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Card Readings, Dream Meanings And Palm Readings
Hi. Ive just opened my new web site online. WWW.LIFESMYSTERIESTAROT.COM If anyone is interrested in having their tarot cards read. I provide useful and insightful advice and readings. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me.
Girl Posts Nude Pics, Is Charged With Kid Porn
updated 3:01 a.m. HT, Fri., March. 27, 2009 TRENTON, N.J. - A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted. The case comes as prosecutors nationwide pursue child pornography cases resulting from kids sending nude photos to one another over cell phones and e-mail. Legal experts, though, could not recall another case of a child porn charge resulting from a teen's posting to a social networking site. MySpace would not comment on the New Jersey investigation, but the News Corp.-owned company has a team that reviews its network for inappropriate images. The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children tipped off a state task force, which alerted the Passaic County Sheriff's Office.
Cuz Im Sure You're Just Dying To Know
1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be? eh... my preference dont matter 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Dont they hire retarded people to take care of that? 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? listener 4. Do you take compliments well? not really, I have a hard time believing things like that 5. Do you play Sudoku? If I wanted to torment my mind, Id try to figure women out, not some puzzle 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? yup, without a doubt 7. Do you like to ride horses? Havent been on a horse since I was 10 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Day camp, not the away for weeks kind 9. What was your favorite game as a kid? I honestly dont remember 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it? why not, thats all that ever seems to be interested in me anyways, is women in some sort of a relationship 12. Could y
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I Melt With You - Modern English
Here are the lyrics...great song...I love 80's music!! lol... I Melt With You - Modern English Moving forward using all my breath Making love to you was never second best I saw the world thrashing all around your face Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace I'll stop the world and melt with you You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time There's nothing you and I won't do I'll stop the world and melt with you (You should know better) Dream of better lives the kind which never hate (You should see why) Dropped in the state of imaginary grace (You should know better) I made a pilgrimage to save this humans race (You should see why) What I'm comprehending a race that long gone bye (I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time (Let's stop the world) There's nothing you and I won't do (Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt
~disclaimer~ I have decided to write about some sexual adventures and/or fantasies. Don't read if you're a prude or don't wanna think of me that way This one is pretty tame as it talks about a very sheltered 20 year old and a first experience. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She was working a summer job to earn money for clothes and fun stuff when she went back to college in the fall. There was a stockboy there (over 18 you pervs), quite taken by her, yet too immature to express himself, so he resorted to flirting via shooting rubber bands at her and following her around. His older cousin worked at the store as well, in customer service, working much more closely with her. She was not used to male attention. Yet in this place, she was interacting with men on her own for perhaps the first time in her life. Many of them flirted - she was flustered, and flattered. She was no longer a virgin, but full of wonder and excited to try new things, new people. She'd always loved m
Worth A Read....
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte, Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value . Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem . Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital . One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. LouisAssociation for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet .. Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? . . What do you see? What are you thinking . . . . . when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, .. . . not very wise, Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . . with faraway eyes?
Finding Your True Love On Fubar
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Wf Window
she had wildflowers in her hair and a look in her eyes like she just didn't care i took another look and saw so much more as her soul's window widened she opened up the door i knew she was the one and i knew she was my amore i knew she was the one why did i have to be so wrong to be so sure
Member Of The Week! Show Them Love!
Starting Monday March 30th we started Member of the week! I will post that person's link in this blog. I expect everyone to show them love! I will also make them #1 friend too! I will also make them a pimpout bully! I will NOT PICK someone that doesn't participate in the group and keep up with what's going on either! It will be someone that helps the group out and others. :) Just keep that in mind for the future! :) THE VMV MEMBER OF THE WEEK FOR April 27th-May 3rd is: Woodie@ fubar
I Am Home
here is a update i am home now i have a cute little baby boy i named him blake richard waters he was 8bls and 10oz 20inches he is doing well since we are home now i will get some pics up when i get my cam up and going and i hope i can get online more but since i still have staples in me right now i cant sit at the computer that long and i have to get them out well half of them out next week and the other half another week that what the doc siad since this is my 4th c-seation well i am off of here i will be back on when i can and thanks everyone
Life's Challanges
As i stated in a previous blog, i am 37 yrs old and almost legally deaf. This comes from listening to rock and heavy metal growing up with blasting headphones, and dangerous careers involving firearms as an adult.. Well as of next week i will be getting hearing aides for both ears. IM not quite sure what to think of this yet, but i know i need them. It will be interesting to hear everything that is said again and be able to make out the words!
Major Virus
BIG VIRUS COMING! PLEASE READ & FORWARD! Hi All, I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus! I checked Snopes (URL above, and it is for real! Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS! You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK,' regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,' even though sent to you by a friend, do not open it! S
Man Caught In Vacuum Sex Act
Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days 29-year-old pleads no contest to indecent exposure after car wash incident SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month. Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment. ------------------------------------------- HAHAHAHAHAHAH, I don't even know what to say to this XD.
Super Sonic Hearing!!!
(THE ABOVE VIDEO IS A SPOOF ON THE REAL COMMERCIAL; which comes on right about the time the ExtenZe commercial does... hmmm, a link between small dicks and the need to eavesdrop) Ever see the commercial where the bikini clad woman is wandering down the beach with a SUPER SONIC HEARING ENHANCER stuck in her ear, and she hears two other women talking, one saying to the other WOW SHE HAS A GREAT BODY, I WISH I LOOKED LIKE HER!!!!! Or the neighbor named Phil sitting on his porch and he hears the neighbors from four houses down saying with great admiration - I LOVE WHAT PHIL HAS DONE TO HIS FLOWER GARDEN!!!! As if that would really happen, were you to decide to invest in a device that is clearly made to invade the privacy of others. More likely you would be overhearing - OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT WOMAN THAT JUST PASSED!!! I SWEAR I SAW JUNGLE VINES, SHE DEFINATELY NEEDS A BRAZILIAN - WAX!!! And then what are you going to do - turn around, throw your SUPER SONIC HEARING ENHANCER
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Enslave Your Slut~ Part4
Master informed me that He would begin my training now so that i would learn how to pleasure Him or be punished if i did not perform as expected. He instructed me to remain naked and on the bed while He was gone to his seminar. Standing there like an idiot, i did not move fast enough, in fact not at all. The next thing i knew was His hand landing on my ass. The sting brought tears to my eyes and then He told me again to undress. Quickly, i removed all of my clothes and sat on the bed. He grabbed hold of my upper arms and pulled me to Him, kissing me deeply. Then He walked over to the closet and pulled out a bag i did not remember seeing before now. He removed something and walked back over to me and instructed me to lay spread eagle on the bed which i did without hesitation. The thought of my ass being spanked again did not thrill me so of course i complied. The next thing i knew my right wrist was tied to the headboard. i started to fight this but the pain to my ass from His hand,
Enslave Your Slut~ Part3
The phone rang and I could not pick it up fast enough. It was him. He told me to arrange time off the first part of February and I was to meet him at the Don Cesar Hotel in St. Petersburg Beach. Did he actually order me? Even more absurd is the fact that all I could say was to affirm the fact I would do so and without question. My whole body was tingling with excitement and the possibility that I would finally be able to let loose the darker side of my sexuality. He told me he would call to let me know the particulars. He would be attending seminars sponsored by his company and so I would be alone part of the time. He called and told me to be there at 14:00. I asked what type of clothing to bring and he replied, "Casual," he then informed me he would be inspecting my choices of clothing. I felt very nervous but aroused. The time came to pack for the week. What should I bring? Some things were obvious. I only wear thigh highs or stockings with a garter belt, thong panties, or none
Enslave Your Slut~ Part2
I realize now that part of my enslavement has always been within me, waiting for the right person to be my Master and release me from within the confines that society had placed. I have searched for 42 years to find my Master, the one to unlock my inner most fantasies. Master had been searching for 46 years until he found the perfect slut slave for himself. Part of my transition into becoming his, is how he penetrates my thoughts, body and soul. I feel his power, control and passion. I, in turn, love him with every fiber of my being, living to please him and gain his approval. I do not have to be in charge now and I am grateful to him. I crave his touch, control and love. I can feel him with me everywhere I go, smell his sensuousness and hear his intoxicating voice. My senses are heightened when I am alone and I long to hear from my Master, to know what I am to do to please him. Command me, I am yours. He did not call me, so I will go home now since it is so late. I do not even reme
Enslave Your Slut~ Part1
I am 42, President and CEO for the company that I am employed by, well built and sexually frustrated. I am the one that everyone looks to for control and being in charge of everything. Unfortunately this has carried over into the bedroom for my whole life. I have always dreamed of a man with power over me but I had resigned myself to the fact that he does not exist, at least not for me. I was soon to find out that I was so very wrong. In fact, he was far beyond any fantasies I had thought of but dared not share with anyone. The employees are paid, on average, 15% more than others in the same field in this area. They have been complaining about wanting a retirement plan which I had kept a stiff NO on, telling them to budget better. After two years of nagging, I finally gave in and asked one of our wealthier clients his thoughts about which way to go. He gave me the name of a Broker/Financial Planner that had done extremely well for him. He gave me his name and said that he would call
Friends Please Read/good Bye
I am deleting most, probably almost all of my photos and probably change my icon pic also, but I will still keep my account here for now. Just wanted to let you know.... I will still check in from time to time mainly to keep in touch with some friends.... But, I have become dismayed by fubar's drama, and greed. Please keep in touch as will I If you are interested in keeping contact with me, then please send me a message or leave me a comment in this blog and I will send you my email addy I have found a treasure in you as a friend and hope to keep contact somehow, some way.... Big Hugs to you, Tori
OMG the drama here is rediculous. Are we over the age of 18 or not? I mean come on people it's the freaking internet. I could care less if you rate me a 1 or a 11. People get so pissy on here and don't know when to shut their mouths. Geez go live your life
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Friends With Beanefits
Is there any woman on fubar from the albany ny region interested in being friends with benefits
Love, Out The Window...
Hell, we all want that warm feeling. We all want to think of someone during the day, and know they're thinking of us. We all want to look forward to seeing someone at the end of the day or the week. We all want to have someone to think of instead of our daily issues. We all build that special "other" up, just to become numb of our own life. ... But when it comes down to it, we have to stand on our own. We have to recognize our strengths. We have to recognize our weaknesess. We have to recognize our SELF. ... Whoever you think loves you, throw it out the window... ...see what returns.
The air conditioner is running. It's too warm for the sheet. I kick it off and cold air rushes my warm, moist skin. It comes to life and my sensitive peaks tighten. I catch my lower lip with my teeth. I gently bite and release. A sweet bead of sweat glides down my neck. My fingers stop it's journey, redirecting it. Lightly grazing across my chest and down between my ample breasts. The soft skin of my wrist brushes the puckered flesh, teasing it. My back arches and a gasp escapes my lips. I close my eyes and my head rolls back. My palm moves, cupping the tight skin. It's twin is found and my fingers lightly pull at it's tip. I shift my hips as my mind tells me I'm no longer alone. He is above me. It's his hands caressing. His mouth softly sucking. His teeth nipping and biting. Fingers slide down my body and find my core. They press against it's heat as if holding it in. My hips rise, aching to be closer. My lips are parted, a finger probing.
I'm emo today. I'm thinking about cutting. I don't even know why. I should be in a good mood. The sun is shining for the first day in a week. It's Friday and I'm home alone now until Sunday. All I really feel like doing is popping some pain killers and passing out. *sigh* Anyone have any funny jokes to snap me out of this weird funk? oh yeah, check it...back to Woo
Erotic Moment
You open the door and step through. The candles on the nightstands are lit, they offer up their fragrance to us. Just a hint of Jasmine and Rose, nothing overpowering, but enough to awaken the senses. Soft music is playing softly in the background, the notes wafting upon the air and curling around you. The drapes are drawn, but billow from the slight breeze coming in from outside. You look over to the corner and see the candlelight dancing in the full length mirror. You eyes return to the bed and you see that the comforter is turned down, the crisp sheets revealed and inviting. Your eyes move to me as I stand beside the bed in my short pink velvet robe, a smile spreads across your face, matching the one on mine. You turn and close the door quietly and walk to me. You stand before me and I tremble slightly as you lean down to kiss me. Our lips meet gently and my mouth opens slightly to welcome your warm, probing tongue. You take me into your arms and hold me close to you as our tongu
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher instructs the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the story by telling what was the moral of that story. The next day Billy tells his story: "My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke ... So he killed the last ten with his bare hands" Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story? Billy replies: "Yeah ... Don't mess with my dad when he's been drinking" Today's Joke made ME snicker but - I think it's geared more for the
Ensign: A Pressing, Praying Need
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 27 March 2009 RIVER REACHES RECORD HIGH IN FARGO, REGION BRACES [Fargo is 5 1/2 hours southeast of me on the Minnesota line; here in Minot snow and water's piling up too. Please pray with and for us who pray and must act! -- David] By NATE JENKINS and DAVE KOLPACK, 7 mins ago [about 11:22 AM CST -- David] FARGO, N.D. The rising Red River broke a 112-year record early Friday and breached one of the dikes fortifying the city, but the mayor pledged to "go down swinging" as he called for more evacuations and additional National Guard troops to prevent a devastating flood. The river swelled to 40.32 feet more than 22 feet above flood stage and inches more than the previous high water mark of 40.1 feet set in 1897
Toads What
EAT A LIVE TOAD IN THE MORNING AND NOTHING WORSE CAN HAPPEN TO YA ALL DAY.... Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter" ok now u have some eroneous shit to think about-- keep the cheer ya'll
Southern Speak: A Tutorial
what does southern speak mean figured for all u northeners who dont have a clue as to what ur southern buds r saying -- id give yall a few pointers................. Southern Saying: Like a chicken with your head cut off Translation: Confusion Usage: That boy was running around like a chicken with his head cut off! Southern Saying: Butter my biscuit Translation: Isn't that something! Usage: Well butter my biscuit! Southern Saying: Speckled pup in a red wagon Translation: Reference to being cute or precious. Usage: That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon. Southern Saying: Two goats in a pepper patch. Translation: That's some hot stuff. Usage: It's hotter out here than two goats in a pepper patch Southern Saying: Snowball's chance in hell. Translation: Not a very likely occurrence. Usage: You ain't got a snow ball's chance in hell of gittin' that girl. Southern Saying: Argue with a fence post. Translation: Stubborness Usage:
Sex Survey
sex survey Are you daring enough to answer this and send it back ? Name: Age: Would you have sex with me? What positions would you want to be in? Would you give me oral pleasure? Would you have hard pounding sex, make love, or mix it up? Would you have sex with me the first night we met? Would you give me a naked pic? Would you do me in a hot steamy shower? Would you let me handcuff or tie you to the bed? Would you join me in a 3-some? What is it about me that makes you want to have sex with me? Would you talk dirty to me while we had sex? Where would you like to be when we have sex? Would you have sex with me in front of other people? Would you have multiple sex sessions with me in the same night? Would you have sex with me in the rain, letting me bend you over the hood of a car? Would you mind if we got nasty and dirty like in a porno? Would you have phone sex with me? Phone number? Would you have sex with me once and then leave me the next day? Would you tell
Poem Dreaming
I Can Feel You... You're far away, but, I can feel you. You exist in my every breath, in every beat of my heart, adding a spectacular sizzle in all the right places. Even when I close my eyes, I see your face and feel the fire of your caress. Your presence is a tangible thing... yet as hard to grasp as the air. I reach for you, but you elude me. Still, I can feel you; the softness of a petal, a warm wind on my cheek, a ray in my vision, a distant light that ever draws me near.
For My Kids
My daughter, my love my life, my misery my joy, my pain my eternal flame my sweet adoration My walking straight ahead. My everglowing light, my falling star, my sensless caress, my inner battle my most precious gift, my treasure, my warmth To you i leave you the message the poem of love my daughter, my image my hope of living"
Several people have written to me, intrigued by my travels, and wondering how it's possible to do it, how one can afford multiple trips to relatively far-flung places. I am by no means a travel expert, but here's my response. Travel to Central America is ridiculously inexpensive right now - particularly to Belize. You can fly from Cleveland to Belize City and back for as little as $347 - your dates are limited, but that's for a 14-day trip, I believe. At those prices, it's hard to justify travel in the US. (Particularly when hotel prices in Belize, Honduras, and Guatemala are wonderfully low - I usually stay in rooms that cost about $15-20 or per night. My favorite is on Caye Caulker, Belize - you can rent a small, stand-alone cabin, right on the beach, for $20 a night.) Food, particularly in Honduras and Guatemala, is quite inexpensive, especially if you stick to local food vendors - which makes for much better food. Even in Belize, which has relatively high food prices, you can f
I Will be leaving for a few days and will not be on here..I am sending all my loves to all my friends and family..I have not forgotten you I have been busy with some family issues and I have also been sick. I will be gone from March 27th to April 4th. I hope everyone a wonderful nine days....So if you are trying to get ahold of me or wondering why I havent hit your page these are the reasons. I have had alot of stress and need to get away for few days. So leave me lots of loves and messages and I will promise to return it all when I get back. Lots of loves to Wholly Larlos and Ms. Bad Kitty..take good care of my Damen.. And to Benjamin...catch up with me soon.. KORY
"i Love Oral" Does Not Translate To "i Want To Suck Your Cock"
I Love Oral! I know that I must have said those three words at least a million times,but those three words are frequently misunderstood. When I say I love oral,I mean that I love giving & receiving it.I am not sure that I enjoy one more than the other... It is a true pleasure to give & receive at the same time. Over time I have cum to realize that when a woman says, "I love oral"that some men interpret it as "I love sucking cock". Why is it that some men don't like to lick pussy? Do they think it is nasty? Are they afraid of getting wet? Do they not realize the pleasure that gives to a woman? You don't have to answer all of those questions (unless you want to), but tell me... Do you enjoy licking pussy? A woman can tell the difference between a man who does it because he feels as if he has to & a man who really loves it. But in the same breathe I do love to just please a man and watch him squirm under my breathe,but both can be totaaly fucking awesome..
Bonds Of Passion
How I so desire to entwine my legs around you, just as our souls entwine and spiral like thousands of twinkling diamond stars. How I ache to feel you deep within me, one with me and my heart, our bodies finally merged as are our souls and intoxicate on the blend of our essences creating a unique perfume. Heady and sweet. Oh, to feel your weight upon me, I, deliciously impaled immobile - to feel the force of loving thrusts each urgency climbing higher. To visualize it, is almost ecstasy - the moment of ultimate trust between such souls as you and I. How I long for that sacred moment when with throbbing pulses ours, I hold my breath to savour your gift of the purest of you, your essence. The ultimate blissful pleasure! I would hold you captive with my most intimate muscles until every pearl of 'you' was mine, greedily treasured, precious jewel. I would kiss away your tears of joy, as my own wash my eyes wi
The Devil Inside
- Insecurity - It rules most, heart and head. Some so much it dictates who they let in and out of their life. Don't get me wrong, I have my insecurity issues, but you'd never know it. I don't make them public. That kinda stuff is private. It shows your weak side. It also makes you bitter and hateful if you allow it :/ My insecurities were 100x's worse growing up. I was painfully shy (yes, can you believe that!) Also add the pressure of being a minority to the pile, but I never fully understood it. Why was I so insecure? Why did I worry about other people's opinions? Where does this irrational fear come from?? As I've matured, I've given up trying to understand it. (Word of the day: Mature) The fear has dissipated and I've come to grips with my shortcomings. THIS IS ME Like it, love it or fuckin leave it. I'm not gonna worry about so and so, who he's talking to, what they're doing, what she's saying, what they're wearing, how much money I'm not making..
[are You Wicked?]
gather we will each in search of a thrill a reason for feeling the needing to kill to stop whats happening to silence the screams to not be afraid to sleep and dream to feel in control and to take it all back to fall into peace as the sky turns to black hope you got what you wanted this wonderful wish to kill everyday until nothing exists in the world but you your the last one alive but with no conflict to confront with there be a reason to survive? will the anger just die or will you kill that as well? as you sit all alone in your personal hell... to wish i could kill everything
A Womans Attempt At Beauty
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, > > painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. > > > > My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, and > > play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my > > > > mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of > > the medicine > > cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. > > > > It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you > > just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them > > > > apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair > > right off.... > > No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? > > > > I mean, I'm not a Genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure > > > > this out. > > > > (YA THIN
Graduation I'm in there at 6 mins and 30 seconds.
At Home
While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking. He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we home-schooled them. With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband is the sole breadwinner for our family. I said, "No, I also work ... out of our home." Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned that his daughter had just had a baby, and he wondered what hospital our son was born in. "He was born at home," I answered. The man looked at me, then said, "Wow, you don't get out much, do you?"
What Do They Use It For..
Greetings Neighbors: I have to ask this of myself and all the other folks, but it seems that many use this device as way to further their advertisement for 'luv' on their page and/or anyone associated with them. Am I wrong? My impression was that the blog is here for people to express themselves or laya few blurts about yourself or what may be going on in your life? Well, too each his or her own. Meanwhile, I have a question that I hope to get comments to- are we fubars trying harder to make friends (real friends as can get online) or just looking to score points? Why, because the yadlow wants to know and knowing is half the battle. Until later, Peace
I Dont Understand Some Guys On Here
I have people that will email for a while and then they just stop talkin to me or one was talkin to me and then just said I am goign to block u and rerated me a 1 why do people have to be so mean for no reason I might not get right at you cuz I get busy with my lil girl but I will get back to you I am very nice person and I know this is just the internet but I still have a heart and feelings so if you going to be a mean person dont be my friend please!!!
everything by lifehouse Find me here, speak to me I want to feel you, I need to hear you You are the light that's leading me to the place Where I find peace again You are the strength that keeps me walking You are the hope that keeps me trusting You are the life to my soul You are my purpose You're everything And how can I stand here with you And not be moved by you Would you tell me how could it be any better than this You calm the storms and you give me rest You hold me in your hands You won't let me fall You still my heart and you take my breath away Would you take me in, take me deeper now And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you Would you tell me how could it be any better than this And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you Would you tell me how could it be any better than this Cause you're all I want, you're all I need You're everything, everything You're all I want You're all I need
Dogs, Breakfast And Poop
great fuckin title huh? not one fuck or cunt in there, the lack of sleep is getting to me. i took in another hound, a 4 year old male yellow lab. a rescue dog. he was living on someones second story apartment patio for 4 months waiting for his owner to come back and get him he`s a great dog, housebroken, affectionate and and very well mannered. of course with being around new dogs and change of diet he developed a severe case of the runs. have him on white rice and boiled chicken breast for the second day. i can tell it`s working. he was farting every 5 minutes and it smelled like it came from the devils own ass,that is clearing up and he hasn`t squirted all over the yard since last evening. the only problem is he is worse than any puppy or the other rescues i`ve had as far as his neediness.will not let me out of his sight. he woke me up at least 6 times just to rub his neck for a minute and then he would lay back down and snooze out again. any ideas on how to get a little bit
well hello to all my friends i love my life and i wanted to thank u for making it a great one
In 2000 I lost my mother to brain and colon cancer and a week after my mothers passing I lost my father to pancreatic cancer. Now I am losing friends on here to cancer and I am so sick of losing people to this disease This awful disease has taken so many people from us, but there are amazing stories of hope, of support, of bravery and best of all, of triumph. This is for the people we've lost to the battle, the people still fighting the battle and for those who have proven victorious in the battle. LIVESTRONG Flickr 2007 To learn more about LIVESTRONG Flickr 2007 and/or to post the image to your own stream in a show of support, go here: LIVESTRONG Flickr 2007
Must Read!!!
What most of you don't know about me is that I am a photographer. I've done commissioned work as well as non-commissioned work. I have also had my photographs stolen and had the person that stole them claim the photos as their own. Being a photographer one of the things you learn about is copyright laws. There are people here on fubar that are stealing people's photos and claiming its them in the photograph. What you don't think about is that its ILLEGAL. Should the owner of the copyright discover that you've stolen the photos you COULD be sued for copyright infringement. This is from "Uploading or downloading works protected by copyright without the authority of the copyright owner is an infringement of the copyright owner's exclusive rights of reproduction and/or distribution. Anyone found to have infringed a copyrighted work may be liable for statutory damages up to $30,000 for each work infringed and, if willful infringement is proven by the copyright owner, that
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine messages recorded and verified by the World famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers: 1.) My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished washing dishes. 2.) A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message. 3.) Hi, this is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. 4.) Hi. Now you say something. 5.) Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep. 6.) Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you? 7.) Hello! If you leave a message, I"ll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I'll
Gotta Git This Done Today Please!!
Dan Seals
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Dan Seals, who was England Dan in the pop duo England Dan and John Ford Coley and later had a successful country career, has died of complications from cancer. He was 61. Longtime manager Tony Gottlieb said Seals, diagnosed with lymphoma two years ago, died Wednesday night at his daughter's home in Nashville. With England Dan and John Ford Coley, Seals had hits including "I'd Really Like to See You Tonight" and "Nights Are Forever," both in 1976. His country hits in the '80s and '90s included "Bop," "You Still Move Me," "Love on Arrival," and a duet with Marie Osmond, "Meet Me in Montana." "I've loved to play and sing from the moment I knew what it was," he told The Associated Press in 1992. Seals, who is survived by his wife and four children, was in hospice care when he died. "He was very positive," said Gottlieb, Seals' manager for about 30 years. "He participated in several clinical trials to assist with research on this type of lymphoma.
Who - W A S - Y O U R - L A S T
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Sasquatch [2] You were in the car with? My kids [3] Went to the mall with? My kids [4] Person you talked on the phone with? Anthony aka 4TNINER [5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar? Sasquatch T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your fu-family? True Q: Been searched By Cops? False Q: Been suspended from school? False Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? False Q: Have shaved your head? False Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? True Q: Shot a gun? False Q: Donated Blood? True WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? drink [2] Be serious or be funny? Funny [3] Go to the beach or mountain
* Cherrybomb Is Hosting Hh Saturday At 1 Pm Fu Time! *
The one and only Cherrybomb is hosting a Happy Hour Saturday at 1:00 PM FU time! ~ Cherrybomb ~ Click On Any Of Claire's HOT Pictures And Rate, Rate, Rate! Show Cherrybomb LOTS of Love with Lots of profile and picture rates! ~ Cherrybomb ~ Cherrybomb will have AUTO 11s running so get your 60 points per picture rate! Come On FU!!! Let's Keep Cherrybomb Red! Spank Her During Her Happy Hour And All Day Long! ~ Cherrybomb While you are at it, check out the hottest new lounge! This public service announcement brought to you by:
~ I Want You Now~
I want you now, I don't want to wait My soul has yearned, my heart has ached My body is numb, waiting for your touch For you are the one it wants so much My lips are cold, wanting to taste Everything you are, can not be replaced My eyes are closed, wishing to behold The beauty that you are waiting to unfold Holding my breathe, eager for your scent Every moment without you is pure torment The sweetest song sounds nothing to me Only your voice can set me free From these chains that bind, keeping me lifeless and still You are the only one I'm anxious to feel I have waited so long, I've wanted forever You are the one I've longed to endeavor Soon you'll be near, soon is to long If patience is a virtue, I want to be wrong I'll make you mine, I'll make you need Soon you will know how it feels to be me ~W.H.~ ~2009~
Update In My Life...
My phone is back on and I'm staying on a friend's couch for now. My laptop still hasn't been fixed, so no internet unless here at work or at the library. For those who have my number, feel free to call/text if you like. I miss you all! Marc
Jesus 666 Disrespecting Me And Calling Me A C-u-n-t
What do you think about this or how it should have been handled and yes i did block him cuz he went into the lounge. He called me a fuckin C-U-N-T.. how would i should have behaved heh? plus he broke a few rules. i dont allow others to call me anything that can be used as Hatred, it pisses me off. oh and if your wondering this is how i get OVER stuff... by doing this. Next person that does this shit, im reporten EVERYONE, from the 1st to the last! have a nice fuxin day! Btw please note the reason why he went into the lounge in the 1st place is because i BLOCKED HIM. think about it. He has been blocked... ->ڶesus 666 ...: i think your an asshole that the fact that you have a problem with how i do things to my own profile. and i have enough... bye..... ڶesus 666 ...: lol no, you have a problem with me thinking it was funny that you typed out a 10 page letter explaining why you had nothing to say? ->ڶesus 666 ...: you have a problem with me doing my profile the
MẶt TrẬn
I.Nh nước lun l kẻ mạnh, nhưng sức mạnh ấy l của nhn dn, l quyền lực của nhn dn khi nh nước ấy thật sự l “của dn, do dn, v dn”!. Php luật nh nước l cng cụ hợp php, cng khai cho quyền lực nh nước trong quản l x hộI; đảm bảo quyền dn chủ, bnh đẳng của mọi cng dn trước php luật . Nhn dn l nền tảng cng l của x hội. Khi Luật php nh nước khng cn l cng l; nh nước chiếm đoạt quyền lực dn trao; lợi dụng cc cng cụ luật php để thống trị, thao tng, bất chấp mọi thủ đoạn để chống lại nhn dn. Nh nước ấy &
Quay ĐẦu L BỜ
I. 1.Từ ngy Đảng CSVN thnh lập ( 1930) đến nay, chủ nghĩa x hội, chủ nghĩa cộng sản vẫn lun l mục tiu cao nhất. Mục tiu ấy trung thnh với tuyn ngn Đảng CS ”.. giai cấp v sản mỗi nước trước hết phải ginh lấy chnh quyền, phải tự vươn ln thnh giai cấp dn tộc, phải tự mnh ginh dn tộc”( Tuyn ngn Đảng CS). Để “ginh lấy dn tộc ”, đảng CS bẳng nhiều sch lược, thủ đọan chnh trị vận động, tổ chức, nhn dn “đả Thực, bi Phong”, đnh Php, đuổi Nhật, xa chế độ Phong kiến ở Việt Nam. Đảng CS lấ
Whoo Hoo Jr Nation
Lets go racing boys, I'm looking for a very exciting race this weekend alot of crazy driving, enjoy from nascar buddy chevypj
11's And Bombs!
> > I will be activating an auto 11 today @2:00pm EDT (11:00am Futime)!!!!! It will run until Saturday, March 15, 2009, 2:00pm EDT (11:00am PDT)!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! P.S., I will also be returning some "bomb" love to peeps, going all the way back to the beginning of March. So, my SB will be off so I can concentrate on hitting as many of them as possible!
Giai CẤp TƯ SẢn ĐỎ V NỀn TẢng Cng Cng
I. 1.L “đội tiền phong của giai cấp cng nhn”, đảng CSVN lấy lin minh cng - nng lm ”nền tảng”, lực lượng chủ lực của cch mạng. Từng thời kỳ, ty theo “nhiệm vụ cch mạng” m ”nền tảng” ấy được đảng lấy thm lin minh - ”binh” hoặc “tr” . “Tr’ trước đy l đối tượng số một của “cch mạng”, đối tượng hng đầu m đảng CS ” đo tận gốc, trốc tận rễ”!. Giai cấp cng nhn số lượng khng lớn, ra đời cng với chnh sch khai thc thuộc địa của thực dn Php Cng v Nng l h
Moar Irc Funniness
Verifying gender is very important on IRC. * Nickthebass imagines wyorancher in a pair of daisy duke shorts, checked shirt tied under her breasts and a pair of cowboy boots * Nickthebass bites His lip again and almost draws blood [wyorancher] except the part of me being male.... [Dagorath] ahahahaha Then of course, in an effort to Not Be Gay[tm], the involved parties MUST jest. Especially if it makes it worse. * Nickthebass collapses into a fit of laughing [Nickthebass] ooooooooooooooooooooh shit * wyorancher can't figure that my name is all that feminine * Nickthebass has a one track mind [TheKillingMoon] it's not [TheKillingMoon] but my god, those eyelashes and and the heels * wyorancher flutters my brown eye [wyorancher] eyes* BAHAHAHHAHAHA! Ah, typos.
Master Calls~
"Hi Kitten. What are you wearing now?" She could feel the heat rushing to her face as she squirmed in her chair feeling the desire building in her. The funny thing was she hadn't realized how much she missed him to until just then. "Well let's see today I'm wearing black jeans with a green camisole and boots." "Ah babe you know just how to get to me." As always he was warm and soft yet so powerful. "Come on now tell me everything." Before she knew what she was doing she was telling him everything. Starting with the jeans she was wearing and how they fit tight in all the right places. She told him how they clung just right to her hips showing off her ass. Then describing the camisole she had on that was daringly low exposing her cleavage. She told him that she wasn't wearing a bra and how her pierced nipples were poking at the fabric. "Oh my dirty little slut." he said openly thrilled by her revelations. "Touch yourself for me." "I can't do that what if Missa comes in." "
Grand Opening
Glitter Graphics Okay, so I created a Gay lounge today. No frills atm but I will add content as time allows. But, I will need YOUR help in getting it going!! Any and all suggestions will be taken under consideration. Hell, I may even ask you o be part of the staff! Please help me get The Den off the ground and make it the first and benchmark fo Gay/Lesbian/Bi lounges in the FuBar community! Glitter Graphics
So Pissed Off!!!!
I trigger the stupid spamfilter all the time sending this messages , so I`m putting it here insted .... WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!!!
Can I Have Your ##?????
Name: Number: text messaging (yes or no): picture messaging (yes or no): I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. Repost as: Can i have your #
Another Survey! Yay!
69 confession questionsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey 1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?no one 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?usually 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?listener 4. Do you take compliments well?not at all 5. Do you play Sudoku?I hate it 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?yup 7. Do you like to ride horses?no, I hate horses 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?yes 9. What was your favorite game as a kid?Spin the Bottle 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?yeah, why not 12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?no, I never had dates 13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?as long as its not Muslim 14. Use three words to describe yourself?to be pursued 15. Do any songs make you cry?vicious, intelligent, hotheaded 16. Are you continuing your education?nope 17. Do you know how to sh
She moves like she dont care. Smooth as silk, cool as air. Ooh, it makes you wanna cry. She doesnt know your name and your heart beats like a subway train. Ooh, it makes you wanna die. Ooh, dont you wanna take her? Wanna make her all your own? Maria. Youve gotta see her! Go insane and out of your mind. Medina. Ave maria. A million and one candlelights. Ive seen this thing before. In my best friend and the boy next door. Fool for love and fool of fire. Wont come in from the rain. Sees oceans running down the drain. Blue as ice and desire. Dont you wanna make her? Ooh, dont you wanna take her home? Maria. Youve gotta see her! Go insane and out of your mind. Regina. Ave maria. A million and one candlelights. Ooh, dont you wanna break her? Ooh, dont you wanna take her home? She walks like she dont care. You wanna take her everywhere. Ooh, it makes you wanna cry. Shes like a millionaire. Walking on imported air. Ooh, it makes you w
Auction For 1 Credit Bird Bling
Starting today I am accepting Bids for a 1 Credit *Bird Bling, Auction will end on April 1st, 2009 @ 1:00pm (Fubar time) ~~Click here to Bid~~ *If you don't want the Bird Bling, you can get a different 1 Credit Bling* Psst... If you're reading this would you Please be a Great Friend & Rate this pic for me, TYSM!! XOXOXOXO
Pointless Myspace Survey
Back to Back RandomnessTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey What do you consider some perks of being your gender?everything Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it?nopes What occupation do you find sexy?proctologist Would you ever get your nipples pierced?nopes What is your LEAST favorite type of alcohol?vodka Did you ever have tea parties when you were younger?nopes Have you ever shaved someone before?nopes Do you know anyone personally who is terminally ill?knew, before she died What is your favorite line from a movie?blah blah blah Would you rather be the opposite sex?sometimes Do you like spending time with your parents?sorta What would you do if you saw a guy hit a girl?shake his hand Have you ever gambled?sorta What would you NEVER name one of your children?Boris What is the coolest restaurant you've ever been to?Klas Do you have any analog clocks in your house?nope What do you do with clothes you've outgrown or don't want anymore?stash them in my cl
Crawling In My Skin
Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface Consuming/confusing This lack of self-control I fear is never ending Controlling/I can't seem To find myself again My walls are closing in (Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take) I've felt this way before So insecure Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me Distracting/reacting Against my will I stand beside my own reflection It`s haunting how I can't seem... To find myself again My walls are closing in (Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take) I've felt this way before So insecure Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real Crawling in
just posted some new NSFW pix, feel free to peep em,rate em, and commenter em if u want
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.
Green Eyes
Never in all my life have i seen such beautiful eyes a power is held within their depth that holds me I try to see, i want so much to find the whys i know that somewhere deep inside there is a key. Your gaze is such a tender loving honest stare yet hides so much of pain and past betrayal I wonder just how to prove i really care your eyes have seen so much i know they see it all. i'm lost in love each time i catch your gaze but you know that much is in my mind Under your watchful eyes i feel in a daze your look makes me contemplate mankind. Your green eyes are so sincere they cannot hide a thing in honesty i read your mind as you read mine one look from your green eyes makes me want to sing yet dont please pretend that things are fine. Your eyelids opening start a tale that i can read a chapter of a book is opened with each look A story there is inside, one i have to heed Your green eyes do hold me like a hook.
Creation Versus Evolution
To those of you that know me and know what I do for a living, this Blog may not come as a suprise. However, to those that do not know, I am a molecular biologist working on my PhD. Within the scientific community, religion is not typically discussed (unless you're praying about an experiment to work. haahah). It is typical for most scientists to question creationism, and I myself am one of those people. And as a man of science I search out answers to questions that are unknown. Not only do i question creationism, I also question the validity of the Theory of Evolution. So first, my beliefs at the moment: 1. I do believe in God, and i do belive in eternal salvation once you've trusted in Him. 2. I support the ideas of Biological/geographical/social evolution. The reason of this blog is to see what others think and/or whether this can lead to a CIVIL conversation. Can Creationism and Evolution exist in the same context. i.e. Could the 7 days of creation be thro
F****** Gov't
so this is a bitch, i get a physical done and take one of my last pt tests and they tell me that i am still "combat effective". my right knee isnt even mine! so instead of pulling everyone out like out dumbass president said....we are sending more people in, ME being one of them. yeah you read it right. the fuckers gave me orders for mid june to redeploy into afghanistan. so when doe this "CHANGE" that he promised us start? all i am seeing is the same old bullshit that washington has been feeding us for years.
The Time Has Come To Say Goodbye ...
I know I wrote a blog about a week ago saying I would be leaving when my vip ran out on the 7th April, but I have decided the time has come now to go ..... I hope no-one feels badly about me for I never wanted to hurt any of my friends, but as a lot of you already know I havent been happy on here for a long while. Ive covered a lot of this in past blogs so those that are true friends will already know the reasons why I came to this decision so I wont bore you with it. I guess some may be a little taken by surprise that I have brought the date forward but I really cant see any point in putting off the inevitable. I have happy memories of fubar, from meeting Porl whos my soul mate, my best friend, my rock, gush gush lol ... to meeting other fubar friends, I could list each and everyone of you that has enriched my life by sharing your lives with me ... and mine with you (but if I did that my blog would go on for days lol) .... we have shared happy times and sad times ... as we
Funny Dialogue Between Disney Characters
I did this in a creative writing class. The concept is as follows: Cinderella divorced the Prince and then started dating the Big Bad Wolf. The Wolf cheated on her with Little Red Riding Hood. Now hes trying to win Cinderella back. [Wolf stumbles inside in the dark; light flickers on]. Cinderella: Hello there, Wolf. Wolf: Jesus, you scared me! Why were you sitting in the dark anyway? Cinderella: Ive been waiting for you. Where were you? Wolf: I wasout. Cinderella: And when you say out, you mean? Wolf: uh, out. Walking in the woods. Cinderella: You mean prowling in the woods. I know where you were! Mim told me. Wolf: (to himself) Ill have a talk with that mangy Mim later. (to Cinderella) Come on, Cindy baby, you know I love you. Cinderella: If you really loved me, you wouldnt have been out with that girl who calls herself Little Red Riding Hood. Wolf: Cindy, I didnt mean to, she tricked me. Cinderella: And how did she trick you? W
Real Life Story...
I still swear real life stories are the best Let me share what just happened to me I like Danish with my coffee. Princess and I buy Entenmannss often Well I just went in to get a piece and noticed Princess already opened the box cause I saw the knife on top of the cake. I open the box. Not sure if you notice, or care, but the ends of the Danish normally do not have filling, it is more the middle that has the good stuff. Princess is nearly 60yrs old. Yet when she does lil girl stuff it cracks me up Do you think she took the first piece? You know, from the very end in? Nope She went right to the good stuff, and cut out a center piece I have NEVER seen anyone do that my whole life Yet it cracked me up As I sit here with my coffee, typing and eating the end of the coffee cake she SHOULD HAVE HAD herself
Prisoner Of Room 238
[I wrote this in a creative writing class, and it's adapted from Neil Simon's "The Prisoner of Second Avenue."] [Melissa is pacing around the room, frantically.] Dan: Melissa, whats the matter? Melissa: Whats the matter? Whats the matter?? Ive been kidnapped, thats whats the matter! Dan: [confused] Kidnapped? Melissa: Yes, kidnapped! People came and took me out of my house. Ive been kidnapped! [starts to cry] Dan: Sweetie, calm down, please. Melissa: No, dammit, I will not calm down! Dan: Melissa, you really need to calm down. Why do you think you were kidnapped? Melissa: I was sitting in the living room watching TV when a bunch of men in white suits came and took me away! Dan: A bunch of men came and took you away just like that, huh? Melissa: What do you think? I called them up and said I live at 123 Woodland Avenue, come take me away? I was kidnapped! Dan: Melissa, its going to be okay. Im sure they did it for a good reaso
When I was a child, I dreamt of what I could do. Id stand outside On a clear spring afternoon, Waiting to catch a butterfly on my tongue. I always wanted to catch a rainbow. Id sit on the floor, Talking to inanimate objects, Hoping they were actually listening. I always wanted to advise a balloon. Id sit in front of the fireplace, Consuming the warmth. And be comforted by the crackling sounds. I always wanted to breathe fire. Dreams are tricks, That play on a childs mind. For one feels he or she can do no wrong. One day I tested that theory out. I wanted to know I could eat that bullet. When I was a child, I dreamt of what I could do. But now I will never have those dreams come true.
Poor Wanderer
Poor wanderer, said the leaden sky, How you go on, by and by. For you do not know which way to go. My, how you travel on so. For I replied to the leaden sky, You are correct, I cannot lie. I do not know which way to go If I go the wrong way, please tell me so. My child, lie down and look up at me, For I am dark and heavy, cant you see? Come, child, lie down, at any rate, It is now time for you to accept your fate. So I did as I was told to do, And lay down beneath that leaden sky. I accept my fate, for this is true, And I now I must bid this world good-bye.
How In The Hell?
A 7-month-old boy left overnight inside the family car in North Texas was found dead on Wednesday morning, Cedar Hill police said. The child was left in his car seat after his mother picked up her three children from day care, reported. Laheather Wilson, 35, told police she went outside before 6 a.m. Wednesday and found her son unresponsive. Wilson was charged with injury to a child and was being held at the Dallas County Jail Wednesday night. It was not immediately known whether she had an attorney. The Dallas County Medical Examiner has not released a cause of death. The overnight low recorded at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport was 50 degrees. Wilson's two other sons are now in the care of Child Protective Services. Click here for more on this story from The Associated Press contributed to this report. What I want to know is how in the hell could you forget to take your child out of the car and how could you not realize that yo
Help With Leveling
Want To Know Why?
last night I had a date. Nice guy, attractive, kinda my type. So why didn't he get lucky? Maybe it was because I was in the mood to be taken,possessed, owned, made to know who I belong to. Now don't get me wrong... no means no, and I love to make love and be treated gently and so sweetly. It's just that sometimes I need to be dominated, to feel a strong hand around my ankle dragging me across the bed, whispering in my ear that I belong to him as he spanks me I love the feel of a strong body trapping me, holding me down his hand wrapped in my hair as he takes me, making sure that I know that I belong to him. sigh...
Take Away My Single Life
I need a commitment Because I'm tired of moving around From this woman to that woman With no reason to settle down Some people say that I'm too particular And that I carry too much pride But I'm only looking for a real woman That's going to make me satisfied I need the type of woman That takes pride in her real hair And when we lay down at night Her pretty eyes will still be there I don't need the type of woman that's always holding out her hands With payday being the only day That she claims me as her man I want a woman that's in my arms This day well so as the next So that I can have positive feelings At any time when we have sex There's no need for a woman to be my girlfriend If she's not fit to be my wife And until a woman takes me that serious I will remain living a single life
Fu Marriage
So...who wants to be my FU-wife, I'm just to shy to ask others... *sadface*
Just A Thought!
Life is serious it's self, from Jan thru Dec so do not worry about those things you can not change. It's like playing cards. Once you are dealt a hand and your highest card is a ten you are doing the best with the hand you were dealt. As time goes on you will have a better hand. As life is so very short I tend to be on the silly side most of the time.
Don't Miss This Saturday
The one and only Cherrybomb is hosting a Happy Hour Saturday at 1:00 PM FU time! ~ Cherrybomb ~ Click On Any Of Claire's HOT Pictures And Rate, Rate, Rate! Show Cherrybomb LOTS of Love with Lots of profile and picture rates! ~ Cherrybomb ~ Cherrybomb will have AUTO 11s running so get your 60 points per picture rate! Come On FU!!! Let's Keep Cherrybomb Red! Spank Her During Her Happy Hour And All Day Long! ~ Cherrybomb While you are at it, check out the hottest new lounge! This public service announcement brought to you by:
Oh Wtf?
Your Result: Ghandi Ghandi_profile In your past life you were Ghandi. In this life you continue to have a strong resolve, are steadfast in your beliefs, very patriotic, moral, and caring.
Too Early 4 This Shit!!!!!!!!
It is 7am and I've barely taken my morning piss and already there is drama. How can people piss me off so early in the morning???? Why do you have to use MY car to drop your kids off b/c you let your dirty assed boyfriend take yours to work? WHY? I don't give a damn if he is giving you money. YOU HAVE CHILDREN! THEY COME FIRST! If he stayed his smelly ass in his smelly barracks room that Uncle Sam provides for him, you getting up to take him to work at 4am would not be an issue! Why does he even spend the night over here when he has to be to work so fucking early? Why is he over here in front of your kids? Why did you lie and say he wasn't allowed here anymore b/c it was upsetting your daughter? You are the stupidest most selfish bitch ever and you will rot in hell for how poorly you treat your children. You'd better pray they are forgiving souls that will not hold what you do against you when your dumb ass is old and feeble. If you were my mother you'd be drinking Shug Avery pee on th
What About Ur Friends
I think people, in general, are way overrated. Trying to make relationships work is draining. Coddling nonsense and bullshit. Holding your tongue so as not to hurt feelings. Dealing with drama and theatrics when you'd rather not. All in the name of maintaining relationships and friendships. I think I'm done. I'm tired and I am done. As much shit as I talk, I'm a softy. I let people walk all over me just to avoid conflict. I hate confrontation. I will let a wrong bitch be wrong, act wrong, and do me wrong and for what? To avoid conflict with someone that will get their ass on their back and go off on me in an instant over something small and stupid? Yeah I'm done. I am tired of having so-called friends. Fairweather bitches. They want you to say what they want to hear. They want you to do what they want to do. As soon as you don't, they wanna take their toys and go home. Well fine then, GO. I am way sick of this shit. Like seriously. Sitting here upset b/c a selfish spoiled brat w
Daddy, How Was I Born?
Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Fubar. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down...You'll love this .... 'You got Male!'
Two Trees And The Woodpecker
 Two trees and a woodpecker it is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'
I was told the most amazing thing a few days ago by my 3 year old... "Cheese comes from crackers." I looked at him and said "what?" and he said it again. I then told him.."no it doesn't". His answer? "Uhh, yeah. That's why they call it Cheez-its"There ya you can be smart
Wanna Own Me? Here It Is! Heres the link to my first auction offer, Check it out and see if u want me!
Strange Sex Laws
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And t
The Jaguar
i have a 1987 jaguar and if anyone knows where i can get it customize please tell me...
there is not a decent one among you all. Im fed up of being lied to, and treated like a fucking door mat. Im not here to do as your bidding, nor wait on you hand and foot. I have a life, and its mine. Not yours to control. Im not you physical or emotional punch bag. Im not something you can pick up and use. Why isnt there a bloke who could possibly accept me for who i am? Not try and turn me into his fucking mother...
My Name
According to some online thingy, my name (Natasha) means: You want excitement in life. Lack of which makes you bored to death. But you pretend to be very docile, pure and guileless. This is just a faade as you are no shy fool. Mood swings are very common in you. In fact you are unpredictable in nature. In reality you are fiery tempered but you suppress your emotions. You are even quite condemnatory.
The Misery Of My Dying Heart...
The Misery Of My Dying Heart not even a new love could ever resurrect this cold hearted soul; that lives in pain everyday looking through nothing but the shattered glass as the rain continues to drop down deeper and deeper until his unwanted pulse is coughing up blood again and now that the candle is lit to perfection and ready to drip the thoughts of loneliness away; I sit back with a glass of Whiskey and begin to slip into an unconsciousness as all those wasted out prayers I've prayed over the years seem to get more silent from me and I've come to a point where my lack of faith does me no good anymore; just as wishing on empty promises left themselves to fly back to Heaven where I truly don't belong; the misery of my dying heart is now left for dead before the clouds come up again so now the non existent flowers begin to rise over my own grave and I wait for my own fate to see past all of the mistakes that I have mad
The Money Masters
Santa Monica From The Eponym Album "savage
Santa Monica from the eponym album "savage garden" performed live Artist: Savage Garden (Darren Hayes/Daniel Jones) Album: Savage Garden 1997 Sony BMG In santa monica in the winter time The lazy streets so undemanding I walk into the crowd In santa monica you get your Coffee from The coolest places on the Promenade Where people dress just so Beauty so unavoidable everywhere You turn Its there I sit and wonder what am i Doing here But on the telephone line i Am anyone I am anything I want to be I could be a super model or Norman mailer And you wouldnt know the Difference Or would you In santa monica all the people got Modern names Like jake or mandy And modern bodies too In santa monica on the boulevard Youll have to dodge those In line skaters Or theyll knock you down I never felt so lonely Never felt so out of place I never wanted something more Than this But on the telephone line i Am anyone I am anything I want to be I could be a super
The Rose Of Love By Clayton Bruster
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Hold You Again
Hold you again
Sweet Talkers...
Isn't it a pleasure to have "Da SweEteSt GuY EvER" in your shoutbox lmfao... Read from bottom to the top cuz I am to lazy to flip it ->Da SweEteS...: didnt think so lmao... ->Da SweEteS...: you get many women on here with those lines??? Da SweEteS...: with my dick baby ->Da SweEteS...: really? Da SweEteS...: i will scoop them out for you ->Da SweEteS...: lmfao....i would rather have my insides scooped out with a grapefruit spoon...just sayin... Da SweEteS...: fuck me nice and slow baby ->Da SweEteS...: you would get more action from your pocket pussy than me...step the fuck off Da SweEteS...: come on baby fuck me pls. ->Da SweEteS...: no but i would like to help you chose a new name for yourself cuz the name Da SweEteSt GuY EvER doesn't fit you quite right!!! Da SweEteS...: do you wanna fuck me ->Da SweEteS...: : / Da SweEteS...: wanna fuck me
Desperation, Stephen King.
Do you know how cruel your God can be, David. How fantastically cruel? Sometimes he makes us live.~Desperation, Stephen King. The world has teeth and it can bite you with them any time it wants.~The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, Stephen King. When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off".~Storm of the Century, Stephen King. God had turned His face away and why not? This horror was as much His doing as hers.~'Carrie', Stephen King. True sorrow is as rare as true love.~'Carrie', Stephen King. Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym.~Ch. 9, 6 'Salem's Lot, Stephen King. The town cares for devil's work no more than it cares for God's or man's. It knew darkness. And darkness was enough
life has its heartbreaking experince. life is also full of ups and downs. im in the point of my life suxs i lost my girl im in the army reserves
I Wanna...with You
how do i know that we are meant to be cuz every time i look in your eyes all i see is a physical attraction but not to my heart so baby tell me where do i start all i know is that i love you dont want to let you but together i want to go on and be yours forever there's something that i need to say something from my heart i wanna hold u close thru the nite i wanna kiss you and make you laugh and smile i wanna be your everything and more trust me baby i wanna see the love in your eyes i wanna dance with you til the lights are on bright i want you baby i love you baby i wanna... with you i wanna... with you i look at you as you think i really need to but i cant blink i cant believe what i said i told you everything in my head i beg and plead with your eyes i wanna see you laugh and smile but you just sit there you dont seem to care but still chorus as you look in my eyes i see that you've taken everything to heart you understand what i mean
My Life
The darkness keeps closing over This hell that I'm living in It seems like everyone's against me My life is living in sin The knives seem shiny to me The gun is what I have The rope that I can hang from Is too lengthy and touches the ground The pills I swallow one by one Seem to not want to go down The knife that I press to my skin Is blunt and won't go through The gun I have is perfect The bullets, it won't even take a few I put the gun to my head and slowly pull the trigger The hammer snaps back I hear nothing I open my eyes and look I realize what my fate is and the choices that I took Every choice I've tried to do God will not let me make I open the gun and take out the bullets and hold them in my palm Each bullet's, now I notice, expiration date is gone I put the gun away, the knife, the rope, and pills too If God wants me to live today then maybe tomorrow
My Box Of Horros
I have a box deep in my closet That holds everything Ot holds my thoughts, my fears My wishes and even my tears The thoughts are of you How you'll never say "I Love You" My fears are dark and dreary With monsters and hard-core fairies My wishes are to have you To hold and love you and never let go My tears were cried over you Crystallized and memorable One by one I take each item out And put them in a different place I looked down and reached out once more But the box was empty The thoughts went to my mind which I wrote in my diary messily My fears went to my heart where I kept them locked with a key My wishes went to the heaven where they go unanswered My tears broke into tiny pieces and floated in the breeze I now realize I'll never be over you You'll be everywhere to me, loving everyone but me I know what you're going to be in life I know everything but what's in store for me in life So I'll start a whole new bo
Mon Ami
Mon Ami, L'amour pour toi est une chanson dans mon couer. Touts les heures il frappe je le sens. Je t'adore plus que le soleil et les etoilles. Je t'adore plus que la lune et le neige. Tu es la raison pour ma heurusement. Pour tu est toi et c'est la raison d toutes les raisons dont j'ai besoin et je veux..
He Said Lyrics
He has to tell her something she doesn't want to hear It tears him up inside to know how she will feel Those few words he knows will drag her down But he can't take lying about his feelings all the time And he said I don't love you like you think I do I can't be the one that's in love with you I know how much you care and how I said I'd be there But I think I've lost the real you And I can't help but to walk away Cuz I know that you're in a lot of pain I just wish once we could have kissed But now you're long gone He sees her as he walks down the long hall She's changed so much he doesn't know her at all She looks at him with numbness in her eyes He walks off he starts to cry Her faith is gone and all he hears Is her singing them songs just for him He knows the mistake he made When he said Repeat chorus Now she's in the paper a few years down the line She graduated the best in town But he can't help to notice the picture that she's in No smile is acro
Broken Home Lyrics
why do you look at me whe all you do is se through me dont judge me dont act like you know me dont smile and act so great you dont know night form day my life is all okay although i live a broken life in a broken home the way i dress scares everyone im different imnot a follower why dont you let me be me and let me be something out of this broken life and broken home you see me with the brusies you asked me all these questions is your father druggin you is your father beating you why cant you just leave me the hell alone im not that different from you or you i just want to be known for me not you chorus bridge all you are is a freaking drughead deep inside your fears are all there your life is not alright cuz youre living a broken life thats what they say to me but i know theyre wrong this me theyre seeing is all wrong i dont do drugs i just dress that way im not beat i work hard all day my fathers dead so what do you know my mother works
The Queen's Birthday Bash Startin @ 730ish Fri-night 3/27 In Bada Bing!
HEY HEY HEY Family and Friends Come On Into BADA BING LOUNGE and Celebrate The QUEEN'S Birthday w/ Us Starting @ 730ish pm est Friday Night! It's Gonna Be 1 Helluva Rockin Good Time! The TGIF Jams Will Be Played Along w/ Some of The QUEEN'S Fav Artists and Also Going To Be Having Some QUEENY Trivia-Will Be Rewarding 100k in Fubucks For The Correct Answers-and Also She Has A 2 Min Delay Before She Can Answer! Also Will Be Doing Some Other Games As Well For Bucks, Bling and Prizes!...So Whatcha Waitin For?...Be Sure To Make BADA BING Your Place To Be Friday Night As Well Celebrate The QUEEN'S Birthday! Hope To See You There! CLICK Any Pic .. Its an OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE!
Darkest Dream Lyrics
im running far away to escape this place i look to the stars i look for teh face who will save me and take me away his hands brush away the tears her body shudders with his touch with him she sees so clear his image slowly fades to nothing hes the one that we dream of the one who can save us all bridge i keep trying to find the one man wholl save us from the darkness all one thousand kids mistreated and who feel lonely need to be saved from this horrible place flown away steered away from a suicide life a suicide life chorus im leaving from the field of tears and falling into a world of fears i reach for his outstretched hand i cant reach him i cant touch him in falling into the darkest dream where all innocence is lost everything is lost the lightning strikes she holds his hand more tight hanging form the cliffside so high her eyes are pleading with his save me help me let me live as she falls through the air she can only remember
Autumn Leaves Lyrics
she picks the mail up from her box she turns the time back on the clock she takes a look out the front door no one loves her anymore she picks the gun up and puts it back down she turns the pill bottles all around she takes the knife by the blade what she does will never fade for awhile this moment is hers to the ground autumn leaves flutter and for a moment in space and time autumn leaves this stricken life no one knows where the marks come from no one knows that she hides the gun she quickly pulls the hammer back and puts it slowly in his mouth she cries and shakes streaking down the hall she couldn't handle the blood and all she left the gun smoking with the dead guard when autumn leaves he's dying in her yard for awhile she's on the run autumn leaves flutter from the sun and for a moment in space and time autumn leaves this stricken life she's driving fast running away the police came for ehr early today she takes the shoulder too sharp and ha
Today Will Always Stay Lyrics
My heart still aches when I think of us Although its been long over I still dream about wat we could have been Sometimes late at night I lay awake and think of only you And deep inside my heart I wonder if your thinking of me too Wat if tomorrow was no more Would you have fulfilled all your todays Would you have called that one love who you think of each day And if your heart is still broken Did you call to have it mended Because theres gonna be a day That today will always stay And tomorrow may not come All I think about is how I loved your eyes Your big blue eyes starin back at me is wat I long fore each night I always wonderin wat your doin I hear talk around the town I just wonder if today there may be a chance For us to be one again Chorus Am I still in your heart Am I still on your mind Am I in your dreams Am I all you've had All always be thinking of you But its harder wonderin if you thi
She Could Have A Real Man
Everyday she woke up to the same old stuff Her heart breaking down whenever he came home drunk She put up with him for thirty three years But she's tired of crying tears because Daddy used to drink whiskey He used to drink hard liquor He's drank about everything that you can get a buzz from Mama prays each and every night after he gets high off of moonshine That if she could have a sober man Then she could have a real man Mama lived a hard life got married as a child Five months after being wed she was rushed away Because there was a baby coming into this life Daddy was there tipping beers in the air Daddy didn't treat Mama right he was gone all the time And each night he was away was the most she ever prayed Chorus One night she woke up something wasn't right She walked through the house cutting off the lights There sitting on the couch was Daddy with his head in his hands He looked up and said I'm ready t
And Then The Dream Crumbles
and the dream crumbles theres this dream i have Whenever I fall in love It always involves me getting hurt Which then becomes reality I love a guy and fall for him deep Then without warning He pulls the rug from under my feet I hear the same lines over and over I'm so sick of them that in my dreams I want to stay My dreams are sweet and full of love But with simple words even in my mind The dream crumbles and I'm forced back into reality i dream this dream every night that starts and stops exactly The same way it always has and I fear always will Every time i see your face and try to touch you The dream crumbles and fades to black And I'm left with the thought of you The face of you is many and numbered From years of love and anguish The face of you is heartbreaking As the memories flood in It always starts the same Even though the faces don't remain And always ends the same With the same bitter taste I don't know if its me I don't know if I need
I Fall Into His Eyes
I fall into his eyes Every time I look at him Its not his charm or his laugh But those eyes that always stare back Their light can never fade or die And they're always bright I fall into his eyes And go swimming every time we talk The pools of truth That are always honest with me They show me his inner love and Most of all his inner child I fall into his eyes And the smile that follows The voice of soft and caring tones That float softly and sweetly from his mouth And land lightly and vicariously in my heart I fall into his eyes Whenever he says my name And catches my gaze and full attention Does he know what my smile hides? Can he see through my eyes? The door to my soul deep within I fall deeper into his eyes And feel his gaze caress my face And touch ever so lightly on my skin His eyes dance over me like a child gazing at candy In longing and want but unsure of the consequence His eyes tell me his secrets of how he feels within Though his mind and
I'll Stay Lyrics
Why are you being so cold to me darling I don't deserve this pain from you Why are you dragging this out so far Why can't you be a man and step up to the plate I've been thinking about what I should do Cause I can't stand being in love with you anymore And you not love me back Wait a minute don't you... Chorus: Turn and walk away like you always do Just like that night we had our first fight You don't know how bad that I want you But you don't care you never do So please go and leave me alone Because you know I'll stay You walk outside and try to ignore me But you can't escape what's comin at ya So long suppressed ready to burst out How I feel or really how I don't The skies fade to gray My hand slips away And as you turn around It pours the rain And I yell that's right Bridge: Turn and walk away like you always do Just like that night we had our first fight You don't know how bad I wanted you But you don't care you never did So as always you go
The Queen's Birthday Bash Startin @ 730ish Fri-night 3/27 In Bada Bing!
HEY HEY HEY BADA BING Family and Friends Come On Into and Celebrate The QUEEN'S Birthday w/ Us Startin @ 730ish pm est Friday Night! It's Gonna Be 1 Helluva Rockin Good Time! The TGIF Jams Will Be Played Along w/ Some of The QUEEN'S Fav Artists and Also Goin To Be Having Some QUEENY Trivia-Will Be Rewardin 100k in Fubucks For The Correct Answers-and Also She Has A 2 Min Delay Bfore She Can Answer! Also Will Be Doin Some Other Games As Well For Bucks and Prizes!...So Whatcha Waitin For?...Be Sure To Make BADA BING Your Place To Be Friday Night As Well Celebrate The QUEEN'S Birthday! Hope To See You There! CLICK Any Pic .. Its an OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE!
What To Do
Tear Is Frozen
Like every hope Ive ever had Like every dream Ive ever known It was washed away in the tears Tears for better tomorrow From my will to the river To the sea Wash away,fade away Every tear is frozen All the laughter is gone away All life shall end in death When the ice cold snow Has come This time Eternal All has blackened All light has fade away In purity we enter to the light Remembering only what was left For I cannot enslave myself With imaginary words of resurrection For my sins I will ask no forgiveness For my sins They are not to forgive I woke up bathing in the pale silver light Everything was frozen around me All has blackened All light has fade away Sky were covered with black curtain Every tear is frozen which i cry......
When Life Gives You Lemons
From time to time life gives you lemons....I guess the question is what do you do with the lemons. You could choose to suck on them and be bitter or and some sugar and make lemonade. Personally I choose to add sugar. I sucked on too damn many lemons in the past and think that it might have shortened my life. There are enough people in this world that choose to be bitter...well I am not one of them are you? Remember it takes more muscles to frown then smile. Just a thought....Thanks
Are You Just Way Too Happy??
Watch the video!!! FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
I can't sleep. I keep thinking of my little boy going into surgery tomorrow. I keep getting told it's a routine procedure. I just want to punch someone. I don't care if it's routine. That hernia surgery is no big deal. This is my boy we are talking about. My light, my hope. I feel like I can't breathe and my stomach is churning. This has been the most fucked up week. The amazing thing is how brave and optimistic he is about this. He just can't wait to get home tomorrow and be out of school for a week. JFC! I thought about taking a vicodin but I hate the way it makes me feel. And I've barely eaten because I feel like I'm going to puke. I just wish it was over. More though I wish he didn't have to go through it. I would gladly be in his place. Sorry guys I just needed to get it out.
Baby Left In Car Overnight In Texas Found Dead
"A 7-month-old boy left overnight inside the family car in North Texas was found dead on Wednesday morning, Cedar Hill police said. Laheather Wilson, 35, told police she went outside before 6 a.m. Wednesday and found her son unresponsive. Wilson was charged with injury to a child and was being held at the Dallas County Jail Wednesday night...." Source: How the hell does this happen in this day and age???
Beyonce - Halo
Lyrics: Remember those walls i built Well baby they are turning down And they didn`t even put up a fight They didn`t even make a sound I found a way to let you in But i never really had a doubt Standing in the light of your halo I got my angel now It`s like i`ve been awaken Every rule i had to break It`s the risk that i`m taking I ain`t never gonna shut you out Everywhere i`m looking now I`m surrounded by your embrace Baby i can see your halo You know you`re my saving grace You`re everything i need and more It`s written all over your face Baby i can feel your halo Pray won`t fade away I can do your halo I can see your halo I can be your halo I can see your halo Hit me like a ray of sun Burning through my darkness night You`re the only one that i want You got addicted to your lie I swore i`d never fall again But this don`t even feel like falling Gravity camed again To pull me back to the ground again It`s like i`ve been awaken Every rule i had
Memphis In May 2009 Line Up
May 1, 2, 3rd - 2009 Times: Friday, May 1 - 5:00 pm - 12:30 am The All-American Rejects Steve Miller Band Ben Harper & Relentless7 Tommy Castro Katy Perry The Cult G. Love & Special Sauce Jack's Mannequin Rise Against Ronnie Baker Brooks Matt Nathanson Medeski, Martin & Wood Lurrie Bell Saturday, May 2 - 1:00 pm - 12:30 am Al Green Korn George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic John Lee Hooker, Jr. Shinedown Elvis Costello The Roots Curtis Salgado Saving Abel Los Lobos Michael Burks The Bar-Kays Thriving Ivory Susan Tedeschi Julian Marley Cedric Burnside & Lightin' Malcolm Chancho En Piedra (from Chile) Muck Sticky Green Rive Ordinance Hubert Sumlin Shane Dwight Jump Back Jake Sunday, May 3 - 1:00 pm - 10:30 pm James Taylor 311 Fall Out Boy John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers Hinder Bonnie Raitt Snoop Dogg Guitar Shorty Theory of a Deadman Jerry Lee Lewis Three 6 Mafia Sherman Robertson Chancho En Piedra (from Chile) Amos Lee
Pile Up
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps.. >>>> >>>> A drunk man in an Oldsmobile >>>> They said had run the light >>>> That caused the six-car pileup >>>> On 109 that night. >>>> When broken bodies lay about >>>> "And blood was everywhere," >>>> "The sirens screamed out eulogies," >>>> For death was in the air. >>>> "A mother, trapped inside her car," >>>> Was heard above the noise; >>>> Her plain tive plea near split the air: >>>> "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" >>>> She fought to loose her pinned hands; >>>> "She struggled to get free," >>>> But mangled metal held her fast >>>> In grim captivity. >>>> Her frightened eyes then focused >>>> "On where the back seat once had been," >>>> But all she saw was broken glass and >>>> Two children's seats crushed in. >>>> Her twins were nowhere to be seen; >>>> "She did not hear them cry, " >>>> "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " >>>> "Oh, God, don't let them die! " >>>> Then firemen came and cut her loose, " >
West Memphis 3 Meet The Supreme Court
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) - A man sentenced to death over the 1993 slayings of three West Memphis boys is asking the Arkansas Supreme Court for a second trial. An appeal filed Thursday on behalf of death-row inmate Damien Echols remains under seal before the state's highest court. A copy of the filing obtained by The Associated Press shows lawyers are asking justices to consider DNA evidence, as well as claims of juror misconduct in Echols' 1994 trial. Supreme Court officials say they returned the brief Thursday afternoon to Echols' lawyers to address "deficiencies" with the filing. In 2007, Echols filed a lengthy federal appeal. U.S. District Court Judge William R. Wilson Jr. ordered that state courts first hear the evidence. ***************************************************** As many of you know~~this case has always bothered me~~especially after the DNA proved that the boys were NOT at the scene~~even after the DNA was completed~~They STILL were not heard~~Tonight the ne
Within All That There Is
I received this just a few moments ago from a friend via email. Thought I'd share it you all. Enjoy! The Sack Lunches I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. 'I'm glad I have a good book to read Perhaps I will get a short nap,' I thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled all the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to start a conversation... 'Where are you headed?' I asked the soldier seated nearest to me. 'Petawawa. We'll be there for two weeks for special training, and then we're being deployed to Afghanistan. After flying for about an hour, an announcement was made that sack lunches were available for five dollars. It would be several hours before we reached the east, and I quickly decided a lunch would help pass the time. As I reached for my wallet, I overheard a soldier ask his buddy if he planned to buy lunch. 'No, that seems
The Middle Wife
The Middle Wife by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher Ive been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, theyre welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. This is Luke, my baby brother, and Im going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed
Love Poems
One wish If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
Love Poems
Like A Rose My love for you is like a red, red rose, It started as a seed but its grown and grown. Its roots reach deep down inside of my chest, And it grows even more with each passing breath. The delicate petals lay beautiful and pure, All the doubts that Ive had you have since cured. For all the thorns that this proud rose bears, They are all softened by the thought of your care. Soon the rose grows old and withers and dies, But the love that helped grow it will last for all time.
Is This English?
->BiGWiLl: no BiGWiLl: so u single?? ->BiGWiLl: uh....huh? BiGWiLl: so i just up front i am tryin to holla awty so let me know now if u down ->BiGWiLl: nothing BiGWiLl: so wats up sexy ->BiGWiLl: nothing BiGWiLl: wassup sexy I have no words.
Thoughts Part 2 Continued
I realized that my earlier rantings seemed heated. I assure the readers of this that I am in no way angry with my friend. I understand the decision completely. I would never ask anyone to chose a friendship over love. I hope that they understand that. I will always carry that friendship in my heart, no matter what. Sorry I just felt the need to clarify that.
Motorcycle Accident
Hi everyone, I know it's been close to a year since I've been on Fubar,,and I have missed you all so much This blog is to ask for your prayers. My cousin Robert got in a bad motorcycle accident recently and is in the hospital in ICU. A young boy in a pickup truck with a camper shell pulled out in front of my cousin and when his bike hit the truck it threw him over the camper shell. The top of the camper cut his throat,,windpipe and voice box. There were 2 off duty EMS in the nearby restraunt that saw the accident. They ran out to help,,,my cousin was already dead, no pulse at all. They started CPR and kept him going till the ambulance got there. If they hadn't been there at that moment he would not have made it. I am asking all of you to please send up special prayers for my cousin Robert,,,he really needs them
Silent wisdom consumes me, As I think about my life, As I dream of one sweet love, That I will make my wife. I want to make her happy, Bring smiles upon her face, Run my tongue across her body, Like sweet Venetian lace. Then I'll light some candles, So the room might have some light, And then I'll rub her body, 'til every muscle feels just right. Next I'll run some water, Make it, as hot as it can be, And then climbs in my baby, the last ingredient is me. I'll wash her hair quite softly, Make it as smooth as it can be, And then I scrub her body, From her head down to her knees. Next I think I'll dry her, every inch the eye can see, And then if I am lucky, she'll dry every inch of me. Now the night is almost over, There's only one thing left to do, If I were like any other man, I'd make sweet love to you. But like other men I'm not, And I will never be, That's why, in the end, My sweet love, will be with me.
Officer Delayed Moats As Relative Died
DALLAS -- A police officer was placed on administrative leave Thursday over a traffic stop involving an NFL player whom he kept in a hospital parking lot and threatened to arrest while his mother-in-law died inside the building. Officer Robert Powell also drew his gun during the March 18 incident involving Houston Texans running back Ryan Moats in the Dallas suburb of Plano, police said. Moats "I can screw you over," he said at one point in the videotaped incident. When another officer came with word that Moats' mother-in-law was indeed dying, Powell's response was: "All right. I'm almost done." Dallas Police Chief David Kunkle apologized to the family and announced that Powell would be on paid leave pending an internal investigation. "When we at the command staff reviewed the tape, we were embarrassed, disappointed," Kunkle said. "It's hard to find the right word and still be professional in my role as the police chief. But the behavior was not appropriate." P
Joy Comes With The Morning
What is this world that I behold, wrapped in golden light? What this sense of joy that slowly arises in my heart and spreads throughout my being? What is this new surge of life, new yet old, vaguely remembered yet earnestly sought for? What is this mystery of life that wells up within, that appears in the morning and does not fade with the day? Why now do I hear birds' songs, notice the flowers, watch children laugh, see the intricate beauty of this wondrous world? Why at this time does creative energy grow within that wishes, demands expression? Why do I have confidence that time will bring some wonderful events, some challenges, and , of course, some sorrows and not wish to flee away but to stay and to live? It was not always thus in recent months. Darkness has been my companion, dwelling at times within, stalking my steps from behind, a dark specter threatening, grasping, invading. This gloom, this monster, so poisonous, so pervasive, spreading its subtle and ac
Why Does Life Suck So Fuckin Bad?
no matter how many good things happen in my life, the bad seems to always out-weighs the good. no matter how much i struggle and bust my ass to make it in this world, i always seem to fuck it up somehow, or my best isnt good enough, or i dont know the right people. im getting so tired. some days it doesnt seem worth it to get up out of bed and grind through the day. but yet everyday i wake up get my game attitude going and push myself through the day, and the only reason i do is beacause when i look into the eyes of my kids and think to myself that its up to me if they wind up in the same position i am. and ill be DAMNED if i let that happen! because of them, every drop of sweat and blood i shed is only a trivial thing. ANGELINA, KOOPER, and JADA I LOVE YOU im sorry i couldnt be a better father
Fubar Owned..
Told u I can't be owned... LOL!! Still I have no Master.... (runs amuck)
I Love My Online Friends !!!
I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging. Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4:00am and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the '60s & 70's, and if I wish to weep over a lost love. . . .I will. I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the younger set
Cam Rules
#1 GUYS NO SHIRTS... IF u ask us nicely we MIGHT let u wear one... (but chances are we will say no) #2 GIRLS.. NO BOOB SHOTS... (we dont wanna see ur shit ~ take it to yim) #3 NO DRUGS ON CAM... #4 NO PROLONGED NUDITY... GROSS #5 NO FLIPPING OFF SUNNY LMAO #6 U HAVE TO BE HOT TO BE ON MY CAMS... HAHA (IM A BITCH OH WELL GFY)
I am exhausted. Normally I lead a pretty laid back life, I go into work when I feel like it, leave when I want. I only have a few weekly events that require me to be prompt, and my class schedule is pretty light as far as only going once a week. This week, though, has been the week from hell. This week we had students assisting us in a poll of the surrounding area so we could collect data and they could get credit for their classes. We do this twice a year, and normally it's just me and one of my co-workers organizing, administering, and cleaning up after this mess. The actual polling process runs from 6-9 PM three nights of the week, but requires several hours worth of preparation. We have to calculate error percentages based on population, stratify the data based on desired results, etc. We typically put in 100 hundred hours working on this between the two of us in about a week and a half period. Wouldn't be so bad if that were all we did. Sadly, I still have my other job responsi
Heres One For The "oldies"
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 1940's, 50's, 60's and early 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds , KFC, Subway or Nandos. Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the weekends, somehow we didn't
What Would You Think?
What would you think if your fiance had a fubar page and on their page they didn't mention you period, none your pictures were in any album and there status was blank. That's pretty fucking shady if you ask me.
Tiny Guy Story
Fred sat on the windowsill and looked out through the glass. Quite a storm was raging outside, rain and wind and thunder and lightning. He pressed his hand against the window glass. He noticed that the rain drops hitting the glass were just about as big as his hand. After all, Fred was only an inch tall. He was not always so small, up until a couple days ago he was a normal six foot height. And then he woke up one day and was small. Needless to say that both he and his wife, Ellen, were quite shocked. Though there was nothing for them to do. They had not told anyone. He had simply called off work, and in fact had not left the house since it happened. He kind of felt like a house cat, in a weird way. "Ready for the surprise," Called Ellen, her voice echoing from elsewhere in the house. He perked his ears up at the sound of her voice and smiled. She had taken care of him the last couple days. As he was so tiny he could do almost nothing for himself. He did not like r
Thoughts Part 2
well, even though i tried to follow my own advice of minding my own business and leaving well enough alone, I failed miserably. I succeeded in losing the dearest friend I have ever had, and someone who also could have been a good friend. I honestly don't understand why I do this to myself. Am I truly so masochistic that inflicting pain on myself is my only goal? All I know is that if my lost friend should read this, please know that utter silence is not the answer. I know things can work the way they should without such a drastic step. Your friendship means more to me than anything and I would sacrifice the heavens to keep it. I want only the best for you and will respect your wish of silence. A word of caution to everybody. The old saying is,"It is better to have loved and lost, then to have never loved at all." My personal opinion is that whoever wrote that has obviously never loved. Try that little slogan.... it hurts like hell!
How did I come so far? How have I lived so long? How can I erase these scars? When I dont know where I went wrong? How can I fight this sadness? How can I relieve the pain? How could you be so callus? Help rid me of my disdain. How could I have believed you? How could I be so nave? Why didnt I see right through you? Why was I so easy to deceive? How do I make this all go away? How can I fight my way back? How do I reopen the gateway? Without going on the attack? Can I ever put you behind me? Can I ever really let you go? Will I ever again be that carefree? Seems like such a long time ago. Will I ever abandon this obsession? Can I leave without being led? Do I have the strength to give in? Or do I let this white dress be stained red? How do I know whats right and wrong? How do I know where to turn? Is there anywhere in the world I belong? Can I ever really learn? These scars that I have acquired, Run deeper than just my skin. The love yo
and i couldnt let chris be prettier than me!! imikimi - Customize Your World!
yeah so my nose got broken my wallet disappeared i will have 2 black eyes my plugs got torn out my lip ring got torn out and i knocked the motherfucker out twice when TERROR was on and once when EMMURE was on tonite was an awesome show I got a hi five from most of the members of TERROR for stage diving and sliding the motherfucker that broke my nose across the floor TWICE DURING THEIR SET the bartender saw my broken nose and saw me knocking out the fucking dude and kept feeding me shots of jack daniels Tonite's show was fucking great go to the ATTICUS METAL TOUR if you have the balls to
Midwest Rap
Dancing On The Moon
A Couple Of Things I Would Like To Say..
Ok I have noticed Americans call me whore for what I do in life but let me ask you this.Who is whoring who.I see so many women and yes men alike whoring themselve out by saying you buy me blast,V.I.P and even bling and I will let you see my private pictures.I have personally bought V.I.P's and blast just because I want too with no string attached.Yes I have had them bought for me but fuck if you on my friends list you can see my private pictures anyway..Just a question I guess why is this any different than what some Americans have nerve to call me? So buy me a fucking blast already !!! lol One more thing I have people say I no level fast as I should,the reason is this.I know you don't get any points for NSFW and that is what most of my pictures are.I only have few that can be counted for,Guess it goes to show you I not here for the points I am here to make friends.No game here..
For You Deaar Friend " My Reflection "
Wet Dream Of P
Baby put your face in the pillow while I easily stroke you from the back And feeling every inch of me inside of you While you keep calling me your boo Turn you around to look at me As i move slowly down kissing you From your chest to your belly button And start kissing on your pussy Making it wet as it can be And start calling it forest Gump Making your juices keep running Until you cum all in my mouth And i slurp it all up and making you want more MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Claire's Hh Saturday
The one and only Cherrybomb is hosting a Happy Hour Saturday at 1:00 PM FU time! ~ Cherrybomb ~ Click On Any Of Claire's HOT Pictures And Rate, Rate, Rate! Show Cherrybomb LOTS of Love with Lots of profile and picture rates! ~ Cherrybomb ~ Cherrybomb will have AUTO 11s running so get your 60 points per picture rate! Come On FU!!! Let's Keep Cherrybomb Red! Spank Her During Her Happy Hour And All Day Long! ~ Cherrybomb If you have 250,000 fubucks to spare, gift Cherrybomb with a Ticker! Thanks! While you are at it, check out the hottest new lounge! This public service announcemen
Meet My New Owner!!!
not all of them are up, my interwebs on my phone went down so i cant send mms, blarrrrrrrrr ill get them up asap
Let Me Fuck You.
Her eyes called to me all day, well night is here and its time to play, she slides her hand inside my pants, her angelic fingers begin to dance, my blood chose's a new path, its all gathering in my shaft, her shirt finds it way to the floor, her nipples stand erect and raw, my throbbing penis needs some more, I slide my hand up her dress, her chest on mind does press, my finger finds her swollen clit, I gently begin rubbing it, she moans she groans she bites my neck, I cant get enough of it, I lay her down and tell her what I shall do, she looks at me and says, let me fuck you.....
Hang me on your cross Cut into my flesh Call me all your wicked names Burden me with your best Unanimous they shout Burn him to the ground That fucking sinner is going down Im not a gladiator Never been a slave for the fight But I'€™ll never give up Wake me for a 1000 nights And their eyes as gorgon would Turn me to stone They surly should And the harlequin makes them laugh As my blood washes my legs In the home of the faithless Amongst the swine They feast themselves on red meat And drown in the finest wine Hosanna I shout be free Hosanna I shout for me Hosanna I cry for them Hosanna will they repent Incontrovertible you know my faith is I will fucking bleed for you I will die for this You weak amongst a man to praise Meek how they gaze The judiciary of your lawless land Point the finger at a pure man So nail me to this fucking cross It could have been beautiful Now it's lost And man shall pay for your sinfu
For You
Her door opens, the sun shines, on a face so pure, a soul divine, I want her with every passing thought, my hearts been trapped oh shit I'm caught, I will not go down again, I'll fight on to round ten, maybe my heart don't hear my brain, maybe my heart forgot the pain, so here I am in 2009 so close to perfection that can never be mine, wasted alot on what I thought was true, now my angel I have nothing left to give you.
Teacher Teach Me
Teacher teach me Teacher teach me about the lightning in the sky Teacher teach me why do loved ones die Teacher teach me why do we cry Teacher teach me how to fly Away from the pain it holds me tight Away from the darkness and into the light Away from their weeping faces Away from all the sad places Away from the hate I see Away from me Father love me like a son Mother hold me like I belong Brother talk to me like before Sister our words are now war Never say its too late Never accept that it is your fate Never bend for them Never forget to thank a friend Never say forget to show you love Never forget the one above Jesus dont turn away Jesus I have been led astray Jesus shines from above Jesus cover me with your eternal love Wanted the world for everyone Wanted the earth for my daughter my son Wanted to succeed at the cost of someone Wanted to be better then everyone Wanted to be brave and to overcome Wanted so
I Want To Lick It.
want to lick it and taste it that clit under my tounge, i want to suck you and fuck you like your the only one, i want to pant my name on you with my cum, dip my penis inside your mmmmmm bum, i wanna fuck you...hard so hard, i wanna eat ur moist peach, so wet so wet, as u slide down my penis...i forget everything in the world just about your pussy as my cum boils...mmmmm i wanna hear my balls slaping against ur butt as i drive it home my sweet slut, please moan for me, call me your fuck buddy...i wanna smell your sex hanging in the air, i want to lick your snatch and taste your plum, i wanna fuck u hard! In ur bum, i wanna unload my seemen on ur milky skin, i want to taste u from within...ahhhh i want to lick it...mmmmm
*wwe Smackdown Result's
Note: These are spoiler's. The headline is wrong} *Kane, Christian & Shelton Benjamin def. Mark Henry, CM Punk & Kofi Kingston *Big Show def. Jesse & Festus in a Handicap match *Carlito, Primo Colon & Brie Bella def. The Miz, John Morrison & Nikki Bella *Matt Hardy def. R-Truth *Michelle McCool def. Maryse by DQ after Gail Kim attacked McCool. Then Gail attacked Maryse *Rey Mysterio def. Chavo Guerrero. After the match JBL came out and laid Rey out with a big boot. *Shawn Michales comes out dressed in white. He says that he represents light and The Undertaker represents dark and at WrestleMania the light will prevail and end his streak. HBK reads quotes from the Bible *Dark Main Event *Edge def. Jeff Hardy after Matt Hardy interferes
No menu blog tonight, but my boss finally gave me the news that he will be shutting down the florist and turning it into a full liquor bar. He already got approval from the city, and he's had people in and out bidding on the job. It's gonna cost a pretty penny, but in the long run, it will be a very good investment. I was joking with him today asking if he'd let me bartend a few nights a week and get out of the kitchen. He said 'I was already thinking about that, and I want you in there on ladies' night.' Now, that's an offer I just can't refuse. The bar should be open by the first of June. I can't wait...
To Everyone
This is out of character for me, but if you call fat sonny a friend and you're on my list, delete me now. I don't want anything to do with him. On the off chance Kit reads this, she doesn't count. Oh, and Trixy, she's cool.
Cancer Benefit
March 23, 2007 4th Annual Purdue Cancer Benefit First off, I want to thank each and every one of you for coming here and joining us for this very special event. If you or someone you know has been affected by cancer, please stand. When I first got the idea for this event, I never dreamed it would be this big and make the impact it has in its still very young life. Honestly, I thought of it as more of a dream than an idea, ideas come to life and dreams, don't. I am currently in my first year at Ivy Tech working towards my associate's degree in Biotechnology, which is a four year program at Purdue. I was not aware of this program until searching through colleges, looking for something I could work into my full time work schedule. My goal, when I am finished, is to have my bachelor's degree from Purdue in Biotechnology through IUPUI. With my degree I want to become involved in cancer research and work on finding treatments that are less harmful to the patient a
Behind Blue Eyes--the Who
What Tha Fuck?
damn none writes me . this shit is gettin lame
The Omega Agency
THE OMEGA AGENCY The Author of this Report is Unknown They are who people are talking about when one says orders come from "above the President". The Omega Agency consists of a network set up much like the CIA. There are thousands world-wide who take their orders directly from the ruling council of the Omega Agency. This council consists of 10 to 12 people. George Bush and Alexander C. Haig are two names known to sit on the council of the Omega Agency. The OA is the driving force behind what is commonly called the "New World Order." The OA's office is located at Langley AFB. They plan to establish their NWO, for lack of a better term, in a time span of no less than 5 days. And they intend to do it without open war. Recall when President Reagan was shot. Haig made the statements to the press that "I'm in charge now." If you'll remember, he caught a lot of flack for that, and shortly thereafter, he was accused of various things that ruined his name politically. This was don
Statistics. Gotta Read This!
Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services. Now think about this: Guns (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188. Statistics courtesy of FBI So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do..' FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear th
A Fubar Sex Change Experence
Look at some of the wonderful things I'm receiving do to Misfits and Myself Sexy Merge... ->veryhotguy: feel....disguesting....huh! huh?!?!??! ->veryhotguy: Wait....nothing to say now? ->veryhotguy: notice all the other pictures of me...THE GUY...otice the default pictres bad photoshop job as a joke ->veryhotguy: ....Jesus fuckin' christ...did you even bother looking ay my picture! veryhotguy: heysexy ->mr_snuffel...: You know I'm a guy right, or are you that Daft? mr_snuffel...: think it would be disturbing or do you think it would be fun?? ->mr_snuffel...: your wondeful shout to me.... mr_snuffel...: what's disturbing?? ->mr_snuffel...: disturbing sir... ->mr_snuffel...: ... mr_snuffel...: want a real 12 inches baby?? lol
Wanna Go Waterfallin?
You and your girl are on a mission to have a private picnic. You're drivin around lookin for the perfect place when you come to this stream. You park the car and walk over to it, holding her hand. You look up the stream and see the most beautiful waterfall you've ever seen. An idea forms in your mind and you pull her toward it, giving her that look. She smiles and the look in her eyes mirrors yours. She begins to strip her clothes and takes off into the water, wading through the knee-length water. You follow her to the waterfall and she ducks underneath it, you follow and wrap you arms around her as the water falls over you both. Your lips lock together and she wraps one leg around your waist. You reach down and grab her ass, pulling her fully against you and your rock hard erection. She wiggles so your poised, ready to enter. You give the thrust and enter her, she gives a little squeak of surprise and sucks your tongue into her mouth. You grab her hips and pound yourself into
I Thought We Were All Adults On Here
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I Love Being Female, Written 5-25-2008
I absolutely love being female. So often I have been complimented on how I look. Personally, I believe I am just an average female. What makes and sets me apart from other females is my confidence. I am aware of my capabilities and I'm not afraid to show or use them. If I'm not good at something, so be it. That doesn't mean though, I'm not going to try and give it my best shot. One thing that seems to amaze me though is how little I have to try to get a males attention. So often I will be sitting in my vehicle, glance over the passanger side, to see a male looking over at me. I'm not speaking a glance, but the full head turned looking straight at me. I most of the time have my window only cracked as to keep the wind to a minimun while I'm driving and to keep any unwanted noise out. My favorite is when a male is in a truck sitting up and decides to look down over at me. Imagine if I had wore a low cut shirt, I'm sure they would pretty happy! LoL... Now, where is my pow
Federal Emergency Management Agency
FEDERAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY The Author Of This Report Is Not Known Some people have referred to it as the "secret government" of the United States. It is not an elected body, it does not involve itself in public disclosures, and it even has a quasi-secret budget in the billions of dollars. This government organization has more power than the President of the United States or the Congress, it has the power to suspend laws, move entire populations, arrest and detain citizens without a warrant and hold them without trial, it can seize property, food supplies, transportation systems, and can suspend the Constitution. Not only is it the most powerful entity in the United States, but it was not even created under Constitutional law by the Congress. It was a product of a Presidential Executive Order. No, it is not the U.S. Military nor the Central Intelligence Agency, they are subject to Congress. The organization is called FEMA, which stands for the Federal Emergency Management Age
Holy Shit!
I used my second bomb about 15 minutes ago. The last time I used one I got around 400k in points, that is what I was aiming for this time. Boy was I in for a shock. the time it was over with I got 1,345,602 points! Time for a smoke and trivia :)
Letting You Go
Will you miss me when i'm gone? Have you truly heard my heart's song? I wonder if i'm removed from this space... How quickly would i be replaced? Replaced in your life, and in your heart... Was i truly there from the start? People come and people go.. In and out of life's flow. Some stay short, some stay longer... Those are the ones who are stronger. I've fought a good fight... The battle's done... Will you miss me when i'm gone?
After 21 years of knocking pimp out.. the name is dirty Harry u can look back, front, side-to-side... but them man right next to u... AINT GOT NOT DING ON ME... PEACE..
I've always loved you the very first time i saw you i just cant let it show I was so afraid to let you know I just thought i was worth the wait now its just too late you grew tired of the misery why are you in a hurry?!! i hate myself for hoping that you would pursue even though i know your happy with somebody new you just don't know how much it hurts me knowing that your heart is loving somebody Don't really know how to deal with this would it help if i end it with a kiss? I know i have to stop i just don't know where to start...
The Firm--radioactive
why does my heart feel so broken
Pseudo-rape, pretend struggle or wrestling play as a form of foreplay.
propinquity \pruh-PING-kwih-tee\, noun: 1. Nearness in place; proximity. 2. Nearness in time. 3. Nearness of relation; kinship.
I am Heaven's hate and Hell's envy - Taeranya
Today Is never going to end... Today Isn't just around the bend, My life is stuck... Please god change my luck, The fights and tears... Have gone on for years. The endless nights, I spend lying awake.... Just for our sweet childrens sake, The things I think of..... Trying to be JUST above. The kitchens not clean... Now he's going to scream, The laundry's not done... Now he's really won, The bed is not made.... The feelings are going to fade. Every day and at night... You think you see the light, But then morning is near.... And you are still here. How can I end this fight... How can I make it right, How can you see me for me... And not how you want me to be. Just look into my eyes... Maybe this time you'll see the prize, That awaits within me... For the world to see. So let me out of this box.... With my hair all in locks, Ill get out there tonight... And put up the best fight. So to end this sweet day.... I'll send the asshole away
Being generous is a trait and a good trait. To be able to help those in need and not to expect something in return is a rareity in people. I give and refuse to ask for anything in return. For to ask for something in return is not being generous, it being greedy. And Carl "the guitarman" is not greedy, for you damn sure can not take it with you when you die! And as Forest Gump would say, "that's all I have to say about that">
Time For A Rant!
Okay.. Little upset here.... i go and rate the HELL out of people to the point THEY level and all i get in return is a damn profile rate? They can't fan too? And at least do ONE little album?! i mean shit! i rate ALL of theirs until i run out of rates for the day and i get NOTHING in return! THEN, i get yelled at cause i can't rate someone else's pics cause i have already used up all my rates for the day AND all anybody wants to do is yell at me?! i have worked HARD, by myself without complaining a single time to anybody and this is the thanks i get?!?! FUCK THAT!!! i make tags for people and half the time, i forget to chage for it. But are they honest enough to pay me? NO! And i let it slide. i work my ass off, rating away and get bitched at for not being able to rate others! FUCK THAT!!!! From now on, do NOT come to me begging for rates if you can't understand that i'm out will get your pics the next day when i get my rates back. And i WILL come after people for my fubuck
F.a.d.d. Train
NEW TRAIN APPROPRIATELY CALLED FADD!!! STANDS FOR FUBARIANS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING!!!!! In 2007, an estimated 12,998 people died in alcohol-impairedtraffic crashes involving a driver with an illegal BAC (.08 or greater). These deaths constitute31.7 percent of the 41,059 total traffic fatalities in 2007. THERE ARE RULES BUT PLZZZ LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE OWNERS!!!! $safe_uid_dname@ fubar AND OF COURSE, MY BFF AND FU-WIFEY METAL BABY ^Metal Baby^{CLUB F.A.R. Team Greatness Capt}.Sarge's Bad Girls.Fu Angel.The Click Club. VMV.@ fubar RULEZ ARE THAT: 1.) ALL PIXS IN GirlygirlX's ALBUMS NAMED F.A.D.D. ARE TO BE RATED 10 OR 11'S (10'S ARE JUST FINE). 2.) TO REPOST ALL BULLY(IES) WHEN YOU SEE THEM. 3.) WE HAVE BEEN LAX IN MAKING SURE THAT NEW MEMBERS ARE F/A/R'ED BY THE OLDER MEMBERS, BUT NOT THIS TIME. I WILL ANNOUNCE WHEN A NEW MEMBER JOINS AND PLZZZ F/A/R HER/HIM. 4.) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!!! IF THERE APPEARS TO BE A PROBLEM, PLZZZ BRING IT TO MINE OR METAL BABY'S ATTENTIO
This BAD Boy Needs To Be Spanked HARD!!!! This guy has been one of the most wonderful owners I could ever ask for and deserves WAY more than I do for him! If you have a spare second to add a wonderful friend to your list go by his page plz and add/ fan/ rate him dbo71@ fubar Tell him Squirter Princess sent you *kisses*
Classicbeauty Is So Close To Oracle
M Classic Beauty Debbie is Soooo Verrry Close to Oracle-less than a million:)She is an Awesome Friend please stop by and Help her reach ORACLE!Classicbeauty "Goddess"@ fubar imikimi - Customize Your World! M imikimi - Customize Your World! This Loving Pimpout Bully by:JoAnna
Im New Here
so im new to alot of things right now..first off i just moved to some small town barton vermont..and im new to this site..i never have a problem meeting people but here i think its gonna be kinda hard..
To anyone I may have freaked out with my latest blog entry or my status stating i was going to slit my wrists I'm very sorry...I suffer from a disorder called Emotional Intensity Disorder along with PTSD and Disassociative Depressive Disorder...Sometimes things seem too much for me to handle and I have thoughts and urges to do stupid killing myself. I have been having a really rough time accepting the fact that the only man I have ever truely loved...the father of my unborn in love with another woman and does not want me anymore...I'm sorry again if I scared anyone...sometimes I have a shitty way of coping...thanks to those who didn't get scared off...and for those who did if u read this...please don't be weirded out...i am doing my best to get better....
I Have No Port
I have no port, No safe haven. The tides wash me, In a sea of unrest. What storms may come,there is no harbor for anchor. Though many a time I have wandered; drifted. Only the endless sea, not of tranquility. No fishes do I have, To prove my worth. A fisherman I am not, Only unto my own peril. I have no port, I have no home. The Author...Dan
A Mother Of A Job
Oh, I have been writing from the depths of my soul and off the top of my head for quite awhile now. I have had a number of complaints - WE DUNT WANNA HEAR BOUT YER BEING A MOTHER N BEING RESPENSIBAL IN LIFE!! But also some thanks for sharing the reality of my life, and the fantastic voyage of my mind. None of it would change my quest, regardless. I write because someday I will be gone from the place where I can speak my words to my kith and kin, but they will know me and their ancestors from what I write now. My own grandmother gave that gift to me. I only wish I had the resources of all my ancestors memories and experiences - verbatim, without the gloss of revised history. Someday I will print out all the many pages of the life experiences and mind adventures that I have accrued, and the resounding message is this: I LOVE YOU, MY CHILDREN, FOREVER AND ALWAYS. NO MATTER WHAT. MOMMA LOVES YOU. Today it is especially important for me to write that, and it has been spoken. So
I Found A Book
I found a book and letters given in truth of heart The poems filled with a rejoicing and soul redeeming emotion The words tasted of sweet wine and candy Like the lips from my memories that once entwined mine own heart Some cards I found as well They recanted emotions from another world A bittersweet relic of a time gone past To hold such a book and letters were an empowerment That change can happen, or for better or worse A meeting of heart and mind I found a book and letters from you...... The Author...Dan
To Put It Simply..i Want You
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.
My hair is now mostly blonde. I went in for highlights and a trim. Ended up with most of my hair blonde and a cut. Neither are really drastic though, so that's good I suppose. It was funny though because the lady at the salon was telling me that the blonde wouldn't really take well at first because I had red/orange undertones to my hair. That it would end up looking strawberry blonde. I tried to tell her that I'd had highlights before and it always goes blonde, lol. I was right...go me! I'm going back down to NC next weekend. This should be fun. Hopefully I'll be able to meet a few of my friends that are from around there :) It would be really nice.
Second Sets
Belived In A Thing Called Love
Opening up my dark brown eyes With the scales lifted, I see past your lies All of this time, I that it was true but it was only me loving you I believed in a thing called love It's what angels would sing of but now I don't think you life was for me since it was fake, that's all I could see Nothing makes sense in this world I'm a woman now, not a girl but it still burns when I see you with others and then you come to me like I'm your mother I believed in a thing called love It's what the angels would sing of but now I'm just filled with hate but I guess it's never to late To find it again
I cannot believe the way some lounges have acted in the past day. I was given the ultimate choice "ONES LOUNGE OR THE OTHERS"> Not both. I feel that this is childish and I do not like drama. the one who wrote the letter was booted from my list of things to do or my lounges.... long live the Southern Way of LIFE REBEL
Nails In The Fence
NAILS IN THE FENCE There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, 'You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you
Put your hand into my hand Put your head against my head Put your lips against my lips Put self consciousness aside No redemption No confessions No distractions No possessions Let your blood run through my veins Blade shall numb you from the pain No tomorrows Just submittance No remorse of self indulgence Just your body Just your body Just your body Just your body Just your body on my body Want your thoughts of me inside Let your hands run on my skin Let me be the one you need I shall be the one you feed All I am and all you see Is all I will and ever be Invigoration Angulation Mortal acts of indignation Put your lips against my lips Put self consciousness aside Invigoration Angulation Mortal acts of indignation Crave it all Know no other Crash your dreams and fall forever Show me no place you hide behind Only body soul entwined Let me be the one you need I shall be the one you feed All I am and all you feel All that will and ever be Invigoratio
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Hi All From Hells Fire/lady Callaway
Hi from Lady Callaway/ TAKERS CUTIE I have a new e mail ..The other one just did not work right any longer and this page is on and off again sometimes i get in and other times it locks me out of mons or yrs at a time :*( Please e mail me here so I know you got it thanks
As everybody knows, every New Year some of us make a New Year's Resolution in an attempt to change our lives in some way, shape or form. Some of our resolution involves issues such as health, relationship, money, or personal goals. For the first couple of months, some of us will stick to our resolution or work as hard as hell to pretend like we are succeeding in our goals. However, half way through the year, the newness and excitement wears off and we start to forget what it is that we wanted
Our Pimp Daddy
''husband Super Store''
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands... FIRST FLOOR The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read
Who Is Jack Schitt?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva
It's Never To Late To Make A Change ...
it's never to late to make a change in careers. i assume that many of us are in a period of our lives where we are either starting a career, current working or even changing careers. i'm in the position where i am making a career change. well let me re-phrase that, making a job change (can't really claim to have had a career). why? you ask...well i think i finally found something that i like doing and want to do it for a career. simple enough right? if you are not happy in your current job, for
Look Here..u Kno U Want To
Man Accused Of Stealing $60 Gas Station Bet
GREENSBURG, Pa. State police are investigating a weird theft involving a western Pennsylvania gas station attendant who made a $60 bet with a customer. State police are asking for the public's help because they've been unable to solve the crime March 9 at Snooky's Sunoco. Police said a customer walked in and complained about the price of cigarettes at the gas station about 3:20 a.m. that day. The clerk took $60 from his pocket and bet the customer he couldn't find cigarettes cheaper at another store. That's when the customer grabbed the money and ran. Police said they're still looking for that customer. ___ Information from: Pittsburgh Tribune-Review,
Great New Owner, Show Her Lots Of Love!!!!
GREAT NEW OWNER!!! This is my newest owner, please show her lots of love!!!! ~~2o9 Kali LaTina~ *2nd Alarm Hottie* ~Zodiak Leveler~..Owned by Law Dawg40 & Darkdragon86@ fubar
~return Of The Mack~
After a Zen respite and Walkabout....Guido will be coming to a location near you soon....those that stayed True to Friendship, Thank You...I will remember your loyalty....pinkey promise. Learned a thing or two while I was away on walkabout.....allow me to share with you one of those things.....Thanks.. 'It is Better for You to take Responsibility for Your Life as it is...Instead of Blaming Others....or Circumstances...for Your Predicament. As Your Eyes Open...You'll see that Your State of Health...Happiness...and Every Circumstance of Your Life has been, in large part, Arranged by You.....Consciously or Unconsciously.' 'When you become Fully responsible for Your Life....You can become Fully Human. Once you become human...You may discover what it means to be a Peaceful Warrior.' I'll be back soon........Peace.
She Won't Cry
She Won't Cry by Jppoet You see the pain that lies in her eyes, But, alas, her eyes are dry, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the anger that burns from her gaze, The madness that sets her eyes ablaze, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the fear that closes her eyes, The smile she wears is but a disguise, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the hope that is finally dead, She cannot trust for her heart has been bled, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the love that lies within, But she shall never love again, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see death's hand that has glazed her eyes, No one saw her die inside, They won't cry. No, they won't cry.
A Poem Written By Me
I never claimed to be a saint Sometimes I am a sinner At times I am a loser Sometimes I am a winner I shiver and I shake I tremble and I moan I'd beg, borrow or steal For something I can't own BUT ONE THING I KNOW I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU I'm not saying I know the answers Or the difference they would make I know I'll never find them Without some chances I might take ONE THING I KNOW DEAR I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU If you ever were to leave me You know my heart would break I want to be the air you need For every breath you take ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU I never claimed to be a wise man But I know wrong from right I just want to hold you in my arms Each and every night OH, AND ONE MORE THING BABE I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU I Wrote this for my friend today. I hope she likes It.
Seether -fake It
Brad Paisley "online" Absolutely Hilarious!
George Strait I've Come To Expect It From You
State Funded Programs
I have a 27 year old brother with special needs. Every day (Monday through Friday)he goes to a State funded day program called Greater Waltham Association for Retarded Citizens or GWARC. It is a great program that gives retarded citizens in Massachusetts a fun place to work so to speak. My brother enjoys going there, if not for anything more than to get out of the house and interact with people. We got a letter today from GWARC stating that Massachusetts governor Deval Patrick has proposed to decrease the State funds to the Department of Developmental Services by $45 million. This is completely outrageous! By doing this, my brother and hundreds of others will lose their jobs. He can not be left at home by himself and if he loses this job, my mother will have to give up her job (she is a preschool teacher)so that she can stay at home with him. This is his idea of balancing the State taking away programs that are NEEDED but allowing the State employees to take home hug
Joey+rory - Cheater Cheater Video
3/26/09 Dilbert
Painting-poem Written 3/23/09
Words spill out of my mouth like paint onto a canvas The end result will be my self portrait What will I look like to the outside world? Art is what is perceived by the viewer This is why it matters so much what others see Do they see the scars and tear stained face from too much pain on the inside Or do they see the butterfly I have finally become painting a rainbow with my wings For too long the only people in my life commented on the negative never seeing the beauty within Now I am expected to live my life with confidence When I cannot even look at myself in a mirror and be confident that the reflection is really me. A body that compares to those who I longed to emulate all of my life But looks can be deceivingno one sees the scars or the sadness from the past They are covered by an external picture that is more appealing to view. Nicole L. Jarvis 3-23-09
Tim Mcgraw-let It Go
Joe - Before He Cheats Video
Help Argonutz Level
I'm Pimping out my one of my friends you might already know him and be real good friends with him, if not then you are missing out. He is a really cool person to know and I'm glad to have him as a friend. And he is fabulously sweet & sexy!! He is trying to level and he needs our help. He likes 191,302 Points to go to be level to Fu-King! So go spank him hard with love. Add Him, Fan Him, And Rate, Him Bling Him. Why Are You Still Reading This Go Show Him Sum Fu Loving! Argonutz Tell Him Bratte sent you to spank him hard.... Bully Brought To You With Love: ♥Br@tte♥
My 2 Week South Africa Adventure-march 2009
My 2 week South Africa adventure started with a flight from the Sarasota Airport (Tampa Bay) to New York City just after their 14 inch snowfall so it was bitter cold in the Big Apple but some good times with friends in Manhattan more than made up for the cold.... Then a 17 1/2 hour scheduled flight from JFK Airport in New York to Johannesburg, South Africa turned into a 24+ hour trip after some unfortunate, unscheduled activity. After a stop in Dakar, Senegal (northwest coast of Africa) for refueling, we flew for several hours before diverting to Accra, Ghana due to a passenger's heart attack en route (she was pronounced dead on arrival in Ghana)...making the final landing in Jo-Burg a little solemn. After an overnight stay in Johannesburg, a quick 2 hour flight to Cape Town was followed by a 1 hour drive to Hermanus where a new and beautiful guest home (Bed and Breakfast) overlooking False Bay was awaiting. But before that, it was off on an eco-marine tour of the coastline via l
1 RATE PLEASE HELP! CLICK HERE and ONCE YOU RATE PLEASE REPOST THIS AND HELP ME OUT! THANK YOU ALL This bully was pimped up by: The eo Morphin Da Pix™~~i dont want to join your silly lounge or ill rate you 1s
I Have A Question!???
I am battling with post pardumn depression. I need to know what to do for help. Write me i will get it sooner or later.
Help Level Sunnydays :)
I'm Pimping out my one of my friends you might already know her and be real good friends with her, if not then you are missing out. She is a really cool person to know and I'm glad to have her as a friend. And she is fabulously sweet & cute and She is also my mom!! She is trying to level and she needs our help. She likes 54,027 Points to go to be level to Fu-King! So go spank hard with love. Add Her, Fan Her, And Rate, Her Bling Her. Why Are You Still Reading This Go Show Her Sum Fu Loving! ♥Sunnydays ♥ is Proudly Fu-Owned By ♥BR@TTE♥ :-) Tell Her Bratte sent you to spank her hard.... Bully Brought To You With Love: ♥
I now completely lack empathy. Every time someone changes their status, on any social networking site, I automatically think "you're pregnant? so what!" "you're in love? yeah, fuck you too!" "Little Johnny lost his first tooth? Shoulda knocked 'em all out sooner!" I don't know when it happened, but I generally just don't care anymore. I suppose there are a few out there that I do care what happens...but blah...Especially on Facebook..."Oh I love staying home with my kids!" Gag me.
Kari@ fubar
ok i have fubar and no one ever writes what is up with that ..what i do sorry i have a life i dont live on a computer .....if u dont want to talk to me delete me then
Save Me
Sometimes, I find it hard to come up with a reason to wake up in the morning. I wake up, go to work, and I come home to an empty apartment. Is there anyone out there for me? She'd have to be crazy to want to be with me anyway. I have little to offer a girl interested to normal things. I like to stay away from the normal ways of life. I have no preferences or opinions, I could care less what anyone else thinks. I need some one that makes me care about them, that one person who can always leave me guessing... And she should have a nice rack.
The broken clock is a comfort, it helps me sleep tonight Maybe it can stop tomorrow from stealing all my time I am here still waiting though i still have my doubts I am damaged at best, like you've already figured out I'm falling apart, I'm barely breathing With a broken heart that's still beating In the pain there is healing In your name I find meaning So I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on I'm barely holdin' on to you The broken locks were a warning you got inside my head I tried my best to be guarded, I'm an open book instead I still see your reflection inside of my eyes That are looking for a purpose, they're still looking for life I'm falling apart, I'm barely breathing with a broken heart that's still beating In the pain there is healing In your name I find meaning So I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on I'm barely holdin' on to you I'm hangin' on another day Just to see what you will throw my way And I'm hanging on to the words
Who I Am
American Idol Quiz's fun quizzes! ~ Barack Obama's IQ ~ Honeymoon Sweepstakes ~ The Dumb Test ~ Quizzes | Movie Trivia & Movie Quizzes | Dumb MySpace Quotes Have to say.. I couldn't have done better..unless I was Adam or Danny
Thinking Of Leavin Fubar For Good
Scooter Bar
to all the staff i'm doing something for yall so plzz send me your pic to my yahoo and if u donot have it sb me plzz hug n kiss sexi fallingangel
What's In My Thoughts And Heart Right Now.
Myspace Layouts been in fubar for along time i cannot remeber.. but i wasnt on here for many mons. though, coz i wasnt feeling at home here, i feel like stranger here before.. i was invited by my jewish friend... whom i did not see for decades now, he decided to leave the net after his marriage... i cannot forget the fun that we had on line... we used to chat at late night , go to chat room play with people ... and browse sexy women and men on 360 those were the days"..., yeah he introduce me to fubar before he hit the road as he said, he told me ur going to have fun... at first i wasnt really interested... now , i love fubar and all my friends here... am an addicted fubarian now, i wanted to leave many times, but , my heart ache each time i wanted to do so, aside, i already worked hard on my page.. and all the pictures , and i have spended a real feelings and heart to heart friendship with people here. today , i deleted one precious friend of mine, i have to , i
Traveling Nightmare
Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport
Do You Know Jack Shit?
For some time now, Many of us have wondered, Who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "you don't know Jack Shit", Well thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way! Jack shit is the only son of Awe Shit and O Shit, The owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc.. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children, Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Bull Shit, and twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a highschool drop-out. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced. Noe Shit married Ted Sherlock and became known and Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit. So from now on, no1 can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit..!!!!
SB convo..I am bored and amusing should I proceed? Read from the bottom up ->mr_snuffel...: i am me mr_snuffel...: what are you then? ->mr_snuffel...: Um...what do you mean..I hae a cock if that is what it takes to be a guy then i guess mr_snuffel...: meaning? ->mr_snuffel...: i have a kinda i guess mr_snuffel...: you're a guy then? ->mr_snuffel...: No mr_snuffel...: hermaphrodite? ->mr_snuffel...: when I said i was happy with the 7 inches i meant my own cock mr_snuffel...: meaning? ->mr_snuffel...: I am more of a ptcher than a catcher mr_snuffel...: do you?? ->mr_snuffel...: depends do u swallow? mr_snuffel...: i want to try you, up for that?? ->mr_snuffel...: It is in my pants and fills me nicely...wanna try it? mr_snuffel...: 5 more would fill you up even nicer, sweetie...... ->mr_snuffel...: I am happy with the 7 I have thanks mr_snuffel...: want a real 12 inches, baby?? lol
He Can Use All The Help! Fat Sonny Needs You!
First id like to thank everyone of you that have helped Sean Castle on his goal to Spotlight Im overwhelmed with the FuBux & rates that you have given to him Now for the hump were almost at the money goal that we need for him so this is where Fat Sonny will actually well ok not beg but ask for any Fubuck you can spare i dont care if its 100 or a million every buck counts as of now so please if you got it and your not gonna use it send it to Sean or rate whatever you can to help him earn bux and get your self some too NOW HERE iS HiS LiNK ☠Sean Castle☠ Fu-Engaged to Mz.PhattyGurL☠@ fubar thank you The Fat Sonny AKA Hairy Yambags ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar & THE RainbowFromHell ▓ℜainbowBriteKilla▓ A.K.A. ℜainbowFromHell & D.C. Member@ fubar (repost of original by '▓ℜainbowBriteKilla▓ A.K.A. ℜainbowFromHell & D.C. Member' on '2009-03-26 10:36:17')
To Book A Party...
Im going to start booking local and out of state tattoo parties this month. If this is something you are interested in, please fu-mail me, and I will get back to you with rates and times Im available to come tattoo you. Thanks Mikey Knuckles
John Mayer Has Skills.
It's my new jam.
Help My Friend Out Pretty Please
Auto 11's or Cherry Bomb Contest! RATES ONLY! Contest will start Friday, March 20th @ 6:30am Est Time and will end Friday, March 27th @ 12am Est Time. send her a with my name on it and i get 5 extra rates you will get a R/F/A morph . .ΜFĸŋ J. . . . Я. . . .@ fubar Please R/F/A the lovely host tell her Andrea sent you! HELP ME WIN? just a rate is all i need from ya! its been a long while since i tried a contest and id love a chance at this i will pay 1000$ for the rate just message me ur rate number please for payment remeber to send her any blings ud send me make them a and let her know its for Andrea! ill make you one of these! message me when you send the or your rate number Andr
Rock Music
Do your juices flow at the sound of the words rock music?, or just saying it yourself?, Personally i never thought it would when i went through years of R&B, Rap, Soppy love and many others i can no longer say. Now don't get me wrong music is each to their own and all that but, is rock music the same as the rest? I think not musical chums! This is not a small process you go through when you realise how much you love rock, you don't wake up and think ooooo!! I fancy blowing an eardrum today, Oh no! this is progression of love and power for a music genre that has engulfed me with every inch of its mind blowing brain splitting perfection! Bring the passion, feel the power!!! When rock music first seeped its way into my ears and took over my brain it was put there with the help of the awesomeness that is Metallica and Iron Maiden, and there with no doubt left in my mind rock was critical to life, following that came Live, Nickelback who i had heard of previously but they have
Please read the whole thing,,, You'll love it I am reminded that "God Works in Mysterious Ways" Tampons (A TRUE STORY) Tampons to the rescue in Iraq !! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq . My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them from the ladies auxiliary were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a female care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, 'Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him.' I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, he shares it with Marine X. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his cot picked up t
A Fubar Person To Avoid At All Costs
Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. > > > Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," Pretending to eat them. > I went back to packing, looked up again and my Daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. > > I said, "What's wrong, honey?" > > She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
Salutes And Other Nonsense
im like 5 million to disciple and im thinking i want the spotlight before i get there, cause then i cant have it anymore, so im not picking a special day, because well i dont have one to pick, soooooooooo it would be super spiffy if you would donate to it plzzzzzzz!!!! and im making salutes tonight, cause footie will beat me if i dont, who wants one and what do you want (within reason)
Five Tips For Women
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
One Hell Of A Week
So Life is actually becoming better for me finally.. Only thing now is I need to find a damn job and well the economy sucks balls right now.. So it's kind of hard to say the least.. Life has been pretty crazy for me lately with the separation and such.. But I am learning to deal with all the bullshit now... I can't wait to get a divorce.. so I can be free to live my life.. I have been so stressed out lately with this whole separation and getting no where with anyone that its stressful.. My short term memory is completely shot from all the stress I have been under.. And it's not a great thing, But I keep telling myself things will get better.. and they will in time.. Finally recovering from a fucked up hand thanks to my dogs lol.. They decided around the 8th of this month when I was drunk to pull me through what little opening i had through the sliding glass door from seeing something outside, it was hella painful.. But its recovering nicely now.. Still a bit tender, I think it
Banned From Walmart
Banned from WalMart... This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men-- he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women-- she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House Wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tom
Check It Out!!!
This is a great link for good music and news about music with a darker feel.
There's a lifestyle With painted lips Now there's a lifestyle Everybody wants it But it don't exist. There's a lifestyle With fashion chic' Now there's a lifestyle Everybody in it wants To be elite And I said, 'You with yer brand new shoes and You with yer greasy hair and You with yer mother's pride and poetry Don't you want to feel the shame?"... In the dance halls and the cinema On the TV and the media At the races And the theatre. Shame. We loved you. And they said all we need is love. All we need is love. With the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Day after day Day after day.
I feel very compelled to tell you that I feel your pain. Not like others say they do but in the same way with different details. Society only grieves with us for about a week. They then give "us" about another week or two maybe. At this point all is expected to return back to normal. They however fail to realize that we didn't just lose our life partner and part of our soul, but who we were died with them. Every plan, goal and dream included went into the ground as they did. We have to start over and find the "me" without the "us" the whole time having no desire to do so. Nobody unless they have been where we are can fully understand it. They think their words of comfort and encouragement will fix it. In reality all we need is to be held and rocked. No resolutions offered just let us pour out our soul and listen. Let use share memories to give our soul confirmation that we have not lost the only thing we have left of them, their memory. You are not gone until forgotten. Our bi
Pls Meet My New Fu-owner
[ - *Glitter Words*] [Caption.iT - Face in Hole] [ - *Glitter Words*]
This blog is brought on by a conversation I recently had with an acquaintance of mine. She was feeling down over some issues in her relationship. The guy that she had been dating for about six months decided that he didn't want to be her boyfriend anymore, but still wanted all the perks that came with a relationship, minus the commitment part. He basically wanted to have the freedom to date whoever he wanted, but still have her around when he wanted to be with her. I saw her start to question her self worth and saw her confidence start to disappear. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this happen, and I doubt it will be the last. As women, we need to stop allowing men to determine our worth. Who we are has nothing to do with what a man thinks of us! I've seen it a million times, girl likes boy, boy doesn't like girl back, and then girl thinks there's something wrong with her. This train of thought seriously needs to stop. We can't control how other people are going to
This World Needs Saving, Fast!!!!
The Low Dowhn
Tonight, there is, basically another throw down on Cherokee Blvd. Hood, Bishop, Archbishop, SPECIAL GUEST, INDIAN FRIEND !!!! Holy crap !! SERIOUSLY !!! INDIAN FRIEND???? So, if you wanna come hang out and hear music ALL NIGHT,, well this is the place to do it. THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN THE LOW DOWN GET THERE AROUND ( 9 ) NINE O'CLOCK !!!!!!!!! Doesn't mean,,,12,, if you get there at 12 , you will probably miss most of the fun...... If you need any help finding the place,, give me a call 423-693-3030 ( prank callers ) welcome
Havn't had time to think, or even breathe. Havn't had time to laugh or smile,wondering if you will ever see, how it was for us to love a while. Will you remember our love and the times we shared, Will you remember the times when we both cared. That our hearts together beat as one, or will you just remember when it was done? Our souls were full of life it seemed, but now they fly with broken wings. We lived our lives we gave it all, when things were down we still stood tall. So now into the darkeness our souls will go, alone and without the life we both know. Fly free into the wind and hang on tight, fly free and fast with all your might! As a new love may come to carry you away, don't forget to remember us someday! Our wings will mend and again we will stand tall, in hopes we never again will fall! I will love you now as I loved you then, and will love you forever until the end. With the will of heart and will of grace, into a new life for you to face. A part of me has travel
Take them all or just one. Take only what was made for you! The link is to my Fubar photobucket. If you can, Make me one back! -Miss Tyler
wisdom Of The Soul
1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently. 4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have. 5. Success stops when you do. 6. When your ship comes in. ... make sure you are willing to unload it. 7. You will never "have it all together." 8. Life is a journey... not a destination. Enjoy the trip! 9. The biggest lie on thc
*-:-LIFE-:-*' The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What is that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do what you want to do.Enjoy the time
It comes and goes with all the faces I see although I've found one with a higher decree She can make me smile when all I want is to cry the simplest glance from her gets me by Touching her as we speak just to stay in the moment her dimples appear heavenly sent Why has it taken me so long to realize to finally surmise heavens in front of my eyes All the balance of caring and naturing one another seems like breathing for this single mother My heart beats vibrantly within her hand unfolding loves petals with every step across waters & land leaving unexpected notes of my admiration everywhere the words come to life with our souls left to bare Like a children when they play we get lost in a few lusting displays bay But our bond is more than the physical attraction our own weakness is found strengthen with the others addition the air has no chance to whisper bye cause our breathe carries invisible kisses in the blink of an eye
Contestshelp Me Win Fu Friends!
Have you ever woke up screaming? Have you ever woke alone? When the walls around you won't stop laughing Where do you go? Sweat seeps in your eyes at night And you realize That no one understands you at all Well I was bound to have a nervous breakdown Should've seen it coming from miles away So I packed my bags and started running My brains been shaking since yesterday But there's only so far that you can run boy There's only so far to leave your problems behind 'cause when the problem's yourself you start thinking No matter how far You'll never leave it behind No one uderstands me at all Now I'm still here with still no clue Of who I am or show I'm supposed to be I know it to you it sounds funny You've got it worked out like it's a fuckin' disease Started asking myself do I fit in? Where I belong Could this really be me? Been feeling downright ugly Tell me is this the way it's supposed to be? So what's the difference? You're doing fine The clock keeps ticki
Bio Of Unfortunate Sadness
Well what can I say about my life? Its difficult when life itself is always taunting you never giving you your greatest happiness. Everyone has something in life that brings them great happiness...mine was being loved by the girl of my dreams and being in a relationship. Its difficult when life gives you a taste of what you have always wanted just to take it away within a month or two. I guess that everyone has endured this or something like this...because as we all know life is not easy. Life can be a cruel and heartless bitch to us all, in fact. But...can anyone say that they have shared pain or experienced sorrow the way that I have? My sadness has been repeated...multiple times to be cruel ways that I doubt anyone else can say the exact same. I will soon be 21...and I have yet to have a good relationship that I can look back on...not even one...just heartless bitches who took my kindness and made it a joke for their own amusement. Maybe theres something wrong
Listen To My Heart......never Works
Friday, March 27, 2009 Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) The most sensible thing you can do today is to listen to your heart instead of the facts. But this tactic can produce stress that comes from other people's criticism of your choices. Fortunately, your key planet, beautiful Venus, is aligned with the Sun, bestowing an extra dose of cosmic grace upon you now. Engaging in an unpleasant conversation along the way won't be that difficult if you stop worrying about the negative consequences and concentrate on the positive possibilities instead.
But You Left Me Far Behind...
Jeeze this fucking hurts. Opening up the same wound. It's like ripping through scar tissue. If you ever re-pierced something through the same hole I guess you metaphorically know what I'm talking about. Chalk that up to another one who was confused. And in the end I suppose I understand having to figure shit out. But I guess I'm in my rightful place. Left behind. I can be thankful I suppose that it wasn't as deep as last time. It's just another story of me trying for something that was out of reach when I thought I could get it. Well, it just got pulled further out of reach.
Nay, But This Dotage Of Our General's
I want to help you because Im a big girl! Those were my daughter Sarahs words after shed come down, gotten changed, and asked me for toast for breakfast. Oh, if she and Jeffrey will keep this attitude through their growing-up years, only in Jeffreys case because hes a big boy! As she ate this morning and brought out her glass of water (actually a Cinderella sippy cup that well be using when we travel) she made sure to set it next to mine and keep it there! Then we moved to the couch after she asked me to turn off the news (actually, the Weather Channel which alternated between stories about the Red River rising in Fargo due to crest at a record forty-one feet Saturday and severe thunderstorms hitting in the south, especially a tornado in the Florida panhandle); then I heard Jeffrey awaken as Martha came up from an hour she spent exercising downstairs. Last night after work I met Martha and the kids at church where for our Lenten presentation one of our members was playin
How To Mess With Ppl
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." Practice making fax and modem noises. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. Adjust the
I Need Help
Ok so I want to DJ again but the programs are so freakin expensive...any help would be great
That Guy
It seems as of recently that I'm "that guy" The guy my female friends like to confide in to tell me all the wonderful things that have been happening to them. One's getting married another just got two jobs has a reunion after a long layoff with their significant other. Mind you these are people who I wouldn't consider myself to be on their short list of friends ..hell to be honest we rarely talk. So why am I the recipient of this news? Or is it that in their overwhelming jubilation they are just seeking out anyone who will listen ? Or maybe they just sense my lackluster existence and want to rub it in my face. (my pessimist talking). I just don't know.
Show Some Love
On The Job Entertainment
I'm on fubar only when I work. I work for a property management company for one of their low-income housing projects in Baltimore. I deal with tenants all day long, and they unwittingly provide me endless amounts of entertainment and reasons to despise society the way I do now. Last week I was called an "un-christian crippled bitch" My boss got upset and I couldnt stop laughing. They complain about their rent, which the state pays for more than half of it because they dont have a job. On top of that, they still feel like they arent getting whats due and continually get upset at the office staff here for not being at their beck and call. I giggle and die on the inside every time I see a girl younger than me with 4 kids in tow complaining that her $32 rent for her 3 bedroom townhouse shouldnt be considered late because she doesnt get her child support check until the 15th. I Hate People
Ok finally gonna get it done. Years ago while in the Navy I was into piercings, 13 total. Then they became a cliche' so I pulled them all. Kinda miss my nipple studs and the two thru my penis shaft. Well now I want my tatoo. Basic idea is a metal rose on my inner forearm. Rivets and metal plates with a barb wire stem trailing up my arm to encircle my upper arm. Probably gonna get it done in grey since metallic colors fade rather quickly. So I'm asking if any of you creative types feel an urge to sketch out the actual metal flower for me ? Want your art turned into reality ?
Naughty Game 2
Lets play the If We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20
Naughty Fun
This is called the "NAUGHTY GAME". Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... Mark all that apply Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 3 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 3.) 2.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's ur favorite position? On a sca
~ Kissing Tips 101 ~ Read Up Guys! Lol
Kissing 101: Techniques for Lovers Want to get down to the nitty gritty of kissing like a sex goddess? First, start with the key elements to a great kiss -- pressure, duration, texture, and relaxation. Pressure When it comes to pressure, you don't want to smash your lips into each other, but you don't want to feel like you're kissing air either. Find a happy medium that allows you to vary your intensity from gentle to passionate, depending on the mood. Duration The duration of the kiss should correlate to the mood you are trying to create. If you want to be a teasing tart, quick and suggestive kisses would be a better choice. If you want to fill them with wanton longing and need, a longer, more passionate exchange would fit the bill. Texture The condition of your lips is a very large part of your kissing experience. Make sure to keep them from getting overly chapped by using chapstick or lipstick regularly. Also, if you know you're going to have a heated exchange, save h
well quick update decided im outta for good sorry
God Send Me An Angel
It's been five months since you went away Left without a word and nothing to say When I was the one who gave you my heart and soul But it wasn't good enough for you, no So I asked God God send me an angel From the heavens above Send me an angel to heal my broken heart From being in love 'Cause all I do is cry God send me an angel To wipe the tears from my eyes And I know it might sound crazy But after all that I still love you You wanna come back in my life But now there is something I have to do I have to tell the one that I once adored That they can't have my love no more Cause my heart can't take no more lies And my eyes are all out of cries God send me an angel From the heavens above Send me an angel to heal my broken heart From being in love 'Cause all I do is cry God send me an angel To wipe the tears from my eyes Now you had me on my knees Begging God please to send you back to me I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep You made me feel like I coul
Well I am now back home after my week adventure. It was really nice all except the long ass flight and many stops coming back home. It turned out to be a long friggin day, and that was Tuesday and this girl is still tired! Slirpa is the bomb! Ernie is a sweetie! Never thought I would have so much in common as I do with Slirpa, wish she were a lot friggin closer to hang out with. Coming back, I had a 4 hr layover in Seattle, so I met up with Chainsaw and we went over to Denny's. He is way cool as well, I felt so delirious when I met him, cuz I was so damn tired and had already been traveling for 12 hours, and of course when I am traveling I do the NO make up and the baggiest clothes I am missing Tim Horton's coffee already, don't know how but I did manage to feel addicted to it in 6 days :) It is nice to be home though, I need to get my crap back in order. I have the appt the 3rd for my wrist, and if I don't get my medical approved I am gonna find a job do
Just A Thought
Mission Statement Community Hope, Inc. is a nonprofit corporation that provides a supportive living environment for individuals recovering from serious mental illness. Personal growth of the consumers is promoted in an atmosphere of hope and dignity. Description Our nonprofit organization was founded in 1985 by caring families of people with serious mental illness, such as severe depression and schizophrenia. At issue was the lack of supportive housing in which young adults could readapt to daily life in society and assume greater challenges upon their discharge from a psychiatric hospital. In response, Community Hope was established as a gateway to the community 20 years ago with the opening of a single group home providing 24-hour on-site support. We have continued expanding to meet the increasing need for community-based housing. Today, Community Hope is the largest provider of supportive housing for people with mental illness in Morris county. We provide a full range o
i am giving away a free clearwire internet box all activation fees waived please leave me a message with what city and state you are in and i will tell you if that area is covered. if you are not interested but know someone that is please leave me their information.
Suckyness To The Quadrilinth Power
so i went to renew my CDL med card the other day and they refused to do it because they said my eye sight was getting worse. so what im thinking is if they are getting bad and since its uncorrectable im gonna lose my license all together and be really fucked. my mom said i should go on im gonna give it a shot because if i cant drive its gonna be hard to work and im already seeing double when i drive
Come On People
1964 - Snow 1965 - Hurricane Betsy 1968 - Snow 1969 - Hurricane Camille 1991 Snow 1992-Andrew 2004 - Snow 2005 - Hurricane Katrina 2008-Snow 2009- ? Oh yeah. We getting another massive Hurricane, I'm throwing a Hurricane party, Come boogie with bay bay, It might be your only chance lol Would you guys even come? haha
Im A Quitter
yes yes yes, its true. i have finally made the descision to quit smoking. i went to the dr and got put on chantix. the preescription medicine to help me stop smoking. So for all my friends and family that i love so much, wish me luck.!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight Movies
I love the movie Twilight. Edward and Bella wow two people who can't be together but yet are so in love with each other and can not stay away from each other. So awesome the movie still gives me chills. lol!! Edward is a vampire and Bella is human. Their love for each other is so strong that Edward feels so protective of Bella and loves being around her and watching her while she sleeps cause he being a vampire never sleeps. I think the whole movie is just so romantic and Edward is so hott lol. I can't wait till the next three movies of Twilight come out. I already know when the next two are coming out. November of this year is the second one and June of next year is the third one. And I heard that in either the 2nd or 3rd one that Bella has to choose between her hearthrob hotty vampire Edward and the younger indian who is a wold Jacob. Oh I so hope that she chooses Edward.
Murder - In Thought- Better Than Masturbation
The next time someone makes you angry, and I mean so angry that you'd rather tare out you're fucking eyeballs instead of being this angry, I want you to try something. Murder that person in your mind. I'm not sure if you are or aren't familiar with Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, the person who wrote it was Johenen Vasquez, the same guy who wrote and drew Invader Zim. If you happen to be at your local Barnes and Nobles or Hot Topic you may be able to find that literature (if you're interested). If you buy the whole comic series in one book, on the inside of the cover there's a couple of paragraphs about murdering someone in your mind. It has to be the easiest, most stress relieving activity you do with your mind other than thinking about sex. If you're not sure what I mean I'll paint a recent picture for you. So the other day I was attacked by blog piranas, it was a very interesting experience, that had never happened to me before and I yielded a crap load of responses. T
A guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig, and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, "What'cha gonna do about it? The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison"!
I could care less what someone might think that war is not a good idea. Bc i believe in it and it might not be right how it is going but it is for the right thing. They come to us back on 9-11-01. So why shouldn't we do something about it?
Dont Know What To Do With Myself
well its official, im about to go insane, i need to get out of this town
hey there world how are we today? I'm good. Just sitting around the house. Doing nothing. I'm just looking at the page and seeing all the nice people on here and what they are saying on their page. And i'm a support of our troops and what they are doing here and over seas. I have an older brother who was in the Army and has been out since Aug of 2007 for medical problems and now he is frighting for his rights here unlike me and i think that is wrong. Like all the others who are in there, he was willing to give up his life to fright for freedom and now he is frighting another war he shouldn't be frighting here in the states and that is Not right of the USA to do that to him and all the other people who were willing to do what he was willing to do.
Sdr's First Ever Yo Momma Contest
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOMMA! CONTEST! Wed. April 1st @ 8pm Est. We will be holding our first Yo Momma Contest, Winner Will Recieve 100k fubucks Serious Contestants Only Leave A Comment Stating You Want To Be In The Contest
Our hero the fly was hovering about six inches above a pond. There was a fish in the pond that thought: "When that fly goes down, I could jump up get it. Then I can get some lunch!" A bear was beside the pond wandering how to reach the fish and he pondered: "When that fly goes down, the fish would jump up to get the fly, and I could then reach the fish ... Then I can get some lunch!" A hunter had the bear in his sights but couldnt get a clean shot, as he studied "When that fly goes down, the fish would jump up to get the fly, the bear could reach the fish, and I would get a good shot of the bear ... Then I can get some lunch!" A mouse happened to be under some thick bush behind the hunter, and he said to himself: "When that fly goes down, the fish would jump for the fly, the bear would go for the fish, the hunter would move to shoot the bear, and the sandwich dangling in the hunter's coat pocket would fall
Who Want To Own Me ?
here's the link to bid on me ! DON'T FORGET TO RATE, CAUSE I CAN WIN A BLING !!! all my offer is negociale you can bid and ask for something special ! i will try to give you satisfaction !! THANKS TO ALL BIDDER AND EVERYBODY WHO HELP ME TO WIK THE CONTEST !!! kisses to everyone ! xxx
Just A Random Question
Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?
Contrary To Popular Opinion
I am by nature a contrary person, often I find myself doing things just because I was told not to. This started for me at a very early age, while my parents had in mind a strict upbringing requiring the “Yes ma’am” and “Yes sir” this was changed by me to “Yeah sir” and “No Madam”, which was a minor stretch but still a rebellion in its own way. It also had its effects on my schooling. I would calculate what I needed to obtain a passing grade and evaluate each assignment and its effect on my desired outcome. I would then determine whether or not I needed to complete or ignore said assignment. Though if I enjoyed the subject matter enough, I would usually do the homework. This explains why I barely passed English Lit, but had straight A's in French III. In high school, I was a teachers aide, which came with a hall pass that allowed me free access to the school to perform my duties, but I spent so much time wandering the halls th
Pussies On Fubar? Hm..
It seems to be that whenever two or more ideas or opinions clash there has to be an all out verbal attack on either side of the party. Through my experience here, I find that very few people are actually capable of disagreeing with civility . And it's a little disheartening, I have to tell you, half of these people are full blown adults, like 24 and up and they act more childish than I do sometimes. Here's a great example of what I mean, if someone has an opposing argument to a statement you made anywhere on Fubar there's a chance that they will message you or hit up your shout box. Here's the part that makes me laugh they'll hit you up and be like " You're a piece of shit, whore, bitch, cunt rag, idiot, bitch bitch bitch!" Then when you go to reply they have already blocked you. I've got one word for all of you people who do that shit, "PUSSIES" you're all a bunch of fucking pussies (lol). What's the matter? You can dish it out but you can't take it? I have the ability to
I Have Bad And Good Days/it Isn't You
My Bad Days and Good Days I decided to write some words for my Friends who put up with my bad and good days. I call you sisters brothers, sweet companions. When some friendships for now are expressed only in writing, so much is left out of the other ways we communicate. Some days I have to rest. I work in bursts of energy before they burn out. When the burned out time comes, if I can't get to the keyboard I cannot reach you. How I wish we were telepathic, like these words I would put as much into my thoughts as I could so you would know why and most importantly my silence isn't you. In response to my silence how would you know other than to assume I don't want to speak. That is how most of the world operates and we know all too well where we are not wanted. But I am in the world, not of it. I've felt a silent anger of those who fear they are forgotten And I cry angry tears at me too I fight the rest that would restore, working with an uncooperative body.
Wake Up Call--maroon 5
Sometimes I Just Wish....
I am not a bed post notcher or anything I just wish I could find a aggressive woman. I like someone who is not afraid to speak her mind take risks or make a bold move. I find that many women feel that if they act themselves or let out of some of their badgirl side that men will judge them or find them to be easy. well ladies for me that is not true. I can get just as turned on from a women sending me hot msg as I can getting the groove on. For me the way you carry yourself is its own brand of sexy so ladies please dont be affraid to just out it out there and let it ride. Hope your smile is big and the laugh not to hard lol!
Please Come To Boston
Smart Redneck
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday Buddy."
Just A Place In The Woods
just wanted to tell my friends about a cool place to visit if your ever in western ny it called "pollywog holler " it a bed and breakfast and ecolodge there will be photos on my site soon there is a main lodge and an assortment of out buildings ranging from sauna to love shack with a pizza bar and a wine bar they have bands on sunday afternoons and open wen nites if you decide to visit i'll be at the gate to greet any one oh ya they have a site at
Love Is In The Air--john Paul Young
what a year 09 has been so far im to the breaking point and not sure whee to turn /// sense oh id say november of 08 my life has been turned upside down it all started when my child support was more than double ok got a 2nd job delt with it put it behind me ..then i was pulled over got a ticket and arrested ....mistaken have spend thousand of dallors getting it back and should have it back by may good for me i need it .. only to have daughter run away and charged with several crimes .. so paying through the nose for that only to find out last night my greand mother is in the hospital on her last leg had a clot that moved to her kidneys and caused them to shut down dont know if she will recover or not .. i need a break its been 1 thing after another and i cant seem to get ahead or even stay afloat these days guess all i really need are some freinds to talk to ....
The Historical Momentum
At some point in the prehistory humanity was implanted with three motivations. Three desires that have become a driving force for our historical progress. 1. the desire to fly. 2. the desire to know as much as we can about everything. 3. the desire to overcome death and related health problems - the serach for eternal life. Even if some people do not have those as their personal goals the whole of humanity is none-the-less caught up in that momentum and has taken those projects on as our collect purpose, over countless ages of time. Flying like a bird is translated into the quest to be free and liberated, or in some cases to "get high", and has been manifested over time into our technology - airplanes and the space program. Our collective desire to know evreything has resulted in religions, science, philosophy, and systems of education. The desire for eternal life and for eternal youth has resulted in the evolution of our imagination and has generated much specu
Image Ideas
Okay, so for the site I am setting up. I need some new fresh ideas. It does not matter how weird you think they are! Weird tends to make great modeling images because they are different! I am having "Photo block" so any ideas you have would help me out. So, is there a certain outfit I should shoot in? A certain location, a pose, a certain object? Please share your ideas with me!! Thank you sooooo very much!
Love Reign Over Me--the Who
Let It Rain Babies--clapton
A Letter, Names And Company Removed.
> > To All My Valued Employees, > > > > > > There have been some rumblings around the > > office about the future of this company, and > > more specifically, your job. As you know, the > > economy has changed for the worse and > > presents many challenges. However, the good > > news is this: The economy doesn't pose a > > threat to your job.. What does threaten your > > job however, is the changing political > > landscape in this country. > > > > However, let me tell you some little tidbits of > > fact which might help you decide what is in your > > best interests. > > > > First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that > > casts employers against employees, you have to > > understand that for every business owner there > > is a back story. This back story is often > > neglected and overshadowed by what you see and > > hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes > > outside. You've seen my big home at last years > > Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy
Who Said This?
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Good Clean Dirty Fun- Dp
Good Clean Dirty Fun I was doing laundry in my sexy black lingerie. Everyone talks about how good it feels to have sex on the washing machine. Will I decided to try it. I hop up on there. The vibration was great. I needed something more. I needed something deep in my wet pussy. So I get a metal hanger. I shove it deep in my pink cunt. Then I rub my clit with my fingers until I have a wet orgasm. You better get a towel for this one. MMMMMMMM!!!!!!! Cause you will need it to clean up the mess. As a special treat there is double penetration. I shove my fingers in while I have the hanger in my wet pussy. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
If you are on me please....thanks......if big deal....
Child Abuse--concrete Angel
Doctor In The House
A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a nice, girl?"
So i asked a very pretty and sweet woman this morning what the female equivalent was to a guys morning wood. She said it was the wet spot. But the more i think about it, the less it sounds right. The wet spot is more of a finished happening rather than the beginning or middle of the happening that morning wood is. Anyone have a helpful suggestion to the equivalent?
Sinfully Seductive
Why Fubar....???
Shameless,weak, and pathic. Call it what you want but this site is for the many bored or curious folks that love eye candy. You got such a variety no one can complain about those on here. You want goth,african,skinny,fake boobed,tall,tatt, and hairy people it is there. So I honestly like the perv I am an most love sifting through pictures an rating. I the quality of gals I am drawn too...BBW or Curvier natural gals on here are awesome and it isn't just the obvisious physical features. The gals on here show soo much confidence an sassy bold attitude it is hard not to love to rank gals. So do I want to build long relationship or build a meaningful bond on Fubar?...No an it isn't realistic. Do I love window shopping to a degree? Yes.. Is sifting a album an chatting with folks on any topic worth the time? Sure.. Just don't take this site a similiar sites too far. I was on here maybe 1.5yrs ago an had to cancel cause some gals an their steroid rage men took a simple web fun activity a
hey everone i wanted to give you all a heads up on whats going on with me and why i havent really been on here alot lately . my lump in my throat is something that has to be checked further into and i am on antibiotics and im am not feeling well really tired and i need sleep so please hit my page all you can and when i get strength ill do the same for are all my family and i think the world of you as you were actually here please i dont want sympathy i want prayers and your thoughts update: have more test to be done tomorrow they think my thyroid is cancerious so i may have to have it taken out but we will see keep positive thoughts and i will too no news till at least thursday so lets keep out fingers crossed Test results came back and all is good have to have another test in 6 months to make sure nothing is growing into something ... thanks for all the people who sent me words of prayers
Need to describe your ass or someone else's over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes: (_!_) A regular ass (__!__) A fat ass (__)(__) A "wide load" ass (!) A tight ass (_*_) A sore ass {_!_} A swishy ass (_o_) An ass that's been around (_x_) Kiss my ass (_X_) Leave my ass alone (_zzz_) A tired ass (_E=mc2_) A smart ass (_?_) Dumb ass (_Lame_) Lame ass (_jack_) Jackass (_-$_) Cheap ass (_0_) A Prison ass (_) Half ass (^) Registered ass (__|___) Lop sided ass (_:_) 2 holed ass (_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around) (Mom)(__) Tattooed ass (_)||(_) F#^&*d ass ()() Ass print on a window ( * * ) Ass with dimples (_X X_) A kicked ass (_%_) An average ass (_$_) A rich ass [_!_] A hard ass
Why Irc Is Amusing
Yes, it's that time of... the... uh... whatever again. That seemed like such a strong opening line at "Yes", but weakened significantly by "of", I feel. A shame. Anyway, it's time I pasted a conversation from the weird and wonderful world of IRC. Names are not retained, primarily because the other participant might use fubar and bitchslap me into next year. Since I go to 7 IRC networks, I will also not specifically name the network this took place on. On connecting this morning, I get the following message... Her: Are you busy? ...which is an odd opener. Naturally, I respond with... Me: No, that's why I'm on IRC. At this point I have a vague hope that this may develop into a conversation of interest. Boy, was I wrong. Her: I'm a bad girl. I need a man to punish me. ...HELLO? SAY WHAT? Me: GO TO YOUR ROOM! - How was that? Her (apparently oblivious): I like literate men. I want to do very naughty things with one. And then he can punish me. ... M
Looking For Up And Coming Artist
Hey everybody this is big grime. A music producer from Virginia. I produce everything from Hip Hop, R&B, Pop to eletronicia/techno music. Looking to work with some up and coming artist. My beat are sold at a price that you set. YOU SET YOUR OWN PRICE! So check me out at You can't lose!
News Flash
If you are a weirdo who only has four pics on your profile - and none of those pics are even of you - don't bother to repeatedly SB me and propose fumarriage. Go fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles, turdburglar.
Deleting My Account
im deleting my account... bye to all the ppl that i may/may not have become friends with!
Close To You--carpenters
My dear friend Bruce, You rawk-you're the best Miles ahead of all the rest I look forward to the time we spend You truly are my best friend The one I turn to when I can't sleep Any secrets I tell, I know you'll keep You never judge-your heart is true You're a wonderful guy and I love you Whenever you need me, I'll be there Open arms and hugs to share I hope your lady realizes that she's got every woman's dream A real man that stands by her side no matter how difficult things might seem I can only hope and pray That I'll meet someone like you for myself one day Because of you, I know that not all men are bad You've also shown me that there are still good times to be had Love, Jen
Bombing List
If anyone has autos running (i know of some of you), or knows of any friends that have autos going with bomb folders, Let me know. Post links in this blog.. Me and Punkin will both be bombing again soon, me earlier in the afternoon as soon as Happy Hours start picking up I/Were looking to make gathering links a bit easier, versus random SB beggery, lol So, if youve got autos...Or know people who the links=]
The Morning After Reality
Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen. Can two souls be so alike.. being in total sincronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant. What is love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is. When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks ..
In case you need any further proof to back up that picture, then just watch this video. Bird Eats Alka-seltzer - For more amazing video clips, click here So let's keep the fat man happy and just keep sending him koalas to keep my army growing. They make me happy. (repost of original by '~FAT SONNY~' on '2009-03-24 11:55:35') (repost of original by '~Freak~' on '2009-03-24 11:57:59') (repost of original by '☆ Mz.hTTGrL ☆ Mmr ֣ gr ǵrv ☆ -gg T Tl ☆' on '2009-03-24 15:19:11') (repost of original by 'President Lincoln~Fat Sonnys' Proud Uncle~OWNER of RENEGADE RADIO UK~ no blank requests' on '2009-03-24 16:44:32')
what happened to all my so-called friends??i havent budged in points in almost a month.ill bb online in a month,is there anyway possible to make me insider 4 when i get back??...hmmmmm..oh well surprise me someone lol
The Killer And The Star - My Heart (demo)
She came in like the wind And took me over. A southern kinda day A wicked sun I fell into her will I'm on the floor now And every time she sang I come undone. It's my heart... heart It's my heart... heart The memories will fade Like ghosts of summer The way she made me feel Can't sleep alone Then I saw her face The sun froze over And every time she sang I come undone It's my heart... heart It's my heart... heart Can you give love Can you give love Can you give love Can you give love Can you give love Can you give love
Original Snapvine!
Yes, it's back up on my new profile..the original one from last year with dirty..dirty messages from Russian (when she lust me once), Moo, Harley, Witchie, Sherry, Moet, Shosh, Jan, Tawyna ...Bludge! Feel free to leave a new one.
Witchcraft In My Mind And On My Body
The Coming Solar Storm - 2012 Click BELOW for the video on THE END OF THE WORLD in 2012 AD! BOMBSHELL REPORT: YOU'VE GOT 90 SECONDS BEFORE YOU MEET YOUR MAKER ... WHAT WOULD YOU DO? YOU'LL GET A CHANCE TO FIND OUT IN A LITTLE MORE THAN 3 YEARS FROM NOW! THE NEXT MASSIVE SPACE STORM IN THE FORM OF A SOLAR MAXIMUM IS DUE HERE TO WIPE OUT A LARGE PORTION OF EARTH's NEVER-ENDING WARRING POPULATION IN 2012 AD! KISS YOUR XXX GOODBYE! by Michael Brooks, New Scientist Magazine, Issue 2700, 25 March 2009 IT IS MIDNIGHT on 22 September 2012 and the skies above Manhattan are filled with a flickering curtain of colourful light. Few New Yorkers have seen the aurora this far south but their fascination is short-lived. Within a few seconds, electric bulbs dim and flicker, then
Whats New With E..
Some of my friends on here know that April 5th will be my first day in school, and this is a blog for those who didn't know that yet. I am currently enrolled in the International Academy of Design Technology (IADT) which I am going for a 2 yr associates degree in Web design for starters, This will get me on the road to where I want to be. As a Web Developer.. will plan to several different areas as I can afford it, maybe even computer programing.. who knows...I have been wanting to do this for so long..just been afraid to because of the debt it incures...hopefully though with the help and support of my friends I will be able to find some work free lancing as I go through school. I know a lot so far but want to learn how to remember and write an actual code for a site and also how to do the adobe sites... like has as an example...his site is off the chain I think..but anyhow.. I wanted to leave my email for those who want
Blonde Jokes
What is the first thing a blonde says when she wakes up in the morning? So, what band are you guys in? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a blonde prefer an adjustable steering wheel? More 'head' room. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you heard about the new blonde paint? It's cheap, not too bright, and spreads easily. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do blondes have black & blue belly buttons? Because they have blond boyfriends. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a blonde like rail-road tracks? Because she has been laid all over the country. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How are blondes and screen doors alike? The more you bang 'em, the
Club 50
After losing another member, I went back through my pic folders and discovered that not all members are rating their fellow team mates. It's discouraging to see, but true. The ones who aren't (you know who you are) will be dropped from the team if you don't or aren't going to rate. Its not fair to those who spend their time rating each of the team members only to have the love not returned. Our next day to rate is Friday, I will review my folders and randomly pick two other team members to review & confirm who is & isnt. As always, your feedback is welcomed & appreciated. Thanks, Rick
People always ask me the same question: waht was your reason to come here? uhm...the answer is the opportunities. In this country, I have all the opportunity in the world to make a better life for myself. Then someone sometimes says: "you have a college degree, and work an hourly job at a hotel at night. What gives, if this is a land of opportunity? Not taking advantage of opportunities doesn't mean you don't have them. I PREFER not to be a desk slave, to go anywhere whenever I want, to get big fat hotel discounts when I travel, and have time at work to do my art. I dont give a shit for flat screen TVs, salons, fancy purses, other shit, so why would I work extra hard for it? My only goal in life is travel and more travel, and I need a flexible job to do that. My parents are better examples of opportunities grabbed by the pants: I remember my mom working as a PhD'd scientist, and making less money than my friend's mom that was a chair factory worker. Same with my dad,
What Kind Of Cat I Am Like
You are most like a Chinchilla cat. You're a very calm and peaceful person. You love to be called "cute." People would describe you as a very affectionate person.
dose size matter or is it just what ppl say to get rid of other ppl plz let me know ty
Plz Help Me Help My Friends
Clayton Bruster Clayton Bruster I am in search of a muse for my artistic work in the Los Angeles area. Need to fine art images and holiday shots. Christmas, St. Patricks Day, Valentines Day, Fourth of July and all the major holidays. This work will be done on a TFCD basis and the details can be found on on the TFCD menu item. Please contact if youre interested.
The Final Act
Screeching tires, shattering glass, twisting metal, fiberglass. The scene is set it all goes black, The curtain raised the final act. Sirens raging in the night, sounds of horror, gasps of fright. Intense pain, the smell of blood tearing eyes begin to flood. They pull out our bodies one by one, What is going on, we were only having fun! One of my friends is missing, what did I do? Her scattered belongings everywhere, in the road there lies her shoe. A man is leaning over me and looking in my eyes, "What were you thinking, son"? "Did you really think that you could drive?" He pulled up the sheet still looking in my eyes, "If you'd only called your Mom or Dad, you'd still be alive!" I started to scream, I started to yell; But no one could hear me, no one could tell. They put me in an ambulance; they took me away. The doctor at the hospital exclaimed, "DOA!" My father's in shock, my mother in tears, she collapses in grief, overcome by the fear. They take me to this
Off in the night while you live it up I'm off to sleep Waging wars to shake the poet and the beat I hope it's gonna make you notice I hope it's gonna make you notice Someone like me Someone like me Someone like me
My Boy
he grins from ear to ear,his legs are kicking,he has no fear.the wind is drifting threw his hair,he holds on tight,were quite the pair.i feel the joy ,delight and glee,of my lil boy,onthe swing with me
Drugz Are Not My Best Friend
another lonley day for me to get through i need to find my way but thats hard to do.sobriety hurt so bad i wish to forget but i gave it all i had i knew i couldnt handle it.i need to find a high and ride it till the end without it i cant get by drugs are like my best picks me up when im low and at times gives me hope it helps the real me show and even helps me never lets me down and it never tells a lie it takes away my frown and helps me to get by.drugs are like my best friend when im all alone on them ill always depend because im scared of the unknown its been a hell of a ride but now it must end i know deep down that drugs arent my best friend.
Cover Letter?
What the fuck people! I need a motherfuckin job, and I have a resume that says I am fucking fit to be your goddamn front desk/administrative assistant. I have applied to a ton of jobs on here, and not one of them responded, WHAT THE FUCK?! Cover Letter? Here's my fucking cover letter! Now, I'm really low on money, and I'll suck a dick if I have to...that's right! Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I'll fight that motherfucker and I'll win! Can any other prospective employee say that?! FUCK NO! What'd you say? You lost your keys? FUCK IT! I'll shoot the goddamn lock off your door with my laser eyes! That's how bad I need a motherfuckin job! Your brother is gay and you're not cool with that? I'll de-gay him with reverse buttsex. Don't believe me?! Then hire me and I'll fucking show you! OBJECTIVE I need a motherfuckin job. SHIT I HAVE DONE -I invented the moon. -Atlantis was around til 1988, but sunk when I shot out of my mom's vagina like a silver
So No One Is Confused About The Hottest Bitch In Industrial
Deb motherfucker from lords of acid if you dont get that you need to kill yourself
I Seen You..... Yes You
I mean, come on! It was like 50 paces to the nearest restroom! I sat there in my car wondering what the hell you were up to - you spent at least 2 minutes scurrying around your parked car, looking to see if the coast was clear. I thought you were going to, like, break into someone else's car or something. Then I guessed you thought you were "safe" and hurried to the front of your car, near the third level stairwell, dropped your pants, squatted and WENT TO IT! For Christ's sake, woman! All the time you spent looking out for passing cars so no one would see you crapping like a dog in public, you could have hustled your lazy ass downstairs and into the building and USED THE DAMNED RESTROOM! Sheesh! Anyway - if you're free later, drop me a line. I was never more turned on in my life.
Have To Hear Slick Idiot Now Well Fucking Here You Go Right Heir
i so dont give a fuck, it is 4:28 A.M. and i just stood up at my desk and pissed out the window through the screen in front of some ninety year old woman walking her dog, who walks the dog at four am?
A hobby of mine that nobody knows about is I like to be the first customer to take a shit at a new business. I find all the new businesses opening up such as grocery stores, Home Depots, restaurants, etc and I will walk in there first minute they are open for business and go right to the mens room and take a huge shit. I have been doing this for 6 years now and have been the first customer to shit in over 110 stores throughout the area. I always buy something after so I can really be a customer. The night before I usually eat some bean burritos from Taco Bell and follow it up with a 20oz coffee on my way to the store early the next morning so I get the bubble gut which allows me a better chance of destroying the bathroom. I have been the 1st person to shit in many new businesses throughout Eastern WI. I currently have 3 businesses that Im waiting to open up for the public. I will make sure Im the 1st to shit in the bathroom as a paying customer. I usually flush but sometimes if its
So This Is What Its All About...
well....its been a rough 7 months here in MA. and its only going to get harder. The only good thing is th@ work is starting very shortly...and besides th@....its pretty much not the same as things used to be.... things are waaaaay different with mom gone...and dad in the hospital. its almost a matter of time before its just my sister n me left. rp
Yeah, we get it - You're pregnant. BIG FUCKING DEAL. It's not like you went to school for three years and had to take some excruciating multi-day certification. It's not like you saved a Golden Retriever puppy from getting run over by a bus load of Norwegian tourists. It's not like you cured macular degeneration. YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND TOOK A MAN-MUSTARD INJECTION... Wow. Way to go. I am amazed you made it through such a mentally and physically demanding challenge that probably lasted all of 45 seconds (either natural or lab-grown.) And now we are suppose to fawn all over you. We are suppose to act like it's so incredibly difficult to get pregnant, and that you are now this pristine chalice of life -Something that deserves to be worshiped and adored. Feel sick in the mornings? Do your feet hurt cause they are swelling? Gotta buy new clothes because you are 12 weeks along and have already put on 19 pounds? NOT MY PROBLEM. Do your job like you are suppose to and shut the hell up
If I Must Pay Tribute To A Cocaine Fiend And Male Model
Everyone Thinks I Am Joking When I Say Mdfmk
they are a real band, surviving members of kmfdm during a lawsuit after which two members gunther and en esche left to form slick idiot, i think i have that right, so if you think tim skold started his industrial know how on marilyn mansons golden age of whatever the fuck album you are an idiot, also check out lucia's ass which by the way since we are on the subject i want to fuck her, very the ass
Life is crazy sometimes. You can eaither have a shity day or an almost good day. I don't thank I have ever had a good day. What is a good day. Will there ever be a day when every body in the world is happy, hell even a hour, or a min.. I don't thank that will ever happen. I wish it would. There are some people where there good day is only getting beatin once or twice. You always have to look at it this way. Someone somewhere has had a worse day,hell a worse life. So I don't thank we should take life for granted. We should enjoy it. So live your life how you want, not how outhers want you to live it. You are the one responcible for what you do, not evy body else.
Let Down, Burned Out, Scared, Feeling Alone, Its About Time
The Darkest Movie Of All Time
Group Warns New Internet Worm Set To Attack April 1
OTTAWA - A malicious cyber worm could wreak havoc on millions of potentially infected computers April 1 - or it could all be one big April Fool's joke. But the Canadian Internet Registration Authority isn't taking any chances when it comes to the latest variant of the Conficker worm. CIRA, which manages Canada's dot-ca (.ca) domain name registry, warned Tuesday that millions of computers running Microsoft's operating system may have been infected since the worm began spreading last fall. Beginning April 1, the worm is expected to force infected computers to randomly generate and connect to 50,000 web URLs a day from 110 domains around the world, including dot-ca domains. A secret "command-and-control" file instructing the worm to perform malicious actions could be hidden on any one of those URLs. "This command-and-control computer that all of the infected computers are going to try to reach out to is hosted under a particular domain name," said Byron Holla
I was watching tv while cleaning up my place, and it struck me how fast this society is going down. While people are griping about lack of morals, tv is infiltrated with garbage like Rock of Love, Girls Gone Wild, Real Housewives, Real Chance of Love, The Bachelor, etc. Its pathetic to watch those brainless excuses for human beings act like pathetic baboons at the zoo. And its not the producers' fault that they come out with that crap; its the general public that enjoys watching those fucktards. As I watched the previews for Girls Gone Wild, it was disgusting to see those barely adolescent skanks yap in ridiculously annoying voices about their bellybuttons. I am not chastising them because they are naked. I am definitely the last person to talk. The issue is their complete lack of brains. I would not call Venus of Milo a skanky bitch, or Madonna (the painting), or anyone else that wants to show off what they have while having at least half a brain. However, in this case, I
Andy Rooney Said On "60 Minutes":
seen this on someones profiles thought it b good for a blog I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE ? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolera
What For ?
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
This Side Of Borderline
Im afraid. Not of people. Not of things. But of me. I suppose that wouldnt make sense to anyone who hasnt really put any deep thought into themselves. But I think perhaps if you think about it youll understand. Its all about control. Not the control of other people. Not their control over you. Its about control of yourself. Theres a place in everyones mind, no matter how large, that theyre afraid think about. Afraid that if they venture there theyll never find their way out. A place so dark that youd rather forget it ever existed, than tread there, or let anyone else know its there. Its the festering wound where all your bad thoughts, all you fears, all your terrible nightmares, and all the things youre capable of flock to like germs to a wound. But you cant bandage it up, and it doesnt heal. Its always open, always inviting in some way, and very very dangerous. Some people have nightmares. Some people have daydream visions. Some people have the odd bad imagining,
The Harsh Realities Of Life Have Taught Me To Keep Things Plan And A Tragedy And A Force To Be Reacken With, I Have 3 Habits Women,drugs An
women always say they want a real man.when half of them not real them self.see me im down to earth layed back god fearing and also outspoken.from the mtown memphis 10,now ive moved up to houston and still getting in.
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My first auto 11 was a flop hardley got any rates. is it wrth it to run another?
My Mini Me
This is the saddest day so far.... You were contented to build some dream... now that the dream is not coming to be real, I always saw you looking at the sea.... maybe you were thinking some meaning why are u still here. I wanted to talk to you, hear your thoughts, what's really buggin you out, but, I am scared to know. But it really amazes me to see you so calm, yet shoutin'... I know I am not part of any of you, but when you finally decide to left us, and I found out, you worried.. even Im not sayin anything, I know you are... you even talked to me. But I was hurt. So I kept what I felt... Is it so hrd for you to accept to be here stuck with me? I wont forget the last smile you shot at me....
This Was Incredible
Bulletin: The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won't, ' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 ho ur days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
Tysm It, Love U Too! Xox
He's such a sweetheart, he added my fav song as well :)
Will Pay 10/k
need a track from a band off my space will pay 10/k for URL
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Final Destination Lounge
My words are weapons In which I murder you with But please don't get scared please do not turn your head We are the future the 21st century dyslexic, glue-sniffing cybersluts With homicidal minds and handguns We are the insane Nothing will change We are the same Nothing will change There is a thin line between what's good and what is evil I will tiptoe down that line But I will feel unstable My life is a circus And I'm tripping down the tightrope Well there is nothing to save me now So i will not look down And again and again and again And it happens again and again and again There's no beginning there is no end there is only change Progression backwards Is this where we are heading Take back your soul Forget your emptines There is a thin line between what's good and what is evil I will tiptoe down that line But I will feel unstable My life is a circus And I'm tripping down the tightrope Well there is nothing to save me now I'm falling to the ground
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Good Bye Fubar
Yes, I am leaving Fubar. Why am I leaving? Well it is very simple....this place is just not worth it anymore. When I first joined this site about 3 years ago, it was pretty fun. I met some nice people, talked to them, became friends with them, and I was enjoying my time on here. But now this place has pretty much gone to hell, at least it has for me. All you people care about on here are points, cherry bombs, auto-11's, fu-bling, and having the most friends and fans. And you don't even bother to get to know any of these people. I, on the other hand, actually do try to talk to some people, but I'm almost always ignored. There are a few who actually do talk to me sometimes and I want to let them know that I will them very much (you know who you are). If any of you would like to stay in contact with, you can find me at If you use AIM, Yahoo, and/or MSN, you can ask for my screen names. And, I doubt it, but if you would also like to have m
Possible Certificate?
Right now I'm taking a class in Web Development and it's got me very interested in possibly going for a certificate in Web Design & Publishing after I graduate with my Associate's. I talked to my instructor about the demand for web designers/developers. I also researched salary today. It looks really good so far and something I could really enjoy doing. I wonder if anyone currently does web development or knows someone or knows something about it that I might not find out just from basic research?
I Don't Know
I just don't know about these stuck up poeple they seem to think the world is wrapped around them whtich it not true at all because it is not all about them and that is just not how the world works so basically what I am trying to say is that I don't like suck people and that I think should just shut the fuck and stop talking about your self because it is not all about you.. Anyways I also think that stuck up people should just get a realty check because there are things going on in the world that you should take notice because maybe you would actually have something to talk about outher than yourself..Opps was that hursh all well it is good to hush sometimes because sometimes you can acctaully learn something form it I guess... I guesss what I am trying to say is that sometimes in life you have to stop being someone that you are not and always be yourself and always follow your heart follow your dreams and all that mochy shit.... But as I was saying STOP BEING STUCK ON YOURSELF BECAUS

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