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03-26-09

Our hero the fly was hovering about six inches above a pond. There was a fish in the pond that thought: "When that fly goes down, I could jump up get it. Then I can get some lunch!" A bear was beside the pond wandering how to reach the fish and he pondered: "When that fly goes down, the fish would jump up to get the fly, and I could then reach the fish ... Then I can get some lunch!" A hunter had the bear in his sights but couldnt get a clean shot, as he studied "When that fly goes down, the fish would jump up to get the fly, the bear could reach the fish, and I would get a good shot of the bear ... Then I can get some lunch!" A mouse happened to be under some thick bush behind the hunter, and he said to himself: "When that fly goes down, the fish would jump for the fly, the bear would go for the fish, the hunter would move to shoot the bear, and the sandwich dangling in the hunter's coat pocket would fall ... Then I can get some lunch!" There was a cat behind the mouse examining the whole scenario: "When that fly goes down, the fish would get the fly, the bear would get the fish, the hunter would get the bear, the mouse would go from under the thick bush for the sandwich and I could get the mouse ... Then I can get some lunch!" Sure enough - that fly goes down ... Then ALL breaks loose ... The fish jumps up for the fly, The bear leans out for the fish, The hunter got a better aim at the bear, The sandwich falls on the ground for the mouse, The cat went for the mouse - as you hear an awful commotion: but missed and landed in the pond. When that fly goes down - Its a sure way to get a pussy wet. So my third blog since being back (yet again) being my second "catcherized" (my animation/style added) JOKE ... I guess I'm looking for a new angle? (and a few friends ribs to poke) Cant afford to run in the 'bling' crowd ... Havent got a fast enough computer to run in - well, ANY crowd -hehe- To old for the "IN" crowd To young for the grave ... *Wonders to himself: should I be saved?* I guess I start my own crowd! Everyone likes to laugh (I guess)... So drop by each day and see if I "CATCH" your funnybone? Or roll your eyes at my mess? Come see the comment that I probably messed up here at the bottom of the page. hehe or just keep on what youre doing ... Cuz the door always open & and this hippy dont like any cage!
"Catch" you Later!
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