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What Herb Are You?
You Are Rosemary You are stable and grounded. You may take a slow, steady approach to live, but you're a survivor. You are an intellectual and very rational. You can see things from a logical, detached viewpoint. You are successful but not particularly ambitious. You have a way of letting success come to you. You tend to be a bit understated and modest. You let your accomplishments speak for themselves. What Herb Are You?
: I'm so guilty of this I more then likely have about 10 of them 1/2 drank in the back seat and I use keep a case in the trunk! I no longer do!Thanks Charles!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: charlesTo: Date: Apr 3, 2009 7:00 PMSubject: Don't leave bottleled water in the carFrom Johns-Hopkins Bottled water in your car is very dangerous! On the Ellen show, Sheryl Crow said this is what caused her breast cancer. It has been identified as the most common cause Of the high levels of dioxin in breast cancer tissue.Sheryl Crow's oncologist told her:Women should not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. The heat reacts with the chemicals in the plastic of the bottle which releases dioxin into the water. Dioxin isA toxin increasingly found in breast cancer tissue. So please be careful and do not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. Pass this on to all the women in your life. This informati
Manna From Heaven
I must be living good. Over on another blog, I managed to spew out a few New Year's Resolutions.  In one of my more salient moments , I vowed to dispatch the Shamwow guy from modern pop icon status.Well it appears the God of Tongue Biting Hookers has heard my plea. Hot off the newsfeed - Vince Shlomi, the Shamwow pitchman, was arrested in Miami Beach last month for repeatedly punching a prostitute after she bit his tongue.Sweet.Solicitation AND Battery! Although all charges were eventually dropped, this should effectively be the end of his annoying career. He slapped the bitch, now he can’t pitch his kitsch and get rich ‘cause his new niche is digging a ditch.I wonder if they’ll let him keep the headset.Watch out Billy Mays. You're fucking next!!
This Really Pisses Me Off This Kinda Spam
Dear friend, I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to youbefore now. My name is Mark Smith, a master sgt. of The U.S. Army, deployed toIraq in the beginning of the war in 2003.I would like to share some highlypersonal classified information about my personal experience and role which Iplayed in the pursuit of my career serving under the U.S ARMY which was at thefore-front of the war in Iraq. Though, I would like to hold back certaininformation for security reasons for now until you have found time to visit theBBC website stated below to enable you have insight regarding what I intend toshare with you, believing that it would be of your desired interest in one wayor the other.Here is a BBC news listing that confirms what I share with you. Also, could you get back to me having visited the above website to enable usdiscuss in a more vivid manner to the best of your understanding. I must saythat I'm very
Need To Be Shit Faced
come on help me out
ready for any thing
Home Sick
I'm starting to feel home sick being in ATL. and i'm starting to miss my fam and friends i left behind. I don't miss my job just the money and friends. just starting to miss everything that i had back in indiana. it been two weeks now in ATL, starting to know my way around, but not like indy. some days i just want to go back. and other days i have to look for a way to make it here. but i have nothing holding me here like in indy. not a job but just a friend and his wife. other then them i have no friends here and it's starting to be hard making them at my age in life. 
What To Think
You ever have then days when you just want to get out and see more of the world?  Heck there is so much more just here in the U.S. that I wanna see and I still stuck in good ol hickerbilly town.  Ive been on vacations before and seen the ocean and different places but to live somewhere else! That would be excite'n.  Its a dream I may just have to live out! Or I gotta run away for a month and do nothing but travel......well maybe more than a month! I have a lot I wanna see and there is a place I might get caught up for a lil while! HeHe This is an urge that has been burnin in me for while. It calms down a lil but never goes away. My sister has begged me to go and move with her and i know we would do good together. But we have two different destinations in mind. That is the only thing that really stinks.  Maybe we will have to come to an agreement...... we go where I wanna go I'm the oldest!!! lol Hey the thought is good isn't it?!?!?! lol I haven't been spendin much time here on the FU
Wanna Play
The Thongs
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Hot Angels On Cam
Exotic Dreams - Kim 6
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~ Snow Dug Grave ~
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R.i.p. Randy Wilson...(cousin)
CopyRight: ~ lil-Graveyard-Ryder~R.I.P.'ll always be an older brother to me
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Not One Really
I've been nowhere And I didn't get there fast A third of my life rushed by me Leaving only an empty past sure there were good times, bad times, and times I can't recall, wish I could remember I may have enjoyed those most of all
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Dark Haired Angel
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Identity Lost..
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So I'm quite annoyed and whomever reads this beware, don't like it? GET OUT.Men.. you SUCK.Here's mister Scott. Grrr.. hasn't spoke to me in weeks. I don't know why I bother to let him annoy me. Maybe because I had some faith in him. Bah who knows. All I know is that it infuriates me that he lied.Then here's Dustin... sighs. Mister I talk a wonderful game. Damnit. Here I was sick as a dog, had everyone worried about just HOW sick I was and STILL had time for his ass. Couldn't speak... could barely breathe... couldn't keep my eyes open..NOTHING. But did I have time for him? Yes. I put off taking medicine that made me quit coughing and knocked me out for at least an hour or so (the only sleep I DID get) to be able to listen to him talk to me on the phone and whisper an answer here and there.Yet here he has an accident (supposedly) on the farm that has him SOOOOooo hurt that the doctor's dope him just soooooooooo bad that he is never awake and can only TEXT me once a day!? WTF!? I smell a
Love Is Eternal...
Summer 08Location: Vancouver Island B.C.Place: Pacific OceanInspired by: A Memory
Hey There Delilah By The Plain White Tshirts (i Have Reasons)
Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away But girl, tonight you look so pretty Yes you do Times Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true Hey there Delilah Don't you worry about the distance I'm right there if you get lonely Give this song another listen Close your eyes Listen to my voice, it's my disguise I'm by your side Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me What you do to me Hey there Delilah I know times are getting hard But just believe me, girl Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar We'll have it good We'll have the life we knew we would My word is good Hey there Delilah I've got so much left to say If every simple song I wrote to you Would take your breath away I'd write it all Even more in love with me you'd fall We'd have it all Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me A thousand miles seems p
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Inner Traveller (poem)...
INNER TRAVELLER   Speak to me-  Shaman of the Cherokee!   As one seeking knowlege  Of the Sacred Formulas-  Prepare me for my journeys;  Inward and outbound travels.   Though I know the Sacred Cloud  Will hide me from my enemies,  What can protect me  From myself?   With my spells to follow,  I can command Rabbit and Fish-  Yet I sometimes have no self-cotrol  Over some wicked, wayward wish!   Though I can cleverly conjure  Spider's seductive and winding web,  I am helpless- if not hapless-  
One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had, that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment, and frustration. Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: 'Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot, I don't know how. It is not fair Lord, I didn't deserve these wrongs that were done against me and I shouldn't
Blameful Love
Blameful Love   God is Love, So why do some say that Love hates us?? Is it because of the impatientness of God's work within out lives? It it because we only want what we think is best for out lives? Is it because we fear Love?? Is it not just the fear of love, but the fear to be in love again,without the one we love hurting us again. Why, Why, Why, do we think love hates us when it may have been possible that love was never ever show to be hated. It was our mistakes of having Lust and Love in our hands, which gives us the rightful or wrongful us of our plans....   Felicia Carol Shepard
I Fucking Love Floridians
KISSIMMEE, Fla.- On Tuesday, a Florida woman called 911 from within her locked vehicle in a Walgreen’s  parking lot . She was in distress and needed immediate help. She told the dispatcher that the electrical system in her car had failed and that she was unable to unlock the doors to get out.   “It’s getting very hot in here, and I’m not feeling well,” the caller told the dispatcher. The 911 operator told the woman that she may just want to manually unlock the door, which the woman did and promptly apologized before hanging up. Police say that this was not an April Fool’s joke. I have a feeling this isn’t the last we will hear from this woman. One day they will be posting about her killing pedestrians after swerving to miss the tree hanging from her rear-view mirror.
The morning sun is up and the light filters through our bedroom windows to lay upon you face. I trace the outline of your high forehead, long nose, and thin lips. I watch your chest rise and fall with each breath that you take. I am amazed at this simple moment, at how far we have come. Looking back on our past, I can see the rubble of the wars we waged; the broken pieces of my heart seem to litter the landscape and my tears could not wash it all away. Your addiction was like an ever present storm and your lies lit up the night like bolts of lightening striking the ground. Your broken promises fell to the ground like meteors ripping through the earth. But that is our past. I look to the future and it is like a quiet hill with a soft breeze. There is a big beautiful oak tree offering us shade from the warm sun. I can't see what lies beyond, but I am content with where we are. This is our life now, one day at a time, living moment to moment and this moment is good. Your sleepy e
Win A 5 Credit Bling
The 100th person to come into the KRYPT Lounge & joins & stayes for one hour WINS a 5 CREDIT BLING. So come & have fun,meet some new people make new friends,with DJ Raven spinning the tunes.
To Frickin Funny.....
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.Don't Disguise Your Voice !3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If TheyWant Fries with that.4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looksyou get.7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a seriousface.8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is < 'To Go'.9. Sing Along At The Opera.10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't AttendTheir Party Because You have a headache.11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ' I Won! IWon!'12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parkinglot, Yelling.... 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'13 . Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We
One of our friends and family has just buried her newborn girl today and i am too far away to help her and him . and i wouls like to saay to them keep your head up GOD  does not give us more than we can handle.  CRYING MAY LAST THROUGH THE NIGHT AND THE PAIN  MAY BR THERE TONITE, BUT TOMMOROW JOY WILL COME JUST KEEP THE FAITH AND I LOVE BOTH OF YOU.
I wanted to share my happiness with you today- but I couldn't because we've pushed each other away. I wanted to give you a hug, a kiss, to hold you tight- but I couldn't; I was afraid it would feel too right. I wanted to whisper "I love you" in your ear, beg you to stay and hold you near, but we're not a couple anymore. We're just two people who used to love before. Before the drinking took you away, before the anger and hate caused my heart to decay. We were part of something great, a couple who said forever, now we're better and defiant saying never. You ask me if you can come home for awhile, but we don't have a home. I wanted to say yes, but I become too worrisome. You think that my lack of tears signals a lack of heart, but I'm afraid if I cry that I'll just fall apart. And all the kings horses and all the kings men, will never get the pieces of my heart and soul back together again. So I put a smile on my face and start my day; There's work, housework, kids,
My Globals..
Wow.. My MuMM got deleted.. There's a first time for everything right? Funny though, It's the least offensive MuMM I've ever posted. I've made MuMMs about beating women, forced abortion, blacks and mexicans raping white chicks... But i get in trouble over dirty pussy?.. Every MuMM i've ever made has been NSFW.. Oh well.. it's karma I guess.. Enjoy the time I am unble to post my "offensive" MuMMs..
ok my bitch for the day..why is it people have in their satus re Rate my page all returned...when you rate .no one hardly ever help people level..rate all time and they come to your page and can't even rate or comment..
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Fu Name
Been toying with the idea of changing it. To be honest, I think over two years should = some sort of change, right? Being me though, I have no imagination for these things, so might just change it to my name.   Any better thoughts?
Gunpowder&lead =)
Dealing with an abusive relationship is hard, especially when you are forced to hide it from everyone, and you still live with your mother. I've dated some idiots in my past, but he was one of the worst, he did one thing that the others didn't, he beat me. Over any little thing, he hurt me in a lot of  ways, mentally, emotionally, physically, and eventually sexually. I use to say, before I ever met him, "I won't allow that to happen to me." I watched my mother go through 2 abusive husbands, and my sister through another 2(even though she has been married 4 times), and I promised myself I wasn't going to take that from a man. Well I did, and now I look back, and see what I've lost because of it. I lost my self-worth, my virginity, and a baby, all because he didn't know how to control his anger. The day he cheated on me not only pissed me off, but I was happy about it, because I wouldn't deal with a cheater again, so it gave me a reason to escape, to leave, and so I did. I hadn't shared
#% &*@%$#@!
/start rant Is anyone else's bar tab seriously lagging? Mine behind anywhere from 7-15 minutes.  I feel like I am missing out on everything :(!   And what is up with it now telling me other people on commenting on other people photos?! I really do not want to know EVERYTHING you people are doing. Next it is gonna be telling me when you people are fapping, and to what.   /end rant   (FEEL FREE TO CALL ME 772 257 4498) LOL some dude that checked me out.
Stranger Than Fiction ~five Finger Death Punch
It's stranger than fictionHow you've decayedIt must be so lonelyLost within your waysYou're born alone, you die aloneThe rest is your's to fill the gapThe world goes on without you hereAdjust or just collapseIs this what you wanted to beAlone standing by yourselfIs this all you wanted to beOr was that a cry for helpBy yourself, by yourself, by yourselfThrew old grenadesYou throw in vainI can't believe you'd stoop so lowOf all the things you took awayI miss my mind the mostIs this what you wanted to beAlone standing by yourselfIs this all you wanted to beOr was that a cry for helpBy yourself, by yourself, by yourselfIs this what you wanted to beAlone standing by yourselfIs this all you wanted to beOR WAS THAT A CRY FOR HELP!It's stranger than fictionHow you've decayedIt must be so lonelyLost within your ways
Your Love
A gentle word like a spark of light,Illuminates my soulAnd as each sound goes deeper,It's YOU that makes me wholeThere is no corner, no dark place,YOUR LOVE cannot fillAnd if the world starts causing waves,It's your devotion that makes them stillAnd yes you always speak to me,In sweet honesty and truthYour caring heart keeps out the rain,YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof.
Will some of you or all of you please take your time out to rate and comment my friends picture for a contest he's in...PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Thank You   here is the link:     hopefully You can see that...if not here is the link to copy and paste in your browser:   Thank You Very Much In Advance **if you haven't rated this blog..please do so**      
Death Before Dishonor ~five Finger Death Punch
[V1:]To the haters, the takers, the liars, all the vultures and the bottom feeding scumThe FCC, the FBI and every tin god with a badge and a gunYou talk and talk, you preach and bitch but your words don't mean a thingYou get what you give, you give what you getJust the way it's always been[Chorus:]I choose death before dishonorI'd rather die than live down on my kneesBury me like a soldier, with my dignity![V2:]You imitate the ostracized, put your head beneath the sandYour cup it runneth over, must be rough to live so grandYou reap what you sew, you pay what you owe unless you bathe yourself in greedYou rob and you take, your world is fakeThere's no honor amongst the thieves[Chorus:]I choose death before dishonorI'd rather die than live down on my kneesBury me like a soldier, with my dignity![Pre-Chorus:]Fuck!You're self righteous, self pretentiousYour ways are not for meYou're deluded, so confusedYour world is not for me[Chorus:]I choose death before dishonorI'd rather die than live d
4/3/09 Fluffy Starr Blog
Sh*t mood, but new photo! I'm a bit of a mood today. Yep. I know I shouldn't blog when I'm in a bit of a mood. But here I am, blogging! Keeping it real, yo. Just got back from my errands, and was carrying a heavy bag of food and felt extremely bored and I started realizing how astoundingly cranky I felt. And it's not because I've been dissed by my skittish crazy chihuahua all day. I realized that I have been couped up all week, and didn't really interact with any human beings! (Online doesn't count. Real life human beings, standing in front of me.) Well, not any that wanted to interact with me really. And going on errands doesn't count. You see, leading up to the show, I had an intense amount of stress. Good stress, which was excitement for the show. And bad stress. You know, personal life stuff. It was really draining on me though. So by the time the show was done, I realized it was time to have a wee rest. So I did for a few days. But that resulted me in not interacting with any r
Pleas Help
The person that invited me here is back. She is a single mom that ran into some problems. She invited me here last January and last Feb. was the last time she was on regularly till now. Could you  please help her out. She is in my fam as" NO".  No">@ fubar   Could you my friends and fam hook her up? She is a sweetheart. She only a barfly. Please see what you can do to help her
Locked Away
Locked away from society living in a cell twenty two hours a day, it's every mans hell. Expected to be stroung and not to shed a tear woundering if LOVE will survive id but my only fear. My mind keeps on struggling to keep it's self sane but this is hard to do while dealing with miserys pain. So i remove myself from the present and not dwell upon the past, but pray for the future and hope it will come fast. Untill it does arrive and i can once again be free. I'll be just anouther number but wanting to be me......
What Is This Feeling
When your not around i fall to pieces, When your not here my mind is lost and it's neaver found untill i hear you voice say my name, When were apart my heart feels like it's gonna fall apart, What is this feeling that has come over me, What is happening to me, I can feel these changes takeing place in me, What is this feeling that am feeling inside of me.......
What The Heck?
What the heck is this?     Fubar is giving pimp outs for people close to leveling? I need one of these! I only have 17 million to Oracle!! LOL
Smoking Fags And Wrote This In A Couple Min. :)
the minutes merge into a muted reelmotion is meaningless, time is obsoletethere are no heroes in this storycharacters are jaded without emotion or feelingthe plot is starting to crumblea tragedy, a romance, a dark comedythemes are beginning to blur fading into nothingnessan audience waits in the darksearching for a clue of whats in storebut there is no way to foreknow perhaps a previous character will prevailor an unfamiliar will surfacesome wait in anticipationothers give up hope
Bomb Me And Win????
   Here's the deal: I know that blinging or using blings is the fastest way to level.  I am willing to buy an auto11/bomb bling if someone is interested in selling either to me. I currently have around 5m in fu bucks.  I am also considering having a drawing to win bling/rates from me for heavy raters. I only have very few bling credits left. PIMPsugarbear won me in an auction and gave me a 65 credit bling pack. Very awesome I thought. I have traded some or blinged some including him. If you are interested in any of these offers shout or pm me, please. You may also leave a comment here in this blog as well. I will get back to you as soon as I can. I may be working or just away*I do work weekends* so be patient.
To Bomb List
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Too Unsure
If I have my whole life ahead of me the why can't I live it? I alwasy disappoint someone. Im so confused and caught in the tight grip of control. Will someone please free me?
Hit Me Up
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Our Profile     mwahaha that's my boyfriend and my profile please visit, help us lvl.   out of respect to fubar's rules we won't rate the pics since that would be cheating.
A Mothers Pain
Video Playlists :) Music Updated
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My Words 1
Ahhh! Real Monsters!
Actually it's Ahhh! Size 26?!?!  I bought some pants from Hot Topic awhile ago and thought they said 29 because my normal size, which was 30 was too loose by this brand.  I go to put on the pants the next morning and I see the tag says 26.  I was like, "not good".  So I try them on and wala.  They fit, but the hugged me like a pair of chick pants.  They caused a lot of uncomfortable readjustments, but what the hell.  My friend Bryan actually named my 'junk' adjustments as the 'LA handshake'. The reason I couldn't just go return them is because I used the reciept to give a chick my number as she was on working and couldn't give out her number at that point.  I did get the date though, so I'll survive.  They didn't shrink in the drier, but the top button dig break eventually.
Something's Wrong With The World
You know there is something wrong with the world when 14 yr old girls have the online name 'X rated'.
So this Drill Sgt is new to Fubar and it really seems to fit my new found status as single. Seems to be alt of internet ladies in here that could make for alot of fun. Come on ladies... come and join my troop.
My Job
In my first year working at a grossly substandard animal shelter in Maryland, I forced myself to go in early to euthanize dogs by holding them in my arms and gently helping them escape an uncaring world without trauma or pain and to spare them from being stabbed haphazardly—while they were fully conscious, terrified and aware—in the general vicinity of their hearts with needles blunt from reuse and left to thrash on the floor until they finally died by the callous people who would arrive later to do the job. I always wonder how anyone cannot recognize that there is a world of difference between painlessly euthanizing animals out of compassion—aged, injured, sick, and dying animals whose guardians can't afford euthanasia, for instance—as PETA does, and causing them to suffer terror, pain, and a prolonged death while struggling to survive on the streets, at the hands of untrained and uncaring "technicians," or animal abusers. Diamond was suffering from a painf
Is taking over the airwaves at Bad Habitz Radio!! Come Rawk out!
New job  yes iam still sailing but this time in the gulf of mexico.I hate starting over. but the money is more then before  I'll be on the global orion  she is vanuatu flag  with us crew.. I don't under stand it all yet frist I'll go to school (sms) one the things will be lerning  how escape out of a helacopter  up side down in the water...then on the 16th I go to the ship...  with a smile $$$$$$  for 28 on 28 off ...Fair winds and following seas
Sailing Away
New job  yes iam still sailing but this time in the gulf of mexico.I hate starting over. but the money is more then before  I'll be on the global orion  she is vanuatu flag  with us crew.. I don't under stand it all yet frist I'll go to school (sms) one the things will be lerning  how escape out of a helacopter  up side down in the water...then on the 16th I go to the ship...  with a smile $$$$$$  for 28 on 28 off ...Fair winds and following seas
Dog abandoned, hit by carKalamazoo, MI (US) Incident Date: Wednesday, Mar 18, 2009County: KalamazooCharges: MisdemeanorDisposition: OpenSuspect(s) Unknown - We need your help! Copper would shake your hand, speak and even toss you a high-five. A note taped to the mixed-breed's collar attests to his talents, but these deeds are not verifiable by eyewitness account. Copper, you see, is dead. The 30-pound male dog, estimated to be about 1 year old by Kalamazoo County Animal Services and Enforcement officials, was found March 18 lying on the shoulder of an asphalt road in Oshtemo Township. There was a hole in his skull, inflicted when a car hit him. It was too late to heed the message someone had written on the tape wrapped around his collar: "Help me." Beneath the tape, in a plastic baggie, was a handwritten note describing Copper's charming talents -- he could sit, roll over, crawl, play dead and shake hands. But someone let Copper go, abandoning him instead of dropping him off at
14 Dead 4 More Wounded In Binghamton Ny
Bruce Barton
"When you are through changing, you are through."
Die, Pee Wee! Die!!
i would like to think that i'm a tolerant, open-minded person.  i try to accept everyone for who they are - even if they rub me the wrong way.  but try as i may, i cannot grasp this juggalo thing.  maybe it's my aversion to clowns, or maybe it's their mindless adherence to a pop culture fad.  i dunno.  either way, i'd love to take pee wee's hatchet and shove it up his ass.  
Praise Fubar!
My mumm its sinfull nature is rightfully gone,FUBAR is the greatest place known to man, those in charge are no less then gods decended from the heavens to give us this wonderfull site, everyone here is blessed to be apart of this living miracle,no doubt in due time fubar will deliver to cure for famine,all known viruses,a working solution for the economy and more, my last mumm was blasphamy and i want to repent my sinfull way's please forgive me of my sins oh great fubar gods. mumm question Isn't fubar just a basket full of puppies on a unicorn riding a rainbow kinds of fantastic?
My Inside Quotes
- "I can exfoliate my own ass."-"Were You Born?"-"I can't dot anymore."-"How do I delarge it."-"I got my area checked out."-"Here I'll spell it out for you, Knee....."-"I thought my grandma said get the waterbottle between my grandpa's penis"-"Is that his booty? Aww, he looks so cute."-"I love whistledick."-"Get off the stephface." NillaBear and FivelMousekawitsFivel-"You liar whore thief communist."Nilla-"I'm not a commie." -"I'm only inserting suckers into my hole."-"The dog licked my crack."-"Yes Tim, I want to give you a rim job."-"I love Ceasar salad."-"Why was I yelling at Ivan?" Sad0Mas0Christ and NillaBearChrist-"I look like ass."Nilla-"You like to lick ass? Come here Ivan." -"I almost died from suckerness."-"My throat hole hurts."-"I didn't know I could feel my ass bone through my ass."-"Why are you fucking me?"-"The scabies are almost gone." -"It's so hard to suck when you laugh."-"I want to circle my strawberry around hi
Cure De Tour
I will be riding in Tour De Cure on June 7Th this is a bicycle ride to raise money for the ADA  ( American Diabetes Association) I am currently looking for sponsors all dontations are tax deductable. you can go to Tour De Cure to Donate / Sponsor me in this ride. thank you all very much
It's Karaoke Night in BHR!!Click the picture below to come join the fun! It's Karaoke Night in BHR!!Click the picture below to come join the fun!
This World
Let me just start here, its not up for debate. I am here to blog my thoughts and feelings. if u have a problem with what i say, then move on.   What the hell is this World turning into?  It seems as if everyday there is a blood bathe going on. Today in Ny there was a shooting. 13 people killed, last week a man went into a nursing home and killed poor defenseless elders.   This world is turning into a dark morbid place. Im beginning to think it is going to fail all together. We need to REMEMBER that we are all trying to survive this crisis, EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE A STAND and suck it the fuck up.   I am a ARMY WIFE, a proud, active loving wife. And im sick and tired of hearing about how people dont appreciate what WE do.. They sit there and say we cheat, use them for their money. Holy shit, take a walk in my shoes for a fucking week, im sure u fall flat on your face     OK rant over.
Here are some helpful tips to all you hatters out there 1.  If you don’t like something stay away.  Like smoking if you don’t like to be around smokers don't.  What gives you the right to tell other people what to do?  I can’t even go to a damn bar and smoke if I want to anymore without having to go outside that is a major buzz kill.  2.  Girls with NSFW pics are not sluts. Tramps or anything else you may call them.  Its 2009 numb nuts.  People can be free to express themselves without having to worry about what you think; and girls don’t hate because someone is better looking than you.
Texas Chainsaw Charlie
Entering Another World Celebrating the darkness That falls most imperfectly Conjuring the dead that awake in my mind Slashing with their little knifes impaling me causing violent seizures and foaming out of my eyes like a devil spawn I cry helpless.. I cry being forced to commit to their ways becoming one one of those things people fear with acid like substance I shoot from my eyes I use it as a weapon fighting against them while enumerating 1...2...3...4 counting furthermore shifting the balance devouring them like a plague a sickness like cancer converting the darkness into light intertwining the two making another world another world..I still live in today.
Poll Question:
Have you ever had a three-some that included you, your spouse or significant other) and another person? Check all that apply.CHOICES       - No, I am a man, she can have sex with others as long as I don't have to participate.,       - I am a man and I like to watch my wife or significant other have sex with others while I watch and masturbate.,       - No, I am a woman, and I don't want to share my man with anyone while I am with him.,       - No, I am woman, he can have sex with other women as long as I don't have to participate.,       - Yes, I am a man, and the third person was a man.,       - Yes, I am a man, and the third person was a woman.,       - No, I am a man, but I have had threesomes with others.,       - No, I am a man, but the idea sounds exciting.,       - No, I am a man, and I don't want to share my woman with anyone while I am with her.,       - Yes, I am a woman and the third person was a man.,       - Yes, I am a woman and the third person was a woman.,       - No,
You Can't Win...
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead:
Single, Smoke Free Girls Only! You Smoke? Fug Off!
The title of this blog is the fubar name of this guy. Be on the look out for AN ABSOLUTE IGNORANT ASSHOLE, SPINELESS COWARD. What we are dealing with here is a completely narrow-minded individual that is INCAPABLE of logic.    He can't stand women who smoke cigarettes,weed, or anything, he will BARELY tolerate the consumption of alcohol. He believes that women who smoke are "low rent," "trashy," and " disgusting."  He will not even associate with you, in fact he will actually come to despise you.  Again is fubar name is "SINGLE, smoke Free girls ONLY! You smoke? Fug off!" ( I thought I'd keep the ridiculous caps sizing and improper grammar for authenticity.) 
R.i.p Aunt Connie
I still can't believe it....I just talked to her last week and I wake up to my mom telling me they found her dead in her apartment...the only decent person in my whole fucked up family is gone...she always kept us together or tried to but now it's gonna be hard to get anyone to do anything.... something about them finding her.....I don't like that and it really bothers me more then anything  I don't care what anyone in my family thinks about her, granted most never cared for her....I did and I still do and always will no matter what....she wasn't perfect but who the fuck one... R.I.P Aunt Connie....I love you and miss you     
Here's to it, from it, and to it again. I met you, I bet you, I bet you I met you , I bet you I do it again.
Tool Tour Update
  Confirmed TOOL Dates   Commerce City,Co - July 18th Jersey City,N.J. - Aug 1st Chicago,Ill - Aug Lollapalooza   Stay tuned as I will be posting more dates as I get them :D
why do so many men lie to women? i just for the life of me cannot figure this out. if you arent intersted or have no interest in doing what you are going to say why fucking say you are? i am so tired of all the bullshit with men today i really might go back to bein a lesbian.          
My Autos..
I know it's short notice, but I got an Autos bling today, and I'm going to be activating it at 5pm [est].    Just giving a heads up!
Do You Ever Feel Like Your The Very Last One To Know Whats Going On?
Thank You For All Your Help
I just wanted to do this to thank everyone that helped me yesterday. Ive learned that ya cant do it without great fu friends and everyone else. I want to especially thank the 25 to life family for all the rates and gifts. You guys rock and I am proud to be a member of the family.
Busy Signal
My 10 year old is trying to call her dad. She hangs up the phone and says "it keeps going beeep...beeep...beeep...beeep" She's never heard a busy signal. How sad is that?
$10 Off Any Ipod Vibrator At
Just type in fubar at the final checkout screen and presto - $10 off your order. Tune In & Turn On at We have a range of high tech sex toys! Mostly iPod music powered but we also sell lubes and other bedside treats oh, and we just launched Club Vibe - Stick it in your pants and Dance! A wearable music bullet vibe Brian Founder, OhMiBod
I Thank
I thank the people I have found
To My Friends And The Haters!
my good friend, coworker, and fellow apprentice david owing just had surgery and had 3 tumors removed. one in his neck leading to his brain and two in the back of his brain and they where cancer. he is now left with half the sight gone in one eye and his motor skills poor. i love him like he is family and i am sad and upset cause i think it is so unfair. but as his friend i am there for him and will always be there. the worst part is his mother passed away a few months ago and she was all he had. now he has to go through this with me and his other best friend pookie. so i vented and if anyone wishes to bash me for being said and needing to express my feelings then be my guest but until you walk a mile in my shoes you will never be the person i am and you will never really know me. so blah blah blah to all the haters out there. and to those that are my true friends and you know whom you are i say muah and thanks for being my friend cause you made my life a little brighter even in the da
Dancers Wanted Bewtween 18-30yrs Old!!!!!
If you are a women between the age of 18-30 and you have experience in the stripclub and can follow instructions well without attitude, drama, and stress then youneed to come holla at me immediately.I'm the kind of person that will manage your career and make sure you are treated right and with the upmost respect and dignity too as long as you do what you are told and don't give me no problems , drama, or stress in the process then we'll get along just fine.To join this club of elite go gettas you are going to have to prove to me that you can make at least $1,000 or better to be part of this elties organization called the "Thoroughbred Elites".For all you haters out there I don't care about what you think of me right now or in the future, this is how I eat and I'm not going to let you or anyone mess up my lifestyle or money because you think bad of me and so on.You must have curves to joon this squad and weight under 200lbs also. the maximum weight is 180lbs and nothing more.So if you
Easy Money, No Lie!!!!
Hey there, I just found this great website that pays you to try out new products, services, and websites. You can make $5 to $75 per survey, and you even get to keep the products you review! The surveys are really easy, and the membership is FREE, so what is there to lose, right? Check it out!
My Birthday Suit
The last time anyone has seen me naked, they told me that I should take my birthday suit back to where I got it from and not to shop there anymore.  
If A Man Wants You
IF A MAN WANTS YOU   *If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. * If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. *Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. *Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. *Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. *Slower is better. *Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. *If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. *Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. *Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. *The only person you can control in a relationship is you. *Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. *He didn't marry them when he
Emotion: Kill Kill Kill.
so i really needed some cash because i dont want to lose my truck[i love you!] so i give my boyfriend back a bracelet and a ring [because he mentioned he'd sell them to get cash, and they were gifts he gave to his late grandma, but he has other things that were hers and she actually liked/wore so its not a big deal]   he holds on to them and i figure well their really his and maybe its a sentimental thing, so i would just ask him and hed say ok im going.   and he would ask people where he could sell it on his own without me asking him   see. i wouldnt have asked  him if he didnt mention it or if his grandma didnt have all this other crap, etc   but then THEN SECOND he needs cash for the same reason, BAM! its gone. sold in less than a blink of the eye i dont know about you but damn, i think thats dirty. so apparently im completely on my own. i guess im just annoyed/pissed/hurt because if it was the other way around, i would have helped him out.   maybe im wrong to be feel
That's Love
THAT'S LOVE If you love someone because you think he or she is really gorgeous....then it's not's "Infatuation" If you love someone because you think that you shouldn't leave him/her because others think you shouldn't....then it's not's "Compromise" If you love someone because you have been kissed by him/her....then it's not's "Inferiority Complex" If you love someone because you share everything with him/her....then it's not's "Friendship" But....If you feel the pain of the other person more than him/her even when he/she is stable and you cry for him/her....that's "LOVE" If you get attracted to other people but stay with him/her without any regrets....that's "LOVE" If you let him/her go knowing that he/she has to go but he/she doesn't want to....that's "LOVE"
I Believe
I Believe   Have a seat....relax...and read this slowly. It kind a sums it all up.......... I believe - That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - That you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe - That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe - That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship
So I'm trying to decide if karma really is a bitch...I'm pretty sure I got paid back for being a cheap ass today. I took the hell monkies to see Monster Vs Aliens...not recommended btw...and instead of payin overblown prices for sodas I threw a couple juice boxes in my purse...and wouldn't ya know? One of the lil bastards exploded...So there I am in the theater trying not to expose my smuggling crime and clean up a terrible time I'll spring for the soda.
Blog Change
1. TinyMCE is a piece of shit 2.  TinyMCE is a piece of shit 3. TinyMCE is a piece of shit 4. See 1, 2, 3.   :|
People Get Offened Too Easily
well apparently some people cant take a compliment when you rate them. i was in hellys blog last night and we were playing truth or dare and my dare was to rate the #1 chick a 1 then write her a comment as to how hot she was...heres the comment and heres the aftermath some people just cant take a compliment
Blogging For The Interested Or The Knowledgable...
   To those who wish to know or who are thinking "wow, how deep". I am a Cleric of healing in the sense that listening to others will help myself later on in life. As well as having the ability I have, I also have problems, and my writtings are truthful and for a reason, not for entertainment.    If ever you think wow, how can i find a guy like that. Well, lol, all I can say is....All guys have the ability to sense emotion and be relationship prone. the mind is a very vast and complex tool that has been obused from centuries of neglect and torture. The prospective of "Man" is this, if the medium of companionship has never been introduce to him, he will never fall into lingo for a reason, but will ultimately fall into a destructive self-will and therefore will never experience the tenderness and compasiion of a woman that he could have deserved and desired. The prospective of "Woman" is this, the mental and spiritual thresh hold to which we need sanctity....PERIOD. If it weren't for "w
About Me
Nickname you prefer: dont have oneAge, including months: 46 & 7 monthsWhat is your ethnic background? German, French, Polish, Hungarian, Irish, English and Italian Real hair color: AuburnAge you got your first piercing/tattoos: 13How many?: 2Shampoo/conditioner : Loreal or aussieDeodorant: SecretPerfume/cologne: GorgioFavorite shirt: Black TSoap?: BODY WASHLotion?: JergensDo you hold grudges or forgive easy?: NOHow many real, close, friends do you have that you can truly trust?: 4Are you happy when you are single?: YES AND NODo you feel like you have everything you want/need?: CLOSEAre you content?: NODo you have any phobias?: HeightsWhats your favorite physical feature about you?: EYES/lipsWhats your favorite part of your personality?: HonestyWhat do you wanna be when you grow up?: EmployedIs 30 old?: ITS THE NEW TWENTIESDo you have a crush on anyone?: YESWhat's the prettiest part of your body?: EYES If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?: IrelandMovie yo
Idle Hands
Figure me out I sit here and shout blah...blah...blah...overanalyzing But feeling bruised and cut My happiness seems on the line Wanting, wanting, and longing Where is my love at? Iam here pleading for you to help me out Days go by and pass away tender and sweet touches are lost I miss touch...i miss your warmth Alone and i am feeling so very lost Warmth is what i long to have please leave behind any idle hands All i desire is for you to fill me up Giving me peace within your touch Make my goosebumps swell all up Washing away all of my distrust Losing myself and the parts i will not miss slumber, slumber, no anxiousness Butterflies swirling around inside of me Fluttering away any and all of my misery Giving me a sense of warmth and need Fighting for love and feeling desired
The Kids Are Moving!!!
Yes it is time for me to  have my home back to myself. My two failure to launch girls are finally moving out and sharing a home. Not mine. I will have the privacy to dress or not dress as I feel like. I can start dating again, I have so missed having this freedom for over 2 years now. That's right world I am a woman on the loose again.
April 03,2009--"sanctity"
  Sitting along the wall on the lake makes me sense the feelings of others. Quickly realizing that these feeling were mine today. I quickly ran myself to my own mental sanctity. In thought, I transition the feelings into a block for anylizing. To seperate those that aren't important from the ones that are life changing meanings. Subtitled in the back of my mind are the thoughts and experiences of many years in transition. If I can't turn my experiences into learning abilities, then what's the point.    Lately I've felt unimportant(though not true), and unresponsible. Going through times like these I wonder if I REALLY do have what it takes to take care of my family. My soul in lingo, I wonder if my lovely Fiance will ever find that one medium that will ultimately be the epi-center of findings to grab hold of what's for me to have and run wsith it. A spiritual binding that ties us both will inevitably be my demise if I can't react to life the way I'm supposed to.  Keeping peace with
A Strong Lady
A strong lady knows how to keep her life in line. With tears in her eyes, she still manages to say, "Nah, I'm fine."
The Nameless
I wrote this thinking about a few people I've been very close too that have all either abandoned, or turned me away for some reason or another.  Your best served not asking if any of it applies to you, the best revenge lies in never uttering a word of reasons of the ifs, whens, whys, or hows or whats of the things that hurt you.  It was actually very theraputic writing this one. *smiles*I tenderly buried all of your secrets within the catacombs of my heartSo you could proclaim your innocence, and I could die with the burden of the sinsConsumed by the anger inside my soul that can't be dismissed or forgaveLeaving behind an empty vessel that waits praying to be filled full of rain Knowing that this is the existence I'm keeping as long as I'm inside this mental cageI ask only that you continue running as far away as the path your on can lead you awayFor there's no more neatly penned passageways, the whole world just scribbled lines upon a pageAs I sit with my head entombed into my palms t
Here Is An Good Saying For All
For God so love the world. that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Take Me Or Go
Need an answer to my questionHave to have something more concrete"Maybe" is a scary wordAnd so is "perhaps"Allows you sweet escapeEntraps me in dreadDon't do this to me againBe my lover or be my friend You came out of nowhereAnd charmed me awayNow I'm longing for youTake me, or go I remember when I learned to know youYour spirit's perilousI took next steps gingerlyAnd tried to build trustWhen I looked in your eyesI thought I understoodBut I realize you are hidingAnd can't stand another hurt You came out of nowhereAnd charmed me awayNow I'm longing for youTake me, or go I've been patient for too longAnd forgot what fire isWhat about my fearsOf being cast asideWe could be much braverInstead of silentUnless life alters really soonI'll pack a bag and leave You came out of nowhereAnd charmed me awayNow I'm longing for youTake me, or go.  
Dj Muzik-al Vs Olive - You're Not Alone
I've just uploaded a new mix of Olive's You're not Alone. Its free to download on my website   Hope you like it.   AL
I finally got my taxes in and paid everything off and fixed the car so no more worries and a bunch of green LOL YAYYYYYYYYYYY.Ok so we will be leaving to go to ohio on the 19th cause I have a class I have to take on the 18th of this 2 more weeks and I will be in ohio.Im excited and yet a little nervousHello to all my friends speacialy Horny,naughty,freak,puff,andmack yall are truly the best friends a person could have thanks for being there when I need you
When Im Gone
Lyrics | Eminem Lyrics | When I%27m Gone Lyrics
Fun Phone
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Time Is Now
so wat is it to do. we all wonder at one point. Or get board so do it all go jump off a bridge if u got to have sum fun out of it i did its great
My friend Sara's birthday is coming up. We said for the longest time that we wanted to go to six flags in valencia, ca but never actually made plans. So I told her (last week) that we would end up going today, spend the night at a hotel, and the following day (saturday) enjoy six flags. then we'd come home that same night. She agreed. The problem is that we (roomate and i) don't see her everyday. she lives back at our hometown. So planning the actual trip was difficult. Sara had class when we didn't her phone was lost etc... Then there was also midterms. Roommate and I had three midterms and three papers do that following week of said vacation. We really needed to devote that time to studying and finishing our paper. So i told Sara. She was really upset, almost mad. But i asked her if she wanted to come over (amtrak) and spend her spring break with us. She said she already made plans. Then i asked her well maybe just come over for the weekend and we can go to san francisco, the beac
i just felt like saying "egad!".  you should try it.  it's fun! i don't really have anything interesting to write about, but it's been quite some time since i last blogged so i thought i'd check in.  no gnus is good gnus, right? i found today that people tend to give you very strange looks when you drive down the street with the windows down and screamin' jay hawkins' "hong kong" playing at full volume.
Teh Blahs
I found out yesterday that my tissue expansion has to go on hold due to my radiation.  Once the radiation is done, I may not be able to have any further expansion.  At best, it will be several months before my new boobs will be worked on again.  I went out last night to the bar... wore a cami tank with a loose shirt over it.  Apparently it was either too loose or not loose enough cuz I ended up getting stared at everywhere.  Which led to me drinking more... which led to getting royally drunk, which I guess I needed. I've been trying to find work... I've finally resorted to pulling the survivor card and writing cover letters that say I was out of work fighting breast cancer and want to start a new challenge... I figured it's the only thing that will really set me apart from the competition.  I've gotten no calls back from any applications over the past 7 months, so it's not like it can make it any worse - and maybe I'll get lucky and find a hiring manager that's been touched by i
I Love You Baby!
         Something that was givin to us, I read it and its pretty funny how this poem so describes my baby! I miss you and love you so much baby! The first deployment always sucks as a couple, but to sit back and think of all the little things these guy/girls do for us! Thank you all!          There is nothing like a Soldier. His emotions are impenetrable yet his shoulders are soft for those that need someone to lean on. His hands are firm yet know exactly where they need to be. If he has his arms wrapped around you you're either in the last moments of your life or the safest place you could ever be. He's stubborn but will let you have your way just to see you smile. Hes deadly with a rifle and gentle with a child. He plays poker with the devil but guards the gates of heaven. He curses like no other but is a perfect gentleman. He has a thousand yard stare but when you look into his eyes Its the most comforting thing you've ever felt. The Army trained him as a weapon but raised him as
Listen To Fatherless Child And Sign Guestbook
Come Bid On The Hotties
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Taking Off Work Today
Im ready for something els
For Dls Peeps
well guys an gals, my inet has been cut off. my bf is celebrating this fact, i however am hating it. im really sorry to those who i've let down coz i cant get online to dj, but as soon as i come back i promise its for good! this no inet thing is driving me crazy. hopefully i'll be back with inet at home in the next couple of weeks, failing that im contactable through the library. sorry folks i really really am. kaz xx
Saw the world turning in my sheets and once again I cannot sleep. Walk out the door and up the street; look at the stars beneath my feet.
U.s. Army Recruiter
    DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY SARGEANT JON B, RECRUITER   Both myself and my husband met Jon B in Ohio.  It turns out that Jon happen to have served our country in the United States Army for more than 20 years. Upon retirement, Jon always wanted to own a "Harley Davidson" motorcyle.  Well guess what --- Jon did eventually get his.  Jon also went back to college and received his Masters degree in Marketing.  He is doing well, and we thank you Jon for defending you country. You deserve a medal of honor, which he has received.  If you want to know more about Jon, just send him a message in his "Shoutbox.".  I'm sure he would be more than happy to chat with you. "A Friend in Need, is a friend indeed! Ich bin Deutchland Danke
My Match With My Cousin 1
Jorge Parra vs. Fernando
so there are lots of jokes, and some ppl take offence to some of them. but first u cant blame the person for telling it  cuz they have a different view of whats funny. i know a lot of blonde jokes and i think they are funny and i don't take offence to them even though im a natural blonde. and all the mexican jokes i know i learned from a mexican. u have to be able to laugh at ur self.  ppl r too uptight any more and need to learn to losen up...
Ensign: What If God Was One Of Us?
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an esnign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS                                                              3 April 2009   [I wrote this message last year, but in light of the approaching Holy Week in the church where we commemorate Jesus' triumphal entry into Jerusalem, His crucifixion, and His resurrection, it seemed appropriate to present it again now.  How can we expect to relate to God and accpe Him into our lives if He doesn't know, through Jesus His Son, what it's like to be one of us?  -- David]   Last weekend I had the opportunity to re-read "Flatland", a late 19th century novel where all the characters are to our eyes two-dimensional figures like squares, circles, and triangles.  The main character, A. Square, was elevated by Lord Sphere, a visitor from the third dimension of Spaceland, to see his own land from the Sphere's pers
A To Z Of C :)
A - Available: for extreme dating experiences... - Age: 30 - Annoyance: ignorance (there is no bliss you mindless fuckwits) - Animal: wolf B - Beer: Cherry bomb at the folk festival - Birthday: 29th september - Body Part on opposite sex: eyes! and lips - Best feeling in the world: wow do you know there are just so many?! - Blind or Deaf?: well neither... - Best weather: thunder storms! love storms - Been in Love?: nope... - Been on stage?: >_> once or twice... - Believe in Magic?: i really really want to C - Candy: sure why not? - Color: burgundy - Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate - Chinese or Mexican?: fajitas nom nom nom :) - Cake or pie?: cake mmm - Continent to visit: all of them!!! - Cheese: mature - then a little goes a long way D - Day or Night?: Night - Dance in the rain: oh god yes! E - Eyes: brown... - Everyone's got a: tree to hug right? - Ever failed a class?: no F - Full name: empress of the fucking universe, tassaura, or just cat - First thoughts waking up: oh shit
Unjust And Unfair
  In the 39 years I have been on this earth I have seen many different things that make me proud to be an American. However on April 2, 2009 I witnessed the the single biggest moment of shame I have ever felt. I have always felt that while our court system is not the most perfect in the world it is still one of the best that there is, how could I have been so wrong? Twenty years ago a young man suffered from blackouts cause by a chemical imbalance in his brain. It was during one of these blackouts that the single most tragic event in his life happened, the death of his son. This young man was watching his two children, a daughter who was a year and a half old and a son who was 2 months old, when he suffered one of these blackouts. When he came back around he noticed his son was not breathing. He attempted to use CPR to save his son's life but as CPR is not required to raise a child he did not know the proper way to do it on an infant and was not able to save him. This young man would
Just Do It Lol
Hey Everyone,How about having a get together with some friends with no obligation and having me over to show some of the great new products party lite has to offer.....April is a great month for both guests with awesome sales and for the hostess you get to double your credit.....Check out my attached flyer and let me know if you are interested. Please know that you don't have to have a party in your home you can also do a book party which is the same as me hosting it minus the goodies and fun.....Guest Offers: Specials: hold on if April isn't good for you how about may.....Check out these great hostess specials for May.....Hostess Specials: but the guest specials aren't ready yet.....Would anyone be interested in either hosting a book party or a home party? April is the
Do Explain....
Please Rate this and leave a comment  Let me know if you have the slightest clue what "FUBAR" actually stands  4  I'm curious to see how many ppl know this. The race is on to see who knows what.
I Wanna
flick a booger at bjs hh
Best Leveling Family *seeing If Links Works*
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She sees herself, As the unwanted girl. She looks for love, Hidden in stonewalls. The rest of the world, Balances the beautiful. Tired and lost, Runs into the arms of strangers. Still alone, Left unloved. Here's her fault, Letting go.
Lounge Turds
as always, read from the bottom up...   ->zero owner...: the Jedi High Council will be forced to shut your lounge downzero owner...: hell now sorry clean lounge->zero owner...: if it doesn not supply these minimal requirements....->zero owner...: Will your lounge have transvestite Ewoks? will it have shaved Wookies?zero owner...: explane->zero owner...: it's not that owner...: explain look i like starwars to but damn->zero owner...: will there be transvestite Ewoks and shaved Wookies? The Force and Jedi High Council demands that you supply these thingszero owner...: what do u mean sorry->zero owner...: i guess your lack of response means no?->zero owner...: i need to know this.... The Force demands you supply these things->zero owner...: will there be transvestite Ewoks and shaved Wookies?->zero owner...: well, that owner...: joinn us
Just a quickie..... Just got back from the dr... I have a feeling the medical will be approved, not for sure but a feeling. He thinks I need to see the neurologist and if the nerve test shows abnormalities which I am sure it will, then probably do surgery. He had said the prognosis time would be 4-6 months. Fun Fun! I know many people think that I shouldn't be typing, but it is not the typing that sets it off, it is the mouse and a bunch of normal every day things that I do.
It’s Nothing Personal, Just Goodbye
I am in the process of cleaning up my Yahoo Messenger list (remember when it used to be Yahoo! Pager, man I feel old sometimes.)  Typically what I do is before I clean out any names, I move them into a separate group as a “holding area” for inactivity for an indeterminate amount of time, then if I don’t speak with them, they get purged on my next clean up.  I send out a mass communication announcing my intent, and asking if the people still have me on their list, to go ahead and delete me, if I am not on their list anymore; then please go about your merry way.  If you are reading this blog, odds are you probably didn’t get the announcement, as it really is for people that I don’t talk to.  It’s not that I do not like the people that I am removing, because really I do, I just don’t see the need to have someone on a communications device if I am not in fact communicating with them anymore.  Some people see this as a personal insult, and truly its
One By One They Collect The Dead...
I have joined FUBAR a year ago, in order to make friends that I barely have in RL.  I suck at socializing, and barely have any friends so online is where I feel the most comfortable.  The most invincible to antics of others.  I thought I succeeded in making some friends, even met a coupla people in person, and...nothing.    Why not say "Sorry, we are just not compatible as friends", or "you know, we should never hang out cause you suck".  They just disappear...into thin air...and make up stupid ass excuses.  I dont give a shit if you want or don't want to ever see me...Just say it in the fuckin open. I wasn't always this bitter and angry and anti-social.  There was a time when I tried to fit in.  And I couldn't.  So I gave up.   So I made some friends on here, just so they could spread their BS, just like in RL.  I am tired of people trying to befriend me just so they can analyze me, like a scientific experiment.  I am tired of people that befriend me just so they could have someth
Why Me Lawd?
during the weekly southern association of wino's *SAW* the topic came up as to what to do in this present  day & age now that girls fill out quicker and sexier than when we was coming up.getting so bad that ya have to ask for some id before even talking to them. finally the topic came towere it was a greed upon that little girls are Gods way of getting back at ya for all the shit you pulled on other women when you were young. so.. i ask, as a godfather to a beautiful young girl that is growing up, when do young girls realize just how sexy they are & begn to use it to thier advantage?
Crying Eye
Why do i have a crying eye? when the once helpful thoughts and happy smiles,turn into angry arguements and heartfeeled fights. Power commands of issues ,reach deaf ears, but hits strong at the heart. Plights of insecurity reign through my brain, causing this crying eye. You may take it for a weakness, i take it as a strenth, cause i can turn off the water and put up a fence.
Saturday April 4th St. Louis Party @ The Phoenix
This Saturday Night, April 4th It's a BIRTHDAY PARTY atTHE PHOENIX SOUTH COUNTY! Help me, Darlinlee and a handful of other Fubarians celebrate! The Phoenix is located at: 3924 Lemay Ferry Road (At the corner of Lindbergh and Lemay Ferry Road)St. Louis, MO 63125 (314) 416-4266 Saturday nights entertainment will be provided by Extremely Pointlessand hours of operation are from 6:00 pm - 1:00 amThe Party starts shortly after 6! Hope to see you there!!!
I Really Need Help Moving Up An Level.
i really need help moving up an level can someone please show some love please helping me out then who ever is willing to help me move up i will buy u drinks and give fupal to u guys so please help out.
I just wanted to thank everyone who helped me get the spotlight yesterday.  I want to especially thank Violets, NinjyStars, Ninja, Vixen, misfit, Goatse, Just, WetCat, Sproet, Crystal, Punkin and whoever else helped me with large donations.  I wouldn't have been able to get it without you!  I know I'll miss someone so I apologize ahead of time. Now I can delete since there isn't anything left to do, just kidding!
Just  a note to let everyone know that I will be off and on sporadicly for a while.  My father fell and broke his hip on Tuesday and has had to have surgery to repair it.  Complicating this is his heart condition.  Today (Friday) he has been moved to ICU because his heart is causing problems and may require emergency surgery on top of the surgery performed yesterday. I will post more as I can.
I`m Sorry
I`m Sorry for having feelings for you even though these feelings are new I`m sorry for caring for you as a friend and in time my heart will mend I`m sorry for thinking that you would be mine but I guess everything turned out fine I`m sorry for pushing things way to far I wiah i could bottle these feelings up in a jar I`m sorry for dreaming of you but my dreams felt so real and so true The one big thing that I`m really sorry for is the fact that I fell in love with you Now that I said I`m sorry for everything I have done The last thing I have to say is YOU WON
My Heart
      Deep within this slave There lies a secret place Treasured and protected Once lost without a trace Hidden well within this girl Cold and lonely and scared Once beat a trembling heart Aching for a secret to be shared She jumped at every Shadow Wanting, needing to break free From the trappings of a life Unable to breathe, unable to be One day a light began to shine Curling around this slave's heart Illuminating long hidden desires Pounding fear once more to start Afraid to trust, afraid to love shaking and scared to death A fire began to burn A need growing with every breath A word, a touch so gentle A firm and guiding hand Molding an eager slave kajira heart, beginning to understand Each day the light grew brighter The slave becoming kajira true A glow surrounding her heart Reveling in feelings brand new Today, la kajira shines And Your love was just the start.. Each heartbeat is for You my Master, my Love... my Heart...
Blah My Huge Tits
how come I can't post youtube links in the blogs now? wtf do those two fags think they are doing? Fuck, homos...
Evil Turtle
Being A Submissive
Being A Submissive Author: Raven Shadowborne © 1996   Being submissive a personal choice fulfillment through submission power exchange strong words a new sub may be paralyzed with fear doubt disbelief at their own needs as she learns more the fears... dissipate the doubt... disappears disbelief.. becomes acceptance By giving the gift a true sub feels whole
I Will
I Will Author: Shelley Khulman © Jan. 25, 2000   I will rise in the morning,and kneel at his feet I will serve him and please him, all through the day Whether service is easy or brings me some pain Im content with the knowledge,that with me he is pleased For the pleasure I find, that brings me my joy Is the pleasure He finds,in my service to him I will rise in the morning,and kneel at his feet I will serve him and please him,all through the day
Kid Wisdom
When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer. Never tell your Mom her diet's not working. Stay away from prunes. Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to. Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone. 
Friday Commment For Fu-friends
Hello everyone ,  I'm still in Gtmo,Cuba just wanted to send Luv to everyone . Have a an awesome Friday
The Dance
The Dance Author: SirWolfr1 © To view more of SirWolfr1's poetry visit A True Rose Used With Author's Permission     A lonely submissive slowly climbed the stairs And unto her computer did go Her movements were slow and filled with pain Her limbs were stiff and slow She eased herself into the chair And tried wisely not to cry out As her abused flesh did protest and rage From this latest D/s bout He had claimed to be a Master She knew him now to be nothing of the kind He had weaved his lies so skillfully, And she wondered, "Could time ease this pain of heart and mind?" Not just the pain of battered flesh She knew, in a few days that would fade But the pain in her soul, the shattered trust The mockery of everything she held dear that he had made. She remembered her ex-husbands words How he had told her that she was sick And how she had trusted once her dearest frie
My Reason
My Reason Author: His_Rhyme © Used With Author's Permission       MY REASON A journey of a million miles My soul had walked alone Suffering insatiable hunger And looking for a home Lost and fearful i kept moving, Running from my pain, Never going anywhere- Then going there again Looking back upon the emptiness That my restless heart created i longed to still the yearning and render my hunger sated During this reflective pause His voice called out to me- "Come My love your home is here" "I will set you free" Joy and apprehension collided in my mind my ears listening to His words Resonant, commanding and kind In His embrace i trembled He wrapped round me like a vine All my struggles ceasing when He announced- "you are mine" The longing voices hushed in a silence so profound, my burning hunger stopped as i knelt humbled upon the ground Surrendering my bod
So Frustrated
so tired of everything going on with the economy.. and the war still going on.  Think its about time something is done.  So frustrated ..hearing how the presidents trying to find ways to help us out of money crunches..but everyone else is wanting to put us in one.  Guess you can see that I am just frustrated..and its got nothing to do with sex. LOL. I Just paid my cable has went up 16dollars..I do not know why? What does that have to do with whats going on in the world?  My electric has went up 20 dollars also. I do not know why that has anything to do with it either. I read where the electric company has been given permission to raise prices for next 3 to 4yrs also.  Gas prices have went back up..even though theres no shortage on it. Then they wonder why people are foreclosing ..etc.  How is someone suppose to live?  
I started college online in February for a degree in Criminal Justice. I will graduate in 2012 with a bachelor's at which time I am going to pursue a career with the Ohio Highway Patrol.
Sb Assault
seen ya cu...: well its just talk not like we are ever going to meet so i say what i see and u have nice tits ->seen ya cu...: you have no shame. seen ya cu...: mmmm ty u have a lovely chest ->seen ya cu...: not a snowball's chance pervert. seen ya cu...: i wanna wrap those nice tits around my cock ->seen ya cu...: ewww no. seen ya cu...: hey sexy cum watch me jerkoff Ewwww. Nothing like awesome morning shoutbox assaults.... a little more added...
Long Story Short
You have 25+ messages!   Ya, so i was drunk last night, and down at my buddy Bill's house. I signed on to Fubar to check stuff out, and was chatting to a few people. I put my status, "I don't wanna be here anymore" I get to work this more with a page of messages with people telling me not to delete. Lmaooooo "i don't wanna be here anymore meant i didn't wanna be at Bill's, not.. i don't wanna be on Fubar. Lmaoooooo See, i'm not Emo Vixen :P Just really hung over. Hehe Sorry. Lmaooooooo
Only In Dreams
It's raining today It was cloudy, and I was satting on the school playground, starring up at the church steeple. I remember feeling drizzle against my skin. I was smoking a cigarette. Each exhale was slow and in rhythm with the melody in my mind. Everything seemed so safe. Then came the words....Only In Dreams. I knew it would not last. The image in my mind soon began to fade. I knew I would eventually wake up. The melody made me want to drift into what I knew would not last, even for just a minute. I stood up, took one last drag, and with the sounds of conquer on the horizon I walked in the rain. But only in dreams      
Hello all SILK'S wonderful freinds. This is her husband, I just wanted to let everyone know that SILK & I became proud parents once again. Shames Orin B. was born was born @ 8:49p.m. (M.S.T.) on April 2nd He weighs in @ 8lbs 4oz & is health, & doing well. For those of you that know my wife & the health issues she has been dealing with through the last couple mounths, she too is doing well exausted & resting quietly. When I asked Shames his thoughts on the days events he I got a blank stare & a garggling noise. If you would like to check my profile out & congratulate me you can find a link below: DJ~SATIN~a.k.a~CAPTAIN~DRAGON ☠Drunken Pirate Casino ☠ {Pirate King}@ fubar Here are a couple pics of my new Boy: P.S.: Yes we do realize his initials are S.O.B. lol.
Say Hey (txstud) Has Auto11's On
  Say Hey (TxStud)     Rate, Fan, Add, Bling Him. He also has some bomb foldersfor you to bomb so come andget you some points go showhim sum fu loving!   Say_Hey_(Tx Stud )   Bully Brought To You With Love: ♥Bratte♥    
Hello all my wonderful freinds, I just wanted to let everyone know that I became a proud father once again. Shames Orin B. was born was born @ 8:49p.m. (M.S.T.) on April 2nd He weighs in @ 8lbs 4oz & is health, & doing well. For those of you that know my wife & the health issues she has been dealing with through the last couple mounths, she 2 is doing well exausted & resting quietly. When I asked Shames his thoughts on the days events he I got a blank stare & a garggling noise. If U don't know my wife U can check her profile out & congratulate her @: ✌DJ~SILK~SEXY~✌ ~☠{D.P.C PIT BOSS}☠ ✌{HEAD PLUNDER BUNNY}✌@ fubar Here are a couple pics of my new Boy: P.S.: Yes we do realize his initials are S.O.B. lol.
Grand Prize Winner
GRAND PRIZE WINNER! TONYA from MySpace is our Grand Prize Winner. She won $50 worth of merchandise from our store.   CONGRATULATIONS TONYA!! We are still waiting for the other winners to contact us. Thanks you to all who participated.   Love, Missy
Help? She Said She Wanted Shiny...
    I really have nothing too fancy to say, but how about you send this awesome chick some bucks so she can get the spotlight? Let me know if ya do and I'll make a salute or something. [shrug] I dunno, but she just needs it, k? Click the pic below and go to her profile. Don't forget to click the little green button!!!! Suga Lips™~~Donnie's Pet@ fubar Remember, if you give her bucks..let me know so I can at the very least make you a salute!! [[Per]]™ Owned by Drunk1™@ fubar
Yay! I Got A Ranking
Yay I got a ranking today!!!!
Ok, so before I pimp myself out, I gotta address this: I'm writing in pink in my blog =D. This is awesome.   On to the bidness: I want to go for spotlight. I've come to the conclusion that I'm probably never going to get a HH and this is the next best, closest thing. Instead of you being stuck with me for an hour, you'll be stuck with me for 24 hours! I really suck at whoring myself out, so if someone knows how to do it properly: please help me!   Thanks.
my mumm was seeing how bad i had been. Yes i had an affair with a married man. Unfortunatley for me i was given the wrong impression. 'Im leaving her' ' I dont love her i love you and we are going to be together' How much of an idiot was i to believe it all. His wife found out and confronted me. So, i backed off. Im never doing it again. EVER! So my mumm was to see how many of you decent folk have slipped up... and if i was a minority, and to  make me feel better that i wasnt the only one in this world that fucks up.
One Trillion Ways To Save The World
First you have to believe --The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. We have a lot invested in this ride. ! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account & family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. . And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No
My Child...
My oldest child is a theif. Yeah. Not sure where he gets it from. Found out yesterday he was stealing fake money from his classroom and when he got busted by the teacher, he admitted to stealing other things. In the past few months, that he admitted to, he's stolen fake money, blocks, small circles, and bears. When he got home he told me that he'd actually stolen some stuffed Dora doll from some girl on his school bus. He'd told me that some other girl on his bus had given all of those other things. Thanks to his thiefery and lying he's not allowed to do anything in the class Easter party or have recess today. He's pissed about that, but I told him he knew better, lol. Also his punishment here is that if he doesn't straighten up at school, he won't be allowed to go to the beach with his grandparents. When he told my Mother and Step-dad about it, I was told that I was a bad Mother. I guess I shouldn't have punished my child..... Oh well, I didn't raise a thief or a liar. Bow
And We Wonder Why.
If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could be better changed in ourselves.--Carl JungChildren are smart. Remember how we used to imitate our parents' behavior? We'd dress up like them, mimic their words, even copy their attitudes. We wanted to be just like them because we thought they were the most wonderful people in the world. We can see this happen all around us, younger ones imitating parents, older brothers and sisters, and older friends. It's very flattering.The problem is that children imitate not just healthy behavior and attitudes, but also sometimes the not-so-healthy. We get very uncomfortable when we look at a younger person misbehaving and see ourselves in that person. Suddenly, we aren't flattered any more.When we see things we don't like in others, we must first look at ourselves to see if we need changing. This is all we can do--change ourselves. Others may follow our example or they may
Qualifying Rainouts
Qualifying Rainout !       Last week I turned on the tube to watch Martinsville  qualifying & as soon as I seen the tarps on the cars I got this familiar frustrated feeling in my gut, the same one I have felt for the past two seasons when qualifying has gotten rained out.     I really can't figure out why NASCAR will measure down to a fraction of an inch to make it fair and equal for everyone, but yet do something that I feel is totally unfair when it comes to setting the field when qualifying is rained out.    The current method of setting the field according to the point standings would be fine if it only happened once or twice a season. But for the past two seasons it seems like there were times when every other weekend qualifying was getting rained out.   So to start my list of unfairness the first is that the points leader would have no where near the number of pole positions in a season if it wasn't for qualifying rainouts.     Second is that there are a number of tracks where tr
Mr Gentleman
Do gentlemen still exist??   They flatter a lady genuinely... They dont mention sex at all... They dont ask you to do anything... They give and expect nothing in return...   OK... maybe this is a load of crap.. maybe i wouldnt mind a little respect!!! Yes i know.. repect is to be earnt.. I flatter genuinely.. i dont mention sex and wouldnt expect anything from anyone and im so much of a giver its untrue. I am respectful in all senses...until someone disrespects me. I dont expect much... just a little give and take.. not TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE AND TAKE!!
A friend's blog reminded me of this inceident. Some genius was hittin on me as usual in my SB, and said : You must have all people just bow down to your beauty, and can get anything you want just with your looks. ???? Beauty is a relative term, and I'm sure people that like tall, skinny blondes would not consider me appealing at all. As far as I know, there are plenty of people that are total douches to me and that try to treat me like shit.  I deal with those bastards every day at work, and STILL have ppl complain at work about missed wake up calls, un cleaned rooms, etc.   blah blah blah
wtf is this shit?
Own Me!!! Bad Kitty's Black & White Auction!!!
  Black & White AuctionBlack & White Auction Fu's!!!!!Rules* No Drama Will be Tolerated.These rules do not have an Exception!!!!Auto 11's or Cherry Bomb for most rates!!! ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ Fu-Daughter & Fu-Owned by Flanman ☠ Mistress to °°«MîñX@ fubar  
Offers For You To Be In An Auction
Pass.               Whither.                     Ache.   Like dry, thin strings snapping across cold clumsy fingers. The lyre strings splitting flesh in wild retribution of the novice advance. Another sale, another whore reborn in the wet loose drip of mediocrity. Trendsetters, jetsetters, fashionista glitterati. You're just a cumstain on a billboard forced down to gag on a fat wad of cash and ephemeral recognition. Fleeting looks, and softball tits the size shape and firmness of alien melons. If you look closely you can still see the entry point. Even the downward jag where you taxidermist re-applied the skin. Still you make more than me in a coy bend-over and a faux-gasp on the red carpet than I do in a lifetime of self-inflicted wounds and follicle dessimating grief. Where's the justice? Where's the thought? Where's the consideration for dinner first if the world is going to constantly remind me of such a reacharound. Work is a four letter word cas
I Want To Start A Lounge And I Need Help
I want to start a very hot lounge. I want there to be the hottest girls and amazing music. If your a Dj I need you. I also need promoters, cam girls, greeters, etc. I know we can make this one hot lounge. If your willing to help then comment me or message me. I want reliable people and I want to make it very sexy! Help me out!
Read Blog 2 Own A Sexy Woman
come and check out this sexy and beautiful woman to own!!oawwowco   come by and show me some luv and bid on a sweetie pie to own for a month. click on the pic below to bid luvs   (repost of original by '~Sinfully DelicIous~Blondie~Dangerous Curves ♥IßïC♥DSC♥RR♥' on '2009-04-02 21:31:48')(repost of original by '~~$Badassbiatch$~1~DSC~dangerous curves' on '2009-04-03 00:41:21')
Gone For The Weekend
Good morning friends. I'm about to head out to Dallas for the weekend and to go play in my corsets (hoot!) at Scarborough Ren Faire.   I'll be online over the weekend, probably in the early am and later in the evenings.   I will be home mid afternoon on Monday.   Don't forget about me while I'm gone :-)    Much Love
All Friends Plz Read!
      Like more and more of my friends, I am taking a fu-break, I do not know for how long, it just depends on when I feel like coming back... I have been on this site every day for the last 18 months, and I am just tired... and it seems that fu is making everything that I enjoyed doing here so difficult to do that it is not even worth the effort! If you want to reach me, try me on facebook (link is on my profile) or on myspace (Cynthia Reneau) but I don't go to myspace very often....maybe once a week. I am also on the Pogo gamesite daily, screen name is cindragon, so you can find me there easily! :D I will still be logging on almost daily, and sometimes twice per day, to check msgs and ditch my 11's on Lynne, lmao! If you want to share Yahoo IM info, plz send it to me in a private msg~ Peace, love, and light to you all! Cindy
Muscles N Fluff
come on!! Every guy i look at has facial fluff!! And posing with muscles popping outa your t shirts.. oh yes.. very..ermm manly??      
Unwritten By Natasha Bedingfield
Natasha Bedingfield Unwritten I am unwritten, Can't read my mind I'm undefined I'm just beginning The pen's in my hand Ending unplanned Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words That you could not find Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten, yeah Oh, oh I break tradition Sometimes my tries Are outside the lines, oh yeah yeah We've been conditioned To not make mistakes But I can't live that way oh, ooh Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words That you could not find Reaching for something in the distance So close
you left me high and dry to wander the desert without you to hold my hand and guide me the light once vibrant in my eyes extinguished without you there now my light and life are returning you left and i withered your still gone but im blooming again, finding myself again.
My Father
I am a person who suffers from depression most of the time.  For those of you who dont you have no dam idea what we go through on a daily basis. Any how,  during the course of my sleep,  I had a dream of my father who past away in 84.  For the better part it feels like he died yesterday. Seems when I am at my lowest he comes to me in a dream.  The dream never makes sense so I try and break it down to symbols cause I feel hes trying to tell me something. Any how prior to this dream,  I was crying one day cause im tired of just living hand to mouth, paycheck to paycheck.  And I ask out loud ,  dad plz give me a hug and tell me things are gonna be okay. Well as I said during the night, I dreamed about my dad.  And part of the dream he put his arms around me and hugged me . And like always I woke up crying,  and here I am awake and sad and blogging this . Any of you that still have your parents around,  hug them you never know when they wont be there any more.
wings spread wide heart torn open i fell and kept falling promises lost and broken games you played with my heart and won my promises were real i kept as man as i could till you made it impossible.
moving and flowing with every promise broken your words meant nothing it took such a long time for me to realize this how long i believed you actually loved me why didnt i see the signs that you didnt earlier it would have been so much less painfull so much less worry.
Daily Rant
My question of the day is simple.. Why does bad things always happen to good people. You find somebody thats awesome.. they let you down.. You find a job and in turn get 10 more struggles in the financial department, Your nice to a person you cant stand with the most inner part of your being.. they screw you over. Why is it people always seem to kick when your down. They never put a burden on you when you feel like you can take the world.. And it has always been like this as long as man kind has been in existance  The world is so full of evil.. why are humans, the smartest of all the species. the most relentless of them all?. Why do they feel the need to create wrong doing on others? why do they feel the need to lie, cheat steal and murder their way through life.. everyone does it.. all of those They murder everyday!  They kill each other on the inside.. and create more chaos then ever imaginable. People in this world need to learn that the misfortunes we expirience in life will
Depression Sets In:4/3/2009
well its friday april 3rd, my pay day, i should be happy but gain im just sinking into more depression. Why you ask, well to start being alone isnt ehat you all think it is, its not glorified to be something great its downright heartbreaking, all you can do is liten to sad music, watch sad movies, and feel sad and sorrowful for yourelf, and feel kinda worthless...nit good eh? well u are right.i get to feel this way most the times because ad everyone tells me i try too hard to find Ms right so when she comes to me she can do the same to me as  bein alone does lol. So i go look and find nada...not one is peaked to be with me on any site or offline for that fact....sooo more depression from that as well builds up and self esteem goes out the frain into the bay.....real this is why im so depressed and not feeling like doing anything but bury myself in the clovers and not doin shit..isnt life supposed to be cherries? well they came out terrible for me.....they all had pits in them
Razor Bed
Sleepless nights under the stormy clouds Fading to the sea of tears The stream of the time Flows through my mind Drowning to my burning cradle Sinking into the grave Falling to the depths Sleeping on the razor bed Million razors draws onto me Painting me red by my blood The rain pours all the fears away Im falling to the eversleep Give me the good dream Secure my way towards the light Open the gates Wake me up In the other side...
So True!
Tax his Ass At first I thought this was funny....then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end. Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words Upon his tomb, Taxes drove me to my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Build
What Should A Girl Do..
i am so exhausted yet cannot sleep because there is so much on my mind. phillip and i have been together for over 5 years now and it hasnt been a day in the park by no means. the only thing we agree on is that we have two beautiful and loving girls. i want the gf/bf relationship to end. i am tired of being full of hatred and being mean to him that isnt who i am. when i am playing with our girls (which is everyday) i am so happy, i couldnt be happier being around them. i wont lie sometimes it is nice to have a break but i couldnt stay away from them for longer than half a day. phillip and i broke up last year around jan. and i went to stay at my moms for a while. i was miserable without seeing them everyday. i want phillip and i to seperate because we fight about everything and anything. he says mean things and so do i, but what hurts is that our girls are here when we fight. i dont want them growing up in an enviroment full of fighting and hatred. they are the only thing that matters t
My dad's cousin lost a battle with cancer today. He was 53. His cancer had gone into remission before Christmas then came back x100 basically. He went fast and peacefully, from what I hear, and had family by his side.
Its Friday Getty Getty
Try Not To Laugh
Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! It is the last paragraph that will do it!!!!! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie.   Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occa
Three Wishes
Three men... a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.         They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.         'I will give each one of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.         The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .       ' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.         Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious lands.       ' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.         The Texan in his easy going west Texas draw says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this here wall.       ' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and compl
The Polite Way To Pee
The Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee.     " The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite.     What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.     " "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.       And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.     " The teacher fainted...
Dj,s And Promoter Wanted
Oxen are the animals of agriculture and work. If you dream of oxen you may see yourself as wanting to return to a simpler, farm-based life, or that your work is never ending. Are you bearing the burdens of others unnecessarily or unfairly?
Watching Others Eat
The act of eating can be very telling in a dream, or it can simply stand for basic survival. Did you acquire your food in the normal manner or in some unusual way? Is the food recognizable to you or is it something you've never had? Watching others eat may reflect a deficit concerning your own material or emotional needs. This may be from a pity-party perspective or from the view that others are gluttonous. In this case, it is worth it to ask who you are watching eat and why haven't they invited you to join. What style of eating is prevalent in the dream? Grotesque gorging and gluttony may indicate excess in your life or the relationship you share with other eaters. Is the food consumed with great ritual and sacred decorum? This may indicate a sense of providence or divine guidance in an aspect of life.
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  Subject: PIRANAH'S LABEL TO BE DISTRIBUTED BY RELAPSE!!!! .. Date: Apr 2, 2009 10:16 PM Subject: PIRANAH'S LABEL TO BE DISTRIBUTED BY RELAPSE!!!! Body: HORNSHIGH TO RELAPSE!!! It's an honor to be working with these guys andthanks to them, you will now be able to get us in your fave recordstore fuck yeah!!!!!! We start recording the newbie Saturday and wewill give you one awesome cd!!!! Hope you all are doing great and we somuch love and appreciate you all this shit freakin rules!!!!!
A Freind
Just a short one to say, I have this freind here,she knows who she is.Unfortuanatly she lives on the other side of the world, but, she still keeps in contact with me, and in my books, she's tops..Nice one Darla,I really treasure your letters and notes..much appreciated..
my name is aj i'm 28 years old a father of13 year old twin girls
Grab Life By The Tits   idk if you have ever been to this site before or not but I have. I was really really bored and decided to share it all with you.   These are a few of the slogans I have generated: 151 Countries, one Brain Ninja. Tits Wanted Any time, Any place, Twat.   I wanna see what you guys can come up with! GO!
Ghetto 'ignant'...
I call my mom to check up on her and see how her day went, she said ' was...dumb as hell!!' and I said ' Well...what happend??'. She start to explain, 'Well son, i was helping a customer out with a bill and pays his bills online.  And she went on with explaining the procedures; sometimes the customers will use their email address set up payments on a bill, so when they have a question about a bill they'll call our business to get it cleared, part of our job is to verify the account number, phone number, address, etc. etc. and of course their email addy if they used that and we have to repeat every piece of info that we requested to make sure that its correct...well everything was going good and i asked him his email addy he tells me....he said his email is realniggashit@******* then i said sir could repeat yourself and he said ' no proooblem baby guh, i got you my email address is realniggashit@******* then i get reeeal quiet and my boss said...YOU HAVE TO RE
We Are Going Way Too Fast
     Have you ever noticed just how fast we live our lives? fast food. fast cleaners. fast cars every thing has to be fast now day's. you know it wasn't that long ago when some one had to walk down the road to talk to the neibors. If you wanted to see a friend you had to go to their house and keep going back until you cought them at home.      Now we don't even use English to text. LOL and all that. because we are in too big of a hury to say exactly what is on our mind's. Heck I bet some of you are skim reading this cause you just want to get to the point and don't want to take the time to enjoy it word for word.      I just think that every thing is becoming too fast and think that we should all slow down just a little. Leave for work 10 minutes earlier than normal and just look around and enjoy the drive. You may be suprised at what you see that you have been missing all the time that you have been driving that same route.
10 Months
It’s been ten months since you left this placeriding your last great high straight into the groundneedle, still protruding from your armleaving the rest of us to wonder what went wrong.And every day, when your likeness flickers and fades into focus,a pain rises in my throat, stinging my eyes and esophagusas memories of you twist and bend through my consciousness,calling forth an insurmountable wave of emotion which never seems to break.I haven't yet decided whether I regret touching your cold, stiff handsas you lay sleeping in that creepy, community coffin at the wake,face fixed in a horribly unnatural grimace of death,because I know I can't ever forget the horror of it all.And sometimes, I daydream of sneaking some witchdoctor or voodoo priestessinto that closet of your parents’ house, where your ashes lie in a garbage bag, to try and wake you back to lifeso we can grow old and senile together, just like we were supposed to.
Journey--easy To Fall--
A very interesting song~~that was left to me as a comment by my neighbor~~LOL~~I dont know if it is a message~~or just letting me know how well he does know me~~HA!~~Enjoy the music!!~LiL~
Come On Seriously
Alright Time To Speak My Mind :D. Yes I Am Scotty Seifried. I am Mo'body. I Am Sexy.Like One Man Said "Every Man Has a Price, But Im Simply PRICELESS!" Those are the words i live by. I'm Not an Arrogant Asshole. But i am A confident and Somewhat Cocky. Guy With Nothing To Prove. Just Living Life Mintue To Mintue, Hour and Hour, Day To Day. I'm Not Stopping Being Who i am For No One. I'm Simply Priceless. Irreplaceable. So Come On Seriously. You Really Want To Go Up Against A Guy. Who well come on face it. I Am The Sexiest Cutiest Big man Alive. I Dear Anyone To Challenge Me on That. And To All The Ladies. CANT NOBODY HIT IT LIKE THAT. So Give Me A Holla IF You Wanna Find OUt. Later Peace And Just Remember Im Simply PRICELESS!!!!!
Random Thoughts
its 1030pm putting the books down, still have alot to do before lab at 1030am, just need a break. why is it that the older one gets the more emotional they become? I guess its what has made us what we are,and where we have been. sometimes I hear a song like true colors (cyndi lopper). and hopes,dreams all the regrets of time come back to mind. although I strongly beleave all things happen for a reason, its up to us to determine the good. My life has been full of many things good and bad much like everyone else on the planet but I wouldn't change a thing.  sleep well my friend.
Why Do Ppl Hurt Their Loved Ones
While i was meeting a new friend i met on here today i got a call about a family friend her husband beat her and raped her in front of her 3 yr old because he thought she was flirting on the computer now i dont know but how can u hurt anyone muchless someone u love and do it infront of your child you have to have a mental issue and now shes was in the hospital but doing ok last i heard and her was in jail when he comes out her has a restraining order on him so now because of stupidity a moment of insanity he lost his wife and kids i say it that way because he never laid a hand on any of them before and was always a loveing husband and father i guess i just dont understand it over a just thinking she waas and haveing no prof of anything going on and to do it at all but to rape and beat his own wife and put her in the hospital
Adult Riddles
Adult Riddles Q.What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q.What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q What's the height of conceit?A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.What's the definition of 'Macho'?A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A.A guy will actually search for a golf ball~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?A.They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.Why is divorce so expensive?A.Because it's worth it!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chris@ fubar
All About Bestmoviestar
I''m Jackeline Dalton,26yo from Las Vegas Nevada USA, sexy blonde wtih with a flirty personality, love to shopping n bring atention wherenever I walk on it.I like to hang out for dance  with my friends, for me expose my sensuality and sexuality its something that give me pleasure. I am very open mind and when logging in my live video chat  its because I am on a great mood for XXX.I hosting a single room,take a moment for look at my fan club and find everything for contact me here. If you wanted to know more about my shows, step inside my Video room so I can bring back your lost naughty smile. * Wink * Maybe we can learn 1 thing or 2 with with eatch other *
Nothing To See Here
I need to fucking get laid. I need to get my ass out of the house and just throw all my damn issues out the window swallow my fear and shy crap and just go for it. It's getting just plain stupid. Chick I'm talking with is great, sexy, kinda dirty flirty and I just....cannot move I am so beyond lame.
Mood Muzicc
Mood MuziccIts bacc, like "oh yeah, Cuzz incase you forgot..."A constant reminder of how sane I am yet am notThought it was minor, a simple sharp pain in my heartBut now its clawing at it rippin my aorta apartMy mouth won't move, legs is stiff, wtf is this?Feeling physically paralyzed, nothing movin but my eyesAnd the organs inside, still I feel hollowFucc the rest of the week I can't make it through tomorrowMaybe even the night, I've no desire to fightNo desire to try, I  juss desire to dieIts past questioning why, a new question arosewhich color is coffin? What am I wearing for clothes?Where are am I bein buried; Jersey, Cali, or Hawaii?Time to erase the past, I'm the leavin pain behind meLeavin the sane behind me, will they miss me? ProbablyBut they better of without me, kiss my kids, daddy's sorry... Are you in that mood yet? ...maybe y'all ain't hear me; I said, ARE YOU IN THAT MOOD YET?!?!?!
The Troll At Mslsd Keith Over-alls
I posted a blog... elsewhere, today. Which prompted the following response from one of my fiercely intelligent, and amusing pals. Enjoy. I laughed til pain at this one...   way to bring the room down. i was just bouncing along having a grand ol' time and then BAM! you gotta go throw reality into the mix. for the sake of future endeavours, allow me to bestow upon you a tidbit of info that has never failed as it is a universality. and i have never, i mean NEVER been wrong when it comes to the male species and their interactions with the opposite sex. no matter how great he seems, no matter how sensitive he comes off, no matter how naturally he seems to cuddle or that adorable kick he does when he's chasing something in his sleep, you must always remember the male mantra. *ahem* repeat after me:pussypussypussy, gotta get the pussy. pussypussypussy, gotta get the runs on a continuous loop 24/7. even the best of us, it's there. this is why gay men so often looked confused because
Auto 11's Running
 Come get some points and leave some ,! You leve !    I level ! Hey help me get to level before my birthday which is may 7th , got a ways to go !' Thank You  all , all love returned Opal
Interesting Facts On The Human Body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.Women blink twice as often as men.The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.Women reading this will be finished now.               Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Truth Or Dare
Ohhh looky we can make blogs all pretty now I wonder how far behind I am that I just know this now   I am bored to death with the mumms and in need of laughing so I want to try something ...   Truth or Dare people lets give it a go   Ill ask person in blog ( who agreed to stay and play and enjoy a few laughs) Truth or Dare they will pick and I will present them with a question (ie whens the last time you had sex) or a challenge (ie go to granny trannys page and leave a 4 line comment on how hot she is)  once we have finished laughing at them they challenge a new person   lets see what kind of trouble we can stir up on fubar   childish probably but the potential for loads of fun   anyone game to try it out?
Surgery Tomorrow!
[If you're a newcomer to the wonderful world of **Miss Tyler**, please read "Bad News From The Doctor - 2/17/2009" blog.  That will explain the backstory!] Well, the LEEP surgery is tomorrow. It came really damn fast... and Ian and I have been fighting like fucking cats and dogs cuz he's been depressed.  I don't get it.  He's been sitting on his ass at home, while I've been working all week [BOGO at a kids shoe store.. it's been busy as hell, plus new dm came in for his first visit]  and still going to class, then seeing him!  Ugh, hopefully he'll be better tomorrow when I go relax in his bed to recover. The entire drive home, I was talking to Whitney.  Telling her how bad I felt about fighting with Ian, how frustrated I've been, how much I miss her and need her.....  There's such a void in my heart.  I miss her so much.  I wish she was here.... every fucking day... I wish she was still here.  She knows all of it... but I just like talking to her.  I love you, sweet girl.    Well.
What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me,Your eyes so bright and blue.I love the way you kiss me,Your lips so soft and smooth.I love the way you make me so happy,And the ways you show you care.I love the way you say, "I Love You,"And the way you're always there.I love the way you touch me,Always sending chills down my spine.I love that you are with me,And glad that you are mine.
Tony Chestnut!
Just watch it OK! *dances along*
2012 For Idiots
to clarify this end of world crap on dec, 21, 2012..... this is the day of the galactic allignment. 75,000 yrs ago was the last one, it causes earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, sunamis' and yes when the planets allign, it 'could' send meteors at us.  the mayans did not say it was the end of the earth, they it was the end of the world AS WE KNOW IT!  anybody has any ask my dad!  (he thinks he's an expert)
10-04-2006, 04:51 PM At least, that's what scientists think. In April of 2029, they thought, there was a good chance that an asteroid the size of the Rose Bowl would collide with Earth. In fact, the date was April 13, or Friday the 13th, of that year. However, they now know it's going to miss, but will go in between the Earth and Moon. Talk about "near miss." It will, according to Nova, be closer to Earth than many of our own manmade satellites are at that time.However, in 2036, seven years later, the asteroid (named Apothus) will return. And scientists now know that if it goes through a particular stretch of space which they've named "the keyhole" on its first trip near earth in 2029, that in seven years it will return and strike the Earth. They even know where it would hit - the Pacific Ocean.You can watch the segment from Nova here. (
Naughty Bullie
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, and stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, jump into bed, slap my wife on the ass, and say, 'Who's horny?' and she acts like she's sound asleep. It works every time!"
Do you know the difference between education and experience?  Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.  -  Pete Seeger
Sexual excitement from either viewing or riding upon trains.
gambol \GAM-buhl\, intransitive verb:1. To dance and skip about in play; to frolic. noun:1. A skipping or leaping about in frolic.
My Gripe
ok, so here is my gripe! why do people have to be haters and 2facers? even if they dont know you...  for example. i might tell someone that im in nursing school. well, this leads to where i attend college. now this would be ok if people were not such haters.  they want to know why im going there and why didnt i go to WVU or somewhere else. then i hear about how they dont think Salem U is a good college ( they never went to college, and half dont have even a GED). Not that i give a shit what anyone thinks, but im sic of hearin the dumb shit. why assholes wanna take their sorry lives out on me? i am trying to do something about mine instead of bitchin bout my predic-a-ment. not my fault people are happier wollerin in their own shit and sorrows.... I luv to be a friend to people and like to think i have a sympathetic ear, but damn dont bitch about or try and make me feel like shit cz im tyrin to better myself and you're not. FUCK! ohh yea and one more thing.... the first 5 years of hearin
Celldweller Live
My Favorite Acronyms
F.U.B.A.R (Obviously) S.N.A.F.U. B.O.H.I.C.A. D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F F.I.S.H. D.O.   Maybe you know what they mean, maybe not.... Can you guess...?
Is the glass half empty or half full....? Who care, just drink it!
Beer Prayer
Our LagerWhich art in barrelsHallowed be thy drinkThy will be drunk (I will be drunk)At home as I am in the tavernGive us this day our foamy headAnd forgive us our spillagesAs we forgive those who spill against usAnd lead us not into IncarcerationBut deliver us from hangoversFor thine is the beer,  the bitter, and the lagerBARMEN Author Unknown
She: 2009 4/2nd Thursday
i saw her photo in a dating site, the smile made me smile in my hour of sadness and depression. little did i know that my heart fell for her and yet she doesnt know who i am oh yes i could tell her in an email who im andwhere im from but she would just want to be friends, i have enough friends i think that would stand out amongst the others, but what i need is love   She couldnt give that to me, for one shes too far away, and yet she prolly has aman there for her who is ten times better than here i am thinking of her, and i hope She is thinking of me  
Ems Prayer
As I perform my duty LordWhatever be the call,Help to guide and keep me safeFrom dangers big and small. I want to serve and do my bestNo matter what the scene,I pledge to keep my skills refined,My judgement quick and keen. This calling to give of myselfMost do not understand,But I stand ready all the timeTo help my fellow man. To have the chance to help a childRestore his laugh with glee,A word of thanks I might not hear,But knowing is enough for me. The praise of men is fine for some,But I feel trully blessed,That you oh Lord have chosen meTo serve in EMS!  Author: L. Lipps
Bling Bling Poop
My daughter wrote a story today.  This is how it goes.   Bling Bling Poop Bling Bling Poop ate a taco.  He had a babys.
Going To Greyling Mi
Hey all I will be leaving fri 4/3/09 and heading to Greyling MI to visit my mom. I should be retuning on 4/11/09. I will try to be on a bit while out there
My new saying for me is:  Live Love Laugh...I have lived I have loved, and now it is my turn to Laugh...
It is ssssooo true. What goes around, comes around. It is a shame more people don't seem to see this. A chick at the tanning salon I go to said something nice about me the other day to one of the other people that work there. I thought that was so nice of her.  I was a a gift shop getting a little something for my friend Jen to open for her birthday, ( I am actually taking her out to a cool place called MELT on Saturday ) and the lady that owns the  boutique said I can get another bracelet free, I gave that extra one to Danielle since she was nice to me the proir day. She was happy & I was happy. Being nice really does feel good.  Too bad more people are completely unaware of how they treat others.
Fireman's Prayer
When I am called to duty, Lord, Wherever flames my rage. Give me the strength to save some life, Whatever be its age.   Help me embrace a little child Before it is too late, Or save an older person From the horror of that fate.   Enable me to be alert, And hear the weakest shout, And quickly and efficiently To put the fire out.   I want to fill my calling And give the best in me, To guard my every neighbor And protect his property.   And if, according to my fate, I am to lose my life. Please bless with you protecting hand My family, friends, and wife.   Author Unknown
Did You Make Da List????
Ok, I "borrowed" this from a friend of a friend. It looked like fun, so now its on my page.  I hope nobody takes offense. Remember, just GROWN folks having FUN!! *Anybody just passing thru is welcomed to play along!!*      Its very simple...Go look at your friendlist/family list and tell us who.... Would u like to meet in person: I aint got enough room for that answer lol Have you met in person: I'm a diva....hustla Is the coolest: Male= Da President Barack Obzze. Female= Da H.B.I.C. MzBooti2big & EyezOfJade cause we from round da same way litterly Is the most sensitive: Sweet Nis, well thats untill she gets da goose in her lol Is the most funniest: These lame ass muthafuckas who think they somebody. smh, they funny as fuck Is the most sexiest: My wife got this one hands down. Sweet Nis Is off the chain: Besides me, its da Prez again. Shots fired Everybody down. My dark side MzBooti2big & her baby mama.  Has the blogs w/the deepest meaning to them: I really dont read blogs not often un
Looking For Hot Girls Age 17-19
im 17 and single i have web cam and email and messenger if u want me add me. 
Warning To All My Female Friends & All Other Ladies On The Fu! Player Alert!!!
  Watch out for Red Fades to Black Ladies! He is a Major Player! He told me & 4 other girls the same load of BS! I love you, I want you, I need you, I am willing to give up everything to move there & be with you! Click the Pic Below to View his page!
Two Deaf People
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
My PS3 arrived today, man I was happy :D Worked out great coming on my day off too, got time to play with it. Stuck fallout 3 in, and was just engrossed for ages. Usually when I play computer games, I switch to the tv and back every 5-10 minutes, must've played that game straight for like 3 hours, it's greatness. Anyways, I shall shut up my rambling now.
  It is obvious that some people still act like children when they don't get their way, this is unfortunate because sometimes you cover up all the good qualities you may have by being an asshole. I am the type to give and do all i can for people i care about so when i get spit on of course it's personal. For some of us life has never been easy and you become greatful for what little you have. Yes their may be ways to make money quickly but I choose to use the other skills i have instead, It's a constant struggle to do the right thing and stepping on people is always easier.... In the end you will always know right from wrong and if you keep excusing it you are doomed to the past forever. These days people only think about themselves and a quick buck, how sad to live in a world where you judge people (or yourself )on what they have and not who they are. To judge another you must first judge youself.... and can anyone say they are perfect? If their is any reason we exist it is to lear
Led Zepelin Song I Am
Talas completed the quiz "What Led Zeppelin song are you?" with the result When the Levee Breaks. You move to your own beat and nothing stops it..
Drifting off to sleep, I see myself in my castle. There comes a knock at my chambers door. I walk over to answer it. I have a strange intoxicating feeling inside me. The voice inside my head, says don't answer it. Yet the energy outside draws me, wanting in. I open the door and there you stand. You look me in the eyes, Captivating me with your stare. Coming closer you tantalize me, Enticing me, Intriguing me, Inducing my being. Holding me in a trance so that I cant move. You slowly approach my neck and my mind says no, Yet I can't stop you. I feel as though you are only going to kiss me. You look into my soul, lowering your head to my neck Then your fangs dig in. It is painful, Yet it melts me as you do. You have made me yours forever. Giving me immortality. Now we go into eternity, Through the darken tunnel. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.
Thinking About Things
  I been doing alot of thinking maybe im better off in Azorina i lived down here in south Carolina for about six mo. and i dont know anyone here where in Azorina i made friends that liked to hang out and go places i do have someone down here that i care about and moved from AZ to be here i just feel like im beind ingored most of the time like im not even here the one i care about here rather go places with her friends but when i ask it's i don't wanna go it seem like she is spending more time with her friend or maybe im just shelfish. Maybe it is that im around all the time but will i be missed if i stay in AZ when i go in a mo. is that what it takes to realize there's more to do then computer and games and texting most of the time?   Where i used to live in AZ everyone i meet was really nice and helpfull the place where i used to live the landlord wants to rent the place to me for 300.00 a mo. i used to help them out when i was living down there and did vonlinteer work at a ranch the
Monty Python-four Yorkshiremen
  THE BASICS Name: Aphrodite Gender: Female (Like you couldn’t Tell) Age: 27 Birthday: Oct. 13 Race: Nazi/Indian School/Grade: College Student Job: See Above Status: Single Hometown: Deuce Nine, California Current Town: San Diego Parents Still Together: Uhhh, Nope Siblings: 2 Wacky Sisters Pets: Nope Smoker: Ewwww Drinker: Not So Much Virgin: Sure Am Orientation: Straight Drugs: Who needs them?? I’m high on life! APPEARANCE Hair Color: Dark Brown Is it dyed? Sure Is Eye color: Gorgeous Green Height: 5'7" Style: Hott! Glasses/Contacts/None? Glasses Freckles: Noppers Body Type: Size is moving down! Shoe Size: 9-10 Piercing: Ears and Nose Want More? Yup Tattoos? 9 Want More? I am addicted Braces? No Sir Overall Best Feature? My Gorgeous Eyes Overall Worst Feature? Stomach Scars! Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad? I think both LIKES/DISLIKES Favorite Color: Pink, Green, Brown  Worst Color: hmmm.. Favorite Number: 13 Favorite Animal: Horse  Least Favorite Animal:
Stuck In My Head
I totally have the song Poker Face in my head.... I need a different song to substitute... help help! ♥  
Duck Following Puppy
I was listening to Biz Markie's Vapors and all of a sudden I started to look for this word on Urban and it explains it better: VAPORS      Situation where someone treats someone one way, usually negatively, and then at a later point in time regrets what was done to that other person in the past or begins to treat the same person in a more respectful manner. Identified in the 1988 Biz Markie song "Vapors." Girls dissed you because you were broke. Now that you blew-up and have money, the same girls want to get with you. These women have caught the vapors. Guy breaks up with his girlfriend. Later on realizes that she was all he ever wanted and that breaking up with her was a mistake. Now he wants her back. He's got the vapors. regret vapers hindsight revenge vappors by DreJD Apr 18, 2006 share this Remember people, what goes around comes back around, AND SUCCESS WILL BE THE ULTIMATE REVENGE.
Ohhh the blog format thing is neato now! Onto why I'm writing this. What the heck is this about? What's up with all the bagheads checking me out? I got to thinking, I know what I've gone through and put up with this past week. I really want to know how the top members put up with it all the time. The hundreds of messages, photo comments, private messages, etc. It's ridiculous and hard has hell to keep up. Why is the world would anyone want to put up with that hassle week in and week out? It hardly seems worth it. By the way, I'm top chick of the week #10! WOOHOO! I love my friends and family on here so much! You guys have no idea how much you all mean to me. I'll be making some sort of a tribute to the everyone who helped me get spotlight this weekend. Since the sabotage and all the catching up of this week, I'm running a little behind on that and I apologize. Enough rambling, sorry. I just like this new blog format! *hugs*
Need Help
Red blooded American!!! I believe the American Dream is for those who choose to attain it! Whether your Illegal, Homeless, or out of prison the choice is yours to change your life. That in itself is the dream! Being able to make good or bad choices, having the right to fight against anything you choose... including yourself! It's not about how much money you make, what you drive or how much you have, It's about what you can do for yourself and your country that makes a "Good American". Religion based our country on Love and compassion for diferent oppinions, yet the common ground has been lost with the abandonment of god, and the replacement of greed throughout the years. This country is OURS has everyone forgotten? We the people control our future, if *sheeple would come to see the truth! Where is the passion for our Ideals that made this country great? In this media excremental age having an opinion make you "WRONG", prooving our rights are slowly being eroded away.You are Ne
My Dad
I remember the tall man. The one Mommy calls Buck. He picks me up and makes funny faces at me and makes me laugh. I see him here alot where me and Mommy live. He leaves in the morning when I wake up, and then comes back at night. I think Mommy likes him because she is always hugging and kissing him. I like him too cause he always smiles at me and makes me feel good. I remember one time when I was sick he held me all night long and rocked me in Mommys chair. Mommy should tell him my real name cause he just calls me "Son"and my name is really Danny. Thats ok though somehow I dont mind when he calls me that. I have a new name for him as well, Mommy told me I can call him Daddy. She says he is the one who helped her make me in her belly and that calling him Daddy would make him feel good..................47 years later. There is this tall man in my life. he is a hero to me. A role model. And someone I love very much. I still call him Daddy.  I Love You Dad!
  Sometimes at night, I can feel you here. I feel your energy as it surrounds me. I can smell the scent of your beautiful body, Oh how your essence fills me. Sometimes I want to go back in time, Knowing that it can never happen. I want to relive all those wonderful things, That we shared in our yesterdays. Sometimes I wake from out of my sleep, Wondering if you are thinking of me. You touched me so deeply I can't let go. I wonder what has happened to me. I am strong, But when it comes to you I am weak, This sometimes thing knocks me off my feet. Sometimes I try to look into the future, And I wonder if you will return to me. Sometimes I want my dreams to come true, But I know it will never happen for me. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.
Lady Gaga performance at Rage- West Hollywood, CA  
Circuses With Animals, Wrong.
I don't care what the owner of the circus tells you, if they say they don't use abusive techniques to train the animals they are lying to you! There is no way you can train an animal that weighs ten times more than you do without protection, thats first off. Secondly, we have no position in life training elephants, tigers, lions, panthers, monkeys, or any wild animals to dance around for our entertainment. We should just leave these poor animals the fuck alone, and let them live in the wild.    Honestly, haven't we done enough to Mother Earth? We ransacked the rain forest, raping it violently of all that kept it sound and balance. The polar ice caps are almost non existent; where will the male polar bears rest on their long journeys for food for their pregnant females? We mass produce food that's not in season because supply and demand is so great, pushing up the green house gasses by at least 5%. And here we are training the animals on this planet for our entertainment.    When I
West Hollywood, Ca
This is a Video of a man/tranny that i met in West Hollywood, CA...its a pretty good 5 minn but OMG!! Watch if you dare.      
Going Out ! !
 Headed to Padonia Station 2nite. . . ANY FU's that are in the B-more area . . come by the bar and party! Bring acamera and a great attitude! I'm gonna burn the dance floor up and enjoy my nite off! Spread the word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Until Now...
Always knew…Male, FemaleAttraction, Stirring Always bothAlways there…Never acknowledged Until himUntil nowTime spentTrust builtFinallyTruth sharedBarely spokenA nod, a whispered "yes..."“That’s me”“Who I've always been”Accepted Not shunnedEncouragedEmbracedSet free“Be yourself”SeekFindHappy, loved, secure, meFreeForeverHe and I
For You
For You For you I'd do anything, go anywhere,give anything.  For you I said forever.  For you I said live beside, die beside.  For you, I'd give up my needs for yours.  You before me, 'til death, more with every breath, for you.  For you I want happiness.  For you I want joy.  For you I want love.  All the best for you.  Anything you need, I will always be there, for you.  All I have in this world, for you. But I know now what I must do.  I will stand behind you, but I will remain in the background, for you.  I don't want to but I must, all for the love of you.
Will You Give This To My Daddy?
Last  week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending  a conference. While I was in the airport,  returning home, I heard several people behind me  beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately  turned around and witnessed one of the greatest  acts of patriotism I have ever  seen. Moving through the terminal  was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began  heading to their gate, everyone (well almost  everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their  hands waving and cheering. When  I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them,  being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm  not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American  who still loves this country and supports our  troops and their families. Of  course I immediately stopped and began clapping  for these young unsung heroes who are putting  their lives on the line everyday for us so we  can go to school, work and home without fear or  reprisal. Just  when I thought I could not be more proud of my  country or of our servic
This must be blogged. I got to ride on a harley davidson motorcycle today. i loved every minute of it and will remember it forever. He rode up in his leather and asked me if i wanted a ride so i grabbed my shoes and we were off. It was the best feeling in the world. i haven't been riding for 20 years and it was like coming home. Thank you to everyone on fubar. i love this site. Rock on!Bigbutyjudy
Yeah, No
    If I was God, I'd make stupidity hurt.          
Great Idea....‏
The Business Section of a newspaper asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"     This was the BEST idea.   Patriotic Retirement: There are about 40 million people over 50 in the U.S. work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations...   1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed! 2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed! 3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed!   Now this is the cheapest and most sensible approach yet, and a lot less expensive than the bailouts.
Sorry Out Of Touch
Sorry ive been so out of touch these days....ive been dealing with a lot of personal issues...from the loss of a friend to a car accident and things closer to home....i appreciate all the love you have continued to show and I hope to be back on here soon to return it all...the weekend is near, so have a great to you all soon.   Love, Melinda
Shorties Part 1
I swear sometimes too many people took Pink Floyd seriously when they sang "WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION" Is it just me or does the lyrics "Hunka hunka burning love" sound to you like a song about an STD? what about "I'll be working my way back to you girl, with a burning love inside" ? tell you what let's make a deal here if you have a burning love inside you need to work your way to some fuckin' body else why don't ya You ever wonder what drugs some song writers were on when they wrote songs? and I don't mean like Willie Nelson or Snoop Dogg or anything obvious no I am talking about the fucker who wrote Hey Diddle Diddle for example that is some trippy ass shit, I wondered in Yellow Ledbetter what the hell Eddie Vedder was saying if I knew what the hell he was saying I might wonder what drugs the writer was on Think back a little to your childhood our generation is pre-programmed to grow up and be druggies when your watchin shit like Scooby Doo everytime you see that myster
Men Can Multitask
Being A Single Parent
somthing for all you out there to think about. being a single parent is several jobs in one along with your full time job. here is a list some of the jobs we do. please feel free to add to them. Maid Baby sitter cook Nurse Counsler judge coach teacher
this voiceover is parallel to my way of thinking... its quite amusing to my life. Do I have an original thought in my head? Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I'm way overdue. If I stop putting things off, I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn't fat I would be happier. I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that's fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to read more, improve myself. What if I learned Russian or something? Or took up an instrument? I could speak Chinese. I'd be the girl who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. I should get my ha
Yeti Dave Mac Elroy
Have you ever wanted to change your name to Dave, Dave Mac Elroy? Maybe have a cool nickname like “Yeti” and you could go by “Yeti Dave Mac Elroy” or just “Yeti Dave” for short. People would probably like Yeti Dave, he plays lacrosse and drives that beat up old Pickup Truck which he probably spends more time fixing then driving. Even though he ends up having to bum a lot of rides because its between parts, people don’t seem to mind. You could probably go on awesome adventures with Yeti Dave, then when you got back to work you could tell Yeti Dave Mac Elroy stories, and your co-workers would half be “God damn, another Yeti Dave story” and half “How come we never met Yeti Dave?” I think if you are going to be Yeti Dave, you’d have to live somewhere in the Northwest, and probably wear plaid shirts and logger boots, because that just seems the kind of thing that Yeti Dave would do. I just couldn’t see
The Fall Injuries Cont....
Ok Dr's!!!! We got to have them and some are really good, others, well they need to be in some other profession! After the fall the other night, I went to the ER the next morn. Got x-rayed said I had a small hairline in my femur! Given pain pills and sent home with crutches and ice pak! Said that would help with the pain in my hip, neck, head, shoulders and tailbone. Keep it iced, keep the leg elevated and stay off as much as possible! Did all that! This morning my leg is swollen twice as much as it was! Go see my family Dr. immediately he orders MRI! Not only do I have the femur fracture with a muscle contusion. I also have small fractures in my elbow, hip, tailbone and shoulder! Seriously, do ER Docs listen or think you make shit up! Like I am black and blue all over, barely moving and in tears! I felt like I saw Bill Engval! No sign just a bill and a pill! Got taken care of today, will be on the mend! I'm Irish and a Texan, takes alot to keep me down! Thanks to all my friends for t
User1904 from a little city next to the boarder of Mexico every weekend
Stories So Erotics
I love those erotic
35 Bling Credits Up For Auction
i have 35 blings up for auction, im gonna run it for a couple of weeks, the bid starts at 6million few bucks the least you can bid is 6million fu bucks, now you can offer other things other then just fubucks to go with the fubucks to sweetin the deal, after the 2 weeks up i'll decide wich bid is the best bid for me, an the winner will get all 35 bling credits
My Name Is Pip
Hi my name is PIP I am a alien who looks like a piece of computer equipment and right at this very moment I am having sex with you through you computer and I know your loving it by the smile on your face
Does it still exist??
Wow ... Want A Job? Lmfao Idiots Again :p
Usually i sit and rant about the assholes on here, but honestly i think this one speaks for himself... ghost and i were sittin here chillin and in my shoutbox pops up the following... (as per usual, people, read from the bottom up) ... btw, if you click the screenshot, it will not lead to the asshole this time, fuck him he doesn't need page views, it leads to an enormously long tongue referenced in the ss) love ya's, ~sin p.s. atlantic city fucking ROCKS
Why does your heart grow doubtful dear? Tense and beating, full of fear. I keep with me your everlasting love, and bless the day God sent you from above. You remain my angel and I feel that I must, tell you that within you, you have my trust. My love is the tide, your soul is the shores, you have my heart, do I have yours? I'll belong to you till the very end, and you will forever stay as my lover and friend. It has been so good like this from the start, so darling please, trust me with your heart.
Wake...up... E-news Tuesday, March 31, 2009 *********************************** News: An Economic Wake-Up Call Administration Seeks Increase in Oversight of Executive Pay Obama Food Policy May Mean End of Farmers Markets, Family Farms Here’s to You, Mr. Jefferson Health Reform "Public Plan Option" Equals More Taxpayer Bailouts Petition Against Obama at Notre Dame Skyrockets Past 221,000 signatures Fifth Anniversary of the Unborn Victims of Violence Act New Facebook Group for Sharing Information on Constitutional Government, Economic Freedom and Traditional Values Stimflation: Guess the Upcoming Inflation Rate Contest...Cash Prizes for the Winners! Upcoming Events (1 of 10) An Economic Wake-Up Call, by Colin Hanna Too many Americans are turning a blind eye to the seriously radica
Cheap Cherry Bombs!!! Sold Out!!
      Soldier Of Fortune - Fu Hubby & R/L B/F To Jenna@ fubar
Pissed Off
For those of you who know me really know me and those of you who don't you should be aware that the only thing I really take seriously is my education. Nothing comes in the way of me learning and improving myself through education. One of my classmates was supposed to email me a paper on tuesday and I was suppose to read it make notes and lead a discussion on her paper. I don't know how we are being graded on this assignment but as with all my education I have been planning on being very serious and doing my job to the fullest. But its exactly 1 hour and 40 minutes before class and still no paper. Now I wouldn't be so upset but this is the seminar class that I need to pass to graduate and I want to keep my gpa above a 3.5. Errr I hate people messing up my schooling.
Shine Your Light(for Firefighterwill1974)
The cry of the city like a siren's song Wailing over the rooftops the whole night long Saw a shooting star like a diamond in the sky Must be someone's soul passing by These are the streets Where we used to run where your Papa's from These are the days Where you become what you become These are the streets Where the story's told The truth unfolds Darkness settles in Shine your light down on me Lift me up so i can see Shine your light when you're gone Give me the strength To carry on, carry on Don't wanna be a hero Just an everyday man Trying to do the job the very best he can But now it's like living on borrowed time Out on the rim, over the line Always tempting fate like a game of chance Never wanna stick around to the very last dance Sometimes i stumble and take a hard fall Loose(?) hold your grip off the wall Shine your light down on me Lift me up so i can see Shine your light when you're gone Give me the strength to carry on Carry on I though
Kids Are Quick
____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ____________________
True Friends
last night i was in a really shitty mood and pretty much have been the past week or so and sat back and just watched what my friends were doing...its really amazing that people who call themselves your friends decide to come hug you and you dont know whether its really to hug you or stab you in the back...friends that cant keep their mouths shut....friends that would rather push you in front of a car than pull you away.....i do have some great friends here friends that keep in contact outside of fu just to say hi and check in...some people i know here say they arent here for the points and whatnot but they are the ones that have turned their back on others, and not just me, the most. so to my friends who have stuck by me words cant say enough how much im thankful for that...and to the are sad pitiful excuses for act like you are the greatest thing since sliced bread and but just remember we all put our pants on one leg at a time
Hey everyone I just joined up here.. IF u really want to chat with me ladies, log onto yahoo messenger and add choke_on_this2007 to your list.
No Time
Just wanted to let everyone know that I don't have enough time to do everything, fubar, facebook, drivers alike, etc etc. So I am writing to say, if you want to keep in touch, check me out at: Take care and God Bless.
I just watched THE wedding on Eastenders...Peggie and Archie and of course finally Roxy knows Danielle is her daughter....but then she dies at end of episode...I was horrified..why? Just why can it not end in drama on Eastender? If there is one person who i believe should have a proper ending (not death !!!) it should be Danielle and Roxy! BRing on the comments.
Just Where Did April Fool's Day Come From?
Just where did April Fool's Day come from? Posted By Posted 1 day ago Just who set out to make April 1 a day to celebrate foolishness? There are several stories, including this one, from,that states April Fools' Day began when the Christian world adopted the new Gregorian calendar. According to the old calendar, the New Year was celebrated in the spring for eight days (the final day of celebration being April First), but because the new calendar was so different, the date of the New Year was changed to January First. Many of the people who lived in the countryside didn't know of the change for years, and lebrating the New Year during the spring. Those "in the know" thought this was hilarious and started to call the April celebrators "fools." From then on, these people began to go of their way during this particular season to make friends believe something that was false. It's worth noting that many different cultures have had days of foolishness around t
Military Rules For The Non-military
Subject: Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance with: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem ... kick their ass. 2. When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest... kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the
In My Bed
Penis Tax
The new penis tax. Don't Forget to Pay all of Your Taxes! April 15 is tax day in the US, so please read the following to make certain that you have paid all of your taxes for either yourself or your husband or boyfriend. The only thing any Government has not taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that: * 40 % of the time it is hanging around unemployed * 20 % of the time it is pissed off, * 30 % of the time it is hard up * 10 % of the time it is in the hole. On top of this it has two dependents and both of them are nuts! According to the income tax ammendment act 2001, your penis will be taxed according to its size. To determine your category, please refer to Schedule 2 of the Income Tax return Form 8 which states the following: * 10 to 12 inches ------ Luxury tax -------- $ 50.00 * 8 to 10 inches ------- Pole tax ------------ $ 45.00 * 5 to 8 inches -------- Privilege Tax ------ $ 40.00 * 3 to 5 inches -------- Standard Tax ------ $ 30.00 An
Can You Believe This Shit ?? :o
hmmm i do think that i might have a stalker she is frequenting my shoutbox now since i jokingly made a comment about having a granny fetish after a certain friend of mine called her old Hairduz123...: and witchie, her friend who so immaturely blocked me so that I couldnt respond, I went onto her page and rated her an 11 and I gave her salute a 10. so dont tell me what kinda person I am, bec. I am sooooo much better than them. I choose to take the high road. THE FUBAR ...: shes like old and shit THE FUBAR ...: wow... ->THE FUBAR ...: not going to link you because i have to go to her profile to do that lol ->Shoshonni ...: i'm not blocking her ,i never blocked juggacunt for the fact i loved watching her talk to herself in my shoutbox since she blocked me lol THE FUBAR ...: im sitting in the nastiest whore mumm. I have a feeling this one is gonna get real good THE FUBAR ...: link me ->THE FUBAR ...: Hairduz123~~lovingly owned by DocWzrd~~ Shoshonni ...: haha welcome to
Time To Clean House
well for those that thought I was kidding see ya, im cleaning house and I seriously could care less if I have 5 friends on here cause thats what im after. Hey if your here for the game thats cool but you should say so in your profile, and yes I read them.
Time & Togetherness
As I sit and wonder, I sometimes ask myself do I really ask for to much? That's the question I guess that will always haunt me. I don't expect for people to drop what they are doing just for me. I don't expect for anyones world to automatically stop and rotate around me just cause I walked into the room. I never make any demands on anyone. All I really ask for is a little attention, time and togetherness. Maybe I've settled for 2nd place to long. Maybe I need to think of me for a while. I have always put other people priorities first instead of mine and I have never gotten anything in return. I'm always the guy to fix everyones elses problems, stand by till their lives are back on path. With that in mind I understand why nice guys do finish last. Well no more. Its me time. Time for me to do what I want when I want. I'm ready to find out what first place is feel like. If you can't get aboard the Ron train, I'll see later at the station, its time for me to go.
Beer And Wine
Beer and Wine As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Three O'clock Blues--b.b. King
In efforts to make everyone more social, all three founders decided we'd like to try to divide our happy family into 3 even teams What does this mean for you? Everyone gets more attention, and lets be honest, who can complain about that? lol Everyone, as always, is free to approach any founder. We all have shoulders built to lean on, but we think this would be a more productive way of notifying members of issues, events, new members, bulletins, etc. This is just one of the improvement we intend to make, so keep your eyes and ears open in the future
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Dj Demonic
This Will Never Happen Again
Now here is some information you can't live without having....At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this year, the time and date will be 04:05:06 07/08/09. This will never happen again
Key To The Highway--b B King
Though there is no single known cause or cure, autism is treatable. Children do not “outgrow” autism, but studies show that early diagnosis and intervention can lead to significantly improved outcomes. With the right services and supports, people with autism can live full, healthy and meaningful lives.
Group Participation
OK, I know I'm being a pain in the ass about this, but why be apart of a group if you will never actually participate with its activities? Is it because its the "cool" thing to do? You and your friends can claim your apart of something your really not? Don't get me wrong, I love the fact that my group, Hellcast Radio has like 93 members at last count, but my average show only has about 15 in the chat room with maybe another handful not logged in. With a group closing in on 100 members, you would think I would have a few more make it on a regular basis. I'm not expecting all 100 people to show up every week, because some people do have lives. Is this part of the growing pains I'm supposed to expect during the first few years? I guess I would LOVE to see more people show, of course I would. But then why is it I have friends that have joined as many as 30-50 groups? Do you really spread that much of your time? Or am I just reading this all wrong? Do people just join groups because
Salute To Our Teachers
The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, 'What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?' He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: 'Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.' To emphasize his point he said to another guest; 'You're a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?' Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, 'You want to know what I make? (She paused for a second, then began...) 'Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor. I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental. "You want to know what I make." (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the ta
Micheal Jackson
What is God? A nine-year-old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female." This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well," she says, "God is both black and white." This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks -- "Is Michael Jackson God?"
Joke For The Day
> > > > > > There is a new study just released by the > American > > PsychiatricAssociation about women and how they feel > about their > > Asses. Theresults are pretty shocking: > > > > > > > > > 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is > too big. > > > > > > > > > 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too > small. > > > > > > > > > 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; > they love him; he's > > agood man and they would have married him anyway. > > >
Before You Accuse Me
I am gonna die of total embarrassment, I bought this Sally Hansen's wax thing a ma bob to do my eyebrows, well usually when I buy them they are curved so it comes out okay, this time they were straight and I ripped part of my eyebrows off that shouldn't be off.... UGH!!!!!!
I get to make charts and graphs all day. Figured I'd do one for here. This one is self explanatory. Enjoy.
Spring Break So Far...
So far, spring break has been awesome. I just spent three days with the most awesome chick in the world! I have known her since I was ten and I hadn't seen her in person in EIGHT years! Anyways, we were total goobers! I am so glad I got to catch up with her and find out what is going on in her life! She is such a sweety! Right now I am at Mizbehaven's house and we did two shows yesterday. Our first show was naked hangman, but instead of hanging anyone.. Mizb got nakie WHOOT! It was a lot of fun! Our second show was a naughty school girl bondage show. I got to tease her with a riding crop while she was attached to the bed.. then I had some fun with some toys...first I started slowly with her Hitachi and my fingers.. then when she was squirming.. I let her have a little break before sliding my huge strap on cock into her wet pussy! It was so hot! She loved taking my hard dick! The best part was feeling her orgasm in my arms!! WHOOT! We are planning to do some filming today! I ho
whats it do yall this k killa. i run this bitch. im sexy its hell u know. hoes just love me
Finally, Some Good News!
After months and months and months and months of disappointments in different areas of my life FINALLY a bright spot has emerged. I have a job interview tomorrow It's at a local veterinarian office. They are doing what they call a "working" interview. I will actually be put in the back helping the other vet techs. I haven't worked since December of 2007 so this is like a really big deal for me. Keep your fingers crossed, keep me in your thoughts and if you pray throw my name in there too! ♥ you all
There's A Man.....
There's a man that I love A man who I would do anything for I know there are times that I make him sad hurt and angry when my actions do more harm then good But this man still sticks by me, and loves me and sees me as nothing more than the beautiful woman he thinks i am. He is everything to me, When he is gone, a part of me is missing. He makes my world a better place, and my life complete. He accepts me for who I am, faults and all, He has seen me at my highest and lowest points, and still has not run. My heart soars at the sight of him and mourns his leaving I would put my life on the line for this man sacrifice my very being for his happiness When I am in his arms, I feel safe loved and cared for. I want to give him everything I possibly can, but that still would not be enough to show him how I feel. He has helped me learn to be unselfish He has shown me so many things about myself. I love this man with all my heart, and only hope that he will never forget it.
How I Feel
Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.. have a good day.. tc
Isaiah 65
17 "Look! I am creating new heavens and a new earth, and no one will even think about the old ones anymore. 18 Be glad; rejoice forever in my creation! And look! I will create Jerusalem as a place of happiness. Her people will be a source of joy. 19 I will rejoice over Jerusalem and delight in my people. And the sound of weeping and crying will be heard in it no more. 20 "No longer will babies die when only a few days old. No longer will adults die before they have lived a full life. No longer will people be considered old at one hundred! Only the cursed will die that young! 21 In those days people will live in the houses they build and eat the fruit of their own vineyards. 22 Unlike the past, invaders will not take their houses and confiscate their vineyards. For my people will live as long as trees, and my chosen ones will have time to enjoy their hard-won gains. 23 They will not work in vain, and their children will not be doomed to misfor
Go Fuck Yourself Released 2009
Blocked Again :(
So I sent this perfectly normal, completely friendly message to someone a little while ago: "You're cute. Let's have freaky sex involving coathangers." ...and she blocked me. I mean, wtf? :/ Some people.
work sucks drinkin rocks so if we could drink and work it would b a blast
I'm Just Tired.....
This is the place where I sit This is the part where I love you too much This is as hard as it gets Cause I'm getting tired of pretending I'm tough I'm here if you want me I'm yours, you can hold me I'm empty and achin' And tumblin' and breakin' Cause you don't see me And you don't need me And you don't love me The way I wish you would The way I know you could I dream a world where you understand That I dream a million sleepless nights Well I dream a fire when you're touching my hand But it twists into smoke when I turn on the lights I'm speechless and faded It's too complicated Is this how the book ends, Nothing but good friends? Cause you don't see me And you don't need me And you don't love me The way I wish you would The way I wish you would This is the place in my heart This is the place where I'm falling apart Isn't this just where we met And is this the last chance that I'll ever get I wish I was lonely Instead of just only Crystal
Southern To English Translation
Southern United States to English BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." Y'ALL -- noun. A degree of rotation. Usage: "There are three degrees of Southern rotation: Pitch
U Like Metal Huh.....
Things Southerners Are Born Knowing ... If They Are True Southern
Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers. Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons. The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit. Pretty much how many fish or collards greens make up a mess. What general direction cattywumpus is. That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar. When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long. The difference between Yankee's and damn Yankee's. How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store. Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means. Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !! A good dog is worth its weight in gold. Real gravy don't come from the store. The War of Northern Aggression was over state rights, not slavery. When "by and by" is. How to handle their "pot likker". You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody. A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up. The differences between a redne
Get Corrupted Ii
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Wake Up!!!
My friends we have got to be honest withour selves in regards to the harm that corporations are causing not only our planet but also us as a species!! Please do not listen to and get your info from the traditional media sources as most are owned by those that wish to silence those with truth! Get motivated, and get educated as to what has happened to our once great country!! If you are not familiar with john perkins please get familiar with him. Confessions of an economic hitman is the title of his book! take the time to read for yourself what these corporations have been doing!! Wake up my friends before we have no America to leave to our children and grand children. You may wake up in 1 yr and find we are now called the North American Union!! Think it cant happen, what is Europe now called!!! Oh yeah, the European Union!!Africa......A frican Union!!!Do you really think it is goiing to stop there!Please dont be that naive!! Join the fight to preserve our soverignty!! Stan
Peer Deeply!!!
Peer deeply, See clearly, The escalation, Of this endless occupation, Has got to end, Bring our troops home before we attack Iran, Syria, North Korea, Who knows whos next, Its a shame our soldiers having to buy their own bulletproof vests, It started in summer 2001, The prodigal son, Led us astray, That tragic Sept day, Startin wars of aggression with our sons and daughters, Sent to be slaughtered and to slaughter, Those who disagree, With our corporate power neverending greed, republicans, democrats its time for u to go, See we the people are taking control of our lands, Making true attempts at peace with our fellow man, No wmds have ever been found, Where did we saddam, In a fuckin hole in the ground, So evil and feared was he, We were
The war on terror is the patriot act... See the american people are under attack... Our lives and liberty snatched, there gone... Not by osama but the man with the crown... Admit it Bush is a dictator, he stole the show.. With the help of his henchman Karl Rove... Paid DBT 4 million for a fake list of felons... To stop those oppressed from votin and expression... Their displeasure and pain... Without honest elections there is no hope for change... Whether its CLinton Obama or Huckabee Mccain.. The end result will still be the same... Cause there is to much coporate money influencing the game... Their stuffin their pockets with profits... From bombs and rockets... Trying to spread democracy with tanks and humvees... Instead of peace and diplomacy.. See it dont matter whos next... The military
When Northerners Move To The South ..
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes, the South has 'mater samiches. The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses. The North has dating services, the South has family reunions. The North has switchblade knives, the South has Lee Press-on Nails. The North has double last names, the South has double first names. The North has Ted Kennedy, the South has Jesse Helms. The North has an ambulance, the South has an amalance. The North has Indy car races, the South has stock car races. The North has Cream of Wheat, the South has grits. The North has green salads, the South has collard greens. The North has lobsters, the South has crawdads. The North has the rust belt, the South has the Bible Belt. If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and
Where Can We Fly???
Where can we fly, To whom do we cry, When the bombs eye, Sees its target, Scorches towards it , Misses, This smart bomb hits dora farms, Mothers and kids asleep in their bed, Tell me what chance did they have, We call this success, As justice misses us, Our eyes are blurry, Like scared mice we scurry, From dictator bush and his neo cons, Their wagin war everywhere under the sun, Sept 11th 2001, He says justifies his transgression and lies, I say its bushes demise, If the truth can overflow, Populations can grow, Avoiding their plans, For the domination of man, Our troops stuck in the sand, Need to be freed from these foreign lands, Raise your voice, See they have left us no choice, No matter the price to
Why Is It???
Why is it the voice of the people is silent... What fox news sells..we buy it.... We vote for american idols in mass.. Presidential elections we pass... Scores from sundays game..we got em Senators voting records..careless about em.. Wake up people and see whats at stake... To restore our true freedoms we must abolishthe central bank!!!!! TruthSquad © 2008
How To Speak Some Southern ... Enjoy
How To Speak Southern Addled: Confused, disoriented, as in the case of Northern sociologists who try to make sense out of the South, "What's wrong with that Yankee? He acts right addled." Afar: In a state of combustion. "Call the far department. That house is afar." Ahr: What we breathe, also a unit of time made up of 60 minutes. "They should've been here about an ahr ago." Ar: Possessive pronoun. "That's AR dawg, not yours." Ary: Not any. "He hadn't got ary cent." Awfullest: The worst. "That's the awfullest lie you evr told me in your life." Bad-mouth: To disparage or derogate. "All these candidates have bad-mouthed each other so much I've about decided not to vote for any of 'em." Baws: Your employer. "The baws may not always be right, but he's always the baws." Best: Another baffling Southernism that is usually couched in the negative. "You best not speak to Bob about his car. He just had to spend $300 on it." Braht: Dazzing. "Venus i
This is a message to the Bush pack... We're not fooled by your immoral occupation of Iraq... And were uniting to take our country back... Seeing as it's ben stolen by you and your clan... Trying to exterminate any clear thinking man and woman... Who can find the nerve stand.. And let their voices be heard... You a compassionate conservative, thats absurd... While you wage your wars around the world.. Your true plans at home are unfurled.. Cameras everywhere, illegal eavesdropping, Is this what our forefathers envisioned for democracy? They sacrificied their lives to save ours... Lets put bush and his crew on the 1st ship to mars... Their a danger to our very way of life.. We've allowed corporate controlled media to cloud our sight... Now is the time to rise up and fight... Down with the establishment..
Family Blood!!!
Family blood thats thick as a hair, You never asked to be born into their affairs, And the ones who should be never are there, None of my life with you will i ever share, I fought through all the pain and despair, Now that im better dont even try to act like you care, I have no pity only hate, All these years, all these lies, everything about you is fake, So glad i escaped, Before i fell victim to your condemned fate, Family, i have started my own, Safe from the contamination you have sown, And you's there's no need to disown, See i was never your's from the get go, And though it was a long road i walked alone, Im a better man because so, Salutations saved for those whose care, Erase your memory for i was never there, Just a ghost to prove you were diseased, What a success this test turned out to be!!!! truthsquad 09
Im No Different Than Most!!!
See i'm no different than most, Substance abusing parents are the ones I chose, Makes no difference if the kids can read & write, So long as the parents got their fix at the end of the night, Yeah these the parents and life I chose, Hunger pains and ass whoopins with extension cords, I envision pops in the stands as I hit a game winner, Or moms waiting for us with one of those specially cooked dinners, Poof, that dreams up in smoke, Moms lungs cant handle that big a toke, Bed, tv, and xbox all sold for some crack, Hope this shit ends here before she ends up on smack, 33yrs, I got these same lie filled tears streakin my face, Where'd ya go, The've taken my moms and put you in her place, 3 different step dads trying to make me their own, Yeah these the parents and life I chose, As a young seed alone pushed out the
5 Yrs Later!!!
5 yrs later we still sit on our hands, While the bush clan executes their master plan, An endless war to distract the people, Our american pride tells us our leaders cant be evil, But as we focus on the middle east, Here at home hes unleashed the beast, Homeland security's here to save the day, Americas 1st gulag, welcome to guantanamo bay, Get comfortable enjoy your stay, Prepare for waterboarding day after day, They say the us has morals but thats we know thats a lie, Um hiroshima nagasaki how many died, Now we dominate nations of sand, Lets not forget we commited genocide to create this here land, The north american union is next, And I find myself utterly perplexed, Why we still sit on our hands, While the bush clan executes this master plan, truthsquad © 200
Their Plan!!!
The cia is out to get me... Their plan, make it look like a suicidal tragedy.. Many have fallen in the past to this deception.. But my personal make-up prevents suicide as a means of expression.. So if i fall with 2 gunshots to the head... Dont believe i was overwhelmed by the life i led.. Instead know i was murdered by those i oppose... With their twisted desires of dominating the poor.. But until that day comes i'll continue to fight... Tyranny in all forms and the violation of human rights... Our government sits atop that list.. With their exploitation of all the indigenous.. People they have slaughtered in many lands... In the name of corporate profits makes me sick... Our taxes are used for these policies to exsist... In which we arm, train, and fund.... Some of the most oppressive regimes under the sun...
Yes We Can!!!
Yes we can was the chant of 08, And it appears this man possess qualities needed to become great, So many challenges such a daunting task, After 8 years of suffering from the neo-cons wrath, His promises raise hopes to levels unknown, Lets start by ensuring our jobs will stay here at home, Build more schools less bombs and tanks, Please President Obama, protect us from the predatory banks, Lets start to reform corporations, Especially the part that gives them the rights of a person, War crimes were committed by those before you, Love to see them in there own cells in Guantanamo, Oh yeah our environment is in dire shape, And with you can be the start of a new age, Where people do come first, But not at the expense of our Mother Earth!!! truthsquad 09
Lunchables are no longer allowed in my house. I bought my daughter this stupid pizza lunchable...more of the crap is smeared all over my table than in her sassy little mouth. Lunchables have no been banned! Along with goldfish and dippin' dots ice cream...
Conficker - Day 2 In The Bunker
0732 PDT - I am scared. I should have provisioned with something besides Smarties and Jelly Bellys. I woke up this morning in a Smartie induced haze and surrounded by plastic wrappers . I think the animals got into the sugary stash last night because the alpacas have all killed each other and the donkey is braying maniacally. 0758 PDT - My cordless electric razor has no charge. Conficked no doubt. 0850 PDT - I am trying to find out if the world has ended by listening for signs of life on my short wave radio. All I can pick up is a Mexican radio station blaring some accordian fueled Norteno music. I think its a Confick trick. 0945 PDT - Somebody shut this fucking donkey up! I am slipping into insanity ...
How To Get Into My Nsfw Folder
Well If you are a woman u can get in for free just ask lol! A guy has to buy their way in. Either win me in an auction with a high enough bid or buy me bling (not cheap bling either), bling packs, vips, ect...... Just pm me before actually getting me something plz Mwahzzzzz, Kitty
Scattered thoughts lost in a haze, Dazed and confused, im stuck in this maze, Freedom or death we'll set your plans ablaze, Cause we see you coming and its not what we hoped for change, You've reconstructed your outer shell to appear like us, Cant fool me, with x-ray vision i see through all the dust, You kicked up as you blazed your trail, But see i know your success was designed for you to fail, The new world order will never relinquish their power, Until we take to the streets and destroy all their followers, Myself i cant believe we've allowed it to get this far, Where we have no clue what we believe or who we really are, We allow our government to ravish and murder innocent ones, Then tell me for my safety it had to be done, Some believe this lie, but not i, I choose a higher path to fly, Where with my hands i control the wheel of time, Normalcy can return through reason and rhyme, One mind,
Tell me is it all in my head, Or is the age of innocence really dead, Darkness shrouded in hate, Trying to find those pearly gates, And the promise of life beyond life, The hope of eternal light, But my soul needs the darkness of night, These menacing men trying to dictate my path, I inflict upon you your gods wrath, Wrapped in lies, meant to disguise, The truth behind all our eyes, No one knows what happens when we die, So step aside, let me live MY life, Finding fulfillment with my goddess of the night, Your threats are hollow like you a shell of a man, I dont need thousands behind me to take my stand, I'll die alone for the self-determination of this man, So suffer unto me all your wicked ways, I become stronger from experiencing this pain, Dont grow weary scared and run, For i'll chase to the far reaches of the sun, Your destruction will rattle this Earth, And we will awake
Common Man!!!
So here we are 2009, A year closer to destruction by creative design, A calender forward another step back for mankind, While scientists in their labs desperately trying to find, Another way to obliterate this common man, Whose a threat with his capabilities of uniting a stand, Whether it be wisconsins bitter winter, or nevadas baren land, With his beliefs he's entrenched in the sand, Using darkness to protect this common man, Inside us all, we'll never fall, Cause the common man is the backbone of it all, Unspectacular in every way the eye can see, Uniquely brilliant if you dig down deep, The outer shell is all people want to meet, They have no clue you shed tears over the middle east, And how my nation has becoming this raving beast, Leaving destruction where ever she goes, With my word though i intend to sow, Rays of hope, so my kids can grow, In a world of peace and love, without fear of
Perfect Solitude!!!
With to much to say, I cant hold it in for another day, Cuz i might explode, And morph us into uncharted zones, My head is heavy with the knowledge it holds, And my heart is hardened from the lies its been told, Shamed and deceived, Boy just have faith and believe, In the wonders the eye cannot see, Personally, it doesnt feel right to me, So my journeys down another path, Where there's no fear of the Merciful One's wrath, Living life the way i choose, And avoiding the grips of your narrow minded views, A peaceful man but dont get it confused, Cuz if needed this sword will be used, And please dont be naive thinkin im in need of you, I've found my heaven, Rejoicing in this perfect solitude!!! 2009...TruthSquad!!!
Terms Of Service For Thought
Taken from the fubar Terms of Service : "This Agreement sets out the legally binding terms for your use of the Website and your Membership in the Service. may modify this Agreement from time to time and such modification shall be effective upon posting by on the Website. You agree to be bound to any changes to this Agreement when you use the Service after any such modification is posted. This Agreement includes's policy for acceptable use and content posted on the Website, your rights, obligations and restrictions regarding your use of the Website and the Service and's Privacy Policy. " "By using the Website and the Service, you represent and warrant that all registration information you submit is truthful and accurate and that you agree to maintain the accuracy of such information. " "Term/Fees. This Agreement shall remain in full force and effect while you use the Website, the Service, and/or are a Member. You may terminate your member
To Love Or Not
Have you ever been caught in between captured by a moment so serene That you hear your heart pitter-patter and all you've known doesnt matter This intricacy of loves embrace could never find itself out of place Since such foolishness breathes pleasure by its own nature a genuine treasure They say its better to have lost a love before then to never have loved at all there is truth in that for sure because no other feeling equals its call It comes unepectedly invited yet appreciated like the springs first bloom its celebrated held for its richness and cherished for its sultry bliss
Not Gonna Be Around Much, Don't Ignore Me, Lol
Okay so just a heads up, I will be hit and miss for the next week and completely gone Wed-Sun.... My daughter has passed all qualifications for the Army BCT...and we are attending graduation in South Carolina, and then driving her to her AIT post in Alabama... I am one VERY proud Mama...and the few days I get to hold her and see her will make up for these past 10,,,but these next five days will be spent preparing for that trip and getting everything together...I joined Fubar to get me through the days she was gone, and found many GREAT friends here that mean the world to me...THANK YOU! So until Tuesday April 7th (Nik's B-day, happy birthday baby)...I will be hit n miss, but please don't forget me whie I'm gone, cause come April 13th I'm back with a whole new lease on life and a refreshed vengence!!!! I love you Phuckers, you really are a family I have come to cherish, love, and depend on! Tony, Rick, and Michael...the three best guy friends a girl could ask for.
Prelude To A Kiss~
From a distance I watch smiling, for her's there again hair...slightly tousled damp curls clinging to forehead framing green eyes.... heart skips a beat. She likes to swim in the ocean me?...well, I enjoy the scenery. Waves, caressing washing away worries cleansing my soul sand between my toes... not unpleasant peaceful. Getting closer now eyes meet...just for a moment laughter lines I note moving down to lips slightly parted would taste salty...I imagine. slender tanned shoulders slim waist and hips perfect shape actually... smile at this thought I smile She blush... Did she read my thoughts? her eyes linger on my lips prelude to a kiss? perhaps...yes, perhaps. ~W.H.~ ~2009~
Daisy Duke's Staff
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The Last Word
I try to imagine the deepness of your eyes > and here am I with no true lies > cause I can't tell of what I don't know > and its the mystery of your essence you alone can show > > Conceptualize by your words and vibe, curiousity has got me > just like the earth and moon be > thoughts drift as I respond to your letter > for I wish to know u better > > To know the many expressions of your face > to quench that thirst in place > to feel the quivers > and comfortably drive away the shivers > > Genuine I'll always be > my life is open to thee > like the > oceans surrounding beauty
Foghat--i Just Wanna Make Love To You
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The Void
Without you Life is colorless The flowers Emit no scent There is no Bird song The sun forever Remains hidden Behind cloud The wind blows Bitter through The world Everything is frozen When you left You took with you All the worlds warmth You took the bright, Happy, lovely So here I sit Amidst the cold And the dark And I cry For the birds, The flowers, The sun, The world, But mostly I cry for the void That now resides Within my chest
Heartbreaker--pat Benatar
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Comin Out
Have you ever been so pissed that you wanna hit a bitch, slit somebodys throat then throw their body in a ditch, have you ever been so mad you just wanna hit your dad, wanna kill a mother fucker cuz they treated you so bad, Have you ever been so angry you enjoy the rush of pain, that you wanna woop some ass cuz your going infuckinsane, have you ever been so heated that you want a meat cleaver, and start chopping people up until you get defeated. Chorus-Vengeance and destruction, thats how my mind functions, anger and hate, my only two traits 2x- end chorus Have you ever been told that you wont amount to shit, by those faggot ass hater who just wanna see you quit, have you ever been told your a failure at life, you just wanna end it all, wanna go and grab a knife, Have you ever been made fun of, called a loser by your peers, they always think their better cuz their feeding of your fears, have you ever been talked up, just to get shot down, those bitches think their bet
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas... If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ; If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live inTexas ; If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ; If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas; If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas; If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ; If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ; If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,you may live in Texas ; If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ; If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you ma
So I'm Deleting My Account
this site does nothing for me...hit me up on myspace. plus candace doesnt talk to me
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
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Dragon's Lair
hey'' whats up i guess i can say that am kinda new,not to many people come by.anymore.i am LOOKING FOR STAFF DJ'S AND ANYKIND OF HELP POSSABLE.IF INTERESTED SHOUT AT ME K OWNER DRAGON'S LAIR
Easter Bunny Out Of Control
Headline Says It All
Expose- Seasons Change
Although I don't believe everything in scripture cause alot is just myth I do find wisdom in knowing this scripture below it helps me to know there is a season for all things and it gives me a sense of peace when Im in a rough season to know it will soon change just like emotions we live in... the song reminds me of this scripture also... for some reason..and Life goes on.. > King James Bible -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: 2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; 3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; 4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; 5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; 6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep,
Fubaholic Thank You!
I became a member of fubar just a short time ago and already I'm ranking and moving steadly up the leveling ladder. I'm doing it all on my own with no Blast to help me out, noone to be ther to constantly bomb my folders(course they're not that big yet) But point being I am making my way to the top without being on here asking others to do it for me. I know that most here work there asses off to get where they are. I envy all of you! So please no punn intended on any of you! I love the hell out of being able to go in and read the mumms that are posted, they are great and those who go in to vote and comment make it even more entertaining. I have to get on each mornning and read a mumm before work, because then I'm smiling the rest of the day! I have now realized that I have a serious addiction and it is being a fubaholic! I have great new friends and family here that enlighten the day and make me smile, it's great! Thanks to all my friends, Family and fans for being so much fun! Thank yo
I Love April!
It's so exciting this year! Haha. Found out I'm gonna be an aunt at the end of September! Seeing as my sister has told me for years that I have to be the one to give our parents grandkids, I'm pretty psyched. I leave for Boston tomorrow afternoon. Most of the weekend is free, leaving my friend and I plenty of time to explore Boston, areas of New Hampshire, and parts of Maine. Our only plans so far are to have dinner after my plane arrives tomorrow and go see an improv show. Saturday night we're gonna go see Shinedown. Then I fly back here late Sunday night. In another couple weeks I fly to Atlanta to meet up with my parents, and then spending a week on Hilton Head visiting family down there. I haven't had a vacation in two years, so I'm pretty happy about all of this traveling.
Promises In The Dark
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Fire And Ice
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Nine Inch Nails - Right Where It Belongs
This song is like a self examination song for that makes me think about life as a whole good and evil and all the world and our human thoughts... I really love this song when I wanna relax it makes me think about everything in everyway ..listen to the lyrics...So real.. "Right Where It Belongs" See the animal in his cage that you built Are you sure what side you're on? Better not look him too closely in the eye Are you sure what side of the glass you are on? See the safety of the life you have built Everything where it belongs Feel the hollowness inside of your heart And it's all Right where it belongs [Chorus:] What if everything around you Isn't quite as it seems? What if all the world you think you know Is an elaborate dream? And if you look at your reflection Is it all you want it to be? What if you could look right through the cracks? Would you find yourself Find yourself afraid to see? What if all the world's inside of your head J
Wednesday Comment For All Fu-friends
Due to I'm on vacation in Gtmo,Cuba the Navy Base for a week or so . I'm working with a slow connection I thank everyone that leaves me a daily profile comment, but I'm working with a slow connection and unable to return the luv one by one so I'm going to try to leave a daily comment here for all my Fu-Friends to share.Pls remember to rate the blog and we both get credit Thanks miss ya'll. SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE!

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