Spotlight!So while your there if u can spare some buxs that would be great. she really has gone above and behond to help other.. I know this first hand she has been such a great friend helping me when i needed it~I want to show her that i really appreciate her and her friendship!
Tell h
Awfulso ok i feel so awful right about now.... the guy i really like well he is with someone else.. and he knows i want him back so bad but then he goes and gets engaged to another girl... i feel bad because well me and him can be the best of friends and really care bout each other ...and then i am not allowed to really be with him how i would like... i barely see him anymore... he was the first guy i really liked like this and now i feel like i am not good enough to ever get anything good... it seems like every time i try something good or get something good i always fall further behind... i wish i knew what to do... i mean like i have no hope left and i have a feeling i am never going to be happy...
A Halloween WarningI was sitting at home just relaxing after work when some sort of message came to me. I'm not really sure how I received this message, or from whom, but it felt like a warning. Should we take the warning seriously? You be the judge. Here is that warning.
A Night Of New And Terrible Beginnings
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It was the night known for screams and all
thru the towns...
Little children were happy but their
smiles would soon turn to frowns.
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This is the time when the spirits would
rise...
It's more than just the children that would
be in disguise.
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On this special night, the one chance they
have to bet...
If the spirits want to remain it's the
souls they must get.
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Parents keep your children close and within
your reach...
Because when the spirits get them you won't
like what they teach.
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But the worst is yet to come and more than
you have ever seen...
The angriest of evil spirits are coming to bring on a new kind of Halloween.
BlahGet To Know Me* . . Basic . . *NameBelinda BirthdateJuly 1stBirthplaceVaCurrent LocationVaEye ColorBlue or Green Hair ColorBrown HeightShortWeightCurvy* . . WhatZodiac SignCancer son EthnicityImma pretty little white girl Body Typeawesome :)Favorite Foodseafood Favorite Drinkcoke Favorite Animalme puppy Best Physical FeatureBoobs ~_^FearsDark* . . Have you ever . . *DrankSure SmokedSureShopliftedNope Skinny DippedYeppHad SexYeppBeen DumpedYeppHad A Boyfriend/GirlfriendYepp* . . Looking In For A Guy/Girl. . *Fav Eye ColorGreen or grayFav Hair ColorDarkShort or Long HairLongLooks or PersonalityPersonalityLove or MoneyLuvHot or CuteHotMuscular or Really SkinnyShrugTake the Get To Know Me surveyCreate your own survey
Does He Exist?ok i can't deal with the abuse much longer,as i sit here typing i bring myself to ask does he exist,you know that perfect man you see in all the romantic movies,the big strong teddy bear of a man who's arms feel like a fortress against the world,the kind who's heartbreaks at even the thoght of you shedding a tear.The one who is happy just being with you whether it be snuggled up in bed watching movies or going out to show you off.the one who cares more about your wants & needs more than their own just like you do for them.all i know is for 17yrs i've been married to one who is the exact opposite of everything i listed,so i must ask "does the perfect man exist?"or "should i just suck it up & realize men like that only exist in movies & real men are selfish pigs?"
DecesionsHave you Ever Made a decesion..thinking or knowing at the time it was made for your own survival then later qusetioning yourself? Recently in the last few months I did this and since have questioned in numerous times..Did I do all I could, was this the only option, did I really adhere to my commitment, did I bail out? At the time I thought I had done all I could and the only other thing was to leave...Since then I've said things out of anger, hurt frustration..but always apologizing when I'm wrong..Now finding out theres a serious sickness going on and what do I do now? Do I change my life again? Am I needed? What can I do? I just don't know anymore and can't seem to find the right answer or any answer for that matter..So Im going to pray to my higher power to give me strength, love, guidance, and to carry me if I can't walk alone...
Life sure throws us some curves on an already bumpy road..Yet I do beleive we are where we are suppose to be in order to get where we are going or to se
Does He KnowDOES HE KNOW
DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH HE HURT ME
HOW MUCH HE'S MADE ME CHANGE MY WAYS
DOES HE KNOW WHAT IT'S DONE TO ME
THE LIES, SAD EYES, THE PAIN
IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME
BUT IN A WAY HE'S SET ME FREE
TO KNOW THAT NOBODY CAN BE TRUSTED
NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO
IT'S MOSTLY GONNA BE ALL LIES
THEY'LL END UP HURTING YOU
HE WAS THE ONE THAT BROKE DOWN THE WALLS
THAT I PUT IN PLACE, I THOUGHT
NOW THEY'RE BACK UP, SURROUNDED BY STEEL
TO PROTECT AGAINST ALL PAIN
THEY WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN SO SOON
IT WON'T BE EASY FOR THE NEXT
THE SAD PART ABOUT IT ALL
IS NOT THAT I GOT HURT
IT'S THE FACT THAT HE'LL DO THIS AGAIN
TO SOME OTHER UNSUSPECTING WOMAN
MAKING THE PAIN GO AROUND
INSTEAD OF RECEIVING THE LOVING
I Love CaliAll Earthquakes in California-Nevada Map Area
All earthquakes catalogued in the last week (168 hours) for the California-Nevada map area. Some early events may be obscured by more recent ones on the maps. The top three magnitude categories above magnitude 3 (for example 3,4,5 or 4,5,6 or 5,6,7) are in red in the list below.
The most recent earthquakes are at the top of the list. Times are local (PST or PDT). Click on the word "MAP" to see a map displaying the earthquake. Click on an event's date to get additional text information.
Update time = Sun Oct 5 4:51:10 PDT 2008
MAG DATE LOCAL-TIME LAT LON DEPTH LOCATION
y/m/d h:m:s deg deg km
map ? 2008/10/05 04:50:41 36.848N 121.576W 5.8 3 km ( 2 mi) W of San Juan Bautista, CA
map 1.7 2008/10/05 04:31:50 36.848N 121.576W 5.9 3 km ( 2 mi) W of San Juan Bautista, CA
map 2.9 2008/10/05 04:24:40 36.848N 121.581W 6.1 4 km ( 2 mi) W of San Juan
Rank 10s And U Will Get Ponits Like U Had 11s...http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=924393&albumid=840068&i=55145840&idx=86#1770767203 this profile its so cool rank pics 10 and get more ponits as u have a vip , somehow when u rank a pic on this profile it truns it to a 11 rank and u get more ponits come by and see...http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=924393&albumid=840068&i=55145840&idx=86#1770767203
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FoodTraveling chef is able to take your order
anyone hungry ?
Its Always Good To Be PreparedIts always good to prepare
I found this Article on BBC
I thought this could come in handy, I don't think we would ever have Nuclear attack...
But just in case heres a report made in the 1970's just released to help to prepare if we ever are in a nuclear attack...
Its always good to prepare
Pass this to Friends and Family
Thankyou Marly
** BBC nuclear bomb script released **
A BBC broadcast script written in the 1970s for use after a nuclear attack is published.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/hi/uk_news/7648042.stm
Im In A ContestPlease anyone, out there?! Im in a contest, yay me...lol help me out if/when u can. Id greatly appreciate it and will return MUCH thank u's :)
here is the link :
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1753264&albumid=1241199&i=1848465395
may show up private if ur not added as a friend,if it does, plz add the host and help me out :)
Thank u one and all!! ~hugs~
Help One Of My Good Friends! Plz!So one of my best fu-friends is in her first ever contest, and she needs your help!
Please stop by and comment this pic a few times if you could! We can use all the help we can get!!
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1753264&albumid=1241199&i=1848465395
You have to add the host as a friend, if he's not already your friend, to get to it.
PLEASE HELP US WIN THIS FOR HER!!
Thank you so much in advance!!!
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An Auto 11/expensive Bling(s) For You??So who wants an auto 11 bling??????
Incase you don't know what they are (where have you been LOL), they're the latest Fubar craze that gives you loads and loads of points when activated for 24 hours, they're awesome for leveling up!!!
Even though you can now give them to yourselves, you get more points if you get them given to you off other members.
My Idea - If you send me a bling pack(s) to cover the cost of the auto 11 bling (35 credits), I will use it to get you the bling. I know this is paying for it yourself, but you may not be sent 1 any other way, thats why I thought of this idea.
This will be an ongoing offer for as long as the bling is available to us.
UPDATE: This deal is now available to any blings above 20 credits each, as long as you send me enough bling packs to cover them, you can have any expensive blings you like!!
The auto 11 blings now cost 35 credits each so if you want 1, you'll have to send me enough to cover the cost.
They are a few ways
This TimeThis time I know this feeling
It's growing deep inside of me
I know that you will change my life
This time I'll keep on trying
To love you more
But you don't even try
Someone's calling me again
I will not go if you want me to stay
Run with me make me alive
I wanna feel you holding me tight
If you're gonna treat me subtle
I'll let you free the love I've buried inside
I Want To Know My SinLook, like everything changes
I feel that fear rules my life
every night, when I want
to ask you something
you hide your face again
do I have to live like this?
Take me where nobody will find me
then I will promise to love you
Every night, when I want you
you hide your face again
was it meant to be like this?
If so
before you hurt me
I want to know my sin
only once
before I loose you
I want to know my sin
In Loving MemoryMy mother lost her battle to breast cancer on June 10 2006...In memory of her and many others who lost that battle...please get your mammogram...Early detection could save your life...
By A Yahoo Friend < Y! Id:leeslovey>I try to never take credit for someones creativity but I might compliment them.
Entry for 06 December 2007
Bank Account of Life
This is AWESOME....something we should all remember.
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed
each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved
perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today.
His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary.
After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he
smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker
to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room,
including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window.
"I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having
just been presented with a new puppy.
"Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait."
-Love is a beautiful dream
A butterfly released to alight on gossamer wings
A warm blossom unfurling petals at night
Moist dewdrops;
Golden birds in flight
Love is a beautiful dream
A reverie of what life should be
Soft sunlight drenches a sandy shore
Lapping water;
A note clear and pure
Slumber my sweet, precious one
Believe in true peace when bitterness comes
Always know hope is there
The world fades away;
Without a thought or care
Here and now not where and when
Love the life you have been given
Love those who are your friends
Create and dream in fantasy's realm
Where true genius within each of us dwells
Love is a beautiful dream
A sparkling champagne or pink lemonade
Light laughter escaping your lips
A red balloon;
Your first soft kiss
Love is a beautiful dream:
Join me there so we can both see
As we walk along that sandy shore in the moonrise
A lighthouse beacon;
Watching the world through your eyes
A RiddleI am the day and the night
The dark and the light
The virgin queen
Perverse and obscene
Real but a dream
I am the pale moon shining down
Into your soul as you drown
With secrets you can never know
Whispered, inaudible
Quick, merciful and cold
I am the shade under the tree
As you rest your head to sleep
Moving with the breeze to hide
Cowardly leaving you behind
To be burnt and fried
I am empty yet I have all
Beautiful, divine, terrible
A vision incomplete
I cannot be seen
Unless you truly believe
I am gold and dust
Pure, worthless, unloved
Without your love
I won't ask for anything
Other than everything
Until you have nothing
I hold your birth and life
I pick when you will die
I stand outside of time
Who am I?
I Love You TooTo love is one thing to be loved is another,
For being loved is harder, you can't control another's feelings for you.
You may say "I love you" but rarely do you ever hear " I love you too"
Sometimes you feel as if you will be alone forever.
You ask yourself "Will someone ever love me?"
Doubting it will ever happen you leave love to others around you.
You give up on love and think it will never be,
Once you give up though other emotionflow and surround you.
Hate becomes an easier emotion and once someone does love you too,
You don't let them in and your problems and issues around your heart they surround.
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Metairie Residents Fume Over Towering HouseMetairie residents fume over towering house
07:54 PM CDT on Friday, October 3, 2008
Paul Murphy / Eyewitness News
When is a house not a home? When it looks like Craig Boes’ home, according to neighbors in Metairie's Harlem subdivision.
Video: Watch the Story “It's just not a home,” said neighbor Betty Wright. “It's not built like a home.”
Wright lives across the street from the new building now going up at the corner of Causeway Boulevard and 40th Street. The sheet-metal and steel structure towers over the mostly 1950s ranch-style homes in the neighborhood. Wright and the Causeway Civic Association complain the building is not in keeping with the single family residential zoning in the area.
“This particular area of Causeway has been under siege from certain parties who want this area to be commercial. This building is being built in such a manner that they are planning to use it for commercial use,” said Wright.
“I'm not looking to be the villain,” said b
My DadMy mom and dad divorced when I was four and as a result I've had an unusual relationship with my father ever since. Don't get me wrong. He's a great guy; always paid child support and my tutition, took me to Disneyland and all that "good dad" stuff. He has tried to stay connected throughout my life and yet our relationship has always seemed strained and forced like reaching out to a stranger. My education was the primary topic of our conversations during childhood and as I excelled at school this made for pleasant though superficial bond. When I was fifteen he hooked up with a new partner, a woman from Aruba named Carol with a nine year old daughter Britney. When he went down there to move in with them I was very upset and didn't speak to him for almost a year. Slowly we rebuild our relationship to the point where I usually visit once a year and spend time with his "new family". The first few visits felt very akward. I would spend the day touring around the island with them and in the
{ New Train} The Fantasy Rockstar TrainThe Rockstar Fantasy Train is looking for more fu-celebrities to be new friends..Want to hop on board?
1.You MUST rate the: "Guitars and Rockstars," folder and leave a comment on the last picture.
Don't worry, it's only 30 pics. Try rating it during a happy hour if possible.
I am making the train riders personalized tags for doing this, see example below...
Start with this pic.
2.You must rate/fan/add everyone on the list "minus the mascot". rate, We have a rate, fan, cheering option for him...
If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and leave them a comment "I'm famous, wanna be a rockstar?," or
something relating to rockstars!
3.When new people join the train - Please, do not just accept the friend request.
You must rate/fan/add/comment back.
4.No cheating! If you don't do as you are asked, when everyone else has already agreed to the terms, you will be removed from train.
5.Private message me,Princess Leia, when y
Time To Pull On The Bootstraps And Get Going AgainAs some here know I had some rather bad news recently. The left side of my larynx is paralyzed/nonfunctioning. This is the final result of a surgery 12 years ago which nicked/cut the nerve controlling that side of my voicebox, so while I can speak (some) there is neither volume nor staying power to my voice. Thus I have not been around much online as I most enjoyed talking via audio. Yes, of course, I can still type - but doing that for a living leaves me hating to do it in "chats".
I will adjust and I will make do with what I have, tho carefully as continued strain on the remaining right side that works is NOT a good idea. So no more 2 pots of coffee per day, nor much of any thing that has caffiene in it. Yes I will still enjoy a cup of coffee or even two a day, but that's a far cry from what I used to drink. No more chocolate binges either -not that I would do so often. And, yes, as all doctors do, the specialist wants me to quit smoking --- that one may take more than loosing my
One Year Agofor you that know me and those that dont i lost the most important person in my life last year my father. i dont know what to do right now my mind says to end it all but my heart tells me to stay and continue like my father wants me to. i wish to god that he was here with me and i was not so damn upset. i miss him with all my heart.
Lookinghay new to this some help would be nice from some hot and sexy lady any ideas
~ Meet Me ~Meet me.
A large town, a convenient city. We can check ourselves into a double room in some nondescript, corporately-favored hotel. Somewhere reputable and unassuming. Functional. The ideal location in which two people embarked upon a journey of discovery can blend into the background.
Wear a dress, or a blouse and a long flowing skirt. High-heeled shoes, or maybe knee-high boots. Choose lingerie that leaves you feeling at your most desirable, sensual, wanton. Please don’t omit the sheer stockings. You see, I have this image of you in my mind, flowing into the lobby, turning heads everywhere with your poise, your beauty, your quint-essential femininity. I’m not trying to control; I know that this is about reality, a reality that can impose constraints. But this was a fantasy first, and I want to preserve every detail, every nuance that made those delicious longings so enticing for us both.
Let’s have drinks in the bar, something strong to still our jangling nerves. I want to l
This Is A Rant Fucker!!!!Fucking pissed off.... What can I say....? I have not had a good rant in such a long time... i think it’s about time... I have no bad things to say about my girlfriend Shiranui she is the one light in this darkness though you’re a cheeky fucking shit at times I still loves you! [RANT BEGINS HERE] Ok... so firstly my ex is a tard... I don’t really care what you fucking think of me but stop using my real fucking name in your blogs and shit.... I don’t do that to you! I at least HAD the decency to not use it! Suzan....SUZAN.....fucking sue.....SUZY.... there now we are partly even... not close but it will happen. I feel the need to say something... Shiranui did not make me change... SHE actually likes me as I really am... the darkness, the light, the evil... she holds me up and does not tell me to hide who and what i am! I love her... and i was the one to tell her that first... i remember that day... i came online and told her i needed to say something and that
Buying Oneself A Drink..I sent this message to marketman...tell me what you think...
We can't buy gifts for ourselves..but....there should be one exception..or...since usually the first thing you do when you go into "real" bar is buy yourself a drink...we should be able to do that here...and it can be a signal to the people on your friends or family list that you have signed on. Maybe they get a "gurgling sound" like a drink being poured...and it lets them know...
And..as I sent in the previous message..it should have a great name...with.."flamewalker" attached to it somehow...LMAO
Thanks...
Lynda
Thanks For The Love!Thank u so much for the friendshps I have made since I came to this sight... There are many here who are very special to me & I just wanted u to know that U have helped me to realize that true friends are really all we need! Luv U all xoxoxo.
The Blonde And Her HorsesThere once was a blonde who had two horses, but she couldn't tell them
apart. So she goes to her friend and says, "I have two horses and I just
can't tell them apart."
The friend suggested that she cut off one's mane. The blonde did, but
the mane grew back. She goes to her friend again, and the friend
suggested she cut off one of the horses' tails. The blonde did, but the
tail grew back too fast. So she finally says to her friend, "I've tried
all of your suggestions, but it just doesn't work."
The friend suggests one more thing, that she measure them. The blonde
went home, got a ruler, measured them, and went to her friend the next
morning.
The blonde tells her friend, "Oh, thank you! I can tell them apart!"
"How?" asked the friend.
The blonde tells her, "The black horse is taller than the white horse!"
Talking ParrotA magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers
during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on
being part of the acts put on by the magician.
He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, "He does it with
a mirror" or "He's got it up his sleeve."
The magician was furious, but since the bird was a favorite with the
captain and he was anxious to retain his position for future cruises, he
maintained an angry silence.
One evening as the magician worked, the parrot continued to harass the
unfortunate man.
Sadly the ship ran into a mine which had become detached from the sea
floor after a storm. The explosion tore the bow off the ship which sank
within a few minutes.
Amid the wreckage and the lifeboats, the magician sat on one end of a
table from the first class dining room. At the other end sat the parrot,
dirty and disheveled, his feathers caked with fuel oil.
For some time they eyed each other malevol
Can You Believe This?????On Thursday, 24 January 2002, Derek Guille broadcast this story on his
afternoon program on ABC radio.
In March 1999, a man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW) received a bill
for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed $0.00.
He ignored it and threw it away. In April he received another bill and
threw
that one away too.
The following month the gas company sent him a very nasty note stating that
they were going to cancel his gas line if he didn't send them $0.00 by
return mail.
He called them, talked to them, and they said it was a computer
error and
they would take care of it.
The following month he decided that it was about time that he tried out the
troublesome gas line figuring that if there was usage on the account it
would put an end to this ridiculous predicament.
However, when he went to use the gas, it had been cut off.
He called the gas compan
The Elderly Can Be Amusing~~An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for a number of
years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The
elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor
said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that
you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will
three times!'
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years
old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
age; How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth , and I think I just wet my pants.'
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
eating, the wi
"news"I WAS WATCHING A TRIPPED OUT NEWS STORY ON THE NEWS THE OTHER DAY, WHERE A LITTLE BABY BOY FROM INDIA, WHO WAS BORN WITH NO EYELIDS WAS FLOWN TO A SPECIAL CLINIC FOR INFANTS HERE IN THE UNITED STATES. DR.S' WERE ABLE TO CREATE NEW EYELIDS' FOR THE BABY USING FORESKIN FROM THE BABY BOYS PENIS.......THE OPERATION WAS 100% SUCCESSFUL BUT THE ONLY COMPLICATINON IS THAT THE BOY WILL BE PERMANENTLY COCK-EYED !!! LMAO....GOTCHA !!
No PressureI just got home from my friend Tiffany’s house.
She wanted to celebrate our coming together since we’ve all left to college.
It was okay.
Thirty pack of Coronas, 6 bottles of Mike’s Hard Limeade, a hookah, cigarettes, and some barbecued meat.
Typical, teenage hangout basically.
I was happy to see my friends that I didn’t even care that I was so cold from the breeze.
But then I realized.
This isn’t for me. What they do. What they talk about. I am not what they are.
I don’t drink. I don’t smoke.
I felt like an outcast.
All though I did have one beer and took a few puffs out of that nasty ass hookah.
no biggie, i wasn't pressured.
But, I still felt distant.
So now I sit here, reeking of cigarettes and hookah wondering about tonight.
I love my friends but damn that just isn't for me.
Sex SurveyThe Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: BothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Opposite alwaysHow often do you like to have sex?: Daily or moreIs sex a top priority for you?: When i like someone that way,yes!Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Usually but it depends upon the positionHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Ooops! =) They're not strangers after you've been talking for a few hours,right? *smirk*How do you feel about one night stands?: Eh..How many one night stands have you had?: a few What's your favorite position?: Ride me cowgirl!Where's your favorite place to have sex?: whereverDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends on how the woman i am with is reacting to what i am doingHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: a few times..*YAWN*How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Sometimes none at all and sometimes hoursDo
Two Sides To My HeartWARNING: THIS IS A BLOG MEANT FOR ME TO VENT AND POSSIBLY GET FEED BACK FROM THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE MY REAL FRIENDS. IF YOU FEEL THAT AT ANY POINT YOU ARE READING THIS THAT I AM WHINNING OR JUST BITCHING...GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE!!! THIS IS MEANT FOR ME TO VENT, WHINE, BITCH, MOAN, AND COMPLAIN ALL I FUCKING WANT! I DIDNT ASK YOU TO READ THIS!!!!!
Well for those of you who are my friends, I am pretty sure that you all noticed that Jason is no longer on FU. I will be the first to admit that it was very very hard for me the first few days. I dont expect anyone to understand, hell I dont even expect anyone to even give a shit. But it was a very hard thing for me to deal with and I am still dealing with.
How am I feeling?? Hmmm...pissed off, torn, left behind, betrayed, sad, happy, depressed...and any other damn emotion I couldn't think of at this moment. I know what you are thinking...NO not all of that is because of the Jason thing. Just in general I have had such a full plate wi
Vip SucksI have been thinking this for awhile..and i know alot of you are vip's but i think it kind of sucks with everyone being a vip...i mean EVERYONE on here is a vip...and its just gotten really comercial on here...lol..I am working my way up the old fashion way, earning it....rating profiles and pictures...blah blah blah...Its just everyone is a VIP...whats the point anymore...lol....I like NOT being a VIP......lol...just some buzzed ramblings....
Second BestStand in back and watch as it all passes by,
More times then not it will make you cry
But the tears will not fall for then they must be addressed, it will also be that feeling you know that you will always be second best.
It is now more then just a feeling that you have felt, it is the hand in life that you have been dealt. The knowledge that the love you wanted will put your patience to the test, while living with the fact that you will always be second best!
So I will put on a good face so no one can see that the love I want so badly is killing me. One day maybe when all of the pain has digressed, will I finally be more then second best!
My Sons Broken Arm :(Christopher’s broken arm ( 10/02/08 )
I got a call from the school Thursday, they said Chris ( my son ) fell and probably broke his arm, they told me that I had to come pick him up right away...well I called John and his mom Sharon and before they could even get here the school called back and said it was severely broken and he had to go to the ER in an ambulance...so I had to meet Chris at Memorial hospital ER in Belleville...when I got there his arm looked BAD he broke both bones in his forearm between his wrist and elbow ( the radius and the ulna )..and the bone came through the skin... they had him on morphine, he wasn't feeling a thing tho it looked horrible!! If you have ever seen the show SCARRED on MTV it looked like something you would see on there! Then they sent him from Memorial in another ambulance to Cardinal Glennon where they set his arm..put it in a splint..made him stay overnight...then they put it in a cast the next afternoon..we finally got to come home last ni
~ Slow...hot...soft...perfect ~Slow...Hot...Soft...Perfect
Do you ever have those days where your body is alight with passion and you can't help but rub your thighs with the heels of your hands and bite your lips just to keep from showing your need?
Yeah, me too. Frequently.
At first morning's light, I can feel my skin's heat as if its glowing from within. The sun is soft and light outside and has not yet awaken enough to disturb all that is silence within the safety of my room. The rushing silence only lets in thoughts that linger and press against one another inside my mind. There are times at which my physical self becomes the silent partner and my mind is the one that creates the heat and torrent of lust that I can always whip myself into.
I think often of the slip of willing flesh and how marvelous you can feel when your body is taken by silent invasion by me. Every sensory input is the greatest I've been gifted with and I have to admit to myself that sex and sensuality are the things my body and
"against All Odds", Faiths StoryAMAZING FAITH
This is 'Faith'
This dog was born on Christmas Eve in the year 2002. He was born with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which need to be amputated. He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him.
His first owner also did not think that he can survive. Therefore, he was thinking of 'putting him to sleep'.
By this time, his present owner, Jude Stringfellow, met him and wanted to take care of him.
She is determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. Therefore she named him 'Faith'.
In the beginning, she put Faith on a surfing board to let him feel the movements. Later she used peanut butter on
a spoon as a lure and reward for him to stand up and jump around. Even the other dog at home also helped to
encourage him to walk. Amazingly, only after 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learned to balance on his 2 hind legs
and jumped to move forward. After further training in the snow, he
ComputerGotta Love Them DIY ‘Puters
Tech Support | London, ON, Canada
(He was working in warranties for a large computer manufacturer, mostly with businesses but a few individuals came through on the line here and there.)
Employee: “Thank you for calling ***. How can I help you?”
Customer: “My computer don’t work.”
Employee: “I’m sorry to hear that, ma’am. Can I get the serial number off of your CPU?”
Customer: “My what?”
Employee: “The computer tower.”
Customer: “Huh?”
(I’ll spare you the agony but, I went on for about 3 more minutes trying to describe the CPU and getting nowhere.)
Employee: “I’m sorry, I don’t seem to be expressing myself well today. Can you describe to me all the computer parts on your desk? I’ll tell you which one the number I need is on.”
Customer: “It’s just a keyboard and a screen, like any other computer.”
Employee: “Oh, you have a laptop!”
Customer: “A what?”
Employee: “A little computer you can take with you. The keyboard and s
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I Can't Wait Until March.*takes a deep breath*
Have you ever been so sick of something a black void seemed to fill in your torso, until you felt like if you didn't get out and do something you were gonna break anything you could get your raging hands upon?
I have the most extreme case of cabin fever I've ever experienced. I want to get out of the STATE. the COUNTRY. Hell, getting out of the country would be far enough away for me to be okay.
When I get my money in March, I'm taking a trip to Ireland. WIcklow, to be exact. Enniskerry. Alone. I'm going to go to a nice pub and relax at nights. I might drink a bit to get over my horrible ineptness at socializing. I'm going to meet new people. I'm going to take beautiful pictures of the countryside. I'm going to try to rent a room for a week at the Ferndale B&B. I'm going to revel in the beauty of the Wicklow Mountains national park. I'm going to get the hell away from my family and anyone who knows me. and it's gonna be FUN. I'm going to go dancing
1973I have just completed the 8th grade and turned 14. This will probably be in no certain order since to me it all happened at the same time, lol. My dad is heavy into the American Legion and becomes the Department of France’s Assistant Adjutant. On that note, the Heidelberg AL post #3 starts it’s own Sons of the American Legion Squadron (SAL) of which I am the Adjutant. We have blood drives (yes, I donated with parents permission), and garage sales (this is where I got my “wonder” bowling ball) and even participate in events all over Europe. We took a bus trip to Nance, France for a Memorial of WWI soldiers, Flanders Field. A very somber time, and I still have the medallion that commemorates the event. I was so moved that I wrote my first poem “Unknown Soldier”. Unfortunately, I never signed it and left it on the bus. I was surprised when the publisher of the Post #3 newsletter (my dad) gave me the following copy with my poem in it, but it was signed author unknown. My dad said
700 Billion $$$9 months after conception of the 2008 Economic Stimulus Package,
after "They" gave "US" 150 Billion $$$$.
The anti-christ devil child is born by the 700 Billion $$$$ bailout
of today's American Mafia Finacial Conclomerates
Freddie Mack, Stern, Goldman, Lehman, JP Morgan,
Stanley, AIG, & ING..(Just ta name afew!)
By the owner's of the machine that prints our
plumiting value of the US $.
The currency of our life going to hell in a shit deposit money bag.
While MasterCard, Visa, American Express, & Discover
are working eliminate "cash" from circulation.
We have to ask "WTF, is really going on?"
But we won't get an honest answer.
So then, we must ask ourself's
"What are we going to do to survive tomarrow?"
A Fuckin Survey Cuz Im Fuckin Bored N If U Dont Like It.......................f U C K Y O U50 Random Questions1. Where were you 3 hours ago?same place as now. my room2. Who are you in love with?my lady.3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?.....wtf? no? wtf do i look like?4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?No. im a dude. that got 2 balls.5. When is the last time you went to the mall?a week or so ago6. Are you wearing socks right now?yes7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?not today8. When was the last time you drove out of town?few weeks ago9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?no10. Are you hot?hehe...
I'm da hottest n***a under da sun.11. What was the last thing you had to drink?apple juice. wha? im honest.12. What are you wearing right now?my lady.....n it feels good. 13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?depends14. Last food that you ate?pizza15. Where were you last week at this time?this is a whole lotta questions. my head hurts16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?a hat.. a shirt17. When is the last time you ran?idk!
Tired..time after time i'm made to fight...
i'm NOt saying you're not worth it.. i'm saying give me time make things right over here! let me get things ready so when u get out here it'll be good...
ever heard of JOB hunting, or apartment HUNTING...
SHEEESH.. call me if you want..
I've TRYED calling you.. but you never seem to answer.. you F'ing know i love you... ACT LIKE IT
Ldc Changes Have Been Made And Are In ProgressThere has been some changes made to the LDC Family.
Check the LDC blog of members to see if you are still in the blog or not.
IF NOT than you have been let go of the LDC. If you have any questions concerning
your dismissal then plz contact one of the following Creators.
These changes are due to inactivity and not following the LDC guidelines....
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For further questions plz contact one of the Creators below... And plz make sure you comment on this blog as well so we know you have read it.
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Broken Dreams - Track 11 - DesperateBroken Dreams
None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is pure luck. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This is the sequel to my story "Bad November". If you haven’t read that stop then please read it first.
Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows).
Lyrics from Desperate
Desperate to please/ Desperate to love/ Until I met you/ Then I learned I had it wrong/ Trampled my heart/ Did you hate me/ What does it matter/
Track 11
Gavin woke me up early Wednesday, Christmas Eve, and we made love. We had to be quiet and make sure no one heard us but the act itself felt good.
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Tech Help PleaseOk, so my son's have screwed up their system. They'd been playing WOW for several days, and so one of them thought he'd restart the system and got several blue screens. Each time the message was the same but saying something else had gone wrong. I took a pic of one of the screens.
Have any of you seen this and is there any way around formatting the hd? They system used to be mine and I neglected to take pictures off of it before giving it to the boys. I hate to lose all those pictures.
Any and all help is greatly appreciated.
Auto 11'sI want to thank all who stopped by while that bling was active. I know there are several who were by and I missed. My apologies! . I did receive approx 5,500 photo views in the past two days. I am extremely shocked and happy too. I never thought I would be this high in points. I do want to say that I have awesome friendships on here too. If the points disappeared it would still be cool to chat with some of you and share pics/and points of view.
I will stop now before the fu eats my blog again. If you hit my page and I missed your rates or you think I am too slow let me know.
And some tunes for you. It is an older one but very fitting!
xoxoxo and sweet dreams....... I need to hit the bed.
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Maybe I Need To Move To A City ...Forster is not exactly swamped with half decent good guys for my entertainment and personal pleasure ... only aiming for half decent ... decent would be dull!
I did have access to a soldier from Singleton for quite some time but I broke him ... poor ol' thing! So ... NEXT!!!
Yes, I could head back to the civilian population BUT they don't seem to cope well with my quirks - of which there are many - and I have needs!
Well, I suppose that will do for today. Time to get back to reality. Ah yes, me and the power tools ... goodness, I am starting to form an emotional attachment to them! hehe
Here We Go Again...She moves where she has plenty of friends and suddenly I'm on the shelf till she gets bored enough to notice me collecting dust. So here I wait, wondering if she'll ever notice that I stopped talking. I'm f***ing sick of telling her something, only to get a response hours later. Yup, I'm back to just an option. Just another text message she responds to when her REAL friends aren't getting all of her attention. And the cycle starts again...
Thank You So Muchthank you all for the rates the fans adds the gifts during my happy hour much apreshaited
Together Hand In HandFoster Eddins Poole John Foster Poole
Born: March 30,1925 Born: February 3,1983
Died: October 3,2008 Died: October 3,2008
TOGETHER HAND IN HAND
A young man just learning to standon his own,
Through life's troubles and tolls we all have known.
And when troubles do come, John will know,
That to Papa he can go.
When John goes into the world to be free,
He knows he can count on Papa like a big oak tree.
And when he is ready to make a stand,
He knows Papa will be there to give him a hand.
Being Maw Maw's baby and Papa's man,
He knows he is safe, however he ran.
And when Maw Maw went to heaven above,
John knows he still has Papa to love.
When John runs into that final day,
He knows this world he cannot stay.
And as he meets death head on,
He sees Papa is there to lead him home.
John and Papa leave this world in two thousand and eight,
Hand in hand to meet Maw M
Help Me Get Inside Her . Again .... Ugh .. Get Her To Insider!!This chick SO rocks ....
In so many interesting and unusual ways!
Ya just GOTTA help me get inside her ....
I mean get HER to Insider !!
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SPANK her page!
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Bleeding On The Inside, Bleeding On The OutsideI look at you and I wonder how it is you came into my life and why it is you have bothered to stick around as long as you have. Let's face it, I'm a mess and a half most of the time. I look to you for strength and guidance but don't seem to be able to return the favor equally as well. Not a moment passes by when you are not on my mind so when you don't talk to me, I feel like I have been cut open and am bleeding slowly on the inside...like a small internal nick that trickles blood until it has all been lost. Sometimes I think it would just be easier if I sliced myself open on the outside just so that the pain wouldn't take as long and the passing would just come quicker. Am I disturbed? You're goddamned right I am. Who else would think such things about the existence of another person. I'm sprung on you. I feel things that I can't explain and should never feel. But I am who I am and I cannot change that.
What We's Site Has Up On Mehttp://www.wetv.com/secret-lives-of-women/secret-blogs/fetishes-and-fantasies-blogs/blog-wrestling-fetish111
Name: Michelle aka Michelle From Hell
Age: 40
State: Texas
Tell us something about your everyday life that does NOT involve your secret. (ie. I'm a stay-at-home mom raising three kids etc.)
I am a mother of two teens. I work as a personal assistant in my 'straight job'. I produce an annual fetish event - Summer Sinfest - every July at the Meridian in Houston. [We have a new webpage for it -- www.summersinfest.com]
What's your secret?
I have a sploshing fetish which makes me enjoy my position as a featured MessyGirl for www.messygirl.com
Tell us about how your secret has changed your life.
It opened my sexual exploration up to kink at 18 in a fun way.
Do your friends and family know about your secret? If yes, how do they respond? Are they supportive?
Yes, they know and it doesn't matter to them. They love everything about me.
Shine On Mewhen my existence means nothing, why should i try?
why pretend that i'm special if it's only a lie?
why live with goodwill and try not to deceive?
why hold on to hope when there's nothing to believe?
i'm so tired of my life, so sick of the shame,
so used to knowing i'm the only one to blame.
i thought i'd be fine, i could live on my own
when suddenly from nowhere, a bright light shone.
it warmed my dead heart, and woke up my soul,
and made me forget all the times i'd felt cold.
now in the absence of light, i feel so blind
and a reason to live is so hard to find.
so let me die, let me fade away,
while eternally hoping to see light again one day.
i'll always keep looking, keep watching to see
the warm, loving light that gives such peace to me.
What I Am Doing Here At 10:15 On A Sat NightWell everyone as u know I am new 2 all of this but it is so nice to check and see people that i dont know have bought me a drink or checked my pic and rated me a 10 i think they need glassesd though but it is nice. Love the feed back when i get more time I will do up my page with skin and all just bear with me. Well just wanted 2 say thanks 2 u all! When I get 2 know this better i will return the favors. Love ya all Nina Ps I have never written a blog before
Army 10 MilerSeen Alisa yesterday at the Army 10 miler expo on friday, she looked extra sexy giving her brief for the runners clinic, I took a couple of spins around the room to check her out. She will be competing at the 10 miler against alot of young competetive female runners in their mid 20's. The race this yr will be really interesting, I will be competing also w/ Team Ft Myer against alot of other military teams from everywhere around the states, and alot of my local rivals.
Yeah Yeah ..i'm On The Block AgainDO YA WANT TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH?? GRINS AND BATS EYELASHES.. IVE ADDED TO THE OFFER SO JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND TAKE A PEEK HEHEHE!!
Missing!!!Wanted as a fugitive by the State of Florida.Not only is he wanted by the State of Florida as an absconder/fugitive in Broward County (Ft. Lauderdale), he is currently in arrears for child support to the sum of $26,738.22. He's a sorry excuse for a human being and needs to be put behind bars. His children haven't even seen him since May of 2006. They have not heard from him since 07/12/2006 when he ran away. He's a known drug user and hangs with the "bad crowd". Do his children a favor, and if you've seen him, report it to the Absconder Unit at (850) 410-3437, weekdays 8:00 A.M. to 5:00 P.M, or your local law enforcement agency.DC Number: L67073Name: COTTINGHAM, JAMESRace: WHITESex: MALEHair Color: BROWNEye Color: BLUEHeight: 5'10''Weight: 175 lbs. Birth Date: 08/26/1969Supervision Begin Date: 11/21/2006Current Location: FT. LAUDERDALECurrent Status: ABSCONDER/FUGITIVESupervision Type: DRUG OFFENDER PROBATIONScheduled Termination Date: 11/20/2009*** - You can click on the above pi
In A Give AwayI needs 50,000 rates/comments to receive a Happy Hour can u plzz help me? plz plz plz ITS A GIVEAWAY BUT PLZZ HELP ME
Disciple Me. Thanks NeaneaTEMPTING ENCHANTRESS IS TRYING TO MAKE
DISCIPLE. PLEASE STOP BY HER PAGE AND SPANK HER HARD WITH RATES FANS ADDS, AND BLINGS TELL HER NEA SENT YA :)
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THIS PIMPOUT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
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(repost of original by '۞NeaNea۞JEEZY'S WIFE۞' on '2008-10-02 21:56:06')
Disciple Me. Thanks CarrieTempting Enchantress
One million from Disciple
Rate her
Fan her
Add her
Comment her
Bling her
Auto 11 would be perfect
Help this sexy lady be our next Disciple!
She is a wonderful friend and is always helping other people.
Now it is our turn to help her.
Stop by her page...
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She'll LOVE it!
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Society HighWE ARE A PUNK ROCK BAND FROM UPSTATE NY .... SONGS AND SHOWS POSTED AT WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SOCIETYHIGH ALONG WITH BIO AND OTHER UPDATES
Jeff Buckley - HallelujahHallelujah - Jeff Buckley
Well I heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do ya?
Well it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Well Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
she tied you to her kitchen chair
And she broke your throne and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Well baby I've been here before
I know this room and I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew ya
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Well there was a time when you let me know
What's really goin
Buying Ur Auto-11s!!!I am willing to buying one for Auto-11s for 1 million Fu-Bucks!! If no one buying it! Too Bad for them!!!
OKiE Thank you Mike
I needed a Help to LEVEL Me Up!!
I had trying to get one but No one giving away a Bling Gift!!! I have seen alot of people got 50 to 2500 Blings!!! Oh Please I wanted one!!
Pon & Zi TrainAll ya gotta do to join us is the usual....
1. Rate this folder.....
2. Rate, Fan and Add all the other Emo Kids. If someone is already your friend, leave them a comment saying that Your an Emo Kid or a Pon and Zi pic.
When you get friend requests from people joining after you.... PLEASE go back and Rate and Fan them as well!!!
3. Private message me when you are done and I will add you to the list and get your tag made.
The tags are DONE!!! Here is the link!!
Please rate them all when you get yous!!!
Thanks Very Much!!!
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To All Train OwnersFrom now on please have the courtesy to ask b4 adding me. I'm so far behind now (sigh) will never catch up and there are trains I would like to join but can't for lack of time.
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In Loving MemoryMy very dear friend just lost someone very close to them.
Times like these make me appreciate those around me.
I wish I had the beautiful words that so many do to say the right thing and help make to make it better.
All I can do is sit and pray,hoping that he knows I am there from him whenever or if ever he needs me.
That I'm a hug and phone call away.
Please if you do nothing else today reach over and hug your loved one loved ones ,those friends that are special to you.Today truly is an important day to someone.
We all know one day we will be called to rest,be sure to live this day while you can.
God Truly is my Driver Ride with Him Sometime...
Much love...:::huggz:::
Contesthttp://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1753264&albumid=1241199&i=3452757271
GrrIm sad, and pathetic. Its saturday night, im alone, drinking and crying watching the notebook..
but i dont have kids around..
*sigh*
PowerThe greatest power a person has ... is the power of PRAYER. This is also the greatest gift you can share with the ones you cherish.
The Job - Urine Test(I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE
pat on the back!)
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay
me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees
fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random
urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with
is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a
urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare
check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please
; understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their
feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone
sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work.. . ... . Can you
imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a
urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you
agree. Something has to change in this country -- and soon!
A Blonde Moment In MichiganA Blonde moment in Michigan
.......
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his
truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Linda & you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her
car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Linda, & you're losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light the same thing happens again. All out of breath the blonde gets out of her
car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.
Again she says, "Hi, my name is Linda, & you're losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker re
Actions For Social Transformation1) Expose the Federal Cartel.
*Boycott Citibank, J.P. Morgan Chase, and Bank of America.
2) Boycott the news networks.
*Use and protect the internet.
3) Boycott the military.
4) Boycott the energy companies.
*Get off the grid and make your home, and car self sustainable.
5)Reject the political system.
*Focus on working to disolve the outdated system of politics, in favor of technological redesign.
6) Create critical mass.
-When your heart
Has been broken
And stepped on
It leaves you hesitant
Reluctant to try
To give in once more
To open up To emotion
To dip your toe
Into the mire
Into the ocean
Of desire
To dip your toe
Into the ocean
Of unknown emotion
If you don’t
Enter the water
You wont get wet
There is no danger
Of being dragged under
Should you take a chance?
On love again
Throw caution to the wind
Open yourself up to the pain
Or the pleasure
Feel the love
Washing over you
Immersing yourself
The waves washing over you
It may drown you
If you do
If you resist the temptation
You will be safe
Unharmed in your segregation
Yet a single moment spent
In the refreshing waters
Stood on the ocean floor
Is worth a lifetime
Spent safely on the shore
-I wonder if you think of me
When night is drawing near.
And in the shadows of your room
The walls around you disappear.
I wonder if in your quiet thoughts
Your dreams of me are anymore.
When in the silent, velvet blue
The moon is tapping at your door.
I wonder if the shining stars
That dangle from the clouds above
Reminds you of my whispered words
In promise of eternal love.
I wonder of the lonely light
That breaks upon the early dawn
Still holds a tender memory for now
So long I have been gone.
I wonder if you dream of me
When the cloudless skies are blue
Because across each day and night
My thoughts are constantly of you.
Chest Hair (or Lack Thereof... Lol!)Ok some have asked so here's the story...
Some years ago I was grilling on the backporch, it was summertime so it was hot out and I had my shirt off. The charcol brickets were giving me heck... they just didn't want to get hot and I got impatient! So I was adding lighter fluid in an attempt to get them going better... but instead they just went to smoking like crazy! So I lit a match and tossed it onto the pile and POOF it flashed up and singed my chest (and near about my eyebrows as well). Ughhhh!
I jumped in the shower and washed off real good (burned chest hair STINKS! Ughhh!), looked like I had a nice red sunburn actually once I was clean again. Thank God my eyebrows were still there... lol!
But, looking at myself in the bathroom mirror I was like "Chit! I have pecs! Wow! When did that happen?". Ok so I was impressed, and after a few days I actually preferred the hairless look and decided to keep it.
So to this day I still keep the bare hairless look on my body... I
Top Ten Things You Never Want To Hear A Guy SayTop 10 Things You Never Want to Hear a Guy Say
Let's hope our men get the hint.
By Bethany Heitman
You already know that most guys aren’t exactly master communicators. And while you’re willing to put up with a lot, certain phrases are as grating to your ears as the reject reel from American Idol. To help you out, we made a cheat sheet for guys so that you never have to be bothered with them saying stupid things again. Read it and then send it on to all the men you know...
10.
“I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
Um, if we knew, we wouldn’t have asked. Plus, there’s nothing sexier than a man who can take the lead and plan a date.
(Extra points for taking control after the date, too)
9.
“Shhh the game’s on"
We get it, sports are important. But shushing us even when it’s a time out is simply unacceptable.
Just give us two seconds, and we’ll let you get back to the big game
8“Chill Out” or “Relax”
Nothing is more unnerving than being told to calm down. If you had
A BlessingIn September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket.
Their father was gone.
The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two.
Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared.
Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds.
He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries.
Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either.
If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it.
I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job.
The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town.
No luck.
The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince who ever would lis
Special Report: New Drug Breakthrough ForSPECIAL REPORT: New Drug Breakthrough for Advanced Breast Cancer
By Mary Batten
Lapatinib, an experimental drug with the brand name Tykerb, promises to become a major treatment option and perhaps a new standard of care for women with HER2/neu-positive breast cancer that becomes resistant to trastuzumab (Herceptin). Results from a phase III international multicenter trial, reported June 3, 2006, at the annual meeting of the American Society of Clinical Oncology (ASCO) in Atlanta, Georgia, showed that women with metastatic breast cancer who were given a combination of lapatinib and capecitabine (brand name Xeloda) went almost twice as long before their cancer progressed as women who took capecitabine only. These results were so impressive that in March 2006, an independent committee monitoring the study unanimously recommended stopping the trial early and offering women in the capecitabine-only group the choice of switching to lapatinib.
"This is one of the most striking differen
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Still I RiseYou may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like the dust. I'll rise.
Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.
Just like the moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.
Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoudlers falling down like teardrops.
Weakend by my soulful cries.
Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own backyard.
You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefullness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.
Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance likes I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?
Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's root
Take My HandI wrote this for someone i love dearly
You slowly came into my life ,and I suddenly
began to fall. How could i have fallen so fast ? Not knowing you at all . I never thought I would fall so hard ,or that i'd fall so deep. I never thought i'd dream of you when i drifted off to sleep. I've waited so long to find a man like you .And now that your here ,it seems to good to be true. Now i stand in front of you with my heart out on my sleeve.Wishing you'd open up your heart and share your life with me.I want to be held close within your warm embrace.I want to smile everyday at the sight of your precious face. I want to laugh with you ,smile..... and even cry .I want to know who you are and what goes on inside.If you can look inside and give ,your heart to me , I promise i'll never hurt you . I'll never break you apart. This may seem hard for you to understand.I'll show you all the love i have. Just come TAKE MY HAND I love you !
Cougar For OracleHey yall come on over to Cougarbabies page and lets help her get to Oracle.She is the best friend anyone could ever ask for always there when u need her.So what ya waiting for come on over and show her lots of fu love..Oh yeah couple more things. She has auto 11's and is a bling freak..lol I love ya sissi..mwahsssss
~COUGARBABY~OWNER OF COUGARBABIESDEN.COM~GRAPHIC DESIGNER@HH-FORUMS~@ fubar
What Would U Dook i see all u ladies want a auto 11 bling so what will u do for it hit me up and let me know the best offer wins a auto 11 bling
In Car PcFitted the computer in the truck with an 8 inch touch screen monitor.
got gps reciever and route navigator for the whole planet ( overboard but what the hell ) over 150 films on the drive plus 120 gigs of music entertainment.
next i prob throw in a wifi dongle and bluetooth.
truck dont have any electronics to plug into so no playing with that.
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My Little HootersAmerican Triple Freight train Horns running at 150 psi through two valves producing about 156db blast.
Yup its dammmmmm LOUD !!!!!!!!!!!
On Board Air150 psi Compressor and air lines to fit/run.
1 gallon ping tank to 3 gallon reciever tank.
air line quick connects at various points round truck.
Angelangel of dust clustering in the winds..........
my mind swirls of my demons within......
whom must I save, where do I go.........
whom must I love, what do I know........
Consumed by confusion, lust, love even sorrow.......
Oh dear lord.........guide me to tomorrow...........
Hold my hand, spread my wings.......
shine me bright, let me sing......
for when I am home, my completeness will consume..........
for I know that will be very soon.
Satan!A Simple Go To H*ll Would Have Sufficed
Tech Support | Stillwater, OK, USA
TECH: “Thank you for calling *** Direct Sales. How may I help you?”
Caller: “I need a power cord for my product.”
TECH: “I would be happy to place your order. I just need you to read me the three numbers from the front of the product.”
Caller: “Talk to my wife, I can’t read…”
(In the background, I overhear the following…)
Caller: “Get on the phone!”
Caller’s wife: “You are Satan! When spiritual warfare happens, I will have more angels on my side because you are evil and no one loves you!”
(The wife then comes on the phone and very calmly gives me the number, her address, credit card info and then hangs up.)
HealthSome of you know others often ask, why im gone most the time from here. I own and drive a semi for a living. In the past few months i have been deathly ill, thought i was getting over it but in the recent 2 days i took another turn for the worse, My left eye is swelled up again. i am having trouble breathing. so back to the doc on monday for more test. I dont want yall to worry it aint a situation of life or death, just wish some days it would take me on, I hurt so damn much and have lost another 35 pounds, Im 6'4 and look like im from ethiopia. Just wanted to let all my close and not so close friends know what was up. I will keep updating as much as i can. doc is gonna put me on another med on monday so we will see how it works. till the next time May peace be with you all. Ryan
Just StuffWell, a dear old friend of mine invited me to Fubar!! I already have a myspace and facebook...however, I always found Facebook to be a little boring because you can't decorate it. Myspace is fun because you can!
I'm now finding more and more stuff I can do on fubar...including the decorating!! And the 24 hour "bouncers" who answer any an all questions that we have to get us through the learning process!! I love that!! Myspace doesn't have anything like that!!
Sharry, if you read this, thanks for inviting me to Fubar!!! It should prove to be fun and a good way for us to be in touch!!
100408 Homer SimpsonSon, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
No Drama PolicyAs some of U know, I don't come here for any reason other than to "Let my hair down"
The ppl, that I choose to add/fan/ and add to my family, are either real life rfiends, ppl that I share common interest w/. Or ppl that have a positive impact on me during my time here.
I don't disclose a lot about me in my "About me ". I figure if Ur that interested, you will ask.
However, being that this is an adult site, I kid myslef in thinking that it would be DRAMA free. Not true.
So, a quick outline on my policy on DRAMA, for those of you who don't know me in person.
#1. I have zero tolerance for it.
#2. If you bring it in any form (My shout box) included. You will be deleted & blocked.
faster than you can say sorry !
#3. If you bring Drama to anyone in my family list or friends. you will be deleted.
Thank you, Have a nice day.
Now can we all play nice?
Thank you
Pizza?We Love You Too
Florida, USA | Pizzeria
(It was literally 3 minutes before closing time, and someone called us.)
Drunk Customer: “Ehhhhhh hello?”
Me: “Sir, we are at closing time.”
Drunk Customer: “Oh… well, can I have a large cheese pizza and a cheeseburger?”
Me: “Sir, it is closing time. We’re done for the day. And we don’t serve burgers.”
Drunk Customer: “Okay, can you just…uuuhhhhh…make me a pizza really fast then?”
Me: “Sir, I’m sorry, but we’re closing.”
Drunk Customer: “COME ON! IT’S 10 PM, I’M HUNGRY, AND ALL I WANT IS A PIZZA!”
Me: “Sir, it’s 10:01. We are closed.”
Drunk Customer: *unusually calm* “Okay…I’ll go to McDonald’s.”
Me: “Good night, sir.”
Drunk Customer: “Good night…I love you…” *hangs up*
(Quite frankly, it made my day.)
Pigskin Pussy Playoffs!Hey, Brent Musburger!!? If I Want Pussy, I'll Go to John Madden!!
I was thinking…How about starting my own Fantasy Football League?
One where the football, instead of "pigskin" is made of cat skin, and will now be called, a "Pussy."
And…
Where the touchdown, is now referred to as, a "Blowjob."
In my world, this would be much better…
Just think of the scintillating and titillating commentary we would have while listening to Mayonnaise Mouth John Madden, when the football is now called a "pussy" and the touchdown is now called a "blowjob."
I can hear Madden saying, "The key to this game comes down to which team controls the line of scrimmage and doesn't turnover the pussy."
Of course, weather always plays a factor when playing in the National Pussy League. Madden might speak this gem on some December Sunday when the Colts are playing the Bills in Buffalo…
"Y'know folks, you are going to be seeing Peyton Manning wiping his hands on center, Jeff Saturday's ass al
Kiss Me, Sux Me, Bail Me OutFreddie Mac is depositing cum stained cash into Fannie Mae's pecuniary pussy.
AIG is teabaggin' the Lehman Brothers…
And all of this financial fucking is gonna be funded by the U.S. government.
Or, in other words, YOU and I will be shelling out 1 TRILLION dollars so that a select few could delight in a phantasmagorical orgy of financial free love.
Well, Treasury Secretary Paulson, President Bushtard, and members of the House and Senate…
The Lex-inator is horny as hell, and he wants some financial fellatio of his own.
I want a government bailout as well, dammit!!
In order to expedite the alleviation of my swollen monetary nutsack, I have run the numbers for you so that you can get me off quickly.
My Son…Look at him. He's Sad. Wanna help me turn his frown upside down? Here's how.
He needs support from me for the next four years. Total Cost? $36,000.
Oh Hell, he's a great kid and he does have a Birthday coming up…let's make it an even 40K.
He has also
Sick Of ItI'm done, I've had enough; love is an sick and elusive figment of the imagination that I will never find and nor will it ever find me. Quite frankly, I think that I'm probably better off alone; because it seems that whenever I get set in a "relationship" I always leave a path of destruction behind me.
It is getting to the point where I can no longer repair the emotional pain or damage that I have set upon myself. I am just gonna let life go on without me trying to find a significant other, because they tend to waste my physical and mental time.
This Was A Hoot The First Time AroundREPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS!
LET THE FUN BEGIN........
1.Your Name:
2.Age:
3.Favorite position:
4.Do you think I'm cute?
5.Would you have sex with me?.
6.Lights on or off?
7.Would you have to be drunk?
8.Would you take a shower with me?
9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10.Would you leave after or stay the night?
11.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12.Condom or skin?
13.Have sex on the first date?
14.Would you kiss me during sex?
15.Do you think I would be good in bed?
16.Would you use me as a booty call?
17.Can I use you as a booty call?
18.Can we take pictures of the act?
19.How long would we have sex?
20.Would you tell your friends about me?
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Adding A Playlist To A Profile In 5 Easy StepsThis tutorial will help you to add a playlist to your profile in 5 easy steps. KEEP IN MIND, THE TRACKZ PLAYLIST WILL NOT WORK ON ALL HOMEPAGE STYLES. I suggest using the "Old & Janky" homepage style.
If you already have a playlist code, go directly to STEP 2.*
1: Get your playlist code. If you don't have a playlist, you need to create one. The 2 most popular sites to create a playlist are "playlist.com" and Imeem", but almost any playlist will work as long as it provides an embed code. If you want to use playlist.com or Imeem, click one of the following links to go to the one of your choice:
playlist.com or Imeem
If you use playlist.com, click "My Playlists", choose the playlist you want to use, then click "share". Configure your player as you like it, then click "Get Code" and copy that code.
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2: When you have your playlist code, hover your cursor over "MY" in the black toolbar and click "Trackz" in the drop down box.
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3: If you don't want the songs already on there,
I'm Backto all my friends and fans i'm back online and just wanted to say hi
Fu-slaves Auction ResultsFU-SLAVES FOR SALE!!!
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CONGRATS!
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The Perfect ManTHE PERFECT MAN...LOL..
*This photo posted is worth a thousand words.....YA THINK..????
*Someone who will want to lie in bed awake all day on Saturday.
*Someone who will offer to dry my mom's dishes.
*Someone who will dance in the rain with me.
*Someone who will read poetry or sing to me outloud.
*Someone who won't be afraid to argue with me,and say he is sorry if he is wrong.
*Someone who will accept my apology when I am wrong,which could be alot.
*Someone who will still hold my hand,even when we are 80.
*Someone who expects to find imperfections,and would have me no other way.
*Someone to help cook,clean,do laundry,and is proud to have me on his arm in public.
*Someone who will love and respect me no matter what.
*Physical Traits: Georgeous eyes,Strong hands,Mesmerizing smile,Firm,Attractive butt,Good posture,Cute nose,Smells good,and Muscles....( Lots of them )
*Personality Traits: Smarter than a doorknob.
Romantic,Honest,Passionate,Loyal.
WkndSoo, my weekend was just grand.
I came in to work just to realize that it was 40 degrees in the lobby, and I had no sweater or gloves. Which made me one unhappy lil foxx. I spent the whole night shivering and running to the bathroom to wash my hands and face in hot water to keep warm.
Then an annoying pimp lookin preacher from Louisiana started chatting my ear off. Fortunately I could only understand about 5% of his gibberish, so nodding my head and saying "Amen" every 5 seconds really helped. He was fuckin nasty, in his 50s, hat and a suit, and diamond earrings. ANd now I'm gettin sick from freezin my ass off all night. Fun!
I hate Fridays so so much
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Please tell ten friends to tell ten today!
The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals..It takes less than a minute (How about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free.
This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com
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Life...We all travel day to day through this crazy thing called life. We have ups and we have downs. Sometimes the ups make having the downs more bearable. Sometimes the ups are so good that when the downs come back, it's horribly painful. I think all any of us want is to be happy. I know that's all I want and I know most everyone I know that's all they want too. Occasionally you meet someone who has an instant impact on your life and your out look. Sometimes those people will walk back out again as fast as they came in. We never really know how things will go or how things will turn out. I'm having one of those weeks where I met someone truly amazing....it terrifies me, yet at the same time it makes me deliriously happy. Why can't anything in life ever be simple? I guess we wouldn't learn the lessons we need to learn if it was. I don't usually deal really well with the whole "just go with it, see what happens" outlook on life. I do try...honestly...but I guess my real problem with that is th
The Missing Sippy Cups And Other StoriesThere was another title I really wanted to use today, something Sarah said on her way up to the bowling alley where the family gathers on Saturday morning to watch their children (in the case of Margaret, Allan, and Malesa), cousins (ditto Josceline, Sarah, and Jeffrey), grandchildren (ditto Robert and Sharon), or nieces and nephews (ditto M, A, and M above with Martha, Mary, and me) in their bowling leagues. As we pulled through the parking lot for Minot State University’s stadium next to its summer theater on the way to North Hill Bowl, she piped up from the back seat “almost get to bowling”.
I only don’t include that because I’m spacing on the exact words. Our daughter’s gotten very articulate, especially when she sees someone getting into others’ space. “Jeffrey’s on my potty chair”; “I’m going to help my daddy”; “That’s Daddy’s coffee” (this one when Mary brewed some coffee from one of those hotel packets she pilfered – yeah, like no one else does – when she was out of town
Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Porn Magazine Stash 3.1, Drunken Boys Night Out at a Strip Club 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program.
Can you please help me!!!???
Thanks,
A TROUBLED USER
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This is a very common problem men complain a
ContestI just entered a comment bombing contest starting at 10 am fu-time on October 4, 2008. There is no time limit, only the first contestant to reach 60,000 comments. Here are the rules! Make sure you follow them or I can get disqualified.
Comment Bombing A Must! Self Bombing Too! No Scripting! This Contest Has Monitors Watching And If Someone Is Caught Running Script, The One Being Bombed Will Be Disqualified! My Page Is Set To Everyone, so rate, fan and add me.
Please go add him ASAP and then you can help me out!
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Mottos To Work By:Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
Plagiarism saves time.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the ex
BumsTwo out of work bums from Dublin hitched a lift to London and were dropped off in a red-light district.
Almost immediately a street girl approached them and said...
"Hi, would either of you like a hand job?"
The bums shook their heads and said, "No thanks."
Five minutes later another street girl approached and said...
"Hey... would either of you guys like a blow job?"
The bums shook their heads and said, "No thanks, its ok."
After the girl left, one of the bums turned to his friend and said...
"We'd better get back to Dublin...
we've only been here 15 minutes and we've been offered two jobs already!"
Wrong, But You Gotta Laugh!Some Nuns are waiting at the pearly gates to enter heaven...
St. Peter is stood there holding a bowl of Holy Water.
As the first Nun approaches St. Peter says... "Sister, have you ever had contact with a man’s penis?"
The sister blushes and replies... "I once looked at one St. Peter" she said.
St. Peter says... "Rinse your eyes in this bowl of Holy Water and then enter sister."
So she does.
The second Nun approaches and St. Peter says... “Have you ever had contact with a man’s penis sister?”
She answers... "Yes St Peter, I once touched a man’s penis."
St. Peter says... "Wash your hands in this bowl of Holy Water and then enter sister."
So she does.
Then there’s a scuffling at the back of the queue...
"Now, now, what’s going on back there?" shouts St. Peter.
"Well if this is how it works" shouts back Sister Agnes...
"I want to rinse my mouth out before Sister Catherine has to stick her backside in there!"
Auto 11sI HAVE THEM WANT THOSE POINTS RATE ME BEFOR ITS DONE LATER TONIGHT!
L-o-v-eL-O-V-ETAKE THIS SURVEY!
L is for the way you look at me...
The kind of person youre first attracted to.american
Do you believe in love at first sight?yes sometimes
How do you show someone you are interested?flirt
Is there such thing as a perfect relationship?no
How do you know when someone thinks youre attractive?dunno
How do you know its right?dunno
Could you date someone who has been only your friend for a long time?no
What do you wear to attract the opposite sex?clothes
What makes someone sexy?eyes
Are you uncomfortable staring in to someones eyes who likes you?yes
Do you come across as confident, sexy, friendly, subtle, or innocent?neither
When someone catches your eye, do you try to make eye contact or avoid it?avoid it
Your favorite colors of eyes in the opposite sex:blue or brown
What makes you sexy?my leg(!)
O is for the only one I see...
Describe your signifcant other or crush.buff
When are you the most happy in a relationship?at the beginning
Do you believ
Ha!Little Red Riding Hood is out walking in the forest when up pops the big bad wolf...
"Can I feel your tits?" he asks... "No way!" replies Little Red Riding Hood lifting up her skirt...
"Just eat me like it says in the book!"
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Taxes!What Happened?
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways to tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know that you won't be done till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax; it’s time to apply the inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivabl
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10-110 to 1 of My WorldTAKE THIS SURVEY!
TEN HOW'S:
How did you get one of your scars?being drunk
How did you celebrate your last birthday?going out for a meal
How are you feeling at this moment?bored
How did your night go last night?boring
How did you do in high school?ok
How did you get the shirt you're wearing?wouldnt you like to know
How often do you see ur best friend?quite a lot
How much money did you spend last month?not a lot
How old do you want to be when you get married?been there done that not in a hurry to repeat
How old will you be at your next birthday?41
NINE WHAT'S:
Your mothers name?joan
What did you do last weekend?same as this weekedn
What is the most important part of your life?living
What would you rather be doing?living
What did you last cry over?pain
What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?a lot
What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?personality
What are you worried about?my leg
What did you have for break
About A Year OldThere were 39 combat related killings in Iraq during the month of January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war torn country of Iraq. When some claim President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following:
FDR...led us into World War II. Germany never attacked us; Japan did.
From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost -- an average of 112,500 per year.
Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost -- an average of 18,334 per year.
John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost -- an average of 5,800 per year.
Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent, Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did no
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This Kids' Goin' Somewhere...A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store closed, the boss came down to see how things went.
"How many sales did you make today?"
The young man replied without hesitating, "One."
The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid said, "$101,237.64."
The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!"
The kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and
Danger!!!A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good time
Always Think Things Through...Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 if you let me have sex with you.. The girl said, "NO"
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $2000, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened......
She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
Join My New Train- Ride The Wind-updated 10/05HEAD IN THE CLOUDS?
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"Riding the Wind" or "Ride like the Wind"
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I will make you a thank you tag & add you to the flight list...
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DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request.
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Wonderful Trip On CyprusBy September 14 to 20 I had a wonderful bisiness trip on Cyprus. Have been a lot times in Larnaka
(Lordos Beach Hotel) and Nicosia. There are wonderful people, great sea, nice swimming pools of my hotel and great old stylish streets of beach Larnaka. I LOVE Cyprus and cypriots. All cypriots ARE WELCOME to my life and my heart.
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Ever Wonder What You'll Be Like When Your Say 80???Ever wonder what you'll be like when your say 80???
I look @ my mom and dad,I think about my grandparents,I watch elderly when i'm out & about & think hhhmmmm..Will I be like the flamboyant woman wearing bright colors and lipstick and calling people Dahling??? or will I be the crabby bitchy old lady who cusses @ everyone? will I be the lady who counts every step she makes & talks to herself? or think i'm a little girl again? or worse yet will I be bedridden & have to be fed & diapered by someone? My dad's a big flirt/player/joker but also one who thinks he has everything wrong with him.My mom is a bible thumper who passes judgement on everyone & is loud and mean!
Ever wonder how you'll be? What are your parents like? grandparents?
Guns In The U.s.a.By Danny Boes
NATIONAL SECURITY: Speaking from a military perspective, the most difficult thing in the world to do is to try to capture a city where there is someone with a gun in every structure. This style of warfare can be called "attrition". The campaign is very costly in all resources (time, food, fuel, ammunition, and soldier’s lives) and is avoided at all costs by those who wage war. After all, the object of war is to gain more resources than you lose, not to break even.
In war, just like business, for it to be successful, it must also be profitable. The point here is that a city can deter an invasion by simply having its citizen population armed. A disarmed population is the first morsel of temptation necessary to get an aggressor nation calculating its ability to take over the weaker, unarmed country. This deterrent to capture saves the lives of every citizen in the country. Some may think, "We live in a modern society, the capturing of countries doesn't take place any
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10-4-08 55th EntryI've been getting so many people asking me what the band is etc I figured I'd go ahead and re-explain it in here. Please realize that I'm using my own terms for things and go with what I've researched and been told by surgeon. Different doctors may do things differently. You'll have to talk to your doctors for better information on what they do when etc etc etc. What I put is just a simple guide as well as showing what I have been through.
Basically the band is kind of like a C clamp that goes around the top part of the tummy. There is a pouch type thing that lines the inside. As the band is sitting on top of stomach, a small portion of the tummy is folded over the band to hold it in place. Now the folding over part I've seen in some sites but not others. The inside of the "clamp" is lined and there is a line that runs from it to the skin. The portal as its called, sits under the skin (you can't see it but you can feel it when you tense tummy muscles). After surgery, you w
Medical Friends Please HelpI wish I could have been wrong/medical staff friends plz read
I truly love my first former in-laws. But golly they are the worst people to have a medical conversation with! I now know for certain how bad things are with my first ex-hubby. The one who is in Ben Taub.
His father - who was always respectful of me [which is more then I could say about how he often treated his own children] - is not a man of many of words. He's generally a quiet sit back and wait to interject in a conversation when you least expect it with something interesting. Anyhow, he's gotten really old recently and I could actually hear it in his voice.
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
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Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man with one chopstick goes hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by QANTAS pilots and the corrective action recorded by mechanics.
BTW- Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
P= relates the Problem the pilots entered in the log;
S= describes the Corrective Action taken by the engineers and mechanics.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks
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Bad First Date...A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he would like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, a
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Showing Me The Way!Right from the start when we
first ment each
other all
I could do was think about what we
said to each other
when we
first
looked into each others eyes.
It was like a feeling that touched
my very heart,
soul, &
spirit.
If the man upstairs was on my side by
showing me the way
to your love,
I would have to give him
all the thanks
in the
world.
Showing Me The Way
to your sweet
love,
is the greatest gift that the man upstairs
could ever give me.
Just the thought of it alone
of us being
together,
I could never ask for anything more
than the love
we share.
Getting chills down my spine
everytime
when
i'm thinking of that day that we ment
& the days that
we get
to
spend together.
I cherish all the moments that
we get to share
with
each other.
Thanks to the man upstairs for
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my life.
But now I see with my own eyes
that the love I
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Now Recruiting...A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there is a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which person would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her.” The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" “ Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."
So they brought
Morning AfterMorning After
Alas, twenty-to-seven
Awakened, the morning light.
Sheets, alcohol stained – rendered sweat,
Last night’s snow, the purest of white.
Passions spent, last evening’s game,
Emotions rent – cold breath, no respite
Intimate touch? Not the same,
Each life’s individual – right?
Last night’s intent, softly
Traverse your downy path.
Defiling your sanctuary
Unintentional, yet invasive wrath.
Silent fears,
Sleepiness washed away,
Costly fears,
Of what we dread each day.
No more the rest
Of peaceful breath to share.
Bed sheets stressed
As we portend to care
poet
PassionAs you enter you say I cannot touch.
Naked with your hands and mouth all over me.
Wanting to touch you has never been this much.
I am in ectasy from what I feel and see.
Our passion consumes us making it hard to restrain.
My head is filling with fantasies for us to do.
I am overwhelmed and my resistance is pain.
Our lips now meet as I expose you too.
I worship your body and cannot get enough.
We come closer with a connection thats true.
I realize why you did this even though it was tough.
You made me want you more than I have ever wanted you
When I Close My EyesI close my eyes to imagine
The touch of your hand
I want you so badly
Cant you understand
I feel my fingers slide
They caresse my naked skin
My thoughts are with you
And they are filled with sin
Thinking of the distance
When will you be here
Dream of you closer
And of you beeing near
Still with my eyes closed
I kindly bite my lips
Wish that this was your hands
Caressing the skin on my hips
If you where on top of me
I would feel you breathe
And i wouldnt need to guide you
You would take the lead
A moan escapes my mouth
And it makes me open my eyes
In my dream you where just here
But that was just lies
You are still so far
So i turn into hide
Im going back to dreams
Where i got you by my side
Moon LightSleepless night
wandering clouds
moonlight on the wall
buried dreams of night
smiles and soft whispers
"Come to me my love..!"
Soft warm hands
going up my thigh
warm waves through
my hot and bothered body
your presence everywhere
driving me insane
Indicative gaze
lips half open
waiting for your kisses
it is hard to resist you
escape your love
I surrender
Your hands hold my wrists
press my body down on floor
your fingers opening my buttons
yours lips biting my neck
my doubts are resolved
this never-ending night
Look Into My EyesJust look into my eyes
and tell me what you see
and if you know me well enough
you'll see you're the only one for me
If you put your head to my chest
and tell me what you hear
you'd hear my heart beating way too fast
and it's just because you're near
Baby, just touch my soft body's skin
then tell me what you feel
you'd feel the heat, burning like flames
you'd feel I want you for real
Like a volcano, erupting with pleasure
when your hands find mine
when your fingers glide down my back
and run it up and down my spine
together we will go to that place,
wehere you and I can be alone
to that world of passion and desire
where your mind will be blown
Just close your eyes, just give in to me
and I'll give you what you need
i want you near, I want you here
I want you to feel all my heat
Follow Me Into The DarkFollow me into the dark, so we can be alone.
Don't speak ; just listen. Let my feelings be shown.
I want you to know, you are my everything.
Words can't describe these thoughts. Oh where do I begin?
Come a little closer, this is something you need to hear.
Nights are like days, when you are not near.
And I hate being away from you. You give me such pride.
Baby, you are the one, and in you I confide.
Take my hand, I want to feel your embrace.
Together now, you and I ; there's no better place.
I feel the butterflies ; they're creeping up my spine.
Stay with me here. Please be forever mine.
'Cause no other could love you, quite like I do.
You stick in my mind, and help me pass the day through.
Just remember baby, I will never let you down.
To me you're a king, and you deserve the crown.
You stole my heart, and I don't want it back.
Keep good care of it. Oh please don't let it crack.
I know the feeling, and it hurts so much.
But I learned to forget, and it helped
Kiss MeKiss me on the neck...
let me know im yours...
touch me in places ive never been touched before...
give me safety...warmth and pleasure...
i want to take this love to the deepest measure....
being agressive...yet so sweet....
pulling me close...letting me know your mine to keep...
kissing my lips....and exploring my body...
ive never felt anything so daring...
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your hands tighten on my waist...as i feel a drop of sweat...
i know this is something ill never forget....
you tell me you love me as i feel a slight push...
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pressing so tightly....i finally let go...
you hold me close....reminding me you love me...
bodies sweaty...naked...and close....my eyes drop..
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How Long Should I WaitFor how long must I wait to be in your arms.
An hour? A day? A week?
I shall wait for how ever long it takes.
I'm not a very patient person, you know that.
But for you I will wait a lifetime for,
Without a word, just the reward of your heart at the end.
To have your heart in the grasp of my hands,
I would keep it safe, protected from all who cause pain.
Never again will pain be painted across your face.
Never again will you shed another tear.
For I will protect you, my body as your shield.
I love you more than these words can say,
And i will always love you even past my dying day.
Listen to my words and embrace them, they are of truth.
You are my everything my body, my mind., my soul
And most of all my love.
Going Out On A Weekend...ok so yea I'm going out for a drink wtih my friend. since i don't know how he really really feels i've decided not to give a shit.
I'm going to wear my club dress, it's in my album. and something to cover it.
what do you think?
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Brief History Of Salem Witch Trials From SmithsonianHistory & Archaeology A Brief History of the Salem Witch Trials
One town's strange journey from paranoia to pardon
By Jess Blumberg
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What Kind Of Change Are We Looking For?TO ALL MY FRIENDS....LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE........FYI only.
George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years. The first six the economy was fine.
A little over one year ago:
1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;
3) the unemployment rate was 4.5%.
4) the DOW JONES hit a record high--14,000 +
5) American's were buying new cars, taking cruises, vacations overseas, living large!...
But American's wanted 'CHANGE'! So, in 2006 they voted in a Democratic Congress and yes--we got 'CHANGE' all right. In the PAST YEAR:
1) Consumer confidence has plummeted ;
2) Gasoline is now over $4 a gallon & climbing!;
3) Unemployment is up to 5.5% (a 10% increase);
4) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $12 TRILLION DOLLARS and prices still dropping;
5) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.
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$2.5 TRILLION DOLLARS HAS EVAPORATED FROM THEIR
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There are 7 girls in a bus.
Each girl has 7 backpacks.
In each backpack, there are 7 big cats.
For every big cat there are 7 little cats.
Question: How many legs are there in the bus?
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Random ThoughtsI'm so tired of fighting over the ex-factor. My ex & I spent a little over a year together (4 months of it fun, the rest, miserable). And it has taken since last October for me to be able to talk to him, without being filled with hate. And for me that's a rather big deal...but the best part is knowing that we were never right for each other, & that the past is irrelevant. This goes not only for my ex... but for others ex's as well. Some people need to be left in the past forever. While I understand some circumstances are different...Some things that people have done/said are unforgiveable, & should they ever be so lucky as to have my forgiveness, I will do my best to forget them & my best to never forget just how wrong they truly did me. I would honestly never wish bad things upon them, but I certainly will not wish them well.
I recently just enrolled in a Medical Records/Coding course online. I think this is one of the best decisions I have made in regards to a career in a really
10-4-08/thank YouI just wanted to thank EVERYONE who helped me get spotlight. There are so many of you that did that I cant name you all, but you should know who you are! So thank you thank you thank you!!!!
I May Be Losing Internet, But Plz Help Me Win This!These Contestants Are Going To Need Your Help In Winning! There Is Only One Winner! The First To Reach 60,000 Comments Win! The Contest Starts Saturday, Oct. 4th At 10AM PT And There Is No Time Limit On This Contest, But The First To Reach 60,000 Comments Ends The Contest! Here's What They Win!
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BUSTERXXOO
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All About ShuggaTHE SUGAR IN ME
Sugar is sweet but so is thee the one and only me. I bring happiness every where I go, I try to go out my way for people no matter what, I put others before me even though I’m in need first. One thing is for certain I’m defiantly not the granulated sugar you all know so well but I touch peoples hearts and souls every where I go this is truly me and that’s the way its going to be I’ll never change this about me If I have a problem with someone I’ll just walk away never to be seen again and one would think I disappeared off the face of the earth when that happens you can bet no more shugga for you and you better hope you find someone just as sweet as me cause there really is none other than me.
CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY SHUGGA
13 Yrs Later...http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081004/ap_on_re_us/oj_simpson
Simpson convicted of robbing memorabilia dealers By LINDA DEUTSCH, AP Special Correspondent
2 hours, 22 minutes ago
Thirteen years to the day after being acquitted of killing his wife and her friend in Los Angeles, O.J. Simpson was found guilty of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room.
The 61-year-old former football star was convicted of all 12 counts late Friday after jurors deliberated for more than 13 hours. He released a heavy sigh as the charges were read and was immediately taken into custody.
Simpson, who went from American sports idol to celebrity-in-exile after his murder acquittal, could spend the rest of his life in prison.
His attorney said he would appeal.
Many people considered the four-week trial justice delayed. Simpson was cleared in 1995 of murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman, in one of the most sensational
The Things That Will Come......This house is so unfamiliar. Edges of my vision blurred into a darkened bronze haze. Death is in this house. The world outside is gone for now, yet I can hear its frozen silence. The air is so dry; I feel my throat crave any kind of moisture. It could not have rained here for ages.
In the confusing haze and darkness, I find myself momentarily amazed at how perceptive your auditory senses enhance. As I hear my grandmother whom I survived for more than a decade, sing lightly the songs she would play on her piano, to lull me to peaceful slumber when I was a child and ill.
My feet are so heavy. Slow is the way up the stairs. It is as though I am willed up the flight, with two different levels consciousness warring inside my heart. One wrestling with my body to wake up, this has to be a dream, and there is no way it can end well. The other warmed by Mary’s songs, tears flow harder with each step. When I bump into a table or nightstand of some kind, which seems to have no b
The Fair Penis ActThe fair penis act is a list of descriptive guidelines for good penis handling.
An effective penis pic should represent the whole penis and not just the tip and should be in color if at all possible
The penis is not be put in a choke hold when having it’s picture taken. An erect penis (without the chokehold) is a wonderful penis.
The penis shall not be represented by stoking a woman in a pic without a condom
The penis shall be licked and sucked feverishly all the time
Video of penis self-manipulation is widely accepted and very much welcomed
The penis shall not be flaunted unless there is something to flaunt
When revealing the penis, there must be intent for use!
A man shall not grab his crotch holding his penis in public, unless he is in an underground club and can’t contain “Big Willy”
The tip of the penis is most important. Attention must be paid to the tip of the penis with a kiss and a lick.
Before applying the condom, warming liquid (safe for latex)
SmilesWhen u r in an good mood u usuall end up smiling all the time .When u r not u are usually down all the time and u don't feel like doing anything at all for that day u know.But smiles are always great and enjoy to see them on every one on nice days.
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